Minnesota. Goodbye. Let's get started with an email from Kelly. Kelly says,
I'm catching up on episodes, so sorry for sending more than one email.
Marriage. I was married, I am now divorced. My marriage turned
into a nightmare. Now remember she's divorced, she's not married again. But
now I truly know I have found the love of my life. I will
never get married again. I love the feeling of knowing we are together for
love and because we want to be together. I will never allow myself to
feel trapped or stuck ever again. He did give me a beautiful diamond ring
in twenty nineteen. At that moment, we exchanged our vows, promises on
my son was involved, and my boyfriend asked us if he could be a
part of our family for the rest of our lives. That was more than
enough for me. Nine years later and I still can't believe this is what
a relationship feels like, like a dream come true. I can't believe I
found a love like this that is that is awesome. I mean, seriously,
there's a lot of people who don't know what love is. It's like
it's like somebody who doesn't know what an orgasm is, and I think it's
a perfect comparison. If you talk to somebody and back in my twenties or
whatever, it's like, well, did you have an organism? Yeah?
I think so, and it's like, well, okay, you think so,
but then the day you finally do have an orgasm, you go,
oh, that's what it was. Yeah, would you agree? Y?
I think I always knew that what I wasn't having it, But yes I
do. I do know, like the moment where you're like, well,
that's what it is, though, but I did always know what I was
okay and fair enough because I think that there are women that they go I
think I've had one because I dated a girl and she'd been with like a
couple of other guys, and she said, yeah, I'd never really had
one, and then she said, oh, that's what that's what one feels
like. And then after we broke up, she said, I guess that
wasn't really an orgasm, but I've had an orgasm since you. And I'm
like, oh, okay, well good, I'm glad you did. But
anyway, your heart a little bit, No, not really, and I
didn't care. And we're still friends to this day. The funny thing is
it. But I think it's the same with love, because if you've ever
really been in love, you know what it's like. Oh, that's what
it feels like. And then you look back in a marriage or relationship you
had before, and you go, oh, I thought that was love,
that was in love. I remember the first time I thought I was in
love. I was nineteen or eighteen and she was seventeen, and we thought
we were in love, but we were in love. We just liked each
other and had a crush on each other. Whatever. Then years ago we
knew a couple and I'm not going to say who they are because I know
that they both listened to the radio station and they were, Oh, they
were so in love and they got married and we were both like, me
and my partner at the time were like, they're not in love. They
think they're in love, and now they fucking hate each other. They can't
stand each other. They were never in love. But I think it's one
of those things where when you're in love, you go, oh, you
don't have any doubt. Yeah, I agree. Remember my like eighth grade
boyfriend, Rich Smith, told me he loved me, and I set it
back and I immediately, even in a grade, felt like the biggest fraud.
But it was like, you know, you just like words didn't mean
as much back then, but it did actually mean a lot to me,
and I felt like not good about it. Afterwards. I was like,
I know, I'm not in love with this guy. I'm in eighth grade.
I don't know what love it is. That's funny. She goes on
to say, I do, however, understand why people want to get married.
My unsolicited advice is I would keep things as separate as possible if I
knew then what I know now. Love. Kelly that is the host of
the AWE on Our Best Behavior podcast, and I was actually on her podcast
a couple of weeks ago. So and Kelly writes again. She writes into
she says, in reference to George Washington eating ass and Dave Ryan talking about
the book Killing Jesus a couple of days ago. Fun fact people did die
from STDs back in Jesus's time. Oh okay. The book starts with like
a I think it's King Nebeconezer and he's like, you know, he's got
a very bad sihullis STDVD whatever it is he had, and he can't have
sex. He blah blah blah, And it's like, oh my god.
If you had sex back then, you got an STD and there was no
cure for it. There was no They probably had some you know, primitive
cure or treatment, like put alligator poop on your dick or something like that.
Are you kidding you think that that was what they were doing, Like,
go get the alligator? Is there some bumps on his genitals? I
mean, what else would they do? They had to have some primitive treatment.
I mean the natives used to come up with, Like the natives here
in America, they used to come up with very primitive treatments. I think
the difference was a lot of those actually worked. But I don't think anybody
had a cure for STDs until penicillin and antibiotics. Anyway, Thank you Kelly
for that one. Appreciate that one. And she writes in One more Time
in response to Naughty Tuesday, Kelly writes in, Dave said he and his
girlfriend were both virgins when they lost their virginity together. However, later that
was questionable. My virginity lost. It was the same situation after we broke
up. He said that he questioned that I was actually a virgin because he
said I knew way too much. At the time, I was pissed,
but later in life I take it as a compliment because studying all those porns
in my youth made me magical. So what do you learn from watching a
porn? I mean, I guess you learn, like you know that you
can actually do it from the back. I think a lot of people don't
realize when you're younger that you can do it from the back. A lot
of people don't realize that you can climb on top. A lot of people
don't realize you can climb on top and face the other way. She said,
I truly was a virgin then, But I'm much more vanilla now looking
back at sad that I thought porn was a reality. That is from Kelly,
and she is again. She points out the fact that she is the
host of on Our Best Behavior podcast. So thank you, Kelly. There
was something I was going to say. She says, she's much more vanilla
now. One thing that's really interesting to me is you never know whether somebody's
vanilla or freaking crazy by looking at them. Yeah, you look at certain
people. I found out a couple that were like Alison's friends mom and dad
were swingers and this was back in the day. And if they're listening,
I don't care because it's no shame in it, and I'm not going to
say your name. But you look at like the average person and you go,
oh, they're probably very average. They like certain things, they don't
like other certain things. But then you look at some and you go,
oh, my god, they're swingers. That means that he gets passed around,
she gets passed around, and you just really can't fathom that some people
are like that. Yeah, not that there's anything wrong with it. I
want to find out that somebody I know as a swinger, because as of
right now, I'm so in the dark about that. If anyone I know
is like, I don't know anyone besides I know, we've had a guest
on the show that listens all the time and told us all about the swinging
life. Yes, that's the only swinger as far as I know that I
know. I'm sure there are so many other out there, and I'm just
like, I don't know. It's a curious lifestyle. I would ask so
many questions that they were willing to answer them, even though I think I
learned a lot though, when we had that swinger on the show already.
I think the whole sexual thing is so fascinating to me, not because I'm
a horn dog, but because everybody is so different to varying degrees, like
Andrew is different from another guy that you dated, and somebody else is different
from you, and and you can you never know what some people are into.
It's like foodies. Some people love sushi, some people love eel sauce.
Some people can't even stand a tuna fish sandwich, and some people it's
just like you know, you just it's such a different yet secret thing that
people don't really discuss. I mean, you can look at anybody in your
office and they could be a freak that likes to pee on each other.
They could I know, you don't know, I know, I mean,
I don't know. Or that could be somebody who's like, oh oh gross,
Oh okay, hurry up and get it over with, okay gross you
never. Let's move on to something besides sex. Jenny got to talk about.
Oh okay, this is a naughty Tuesday. You started with the alligator
poop on STDs. Uh, You're right, I did. Next one staff
writer Robert here, I couldn't help a chuckle at Dave's desire to make iconic
happen this morning on the show. It immediately brought to mind a short slice
in time a few years ago, when my friends, about eight of us,
tried to make the two words make two words happen with our larger collective
of friends and acquaintances. Those words dripping wet. Don't ask me why or
how we started on that little phrase. For about four months, everything was
dripping wet. Damn, Sean, I like your new shoes, Bro,
They're so dripping wet. Oh my god, I love this song. Turn
it up. That shit is so dripping wet, Yo, Rachel, this
chicken pot pie, girl, I've never had a more dripping wet pot pie
than this ride here. Let me tell you, needless to say, I'm
laughing already, needless to say. People thought we were crazy, and the
dripping turned into a trickle, which eventually dried up forever. Ah well,
we tried than for jogging that water log memory from the old Noggin friends,
and I hope your weekend is nothing if but dripping wet dark link dark lick
Foreva, Robert and Sonoma, California. I'm gonna send you a staff writer
sticker, Robert, because you did some writing right there. Seriously, that
is some that wasn't just an email. That was writing. Let me repeat
his classic lines, Damn Sean, I like your shoes, bro, they're
so dripping wet. Oh my god, I love this song. Turn it
up. That shit is dripping wet, yo, Rachel, this chicken pot
pie, girl, I've never had a more drippin' wet pot pie than this
right here. Let me tell you that's writing. That's a staff writer right
there. I like that a lot. I wish that that would have actually
taken off nationwide. I mean, I don't know if it started in California,
where he originates or writes from, but there, I'm trying to think
of there's anything, my friends that I'm trying to make happen. I remember
coming to college. I was very confused because a bunch of guys would be
like, oh, yeah, i'll see in a minute, or it's been
a minute, and I was like, what do you mean it's been a
minute? Like and it meant like it's been a long time. But I
took it as like, oh, it's been like sixty seconds since I saw
you, and I was like, what, it's been a minute. And
then they always said you dig. That was a big, big one,
like my freshman year of college, you dig. You did. Yeah,
we're going to that frat party tonight. You dig. And I was like,
oh, yeah, I dig. I like that one. That's kind
of funny. Back when I was about twenty three twenty four, I worked
with a bunch of DJs and we were all young, and we were all
cool. We thought we were, and some of us actually were. Uh,
and we were using the word smokes. Oh, that song smokes.
Oh, that song smokes like meat sauce. I think started Whales. Maybe
he didn't start it, but he helped popularize whales, that song Whales,
that band Whales. And so we did that smokes and that song smokes or
that oh that burger smokes, or that like that play smokes, and it
caught on with us, but it didn't really catch on anywhere else. You
ever hear anybody say that smokes. I haven't heard that one. No.
Next to email from Chow, regular staff writer Chow, RAI thank you for
writing in Rai Vang is his last name. Why I'm saying his old whole
name. I don't know because you want me maybe, I think probably because
I'm part Asian, and when ever anybody Asian writes in, I kind of
want to call him out, like, hey, here's a tip of the
hat to you, because I'm twenty percent Asian. We haven't brought that up
on the show in a long time, but I did a national geographic test
eight or ten years ago, and I knew I was German. I did
not know I was Mediterranean, and I certainly did not know I was twenty
percent Asian. And it's funny because I'll meet Asian people and be like,
yeah, I knew you were man. I can see it in your eyes.
I'm like really, They're like, oh, yeah, I knew you
were, And I'm like, I really, nobody's ever brought that up before.
I was gonna say, I don't think I would have looked at you
and guessed that, but I would have never guessed it myself by looking at
you know, Yeah, Dave. I asked Alexa, who is Dave Ryan.
Alexi showed me a picture and information on this boxer named Dave Ryan.
I thought to myself, I thought Dave was the most famous Dave Ryan.
I guess I was wrong. You're still my favorite Dave Ryan day. Thank
you, Chow, I appreciate that. I think there is a sportscaster in
Chicago or on ESPN named Dave Ryan. I think they were in like Florida,
because I googled them once because I remember someone calling in when I would
answer phones and they're like, oh my god, Dave's worth like millions and
millions of dollars. And I was like, what are you looking at right
now? And how are you finding this information? And then he told me,
and then I looked and I was like, oh, no, that's
not our Dave Ryan. That's a different day Ryan. Yeah, all right,
this one I have not pre read, but it looks interesting. Guys,
don't say my name. I've been with my twenty two year old boyfriend
fiance for about two years. He said he wants a baby in the future
after we get married, but he gags whenever he helps clean up my cat's
poop. I have to ask him to. He's never had a pet to
clean up, and he legitimately almost puked when I showed him a gross reel
of a baby sticking their finger in their diaper and putting in their dad's face.
Will my adult fiance grow out of this? Is it normal for one
parent to be the designated diaper changer? I don't want to be the only
one cleaning up number two messes. Well, let's sit on that for a
little bit here. I think that it will get better once it is his
own. But I've seen funny videos of guys gagging when they change their baby.
You cannot be the only baby changer, because there will be days when
you have the flu. There will be days when you're at a job interview.
There will be days when you're in Tampa with your brother in law.
There will be days when you're having a birthday party in Chicago and he's got
to watch the baby, so he's got to get over it. He will
get over it. I've never had a problem with it. It's gross.
Nobody likes it. But it becomes so routine that you can kind of,
like, you know, watch TV out of one eye and change the diaper
with the other. You know what I mean. It's no big deal,
Jenny. I grew up baby city my niece and nephew, or my my
nieces nephew. There are only two and three. I grew up baby city
my cousins when they were young and babies, and so I am very,
very used to changing diapers, and so it was strange to me when,
like my boyfriend got a niece for the first time and that was like the
first time he had ever changed the diaper. And he does fine with that.
But I would probably talk to him like this emailer, talk to your
boyfriend and make sure he's gonna be good with help and stuff like that,
because I mean, at least you can like acknowledge it at the beginning and
be like, hey, you know, when we have a kid, you're
gonna have to deal with this nice. Absolutely, I'm not gonna be the
like, this is a fifty to fifty. We are going into this together.
You're going to be doing half the work as I do. I'll be
honest with you. With Allison or not Alison, But when Alison was little
and Carson was little, Susan probably changed more diapers, but it was never
like, oh, he's poopy, you better change him. I would change
him, and I still, I mean, I don't like it. It's
gross, but it's a necessary gross. But if the thing is the good
news is he wants a baby. He wants a baby. Great. The
baby comes with her price. The baby comes with daycare expenses. The baby
comes with spitting up. The baby comes with late night bottlefeed of feedings.
The baby comes. They're not just a joyous, wonderful, romantic little thing.
Baby please need a lot of attention. That's not always pleasant. How
are we doing for time, Jennifer, We can wrap up in a few
minutes. Here. Okay, this one says hello. I just want to
email and touch on what Jonathan said at the end of War of the Roses.
He said for parents to talk nice to each other in front of the
kids. My parents got divorced when I was a kid. I am fording
out to this day. I remember during the child swap, my mom tried
to talk to my dad as he sat in his truck. He turned up
the volume on the radio and said, talk to my attorney. This is
burned into my memory forever. So when Jonathan said to talk nice to each
other in front of the kids, it is true. Kids remember have a
good day. Wow. For some reason, that makes me emotional, because
you know why. The guy who wrote this in his name is Jeff and
I picture little Jeff, who is probably he didn't say his age, but
I'm picturing like little Jeff at six years old, with his little six year
old heart watching mom and Dad that he loves both of them, and watching
Dad be so cruel and so angry at Mom, and he remembers it all
these years later, and little six year old Jeff's heart shouldn't have had to
handle that. I mean, it's a good lesson, it is, and
I will reiterate it because I went through some similar situations like that. So
it's not fun to watch your parents not get along. And I love them
to death and I know that, like they went through a hard time and
they're on the other side of it, and now like they're very they don't
get along, but they're very civil around each other because they have to be
a lot now with like my niece and nephew at like a birthday party or
something like that, so they're around each other quite a bit. But I
mean, I'll never forget the time that my dad, like was upset because
I was babysitting my cousins on my mom's side and I was supposed to be
like staying with him, and he was like arguing with my mom about it
and saying that like I wasn't allowed to do that, and I like stood
up for myself and screamed at him, and I told them, like,
they need to figure their shit out, because this does not affect them.
Me. Babysitting and making money just because it's on my mom's side does not
affect the time I'm taking to stay with my dad. So I was not
I remember I had. I was twelve years old, and I was like
yelling at my parents to grow up. Wow. Going, good for you
for taking a stand, Jenny, Yeah, you know, I remember.
I'm right in I'm in Colorado, in my living room, and right behind
me in the hallway. I'll never forget it. And you just reminded me.
My mom and dad were fighting and I was probably just barely old enough
to understand what they said, maybe four or five or maybe six years old,
barely old enough. And my dad said to my mom, and I
threatened you with a divorce. And that's all I remember. I don't remember
what they were fighting about, but my dad said, and I threatened you
with a divorce. And that stuck with me, and I can still picture
looking up at my dad as he stood right behind me in the hallway where
I am right now, just five feet away, and he said that to
my mom, and I never forgot it, even though the only reason I
remember it is because it included the word divorce, and which I guess I
understood back then. All right, that is going to wrap it up.
We will see you next Tuesday. We're not here on Monday for MLK Day,
And if you have time off, I hope you enjoy it. Maybe
you talk to your kids about what MLK was all about, because a lot
of kids are like, it's a day off from school, but they might
not know what MLK is all about. So spend five minutes talking to your
kids and see if they have any questions about MLK. And we will see
you Tuesday on KDWB