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I don't know if I like the
puffiness. Do you like to? Oh?

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I like the puffiness, And hopefully
you like what we're about to do,

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and hopefully ready at the zud you
are. It's about to get weird.

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Be prepared for it to get weird. Thinks we're gonna get weird.

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It's getting weird. I'm gonna get
real weird with it. Let's get weird.

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Let's get where? Where? Get
Where? Are you ready to get

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weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm
ready already. Guys, you're listening to

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one hundred and sixty nine episode of
Let's Get Weird. Next week is our

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Valentine's Day Special, and I can't
wait for that one. Who He's going

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to teach you a thing or two
about what love? Okay, okay,

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this guy finding love in a hopeless
place? Stop all right? Not sure

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that's not us? That's Rihanna.
Wasn't that Rihanna? Yeah? My name's

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and every week we come together give
you the weird stories from our lives,

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the globe, the streets, the
sheets. Definitely next week and everything in

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between, the Internet and I just
have a good old time like we did

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on Saturday last weekend. This past
weekend. I know, but it would

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have been better if you would have
stayed longer. Well, here's the thing.

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When you're the only married guy leading
a pack of single wolves, leading

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the wolves on the brow, Colin
has a girlfriend? Be sure? But

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yeah, okay, But then it's
funny because myself and Shane, your friend

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Shane, my friend Chaine. Now
we were joking because Mike Klein invited one

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of his friends unbeknowns to anyone else, and his friend showed up and just

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hung out with the group. So
we caught We thought we caught a straggler.

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He was some random guy was walking
because Mike did introduce us. We

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started walking down the street in the
wharf, and then Shane turns around.

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I was like, who is this? Did we catch a drag? But

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the net fun because it was it
was a friendship hangout. Remember it was

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we got a free cheesecake thanks to
Hell's Kitchen Wars. You celebrating friendships,

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you go to Heal's Kitchen Mixture just
put one of the boxes on. What

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you're here for? Well, yeah, because the girl asked us, what

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are we celebrating? We're celebrating friendship, and we did look like a weird

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couple. I mean me and Shane, you and John an awkward but a

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little double date action. Yeah,
Hell's Kitchen. What'd you think about it

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first time? For the first time
for both of us. I definitely think

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it's a great a great restaurant.
But I think I wouldn't go for dinner.

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I think it's a it's a I
think the prices were double or lunch

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everything, runch happy hour, not
going to like it'd be a chaotic at

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dinner too, because it'd be way
more people. It'd be busier. It's

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pretty busy, pretty busy, but
like expect that pack, but more at

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like seven o'clock with people actually people
chilling in the lobby waiting for the And

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I did like that though, about
how they had the lobby area to sit

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down lobby, sit down lobby like
a nice one with the bar, and

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then you had to go upstairs to
the dying area. It was genius because

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that like, you know, you
don't feel like you can be cramped your

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and you take the elevator down because
you can't move so much. I was

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the rest of the day. Potato
loved them old the potato smear we got,

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Yes, the pir potato puree and
French fries. Yes, can't go

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wrong, can never World fries.
And that dipping sauce is good, the

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awesome sauce. Awesome sauce. Is
that what they called it, fancy sauce,

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That's what it was. I was
in. I loved it. I

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was in. And now did you
put the cheesecake or the sticky pudding?

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Really good? They very rich and
delicious. That you're going to bathroom though

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what you went into the bathroom,
bathroom is gonna be fancy that. It's

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also weird because John and Shane just
stood out from the door while you were

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in the bathroom, before you were
leaving. I was like me, if

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you had all left, I mean
I think they left me, I would

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have texted you were downstairs. No, you wouldn't. Yes, I was

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in the state you were in.
Also didn't get a photo. Well,

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I mean it is what it is, memories. You know, everything needs

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to have a photo. No,
but Sane really wanted to get a pick,

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and I thought we should have got
a pick. We're sitting down at

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dinner. You also want to know
you facetimed me later that night when I

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was home, and he said,
I'll face time you lay the babe,

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and didn't get a FaceTime later at
all after that because it was three o'clock

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in the morning when I finally answered. If I would have thought it was

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an emergency, you wouldn't have not
have answered. Your wife would have been

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so mad. I must say,
what do you want? How can I

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help you? Butter it that I
didn't FaceTime you back. I expected it

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the whole day. I FaceTime one
day. He'll call me. You're so

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ridiculous joking. You're fine, You're
not. Do you have fun? Though?

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After it was a long day,
it's a long night. It was

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packed. Everything we went to was
busy and it was fun. And uh,

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I need to find new spots to
go to that are my age appropriate.

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Matt Hatter, No, we should
go to Mad Hatter. Get a

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hat? No, just for good
time. So that's a bad idea.

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Had a hat, not like Tony
you me, John Kind and Shane.

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John won't do it because of the
germs. He's anything I'm gonna backwash into

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it or something stupid. We'll get
you an extra long straw from everyone else,

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even though they make it more germy
or yeah, you do remember when

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we got the hat when we were
at the one dueling piano blar, never

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forget it and never went to no
dueling piano bar. We went to a

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dueling piano bar with me, you
old Jess John remember that place. Yeah,

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we didn't get a hat to drink. We did get a shirt.

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I didn't have any of that right
because you and John put in my mouth

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in. No, I didn't want
it because I knew how sugar the other.

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I don't want a cavity, but
you know we might as well get

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one. Now you got dental,
do you? I just doesn't think so,

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but charge of me and I'm on
a leg for everything over there.

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Wow, that's because you live in
Virginia. I don't think that's a Virginia

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there. Here's just my dentist thing, which is why I'm not going back.

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You need know the dentist. We're
about to move, so it's fine.

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After the wedding will move so then
we'll find But you're not moving to

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Maryland. Yeah, but I'm not
gonna like he's in fairfaxt so I'm not

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gonna come back in a fair stay
in fair Fact. Now I think we're

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gonna move out of Fair Fact.
No, you're gonna not to Maryland.

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You're gonna stay in Virginia. You're
gonna stay. And I didn't say we

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weren't going to stay in Virginia.
You're not gonna get any closer to me,

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and it's I'll get closer to you, I'll get real close. Don't

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tut me with a good time.
Also, here's the thing your apartment.

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I don't know if I want to
move there now. If they're trying to

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call people out, I well,
the thing that doesn't make sense is I

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got an email the other day from
the apartment saying that I someone snitched and

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said that I was smoking weed on
my balcony and I'm like, I never

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use it. One and two of
them never home and three who still smokes

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weed? Edibles? Yeah, if
it's like a week day, you're asleep

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by ten ten thirty last night,
bro so and so then I emailed the

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back like I don't smoke at all
either one of them. I haven't smoked

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a cigar there. And so then
the girl replied back to the guy,

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I know, we're just trying to
crack down find out who it is who

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is smoking. I'm like, what
do they take down your warning or are

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they like, oh, you're warned
already. I don't know A good question

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I gonna ask, is the warning
go away? Now? I should go

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on perman record? Well another things
are on my permanent record because this damn

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place. But but yeah, it's
it's a strange tactic. Also, what

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does it matter? It's mainly fire, but if it's okay, But if

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it's a smoke free place, right, yes, but if you're smoking weed,

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probably you're hitting in a bong.
Does that catch on fire? Does

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everything catch on can catch on fire? With the bong? You use a

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lighter to light it up, right, put it in the in the I've

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never smoked out a either, but
when lighters get involved. This came over.

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Have I told you how in Seattle? I definitely was grilling on my

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patio and should not be. Yeah, everyone's done that, yeah, but

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I definitely totally shouldn't have because all
the smoke was just going right up in

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the apartment. Right, it's like
an actual like fire electric girl, uh

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uh, electric girl. Yeah,
but it was one like a portable camping

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one you could take right and I
put on my patio and I was like,

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oh, yeah, if you want
to make burgers, or anything,

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because the one like it's in the
community thing wasn't good looking at all and

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jermy and crummy. Yeah, and
so I did that. And then the

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one that I did it is smoke. Who does flood the apartment above me?

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It sounds like a personal problem to
those guys, not you. It

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is what it is is concrete floor, so it's fine, not going to

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burn. It's not the flooring that's
gonna burn, hoodie, it's the paneling.

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Well you know, it is what
it is, and that's what's going

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to cause the bad fire to grow
and get you in trouble. Also,

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Seattle then got a c in the
apartments. Why is that because it's usually

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not as hot, but of course
the summer I'm there, it's like the

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hottest summer in Seattle and forever ew
ceiling fan. Thank god I did my

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speaker broke right that I gave you. Oh yeah, that broken the move?

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Yeah broken the move. Yeah,
damn protected us. Hey, I

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shipped my car over. The car
lived so barely. Like that's when I

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had the top. Like they take
off like all the like trimmings or whatever,

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like they're supposed to be for like
wind resistance things, and they broke

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all of it, like, oh
yeah, we'll take it off carefully that

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way you'll be fine. No,
not at all. You know what it

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is. Damn, I was really
looking for I really was happy that.

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I was like, I'm gonna give
you something of mine. I used it

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for five butts it broke all the
way. Bet. I try, you

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know, but you know what I
want you to try out right now,

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trying to identify if it's a brand
from based on it's either image or slogan.

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Master of Transitions, thank you.
So we teased this last week where

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we were I don't know why we
were talking about it, but like,

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can we tell the rand or company
based on its logo or its logan?

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So Eric, we have two options. You'll take one, I'll take the

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other. Quiz okay, so would
you like to identify the brand based on

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its logo? Logo? Orts go? Okay, all right, here we

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go, says on Sportcle. You
could take it with you and we will

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describe what the image is before you
guess. Sportcle. It's where I did

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the Pokemon quiz, yes, notoriously
on the podcast. All right, righty

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fourteen minutes identify all fifty We'll take
fourteen minutes. We'll find out. Here

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we go three two one, There
we go. What is the brand name?

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This is troll trivia. I don't
see where the image is. Oh,

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here you go, shell Shell all
right, great, okay shell Facebook

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Facebook. That was an easy one, super easy. Let me go.

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What is that? It's a globe? What is the you can skip?

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You want to skip it? Skip
it? I don't know that one.

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Oh I think I know what that
was? Starbucks? Okay, good job,

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good jump. Instagram. Okay,
this is pretty easy for you.

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Pretty simple. Wikipedia, Good job, Look at you sourcing your sources.

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Yes, oh no, Mazda,
I know car Wes very well. That

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image isn't there? Google, Google, Google target target all right, good

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job, good job, good job. YouTube the red play button? I

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doing this? Are you doing this? I have to type it for you.

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Pinterest under armour. Oh you know
that one pretty well? Buy a

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lot of their clothing. Okay,
that one's broken to doesn't help that they're

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broken. I doesn't know. They
gotta refresh the page. Then you have

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to x books. There go wonderf
rolex on his rolexes are pretty cheesy and

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they're broken. Image. Why do
you know that image? Eric, because

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I'm a grown man, sir,
NBC Universal peacock, the peacock, Oh,

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big pen, good job, good
one. That's a good one.

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Oh. I know what this one
is? What is it? You see

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it on a lot of products.
Are you un It's products? Huh?

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Hygiene products. I don't know.
I don't know. It's Unilever. What's

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unilever? It's the like hygiene It
like owns like a bunch of like Jordan

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Jordan's hygiene products, like soaps.
Microsoft, All right, job, Oh

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okay, you're gonna go the windows. Oh god, that's not it.

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Amazon's a okay, broken image,
got it and love it. I love

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to see it another broken image?
Love it? Oh look another broke John?

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Dear John? There howdi spelled John? Dayre to e is an r

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e? Good job? Apple or
Microsoft? Microsoft, PBS Public Broadcasting the

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Olympics. M hmm, pringles you
see Chris Pratt, that's kind of dumb.

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You didn't like it? Why didn't
you like it? L G Why

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didn't you like it? Because that's
why he grew his mustache. That was

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the only reason why he grew his
mustache. That was for the commercial.

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I thought it was pretty genius catoraid
Chris Practic doesn't need to be everything,

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Yes he does. Oh, what's
the penguin? I think this is what

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this one? Oh? Hello,
penguin, pang, penguin Quentin. Next,

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next, Volkswagen looks Wagon v W. Come on, broken image,

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Bank of America Bank, I choose
the banquet. You know that one very

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well and broke like always. Damn
kids, CBS, Paramount Twitter. No,

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actually it's X sir. Sorry you
got that hit. Next? Uh

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I think we're at that okay,
uh uh uh it's dreamwork Man on the

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Moon, DreamWorks, fishing boy on
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Nope, nope, no. One
don't know what that one is.

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I don't know that one. I
think I know what this one for you?

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What is it? Nope? Now
is that it not travelosity? I

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don't know? All right, what
do we do now? All right,

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well we have to give up.
You only need thirty six out of fifty.

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That's not bad. Or McDonald's that
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the first one we get, wait
and see that one either was pumo,

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Oh, here you go the one
you missed. Sporkle. Oh, I'm

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trying to put in their own brand
advertising. There that vodaphone. What's daphone?

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I have no idea. The Penguin
was Linux, my nux Linux.

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No. All right, now it's
my turn, and I'm doing it based

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on the slogan, tell Eric,
you're gonna read me. I didn't.

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I didn't even get their answers.
You're gonna read me the slogan, I'm

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gonna tell you what it is.
You ready, all right? The happiest

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place on earth. That is Disney
Lane. Allrkay, yep, all right,

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Next one, I'm loving it,
all right. That's McDonald's. All

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right, got that one, Just
do it. That's Nike because it's right

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there. And the damn thing.
These quiz are not hard, not that

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hard. There are some things money
can't buy. For everything else there MasterCard,

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that's old one. Like a good
neighbor is there? Alma is there?

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State Farm? Alma is there?
Almo is not there? The ultimate

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driving machine? Is it? William
W. Hammer tells the corvette hummerpe Corvette.

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I think it's BMW, isn't it. Yeah? I would have said,

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Hummer, you're in good hands with
all State, all State. Okay,

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good job, good job, all
right. The next one. What's

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in your wallet? Capital one?
Discover is the capital one? It was

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capital one? Jackson. That was
easy staples. Rest of staples are not

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lot around anymore because you're worth it. Loriel Real, I think yeah,

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mh, I'm pretty good. Snap
crackle pop give me rice Crispies, cracker

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Jack, rich crispies? Know why
is it cracker Jack? Is it in

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you? Is it Gatorade? Middle
Light? Is it in you? Prime

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Energy? Melts in your mouth,
not in your hands? M and M's

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kondike no finger looking good? That
is famous saves KFC never even had famous?

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Have we have donal food? Drop
with them? America runs on subway

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Duncan BP BP. This is a
long one. The quicker picker, Upper

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Bounty. Oh you got all these
right? Pop tweeties, pop tarts?

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Nope, we used to have pop
tarts here. We used to bet you

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can't eat just one? Oh Laise
correct, look at me? Got without

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me think outside the bun. Taco
bell, Oh yeah, oh taco bos,

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Taco bell. Let's go places,
Let's go girl. What is that

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one? Toyota? No American Airlines
Amtrak? All right, it was too

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too okay? Have it Apple?
Have it your way, Burger King,

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don't live without it, condoms American
Express. Yes, yes, all right,

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I think our last one. That's
it twenty two. I guess what

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the one we missed was the airic
f up so well that leads us to

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someone coming off in the distance.
I hear them very very petitely. Oh

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no, it's said sap, it's
times up. That's impressive. I could

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go all day, manbe I can
do this all the musical. That's the

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Captain America. But we played Gardam
style here to signal it's time for some

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miss connections, where we read real
miss connections from Washington, DC dot Chrysis

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dot org dot m I s slash
whatever you want it to be. And

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we've made a self internal competition of
are they are they freaker in Virginia?

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They freak your Maryland freaking Eric.
We've got to start it off with Nova

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picture looking for a young picture for
spring try out new team for me.

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Yeah, that's what it literally said, team looking for a picture. They

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need someone to try to get some
spring ball kind of spring These throw them

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curveballs in them screwballs, you know, like, where's this woodbridge? Where's

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the woodbridge guy that loves brain.
Low key guy here looking for another low

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key buddy that loves amazing brain.
You know the song, Then you get

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some brain in the front seat of
the Hammercucci. Just walk in and meet

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me in front of the gallery hole, the gallery gloryhole, loory hole,

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and just kick back. No talking
to acquired. Send me a message if

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interested in the front seat of their
glory hole. That's a you know,

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glorihole, is right, it's a
hole in a wall. Yeah, in

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a bathroom and just walk in,
go get it. Lady with attitude that

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treats men like trash, why is
Fairfax freaking? It's hard to find a

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pretty woman that likes guys but also
enjoys treating them like trash. I know

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this may not be the place to
look, but it's worth a shot.

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Okay. So is that a guy
that wants me treated like crap? I

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guess? So? All right?
Did Latina? Right there? You go?

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I don't know. Next one to
come on work? Finally, third

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times of charge to come apart?
Gonna try this again, fed up of

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the inexcusable statements. Looking for someone
to hang out with. Chatter is similar

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to my best friend forty one years
old submissive reside here in tacome a park,

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I live alone and go visit home
in Virginia a lot. Drop me

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a line, and let's find out
female preferably and the opposite of this one

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also kind of near to come apart. Hmm, large pool, rock pool,

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oh pol, holy poll? All
right, large pole, Hi Bud,

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you are the older guy with the
massive pole near eye C two hundred.

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I'm single, white male, forty
five. Let's connect again. Thanks

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with the large bowl, hoodie,
large bowl and the last one in Bethesda

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three three each female friend to give
me a hand? Befest CC what's cc

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jovy k oh chevy Chase dues,
sorry, but Chevy Chase looking for a

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female friend twenty five to forty five
who's interested in giving me a hand?

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Quid broke quote fit white male here, quid bro quote, quid pro q.

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We'll scratch my back, I'll scratch
your back. You give me a

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hand, I'll give you some fingers. No, no, no, no,

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anyway, that was the misconnections for
this week's podcast. Have you really

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think on that pregnant pause is what
we like to call that in the radio

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game fingers hoods, Nope, no, no, fingers, good fingers,

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class fingers and claws. Wait,
white claus, No fingers and claws.

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If you know about fingers and claus
DM Hoodie, I'll tell you damn atmospheric

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v mr KB. You can also
hang out with me and Andrew Hoodie with

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as always, we love hanging out
with you. Next week our Valentine's Day

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episodes, Where are we talking about? All things love and sexual? Sexual

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things? All about Eric's sexual history, my misconducts and where it went right

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and where went wrong? No idea? Is there anything that went wrong?

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Is it all going the right way? You know what I say, But

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always remember it's okay to be weird
and sexy. It got weird, didn't

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it. Yeah,