I don't know if I like the puffiness. Do you like to? Oh?
I like the puffiness, And hopefully you like what we're about to do,
and hopefully ready at the zud you are. It's about to get weird.
Be prepared for it to get weird. Thinks we're gonna get weird.
It's getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird with it. Let's get weird.
Let's get where? Where? Get Where? Are you ready to get
weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready already. Guys, you're listening to
one hundred and sixty nine episode of Let's Get Weird. Next week is our
Valentine's Day Special, and I can't wait for that one. Who He's going
to teach you a thing or two about what love? Okay, okay,
this guy finding love in a hopeless place? Stop all right? Not sure
that's not us? That's Rihanna. Wasn't that Rihanna? Yeah? My name's
and every week we come together give you the weird stories from our lives,
the globe, the streets, the sheets. Definitely next week and everything in
between, the Internet and I just have a good old time like we did
on Saturday last weekend. This past weekend. I know, but it would
have been better if you would have stayed longer. Well, here's the thing.
When you're the only married guy leading a pack of single wolves, leading
the wolves on the brow, Colin has a girlfriend? Be sure? But
yeah, okay, But then it's funny because myself and Shane, your friend
Shane, my friend Chaine. Now we were joking because Mike Klein invited one
of his friends unbeknowns to anyone else, and his friend showed up and just
hung out with the group. So we caught We thought we caught a straggler.
He was some random guy was walking because Mike did introduce us. We
started walking down the street in the wharf, and then Shane turns around.
I was like, who is this? Did we catch a drag? But
the net fun because it was it was a friendship hangout. Remember it was
we got a free cheesecake thanks to Hell's Kitchen Wars. You celebrating friendships,
you go to Heal's Kitchen Mixture just put one of the boxes on. What
you're here for? Well, yeah, because the girl asked us, what
are we celebrating? We're celebrating friendship, and we did look like a weird
couple. I mean me and Shane, you and John an awkward but a
little double date action. Yeah, Hell's Kitchen. What'd you think about it
first time? For the first time for both of us. I definitely think
it's a great a great restaurant. But I think I wouldn't go for dinner.
I think it's a it's a I think the prices were double or lunch
everything, runch happy hour, not going to like it'd be a chaotic at
dinner too, because it'd be way more people. It'd be busier. It's
pretty busy, pretty busy, but like expect that pack, but more at
like seven o'clock with people actually people chilling in the lobby waiting for the And
I did like that though, about how they had the lobby area to sit
down lobby, sit down lobby like a nice one with the bar, and
then you had to go upstairs to the dying area. It was genius because
that like, you know, you don't feel like you can be cramped your
and you take the elevator down because you can't move so much. I was
the rest of the day. Potato loved them old the potato smear we got,
Yes, the pir potato puree and French fries. Yes, can't go
wrong, can never World fries. And that dipping sauce is good, the
awesome sauce. Awesome sauce. Is that what they called it, fancy sauce,
That's what it was. I was in. I loved it. I
was in. And now did you put the cheesecake or the sticky pudding?
Really good? They very rich and delicious. That you're going to bathroom though
what you went into the bathroom, bathroom is gonna be fancy that. It's
also weird because John and Shane just stood out from the door while you were
in the bathroom, before you were leaving. I was like me, if
you had all left, I mean I think they left me, I would
have texted you were downstairs. No, you wouldn't. Yes, I was
in the state you were in. Also didn't get a photo. Well,
I mean it is what it is, memories. You know, everything needs
to have a photo. No, but Sane really wanted to get a pick,
and I thought we should have got a pick. We're sitting down at
dinner. You also want to know you facetimed me later that night when I
was home, and he said, I'll face time you lay the babe,
and didn't get a FaceTime later at all after that because it was three o'clock
in the morning when I finally answered. If I would have thought it was
an emergency, you wouldn't have not have answered. Your wife would have been
so mad. I must say, what do you want? How can I
help you? Butter it that I didn't FaceTime you back. I expected it
the whole day. I FaceTime one day. He'll call me. You're so
ridiculous joking. You're fine, You're not. Do you have fun? Though?
After it was a long day, it's a long night. It was
packed. Everything we went to was busy and it was fun. And uh,
I need to find new spots to go to that are my age appropriate.
Matt Hatter, No, we should go to Mad Hatter. Get a
hat? No, just for good time. So that's a bad idea.
Had a hat, not like Tony you me, John Kind and Shane.
John won't do it because of the germs. He's anything I'm gonna backwash into
it or something stupid. We'll get you an extra long straw from everyone else,
even though they make it more germy or yeah, you do remember when
we got the hat when we were at the one dueling piano blar, never
forget it and never went to no dueling piano bar. We went to a
dueling piano bar with me, you old Jess John remember that place. Yeah,
we didn't get a hat to drink. We did get a shirt.
I didn't have any of that right because you and John put in my mouth
in. No, I didn't want it because I knew how sugar the other.
I don't want a cavity, but you know we might as well get
one. Now you got dental, do you? I just doesn't think so,
but charge of me and I'm on a leg for everything over there.
Wow, that's because you live in Virginia. I don't think that's a Virginia
there. Here's just my dentist thing, which is why I'm not going back.
You need know the dentist. We're about to move, so it's fine.
After the wedding will move so then we'll find But you're not moving to
Maryland. Yeah, but I'm not gonna like he's in fairfaxt so I'm not
gonna come back in a fair stay in fair Fact. Now I think we're
gonna move out of Fair Fact. No, you're gonna not to Maryland.
You're gonna stay in Virginia. You're gonna stay. And I didn't say we
weren't going to stay in Virginia. You're not gonna get any closer to me,
and it's I'll get closer to you, I'll get real close. Don't
tut me with a good time. Also, here's the thing your apartment.
I don't know if I want to move there now. If they're trying to
call people out, I well, the thing that doesn't make sense is I
got an email the other day from the apartment saying that I someone snitched and
said that I was smoking weed on my balcony and I'm like, I never
use it. One and two of them never home and three who still smokes
weed? Edibles? Yeah, if it's like a week day, you're asleep
by ten ten thirty last night, bro so and so then I emailed the
back like I don't smoke at all either one of them. I haven't smoked
a cigar there. And so then the girl replied back to the guy,
I know, we're just trying to crack down find out who it is who
is smoking. I'm like, what do they take down your warning or are
they like, oh, you're warned already. I don't know A good question
I gonna ask, is the warning go away? Now? I should go
on perman record? Well another things are on my permanent record because this damn
place. But but yeah, it's it's a strange tactic. Also, what
does it matter? It's mainly fire, but if it's okay, But if
it's a smoke free place, right, yes, but if you're smoking weed,
probably you're hitting in a bong. Does that catch on fire? Does
everything catch on can catch on fire? With the bong? You use a
lighter to light it up, right, put it in the in the I've
never smoked out a either, but when lighters get involved. This came over.
Have I told you how in Seattle? I definitely was grilling on my
patio and should not be. Yeah, everyone's done that, yeah, but
I definitely totally shouldn't have because all the smoke was just going right up in
the apartment. Right, it's like an actual like fire electric girl, uh
uh, electric girl. Yeah, but it was one like a portable camping
one you could take right and I put on my patio and I was like,
oh, yeah, if you want to make burgers, or anything,
because the one like it's in the community thing wasn't good looking at all and
jermy and crummy. Yeah, and so I did that. And then the
one that I did it is smoke. Who does flood the apartment above me?
It sounds like a personal problem to those guys, not you. It
is what it is is concrete floor, so it's fine, not going to
burn. It's not the flooring that's gonna burn, hoodie, it's the paneling.
Well you know, it is what it is, and that's what's going
to cause the bad fire to grow and get you in trouble. Also,
Seattle then got a c in the apartments. Why is that because it's usually
not as hot, but of course the summer I'm there, it's like the
hottest summer in Seattle and forever ew ceiling fan. Thank god I did my
speaker broke right that I gave you. Oh yeah, that broken the move?
Yeah broken the move. Yeah, damn protected us. Hey, I
shipped my car over. The car lived so barely. Like that's when I
had the top. Like they take off like all the like trimmings or whatever,
like they're supposed to be for like wind resistance things, and they broke
all of it, like, oh yeah, we'll take it off carefully that
way you'll be fine. No, not at all. You know what it
is. Damn, I was really looking for I really was happy that.
I was like, I'm gonna give you something of mine. I used it
for five butts it broke all the way. Bet. I try, you
know, but you know what I want you to try out right now,
trying to identify if it's a brand from based on it's either image or slogan.
Master of Transitions, thank you. So we teased this last week where
we were I don't know why we were talking about it, but like,
can we tell the rand or company based on its logo or its logan?
So Eric, we have two options. You'll take one, I'll take the
other. Quiz okay, so would you like to identify the brand based on
its logo? Logo? Orts go? Okay, all right, here we
go, says on Sportcle. You could take it with you and we will
describe what the image is before you guess. Sportcle. It's where I did
the Pokemon quiz, yes, notoriously on the podcast. All right, righty
fourteen minutes identify all fifty We'll take fourteen minutes. We'll find out. Here
we go three two one, There we go. What is the brand name?
This is troll trivia. I don't see where the image is. Oh,
here you go, shell Shell all right, great, okay shell Facebook
Facebook. That was an easy one, super easy. Let me go.
What is that? It's a globe? What is the you can skip?
You want to skip it? Skip it? I don't know that one.
Oh I think I know what that was? Starbucks? Okay, good job,
good jump. Instagram. Okay, this is pretty easy for you.
Pretty simple. Wikipedia, Good job, Look at you sourcing your sources.
Yes, oh no, Mazda, I know car Wes very well. That
image isn't there? Google, Google, Google target target all right, good
job, good job, good job. YouTube the red play button? I
doing this? Are you doing this? I have to type it for you.
Pinterest under armour. Oh you know that one pretty well? Buy a
lot of their clothing. Okay, that one's broken to doesn't help that they're
broken. I doesn't know. They gotta refresh the page. Then you have
to x books. There go wonderf rolex on his rolexes are pretty cheesy and
they're broken. Image. Why do you know that image? Eric, because
I'm a grown man, sir, NBC Universal peacock, the peacock, Oh,
big pen, good job, good one. That's a good one.
Oh. I know what this one is? What is it? You see
it on a lot of products. Are you un It's products? Huh?
Hygiene products. I don't know. I don't know. It's Unilever. What's
unilever? It's the like hygiene It like owns like a bunch of like Jordan
Jordan's hygiene products, like soaps. Microsoft, All right, job, Oh
okay, you're gonna go the windows. Oh god, that's not it.
Amazon's a okay, broken image, got it and love it. I love
to see it another broken image? Love it? Oh look another broke John?
Dear John? There howdi spelled John? Dayre to e is an r
e? Good job? Apple or Microsoft? Microsoft, PBS Public Broadcasting the
Olympics. M hmm, pringles you see Chris Pratt, that's kind of dumb.
You didn't like it? Why didn't you like it? L G Why
didn't you like it? Because that's why he grew his mustache. That was
the only reason why he grew his mustache. That was for the commercial.
I thought it was pretty genius catoraid Chris Practic doesn't need to be everything,
Yes he does. Oh, what's the penguin? I think this is what
this one? Oh? Hello, penguin, pang, penguin Quentin. Next,
next, Volkswagen looks Wagon v W. Come on, broken image,
Bank of America Bank, I choose the banquet. You know that one very
well and broke like always. Damn kids, CBS, Paramount Twitter. No,
actually it's X sir. Sorry you got that hit. Next? Uh
I think we're at that okay, uh uh uh it's dreamwork Man on the
Moon, DreamWorks, fishing boy on the Moon. No idea oracle, oracle,
Nope, nope, no. One don't know what that one is.
I don't know that one. I think I know what this one for you?
What is it? Nope? Now is that it not travelosity? I
don't know? All right, what do we do now? All right,
well we have to give up. You only need thirty six out of fifty.
That's not bad. Or McDonald's that you would see it the yea go
the first one we get, wait and see that one either was pumo,
Oh, here you go the one you missed. Sporkle. Oh, I'm
trying to put in their own brand advertising. There that vodaphone. What's daphone?
I have no idea. The Penguin was Linux, my nux Linux.
No. All right, now it's my turn, and I'm doing it based
on the slogan, tell Eric, you're gonna read me. I didn't.
I didn't even get their answers. You're gonna read me the slogan, I'm
gonna tell you what it is. You ready, all right? The happiest
place on earth. That is Disney Lane. Allrkay, yep, all right,
Next one, I'm loving it, all right. That's McDonald's. All
right, got that one, Just do it. That's Nike because it's right
there. And the damn thing. These quiz are not hard, not that
hard. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there MasterCard,
that's old one. Like a good neighbor is there? Alma is there?
State Farm? Alma is there? Almo is not there? The ultimate
driving machine? Is it? William W. Hammer tells the corvette hummerpe Corvette.
I think it's BMW, isn't it. Yeah? I would have said,
Hummer, you're in good hands with all State, all State. Okay,
good job, good job, all right. The next one. What's
in your wallet? Capital one? Discover is the capital one? It was
capital one? Jackson. That was easy staples. Rest of staples are not
lot around anymore because you're worth it. Loriel Real, I think yeah,
mh, I'm pretty good. Snap crackle pop give me rice Crispies, cracker
Jack, rich crispies? Know why is it cracker Jack? Is it in
you? Is it Gatorade? Middle Light? Is it in you? Prime
Energy? Melts in your mouth, not in your hands? M and M's
kondike no finger looking good? That is famous saves KFC never even had famous?
Have we have donal food? Drop with them? America runs on subway
Duncan BP BP. This is a long one. The quicker picker, Upper
Bounty. Oh you got all these right? Pop tweeties, pop tarts?
Nope, we used to have pop tarts here. We used to bet you
can't eat just one? Oh Laise correct, look at me? Got without
me think outside the bun. Taco bell, Oh yeah, oh taco bos,
Taco bell. Let's go places, Let's go girl. What is that
one? Toyota? No American Airlines Amtrak? All right, it was too
too okay? Have it Apple? Have it your way, Burger King,
don't live without it, condoms American Express. Yes, yes, all right,
I think our last one. That's it twenty two. I guess what
the one we missed was the airic f up so well that leads us to
someone coming off in the distance. I hear them very very petitely. Oh
no, it's said sap, it's times up. That's impressive. I could
go all day, manbe I can do this all the musical. That's the
Captain America. But we played Gardam style here to signal it's time for some
miss connections, where we read real miss connections from Washington, DC dot Chrysis
dot org dot m I s slash whatever you want it to be. And
we've made a self internal competition of are they are they freaker in Virginia?
They freak your Maryland freaking Eric. We've got to start it off with Nova
picture looking for a young picture for spring try out new team for me.
Yeah, that's what it literally said, team looking for a picture. They
need someone to try to get some spring ball kind of spring These throw them
curveballs in them screwballs, you know, like, where's this woodbridge? Where's
the woodbridge guy that loves brain. Low key guy here looking for another low
key buddy that loves amazing brain. You know the song, Then you get
some brain in the front seat of the Hammercucci. Just walk in and meet
me in front of the gallery hole, the gallery gloryhole, loory hole,
and just kick back. No talking to acquired. Send me a message if
interested in the front seat of their glory hole. That's a you know,
glorihole, is right, it's a hole in a wall. Yeah, in
a bathroom and just walk in, go get it. Lady with attitude that
treats men like trash, why is Fairfax freaking? It's hard to find a
pretty woman that likes guys but also enjoys treating them like trash. I know
this may not be the place to look, but it's worth a shot.
Okay. So is that a guy that wants me treated like crap? I
guess? So? All right? Did Latina? Right there? You go?
I don't know. Next one to come on work? Finally, third
times of charge to come apart? Gonna try this again, fed up of
the inexcusable statements. Looking for someone to hang out with. Chatter is similar
to my best friend forty one years old submissive reside here in tacome a park,
I live alone and go visit home in Virginia a lot. Drop me
a line, and let's find out female preferably and the opposite of this one
also kind of near to come apart. Hmm, large pool, rock pool,
oh pol, holy poll? All right, large pole, Hi Bud,
you are the older guy with the massive pole near eye C two hundred.
I'm single, white male, forty five. Let's connect again. Thanks
with the large bowl, hoodie, large bowl and the last one in Bethesda
three three each female friend to give me a hand? Befest CC what's cc
jovy k oh chevy Chase dues, sorry, but Chevy Chase looking for a
female friend twenty five to forty five who's interested in giving me a hand?
Quid broke quote fit white male here, quid bro quote, quid pro q.
We'll scratch my back, I'll scratch your back. You give me a
hand, I'll give you some fingers. No, no, no, no,
anyway, that was the misconnections for this week's podcast. Have you really
think on that pregnant pause is what we like to call that in the radio
game fingers hoods, Nope, no, no, fingers, good fingers,
class fingers and claws. Wait, white claus, No fingers and claws.
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as always, we love hanging out with you. Next week our Valentine's Day
episodes, Where are we talking about? All things love and sexual? Sexual
things? All about Eric's sexual history, my misconducts and where it went right
and where went wrong? No idea? Is there anything that went wrong?
Is it all going the right way? You know what I say, But
always remember it's okay to be weird and sexy. It got weird, didn't
it. Yeah,