Hello, everyone, Welcome back to He's a Guy, Dune and Dragons after
such a long time off, after us going to England and have an incredible
time after my birthday, after everything. I saw the homeless guy pissed on
a box. He saw a homeless person fit. We had a bunch of
drug people talk to us in the streets. Yeah, I remember that guy
in the subway. He was called did haircut. He did say when we
all went to England, as if the two of us don't just live there,
we all journey to England. We all journey to England. I sometimes
refer to London as England. Did I ever tell you that? Like I
used to refer to like the human starting areas in World of Warcraft as England,
So I'd be like, we're going to go back to the English capital
of storm Wind. Yeah, Well, because I just want yeah anyway out
here. I'm here with Cody Swabty. Hello, it's me Cody Swabty.
I'm here with I'm here with Willhelm Daniel Green. I just want to start
by saying thank you for taking the time to listen to my talk today.
I want to talk to you about the dangers of eating cat litter. So
one gross. Two, I assume like a parasite's in there or something like,
there's got to be at least some type of parasite you could get from
eating cat litter, like especially like used cat litter. So cat litter,
Yeah, exactly, not no questions yet, that's coming at the end of
the lecture. Uh. The second is so we've covered you in review.
But the second is the nutritional Uh, I assume just not very you know,
I think I think that's not a nutritious diet involves cat excrement. And
then the third and final point is just try it, just go nuts,
you know, why not give it a girl, What do you gotta lose.
I'm not gonna yes, angel bit, I'm here with I'm gonna go
No, we move on. Daniel Green, ever, just wakes up one
day and he's just like the Kayla like this is my name now, yeah,
I didn't change his name. In the middle of the night, Kayla
will wake up, Daniel Green's not there. She will go to the kitchen.
Daniel Greens there with cat litter around his mouth like a singular spotlights whatever.
Just know what it looks like. Okay, that's like she gets a
cup of milk and goes back to bed because it's the same ship she sees
every night. Okay, that's actually I was referencing, like, did anyone
else see those like videos in school where like they would tell you like how
to properly cook meat, and then like stuff that's like okay, yeah,
you should probably learn this, and always included was like and don't eat cat
litter, which I was an epidemic. You'll get it. I had to
cook meat in school. You're getting anti cat litter propaganda throughout your life.
It's just been in all of your like and that. When Tech said I
had never I have never, I thought you were gonna say, I have
never been told Nazi cat litter in my life. I want to cook meat.
You're not in school. They didn't teach us that ship. He didn't
even he didn't go to school. I guess the US streets. Yeah,
he put Pennsylvania. I thought more people had been shown in health class of
video that included the information like don't I but you're right, b I was
just in that class. I have never been shown. I have never been
told Nazi cat litter until this moment right now. That is not something for
it. Yeah, we don't. We don't trust all. I don't have
a cat, but I could find some cat litter. I got a cat
guy, if you need one. Ghost God, I kind of want to
try it now. Sorry, I won't. He hey when no one breaks
Hey, I'm normally brig a Tony over you, and I'm finally here with
Anthony Teking one O one Big Tony. I still don't have a fake cigar,
so I have this marker. It was nine minutes from getting to thirty
minutes of delay. This is some bullshit, regular all your It was just
you know, Norman doing a rank cafe anyway. Now Norman, yes,
is caicly the host of Yeah true, Okay Norman. Where we last left
off, you guys had just bursted into snow in yr Hellovich's room whilst they
were mid intercourse. They have now desperately trying to put some clothes back on.
Big Tony and Casimir are fighting, and by fighting, Big Tony's just
sort of jeering at him whilst dodging, and Casimir keeps swinging his sword around,
not hitting him. You can't take down Big Tony. You've had about
a month to decide what you're going to do here, you bust into the
room. It is now your turn. Juna has shot Snow in the arm.
So she is like so low, like she is on the verge of
bleeding out almost and she and she has already delivered the threat. She had
said something along the lines of if you, if you kill me, I
have Silas under orders to take out the Prince, to which you guys responded
by saying you'd already taken out Silas, in which she was not aware of.
And there is like a hint of panic in her eyes as she looks
at you, Norman, I have a very important question. Yes, who's
silence? Silas was the general that you guys thought last last episode. Yeah,
yeah, but that you that you destroyed anyway, Norman. So she
has this like hint of panic in her eyes that is like uncharacteristic of her
as she looks up at you. So can Norman walk towards the bed?
Yeah, you have your movement. Norman walks towards the bed and he just
looks at looks at Snow in the eyes and says, summer is here.
No, no, but it's covered in oil too, It's covered in like
he is going to make a wall of fire in the shape of a circle
around him Snow, and you'll have Elevitch HELEVI. Yeah, how I've covered
that entire bed in grease in the last episode too. However, I want
the fire to be distant enough from the bed to not touch the grease,
and I am going to make the damage deal outwards. Oh so it's not
gonna hit Snow, It's gonna hit everybody else. Yeah, I mean the
grease is only like ten foot Like the grease is on the bed. You
can have the wall of fire be around that if you wanted to around the
bed and me inside the fire with them. And he just like puts his
two fingers, goes up and says, Summer is here, and she's just
engulfed by a circle of flames. So now you're in a circle of flames
casting me a big I think the rest of you are just outside the room.
So Cassimir and Big Tony, I need you guys to do the deck
saving throw for the Cassimi is me. I need you guys to do the
deck saving It's a deck saving throw for water fire, right, I could
check, but I think so, all right, let me get it writ
that over here, I shouldn't probably five dight Okay, here we go.
I should invest big Tony is ultimately dexterous. Yeah, what should you invest
in, mister Green some kind of like a vasive maneuver. All the things
I've like invested, like my skill points into, are all offensive. I
need some good defensive like stuff. Yeah, especial because you're not wearing any
almor anymore. Because you're just in rows. You have a lot to be
you. You know, you don't need to roll, you don't need to
roll. You're good, You're good. You're not in the room yet.
You're not in the room yet. It's only people who are in the room,
and you will need to roll when you enter the room, when you'll
turn and enter that area for the first time. But now Big Tony is
this big, fat, sweaty, bald guy with a cigar. But he
could do some calisthetics. When he has to say yes, he just he
turns into a ball and bounces away. Can you roll the five D eight
damage, Norman, Big Tony is gonna take half of that, and Cassimir,
I think, is taking the four damage, so that the fire splitt
out twenty five damage. Cassi gets a shot of twenty five damage to the
side of him and yeah, yeah, big Tony, you take half of
that. You know what? Half of that is twelve pounds away. Norman
looked very happy. Right now, cool, you got you know, know
what's going out outside the flames. Snow looks up at you. Norman,
What are you gonna do? You're not gonna kill me? Are you?
Who knows? Did you have to find out? No? No, no,
please please I listen. I underestimated your powers. I understand you were.
You were a lot stronger than I took your credit for. I've got
two above my station. I don't deserve to die for that. Maybe you
do, maybe you don't do. I'm tired of people backstead being me,
not believing in us. You're a terrible person, Snow and to melt.
Okay, I'm going to roll initiative for them as well, because they weren't
in the original distive order. I just have Snow any hell of it's just
like a tied in it. They don't. They're just guys. But it's
like if they wanted to, I guess they can't leave. You know what
what am I talking about? They can't leave because they will die immediately stepping
out of the fire even with half damage, so they are stuck there,
so fuck their initiative. Anthony, do you want to say, like just
to just to just to make sure because Norman would know this, just to
make sure everyone's on the same pitch here. Yeah, Hellopach is just an
innocent guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah in this context is
just clarity in case we might have forgotten lumped him in with snow. He's
just an innocent people. You've killed all of his men and then like jumped
him while he's having set like he's a victim. We don't send him,
that is your opinion. Anyone you know get the wrong idea. So many
people I see go lightly we want to kill your hell of bitch as well,
Like why he's just here, he had his dogs, It's been a
little bit since we saw him, so I just wanted to clarify, make
everyone remember PTSD. He's genuinely it is your turn, big Tony. Yeah,
I'll still roll there. Yeah, all right, I'm going to Okay,
could I attempt to the guy I'm fighting what's his name again, Casimir
the protect Could I knock him in the fire well, I'm let me use
thunder wave, which will possibly knock him like ten feet away. Okay,
yeah, I mean you are, everyone in this room is in range of
the fire regardless like him, knocking him into the fire is not gonna change
the amount of damage he's gonna take because you are the room is not that
big. And yeah, you said there's no windows, right, yes,
yes, this one specifically does have a window, because your hell of itch
has PTSD. Could I knock him back through the door that we came in
through. Yes, what you? Yeah? Me? And yeah, me
and everybody else is standing just outside the doorway. I mean, I'm gonna
use thunderwave and thunderwave the way that big Tony does it. He just shouts
really hard to cast him here, just like, do your goddamn job,
okay, sort of sort of saving to make a DC sixteen con save,
and we'll see what happens depending on what he's a con. He has cast
me as the protector. He succeeds, he's not pushed away, but he
takes two damage. Do your damn job. I am doing my job.
I am catching me the protector, and I will protect the king. And
he turns around and He looks at the wall of fire out the ky He
goes, oh, no, the king, Are you doing anything else in
your turn? Naw, all right it is now. Oh if you ending
your turn within ten feet of the fire, you do have to do another
saving throw? Can I walk away from that? You just have to leave
the room. But then you'd provoke an opportunity attacked from Casimir. Yeah,
that's fine, he's not gonna hit. I assume Casimir would do less damage
than the fire, to be fair. Does he succeed? The wisdom says
no, he doesn't. I have an ac of nineteen. I sauntered out
with my cave. He's through a wisdom save for your sanctuary you have on?
Oh that's right. Yeah. Oh no you attack so you don't have
it on anymore for act Yeah, I don't h yeah, you don't have
it on. Sorry, he does attack for twenty and that does hit you
now twenty eight? Dumb its. I don't know, no, no,
no, no, no, I could do uh. I could do a
repulsion shield with that. Actually, if I do repulsion shield, now,
mace's twenty, that'll still hit Okay, okay, you you rulled a twelve
and then eleven on two D twelve. Yes, that's what the same amount
of damage, and you do have to do a strength save as well because
the sands wrap around Big Tony's I don't think it's gonna matter because that knocks
me out. Oh oh yeah, a big Tony's like, I'm out,
guys, and he walks away and just collapses direct way you. You are
within the wall of fire. This is bad. Oh no, it's my
worst case scenario. Big Tony dies. Well you when your yeah, yeah,
well okay, So at the end of your turn, you are going
to take the wall of fire damage and that is one failed death save.
Okay, so we move on. I'll take that. I'll take that.
It is now Casimir's turn. Casimir, having dealt with the Big Tony problem,
unexpectedly turns around and he's going to try and protect the king. So
that means he's going to dive into the fire. Oh and I assume he
will take damage when he does that. Yes, so he's going to do
a deck save, not another Tony, which I think he doesn't succeed with
a fifteen I think. So he's gonna take the full damage. A creature
takes the same damage when it enters the wall. I don't know if they
even if he chooses to go through the fire. Yeah, he's gonna take
the damage he will take. Oh wait regardless then, yeah, he'll just
take the twenty five damage. So he bursts through the wall, the twenty
five damage of fire scorching his You see this flaming man in golden armor burst
through the fire, parting it like an infernic. Moses, Moses, that
is a cool name for a fucking band. Yeah, do I roll another
five dight? No, it's the same damage. It's the twenty fire.
Yeah, they say take that damage. So that's just the amount of damage
that it does. Also makes life so much easier. So he he's now
on the other side, and he sees you, Norman, and you see
blood dripping down him, the fire spitting off him, and he will attack
you because he's he thinks you're trying to kill the king. Can Can I
say something in it? Or she could say something and I'm just going to
be like another spectator with front row seats. I'm gonna say just the heads
up, I'm not here to kill your king. He's just another unfortunate victim
of this cruel fucking bitch. Uh, you are an assassin. I am
under orders to kill you on site. Is that your orders? He's like
putting his dick away. He's like help me. I guess he's gonna attack
then, right, I mean, yeah, of course he is all persuasion
on that. On your turn, I would let you make a persuasion check,
but not in this moment. Does a nineteen hit It does. Gosh,
that's a twenty down, but you need to do a strenth safe four.
So the sword hits you for twenty damage and bashes you against the wall,
the wall, going through the fire into the wall. I guess it
would push you into the flames, right, But firstly, firstly, you've
got to roll a constitution to see if you break concentration on the wall of
flames saving throw. Yes, you do break concentration of the wall of flames.
Unfortunately, I don't know why Casabir is so goaated right now, but
he generally he's like it. You know, he's the showded protagonist of this
fight. He bursts through the fire, smashes you with the sword, breaking
your concentration on the wall of flames, which means you then fly backwards hit
into the wall behind you. You're going to take an extra de six damage
from that contact, and that is his turn. Just yeah, it's just
one extra damage. That is his turn and the Shark Wilhelm Pitbull, it
is now your turn. The flat the fire has gone down. Good,
I'm gonna go with the big I'm gonna go with the Maiden boss. It's
my style, it's my determination, it's my spirit, it's your story.
Yeah, I'm close enough to attack and engage this turn, right yeah,
yeah, yeah, it's a small room. Okay, Okay, Well you
said it was out of range of the fire, so I just wanting to
make sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you were within thirty feet distance.
You're like twenty feet away from snow right now. Okay, so then
I want to use a disarm attack would not do anything like of use right
now? Yeah? I mean it would against Cassimere. He has a big
weapon on him if he if you're successful, But like I but like he
seems so powerful, Like what are the chances that to disarm him? Like,
I don't feel like I'd be very likely to do it. You were
also a powerful man, so you are pretty strong. Yeah you can say
that, Yeah, yeah, all right, then let's do it. I'm
gonna try and do a disarming attack, which I know I have. Yeah,
oh here it is disarm attack. Okay, okay, so you have
to hit one an attack first, so go ahead, and I get three
attacks with the extra attack yes, yes, yes, yes, two armed
to strikes and then the pit punch no no, no no no, two
unarmed strikes, and then you get the monk fisted. The monk fist is
weaker, but that's what you use as your bonus action. You're good to
the worst weapon. Yes, that's it, that's it, improvised weapon.
Okay, those hit, So the first one will be the disarming strike.
I mean, what are you what are you picking up or using as your
improvis attack to try and disarm Casimir as He's like, you've kind of set
the bar a little low here, because like once you let me use a
tooth whateverive. It's just it's just big creativity. Big Tony's on the ground
with his cane. You could pick that up if you want to use that.
Oh no, I think it's way better if I use my shoe.
So okay, run my shoe. I thought you were bad, Yeah,
I thought you yeah, you're in a lot of wearing sandals wear. Okay,
you picked up with a flip flop and with great like someone's like angry
Grandma. Yes that's what I'm going for. All right, Well that first
one hits do the damage and he's going to do a strength saving throw.
Doesn't eighteen succeed the strength saving throw? It has to be it has to
be your DC, like DC. I don't know if you can you remember
what that is. It's flap seventeen. It's seventeen. It has to be
a yeah, so he just that once return right? I I can't gosh,
we've been playing for a long time. We have can you do it?
Think you guys are a great team. Love you guys. At least
I'm not the only one who is clueless. Well, it's the same thing
is gonna happen on my turn. I forgot to add something to my sheet.
Try to look it up right now. Fuck, let me just look
real quick. I was reading, I was reading Chat. What's the thing
that we're looking up? Can you use more than one maneuver on your turn?
Chat saying you can do it multiple times in turn? But you can
you just have a limited amount of uses of it period. Yeah, I
have two more period ready die so yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I
think unless it says once per turn on the actual maneuver, right, it
doesn't. Yeah, yeah you can. You can try again. Yeah,
and we're doing it again, all right. You trying to summon once he
resists, Time for it to go again. Let's see if he resists this
one. Yeah, he definitely resists this one. Unfortunately, he's he's gripping
this sword for dear life. You do do twenty damage to him, which
is decent. Heeth know, you do, said my monk fist didn't hit
your first monk fisted. If we take that first, the monk fisted hit
the twenty one. So you doing it again? Okay, oh gosh,
wait wait yeah, okay, he's doing another one. I will not sad
seeds three superiority dice three weapon attacks. So he he rolls the superiority dates
and adds the damage on, right, So that's three D eight as well.
I guess he adds to that. I'm yeah, I'm going to count
them monk face as a weapon attack. There's probably there's a specificity with the
wording there, but you said three D eight, Yeah, you do an
extra three D eight damage on top of that as well. What so,
so that's thirty three damage. We haven't even clicked the damage with them.
No, it's plus six thirty three plus thirty nine damage. So with this
sandal, you come down striking it into his arms, into his into his
sword, and eventually, just after like you keep repeatedly hitting the sword and
his arms, he drops the giant great sword into the ground. I'd like
to dictate my own attack, if that's permissible. I apologize I did ask
that before. That's how you described it, but you can. You can
redescribe it if you want to. I just want to say specifically to make
him drop it. You know when we were kids, made play those lightsabers
and you'd whack each other's fingers. I basically just do that to the most
insane degree ever to his hands. I'm whacking those fingies with aggression. This
is visually the funniest SHARKA like to me is just specifically this guy with his
giant sword and you're slapping his hands with a sandal, especially especially after he's
just had this shone in moment where he's jumped through a wall of fire.
He's protected his king. He's standing there glorious, and then, like a
weird old man in a robe, clubs it and starts hitting it with unrelenting
power with a sad door. Yuy's just practice some dedication. Yeah, okay,
well it is now Cody's turn. I'm of two minds. I see
I see Big Tony go down. He's unconscious on the ground. Don't worry
about him. He hires child labor, don't worry. Yeah, no,
but my priority isn't obviously Big Tony. I don't like him. I think
Coldy would prefer Big Tony died. But I don't know what happens if one
of your ancestors dies when you're not in the world anymore. So Couldy is
going to make that his Priory's going to run over. He's not going to
revive Big Tony. He's going to activate the artifice and necklace. Oh okay,
okay, how does that work to get another motor? Does it go
back to Anthony? Damn it? You turned back to an unconscious Anthony.
A conscious Anthony is still unconscious. I thought it would be yes, okay,
No, he is still conscious and Anthony would probably die too. Yeah,
is he is he like, does he look like he's been as beaten
up as Big Tony has. Yes, I the damaging absorbs into him when
he comes Yeah, yeah, because you essentially that is what happens, is
like they have swapped. It's it's like if Anthony had been here the whole
time in a way, you know what I mean that that's that's interesting.
Did that use my action? I'm going to say, no, I want
to say, and then I'm going to cure wounds on Anthony. Now,
thank you, I appreciate that. I'm gonna I'm gonna use Q wounds at
level three. Ah Anthony spawns in that family guy death pose seventeen healing.
Okay to Anthony, Anthony, you obviously you know you're talking to your wife.
You come back and all of a sudden, I get a shipload of
damage thrown on me and I'm not conscious on a bedroom unbearable. Paid You
look at you see Snow, You see your Hellovich, you see Castle,
the Protector, you see Norman, you see the shop with a sandal,
then you see Cody. So we were gonna like I was gonna come back.
We were gonna win. That was the point. A little we're working
on it, man, we're working on it, right. My move to
run over to Casimir presumably he's like next to Norman and yeah, yeah,
yark right, And I'm just going to use my bonus action to transform into
like a big bear try and look scary and intimidating sign. I want to
be the target. I don't know if you will talk at me. I
just want to look as I'm just gonna be like a big care of that
type thing specific beast in a second. All right, well it is a
weird question. What is your weird question? Or if you don't mind me
pausing the baction for like one second, it's so good, don't work?
If he transitioned into being like a squirrel size, or would you then like
have a super high A C because it's really hard to hit something that small
for a squirrel. I think squirrels, Well it would just be the A
C of the squirrel. And I think some score creatures do have a higher
A C because they're hard to hit, but then also they're not they don't
have armor on or like there's a sort of a No, that's a squire,
sorry, isn't it? Something like if you use like in large reduce,
and you reduce someone there he increases. Maybe, yeah, there's something
to that. Yeah, what if you turned into something as small as like
a flea? Are you just like your like five hundred shape. Yea,
they do much of the fleas the black plague. I'd say that's pretty I
turned black plague, big bubonic plague news. Everyone, did you hear that
they did the new pabonic plague drop? No, there's a new update.
Apparently it might not be rat's fault, so they might be forgiving rats for
it was more specifically it was always the fleas that were on the rats,
but well it was. It was. The idea is that rats brought a
bunch of infected blood via fleas into into Western Europe. That might not be
the case. The further investigations you needed, so big of the rest Scrats
winning Scrats winning grats on top Scrats on like, I like rats, I've
never hated it is. It is now the snow and your hellovitch turn,
which obviously usually they wouldn't be able to do anything, but now the water
flames have disappeared, there is no way out for them in this room,
to be honest, Yeah, that's what happens when you don't build fucking windows
in a room have fun. They weren't going to jump out the window.
They don't have that sort of ability. I oh, gosh, I mean
you're I mean you're sell up. Norman Snow is going to turn to the
to the to the rest of the group and continue to plead like, guys,
stop this. It's oh, stepped out. Just don't kill me,
Just just don't it's it's oh, I'll give up, We'll give off.
Okay, step down. You think it's has anything to do with your position
or the other worldly brewery? Like time and time again, I just get
used and throw away. Like I would have given everything to Snow. I
don't give a fuck. I have so much money at this point, we
were like to the state God as well, Like I would have sided with
her, I would have helped her. And yet every time I'm just underestimated,
used and forgotten. Have you never have you never done things before to
achieve power? Have you never like used people before? Have you never killed
people? Like? What makes me worse than you? I'm not saying I'm
a good person. I've definitely killed people, done a lot of terrible things.
But at least I treat people with respect, I don't use them.
I fight the man to man like your elevation right here, I feel bad
you're using him the same way you used me. I'm sorry for you,
bro, I'm just I'm just trying to forward alliance something that Washington never was
going to do this like this, and then the second you get it,
you're gonna cast him aside. The second you have any opportunity to portray him,
There'll be no loyalty. There's a lot of talking to her your ship.
The second hello it, the the second she gets what she's what she
wants, you are nothing to her, and why should I trust you?
You guys, stow your hell of Vin's Judia from me. You'll killed my
gods, and now you're attacking us in whilst I was me getting a good
time, like all sorry so much, you big game. You'll say all
this, but your actions say otherwise. You are the one. Hey,
I'm thinking I don't want to kill you right now, and I'm sorry about
previous things that happened that that I apologize for that. I do know we
need dog trust you. You don't need to believe me or trust me.
I'm just saying, I don't want to kill you, because you're being used
by Snow. To kill you, We're gonna have to. Snow has shown
me nothing but kindness. She has, she has been with you of the
human and king Kingdom of Vestoria to even like try and be diplomatic with the
soul king. Is this how you be diplomatic? Well, you know you
can't. You can't judge. She's using you and you don't even realize it
yet. She's done the same to Washington, to me, and I'm sure
countless other men. You're just another stepping stone for her. I don'd believe
this. I mean, what you say it might be true. Yeah,
Avich will not believe that. Yeah, the physical evidence towards him is very
much saying the opposite. Could he by the way he's in, he's a
spotted line right now. But you can't hearing hearing Norman say she did the
same thing to me, culd He's like, she did this to you this
specifically, it's too yo. I mean, he'd you know, he'd clap
you on the back if he could. But I said, Norman, I'm
sorry. Is that what you wanted to me to say? I'm sorry that
that I fucked over your brewery business, and and and you know, like
I just wanted something bigger than me. I wanted to achieve something great.
And yes I stepped on people to get there. But that's not a crime
punishable by death. Not like this, Not not while I'm naked in my
room, covered in grease and fire, in a bullet wound in my shoulder.
You're better than this, Norman Chad told him to kill her mid speech.
It is. But that's a good point. I mean, you could,
you could answer as much as you want, but it is now Button's
turn. I did forget the Button would have taken the fire damage as well.
Oh that's not good for him. He was in the room because he
was attacking Casimir. I will say that, with the power of his allegiance
to Norman, he manages to like he knows when it's coming. He knew
Norman would have told Button his plan. So Norman, Button probably after shape
the fire, I would maybe try to make it so the heumanout a difference
around. Button probably probably was not affected. Button turns to Norman and says,
Norman, my lord, my great, what would you like me to
do? Just just deal with the guard. I suppose maybe just knock him
out. I feel bad he for your Yallovich, all right, I've been
waiting a year for this. I've been holding back because we had more important
things like saving the fucking world going on. But it's finally timed to melt
the snow. Okay, I can't wait. Button Junior bust and Junior.
Butson runs up with his blade and he goes, you may call yourself a
protector of kings, but I am a protector of God's. And he swings
his blade twice and he misses both times. Okay, all right, it
is now Juna's turn. Juna has a gun pointed at snow right now.
Yeah, she's and she she's she's ready to shoot her. Norman's like,
please know that it's too good for this bitch. You know what I mean.
Don't let her don't don't let her words manipulate her actions, Norman,
please. Okay, Then she's going to I guess she's gonna shoot Casimir.
If she hits, we'll find out. Pistol. Oh, I think that
hits. I think that hits. Wait? What is Cassimir is armor class?
He has very high armor class. It's it's it's either eighteen or no,
it's twenty. Okay. It doesn't hit, but pounces up his golden
armor and it is now back to you. Norman. Okay, the problem
is just did the guy have his sword behind me? It's on the ground.
Yeah, his sword is on the ground. Oh, I don't know
what to do. My wall fire trick did not work. You don't have
any more slots for that. I'm gonna do it again, but then it's
gonna be a whole nother round of this. Please. I might not be
a good person, but you're a good person. Norman. Mm hmmm.
I just you would, you would, you'd let me live, right.
The only way I'd let you live is to make Entran's prophecy come true.
It's the only way that she's gonna be a sad, lonely, depressed person
with a bunch of cats for the rest of her life. I'm sorry,
please, I'm sorry. How How weak does the guy look behind me?
Oh, Casimir, he actually does look very bloodied. He's his body is
charred, cracks of his arm is coming off. He's bloodied, but he's
standing right heaving. He doesn't even notice button and do to try to attack
him. I have an important question for you, Snow, what the hell
did you do to Brick. You're saying that you're not a bad, bad
person, but Brick is dead. Apparently you sent assassins to kill us.
Like the sad thing is, if you're just nice to people, they would
probably give you stuff. Anyway, this world works. I had to do
what I had to do. Clearly, you don't know who I am.
I would have I would have it anyway. He's just a bunch of bricks
strewed together by magic. In that moment, Norman's gonna cast a magic missile
at the fifth level towards the guy behind him. Oh, I was going
to be like Snow would just sit there knowing you could do absolutely nothing about
the events that are gonna unfold. And then he points his staff at Snow
and then points it behind him, and this massive missile at the fifth level.
Let's see. Let's see. It just depends on the damage. Take
a look. Okay, so how many do I get? Again? Six
starts for six level five seven seven seven seven level five yeah, yeah,
seven darts because it's three and then one for each level above that, right,
yeah, so it would be two would be four three yeah, yeah,
yeah, all right. Who could add that up quicker than I could
type it out? No, not me. There you go. I will
show this for the camera. He has twenty health health. He legitimately has
Twitter. I don't know if the cameras picked that up right, he has
twenty health nineteen damage puts into what he is a shown in character. It's
seven darts plus seven. Do we accellally st that's included in this? Yeah,
he just rolled a lot of ones that that that seven has been added
in this. Do not worry. He just rolled a lot of the ones.
That's what all these two's are accidentally started fighting. The fucking main character.
Yeah, is the main character. He is on one singular HP Anthony,
I need you to do Oh you're you're normally doing anything else? I'm
back up, Yeah, yeah, no, I'm just I'm I'm taking my
time the melting that they need to be quick, Anthony. It is your
turn, non lethally punch him in the face if you hit his armor class
is twenty. All right, I'll do it. I won't punch him in
the face. I'll take out my wrist blade and I'll use that. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, eighteen hit no, okay, extra attack Now sixteen
doesn't hit in safe. So he is on one HP. Blood dripping from
him, sword on the ground, charred and burned. You come up desperately
trying to blash it with yours, of course, is not hitting him.
He character damn Casimir the protector. I have one job in life, and
that is to protect the king and his associates. You try and kill me,
I will strike you down before I d my turn. I am going
to use my defensive field. That's gonna give me some temporary hit points.
It'll give me ten extra HP. So something else, all right, He's
gonna go down, pick up his blade. Oh no, he's looking at
Norman in the fact, how much hpore you on Norman? Just so that
everyone has said if he gets that, if he gets a perfect role here,
I just tried to cut him. He's not trying to look at me.
Oh no, no, no, no no, because is the one
that's threatening the duo. He doesn't care about his own safety. He cares
about yeah, Hellovich and Snow's safety. He's very dedicated. Oh yes,
yes, yeah. He pulls the ballade up, lifts it above his head
for honor and for the king. Yeah, hellovich, I do this for
you. Oh man, my old friend. I protected your father and I
failed him from Genghis Khan. I will not fail you. I hope he
fails him and he let's let's see this needs to be a crit failer success.
Oh that hits. That does hit. Now let's see the damage again.
You are on twenty nine health. There is a chance this can do
twenty nine damage. Unlikely, but there is a chance it did een eighteen.
It was quite It was quite a low roll. But he swings down
and cuts a big gash out of your chest. Blood splurting normally normal,
and just last, nothing is gonna stop from getting hurt. Wait, getting
got You do have to do the strength saving further. Yeah, because I
use arcane deflection to give myself plus four bonus to the saving throw. Uh
yeah, yeah, sure, I use my pack right flash of genius to
so you'll get a plus four to that. Yeah, plus eight. I
I don't think you could be died by being flown against the wall, but
do anyway yep? Three, Yeah, you still get flowing against the wall
and you will take it six which is six which so twenty four damage total.
So you are I mean, Jesus Christ. The sand whips around your
body and pushes you back against the wall. You're on five, you're bloodied.
I imagine you stand up, both of you, blood head to toes,
gashes across your body in this like showdown as snow and your hell of
it's still half naked. Are watching scared? Covered in grease? No,
Norman just laughs. No no, no, no, no, no he
doesn't no, no, no, no, no, Norman has watched Norman's
watched one piece. You can laugh, however the fuck he wants. No,
yeah, that's sure, we can and he can change it up.
That's the coolest moment. All right, okay the shock it is now your
son shark. Please kill this guy. He's on take off the sandhole or
something. No, no, no, For a finishing move, we go
back to the Bibles. All right, take yeah, yeah, that's if
you hit the greatest story ever told. I'm gonna hit you do have the
most likely tis the hit out of anybody here? You do hit twice?
I mean you don't have to roll them. He's on one HP. You're
doing this lethal gonna roll the damage. You cannot stop rolling your damage?
Are you doing it? Non lethally or lethally non lethally. Of course I'm
pledge. Yeah, you've got you're using the Bible. How do you'm not
doing it the way you think I'm doing it. Tell me how you do
the book and hitting them not the case. Instead you fan the pages,
get it real loose paper cuts. I'm coming in. Wow, that's way
worse. Oh do you say anything to him before you before you slice him
with parts of the Bible. I just, very sincerely, I go,
I'm really sorry for cock blocking you. Bro's getting cooked block. Yeah,
yeah, he's the he's the protector. He's the he's the protecting the guy
is a cock blocker. But not in the way you're thinking. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, in that case, I just go, I don't even
need to make a joke. Yeah, he's currently looking at Norman, staring
down, blood dripping, sword in hand. He's given his life to this
cause and this this man without shoes now because he took them off to attack.
Just in a robe comes up with the Holy Bible and slices with the
paper and that just like there's like a moment, no I thought of a
line. The Holy word cuts deep. There's a moment where he sees like
everything starts to fade. The hell of it, my king, I'm sorry
I couldn't protect you. Yeah, I'm a failure, a failure. And
he collapses to the ground in a massive thud. Okay, that's technically combat
over because he's the only one actually fighting. And guess we just we just
surround Snow. Now he's not dead, he isn't conscious. You didn't knock
him out, but yeah, Snow looks around your hell of it? Are
you all right? Oh? Now, see they got him, let's see.
And he's like on top of Casimir sort of weeping, and he noticed
he's still breathing, is like, oh, thank good, he's still alive.
He's still alive, kissing me. I would not know if what I
do if I lost you. You're the only family We're not going to kill
you, dude. He's the only family member I had left after my father
died flashback, I mean canonically, yeah, his dad was killed by Genghis
Khard right, he is like he is like very young as a king because
his dad died. He's like eighteen nineteen, you know, Okay, the
young king. He's had it rough. He's a very spoiled life. He
looks up, tears in his eyes. He looks up at the shark Wilhelm
Norman, and he says, you are monster psychopaths. First you steal my
dog, you kill my men, and now you're here to kill me too.
Yeah. We're not even the year for you. We're not getting We
didn't even know you were going to be here. To be honest, ya,
Hellovich, please be quiet, Snow says, listen you you'll let him
go, right. He doesn't deserve to be caught up in all this.
Wait, Snow is manipulating an eighteen year old king. That's so diabolical.
Yeah, yeah, it's it's rough. It's rough. From what Norman's told
me about the series, this is a very Game of Thrones moment. Yeah,
he's like nineteen. Yeah, but yes, a harder But said,
Snow is not a good person, and she is definitely manipulating someone who's much
younger than her. Anyway, she she she looks up at Norman. Is
there anything that I could do? Yeah, there's one thing. Normal walks
up, grabs Snow by the hair, oh and punch her in the face.
Non lethally lethally, not like Tyson Lee, I mean you knock her
out. You knock her out, and now her unconscious body lays on the
bed and your hell of it looks up? God, I said, you
said, I see have come here. I knew I see have come here,
but they said it would be safe. I had causing Norman. Sorry,
this guy, Norman pulls down his pants and starts pissing on Snow's body.
Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna give you hell pants. Can I find
some pants? Well? I don't know, mister d You can't. They
know, ship, but somebody else can stop you from pulling down your trousers.
I'm not I mean, I'm beaut he will I think Cody reverting back
in the human form will be like, okay, normany look, this is
a bit this is a bit much. He's gonna kind of like sneer him
away from from I don't I don't think this is far enough. You heal
on her so I could do it again, man, I said, I
was cool with like, whatever we needed to do. We don't need to
do this. I yell you this, I need it. I need it.
Do you ever want to be the r Kelly of a group? What
do you mean she's completely You could have told me anything like we were saying,
oh, breaks has a week to plan. I didn't think his week
was. His plan was to knock her unconscious, admits on her. I
mean that wasn't my plan initially, look and set just on the fly.
That's a proposition, he said. It was so much conviction, like I've
been preparing this whole time for this. I've been drinking leaders of water and
feel for this. My roll of fire went away, and now everyone's a
I don't want to know. He was a golden shower that let's see,
Dear God, well guide in character. My initial plan was to wall a
fire, but now you guys are around, I don't want to kill.
But in my accident, I could keep on vibing as long as I got
that pineapple gray hair and then walk through the fire with her. Oh so
you're you really wanted to kill her? Huh? Yeah, it was the
plan were killing No, no, well know what, because she's still alive.
It's like that scene in South Park where you're like Butters keep shooting guys
in the dick. So it just gets weird. Now it's like we were
going to celebrate. It's like you made it. That's here's what I'm doing,
all right, yeah, hell of it? Like I am a firefighter
and Yellovich is very traumatized. I'm getting him some pa ants and I'm gonna
take him into another room so he could kind of clean up, all right,
Yeah, yeah, if you'll let you, if you'll let you.
You're like, come on, come on, buddy, come on, you
don't this. You're just gonna take me to another room and shoots me.
No, I'm not. I'm a firefighter. I don't know if you know
what that is, but I that is the thing. But come on,
you're not wearing any pants right now, come on, let's let's get your
covered in grease. I don't know what was going on while my other self
was here. Let's just go oh god. I mean you can move for
him. You can move him forcefully if you wanted to. He's not coming
willingly. He is crying over Casima's body. I'm not gonna drag him out
of the room. He's not gonna leave anybody offering just like, Okay,
I don't know what to leave. I don't want to leave my uncle,
that's his uncle, Casimiria. But the would to leave him. I don't
want to leave him. Well, did you guys stop Norman from doing it?
It didn't. Yeah, I hold her away from her. I mean,
yeah, you could do an athletics check. But I think Cody is
I see that he was trying to stop me. I'm like, okay,
well then, so what's what's the plan guy? What do you guys want
to do? Obviously, like, we can't let this evil bitch be in
power. We came here to kill her, but now, I mean he
is powerless. We've got her, surely, we just she is? Is
there any information you guys want from her? I mean I was curious if
Brick really was gone, but it sounds like she confirmed that. So when
do you want to ask one more time? Concerned? She just said Brick
wasn't a person. I'm assuming that means she killed her. Yeah, howl
kill. We can we can ask her some questions once we've got her restrained,
and once Wellington I think will Wellington and Washington they'll they'll have some questions.
Right, Yeah, maybe now we have we have to the falcon again,
right yeah? Because well there likely here's the thing before anything else,
Snow is still technically in charge around here. If people find out that we're
here, that we've fought her, that we captured her, they're still going
to try and kill us and free her. So we need to do something
to reinstate the king the king yet, have it looks up? Yeah,
the local king. His name's Finn the Toddler. Yeah, yeah, do
you know where it is. Oh, he's very funny little guy. He
tried to He wipes away a tear, reminiscing of this quite positive memory.
He tried to give me a loan. That was horrible. Uh, just
are you going to kill him to No, I'll give We're not going to
kill There is no fight dead in this room right now. We fight for
him. He is the king, and we're trying to put him back in
power in this country because Snow took it unlawfully, Snowy lawfully, but evily,
you know, unmorlly Snow told me, of course not. She's a
chronic liar. Yeah, she's a pathological liar. At least he didn't steal
my dog. It was we needed. Listen, if you needed the dog,
we still have. You can have him back. Now, you can
get Hoche. Actually yeah, we've just been pretend him back to me.
Look, I mean if if the dog wants to be with you and my
bear, Oh no, you can't have that's a that's a guy. That's
a bird. No, it's a bear. No, you know how I've
just transformed into an animal. It's a bit like that. You can't control
it. Do you have object permanence? I was seriously, I was looking
at them. Oh, that's fair, that is fair, That is fair.
Look, point is that that guy's called yog and he's a real guy,
not a bear. That's the hell of it's junior too. That's not
his name, his name. He's a bear and he's my pet. Does
this person have like a soft spot in their skulls? He's not very smart.
He's very much what you get when you have like this privileged child who's
been living in like isolation for his entire life and then suddenly his dad dies
when he's a teenager. I'm starting to get that impression. Yeah, yeah,
listen, yeah, Hellovich, I feel sorry for you. Okay,
hey, don't push your luck. We and I like to, like a
point to everyone in the room's bloodied and beaten. It are just about at
our limits. Okay, okay, Hi, So just work with me here.
I can get you the dog back. Don't ask about the bear again.
Where is the prince? He looks around, tears in his eyes.
You promise you will not kill me if I tell you. I know well,
and there's no one here that's dead. We haven't killed anyone in this
room. Snow's gonna die at some point, and everyone's gonna die at some
point. That's true, true, And you let me walk out of here.
In life, you're not gonna tie me up. I take Cassimir with
me. You just needed your dog for something very important. But if you
want the dog wants to go back to you, you could have him back.
It had nothing to do with you being king or you as a person.
Can I actually quickly time lapse explain to him our necklaces and the towels
and just say that's why we needed the dog. Comprehends it's two hours later.
I just want to get across to him the idea that we're doing something
important for the good of the one big persuasion role for all of that explanation.
Can we do like a group persuasion as we all as we all?
I guess, I guess you do it with advantage. Then okay, I'll
do it. Yeah, you have advantage. You get to roll a second
time. That was that was, That was My persuasion is not great.
I just still That's why I wanted it to be a group on rather than
me doing it now, Okay, just me, okay, I'm just that's
eighteen is good. Eighteen is good. Yeah, eighteen is good. We
like zero modifier two hours later. Yeah, okay, it would have been
quite a bridge too long. I don't fully believe you, but I I
it's I guess that makes sense. Okay, it would be an insane story
to make up. Yes, I promise you. I'm not that creative.
Hey, it's up. He puts Casimir over his shoulder and like tops under
the waist a little bit. I'll help him. I'll help him lift Casimir
up. Yeah, be careful with my uncle. He'll be all right.
It's okay. I'm a medic. And they they walk out of the room.
Oh and then he turns around. Oh, yes, he Finn.
He's with the he's in I think he's staying at the room just down the
corridor. It's the same room that that rat sleeps in. Oh no,
okay, there might be another difficult conversation coming up. Yeah, okay,
all right, thank you, you've been a great help. Okay, thank
you. You don't need to leave right now. Just find somewhere to rest.
Don't know that for sure. That's not rat Bomba. It could be
rat bomb It could be he could be right, Bamba. He could be
here on a diplomat mission. He could be waiting. Yeah, twist with
they can take off and like take off in its hip, all right,
villains like a week ago, Snow was fucking wrap bomba. Yeah, we
get this. Like Montage, the shows how he's actually been manipulating, like
setting it all up the whole time. There's layers high and take it to
the top. I have taken control of Astoria insert guy Richie Montage. Now
the final villain, like the person manipulating it always Rippa the entire time.
If he's somehow turned out to be like a villain, I don't know how
he would, but I would. I would sob I would break down.
Yeah, I wouldn't take that very well either. Quick question, can we
tie up Snow? Like absolutely? You can slup you can sli You could
sly up that toe if you know what I'm saying, so you could snow.
We're gonna tie up snow and then step really hard on whatever toes Christ.
I mean, that's enough damage to with that killer. No, no,
I wouldn't my wake her up, is what I mean. Well he
did. Let's she can be. She can be tied up and upset and
crying. I'm moving into another room. You didn't even have the decent seats
to put clothes again, all right? You walking down serious brain damage?
Why do you guys feel bad for I know, I just have compassion,
dude. I don't know what to tell you. You you you you.
You walk up to the room that was described and you hear lights snoring from
the other side of the room ally slept through all of that. Okay,
yeah, it's quite. It's quite, all right. That's the word I
could never think of. Thank you, sorry, think of that word like
the other day. Shit you do you open the door? Yeah, okay,
you open the door and you see there's a toddler in quite fancy looking
pajamas and there is a rat sleeping. There's a rat sleeping in a bed,
and there's a toddling quite fancy looking pajamas. But he's not sleeping.
He's looking out of the window like oh, and the moonlight is like illuminating
him slightly. He's having like a musical moment of just like you see Douglas.
He's sleeping and Finn he goes, Adi, is that you I look
at? Is Willhelm coming in with me? Yeah? Willhelm? Are you
there? Yeah? Yeah, I'm trying to as we we hear that.
I turned to Wilhelm and I'm like, please play this well he this country
needs this. I'm realized I'm close to the throne. I am. He
turns around. He sees you look very different. Suddenly I have sith eyes
just for no reason. I'm gonna go pick up thin and I want to
roll for for comforting hug. I want to see how comforting and healing of
a hug I can give as a follow hues charisma role for how comforting this
you? You walk slash jog over to him. He goes, teddy,
teddy, it's been so long. Well, technically it's a deception because I
don't love the child. Should I roll that and snow you? Okay?
Yes, okay, all right, that's a good hug. That's decent.
It didn't gonna be anything crazy, that's that's an alcohol your son just yeah,
yeah, you lift him in your arms, Teddy, I'm just gonna
whisper. He's like believing Jesus. Now he's he's he's probably like two and
a half to three years old now ish, I don't know. I don't
keep track of his age, but he's definitely old enough that he's he's talking.
But he's also how long have we been in this world? You do
a lot of traveling that takes like a month, and he's he's he's in
the arms of the shark now. And yeah, his vocabulary is more advanced
than it would be for his age. He's a prodigy. He's just like
he's like a boy genius. Can I roll to be a good father?
For like a good father? Just be one that's rough and I need it's
to be on a shirt. I'd buy that he looks target audience. I
feel like for that show would be so narrow. Well have you been what's
crring on? I had to go get some cigarettes. No, I I
just I tell him I'm honest, so and honest father. I tell him
exactly what happened and how everything went wrong, and I put the blame squarely
where it belongs, not entirely on my shoulders. But like I don't make
that so clear. It comes across like I'm not an asshole, and you
know what I mean. So Snow was a bad woman. She was so
kind. Okay, Uh we in our family, we don't say they're a
bad woman. Uh you go, they're a gobaa ghoul. Because I'm Italian,
I remember this today. She she was the only person who accepted my
loan. That's that's how she got on board. How much does she often?
Yeah? Really, Bill, she looks at shock of the eye.
He looks at shock of the eyes and goes, she didn't read the contract.
She owes me the kingdom. And then I explode with love, very
showIn, very shrewd. I say, hey, I'll loan you my heart
if you loan me yours. You don't. It doesn't need to be on
loan. I don't plan on ever getting it back. So we keep on
long term investment. Let me rusted, don't contradict me here making a nice
Yeah, I'm gonna say you lord, So we'll keep on gaining interest together.
Gona cry until on the debt comes, and then it's just our hearts.
I love your son. Where's mother? Oh, I don't know where
you came from? No, where's where's mother? I don't even remember how
I got you. If we're being completely honest, I've taken a lot of
blows to the head. Like he is talking about little Feather, I mean
she spent most of the time. Yeah, I think he considers a Yeah,
I don't know. Is a little Feather with us right now? She's
with Wellington? Right, No, she's she's she's away at the moment.
She's with bone Slow and the guy with the face. Yeah. Yeah,
he'll be here to see you as soon as she can. But remember,
I'm the parent that save you. So remember that olden stuff and uncle Welly
is her? Brick? Everyone but Brick, everyone but I don't. I
explained the concept of death real quick. I'm a great father. Doesn't even
know who Brick is. Yeah, I don't think you've met Brick really,
I mean, I think, well Michael Brick. No, I don't think
he's like he's seen breaking time with the brewery and stuff. Yeah, but
I don't really think he's talked to Brick. Okay, I feel like I
would have gone on to the way introduced them. I think they'd be great
friends. Yeah. Probably. Oh wow. I sorry that I'm not sleeping.
I was just thinking i'd be encouraging you to think. Thinking is knowledge
and knowledge is power. I'm a great father. I have Daddy. Stick
with dad. People people die all the time. Are they dying? Are
they dying because of me? Have you killed anybody? No? Then no,
you're good. Okay, that's what Douglas. I'm a great father.
Douglas says people die because of me. I'll fucking beat the ship out of
Douglas. I don't give fuck. I mean, that's not true. Douglas
is a not honest man. Douglas. Douglas told me that that that you
guys were dead. See he's not honest. Bam. I'm proven right.
I'm a great father, Douglas said. Douglas said that you were killed by
assassins. That's a long word. I had to learn it. I wrote
it out in my little book of learning. Oh would you like to see
I've been I've been reading every day so that I could learn more and more
words, so that I could I a character for the Shark right now.
And I really don't want to, but I have to I'm not allowed to
leave this place. Yeah, you're totally free to do whatever you want to
do. Also, you really need to Jesus. He's gonna like solve I
know, Jesus, Uncle Jesus. Yeah, yeah, well he's like our
perfect, perfect person. He's the son of God. Uncle Wellie and and
big washing machine man. They said that I wasn't allowed to leave, and
then Snow said I wasn't allowed to leave. You've been around a pit of
vipers, man, They're all liars. I look out my window every night
and I think I remember, I think back to the times we were in
the forests together, and I think I remember that you were a fucking baby.
Oh my god, I'm still a baby now. I just doing I'm
just Matilda up with this bitch. I see you've been talking to Uncle Norman
too. Yeah. That was a fabulous musical. Yeah. Bro's like three
and he's talking like he's seven. That's fine. He's Jimmy Tron. Yeah,
yeah, well he's Yeah. We don't know how Vestorian baby is mature.
Yeah, exactly. You might hold him human, but they might not
be the same. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I want to immediately as
soon as just note that as soon as we have spare time, I'm hiring
someone to make a tiny set of monk robes for the shark baby and get
him you put him in. It's gonna be I don't know. We don't
know what to draw him as for the card game, because we don't know
whether or not he should have a little suit, if he should have a
shark costume, if he should have like a royal like prince costume, and
if you're introducing monk robes into this, that's gonna be a four. The
answer is to crown. What what is the answer. This answer is a
shark costume that is wearing a suit and put a little crown on it.
That's taking set. For the footwear, it's little monk sandals. He won't
have his feet in the in the Oh gosh, right, I guess,
I guess so, I guess so I will probably just do like a shark
costume, but he's got royal adornments on it. Like that works, Yeah,
Okay. I also just want to say I'm getting them an eye patch
because I think it will just look good. Make up, make alternate artwork.
If you get this version of Finn, it's super rare in the You
treat Finn like he's a neopet, Like You'm sorry, I like my child.
True, though you don't like talk to him. You just put clothes
on him. Yeah, you have had more outfits than you have had conversations.
I am a great father. We covered this thoroughly. Well, you've
said it like ten times, so it mustn't be true, right, Yeah,
yeah, sure, he considers you're a good father. He doesn't know
any better, and everyone else has been worse. Washington doesn't know what to
do with him. Wellington doesn't really like children that much, so he really
has been left alone with lots and lots of books in the Royal Library for
like a year, so he's he's sort of been reading. He's done a
lot of reading. I have unlimited money, right, Wellington has a limited
money. You have like maybe a fifty gold on you. Okay, but
Wellington, Wellington's going to be able to do whatever because he appreciates baby Shark
fin and so he's also I'm gonna just write him a letter and be like,
hey, I know you don't maybe love me very much, but this
kid needs the greatest tutors and is a super genius so fun. Hidn't have
the greatest education of all time? And you need to write the letter.
You could just go talk to him in person. No, I want to
know. This is for I'm doing this for the aesthetics. I'm writing him
a long hand letter, and because you know what, do they handwrite letters
that are emotional. I'm gonna put tears on it. So he opens it
and your tears growing, I just got them. Don't worry about it.
Heal of tears, smudges all the ink with it. Yeah, okay,
and you know an amazing moment, I start combing my hair. That's right.
Can't write, but he can't read. I didn't say anything, and
it was spelled right. I did not say that this was what the fuck
is? This will help have hair? I thought you shaved your Head's character
is so inconsistent. I don't know what he looks like at this point.
It's completely consistent. He's writing the letter phonetically, so he's just sounding out
each word, right, Daniel Green, I have to ask you, in
your perspective, what does the shark look like right now? Because I can't
follow this ship. He's a bold guy in an orange monk robe with a
lot of scars, pretty skinny, kind of scary look. It looks like
if he was an art world he probably did meth. But he's just a
good guy. Okay, all right, I got it right. Okay,
Douglas is sleeping in this room. Sleeping Douglas on the other side of the
room. Okay, okay, k rude to drama again for the thumbnail of
this. I guess we could just have it. I want to have one
thumb hand like shake his shoulder to wake him up, and then he's going
to stay on a shoulder. God damn it. I told you were dead,
that were the assassin's when I got you over, Douglas, How did
you get in here? How do you apprest the gods? How are you?
We killed the guards? Was taking snow prisoner? Oh god, oh
god, and we're in charge again. Oh no, oh god. Norman
peeks into the room and like you kind of bringing snow with it, and
I was like, told you, Douglas, told you aside with the side
of the victors. Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh no oh. I'm
letting him freak out just a little bit. Oh god, oh fuck,
oh fuck, I'm sorry about brick. Oh what happened with Brick. I've
got to know, huh they they said the assassins are to him. I
saw his body, just a pile of bricks. It was a pile of
bricks. I thought there'd be something inside, but there wasn't. He's just
bricks. Mm hmm. God, all right, I was good. I
was gonna say, like, I understand you were. You're pressured. I
was. I was. I was pressured. I I I I sided with
the one wrong side they killed, They killed Brick, and you still side
with them. That's well. At that point, I thought if I left,
they would kill me. I'm a witness through all of that. No,
what has faith in that man? Jesus Christ? I thought I saw
the assassins, I thought, bro, they're so weak. Look, Douglas,
I am at my wits end, but I'm gonna I'm gonna give you
one less piece of compassion. All right, you need to leave, Okay,
I'll leave. We're here in Vestoria. I need to never see you
again. I'll go back to Scraptown. I will never be seen again.
I promise you'll never You'll hear, you'll hear the last of me. Okay,
okay, okay, and I keep here, dude, scam just like,
just to mock him. I'm gonna grab his arm and be like,
we're still down for Taco Tuesday, right, I don't even know what attack
it is? What about my shops? What about my tailor? He's what's
not yours anymore? Your dream is dead? Oh my dream is dead.
We can give you everything you needed, and you threw it straight back at
us. Let's talk, man, I'm sorry. You're right, you're right.
He leaves, he scampers away. Yeah, he's scout, he's he
skittles. He skittles down the hallway into like a little drain and goes back
to scratch. Yeah. So the entire time that was that conversation was going
on Anthony and Casimir. I was like making sure they're like, Kasimir should
be back up. I'm treating him, and comes to he's still alive,
going to kill you, my king? You are still It's okay. They
spared their lives. They sped their lives. Casimir looks over at Anthony.
He doesn't recognize Anthony, because that's right. He was. He saw Big
Tony knock down Big Tony, but he had his back turned. The entire
time Anthony existed, because he was looking at Norman and Elvis the whole time,
so he doesn't know who you are. He goes, who are you?
Did you save us? I'm just yeah, I'm just a medic and
just I was what I was passing through. Don't mind me, And I'll
tell you what Casimir, this king right here, he's gonna need a lot
of guidance, and I think you need to be by his side. He
needs a good advisor. I understand. You'll have my gratitude. You'll have
my gratitude for protecting me and my my nephew, my king. I will
never fall down like that again. I will stay standing strong. I will
get stronger. I will every day I will train so that you will never
feel fear Yallovich, with tears in his eyes, goes, it's okay.
It is not your fault. You don't need to train to be stronger as
long as you're still here with me. Don't throw your life away from me,
because without you, I would have nothing left. Okay, And they
sort of hug. This is a lot of like yeah, touching, this
is this is family. You know where I'm from. I'm this great father.
Just hear that in the other room, I'm like, twenty times,
I'm a great father. You say that. You know this is very touching.
You know where I'm from. There's this movie series called Fast and the
Furious. They're like on the sixtieth one and Family Is Forever. I love
those movies. All right, but you guys, stay out of trouble.
You did try to attack him, but because it just hit his armor,
he didn't notice it. You just sort of knock him out because they were
getting insane. I was just trying to knock him clean out, like that
was all I was trying to do. All right, Well, you guys,
stay out of trouble. I'm gonna go check on the rest of my
group, and so we're going to regroup with now Finn intol. What was
Finn's actual man? You never found out because everybody who would know is dead.
We will need that because I don't think if you're like, hey,
guys, it is Prince Finn, Everyone's like, who it's Prince Finjamin the
Great? Yeah, because his brother you saw his brother die episode one right
frame one. His brother died. He his parents are dead, and I
don't really think, like I don't know, maybe people in town. He
could make what I you know, whatever he wants his name to be,
he could make it. He was very recently born before the events of the
of everything. Would would the general public know that he was born? Certificate?
You'd have to ask, Yeah, okay, plan gang, Yes,
what do we do from here? We need to somehow restore the monarchy that
we took down so that all of the soldiers in this kingdom don't try and
kill us. Mmm? Let me can I make a case for something?
Well? So let me just hear me out, And I want you to
really keep an open mind. This is not a joke. Please, I'm
not being sarcastic or joking. Eventually, fit needs to take over. Until
then, there needs to be stability. There needs to be people who have
been proven to be kind of at the top making sure that the current structure
operates the best it can. The people who have proven themselves be worthy of
assuming that power are us as the outsiders. Hear me out. I'm not
going where you think I'm going. We are kind of objective observers, and
we've been on the right side. I would like to think a lot of
the time we've gone too far. We've made some mistakes. Who hasn't,
And in the grand scheme of power shifts, not that much blood has been
spilled. I put forth, I suggest we declare ourselves quite popular, bunch.
If I do say so myself, we've become rather famous. Are our
legend has spread as the new supreme people in charge? Just and tell Finn
concent I like the idea. Listen, let me, let me, let
me add to it until Finn comes of age. Like you say, there
needs to be caretakers for the country. Not all of us are planning to
be here for much longer. I want to get home. I would like
to go, Is it my wife? Yes? Let's say so that not
not one of us can take power after the rest leave. Okay, Let's
have like a like a group, like a council of regents. He wouldn't
use that word because he doesn't know that counsel of guys, like a community,
like a club. Let's have a gang of all our most trusted individuals
that will look after the decision making for this country until Finn comes of age.
Counterpoint, Great idea, great idea. Counterpoint, It would be really
funny to make a rip of the gig run the country counsel. Yeah,
I hear you, spect your opinion. I think you're right in a lot
of ways. I would not be the sole person with all the power because
I need to stay and be a dad. You know, you all can
go back. I'll hang out with my boy Norm if he wants to chill,
and we will be let's say, a council of two. Sorry,
sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry, sorry the shock.
I do want to just so we could re establish this. And I
can't remember if this has changed at any point, but I swear to God,
you have a daughter in the real world that you wanted to get back
there, right, so this sud you care more about than your daughter.
Then I just wanted to make sure. I wanted to know what your priority
as well. No serious, here's my suggestion. Wellington, Juna, Willhelm
nor Norman. Are you staying here or are you ye leaving? Norman?
Okay, Anthony, You're going home. I'm going home to my wife.
Mean you will not be on the council. It's fine. I have an
easy fix. I can get my daughter in here, because there's obviously ways
to swap out loved ones, and as we've seen with Anthony's family, I'm
sure. I mean, technically speaking, we could ask Wellington to make my
special necklace for all you guys, and you can have a family tree that
teleports in every now and so I think, boom, I got my daughter.
And on top of that, like to be totally like serious as rough
as this world is better than the nineteen twenties, that's objectively true. Yeah,
point is I think that we can create a really solid group of people
to run this place for me and Anthony leave and after we've dealt with the
governments. Juna, who I assume it is here too with this, Yeah,
would the people know about this council or would they just think that Finn
was in judge they they it's yeah, it doesn't happen. Don't think how
much these humans would be These Vestorians would be happy with a soaking like myself
being in that position of power, right, and I don't think I could
have that responsibility personally. I'm super happy to go back. We can put
like a mask on you. Finn is a little kid. There's no way
that he could be like ah King the three year old that will inspire you
should have humans, you know, but history Washington will probably be down right,
me and Norman with all that power because we trust I really I don't
like the idea of giving any people like that. Yeah, honestly I would
be really down for that, Wilhelm. But I think being king sounds boring,
like we have like magical powers. Okay, I'm down for a second.
Just pull king sounds boring. How does supreme emperor sound so cool?
Right? Supreme god emperor? Gosh? All right, maybe we sit on
the council, I'm sure, with us to and Rippa, how about that
do all the work? Yeah? What about? Okay? Listen, I
just think I think Wilhelm, Washington, Rippa, Norman Wellington. There's three
us in there. That's got dot thestory dot com five people. That sounds
ideal. That sounds perfect. All right, all right, oh for all
the garky's all a gurky, all a garchy, right, I can agree
to that. Okay, Okay, Well, you know we've got to run
it by the guys. Obviously, a lot of the night is is like
properly like one two a M. Now, So are you going to do
anything? Snow is currently unconscious tied up in the bedroom. Are you doing
anything like what is the next selection Wellington and tell him to come on the
house is going to be easier for him. Palace. I'll call him to
go to them. Okay, it's pretty late at night though, Let's let's
call Wellington. Yeah, it isn't sleep. Good morning, I love Welling
said, how are you sleeping? Don't you sleep? Why do you always
remind me? Why is it always? How did you eat? How did
you drink? How did you sleep? I am perpetually tired, Anthony.
Did you kill Snow on? No? It didn't listen listen answer that's here
you go, Wellington. Snow isn't dead yet, but we have her,
and I would, I would. I don't endorse murder. We can't kill
her, but like if we just leave her to die spider somewhere that I
don't care. We now have her in a position where we can get her
to publicly give over power back to the Prince Great. Is the fountain secured
well once the once the kingdom belongs to the Prince again? Yes, okay,
because we'll have access to it. So we need you Washington to come
to the palace. Snow will make the announcement this morning. When when by
the dawn and then you, Washington, Rippa, Wilhelm, and Norman will
be the council that runs the country. Huh, well, I sure fine.
If this will If this makes it easier for you so to activate that
last tower and take out the gods, then I would do whatever I mean.
I won't be here for very long anyway. Oh you're not sticking around.
Oh you're leaving. What's going on? Well, I don't know what
happens, but I'm prepared for the worst. We'll find out. We'll find
out, all right. Yeah, just meet us at the palace. Oh
can you get my daughter in here? No, what are you talking about?
Yeah? Could you make like another necklace like the one you made for
me? Except for everybody else, I could only do it for you because
it's specifically like I can't modify you. Then if I could modify the necklaces,
I would have done that already. This isn't the time. This isn't
the time for silly details and requests. By the way, Uh, Wellington,
do you have Hachiko? Oh? The dog? Yeah? Could you
bring him? I think no, I think the dog is with with a
bone, slow little feather. Oh wait, no, where the fuck is
the dog? Somebody needs somebody needs to invent like cell phone universe. Wait,
where do we leave the dog? I don't think that the dog was
probably without you a little feather. Yeah, with little feather Cody Corey real,
yeah, yeah, yeah, No, the dog isn't back. He's
back at Shabuyah. He's back in anyway. When you just talk shit about
the importance of my daughter, you just have a boulder's gate. The shark
disapproves. Yeah. So Norman's pointing his staff at Snow and he's like,
so you're telling me we have to keep her alive so she could hand over
the power to fin properly. Yeah, because otherwise nobody's gonna believe us.
And what happens to the Snow afterwards, that's for the council to decide.
I hate. Okay, then I'll head on over. Do you need me
to bring anyone else? Washington? Jesus Washington? Yeah, just Jesus could
come if he would probably beyond the council unless he wants to rise again.
He probably wants been for those three day Jesus again. Okay, all right,
I'll and rip it right. Yeah, I guess you'll bring everybody over
Washington wants to go home. Yeah, well we'll find out I guess the
exact the exact members of the council. You can decide after ye, and
I'm sure they'll be replaced over time with other people in the city. Right,
it's just the it's just the inorgural and then like in a hundred years
there'll be a revolution and there'll be a completely new government anyway, you know.
Norman Norman kicks snow in the shin Jesus, Norman, Please, I'm
just like, so, you're you're you're like, there might be a chance
you get to live. Maybe there's a chance. She's definitely trying to cover
herself up, but she she's her hands. Okay, Yeah, we'll put
a blanket around her. Okay, thank you for the decency. I'm surprised
you haven't killed me yet. Well, the thing is, Finn is the
rightful heir to the kingdom, and we need you to announce that to the
public and hand over the throne to the rightful leader. So you need me
to do something for you. No, there's no there's no bending. You
thought not that you are going to do this. Are you done? What?
Well, you're gonna kill me afterwards. Anyway, there's a chance we
do, is a chance we don't? Is it your best chance? If
you refuse, you just die? Okay, and I'm down for that,
honestly, refuse. Please, he's he he really wants to kill your right.
No, please, it's my plan to Ali. Okay, I'll us
your fate okay, will be will go over to whoever's in charge, you
know, the people running the country for Finn until he comes of age.
Oh, who's running the country for Finn. There's going to be a council
that makes helps make decisions until he's of age to make decisions himself. I
will be on that council mm hmm. And they're not all as blood thirsty
as Norman. Okay, thankfully, I'm actually not that blood thirsty, just
towards you, it is specifically towards you. Yeah, I'm quite a useful
person. I've done a lot of it again again, you know, Yeah,
you know I've done some bad things. Yeah, you know. I've
I've backstabbed people, I've trodden and I have used people like stepping stones.
I've killed people. We've all done bad things to get where we want.
But I run the country well. Business is booming. People like my role.
Why not have me as one of the members of the council. I
don't have complete control at that point. You know, I'm one of six
or seven or whatever. But I think things run a lot smoothly if I'm
one of these council members. Don't you think absolutely not know. I put
away your biases for a moment. Yes, you hate me, I know
you hate me. I nothing but fuck you over. Of course you I
would hate me if I was in your position, But think about it from
an objective point, if you think about it from a grand scale, what
would be best for the country. Norman, I agree with Snow. There's
no fucking way, Cody. There's no people that we have to put on
this council aren't experts in politics and business and economics. And Washington was going
to run this country to the ground. Yeah, the Council doesn't need to
get along. You know, five six people, none of them have absolute
power. Everyone else can veto her decisions, but she has I'm gonna take
I'm gonna take Norman side. Let me let's have a little proto council meeting.
You and me right now? All right, by the way, official
council business YouTube no offense, not allowed to listen. I don't know why
I didn't put us on the council bro the power. Yeah, what's up,
bro? As soon as they came with the thrones or ass, that's
a good reference. Yeah, I agree that that's amazing. That's thank you.
I appreciate it, thank you, appreciate you. Okay, but can
we just agree to that and we'll turn around the It's it's kind of even
funnier just to like like make her think she's going to manipulate us again and
then do it. Yeah, he thinks that ends, and then you take
it away. We're not going to directly kill her because my whole boe real
thing. But we can like put her in a hole. I would like
like make her like walk across the volcanic. Can we like put her to
like different tasks walk across the volcano. All that's important now is you turn
around and you act like I've convinced you think that I convinced you. Just
act really well performance to section so that I can be on their side.
Okay, So he gives you like a nod. He he's like, okay,
I can't will help convincing with this monk. Ways, we're gonna let
her join the council. Great, could could could he do an insight?
Yeah? I mean very very yeah, very obviously you would want to believe
you know what I mean? Are you insight on who? Norman on?
Norman? Okay? Okay, yeah, yeah, go ahead, I mean
very obviously. He was so against the idea he talked to the show,
and now he's like, oh, yeah, though, you're good. Yeah,
told me believe him? Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you.
I'm I'm so glad we're returning to being able to talk to each other again
and actually get things done. We can communicate. Yeah, I mean at
the end of the day, I feel like her running business for us at
the end of the day. Dude, I'm a level I'm a level eleven
mage. Like You're not gonna be able to do ship Yeah yeah, that
control her and prank her and mess with her everything all the work. I
don't know what Levely eleven wizard means, but but you I understand how powerful
you guys are. And you have my word that I will never cross your
path. And you you can have my word because I know what happens when
I do I know this is the situation I would end up in. I
know that there is no greater force on this storia besides maybe the gods.
Yes, technically maybe one. Yeah, well we'll find out. If there
is a strong find out, we'll see where that was pretty close. We
just have to activate one more tower. I don't know what that means.
Oh, it's followed the plot. Yeah, also just knows. No,
we're letting you live, but I will spend every day making sure that Antron's
prophecy comes true. I'm proud of you. Broll great now, untiming and
give me some clothes. Sorry, that seems that seems fair. Yeah,
that seems Yeah, back to the bedroom that doesn't have any windows. Close
the door and got it. She can't pull any bullshit. She's honestly not
opposed to just getting changed in front of you. You turn around if you
don't care, like you know, you've already seen me naked and bloodied.
I'm she I have a girlfriend, dude, Yeah, I'm gonna walk out.
I have a wife. Norman, turn around and look away. Yeah,
not even not even that's real. That's real. Girl is looking at
her. Yeah, snow, after you've untied her. She walks over to
her closet and she puts on some clothes. She wipes herself down. Right.
Okay, what time is it, like two am? Yeah? Okay,
yeah, okay, you can get some rest and come down. You'll
make your way out of the palace with us, and you'll make an announcement.
Okay, okay, what happens if I don't Yeah, funny business,
any funny business during this announcement, and there will be a fireball coming from
the sky and landing on you, burning you, melting you, and no
one in the audience will even know where it came from, because they will
come from above. Understand, honestly, do it? Listen, I want
to be a god. Just for the record, if there's anyone who should
you should blame for this, it is Washington. He told me that you
guys were just a bunch of jobbers, is his word. He very much
undersold me on your guys's abilities. And didn't Washington see us take on like
Genghis Khan And yeah, but he I think he was fully convinced at the
time that it was his doing that brought down like the giant, the ideas
of like I did all of that because I was the commander in chief when
that happened as an American. A bit weird for you to try to make
George Washington the villain. Brustage listening to you, George Washington, this campaign
has been the stupidest character villain. He's you wanted an evil president. There
were other options on the tape, Johnson, I just he's just the mediot.
He's just an idiot. Okay, he is stupid blackbird America. I
wonder what he's up to right now. Me too. We were walking through
that, we were walking through the Tower of London, and at one point
I was just like, rustiche, what's up with Blackbeard right now? Yeah,
we're waiting for we're waiting for our friends to show up. So I'll
be honest with you. Anthony's perspective on this is like, look, he
cares about the people of the story. He doesn't want them to be oppressed
and manipulated, of course, but he really just wants to get the fuck
home to his wife. Was putting that way more important. Right now,
there are still the two guards outside. I assume you're going outside to meet
them outside with someone. They just be able to get in and if they
were with Jesus, that's a good point. Always can they're welcome. No,
no, no, they wouldn't be able to get in with Jesus anymore
because Washington and Jesus have now been like, you know, it's it's Snow's
shipped now. So Washington and Jesus were probably doubting the divinity of Christ.
If he wants them to get in constantly, constantly, you might need you
might need to use Snow to help get them in. Okay, yeah,
that will do that, bring it down. They they will enter obviously,
Snow helps let them pass. And you guys are now Snow is going to
go to bed. You guys are a few hours. Rippers like, wow,
you really he did a number here? What we do? Yeahs in
action and it was against him. This was like a year ago when I
think you just can't sleep on him or something. Yeah. Yeah, Wow,
there's grease and bloodened all over the place, dead bodies. It happened.
Ripper here, Yeah, normal, you're going to be a king,
going to be a councilman. Congratulation Wow, really move it up another promotion.
Gamer, Does this mean we get the brewery business back? Oh?
You can definitely you can get that back. We can work the perfect perfect
My goal is by the end of this campaign to somehow Jesus die and have
Ripper have to take the place of Jesus, so that by the end of
the campaign, Grippa will have become God. He just completely moripper God.
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okay, ship, all right, you guys. You guys are in
the room now like a like a council. What suiton is here? He's
like, wow, guys, it's good to be back in my in my
own home. Right you guys making me president again? So you killed that
snow? Not exactly Washington. So turns out democracy doesn't even the British are
coming. What's he doing the British where I'll take him down? British people
aren't real. Okay, that's what I always thought. Calm down, listen,
all right. I'm going to explain to him the concept and to everyone
at the table, because I assume yeah, yeah, I don't think Wellington
would have said it to Ripper and Jesus everyone else. The idea of like
the council, yeah, looking after the Finn and stuff, and we need
to finalize the list of names. Is everyone in the room with Wellington,
Washington, Wilhelm, Norman, and Ripper? Yeah? Sure? Questions though,
quick question, Washington, when we save the world and you have the
option of going back home to the great United States of America an option.
Are you gonna stay here or go home? Am I I've never ready thought
about that. There's a United States of America is my home, and I've
got to lead my country into glory. But but I also believe that the
system that I've put in place will lost out lost me. So I am
undecided. I don't think we take a vote for everyone here who here wants
Washington on the council. Actually, Norman does not put his hand up.
I'm just gonna follow what I'm gonna read the room because I just want whatever
it's gonna get me home as fast as possible. So most people are saying
no to that. I'm like, okay, I think, yeah, nobody
puts their hands ups. Actually, it's just going to be five people.
What we do we need an odd number to help come to decisions. Oh
yeah, that's the story of five votes. Yeah, well that's democracy,
ladies, this is democracy manifest also still gets no votes. Snow gets no
votes. She could just advise. Oh yeah, so Snow's on the council
as well. On the council, so they don't, Well, that won't
really work. You're not on the council because then she's going to manipulate the
other members and do her She could help run the country. We could take
her information. But she doesn't decide. She can't. She can't manipulate the
majority. Surely because the majority consists of you, will Helm and Ripper and
Wellington. Who's she going to manipulate? Yeah, yeah, I don't trust
it. I don't know, dude. I think I think this works out.
I think this works out. Okay, cool, right, fine,
so you've created your council. Are you guys just gonna rest? You can
long rest before the morning before you announced to everybody that, Okay, Cody
did just say that big spiel about Snow while five minutes ago. He just
got manipulated by noticing you guys are being manipulated by this woman. But it's
like, look, I mean whatever. I want to point out. By
the way, for those who are watching this on youtubeer Spotify listening to it
later the chat, the speed at which they switched on Cody was insane.
The general tone of the chat is now vastly against Cody, which is we're
going to loop back around and be fighting Snow again in five episodes maybe it's
very possible. It's possibly combined by us. We were so close to just
killing her and like all right, this is okay, you turn okay,
So you guys, it is it is now the morning. It is now
the morning, and you guys will just skip ahead a little bit. You've
I assume you're going to stand at sort of the on top of the castle
somewhere where you can talk to the people and announce to the people this new
thing the you know, is there like a can we gather people at the
fountain? Isn't that kind of like yeah, yeah, yeah, you can
gather people at the fountain. And I am assuming like you've already sent guards
to go off and like usher people. You know, everyone's got the day
off. It's a holiday. It's a holiday, so people are like,
everyone's got the day off. You do notice, you do notice in the
audience, Corey and Little Feather and your other members of your resnue are back.
They have just arrived in this morning as well, and they are curious
of what is going on, so they're there at the moment as much as
like with as suddenly as I can, A little Feather waves not very subtly,
she with her arms up, and you are now standing there and everyone's
looking up at you. You've got little Finn and the rest of the council
behind you. Who is going to make the announcement? Snow Snow steps forwards,
Sorry, people of Vestoria, and lots of people cheer, some people
boo, and you know it's just like she puts her hand up and people
start to quiet. Over these past few months, I have done the best
I can to improve your living and working conditions. I have have done everything
I can underneath what my rule. But I have to come here and admit
in front of all of you that my rule was one of unjust means.
I do not deserve to be standing up here and looking over you now.
And the true ruler of Vestoria and of the capital and of you guys is
the Prince. And she she gestures over to the Prince for a second,
gestures over to the princess. She says, the true Prince, the heir
to the Kingdom Oswald. She turns around. Do you guys, what was
his name? Do you not? Guys don't know what his name was.
We found him when he was a baby. He didn't know his name.
We had to make up one is he an octopus? His names his name's
Oswald at least that was what was written in all of the like on his
cot and oh well, he responds to Finn, So maybe Finn Oswald.
Finn Oswald. Oswald's a dumb name nobody likes to day Oswald trying to said
everyone, Yeah, what the bro? Is this a lot? What the
And therefore I am stepping down as supreme ruler and Finn will be stepping up
as king. And I know what you might be thinking, how can a
child rule a country, let alone a city, let alone anything? But
not only is Finn Oswald a very smart child. We have decided to establish
a council so that we can have a more fair and balanced system. On
this council, all the councilors should like stand up. On this council.
We have the heroes of the Capitol. Some of you might recognize them.
Norman, Wilhelm, Cody. Do you want to say anything? Norman and
Wilhelm, Norman and Wilhelm. We have what's this guy's name? Wellington?
No, the others like you forgot my name? You told me, you
told me I mattered to you. I gotta be honest with you, I
think the entire crowd's gonna start a fucking revolution if this was any other situation
with the gun hero with Ripper the great business man, right, and Jesus,
your former vice president, which you all, I know how much you
guys all love Jesus. Jesus is on the council. He was one of
the six. Yeah, we don't have no separation of church and state.
Let's go. And finally, Wellington. I know he looks scary and I
know he is a skeleton. I know you guys see him walking around the
town and you and you run and hide, but he has I he's I'm
sure he's great. And people sort of give us sort of half hearted cheer.
They're like, yeah, okay, someone in chat said, weird,
blunt rotation. I do also want to take this opportunity to speak if I
may, in front of the crowd. Yeah, if any counsel. I'm
excited, Yeah, real quick. The Council, I'm excited to say,
also for all citizens has a very exciting limited time loan opportunity where you can
take out a low interest, long term loan with the Council. And I
just think it's a really good financial investment, because then you owe us money
and we're not going to be violent about it. I don't think this counsel
is going to work, Cody, it'll work, it'll work. Let us
lead. Ignore whatever he said, Let us lead this nation, this great
nation behind King Oswald Finn. Together we will stand strong and become the strongest
country in all of Vestoria and beyond. And then this is the best speech
ever. Shoots a couple of fire bolts into the air. If you don't
applaud, you will be broken by people. What is the general reception of
the thing is a lot of people don't care because it doesn't really affect the
day to day life. And they're a little bit annoyed of how much people
how much power has changed over the last ye year, right yeah, I
mean if this is hopefully this is the last one, most of them are
thinking at a certain point a coup is just gonna happen if this keeps.
This is a very unstable government. What did they think of snow prior?
What was the content people for approval? Rating? Some people when you were
looking around, some people were quite pro slow because they helped the businesses,
like but you know, some people didn't like Snow because they had personal dealings
with her. But like again, most of the bad shit she did was
to you guys, It wasn't to the people. But she definitely had haters.
She definitely had haters. There was that one bartender that didn't like her,
Like I think a lot of people in the brewery business didn't like her.
A lot of people out all right, Okay, this is like politically
and plot wise, the like the most movement we have had in a single
session. We made a lot of progress to this one we had. We
came up with a plan and then did it. We might be able to
actually go to the tower next episode. Okay, I'm bringing up for the
first meeting in the Council to establish the Office of Loan Administration. What would
that entail. We would loan out money for our citizens to start small businesses
and to repay us. That'd give us a small share of the profits.
Okay, yeah, I'm sure you could do that. I'm sure you could
do that. The first meeting starts. Uh, we've become the banks.
We were the ones who give the loans and it's legal. God, that's
like in heaven for the government. On Norman and the shark controlling the banks
and the economy and a government. It's just perfect, a perfect storm and
loan sharks so hard he became legal. Okay, he became the law.
All right. After you guys disperse and I assume you guys are going to
regroup with the rest of your team. Yes, this is how we're going
to end off. I want to end off this way. You got you
guys. You know people have dispersed, You've regrouped with everybody else. You
know, you're about to plan what you're going to do next. Little feather
comes up to Cody Big running home, Big, running hub. Gordy,
you're still alive. It is so good. I wouldn't say I'm all in
one piece, but uh, and I sort of like raise my arm.
It's okay, it's it's okay. Well, I know how much you work
out that arm. And but look at you know kind of prosthetic that I
got got made. Who was it was Anthony and and the document? Yeah
three something together for your sorry feel my reaction, I apologize that I don't
look my reaction at the time was similar. She sort of she kisses your
shoulder, which is where like where it connects and I'm so sorry you've been
so much that I wasn't there to help you. Just know that this is
this is nothing. This is the least that I could endure, you know,
for the sake of everyone else, for the sake of you. Have
something I need to tell you. Yeah, yeah, I mean, what's
what's been happening? You know it's going to effect every anything. And I
know that our relationship has already been complicated in terms of you potentially leaving and
all that, and I didn't think that this was possible, but she she
reveals she's holding in a pouch a sort of baby sized egg. I uh
i U I laid this No, this is this is inside this egg is
our child, Cody. Why to be continued