WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:05.400 Let's get started with a Minnesota goodbye. And this is an email that we've 2 00:00:05.400 --> 00:00:07.360 been sitting on for a couple of days, and we were going to read 3 00:00:07.360 --> 00:00:10.160 it on the show, but we decided let's do it here on the Minnesota 4 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:14.839 goodbye because I think it fits well with the Minnesota goodbye. My son has 5 00:00:14.919 --> 00:00:19.559 started saying weird things like, you know, mom, we never really landed 6 00:00:19.600 --> 00:00:23.800 on the moon, and nobody's in space. There's going to be his solar 7 00:00:23.839 --> 00:00:27.640 eclipse in April, and forty days after that, the world is going to 8 00:00:28.000 --> 00:00:30.679 end, etc. And I said, oh, great, don't tell me 9 00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:33.000 you believe the Earth is flat? And he said it is and I said, 10 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:36.840 oh my gosh, what the fuck? So I just figured he was 11 00:00:36.920 --> 00:00:41.000 saying shit to just get to me. Yeah, and then he really started 12 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:43.679 concerning me and I asked, said, where are you getting this information? 13 00:00:44.119 --> 00:00:48.439 And he said, TikTok. What I said, how do you know that 14 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:53.119 it's accurate? When you're getting her information out of TikTok? He feels their 15 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:58.000 reputable sources And these are quotes directly out of the Bible. When we were 16 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:02.399 discussing it, I kept bringing up TikTok. Comeback is these are Bible quotes 17 00:01:03.040 --> 00:01:07.280 quotes. That's yeah, weird in itself. Okay, Yeah, the way 18 00:01:07.319 --> 00:01:11.680 he's talking scares me to death. That sounds cultish, that he's really believing 19 00:01:11.680 --> 00:01:15.079 this stuff. I started crying, saying that he's being brainwashed and he's gonna 20 00:01:15.079 --> 00:01:18.799 get sucked into a cult. I was and am very concerned. Am I 21 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:22.359 overreacting? Is this a phase that kids go through? Or should I be 22 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:25.519 concerned? And if I should be concerned, what I should do about it? 23 00:01:25.799 --> 00:01:29.040 Should I take TikTok off his phone? Well, there's an interesting question. 24 00:01:29.120 --> 00:01:33.000 I'm going to stop right there. You if you if he's over the 25 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:36.159 age of fourteen or so, you probably can't take TikTok off his phone. 26 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:42.120 If he's fourteen, I also wouldn't worry about him being involved in conspiracy theories 27 00:01:42.200 --> 00:01:47.560 because kids do weird shit when they're fourteen or fifteen or sixteen. Yeah. 28 00:01:47.879 --> 00:01:52.120 So, but if he's twenty seven, he's too old for you to take 29 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:57.959 TikTok off his phone. But then he's also in an age where he wants 30 00:01:57.040 --> 00:02:01.120 to believe these weird conspiracies theories. Yeah, I guess it does really depend 31 00:02:01.239 --> 00:02:05.760 on how old he is, because if he's still in school. Then I 32 00:02:05.760 --> 00:02:07.800 would just be like, Okay, he's just trying to like get a rise 33 00:02:07.840 --> 00:02:12.280 out of you. Maybe yeah, But then just make sure that he is 34 00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:15.199 hanging out with the right kind of people, or that he's in an extracurricular 35 00:02:15.240 --> 00:02:17.840 activity so he can, you know, use his brain in a different way. 36 00:02:17.840 --> 00:02:21.759 But if he's just sitting at home in his room on TikTok forever and 37 00:02:21.759 --> 00:02:25.000 over and over, that's going to poison that brain. Yeah, and that 38 00:02:25.120 --> 00:02:27.879 is a hard one. You know, I lucked out. None of my 39 00:02:27.960 --> 00:02:32.439 kids were like loaners. The Carson has a million friends. Alison had fewer 40 00:02:32.439 --> 00:02:37.879 friends, but all she had her great little circle of friends. Yeah, 41 00:02:38.000 --> 00:02:40.560 Chase had a million friends and he had his They called them the what do 42 00:02:40.560 --> 00:02:45.080 you call him? Not the tribe, not the squad, the crew, 43 00:02:45.479 --> 00:02:47.919 crew chasing the crew, and they are still the crew. That's cute. 44 00:02:47.919 --> 00:02:52.599 Even though Chase is almost thirty one years old and Beth has always been very 45 00:02:52.599 --> 00:02:54.560 friendly and has her friends too. So should I take him to a therapist? 46 00:02:54.599 --> 00:02:57.919 I don't know what to do. The only thing I did tell him 47 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:00.520 is I think it's great that you have faith, but you need to figure 48 00:03:00.560 --> 00:03:04.680 out your faith yourself. Read the Bible and interpret your thoughts on particular scriptures 49 00:03:05.039 --> 00:03:07.159 and don't go off on what somebody else tells you it should be. When 50 00:03:07.199 --> 00:03:09.919 I went into his room, he was actually reading the Bible. So I 51 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:13.759 think it's a good start. But where do I go from there? I 52 00:03:13.919 --> 00:03:16.800 don't know. I don't have good advice for you on that one, but 53 00:03:16.879 --> 00:03:21.319 I would say it's probably a phase that's going to pass. Carson was into 54 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:24.960 a lot of metaphysical kind of stuff a couple of years ago. Interesting, 55 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:29.680 and he read a lot of weird books and inspirational books from people who seem 56 00:03:29.759 --> 00:03:35.039 like Huckster's you know, like if some rap mogul wrote an inspirational book about 57 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:38.639 religion and the afterlife and things like that. Carson was really kind of being 58 00:03:38.639 --> 00:03:40.280 swept up into that. He's like, Dad, really it's a really good 59 00:03:40.280 --> 00:03:43.919 book, but he's lost interest. And he was twenty at the time. 60 00:03:44.039 --> 00:03:46.879 So it was a phase that passed. Yeah. Interesting, that's never happened 61 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:51.039 to me. It's never happened anybody I know. I guess like if it 62 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:53.240 was me and he's reading the Bible and you're trying to, you know, 63 00:03:53.360 --> 00:03:58.840 promote that, I still think though, if he's watching TikTok and then reading 64 00:03:58.879 --> 00:04:02.080 the Bible. Then whatever they say on TikTok, he's just going to coincide 65 00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:06.199 that, like it's a study guide with the Bible. And so maybe send 66 00:04:06.319 --> 00:04:09.719 him to a church, That's what I was going to say, yeah, 67 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:15.719 or send him different ones, send him to a good mainstream church. I 68 00:04:15.759 --> 00:04:16.399 would say, it's like, hey, you know what, you want to 69 00:04:16.399 --> 00:04:18.319 go to church? Why don't you go to Bible study? They have a 70 00:04:18.360 --> 00:04:21.360 men's Bible study or a youth group depending on how old he is, right 71 00:04:21.560 --> 00:04:25.040 and go to and you know what, that might be a good idea. 72 00:04:25.439 --> 00:04:29.000 I think that at that at certain ages and phases, and it could be 73 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:33.680 in any age in your life. You do look to something for meaning, 74 00:04:33.759 --> 00:04:38.639 whether it's the Bible or whether it is you know, I don't know, 75 00:04:39.000 --> 00:04:43.040 the role model or something. Yeah, and I think that, you know, 76 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:46.120 I went to church every Sunday, youth group, Bible camp, all 77 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:48.639 of that, vacation, Bible school. I have a feeling you did too. 78 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:53.680 I did, yes, and I still believe some of it. But 79 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:59.600 I'm not as devout as I was. I don't know. I just think 80 00:04:59.639 --> 00:05:01.759 there's I want to really get into religion anymore than I want to get into 81 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:09.040 politics. But I think that religion absolutely can serve a purpose in life. 82 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:13.040 It really can. Like, my sister Vivian has not had the best life, 83 00:05:13.040 --> 00:05:15.959 but she has got the faith that you wouldn't believe. I mean, 84 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:20.399 she has got the faith that you know, the prayer and the Bible verses 85 00:05:20.399 --> 00:05:24.920 and all of that, and it works for her and it comforts her. 86 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:29.399 Her son is the one, my nephew who's in prison, and her husband 87 00:05:29.439 --> 00:05:32.120 died not long ago. Her other husband left her a long time ago, 88 00:05:32.199 --> 00:05:35.920 and she's had kind of a rough life, but her faith sustains her. 89 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:39.439 Yeah. So I am never going to be like, oh, you know, 90 00:05:39.560 --> 00:05:43.240 it's been proven that God heard her hear. I would never do that, 91 00:05:43.439 --> 00:05:45.480 No, because if it's your rock, it's your rock and let me 92 00:05:45.519 --> 00:05:48.800 live. Yeah. I like, I mean, I appreciate religion all the 93 00:05:48.839 --> 00:05:51.720 time because I think it is something that people can, you know, fall 94 00:05:51.720 --> 00:05:55.399 back on. I think people weaponize it, which isn't a great thing. 95 00:05:55.759 --> 00:05:59.199 But that's what I don't want for your son is for him to kind of 96 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:04.560 like fall into some weird conspiracy theory type religion. So I would if do 97 00:06:04.600 --> 00:06:10.120 a lot of research to find like a church that you know probably is an 98 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:13.959 appropriate church that you know has a lot of narratives that they can cover, 99 00:06:14.160 --> 00:06:16.439 rather than just like a weird conspiracy theory church. I'm sure those exist. 100 00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:19.959 Well. The church that I go to is the church that I grew up 101 00:06:20.040 --> 00:06:27.759 at, was a very non denominational, mainstream church where it was there was 102 00:06:27.839 --> 00:06:32.319 nothing weird about it at all. And the church that I go to now 103 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:38.480 occasionally is God. I'm going to get it wrong, Westwood Brook. I 104 00:06:38.480 --> 00:06:41.120 thought you went to like some megachurch. It is a megachurch. I think 105 00:06:41.160 --> 00:06:44.560 it's called Westwood and I could just it's not that it's a small church. 106 00:06:44.759 --> 00:06:46.240 It's just that I always have trouble remembering the name. But I think it's 107 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:54.600 Westwood. It is the church where Pastor Joel is the main minister and he 108 00:06:54.680 --> 00:06:59.399 was the one that married Kim Kardashian and the basketball player, Oh, Chris 109 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:03.879 Humphries. Chris Humphreys, and he's super cool. His sermons are more like 110 00:07:03.879 --> 00:07:06.959 a motivational speech with a little bit of Jesus, makes a little bit of 111 00:07:08.040 --> 00:07:10.680 Jesus, and we enjoy it, you know what I mean. And we're 112 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:14.800 not super faithful. I think I probably told you that Susan never went to 113 00:07:14.839 --> 00:07:17.160 school, Bible school, Sunday school, anything. When she was a kid 114 00:07:17.360 --> 00:07:19.959 fifteen years ago. I was like, do you know what Easter means? 115 00:07:20.480 --> 00:07:25.920 And she's like, is it about grass? And I said no, And 116 00:07:25.959 --> 00:07:29.279 I explained to her about the three days in the Tomb and blah blah blah 117 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:32.680 and though, and we would do Susan's Bible quiz and it was kind of 118 00:07:32.680 --> 00:07:36.160 funny the answers that she would come up with, because one of the questions 119 00:07:36.199 --> 00:07:44.759 that we asked her was when Christ was crucified, Sure, the people who 120 00:07:44.759 --> 00:07:49.120 crucified him hung a sign above his head. What did the sign say, 121 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:57.759 Susan sincerely guessed, Happy Easter? Oh golly, it actually said King of 122 00:07:57.800 --> 00:08:01.560 the Jews, because as Jesus, I think, proclaimed himself king of the 123 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:05.560 Jews and people were mad about it, and people were mad about it, 124 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:09.079 and so they mockingly called him king of the Jews. You think about this 125 00:08:09.480 --> 00:08:13.199 was so puzzling to me, And maybe if you are a devout Christian, 126 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:20.040 you can explain to me how the cross became the symbol of Christianity, because 127 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:24.279 to me, that's how they killed you. They would nail you to a 128 00:08:24.399 --> 00:08:30.839 cross to suffer and die, and it took days for it to happen. 129 00:08:30.920 --> 00:08:33.440 People forget that it's because he died for our sins. That's why, because 130 00:08:33.480 --> 00:08:37.120 it's like, you know, symbol, a symbol of someone who died for 131 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:39.879 our sins, all of the love and the world. I could go on 132 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:43.720 and on, but I think that's why that's the symbol. I prefer it 133 00:08:43.799 --> 00:08:46.799 when it doesn't have Jesus on it. Like if you go into a church 134 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:48.960 and they have a cross and it has like dead Jesus on it, that's 135 00:08:50.039 --> 00:08:52.799 terrifying, absolutely terrible. Oh respect it. But I also, yeah, 136 00:08:52.399 --> 00:08:56.200 I think the cross is the I think it's more of a Catholic thing, 137 00:08:56.360 --> 00:09:01.799 honestly, let me know, but my Catholic friends will I had a girlfriend 138 00:09:01.840 --> 00:09:07.720 who had a crucifix with Jesus hanging in her bedroom and but yeah, I 139 00:09:07.720 --> 00:09:09.039 don't know. I mean, you think about what a horrible way to go. 140 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:13.679 I mean that was a common method because remember Jesus was crucified with common 141 00:09:13.759 --> 00:09:18.840 criminals on both sides of him. Remember that and think about, like they 142 00:09:18.960 --> 00:09:20.840 nail you the cross, you're starving, you don't get any water, you're 143 00:09:20.879 --> 00:09:24.320 out in the sun, the elements and everybody's watching you, and it took 144 00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:30.559 you days to die, but it was a very effective way to get other 145 00:09:30.600 --> 00:09:33.519 people to go. I don't want to die that way, so I am 146 00:09:33.679 --> 00:09:39.320 not going to do what the other This has been David Bailey's religious talk. 147 00:09:39.799 --> 00:09:43.919 So you haven't got to church in a while. Bow your heads, Heavenly 148 00:09:43.960 --> 00:09:48.960 Father, we pray for this so to stop. Sometime. We pray for 149 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:54.279 pizza rolls that don't burn the roof of our mouth. We pray for pringles 150 00:09:54.320 --> 00:10:01.639 that are fresh so when you open the can they're not stalellah And oh oh, 151 00:10:01.679 --> 00:10:05.600 dear Lord. I pray that Dave gets better and look a miracle, 152 00:10:07.039 --> 00:10:09.480 you know what. And I'm not mocking religion at all. I don't. 153 00:10:09.480 --> 00:10:11.600 I don't do that. I don't mock religion. All right, let's do 154 00:10:11.679 --> 00:10:16.799 this one. But did you know that Jesus died when he slipped in the 155 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:20.399 tub. A lot of people don't realize that, David, that Jesus died. 156 00:10:20.480 --> 00:10:22.759 What that in the Bible? Or did you learn that on TikTok? 157 00:10:24.440 --> 00:10:28.440 They learned it on TikTok? All right, here we go, let's talk 158 00:10:28.519 --> 00:10:33.879 about We asked about how long the show should be because yesterday we said, 159 00:10:33.879 --> 00:10:37.120 you know, should the show be longer? What do you think? Here's 160 00:10:37.120 --> 00:10:41.919 Tammy Smith has said, definitely should be longer. Right, thank you, 161 00:10:41.960 --> 00:10:48.240 Tammy. This is Dan and Dan says he wants to ask out Bailey, 162 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:52.799 and he gives you his phone number. Bailey is not I'll be all honestly 163 00:10:52.879 --> 00:10:58.840 that Bailey's not available. It's very flattering. Bailey's not available you. Oh, 164 00:10:58.879 --> 00:11:03.960 okay, all right, oh all right, let me delete that one. 165 00:11:05.000 --> 00:11:07.960 Busy you know, I'm just I've got stuff, I've got things. 166 00:11:09.399 --> 00:11:11.039 Dan says, I also think the show and podcasts should be a minimum of 167 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:15.080 fifteen minutes, but longer if you have more emails to read. I think 168 00:11:15.120 --> 00:11:18.879 the thing is we want to make it longer if possible, but without patting 169 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:20.159 it with a bunch of garbage, you know, like when you go to 170 00:11:20.200 --> 00:11:24.360 a movie like Oppenheimer could have been about an hour and fifteen minutes long, 171 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:26.799 but they made it three hours long with a lot of padding and bullshit. 172 00:11:28.120 --> 00:11:31.159 No like interesting history pieces. No, I didn't think. So did you 173 00:11:31.159 --> 00:11:33.960 see Oppenheimer? No, I didn't see. I don't need you. I 174 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:37.679 was seeing Barbie in the other in the other screen, I saw both Okay, 175 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:43.399 Hello Dave, Bailey and Vont from Valeria. I hope I said they're 176 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:46.799 right, Valeria, Valeria. It's my first time writing in I have been 177 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:48.679 listening to the Morning Show since I was a little girl. I absolutely love 178 00:11:48.720 --> 00:11:52.000 it. I was bum to see Fallon Go because I just love the banter 179 00:11:52.120 --> 00:11:56.480 between you two guys, and now more recently, I'm sad to see Drake 180 00:11:56.519 --> 00:11:58.519 Goh since I related into a lot I'm twenty two. However, the Dave 181 00:11:58.559 --> 00:12:01.679 Ryan Show it is a well oiled machine that always keeps going and it is 182 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:05.559 always good no matter who's on it. I've been enjoying getting to no Vont 183 00:12:05.600 --> 00:12:09.080 more on the Morning Show along with Bailey. I think they are both really 184 00:12:09.120 --> 00:12:13.600 funny and interesting. Wow. You asked about podcast length, and while this 185 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:18.879 might be an unpopular opinion, I absolutely love long podcasts. The longer the 186 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:22.519 better. I get really excited when my favorite podcast post one or two hour 187 00:12:22.600 --> 00:12:28.440 plus episodes, especially when it pertains the true crime, paranormal or other similar 188 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:31.320 subjects, because I feel like the hosts are doing well rounded research that's important. 189 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:37.159 I would personally prefer a longer Minnesota Goodbye, not hours, but thirty 190 00:12:37.159 --> 00:12:41.159 minutes sounds perfect if content permits. And I would love a staff writer sticker. 191 00:12:41.240 --> 00:12:45.279 Love you guys from val and I'm gonna take a picture of your address 192 00:12:45.399 --> 00:12:48.720 right now. I did send it out about fifteen staff writer stickers last night. 193 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:52.639 Wow, and I am down to about ten, so I need to 194 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:56.639 order more. I want one, but I don't want to email into the 195 00:12:56.679 --> 00:13:00.679 station. Well you know what, I could probably get you one, really, 196 00:13:00.720 --> 00:13:03.480 but I'm yeah, I'm down to the last couple, so okay, 197 00:13:03.519 --> 00:13:05.440 Well I'll be here tomorrow. All right, Hey y'all. Next one from 198 00:13:05.519 --> 00:13:07.559 Nick. He says, I want to say thank you. I think you 199 00:13:07.600 --> 00:13:15.120 should make the podcast thirty minutes long. There's a podcast I've seen clips four 200 00:13:15.399 --> 00:13:20.120 that I love to listen to, but it is eight hours long twice a 201 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:24.480 week. No, I have time for it. As a truck driver, 202 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:26.960 I just don't have the attention span for that. Who does. As for 203 00:13:28.039 --> 00:13:31.039 sickness, because we're talking about how diseases are all over the place now daycare. 204 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:37.159 My daughter works in a Petri Dish daycare and we constantly have some ick 205 00:13:37.279 --> 00:13:41.320 going through the house. My friend's teen son this spring had a double ear 206 00:13:41.360 --> 00:13:48.360 infection that turned a strap that rolled into mono with blisters on his skin and 207 00:13:48.639 --> 00:13:52.639 in his mouth, all in the span of three weeks. Got he sounds 208 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:56.200 like a little ill Victorian child needs to see the ocean? What you know? 209 00:13:56.240 --> 00:14:00.240 How in Victim, No, what are you talking about? What send 210 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:05.320 you to the ocean to be better? In Little Women, Beth, No, 211 00:14:05.399 --> 00:14:07.960 Beth got sent to you know, the sea for her health. I 212 00:14:09.000 --> 00:14:13.720 didn't read Little Women, I respect it. I tried to read Weathering Heights 213 00:14:13.759 --> 00:14:16.519 at one time, because I've heard Weathering Heights was really good, you know 214 00:14:16.600 --> 00:14:20.559 the story? Who were the There was sisters that wrote Weathering Heights. I 215 00:14:20.600 --> 00:14:24.000 think the Bronte sisters. What was interesting about that, here's a little worthless 216 00:14:24.039 --> 00:14:31.000 piece of knowledge that I have is their brother apparently wanted to be a famous 217 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:35.799 author, and so they supported him and they contributed and sent him to writing 218 00:14:35.879 --> 00:14:39.039 school and that type of thing. In the meantime, they sat over here 219 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:43.679 and wrote Weathering Heights and some other books. Their brother's books turned out to 220 00:14:43.720 --> 00:14:50.519 be bomb yap. But the Bronte sisters wrote Weathering Heights while they were over 221 00:14:50.559 --> 00:14:56.159 here diddling the bean trying to figure out something to do? Is that an 222 00:14:56.200 --> 00:15:00.200 inappropriate phrase? Like you're not using it correctly. No, No, I 223 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:03.600 don't think you think that means what you think it means. Diddling the bean? 224 00:15:03.799 --> 00:15:05.759 Yeah, what do you think? I think that you did a thing 225 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:09.879 with your thumbs that was not what I was imagining for diddling the bean. 226 00:15:11.320 --> 00:15:13.399 Well, maybe we should just leave it there and we should call this podcast 227 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:18.200 diddling the bean, Riddling the bean? Or how about this one? Is 228 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:22.600 it long Enough? Would be also a good title for the podcast, Is 229 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:24.720 it long enough? Either? Diddling the Bean. Now people are gonna start 230 00:15:24.759 --> 00:15:31.159 signing off Diddling the Bean, Joyce Diddling the Bean, Roseanne dard lick in 231 00:15:31.240 --> 00:15:35.200 the Bean. Okay, uh. They go on to finish. Nick says, 232 00:15:35.399 --> 00:15:39.600 I'm like Bailey, I've only ever had one birthday party as a kid. 233 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:41.679 Well, that's it for now. You know what, We're going to 234 00:15:41.720 --> 00:15:43.600 talk about this on the show. I think tomorrow. I got it in 235 00:15:43.639 --> 00:15:46.919 my notes to talk about that on the show tomorrow. Okay that you've we 236 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:48.679 talked about this yesterday, right, Yeah, we did. You never had 237 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:52.279 a birthday party. You have never ever had a birthday party. The one 238 00:15:52.320 --> 00:15:56.639 you had was a disaster when from thirty the one that I threw for myself, 239 00:15:56.759 --> 00:16:00.039 Yeah, was during the pandemic, and my whole plan was shot through 240 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:03.080 because it was during the pandemic. And what I came up with as like 241 00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:07.799 a consolation party. No one really came. I had four people come. 242 00:16:07.360 --> 00:16:10.960 It was awful, and one was your sister's friend. Yes, one was 243 00:16:11.240 --> 00:16:15.200 during that whole party. Did you glue on his smiley face and pretend that 244 00:16:15.279 --> 00:16:18.279 every everything was fine? Or did you kind of go where is everybody? 245 00:16:18.519 --> 00:16:22.279 I think a little bit of both, where I'd say where is everybody? 246 00:16:22.360 --> 00:16:26.759 With a smile? And I was just I was very intoxicated. I was 247 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:30.399 my girloxicated, my girl good so because I was so sad. So now 248 00:16:30.440 --> 00:16:34.440 you like breweries and bru pubs and I love them, which doesn't You don't 249 00:16:34.440 --> 00:16:37.840 strike me as that kind of person. Oh really, No, I love 250 00:16:37.879 --> 00:16:41.000 a brewery. I could go to a brewery every day. I just I 251 00:16:41.000 --> 00:16:42.919 love craft beer. Craft beer is delicious. You want to just do you 252 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:47.840 strike me as the kind of person? No offense. It's like beer's gross, 253 00:16:48.440 --> 00:16:51.919 Like my wife Susan is like beer's gross. Oh I love beer. 254 00:16:52.000 --> 00:16:55.559 I don't really like the hoppy kinds of beer. I don't either know, 255 00:16:55.840 --> 00:17:00.279 slowly like trying to get more into those hazy ipa is delicious, but I 256 00:17:00.320 --> 00:17:06.359 prefer a hef of vison or it was more of a like a pale yeah, 257 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:08.759 goldish colored beer right now, it's goldish. It's like, I don't 258 00:17:08.759 --> 00:17:11.240 know, it's hard to explain, but it's kind of like a wheat sort 259 00:17:11.240 --> 00:17:15.920 of beer. But it's got notes of banana. It's absolutely delicious. I 260 00:17:15.960 --> 00:17:21.559 love a hef of ice in. I always find a beer wherever I go 261 00:17:21.680 --> 00:17:23.640 that I like, and it's always fun to try something. And if you 262 00:17:23.640 --> 00:17:26.000 don't like it, it's like, you know, there goes seven bucks, 263 00:17:26.039 --> 00:17:29.960 right, big deal. Yeah, beer's cheaper than everything else too, Right, 264 00:17:30.000 --> 00:17:33.759 So I'm gonna I'm gonna have the beer. I love it. I'm 265 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:38.759 gonna recommend at the oh god, Inky Brewing in Victoria. But Ben, 266 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:42.480 have you been out there? I walked there once. From uptown, I 267 00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:45.640 walked to Anky Brewing. Go, oh you told me about this. It 268 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:49.440 was last summer, sometime summers ago. Was my first I call it a 269 00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:52.720 mega walk, And my first mega walk I ever went on was twenty miles 270 00:17:52.799 --> 00:17:57.440 from uptown to Inky Brewing. Oh my gosh. It was great. I 271 00:17:57.440 --> 00:18:00.400 love walking up to because I always walked to brewery on my Mega walk and 272 00:18:00.440 --> 00:18:03.200 I just walk up to the bar and I say, I want to hear 273 00:18:03.240 --> 00:18:06.599 something cool. I walked here and then they're like, okay, great. 274 00:18:06.640 --> 00:18:08.160 I'm like no, no, no, I walked here from Minneapolis. There's 275 00:18:08.200 --> 00:18:14.480 like what wow, I think celebrity. You are full of little just little 276 00:18:14.480 --> 00:18:18.599 tidbit so I mean kind of yeah. Victoria Gold is one that I would 277 00:18:18.599 --> 00:18:22.680 recommend if you go to Inky. And also they used to have one called 278 00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:26.279 Reunion red Ale, and I think it's sometimes there and sometimes not. Those 279 00:18:26.279 --> 00:18:29.160 are my two favorites. I love that place. It's really good. But 280 00:18:29.519 --> 00:18:32.400 I would love to know Nick, why is it you only had one birthday 281 00:18:32.400 --> 00:18:34.799 party as a kid? Yeah, Alison had birthday parties. I could tell 282 00:18:34.839 --> 00:18:41.079 you. She went to everything from kid Zone to Chuck E Cheese Pizza. 283 00:18:41.119 --> 00:18:45.200 One of my favorite memories is Alison dressed in her little Jimbery outfit at Chuck 284 00:18:45.240 --> 00:18:48.240 E Cheese and he Dina in the cash machine that they turn on the fan 285 00:18:48.680 --> 00:18:52.720 and you have to grab her little surprise slips and she couldn't grab any and 286 00:18:52.759 --> 00:18:55.039 it was so funny. And I get a picture of video of her giggling, 287 00:18:55.079 --> 00:18:57.799 giggling, giggling and I remember. Okay, I'm gonna tell you one 288 00:18:57.880 --> 00:19:02.200 quick story. Yes, she loved the rug Rats. I love the rug 289 00:19:02.319 --> 00:19:07.920 Rats, and it's sort of heartbreaking, but it turned out good. And 290 00:19:07.920 --> 00:19:10.720 I'm going to get emotional as I say this because it's such a sweet memory. 291 00:19:11.240 --> 00:19:17.759 Who is the obnoxious rug rat Melica? Angelica Pickles? So you know 292 00:19:17.920 --> 00:19:22.960 you loved Angelica even though she was the obnoxious rug rat. So when she 293 00:19:23.079 --> 00:19:30.640 turned about nine or so, we hired Angelica Pickles to come to Alison's birthday 294 00:19:30.640 --> 00:19:33.960 party. And Alison was so excited all day. I mean, she's, 295 00:19:34.000 --> 00:19:37.519 oh my god, what times Angelica Pickles get here? And so the doorbell 296 00:19:37.599 --> 00:19:41.640 rings at the appointed time. She runs through the door. I'm with her. 297 00:19:41.200 --> 00:19:45.079 She opens the door and there is a twenty two year old woman with 298 00:19:45.240 --> 00:19:52.960 blonde pigtails, dressed like Angelica Pickles, but clearly not Angelica Pickles. And 299 00:19:53.039 --> 00:19:59.480 Alison's face fell. Oh no. But then, because she was mature enough, 300 00:20:00.160 --> 00:20:03.599 she lifted it back up to be polite and smile the very forced smile 301 00:20:04.279 --> 00:20:11.359 because she expected Angelica Pickles to be there at the door. Four year old. 302 00:20:11.480 --> 00:20:18.960 Yeah, and it was a grown woman in pigtails dressed like Angelica Pickles, 303 00:20:18.559 --> 00:20:25.640 and I felt bad because Alison was clearly disappointed it wasn't really her. 304 00:20:26.160 --> 00:20:30.440 But then I also felt bad that Alison had to put on a smile so 305 00:20:30.559 --> 00:20:33.759 as to not be rude. Alison is not a little shit that would ever 306 00:20:33.799 --> 00:20:40.279 go like, you're not Angelica Pickles. Yeah. The girl was so good 307 00:20:40.359 --> 00:20:42.559 with the kids, she was so charming. She did a great job, 308 00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:48.200 she painted their nails, she did a magic show, she did other stuff, 309 00:20:48.599 --> 00:20:52.799 and I remember she absolutely made up for the fact that she was not 310 00:20:52.160 --> 00:20:56.200 Angelica Pickles. Yeah, that she was twenty two and not a four year 311 00:20:56.200 --> 00:20:59.440 old child. Yeah. Yeah, so that's so cute. I used to 312 00:20:59.440 --> 00:21:00.720 do that too. Speaking of fun facts about me, I used to do 313 00:21:00.759 --> 00:21:06.359 that kind of princess party s, like tell me more I've gone to parties 314 00:21:06.440 --> 00:21:11.039 as Bell and Cinderella and Elsa and have you released you dress up like a 315 00:21:11.039 --> 00:21:15.000 Disney princess. Yeah. I used to like work for a particular company that 316 00:21:15.079 --> 00:21:18.519 did it, and then after that I just had a lot of those dresses 317 00:21:18.559 --> 00:21:22.000 in my closet still do Oh that's cute. And then my mom would just 318 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:25.359 like book me through people that she knew, so I just show up to 319 00:21:25.359 --> 00:21:27.960 their house I read them a story, I sing songs, I take pictures, 320 00:21:27.960 --> 00:21:30.599 and I leave. Do kids, I mean, do they buy it 321 00:21:30.599 --> 00:21:33.559 if they're like a five year old kid, do they buy the you're a 322 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:36.720 Disney princess? Or do they suspend disbelief? Some of them are a little 323 00:21:36.839 --> 00:21:40.160 ish, like you were talking about, like you're not Elsa. If you're 324 00:21:40.200 --> 00:21:42.440 Elsa, where are your powers? But then you always have like the backup 325 00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:47.880 excuse that you have, like you know, on hold, waiting to give 326 00:21:47.920 --> 00:21:51.400 them so that they believe that you're there or that you're the actual princess. 327 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:53.920 But I'd say most of them are like three, four, five years old, 328 00:21:53.960 --> 00:21:59.960 so they're still full of wonder and excitement. Ah, that's great. 329 00:21:59.599 --> 00:22:03.799 The best birthday party guest that we had was Alison Love Barney on her second 330 00:22:03.799 --> 00:22:07.240 birthday. A genuine, legit fake Barney came. Oh my god, and 331 00:22:08.559 --> 00:22:15.079 he Allison was over the moon that Barney came. That sounds easier because you're 332 00:22:15.119 --> 00:22:18.640 just a mascot outfit. He's in a mascot outfit person's face when you're twenty 333 00:22:18.680 --> 00:22:22.519 two dressed up as angelic. Yeah, so there's a question for you, 334 00:22:22.079 --> 00:22:26.000 who came to your birthday party? I never had a guest at my birthday 335 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:29.759 party, and that's okay. I mean, I had my friends at my 336 00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:33.000 birthday party. But did your mom and dad hire a clown or a pony 337 00:22:33.519 --> 00:22:37.200 or did you have we We hired a bounce house for Carson's eleventh birthday party 338 00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:41.799 and that was really cool. Fancist birthday parties, I've ever heard of it? 339 00:22:41.920 --> 00:22:45.799 Right, Dailey never had a birthday party? About tomorrow. Sarah Wright, 340 00:22:45.880 --> 00:22:49.440 Sanho, Dave and crewe Day was asking on yesterday's podcast about the time 341 00:22:49.519 --> 00:22:52.759 length of the podcast. In my opinion, thirty minutes or an hour is 342 00:22:52.759 --> 00:22:56.680 my favorite. I know an hour would be crazy for you guys since you 343 00:22:56.759 --> 00:22:59.559 also have the regular show, but I'd love to be twenty five to thirty 344 00:22:59.559 --> 00:23:03.599 minutes. Some times I find myself disappointed when the podcast is done already, 345 00:23:03.640 --> 00:23:07.319 when it's fifteen minutes. For so long, we always shoot for fifteen minutes, 346 00:23:07.359 --> 00:23:11.519 and one of the reasons is two reasons time, because we have other 347 00:23:11.599 --> 00:23:15.440 things we have to do. Even though doing the podcast is one of my 348 00:23:15.480 --> 00:23:18.319 favorite parts of the day, I always look forward to doing the Minnesota Goodbye 349 00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:25.000 because it's such a different thing and every second is different because you create the 350 00:23:25.039 --> 00:23:26.160 content. Yeah, and I never know what you're going to come up with. 351 00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:32.039 That's why we call you a staff writer. But also if we don't 352 00:23:32.039 --> 00:23:34.400 have enough emails, which it's hard to stretch, and I don't want to 353 00:23:34.640 --> 00:23:38.119 pat it, I don't want to openheimer it. You don't want to Oppenheimer 354 00:23:38.720 --> 00:23:42.759 No, not really. Also, Dave, you didn't ask, so feel 355 00:23:42.759 --> 00:23:45.839 free to ignore me. I heard you talking about waiting for your son's baby 356 00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:51.039 to be born and heading out there to visit. In my experience, here 357 00:23:51.359 --> 00:23:52.839 would be my advice of what to do. Don't stay at their house, 358 00:23:52.880 --> 00:23:56.039 stay at a hotel nearby. I also found the people I was close to 359 00:23:56.839 --> 00:24:03.680 who just did things, who who just did things the most helpful. By 360 00:24:03.720 --> 00:24:06.880 that, I mean the ones who didn't ask do you want me to wash 361 00:24:06.920 --> 00:24:10.119 the dishes? They just did it. If my parents saw we were low 362 00:24:10.160 --> 00:24:12.480 on groceries and they showed up with some, it was so helpful. Early 363 00:24:12.519 --> 00:24:17.400 on postpartum, sometimes I couldn't even process enough to answer when somebody would ask 364 00:24:17.480 --> 00:24:19.720 me what I needed or wanted help with. Hope the visit goes well. 365 00:24:19.759 --> 00:24:25.200 Congratulations on the soon hopefully new edition to the Family. Do date was a 366 00:24:25.400 --> 00:24:30.640 week ago Wednesday, and they're gonna get induced tomorrow if nothing happens. As 367 00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:33.119 always want to fit in. Love the show and you all do a great 368 00:24:33.200 --> 00:24:36.720 job. From Sarah, Sarah, thanks for the kind words. You know 369 00:24:36.759 --> 00:24:41.039 what, I really really appreciate that. All right, next one, please 370 00:24:41.079 --> 00:24:45.599 don't say my name. Bailey said she had five people show up to her 371 00:24:45.640 --> 00:24:49.000 thirtieth birthday despite being a theater person. As a theater person myself, I 372 00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:53.480 can just throw out there. While theater people are incredibly friendly, they are 373 00:24:53.519 --> 00:24:57.400 also the flakiest people I've ever met in my entire life. Confirmed. Yes, 374 00:24:59.039 --> 00:25:02.079 I love my friends. I love socializing with people and chatting with them, 375 00:25:02.400 --> 00:25:04.880 but I have thrown way too many parties in the past five is years 376 00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:08.440 where only a few people show up. The same thing happened to another friend 377 00:25:08.440 --> 00:25:14.000 who spent time to mail out birthday invitations two months ahead of time. She 378 00:25:14.000 --> 00:25:17.440 gave everybody plenty of notice, made all these wonderful snacks, and I was 379 00:25:17.559 --> 00:25:19.920 the only one of her friends to show up. Everyone else decided to go 380 00:25:21.039 --> 00:25:26.000 last minute a housewarming party of another friend who posted about it two days before. 381 00:25:26.160 --> 00:25:30.279 Oh man, it is so heartbreaking because these people are genuinely kind or 382 00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:33.319 at least I thought they were. But I've grown to feel so lonely in 383 00:25:33.319 --> 00:25:36.160 the past few years that I'm having to cope with it in a massive way 384 00:25:36.160 --> 00:25:40.599 I'm not prepared for. I don't understand the people that get thirty plus of 385 00:25:40.599 --> 00:25:42.519 their friends to show up and commit to a weekend at a cab at or 386 00:25:42.559 --> 00:25:48.319 barbecue in somebody's backyard. I'm very much the more the merrier type. I'm 387 00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:49.960 always the one who reaches out to people, tries to keep in touch. 388 00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:55.119 I've always been the one that had to plan to get togethers otherwise nothing would 389 00:25:55.119 --> 00:25:59.559 ever happen. I started reconnecting with some people that still go out and party 390 00:25:59.559 --> 00:26:02.079 every once in a while. If I can't make it with them, I 391 00:26:02.079 --> 00:26:04.279 think I may just give up on the whole friend thing together. Personally, 392 00:26:04.359 --> 00:26:07.400 I can't take the heartbreak anymore. To anybody listening to this, now, 393 00:26:07.799 --> 00:26:14.559 stop being a fucking flake and just show up for your friends, no excuses. 394 00:26:15.200 --> 00:26:18.519 There's enough bullshit to worry about as there is. Sorry, this is 395 00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:22.079 long and sad, but when I heard Bailey say that, I had to 396 00:26:22.119 --> 00:26:26.400 share that she so she knows it's not only her people suck, but you 397 00:26:26.759 --> 00:26:30.960 don't so just go with the flow, my friend. Any comments, Bailey, 398 00:26:30.200 --> 00:26:33.640 Yeah, I feel that. I think it is kind of like an 399 00:26:33.680 --> 00:26:40.720 epidemic that people don't follow through on their commitments anymore. And I definitely feel 400 00:26:40.759 --> 00:26:44.400 that with the whole like flakiness and not just theater people, but like I 401 00:26:44.400 --> 00:26:48.160 don't know, everyone in their thirties twenties are just flaky in general. Even 402 00:26:48.200 --> 00:26:52.920 if they say that they'll come to something, they'll find an excuse not to 403 00:26:52.000 --> 00:26:56.279 come. Yeah, And they might tell you that excuse, and then you're 404 00:26:56.400 --> 00:27:00.559 expected as like a good person who vows use your friends. You'd be like, 405 00:27:00.640 --> 00:27:03.279 oh, yeah, that's okay, no big deal, no big deal, 406 00:27:03.720 --> 00:27:07.680 you take one for your mental health or no worries. You don't have 407 00:27:07.720 --> 00:27:11.960 to come out because you're still great even if you're pissed. Yeah. I 408 00:27:12.000 --> 00:27:17.519 get so mad when people cancel on me last second. So I definitely feel 409 00:27:17.559 --> 00:27:22.319 this this emailer for sure, because I oftentimes, like I go see a 410 00:27:22.400 --> 00:27:25.680 ton of theater. I go to a lot of shows, and people are 411 00:27:25.680 --> 00:27:27.160 always like, oh, you should start inviting me, Like, invite me 412 00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:30.880 and I'll totally go with you. Why would I invite you if you're gonna 413 00:27:30.920 --> 00:27:36.079 probably say no or you're gonna not show up. I would just rather go 414 00:27:36.160 --> 00:27:40.519 by myself and sit alone. I admire you for doing that. You are 415 00:27:40.559 --> 00:27:45.880 a good friend, and we get to know you more and more you find 416 00:27:45.880 --> 00:27:48.519 out about like you know these things about people, the good and the bad. 417 00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:52.240 And I've found out that you are a really good friend. And I 418 00:27:52.359 --> 00:27:56.400 get that from people from friends. I'm told that I'm loyal. So if 419 00:27:56.400 --> 00:28:00.880 I if somebody shows asks me to come to something, I will come to 420 00:28:00.920 --> 00:28:03.799 it unless I truly cannot, and then I will tell them why, and 421 00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:07.680 I'll give them a huge explanation and apologize and all of that jazz. But 422 00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:11.680 I show up for sure, and more people should be like me. And 423 00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:15.000 you know what, but and you are that person, and I think for 424 00:28:15.079 --> 00:28:19.160 a lot of people who are more like me. You don't really always want 425 00:28:19.200 --> 00:28:23.079 to go right, and sometimes you you know, you go, hey, 426 00:28:23.119 --> 00:28:27.200 on September fifth, I'm doing stand up at the Comedy Cabin. Do you 427 00:28:27.240 --> 00:28:30.960 want to watch my stand up? Oh? Yeah, September fifth. And 428 00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:33.279 then all of a sudden, it's like the morning of the fifth, and 429 00:28:33.319 --> 00:28:36.440 you're like, I don't want to fucking go see Cassandra do her shit stand 430 00:28:36.519 --> 00:28:40.359 up at the comedy cabin. So you call Cassandra or you don't call because 431 00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:42.160 then you have to have a conversation your text and you go, yeah, 432 00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:45.960 I'm really sorry I can't make it, but my dog has got you know, 433 00:28:47.240 --> 00:28:51.039 a tonail fungus or whatever. Yeah, and then Cassandra does exactly what 434 00:28:51.079 --> 00:28:55.880 you said. That's okay, no big deal. I had a station party 435 00:28:55.920 --> 00:28:59.279 at my house fifteen is short or so years ago, and so many people 436 00:28:59.319 --> 00:29:03.039 canceled the day of. It's sood. The day of so frustrating. And 437 00:29:03.039 --> 00:29:04.720 I remember somebody wrote and they were a good hearted person, they just didn't 438 00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:07.279 want to go. They just decided I don't want to go. Yeah, 439 00:29:07.279 --> 00:29:11.519 and they said, hey, I'm sorry we're not coming. You know, 440 00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:14.119 that'll mean more of booze for you. And they tried to make it funny, 441 00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:15.519 and I was like, fuck you. Yeah, you know, I 442 00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:19.160 really wish you would come, because I threw this not because I didn't want 443 00:29:19.160 --> 00:29:22.680 people to come, but because I was hoping we could all get together and 444 00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:25.200 have a nice time. Yeah. I don't think I don't want to come 445 00:29:25.319 --> 00:29:29.799 is a good enough excuse, to be perfectly honest. That might be mean 446 00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:33.400 spirited of me, but like finding out the day of that, You're just 447 00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:36.400 like, Oh, no one's coming to my party anymore. Great, awesome. 448 00:29:36.640 --> 00:29:40.839 It sucks. It really hurts my heart. I know. Okay, 449 00:29:41.119 --> 00:29:42.720 are you okay? No, I'm gonna cry, all right, take it 450 00:29:42.759 --> 00:29:48.039 easy, okay. Next one Dave had mentioned in one of the last shows 451 00:29:48.039 --> 00:29:52.039 about a reddit page of people talking shit. I remembered a few months back 452 00:29:52.119 --> 00:29:56.160 I looked for a Dave Ryan subreddit and it didn't exist. Well after hearing 453 00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:59.480 about this post or subreddit, I went to look for it. I am 454 00:29:59.559 --> 00:30:03.599 so glad you aren't taking any of the posts to heart, because it's all 455 00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:07.720 the same person, just some bitter, mean ass person talking shit because their 456 00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:11.960 life isn't as good as any of yours. They hate on Jenny for no 457 00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:14.960 good reasons, saying she isn't well traveled and it was done for her to 458 00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:19.880 start a travel blog. She's been to Tahiti and Thailand, so she is 459 00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:26.440 more traveled than most people. There are entire travel accounts out there that haven't 460 00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:30.720 traveled as much as her. The photos are hers, not Google images like 461 00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:33.839 other travel websites and accounts. Just because she's done more travels in the States 462 00:30:33.920 --> 00:30:37.000 so far doesn't mean shit, she's traveled more than a lot of Americans. 463 00:30:37.039 --> 00:30:41.079 Did you know that less than fifty percent of Americans even have a passport? 464 00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:45.400 Less than fifty percent of Americans will ever set foot outside of the forty eight 465 00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:49.839 contiguous states. I bet this person posting hasn't even left their home state. 466 00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:53.599 It's more of a Jenny hate subreddit. We all know why people troll. 467 00:30:55.039 --> 00:30:59.079 It's because they're jealous. I think there is something to that. I think 468 00:30:59.119 --> 00:31:06.039 that you don't make fun of somebody if you've got a lot. Sure, 469 00:31:06.279 --> 00:31:08.920 so, in other words, if you are wealthy, you don't make fun 470 00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:15.559 of poor people because it's it's I don't I don't know, but I think 471 00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:18.240 if if you have a life, let's put it that way, if you 472 00:31:18.319 --> 00:31:22.319 have a life, you don't find the time to sit on your couch making 473 00:31:22.359 --> 00:31:27.160 fun of somebody who does have a life. Sure, But if you don't 474 00:31:27.200 --> 00:31:30.079 have a life and you live a bit of a sad life, I think 475 00:31:30.119 --> 00:31:34.400 they know they've proven that most trolls are kind of sad and depressed, and 476 00:31:34.440 --> 00:31:38.880 it gives them a little boost of whatever it is, melatonin, Let's say 477 00:31:40.119 --> 00:31:45.039 it gives you a boost of melotonin, serotonin, whatever, not melotonin that 478 00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:49.119 makes you fall asleep, Dave, that's what they do. Melotonin is the 479 00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:57.240 skin pig melanin. You're right, Ad, Jenny is so beautiful they stop 480 00:31:57.319 --> 00:32:00.839 down stooped down to attacking her looks. This person's clearly jealous of Jenny and 481 00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:05.039 they have no other way to show it than to be mean online where they 482 00:32:05.079 --> 00:32:07.359 can hide behind a mask. This stuff just pisses me off, me too, 483 00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:13.359 all of you guys too. Hope Vont joins the morning show for good 484 00:32:13.480 --> 00:32:16.200 that is from CESNA, and we remember her name because I sent you a 485 00:32:16.240 --> 00:32:22.000 staff writer sticker yesterday. Here's one staff writer, Nicole says, Dave Bailey 486 00:32:22.759 --> 00:32:29.519 or Jenny. I only get to listen to the podcast during my routes I 487 00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:36.240 drive throughout the day. I was disappointed today this was yesterday, Yeah, 488 00:32:36.279 --> 00:32:39.079 well late last night that this morning show in Minnesota Goodbye. We're not updated 489 00:32:39.119 --> 00:32:44.000 and posted. My question is who is responsible for editing and posting the podcast. 490 00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:47.279 I noticed as someone who is out of the podcast might not be current. 491 00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:52.599 I've always wondered I think it was posted because what I've noticed is if 492 00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:55.279 the podcast doesn't get posted, I get a bunch of messages saying Hey, 493 00:32:55.279 --> 00:32:59.920 it's not posted, but when I get one, it usually means it was. 494 00:33:00.079 --> 00:33:02.960 And it's a problem with just delete and reload the app or close the 495 00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:07.079 app, and I had it online, so yeah, I just always shut 496 00:33:07.119 --> 00:33:09.880 it off and turn it back on again. Yeah yeah, uh, let's 497 00:33:09.920 --> 00:33:14.400 see I I is it in charge of uploading the podcast that would be vont 498 00:33:14.839 --> 00:33:20.359 normally vont next time next. Since I didn't hear today's show, I'm dying 499 00:33:20.359 --> 00:33:22.559 to know. Is there any baby news? No baby news yet? I 500 00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:23.839 personally think you should wait a couple of weeks to visit. I've had two 501 00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:30.319 babies and I couldn't wait to be alone. Hormones are raging anyway. I 502 00:33:30.359 --> 00:33:32.559 can't wait to see what your next move is for making the show Drake great 503 00:33:32.599 --> 00:33:37.640 again since Drake is left. You're always so good at pulling things back together 504 00:33:37.000 --> 00:33:42.759 while continuing to bring laughter. I really appreciate that. I've had a lot 505 00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:47.119 of experience with that, and I always know what to do. Sometimes it 506 00:33:47.240 --> 00:33:52.440 takes a little bit longer than I like, and but I always know what 507 00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:57.920 to do. Yeah, because you're a profession Well yeah, but I also 508 00:33:58.000 --> 00:34:00.240 have a deep desire to make the show as good as I possibly can, 509 00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:04.599 and when the show is not as good as it possibly can be, I'm 510 00:34:04.640 --> 00:34:07.480 going to keep working until it is, and the trolls will point it out 511 00:34:07.559 --> 00:34:13.760 so you'll absolutely you shock. I love this one. I'm gonna end it 512 00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:20.519 with this Oneay Alison writes, David, I have a serious question for you. 513 00:34:20.599 --> 00:34:22.239 What do you do with the bits and chunks that come off your floss 514 00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:28.360 between each flossing. I'm dead ass serious because I always do it differently and 515 00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:30.880 not sure if there's a proper way. Ha. Sometimes I wipe it off 516 00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:35.280 with my finger and proceed, but that always grosses me out after the fact. 517 00:34:35.280 --> 00:34:38.039 Sometimes I wash the pick under the water between each plucking. So she's 518 00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:43.239 got the little P shaped floss pick. Sure, that looks like a curvy 519 00:34:43.320 --> 00:34:45.559 like a shepherd's staff, but it's got a little thing in there. You 520 00:34:45.559 --> 00:34:49.119 know what I'm talking about. I don't have a water pick. No, 521 00:34:49.159 --> 00:34:52.400 it's not a water pick. It's a plastic device that shaped kind of like 522 00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:54.639 a question mark. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like a like a 523 00:34:54.800 --> 00:34:58.960 yeah yeah yeah. I use those, Yeah, she says, I washed 524 00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:02.039 the pick underwater between each plucking, but the water doesn't always remove the plaque. 525 00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:06.639 Other times I use a tissue to wipe off what's on the floss. 526 00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:09.039 It's not like I have a bib like at the dentist where they wipe it 527 00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:15.639 off from the pro influencer floss for himself. What's the correct way? Super 528 00:35:15.719 --> 00:35:21.159 random? Whatever? It's kind of whatever, its content right, got my 529 00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:23.159 stickers last week, thanks so much. Put them on my art cart at 530 00:35:23.159 --> 00:35:30.480 home. Love y'all. Darteth Liqueth Alison. I don't use the floss picks. 531 00:35:30.719 --> 00:35:36.519 I use floss. I use Doctor Tongues expanding floss t U n g 532 00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:42.599 as Doctor tongues expanding flaws. Why does it expand because regular dental floss sucks 533 00:35:43.239 --> 00:35:51.480 ass? Oh, it's a strand of waxy, one dimensional flaws that when 534 00:35:51.519 --> 00:35:57.039 you stick it in your teeth, it doesn't have any girth to it to 535 00:35:57.239 --> 00:36:00.320 grab anything. Okay, So did I creep out with the word girth? 536 00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:05.840 I mean I just never thought of floss as something with a girth to it. 537 00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:08.360 Doctor Tongue's expanding floss has girth. I got to look it up. 538 00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:12.159 You get it on Amazon. You buy like a ten pack. I use 539 00:36:12.199 --> 00:36:15.119 them picks, Yeah, you can use plaques. I have lost maybe once 540 00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:17.559 a month or something. Tell me more about that. Why do you go 541 00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:21.280 floss more often? Because I just don't. I don't know. I never 542 00:36:21.800 --> 00:36:24.840 I think, I never think about it unless I'm actually like actively looking at 543 00:36:24.880 --> 00:36:30.400 my floss. But my nighttime routine takes long enough that flossay. I'm just 544 00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:32.239 like, why bother? So I floss usually a month before my a dentist 545 00:36:32.280 --> 00:36:37.960 appointment every day for us, I'm a little speechless. I'm a little speechless. 546 00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:39.639 It'd be perfect and everywhere, no way. And I love your your 547 00:36:39.719 --> 00:36:44.000 You're fucked up, Bailey, and I know I love that you're fucked up 548 00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:46.760 like the rest of us are a little bit you know, I got my 549 00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:52.360 things too. I talk to myself in the car all the time. I 550 00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:54.480 talk to myself in the shower, and I think Susan thinks I got somebody 551 00:36:54.480 --> 00:36:59.400 in the shower with me and I talked to my So I am also a 552 00:36:59.440 --> 00:37:04.880 little bit fuck to roll over fucked up. But my flossing it started because 553 00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:06.840 when I would go to the dentist, they would say, you got a 554 00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:08.599 floss, and they would clean my teeth and they would bleed, yes, 555 00:37:08.639 --> 00:37:12.639 And I didn't want them to bleed anymore. So then I started flossing, 556 00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:16.519 and even after you brush, the stuff that comes out of there is like, 557 00:37:16.639 --> 00:37:19.800 Wow, I thought I got everything with a toothbrush. No, there's 558 00:37:19.800 --> 00:37:22.400 stuff that's coming out of there. And I want to keep my teeth longer. 559 00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:29.440 And if you don't flush, your gums start to recede starting well, 560 00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:31.599 you mean you probably won't because you're fucked up? Right? Title this one, 561 00:37:31.639 --> 00:37:34.960 Bailey's fucking No. No, I already sent it to Vaunt. It's 562 00:37:35.000 --> 00:37:37.000 diddling the bean. Diddling the bean. Yes, that's what we were talking 563 00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:40.559 about earlier. Okay. I wonder how many people will look at the title 564 00:37:40.639 --> 00:37:50.679 diddling the bean and smile. It's better than Bailey's fed up teeth anyway, 565 00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:58.760 right. Flossing? Yeah, so doctor Tongue's expanding floss. I it is 566 00:37:58.800 --> 00:38:07.480 the It is the generic analog analog dental flash that you wrap some around these 567 00:38:07.519 --> 00:38:10.199 fingers and you get it in there. And I do it every morning. 568 00:38:12.079 --> 00:38:15.000 If I have the ambition, I'll do it the night before so I don't 569 00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:19.480 have to do it in the morning. Wow. But I floss probably five 570 00:38:19.599 --> 00:38:22.519 days a week, not always Saturday and Sunday. What time do you wake 571 00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:25.800 up in the morning? Four twenty four, oh, my god, you 572 00:38:25.920 --> 00:38:30.760 just do so much in the morning that I don't do, like floss and 573 00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:32.920 make yourself or get yourself a coffee. Well, I take a shower and 574 00:38:34.119 --> 00:38:37.079 yeah right, how do you have time? Well, I get up early 575 00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:39.000 enough. Gosh, that's so wild to me. I guess you don't have 576 00:38:39.039 --> 00:38:42.840 to put on like makeup. No, no, I don't. I put 577 00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:46.239 on some moisturizer. But I get up. I push snooze one time, 578 00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:50.039 take a shower, brush the teeth, do the hair, listen to the 579 00:38:50.079 --> 00:38:53.280 news on the podcast, and then I go downstairs, play wordle connections and 580 00:38:53.360 --> 00:38:58.920 strands, and then post our teaser that goes on Instagram, Facebook and x 581 00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:01.639 so, and then I head out the door had about five twenty five, 582 00:39:01.760 --> 00:39:05.639 which leads me enough time to get to the Cariboo Cabin, which opens at 583 00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:07.480 five point thirty, and then I make it into work at about ten till 584 00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:10.320 then I meet Bailey at the door, and then Bailey comes in and we 585 00:39:10.360 --> 00:39:14.159 catch each other up on our day. And that's what happens. That's what 586 00:39:14.199 --> 00:39:17.760 you missed on Glee, you guys. Ah, all right, that's it, 587 00:39:19.000 --> 00:39:22.920 okay, So comment on Diddling the Bean, comment on the length of 588 00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:24.960 the podcast, because today we wanted to give you a trial run. We 589 00:39:25.000 --> 00:39:30.039 went forty minutes, holy crap, forty minutes on the podcast. Let me 590 00:39:30.159 --> 00:39:35.039 know, was that too long? If it's too long, we'll cut it 591 00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:37.719 back. But I need to hear from you to let me know, because 592 00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:43.880 I don't know that that's a good length. It seems long. It absolutely 593 00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:46.440 is our longest. That is a record setter. But if you enjoyed it, 594 00:39:46.440 --> 00:39:49.599 then we'll try to make them longer. But if not, then we'll 595 00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:52.639 You know what I think, But it depends on content. You want it 596 00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:58.000 longer, you gotta contribute. Thank you email. 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