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It's season five. Welcome back to
Bottles Up Bitches, your favorite sex

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podcast, hosted by an already married
couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer

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Man Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo
or embarrassing, so let's talk about it.

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Stay horny, bitches. The snow's
coming down. That's my Christmas.

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I was gonna sing, I was
gonna start this off with this Christmas song.

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Okay, you guys, I was
gonna say, Felis Navid. That's

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good. Yeah, good job,
thank you. Very nice of you to

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represent my culture. You know,
I try. We try every holiday,

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honestly. Ohllow, Rihanna, Hi, how are you good? Good?

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Good good? We survived the holidays. We're recording this a day after Thanksgiving,

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so if you celebrate or do something
family oriented, congratulations, you've you've

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made it, You've made it.
Yeah. We're recording this on the most

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metal of all days, the most
metal. It's pretty good. I thought

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mine was pretty good too. Thanks. We had a really great business business

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idea. If you're a smoke shop
owner or work at a smoke shop,

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if you want to hear it,
you can have this one for free.

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The rest will cost you. They're
excited to see. We made a joke

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that smoke shops on Black Friday should
do like a good like bundle deal and

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it calling it like surviving surviving family
kit or something where you can get like

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a good kit of I don't know, edibles, gummies, flower CBD things,

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I don't know, but you know, all the things so you can

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relax and such because the holidays are
upon you, you know, like a

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good holiday kit. Pretty funny.
So any smoke shops out there take that,

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take that for what you will and
give us some credit, give us,

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give us some product. We're gonna
use it. We love it.

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Yeah. So we just got back
from your parents. Correct. I would

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love to know your thoughts on how
this was. We were in the Dallas

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Fort Worth area. We were west
of Fort Worth in the Denton area.

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If you know, you know,
give it to me. How do you

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feel seeing your dad, your mom, you saw your one, your grandmother's

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and an aunt and some cousins.
Yeah, it was and we were there

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Tuesday, Tuesday through Friday. Yeah, we got we got back today.

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You know, it was it was
a lot. I'm not a family person,

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uh so it was a lot.
You're my family. You're my family,

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and that's kind of how I live
my life. I will say this

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every time we go because we go
back, this is we're close to Ditton.

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Yeah, and no one in the
Texas area. That was almost a

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fun day. Yeah. I loved
it, And every time we go back,

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we go. You know, I
grew up in Denton. That's I

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didn't live there, but like that's
where me and my friends would go to

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hang out. Yeah. The Square
is ten minutes away. Yeah, it's

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a super artsy, like cool little
area. It's you know, I've always

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heard people describe Dttan as like small
Austin. It definitely attributes to how you

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were able to be your authentic self, of your nerdiness and things like that.

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I think you would always still be
that way, but I think you

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were able to lean into it more
because you had physical space where you could

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enjoy those things. Yeah, I
mean it's it's it's a college town.

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So there's two colleges in it,
one being Texas Women's University, which for

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a long time was just for women, so you get kind of like like

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fun feminine energy flying through there.
Yeah, and it's got you and t

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which is a big art school that's
like where all the weirdos go. Yeah.

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So it's just a really cool,
authentics town. And every time we

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visit, I'm always like, man, if my family wasn't so close,

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I would live there. Yeah.
So yeah, so that's always enjoyable getting

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to go there and you know,
go around the square, going around this

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area that I grew up and loved
so much. So that's always fun.

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As far as the rest of it, it was exhausting. It was a

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lot. I mean, even our
time that we got to spend in Detton

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was cut a little short and stressful
because your parents are with us, and

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we usually go to the square alone, yeah and kind of fart around and

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kind of get some alone time away
from your parents when we visit them,

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but this time they came along with
ride and that was nice of them.

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But yeah, it's stressful. It
is stressful. My parents aren't the most

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like as much as they both claim
to be, they're not the most easy

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going, no, you know,
just go with the flow kind of people.

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So that can be really exhaust and
they kind of they don't really like

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get involved no where it is very
much like us doing things, having fun,

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and they're just kind of like waiting
for us the whole time. Yeah,

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Like we would go into shops and
they stand outside and I'm like,

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well, I don't want to take
too long, like I'm not gonna sift

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through or stay as long as they
want to because there are two people just

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standing outside with yeah, you and
I. So it made things a little

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tougher for my mom made a joke
about it, like she was like,

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what y'all because we talked about the
last time we were there, and you

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know, we would often go just
the two of us when we're visiting my

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parents. But she was like,
what do y'all come into? Didn't and

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not telling us? And I was
like, that's a good idea. We

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should. We should just spend like
a couple of days in dinner. I

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made that joke to you, yeah, yeah, yeah, and just go

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about because like there's other parts that
don't like you've never seen. I'm sure

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I see the same things every time
I'm there. Yeah, and like like

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even I want to I thought about
this where I was like, man,

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I wish I got. I haven't
been to the Reaper Manufacturing store in such

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a long time. The fuck is
the Reaper Manufacturer? That's these pains I

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got? And they like are a
big miniature company. Yeah, that make

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miniatures that you can buy it a
lot of okay game stores out there.

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They're they're main They're based out of
dinn in their main facility. And growing

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up, we would go to their
warehouse because their warehouse had a storefront.

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Oh that's fine, and we would
hang out there like for hours playing Magic

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the Gathering and stuff. Yeah,
and I haven't been there since probably I

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was in high school. Dude.
Yeah, but I'd love to go back

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there and visit. I've never been
there. I had a thought just now.

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Oh but I was excited to see
that they remember we saw that they

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opened a little like a D and
D cafe. Yeah, they have it

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the really cool it's called D twenty
and it's like a little board game bar.

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That was really cool that I would
have loved to like that was fun

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sit at for a little while.
I know, I'm sorry, you know

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it's fine, but we do when
you just like go there into a staycation,

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just you and I. Yeah,
go to the restaurants you want to

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go to. There's lots of little
good There's lots of good food there.

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Yeah, there's a lot of good
food. There's like and it's fun to

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see like shops that are still there, more fun comics and games. Y'all

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are still kick in it. Y'all
are always great and so friendly. Beth

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Marie so I can get mine?
Is it still Yeah? If you've never

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been to dinn one of I think
the main stops you go to is Beth

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Marie, which is an ice cream
shop that is makes such good ice cream.

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Yeah, yeah, I like the
I get a lavender honey flavor that

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I really love. They have like
fun cool flavors. Yeah no, no,

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it's so it's so good. And
you and I every time we go

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to the square, we go by
ourselves and that's really fun, but we

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also have the caveat of like we
need to get back because where there is

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see your parents. So it would
be nice to like spend the day,

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have the whole day, Like I
wouldn't have a square day. Get breakfast,

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walk around, shop around, get
lunch in the square, shop around,

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walk around, dinner really square,
you know what I mean, like

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spend the whole day because you could
easily. Yeah, And I want to

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see if you think about it,
don't they do they not deck it out

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for Christmas? We need to look
it up, you know how. I

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like Christmas, So we need to
do like a square day or something that'd

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be fun. Yeah, And I
know, and I have no problem because

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like we're also always bawling on a
budget, like is it sustainable for us

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to get like an airbnb or stay
somewhere like probably not, But I have

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no problem. If you want to
tell your mom like I'm gonna I'm taking

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Rihanna, Like we're spending a day
by ourselves. Yeah, she just saw

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us. Maybe she'll be like,
yeah, do your thing because she just

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saw us, and won't be like, you know, sad or up our

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ass. Yeah we're not spending time
with her or what have you. Yeah,

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Yeah, that's right, that's right, that's right, that's right.

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But yeah, and then as far
as family goes, you know, it's

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just it's a lot. It's exhausting. My family's very complicated people. Yeah,

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there's a full breakdown there that we're
not going to get into just out

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of like time and respect and things. But no, it's a lot.

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Your parents separately are a lot.
Together they are a lot and when I

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use the word a lot, amusing
and like not very healthy. Yeah,

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problems that are being swept under the
rug not address. There's health service,

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there's mental problems. Yeah. There, it's a whole chestnut of things that

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don't get addressed, and it makes
it tough for us because I think it's

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a really great thing that you and
I have both learned, is to resolve

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problems. Yes, I think it's
taken you a lot of good time and

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work and mistakes and different things in
your life to being to be able to

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address things in a healthy way.
I want to say in a healthy way,

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because it's not like you did in
an unhealthy way. Your your main

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caveat was just not addressing things period. Yes, So it worries me when

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you're around them because I don't want
you to get in this bad habit of

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falling back into it. And I
also want you to practice addressing the problems,

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which sucks because that means you're it's
going to be your job to address

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and work on resolving family issues that
aren't your fault or your problem. Yeah,

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you know, it's it's always these
moments whenever we go back. You

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know, there's a big thing for
me too, is I think we work

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very hard and me particularly of just
staying in the moment and being happy.

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Yeah, like whatever happens, like
trying to something that you know, you've

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critiqued me throughout the years, of
like being able to just like whatever the

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situation, get through it, and
then like just being happy, being able

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to like let things roll off your
back. And it's tough going back to

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my parents where it is such a
negative, angry place, especially when I

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didn't grow up with it being that
way. Necessary I did a little bit,

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but yeah, so that's always tough. And I had another thought that

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I have lost. Let's see if
I can grab it by the end of

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this sentence. Nope, it's gone. Oh nope, I did have it.

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And to your point, like,
it's definitely these moments where I it

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really hits me hard of being an
only child, where I think, like

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man child, the Glee people get
it where I'm like I wish I had

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someone. I wish I had like
someone else that could help me with this,

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and not necessarily to put that on
them, but just having like a

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partner in this because I know you
you absolutely do everything you can, but

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it's it's different when I don't know. Yeah, and so if I had,

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I would it definitely is like,
man, I wish I had a

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sibling to like sit down with be
like hey, Jessica or Bob, like

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what we what we got to figure
something out with this? What are we

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going to do and be able to
have like kind of sibling support to go

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at this as a team as opposed
to like it's tough being like it is,

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Adam, it's all on you now
figure it out. I mean it

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can be respectfully not to make things
more of it, but it's gonna be

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the same way when they die.
Yeah, it's gonna be your job to

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bury two parents, to take care
of both of them. And because you

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know as much as whether it's your
dad or mom, whoever goes first,

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they're not going to be They're gonna
be distraught, you know, like it's

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it is going to be you to
bootstrap and to figure it out and contact

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family and da da da da,
like financial shit, like your mom's hoarding.

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We found an old chocolate box that
you would gave her a couple of

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years ago that was labeled inside written
she shaped a dive a box just like

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something you get at the store on
the way too. Yeah, you just

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got her a box of chocolates Valentine's
Day and she kept the top of the

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box and labeled it like Adam Gifts
twenty twenty two. And that was wild.

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So it is. It's a lot, Yeah, But I love you,

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and I think you did a really
great job. And I think you

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and I think that's that sounds mean. I don't say like I'm glad we

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go back, and I don't want
things to be that way, but I

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just hope it helps put things in
perspective and make you proud of your progress

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and the type of relationship that we
have because we just have worked very hard

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on it and it hasn't always been
easy. But I'd rather put in all

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that work now. Yeah, And
it also gives me a little bit of

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perspective with you know, I think
when it comes to my dad, I

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think he doesn't understand the idea of
you know, he's and he makes comments

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to this day like every once in
a while, like he he has this

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idea that you get like some corporate
job, you find some job, you

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stick with it, no matter what, and you just go through it and

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not to get Billy Joel on it. But I am like, if this

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is what I get for my hard
work, if that's moving up, then

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I'm moving out. Like it has
that perspective of like he lost me.

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Well, I mean he's you know, he works for the same company,

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Yeah, for his entire life,
and he thinks that's what I should do.

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But I am like, yeah,
how's that working out for you at

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this moment? Yeah, because you're
miserable to be around, Like he doesn't

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use it, doesn't like his job, you don't like your job, and

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it's making you so unhappy. Yeah. So I don't know. It's just

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a lot. It's always a lot
emotionally to take in. Yeah. I

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love though that we're able to come
back home and just kind of get back

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in our groom and in our bubble
because that's what I love. Yeah,

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you know. Yeah, you want
to talk about sex. Yeah, Oh

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my gosh, Well we had some. We did have some. It was

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so good. It was very good. It was the first night that we

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were there. Yeah, it was
so Harney. I think so I'm Harney.

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I think it was the first night. Yeah. Yeah, Tuesday Tuesday.

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Hmm I think so, yes,
Yeah, because we like stayed up

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late. We like we were tossling
around, we were up there. Yeah,

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and I wouldn't have done that the
night prior because I had to get

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to sleep for the brood. I'd
wake about seven am. That's true.

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So me having sex the night before
Thanksgiving well a cool snot I have to

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be up early for the parade,
which I ended up accidentally getting an hour

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up early. Man, they fuck
that, shut up. It always always

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happens. We always see it late
or early because we can't fucking figure it.

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If the NBC can't figure the shit
told us it started at seven thirty

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Central time, and they definitely started
it at a thirty Central time, so

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but what the fuck. Ever.
Nonetheless, I had a good time.

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It was Tuesday night, Tuesday night, and we were both pretty high on

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edibles. Yes, and I have
been going through this like apple Jack's bar

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that we got at at the Hunt
Festival for a while now. Yeah,

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it's really good. It's very potent. It's very potent. So that's it's

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part of why it's taking so long
to get there. It can only take

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a little bit at a time.
But what a Great Valley because I think

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it was twenty bucks. Yeah,
yeah, for sure. Yeah, tell

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me a little bit about your recollection
of the evening because I think I was

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a little higher than you, and
it was very late and I was very

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tired. So I want to hear
your recollection first, if you don't mind,

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Yeah, I can plug in the
pieces. Yeah. So, I

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mean it started off with a lot
of making out and like heavy Ruins,

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did we just get in bed and
just make out? We just kind of

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got in bed and started making out. I love that for us. We

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didn't make out a whole lot as
much as we normally do. Stay conscious

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about We're very self conscious, and
I definitely kind of kept could have kept

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going. You did have some intense
like wine breath yeah, yeah, No,

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I had eaten everything that day.
Yeah, and I hadn't brushed my

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tooths. Yeah, So so we
didn't make out a whole lot. And

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then sorry about my wine breath,
bitch. And then oh, I'm sure

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my breath wasn't great either. I
had also eaten a whole lot. It

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was a long day. Yeah,
and then we I started So can I

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give an example of why that is? Is? Because your mom we get

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there, and she goes, are
you all hungry? I made? I'll

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grab everything out of our wild lunch. Our wild lunch slash late dinner.

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Early dinner was a cream cheese,
spicy buffalo chicken dip. Yeah, with

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a variety of crackers, pigs in
a blankets in a blank two different kinds

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of two different kinds of pigs in
a blanket, shredded rotisserie chicken that she

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found in the fridge that she would
not let go of. Yeah, she's

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like heating up pizza slices. Yeah, oh my gosh, was there more

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I feel like? And then at
the last minute she was like, why

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have these? I can eat these
up and just like heat it up some

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tater touts. Oh yes, and
then just tater tout like your mom is

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wild that way. So yeah,
when I say we've eaten everything, I

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mean we've eaten a variety of foods
in that day. And then like our

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launch and then dinner we had and
then we had did we make smores that

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same night? No? Smores were
the next night? Are you sure?

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Okay? And then we also had
like hot cheetos, you had some some

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pizza goldfishes and yeah, so we
had quite a little variety of stuff.

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So, yeah, we didn't breath, We didn't do a whole lot of

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masturbating and making out, sorry making
out. And I should say this too,

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we didn't bring any condoms. Fault
was that both of ours ours?

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To be fair, you're usually the
condom bringer, yes, and I didn't

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think about it because also we're out
of we were out of condoms, yeah,

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except for one that's floating around in
one of the bags that we traveled

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to Mexico with, So who knows
where that is. It's in my backpack.

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So we didn't we didn't bring any
toys anything, So we were kind

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of having to you know, which
is funny because we fully planned on having

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a lot of sex. Yeah.
Wow, we're bad. Yeah that so

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yeah, and then so we just
I started rubbing you down and then it

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really for the most for the rest
of it, it just kind of went

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back and forth between like you going
down on me, I feel like I

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edged you. You edged me a
little bit, you did a thing.

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I'm gonna I'm gonna, I'm gonna
give you some critique here. Oh no,

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but it was high No, no, no, it's not. It's

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not a physical thing. Here's here's
what I'm gonna say. So, keeping

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the condom thing in mind, you
did this thing throughout the whole where you

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kept being like just let me feel
you like you wanted me to penetrate you.

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And I'm trying maybe I'm trying to
be responsible boy, and I'm like,

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no, but you keep repeating it. I'm gonna ask you to be

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a little self conscious about that because
it makes me feel bad. I was

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like, I felt really bad about
it. Oh no, I don't feel

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bad about it, I know,
but I was. I was like,

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am I ruining the experience for by
trying to be like I don't want to

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get you pregnant? No? If
anything, the critique is I shouldn't like

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I say. You know. That's
where I get self conscious, where I'm

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like, did I did I just
assault my husband last night by like jumping

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on that dick when he's telling me
like, no, apologies, but no,

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it was really good. You gave
me an amazing, an amazing blowie.

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Yeah, because you did edge.
I felt bad a little bit because

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I don't It felt like to get
graphic. It felt when I finally finished,

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I finished in your mouth, it
felt like I came forever it felt

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like I was filling their mouth up
because you had edged me so much that

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there was so much build up that
you think. No, I didn't think

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your load was any different what it
usually is. I also couldn't feel most

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of it because the way you were
in the back of my throat. Yeah,

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I was that deep. I came
hard. It may have been I'm

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gonna put it in like it was
great thought like taste hardly anything good?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
know you just you know, it just

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went right back down the throat.
You were you were under the Euretha.

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No, you were going eu rut
Ra, the god of sun. No.

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I would say it's probably one of
the best blowis you've ever given me.

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Like it was just like down dirty
you were, you were like ravenous.

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I was really having any good old
time. It felt very adolescent.

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It was so fun. Well,
my favorite thing is when we can do

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stuff. I just want more time
with you. I really, if I

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could critique our sex life is that
I wish we were able to make these

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experiences last long. I'm I'm the
every time. I'm like, I wish

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we took our time. So No, I think, if anything, not

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having a condom really helped because we
knew we couldn't penetrate, and I was

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like, I want a full evening
with you. I don't want a quickie.

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I don't want to just give you
a blowy. You fin hear me

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very well. I had a great
time giving like going down on you,

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like I was really feeling it.
But yeah, I would take really,

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I would take breaks. I had
a good time like teasing you. I

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wanted to elongate the experience and yeah, so I feel like that was kind

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of a toe dip into edging kind
of. Yeah, I really enjoy it.

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I really you did this thing and
you've done it before and I always

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love it. This this time,
I think, you know, it was

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like you would go down on me
and you were giving me like sloppy sloppy

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copies and then you would like grind
on me, but like where hot dogging

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you. Yeah, you were like
hot dogging with you, vagina, and

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that was really fun. My vulva
labias your labiis that felt really good?

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Yeah? I love doing that.
When I was like, I wish we'd

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lube, I was really relying heavily
on the sloppy talk. Yeah, which

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sucks for the pH level don't recommend
that necessarily. I also felt bad,

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and I brought this up to you
later. I was like, man,

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we should brush our teeth because I
was just going down on you and like

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you were all up in my mouth
and I was like, my mouth was

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so gross. So I was like, that's I'm glad we didn't do a

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lot of pen We shouldn't do penetration
when I'm giving you a sloppy toppy and

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my mouth is gross and filled with
all the aromas and such. But yeah,

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no, I was like, I'm
gonna sandwich the fuck out of you.

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Yeah, I was quite quite through
and that felt really good. Highly

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recommend for anyone out there. The
hot dog. The hot dog, Yeah,

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because that's nice. It was fun
because I could like feel how that

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feel. I could feel my full
anatomy, how feel I could feel the

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flaps. I could fill the flaps
on my penis. Yeah, because you

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feel like clip. Yeah. It
did like it wasn't just feeling like a

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general rub like I could feel like
I could fill the three the three,

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and so that felt really good.
That was really fine. We should do

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that more often. I love doing
that. Yeah. My issue is that

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I'm gonna want to slip you in. Yeah, they also harp. The

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double hard part about that because I'm
not on any birth control and that I

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just use and then we just use
condoms, is that I love to do

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the teasing also with the pen Yeah. I would love to like put you

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inside me for one or two strokes
and then pull you out. But you

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can't really do that with a condom
because it dries out. Yeah, you

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know, we can't keep taking you
out back in because it dries out.

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And then when sometimes you use more
lube, like you're you can be more

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prone to like condom reps and stuff
like that. Like it's not a good

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idea even just the condom slipping off. Yeah, big facts, and like

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we've already had our situations of you
pounding an entire condom inside of my cervix.

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Yeah, that's the hard part about
that, is hot to Yeah,

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is that we will have to I
think that's fine if we have a condom,

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like I hot dog you and we
tease and we do all these things

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for a while and then like we
put that condom on, then we have

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sex. Yeah. Yeah, just
kind of like what we did, but

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with actual penetration. Yeah. Yeah, it sucked. Because I didn't have

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any toys. So yeah, I
felt bad. You should. You weren't

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able to get off. I didn't
finish. I tried with but and I've

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done it with my thingies before.
But it's tough without like lube or anything.

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You kept drying out a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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No, it's very tough without lube. And I have to be in a

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very specific like there has to be
a lot of prep work involved for me

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to finish allah your fingers, yeah, or via your mouth, yeah,

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like that must when you give me
a massage during spaw day, Like that

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was a full forty minute prep work
of you rubbing me down full body.

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Yeah, it's not. It's not
like a penis where you can just like

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grab a hold of it and like
work it off. Yeah, gosh,

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there's so much involved. Yeah,
and that's a big part of why even

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like we have our sessions at home, I still use my vibrators because like

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there's still I have to focus.
Has to be a full Rihanna time,

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yeah, to make it happen.
But no, it was. It was

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so fun. I had so much
fun with you. Well good, I'm

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glad. I think anything. I
wish that we had a condom or at

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least my toys, and that I
could have made out with you longer because

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we don't make out enough. I
don't think you like my kissing. I

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love your kissing. I don't think
you like when I get sloppy, but

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it's my favorite. I want to
sloppy. It makes my lips chipped.

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I want you to sloppy all over
me. I'm just show you what I

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want. I want you to slobber
all over me. I want you to

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spin my mouth and spank, spank
me in the face, spak. I

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feel like it's a nicer way.
Yeah, just a little love tap.

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You know. I wish we had
corns. I had this thought that I

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think would be that I think you
would enjoy because I feel like you've brought

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that up where like I wish we
had sex because it would have been fun

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to penetrate you and then like because
you were making noises like cover your mouth

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to be like shit up, little
girl, Oh my god, And I

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think you would enjoy that. I
could have done that without the penetration I

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could have. I guess fuck is
wrong with you. You've never shushed me,

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You've never like put it. I
always have to do that to you

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to like do it to me,
like pick up your hands and put them

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where I need them. Yeah,
you did some choking with me that it

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was really nice. I try to
mix the choking in every once in a

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while, for sure. I think
you do it every time. Yeah,

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yeah, I just don't want you
to get used to the choking and then

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it's not fun anymore, you know
what I mean? I dough itams choking

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me again? Is it? N
is giving going down on me again?

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Good? Point? Aroused? Is
a rouse? That's fair? That's fair?

408
00:26:48.960 --> 00:26:51.039
No? And I think do you
think there's different ways that you can

409
00:26:51.119 --> 00:26:55.759
mix in the choking maybe, you
know, like if we're making out,

410
00:26:55.759 --> 00:26:57.319
don't immediately choke me, you know
what I mean? Something it's something always

411
00:26:57.319 --> 00:27:03.119
work up to, like things are
getting whirl like legit, I'm pulling on

412
00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:06.119
my hair and the way with my
hair is short right now? Is you

413
00:27:06.119 --> 00:27:10.440
have to just get in there via
scalp. It's more of a root tug.

414
00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:14.000
Yeah, yeah, but I do
like, but yeah, I wish

415
00:27:14.039 --> 00:27:15.640
you would with your hand. You
don't have to do you can do that

416
00:27:15.640 --> 00:27:19.880
to me at home, ye,
Like we don't have to have actual authority

417
00:27:21.680 --> 00:27:27.559
for you to. Yeah, yeah, it was really good. I was

418
00:27:27.599 --> 00:27:30.759
hoping we were gonna be able to
have more sex on this trip, but

419
00:27:30.319 --> 00:27:33.200
I do think what we did do
really like lasted. But man, I've

420
00:27:33.200 --> 00:27:37.160
been horny. Yeah every day.
I've been so horny for you. Yeah

421
00:27:37.480 --> 00:27:41.079
it sucks. So yeah, No, that was super nice, really really

422
00:27:41.079 --> 00:27:48.000
good times. Yeah. Uh weird
caveat, but it was hanging there with

423
00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:52.480
me. We went to Target,
Okay to buy condoms to peruse, but

424
00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:55.799
we also need to buy condoms.
Yes, that was fun. I haven't

425
00:27:55.799 --> 00:27:59.079
been with you to buy condoms in
a long time. Well, I mean,

426
00:27:59.119 --> 00:28:00.640
you know what kind that I like, and then you just always buy

427
00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:03.960
those, so like, I don't
go with you, and we mixed it

428
00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:07.160
up this time we did. They
were out of the condoms that I usually

429
00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:11.519
get. I think they only had
like the Jumbo Wombo size, the Chumbawamba

430
00:28:11.559 --> 00:28:14.319
size. Yeah, And I was
like, we're not going to spend like

431
00:28:14.319 --> 00:28:18.640
forty dollars on condoms today, but
yeah, I feel like you kind that

432
00:28:18.720 --> 00:28:19.480
kind of set you back. You're
like, I don't know, and I

433
00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:22.319
was like, we can get other
ones. I just don't want. I

434
00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:26.119
don't like ribbed and I don't like
whether it's he icier or hot. I

435
00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:30.160
like temperature. I don't like temperature
condoms. I got temperature lube. I

436
00:28:30.160 --> 00:28:34.000
don't like temperature condoms. So,
yeah, we went with this is our

437
00:28:34.039 --> 00:28:37.480
first time getting the do we say
the brand? We've actually used this brand

438
00:28:37.559 --> 00:28:41.640
before, we have way, we
have a long time ago, like very

439
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:44.160
early. It was like one of
the first condoms, like it was our

440
00:28:44.200 --> 00:28:45.960
early condom brand. Yeah, we
went back to the back to the roots,

441
00:28:45.960 --> 00:28:49.160
spect to basics, and it's skin. Is it good that that was

442
00:28:49.200 --> 00:28:52.160
direx. Oh, you're right.
No, I looked at the skin.

443
00:28:52.279 --> 00:28:56.119
But we got directs, so we've
never had this brand correct. We got

444
00:28:56.119 --> 00:28:59.640
directs and it's like, uh,
I don't know, you're gonna grab the

445
00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:03.400
package because we read all kinds of
fun words on there. We into and

446
00:29:03.519 --> 00:29:08.160
to provide context, this is not
sponsored. I am a Trojan ultra thin

447
00:29:08.519 --> 00:29:14.799
kind of gal. It's the gray, the gray packaging that's what we usually

448
00:29:14.799 --> 00:29:18.680
get. I've used those since high
school. I've tried lots of other condoms

449
00:29:18.720 --> 00:29:22.519
like those are my go to So
I am excited to try new ones.

450
00:29:22.640 --> 00:29:26.200
And but yeah, are these directs? Yes, these are directs perform max

451
00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:32.119
intent. Yeah, so I thought
these would be fun because these are specifically

452
00:29:32.319 --> 00:29:37.359
about prolonging you and I want Yeah, I wonder why, Like, what

453
00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:41.480
what does it do to make you
last longer? I'm wondering if it's because

454
00:29:41.480 --> 00:29:45.799
I think, okay, just to
be Oh no, what do we get

455
00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:48.960
the wrong ones? We didn't get
the well these do say that they're ribbed

456
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:53.640
and dotted. Okay, well I'm
only shot. I'll give the shot because

457
00:29:53.640 --> 00:30:00.200
the ribbed ones that we got,
I think we're trojan and we'll how to

458
00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:03.279
dry out. Yeah, and it's
like hidden on here. See how small

459
00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:07.680
that? Yeah? They should they
should be more can I see they should

460
00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:11.039
be more obvious with that? But
these are the irregular fit because Adams regular

461
00:30:12.319 --> 00:30:19.279
with male. Oh do you see
that with male? Genital desensitizer delay lubricants.

462
00:30:19.680 --> 00:30:23.559
So there's a lubricant on here that
will allegedly make you last longer,

463
00:30:25.920 --> 00:30:30.319
and I'm super excited to hope desensitizer. I'm like, what does that mean

464
00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:36.160
you're gonna feel anything? Like still
feel something? Mm hmm. Oh that's

465
00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:41.000
interesting. It says before you get
started, only use lubricants recommended for use

466
00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:42.759
with condoms. That makes sense because
I know some of them are like,

467
00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:47.400
some of them will degrade. Yeah, well I don't our is going to

468
00:30:47.440 --> 00:30:51.039
be fine with us? Yes,
oh, okay, it's it's you're not

469
00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:53.599
supposed to use oil based lubricants with
condoms. Is that true? Can you

470
00:30:53.599 --> 00:31:03.240
fact check? Just make sure we're
not spreading lies? Okay, I you

471
00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:07.319
know, I don't get to look
at condom boxes very often, but this

472
00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:12.079
one, this one's neat on the
side. It says the naked truth protection.

473
00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:15.720
We're big on protection for you.
We stand for real. This is

474
00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:19.839
not sponsor, guys. We stand
for real, feel good, satisfying sex.

475
00:31:19.920 --> 00:31:22.920
Over ninety years of real sex,
it's been a long term thing.

476
00:31:23.039 --> 00:31:27.640
That's cute. Water based or silicon
loube are always safe to use with any

477
00:31:29.279 --> 00:31:32.559
kind of condom. Okay, oil
can damage like text condoms and make them

478
00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:37.000
break, you can usually you can
generally use oil based loubes with non like

479
00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:40.359
text plastic condoms. And that's kind
of from planned parenthood. Oh nice.

480
00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:44.519
Uh, Derek's quality. Every one
of your condoms one hundred percent electronically tested

481
00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:49.359
and goes through five quality tests before
you get started to use YAM lubricants disposalill

482
00:31:49.400 --> 00:31:52.480
only use a condom once through the
foil and condom into a bin. Don't

483
00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:56.200
flush down the toilet, which is
so funny because they know so many guys

484
00:31:56.200 --> 00:31:57.599
that do. I know so many
people that do that. World's number one

485
00:31:57.680 --> 00:32:00.960
base. Fuck up, you're plumbing. Yeah yeah, okay, cool,

486
00:32:00.160 --> 00:32:05.160
Well that was nice. They give
see a nice little rundown like I'm guys,

487
00:32:05.200 --> 00:32:07.359
we're uh, you don't know this
one, putting my hand behind it

488
00:32:07.400 --> 00:32:09.720
as if a camera was gonna like
focus on. We're gonna try out the

489
00:32:09.880 --> 00:32:15.160
directs. So let's say they find
your best fit directs performax in tents with

490
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:19.200
ribs and dots. Oh yeah,
to speed things up, says who,

491
00:32:20.559 --> 00:32:23.519
and a delay so it delays.
So the idea is that it delays me

492
00:32:23.720 --> 00:32:27.759
but speeds you up. We'll see, yeah, and yeah, it's got

493
00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:31.079
an easy reservoir tip, ribbed and
dotted, twelve condoms, girth, normal

494
00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:38.119
width, lube standard lube, thickness
thick. I don't want to waste condoms

495
00:32:38.119 --> 00:32:40.559
because contra expensive. I kind of
want to like roll one on your fingers,

496
00:32:40.599 --> 00:32:43.240
and I wish I had a t
and I do have a trojan.

497
00:32:43.279 --> 00:32:45.599
I kind of like want to feel
the difference the difference we can do that?

498
00:32:46.160 --> 00:32:50.440
Is that bad? We're gonna be
wasting two condoms like that. I

499
00:32:50.480 --> 00:32:52.000
mean, this was like six dollars
for the box. It's not it's for

500
00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:54.920
science. For science. If you
go in my black backpack, we can

501
00:32:55.079 --> 00:32:59.839
I have one trojan. I kind
of want to. Yeah, if you

502
00:32:59.839 --> 00:33:04.640
can get erect you let me show
you my boobs. Okay, normal girth

503
00:33:04.799 --> 00:33:10.240
thickness is thick latex, you know, transparent natural rubber latex in a pleasant

504
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:15.200
scent. The special way we make
our condoms means they smell better. Okay,

505
00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:16.400
Well, I guess I'll be the
judge of that. I guess I'll

506
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:20.319
have to smell both of them.
And I don't really love the way.

507
00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:23.240
I mean they're latex. They don't
smell great. Okay, cute, So

508
00:33:23.279 --> 00:33:28.000
it's about other important information here,
about getting tested and cute things like that.

509
00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:32.519
So that's fun. Okay, super
excited. We're gonna do a little

510
00:33:32.880 --> 00:33:44.960
condom comparison. Adam is currently mint
chubb and your it's kind of flapping around?

511
00:33:45.400 --> 00:33:47.039
Is that how it gets hard?
Oh? Should I show you my

512
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:51.839
boobs? Yeah, you don't know
it, but my boobs are currently out.

513
00:33:51.960 --> 00:33:54.680
Give us please. Ants are cool. I'm gonna sit here and watch

514
00:33:54.680 --> 00:33:58.559
it grow. If this isn't doing
it for you, I understand, I'm

515
00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:00.519
and swat pants. I look like
ass. Look at a picture. Yeah,

516
00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:05.599
look at a picture of me or
something. I'm gonna stare directly into

517
00:34:06.480 --> 00:34:08.800
your pp because I want to see
it grow. Add water and it will

518
00:34:08.800 --> 00:34:14.400
grow. Are you making it like
flex around on purpose? Okay, just

519
00:34:14.440 --> 00:34:19.360
for me, just for a fun
show. It's weird seeing your balls move

520
00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:22.159
around like when I flex and stuff. Yeah, to see your balls like

521
00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:28.880
flex around is crazy. It looks
like a monster that moves. Don't can

522
00:34:28.960 --> 00:34:32.519
performance anxiety. I was gonna put
it on my fingers. Okay, you're

523
00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:38.159
definitely like harder now, but don't
don't stress yourself out because you're gonna need

524
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:40.880
to feel them too. Sure,
I guess I also kind of want to

525
00:34:40.880 --> 00:34:44.519
know how they do feel differently for
you though. That's fun. Yeah,

526
00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:47.639
I mean we can put it on
okay, yeah, no, you get

527
00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:51.480
bigger than that, but damn,
do you look good? Okay? Well,

528
00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:54.079
let's start with old Trustee, and
that's our Trojan ultra thin, that's

529
00:34:54.239 --> 00:35:01.119
our our control. Any hypotheses,
it's like just a standard. I mean,

530
00:35:01.159 --> 00:35:06.920
it's pretty standard. Yeah, wow, this looks wild. Oh god,

531
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:09.199
your cares go in there. I
guess so your heirs are so long

532
00:35:09.199 --> 00:35:14.440
that they get trapped in there.
That's crazy. Yeah, wow, the

533
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:19.679
more you know, how does it
feel? I mean it just it feels

534
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:22.159
like a kind of I guess,
okay, like it's just flat. You

535
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:27.199
know, there's no there's no texture, there's no anything. So how lubricated

536
00:35:27.239 --> 00:35:29.639
would you say it is? It
doesn't. It's just a little oily,

537
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:31.280
just a little bit, just to
make it simple, like, it doesn't

538
00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:35.039
really feel like it's lubricated as much. It just feels like there's kind of

539
00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:37.800
just a little thin layer of oil
on it. Okay, it's got just

540
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:43.039
a little filmy little lubricant film.
Okay, Now let's go in with the

541
00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:47.000
perform The performax Intense. These are
made Thailand. Oh, they have expiration

542
00:35:47.119 --> 00:35:52.039
dates on them. Did you know
that condoms expired? I didn't know that.

543
00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:53.960
You can to tell a little boys
that you any boys like, I'm

544
00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:57.760
gonna keep one in my wall five
years two. You shouldn't put them in

545
00:35:57.800 --> 00:36:02.360
your wallet either. Yeah, they
get too hot. Okay, Okay,

546
00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:06.440
this one, the ring looks really
big. It looks really thick, they

547
00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:10.880
say, the packaging does say thick. Oh yeah, okay, okay,

548
00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:15.000
how does it feel? I mean
from my perspective, it feels the same.

549
00:36:15.400 --> 00:36:19.039
Okay, but like in regards to
like your penis and side feels the

550
00:36:19.039 --> 00:36:24.639
same. Correct, But oh when
I rub it feels a little different because

551
00:36:24.679 --> 00:36:29.079
if you want to, yeah,
I'm gonna feel there's the ribbing, and

552
00:36:29.119 --> 00:36:31.760
the ribbing is it's pretty thin.
It's very thin. Some of them are

553
00:36:31.880 --> 00:36:36.440
like bumpy, bumpy, like like
they've got balls on them. This is

554
00:36:36.679 --> 00:36:39.719
very speckled like it's very thin almost, yeah, very thin. And I

555
00:36:39.800 --> 00:36:45.360
like that. There's a middle of
like ridging. Yeah, like it's not

556
00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:51.360
balls, it's what would you describe
this middle? Yeah, I mean it

557
00:36:51.400 --> 00:36:54.280
just has like a slight texture.
There's two different textures. The entire thing

558
00:36:54.360 --> 00:36:58.559
is not just ribbed like half of
like the left and the right side are

559
00:36:58.639 --> 00:37:01.119
ribbed, but the middle is like
skinny and has a different texture. And

560
00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:06.159
it feels nice. It's like dotted
then ribbed than dotted. Yeah. Yeah,

561
00:37:06.760 --> 00:37:09.159
that's really fun, fun for you. Yeah, I'm excited to try

562
00:37:09.159 --> 00:37:13.320
that out. Does the lubri can't
feel the same. It does feel the

563
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:15.360
same, feels like it has the
same amount. It just kind of feels

564
00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:19.079
wily. Yeah. I don't love
that you threw the other condoms on the

565
00:37:19.079 --> 00:37:22.800
carpet. I don't want to put
them on the table. That's fine.

566
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:25.519
So yeah, I'm excited to try
that one out. We'll let you know,

567
00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:31.280
trying different condoms. Okay, party, and you can't reuse them.

568
00:37:31.480 --> 00:37:35.440
No, I'm tying them. Yeah, I'm putting them back in the package

569
00:37:35.440 --> 00:37:39.079
for later, just to savor the
flavor. You want to let your condoms

570
00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:43.079
marinate. Yeah, you want to
well air them out, you know,

571
00:37:43.159 --> 00:37:46.360
like a like a wine. Oh
boy, don't do that. That's bad

572
00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:52.519
advice that don't do that. But
okay, they looks pretty similar. Do

573
00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:57.079
they feel thicker? Like? That's
a good question because it says thick on

574
00:37:57.119 --> 00:38:01.960
this one. The other one does
feel thicker. Actually that the tip thicker

575
00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:07.519
this one. This one feels heavier, so the direx feels heavier. It

576
00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:13.320
just genuinely looks bigger. The circle. The circle is bigger. Yeah,

577
00:38:13.480 --> 00:38:17.239
so not the tip, but the
end the ring is bigger. On the

578
00:38:17.360 --> 00:38:23.199
directs. You feel that out quite
well. This one is longer, Yeah,

579
00:38:23.239 --> 00:38:29.480
this one bigger. The direx is
longer. It was larger as a

580
00:38:29.480 --> 00:38:32.159
whole. Yeah. Also, yeah, I would be wearing condoms too tight,

581
00:38:32.199 --> 00:38:38.320
really life maybe because these are itty
bitty these are babies. This one

582
00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:42.559
fits you quite quite nice, it
did? You looked good wearing too small

583
00:38:42.559 --> 00:38:45.800
of condoms, I guess so.
So the direct is looking pretty too.

584
00:38:47.000 --> 00:38:50.360
Yeah. No, you fill it
out quite well. Yeah. Oh,

585
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:53.960
and look it gets it gets longer. Yeah, we weren't even at max

586
00:38:54.039 --> 00:38:59.000
capacity where we I think we would
be at max capacity if you were fully

587
00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:02.679
erect, honestly. So that's that? Is it completely? Okay? And

588
00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:07.119
then okay, wait, the trojan
does get longer. We just hadn't unraveled

589
00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:10.440
it yet. I'm like, gonna
get a measuring stick. How many how

590
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:14.840
many Google pixels? Is long?
Length? Is it to measure it by?

591
00:39:15.920 --> 00:39:19.719
I screwed up? You got it? Did you guys put your mic

592
00:39:19.800 --> 00:39:23.960
packs in theater and condoms too?
Oh no, they're the same length.

593
00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:29.320
They're about the same length. Yeah, but the ultra but the thin is

594
00:39:29.920 --> 00:39:32.599
but the ultra thin is thinner,
so it's skinnier. So it looks like

595
00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:37.119
a skinny snake. And this stirrex
looks like like a full mama snake.

596
00:39:37.960 --> 00:39:45.320
Nice, cool, all right,
very nice. Today we learned. I

597
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:46.760
don't think I've ever like played with
a condom. I was never in like

598
00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:50.840
a class where we got to like
play with condoms. Yeah. Nice,

599
00:39:50.880 --> 00:39:52.559
you weren't in condom playing class.
I wasn't. No, I never took

600
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:58.480
that class. Yeah, but this
one has that you can see it and

601
00:39:58.519 --> 00:40:01.760
you can feel it. There is
something inside of there like for you that

602
00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:07.559
is like, yeah, there's a
liquid inside that is going to help you

603
00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:12.760
lasts longer. Yeah, so that's
interesting. Well, yeah, we'll have

604
00:40:12.760 --> 00:40:16.760
to try these out and then you
know, well, nice, this is

605
00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:21.440
really good. I'm excited to try
a new condom. I don't think i've

606
00:40:21.480 --> 00:40:25.400
ever like pulled them out compared and
contrast. If you know any other condoms

607
00:40:25.400 --> 00:40:29.800
that you think we should try,
I'll let us know. I'm sure they

608
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:37.559
have a different experience. That's fun. Well, Adam on this Thanksgiving family

609
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:45.679
oriented uh condom comparison episode, anything
you'd like to add, I don't think

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so. I'm just I'm warning.
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