WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:03.359 Certain things we don't really talk about on the radio show as much. I 2 00:00:03.399 --> 00:00:07.599 didn't really talk about my colonoscopy and the issues with that this weekend. But 3 00:00:07.719 --> 00:00:11.199 I had like the bad stomach bug and I went home from work on Friday. 4 00:00:11.240 --> 00:00:14.359 You remember Friday. I left it like ten o'clock. Yeah. Yeah, 5 00:00:14.359 --> 00:00:17.160 you were out of here pretty quick because there was like probably halfway through 6 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:20.039 the show. You sat down and You're like, oh, Johnny, it's 7 00:00:20.120 --> 00:00:22.760 hitting me. And I was like, well, you got to go make 8 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:25.359 it to ten o'clock. You didn't know you had finished full show, but 9 00:00:25.440 --> 00:00:29.079 it was Thursday. You got to leave around because you couldn't. Yeah, 10 00:00:29.120 --> 00:00:32.759 you can't hold your your stuff in. Well. People said, why in 11 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:36.719 the world would you do colin oscoby prep and then come into work, And 12 00:00:36.759 --> 00:00:39.320 I said, because I've never really had an issue with it before. And 13 00:00:39.359 --> 00:00:42.920 that was the first time that I've ever really like, you know, struggled 14 00:00:42.920 --> 00:00:46.079 with it. Anyway, I'm not getting into a whole lot of details, 15 00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:51.520 but it was a rough weekend, and on Friday, it did something that 16 00:00:51.520 --> 00:00:55.479 I'd not done that I remember since I was in junior high. And I 17 00:00:55.560 --> 00:00:59.240 call it junior high because that's in Colorado. We call it junior high. 18 00:00:59.719 --> 00:01:03.600 And that was the last time I remember being sick enough that I laid in 19 00:01:03.359 --> 00:01:07.599 bed. Because usually when you're sick, when you're a kid or an adult, 20 00:01:08.439 --> 00:01:11.079 especially when you're a kid, you sit there in your pj's in front 21 00:01:11.079 --> 00:01:15.319 of the TV. Mom brings you popsicles, Dad makes your chicken soup, 22 00:01:15.319 --> 00:01:19.480 and you watch Prices. Right, I didn't want to watch anything. I 23 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:25.239 didn't want to eat anything. I just laid in bed and just m I 24 00:01:25.319 --> 00:01:29.000 think i'd groaned and I don't remember, but was just miserable. Anyway, 25 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:32.840 felt a little bit better Saturday, enough to like sit up and watch TV. 26 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:37.239 Sunday went to the Mall of America. I'm not going to diss the 27 00:01:37.319 --> 00:01:41.959 product that we bought, but there's a new store at Mall of America and 28 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:46.640 it has to do with something athletic, and I don't want to tell you 29 00:01:46.719 --> 00:01:49.640 exactly what it is. If you write to me and tell me you're write, 30 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:51.519 I'll tell you what it is. But but it was a bit We 31 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:53.640 walked by the store, we said, Hey, that looks cool, let's 32 00:01:53.640 --> 00:01:56.079 go in there and check it out. So we walk in. It's a 33 00:01:56.200 --> 00:02:00.519 very boutiquish store. Okay, and they sell something for fits. They basically 34 00:02:00.599 --> 00:02:06.760 sell one thing in different varieties for fitness, and I'll tell you what it 35 00:02:06.799 --> 00:02:08.759 is off the podcast. And so we're like, oh, that sounds really 36 00:02:08.759 --> 00:02:12.479 cool. And so I was proud of myself that I discovered this, and 37 00:02:12.520 --> 00:02:15.039 I was going to talk about it and talk about it maybe like on my 38 00:02:15.159 --> 00:02:17.840 radar. And we went home and tried it and it was not good. 39 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:22.919 Oh oh no, yeah, it wasn't good. You eliminated most stores. 40 00:02:22.960 --> 00:02:24.400 I kind of figured you weren't talking about like some of the big stores because 41 00:02:24.400 --> 00:02:27.879 you said it was a newer one. Yeah, and you said athletic. 42 00:02:28.000 --> 00:02:30.240 So yeah, I don't know what store it would be and what you would 43 00:02:30.240 --> 00:02:32.599 have bought. I'll ask you after. Yeah, it's anyway. So and 44 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:36.800 then yesterday I felt good enough to go for a walk. But if you 45 00:02:36.919 --> 00:02:38.639 are only going to wrap it up by saying if you get a colonoscopy, 46 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:44.800 col anoscopy, most of the time you got nothing to worry about, but 47 00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:47.479 maybe one in twenty times, it's like, oh, that was rough. 48 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:50.680 All right, let's move on to the emails. You ready, Jenny, 49 00:02:50.719 --> 00:02:53.960 I'm ready, all right, here we go. When you are trying to 50 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:58.000 fall asleep, says Alison from Minneapolis. Do you imagine anything in your head 51 00:02:58.159 --> 00:03:01.000 to help you sleep? I I have found that if I print I'm sleep, 52 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:05.680 If I pretend I'm sleeping, I fall asleep faster. Or I also 53 00:03:05.800 --> 00:03:08.240 might pretend I'm in a tent camping by a bonfire. It's weird, but 54 00:03:08.319 --> 00:03:12.960 it works. I asked my dad and he said he thinks of his image 55 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:15.000 from his childhood. It was an image of a little boy sleeping printed on 56 00:03:15.039 --> 00:03:19.800 the back of a cereal box. My dad doesn't remember why it was on 57 00:03:19.879 --> 00:03:23.280 the cereal box or why he still remembers it from so long ago, but 58 00:03:23.360 --> 00:03:27.759 he claims it helps him go to sleep instantly. Do you guys do this 59 00:03:27.879 --> 00:03:30.280 at all? Or am I just a weirdo? I would love to know 60 00:03:30.319 --> 00:03:35.400 what others think of to help them falling asleep as well. Love you guys. 61 00:03:35.439 --> 00:03:38.400 Hope this email is worth a sticker. That is absolutely Allison. I 62 00:03:38.439 --> 00:03:44.520 will send one to you, so thank you very much. Sometimes I think 63 00:03:44.599 --> 00:03:47.400 that I think of like something pleasant from my past, like a road trip 64 00:03:47.520 --> 00:03:52.719 or a camping trip or something like that, instead of trying to think about 65 00:03:52.759 --> 00:03:54.680 all the things that I got to deal with tomorrow or whatever. Yeah, 66 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:58.439 I used to. When I was young. I would think about like my 67 00:03:58.520 --> 00:04:00.080 favorite thing that happened in the day or something, or think about like a 68 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:03.400 family trip to the Wisconsin Dallas and I'd go over like the details of each 69 00:04:03.520 --> 00:04:08.479 day in my head. And now, unfortunately, I just think about every 70 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:11.800 stupid thing I said throughout the day or everything I need to get done. 71 00:04:11.919 --> 00:04:15.479 Like my brain cannot focus on anything but like a to do list now when 72 00:04:15.479 --> 00:04:19.079 I'm going to sleep, And it's like I'm just people that like can't shut 73 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:21.199 it off, and I can't, and I've tried. I've tried to be 74 00:04:21.279 --> 00:04:26.480 like, think of something pleasant, think of being on a beach or snowboarding 75 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:29.480 or something and that you love. It just doesn't happen for me now as 76 00:04:29.519 --> 00:04:33.720 an adult. Yeah, And sometimes those thoughts get in your head and it's 77 00:04:33.839 --> 00:04:38.360 really rough, especially if you had something traumatizing, like if your cat just 78 00:04:38.480 --> 00:04:43.480 died. Good luck falling asleep six hours after your cat died. Yeah, 79 00:04:43.519 --> 00:04:46.120 how are you going to fall asleep? You're gonna lay there and toss and 80 00:04:46.160 --> 00:04:47.879 turn. And that's a hard thought to push from your mind and think about 81 00:04:47.879 --> 00:04:51.879 your trip to Wisconsin Dell. So I usually to answer your question, Alison, 82 00:04:51.879 --> 00:04:55.560 I try to think of something pleasant, like an old trip or memory. 83 00:04:56.120 --> 00:05:00.639 Next one from Eric. I've looked through Jenny's post about her trip to 84 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:02.800 Tahiti. I have some questions. I don't know where to send them, 85 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:05.800 so let's do this. I was wondering if you guys rented a car Jenny, 86 00:05:05.920 --> 00:05:10.639 we did. Yes. I think that that's important unless you are booking 87 00:05:10.639 --> 00:05:14.040 a ton of excursions, then you might not need one, okay. Also, 88 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:17.360 is mainland Tahiti have enough activities in sights for a full week or do 89 00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:23.720 you really need to go over to another island Morea Morea, Yeahrea to get 90 00:05:23.720 --> 00:05:27.920 the full experience. Absolutely would not recommend spending more than like two to three 91 00:05:28.000 --> 00:05:30.720 days in Tahiti. I would It's only a thirty minute ferry ride to Molrea, 92 00:05:30.920 --> 00:05:35.480 so it's not hard to get there. Bora Bora is very expensive and 93 00:05:35.519 --> 00:05:40.279 it's another flight away, so it adds up a lot if you're trying to 94 00:05:40.319 --> 00:05:42.480 go to other islands and there's other ones you can go, I mean, 95 00:05:42.519 --> 00:05:46.600 the French Polynesia have like one hundred and seventy islands or something. But wow, 96 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:48.920 But I would recommend only doing a couple of days in Tahiti, and 97 00:05:48.959 --> 00:05:54.600 then we did five days in Molrea, and I think that that was almost 98 00:05:54.639 --> 00:05:58.600 like a day too much, like we could have probably done like four days 99 00:05:58.680 --> 00:06:02.079 or something, so like a week worth of vacation in between the two islands. 100 00:06:02.240 --> 00:06:05.920 How was the faery They said they get sick on faerry rides. Was 101 00:06:05.959 --> 00:06:10.160 it manageable or would I get seasick? Was there a lot of waves? 102 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:13.879 I will be honest, The ride there was very simple. We sat on 103 00:06:13.959 --> 00:06:17.079 the front, like on the outside deck and watched like the approaching island coming 104 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:21.600 up. But on the way back Andrew almost like lost it because he gets 105 00:06:21.800 --> 00:06:25.759 he gets e motion sickness. Well he just can't do like roller coasters and 106 00:06:25.800 --> 00:06:29.800 stuff like that anymore. And it was really wavy on the way back, 107 00:06:29.800 --> 00:06:32.240 and we sat inside and I think that that helped, but it didn't really 108 00:06:32.240 --> 00:06:34.839 bother me. But I don't deal with that, so I would say, 109 00:06:34.839 --> 00:06:39.800 pack some dramamines if you can, and it shouldn't be too bad. And 110 00:06:39.839 --> 00:06:42.199 like I said, it's only a half hour, so if you can tough 111 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:45.199 it out, it really isn't that bad. It just depends on, like 112 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:47.680 you know, the weather that day. And I actually there was an earthquake 113 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:53.720 like in the Southeast Asia area, like the day before when we were taking 114 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:56.639 the ferry. So I think the waves were affected by that and that's why 115 00:06:56.639 --> 00:07:00.560 our ferry ride was real bumby. Uh. That's thing about seasickness. I 116 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:03.839 never know when it's going to hit me. I went on a gambling boat 117 00:07:03.839 --> 00:07:08.759 one time off of Fort Myers years ago with Susan. Everybody got sick. 118 00:07:09.000 --> 00:07:13.199 It was miserable, but Susan did not. I went snorkeling in the Bahamas 119 00:07:13.399 --> 00:07:17.040 twenty years ago. It was miserable until we got in the water. Once 120 00:07:17.079 --> 00:07:20.160 she got in the water, there was no boat rocking back and forth. 121 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:26.160 But yeah, seasickness can just know well with your experience. When I see 122 00:07:26.199 --> 00:07:29.680 like these big cruise ships on TikTok or something and they're like going back and 123 00:07:29.680 --> 00:07:31.800 forth even though they're these huge ships, I don't know how people handle that. 124 00:07:32.000 --> 00:07:35.040 Like I've been on the TikTok side where it's all these people going to 125 00:07:35.079 --> 00:07:39.439 Antarctica lately and they have to go through the Drake passage and it's like a 126 00:07:39.480 --> 00:07:43.079 lot of times it gets delayed getting to Antarctica because the drake passage can be 127 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:46.040 so like treacherous. Oh, Jenny, it's so interesting. Yes, I 128 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:48.519 don't know how, Like I would love to do what they're doing, but 129 00:07:48.639 --> 00:07:51.439 that would scare me to even be on a boat when they're like, yeah, 130 00:07:51.439 --> 00:07:56.519 it's gonna be okay today, but you're still rocking back. Oh Okay, 131 00:07:56.639 --> 00:07:58.879 I'm going to stop and we're going to talk about the Drake Passage for 132 00:07:58.920 --> 00:08:03.040 a second. Okay. I just read a book called The Wager, and 133 00:08:03.120 --> 00:08:05.879 if we do a What's on your Radar this week, I'm going to talk 134 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:07.560 about the book The Wager. Yeah, and I picked it up on a 135 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:11.360 whim on one of the best seller tables at Barnes and Noble. The Wager 136 00:08:11.439 --> 00:08:15.319 is a ship, a British ship from two hundred and fifty years ago, 137 00:08:15.759 --> 00:08:22.360 and it was sailing from England around the tip of South America the Drake Passage, 138 00:08:22.399 --> 00:08:26.519 which are the most violent seas in the world because apparently the Atlantic and 139 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:31.200 Pacific come crashing against each other and it's cold and it's icebergs and it's awful. 140 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:39.639 And the fact that cruise ships go through some of the most violent seas 141 00:08:39.720 --> 00:08:46.559 in the world sounds horrible, scary and really exciting at the same time. 142 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:52.559 If I could do that and not get seasick. I would do it in 143 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:54.440 a heartbeat. That would be super cool if you want to read a really 144 00:08:54.440 --> 00:08:58.279 good book and you're into that kind of thing. The Wagers about this, 145 00:08:58.399 --> 00:09:01.639 you know, this man o war would sailing ship from two hundred and fifty 146 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:05.679 years ago that's going after treasure and they're trying to capture a ship. But 147 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:11.840 then they get sick and the ship gets damaged and they get shipwrecked and it 148 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:16.360 is called the Wager and some of them survive, and how they survive is 149 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:18.600 not no, it's not what you think, is not cannibalism. It's just 150 00:09:18.759 --> 00:09:24.919 really such a great story called the Wager. Okay. Next one, ar 151 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:28.519 Cheeto's at Chip. Sydney writes in we had people come over to play the 152 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:31.039 games and we got into a debate. Oh, I've never thought about that 153 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:35.120 one before. Ar Cheeto's a chip. Possible arguments Here we go, They're 154 00:09:35.159 --> 00:09:39.200 a chip because they're in the chip aisle. Rebuttal, so are pretzels and 155 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:43.679 popcorn? True? If they're not a chip, then what are they? 156 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:46.399 Rebuttal? Just like a pretzel, they're their own thing. If you need 157 00:09:46.399 --> 00:09:52.120 a classification, I would call them a puff. Further rebuttal well, then 158 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:56.159 ar Cheetos puffs considered puffy puffs. The answer is yes. So what do 159 00:09:56.200 --> 00:10:01.480 you think our Cheeto's a chip? Sidney? I love you. I don't 160 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:05.039 know. I did. They're not a chip in anymore. No, they're 161 00:10:05.080 --> 00:10:07.720 not a chip. They are Okay, I don't know. I just I 162 00:10:07.759 --> 00:10:11.759 would put them in the same category. I know that it's a different shape 163 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:16.360 made differently. But for me, I've always thought Cheetos are chips. They 164 00:10:16.360 --> 00:10:20.080 come in the little snack packs and the variety of chips that you get with 165 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:22.320 your lunches that you pack for your little cold lunches in high school and stuff. 166 00:10:22.399 --> 00:10:26.480 Yeah, Cheetos have always been chips to me. Okay, what would 167 00:10:26.519 --> 00:10:28.799 you say though? Are you saying that they'd be pussised or their own thing? 168 00:10:28.120 --> 00:10:31.679 There's their own thing. I think if you call them a chip, 169 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:37.279 it's not a huge sin. But they're just really not a chip. They're 170 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:41.200 a cheeto. It's kind of like I'm trying to think of, you know, 171 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:45.360 she said, popcorn is not a chip, Pretzels are not a chip, 172 00:10:46.279 --> 00:10:50.879 Fredo's are a chip. Bugles are bugles at chip or our bugles? 173 00:10:50.919 --> 00:10:54.679 Bugles I would say a chip, they're chip. Okay, interesting debate, 174 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:56.399 let us know what you think. Thank you, Sidney. Next one, 175 00:10:58.639 --> 00:11:01.879 I've got my Dave Ryan staff writer sticker and my other sticker, so thank 176 00:11:01.919 --> 00:11:05.759 you so much. They are proudly on display on my Stanley water bottle. 177 00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:09.000 But I wanted to email and start the random topic of the day, duo 178 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:15.039 lingo. I believe Dave tried babbel at one point to learn another language. 179 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:18.799 I did, and it didn't work. It just was not in any way 180 00:11:18.919 --> 00:11:22.080 clicking in my mind at all. I don't remember a bit of it from 181 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:26.759 day to day. I just finally gave up Spanish right learning Spanish. Yeah, 182 00:11:26.759 --> 00:11:28.519 and I think I got to cancel my subscription because I'm still a member 183 00:11:30.480 --> 00:11:35.399 over a year ago. Oh, I was so excited to remember. If 184 00:11:35.399 --> 00:11:37.559 you want to try to learn again, try Duo Lingo. It is very 185 00:11:37.600 --> 00:11:43.279 interactive and takes on the approach of a gaming style of learning. Highly recommend 186 00:11:43.279 --> 00:11:46.519 Plus it's more motivating with streaks and unlocking chess for points. That's all for 187 00:11:46.600 --> 00:11:50.919 now, have a great week, Kendra. Thank you. I think I 188 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:54.000 will try that one because I think it'd be really cool to learn enough Spanish 189 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:58.399 to at least say a few phrases. And you know, if I ever 190 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:03.519 meet some who is I told you about the time. This was so stupid 191 00:12:03.519 --> 00:12:07.080 and embarrassing, and it's me being a stupid white guy. So I get 192 00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:09.919 out of the car one day and there's some guys doing yard work in my 193 00:12:11.039 --> 00:12:15.480 garage and there they look like they're Mexican. So I walk up and I 194 00:12:15.519 --> 00:12:18.799 go ola, because I want to be like friendly, and some of them 195 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:22.879 don't you know. I thought they would appreciate me speaking Spanish, so I 196 00:12:22.879 --> 00:12:24.960 said hola, and one of them goes, hey, how are you, 197 00:12:26.440 --> 00:12:30.919 And I'm like, ah, fuck. He had the whitest Minnesota accent. 198 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:37.120 Ever he's Mexican. I mean, I guess he was Mexican. And I 199 00:12:37.159 --> 00:12:39.120 thought, what a dumb white guy thing to do. But at the same 200 00:12:39.159 --> 00:12:43.600 time, my intentions were good. Yeah, I believe him. My mom 201 00:12:43.639 --> 00:12:48.600 started speaking Spanish to the Taco Bell drive through person one time because she I've 202 00:12:48.600 --> 00:12:50.440 never seen my mom. I've seen my mom drunk like maybe three times in 203 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:54.080 my entire life, and this was the night where she was drunk, and 204 00:12:54.120 --> 00:12:58.240 we went through the Taco Bell drive through and she started speaking Spanish and I 205 00:12:58.320 --> 00:13:01.200 had to shout at her, and I said, mom, like, this 206 00:13:01.320 --> 00:13:09.279 isn't an authentic mexicanstot where everyone there might be of like the Spanish or Mexican 207 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:11.639 descent or something, so you better shut it. And she just kept screaming 208 00:13:11.720 --> 00:13:16.080 olaf to the person working that drive through, and I apologize to them. 209 00:13:16.159 --> 00:13:18.480 Oh my god, that is so funny. All right, I got time 210 00:13:18.519 --> 00:13:20.399 for one more. Then we're gonna take a quick break and then do a 211 00:13:20.399 --> 00:13:24.000 little edit here. I want to say thank you from Danielle for the staff 212 00:13:24.039 --> 00:13:28.720 rider sticker. I fall into the group of still not picking a place to 213 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:33.080 stick it because I'm afraid I will gret. I will regret where I put 214 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:35.919 it. Anyway. She tells a story about how somebody she's got two kids, 215 00:13:35.919 --> 00:13:41.720 and somebody went by the flashing school bus stop sign an arm that goes 216 00:13:41.759 --> 00:13:45.159 out. They went racing by without even stopping. God, and she's like, 217 00:13:45.200 --> 00:13:46.720 oh my god, and she tried to chase and yell and whatever, 218 00:13:48.159 --> 00:13:52.000 and the bus driver was able to get video footage. They caught the driver. 219 00:13:52.559 --> 00:13:56.360 They have a fine of up to one thousand dollars, ninety days in 220 00:13:56.480 --> 00:14:00.840 jail and or community service. It's gratifying to know that the person got what 221 00:14:01.000 --> 00:14:03.960 was coming to them. I hope they learned a lesson as well. I 222 00:14:03.039 --> 00:14:07.799 wanted to share this and ask if any of you or people listening have any 223 00:14:07.799 --> 00:14:13.120 good stories of people in the wrong getting what they deserve. Thanks for reading 224 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:16.720 from Danielle. I do. And one of my favorite is one of the 225 00:14:16.799 --> 00:14:20.240 DJs that was here in town that was basically he was an asshole and he 226 00:14:20.320 --> 00:14:24.000 eventually ruined his career by being an asshole. And one of the funniest parts 227 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:28.360 was when he got fired from his job. He called KATIEWB and said, 228 00:14:28.360 --> 00:14:31.480 hey, yeah, I'm calling to ask if there's any openings, and my 229 00:14:31.519 --> 00:14:35.440 boss said, are you fucking crazy? Won't ever fucking call us again? 230 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:39.039 So I was very happy to see that karma finally bit this guy in the 231 00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:43.039 ass. Yeah. Mine is just like literally a car was racing through everyone 232 00:14:43.120 --> 00:14:46.840 in standstill traffic on ninety four and then a cop saw them. Actually they 233 00:14:46.879 --> 00:14:50.240 were on what the side one and then the cops saw them and they got 234 00:14:50.279 --> 00:14:52.240 pulled over with him second. So that was karma right there. If you've 235 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:56.279 got one, would love to hear it, Send that in to Ryan Show 236 00:14:56.399 --> 00:15:00.279 at KTIWB dot com. All right, on to the next email. Here 237 00:15:00.279 --> 00:15:01.960 we go. There's a little seamless edit in there, so let me hit 238 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:07.159 the delete button on Danielle's email and we'll move on to this one. Here 239 00:15:07.200 --> 00:15:13.399 we go from Marie, can you give my cousin Katie Joe a shout out 240 00:15:13.440 --> 00:15:16.360 on the Minnesota Goodbye for her birthday? We've both written in two or three 241 00:15:16.360 --> 00:15:20.039 times, two or three years now to do this for each other. Our 242 00:15:20.080 --> 00:15:22.639 birthdays are both in February, only ten days apart. She will have turned 243 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:26.159 twenty eight by the time they read this, since her birthdays on February nineteenth. 244 00:15:26.399 --> 00:15:31.519 Cheers to now being in our late twenties. Here's something to chat about. 245 00:15:31.919 --> 00:15:35.679 Katie and I have have a new baby, her niece, my cousin 246 00:15:37.559 --> 00:15:39.639 in the family, who was born Valentine's Day. We both commented on how 247 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:45.159 that is going to suck. Getting Valentine's Day theme gives her entire life. 248 00:15:45.360 --> 00:15:48.720 Since her birthday is February fourteenth, poor girl will never escape pink and red 249 00:15:48.720 --> 00:15:52.840 hearts. That being said, if your birthday had to fall on a holiday, 250 00:15:54.559 --> 00:15:56.919 which holiday would you choose for it to fall on? And in contrast, 251 00:15:58.360 --> 00:16:02.000 which would be the worst holiday to have your birthday on Oh good we 252 00:16:02.759 --> 00:16:04.799 love listen to you guys. Would love a staff Rider sticker if there's any 253 00:16:04.879 --> 00:16:07.759 left and Dave has the time, of course, Marie, I will. 254 00:16:08.279 --> 00:16:12.039 I'll send one to you and one to your cousin. So just go back 255 00:16:12.120 --> 00:16:17.639 shout out Katie Joe one day late on your birthday, Okay. I would 256 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:22.679 say July fourth would be a good day to have your birthday because it's the 257 00:16:22.720 --> 00:16:26.200 only big summer holiday, right and I want to sell my birthday. I 258 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:30.120 wasn't saying it's summertime. Also, see I thought that at first, but 259 00:16:30.120 --> 00:16:33.200 then I think I'm going Halloween. My girlfriend was born really close to Halloween 260 00:16:33.279 --> 00:16:36.840 and she has a party every year for it, and so it's kind of 261 00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:41.080 like there's a built in celebration with Halloween and or the fourth of July. 262 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:42.320 So I feel like that's nice to have your birthday around the time, but 263 00:16:42.360 --> 00:16:45.679 it's not like a present celebration. You're not expected to bring presents, so 264 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:49.960 you're not being forgotten about in the present department. So obviously the worst one 265 00:16:49.960 --> 00:16:52.720 would be Christmas time. I think if you celebrate Christmas, that would be 266 00:16:52.799 --> 00:16:56.600 the worst holiday to have your birthday around. I don't think there's the worst 267 00:16:56.600 --> 00:16:59.799 one that I can think of than Christmas. I was going to actually say 268 00:16:59.799 --> 00:17:03.759 one of the worst ones I think would be how Halloween. My birthday's a 269 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:07.759 week exactly before Halloween. I never suffered for it. But if you want 270 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:10.400 to have a birthday party, you're going to have to move it away from 271 00:17:10.440 --> 00:17:14.559 Halloween because nobody's coming to your birthday party on Halloween. Yeah, because they've 272 00:17:14.599 --> 00:17:17.519 got to go trick or treating or they got a Halloween party. That's true. 273 00:17:17.519 --> 00:17:19.039 But if they're into Halloween, then you just host the Halloween party every 274 00:17:19.079 --> 00:17:22.599 year and then it's also your birthday party, like my girlfriend does. So 275 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:25.759 it works out great, you know what I mean? I guess. But 276 00:17:25.839 --> 00:17:29.839 that's for more of an adult, right true. As a child, You're 277 00:17:29.880 --> 00:17:32.559 right, it would have to be a little bit different. But they could 278 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:34.240 still throw a Halloween themed birthday party if they wanted to. I mean, 279 00:17:34.279 --> 00:17:37.279 I guess they could. Yeah, all right, are you into Halloween? 280 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:40.000 Because I feel like a lot of October people are really into that holl not 281 00:17:40.119 --> 00:17:44.079 really into Halloween. I try to enjoy it. I do enjoy handing out 282 00:17:44.119 --> 00:17:45.599 the candy. I turn on my fog machine. Yeah, I bought the 283 00:17:45.759 --> 00:17:51.000 giant ukulele plane skeleton last year. No, you forgot about it. You 284 00:17:51.160 --> 00:17:53.440 got two years ago. I got two years ago. I forgot to put 285 00:17:53.440 --> 00:17:59.720 it out this past year. Okay, all right, this is I'm going 286 00:17:59.759 --> 00:18:02.119 to read that one on the air. It's actually kind of funny, so 287 00:18:02.119 --> 00:18:07.839 I'm gonna save that one for on the radio. Here we go. Last 288 00:18:07.000 --> 00:18:11.799 week, a gen X boomer man wrote and asked for a millennial for millennial 289 00:18:11.839 --> 00:18:17.039 sex advice. Jenny had some great advice, but one more tip. You 290 00:18:17.279 --> 00:18:21.799 and your partner should read smutty books. I'm not talking straight up poor nothing 291 00:18:21.839 --> 00:18:22.920 wrong with that, of course, but I'm talking about books that have a 292 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:26.759 plot hot sex scenes. I've also learned so much about but desires and my 293 00:18:26.839 --> 00:18:32.000 partner and I have learned so much from these books. I would share more, 294 00:18:32.559 --> 00:18:34.680 but even though I feel like you are my BFFs, I'm shy. 295 00:18:36.279 --> 00:18:42.079 I recommend Sarah Kate, Kennedy, Ryan and a Huong hu Ang, Nikki 296 00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:47.400 Sloan and Sierra Simona's authors to try again. They are spicy. Don't read 297 00:18:47.400 --> 00:18:49.680 them if you're a prude. You guys are the best. Dart lick. 298 00:18:49.759 --> 00:18:56.960 Dart lick, anonymous reader I think the problem with that would be getting your 299 00:18:56.039 --> 00:19:00.200 partner to read a smutty book with you if they have no desire to have 300 00:19:00.279 --> 00:19:03.279 sex with you. Yeah, I think this smutty book would be a great 301 00:19:03.359 --> 00:19:10.440 aid with somebody who you're already have a great sex life with. Yeah. 302 00:19:10.759 --> 00:19:14.640 I've never read books that are just like smutty books. It's been more of 303 00:19:14.720 --> 00:19:18.599 like the ones I'm reading right now, where it's mythical and fairies and stuff, 304 00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:22.440 and then there's like sex infiltrated into it. So I've never read just 305 00:19:22.480 --> 00:19:25.720 like straight smuddy books besides your Fifty Shades of Gray. But that was a 306 00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:30.039 little I don't know, I guess extreme if you're into like BDSM kind of 307 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:33.880 stuff. But yeah, I think that what Dave said is, yeah, 308 00:19:33.920 --> 00:19:37.519 if you're both reading it at the same time, it might work. Yeah, 309 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:40.920 if one's reading it and the other one and then you tell the other 310 00:19:40.960 --> 00:19:42.640 person to read it, it's like, does that work out? And there 311 00:19:42.680 --> 00:19:48.200 hasn't been another Fifty Shades of Gray porn book out? Remember how big that 312 00:19:48.279 --> 00:19:51.759 was twelve years ago. Sure someone will email us in and tell us that 313 00:19:51.759 --> 00:19:53.319 there has been. It just probably wasn't as mainstream. But no, I 314 00:19:53.359 --> 00:19:57.000 agree there hasn't been really except for now everyone's into these fairy books and they 315 00:19:57.039 --> 00:20:00.400 all call it the fairy porn. What is tell me again with this? 316 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:03.119 That was the Aqatar series that I'm reading, but there's a lot of other 317 00:20:03.160 --> 00:20:07.519 ones too. But it's a Court of Thorns and Roses, and it's just 318 00:20:07.559 --> 00:20:14.400 got a lot of really seductive scenes. Attention. There's a lot of tension 319 00:20:14.519 --> 00:20:17.920 built up to like these big sex scenes, so you're just like waiting for 320 00:20:17.960 --> 00:20:21.039 it and stuff, and then you know, there's some weird things that happen. 321 00:20:21.079 --> 00:20:25.319 They are fairies. Yeah, Okay, you ever heard of giant test 322 00:20:25.359 --> 00:20:29.440 porn? Okay, only because I think you bought it up before. I 323 00:20:29.480 --> 00:20:33.000 never heard a giant test porn, but I'm very happy to bring it up 324 00:20:33.000 --> 00:20:36.359 here on the podcast. I didn't know what giant test porn was, but 325 00:20:36.519 --> 00:20:40.279 it was like, what is There was an article four or five months ago 326 00:20:41.880 --> 00:20:45.640 something like what is the number one searched porn in the fifty different states, 327 00:20:47.039 --> 00:20:49.440 and so you got like, you know, by porn, lesbian porn, 328 00:20:49.559 --> 00:20:55.839 straight porn, multi racial porn, whatever, and then several of the states 329 00:20:55.839 --> 00:21:00.599 had giant test porn. So I looked it up. Yeah, and from 330 00:21:00.640 --> 00:21:03.640 what I could tell from doing a little bit of research, it is animated, 331 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:12.279 computer generated giant women making love to tiny women, like by insertions and 332 00:21:12.319 --> 00:21:15.880 things like that, and it was just really weird. Hey, quickly running 333 00:21:15.920 --> 00:21:19.920 out of time. Send your emails to ryanshow at KDIWB dot com.