Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
Delia here with my real tight Homegirl and my daughter in law Beach everybody
else. We are here to talk unexpected. Yes, this is the show
about a bunch of teenagers ranging from fifteen to eighteen. Well, I don't
know. Jenna's I think nineteen now, Lily's like twenty two. Why is
she on this show? I'm so bored of her world. We're gonna get
to that. Yeah, but we're gonna talking about these teen pregnancies in these
dumpster fire families, which is what we love to do. Now, before
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Beatrice Wow all ride. So before we get into the episode, we do
have to talk about our schedule because things are changing so quickly and as Redcloons
with our fingers on the pulse of reality TV, we've got to be willing
to be flexible. Yeah, very flexible. So starting next week on Tuesday,
TLC is gonna be airing Welcome to Plat finally. Please please be very
emotional. I'm so excited for Welcome to Plath. That's our favorite, it
is it is our favorite an sister wise, yes, these are our favorites.
We are so basic, I mean basic White Girls for real. But
it's starting on Tuesday and we are going to be covering it starting week one,
so we're gonna have to shift some stuff around, explain it to the
people. Honey, it gets all foggy up there. For Yea, that's
because she's old. I'm sundowning. Isn't that what you just said? You
told me I was sundowning. Aren't you sweet because you said that? So
sweet? Ruscious? Anyway, because of the way, Plaithfill is going to
be releasing on Tuesday nights, and she's gonna be in bed by then so
we can record. So we're gonna have to record like on Thursdays, which
means our episodes are gonna be available on Fridays for plath Phill, and then
we're gonna switch the Sister Wives around. Those are gonna be released at the
beginning of the week on Mondays or something. Yeah, Mondays will be Sister
Wivesans. Fridays is going to be Welcome to Blathville and a mini wrap up
of Unexpected. Yeah, we're not gonna go crazy in those recaps for those
teen hos. No, We're just gonna have our organic raw thoughts. I've
got some raw thoughts on this episode. I was so triggered my jugular was
protruding by Ashley. Ashley the worst angry but just FYI whether you're listening on
the pod, whether you're watching, however you're following, things are going to
be a little bit fluid. We will let you know what we're doing,
but we'll be back. We'll be here for sure. I think there is
one week is it starting next week where there's just going to be one episode,
correct, and it's just gonna be clath fill with attacked on Unexpected,
and then we'll start the next week with our two episodes a week? Yes?
Do Is that making sense for everybody? I hope so? I hope
so as well. Just deal with it, Okay, Okay, Now let's
get into Unexpected, all right, girl, Well, let's just start with
the craziest one of them all, which was Anaya. And day day,
Naya's in the hospital, her blood pressures through the roof. She's COVID freaking
positive, and she's being induced into labor. Yeah, and Ashley is at
the Chili's getting food while her daughter's in the hospital. I'm surprised she's with
a man. I'm surprised she has a man. I'm surprised she will tolerate
a man. She seems like a man hating woman, a people hating a
human species and animals. Hating person, Yes, a hating ass lady.
She's a horrible she's a terrible person, horrible person, toxic af terrible mother.
I just couldn't believe it. Like so, she couldn't be arsed to
be in the hospital waiting for her daughter to be induced. And it takes,
you know, takes twelve to fourteen hours or something like that. It
takes a long time. I get it, okay, But she doesn't want
to be at the hospital. No, So Dade is there the whole entire
time. He had to take her to the hospital because her mom wouldn't take
her to the hospital. She thought she was being dramatic. She thought her
blood pressure wasn't that bad. She thought she wasn't that sick, so she
couldn't be bothered to take her daughter to the hospital on her day off.
So Day Day's there being totally awesome, super supportive. He's seventeen, but
he's there the entire time. He's not falling asleep, he's rubbing her feet,
he's taking care of her. He's a seventeen year old boy showing up
at that level for this young lady. I'm not very proud of dayDay in
this moment me too. He's been there the entire time. He hasn't left
a single moment. It's so great. And then when she gets her COVID
positive results, that's when the nurses tell her, Okay, you're positive,
but you can only have one person in the delivery room and nobody can go
like in and out. It's very restrictive. So then Anaya calls her mom
to tell her this, and then this is where Ashley decides to care right,
and decides to be nervous for her daughter's safety. Right. So this
was very perplexing for me because I don't feel like she has a maternal bone
in her body. No, I don't think she cares about her grandchild.
I don't think she cares about her own child. So I'm really wondering why
she needs to make her way to the hospital and make a show of being
the only person in the room with Anaya. It's like, once she learns
that there can only be one person, then she wants to be that one
person. Of course, is it like her exerting control, her demonstrating that
she is in the power position. And you know what, when I'm watching
Ashley talk and I'm listening to Anaya as well. I just get like a
bone deep vibe of physical abuse. Oh yeah, because when Ashley is like,
she'll do what I say m hm. I mean, she can do
what she wants, she can tell them what she wants, but it's going
to be what I say, I'm like, ooh, I feel that though.
I think Anaya is afraid of her mom is the only reason she's doing
what her mom wants her to do. Oh yeah. Ashley at one point
was like, if there's one thing about Annaya, she respects her mom.
And I'm like, is it respect, though, or is she afraid of
she She's afraid, She's afraid. Yeah, And it just pissed me off.
I was so triggered by Ashley because she shows up to the hospital and
she's like making a stink to the nurses because the nurses are like, oh,
well, she already has one visitor. It's her baby daddy, so
you can't come in there now. The receptionist nurse is trying to tell her,
like, it should be him that's in there, and she's going to
want him to be in there. Hello. And Ashley is actually copying an
attitude and arguing with this nurse who I think is actually trying to advocate for
Anaya and Day day Yeah, but it doesn't matter because once she learns that
data is a minor and that he can't actually make any decisions, nor can
Anaya, than the receptionist nurse knows, well, I gotta let this this
bitch asshole in. I mean, I guess, like I'm in the medical
field. I know the laws differ from state to state. I don't know
what it is. I think they're in Virginia. I don't know what it
is there, but like some states and some like hospital institutions and stuff will
like allow seventeen year olds to like make their own decisions. Correct me if
I'm fucking wrong. I don't know. It's different in every state. But
they're seventeen, so it's not like they're fifteen year old. It's like Kaylee
and Graham. I think Ashley, in my opinion, is just using that
for her advantage to play the mom card and be like, well, no,
I have to be in there. But why she doesn't want to be
a mom exactly? Why it's just for status to be like, yeah,
I was there in the delivery room because she's my baby, I care aboutter
you'll understand when you're a mom, you ain't acting like a mom, not
at all. It's terrible. It's poison me off well. And she's also
calling Anaya at the hospital reception to be like, you better let me in
there, like she's literally saying she's threatening her. She is. She's like,
if you want to keep Di Kwan in there, then you can't call
me for shit. You can't ask me for shit. Yeh, I'm not
going to be there for you period, if you choose him over your mom,
So you better make the decision. So of course Anayah has to be
like, Okay, dadamn, sorry, but my mom's gonna beat my ass
if I don't let her in here, so bye. And they end up
actually kicking him out of the hospital. So he can't even wait in the
waiting room because of COVID protocols and he's a minor and this and that,
so he has to leave straight up leave and just wait for word of when
his child is born. It's really sad, like he's trying to show up
for her. He's trying to be there for the birth of his firstborn child
and Ashley, for reasons I cannot ascertain other than you're a poisonous, vile
woman. You are taking this from him, and you're taking it from your
daughter as well. And then when you're in the fucking room, you're not
even being maternal or caring or nurturing at all. No, you're fucking laughing
at her when she talks about how much pain she's in and how she wants
an epidural. And then you're saying on the couch, this woman may be
so mad. You're saying on the couch that you don't think that your daughter
needed an epidural when you've only had c sections, right, bitch. I
was just like gob smacked. And I think Ania at one point or Anaia
sorry, asks sorry, my vowels are weird because I'm from Hawaii's so I've
pronounced the vials a little differently. But Ania says to the mom, can
you rub my feet? And her mom laughs at her, just like I'm
doing stuff that Daydae's supposed to be doing for you. That's not me.
I'm never gonna do that. So then why are you in this room?
Why are you in the room rubbing her feet? He's in the room making
her feel better. Yeah, he's in the room reducing her anxiety and loving
on her. Why are you there? I don't know. She was bad.
She made me so mad, and like I've been seeing people on Reddit
being like, well, it's the fault of Anaya, Like she should have
confronted her mom and told her, no, I don't want you in the
room. I want Dayde. But I'm like, hmm, I don't know.
Ashley kind of scares me. Ashley seems like the kind of mom that
would have totally retaliated and taken it out on her the second she got home
from the hospital, so she had to be in there, and she's probably
afraid of her mom, so she can't just sit there and stand up and
be like, no, I don't want you there. Now, that's something
I totally would have done. But if Ashley was my mom, I would
have been like, Okay, I guess you can come in. I guess
because what else do I have? Like what other option do I have?
You're going home to Ashley's house exactly, and you're going to need Ashley's help,
so you might as well do what Ashley is telling you to do.
It was just really abusive and really awful to watch, and I of course
immediately went up on Instagram, went up to the TLC Instagram page. They
had clips of Anaya being in the hospital and just comment after a comment after
a comment, just dragging Ashley. But you know she doesn't care. No,
she thinks she's in the right. Oh yeah, well, and that's
the other thing too, Like she's arguing with the nurse and arguing with Anaya
and saying like, well, they're both miners. They can't sign off for
everything. And I'm like, okay, but you haven't been at the hospital
this entire fucking time. Your daughter's been in the hospital for twelve hours,
getting treatment, getting drugs, getting everything she needs, and she's been fine
without you, So don't play that card now that she has COVID and you
have to be there because there's only one person. Like that's so messed up
to me. I just couldn't stand her. Yeah, the whole thing was
bad. The whole bad thing was bad, and I felt terribly for day
day. And when we see the preview and he's talking about and listing in
the Air Force, I mean, he just seems pretty checked out. I'd
be checked out too, Like if I had no agency and if I had
no control over like being there for the birth of my own child, and
I've got this toxic, fucking woman who's calling the shots. I'd be like,
peace out. You know, I will provide for my child, but
I'm not going to be dealing with this drama all the time, no way.
And that sucks because he's just kind of perpetuating this like stereotype that Ashley's
perpetuating, which is that men ain't shit and they won't ever do anything for
their children. Because she said that on the show, like She's like,
I don't think Dada is going to be a part of his life. And
I'm like, okay, well, now you're creating that because you're not allowing
him to be in the delivery room, and you're also not allowing your kids
to like live together or him have a presence within the kid's life. I
bet oh, once the kid's born, Ashley's not going to let Dayta be
around as much as he was. She's gonna put him down, she's going
to dismiss him, she's going to make him feel like less of a parent,
less of a man. She's going to be just as toxic an application
when they're trying to parent. Then she is now in this hospital room,
it's just awful. I mean, we get mad. This is a reality
TV but like, there are people on this planet who act this way and
think they have every right to and it just it's wild. It's so wild,
and I feel bad for these kids. Oh me too. Ashley's horrible.
Yep, she's the worst. She's by far the worst mom on this
show. And then we have Kaylee and Graham. And Kaylie is getting ready
for her thirty seven week check up. Yep, she wants Graham to be
there, but he's not answering his phone, right because he's playing basketball,
playing basketball and tending to his sick bipolar mom, right, I guess.
So I don't know much about anything or bipolar though, like, and I
don't know that I know anybody who is bipolar. So I just say that
to say that I really don't have experience with what it looks like to share
space cohabate with somebody who is bipolar, because they keep referring to the person
as sick, and of course mental illness is an illness. But like as
you said last week, there are plenty of people with bipolar and all sorts
of issues who are productive and they're taking their kids to soccer and to school,
and they're cooking the meals and they're doing all the things that they need
to do. So I just don't know what the reality is for somebody who
has bipolar. But it just seems to me, Beatrice, that this woman
is constantly quote unquote sick, whether that's meth sick or heroin sip, dope
sick, whether that's dope sick or BPD sick. But like, does it
really end up looking like that You're just in bed all the time. Isn't
BPD like super depressed and then manic? Well, BPD is referred to as
by as a borderline personality. Oh so bipolar is totally different, Okay,
correct? All right? So is bipolar up and down? Manic depressed,
manic depressed? Yeah, there's technically two types of bipolar. There's bipolar one,
which is like the most comment which is the supermanic, and then the
super depressed and it's the cycles. And then bipolar two. I don't know
if it's like still considered a thing. There's been like debates about it.
Don't fucking quote me on it, But bipolar two is like the opposite where
you're always like super fucking depressed, Like you don't necessarily have as many manic
episodes. Okay, And now I have family who have bipolar Like this runs
in my family. I have several family members who have bipolar one, and
I've seen them go up and down, and I've seen them they have kids,
like, they have a whole family, and they can manage, they
can function. Yeah, but that's not to say that it can't be debilitating.
Well, for sure, that it can be acute and debilitating depending on
what kind of traitment you're getting. Yeah, but you're talking about bipolar two
being predominantly depressive. So maybe that's what Becky has. Maybe, But I'm
like, I have a hard time believing that you're just sick all the time
from bipolar because you have a job and like, you have a kid,
like And I also hate and resent the fact that she's using Graham as a
crutch and as a support for him for her while she's going through these episodes.
That's not fucking fair to put that on a fifteen year old boy,
right, And for him to feel the need and the obligation to be there
and be the man of the house and take care of his mom and take
care of the house while his mom's dope, sick in the back or sick
from her bipolar is really fucked up to me. So I think there's more
that's going on behind the scenes there than what we're being told on TV.
Yes, And I think, like surface level, we can all look at
Graham and we can say, well, you suck like you're not showing up
to things, You're not going to appointments, you don't seem like happy to
want to participate in the process that's happening right now. And we can say
that, But when you look deeper and you see how anxious he is,
and I feel like we're seeing him lose weight just in the season since it's
begun, Like when he's sitting on the couch crying about having to be the
man of the house because there's no man around, like he looks skinny to
me. He looks like a shivering chihuahua. To me, this boy is
crying, This boy is feeling things on a really I'm kind of worried about
this Kay too, because he feels like this baby is a prison sentence,
yep. And he's already stressed out trying to take care of his mom.
He's already learning how to use sickness as an excuse so he doesn't show up
and be responsible in his own life. But like maybe he can't because he
too has some mental stuff going on. I just feel really bad for him.
And then you have Kaylee, who again got pregnant when she's fourteen.
So let's go back to these parents, Becky and Mandy, who facilitated this
entire relationship, driving these little kids back and forth to their houses where they
are banging and ultimately get pregnant. Like what did you think was going to
happen? Hello, So you're not parenting them on that level. But now
that we've got this other stuff, Kaylee being a spoiled brat, Graham having
a breakdown, Like you're not there for them for that either, not at
all. It's really distressing to watch on my TV. Beadress, Oh,
I know, because they're literally children's Like they don't know how to navigate,
Like all of these emotions and all of these responses. It's really messed up.
I don't know how to do it. I know. I mean,
you're in your thirties. I'm in my thirties. We don't know how to
do it, you know, like road asks. People don't know how to
navigate life an adult greet, and we're expecting Graham and Kaylee to know how
to do this. I know, it's really frustrating. And so like this
whole segment with them is that Kaylee's pissed off because he's not answering his phone
because she wants him to come to this thirty seven week appointment that's like the
next day, like early in the morning, and so they're like trying to
figure out whether or not they're gonna pick him up. I guess Kaylee's dad
is just like chilling in his driveway at his house and basically forces him to
get in the car and come over to their house and stay the night with
no notice or anything like that. And so he ultimately comes over to their
house and this is where he like automatically has like a breakdown because Kaylee's on
his ass like why and chance or my phone call also are you here for
me? Or are you here for Easton? And he's like, I'm here
for the both of you, but I'm very clearly stressed out. And that's
not good enough for Kaylee because again she's fifteen and she's not mature and she
doesn't know how to handle herself, and so he starts to have a stress
response and they take it into the kitchen, and then there's Mandy trying to
figure out what's going on with these kids and how she can make it better.
It's just a shit show. It is a straight up fire and a
dumpster for sure. Oh one. And I will give Mandy credit in this
episode because I actually liked how she handled Graham's stress response, because he's sitting
there like crying and expressing how upset and stressed he is about all of this,
and Mandy's like being a mom, like she's totally being supportive and being
like it's okay, Like you got us too, Like if you need us,
you can call us, and like, please rely on us. I
know you've got your mom who's got bipolar and meth addiction. And she also
says, and you know, I'm sure she's going to be there for you.
Exactly. I think she says to Graham, You're gonna be a good
dad, like she tries to be encouraging. Yeah, So I think that's
I think that's what he needs. Oh, I don't know if he's reachable
at all. I don't know either, because judging from the preview, yeah,
it seems like he's just gonna go back to deuces. Bye, I'm
not going to be present, And I mean, it's hard for me because
obviously that's not the best behavior and we shouldn't encourage that from a fifteen year
old boy. But at the same time, he's a fifteen year old boy,
Like, can you really expect like this level of maturity from a kid
who's got to deal with his crazy mom. But at the same time,
Graham, you're gonna have to get your shit together exactly because now you got
a kid, and you're gonna have to figure out how to do this.
But if you're going to have parents who just shield you and enable you,
then it's going to take longer than it needs to. It's just very sad
all the way around. Sad. I don't know where the jokes are here.
For the jokes, I can't find the joke. Not funny. These
people are sad. It's really it's not It's not funny at all, not
funny at all. And then we have like a brief segment with Emily and
Nate. Oh my god, oh Emily, I can't stand her. Oh
my sorry, I know she's just a young woman trying to make it in
this world, just carrying a baby. She's only one centimeter dilated. She's
really I'm happy about it. And then you've got poor Nate sitting in the
truck with her, doesn't know what to say because anything he says is not
gonna be good enough, because Emily just takes it upon herself to constantly mother
him, which, of course men love that. Oh total men totally get
their dick hard for you when you mother them. I'm just like, oh,
this girl tries my patience. Did you know that they're married? What
did you know that they're still together? No? Yes, girl, yes,
bitch, it's true what I saw it on the riddits. And then
I'm like, let me google it. They're married. I googled it and
many people are saying there are a lot of comments verifying that not only are
they together, they got married. That's unfortunate. Yeah, it's not gonna
last. Sorry, sorry Nate, I'm sorry Emily, but it's not gonna
last. It's not. And like I want to give Nate props because I
feel like he's kind of trying. He just doesn't know how to support somebody
like Emily, where like nothing is ever good enough for a black hole of
need, I mean constantly, and like I want to give her props too,
because she's forty fucking weeks pregnant and she just wants to not be pregnant
anymore, Right, that's totally fair. And to like be told that you're
not even a centimeter dilated at forty weeks, I mean, like I can't
even imagine you were ready to pop, and you're like, why get this
baby out of me? It's like I feel for her, but at the
same time, it's like, you let this sixteen year old boy bay you
when you were pregnant seventeen, eighteen seventeen. Yeah, so like, why
are you expecting him to like stand up all of a sudden know how to
be a stand up guy again? Sixteen years old? Right, he doesn't
know anything, and I'm not neither do you, Emily. Even though you
act like you know everything exactly, you don't. She's calling Taren in the
car like bitching about this, and she's calling Taren's son a lump and he's
being unsupportive, and Taran on the couch is like Emily needs to chill out.
Like he's sixteen. You need to give him time to grow. And
I feel like Nate is the kind of person that will grow up and like
mature hope. I think there's some raw materials and some potential for him to
do so. But he's a young zygo baby. He's practically in you to
row himself. Are we going to be giving birth to Nate's seriously, come
on, I'm just like, I can't give this kid a break. They're
a trash fire over there. And then, last, but not least,
we have the most boring couple on the season. Why Lily and Lawrence?
What, I'm like, why do we have them on my TV? Why?
I feel like we could have found another teen mom couple, but no,
we have Lilli Lawrence. At least a teen mom who are expecting.
Yeah, like anything would be better than what Lawrence and Lily are giving us.
I know we didn't even see Lawrence this episode, nor did I miss
him. No, he's just a lump. To speak about lump because he's
actually lump. He doesn't want to be there. I don't want him to
be here. Yeah, so Lily and her mom, Yeah, Lily and
her mom and Lily's son l J. Yes go to her dream venu to
talk to the catering coordinator dude, and she brings thet LJ along and he's
on one. He's ready to destroy everything. Now. Previous to this meeting,
Lily was supposed to have filled out some sort of a survey slash questionnaire
so that these folks at her dream then you can create the wedding of her
dream. But she hasn't filled out anything. Laurence doesn't want to participate in
any way, not unlike what happened with Christmas. He's like, you take
care of it. I don't care. I'm just going to finance it,
and she's just but is he? I don't think anybody's gonna be financing this
other than TLC. Yeah. Probably, But she didn't fill out anything.
She just shows up with this crazy kid and her mom, and her mom's
being so critical of like her kid and how the kid's behaving and the whole
wedding process. But then her mom to the cameras is like, I know
I've been very critical. I know I've been very skeptical, but I'm actually
very supportive. I want to be shared with my daughter yeah, because my
mom was a total raving bitch at my wedding because she hated my husband.
So I don't want to be like that. We all become our mother's honey.
Yeah, like what we have to break those chains exactly, have to
break those ancestral person true, but like if we're not careful, we do
become our mothers. Yes, And I think Lily's mom is becoming her mom.
And Lily, you're gonna have to be careful too. And Lily,
I'm like, what are you doing. You're like whipping out your booth,
I know, because you gotta feed LJ. He's pooping on the floor.
You gotta change his diabies. I know. Oh, it's embarrassing. It's
really embarrassing. He's like drawing all over the desk. He's screaming. She's
got this iPad that he doesn't even care about. I mean, this man's
time is worth something like these people are taking time out of their day to
meet with you. You're not even serious. You haven't filled out any of
the paperwork. Do you even have the money? I mean that is a
question. What's going on? Why are these people on her show called Unexpected?
I don't know, And I don't care about your wedding. I really
don't at all, because it sounds like from the preview it's going to be
called off right, So all of this is for nothing because she got herself
a stripper girl, just like that little guy with the little hands. What
was his name, Clayton? Yes, then she got a stripper strapper,
and so Lawrence gonna get mad. Oh, I know, which is so
fucked up because they had an agreement, like he said, no strippers,
and then you have a bachelorette party with this old ass stripper. Did you
see that stripper? He looked old? Know, it was like was he
sun down in? He just looked really old to be a stripper. Like
that's so weird. He's got her his dig in her face. Oh,
it's gonna be a train wreck. I love it. I know I went
to see it. Yes, let's have it all get blown apart, please,
And then we have Jenna going back to Pennsylvania. Thought about Jenna,
Yeah, I know she would have been better on this episode. Yeah,
Lillian Lawrence. But yes, Jenna's having to go back to Pennsylvania because her
bitch ass baby daddy is filing for emergency custody. His sole purpose in life
is just to make her angry, just and do things that like circumvent her
plans. I mean, that's so wild. It's kind of funny, I
know, because he's like nineteen years old, yeah, nineteen or twenty years
old, and his whole life purpose is just to destroy her life. Oh,
I know. It's kind and she's so spoiled though, I'm like,
I'm glad you have to deal with adult shit. This is what happens when
you co parent with Jerk. Welcome to the world. Well, and that's
what makes me wonder. Like I said a couple episodes ago, when she
moves to Myrtle Beach, I'm like, did you get this whole agreement that
he didn't want to have custody of Luca in writing? Because if you did,
then this whole like emergency custody agreement would have been Nolan void. But
I don't think she got it in writing because she's dumb. She just talked
to him and he's like, yeah, sure, move your entire life and
our child all the way down to Myrtle Beach to be with your new man.
And as soon as you get there, the very week there I'm gonna
serve your ass with an emergency order for custody like that is so wild uncensored
though, real quick. Okay, all right, we are back from uncensored.
By the way, uncensored bits can only be viewed and or heard on
Patreon. So if you want to support us in here, all of our
wild shit, you gotta go to the Patriot. There's a lot of stuff
up there, all right, But back to Jenna. Yeah, So anyway,
Jenna has to fly back to Pennsylvania, and then while she's in Pennsylvania,
she misses her period and has to take a pregnancy test. And I
guarantee you JJ in that big ol'd head God in it. He puts foot
in it, his head in it, and his dicken it uh huh,
his raw dick. Let's remind y'all because they don't use protection. So she's
peg auntae pregnant. Oh's big headed child. That's it. Don't be a
big head coming out of all your business and any big granium canter loop,
good lord. And then Emily finally has their baby. Yeah, and she
went and moved in with Nate and Taren, but then she quickly moved out
for a very short amount of time. Then she went back to pop book
yeah, because teren ain't having it. Yeah, and Terreen says something like
Emily didn't want to share the air, or like didn't like the air I
breathe, I couldn't share this space. I don't know what's going on.
What do you think is happening. I bet Taren was trying to be a
mom and trying to give her advice and like trying to help her out with
the pregnancy, because that was the whole reason why Emily moved in there in
the first place. And then Emily being stubborn as fuck. I don't know
it all. Probably was like that's not how you did it, eh,
Probably just bitching at her the whole time. Time And go back to your
enabling, slightly predatory father. I don't think you're a weird big headed father.
Also, lots of big ants show I gave Lily's mama pad, I
know, but I was thinking it, I know, looking at these people
big heads. And we have Lily's dumb bachelorette party with a stripper. Laurence
gets mad, and then Kaylee also is about to have their baby and it
sounds like she might have to have an emergency sea section because the baby's not
coming out right, and her useless predator father doesn't know what to do because
her little baby're gonna have to get a sea fiction. And then the baby
comes and what's his name? Graham? Graham's like, cute kid, But
I gotta go. I gotta go hang out with my friend or something.
My mom's sick. Yeah. See yeah, as a typical fifteen year old,
Like we're laughing, this is terrible. It is terrible. Like what
did you expect? Kaylee? Expected something different? But that's how you learn.
This is why you should tell your kids. Don't have sex with someone
you're not prepared to have a kid with. Yes, I mean that's just
the long and short of it. Yeah, but if you're gonna leave them
in a house together and they've got raging hormones and one has the penis and
one has the vagina, we don't have a kid. Hello, kid is
gonna come along. At least my daughter was a lesbian. I didn't have
to worry about that, thank god. Yes, no kid. Could you
imagine if you were a grandma at forty I wanted to be I wanted to
be I wanted I kind of wanted my daughter to be a teen mom.
I'm like, are you sure you don't like boys? You're sure you don't
want to try to kiss a boy just like marble? No? Oh my,
all right. God. See, my mom always scared me and my
little sister straight growing up. So she's like, never have a kid when
you're young, because I was a teen mom and it was so terrible.
And then she marries a guy with two teenage daughters and they one of them
has kids young. And then my mom ends up being a grandma at like
forty, and I was like, see what you get, mom? Yep,
that's what you get. But you did well. Yeah, but it's
time, I know. I mean, you're in your thirties centy. Listen,
if I could create one, we would have already had like five by
now. I just have to bring it up. I'm sorry. Is it
rude? Does it make you feel? Is undue pressure on you? You
know what we should do on Patreon? We should have a gofund me for
our adoption fund, Oh my god, for your insemination could be live stream
it. Yeah, you're inemination. Oh so you know we're going to adopt.
But I mean I think it's actually cheaper to get inseminated like Laala did
on vander Pumperls. Now, I'm sure she went to a very hot class
semen bank and stuff like that. But like I had a friend up in
Sacramento and she went to the Kaiser and it was paid for under her insurance.
Now, she did have to pay for the jizz. I think she
paid four thousand dollars for like five vials. Though one vial got her one
baby, She's got four more vials and she could have four more babies and
it was only four thousand dollars. I'm just saying, I feel like the
raccoons, we could crowdsource to baby baby, or we could adopt. Okay,
I don't want to ruin my figure. Yeah that's true, And it
does seem like it's very painful. And I'm just watching poor Anaya. I
was just saying her feet rubbed, and I was remembering myself because I wanted
to get an epidural but it was too fat. Yeah, they couldn't get
that needle between the spinal parts. They nicked, Yes, they nicked.
I did. They nicked my spinal membrane, so I had like a spinal
headache. I couldn't stand up, but it was the whole thing. They
had to do a blood patch in order to cover the nick. It was
terrible. I never got the epidural. I had to give birth without drugs.
Oh my god, how was your labor? M I was on potocin,
so I was induced, not on like a naya. And I think
it started at like seven in the morning and I gave birth a round two
or three. Oh my gosh. Yeah, but I was on like drugs,
yeah, up until I couldn't be on drugs anymore. Yeah, And
I think it was in the last hour and I think I pushed like three
times and then here comes baby fifteen minutes. Probably. Well, I've been
seeing some things on the Instagram that you can have a baby real quick if
you're drinking things like Okra water. Oh did you water? Yeah, it's
like it's not supposed to taste bat or anything like that. You can put
like sweeter and stuff in it, but apparently it makes a baby slide out.
Oh gosh. I don't know. So if I got pregnant, I'll
probably drink Okra water. That would be very helpful. Yeah, you could
definitely crowdsource Okral water. For you. I'm sure would be willing to do
that. Raccoons, help us so I can have a baby, so she
can be a grandma. That's all I want. I mean, grandma in
my thirties is a little young. I know, grandma in my thirties,
but I'm willing if you are. I got all right? Is there anything
else that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons before we get to flug
out of here? Betdrills? Well, if you love our podcast, I
sure hope you go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a glowing five
star review. It really helps us grow the pod and also crowdsource so I
can have a baby. Thank you. We will be back later this week
with Sister Wives Rewind. We are wrapping up season four. It's the call
to sack ernest payment Honey. We're putting money down all these homes. It's
a very exciting time if you're into the rewind. So we'll be back to
do that. Until then, please do not forget that we have nothing but
love for you and peace. Oh night bag O. Yeah,