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Thanks for getting your pod on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how
we spread the word about the pirate ship. It feels clusterphobic in here tonight,
Danny with the lights block going on here the lights search o. Man,
it's like a school picture day. We got new lights, a free
comb, all kinds of wen't remember the freak coll tilt your head not too
much, oh God, smile? Okay, would you like the uh the
tropical backt they give you the backdrop, Yeah, you had to take the
blue, the picture with the blue or whatever that color was. Yeah.
Then you could have a choice of either like red or magenta or the tropical
or you could even get the the willowing brook with the flowers. Yeah you
could, or one of the What about this split head where you're looking down
on yourself? Yeah, like like God looking at you. When I wanted
to get with the picture in the in the in the sniffer, but they
wouldn't offer those in school. Remember they used to have the picture of the
couple like in the little wine glass or whatever. The eighties. You don't
remember those, I don't real Yeah if you look them up. Yeah,
Like there's a picture of some redneck couples like in these. It looked like
in a wineglass or a sniffer. You know who probably has one of those.
Just just shooting from the hip. Mark Hilmann racing Randy. Oh yeah,
Randy was the first kid Silver Creek to have his picture taken on the
bearskin rug. True, no, no, no, I wish it was.
That would be very, very funny, that ass. That would be
very when I die. I want to be a I want to be a
skin rug. You know you do? Yeah? Yeah, I mean why
why put me in the ground, flowed me out? We just hang on
the wall next Oh my god, can we get your mouth open and nothing?
It could be a big mouth billy bass you walk by to take me
to the roof. Something about Josh Allen or the Bill. It says something
about Josh Allen or the Bill. Actually, somebody came in here today and
I heard a whole rant on Josh Allen and how he's a great athlete not
a great quarterback. I heard it started this whole there's a whole ton of
ship to get Danny started, started so much ship to get you started last
night looking forward to it. I could use it. Why for what?
What? What do you think? I can't get into it on the show.
But there's some things that have changed in uh what in my life?
In your life that I recently learned. No, the TV doesn't know.
Boo and I are good. I went to the doctor today. Everything's good.
Exp I lost the battle. I need to dump all my supplements.
My wife was right. I was wrong. What do you mean I don't
understand that you really don't need all this stuff? Because what are you taking
it for? I go, uh, well, just you watching some videos
on YouTube? YouTube? Oh you know what? Danny is a doctor?
Did you know that? Yeah, that's always been my argument with people over
anything which is white coat doctor. I have a friend. I have a
friend who is I have a friend, Well, he has a family member
who's a doctor. You've got a brother in law laws a doctor, my
older sister, My older sister is a doctor. And uh you know,
I have I have another friend who I'm not gonna say what he does because
it's kind of sensitive but knows all this stuff. But my doctor was like,
you really don't need to take all that stuff. He listened to us.
The guy stand it was a doctor who stand to express the vitamins,
but stick to the vice. Stick to the vitamins. I agree with that.
I don't know what other supplements that you are are not taking. I
have no idea. Can you say one of them what you were taking?
Yeah, I was taking like d h G A, which is actually helps
you build you know, more testosterone. Well, that's the the it's one
of the compound compounds. The problem is is that you could, like down
the road, he goes, you could end up with a lot of trouble.
Yeah, if you take too much of that stuff. I always saguily
right, I got you. No, it's it could it could lead to
like other areas. He can't. He said. Look, he goes,
ten years ago or twenty years ago, all these women were taking estrogen.
Oh it makes me feel good, and they end up with all these endrometrial
cancers. He goes, I think testosterone may do the same thing with men,
because what's gonna happen is you want these optimal testosterone levels. What everybody
wants that the problem is is that you know, guys, they don't just
stop at one rub on the ball. No, no, no, no,
no no. He's like one Viagra pill. You take one and a
half. Right, that's what you gotta gummy, you got it? Yeah,
you gotta measure right a little bit more. It is. It's okay
if you can keep going like when you were nineteen. I mean, hey,
man, I but I well, I think that's good at least for
the health wise. But it's funny though, because here's the bath. He's
like, that's the bad part. Dad came home. What do you say
about the supplements? Well, it's always my argument with people, even about
like, you know, somebody said, I see people with that masks.
Would you wear a mask? And I said no. But I don't have
a problem with somebody wears a mask. I'm not a doctor. I'm not
gonna have an argument with you over it. I don't know. I can
just go with what's you know for me or how I feel. I said,
I didn't get sick when I wore the mask, but I don't feel
like wearing the mask now. And I you know, and it's likely I'm
like, but you're not a doctor, and I'm not going to go tell
somebody how to live their life like I wouldn't tell you don't do the supplements.
I'd let a doctor tell you. But I go behind your bag.
No, I'm kidding. Before we go any further, I have to introduce
Alfonsina. Yeah, he is a drummer for years now. I didn't realize
this. Yes, mediocre, most mediocre dummer. Well teaking in the Tweeds,
Yes, yeah, I believe Tea is playing it by herself solo tonight
a cobblestone on Maine. She probably is. Yes. I actually I don't
know if you know this. I did retire from the Tweeds, Okay,
Yeah, I've been with them for eleven twelve years. Yeah. Yeah.
And then you're also in Hello Boom, Hello City, The Bare Naked Lady
Ladies Tribu. You still do that? Before doing that? Yeah? And
how about what's these homies? The Weezer Weezer brand new, Brandy brand new.
It's supposed to be a one off, three heads and just just to
fill up a night, And how was it? And it went great?
And everyone's like looking at each other. Now, I've always had a problem.
Let's do it. I have. I have a bit of a complaint
with Weezer. Oh that last album that they did that was covers, I
go. They sounded fucking identical. I hated it. That's that's my beef
too. When Okay really does a cover like at that yeah level, give
me a little Weezer in there, switch it yeah. But then you get
the opposite, like ever Clear did an album of covers two and Guns are
Rases did to and they sucked. I thought Guns and Roses sounded great.
I loved Living Let Die and I Love Only because it was then. I
knew it when I heard it. He's talking about the Spaghetti Incident had like
one good song on it. It was it wasn't good. Ever Clear to
try doing like Boys Are Back in Town, and they did a couple others
and it was just like but at least those last albums the bands will do
to get on and could be done with their contracts with company, they don't
really put it in money. But you also have a entertainment, so you
do all the silent discos, I do South discos, karaoke whoever wants to
hear me, And then you also have a party band. Yes, that's
vinyl, vinyl, vinyl vinyls, very good vinyls. They're they're fun.
It's a blast. So are you working all the time? Is this all
you do? This is it? This is it? So you do your
entertainment company? Right, that's it? And then the drumming? That's it?
Wow, I don't have I uh, I walked away from a full
time job. Yeah. Man, how long was it? Maybe three years
ago? Huh? And how how has that been? It's been freaking fit.
It's great, right, it's the freedom. It's you may be working
more than you ever did, but it doesn't feel like it. Right.
Yeah, your own boss rocks. It's there's something about it. It takes
a minute to get used to. I have to say. The leap was
terrifying. Yes, it's it's the leap is terrifying, terrifying leap. How
was the first year? It wasn't bad. Yeah, that's how I would
describe my first year. It wasn't bad. I was lucky enough to have
a girlfriend, my wife right now. Yeah, that's up to talk with
you. Yeah, yeah, she was there. Man. So if I
didn't have that fall back up, I got you have been screwed. Okay,
yeah, I hear you. Yeah, I mean, honest to God,
without Danny and Kevin well, I mean it just was in terms of
support, even even moral support. I'll tell you what the big lug you
know, Kevin great Marvel support for real. That's what the rumor is,
just saying he does important thing. So tell me, like, I've known
this guy for years, we have the coinus together. Yeah, yeah,
I wouldn't brag about that. The silent discos have got to be fucking hilarious
to watch. It's so funny and what kills me is all it's I don't
know if they're brand new or not. I mean, how long you've saying
this guy's been around. I don't know. It's about fifteen twenty years.
Have they been that long? A lot of people don't know about them yet.
Yeah. Really I approached venue because they're silent. Yeah, I approach
venues and they don't understand. But they're like, oh, you know what,
let's give it a shot. And like half hour into it, they're
sold and they're like, holy can we swear? Yes? Yeah, they're
like, holy fuck riot please, yeah we would. We danced would go
silent. So at least a singer yeah, yeah, I did see like
I've always been very impressed. And I don't know, I don't know why.
What's going on now? Another doctor? What is going on? All
right, dude, I'm good. I'm good. All right, thank you.
Ye I put on like thirty pounds the last time you saw me.
Thank you. I appreciate it. You look like the last way? Yeah,
well you look down? Did look slimson? I was. I appreciate
look at it. I had a couple. I had a blood test,
so maybe that's why. Yeah, right, I had an oil change.
He had an oil change. Bang you I appreciate. But that he does.
So what he does? They put on these these headphones. Yeah,
and you can pick like five or six different stations to listen to. You
could be you could be deserved. Three there's three. Yeah, I'm sorry.
You look this is dandy. This is what Danny does. Danny gets
all of a sudden, and when Danny speaks, he sounds very authoritative,
so like you know half one, you know, right, you know when
he was talking about d D H. E. A to his wife.
Oh God, I gotta tell you I will be able to satisfy you from
now until eternity. Yes, four minutes. It's a new record, not
satisfy. Hold on, hold on, okay, there it goes. Uh,
but will there be and then we'll get back to alf for in a
second. Will there be a little bit of I told you? Oh,
there already won She hung up a banner in the house. I told you
so twenty four. It's faint because we just celebrate our anniversary yesterday, you
know, so today of course she's like, so what what did the doctor
say? What else did he say? Did you ask him all the questions?
I saw you roll all the questions out. Should you ask him everything?
Yeah, he didn't quite get to all of it? Well, okay,
did he get to the important stuff? I go, well, yeah,
I'm doing fine. No, that's not what you know. Why didn't
you just come out? You know it's kind of there's nothing you can do
about it, But I go, I could still take the vitamins. It's
the extra stuff, yes, that I don't need to take. The actually
looking yeah, I'm trying to put him on them on the Why did you
just bring them? Well you're not look I mean, like you man,
I got a whole bag of supplement because like at Amazon, you have these
subscriptions. If you don't turn them off, they they send them to you.
So now I got like three bottles of dim, three bottles of Born,
three bottles of d H E A. And I'm like great like and
all of a sudden, But but the beat shoes I could keep taking.
I should call uh my son and see, because he takes a lot of
supplements. All right, let's see. Yeah, I'll give him to Jordan's.
I'll throw a bottle of Magnesa outside too, for no cost. You're
right, if you forget, you fucking see your bank account. You like,
Oh my god, I had that happen today. Yeah, as an
app that I'm paying forty dollars for this app month. Snow, it's an
exercise app that I was debating do I do the app or do I do
the gym? And I decided to do the gym, and I didn't cancel
the app. It was like, I had a funny thing happened today.
You bring up your anniversary and I don't know whether to bring this up or
not, but it was a very interesting thing that happened. I had a
meeting this morning and I go to somebody's home. Was where we were meeting,
and I noticed that behind this older gentleman are is the fireplace, the
mantle, and all these cards and absolutely gorgeous flowers around the house. There's
two vases filled with beautiful flowers. So I said, was it somebody's birthday?
And he said, no, it was just my anniversary. Oh.
I thought you were going to go to death. No no, no,
no death, no death, death, no, no, no, Sti'll
bring it up. So I in the conversation. It was a guy and
his son that are running a business together that are probably going to work with
us on the podcast some other social media things. I don't want to say
what the business is yet because I want it hasn't closed. Two. I
don't know that I you should be telling this story necessarily. But in the
conversation, the guy says, the son is talking. I mean, he
goes, yeah, my step brother. Okay, no big deal, right.
So I say, so, now I see all the flowers, the
cards. He says anniversary. I said, how many years are you married?
He says fifty five? Oh, fifty five years? Right. So
we're talking and we're saying something. I go, look and I use as
an example. I said, the one thing you have to be with all
things in life. Is consistent. Consistency. I go, it's like a
diet, you gotta stay consistent and to get the results. Like the gym,
you gotta stay consistent. I go, same thing with other things,
right, advertising, social media, you gotta be consistent. Guy goes,
look at me, Look, you know, he's just being funny. And
then he says, well, I haven't had a drink since nineteen ninety three,
okay, And I said, wow, I'm sorry to hear that.
I said, wow, that's impressive, congratulations. I'm sorry he's missing all
the good nineteen to eighty three at the clock, you missed out on box.
So he says, uh, he goes yeah, because when I drink,
I love everybody. And I said, I go, oh yeah.
He goes, no, like I love everybody, And the sun goes,
Now that stepbrother I was talking about, and I went, wait, what
So apparently there was enough stayed married? Oh wow, fifty five years?
Fifty five years? And then so I so now, because it's me,
I got to ask questions because I'm curious as hell, right, I am
Ralph am I wrong? What the fuck? How does this go? How
does this work? How in the fuck. Does this work would have been
usier if somebody died. Yes, So I say, I go, wait
a second, he goes, yeah, he's like, everybody gets the He
goes, a matter of fact, my wife just with the kid. We're
on vacation. I mean he's an adult now, right, Uh, you
know does all this stuff? Uh, we all just travel. And he
mentions where they went out of the country, another state. He said that
guy's got a house there and my wife has a room in it. Practically
they get along great, they try. He goes, as a matter of
fact, the last time they travel, they all traveled and I didn't go.
He's like, they all went. So then I have to say,
I got to ask the question, how about that guy's mom? And he
goes, they're crazy. Not nobody lecture, but it's you know, it's
a small town. I was like, wow, look at this. That's
amazing to me. And if you met this guy, you would never in
a million years. He looks like just you know, family guy, just
a man who's all about his family and all about stuff. But gave up
drinking. Yep, gave up drinking. That isn't that wild. I found
that wild. I found out, not well, not to drink drinking.
I just found it wild that somewhere along the way somebody was strong enough to
go, I love you enough that we're going to make this work. Yeah,
back home and saying, oh, if I've told the story about the
couple who the mother or the wife is now raising the uh, the illegitimate
offspring of her husband. Oh yeah, yeah you did. Yes, yeah,
but I mean he said, I got customed to that guy kid when
he was you know, about my son's my youngest son's age. And I
was like, that's amazing to me. I went, you know what,
that's amazing. That's amazing that there were people to the wife. Yes,
that's what I mean. You got it, man. You guys like an
Old Testament marriage where you got like two wives and two concubines and the whole
big family. It's like just the twenty six of us. It's just crazy.
Yeah, I found it. That's a lot of milk. Yeah,
that's a lot. Back then, they didn't have refrigeration. I couldn't believe
it because I I've known people to have who have had affairs and stayed married,
and I had heard of the struggles of going through that and all.
And I'm thinking to myself, this had to have happened early nineties, maybe
late eighties, Okay, somewhere on there, I guess. But here's the
thing. I don't know that people weren't as readily talking to therapists. No,
definitely know what I'm saying. I don't. I didn't ask none of
my business, although I am curious, how did this happen? Night?
Not? How did I know how that happened? I know it happens.
Every night was wrong, every night was Melrose Place. No, but you
know what I'm saying, like, it's how does that purchase? Who's this
person that I said, your wife's an angel? And the guy goes absolutely,
that's incredible. Yeah, I found it. I found it almost heartwarming.
That's weird as that sounds. I'm like, wow, that's impressive.
I don't think American's really gotten to therapy until Anna and the Sopranos. Yeah.
I knew you were gonna throw a Sopranos thing in there. But I
don't know that you're wrong. I really don't, because I tell you what
I think more men. I think more men went went to therapy because of
that. They couldn't admit that, Like, like if you go to my
father and talk about a psychologist, never been like what no, so what
what what for now? My dad? My dad, I would never I
think there were certain situations where there were things in the family wound up,
and I don't think my father would even speak. It was just his you
know, the level of comfort or not comfortable with that. And that's all
fine. Everybody you know has their thing, But you're right, and I
think for men it made it way more acceptable from those two. I mean,
like my men are a little more open to talking about stuff. And
when my father got cancer and he knew he I mean it was terminal,
he knew that, And like the first thing they should have done was like
they should have gone because I had a younger brother, was like twelve at
the time, and like they all should have gone. Looking back, they
probably should have gone to therapy or something just to help cope with what it
was going to come. But they that wasn't the thinking in my family.
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, Like he was you who actually convinced
me once to go to therapy. I had I had a Tommy's tired of
you and you got that I had a I had a pediatrician who came to
me, I'm a Scotch bro. I can't thank it. We had my
oldest sons are sixteen months apart, and one of them had severe food allergies
and we weren't sure at the time what it was because he was projectile vomiting
and going through all this stuff. So you don't know exactly. You have
no idea, right, there's no answer. So a priest exercise. The
guy says to me. The pediatrician said to me, you should go to
the therapy. And I'm like, yeah, no, he goes, No,
seriously, you should just go just to be able to He goes.
If if you can't, if you're not good, you're gonna be good for
nobody. You gotta do that. And then uh so I did. I
tried it. All of a sudden, he's like the therapist of the office,
and I gotta say, you like for me? And I say this
a lot, and I even said this to a bunch of uh guys at
that breakfast the other I don't know about talk therapy. I'm not sure.
I think cognitive therapy would be an interesting one to try because it's more about
the present time. What's the difference between cognitive is usually what's happening right now
and talk therapy is usually like my mom was a fucking oh okay, what
and I got Cognitive therapy is I got this hemorrhoid. Well, cognitive therapy
would be trying to deal with stuff in the present day with all the issues
that you have, not going back to find out why we had them.
Ok, you know what I'm saying. And I always worry that when we
go back and start digging, we just stay there. Yeah, nothing gets
solved. Well, yeah, because when I was a life coach, man,
I couldn't get this one guy to stop. But this poor dude,
like when I found stop what I had dealt with like seven or eight people,
and you're basically giving them an excuse to be to remain in this state
of arrested development. In other words, Oh, I have a problem.
It's my life. I go, yeah, we need to fix that now,
you know, I think you figured it out. I'm like, no,
we need to overcome that. No, no, no, we solved
the problem. Like, no, we found the problem. We need to
solve it by doing this. Why was thinking like a life coach would be
more of a check it in. Yeah, what are we doing today?
Where are you at? Hey? Have you tried to push yourself? You
got this man? We couldn't even go upstairs. Really, I'm not joking.
Wow, confused. One time I took him for exposure therapy. All
right, we're gonna take We're gonna take a ride on five ninety. Today
he grabbed the wheel of my car. I said, okay, okay,
we gotta stop. My god, if you died as a life coach,
say Kevin Say. Local life coach and former radio producer Dan Morello found dead
on five ninety after his patient grabbed the wheel. Had a lifeless coach.
He couldn't do anything right. All right, we'll take if they interviewed.
They go to Tobby's house. He's got a glass Scott. I saw it's
Colvin Man. Kevin brought some Guinness chips in, so we're gonna have to
try the Guinness chips. We'll do that when we come back. We got
to talk to alf about uh. I have lots of questions, shoot about
what about you? About you grown up? Oh shit? And where all
this energy comes from? This positive vibe that emanates from you? But eighty
three. He's lived a long life. Now kids, man, no kids,
Well that's the secret. That may be the s he came before the
the ALF the show, ALF the show. Yeah, I got ruined.
Did you see? With lots of questions? Name I put my off on
the shelf up every year. It's a picture of you before you get up
for that midnight snack. I want you to know we'll be right back.
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Help us in this music videos not but we had to make good music video
at a quite as head. Oh you did. This is what the teacher
chose and we didn't. I didn't know this song. I was like,
what is this? But it grew on me. I love it, doubts
it's a racier you from no man any I think uh any projects you play
it? Oh? I feel like I hit a sore spot, like you
know, you know how the the doctor hits your knee for reflex and the
things like there was no reflex there. What's happening? He's okay? Yeah,
I can always tell. I can tell face. I know the face
looking for a drummer. Uh, we might be looking for a lot of
stuff. What alright, just came out of practice? Everything good? Ye
have practice today? Well we were supposed to. Oh wait a minute,
all right, So Kevin got these Guinness chips. I'm gonna try one.
I can't believe you found those a wingments? Yeah god, what that goes
to the bag. That's insane. What are they? They served those for
a communion at Aquinas. Now they're uh, they're like dusted with It was
like a dusted Guinness. What is this? Is it the non alcoholic version
or the regular? I remember, yes, I couldn't tell the difference.
Oh come on, yeah Guinness chips. Oh my god, that's a great
one too freaking way yeah, would you mind? Daddy? Serving size?
You could do it here? Five serving container? Like you're gonna even care.
He's gonna call his doctor first. He just slammed four pieces of pizza,
but I didn't care about one extra tip. Okay, not bad?
No, not bad, not bad? No dusted? Yeah no I could.
I'm a thicker potato myself eating an entire bag of those, or like
maybe you know what, down down down, sell yourself short path. I
think you could do it. I think you got it. Many of the
like the kettle chips, the thickness, those are good man. So Alf,
yes, you are from where your family originally, well, yeah,
Santiago, Chile. I would have never known, but I was three when
I came here, so I don't remember I thinking I've never gone back.
You've never gone back. My parents go, oh my god, I'd love
to go back, but the problem is I'm scared of plains. You are,
yeah, I can only handle like stop, oh my god. Yeah,
we went to this a couple months ago. We went to Alaska,
so we had to fly to Seattle. Holy shit. We had to go
from here to Texas then Seattle, and I'm just just like, oh my
god. How was where an alast drinking on the plane. Where did we
go? Did you do like a cruise? Yeah, we had a cruise.
Yeah the cruise a river cruise. They do river cruises around Alaska and
oh that's cool. Yeah, we didn't do the river cruise. We just
hit the coast. We went to see a glay shore. It was beautiful.
What time are your June bucket list? Everybody needs to go? It
was uh, oh because June ismber okay, something like that. So how
long were the days then, because in June it's like drink a boat.
I don't know. I was at a casino. It's always dark. It
is dark in there. So did you do that as a whole family,
your parents and everybody. No, it's just me and the wife, just
you and the wife and Christine. Really, it's freaking fantastic. Do you
travel like that a lot? Everybody needs to go to Alaska. It's gorgeous.
We just started. This is our second cruise, and we're in love
with cruises. Really, we gotta go back. Okay, somebody who doesn't
like airplanes, I know, I thought I was. But those boats are
so big. You don't feel it. Yeah, you don't feel that thing
rocking. They're huge. We'll take a little diversion here. Yeah. Yeah,
because there's a news story about an airplane that goes a little like this
one way developing this morning, past years on a United flight, happy to
be on the ground after the wing of their plane was damaged. Yeah it
had. Now wait, alf, I'll want you to listen to this story
because I'm going I'm driving still the safest way to travel now. My uncle
was a pilot for Delta Airlines Vietnam Western Airlines. Was that they bought Delta,
bought out Western, and then he became a pilot and he was head
of their union for a while. Yeah, and to make an emergency landing
in Denver, where passengers then boarded a new plane Boston. Could you get
on? They make an emergency landing. You're coming back east, You're coming
back to Rochester. They make a plate they Denver. None of these airports
to landed either, broken plate. I have no idea. I know it's
a mile high. Yah, I don't know. Man, I'd be terrified.
Would you you have to write? You'd have to get back on?
Jerry had any here, said the guy that was on that plane with Sully
was ready to He was on the boat getting off the plane in the water.
Wait, wait, trying to rebook himself. There's a guy, you
guys had somebody I met. Yeah, No, he was on that plane.
He went to Hilton High School and he was in town and he came
in here to talk about it, and he said that there was one guy,
and I would have been with this guy. They landed in the river.
The guy goes, listen, man, I just want to get home
because they were going to put people up in hotels overnight, the airline and
all that. He's soaking wet just out of the river, making I don't
care nine, But what are the chances? When when was the last time
we heard of a major airline noting nothing overseas really counts. I mean maybe
Buffalo. Yeah, and how many years ago was that? fIF fifteen?
So yeah, years ago, yeah, fifteen, which that was a tragic
and horrible situation, but fifteen years ago. All right, We continue with
this story for al Kelly Selvyn is live at Logan Airport this morning, where
one of those passengers landed early this morning and his breathing a site from Boston,
Boston, Logan, Boston. So they were going so they were coming
from the West coast coming back east. So they wound landing in Denver because
of this problem with the plane. But I gotta tell you it was a
passenger that noticed the problem with the Oh, dear god, Kelly, Yeah,
Rachel and Rad that's right. So Kevin Clark said that he landed here
at Logan three hours. Then he was scheduled too, but it doesn't matter.
He said, he's glad to finally be home after some nerve wracking moments
in the air. Yes, okay, So this is his cell phone footage
that they're showing of the wing, and what they're saying is it looks like
like rusted off chips of the flap of the wing. Yes, supposed to
hang like I think they call it bird strikes. So where birds have hit,
right, what's the point exactly? Because it got in the engine.
Now this is just hitting off the wing. So I'm assuming that you're hitting
this thing at what three four hundred miles an hour? I mean, you're
most of it said takeoff and landing because they're not high up in the air
though, right, So I don't know how fast you're going then two three
hundred right, because I just saw I don't know how fast planes go.
I just saw where some planes traveled faster than ever because they caught like wind
drifts. They were going eight hundred miles an hour. Oh yeah, yeah,
what he got back fast the plane intact? Yeah. Clark took this
video of this United Boeing seven to fifty seven planes showing the moment a touchdown
in Denver. United Plate three fifty four was carrying one hundred and sixty five
passengers and was supposed to be flying into Boston. There had to be diverted
after this portion of the wing was coming apart. Clark told us he thought
it was interesting when he was walking down the Jetway and San Francisco and he
saw bird strike forms. He said, the plane took off, So I
don't know what bird strike forms are. That almost sounds like a an pattern.
Well, it sounds like an aeronautic right, I'm going to say it
wrong. Yeah, right, bird strikes form. Right, you're right.
The way they hit the plane, that's the only thing I could take it
as. So this guy notices this when he's getting on the plane. Actually
heard a buzzing noise, but it feeded away. His concern, though,
only grew when he noticed this on the wing. First there's you know,
some panic. But the pilot come back. Wait, the pilot came back.
You listen to this. The pilot came back and looked at it,
took some pictures of it. The pilot comes back, looks at it,
takes some pictures. What are we doing? Said this to Dave. One
guys on the ground, this ship in the air. The guy, if
the pilot walks back, I'm not comfortable with that. Well, that's what
I fear of flying. Well, you got your pilot, your copilot,
your captain. I don't hold that. I have a buddy. I know,
Yes, I have a friend, you know who flies planes, Billy,
And he says once. Once the flights in the air, they're pretty
much got their feet up until like it's time to like descend. Yeah,
because automation. Yeah, everything's pretty much run like they just keep their head
set on the case. Oh we got to reroute this thing. Yeah.
Other than that, you've pretty much taken a nap. Interesting, do you
feel better for it? Takes pictures and stops off quickly something I don't.
I don't like the idea that he's taking pictures and talking to people on the
ground. I just don't like that. There's something about this that doesn't feel.
Yeah, the wits, the wicks flat, but it's like a bird
that's okay, okay. We reached out to United and they told us United
Flight three fifty four was diverted to addressing issue with a slat on the wing
of the aircraft. Clark told us while on the flight, the pilot looked
at it, took pictures, and then safely landed the plane. So once
in Denver. As we mentioned, the passengers all got onto a new plane.
They flew here to Logan with no issues for the shirts. Company also
said that United did a good job handling the entire situation so hard I had
to Mile High Club in Denver. I had no idea he had a fear
of flying, But I remember being on a plane once and them coming out
and all of a sudden seeing the maintenance guys take duck ape and wrap it
around the wing, and then they and then give them to Utah. We
went, yeah, that will you, That's that's nothing. It's take it
off speeds about one hundred and sixty to one hundred and eighty and when they
land it's about one hundred and twenty to one hundred and forty. Okay,
okay, well that'll put your uh the brains of some birds right through its
ass. I mean, come on, but again, the impact of anything
that's like it's it's gotta be like a bullet, right, it's gonna take
a piece of the plane off and way hitting it that fast dented wing.
Yeah, but how about that? Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, doesn't make it little little nervous falls instant movies. I mean,
that's so weird that the guy comes back, he's taking pictures. Can use
your phone? What's your lock the phone? It's just not sure. Well,
I mean is there why to be fair, he knows how to fly
the plane. He does not fix it. I would say, you're right,
I mean mechanics fix it. Can you take a picture of the picture
of it? And when at Seth East they were doing this a normal thing?
Is this normal? Man? Hey? Why does Shelley get all the
credit for and something with it? He's doing the picture like you know,
like in radio right, the two guys, there's always a celebrity. So
the one douchebag always points like that's what he's doing. He's pointed the wing.
Look at this. What I was going to ask and how this all
came up? You've never been back to Chile? Oh no never? So
have you ever met your grandparents? Actually the one of I don't even know
my freaking family history here. Okay, my mother's uh, my mother's mother,
my grandmother on my mother's side, came with us or and she went
to California. Okay, so yeah, so we have family in California here.
Yeah, uh, some went to Australia, okay, and some are
still in Chile. We're all over the place. Was there a civil war
that got you guys out of there, that's what it was. Yeah,
okay, it was the whole Pinoche thing. Okay, and get over here
jobs. Okay. Now they just make wine, so right when you and
yeah, Chile it's really known for great wine. It really is redts,
right. Yeah, I don't know wine. I'm a Chilean. I don't
drink wine. That's funny. I don't. So your parents, your parents
speak they're uh Spanish, Spanish. Yeah my mom My mom picked up English
like that she does Okay, my father still has the broken English. Okay.
So what was it like then? Growing up? You come here,
you're basically you're you're a foreigner, so weird. Yeah. So when we
got here, they sent my two older brothers to school, and I stayed
home and played with kids in the street. And that's how I learned English.
That's how you learn They told me I would come home and start talking
to English. Okay, like what say? Yeah, right, well we
were or how old are your brothers or how much older are your brothers?
I have three ones ten years one's uh six and ones five. So when
they came over, one was about thirteen, yes, okay, and that's
when then going down, So that thirteen is kind of tough. I mean,
did they have a was it hard? Would there we hear the proverbial
bullying, right, English is not your first language by that point, you
right, yeah, yeah, that's it was. It must have been hell
for those three. Well, I can tell you that I've here's the thing
that I've noticed with family members of mine who are from my sisters married to
uh, someone who was married from Somalia. His dad was a diplomat,
and then when the country fell, they came out. So he was six
months old when they came over. But what happens a lot of times with
immigrant families, you know, coming in right now, we'll just say they
got here legally. I know, right now the border is a big deal.
No, but but but the pressure sometimes is really really immense that sometimes
you either have people who are way overachieving to try to fit in and assimilate,
or people who get swept up in the just the easier drugs, it's
easier to try to fit in, so this is the cooler way to go
and you get it, you can have it, can go either way.
I don't know if you notice that or no, never, Okay, that's
interesting. Yeah, yeah, I don't know if it's maybe bigger cities.
I have no idea, but I've been told that from a couple of different
people where they go. Yeah, I know people who you know, some
are just leaders and doctors in this and then in the same family, they've
had people die of overdose. Right, it's terrifying. Yeah. I think
we got super lucky because we already had family here. Okay, that just
took us in and showed us everything. Yeah yeah, yeah, right,
so you kind of had the path. It's it's interesting because funny story,
like family here teaching us how to do things. I was I was three,
so I remember this, but this this story always comes comes, uh
comes up. One of the first nights we came here, we went to
go see family, and the uh they bought a bunch of fries, French
fries. Yeah, put it on the table and they started putting ketchup on
it. I guess they didn't do that in Chile. They're like, what
the fuck you doing? Yeah, it is a very American thing. Yeah,
there was no peanut butter in Chile. Okay, that was new to
my parents when we came here, were like, what the fuck's is that?
Nuts? That is? It's crazy? Yeah, but going, I
mean sounds like everything's been wonderful for you for me. Yes, my parents
they worked their balls off. They really did. They work their ass off,
right, yea or us? Was it hard for them being from another
country? I mean, what how old were your parents? You know when
they came over? Oh? God, horrible, horrible with this. My
my mother found a job at Kodak and my father found a job at this
uh, this manufacturing plant right by our house. And he's just like me,
well, I'm just like him. He uh. He lasted there probably
ten ten years, and he's like, fuck this, I want to be
my own boss. So he got in the catering okay, yes, okay,
okay, and that was and he ran out of here. This very
studio that we're in. No. As soon as we walked up, I
was like, holy shit, but it's either this this studio or the venue
right next door. My my father or was it Lamanda? It was what
was it called funck? What the hell was it called? He ran he
ran in Panamas out of here. I was like, I know where the
Yeah, that's hysterical. That is small world. Yeah. So he uh,
he took the catering and just walked from his job from his boss and
he was his own boss for for thirty forty years. Well that's going up.
It's crazy. Yeah, that's that's impressive. But you got to think,
like, boy the balls. I mean, I can't imagine packing up
my family right, going to a country I don't speak the language, because
i'm I'm that's there's the promise of a better life, Yes, a guarantee
of a better life, the opportunity. And you came here and you started
your own business and it worked because because I'll tell you why, Because you
were persistent, right, because I don't care who whoever you look at as
successful, they weren't always. And part of the reason is they kept in
the race. They stayed doing it. Yeah, and that's part of the
sane. Yeah it is. I think that's how we all, we all
learned it just watching my family. Is that? Where is that? Is
that where the work ethic for you? I mean I think so, yeah,
yeah, my father would not stop and then you always making food selling
he's fighting other venues. And I was like, oh, I see how
this is. But you went and you went to a private school. Yeah,
they hooked us up at Aquinas. Yeah, right, how the hell
they do that? Well, this is what I'm saying, is like that's
his tuition. And you're talking. Was there four kids? There was three
of us that went to Aquinas. Three of you went to Aquinas. Yeah,
the oldest went through a city school and the three of us went to
Aquinas because the oldest one went to a city school, probably would so much
money. I mean, well, how much was Aquinas back then? Not
as much as it is now? Is it? It's bad? Is it
now? When I looked can I just one year? Now is four years?
And we went really what you're kidding? That's insane? Right? Education
they weren't that much when I looked at videos nine something. When I looked
nine and a half, well change, yeah, yeah, we learned about
it, I think it was. And we learned the Bible. Well yeah,
but you know what, I think the Catholic Bibles got like eight extra
books. It's a lot. But I think I think all those schools like
there's uh, your health to a standard, right, Yeah, I'm not
gonna lie. It did help. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure it
did. And I think that when you go to schools like that, not
that it doesn't happen. You and I went to small but probably went to
private schools themselves. Small town. Yeah, but they're just farmer, we're
farmer smart. Yeah, they were just small kids. But I I found
because one of my sons I sent to a private school as well. The
bonds like you just say, look, you guys have friends for life thirty
years. Yeah, right right, So I think that's impressive. Never liked
you either, that's uh. I gotta tell you, man, I'd love
to you know. What is your dad still? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
there's he sings. He sings with alf went Off, does GARYO?
He does? Yeah, I would love to talk to your This is a
crazy thing. My father was a singer in Chile. Him and my uncle
they were they were a band and he had like they played with a big
band that traveled. So any time anytime like a big like US band went
to Chile, they would always open up for him. So kids he's met
like Brenda Lee. Yeah, it's crazy, it's insane. Alvis never left
the country. Would he come back right afraid to fly? That's crazy,
the colonel I got in trouble because I didn't know I wouldn't. I was
a kid. We moved here. I was four or five years old,
and I would sit home and I'd play fucking frisbee with records. They were
his gold records. Your dad, what the fuck you doing? Second?
Your dad was like on the billboard chart to Chile? Is that? It's
so? Your dad was? Hey, so he's a real entertainer. Was
he like, was he a pop singer in Chila? Yeah? He was.
He's well known. Man. It's we always joke about that. If
we would have stayed there, we would have been rich. But we can't
hear your old man, isn't it insane? Gave up all that right because
people will tell you being famous anywhere he's addictive. People are nicer to you,
They treat you well. You get free ship. Your old man gave
all that up to come make a better life for you. Man. You
better never a cross word ever. Your life. Family rocks. Wow,
crazy that is we didn't know you do it? It's the old record And
now here's elve's family climbing a number two on the Billboard one hundred. We
need to that's crazy. Is it possible that your dad would come in?
I would love to do it. Well, he's he just hit surgery.
Okay, no, give me a little time, give him a little bit.
Yeah, but I mean he's not a count right now. He can't
move. Yeah all right, yeah, but mom came in with a broca,
tell your dad and stuff off. All right? Well that wow,
that's interesting. Yeah. I mean same energy and positivity as you the whole
family. Yeah. So you don't even songs on YouTube? They are Yeah,
I could probably find them. Oh we got a bump, Yeah,
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I haven't seen this. I'm sure it is. Are they skinny,
good looking guys? Yeah? Yeah, that's lost lots the dollars, the
dollar dance. It sounds like they could be the most secis guys, Yes,
the most interesting. He speaks Spanish. And so when your your dad
comes out to karaoke, Yeah, what does he say? He always he
goes for Elvis always. Yeah, it's always Elvis, always Elvis was Elvis.
I see, now that's your curiosity to me because I said to Danny
jokingly, your dad opened for Elvis, and Danny said, he never left
the country. But I wonder if no Colonel Parker couldn't leave the country.
Colonel Parker didn't have a part. I remember the movie. So Elvis wanted
to like leave Colonel Parker. No, week kind not. I thought he
went to Japan at one point. No, I don't think something, you
know, just Hawaii after Colonel would do. That's crazy, poor Elvis.
They put an accordion in there. It was the last time you hurt an
accordion. They all out bugs by Pearl jam on the Vitalogy album five years
ago. God damn, you pulled that out this thirty years ago. Excuse
me, I'm Pearl James. Stand where I was? What are you?
What are you in a band? A singer? Yeah? Well, and
your dad. I'm blown away by this. I am just absolutely blown away
by the fact that your old man was a recording artist in Chile. Insane
everything. It's good. It's a good family, man, Yeah, it's
a really good family. What are your siblings do? Uh, let's see
Mario, Uh, let's see. Uh my my oldest is retired. My
oldest. Yeah. Then there's Da Sorry, there's Mario, who is a
nurse. Okay, and he's also in a bunch of bands in town.
Yeah, he's in a tryst for one of those one of those big bands.
He's a drummer and trist He's the guitar player in Vinyl Okay, yeah,
uh, he's the drummer in an Iron Maiden tribute band now in an
Iron Maiden tribute he was also he was also the drummer in a Genesis tribute
band too. They're still kicking, They're still Yeah. They'll play once like
three times a year. That's it. Like what's a quarter or something called
the waiting room? Waiting room? Yeah, wow, it's insane. Gabriel
and music here besides no, no, nope, just gave it up.
Wow, gave it up. My brother Rodney's a teacher at Hilton. Okay,
did you as a monster guitar player too? But everybody got Dad's talent.
It's crazy mom sing uh no, no, no, no, she
was just hot groopie. She was hot groopy. Now that you think about
it, I'm sorry, I was just thinking hot groopye. Danny sent me
a story. When I clicked the link, it says, uh, this
page does not exist, okay, And it was Danny writing something, but
it spurred something that happened outside of here last night I'm going to the bathroom
and I can smell we big time, and I hear this, hey sir.
That's when you know you're old, because when they start going hey sir,
hey sir, and I go, hey, man, what's happening you
guys? Like she's just waiting for my food. I'm getting ribs. I
go, yeah, I can smell the weed. I go, how good
are those ribs? He starts laughing hysterically. I go to the bathroom.
I come back. Guys like yeah, because I'm still waiting on those ribs.
I go, these ribs are gonna be the best ribs you've ever had.
I go, Franks, yes, it does. I go. The
weed is gonna make these so much better. I go, you know what
these do? You know what? These ribs are gonna taste like. These
ribs are gonna taste like the best pussy you've ever had. This kid fucking
loses it. He must have laughed for ten minutes, you know, stoner
laugh. But what was the article you said? It's says something in the
headline, and I can't show it. So there's this woman who, like
all of a sudden, like she was just take a medical marijuana okay,
because she had a medical marijuana license and she was buying it from a dispensary
from the state and apparently New York State, and apparently she was getting poisoned
by this marijuana. Come to find out that there was like metals and other
fillers in the marijuana. Shocker, because like they pretty much put anything in
food nowadays to fill it up. You know, the FDA just approved pretty
much anything. So this like all of a sudden, they found that there
were metals and other chemicals inside the weed that she was eating, and she
was getting sick because of the medical marijuana, the medical marijuana. This is
interesting because now other states have had we have. You would think you would
hear more of this, right and this story would make headlines. I wonder
why the page doesn't exist anymore, or at least maybe it was a bad
link you sent. May exist. Said no, I'm sure it did.
But I wonder her so many shut it down because they don't want it out
there. We don't have a problem, I don't. We don't have a
marijuana problem. I don't even got to get a guy. Well, this
is why I'm curious, because how come Colorado we've never heard this with Colorado.
We've never heard it with Massachusetts. I haven't heard it with any main
with you know where medicinal marijuana was first and then it became legalized marijuana.
Think marijuana is shutting it down? Yeah, but it hushed. But I'm
going I think I don't understand, Like I love the gummies. Matter of
fact, now there's somebody who's selling Somebody gave me THC infused water that they
sell. They sell that in Tennessee at a gas station. What huh wait
at a gas station. Yes, in Bushnell's Base and you go into the
gas station and they have a great craft beer selection, and that's where this
guy claims he bought it. I didn't know you could, I thought,
but it's twenty it's twenty milligrams. Oh, who's the stripping that. I
don't know. You know what I should bring the cannon. I haven't Tennessee.
Like when we went to Nashville. Yeah, they were. They couldn't
sell in the bars, but they could sell in the restaurants. It was
weird. They were selling THC in fuse seltzer water. Really yeah, yeah,
melly out a little bit. I don't I don't have a problem with
it. I don't like hearing that because I think that that's terrible. Yeah,
Natal, we want to avoid the idea is that like, okay,
so there's a lot of fentanyl going around. We've seen the commercials. Now
it's like, yeah, I get one of those narcan think it's the way
to time out. How do we just stop, you know, using drugs?
But we'll never prevent that. So what happens is it says I take
supplements, I saved save type of you're on that vein, my friend,
you're on that vain drugs in my life. Help me stay healthy. It's
lived longer, more powerful life. Help you stay stay healthy. Nelson,
Right, old point. The point is, though, is that they are
starting to find fentanyl in like yes, let's put the non state regulated marijuana.
Right. So they go go to the dispensary. You know it's clean,
you know it's from in the government. And then then you realize,
wait a minute, Oh, it's one lady that they probably didn't like our
government. I mean for crying out loud. Asper tape, Asper tape could
kill you, aspird cauld kill you. Uh seen the metafhit could kill you.
All these drugs that they've approved can kill you. So all these fillers
that they put in food. Look, just look at something that's processed when
you go to the supermarket and just read the label. Here, you can't
even understand what do you know? What do you know what xanthem gum is?
No? But how about wood rosin right exactly whatever? You'll see it
on the back of a gatory bottle or whatever. Yellow five, yellow,
yellow six, yellow seven, red five. I mean so old die five
was supposed to make like kids hyper and all, yeah, so and then
they yelled number in a minute and they found out, like I know,
somebody who's kid. They found out that it was red dye five who led
them to having turets. They figured out once they took that, removed that
from their diet. They stopped the tourett they stopped having as many tourets episodes,
but the yeah ticks. But the point is, though, is that
you're supposed to trust, like, yeah, what job to do medical marijuana?
And you couldn't get that right person. Remember the tenth can I playing
the tennis team with us in Aquitas and Tourette's Do I not remember this?
In glasses? But I can't be out, he'd get ready to serve it.
He just have He would just have meltonretts. How do I not remember
that? How did I die laughing? We were always laughing. Came were
going to Tourette's. We're playing tennis. No, he just would make noises,
click, Brian something. I feel like, Yeah, wasn't there a
chick on Ali McBeal. I think it was Anne Haysh played the part of
the woman who had Tourett's and she would just like start swearing and saying dirty
words. I don't remember that. I don't remember that A mcbill. I'm
not saying I probably could have been. I just don't melrose Place. I
believe he brought up mel Man. Those are Thursday nights CBS. They're still
there, dude. Luke Berry Cyber was very good. It's the vitamins in
the supplement. You should try medical marijuana. You should try a gummy.
I think you should try. Like, I can't do gummies, man,
Nobody like a five milligram. Go right to heroin a two and a half
milligram. Don't do that two and a half milligram. See the problem they
used to say when with the joints was that people would dip them in p
A U PCP, PCP, yes, yes, or angel dust and angels.
I remember a kid getting arrested in sixth grade for having angel dust in
my school. Jeff Vadney got arrested for having I guess yeah, yeah,
I'm pretty sure it was Jeff Vaddney, but he was tried like a minor.
How many gummy would you takeup the head of getness flavored gummy? No?
I don't like. I don't like getting too high where I can't do
anything. Six picture like catatonic off with like the microdosing and pictures you've done
micro dosing? No microdosing of of gummies? No, but there's that is
done for psychologic therapy. I've heard a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've heard that. I'm so scared I can't do it. Are do
you have a lot of fears? I do? Do you really spiders?
Spiders? I don't bite spiders. I just don't like the spiders that read
hair on them with it those eyes and yeah you know they smile at and
you're like, fuck tarantula. Yeah all right, so planes, Yeah,
British, what about what about? What about the Balkans? They have a
friend who is a Balkan Chileans, that's fantastic. Any other Latin American countries,
South America country, Brazilians? Are you fred to Brazilian? Brazilian could
be painful. I was told by a lot of friends from Brazil. I
was told my my friend that like everything in Brazil is designed to kill you.
Is that true? It sounds it could be Columbia. Okay, probably
that too. Yeah, it could be the Brazil Columbia. Wow, it
could be wrong. And your parents go back, family is still there.
I wonder if dad goes back and never performs, has a reunion tour.
Oh my god, you know'd amazing? Just want to be for some I
thought you were for some Like a Current Affair type of show comes up to
America and finds Alf's dad does a documentary, Yes, airs it in Chile,
and all of a sudden, like he Netflix, we found so and
so we'll do the documentary. We'll do a documentary on your dad. This
would be amazing. You're uncle, What happened to You're uncle? He's in
Australia. Okay, no, no, no, wait no he's beck in
Chile. Okay, yeah, he's he's what was she doing? Why did
so? He left during the Civil War? My my family did. The
family pretty much said, you know, we're gonna stay here. You guys
go there, and then they came here. We came here, and then
we split here. Some went to California, some went to Toronto, Rochester.
Yeah, well cod code egg xerox. Yeah. Do they have residuals
in Chile for money for the music? Did your dad get a fat check
that nobody hot? Did you dad look it up and go, oh,
lou Graham Bright, we'll go there. Yeah, you're deaf, had this
fat check from five years I'm so badly want to talk to your dad.
I think there was a really interesting conversation about one coming here but giving all
that up, you know, and you don't realize when you're a kid,
you don't see this, of course, And then went to you because you're
your parents, right right, you just do they do. And you hit
your forties and you're like, oh, yes, you and your brother should
learn his song and do a one off learn his songs and do a one
off show somewhere. Are you sure about this? Yeah? I don't know
about that. Yeah, well wait, wait a second next year is a
big year for you? What's next year? Big five? Oh? But
oh I'm forty nine. I'll be forty nine a couple months right now,
I'm next twenty five. Yeah, you're right, twenty furry. I never
I never passed math. I know I cheated off you. I never passed
it either. I got. I got a twenty four on my math final
examined quite as remember that twenty four? Wow, yeah, you get.
You probably get like ten plays from in your name. Even we don't want
Tom back. You can counter four playing drums twenty four. That's that's an
interesting thing. Music and math are very similar, there are, yea.
Yeah, I just didn't understand that. A lot of a lot of math
in uh in music, while at least writing music and maybe reading to a
little bit. Danny, you don't read, read write? I read all
the time. No reading. I can't read music. That means what I
meant? My wife can't I read all the time? What are you talking
about? I know you read. Yeah, I know you can read.
I didn't read. Is he smart or is he like me? I once
I got approached, maybe like seven years ago, by a band on a
cruise ship or like a promoter a producer. It was putting a band on
a cruise ship and they're like, hey, we need a drummerre you interested.
I was like, yeah, sure, absolutely, and they gave me
the list of songs that it's a brown eyed girl. It's all. It's
all, you know, pocket easy ship. And I was like, you
know, let me let me sleep on this. That's pretty cool. In
his question was can you read music? And I'm like no, and he
goes, oh, he can't hire you. And I was like, fucking
proud eyed girl, right, come on, wow, kiddy me, it's
pocket songs. It's just tell me how to start it. Why why you
never tried to learn? Never wanted to learn? No, and I never
It was just all it's all by ear. Once once you start learning by
ear, you just don't go back YouTube. Yeah, it's ears and patterns,
patterns. You're like, it's really it's actually easier than like, once
you learn the song. It's actually easier than remembering the lyrics because every word
is different, whereas the song patterns are pretty much like all just the same,
you know, it's just different versions. But it's pretty It's a lot
easier to learn the music than it is to learn the lyrics. Wow,
So when did you ever play Guitar Hero? Yes you did? Why because
I'm like, no, this is how it goes true. It's not blue.
That's interesting. It's like it's like if you if you actually like just
like uh, if you if you have the volume down a Guitar Hero.
This it's just clicking noises like click yeah, click yeah. It is by
the way, like you know, Guitar Hero kind of like went away.
It did, it did, totally disappeared, just dropped. I don't know
why. It was great for classic rock. Yeah, because it brought a
whole new interest into a lot of them. Kids were like, who's this
row tall person? Right? Well, but I mean I think even Poison,
yeah, you had there's a resurgence and an interest. We played nothing
but a good times. It was nothing but a good time. At least
it was a little bit like an episode of South Park where they're playing Guitar
Hero and then Stan's dad comes out in his robe in his underwear with the
guitar and he's trying to play Kansas. They're like, Dad, this sucks
episode and he's really plays singing the song too. For the seasons, like
they get out of it here. That's uh oh man, I forgot about
that episode. Be careful of the of the maryor want to New York State
if you've got a yeah, please people the dispensary is I but that's the
first I've ever heard of that. Yeah, I know, you think they
get one thing right and then they took but they took the article. That's
why I'm wondering fake news. Possibly possibly might paid news. Maybe someone's getting
to it. Well, thinking about this New York State, Like even when
we started like doing, when gambling was going throughout the country, you could
bet on draft Kings. Now New York State put the kibosh on until college.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I put the kibosh on it
because I used to do DraftKings ads when I was on the radio and then
they go, hey, we got to stop. I go, why was
I doing something wrong? No, New York State, the ad the a
D like has like put a moratorium on it until they get their palms grease,
palm grease. They made more money than any other state in the shortest
period of time. They made more than Jersey, which started a few months
maybe a year proba because they looked next door everybody was going to Jersey to
gamble. So that's when that's what really pushed it through. But then I
loved it too on the radio because we did those draft kings. They paid
and paid. They cut a huge deal with one of those companies. I
did pretty good at the race the other day. Oh how about this guy
you called race NASCAR? Yeah, we called rac and Randy and Randy was
like, piss tist. He goes, I don't know how some guy.
Yeah, because I used to call Randy. I go, Rady, give
me the six guys. Okay, here's where you bet. I go,
Randy, that's way over the salary cap. You gotta you gotta spread it
out. I don't have why people people are looking they want to call in.
I guess, oh, okay, Randy, because there's a salary cap.
You could pick six drivers and Randy would pick like the five or six
basket, and no, we got to spread it out and figure out,
you know, who's doing what. So I would send him the list and
he picked me six drivers and we never won. So you won, Kevin,
I just pick Kevin won five dollars and the manufacturer Kevin did five dollars.
I like on one hundred and five. Oh wow, it was William
Byron. So when we tell Randy Randsley, well good for him. I'll
tell you what I don't know how well you can call us the biggest wreck
in the entire race and go out the winter. I'm still trying to figure
that one out. Pissed thought have been like three or four hundred of a
j Allmendinger. When I took one guy a name that I had heard of
and just had long odds, I'm like, let me throw five bucks at
that's how that's how you win with tracking. That's a color. That's a
nice color. Car. I'll take that one. You gotta, yeah,
you gotta like butt the long shots. We're going to make money, all
right? I have the phones are open? What are people trying to call?
Somebody said that they wanted you to answer the phone, So okay,
I just checked the book face, I got you. All right. Well,
let's see, I'll play one of the messages. Let's see here here
we go, Hey Bill, that's it, that was all this and the
other is this one? Hey Billy, what's going on? Bro? I'm
keeping track. Don't worry the forgetting the call caller you were on the air.
Hello, Wait, hang on a second, I have to change this
room. Oh double yeah, we're right here. We answered, We answered
Hello, Bill? Hello? Do you know what this is? I?
Do you? Is this purse pisser? No, it's Chris Lubber. Oh
what's up? Lub Christopher Luber? Buba? Hey man? How you been?
Is that Bill Moran and Kelly English really engaged? I believe Hi?
Is that Kelly? Hi? Kelly? Oh? These are friends? Hey,
okay, I have fans fan Bill, Bill, I've been on the
show. This is Wayne County Squares. I know exactly who it is.
I know exactly who it is. How you been? Pretty good? Good?
And I'm so proud of you. What I just showed up and they're
feeding me alcohol. There there's a bit of a delay, but and I
hate to tell you this, but I have not listened or watched your podcast
until today, and something told me to just look it up. And I've
seen that beautiful bald man over there sipping the red cup and I was like,
Babe, that's Elfie. Well, I don't know if I should be
insulted or please. I'm not sure what to think here. I haven't do
we do something that offended you. No, no, not at all.
Life goes on. No, I know you guys have a lot going on,
right, you had the fire and correct Yeah, yeah, how are
things been? I remember the fire, and I know you've got a lot.
So we're doing okay in that day by day. Yeah, but everybody,
this was like a really scary I remember you. We had you on
and you told us about it, Chris with the you know, all of
a sudden feeling the door and trying to get everybody out and waking the kids
up and making sure they get out, and then you went back in.
Yep, yeah, I remember the whole story. There. Well you sound
good. Yeah, yeah, all right, Well as do you. Well.
I appreciate it, and I hope I'm glad you. I'm glad you
checked in. Look at this. You got a little nudshove crazy from the
other side to check it out. It's insane. It is insane. Thank
you, Chris, Love you guys. Kelly. Yeah, yeah, I
love you from you. Love you too. There you go, all right.
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Alfie's Dead six Perfect English Yeah two and Keith Yeah, He's out a key
and everything, got the cigarette in his mouth, and Sina and Richards come
into a town your years, Little t and A the name of this song
for the Rolling Stones and one of the few that Keith got to see him
lead on. Did you have to censor words in this song when you released
it? This song came out at the c MF. I don't because there's
swear words in it. Yeah, I don't think we have. I don't
think we played it. Oh No, I don't think Friday, because I've
heard it on the radio. Yeah. I don't remember playing a Little Tea
and I ever, I don't, but I know the song. I don't
remember playing on there and I don't we played that iPod Friday. I remember
we did it was I came out of my iPod and if I caught it
and I hit the button. Oh, I remember, because I didn't realize
it had a swear word. Well, some girls had a song. It
was a song you couldn't play on the radio because they had all kinds of
things just not go over very well. But the Yeah, the Stone is
going back on tour. Yes, they're gonna be down in Chile with the
Insane House. I can't. I cannot get over them. It's phenomenal to
me. It's crazy. I saw yeah last night and every once in a
while this will come up. But something came up about uh uh I said,
there's a lot of similarities between rich and poor in terms of they're not
right where there there's a there's a huge economic disparity. Yeah, but like
like a Pacific ocean. Yes, but when we think about like day drinking.
Oh yeah, you know what I mean, they both doth the's a
success or lock thereof like drinking at three o'clock on Tuesday, saying that's all
I'm saying. They could go either way. It's a forty or it's a
it's a it's a merlow. How about this, here's another one. I
could go both ways on that day drinking, do you know what I mean?
But you could really think about it. Some days they drinking up and
you know in the Hamptons, right, or or they drinking in the in
the Macedon. I don't know, your day drinking in your kiddie pool,
right, right right? How about this one? Going to rehab? Oh
yeah, right, both sides. Yes, So I with very rich people
room with Charlie and uh yeah, a lot of very very rich people go
to rehab. Yeah. A lot of very very poor people end up going
to rehab. Oh sometimes sometimes, Yeah, it's terrible, which would be
the worst detox. Ever, but you ever seen the Bookie episode where they
go they have to track Charlie Sheenos the money, so they go into this
rehaun Charlie back a rehab. No, no, man, I'm running the
game here like they're all playing poker and crap because no, no, I'm
clean. Oh well, the wine and shaving the money. Oh the money.
Yeah, I can get you a job that could pay you back.
But yeah, you're right, because there's broke dudes there. There's Charlie Sheen
on the list having a bunch of kids, right, having a bunch of
kids. How about having a bunch of kids with multiple women? Rich guys
Quincy Jones. We talked about him the other night, Uincy Jones, rich
guy. Oh yeah, and then uh, you just I don't know you.
You'll find it. I pay twelve alibodies and I'm still the richest mofo
in music. Nick Cannon, Well as you couldn't figure it, but they
can. Enrich and Doug's in here last night, he goes, I had
a couple in my uber and they're arguing over the fact that their son has
seven kids with six different women. Travis One's about to have twins and they
go and they're arguing the back like I guess the wife's saying something, and
they were the guy pulled Doug, I guess into the guy. I couldn't
figure out how Doug got involved, but the guy was going, it's not
our problem. We have our life to live. He's doing this, we
can't you know. But I go, probably not a rich guy. I'm
thinking your parents are taking ubers. So my wife has relatives who are from
Indiana, okay, and the stick's part of Indiana. Right. So one
time, I don't know why I cracked up over this. She goes,
oh, my cousin knocked up another girl. This is number four. I
go, Did I meet him at your grandmother's funeral? She goes, no,
these are Indiana people. And I couldn't stop laughing the way she said
it, because it's like, oh, oh, that's typical for them.
That's the big deal. You know. Well how about that? How about
okay? In breeding a lot of rich I mean, I know it's the
royal family. Family we do. I think there's I think so well,
okay, here's here's the most famous story Malaysia. How about Adam and Eve?
Right, Okay, you had Adam and Eve. Then you had Kane
and Abel. So when Caine slew Abel, yeah, we went to class.
Oh do you Okay, let's tell the story. He slew Able and
he goes, I'm gonna go out. Everybody in the world is gonna kill
me. Who are these other people? Well, Caine married one of his
sisters. They didn't talk about the rest of the family. Yeah, there
was like more and like they you know, you know they were banging larius
ls a bunch of horrors. Yeah. Stealing money be another one. Rich
people steal money. I've seen succession, yeah right. And old white women.
Yeah, old white women, that's right. Getting someone else to drive
you around toothlessetti movie cream. Came back to the farm last night. You
brought me off right to the blue room. I saw Alfie still chugging those
red bulls of vodka. Man, I say, hey, I've done my
weight, red bullet bud, come mat. I don't know. It just
was a but yeah, no, it makes a lot of sense, you
know. They said, the further you go out on one to wind,
the closer you get to the other. That's right, coming all the way
around full circle about eating cheese just by itself. Oh yeah, you're so
poor. You get the government cheese cheese, the radios. You could get
Colby Jack, Colby Jack. Why do you like Colby Jack? Coby Jack
is good? Is Kolby Jack? By the way, government cheese. I
don't know Kennedy, but I mean like you get you get the Kobe Jack
or you get the charcuterie board. That's what I mean. The rich people.
The guy that could actually double as a spread crackers. Chris Lubert had
called just a little while ago wanted to say hot Alfie. Oh, and
then just a few days ago he left me a message on Facebook message but
you could leave a voice message. Oh yeah you can. Yeah, so
I'm gonna play. He just he just sent a message saying, can you
play my joke? I don't remember. I don't think. I'm not sure
if I listened to this whole thing or not. Let's see, Hey,
Bill, how you doing. Long time no talk? I met somebody recently
that I think you might be interested in having on the show. He's actually
a Mexican magician and already I know it sounds crazy, but he has this
vanishing act that he does, and he literally all he has to do is
count to three. Who know, dose poof? He vanished without a trace.
That's the joke, you vanished without a trace. Phelps was writing that
one down right, we've vanished without a trade. I thought there'd be more
of a you know, it was okay, you know, yeah, so
I did to look up. I did look up government cheese, and the
flavor of government cheese is compared to a mild cheddar or velveta or velvet okay,
yeah, blended cheese. That you think so, because in school,
like when we didn't get no we got we got government cheese which came in
blocks. I thought, was this like velveta figs, Like yeah, yeah,
it's kind of like thelvito, but Velveto was very soft. We didn't
I wasn't allowed to have Velvit as a kid because it was like processed cheese
poison. Yeah, we didn't have any of this stuff. I had puffed
rice. I didn't get any of the cereals. A fan of Alvita,
especially like you know the co on you made a of course you don't Likelvia.
Your father was like Velveta a remember that episode of the show on Saturday
Y Live. Yeah, so your grandmother reaches for a buck of velvet.
Oh, take my grandmother's craven spit out his stak sandwiches. People like,
putt velvet down. I'm like, no, you do. You don't want
to be It's just it's creamy and it's just pumped with ship and taste cheese.
Was it tastes good? That's what it tastes good. Everything tastes good.
That's all we want. We want it to be yummy, Dan,
that's all we really care. Worry about the death part. Orry about the
death part later. Hey do they have I wonder if they have cameo in
Chile and if your dad your if your dad could be doing cameos for people,
or the check is getting the right from the kids? Wear it up.
It's a genius. Who do you think the most expensive person on cameo
is? Right now? Most expensive? Most rock? It's not. I
was surprised by this because look like he's hurting from money the rock. Why
what do you mean? So apparently his last few movies have bombed. He
invested a lot of money in the UFL, which was the XFL and the
USFL, and he's getting more into wrestling. He's part of the board in
Ko because he's not because the money he's he's been trying to he's just not
making any money anymore. His movies are bombing, he's not getting well like
in Hollywood. The whole thing in Maui really didn't work out with Oprah.
He got a lot of backlash for that his investments, so now they aren't
really working out for him. Now this could just be rumored innuendo, but
now he's getting back ato wrestling like all the wrestling time. It seems weird
to me that he's all of a sudden becoming a heel. I go,
you were, well, the one of the biggest box office draws in the
country, right. Well, the reason he's turning into a heel is because
there's been this story about Cody Rhoades chasing his father's dream of winning the WWE
title, and they were he won the Royal Rumble, but no, we're
going to have the rock faced Roman reigns for the championship and the fans lost
their minds over it. So the w W is pivoting. They're pivoting and
they're making the Rock, but the Rock is willing to do all this.
So you're saying he's doing it because he needs the money. Yeah, but
he is on the board of w W at this point. But why would
you need to do that? Maybe he doesn't. Why would you need to
do it? But they've been talking about doing it for two years. And
he also has that sitcom about that was pretty good and they canceled it.
Okay, he got a big company, a water company. Yeah, those
things do cost money. I don't know. I have no idea. I
mean, I don't think he's hurting for money at all. It's just I'm
not saying he's hurting for money. But you rise to your next level of
broke. Who had that on the Bengal board tonight? Yes, And so
you invest and sometimes like, okay, you want to hear a good one
now. Jeff Bezos, vounder of Amazon, just sold about half a billion
dollars worth of Amazon stock to change Why. Probably because he's going to run
for something. No, because because stock market's about to hit the crap.
Oh daddy, oh dandy. Tommy Tubberville's a senator. He sold a bunch
of stuff and he bet on puts against the American economy, I'm telling you,
And so everyone's gearing up they're getting, They're grabbing whatever they can right
now. How deep down the rabbit hole were you when you saw this?
Dade? I don't believe any you know, I built this Noah's Ark and
you guys all have to say, no, are you what? Sammy the
most expensive cameo at twenty five hundred dollars? Hang on, we know who
day were Swift? No, no, wait, no, she's not.
I don't think she's on cameo. Rock is either Caitlyn Jenner? Seriously,
yeah, twenty five hundred dollars? Do you talk about Caitlyn's uh the Catholic
experience? I don't know? For an extra five his Bruce three box of
waedies? Wait, how about this one? I did see? Uh,
Mick who has come to town to be tv TB which many people thought was
a boy band from the nineties. But it's not as a restaurant. It's
BTV. Yeah, y actioned off on lunch for charity, a bunch of
appearances of Red Wings games. How much do you think he is on a
cameo? Five ninety nine? What ninety nine dollars? That's it? Yeah,
I'm on it for cameo. This is the nicest guy in the history.
I bet he gives the ninety nine dollars away. He's got nothing to
do, you know what I mean, I wouldn't maybe and gave it to
charity. Just not saying anything. Just I don't you know, I don't
know. I think cameo now has a bunch of people you've never heard of,
Like I don't know if they're Gosh, Clay Travis would do, would
do cameo. There's a guy in buff you could do cameo. Yeah,
there's a radio guy in Buffalo. I'm not gonna say who it is.
We've we've met him, Okay, and what the in a radio event that
week is doesn't from the basement. No, there's a there's a there's a
sports guy who does cameos to like make money for his scholarship of fun that
he gives to his local high school. All right, well, yeah,
I have no problem, capaccio. Yeah, no, no, no,
no mine. And I'm sure you know, as long as you're not pocketing
it, if it was going to a good cause, it's a nice thing.
It's okay. A lot of guys like are pocketing, like like these
guys out of Boston, right, these sports radio hosts, they all do
it. They do they all do it. It's all the frat boys out
in Boston. Well that'd be funny. I'm sure you know money, Yeah
it is. It probably is very The guys from barstool do it. Okay.
Well see that's what I mean is and they're not as universally known.
They're known more of it in a niche group, but not Mark McGrath from
Sugar Ray. He did a cado where he broke up with somebody. Somebody.
Man, it's actually pretty brilliant. Hey man, that's good. She's
just kind of done with you. And yeah, he was really a plenty
of other fish in the sea that every about it. You'll be looking for
some the one you got. Just read the way, all right, Danny.
Now you got everybody worried about the economy. It's not if it's when.
Man, I hate saying it. I don't like it. Yeah,
you don't hate saying it. You say it with a little no. I
don't say that, you say it. I'm more worried about hint Lee because
he knows he's got an extra eighty bucks a month in his account. Now
the doctor throw something. He says it's the same way that says I told
you the supplements were bad, the same hint of Glee, the same hintock
Glee. Right there, Danny just got a hundred bucks a month raised.
I need to see opinion. Alf has been Yeah great. I really enjoyed
all the stories and UHT tonight we got the behind the music, but you're
dead. Thanks for the chips, thanks for the booze, the chips,
the boas the booze. Kevin brought it all. Yeah, I want.
I once made fun of Kevin to get mad at me because he brought in
a couple of bobs a while. I go, you've never done this before,
and he rightfully so pointed out, I bring stuff in all the time.
You just don't pay attention. You guys would lose if sudden shock.
I brought the pizza and might never said that too. For Kevin Muir who
brings it off, for alf uh, his dad is a superstar in Chile
who knew. And for Dan Barrillo was warning you the economy is about to
go in the tanker. I'm Bill Moran, George, I don't believe him.
I'll see you tomorrow.