WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:14.679 Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts, 2 00:00:14.919 --> 00:00:20.399 Delia here with my real tight Homegirl and my daughter in law Beach everybody 3 00:00:20.480 --> 00:00:25.039 else. We are here to talk unexpected. Yes, this is the show 4 00:00:25.120 --> 00:00:29.719 about a bunch of teenagers ranging from fifteen to eighteen. Well, I don't 5 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:33.200 know. Jenna's I think nineteen now, Lily's like twenty two. Why is 6 00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:36.000 she on this show? I'm so bored of her world. We're gonna get 7 00:00:36.039 --> 00:00:39.520 to that. Yeah, but we're gonna talking about these teen pregnancies in these 8 00:00:39.679 --> 00:00:43.200 dumpster fire families, which is what we love to do. Now, before 9 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:46.880 we get into it, we do have to issue you a disclaimer, please, 10 00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:51.439 Haji, I have a adjukids. 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That's our favorite, it 29 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:14.360 is it is our favorite an sister wise, yes, these are our favorites. 30 00:02:14.479 --> 00:02:17.039 We are so basic, I mean basic White Girls for real. But 31 00:02:17.080 --> 00:02:22.159 it's starting on Tuesday and we are going to be covering it starting week one, 32 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:24.120 so we're gonna have to shift some stuff around, explain it to the 33 00:02:24.120 --> 00:02:27.639 people. Honey, it gets all foggy up there. For Yea, that's 34 00:02:27.639 --> 00:02:30.159 because she's old. I'm sundowning. Isn't that what you just said? You 35 00:02:30.199 --> 00:02:34.719 told me I was sundowning. Aren't you sweet because you said that? So 36 00:02:34.840 --> 00:02:39.800 sweet? Ruscious? Anyway, because of the way, Plaithfill is going to 37 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:44.039 be releasing on Tuesday nights, and she's gonna be in bed by then so 38 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:50.280 we can record. So we're gonna have to record like on Thursdays, which 39 00:02:50.319 --> 00:02:53.560 means our episodes are gonna be available on Fridays for plath Phill, and then 40 00:02:53.560 --> 00:02:55.479 we're gonna switch the Sister Wives around. Those are gonna be released at the 41 00:02:55.479 --> 00:02:59.400 beginning of the week on Mondays or something. Yeah, Mondays will be Sister 42 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:02.759 Wivesans. Fridays is going to be Welcome to Blathville and a mini wrap up 43 00:03:02.759 --> 00:03:07.599 of Unexpected. Yeah, we're not gonna go crazy in those recaps for those 44 00:03:07.599 --> 00:03:12.599 teen hos. No, We're just gonna have our organic raw thoughts. I've 45 00:03:12.639 --> 00:03:16.960 got some raw thoughts on this episode. I was so triggered my jugular was 46 00:03:17.080 --> 00:03:24.319 protruding by Ashley. Ashley the worst angry but just FYI whether you're listening on 47 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:28.280 the pod, whether you're watching, however you're following, things are going to 48 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:30.439 be a little bit fluid. We will let you know what we're doing, 49 00:03:30.479 --> 00:03:32.120 but we'll be back. We'll be here for sure. I think there is 50 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:36.599 one week is it starting next week where there's just going to be one episode, 51 00:03:36.719 --> 00:03:39.800 correct, and it's just gonna be clath fill with attacked on Unexpected, 52 00:03:40.439 --> 00:03:45.240 and then we'll start the next week with our two episodes a week? Yes? 53 00:03:45.240 --> 00:03:47.080 Do Is that making sense for everybody? I hope so? I hope 54 00:03:47.120 --> 00:03:50.639 so as well. Just deal with it, Okay, Okay, Now let's 55 00:03:50.639 --> 00:03:53.840 get into Unexpected, all right, girl, Well, let's just start with 56 00:03:53.919 --> 00:03:59.400 the craziest one of them all, which was Anaya. And day day, 57 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:03.919 Naya's in the hospital, her blood pressures through the roof. She's COVID freaking 58 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:11.199 positive, and she's being induced into labor. Yeah, and Ashley is at 59 00:04:11.199 --> 00:04:15.879 the Chili's getting food while her daughter's in the hospital. I'm surprised she's with 60 00:04:15.000 --> 00:04:19.639 a man. I'm surprised she has a man. I'm surprised she will tolerate 61 00:04:19.680 --> 00:04:25.519 a man. She seems like a man hating woman, a people hating a 62 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:30.199 human species and animals. Hating person, Yes, a hating ass lady. 63 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:33.920 She's a horrible she's a terrible person, horrible person, toxic af terrible mother. 64 00:04:34.399 --> 00:04:38.399 I just couldn't believe it. Like so, she couldn't be arsed to 65 00:04:38.399 --> 00:04:42.120 be in the hospital waiting for her daughter to be induced. And it takes, 66 00:04:42.439 --> 00:04:45.000 you know, takes twelve to fourteen hours or something like that. It 67 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:46.720 takes a long time. I get it, okay, But she doesn't want 68 00:04:46.759 --> 00:04:49.879 to be at the hospital. No, So Dade is there the whole entire 69 00:04:49.879 --> 00:04:54.800 time. He had to take her to the hospital because her mom wouldn't take 70 00:04:54.839 --> 00:04:58.240 her to the hospital. She thought she was being dramatic. She thought her 71 00:04:58.240 --> 00:05:01.720 blood pressure wasn't that bad. She thought she wasn't that sick, so she 72 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:04.639 couldn't be bothered to take her daughter to the hospital on her day off. 73 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:11.879 So Day Day's there being totally awesome, super supportive. He's seventeen, but 74 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:15.319 he's there the entire time. He's not falling asleep, he's rubbing her feet, 75 00:05:15.439 --> 00:05:19.839 he's taking care of her. He's a seventeen year old boy showing up 76 00:05:19.920 --> 00:05:24.000 at that level for this young lady. I'm not very proud of dayDay in 77 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:27.480 this moment me too. He's been there the entire time. He hasn't left 78 00:05:27.560 --> 00:05:31.199 a single moment. It's so great. And then when she gets her COVID 79 00:05:31.240 --> 00:05:35.680 positive results, that's when the nurses tell her, Okay, you're positive, 80 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:39.959 but you can only have one person in the delivery room and nobody can go 81 00:05:40.079 --> 00:05:44.480 like in and out. It's very restrictive. So then Anaya calls her mom 82 00:05:44.480 --> 00:05:47.079 to tell her this, and then this is where Ashley decides to care right, 83 00:05:47.399 --> 00:05:53.439 and decides to be nervous for her daughter's safety. Right. So this 84 00:05:53.639 --> 00:05:58.879 was very perplexing for me because I don't feel like she has a maternal bone 85 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:01.399 in her body. No, I don't think she cares about her grandchild. 86 00:06:01.519 --> 00:06:05.279 I don't think she cares about her own child. So I'm really wondering why 87 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:10.480 she needs to make her way to the hospital and make a show of being 88 00:06:10.519 --> 00:06:15.120 the only person in the room with Anaya. It's like, once she learns 89 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:16.959 that there can only be one person, then she wants to be that one 90 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:23.079 person. Of course, is it like her exerting control, her demonstrating that 91 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:26.800 she is in the power position. And you know what, when I'm watching 92 00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:30.800 Ashley talk and I'm listening to Anaya as well. I just get like a 93 00:06:30.920 --> 00:06:38.079 bone deep vibe of physical abuse. Oh yeah, because when Ashley is like, 94 00:06:38.160 --> 00:06:40.040 she'll do what I say m hm. I mean, she can do 95 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:42.240 what she wants, she can tell them what she wants, but it's going 96 00:06:42.279 --> 00:06:45.079 to be what I say, I'm like, ooh, I feel that though. 97 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:48.839 I think Anaya is afraid of her mom is the only reason she's doing 98 00:06:48.879 --> 00:06:51.199 what her mom wants her to do. Oh yeah. Ashley at one point 99 00:06:51.360 --> 00:06:55.680 was like, if there's one thing about Annaya, she respects her mom. 100 00:06:55.839 --> 00:06:58.160 And I'm like, is it respect, though, or is she afraid of 101 00:06:58.199 --> 00:07:01.480 she She's afraid, She's afraid. Yeah, And it just pissed me off. 102 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:05.600 I was so triggered by Ashley because she shows up to the hospital and 103 00:07:05.639 --> 00:07:10.800 she's like making a stink to the nurses because the nurses are like, oh, 104 00:07:10.839 --> 00:07:13.639 well, she already has one visitor. It's her baby daddy, so 105 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:16.240 you can't come in there now. The receptionist nurse is trying to tell her, 106 00:07:16.279 --> 00:07:19.040 like, it should be him that's in there, and she's going to 107 00:07:19.079 --> 00:07:24.600 want him to be in there. Hello. And Ashley is actually copying an 108 00:07:24.600 --> 00:07:28.759 attitude and arguing with this nurse who I think is actually trying to advocate for 109 00:07:28.800 --> 00:07:31.399 Anaya and Day day Yeah, but it doesn't matter because once she learns that 110 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:35.680 data is a minor and that he can't actually make any decisions, nor can 111 00:07:35.759 --> 00:07:40.199 Anaya, than the receptionist nurse knows, well, I gotta let this this 112 00:07:40.439 --> 00:07:43.920 bitch asshole in. I mean, I guess, like I'm in the medical 113 00:07:43.920 --> 00:07:46.600 field. I know the laws differ from state to state. I don't know 114 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:49.120 what it is. I think they're in Virginia. I don't know what it 115 00:07:49.199 --> 00:07:55.000 is there, but like some states and some like hospital institutions and stuff will 116 00:07:55.000 --> 00:07:58.160 like allow seventeen year olds to like make their own decisions. Correct me if 117 00:07:58.160 --> 00:08:00.759 I'm fucking wrong. I don't know. It's different in every state. But 118 00:08:01.959 --> 00:08:05.199 they're seventeen, so it's not like they're fifteen year old. It's like Kaylee 119 00:08:05.240 --> 00:08:07.680 and Graham. I think Ashley, in my opinion, is just using that 120 00:08:09.360 --> 00:08:11.279 for her advantage to play the mom card and be like, well, no, 121 00:08:11.399 --> 00:08:13.639 I have to be in there. But why she doesn't want to be 122 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:18.199 a mom exactly? Why it's just for status to be like, yeah, 123 00:08:18.199 --> 00:08:20.519 I was there in the delivery room because she's my baby, I care aboutter 124 00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:24.759 you'll understand when you're a mom, you ain't acting like a mom, not 125 00:08:24.839 --> 00:08:28.399 at all. It's terrible. It's poison me off well. And she's also 126 00:08:28.560 --> 00:08:33.600 calling Anaya at the hospital reception to be like, you better let me in 127 00:08:33.639 --> 00:08:37.960 there, like she's literally saying she's threatening her. She is. She's like, 128 00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:41.759 if you want to keep Di Kwan in there, then you can't call 129 00:08:41.840 --> 00:08:43.080 me for shit. You can't ask me for shit. Yeh, I'm not 130 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:46.039 going to be there for you period, if you choose him over your mom, 131 00:08:46.399 --> 00:08:50.480 So you better make the decision. So of course Anayah has to be 132 00:08:50.519 --> 00:08:54.000 like, Okay, dadamn, sorry, but my mom's gonna beat my ass 133 00:08:54.039 --> 00:08:58.240 if I don't let her in here, so bye. And they end up 134 00:08:58.279 --> 00:09:01.639 actually kicking him out of the hospital. So he can't even wait in the 135 00:09:01.679 --> 00:09:05.799 waiting room because of COVID protocols and he's a minor and this and that, 136 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:09.480 so he has to leave straight up leave and just wait for word of when 137 00:09:09.559 --> 00:09:13.600 his child is born. It's really sad, like he's trying to show up 138 00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:16.639 for her. He's trying to be there for the birth of his firstborn child 139 00:09:16.960 --> 00:09:22.279 and Ashley, for reasons I cannot ascertain other than you're a poisonous, vile 140 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:24.919 woman. You are taking this from him, and you're taking it from your 141 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:28.919 daughter as well. And then when you're in the fucking room, you're not 142 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:33.840 even being maternal or caring or nurturing at all. No, you're fucking laughing 143 00:09:33.919 --> 00:09:37.559 at her when she talks about how much pain she's in and how she wants 144 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:41.320 an epidural. And then you're saying on the couch, this woman may be 145 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:43.919 so mad. You're saying on the couch that you don't think that your daughter 146 00:09:43.960 --> 00:09:50.279 needed an epidural when you've only had c sections, right, bitch. I 147 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:54.080 was just like gob smacked. And I think Ania at one point or Anaia 148 00:09:54.159 --> 00:09:58.559 sorry, asks sorry, my vowels are weird because I'm from Hawaii's so I've 149 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:01.960 pronounced the vials a little differently. But Ania says to the mom, can 150 00:10:01.960 --> 00:10:03.960 you rub my feet? And her mom laughs at her, just like I'm 151 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:07.159 doing stuff that Daydae's supposed to be doing for you. That's not me. 152 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:09.639 I'm never gonna do that. So then why are you in this room? 153 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:13.919 Why are you in the room rubbing her feet? He's in the room making 154 00:10:13.919 --> 00:10:18.399 her feel better. Yeah, he's in the room reducing her anxiety and loving 155 00:10:18.480 --> 00:10:22.200 on her. Why are you there? I don't know. She was bad. 156 00:10:22.480 --> 00:10:24.519 She made me so mad, and like I've been seeing people on Reddit 157 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:28.759 being like, well, it's the fault of Anaya, Like she should have 158 00:10:28.679 --> 00:10:31.000 confronted her mom and told her, no, I don't want you in the 159 00:10:31.080 --> 00:10:35.600 room. I want Dayde. But I'm like, hmm, I don't know. 160 00:10:35.799 --> 00:10:39.039 Ashley kind of scares me. Ashley seems like the kind of mom that 161 00:10:39.159 --> 00:10:43.559 would have totally retaliated and taken it out on her the second she got home 162 00:10:43.559 --> 00:10:46.960 from the hospital, so she had to be in there, and she's probably 163 00:10:46.039 --> 00:10:48.840 afraid of her mom, so she can't just sit there and stand up and 164 00:10:48.879 --> 00:10:52.720 be like, no, I don't want you there. Now, that's something 165 00:10:52.799 --> 00:10:54.320 I totally would have done. But if Ashley was my mom, I would 166 00:10:54.320 --> 00:10:58.279 have been like, Okay, I guess you can come in. I guess 167 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:01.440 because what else do I have? Like what other option do I have? 168 00:11:01.559 --> 00:11:05.919 You're going home to Ashley's house exactly, and you're going to need Ashley's help, 169 00:11:05.039 --> 00:11:07.840 so you might as well do what Ashley is telling you to do. 170 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:11.679 It was just really abusive and really awful to watch, and I of course 171 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:18.240 immediately went up on Instagram, went up to the TLC Instagram page. They 172 00:11:18.279 --> 00:11:22.120 had clips of Anaya being in the hospital and just comment after a comment after 173 00:11:22.159 --> 00:11:26.000 a comment, just dragging Ashley. But you know she doesn't care. No, 174 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:30.320 she thinks she's in the right. Oh yeah, well, and that's 175 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:33.080 the other thing too, Like she's arguing with the nurse and arguing with Anaya 176 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:35.679 and saying like, well, they're both miners. They can't sign off for 177 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:39.480 everything. And I'm like, okay, but you haven't been at the hospital 178 00:11:39.519 --> 00:11:43.240 this entire fucking time. Your daughter's been in the hospital for twelve hours, 179 00:11:43.360 --> 00:11:46.240 getting treatment, getting drugs, getting everything she needs, and she's been fine 180 00:11:46.279 --> 00:11:50.679 without you, So don't play that card now that she has COVID and you 181 00:11:50.799 --> 00:11:54.879 have to be there because there's only one person. Like that's so messed up 182 00:11:54.919 --> 00:11:58.200 to me. I just couldn't stand her. Yeah, the whole thing was 183 00:11:58.240 --> 00:12:01.879 bad. The whole bad thing was bad, and I felt terribly for day 184 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:05.879 day. And when we see the preview and he's talking about and listing in 185 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:09.320 the Air Force, I mean, he just seems pretty checked out. I'd 186 00:12:09.320 --> 00:12:11.399 be checked out too, Like if I had no agency and if I had 187 00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:15.440 no control over like being there for the birth of my own child, and 188 00:12:15.480 --> 00:12:18.000 I've got this toxic, fucking woman who's calling the shots. I'd be like, 189 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:20.960 peace out. You know, I will provide for my child, but 190 00:12:20.000 --> 00:12:24.159 I'm not going to be dealing with this drama all the time, no way. 191 00:12:24.600 --> 00:12:31.399 And that sucks because he's just kind of perpetuating this like stereotype that Ashley's 192 00:12:31.399 --> 00:12:33.840 perpetuating, which is that men ain't shit and they won't ever do anything for 193 00:12:33.879 --> 00:12:37.679 their children. Because she said that on the show, like She's like, 194 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:39.679 I don't think Dada is going to be a part of his life. And 195 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:43.080 I'm like, okay, well, now you're creating that because you're not allowing 196 00:12:43.159 --> 00:12:46.399 him to be in the delivery room, and you're also not allowing your kids 197 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:50.159 to like live together or him have a presence within the kid's life. I 198 00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:54.600 bet oh, once the kid's born, Ashley's not going to let Dayta be 199 00:12:54.679 --> 00:12:58.679 around as much as he was. She's gonna put him down, she's going 200 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:01.480 to dismiss him, she's going to make him feel like less of a parent, 201 00:13:01.559 --> 00:13:05.679 less of a man. She's going to be just as toxic an application 202 00:13:05.799 --> 00:13:09.120 when they're trying to parent. Then she is now in this hospital room, 203 00:13:09.159 --> 00:13:11.919 it's just awful. I mean, we get mad. This is a reality 204 00:13:11.919 --> 00:13:13.879 TV but like, there are people on this planet who act this way and 205 00:13:15.000 --> 00:13:18.759 think they have every right to and it just it's wild. It's so wild, 206 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:22.519 and I feel bad for these kids. Oh me too. Ashley's horrible. 207 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:24.440 Yep, she's the worst. She's by far the worst mom on this 208 00:13:24.559 --> 00:13:28.679 show. And then we have Kaylee and Graham. And Kaylie is getting ready 209 00:13:28.720 --> 00:13:33.919 for her thirty seven week check up. Yep, she wants Graham to be 210 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:37.519 there, but he's not answering his phone, right because he's playing basketball, 211 00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:43.080 playing basketball and tending to his sick bipolar mom, right, I guess. 212 00:13:43.399 --> 00:13:48.159 So I don't know much about anything or bipolar though, like, and I 213 00:13:48.200 --> 00:13:54.639 don't know that I know anybody who is bipolar. So I just say that 214 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:58.240 to say that I really don't have experience with what it looks like to share 215 00:13:58.279 --> 00:14:03.320 space cohabate with somebody who is bipolar, because they keep referring to the person 216 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:07.480 as sick, and of course mental illness is an illness. But like as 217 00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:11.399 you said last week, there are plenty of people with bipolar and all sorts 218 00:14:11.440 --> 00:14:16.879 of issues who are productive and they're taking their kids to soccer and to school, 219 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:18.519 and they're cooking the meals and they're doing all the things that they need 220 00:14:18.559 --> 00:14:22.279 to do. So I just don't know what the reality is for somebody who 221 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:26.399 has bipolar. But it just seems to me, Beatrice, that this woman 222 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:31.200 is constantly quote unquote sick, whether that's meth sick or heroin sip, dope 223 00:14:31.279 --> 00:14:35.480 sick, whether that's dope sick or BPD sick. But like, does it 224 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:39.519 really end up looking like that You're just in bed all the time. Isn't 225 00:14:39.600 --> 00:14:43.000 BPD like super depressed and then manic? Well, BPD is referred to as 226 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:46.519 by as a borderline personality. Oh so bipolar is totally different, Okay, 227 00:14:46.559 --> 00:14:50.360 correct? All right? So is bipolar up and down? Manic depressed, 228 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:54.960 manic depressed? Yeah, there's technically two types of bipolar. There's bipolar one, 229 00:14:56.000 --> 00:14:58.399 which is like the most comment which is the supermanic, and then the 230 00:14:58.519 --> 00:15:03.399 super depressed and it's the cycles. And then bipolar two. I don't know 231 00:15:03.440 --> 00:15:07.200 if it's like still considered a thing. There's been like debates about it. 232 00:15:07.639 --> 00:15:11.039 Don't fucking quote me on it, But bipolar two is like the opposite where 233 00:15:11.039 --> 00:15:15.759 you're always like super fucking depressed, Like you don't necessarily have as many manic 234 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:18.840 episodes. Okay, And now I have family who have bipolar Like this runs 235 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:22.480 in my family. I have several family members who have bipolar one, and 236 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:26.559 I've seen them go up and down, and I've seen them they have kids, 237 00:15:26.600 --> 00:15:30.840 like, they have a whole family, and they can manage, they 238 00:15:30.840 --> 00:15:35.320 can function. Yeah, but that's not to say that it can't be debilitating. 239 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:37.320 Well, for sure, that it can be acute and debilitating depending on 240 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:41.240 what kind of traitment you're getting. Yeah, but you're talking about bipolar two 241 00:15:41.480 --> 00:15:45.960 being predominantly depressive. So maybe that's what Becky has. Maybe, But I'm 242 00:15:46.000 --> 00:15:48.639 like, I have a hard time believing that you're just sick all the time 243 00:15:48.679 --> 00:15:52.080 from bipolar because you have a job and like, you have a kid, 244 00:15:52.200 --> 00:15:56.600 like And I also hate and resent the fact that she's using Graham as a 245 00:15:56.679 --> 00:16:02.000 crutch and as a support for him for her while she's going through these episodes. 246 00:16:02.080 --> 00:16:04.279 That's not fucking fair to put that on a fifteen year old boy, 247 00:16:04.440 --> 00:16:08.480 right, And for him to feel the need and the obligation to be there 248 00:16:08.519 --> 00:16:11.200 and be the man of the house and take care of his mom and take 249 00:16:11.240 --> 00:16:15.519 care of the house while his mom's dope, sick in the back or sick 250 00:16:15.559 --> 00:16:19.159 from her bipolar is really fucked up to me. So I think there's more 251 00:16:19.679 --> 00:16:23.639 that's going on behind the scenes there than what we're being told on TV. 252 00:16:25.200 --> 00:16:27.600 Yes, And I think, like surface level, we can all look at 253 00:16:27.600 --> 00:16:30.559 Graham and we can say, well, you suck like you're not showing up 254 00:16:30.639 --> 00:16:34.039 to things, You're not going to appointments, you don't seem like happy to 255 00:16:34.120 --> 00:16:38.440 want to participate in the process that's happening right now. And we can say 256 00:16:38.440 --> 00:16:41.559 that, But when you look deeper and you see how anxious he is, 257 00:16:41.600 --> 00:16:45.639 and I feel like we're seeing him lose weight just in the season since it's 258 00:16:45.639 --> 00:16:48.879 begun, Like when he's sitting on the couch crying about having to be the 259 00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:52.679 man of the house because there's no man around, like he looks skinny to 260 00:16:52.720 --> 00:16:56.240 me. He looks like a shivering chihuahua. To me, this boy is 261 00:16:56.320 --> 00:17:02.120 crying, This boy is feeling things on a really I'm kind of worried about 262 00:17:02.159 --> 00:17:06.279 this Kay too, because he feels like this baby is a prison sentence, 263 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:10.960 yep. And he's already stressed out trying to take care of his mom. 264 00:17:11.079 --> 00:17:15.079 He's already learning how to use sickness as an excuse so he doesn't show up 265 00:17:15.119 --> 00:17:18.519 and be responsible in his own life. But like maybe he can't because he 266 00:17:18.559 --> 00:17:22.559 too has some mental stuff going on. I just feel really bad for him. 267 00:17:22.559 --> 00:17:26.359 And then you have Kaylee, who again got pregnant when she's fourteen. 268 00:17:26.440 --> 00:17:30.359 So let's go back to these parents, Becky and Mandy, who facilitated this 269 00:17:30.519 --> 00:17:36.160 entire relationship, driving these little kids back and forth to their houses where they 270 00:17:36.160 --> 00:17:38.119 are banging and ultimately get pregnant. Like what did you think was going to 271 00:17:38.160 --> 00:17:42.039 happen? Hello, So you're not parenting them on that level. But now 272 00:17:42.079 --> 00:17:47.160 that we've got this other stuff, Kaylee being a spoiled brat, Graham having 273 00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:49.880 a breakdown, Like you're not there for them for that either, not at 274 00:17:49.880 --> 00:17:53.079 all. It's really distressing to watch on my TV. Beadress, Oh, 275 00:17:53.160 --> 00:17:56.599 I know, because they're literally children's Like they don't know how to navigate, 276 00:17:56.640 --> 00:18:00.559 Like all of these emotions and all of these responses. It's really messed up. 277 00:18:00.559 --> 00:18:03.279 I don't know how to do it. I know. I mean, 278 00:18:03.480 --> 00:18:07.559 you're in your thirties. I'm in my thirties. We don't know how to 279 00:18:07.680 --> 00:18:10.400 do it, you know, like road asks. People don't know how to 280 00:18:10.480 --> 00:18:14.559 navigate life an adult greet, and we're expecting Graham and Kaylee to know how 281 00:18:14.559 --> 00:18:17.640 to do this. I know, it's really frustrating. And so like this 282 00:18:17.759 --> 00:18:22.480 whole segment with them is that Kaylee's pissed off because he's not answering his phone 283 00:18:22.519 --> 00:18:25.960 because she wants him to come to this thirty seven week appointment that's like the 284 00:18:26.000 --> 00:18:27.920 next day, like early in the morning, and so they're like trying to 285 00:18:27.920 --> 00:18:30.960 figure out whether or not they're gonna pick him up. I guess Kaylee's dad 286 00:18:32.039 --> 00:18:36.279 is just like chilling in his driveway at his house and basically forces him to 287 00:18:36.319 --> 00:18:40.000 get in the car and come over to their house and stay the night with 288 00:18:40.200 --> 00:18:44.440 no notice or anything like that. And so he ultimately comes over to their 289 00:18:44.440 --> 00:18:48.759 house and this is where he like automatically has like a breakdown because Kaylee's on 290 00:18:48.880 --> 00:18:52.279 his ass like why and chance or my phone call also are you here for 291 00:18:52.440 --> 00:18:56.519 me? Or are you here for Easton? And he's like, I'm here 292 00:18:56.519 --> 00:18:59.599 for the both of you, but I'm very clearly stressed out. And that's 293 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:03.440 not good enough for Kaylee because again she's fifteen and she's not mature and she 294 00:19:03.440 --> 00:19:06.559 doesn't know how to handle herself, and so he starts to have a stress 295 00:19:06.640 --> 00:19:10.400 response and they take it into the kitchen, and then there's Mandy trying to 296 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:12.440 figure out what's going on with these kids and how she can make it better. 297 00:19:12.480 --> 00:19:15.920 It's just a shit show. It is a straight up fire and a 298 00:19:15.000 --> 00:19:18.680 dumpster for sure. Oh one. And I will give Mandy credit in this 299 00:19:18.759 --> 00:19:23.759 episode because I actually liked how she handled Graham's stress response, because he's sitting 300 00:19:23.839 --> 00:19:29.400 there like crying and expressing how upset and stressed he is about all of this, 301 00:19:29.559 --> 00:19:32.680 and Mandy's like being a mom, like she's totally being supportive and being 302 00:19:32.680 --> 00:19:34.680 like it's okay, Like you got us too, Like if you need us, 303 00:19:34.720 --> 00:19:37.759 you can call us, and like, please rely on us. I 304 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:42.240 know you've got your mom who's got bipolar and meth addiction. And she also 305 00:19:42.240 --> 00:19:45.160 says, and you know, I'm sure she's going to be there for you. 306 00:19:45.240 --> 00:19:48.079 Exactly. I think she says to Graham, You're gonna be a good 307 00:19:48.160 --> 00:19:51.839 dad, like she tries to be encouraging. Yeah, So I think that's 308 00:19:52.000 --> 00:19:55.119 I think that's what he needs. Oh, I don't know if he's reachable 309 00:19:55.400 --> 00:19:57.480 at all. I don't know either, because judging from the preview, yeah, 310 00:19:57.839 --> 00:20:00.759 it seems like he's just gonna go back to deuces. Bye, I'm 311 00:20:00.759 --> 00:20:03.680 not going to be present, And I mean, it's hard for me because 312 00:20:03.680 --> 00:20:08.160 obviously that's not the best behavior and we shouldn't encourage that from a fifteen year 313 00:20:08.200 --> 00:20:11.279 old boy. But at the same time, he's a fifteen year old boy, 314 00:20:11.400 --> 00:20:15.000 Like, can you really expect like this level of maturity from a kid 315 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:19.000 who's got to deal with his crazy mom. But at the same time, 316 00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:22.160 Graham, you're gonna have to get your shit together exactly because now you got 317 00:20:22.200 --> 00:20:26.119 a kid, and you're gonna have to figure out how to do this. 318 00:20:26.240 --> 00:20:29.640 But if you're going to have parents who just shield you and enable you, 319 00:20:29.839 --> 00:20:33.200 then it's going to take longer than it needs to. It's just very sad 320 00:20:33.240 --> 00:20:36.240 all the way around. Sad. I don't know where the jokes are here. 321 00:20:36.720 --> 00:20:38.119 For the jokes, I can't find the joke. Not funny. These 322 00:20:38.160 --> 00:20:41.440 people are sad. It's really it's not It's not funny at all, not 323 00:20:41.480 --> 00:20:47.960 funny at all. And then we have like a brief segment with Emily and 324 00:20:48.079 --> 00:20:51.960 Nate. Oh my god, oh Emily, I can't stand her. Oh 325 00:20:52.039 --> 00:20:55.200 my sorry, I know she's just a young woman trying to make it in 326 00:20:55.279 --> 00:20:59.559 this world, just carrying a baby. She's only one centimeter dilated. She's 327 00:20:59.640 --> 00:21:03.119 really I'm happy about it. And then you've got poor Nate sitting in the 328 00:21:03.119 --> 00:21:06.720 truck with her, doesn't know what to say because anything he says is not 329 00:21:06.759 --> 00:21:11.119 gonna be good enough, because Emily just takes it upon herself to constantly mother 330 00:21:11.279 --> 00:21:14.519 him, which, of course men love that. Oh total men totally get 331 00:21:14.519 --> 00:21:18.119 their dick hard for you when you mother them. I'm just like, oh, 332 00:21:18.240 --> 00:21:22.680 this girl tries my patience. Did you know that they're married? What 333 00:21:22.960 --> 00:21:26.240 did you know that they're still together? No? Yes, girl, yes, 334 00:21:26.359 --> 00:21:29.880 bitch, it's true what I saw it on the riddits. And then 335 00:21:29.920 --> 00:21:33.839 I'm like, let me google it. They're married. I googled it and 336 00:21:34.359 --> 00:21:41.279 many people are saying there are a lot of comments verifying that not only are 337 00:21:41.319 --> 00:21:45.759 they together, they got married. That's unfortunate. Yeah, it's not gonna 338 00:21:45.839 --> 00:21:51.279 last. Sorry, sorry Nate, I'm sorry Emily, but it's not gonna 339 00:21:51.359 --> 00:21:53.480 last. It's not. And like I want to give Nate props because I 340 00:21:53.480 --> 00:21:59.160 feel like he's kind of trying. He just doesn't know how to support somebody 341 00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:02.880 like Emily, where like nothing is ever good enough for a black hole of 342 00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:07.359 need, I mean constantly, and like I want to give her props too, 343 00:22:07.400 --> 00:22:11.160 because she's forty fucking weeks pregnant and she just wants to not be pregnant 344 00:22:11.200 --> 00:22:14.839 anymore, Right, that's totally fair. And to like be told that you're 345 00:22:15.079 --> 00:22:18.200 not even a centimeter dilated at forty weeks, I mean, like I can't 346 00:22:18.240 --> 00:22:22.400 even imagine you were ready to pop, and you're like, why get this 347 00:22:22.480 --> 00:22:25.119 baby out of me? It's like I feel for her, but at the 348 00:22:25.200 --> 00:22:30.920 same time, it's like, you let this sixteen year old boy bay you 349 00:22:30.319 --> 00:22:36.119 when you were pregnant seventeen, eighteen seventeen. Yeah, so like, why 350 00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:40.559 are you expecting him to like stand up all of a sudden know how to 351 00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:44.359 be a stand up guy again? Sixteen years old? Right, he doesn't 352 00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:47.400 know anything, and I'm not neither do you, Emily. Even though you 353 00:22:47.440 --> 00:22:51.920 act like you know everything exactly, you don't. She's calling Taren in the 354 00:22:52.000 --> 00:22:56.839 car like bitching about this, and she's calling Taren's son a lump and he's 355 00:22:56.880 --> 00:23:00.680 being unsupportive, and Taran on the couch is like Emily needs to chill out. 356 00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:03.400 Like he's sixteen. You need to give him time to grow. And 357 00:23:03.480 --> 00:23:07.519 I feel like Nate is the kind of person that will grow up and like 358 00:23:07.799 --> 00:23:11.640 mature hope. I think there's some raw materials and some potential for him to 359 00:23:11.680 --> 00:23:15.839 do so. But he's a young zygo baby. He's practically in you to 360 00:23:15.960 --> 00:23:19.480 row himself. Are we going to be giving birth to Nate's seriously, come 361 00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:23.799 on, I'm just like, I can't give this kid a break. They're 362 00:23:25.160 --> 00:23:27.039 a trash fire over there. And then, last, but not least, 363 00:23:27.039 --> 00:23:30.160 we have the most boring couple on the season. Why Lily and Lawrence? 364 00:23:30.279 --> 00:23:34.240 What, I'm like, why do we have them on my TV? Why? 365 00:23:34.920 --> 00:23:38.319 I feel like we could have found another teen mom couple, but no, 366 00:23:38.519 --> 00:23:44.119 we have Lilli Lawrence. At least a teen mom who are expecting. 367 00:23:44.279 --> 00:23:48.680 Yeah, like anything would be better than what Lawrence and Lily are giving us. 368 00:23:48.839 --> 00:23:52.000 I know we didn't even see Lawrence this episode, nor did I miss 369 00:23:52.079 --> 00:23:56.160 him. No, he's just a lump. To speak about lump because he's 370 00:23:56.160 --> 00:23:57.759 actually lump. He doesn't want to be there. I don't want him to 371 00:23:57.799 --> 00:24:04.599 be here. Yeah, so Lily and her mom, Yeah, Lily and 372 00:24:04.680 --> 00:24:11.920 her mom and Lily's son l J. Yes go to her dream venu to 373 00:24:11.039 --> 00:24:15.960 talk to the catering coordinator dude, and she brings thet LJ along and he's 374 00:24:17.000 --> 00:24:22.039 on one. He's ready to destroy everything. Now. Previous to this meeting, 375 00:24:22.440 --> 00:24:27.279 Lily was supposed to have filled out some sort of a survey slash questionnaire 376 00:24:27.559 --> 00:24:33.599 so that these folks at her dream then you can create the wedding of her 377 00:24:33.680 --> 00:24:40.000 dream. But she hasn't filled out anything. Laurence doesn't want to participate in 378 00:24:40.039 --> 00:24:41.559 any way, not unlike what happened with Christmas. He's like, you take 379 00:24:41.559 --> 00:24:44.920 care of it. I don't care. I'm just going to finance it, 380 00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:48.519 and she's just but is he? I don't think anybody's gonna be financing this 381 00:24:48.559 --> 00:24:51.680 other than TLC. Yeah. Probably, But she didn't fill out anything. 382 00:24:51.720 --> 00:24:57.039 She just shows up with this crazy kid and her mom, and her mom's 383 00:24:57.079 --> 00:25:02.200 being so critical of like her kid and how the kid's behaving and the whole 384 00:25:02.240 --> 00:25:06.200 wedding process. But then her mom to the cameras is like, I know 385 00:25:06.279 --> 00:25:08.839 I've been very critical. I know I've been very skeptical, but I'm actually 386 00:25:08.920 --> 00:25:12.839 very supportive. I want to be shared with my daughter yeah, because my 387 00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:17.319 mom was a total raving bitch at my wedding because she hated my husband. 388 00:25:17.400 --> 00:25:19.119 So I don't want to be like that. We all become our mother's honey. 389 00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:22.640 Yeah, like what we have to break those chains exactly, have to 390 00:25:22.640 --> 00:25:26.680 break those ancestral person true, but like if we're not careful, we do 391 00:25:26.799 --> 00:25:30.400 become our mothers. Yes, And I think Lily's mom is becoming her mom. 392 00:25:30.440 --> 00:25:33.799 And Lily, you're gonna have to be careful too. And Lily, 393 00:25:33.839 --> 00:25:36.279 I'm like, what are you doing. You're like whipping out your booth, 394 00:25:36.400 --> 00:25:38.519 I know, because you gotta feed LJ. He's pooping on the floor. 395 00:25:38.559 --> 00:25:42.359 You gotta change his diabies. I know. Oh, it's embarrassing. It's 396 00:25:42.440 --> 00:25:47.200 really embarrassing. He's like drawing all over the desk. He's screaming. She's 397 00:25:47.240 --> 00:25:49.519 got this iPad that he doesn't even care about. I mean, this man's 398 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:53.799 time is worth something like these people are taking time out of their day to 399 00:25:53.839 --> 00:25:56.200 meet with you. You're not even serious. You haven't filled out any of 400 00:25:56.200 --> 00:25:59.880 the paperwork. Do you even have the money? I mean that is a 401 00:26:00.160 --> 00:26:03.079 question. What's going on? Why are these people on her show called Unexpected? 402 00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:07.119 I don't know, And I don't care about your wedding. I really 403 00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:10.279 don't at all, because it sounds like from the preview it's going to be 404 00:26:10.319 --> 00:26:14.119 called off right, So all of this is for nothing because she got herself 405 00:26:14.160 --> 00:26:17.039 a stripper girl, just like that little guy with the little hands. What 406 00:26:17.079 --> 00:26:23.599 was his name, Clayton? Yes, then she got a stripper strapper, 407 00:26:25.759 --> 00:26:27.680 and so Lawrence gonna get mad. Oh, I know, which is so 408 00:26:27.759 --> 00:26:30.920 fucked up because they had an agreement, like he said, no strippers, 409 00:26:32.000 --> 00:26:36.079 and then you have a bachelorette party with this old ass stripper. Did you 410 00:26:36.079 --> 00:26:38.640 see that stripper? He looked old? Know, it was like was he 411 00:26:38.759 --> 00:26:42.839 sun down in? He just looked really old to be a stripper. Like 412 00:26:42.920 --> 00:26:47.559 that's so weird. He's got her his dig in her face. Oh, 413 00:26:47.599 --> 00:26:49.240 it's gonna be a train wreck. I love it. I know I went 414 00:26:49.319 --> 00:26:53.759 to see it. Yes, let's have it all get blown apart, please, 415 00:26:55.279 --> 00:26:59.079 And then we have Jenna going back to Pennsylvania. Thought about Jenna, 416 00:26:59.200 --> 00:27:00.880 Yeah, I know she would have been better on this episode. Yeah, 417 00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:04.960 Lillian Lawrence. But yes, Jenna's having to go back to Pennsylvania because her 418 00:27:06.000 --> 00:27:11.079 bitch ass baby daddy is filing for emergency custody. His sole purpose in life 419 00:27:11.480 --> 00:27:17.319 is just to make her angry, just and do things that like circumvent her 420 00:27:17.359 --> 00:27:19.039 plans. I mean, that's so wild. It's kind of funny, I 421 00:27:19.079 --> 00:27:22.799 know, because he's like nineteen years old, yeah, nineteen or twenty years 422 00:27:22.839 --> 00:27:25.599 old, and his whole life purpose is just to destroy her life. Oh, 423 00:27:25.640 --> 00:27:27.039 I know. It's kind and she's so spoiled though, I'm like, 424 00:27:27.079 --> 00:27:30.839 I'm glad you have to deal with adult shit. This is what happens when 425 00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:33.319 you co parent with Jerk. Welcome to the world. Well, and that's 426 00:27:33.319 --> 00:27:37.279 what makes me wonder. Like I said a couple episodes ago, when she 427 00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:41.079 moves to Myrtle Beach, I'm like, did you get this whole agreement that 428 00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:45.000 he didn't want to have custody of Luca in writing? Because if you did, 429 00:27:45.400 --> 00:27:48.000 then this whole like emergency custody agreement would have been Nolan void. But 430 00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:51.720 I don't think she got it in writing because she's dumb. She just talked 431 00:27:51.720 --> 00:27:53.559 to him and he's like, yeah, sure, move your entire life and 432 00:27:53.680 --> 00:27:56.680 our child all the way down to Myrtle Beach to be with your new man. 433 00:27:56.720 --> 00:28:00.960 And as soon as you get there, the very week there I'm gonna 434 00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:07.119 serve your ass with an emergency order for custody like that is so wild uncensored 435 00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:10.319 though, real quick. Okay, all right, we are back from uncensored. 436 00:28:10.319 --> 00:28:14.680 By the way, uncensored bits can only be viewed and or heard on 437 00:28:14.880 --> 00:28:17.680 Patreon. So if you want to support us in here, all of our 438 00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:19.279 wild shit, you gotta go to the Patriot. There's a lot of stuff 439 00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:22.680 up there, all right, But back to Jenna. Yeah, So anyway, 440 00:28:22.759 --> 00:28:26.839 Jenna has to fly back to Pennsylvania, and then while she's in Pennsylvania, 441 00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:30.880 she misses her period and has to take a pregnancy test. And I 442 00:28:30.960 --> 00:28:36.039 guarantee you JJ in that big ol'd head God in it. He puts foot 443 00:28:36.039 --> 00:28:37.799 in it, his head in it, and his dicken it uh huh, 444 00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:45.119 his raw dick. Let's remind y'all because they don't use protection. So she's 445 00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:53.640 peg auntae pregnant. Oh's big headed child. That's it. Don't be a 446 00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:57.640 big head coming out of all your business and any big granium canter loop, 447 00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:03.240 good lord. And then Emily finally has their baby. Yeah, and she 448 00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:07.000 went and moved in with Nate and Taren, but then she quickly moved out 449 00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:10.200 for a very short amount of time. Then she went back to pop book 450 00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:12.920 yeah, because teren ain't having it. Yeah, and Terreen says something like 451 00:29:14.039 --> 00:29:18.599 Emily didn't want to share the air, or like didn't like the air I 452 00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:21.680 breathe, I couldn't share this space. I don't know what's going on. 453 00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:23.240 What do you think is happening. I bet Taren was trying to be a 454 00:29:23.279 --> 00:29:26.519 mom and trying to give her advice and like trying to help her out with 455 00:29:26.519 --> 00:29:30.359 the pregnancy, because that was the whole reason why Emily moved in there in 456 00:29:30.400 --> 00:29:33.359 the first place. And then Emily being stubborn as fuck. I don't know 457 00:29:33.400 --> 00:29:37.240 it all. Probably was like that's not how you did it, eh, 458 00:29:37.640 --> 00:29:40.480 Probably just bitching at her the whole time. Time And go back to your 459 00:29:40.559 --> 00:29:45.279 enabling, slightly predatory father. I don't think you're a weird big headed father. 460 00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:49.000 Also, lots of big ants show I gave Lily's mama pad, I 461 00:29:49.119 --> 00:29:52.720 know, but I was thinking it, I know, looking at these people 462 00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:59.480 big heads. And we have Lily's dumb bachelorette party with a stripper. Laurence 463 00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:03.359 gets mad, and then Kaylee also is about to have their baby and it 464 00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:07.440 sounds like she might have to have an emergency sea section because the baby's not 465 00:30:07.440 --> 00:30:11.960 coming out right, and her useless predator father doesn't know what to do because 466 00:30:11.000 --> 00:30:15.720 her little baby're gonna have to get a sea fiction. And then the baby 467 00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:22.759 comes and what's his name? Graham? Graham's like, cute kid, But 468 00:30:22.880 --> 00:30:25.160 I gotta go. I gotta go hang out with my friend or something. 469 00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:30.400 My mom's sick. Yeah. See yeah, as a typical fifteen year old, 470 00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:33.640 Like we're laughing, this is terrible. It is terrible. Like what 471 00:30:33.680 --> 00:30:38.160 did you expect? Kaylee? Expected something different? But that's how you learn. 472 00:30:38.359 --> 00:30:41.559 This is why you should tell your kids. Don't have sex with someone 473 00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:42.920 you're not prepared to have a kid with. Yes, I mean that's just 474 00:30:44.519 --> 00:30:45.440 the long and short of it. Yeah, but if you're gonna leave them 475 00:30:45.440 --> 00:30:49.039 in a house together and they've got raging hormones and one has the penis and 476 00:30:49.079 --> 00:30:52.400 one has the vagina, we don't have a kid. Hello, kid is 477 00:30:52.440 --> 00:30:56.880 gonna come along. At least my daughter was a lesbian. I didn't have 478 00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:00.599 to worry about that, thank god. Yes, no kid. Could you 479 00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:06.160 imagine if you were a grandma at forty I wanted to be I wanted to 480 00:31:06.200 --> 00:31:07.920 be I wanted I kind of wanted my daughter to be a teen mom. 481 00:31:08.319 --> 00:31:11.880 I'm like, are you sure you don't like boys? You're sure you don't 482 00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:15.759 want to try to kiss a boy just like marble? No? Oh my, 483 00:31:15.839 --> 00:31:18.920 all right. God. See, my mom always scared me and my 484 00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:22.880 little sister straight growing up. So she's like, never have a kid when 485 00:31:22.880 --> 00:31:25.720 you're young, because I was a teen mom and it was so terrible. 486 00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:30.559 And then she marries a guy with two teenage daughters and they one of them 487 00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:33.319 has kids young. And then my mom ends up being a grandma at like 488 00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:37.559 forty, and I was like, see what you get, mom? Yep, 489 00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:40.880 that's what you get. But you did well. Yeah, but it's 490 00:31:41.000 --> 00:31:42.680 time, I know. I mean, you're in your thirties centy. Listen, 491 00:31:42.720 --> 00:31:45.240 if I could create one, we would have already had like five by 492 00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:48.519 now. I just have to bring it up. I'm sorry. Is it 493 00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:51.319 rude? Does it make you feel? Is undue pressure on you? You 494 00:31:51.319 --> 00:31:52.640 know what we should do on Patreon? We should have a gofund me for 495 00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:56.319 our adoption fund, Oh my god, for your insemination could be live stream 496 00:31:56.319 --> 00:32:00.960 it. Yeah, you're inemination. Oh so you know we're going to adopt. 497 00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:06.359 But I mean I think it's actually cheaper to get inseminated like Laala did 498 00:32:06.400 --> 00:32:08.319 on vander Pumperls. Now, I'm sure she went to a very hot class 499 00:32:08.440 --> 00:32:13.279 semen bank and stuff like that. But like I had a friend up in 500 00:32:13.359 --> 00:32:17.200 Sacramento and she went to the Kaiser and it was paid for under her insurance. 501 00:32:17.240 --> 00:32:20.519 Now, she did have to pay for the jizz. I think she 502 00:32:20.599 --> 00:32:25.440 paid four thousand dollars for like five vials. Though one vial got her one 503 00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:30.279 baby, She's got four more vials and she could have four more babies and 504 00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:32.160 it was only four thousand dollars. I'm just saying, I feel like the 505 00:32:32.279 --> 00:32:37.160 raccoons, we could crowdsource to baby baby, or we could adopt. Okay, 506 00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:40.839 I don't want to ruin my figure. Yeah that's true, And it 507 00:32:40.880 --> 00:32:45.119 does seem like it's very painful. And I'm just watching poor Anaya. I 508 00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:50.440 was just saying her feet rubbed, and I was remembering myself because I wanted 509 00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:52.680 to get an epidural but it was too fat. Yeah, they couldn't get 510 00:32:52.680 --> 00:32:59.720 that needle between the spinal parts. They nicked, Yes, they nicked. 511 00:32:59.720 --> 00:33:02.359 I did. They nicked my spinal membrane, so I had like a spinal 512 00:33:02.400 --> 00:33:05.279 headache. I couldn't stand up, but it was the whole thing. They 513 00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:07.079 had to do a blood patch in order to cover the nick. It was 514 00:33:07.240 --> 00:33:12.960 terrible. I never got the epidural. I had to give birth without drugs. 515 00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:16.400 Oh my god, how was your labor? M I was on potocin, 516 00:33:16.519 --> 00:33:20.240 so I was induced, not on like a naya. And I think 517 00:33:20.279 --> 00:33:23.319 it started at like seven in the morning and I gave birth a round two 518 00:33:23.359 --> 00:33:27.839 or three. Oh my gosh. Yeah, but I was on like drugs, 519 00:33:28.119 --> 00:33:30.079 yeah, up until I couldn't be on drugs anymore. Yeah, And 520 00:33:30.119 --> 00:33:32.759 I think it was in the last hour and I think I pushed like three 521 00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:37.359 times and then here comes baby fifteen minutes. Probably. Well, I've been 522 00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:39.480 seeing some things on the Instagram that you can have a baby real quick if 523 00:33:39.519 --> 00:33:43.960 you're drinking things like Okra water. Oh did you water? Yeah, it's 524 00:33:43.960 --> 00:33:45.759 like it's not supposed to taste bat or anything like that. You can put 525 00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:49.519 like sweeter and stuff in it, but apparently it makes a baby slide out. 526 00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:51.720 Oh gosh. I don't know. So if I got pregnant, I'll 527 00:33:51.720 --> 00:33:54.039 probably drink Okra water. That would be very helpful. Yeah, you could 528 00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:59.759 definitely crowdsource Okral water. For you. I'm sure would be willing to do 529 00:33:59.839 --> 00:34:01.759 that. Raccoons, help us so I can have a baby, so she 530 00:34:01.759 --> 00:34:05.920 can be a grandma. That's all I want. I mean, grandma in 531 00:34:05.960 --> 00:34:07.840 my thirties is a little young. I know, grandma in my thirties, 532 00:34:07.840 --> 00:34:12.239 but I'm willing if you are. I got all right? Is there anything 533 00:34:12.280 --> 00:34:15.920 else that we need to say to these beautiful raccoons before we get to flug 534 00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:17.920 out of here? Betdrills? Well, if you love our podcast, I 535 00:34:19.079 --> 00:34:22.599 sure hope you go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a glowing five 536 00:34:22.719 --> 00:34:25.679 star review. It really helps us grow the pod and also crowdsource so I 537 00:34:25.679 --> 00:34:30.880 can have a baby. Thank you. We will be back later this week 538 00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:36.880 with Sister Wives Rewind. We are wrapping up season four. It's the call 539 00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:40.480 to sack ernest payment Honey. We're putting money down all these homes. It's 540 00:34:40.480 --> 00:34:44.599 a very exciting time if you're into the rewind. So we'll be back to 541 00:34:44.639 --> 00:34:47.639 do that. Until then, please do not forget that we have nothing but 542 00:34:47.840 --> 00:35:00.239 love for you and peace. Oh night bag O. Yeah,