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Everybody. Hey, what's up.
Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm

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Laura Caane. And you look so
much better in that dress. I was

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going to say, do you recognize
this dress? I do? Can you

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believe that this is the dress that
my co host Eric Grimmer right here say

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hello, Hi war last week during
our live episode. And he fit into

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We fit into each other's clothes,
we do. He fits into myth if

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you married Hi, Matt, if
you married me, you would double your

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wardrobe. Oh my god, you
do have cute things. Yeah, you

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have things I would totally wear.
See like your jeans. I'm gonna we

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your jeans. I would We should
do well, we can't really get undressed

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in front of people live, but
I was gonna say, we could like

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trade clothes, but you've already worn
thisssy never mind, never mind, Okay,

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so it would be so oh hey, producer Brian, what's going on?

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Producer Brian Hill. I'm glad that
you're back behind the controls. I

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know the show actually got started off
a smoothe it was very stressful last episode,

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but then I finally got I got
comfortable with a little into my groove.

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I love the toggling back and forth
between cameras. That was really super

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fun. But oh, if you
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Follow us on Leo's gonna be our
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wait. I know Leo electric Leo. Leo said the wig had him the

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wig. Oh yeah, the way
that looks like this, well like pretty

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much have a wig on. But
anyway, magic ha, yes, my

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magic hair, my magic tape on
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I started posting a bunch of videos
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to get big on that platform,
you know what I'm saying. And I

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would love you guys to help us
manifest a party. We're going to throw

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a party. We are We're hoping
to have it at a Kwan. Brian

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is going to be with us two
years next month. That is insane to

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me. I mean, it's going
to be sixty shut up, please please

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please sixty one? All right,
let's not we can't shave off too much.

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Please. My birthday is May twenty
fourth, it happens to be a

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Friday. I know what I want
for my birthday. I don't know if

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this is possible. What it's not
going to be cheap and no, and

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we need to get them or you
need to get them, like tonight?

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What what we and you have to
come with me? No? Yes,

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it's on May fourteenth. I'm not
here. It's a Pachunga arena. Huh.

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The fourteenth I think is a Tuesday
night. No, justin Timberlake.

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Oh what that's top three concerts I've
ever seen. I saw them in two

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thousand and six and like twenty sixteen. Here it close your eyes. Why

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I'm going to give your birthday present
early? I don't No, I'm not

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going to accept it because I don't
want whatever you're giving me, because it's

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not expensive enough. I kind of
a feeling you're going to be really disappointed

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I give you. I think lipstick
on my teeth. I know that's I

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don't expect. Come on, I
don't expect, but I do expect something

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from you, and I don't expect
justin Timberlake tickets. But that would be

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really cool if you wanted to like
tell somebody or well you're I know,

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I am in the radio business,
but like, that's not you know what

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now, listen in Back in the
day in radio, it used to be

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easy to get tickets to things.
It used to be easy. They get

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free CDs. You're spoiled. They're
expensive now too, I know, but

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no, it's not like that anymore. We don't get we did not.

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Like people always ask me, can
you give me tickets to Sting and Billy

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Joel. I'm like, if I
had access to those tickets, I would

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be taking those tickets, But you
know, we don't. We save them

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for people who actually win them on
the radio. So that's what we save

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them. Oh, then tell me
when I can call in and I'll win

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your ticket. I don't think you
qualify because you're a friend of an employee.

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Well I can be an enemy.
No, I don't think. Hey

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anyway, so we want to wait. But wait, Okay, I think

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this is a good tease before we
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about to give me a gift.
I am, and we're going to verbalize

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our teases. Now, see this, I'm teaching. I'm teaching him the

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her one of your favorite places on Earth,

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restaurant time out. This is exciting. Eric has something for me and

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I was naked. I know in
that one picture you were you totally were

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okay, So I want to know
okay I'm going to tease before we get

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into what Eric has for me.
I want to know from you, guys,

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what was the best thing that happened
to you this weekend and the worst

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thing that happened to you this weekend? But first, what did you get

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me? And where did you go? I was in the high desert this

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weekend, okay for four days?
Okay, which high desert? I was

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out near Joshua Tree. I've never
been to Joshua Tree. I've always wont

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to go to Joshua Tree. I
love that album from you too. By

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the way, I remind you location
though, I know, but it just

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was the name of the album,
and I just one of my college when

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I was a freshman. Anyway,
what I may have picked you a little

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something up at a place called Area
fifty one? You went to Area fifty

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one? Were you an Area fifty
one? Close your eyes? Are you?

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No? Seriously? Did you drive
through you? What do you think

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I got this? Well? Okay, oh my god, I'm way into

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Okay, I'm okay a close and
closed as Okay. It feels like a

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little a little little Okay, it's
a little it's a little ship. It's

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a pin I think or it could
be one of those Croc those little Croc

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jewels, you know, you put
the Croc things in Get in Loser,

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Get in Loser. It says,
Wow, he got me all excited.

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Yeah, famously in the California.
Dude, I've see I believe everything.

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See I believe everything you tell me, and yet you still do this to

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me. Doesn't that make you like
sad? Doesn't that make you feel bad?

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That like run my way up there
and I said that I was going

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to be back in two weeks and
she was having a full on an attack.

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You And I know every time he'll
he'll call me on the way here

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on Monday nights and he'll go it'll
be about six thirty and he'll call me

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and he'll say, I just got
off work, I just got into my

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place. I'll get there. I'm
like and then of course I am yelling.

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I'm panicking, and he's like,
just kidding, I'm just barking in

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your driveway. God know, okay, So well do you still have me?

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Yes? Of course Folia once.
Shame on him, Fulia twice though,

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shame on you. I know,
I'm full of shame. I mean

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he did say he went to Area
fifty one. Right after he said he

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went to Joshua Tree, which is
not close to each other. Well,

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it could be. It could have
been a four day big road trip.

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Maybe he was in an RV.
I don't know. You never know.

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That's what I I think. You
have you met me, I would not

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be in an RV. I don't
camp. I really wanted to do that

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with a former boyfriend. We wanted
to go to Area fifty one or take

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an RV trip like out to that
area and just like go to all the

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weird cafes and like the weird stores
and see just you know, the people

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that are freaks about aliens. Nothing
out there. But yeah, it's just

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an interesting thing. Well, yeah, I will say this. What all

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I heard playing in my head was
the theme from Deliverance while you were there

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in the high desert. Yes,
the banjo? Yes? Is that so?

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You did? So? You didn't
really like it that much? No,

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it was very nice. It was
super cold at night, the wind

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was crazy. Why Deliverance. The
people, Yeah, the people that live

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there, that's not very nice.
I know, I would think they'd be

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cool. That movie's insane, by
the way. People people were nice,

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but holds up. That movie totally
holds up through the years. It was

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it was definitely there. People go
live that live out there do not want

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to be on the grid, Let's
just put it that way. And they

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don't want no out of towners moving
on in, do they know? All

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right? So I want to know
from you guys, what was the best

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thing that happened to you this weekend? And what was the thing that happened

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to you this weekend. I'll go
first while you think, okay, okay,

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So I'm gonna start off with the
worst thing that happened to me this

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weekend. And you may or may
not have seen the video I posted a

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couple hours ago of my jeep being
towed, being towed, being put on

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a tow truck, and me standing
outside going there goes my jeep. Well,

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yesterday I pull out of my driveway. I had to get to a

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meeting and I was running a little
bit behind. I pull out of my

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driveway, I pull onto my street, and all of a sudden, the

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lights in my car just like all
flickered at once. All the electronics went

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crazy, and then it sputtered,
and then it stopped, and then it's

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a push button kind of car,
and it would not start, jumper cables,

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everything, So I left. The
cart was literally in It might as

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well have been in the middle of
my street. It was probably two to

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three feet from the curb on the
other side. I had put a cone

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in the back and a cone in
the front, because first of all,

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no service department is open on Sundays, So what am I gonna do?

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No, we tried jumping it.
We tried double jumping it with two cars.

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Some nice guy, Yeah, some
nice guy who was a yeah.

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He said, this really really nice
guy. He must have been from like

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Serbia or something here. He had
a really cool accent. But he was

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a neighbor down the street. He
saw we were struggling, and he goes,

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oh, I'm a mechanic, but
I'm kind of on the way,

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I'm kind of late for something.
But real quick, why don't we try

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to double jump it. I'll use
my car, you use your car Antonio's

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car, and we and that didn't
work. So it wasn't the battery.

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So this was the last change.
I just had an oil change and I

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just had to get me tired.
Yeah, so he way there. It

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was all day in the streets so
all a police officer comes down. I'm

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like, well, obviously I'm standing
out front and there's something and he goes,

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excuse me, but you need to
turn your wheels. So there,

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I'm like, do you see that? My car is like literally in the

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middle of the street. I can't
move it. I can like, I

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can probably turn the wheel okay,
like and that was it, and then

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he pulled off. Well see my
my car. You couldn't even turn the

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wheels if the car wouldn't start,
like everything locks up. Well anyway,

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so this morning got up called Quality
Towing shout out because the guy was so

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nice. Took me to the g
dealership. I'm leased the car so luckily

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it's under warranty, but it does
You're right, Brian Dingo need a new

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battery. Yeah, but then they
gave me all the these other things that

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it needs that are not under warranty, and fifteen hundred dollars later, I'm

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like, and then so they just
said do you accept or declined to accept

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or decline? I was like,
decline, decline, decline, declined,

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decline. I mean you know what, No, I don't care about the

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air filters in my car. I
don't care about the break fluid whatever,

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well fluid not for four hundred dollars. I don't want to take it to

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a cheaper acca anyway, So I
don't have a car right now. Oh

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boy, So I just kind of
made myself busy today here at home.

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I swept the floor, I laun
I think she otherwise normally wouldn't do.

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So. The best thing that happened
to me this weekend I was actually on

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my way to this thing, was
I went to a women's meeting where I

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finally got my seventeen year told yay
from my friend Madeline. And it was

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really important that she give it to
me because she's just doing so good with

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her sobriety and we've become really good
friends, and I really wanted her to

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give it to me, and so
we kept missing each other and we wanted

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to do it at this women's meeting, and so it was really really awesome

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to you. You just can't miss
getting the token because you worked so hard

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for it, And there were there
was a woman at the meeting that was

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like, you know, I'm kind
of shy to stand up here and and

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admit that I have nine months and
that I get a token. I'm like,

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don't ever be You worked for that. You worked for that. You

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get that token every year, you
get that token. It's so important.

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So anyway, Oh, if I
had my purse, i'd show it to

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you. But anyway, that was
the best. That was the worst and

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the best thing that happened to be
this weekend. Oh what about you?

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The best thing was being off for
four days and being completely off the grid.

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That was the best. You were
not off the grid because he texted

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me several times and sent me atrocious
videos in the process all weekend. All

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week you were not off the grid. Mister, what do you mean?

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I said you atrocious? That must
have been somebody else. I tell him

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he's not supposed to send me pictures
anymore of guys or girls or animals or

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inanimate objects puking. What happens?
He said, he said he'd stop it.

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So I when did I say that? I told you not to do

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that anymore. And then I thought
you, Oh, I thought you meant

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that day. So I haven't opened
anything for a while, and I decided,

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look, you were missing some good
stuff. Yeah, peak humor right

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there, top to your comedy.
Well, the one video I just finally

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decide to re visit your Instagram dms
a guy sitting out of porch. All

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of a sudden, I'm like,
okay, I'm over it no more.

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I will never ever open a video
from you again. I'm sorry. I

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can't. It's too risky. It
is not risky. It is Listen.

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It's kind of like gambling, which
is something that sometimes he has a jacket.

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But yes, and it's a really
good one. And sometimes it's just

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a big it'll be puke, it'll
be somebody pooping. It'll be like an

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animal pooping. You just got me
a picture of a bee, which be

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shit, Like, what, Oh
that was funny the bee pooping. Wasn't

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that a lot of poop? Oh
my god? All right? What was

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the worst part of your week?
It's ridiculous. Yeah, it was the

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worst thing that happened. It could
be something small like I don't know,

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you've lost your a dollar. I
don't know, no what me lose a

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dollar? I know, right,
never knows where every where all of his

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pennies are. I know the worst
thing that happened. I don't even think

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there was anything. Oh my god, there was, okay, so bring

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it on. I went with some
friends hiking in twenty nine Palms, and

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I'll show you the pictures. They
were really it was really pretty you on

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the phone. And so there's an
oasis down at the bottom of this case.

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It's it's a three mile round trip, but it's like straight down and

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then it's straight up. So it's
not for the faint of heart. Like

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on the thing as you're going in, it says, you know, like

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degree of difficulty hard and it was
trup but it was really pretty down there.

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So we're sitting there on this rock
and there's just palm trees right at

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the bottom and water and stuff like
that, and there's nothing anywhere else,

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like it's all rocks and this.
They were moving or not moving, but

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they were redoing part of it.
So this woman comes by and she goes,

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oh, not obeying the signs,
click, takes a picture of us

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and says, I'm going to post
this. Well were you No, we

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weren't. We were totally not in
that area at all. Well then why

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did she say that? Yeah,
because she was a bitch. She was

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just being a Karen. So I
I'm editing some of my photos that I

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took m because it was the only
shade in the whole place, and one

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of my friends goes, I'll be
right back, I'm going to go talk

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to her, and I was all, oh, better you than me,

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Yes for sure. So then she
said, oh, I'm just being an

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asshole I work for like oh.
The woman admitted that she was being yeah,

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in a in a very like bitchy
way, like oh yeah, I'm

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the asshole or whatever, and I
was like, yeah you are, oh

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gosh, but yeah she was.
And then she literally made that whole hike,

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didn't even stay down there, turned
around and went back up. And

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so she happened to be ahead of
us as we were leaving, and she

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got in her car and like waved
like when we were all we all just

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stared her down like a true Karen, Yes very much. Producer Brian,

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what is the best thing that happened
to you this weekend and the worst thing

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that happened to you this weekend?
Best thing that happened to me is probably

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the opposite of your best thing,
which is that I went out with coworkers

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and drank. It was fun.
Yes, is there any place you want

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to talk? Talk? Went to
a lazy dog. Oh, I love

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lazy dog. That's good. It's
good. I didn't get drunk or anything.

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Worst thing, I don't know.
I was just tired this week and

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I feel like the weekend went by
too fast, so it really did.

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That was my worst thing is I
feel like I did think of the weekend.

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And you know what, even though
I had this car I trouble and

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I literally last week had to spend
six hundred dollars on two new tires.

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Two tires were bold car stuff sucks. But when when I was in the

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tow truck with the guy, I
asked him, I said, what do

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you like about being a toe truck
driver? And I was videotaping him and

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he goes or is filming him,
videoing whatever, and he goes helping people,

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helping people. I was like,
I, okay, you just made

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my day. That is the great
That is a great answer, because that

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is what we all are here to
do, is just help other people.

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Right. And he was cute too, but then he talked about his family,

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and then I was like, okay, never mind, never mind,

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No, he's really super handsome.
But then he was he talked about how

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much he loved his family, and
I thought that was great too. But

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then I was like, okay,
well my family. I have kids,

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but no wife. No, no, he talked about his wife and his

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kids. Or I was going to
be getting back in the arena soon.

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I think, I know, Well, you should have a whole thing,

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a whole show based on dating.
Sure, our theories are like, are

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what we like, what we don't
like? What what I should do?

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What should I do? That what
you're doing now, which is nothing?

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So do something that's a good place. I was on hinge for like a

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week and then I I just wasn't
into it. I just didn't. It

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wasn't time. It just wasn't time. Yeah, too bad, Actually too

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bad you don't drink because bars would
be a great place. But oh,

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by the way, we are in
retrograde. So when I posted that video,

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somebody said, oh, mercury in
retrograde. So I got to tell

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you what not to do until it's
until April twenty fourth. I'm not leaving

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my house. So this is what
you're not supposed to do during this time.

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I'm going to do all of these
things. Do not make important decisions

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about something like a whole month,
like buying a house, decisions like getting

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married, you know, like that
kind of thing, getting a divorce,

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like, don't make a big decision, don't sign a contract, okay,

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don't launch any new big projects okay, okay. Don't travel if you can't,

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if you can help it. I'm
traveling this month. Are you traveling

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before the twenty fourth? Maybe?
I don't think so. Don't argue with

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others, don't be too hard on
yourself, don't let stress overwhelm you.

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Basically, when we're in this mercury
and retrograde situation, stuff like this car

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stuff happens. Just go with the
flow. Counterpoint counterpoint meaningless. You think

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mercury and retrograde is meaningless? Absolutely? Oh? How different are we?

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We are so incredible different, it's
crazy. How did she give birth to

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you? How did you, in
Layman's terms, explain to me why mercury

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and retrograde affects me or affects everyone? Now, that would be a question

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for Reverend doctor Natalie Vail, who
I almost called, but it was a

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little bit too late to get her
on this this late. Ask a scientist,

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Yeah, it's you. Go ahead, go ahead and ask a scientist,

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but we have I am a scientist. I can tell you don't mean

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it does it affects people? It
affects like woo woo people like me,

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woo people. You know what I'm
talking about. Well I'm not. I'm

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not a woo woo poop person.
So I'm a poop. I'm a mune.

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Yeah, I'm a mune. In
fact, it seems like if you

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don't believe in that, then you're
immune. So why would you want to

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believe in it? It just is. It is what it is. There's

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something it's the the alignment of the
planets. It's like energy shifts, it's

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shifts towns. I don't don't ask
me questions. I'm not an expert in

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this. I don't think anyone's an
expert in it. Oh my god,

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I think that Natalie is definitely an
expert in this. She is. We

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should have her on, Well,
maybe we'll have her on next week and

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she get explained to you scientifically what
mercury and retrograde is all about. Yes,

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okay, all right, I think
that's a great idea. Que the

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double D music please? Oh and
then I have to tell you something before

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after the Double D? What?
What? What? I what I did

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this weekend? Oh? No,
do I know about it? No?

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Oh? No, oh, maybe
you do. I don't know, just

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go on with it. It involved
cash changing hands. Uhh yeah, not

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changing hands, more like into a
machine. No, no, no,

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I did not go to a casino. No I didn't. Oh that's good.

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I did one advice for another I
didn't. All right, where do

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we start? Well, I'm going
to start with this story because I almost

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laid out of my underwear when I
read this. Melroe's Place is coming back

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with Healer Locklear and two more stars
from the original, Laura Layton and Daphne's

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Aniga. Daphne's and I remember that
name. There's no word if any other

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of the originals would join in,
but one of them can only appear in

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flashbacks because someone is going to die. Andrew Shoe, isn't he in that?

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Yes? He was the cute one, the cute boy. Yes,

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Oh my gosh, that's cool.
I know it's awesome. I wonder where

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it's going to air. They're actually
shopping it around. Okay, so there's

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it's not picked up by any particular
network yet. Okay. Coachella was this

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weekend in Indio. Out where I
was. I was looking at the roster

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of entertainment. I guess you could
call it out of like one hundred and

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fifty names, I knew who fourteen
other people were. They had Lona del

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Ray, Yeah, Lona del Ray, Billy Eilish, well, Billy E

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showed up out of the blue,
yeah, out of the blues, no

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doubt, well, no doubt was
the big one. I guess Carpenter so

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something, Brina Carpentary. Yeah,
she's big now. Yeah, But I

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did not know who anybody was.
I would never go to I would never

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That sounds like sounds it was on
my bucket list, and I went in

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twenty sixteen or twenty seventeen Eminem Tyler, the creator did go a good year.

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Okay, Beyonce, that's a good
year, Panda. But I've never

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been as terrified as I was when
I tried to make my way through the

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crowd during Eminem. I was like
lifted up off of my feet as it

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was so incredibly crowded. You couldn't
get a drink of anything water, The

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lines were huge, you couldn't get
any food. Forget about the bathrooms like

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ew, they were like disgusting.
And then if there's just too many people,

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too many people, it just seems
like one of the most like poorly

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planned events. Ever, Yeah,
it just sounds like a fire festival.

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Yeah. Well, at least it
happened. They should just cut off the

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tickets at some point, like they
should make it more enjoyable. For well,

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it got a lot of kind of
lackluster because people didn't know who a

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lot of these artists were, so
they had a lot of tickets left.

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Well, isn't that a two weekend
thing? It's just one weekend? Oh

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yeah, yeah, something like that. I don't know. I don't think

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it's worth it. It starts on
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Oh okay, And they say usually
in all the previous years they're cited for

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noise violations because they runs over,
but because of the lack of talent,

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they didn't get one violation. Really, uh huh. You know it's coming

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up, which is cool. In
San Diego was the Wonderfront Music Festival.

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It was like eighty stage, eighty
music musical acts, and there's like one

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area that's all eight m and there's
one area that's like, you know,

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all house music, and then I
forgot who's even playing. But that's coming

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up here pretty soon too, you
know who. ROBERTA. Cavelli is the

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designer. Yes, he died at
the age of eighty three. Oh.

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The Golden Bachelor Jerry Turner and Teresa
nisted divorce after their three month long marriage.

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Wow, yeah, what a shocker. Can't you do something other than

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divorce? Like, can you get
it annulled? It's such a short period

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of time. The moments are pretty
you'd be like pretty specific, like circumstances

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in news for Brian your idol,
Keanu Reeves fractured his kneecap on the side

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of the movie Good Fortune. How
did you do it? He tripped on

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a rug? Oh wow? Who
won't be making the appearance at my second

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anniversary party. There's such a thing
called crutches, and he's a cool guy

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or something. I'm sure there's a
bunch of from there. I feel bad

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if you showed up on crutches,
I would be like, oh man,

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oh well, would you feel bad
if he was not on crutches? Would

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you still feel like? Oh my
god, I can't believe. I mean,

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if he's in pain, I don't
want them to be I don't want

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them to like drag drag out to
a little party. See, I have

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some Brian news, and I have
some Laura News What's My News? Eminem

407
00:31:30.000 --> 00:31:33.440
is asking his fans to share their
story for an upcoming documentary about him.

408
00:31:33.799 --> 00:31:37.240
He is asking his fans for their
help. He's asking them to fill out

409
00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:41.720
a questionnaire on why they're his biggest
fan. I his stands, he calls

410
00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:48.039
his fans stands for the song I
love Eminem, I always have to.

411
00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:52.480
Oh my god, I can't stand
him. I just he's a phenomenal rattle,

412
00:31:52.880 --> 00:31:56.640
so sick and tired of be and
admired that I just die, die

413
00:31:56.720 --> 00:32:01.160
or get fired. Don't come speak
to me. I don't know you blow

414
00:32:01.200 --> 00:32:05.960
you mon, don't. I used
to know all the words to all the

415
00:32:06.000 --> 00:32:08.759
songs I used to do. Rap. God, I couldn't tell you a

416
00:32:09.599 --> 00:32:15.359
song that he sang. You know, lose your lose yourself, lose yourself

417
00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:22.880
in the music. The moment you
won't want stop, don't stop one shuts

418
00:32:22.359 --> 00:32:27.640
Okay, Brian, take the floor, go ahead, go for it.

419
00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:30.000
Okay. Now I want to see
you do to do a little bit of

420
00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:34.640
rap? Rap God, do you
a couple of bits? I love rap.

421
00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.880
I love it. I admire people
who can retain the music that it

422
00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:45.599
doesn't matter, it does, That's
not how rap goes goddamn. Okay,

423
00:32:45.720 --> 00:32:46.599
I'll just do the fast part,
okay, or at least what I used

424
00:32:46.599 --> 00:32:49.720
to be able to do with it. Some of the malama you, assuming

425
00:32:49.759 --> 00:32:51.160
I'm a human, what I gotta
do to get through? Do you?

426
00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:52.920
Superhuman? Innovative ani made of rebbus, so that anything you say is ricocheting

427
00:32:52.920 --> 00:32:55.599
off of me. I'm glued to
you. Devastate them more than never demonstrating

428
00:32:55.640 --> 00:32:59.160
how they give them mother fucking aydience
to feel like I never fading in the

429
00:32:59.160 --> 00:33:00.839
haze. A way for the they
say I fell up the celebrating, because

430
00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:04.319
another way to get them ovated.
I make elevated music. You make elevator

431
00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:07.599
music or elevate Yeah, anyways,
I want to be able to do that.

432
00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:10.519
Wow, I know, see,
I know I like you better than

433
00:33:10.519 --> 00:33:19.240
eminem Thanks. I don't now in
news for me what Britney Spears could make

434
00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:22.599
one hundred million a year on only
fans. Oh that's more than I make.

435
00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:29.000
She would do it and only fans. Manager cleans Britney Spears could make

436
00:33:29.039 --> 00:33:32.640
a hundred million a year if she
joined the platform. Insiders close to her

437
00:33:32.759 --> 00:33:37.839
say she has no interest. Well
then that's good. Yeah, good for

438
00:33:37.880 --> 00:33:42.279
her but yeah, she I mean, she pretty much posts that kind of

439
00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:46.839
Instagram. Besides, besides the notoriety, I don't know if anyone wants to

440
00:33:46.880 --> 00:33:54.480
see her naked. I think it
would be just a misstep. I think

441
00:33:54.480 --> 00:33:59.119
she would get some success, but
like, yes, I would actually want

442
00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:01.440
like like, oh it's funny.
No thanks, she's got a great body.

443
00:34:01.640 --> 00:34:05.119
Yeah, but I think it would
just be kind of a It would

444
00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:09.400
just be thirsty her in her twenties, she made a bajillion dollars. But

445
00:34:10.119 --> 00:34:14.480
now, yes, now, yes, I believe that. Yes, you

446
00:34:14.519 --> 00:34:16.559
know, I would even pay,
maybe just so I could say, oh,

447
00:34:16.559 --> 00:34:21.559
okay, there she's naked. Okay, I don't here pretty, here's

448
00:34:21.599 --> 00:34:24.239
some money I don't know. Oh
my god, I don't know. Okay,

449
00:34:24.280 --> 00:34:30.119
And then the last news, Ohjy's
dead. Okay oooo I don't want

450
00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:35.840
to never mine. I have something. Can I of dovetail into your tail

451
00:34:35.920 --> 00:34:38.079
into it? Can we all can
agree he did it? Right? Oh

452
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:42.400
for sure he did it. Okay, there are some people that think he

453
00:34:42.440 --> 00:34:44.920
didn't. So I just want to
I want to say, as a show

454
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:49.440
it, I think we can all
be in agreement. Yeah, we believe

455
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:53.800
he allegedly, we believe he did
it. He was not convicted of it.

456
00:34:54.079 --> 00:34:59.320
No, but look what happened afterwards, Like he threatened to kill people,

457
00:34:59.559 --> 00:35:01.599
like in he went to jail too, Yeah, he went to jail.

458
00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:08.880
Where were you when the White Bronco
chase happened? I was at work,

459
00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:13.440
okay, And do you remember everything? Yes, we all stopped.

460
00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:17.360
We pulled a TV into the office
from the break room and watched it.

461
00:35:19.840 --> 00:35:25.679
This thing was unbelievable. When it
happen was thirty years ago. I was

462
00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:30.440
living in Coronado, I was married. I was sitting on the floor of

463
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:35.559
one of my bedrooms in an apartment. I had a cockatoo and it's chinchilla.

464
00:35:36.039 --> 00:35:43.119
As pets fallen, isn't that.
My cockatoo was on my shoulder And

465
00:35:43.199 --> 00:35:46.639
I remember just watching the TV and
sitting there and the chinchilla was running around,

466
00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:51.519
but just as clear as day,
just watching and she was thinking,

467
00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:54.800
I'll never get I'll never this will
never fall apart. We did the same

468
00:35:54.800 --> 00:35:58.920
thing with the trial. We brought
a TV and then everybody rand it.

469
00:35:59.079 --> 00:36:04.679
This was oh, I understand it
was and you know this is before any

470
00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:08.480
This is when there was you know, just cable channels and people watched you

471
00:36:08.519 --> 00:36:13.280
know could watch live TV like they
can't now, but it was different then.

472
00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:15.559
I don't think we'll ever have an
event like that nine to eleven in

473
00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:19.079
terms of there's only one place to
see it at the time. Now,

474
00:36:19.079 --> 00:36:22.360
I've like pull up my phone right
right, will never be the same.

475
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:28.440
Also, thirty years ago, Kurt
Cobain killed himself. Oh that's right,

476
00:36:28.920 --> 00:36:37.119
nineteen ninety four. I know Michael
Jackson Lisa Mury Presley they got married thirty

477
00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:39.599
years ago. Also, thirty years
ago, the number one song in the

478
00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:49.480
country was as of Bass the sign
o sad and it opened up Bump and

479
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:52.960
Grind by R Kelly and I swear
by all for one. Yeah, I

480
00:36:53.079 --> 00:36:57.079
swear you know that song? Yeah, no, I know. Okay.

481
00:36:57.480 --> 00:37:04.280
The top TV show was Improvement.
I ever watched an episode of did I

482
00:37:04.480 --> 00:37:07.920
that's one with Tim Allen? Right
right? Pamela Anderson was on there for

483
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:12.039
a hot minute. I heard he
was he is a nightmare allegedly. I've

484
00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:15.880
heard he's a dick. Yeah,
so funny. Though he seems like such

485
00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:19.239
a nice guy. Though, Oh
I think he's I just like Hi from

486
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:22.239
the Santa Claus. Oh, okay, he seems like he seems like a

487
00:37:22.280 --> 00:37:27.360
fun guy. I'm sure he's not. Uh, he's not, and who

488
00:37:27.400 --> 00:37:30.800
else is not? Oh? I
heard Michael Keaton is not, But then

489
00:37:30.880 --> 00:37:34.360
that's just rumored. I expect that
though. He seems like a dick,

490
00:37:34.360 --> 00:37:37.159
But he seems like a cool dick. If you get into his good graces,

491
00:37:37.280 --> 00:37:40.480
it would be you would really have
a cool friend. I bet it's

492
00:37:40.519 --> 00:37:45.079
fun to make fun of other people
with him. I bet it is like

493
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:50.880
the ship make fun of people with
him anyway. Seinfeld also was big.

494
00:37:51.159 --> 00:37:55.199
Never watched an episode of that either, not one episode. What the only

495
00:37:55.239 --> 00:38:01.119
clip I've ever seen is that what's
her name? Doing that dance? Seinfeld?

496
00:38:01.239 --> 00:38:04.960
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest,
Seinfeld is not that funny. I've

497
00:38:05.159 --> 00:38:07.559
never had a desire to watch it. Yeah, it's not that I don't

498
00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:09.280
like Jerry Seinfeld. Yeah, I
agree, he's not that funny either.

499
00:38:10.519 --> 00:38:15.280
Maybe the show doesn't hold up after
I mean, you seeing it so many

500
00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:22.480
years later, but it sure was
hilarious. And maybe remember the masturbation one.

501
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:24.800
I've never seen it. Oh,
I mean, here's the thing.

502
00:38:24.880 --> 00:38:29.679
Jerry Seinfeld's is not that funny to
me. He's just like every man.

503
00:38:29.760 --> 00:38:32.599
I think he is the worst part
of every Sinfield episode. What is the

504
00:38:32.679 --> 00:38:36.440
very end when he's trying to do
stand up. That's like the worst part

505
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:38.480
of every Seinfield episode. It's,
oh my god, you guys, stop

506
00:38:38.559 --> 00:38:44.800
it. Stop You do not stamp
your foot on a show like Sign.

507
00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:51.440
I always thought of Jerry Seinfelds like
Comedia, Roseanne. I liked Roseanne.

508
00:38:51.639 --> 00:38:53.840
She's crazy, though, yeah she's
nuts. Grace under Fire, you never

509
00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:58.719
watched it, and then Coach I
never watched that either. No, what

510
00:38:58.960 --> 00:39:01.079
had seen Friends? That was a
few months from premiere. Oh my god,

511
00:39:01.119 --> 00:39:05.239
that show I love. I hate
Friends, know you too, bite

512
00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:08.360
your tongue. You know what comedy
TV show is really underrated is Arrested Development.

513
00:39:08.480 --> 00:39:12.719
Oh my god, I love Arrested
that show. That show is insanely

514
00:39:12.760 --> 00:39:16.119
fun so funny. Yeah, you
know what show is insanely funny, but

515
00:39:16.159 --> 00:39:19.840
it does get some credit. Its
Ship's Creek. Oh my god, I

516
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:24.239
love show funny. I love Shits
Creek. I love all the people that

517
00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:28.960
I love everybody. I just watched
a really good movie last night called Scoop.

518
00:39:29.920 --> 00:39:32.119
Oh, yeah, you know what. I started watching that and it

519
00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:36.400
was it was interesting, and then
I kind of just I think I fell

520
00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:43.480
asleep. I also watched a movie
called While I Was in the Desert called

521
00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:52.480
Life Itself on Amazon Prime. Oh
it's with Antonio Banderas and New Yes,

522
00:39:54.639 --> 00:40:01.960
Oh my god, you guys.
It was actions drama. It's a drama.

523
00:40:02.199 --> 00:40:07.480
It was so good. I'm not
going to tell you anything about it.

524
00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:13.760
I had never heard of it,
and it was spectacular. What's her

525
00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:20.880
name is in it? That directed? Don't worry, Darling, Olivia Wild's

526
00:40:20.880 --> 00:40:27.360
in it. Okay, it was
so good. We need to talk about

527
00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:32.119
one more thing before we close the
show. I was going through I don't

528
00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:38.000
know the internet and I saw movies
that will that will mess with your mind,

529
00:40:38.119 --> 00:40:40.519
and immediately I'm like, ooh,
I got to see this list.

530
00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:45.519
So on the list there were things
like like one was Resurrection, I've never

531
00:40:45.559 --> 00:40:50.960
seen that. Oh. Then there
was one called Infinity Pool, which is

532
00:40:51.079 --> 00:40:54.840
new yeah, overrated. Yeah,
I didn't like it. It was mediocre.

533
00:40:55.000 --> 00:40:59.719
It did so boring, really mess
it was it kind of it was

534
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:04.239
don't watch it, seriously. It's
not that mind though. It isn't like

535
00:41:04.320 --> 00:41:07.519
it's pretty. It's it isn't.
It's not that that good. No,

536
00:41:08.360 --> 00:41:14.159
that's why some of those lists are
ridiculous. Now there is did you hear

537
00:41:14.199 --> 00:41:17.519
about this new movie. It's I'm
sure it's an A two four film,

538
00:41:19.119 --> 00:41:23.119
but it's called I think it is
because it's by it's directed by I think

539
00:41:23.159 --> 00:41:27.599
Ari Astor, who does a lot
of stuff for A two four. Yeah,

540
00:41:27.639 --> 00:41:32.400
And it's called Sasquatch Sunrise. And
it's with Riley ke Oh and I

541
00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:38.239
forget. There's no dialogue in it
at all. And they play cavemen and

542
00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:44.480
people have gotten up and walked out
and gotten sick to their stomachs because it's

543
00:41:44.519 --> 00:41:50.320
just them vomiting, having sex,
pooping. That's all it is. My

544
00:41:52.360 --> 00:41:55.719
if you watch the trailer, you
see it right on the trailer. No,

545
00:41:55.920 --> 00:42:00.719
thank you, no, thank you. Oh my god, I got

546
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:04.079
my daughter to watch the show Ripley, You've got to watch that too on

547
00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:07.880
Netflix. What have you ever seen
a movie called a serbian film? No?

548
00:42:08.400 --> 00:42:14.039
No, don't okay? And what
one final thing I started watching?

549
00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:16.320
Oh my god, No, don't
ever watch it? Watch then, don't

550
00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:19.960
throw that out. Well, no, talk about a movie that'll mess with

551
00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:25.199
your mind saying that should be number
one. I was watched it. I

552
00:42:25.360 --> 00:42:30.360
didn't even make it through. Okay, do I need to finish the visit?

553
00:42:31.079 --> 00:42:37.039
No is it a movie. Yes, it's terrible. You should watch

554
00:42:37.079 --> 00:42:42.320
the new show on Amazon called Fallout
though. Oh it's pretty good. Charlie

555
00:42:42.360 --> 00:42:46.239
said, he is digging it so
much. He used to play the game.

556
00:42:46.639 --> 00:42:50.079
Yeah I didn't, but I know
I know of it and it's really

557
00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:52.679
good. But as somebody who's not
into video games and that kind of thing,

558
00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:55.199
do you think i'd like it?
Yeah? The characters are really fun.

559
00:42:55.639 --> 00:42:59.000
Really, you'll take it'll take a
second to kind of wrap your head

560
00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:01.800
around the type of world it takes
place in. Just in a sense,

561
00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:07.119
it's very like the technology is like
very nineteen sixties futuristic. Or they have

562
00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:09.920
like weird flying robots, but still
has like the nineteen sixties vibe. Okay,

563
00:43:10.239 --> 00:43:15.440
and it has a very it's a
very alternate telling of like America.

564
00:43:15.639 --> 00:43:17.920
But it's really good though. So
you're umpire, We can see you,

565
00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:25.760
but oh you're an empire all right? Coming up on Thursday, we have

566
00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:32.920
a really good thick round of what's
your Price? Oh boy, And I'll

567
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:38.360
tell you what I did over the
weekend. I never thought i'd say this,

568
00:43:39.079 --> 00:43:44.320
that I did something like this that's
coming up on Thursday. I know

569
00:43:44.360 --> 00:43:46.639
what it is. No, in
the meantime, Love you guys, thank

570
00:43:46.639 --> 00:43:52.159
you so much for watching, follow
us on all the things, and love

571
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:54.760
you on Instagram, love you on
YouTube, love you for listening on everything

572
00:43:54.760 --> 00:44:02.559
else, and love your podcast that
was so enthusiastic. I know that that

573
00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:07.960
is why yes, and that's why
you follow my lead. Well. Thank

574
00:44:08.000 --> 00:44:15.760
you everybody on YouTube, on Instagram
for watching, listening, d m ing

575
00:44:15.880 --> 00:44:20.000
us. You don't need to.
I didn't say copy what I said.

576
00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:28.559
I'm just joining in and agreeing with
you. Okay, go hi what?

577
00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:35.159
Oh? I love you? You
look so much I'm going to cut you

578
00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:38.320
off. I love you. You
know what's gross? I didn't watch this

579
00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:42.519
dress and Eric sweating it and I'm
wearing it right now. Anyway, you

580
00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:49.639
have my ball sweat just podcast.
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