Yeah, get a gulp of water. There you too, You also listen
to get a gop of water because it's gonna be a good time. And
hopefully I read it because this time it's about to get weird. He's preparing
to get weird. Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm
gonna get real weird. That's scaring whird. Let's get where? Where?
Get where? Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric list you're
reading funny part episode Let's get weird. My name's Hoodie and I'm y and
we're dealing with broken equipment in the studio. Let's just put your hand on
it. Stop talking, mice, keep you going twisty twisty in here and
then the other big studio. For no random reason, I'm gonna tighten this
nut. Yeah, and how to I don't know who We tighten that.
We get the letterman. We grapple here and we twist. Oh yeah,
there you go, there you go. It's called fricks and Sweetie gotta rub
it and squeeze it and twist it and make it go. Oh so it's
fasts and body the thing they see you do it. And it was Elliott
two, which I saw this man doing this. They'll talk about you.
Well, at least it's not like remember the one time upstairs with the guy
who was in the studio and they got them fired. Man, would you
would if you were the employee that caught that guy? We get tuble to
talk about it. It's statue of limitations. Okay. So someone was working
on the weekends and one of the radio stations upstairs, and another employee came
in and sought them jay owing in the studio masturbating to porn while doing their
shift. Would I have said anything? Not to management? I would have
said something to the employee though you've been like hey buddy, now, yeah,
like your your relationship with that person would be forever changed, forever because
you're like, oh hey, like his name's Hank, Hey wink. Every
time i've seen your man parts, we're good. I think our bond would
be better, don't you think. I've seen a couple of buddies man parts,
and I feel like our relationships younger. Yeah, good for you.
I have one buddy loves to whip it out all the time, all right,
that's his thing. When I live with my buddy, Julian, he'd
have it out all the time too. I mean you didn't have in college.
No, at the Young Lighthouse. No, everyone just dong hanging out
and dong hanging out because everyone privately changed in the show. Are all ashamed
because you're little young life boys bodies. No proud of that body. No,
it's sorry, it's an all right buddy. You know it's a sexy
hoodie. But get by, you know, we get by. You are
getting married. So yeah, by the way, have you still stopped running
walking? What are you doing? Yeah? I took a pause on just
this is getting too hot and and yeah that I just took a pause.
One. It's ninety degrees. That's too hot, baby. No it's not
by yeah it is not for some. But they did the last stuff.
It's it's weird because like you, it's just a whole thing with exercising.
Is you think you have time to exercise, then you put that in your
time frame like crap, everything's thrown off again. So but we're going to
the gym today, called life. We're going to the gym unless I gotta
I gotta get teddy. Say, if you want to get drunk today,
we can get drunk. If not, we're going to Himnacio, I'm not
going with you. You didn't drive me here, drive you wear I gotta
What can you say? Why are you saying we are? You mean I'm
going? We as an Eric, he's going to them. You need to
clarify if you want to go get hammered. Huh, we can go get
hammered. I don't need to get I gotta pick up Teddy. I gotta
drive uber. That little rat. Nah, he's not a little rat.
He's a big boy, twenty pounds baby. Just right there, right there
in the sweet spot, Teddy my dog. You know an No, he's
not. He's great. I don't even met him. You've never met him.
No, I've never met him. No no, no, no,
but something you didn't meet No, no, no. It is awesome.
Cut three. It was great. We got lost separately at our owns y
minutes trying to figure out the convention center is massive? Are all convention center?
Is that big? I think that one is it is? I think
every city has a big one, right, and then there's a small ones
like in this area DCS. The Wall three Convention Center is the big one.
Then there's like Arlington convention Center, dullest Expost Center. You know,
all the tiny ones that are a little small, but you know, when
you drive by it, it doesn't look that big. It doesn't look that
big, but it's this like tiered and I think it technically is underground,
dude, some bits of it or at least well, yeah, I think
where the main hall was is underground because well, yeah, when you enter
a street level to pay on the street level yard area, yeah, you
could be on the second floor. But it's awesome, Tom, you don't
know what that is. That is sort of the big comic book, video
game entertainment convention in this area. And we got invited. It was great.
We went, Eric, Sun Max went. They they Max pootered out
during the day. That's when Eric had to leave. He walked to the
whole Mind you, you guys were there an hour before I was there.
But I told you even early. I mean I think dad early, I
got a great parking spot in front of the building. Good for you.
I oh my god, I asked, I don't walk thirty minutes to the
convention center because so this I was like, oh, there we go.
Anything it was was. It was kind of busy, so I didn't want
to park there, so I spot heroed something and I was like, Oh,
that looks close on the map. And then when you do the walking
distance, I was like, oh, this is a lot farther on the
map than I realized. I parked in the Washington Plaza Hotel. I think
that's what a Crown Plaza hotel something like that. It's where it's where we
ended, uh the Pride parade at it was by there, Jesus. Yeah.
So I was like, oh, the map looks so close. I
was like, oh, this is not at all. So I was walking
through like some burrows. I was like, am I in DC? Still
it doesn't feel like DC? Wow? You you should have yet next year.
I got my steps in Mabe, I got my steps in two.
We walked up and down that thing twice, you know. In Max,
that's why I pooped out. He should have should have sat him down a
little longer than He's fine. He's fine. But yeah, there's the thing.
If I got the parking on Wednesday, I would have gotten right there,
right next to the building, have been like fifteen bucks. But oh,
wow, that's what you're gonna do. I don't know why you just
don't just park randomly. You're not gonna I didn't get a ticket. I
don't even pay for parking on Saturday. Oh good for you. Knock on
wood scratch, as you'll find out in a couple of days. Probably no,
I didn't get a thing yet there. Maybe it's the delayed one.
Never trust those parking tools. They aren't out in DC during the week they
are during the weekend. They're a little When I wanted to go see Spider
I wanted to go see across Spider vers this weekend, I did it.
I parked in like a paid parking spot temporarily to go get my ticket because
fun fact, you buy a ticket in person, you're not paying five bucks
of booking fee and online fee and all that. So I did that,
say five bucks, you know, paid paid for it on my soda,
and uh. I was like, I gotta get out of here. And
literally as soon as I was leaving, the parking person entered that like paid
area, Like, ha, not today, Yeah, what does that mean?
That would have gotten caught and that would have given me a ticket because
I didn't pay for the parking How did you pick? How'd you get in?
Then it was like an open line. It's like those like we go
to the little Kiosk thing or whatever that's in the that's right at the end
of the lot. But anyway, Awesome Con up and down. What was
your highlight of awesome Con was in your low light? Highlight? In your
light the highlight was watching Max see everything that was going on and him going
crazy for all of the cool things. He's going in and out of the
crowd. He was going in and out come back. Um. Highlight was
that. The low light was that we didn't get to stay longer with you
and see more of the vendors because, like I said, he did tap
out. Even though my dumbass thought that Awesome Awesome Con Junior was on the
other end of the thing, but when it was actually right next to one,
it was it was the same setup as the we went I think in
twenty eighteen, which was nice because it was like, all right, we
know where everything Well you didn't, but I remembered where everything was, like,
oh, the artists are over here, this is where the kids stuff
is. Um, what was it in your little lette was just not knowing
the setup. Not knowing the setup. Yeah, and then also to not
getting my press pass because I love having a press pass. What happens Eric
Willie Nilly was like, let me go to will call. I saw a
text. Everyone stuck on was like, I don't think there's a will call.
There's a press because I saw the emails saying go to the press room.
But then I thought it was through the main entrance. But it was
through that side door that I should have gone through it to press and been
like, I need to go get my press pass. Well, the press
room was like some badass room that wasn't by any entrance good I found and
I was like, all right, how do I get it into this damn
place? Now? That just walked through a convention center. If you know
you used to the car Expo, you're going for a wedding expo. They
kind of having one specifically the car expo is that whole area that we were
in, and then upstairs is where the European cars. Yeah yeah, well
but this is like, oh where everything is here? It's there, it's
here, it's you miss things you don't get you gotta go all three days
to find out what's what's what? We should have gone max some time.
It wasn't fathers there would have gone something. It is interesting though, because
like we my highlight was probably hanging out with you guys. We got a
little key chain, so a little matching key chain, which was fun.
Which that that's that's how you make money at those conventions. Serious these key
chains. They were selling Pokemon, Pokemon, Yugio, Magic, the Gathering.
But what Pokemon set was it from? It was the first edition Pokemon
they had. It was like the first wave of Pokemon cards. And then
they had um sort of like a newer one that was like the newer Pokemon.
Look at least um. They weren't cards. They were like stickers or
pictures someone cut put in a key chain thing. It looks dope, I
have the Magian. Why do you? Because I think for me I was
more tuned to Yugio cards than Pokemon cards. Are you talking about You can
name every hundred for the Pokemon, but that's the Pokemon the cards when we're
getting cards. And that's why I was kept a bating back and forth.
Was Yugio was my game? Baby? Oh so you played Yugo you didn't
play Pokemon? Yeah, I remember, I want a regional tournament, yes,
in Yugio. And then you played both because you're Pokemon is too much,
Hugo is like straight They're both not straight forward, especially nowadays. But
can you explain to me how do you play a Pokemon? Not right now,
but how do you play Pokemon the card game? Yeah? Because because
Max, he's in a club at school. Well, I wish I could,
Oh, I wish I could I have this. We used to have
this. Every child of the nineties had this, Like late nineties was they
would release a VHS. Is how big Pokemon was? That was a guy
teaching you how to play the card game and it was a two VHS tape.
One was like beginners and the second one was like now you know things,
and it's like that. It's on YouTube. Probably it would take looking
up. Yeah, Pokemon, because I kind of want to. I want
to help Max. He I love that he likes it. We've got a
lot of cards. I don't think we got a couple. I gotta take
his cards to go check to see what they're actually legit or not, huh,
because I think he's got some money in those cards too, But you
never know what Pokemon this is the one. I don't want to click up,
but I want to help them a guy. No, it's not that
one. Oh somebody instructing you. Yeah, it might have been this one.
Is that guy for air? No? But it's like so nineties of
like this how you do it? If he's interviewing the kids and all that
stuff. There was a cool table there actually at Awesome Con that like it
was primarily like Eastern stuff, but it was primarily Pokemon and like all this
stuff that's in this video, like they had back there, like all the
Pokemon stuff. They had Pokemon yellow and oh and green. They had um
the Japanese versions of them. It was like sixty bucks each. I was
very tempted to buy it, but I don't know. Also, I'm like,
this is cool, but does it work? And then I lost the
table and I couldn't find it, and I was like, where is it?
There also was a Muppet table we passed by at one point. I
wanted to go back and just just inquire how much a muppet would be,
like if I owned a Muppet. It was an actual mump. It was
like whatever puppet, but like would have been cool. I'm kind of mad
we didn't buy the mystery box you guy. You guys can buy them online
on Amazon. Remember they were promoting that no where they really yeah where?
I don't remember what the website was though you should have took a picture of
it. It is funny the awesome cons like retweeting recap things people in the
comments like what's the name of the fudge place? And awesome cons like oh
is this so? People like finding all the vendors by right because there was
that fudge, a huge table of fudge. Good not a fudge man,
but look good. Also another interesting thing is if you go to one of
these conventions is they have obviously there's the in convention center like food stops there.
Obviously DC has a couple more in that weird like Big Food Court too,
um, but they have root beer or soda stands where essentially can you
buy a mug for like fifteen bucks and you can refill it throughout the whole
convention space. That was packed. That was you sure wasn't beer, No,
it was like soda. I think there might have. There might have
been an alcoholic one too, but that that one we passed by. It
was so I think it was over by Worth as was soda because then they
had the nitro brewtro brew things throughout the whole thing as well, right,
which which was self pouring because you just scanned your credit card. Yeah,
and then they took your money. By the way, you should be impressed.
And I didn't spend that much money at all. Buyer at buy,
I really encouraged you. You really did too, because there was that game
boy sp that I was like, I almost went back and bought it for
you. I wasn't gonna lie, but then I got chastised again by that
lady who was commenting on my crisis shirt. I was like, I'm not
here for this right now. What did she see? Like? Had an
edge to her right. I was wearing my Crisis Crew shirt, which has
Crisis Crew on the back, and she's like, what if I'm in a
crisis, will you help me out? I was like, maybe I think
she might have been flirting with me, but I was just scared and I
ran away. So I didn't go back because she was still there. That's
what happens when you're in Geese. Maybe you just run away because you don't
have your ring. I don't have nothing. Don't even engage. You are
engaged to lie. Flee? Oh my god, you know I can,
but Uh yeah, there was game Boy, vans, spas, tons of
comics. It was. It was cool to see a lot of kids like
in parents. Like there was stands in that merge that were like completely new
IP comics and stuff that they were buying their kids. Just see where I
would take off from now, Yeah there was yeah, and like that the
comic book thing look cool. A couple of comic book displays look cool.
Max again was like, what's a comic book Daddy? I'm like, oh
God, I almost bought um all three um God Egyptian God cards for Yugio.
They were like five bucks at one point, I was like fifteen bucks.
I'm bad. But wait, did you get the Ronan uh Ronan thing?
The Runan comic book comic run? Now I didn't. I'm gonna wait.
I realized, I'm like, let me just go to the library bringing
rent it for free instead of paying for it. You know what I'm saying,
Because you could rent video games and comic books from your local library in
Virginia. Maybe not man in Maryland who just gotta go the right one abously
not everyone's gonna have him give you back that one of the Max. He
does not want to give it back to your buddy that Mary's game. He
is like, I'm gonna tell you, Daddy, I want to keep playing.
I'm like, farty, we gotta get back to Hoodie and I played
Fortnite together with Max and his day and night with that kid at the convention
hand Max hoday, this is Fortnite. Max. Literally, he just loves
screaming your name. It's fine, that's fine. I called I called me
my name. So what happened? So the other night Hoodie was gracious enough
to play with me and Max on Fortnite? We did little trios, was
gracious to let me blow. Thank you very much. But what happened?
Your WiFi went out because your attachment went out. None your text made sense.
I said, my power went out. Waitist, I might be back,
hold on, and then I came back on. You guys were already
like copping off for dinner or something. Well, because I thought you said
you were off, because it didn't it didn't come in right, hold on,
let me let me grab my where's my hoodie? And handed dandy hand
and Andrew Hoods also talk about the celebrities that were at Awesome con After you
find this text message where's it? We just text each other so much you
can't find it. Oh, not yesterday, that's Sunday. That's Saturday.
If I were to convince you to do cosplay next year, was Austin cons
in March? What would you do? Nope? Nope, Mario, Nope,
Luigi? Where did it go? It's not even here? When do
we play Thursday? Right? We played Friday? I guess you guess you
deleted text? No? Oh, Prob's gonna need Okay, that's not what
it came out with. Power went out. It didn't say that. Right
there there it is. I said power went out? YEA said the other
day. It didn't even say that. It said next Yeah, I don't
know that's what I see. But back to our awesome con celebrities. Uh,
longest line was for Vegeta, the voice of Vegeta. Was that awesome
con? Obviously Karen Gillen was There's Nebula, a bunch of doctor who's Jody
Winnaker? Uh? Amy, Joe Johnson was there. Oh she's beautiful.
Andy Serkus was there. We we literally like what we're like three feet from
him, which was great because I'm like, because he was the very front.
Yeah. Usually in the front celebrity look like the autograph row. It's
usually like a lower celebrity Andy Circus, say what you will, but I
feel like there were lower select I mean he's played some like a lower celebrity,
put like a Phil Lamar, one of the anime voice actors there,
not Andy Circus. Well, Vegeta was like right right after the Lord of
the Rings Crew and had the long line. I know Elijah would there's nobody
there for him. I think maybe it's just the blind got through or something.
It also is like you have to think people might have been waiting there.
That person just came to the convention. Apparently some people were waiting five
hours just to get Karen Gillen It's autograph real, or even just meet her
if they didn't want to pay for it. And then m Ashley Ackstein,
Matt lanter Um and the guy who voices Obi Wan Roll there too, which
was cool, And I was shocked they didn't have a long line because I'm
like, these are clone wars. Why didn't you get a picture or autograph
but one of the money and then the money slash didn't have didn't want to
wait in the line. There was a line, but I was like,
I think also there was a person there that was cutting people off, like
they had to go do something after. Maybe. Interesting thing is I found
out as Ashley x titing voices Aska Star Wars, she got stuck at Dullars
on Sunday night convention because apparently, like the flight got canceled. I'm like,
oh DC, goodbye. Right there, right, that's the worst stuck
at two dollars because you're literally in the middle of nowhere, Virginia. Like,
where did we go? We got the dollarst X Post Center. Let's
get ready for the next convention. Or you go to the NA which is
close by two Yeah, that's right by my house. Actually, let's go
get our license. I'm good. I don't want to go there. Or
I'll let you get a license. I mean, I'm not gonna have a
gun, so all right, I have. I have both marrit badges,
so that's all I need, and rifle shooting and shotgun shooting, so I
think I'm a little more trained. I wish I could find my merit badges.
I don't know where they bomb. Didn't keep your sash of Marrior badges?
No, I kept all that stuff. I feel like and I don't
know if I put it because they demolished the house that I grew up in
to rebuild a bigger house, so I don't remember where we put all that
stuff. I gotta I gotta take a picture of that next time I go
home. Is what's the weirdest merit badge I have? I feel like there's
weird ones. There's like golf merit badge, which is like, go play
golf. You got a golf merit badge? I think, so, like,
how many do you need to get a hundred? Right? I think
thirty something. I mean that this was when I did it, so I
don't know if it's different now, but yeah, but I mean there was
always the days like I worked for mine up until likely like the week before
I turned eighteen, which is when you're supposed to cut out. And then
there's some where you're like their parents are the scout master and just signing through
everything, and they're thirteen and he already an eagle scout. I'm like,
what the hell makes no sense? You only find out when you go to
summer camp, like, oh man, I'm in the hard ass troop,
not the easy ass troop. Over yere. They all got their phones and
candy and their camp. We're in the flood zone. When our tents would
flood down into the ravine, Like what the hell you guys can survive?
Your eagles were so because we always stay at the same campground every year,
or same camp area of that camp every year. It was like one year
we now have plumbing. Guess what. Only the older scouts can use the
plumbing. You younger scouts guess what, go use the out house over there.
It's be ridden. My god, um, I do we need to
shout out real quick my cousin Brian for finding me the video from Mark Wahlberg
and seeing that song the Touch You Got, The Touch You Got the b
It was from Boogie Knights. Mark Wahlberg played Dirk Diggler, which is a
great movie. If you haven't seen it, go see it right now.
I think it's still I think it's still on Netflix, Boogie Knights, So
go check it out because I love that movie. Riley John c Riley,
Mark Wallberg, Heather Graham, Don Cheetor Reynolds, Burt Reynolds, and there's
somebody else. There's one more Eric LEAs I saw myself in that film.
It was speaking of the Diggler. Let's get on over to I don't know,
here's something, ask Cotch. I don't know what order I put in
these, but we're just gonna go through them as we got where we read
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That's far away, nice weather calls from surrounts for some outdoor activities. Would
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with a real professional type mail. I think that's more of a let's down
to business and defeat the dick good one. Andrew, that was pretty easy.
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for work, so I'm gonna have to schedule that. What happened here?
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R I c k V. Have a great week. We'll be back for
the end of June episode next week. Summer Solstice, right, what the
hell that is? And I always remember it's okay to be weird. The
IDEs of March. It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,