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Minnesota. Goodbye. Let's get started
with an email from Kelly. Kelly says,

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I'm catching up on episodes, so
sorry for sending more than one email.

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Marriage. I was married, I
am now divorced. My marriage turned

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into a nightmare. Now remember she's
divorced, she's not married again. But

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now I truly know I have found
the love of my life. I will

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never get married again. I love
the feeling of knowing we are together for

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love and because we want to be
together. I will never allow myself to

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feel trapped or stuck ever again.
He did give me a beautiful diamond ring

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in twenty nineteen. At that moment, we exchanged our vows, promises on

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my son was involved, and my
boyfriend asked us if he could be a

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part of our family for the rest
of our lives. That was more than

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enough for me. Nine years later
and I still can't believe this is what

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a relationship feels like, like a
dream come true. I can't believe I

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found a love like this that is
that is awesome. I mean, seriously,

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there's a lot of people who don't
know what love is. It's like

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it's like somebody who doesn't know what
an orgasm is, and I think it's

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a perfect comparison. If you talk
to somebody and back in my twenties or

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whatever, it's like, well,
did you have an organism? Yeah?

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I think so, and it's like, well, okay, you think so,

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but then the day you finally do
have an orgasm, you go,

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oh, that's what it was.
Yeah, would you agree? Y?

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I think I always knew that what
I wasn't having it, But yes I

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do. I do know, like
the moment where you're like, well,

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that's what it is, though,
but I did always know what I was

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okay and fair enough because I think
that there are women that they go I

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think I've had one because I dated
a girl and she'd been with like a

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couple of other guys, and she
said, yeah, I'd never really had

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one, and then she said,
oh, that's what that's what one feels

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like. And then after we broke
up, she said, I guess that

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wasn't really an orgasm, but I've
had an orgasm since you. And I'm

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like, oh, okay, well
good, I'm glad you did. But

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anyway, your heart a little bit, No, not really, and I

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didn't care. And we're still friends
to this day. The funny thing is

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it. But I think it's the
same with love, because if you've ever

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really been in love, you know
what it's like. Oh, that's what

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it feels like. And then you
look back in a marriage or relationship you

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had before, and you go,
oh, I thought that was love,

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that was in love. I remember
the first time I thought I was in

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love. I was nineteen or eighteen
and she was seventeen, and we thought

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we were in love, but we
were in love. We just liked each

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other and had a crush on each
other. Whatever. Then years ago we

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knew a couple and I'm not going
to say who they are because I know

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that they both listened to the radio
station and they were, Oh, they

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were so in love and they got
married and we were both like, me

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and my partner at the time were
like, they're not in love. They

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think they're in love, and now
they fucking hate each other. They can't

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stand each other. They were never
in love. But I think it's one

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of those things where when you're in
love, you go, oh, you

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don't have any doubt. Yeah,
I agree. Remember my like eighth grade

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boyfriend, Rich Smith, told me
he loved me, and I set it

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back and I immediately, even in
a grade, felt like the biggest fraud.

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But it was like, you know, you just like words didn't mean

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as much back then, but it
did actually mean a lot to me,

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and I felt like not good about
it. Afterwards. I was like,

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I know, I'm not in love
with this guy. I'm in eighth grade.

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I don't know what love it is. That's funny. She goes on

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to say, I do, however, understand why people want to get married.

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My unsolicited advice is I would keep
things as separate as possible if I

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knew then what I know now.
Love. Kelly that is the host of

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the AWE on Our Best Behavior podcast, and I was actually on her podcast

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a couple of weeks ago. So
and Kelly writes again. She writes into

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she says, in reference to George
Washington eating ass and Dave Ryan talking about

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the book Killing Jesus a couple of
days ago. Fun fact people did die

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from STDs back in Jesus's time.
Oh okay. The book starts with like

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a I think it's King Nebeconezer and
he's like, you know, he's got

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a very bad sihullis STDVD whatever it
is he had, and he can't have

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sex. He blah blah blah,
And it's like, oh my god.

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If you had sex back then,
you got an STD and there was no

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cure for it. There was no
They probably had some you know, primitive

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cure or treatment, like put alligator
poop on your dick or something like that.

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Are you kidding you think that that
was what they were doing, Like,

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go get the alligator? Is there
some bumps on his genitals? I

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mean, what else would they do? They had to have some primitive treatment.

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I mean the natives used to come
up with, Like the natives here

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in America, they used to come
up with very primitive treatments. I think

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the difference was a lot of those
actually worked. But I don't think anybody

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had a cure for STDs until penicillin
and antibiotics. Anyway, Thank you Kelly

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for that one. Appreciate that one. And she writes in One more Time

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in response to Naughty Tuesday, Kelly
writes in, Dave said he and his

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girlfriend were both virgins when they lost
their virginity together. However, later that

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was questionable. My virginity lost.
It was the same situation after we broke

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up. He said that he questioned
that I was actually a virgin because he

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said I knew way too much.
At the time, I was pissed,

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but later in life I take it
as a compliment because studying all those porns

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in my youth made me magical.
So what do you learn from watching a

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porn? I mean, I guess
you learn, like you know that you

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can actually do it from the back. I think a lot of people don't

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realize when you're younger that you can
do it from the back. A lot

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of people don't realize that you can
climb on top. A lot of people

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don't realize you can climb on top
and face the other way. She said,

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I truly was a virgin then,
But I'm much more vanilla now looking

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back at sad that I thought porn
was a reality. That is from Kelly,

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and she is again. She points
out the fact that she is the

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host of on Our Best Behavior podcast. So thank you, Kelly. There

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was something I was going to say. She says, she's much more vanilla

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now. One thing that's really interesting
to me is you never know whether somebody's

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vanilla or freaking crazy by looking at
them. Yeah, you look at certain

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people. I found out a couple
that were like Alison's friends mom and dad

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were swingers and this was back in
the day. And if they're listening,

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I don't care because it's no shame
in it, and I'm not going to

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say your name. But you look
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oh, they're probably very average.
They like certain things, they don't

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like other certain things. But then
you look at some and you go,

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oh, my god, they're swingers. That means that he gets passed around,

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she gets passed around, and you
just really can't fathom that some people

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are like that. Yeah, not
that there's anything wrong with it. I

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want to find out that somebody I
know as a swinger, because as of

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right now, I'm so in the
dark about that. If anyone I know

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is like, I don't know anyone
besides I know, we've had a guest

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on the show that listens all the
time and told us all about the swinging

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life. Yes, that's the only
swinger as far as I know that I

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know. I'm sure there are so
many other out there, and I'm just

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like, I don't know. It's
a curious lifestyle. I would ask so

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many questions that they were willing to
answer them, even though I think I

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learned a lot though, when we
had that swinger on the show already.

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I think the whole sexual thing is
so fascinating to me, not because I'm

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a horn dog, but because everybody
is so different to varying degrees, like

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Andrew is different from another guy that
you dated, and somebody else is different

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from you, and and you can
you never know what some people are into.

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It's like foodies. Some people love
sushi, some people love eel sauce.

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Some people can't even stand a tuna
fish sandwich, and some people it's

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just like you know, you just
it's such a different yet secret thing that

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people don't really discuss. I mean, you can look at anybody in your

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office and they could be a freak
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They could I know, you don't
know, I know, I mean,

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I don't know. Or that could
be somebody who's like, oh oh gross,

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Oh okay, hurry up and get
it over with, okay gross you

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never. Let's move on to something
besides sex. Jenny got to talk about.

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Oh okay, this is a naughty
Tuesday. You started with the alligator

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poop on STDs. Uh, You're
right, I did. Next one staff

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writer Robert here, I couldn't help
a chuckle at Dave's desire to make iconic

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happen this morning on the show.
It immediately brought to mind a short slice

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in time a few years ago,
when my friends, about eight of us,

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tried to make the two words make
two words happen with our larger collective

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of friends and acquaintances. Those words
dripping wet. Don't ask me why or

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how we started on that little phrase. For about four months, everything was

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dripping wet. Damn, Sean,
I like your new shoes, Bro,

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They're so dripping wet. Oh my
god, I love this song. Turn

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it up. That shit is so
dripping wet, Yo, Rachel, this

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chicken pot pie, girl, I've
never had a more dripping wet pot pie

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than this ride here. Let me
tell you, needless to say, I'm

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laughing already, needless to say.
People thought we were crazy, and the

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dripping turned into a trickle, which
eventually dried up forever. Ah well,

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we tried than for jogging that water
log memory from the old Noggin friends,

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and I hope your weekend is nothing
if but dripping wet dark link dark lick

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Foreva, Robert and Sonoma, California. I'm gonna send you a staff writer

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sticker, Robert, because you did
some writing right there. Seriously, that

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is some that wasn't just an email. That was writing. Let me repeat

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his classic lines, Damn Sean,
I like your shoes, bro, they're

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so dripping wet. Oh my god, I love this song. Turn it

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up. That shit is dripping wet, yo, Rachel, this chicken pot

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pie, girl, I've never had
a more drippin' wet pot pie than this

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right here. Let me tell you
that's writing. That's a staff writer right

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there. I like that a lot. I wish that that would have actually

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taken off nationwide. I mean,
I don't know if it started in California,

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where he originates or writes from,
but there, I'm trying to think

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of there's anything, my friends that
I'm trying to make happen. I remember

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coming to college. I was very
confused because a bunch of guys would be

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like, oh, yeah, i'll
see in a minute, or it's been

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a minute, and I was like, what do you mean it's been a

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minute? Like and it meant like
it's been a long time. But I

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took it as like, oh,
it's been like sixty seconds since I saw

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you, and I was like,
what, it's been a minute. And

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then they always said you dig.
That was a big, big one,

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like my freshman year of college,
you dig. You did. Yeah,

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we're going to that frat party tonight. You dig. And I was like,

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oh, yeah, I dig.
I like that one. That's kind

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of funny. Back when I was
about twenty three twenty four, I worked

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with a bunch of DJs and we
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cool. We thought we were,
and some of us actually were. Uh,

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and we were using the word smokes. Oh, that song smokes.

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Oh, that song smokes like meat
sauce. I think started Whales. Maybe

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he didn't start it, but he
helped popularize whales, that song Whales,

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that band Whales. And so we
did that smokes and that song smokes or

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that oh that burger smokes, or
that like that play smokes, and it

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caught on with us, but it
didn't really catch on anywhere else. You

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ever hear anybody say that smokes.
I haven't heard that one. No.

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Next to email from Chow, regular
staff writer Chow, RAI thank you for

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writing in Rai Vang is his last
name. Why I'm saying his old whole

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name. I don't know because you
want me maybe, I think probably because

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I'm part Asian, and when ever
anybody Asian writes in, I kind of

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want to call him out, like, hey, here's a tip of the

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hat to you, because I'm twenty
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on the show in a long time, but I did a national geographic test

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eight or ten years ago, and
I knew I was German. I did

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not know I was Mediterranean, and
I certainly did not know I was twenty

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percent Asian. And it's funny because
I'll meet Asian people and be like,

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yeah, I knew you were man. I can see it in your eyes.

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I'm like really, They're like,
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were, And I'm like, I
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I was gonna say, I don't
think I would have looked at you

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and guessed that, but I would
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you know, Yeah, Dave.
I asked Alexa, who is Dave Ryan.

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Alexi showed me a picture and information
on this boxer named Dave Ryan.

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I thought to myself, I thought
Dave was the most famous Dave Ryan.

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I guess I was wrong. You're
still my favorite Dave Ryan day. Thank

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you, Chow, I appreciate that. I think there is a sportscaster in

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Chicago or on ESPN named Dave Ryan. I think they were in like Florida,

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because I googled them once because I
remember someone calling in when I would

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answer phones and they're like, oh
my god, Dave's worth like millions and

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millions of dollars. And I was
like, what are you looking at right

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now? And how are you finding
this information? And then he told me,

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and then I looked and I was
like, oh, no, that's

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not our Dave Ryan. That's a
different day Ryan. Yeah, all right,

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this one I have not pre read, but it looks interesting. Guys,

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don't say my name. I've been
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fiance for about two years. He
said he wants a baby in the future

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after we get married, but he
gags whenever he helps clean up my cat's

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poop. I have to ask him
to. He's never had a pet to

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clean up, and he legitimately almost
puked when I showed him a gross reel

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of a baby sticking their finger in
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Will my adult fiance grow out of
this? Is it normal for one

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parent to be the designated diaper changer? I don't want to be the only

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one cleaning up number two messes.
Well, let's sit on that for a

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little bit here. I think that
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own. But I've seen funny videos
of guys gagging when they change their baby.

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You cannot be the only baby changer, because there will be days when

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you have the flu. There will
be days when you're at a job interview.

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There will be days when you're in
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There will be days when you're having
a birthday party in Chicago and he's got

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to watch the baby, so he's
got to get over it. He will

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get over it. I've never had
a problem with it. It's gross.

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Nobody likes it. But it becomes
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like, you know, watch TV
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with the other. You know what
I mean. It's no big deal,

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Jenny. I grew up baby city
my niece and nephew, or my my

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nieces nephew. There are only two
and three. I grew up baby city

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my cousins when they were young and
babies, and so I am very,

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very used to changing diapers, and
so it was strange to me when,

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like my boyfriend got a niece for
the first time and that was like the

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first time he had ever changed the
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But I would probably talk to him
like this emailer, talk to your

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boyfriend and make sure he's gonna be
good with help and stuff like that,

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because I mean, at least you
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be like, hey, you know, when we have a kid, you're

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gonna have to deal with this nice. Absolutely, I'm not gonna be the

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like, this is a fifty to
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You're going to be doing half the
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honest with you. With Allison or
not Alison, But when Alison was little

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and Carson was little, Susan probably
changed more diapers, but it was never

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like, oh, he's poopy,
you better change him. I would change

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him, and I still, I
mean, I don't like it. It's

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gross, but it's a necessary gross. But if the thing is the good

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news is he wants a baby.
He wants a baby. Great. The

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baby comes with her price. The
baby comes with daycare expenses. The baby

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comes with spitting up. The baby
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The baby comes. They're not just
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Baby please need a lot of attention. That's not always pleasant. How

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are we doing for time, Jennifer, We can wrap up in a few

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minutes. Here. Okay, this
one says hello. I just want to

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email and touch on what Jonathan said
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He said for parents to talk nice
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kids. My parents got divorced when
I was a kid. I am fording

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out to this day. I remember
during the child swap, my mom tried

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to talk to my dad as he
sat in his truck. He turned up

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the volume on the radio and said, talk to my attorney. This is

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burned into my memory forever. So
when Jonathan said to talk nice to each

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other in front of the kids,
it is true. Kids remember have a

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good day. Wow. For some
reason, that makes me emotional, because

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you know why. The guy who
wrote this in his name is Jeff and

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I picture little Jeff, who is
probably he didn't say his age, but

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I'm picturing like little Jeff at six
years old, with his little six year

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old heart watching mom and Dad that
he loves both of them, and watching

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Dad be so cruel and so angry
at Mom, and he remembers it all

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these years later, and little six
year old Jeff's heart shouldn't have had to

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handle that. I mean, it's
a good lesson, it is, and

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I will reiterate it because I went
through some similar situations like that. So

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it's not fun to watch your parents
not get along. And I love them

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to death and I know that,
like they went through a hard time and

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they're on the other side of it, and now like they're very they don't

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get along, but they're very civil
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a lot now with like my niece
and nephew at like a birthday party or

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something like that, so they're around
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mean, I'll never forget the time
that my dad, like was upset because

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I was babysitting my cousins on my
mom's side and I was supposed to be

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like staying with him, and he
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and saying that like I wasn't allowed
to do that, and I like stood

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up for myself and screamed at him, and I told them, like,

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they need to figure their shit out, because this does not affect them.

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Me. Babysitting and making money just
because it's on my mom's side does not

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affect the time I'm taking to stay
with my dad. So I was not

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I remember I had. I was
twelve years old, and I was like

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yelling at my parents to grow up. Wow. Going, good for you

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for taking a stand, Jenny,
Yeah, you know, I remember.

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I'm right in I'm in Colorado,
in my living room, and right behind

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me in the hallway. I'll never
forget it. And you just reminded me.

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My mom and dad were fighting and
I was probably just barely old enough

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to understand what they said, maybe
four or five or maybe six years old,

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barely old enough. And my dad
said to my mom, and I

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threatened you with a divorce. And
that's all I remember. I don't remember

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what they were fighting about, but
my dad said, and I threatened you

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with a divorce. And that stuck
with me, and I can still picture

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looking up at my dad as he
stood right behind me in the hallway where

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I am right now, just five
feet away, and he said that to

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my mom, and I never forgot
it, even though the only reason I

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remember it is because it included the
word divorce, and which I guess I

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understood back then. All right,
that is going to wrap it up.

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We will see you next Tuesday.
We're not here on Monday for MLK Day,

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And if you have time off,
I hope you enjoy it. Maybe

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you talk to your kids about what
MLK was all about, because a lot

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of kids are like, it's a
day off from school, but they might

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not know what MLK is all about. So spend five minutes talking to your

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kids and see if they have any
questions about MLK. And we will see

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you Tuesday on KDWB