Very very un wrinkled, still fit. We're starting the show. Hello,
it's Laura Kane after Dark. How are you guys doing? How is your
How is your weekend? Here's Eric Rammer, my host, and our producer
Brian. Hi, Brian, did y'all have a good weekend? Anybody do
anything exciting? Come on? Anybody? Anybody? I actually don't remember I
went to the mummy exhibit? Or was that last week? But what there's
a there's a mummy exhibit at the Delmark Fair. It's by National Geographs.
Oh I wouldn't have gone like real mummies. No, no, it's actually
really lame. That's the problem. There's nothing really cool. Really all forget
about it. Yeah, no, no, we're not doing We're not going
to do that. I saw what a great movie? Okay? Is this
you're just going to throw that out there now? Or do you want to
wait for your No? It all right, go for it. Have you
seen um? Oh? God, here we go? Brain fart? Oh,
brain brain fart? Hi, Julie, Oh, is it new?
Yes? Is it on it's called is it on a Netflix? It's on
Hulu. It's on Hulu and it's called Give Me One Second? And I
will tell you what's it about. It's about romance between two Sally Fields in
it, okay, and it was so. By the way, that movie
a man named Otto did not make me cry. I don't know how why
you cried in that movie? It was I would have written that with my
eyes closed. It was predictable. It was angry, grumpy old man.
Why because wife is gone? What happens? He everybody in the neighborhood.
He's mean too, So then they rally around. He comes around at the
end, and then well, why don't you just give the whole movie away.
Well, it's just it's just so, it's so basic. I don't
know. It was good. I love you. You did not cry tears
I do. It was called spoiler Alert. Is the movie that I just
watched. Oh you're not calling me out saying I'm spoiler alert. Well,
I'm saying that the movie is called spoiler It was very, very, very
good, and it has Jim Parsons in it from the Big Bang Theory.
Sally is funny. It is. It's funny and it's very sad. Oh
and by the way, I am not seeing that movie with those old women
going on a trip eighty for Brady Club. Yes, why, oh god,
I do not want to see those women. I'm going you, I
just I don't know I should I'm going without the two of you. I
should embrace that, you know, I'm an older woman. I mean,
I should embrace seeing them have fun and go on like fun adventures. But
I don't really want to watch that. That's going to be you and I.
Some days I understandably watch it. I believe that. I'm not sure
the movie is made for though, because it's like older women, much older
than you, even lord, right, It's like how you know them trying
to I mean, it's like, you know, I'm trying to portray them
as like the sexy, strong women and the strong parts. Fine, but
like you know, I'm not like, and they're prime. There's nothing wrong
with that, but like, that's just not how I would have you.
Well, they all look really great. They do look great. They could
look good for their age. True, Jane Fonda is like eighty something.
That's ridiculous. It seems ridiculous to me that it's a rom com about like
this, you know, I don't know, it's just not something that seems
appealing to a lot of people. Well, I'm going to see it.
I know. I knew you would. I knew you would by the way,
I bought you a Golden Girl's T shirt. But I can't find it
because my room's really messy. That's not what I wanted to hear. I
want it after she finds it. It's not what I want to hear.
I I looked everywhere. How bad is it? Why don't you go upstairs
peek in the door, and come back down and give me a report.
I'm pretty sure the infection from the last of us is going I'm going to
get a staff in infection. Oh my god, don't say that I know
is growing. Oh no, no, you know what's so creepy. The
other day, there was a homeless person outside of Walgreens and she asked me
before she walked into for something very specific. She asked for cinnamon toast crunch
and milk, and I said, I can do that. Oh man.
So I bought her cinnamon toast crunch and milk, and then I got her
ten dollar bill right and I just as I gave her the ten dollar bill,
I looked at her hands and they had like growths all over her hands.
And in my mind I'm thinking thought of the last of us. I'm
like, oh, are people turning into zombies? What was she gonna do
with milk? And does she have a ball or something with her? Like
I was gonna buy her a bowl and spoons too, but I thought,
well, if she's asking for a milk, then she must have utensils in
her little pouch or whatever that she had with her. Yeah, I'm a
little nervous about this buying people's stuff. Well, well, she, you
know, at leash, asks for something specific. That was easy for me
to do it, all right, what's the verdict? Disgraceful? Hi,
Cathy? How long did that room stay cleaned for? It stayed for a
while, a long time. It just looks like her closet threw up in
her bedroom. These it's decent. Yes, this is Laura Post. But
there's a piles. Oh I know, there's a there's a cereal bowl up
with old melkin. Oh, yeah, there's that address her. I had
a combo of Coco Puffs and Lucky Charms last night at about two o'clock in
the mountain. Absolutely disgusting. I feel like we could turn this into a
TV show. What my room, My life, My life with not a
job. I love you, Kathy. My job without like a regular,
without having a schedule, it's completely throwing me off. I have I'm not
doing okay speaking of Kathy. Oh our Kathy, your Kathy, Kathy,
Okay, I love Kathy. Yes, um, she is um in another
state right now, and she is wanting to be fixed up with guys and
she wants to know what's the best way to do it. So in her
in the state that she's in. Yes, Hinge, she's that's how old
she's she's alright, so Hinge is not. I heard it was really good
if she just wants to hook up though, No, no, she doesn't
want to just hook up. I didn't raise her like that. I didn't
raise you like that either. No. I want to say the senior community,
because you guys aren't seniors yet, but do not tell us like that.
And I'm saying it's called unhinged for a reason. Where do people you
meet other people? Yeah, So I want to have Kathy on Bumble.
I want to have Kathy on the show because she's vibrant and sexy and smart.
You're not going to go to Silver Singles or Life or fifty. I
can't just looking for a nice guy. I can't. Have you tried,
hinge? What's Everybody tells me to do that, but they say it's serious.
It's like more of a serious relationship. What's the one that you were
on the where the guys just sent you dick picks? Well bumble oh hinges
here? Actually, I know I know one couple that got marry off a
hinge and my roommate's girlfriend here. That's what I've heard a lot of like
no silvers e harmony, Oh no e harmony. Harmony is really there's a
lot of work. You have to fill out a lot of information and take
you know, it's expensive, but you know, if it does the trick.
Okay, let's we have a couple of things to tell you about.
We're having a party at the end of this month. We are now it's
on May twenty nine. It's another kind of life from Laura's living room,
but this time we're celebrating Brian. It's his one year with Laura Kane after
dark. Yeah, before I hit one year. We have gifts, we
have presentations, we have a presentation light show. Wen. We're gonna roast
him. We're gonna you know, there's gonna be a rose. Okay.
Um, we have prizes to give away, we have some fun things.
You have to be a subscriber, and here's why we kind of got to
know you first before I let you in my house. You know what I'm
saying. We already have some subscribers. If you'd like to come to the
party to celebrate Brian, maybe win a prize, watch the show live.
Just go to Instagram and there's like a little subscription thing on there. It's
four ninety nine a month, but you get to be invited to special things
like this. So it'd be great if you subscribe. And then we will
tell you when it's time to RSVP to the party or should we have well,
no, because you need to make an RSVP thing. It'll be up
tonight. Okay. I will let the subscribers roast me as well. Okay.
Oh yeah, Oh so the people at the party can in on the
roast. You're gonna roast you guys too, though, Oh boy, everybody
can't roast the roast also roasts the roast. I can't come, is that
true? Yeah? I seen the Comedy Central roasts. Oh yeah, yeah,
but I never I didn't know that a year of material. Okay,
oh my god, he does. He's gonna you like me better though,
he does. Mind, it's going to be bad. It's a roast,
I mean yeah, so you're really there, Eric, Okay, So it's
gonna be mainly a roast of all three of us. And then we have
we have a presentation for him. Member, we do you know what?
You know what I'm talking about, right, okay, okay, and wait
to see it. Oh my god, yes, Oh it's cool. You're
gonna love it. You're gonna love it anyway. Okay, So that is
on May twenty ninth. It's Memorial Day. But what are you gonna do
on Memorial Day? Go to the beach. You have plenty of time because
we don't have the show's not on until seven. Yeah, Producer Brian is
way more important than your plan. Producer Briant is so much more important.
We want you to get here at six thirty though, so we can like
see everybody before the show starts at seven day twenty nine. It's got to
be a subscriber. It's going to be so fun live from Laura's living room
the next one. Okay. We also have to talk about our fantastic.
Oh I love Jay words. Look, protect yourself, protect your money,
be assured that you're good for retirement, make your money work for you,
grow your money, don't fall for financial scams. All of this advice from
j Wartzler. We love Jay Wartzler. We're gonna, Oh, we're seeing
him this week. We are We're doing a happy hour with Jay. We
are. We love him a lot. I may be dancing on a table
somewhere. I'm not sure he would love that. If he won't be doing
that, but he would love Oh yeah, that party. I'm your party.
Okay, sure, Oh yeah, Oh I'll get I'll buy the pole
because I want to get one anyway. Yeah, oh okay, let's get
back to Jay. Jay is certified financial analysts. He's a divorce financial analyst.
He's a money manager, all around great guy. My friend recently got
in contact with him because she inherited some money. So I told her,
first thing you do, don't touch a cent called Jay. That's right.
His number is eight five eight five five two six nine six zero. His
email. Yeah, you can email him with a question if you'd like.
First. Yeah, jayw at Capital Growth Inc. Dot com. And guess
what I left it off that little note card, but I remembered, of
course you do www dot Capital, growth ink dot com. That's right,
that's his website. It is. Why do you always forget that he has
a website? I don't know a website. That's why I say it every
week because I like to remind you I've actually I've taken a look at it.
It is a good website. At Brian because grandma has limited memory.
Stop at Brian, she forgets to put her clothes away. You are encouraging
this, all I said, because I had to add his website link to
our website website, and it is a good website. Okay, well,
great, all right, Laura, Oh my god, okay, so from
birthday boy here, I know the whole. You know, my actual birthday
is May twenty four, so this is actually my birthday month? Oh it
is? I know it's your month too, Still celebary birthday. I thought
you hide from them, Well you should. I may celebrate one more.
You should see what I got you. Which one will you celebrate sixty?
Because after that? Why bother? Oh my god? The next year your
birthday after I know? Why bother? At that point, I don't want
to celebrate anything more. But see that's a ways, a way you don't
leave fingerprints anymore. What does that mean? Because you're so old, rubbed
off? I know they're all ringing for your hat. I have a great
joke for you. I won't like it. You will too, try me.
I'm gonna this one is gonna be good, so good that you didn't
memorize it. No, because I have to make sure that I phrase it
exactly right. So what are you talking about? It's gonna be dumb.
No, it's not. You know me and you know jokes, and I'm
not down with these jokes, especially the ones you think are hilarious. Will
you find your joke? I will say for your sixtieth birthday, I will
get you a reservation for the Disneylands the Haunted Mansion, so you can be
buried there and retire there. What do you mean by that? Is that
a possibility to have a reservation at the Haunted Mansion? I mean you've been
You've been on the Haunted Mansion. Ye know. The joke is like,
you know we've got nine h happy haunts. We've about room for one more.
Oh, I didn't know. I know, I'm not that big of
a Disney freak. Yeah, you kind of are. How often do I
talk about it? Well, I know that you really love Disneyland. There
are those people that I'm not a Disney adult though. I just want to
throw that out there. Oh what's that? Disney adult is like someone who
is um collects the pins and everything. Yeah, a tattoo of like Mickey
Mouse on there. But yeah, the mouse ears all that stuff. I
just like the rides. That's literally the rides. Yeah, i'd go with
I don't. I could care less about Mickey Mouse. Oh yeah, Okay,
do you like any of the characters, the princesses? The princess is
the anything? No, no, just the rides. Don't even care for
their animation studio. Oh boy, oh boy, okay, okay, are
you ready, Brandon, Oh my god, I am prepared to like this
one, Laura, I'm keeping an open mind. M Why can't you hear
a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Oh no, I already know. I
already know the punchline for this one. It's not good. Okay, Okay,
I already feel it. I have a gut feel it for real.
Quick? Do you know how to spell pterodactyl. No, okay, No,
how does a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? No? Why can't you
hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Why can't you hear a terodactyle going
to the bathroom because the p is silent? Oh, for referenced pterodactyl spelled
pte r O. That's right. Okay, Wow, that was like an
intellectual joke, kind of but not really not intellectual dumb. No, even
Brian didn't like it, your boy it Brian loved it. Oh, I
kN of agree. I've heard that one. I want to okay from my
host chat. I need to give you, um, I want to give
you a scenario, and I want you to tell me what you'd think.
Okay, jail, I'm calling the police right to hop it. So,
if you saw on a resale website a purse brand new that was listed brand
new that if you bought it from the actual designer website, would cost forty
two hundred dollars, but you saw it, you saw it for sale for
two hundred and fifty dollars, wouldn't flags go off in your head like,
okay, this is a fake one? Yeah? Okay, So some of
the stuff that I bought on Canal Street in New York. I put it
up on a website to sell it off. I'm not going to tell you
which one, because fre has all the fake stuff, do they they?
I see, I've been flat. I can't sell your So a couple of
people, three of the people that I've sold things to, have launched a
complaint to the website saying that I'm selling counterfeit material. Well, that dream
was over quickly, and so I said to them, and I was mad
because I'm thinking to myself, Okay, it's brand new in a box.
I didn't have to say the word fake, but I didn't say they were
real either. A fake. They just because it smells. They claim it
smelled very chemically when they opened it up, like your eyelashes, like pretty,
by the way, thank you? Well whatever. The only way to
prove it, like like a little Weeva dom for example, the fake,
you have to take it down to the store and they can check it.
But they'll only check it if you bought it there, so you have to
have like a receipt. Whatever the case. They didn't believe that it was
real, And you know what, I don't know that it's fake. I
bought it off of a street and Canal Canal it is and it was a
really good one. It was very well made. It was it was in
a box, it had a dust bag everything, and they okay. And
then I also sold some nikes that I bought down there for cheap and they
were like ones that are rare. And then this guy who bought them launched
a complaint to the website saying that I that they were fake, and so
I just want I was so mad. At one point I just said,
you know what, use your brain, Okay? Do I have to say
on there that these are fake? Because I don't know that they're fake.
I don't know that they're real. I don't know. I'm just I'm selling
them for a little bit more than what I bought them for. You should
say smash and grab, fire sale, but like, use your brain.
A forty two hundred dollar bag, I'm not going to sell for two two
hundred and fifty bucks. Like think about it. So have they has anything
happened? So what I said was all right, if you're not happy with
it, send it back and the website doesn't release the money until the people
get their item. And accept it. So there's like money that's stuck in
there that's not mine yet accept it. They didn't accept it, so they
get their money back and then they have to sell. They have to send
it back to me. So I've already gotten two things back, so I'm
waiting for one more and then I'm going to stick them right back up there.
Margaret said she'd buy them. That's really oh, Margaret, I have
some I have three great things. That's pretty yeah. That's pretty crazy that
people don't actually their favor right, I mean, there's a ton on like
offer up and all, like the Louisva tom Belts like thirty bucks, and
she said, just put in Mexico, hetcho in China probably. But anyway,
Jason hija, A um, So I don't know my criminal for doing
this. I'm not. I'm not asking for that price. I didn't ask.
I asked for a little bit more money because guess what, I had
to haul it back from New York City in suitcases back here, wrapped them
up mail. That's worth a hundred bucks to me? Extra? Would you
put it? Did you put an eight by ten head shot in there with
your autograph? For what reason? I? Oh, no, they'd really
sent it back. Yeah, if TSA didn't stop you for carrying a bunch
of illicit contraband thing, I was worried. That worried me. Jay.
You and I are going to party on Thursday. Oh yeah we're going.
Yeah, you pay attention. You're like, I'm talking to Jay, I
know, but you're all over the place talking to our main man right there.
Jay. I actually have a story about when I was probably like probably
seventeen or eighteen. I was on offer up looking for something and a bunch,
you know, I stumbled across a bunch of the fake stuff and I
was like, oh, okay, cool, you know I'm not going to
get anything, and then I actually clicked on one day. Was like I
had really wanted a Gucci wallet for a long time, but they're, you
know, four hundred bucks, and I found one for like ninety. I
was like, okay, it's fake. But I was going to pictures and
they had the Cereal code with it, like imprinted on it and the certificate
of authenticity. I was like, dude, ninety bucks. I was like
whatever, Like it's fake, it's fine, Like I'll get a real one
eventually. So um, I got it and it. I gave it to
my roommates and then I got a later. I gotta Louis the Tom,
an actual Louif Tom Wallett. But it's still in perfect condition, like to
this date, so like I'm kind of thinking it may have been real.
Oh wow, Hey, did your roommate use it? Yeah, it's bring
it. I'll sell it. A lot of this stuff I sold stuck like
people gave you five stars. One person gave you one star because it smelled
bad, and I packaged it up not pretty, like give me a breath.
Oh my god, just gave me my money and shut up. I'm
like over it. Okay, I will be there, Jase teasing me,
He said, if I show up till the happy hour, oh, he'll
be there, or else someone is going to get his butt kicked in a
big way. So that's my host chat. I have something I might like
that crazy to tell you on Thursday as well. No, that's my host
chat on Thursday. Have something also, I also need your advice on okay,
I need your advice. What's new? I know, gosh, I
make decisions and then I need to talk about it afterwards because I know,
I know. Yeah, we need to talk about things before you do the
most. I know, I know, I know, but um so,
what's up with you? What's up with Jeromes? What do we have to
say the company like we should Jerome's. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Well there goes that ad. I actually like Jerome's. Bite your tongue.
I'm just if I'm just saying if obviously you have issue with Drums,
but if Drums wants to sponsor me individually exactly or Laura or careful what you
wish for. Well, look, you've got a couple of things at Jerome's
and you're not unhappy with all of them, are you? No, but
you're very unhappy with one of them. Yes, Okay, So we went
round and round, and I think, like you with selling the bags,
I paid in full for my couch. I also bought, which everybody's telling
me now you should you shouldn't buy. I bought the furniture protection because the
couch was being special especially made, so I thought I I should probably buy
the like the warranty kind of furniture. I mean, it's still covered until
they get it to you, Like if they break in the process, they
still I gotta get it to you. Yeah, right, So I thought,
um, can you tell us, don't be embarrassed, non't be shy.
How much was the couch? Two grand Okay, it's like a normal
amount for a couch. I expected more. Yeah, me too, especially
because I was specially made, right so they So for those that didn't hear
it, um, yeah, recap the story. I waited five months for
it. It was supposed to be here at the end of February, first
week of March. I didn't get it till April twenty ninth. And um,
I got half a couch, so you can only sit. What was
their excuse for only giving you half the couch because you forgot the L part.
They didn't have the L part. They forgot the entire chase, so
there's just a big hole in the couch. Okay. So um, and
it's a reversible chase, which is what I wanted. Right. So when
it when they delivered it, I called Jerome's and the girl goes, no,
you only bought a love seat, and I said no, So I
texted her picture and she was like, oh. And my first question to
her was who heads up your quality assurance that a couch that is a special
order they looked at it and said, all right, well that looks acceptable
to send out, right. Yeah, there's only half a couch here.
Yeah. So, since I had paid in full and I had the war
my thing was, I don't want the warranty to start until I get the
couch, like the whole couch. I'm kind of wondering why you bought the
warrants. Well, I'm about ready to tell him to cancel it and shove
everything up their ass. I should so. Um, Christina, who I've
been dealing with, Oh, yeah, she hasn't been real great. She
has been the worst. Okay, So then I finally got ahold of my
sales guy, Bill, who doesn't seem any better. Oh. He's like,
oh, I'll get right on the manager. Oh so this is the
best part. So everybody that I've talked to has said there's no corporate office.
There's no the DROM, right, So I said, who's above you?
Nobody, it's Christina's like, it's me, Mimi Son, you know.
So this is the text I got from Christina um on Thursday evening.
Um, after I've been told for a week that there is no corporate office.
So they they compensated me two hundred and seventy dollars for your trouble,
for the fact that you don't have for the couch, or what for the
fact that I don't have a couch, Like you can only sit on one
cushion, okay, so the other cushion is useless. Right? Did you
ask for all your money back? Were you going to send the couch back?
Why did they said that they were going to have the pieces made and
now it's going to be mid July? Oh what? Yeah? So is
it so a possible? Is it possible that when you ordered it, you
accidentally didn't order chase? Nope, I ordered everything and they it was their
mistake. They admitted to it. They said, we take full responsibility.
It was our mistake. I have everything in writing. Okay, So that
does it? Sounds like almost they went like, oh, this guy doesn't
want the chase, like all right, yeah, yeah, they it was
their mistake. So um as Margaret says, yeah, all of it?
So um I said, well, I don't think that's fair. I paid
you in full. I have half a couch. I should be reimbursed.
More like I'm having to wait another three months to get this stupid piece.
I want it expedited. So whoever you need to talk to, talk to
them, and I want to be copied on your dialogue with them. No
response, So I texted and I said, I would like to speak to
someone in the corporate level that can actually do something for me. Didn't went
a whole day without answering me, and then at six o'clock on Thursday night,
I got this. Hi, Eric, I'm reaching out to corporate for
further review and we'll get back to you by early next week due to the
weekend. Okay, so there is a corporate office. Oh my god,
Eric, return the couch, get your money back? Can you do that?
Go get a new couch somewhere else. Go to living spaces, to
Ashleys, go to Bob's. Yeah, go somewhere. Let's dump the couches
of this house with a note. Oh my god, half of the couch
you do have though? How great is it? It's it's a nice couch.
I really like it. It's not worth you the trouble though. It's
not worth the trouble. You can total total house. It's not that like
unique and it's absolute proof that they're total liars. Oh, because you just
lied. Yeah, And I told her that. In my response back,
I said, I said, okay, well, in my opinion, you
are a liar and I don't believe I will not believe a word that you
say from this point. Oh my god, this is so ugly. Get
your money back, Eric, Can you get your money back? Send the
couch back and be done with Jerome's Jerry and all. This is non existent.
I know he's like the Wizard of Oz. We need to find that,
Like Margaret said, we need to find out where he lives. He
lives around here. I know he does. I think he lives in Mission
Hills. Yeah, and then uh well, oh, dump the couch boom.
I've already contacted the Better Business Bureau. They have already. I've annihilated
them on every review side ever. Go to Yelp, go to Google,
goat. I have annihilated. And I called my bank and um did a
dispute. Margaret knows where he lives? Oh good, No, No,
I know, I know, Margaret. Let's do it. I will knock
on his door. That is a crime, that would be an actual crime.
It's called doxing. Don't do that. What doxing? Revealing someone's address
that you know? Yeah, oh, for malicious. We're not going to
do that. We're not going to do that. Yeah he does probably,
Oh yeah, Tommy probably does know how to get a hold of Jerome Brian.
You can drive us. Oh no. And I have a future you
guys, Yeah, I know we're fed by this point. Yeah, who
knows what. Day by day, I don't even know if I have a
future anyway. On that happy note, Um, what is the daily Dirt?
I'm excited to hear it. There's a lot. I let's bring it,
start the music, let's do this. I'm excited. We didn't get
to it last week because we had we had an interview. We had Mark
Larson here, Yes, who people really enjoyed by the way, he's hilarious.
Yeah, he is a really really funny long time guy. What so
I don't care about sports at all. We know that since everybody knows who
this guy is, I figured i'd talk about it. Tiger Woods is accused
of sexual harassment. Oh no, by whom by his ex girlfriend. Um.
She alleged that he has a restaurant called the Woods or something like that
Florida. Yakay, and um, he personally high heard her and then said,
you know, had a relationship with her and said, if you don't
sign this NDA, I'm gonna fire you. But they were boyfriend and girlfriend,
So I don't know how you factor sexual harassment into that. I know,
I mean, I can understand how an n NDA could be a necessary
component of you know, employment, that's pretty common. How was that sexual
harassment? I know, I don't know how that. She said that he
came on to her and sexually harassed her. But I'm like, you dated
him, that's a separate So yeah, I don't think that'll go through.
I don't think it'll go through either. Um us Sure and Chris Brown got
into a big fight. Oh that's a good fight. Yes, this was
at a Lover and Friends music festival and they got into a fist fight.
Would Chris Brown do throw him out of a car? Who won? Um?
I believe it was? Um? Sure lost? Come on, No,
I believe it was Chris Chris browns. Yeah, I hope. So
who was Blo's a terrible person? I know, um he makes good music.
But Ussure was bleeding? Oh no sure? Yeah? Wow. Jennifer
Hudson and Common are an item. Oh I love that. I do too.
I really like both of that too, So I think common is a
seems to be a really nice guy. So um, yeah, I'm rooting
for that. Ray Leo to the Cause of his Death was released, okay,
and his heart and lungs gave out. He had heart disease and lung
disease. That's a bummer. Yeah. I liked him, Yeah, I
liked him a lot. Was good. Good Fellas like one of the best
movies ever. Oh yeah, I think it's the only thing he's great in.
But he's great in that. He was great that in B movie.
He's great in B movie. I've seen that B movie was good. Well,
I don't know what the whole movie is good, but he shows up
as like a joke, where like he's he's an actual character. They Oh
wait, yeah, that's the anime. Oh what's the guy's name? Oh
yeah, I know who you're talking about. But whatever. So um.
Kevin Costner's wife, Christine Baumgarten, filed for divorce after eighteen years of marriage,
and there were speculations that it was because he may have gotten a cast
member pregnant, but that has proved to be not true. Oh really,
that's for sure not true. It is not true. Okay, good for
Oh my god, that would have been bad. Would have sucked. I
love Kevin Costner too. Do you watch Yellowstone? No? Why are we?
Why are we not watching that? Because everybody loves it's on? It's
TNT or so. I mean, what streaming service can we find it on?
Is there? Peacock? Is um Paramount? Maybe I want to watch
it, but I do too, I because I've heard like people are obsessed
with this show and it's going to end or something because he wants it done.
He wants it over. My parents have only watched the prequel and the
other two spinoff series. They have yet to watch yeho Stone. Oh really,
that's a weird way to go around it. Share and her boyfriend Alexander
Edwards breakup. Wasn't he like so much? He was like twelve? I
know? Oh boy, I love Share so much. It's on Paramount and
Peacock. Okay, yeah, I've got both of those. Sad news for
Lisa vander Pump. Pump is closing. Oh no, they were going to
be paying Now. This I found unreal because they have so allegedly have so
much money that the rent was going up so high that they would be paying
just on that restaurant alone a million dollars a year for renting it. That
renting that space. Yeah, it was going to be a ten year lease.
And so they decided to close the restaurant. Oh that's too bad.
Yeah, there are Tom Tom's probably going to go away. Tom Tom and
Sir are the only two that are left. So Sir will be fine.
Yeah, Villablanca closed years ago, and that that space that they were in
sat vacant for three years. They're not going to try to move the shop.
They're just going to close it. Yeah, they're just going to close
it. And then Shorts and Sandy's that's not even hers. Is she even
involved? She's kind of involved in that, but yeah, but I don't
think she's super involved in I wonder if that's going to get go anywhere with
this whole scandal bal going. Yeah, probably not. Oh my god,
she watched last week? Yes, it was good. I love how they
edited it. It was it was so good. And speaking of not even
that I want to give him the time of day, but he's been sober
for a month. He why does he want people to feel sorry for him
or feel like, hey, good job, buddy, you know, like
a thirst trap. It does. He's coming to San Diego in concert.
Oh he I would see that. I would not. Would you go with
me? No? Oh? Sandival Tom Sandival from Vanderbank Rules has some random
band. I've seen some clips. He can actually sing. No, that
doesn't mean they're good. I would see it as a fluke. I would
just where do you know where they're coming? Walked John? I don't want
to hear who I need walk out of it? And John? I just
left early because I was tired. She was tired. I was tired.
Um. Netflix just dropped the trailer for a new Jennifer Lopez movie that's being
um, no, thank you on Mother's Day. It's called The Mother.
Have you seen the trailer for it? I could not care less. Is
it not like she plays in Assassin? It's give me a break? Oh,
you both shut up. It looks great. What do you mean it
looks good? Assassin movie was kill Bill? Oh oh no. Columbiana was
really good too. It wasn't that. That was um what's her name?
Um? Not Zoe? You know Zoe's Aldona. It was good. Tomic
Blonde was okay. Yeah, Tomic Blonde was good too. I can tell
that You're just not not my kind of movie. Okay, great, I'd
like to kill Bill. Kill Bill is great? You did? I like
Kill Bill two? That you're right, that was a good movie. That's
the last great like female Assassin movie. Um Disney reportedly cut ties with Dwayne
Johnson as three billion kidnapping lawsuit moves forward. Wait wait, wait what Rock
Johnson? I don't understand what's the three million dollars kidnapping? Disneys severed their
reportedly cut ties with him. What's the story? I'm not sure why?
What's the three million dollars kidnapping? The first I've heard about anything? Why?
Who was kidnapped? Did they claim he kidnapped somebody? No, Eric,
you didn't read the story. You just looked at the headline. Selena
Gomez is Oregon donor. Francis Raina says that she's been bullied NonStop after speaking
out against her XBF because Selena Gomez did not in her documentary Thank You,
Thank You. So there's two stories that I have that are so weird.
Oh wait, I have I have one more thing. Remember Kim Zulziac from
the Housewives of Atlanta. Of course, so her and Kroy are getting a
divorce and they owe one million of back taxes selling their mansion in foreclosure.
They Okay, they must have lived so far above their means. Don't you
think that unreal? The money they spent and they were so in love.
She loved She had like five kids, sure did. All the daughters have
had plastic surgery to look like her. It's so weird and this is right
up your alley. Chloe Kardashian named her boy Tatum her baby. She named
her baby Tatum. So why am I shocked by that? It is normal.
It's too normal, totally normal. I thought it would be something like
potted plant. Well, okay, thank you for that, because you know
I need to know all babies. I know Rihanna, Rihanna, she still
has not she's holding out for you. I am not happy with Brianna.
So this is so weird. Okay. A hotel guest and at a it
was the night manager at a Hilton hotel in Nashville, Tennessee, is under
arrest after one of the hotel's guests claimed the man broke into his room and
began sucking on his toes while he slept. Oh no, I just want
you to all see the picture the toe sucker of the hotel manager. I
could totally see this happening. Okay, if I woke up to this person
sucking my toes, he would get a kick right in the face. I
would be horrified. Oh no, oh no, no, no, that
is that is not a face that I would want to wake up and see.
Oh my god, real quick, I have I looked into the rock.
So he has been named the defendant of one of a couple in a
three billion dollar lawsuit that has moved forward in the court system. It was
filed by Trenisha Trenesha Biggers, who I guess used to be a female wrestler
under by the name Rocca com. She's accusing Johnson several others of kidnapping her
and her children during her time at TNA and wwee, Oh that's interesting.
Why isn't that bigger new Who's I don't know. I think maybe because there
might not be much leg could stand on. There is some speculation that Disney's
decision to cut ties with them is actually unrelated because apparently he was going to
star in the next Art Scabbean movie. Since Johnny Depp is what, oh,
I know, there's a rumor he might actually be coming back to it
though. They just need to kill that franchise. So they said, either
that or they need to bring Johnny back because they can't not have Johnny not
Yeah, but the last one still wasn't good. Either it's the same,
fully rebooted or kill it. Oh my god. So I have something to
show you guys. This is so gross. A friend of mine was in
Nordstrom m This was not in California. Okay, I was gonna say that.
He was trying on shoes and he stuck his foot in one of the
shoes and felt something. He was like, oh my god, what is
that? And he pulled out It's one of those security devices you clipped to
the clothes, along with a used conducting. Somebody had some fun in a
dressing room. Huns. They shoved it in a pair of shoes. Yes,
oh my god, disgusting. Did you hear that? Live Nation is
bringing back Concert Week, which means they're offering twenty five dollars all in tickets
for thirty eight hundred shows. It runs from Wednesday to Tuesday, the sixteenth.
The acts include Janet Jackson, Fallout Boy, Maroon Five, Shania Twain,
Garbage, Ghost, Pink, Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper, Rod Stewart,
Bob Boy, George and Culture Club, Keith Urban, Snoop Dogg,
Wiz, Khalifa, def Leppard and Motley crue l L Cool, j Luke,
Bryan. Uh, I don't know how to say this. Mainshine,
mainskin, that's not how you say it. But I forgot how you say
this guy No One Relevant, Louis tomp Pink, Miranda Lambert, Janet Jackson,
Garbage, Shania Twain. Oh, because they are all way past their
prime. They are no longer in the mainstream like they are. Oh,
oh, man, Rob Zombie, I met him. He was the nicest
guy heat I've heard. Yeah, Oh my god, he was so him.
He and his wife Sherry were so nice. But he looks like he
could kill you. Oh yeah, he made some weird Halloween movies. But
oh yeah, he's cool. Do you want a list of the people that
the National Enquired thinks stink? Celebrities who stink, who look like they stink?
And then I have to tell you these two stories. Okay, they
just look like they stink. Yes. While National Inquired doing some good reporting
as normal. Here we go. Rourke, Oh totally what d Levine?
Oh card Lavine, Yeah, she does grungy. Oh she smokes a lot.
She's a total chain smoker. Bam Marjara. Oh for sure. Somebody
actually met him while they were working at Walmart and he quote had an odor
un post malone. Oh for sure. Yeah. I actually feel like he's
I feel like he looks like it. I feel like he's low key.
It might be the hair. Yeah, okay, Jared Leto, Yeah,
I'm at him at the Oscars and smelled for the Oscars. I feel like
normally I could see him like he's like, oh, you know, I
don't want to wash. I only wash my hair once a week, so
I only shower once a week. You see him at the Met Galah,
Yeah, in that cat costume or whatever that just get it. Just being
in that thing would make you stink. Yeah. True, I actually appreciate
he's the only person that doesn't take the Met gallus seriously. He's like,
whatever, this is a joke. Oh my god. And another thing,
if you guys have not seen the photos of the Met gallot, you have
to look at so ridiculous. I really liked Kendall she looked really hot.
Magal has been stupid in the panties and the sea. No, in the
little um. It was black and she had like a white collar, and
she had these long these these long, and then just her legs. The
dress didn't look good, but she looked good in the dress. Everybody looked
ridiculous. Um kid Rock, Oh he looks like Kesha. Sure, yeah,
well she why does she? Uh? In this song she whirls whiskey
in her mouth before for she brushes her teeth with whiskey. What's the words?
You know? That words a TikTok, TikTok anyway, Marilyn Manson,
Megan Fox, m No, Curtly. I think she probably just always smells
like sex. I was just gonna say that her and machine Gun Kelly at
all like dressing room. That's probably, yeah, for sure. Madonna yeah,
now oh yeah yeah. Charlie Sheen definitely Lindsay Lohan, but not now
No, not a pregnant she looks so cute pregnant. Johnny Depp, Yes,
but he smells good though, like really Okay, I bet I bet
he sprays on a ton of cologne. Matt bad Bunny was wearing an all
white. It was hideous and it had like big white flowers on it.
It was awful. What did you think about Kim Kardashian's like pearls? She
looked she was wearing spans and skims. This is why so dumb. That's
why say I wouldn't dress up for the Oscars either. It's the whole thing's
done. Was it a theme this year? It was? It was Alexander
McQueen. Oh that's right, that's right, um, that you thought looked
good? I loved that outfit. Show show everybody. I love that.
It is so ugly. It's not the worst. I love it hideous.
There's not much there's not much style there though, and then there's the sister
up there too. Pearls are weird. The pearls are a little ugly.
And then Salma Hiak look good though. Yeah. The met Galla is a
joke now it is. It's such a joke. So yeah, do a
LIPA looked great, that's cute. She looked really really good. She's that
good. Look what happens do they raise money at this gala? Do they
thirty granded ticket? And you just go, oh yeah and show off?
And it's the oscars, but nothing cool happens. Okay, yeah, it's
stupid, it's a joke. I hate the met galla. Oh there's there's
bad. There's bad Bunny Matt. If you didn't have the weird thing behind
them, may be fine. Yeah the suit looked great. That the weird
hands looked handsome was just yeah interesting. Okay, So what are your stories?
Oh? So did you guys hear um about Oh I already told the
one about the guy sucking the toes? Did you hear about a girl?
Her name is Natalia Grace and she remember the movie Orphan? Yeah? Good?
So did you hear about this? Um? It just came out.
She was adopted from the Ukraine and she looks like a child and she's a
full blown so this the family, Um this they she was adopted in uh
twenty ten by an Indian couple or sorry, an Indiana couple, and um,
they something was weird. So they said take her back. She's like
she was doing all sorts of things like lashing out and stuff like that,
and they said no, no, no, no, no, take her
back. So she called like CPS or something, and the cops came and
said it, arrested the couple. Oh god, for child neglect and she's
like twenty two years old or something. Oh god, yeah, I've seen
those kind of shows on TLC. It was so weird. Did you hear
about that person who found That's right, I made a mistake. It was
Carl Loggerfeld, not Alexander McQueen. I knew it was a designer that passed
away. It was a Carl logger felt everyone was paying tribute to his cat
because that was okay, that's why candall. Candall did a great job.
Then it wasn't it to think so? Yeah? I cano sorry. Everybody
was Carl Loggerfeld. I love there. I love Carl Lagerfeld. What would
you do if you were taking a little hike through a field near the city
and you found five hundred pounds of cooked pasta in the fourt on your little
walk? What would you do? What? Because that actually happened, snack
five hundred pounds. Somebody found five hundred pounds of cooked pasta next to a
river in New Jersey last month. Who came Nobody knows where it came from.
Where did it come from? And it was a bunch of different kinds
of pasta. There was spaghetti. There was macaroni. Penny probably left as
from some massive event. They didn't want to deal with it, probably five
hundred pounds. That's the ways a lie probably think, Oh does it I
don't. I mean it's like water in it. I want some pasta right
now. I hadn't pasta. Did you go to a restaurant? No,
you made it? Yeah, it was had it at home and um it
with like lamb rac It was so good. Oh you use the lamb.
Yes. And the bucatini is like spaghetti pasta, but it's it looks like
a straw. Oh yeah, hollow. It was no good. I wish
that I had that gene that made me enjoy cooking. When I go in
the kitchen, I feel I have no I've never been attracted to cooking.
I don't really eat all that much. I enjoy food, but I'm not
like a foodie so tight. I just wish I knew like I could whip
something up real quick. Like I don't have that knowledge. You can learn
that. I just don't have the desire. No. It is kind of
like you. It says something in your in your soul. That number nineteen.
I just wish I did I just wish I I just wish I knew.
My mom told me this weekend. She said, you never were interested.
You were never interested in learning how to cook because she can cook up.
She whipped up bunches of meals. I'm like, I wish I could
do that. So great, She's great. I'm going to tell you about
what happened this weekend and why we went to my mom's this weekend, and
why I bought brought Antonio. Yeah, I'll tell you the whole story.
And what happened on Thursday. Oh yeah, there's a it's interesting and I
need your help because we're almost ready to wind down here. Well, do
you want to do this tonight or should we do it on Thursday? Let's
do it Thursday. Yeah, let's do it on Thursday. Oh what is
it? It's uh, Laura Caine? What do you have a blindfold?
Let's don't say another word. We'll say it for Thursday. Okay, it
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shaking my money maker anywhere. You could on only fans, only fans.
TikTok's not naughty. TikTok has a bunch of thirst traps. Are you kidding?
Oh? Really? Yeah? And you make money. They make money
that way. Oh I don't know where they get views I don't care about.
Maybe we should call money, we should call the show podcast. There's
Trap after Dark. First Trap after Dark. It's a once a month special
episode. Oh my god, you know what I'll end with this and it's
fine. People can think whatever they want, you know how people it's a
troll alert kind of But I was showing pictures. I was making a like
a logo with like kind of some cartoony pictures of each one of us,
and I was putting it together. I was gonna maybe do something with it.
Someone wrote, you're such a narcissist. What I was like, I'm
like, I'm sorry you feel that way, but thanks for the input.
Why and he goes, it's true or whoever was that? I don't know?
Oh fuck off? And I said, you know what, once you'd
get to know me, I don't think you'd think that way. And he's
like, oh, yes, I would engage, that's what. And I
know I know that I know better than that I know, but I kind
of I was like, what, I'm okay, deigning to respond. Why
didn't I talk to you first? You don't need to talk to me,
just don't talk to them. Why didn't you? You know I would have
handled that, I know, but it was a d M. You would
have. It wasn't a comment, was a DM. I know. Oh
well, there's that. Welcome to my life. Um, okay, do
you have anything else to say? You good? I'm good? Oh my
god, Thursday's going to be epic. It is gonna be good. Should
you tune in. Yeah, baby, love your podcast. I love you
m We had fun the other night on Thursday. I love face masks.
Did you like my house? I love your new place. It is great.
On the eva of producer Brian's birthday, he was not invited. Oh
you weren't invited for um I know, but would you want to do face
masks with us? I don't know. You don't see like the face mask
kind of guy, surprised. I don't often would you be up for doing?
Because we did three masks and we did underrise I know, but our
skin looked amazing. I do do a lot of face care because I have
not single. Next time you're invited, because no, it'll be fun.
We had fun. Actually I did go to Fashion Value or UMTC to go
to the store this week, the kill Store, Kill Store okeels. Yeah,
yea, I know. Okay, you're invited next time. The face
wash. It's so good. Thank you, Matt. Matt's his great show
again. Cross that. We love you. We love you guys, And
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that's all we need to do. You're so beautiful. Oh my god,
just ended already. I'll say it. If you won't love your podcast,
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I try. You're lying, I am not Hello, Hello, Hello,
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