WEBVTT 1 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:52.000 Very very un wrinkled, still fit. We're starting the show. Hello, 2 00:00:52.399 --> 00:00:56.119 it's Laura Kane after Dark. How are you guys doing? How is your 3 00:00:56.479 --> 00:01:00.799 How is your weekend? Here's Eric Rammer, my host, and our producer 4 00:01:02.119 --> 00:01:07.799 Brian. Hi, Brian, did y'all have a good weekend? Anybody do 5 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:15.719 anything exciting? Come on? Anybody? Anybody? I actually don't remember I 6 00:01:15.719 --> 00:01:19.400 went to the mummy exhibit? Or was that last week? But what there's 7 00:01:19.439 --> 00:01:23.920 a there's a mummy exhibit at the Delmark Fair. It's by National Geographs. 8 00:01:23.920 --> 00:01:26.400 Oh I wouldn't have gone like real mummies. No, no, it's actually 9 00:01:26.400 --> 00:01:32.280 really lame. That's the problem. There's nothing really cool. Really all forget 10 00:01:32.319 --> 00:01:34.480 about it. Yeah, no, no, we're not doing We're not going 11 00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:40.480 to do that. I saw what a great movie? Okay? Is this 12 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:42.799 you're just going to throw that out there now? Or do you want to 13 00:01:42.799 --> 00:01:46.599 wait for your No? It all right, go for it. Have you 14 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:52.920 seen um? Oh? God, here we go? Brain fart? Oh, 15 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:57.439 brain brain fart? Hi, Julie, Oh, is it new? 16 00:01:57.760 --> 00:02:01.599 Yes? Is it on it's called is it on a Netflix? It's on 17 00:02:01.760 --> 00:02:07.200 Hulu. It's on Hulu and it's called Give Me One Second? And I 18 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:12.439 will tell you what's it about. It's about romance between two Sally Fields in 19 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:16.120 it, okay, and it was so. By the way, that movie 20 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:20.639 a man named Otto did not make me cry. I don't know how why 21 00:02:20.719 --> 00:02:23.520 you cried in that movie? It was I would have written that with my 22 00:02:23.599 --> 00:02:32.000 eyes closed. It was predictable. It was angry, grumpy old man. 23 00:02:32.639 --> 00:02:38.800 Why because wife is gone? What happens? He everybody in the neighborhood. 24 00:02:38.800 --> 00:02:43.840 He's mean too, So then they rally around. He comes around at the 25 00:02:44.039 --> 00:02:46.639 end, and then well, why don't you just give the whole movie away. 26 00:02:46.680 --> 00:02:51.080 Well, it's just it's just so, it's so basic. I don't 27 00:02:51.080 --> 00:02:53.439 know. It was good. I love you. You did not cry tears 28 00:02:53.639 --> 00:02:57.759 I do. It was called spoiler Alert. Is the movie that I just 29 00:02:57.800 --> 00:03:01.639 watched. Oh you're not calling me out saying I'm spoiler alert. Well, 30 00:03:01.680 --> 00:03:07.719 I'm saying that the movie is called spoiler It was very, very, very 31 00:03:07.719 --> 00:03:10.080 good, and it has Jim Parsons in it from the Big Bang Theory. 32 00:03:10.199 --> 00:03:15.560 Sally is funny. It is. It's funny and it's very sad. Oh 33 00:03:15.599 --> 00:03:20.000 and by the way, I am not seeing that movie with those old women 34 00:03:20.159 --> 00:03:24.560 going on a trip eighty for Brady Club. Yes, why, oh god, 35 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:28.840 I do not want to see those women. I'm going you, I 36 00:03:28.879 --> 00:03:31.159 just I don't know I should I'm going without the two of you. I 37 00:03:31.159 --> 00:03:35.240 should embrace that, you know, I'm an older woman. I mean, 38 00:03:35.280 --> 00:03:39.000 I should embrace seeing them have fun and go on like fun adventures. But 39 00:03:39.039 --> 00:03:42.400 I don't really want to watch that. That's going to be you and I. 40 00:03:42.479 --> 00:03:45.639 Some days I understandably watch it. I believe that. I'm not sure 41 00:03:45.680 --> 00:03:49.080 the movie is made for though, because it's like older women, much older 42 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:51.680 than you, even lord, right, It's like how you know them trying 43 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:53.400 to I mean, it's like, you know, I'm trying to portray them 44 00:03:53.439 --> 00:03:54.560 as like the sexy, strong women and the strong parts. Fine, but 45 00:03:54.599 --> 00:03:58.240 like you know, I'm not like, and they're prime. There's nothing wrong 46 00:03:58.240 --> 00:03:59.800 with that, but like, that's just not how I would have you. 47 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:02.319 Well, they all look really great. They do look great. They could 48 00:04:02.319 --> 00:04:06.319 look good for their age. True, Jane Fonda is like eighty something. 49 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:10.719 That's ridiculous. It seems ridiculous to me that it's a rom com about like 50 00:04:10.840 --> 00:04:13.000 this, you know, I don't know, it's just not something that seems 51 00:04:13.039 --> 00:04:15.199 appealing to a lot of people. Well, I'm going to see it. 52 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:17.079 I know. I knew you would. I knew you would by the way, 53 00:04:17.120 --> 00:04:19.560 I bought you a Golden Girl's T shirt. But I can't find it 54 00:04:19.560 --> 00:04:24.399 because my room's really messy. That's not what I wanted to hear. I 55 00:04:24.480 --> 00:04:27.720 want it after she finds it. It's not what I want to hear. 56 00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:33.439 I I looked everywhere. How bad is it? Why don't you go upstairs 57 00:04:33.959 --> 00:04:36.639 peek in the door, and come back down and give me a report. 58 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:40.920 I'm pretty sure the infection from the last of us is going I'm going to 59 00:04:40.959 --> 00:04:46.160 get a staff in infection. Oh my god, don't say that I know 60 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:50.680 is growing. Oh no, no, you know what's so creepy. The 61 00:04:50.759 --> 00:04:56.959 other day, there was a homeless person outside of Walgreens and she asked me 62 00:04:57.040 --> 00:05:00.680 before she walked into for something very specific. She asked for cinnamon toast crunch 63 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:03.800 and milk, and I said, I can do that. Oh man. 64 00:05:03.920 --> 00:05:06.879 So I bought her cinnamon toast crunch and milk, and then I got her 65 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:11.680 ten dollar bill right and I just as I gave her the ten dollar bill, 66 00:05:11.720 --> 00:05:16.519 I looked at her hands and they had like growths all over her hands. 67 00:05:17.079 --> 00:05:21.120 And in my mind I'm thinking thought of the last of us. I'm 68 00:05:21.160 --> 00:05:25.600 like, oh, are people turning into zombies? What was she gonna do 69 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:28.240 with milk? And does she have a ball or something with her? Like 70 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:30.680 I was gonna buy her a bowl and spoons too, but I thought, 71 00:05:30.720 --> 00:05:35.079 well, if she's asking for a milk, then she must have utensils in 72 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:39.759 her little pouch or whatever that she had with her. Yeah, I'm a 73 00:05:39.759 --> 00:05:44.000 little nervous about this buying people's stuff. Well, well, she, you 74 00:05:44.040 --> 00:05:46.439 know, at leash, asks for something specific. That was easy for me 75 00:05:46.480 --> 00:05:50.959 to do it, all right, what's the verdict? Disgraceful? Hi, 76 00:05:51.079 --> 00:05:56.240 Cathy? How long did that room stay cleaned for? It stayed for a 77 00:05:56.279 --> 00:05:59.199 while, a long time. It just looks like her closet threw up in 78 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:03.360 her bedroom. These it's decent. Yes, this is Laura Post. But 79 00:06:03.360 --> 00:06:08.720 there's a piles. Oh I know, there's a there's a cereal bowl up 80 00:06:08.759 --> 00:06:13.000 with old melkin. Oh, yeah, there's that address her. I had 81 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:17.120 a combo of Coco Puffs and Lucky Charms last night at about two o'clock in 82 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:20.920 the mountain. Absolutely disgusting. I feel like we could turn this into a 83 00:06:20.959 --> 00:06:28.399 TV show. What my room, My life, My life with not a 84 00:06:28.519 --> 00:06:30.959 job. I love you, Kathy. My job without like a regular, 85 00:06:31.600 --> 00:06:36.000 without having a schedule, it's completely throwing me off. I have I'm not 86 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:41.519 doing okay speaking of Kathy. Oh our Kathy, your Kathy, Kathy, 87 00:06:41.639 --> 00:06:48.199 Okay, I love Kathy. Yes, um, she is um in another 88 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:54.639 state right now, and she is wanting to be fixed up with guys and 89 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:59.759 she wants to know what's the best way to do it. So in her 90 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:04.199 in the state that she's in. Yes, Hinge, she's that's how old 91 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:12.120 she's she's alright, so Hinge is not. I heard it was really good 92 00:07:12.199 --> 00:07:15.079 if she just wants to hook up though, No, no, she doesn't 93 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:18.199 want to just hook up. I didn't raise her like that. I didn't 94 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:24.279 raise you like that either. No. I want to say the senior community, 95 00:07:24.279 --> 00:07:28.360 because you guys aren't seniors yet, but do not tell us like that. 96 00:07:29.800 --> 00:07:32.120 And I'm saying it's called unhinged for a reason. Where do people you 97 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:35.480 meet other people? Yeah, So I want to have Kathy on Bumble. 98 00:07:35.839 --> 00:07:40.240 I want to have Kathy on the show because she's vibrant and sexy and smart. 99 00:07:40.519 --> 00:07:45.560 You're not going to go to Silver Singles or Life or fifty. I 100 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:47.959 can't just looking for a nice guy. I can't. Have you tried, 101 00:07:48.040 --> 00:07:54.199 hinge? What's Everybody tells me to do that, but they say it's serious. 102 00:07:54.240 --> 00:07:56.639 It's like more of a serious relationship. What's the one that you were 103 00:07:56.639 --> 00:08:01.000 on the where the guys just sent you dick picks? Well bumble oh hinges 104 00:08:01.040 --> 00:08:03.600 here? Actually, I know I know one couple that got marry off a 105 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:05.959 hinge and my roommate's girlfriend here. That's what I've heard a lot of like 106 00:08:07.360 --> 00:08:13.839 no silvers e harmony, Oh no e harmony. Harmony is really there's a 107 00:08:13.839 --> 00:08:16.399 lot of work. You have to fill out a lot of information and take 108 00:08:16.639 --> 00:08:22.839 you know, it's expensive, but you know, if it does the trick. 109 00:08:22.680 --> 00:08:26.480 Okay, let's we have a couple of things to tell you about. 110 00:08:26.519 --> 00:08:31.040 We're having a party at the end of this month. We are now it's 111 00:08:31.040 --> 00:08:33.679 on May twenty nine. It's another kind of life from Laura's living room, 112 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:39.960 but this time we're celebrating Brian. It's his one year with Laura Kane after 113 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:43.320 dark. Yeah, before I hit one year. We have gifts, we 114 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:50.080 have presentations, we have a presentation light show. Wen. We're gonna roast 115 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:54.519 him. We're gonna you know, there's gonna be a rose. Okay. 116 00:08:54.919 --> 00:08:58.559 Um, we have prizes to give away, we have some fun things. 117 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:01.320 You have to be a subscriber, and here's why we kind of got to 118 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:03.639 know you first before I let you in my house. You know what I'm 119 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:07.039 saying. We already have some subscribers. If you'd like to come to the 120 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:11.639 party to celebrate Brian, maybe win a prize, watch the show live. 121 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:15.720 Just go to Instagram and there's like a little subscription thing on there. It's 122 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:20.399 four ninety nine a month, but you get to be invited to special things 123 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:24.919 like this. So it'd be great if you subscribe. And then we will 124 00:09:24.960 --> 00:09:30.039 tell you when it's time to RSVP to the party or should we have well, 125 00:09:30.080 --> 00:09:31.320 no, because you need to make an RSVP thing. It'll be up 126 00:09:31.320 --> 00:09:35.879 tonight. Okay. I will let the subscribers roast me as well. Okay. 127 00:09:35.879 --> 00:09:39.919 Oh yeah, Oh so the people at the party can in on the 128 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:43.120 roast. You're gonna roast you guys too, though, Oh boy, everybody 129 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:46.840 can't roast the roast also roasts the roast. I can't come, is that 130 00:09:46.879 --> 00:09:50.799 true? Yeah? I seen the Comedy Central roasts. Oh yeah, yeah, 131 00:09:50.840 --> 00:09:56.039 but I never I didn't know that a year of material. Okay, 132 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:58.200 oh my god, he does. He's gonna you like me better though, 133 00:09:58.360 --> 00:10:01.720 he does. Mind, it's going to be bad. It's a roast, 134 00:10:01.879 --> 00:10:07.480 I mean yeah, so you're really there, Eric, Okay, So it's 135 00:10:07.480 --> 00:10:11.000 gonna be mainly a roast of all three of us. And then we have 136 00:10:11.519 --> 00:10:15.360 we have a presentation for him. Member, we do you know what? 137 00:10:15.480 --> 00:10:18.080 You know what I'm talking about, right, okay, okay, and wait 138 00:10:18.080 --> 00:10:22.960 to see it. Oh my god, yes, Oh it's cool. You're 139 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:28.039 gonna love it. You're gonna love it anyway. Okay, So that is 140 00:10:28.080 --> 00:10:31.480 on May twenty ninth. It's Memorial Day. But what are you gonna do 141 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:35.080 on Memorial Day? Go to the beach. You have plenty of time because 142 00:10:35.120 --> 00:10:37.519 we don't have the show's not on until seven. Yeah, Producer Brian is 143 00:10:37.519 --> 00:10:41.919 way more important than your plan. Producer Briant is so much more important. 144 00:10:41.080 --> 00:10:43.200 We want you to get here at six thirty though, so we can like 145 00:10:43.279 --> 00:10:46.759 see everybody before the show starts at seven day twenty nine. It's got to 146 00:10:46.799 --> 00:10:50.399 be a subscriber. It's going to be so fun live from Laura's living room 147 00:10:50.440 --> 00:10:54.399 the next one. Okay. We also have to talk about our fantastic. 148 00:10:56.399 --> 00:11:01.320 Oh I love Jay words. Look, protect yourself, protect your money, 149 00:11:01.559 --> 00:11:05.240 be assured that you're good for retirement, make your money work for you, 150 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:11.399 grow your money, don't fall for financial scams. All of this advice from 151 00:11:11.240 --> 00:11:15.440 j Wartzler. We love Jay Wartzler. We're gonna, Oh, we're seeing 152 00:11:15.480 --> 00:11:18.080 him this week. We are We're doing a happy hour with Jay. We 153 00:11:18.120 --> 00:11:20.759 are. We love him a lot. I may be dancing on a table 154 00:11:20.799 --> 00:11:24.960 somewhere. I'm not sure he would love that. If he won't be doing 155 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:30.600 that, but he would love Oh yeah, that party. I'm your party. 156 00:11:30.679 --> 00:11:35.759 Okay, sure, Oh yeah, Oh I'll get I'll buy the pole 157 00:11:35.759 --> 00:11:37.279 because I want to get one anyway. Yeah, oh okay, let's get 158 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:43.279 back to Jay. Jay is certified financial analysts. He's a divorce financial analyst. 159 00:11:43.399 --> 00:11:48.799 He's a money manager, all around great guy. My friend recently got 160 00:11:48.799 --> 00:11:52.360 in contact with him because she inherited some money. So I told her, 161 00:11:52.399 --> 00:11:56.240 first thing you do, don't touch a cent called Jay. That's right. 162 00:11:56.919 --> 00:12:01.960 His number is eight five eight five five two six nine six zero. His 163 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:05.320 email. Yeah, you can email him with a question if you'd like. 164 00:12:05.480 --> 00:12:09.799 First. Yeah, jayw at Capital Growth Inc. Dot com. And guess 165 00:12:09.840 --> 00:12:15.240 what I left it off that little note card, but I remembered, of 166 00:12:15.279 --> 00:12:20.480 course you do www dot Capital, growth ink dot com. That's right, 167 00:12:20.519 --> 00:12:22.799 that's his website. It is. Why do you always forget that he has 168 00:12:22.840 --> 00:12:26.759 a website? I don't know a website. That's why I say it every 169 00:12:26.759 --> 00:12:30.559 week because I like to remind you I've actually I've taken a look at it. 170 00:12:30.559 --> 00:12:33.279 It is a good website. At Brian because grandma has limited memory. 171 00:12:33.320 --> 00:12:37.559 Stop at Brian, she forgets to put her clothes away. You are encouraging 172 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:41.759 this, all I said, because I had to add his website link to 173 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:45.639 our website website, and it is a good website. Okay, well, 174 00:12:45.720 --> 00:12:48.639 great, all right, Laura, Oh my god, okay, so from 175 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:54.159 birthday boy here, I know the whole. You know, my actual birthday 176 00:12:54.279 --> 00:12:56.639 is May twenty four, so this is actually my birthday month? Oh it 177 00:12:56.759 --> 00:13:00.879 is? I know it's your month too, Still celebary birthday. I thought 178 00:13:00.879 --> 00:13:05.840 you hide from them, Well you should. I may celebrate one more. 179 00:13:05.879 --> 00:13:07.480 You should see what I got you. Which one will you celebrate sixty? 180 00:13:09.600 --> 00:13:13.519 Because after that? Why bother? Oh my god? The next year your 181 00:13:15.159 --> 00:13:18.919 birthday after I know? Why bother? At that point, I don't want 182 00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:22.639 to celebrate anything more. But see that's a ways, a way you don't 183 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:28.720 leave fingerprints anymore. What does that mean? Because you're so old, rubbed 184 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:31.559 off? I know they're all ringing for your hat. I have a great 185 00:13:31.799 --> 00:13:39.120 joke for you. I won't like it. You will too, try me. 186 00:13:39.320 --> 00:13:45.039 I'm gonna this one is gonna be good, so good that you didn't 187 00:13:45.039 --> 00:13:48.440 memorize it. No, because I have to make sure that I phrase it 188 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:52.840 exactly right. So what are you talking about? It's gonna be dumb. 189 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:56.919 No, it's not. You know me and you know jokes, and I'm 190 00:13:56.960 --> 00:14:00.679 not down with these jokes, especially the ones you think are hilarious. Will 191 00:14:00.720 --> 00:14:03.360 you find your joke? I will say for your sixtieth birthday, I will 192 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:05.480 get you a reservation for the Disneylands the Haunted Mansion, so you can be 193 00:14:05.639 --> 00:14:11.639 buried there and retire there. What do you mean by that? Is that 194 00:14:11.720 --> 00:14:16.159 a possibility to have a reservation at the Haunted Mansion? I mean you've been 195 00:14:16.159 --> 00:14:18.399 You've been on the Haunted Mansion. Ye know. The joke is like, 196 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:22.240 you know we've got nine h happy haunts. We've about room for one more. 197 00:14:22.559 --> 00:14:24.879 Oh, I didn't know. I know, I'm not that big of 198 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:28.759 a Disney freak. Yeah, you kind of are. How often do I 199 00:14:28.799 --> 00:14:33.279 talk about it? Well, I know that you really love Disneyland. There 200 00:14:33.320 --> 00:14:37.200 are those people that I'm not a Disney adult though. I just want to 201 00:14:37.200 --> 00:14:39.720 throw that out there. Oh what's that? Disney adult is like someone who 202 00:14:39.840 --> 00:14:45.279 is um collects the pins and everything. Yeah, a tattoo of like Mickey 203 00:14:45.279 --> 00:14:48.840 Mouse on there. But yeah, the mouse ears all that stuff. I 204 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:52.039 just like the rides. That's literally the rides. Yeah, i'd go with 205 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:54.879 I don't. I could care less about Mickey Mouse. Oh yeah, Okay, 206 00:14:54.960 --> 00:15:00.240 do you like any of the characters, the princesses? The princess is 207 00:15:00.279 --> 00:15:03.320 the anything? No, no, just the rides. Don't even care for 208 00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:07.879 their animation studio. Oh boy, oh boy, okay, okay, are 209 00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:09.240 you ready, Brandon, Oh my god, I am prepared to like this 210 00:15:09.240 --> 00:15:16.960 one, Laura, I'm keeping an open mind. M Why can't you hear 211 00:15:16.000 --> 00:15:20.399 a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Oh no, I already know. I 212 00:15:20.399 --> 00:15:22.919 already know the punchline for this one. It's not good. Okay, Okay, 213 00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:26.559 I already feel it. I have a gut feel it for real. 214 00:15:26.639 --> 00:15:31.519 Quick? Do you know how to spell pterodactyl. No, okay, No, 215 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:35.440 how does a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? No? Why can't you 216 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:37.799 hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Why can't you hear a terodactyle going 217 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:45.039 to the bathroom because the p is silent? Oh, for referenced pterodactyl spelled 218 00:15:45.039 --> 00:15:48.559 pte r O. That's right. Okay, Wow, that was like an 219 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:54.039 intellectual joke, kind of but not really not intellectual dumb. No, even 220 00:15:54.039 --> 00:15:58.639 Brian didn't like it, your boy it Brian loved it. Oh, I 221 00:15:58.679 --> 00:16:02.399 kN of agree. I've heard that one. I want to okay from my 222 00:16:02.480 --> 00:16:06.159 host chat. I need to give you, um, I want to give 223 00:16:06.200 --> 00:16:10.279 you a scenario, and I want you to tell me what you'd think. 224 00:16:10.600 --> 00:16:17.120 Okay, jail, I'm calling the police right to hop it. So, 225 00:16:18.519 --> 00:16:29.799 if you saw on a resale website a purse brand new that was listed brand 226 00:16:29.799 --> 00:16:37.039 new that if you bought it from the actual designer website, would cost forty 227 00:16:37.080 --> 00:16:41.679 two hundred dollars, but you saw it, you saw it for sale for 228 00:16:41.759 --> 00:16:47.159 two hundred and fifty dollars, wouldn't flags go off in your head like, 229 00:16:47.240 --> 00:16:51.759 okay, this is a fake one? Yeah? Okay, So some of 230 00:16:51.799 --> 00:16:56.600 the stuff that I bought on Canal Street in New York. I put it 231 00:16:56.679 --> 00:17:00.080 up on a website to sell it off. I'm not going to tell you 232 00:17:00.080 --> 00:17:03.759 which one, because fre has all the fake stuff, do they they? 233 00:17:03.880 --> 00:17:11.119 I see, I've been flat. I can't sell your So a couple of 234 00:17:11.240 --> 00:17:15.960 people, three of the people that I've sold things to, have launched a 235 00:17:17.039 --> 00:17:22.839 complaint to the website saying that I'm selling counterfeit material. Well, that dream 236 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:27.359 was over quickly, and so I said to them, and I was mad 237 00:17:27.400 --> 00:17:32.039 because I'm thinking to myself, Okay, it's brand new in a box. 238 00:17:32.359 --> 00:17:34.680 I didn't have to say the word fake, but I didn't say they were 239 00:17:34.720 --> 00:17:41.599 real either. A fake. They just because it smells. They claim it 240 00:17:41.720 --> 00:17:45.920 smelled very chemically when they opened it up, like your eyelashes, like pretty, 241 00:17:45.960 --> 00:17:51.640 by the way, thank you? Well whatever. The only way to 242 00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:53.000 prove it, like like a little Weeva dom for example, the fake, 243 00:17:53.000 --> 00:17:55.680 you have to take it down to the store and they can check it. 244 00:17:55.720 --> 00:17:57.200 But they'll only check it if you bought it there, so you have to 245 00:17:57.200 --> 00:18:00.920 have like a receipt. Whatever the case. They didn't believe that it was 246 00:18:02.000 --> 00:18:06.039 real, And you know what, I don't know that it's fake. I 247 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:11.519 bought it off of a street and Canal Canal it is and it was a 248 00:18:11.559 --> 00:18:14.680 really good one. It was very well made. It was it was in 249 00:18:14.759 --> 00:18:18.200 a box, it had a dust bag everything, and they okay. And 250 00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:22.960 then I also sold some nikes that I bought down there for cheap and they 251 00:18:22.960 --> 00:18:29.319 were like ones that are rare. And then this guy who bought them launched 252 00:18:29.319 --> 00:18:32.920 a complaint to the website saying that I that they were fake, and so 253 00:18:33.160 --> 00:18:34.880 I just want I was so mad. At one point I just said, 254 00:18:36.000 --> 00:18:40.319 you know what, use your brain, Okay? Do I have to say 255 00:18:40.440 --> 00:18:44.039 on there that these are fake? Because I don't know that they're fake. 256 00:18:44.319 --> 00:18:49.319 I don't know that they're real. I don't know. I'm just I'm selling 257 00:18:49.359 --> 00:18:52.359 them for a little bit more than what I bought them for. You should 258 00:18:52.359 --> 00:18:56.079 say smash and grab, fire sale, but like, use your brain. 259 00:18:56.240 --> 00:19:00.279 A forty two hundred dollar bag, I'm not going to sell for two two 260 00:19:00.359 --> 00:19:04.279 hundred and fifty bucks. Like think about it. So have they has anything 261 00:19:04.279 --> 00:19:07.519 happened? So what I said was all right, if you're not happy with 262 00:19:07.559 --> 00:19:14.319 it, send it back and the website doesn't release the money until the people 263 00:19:14.400 --> 00:19:18.000 get their item. And accept it. So there's like money that's stuck in 264 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:22.200 there that's not mine yet accept it. They didn't accept it, so they 265 00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:25.119 get their money back and then they have to sell. They have to send 266 00:19:25.119 --> 00:19:27.400 it back to me. So I've already gotten two things back, so I'm 267 00:19:27.440 --> 00:19:30.319 waiting for one more and then I'm going to stick them right back up there. 268 00:19:30.599 --> 00:19:33.960 Margaret said she'd buy them. That's really oh, Margaret, I have 269 00:19:34.039 --> 00:19:37.720 some I have three great things. That's pretty yeah. That's pretty crazy that 270 00:19:37.799 --> 00:19:41.119 people don't actually their favor right, I mean, there's a ton on like 271 00:19:41.160 --> 00:19:44.880 offer up and all, like the Louisva tom Belts like thirty bucks, and 272 00:19:44.960 --> 00:19:52.519 she said, just put in Mexico, hetcho in China probably. But anyway, 273 00:19:52.880 --> 00:20:00.400 Jason hija, A um, So I don't know my criminal for doing 274 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:03.559 this. I'm not. I'm not asking for that price. I didn't ask. 275 00:20:03.640 --> 00:20:06.440 I asked for a little bit more money because guess what, I had 276 00:20:06.480 --> 00:20:11.599 to haul it back from New York City in suitcases back here, wrapped them 277 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:15.440 up mail. That's worth a hundred bucks to me? Extra? Would you 278 00:20:15.480 --> 00:20:17.799 put it? Did you put an eight by ten head shot in there with 279 00:20:17.960 --> 00:20:22.039 your autograph? For what reason? I? Oh, no, they'd really 280 00:20:22.039 --> 00:20:26.000 sent it back. Yeah, if TSA didn't stop you for carrying a bunch 281 00:20:26.039 --> 00:20:29.799 of illicit contraband thing, I was worried. That worried me. Jay. 282 00:20:29.880 --> 00:20:33.519 You and I are going to party on Thursday. Oh yeah we're going. 283 00:20:33.680 --> 00:20:37.400 Yeah, you pay attention. You're like, I'm talking to Jay, I 284 00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:38.559 know, but you're all over the place talking to our main man right there. 285 00:20:38.640 --> 00:20:42.000 Jay. I actually have a story about when I was probably like probably 286 00:20:42.079 --> 00:20:45.000 seventeen or eighteen. I was on offer up looking for something and a bunch, 287 00:20:45.240 --> 00:20:48.079 you know, I stumbled across a bunch of the fake stuff and I 288 00:20:48.160 --> 00:20:48.799 was like, oh, okay, cool, you know I'm not going to 289 00:20:48.839 --> 00:20:52.559 get anything, and then I actually clicked on one day. Was like I 290 00:20:52.880 --> 00:20:55.519 had really wanted a Gucci wallet for a long time, but they're, you 291 00:20:55.519 --> 00:20:57.720 know, four hundred bucks, and I found one for like ninety. I 292 00:20:57.759 --> 00:21:00.519 was like, okay, it's fake. But I was going to pictures and 293 00:21:00.519 --> 00:21:03.160 they had the Cereal code with it, like imprinted on it and the certificate 294 00:21:03.160 --> 00:21:06.880 of authenticity. I was like, dude, ninety bucks. I was like 295 00:21:07.039 --> 00:21:08.279 whatever, Like it's fake, it's fine, Like I'll get a real one 296 00:21:08.279 --> 00:21:11.559 eventually. So um, I got it and it. I gave it to 297 00:21:11.559 --> 00:21:14.680 my roommates and then I got a later. I gotta Louis the Tom, 298 00:21:14.680 --> 00:21:18.160 an actual Louif Tom Wallett. But it's still in perfect condition, like to 299 00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:21.160 this date, so like I'm kind of thinking it may have been real. 300 00:21:21.680 --> 00:21:26.160 Oh wow, Hey, did your roommate use it? Yeah, it's bring 301 00:21:26.160 --> 00:21:33.079 it. I'll sell it. A lot of this stuff I sold stuck like 302 00:21:33.240 --> 00:21:37.960 people gave you five stars. One person gave you one star because it smelled 303 00:21:37.960 --> 00:21:41.640 bad, and I packaged it up not pretty, like give me a breath. 304 00:21:41.759 --> 00:21:44.680 Oh my god, just gave me my money and shut up. I'm 305 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:48.079 like over it. Okay, I will be there, Jase teasing me, 306 00:21:48.119 --> 00:21:52.319 He said, if I show up till the happy hour, oh, he'll 307 00:21:52.359 --> 00:21:56.400 be there, or else someone is going to get his butt kicked in a 308 00:21:56.400 --> 00:21:59.480 big way. So that's my host chat. I have something I might like 309 00:21:59.559 --> 00:22:03.319 that crazy to tell you on Thursday as well. No, that's my host 310 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:08.480 chat on Thursday. Have something also, I also need your advice on okay, 311 00:22:08.519 --> 00:22:11.599 I need your advice. What's new? I know, gosh, I 312 00:22:11.680 --> 00:22:17.079 make decisions and then I need to talk about it afterwards because I know, 313 00:22:17.240 --> 00:22:18.200 I know. Yeah, we need to talk about things before you do the 314 00:22:18.279 --> 00:22:22.799 most. I know, I know, I know, but um so, 315 00:22:22.839 --> 00:22:26.519 what's up with you? What's up with Jeromes? What do we have to 316 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:32.039 say the company like we should Jerome's. Oh my god, Oh my god. 317 00:22:32.319 --> 00:22:37.400 Well there goes that ad. I actually like Jerome's. Bite your tongue. 318 00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:40.599 I'm just if I'm just saying if obviously you have issue with Drums, 319 00:22:40.640 --> 00:22:45.160 but if Drums wants to sponsor me individually exactly or Laura or careful what you 320 00:22:45.200 --> 00:22:49.640 wish for. Well, look, you've got a couple of things at Jerome's 321 00:22:49.680 --> 00:22:55.160 and you're not unhappy with all of them, are you? No, but 322 00:22:55.319 --> 00:23:00.599 you're very unhappy with one of them. Yes, Okay, So we went 323 00:23:00.759 --> 00:23:03.839 round and round, and I think, like you with selling the bags, 324 00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:11.680 I paid in full for my couch. I also bought, which everybody's telling 325 00:23:11.720 --> 00:23:18.480 me now you should you shouldn't buy. I bought the furniture protection because the 326 00:23:18.519 --> 00:23:22.720 couch was being special especially made, so I thought I I should probably buy 327 00:23:22.720 --> 00:23:26.880 the like the warranty kind of furniture. I mean, it's still covered until 328 00:23:26.920 --> 00:23:27.720 they get it to you, Like if they break in the process, they 329 00:23:27.720 --> 00:23:32.200 still I gotta get it to you. Yeah, right, So I thought, 330 00:23:32.359 --> 00:23:34.279 um, can you tell us, don't be embarrassed, non't be shy. 331 00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:40.359 How much was the couch? Two grand Okay, it's like a normal 332 00:23:40.400 --> 00:23:42.920 amount for a couch. I expected more. Yeah, me too, especially 333 00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:49.359 because I was specially made, right so they So for those that didn't hear 334 00:23:49.400 --> 00:23:53.119 it, um, yeah, recap the story. I waited five months for 335 00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:56.720 it. It was supposed to be here at the end of February, first 336 00:23:56.759 --> 00:24:00.960 week of March. I didn't get it till April twenty ninth. And um, 337 00:24:04.440 --> 00:24:08.920 I got half a couch, so you can only sit. What was 338 00:24:08.960 --> 00:24:12.640 their excuse for only giving you half the couch because you forgot the L part. 339 00:24:12.680 --> 00:24:15.319 They didn't have the L part. They forgot the entire chase, so 340 00:24:15.400 --> 00:24:21.240 there's just a big hole in the couch. Okay. So um, and 341 00:24:21.319 --> 00:24:26.440 it's a reversible chase, which is what I wanted. Right. So when 342 00:24:26.519 --> 00:24:30.039 it when they delivered it, I called Jerome's and the girl goes, no, 343 00:24:32.640 --> 00:24:37.200 you only bought a love seat, and I said no, So I 344 00:24:37.200 --> 00:24:41.240 texted her picture and she was like, oh. And my first question to 345 00:24:41.279 --> 00:24:47.039 her was who heads up your quality assurance that a couch that is a special 346 00:24:47.200 --> 00:24:52.119 order they looked at it and said, all right, well that looks acceptable 347 00:24:52.160 --> 00:24:55.680 to send out, right. Yeah, there's only half a couch here. 348 00:24:55.839 --> 00:25:00.079 Yeah. So, since I had paid in full and I had the war 349 00:25:00.440 --> 00:25:04.640 my thing was, I don't want the warranty to start until I get the 350 00:25:04.680 --> 00:25:08.680 couch, like the whole couch. I'm kind of wondering why you bought the 351 00:25:08.720 --> 00:25:11.519 warrants. Well, I'm about ready to tell him to cancel it and shove 352 00:25:11.599 --> 00:25:17.920 everything up their ass. I should so. Um, Christina, who I've 353 00:25:17.920 --> 00:25:19.079 been dealing with, Oh, yeah, she hasn't been real great. She 354 00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:23.279 has been the worst. Okay, So then I finally got ahold of my 355 00:25:23.359 --> 00:25:27.480 sales guy, Bill, who doesn't seem any better. Oh. He's like, 356 00:25:27.480 --> 00:25:30.920 oh, I'll get right on the manager. Oh so this is the 357 00:25:30.920 --> 00:25:37.000 best part. So everybody that I've talked to has said there's no corporate office. 358 00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:42.240 There's no the DROM, right, So I said, who's above you? 359 00:25:42.799 --> 00:25:48.039 Nobody, it's Christina's like, it's me, Mimi Son, you know. 360 00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:55.720 So this is the text I got from Christina um on Thursday evening. 361 00:25:56.839 --> 00:26:03.599 Um, after I've been told for a week that there is no corporate office. 362 00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:11.599 So they they compensated me two hundred and seventy dollars for your trouble, 363 00:26:11.759 --> 00:26:14.400 for the fact that you don't have for the couch, or what for the 364 00:26:14.400 --> 00:26:15.960 fact that I don't have a couch, Like you can only sit on one 365 00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:21.440 cushion, okay, so the other cushion is useless. Right? Did you 366 00:26:21.480 --> 00:26:23.039 ask for all your money back? Were you going to send the couch back? 367 00:26:23.119 --> 00:26:29.599 Why did they said that they were going to have the pieces made and 368 00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:33.920 now it's going to be mid July? Oh what? Yeah? So is 369 00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:37.480 it so a possible? Is it possible that when you ordered it, you 370 00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:41.480 accidentally didn't order chase? Nope, I ordered everything and they it was their 371 00:26:41.559 --> 00:26:45.440 mistake. They admitted to it. They said, we take full responsibility. 372 00:26:45.480 --> 00:26:49.920 It was our mistake. I have everything in writing. Okay, So that 373 00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:52.200 does it? Sounds like almost they went like, oh, this guy doesn't 374 00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:56.640 want the chase, like all right, yeah, yeah, they it was 375 00:26:56.720 --> 00:27:02.279 their mistake. So um as Margaret says, yeah, all of it? 376 00:27:02.799 --> 00:27:07.039 So um I said, well, I don't think that's fair. I paid 377 00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:11.759 you in full. I have half a couch. I should be reimbursed. 378 00:27:11.839 --> 00:27:18.119 More like I'm having to wait another three months to get this stupid piece. 379 00:27:18.519 --> 00:27:21.599 I want it expedited. So whoever you need to talk to, talk to 380 00:27:21.640 --> 00:27:26.039 them, and I want to be copied on your dialogue with them. No 381 00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:30.359 response, So I texted and I said, I would like to speak to 382 00:27:30.400 --> 00:27:36.960 someone in the corporate level that can actually do something for me. Didn't went 383 00:27:37.079 --> 00:27:41.599 a whole day without answering me, and then at six o'clock on Thursday night, 384 00:27:41.680 --> 00:27:44.559 I got this. Hi, Eric, I'm reaching out to corporate for 385 00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:47.960 further review and we'll get back to you by early next week due to the 386 00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:52.480 weekend. Okay, so there is a corporate office. Oh my god, 387 00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:56.400 Eric, return the couch, get your money back? Can you do that? 388 00:27:56.279 --> 00:28:00.160 Go get a new couch somewhere else. Go to living spaces, to 389 00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:03.799 Ashleys, go to Bob's. Yeah, go somewhere. Let's dump the couches 390 00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:07.400 of this house with a note. Oh my god, half of the couch 391 00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:10.880 you do have though? How great is it? It's it's a nice couch. 392 00:28:11.000 --> 00:28:15.200 I really like it. It's not worth you the trouble though. It's 393 00:28:15.240 --> 00:28:18.799 not worth the trouble. You can total total house. It's not that like 394 00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:26.519 unique and it's absolute proof that they're total liars. Oh, because you just 395 00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:29.799 lied. Yeah, And I told her that. In my response back, 396 00:28:29.799 --> 00:28:33.519 I said, I said, okay, well, in my opinion, you 397 00:28:33.680 --> 00:28:36.759 are a liar and I don't believe I will not believe a word that you 398 00:28:36.799 --> 00:28:41.480 say from this point. Oh my god, this is so ugly. Get 399 00:28:41.559 --> 00:28:44.720 your money back, Eric, Can you get your money back? Send the 400 00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:48.240 couch back and be done with Jerome's Jerry and all. This is non existent. 401 00:28:48.319 --> 00:28:51.839 I know he's like the Wizard of Oz. We need to find that, 402 00:28:51.960 --> 00:28:53.759 Like Margaret said, we need to find out where he lives. He 403 00:28:53.799 --> 00:28:56.920 lives around here. I know he does. I think he lives in Mission 404 00:28:56.960 --> 00:29:00.960 Hills. Yeah, and then uh well, oh, dump the couch boom. 405 00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:06.319 I've already contacted the Better Business Bureau. They have already. I've annihilated 406 00:29:06.359 --> 00:29:12.079 them on every review side ever. Go to Yelp, go to Google, 407 00:29:12.400 --> 00:29:19.839 goat. I have annihilated. And I called my bank and um did a 408 00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:25.119 dispute. Margaret knows where he lives? Oh good, No, No, 409 00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.359 I know, I know, Margaret. Let's do it. I will knock 410 00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:32.720 on his door. That is a crime, that would be an actual crime. 411 00:29:32.759 --> 00:29:36.559 It's called doxing. Don't do that. What doxing? Revealing someone's address 412 00:29:36.640 --> 00:29:38.799 that you know? Yeah, oh, for malicious. We're not going to 413 00:29:38.880 --> 00:29:45.640 do that. We're not going to do that. Yeah he does probably, 414 00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:49.799 Oh yeah, Tommy probably does know how to get a hold of Jerome Brian. 415 00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:57.559 You can drive us. Oh no. And I have a future you 416 00:29:57.559 --> 00:30:03.440 guys, Yeah, I know we're fed by this point. Yeah, who 417 00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:04.799 knows what. Day by day, I don't even know if I have a 418 00:30:04.839 --> 00:30:11.200 future anyway. On that happy note, Um, what is the daily Dirt? 419 00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:14.279 I'm excited to hear it. There's a lot. I let's bring it, 420 00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:18.599 start the music, let's do this. I'm excited. We didn't get 421 00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:22.279 to it last week because we had we had an interview. We had Mark 422 00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:27.160 Larson here, Yes, who people really enjoyed by the way, he's hilarious. 423 00:30:27.279 --> 00:30:33.000 Yeah, he is a really really funny long time guy. What so 424 00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:37.680 I don't care about sports at all. We know that since everybody knows who 425 00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:41.960 this guy is, I figured i'd talk about it. Tiger Woods is accused 426 00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:49.640 of sexual harassment. Oh no, by whom by his ex girlfriend. Um. 427 00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:55.640 She alleged that he has a restaurant called the Woods or something like that 428 00:30:56.279 --> 00:31:02.160 Florida. Yakay, and um, he personally high heard her and then said, 429 00:31:02.319 --> 00:31:03.599 you know, had a relationship with her and said, if you don't 430 00:31:03.640 --> 00:31:10.200 sign this NDA, I'm gonna fire you. But they were boyfriend and girlfriend, 431 00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:14.960 So I don't know how you factor sexual harassment into that. I know, 432 00:31:15.359 --> 00:31:18.759 I mean, I can understand how an n NDA could be a necessary 433 00:31:18.799 --> 00:31:22.559 component of you know, employment, that's pretty common. How was that sexual 434 00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:26.039 harassment? I know, I don't know how that. She said that he 435 00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:29.640 came on to her and sexually harassed her. But I'm like, you dated 436 00:31:29.720 --> 00:31:33.079 him, that's a separate So yeah, I don't think that'll go through. 437 00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:37.000 I don't think it'll go through either. Um us Sure and Chris Brown got 438 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:41.519 into a big fight. Oh that's a good fight. Yes, this was 439 00:31:41.559 --> 00:31:47.680 at a Lover and Friends music festival and they got into a fist fight. 440 00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:51.599 Would Chris Brown do throw him out of a car? Who won? Um? 441 00:31:51.640 --> 00:31:56.759 I believe it was? Um? Sure lost? Come on, No, 442 00:31:56.839 --> 00:31:59.400 I believe it was Chris Chris browns. Yeah, I hope. So 443 00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:02.720 who was Blo's a terrible person? I know, um he makes good music. 444 00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:09.240 But Ussure was bleeding? Oh no sure? Yeah? Wow. Jennifer 445 00:32:10.240 --> 00:32:16.000 Hudson and Common are an item. Oh I love that. I do too. 446 00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:21.319 I really like both of that too, So I think common is a 447 00:32:21.519 --> 00:32:27.920 seems to be a really nice guy. So um, yeah, I'm rooting 448 00:32:27.960 --> 00:32:30.640 for that. Ray Leo to the Cause of his Death was released, okay, 449 00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:36.759 and his heart and lungs gave out. He had heart disease and lung 450 00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:38.480 disease. That's a bummer. Yeah. I liked him, Yeah, I 451 00:32:38.519 --> 00:32:42.440 liked him a lot. Was good. Good Fellas like one of the best 452 00:32:42.480 --> 00:32:45.920 movies ever. Oh yeah, I think it's the only thing he's great in. 453 00:32:45.039 --> 00:32:49.720 But he's great in that. He was great that in B movie. 454 00:32:49.720 --> 00:32:53.079 He's great in B movie. I've seen that B movie was good. Well, 455 00:32:53.119 --> 00:32:54.880 I don't know what the whole movie is good, but he shows up 456 00:32:54.880 --> 00:32:58.759 as like a joke, where like he's he's an actual character. They Oh 457 00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:05.079 wait, yeah, that's the anime. Oh what's the guy's name? Oh 458 00:33:05.160 --> 00:33:07.799 yeah, I know who you're talking about. But whatever. So um. 459 00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:14.920 Kevin Costner's wife, Christine Baumgarten, filed for divorce after eighteen years of marriage, 460 00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:20.559 and there were speculations that it was because he may have gotten a cast 461 00:33:20.599 --> 00:33:23.119 member pregnant, but that has proved to be not true. Oh really, 462 00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:29.160 that's for sure not true. It is not true. Okay, good for 463 00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:30.440 Oh my god, that would have been bad. Would have sucked. I 464 00:33:30.480 --> 00:33:35.519 love Kevin Costner too. Do you watch Yellowstone? No? Why are we? 465 00:33:35.759 --> 00:33:38.359 Why are we not watching that? Because everybody loves it's on? It's 466 00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:43.160 TNT or so. I mean, what streaming service can we find it on? 467 00:33:43.240 --> 00:33:47.480 Is there? Peacock? Is um Paramount? Maybe I want to watch 468 00:33:47.519 --> 00:33:51.920 it, but I do too, I because I've heard like people are obsessed 469 00:33:51.960 --> 00:33:53.880 with this show and it's going to end or something because he wants it done. 470 00:33:54.079 --> 00:33:59.720 He wants it over. My parents have only watched the prequel and the 471 00:34:00.119 --> 00:34:02.480 other two spinoff series. They have yet to watch yeho Stone. Oh really, 472 00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:08.119 that's a weird way to go around it. Share and her boyfriend Alexander 473 00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:13.320 Edwards breakup. Wasn't he like so much? He was like twelve? I 474 00:34:13.360 --> 00:34:17.400 know? Oh boy, I love Share so much. It's on Paramount and 475 00:34:17.400 --> 00:34:22.360 Peacock. Okay, yeah, I've got both of those. Sad news for 476 00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:30.360 Lisa vander Pump. Pump is closing. Oh no, they were going to 477 00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:34.960 be paying Now. This I found unreal because they have so allegedly have so 478 00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:37.599 much money that the rent was going up so high that they would be paying 479 00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:44.039 just on that restaurant alone a million dollars a year for renting it. That 480 00:34:44.119 --> 00:34:45.639 renting that space. Yeah, it was going to be a ten year lease. 481 00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:50.119 And so they decided to close the restaurant. Oh that's too bad. 482 00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:52.360 Yeah, there are Tom Tom's probably going to go away. Tom Tom and 483 00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:55.840 Sir are the only two that are left. So Sir will be fine. 484 00:34:55.960 --> 00:35:00.800 Yeah, Villablanca closed years ago, and that that space that they were in 485 00:35:01.159 --> 00:35:06.000 sat vacant for three years. They're not going to try to move the shop. 486 00:35:06.039 --> 00:35:07.719 They're just going to close it. Yeah, they're just going to close 487 00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:10.239 it. And then Shorts and Sandy's that's not even hers. Is she even 488 00:35:10.280 --> 00:35:13.880 involved? She's kind of involved in that, but yeah, but I don't 489 00:35:13.920 --> 00:35:16.880 think she's super involved in I wonder if that's going to get go anywhere with 490 00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:21.480 this whole scandal bal going. Yeah, probably not. Oh my god, 491 00:35:21.519 --> 00:35:23.800 she watched last week? Yes, it was good. I love how they 492 00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:27.880 edited it. It was it was so good. And speaking of not even 493 00:35:27.920 --> 00:35:30.239 that I want to give him the time of day, but he's been sober 494 00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:32.719 for a month. He why does he want people to feel sorry for him 495 00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:36.280 or feel like, hey, good job, buddy, you know, like 496 00:35:36.280 --> 00:35:38.840 a thirst trap. It does. He's coming to San Diego in concert. 497 00:35:39.559 --> 00:35:44.079 Oh he I would see that. I would not. Would you go with 498 00:35:44.119 --> 00:35:50.360 me? No? Oh? Sandival Tom Sandival from Vanderbank Rules has some random 499 00:35:50.440 --> 00:35:53.360 band. I've seen some clips. He can actually sing. No, that 500 00:35:53.360 --> 00:35:58.039 doesn't mean they're good. I would see it as a fluke. I would 501 00:35:58.039 --> 00:36:00.719 just where do you know where they're coming? Walked John? I don't want 502 00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:02.039 to hear who I need walk out of it? And John? I just 503 00:36:02.119 --> 00:36:06.119 left early because I was tired. She was tired. I was tired. 504 00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:13.559 Um. Netflix just dropped the trailer for a new Jennifer Lopez movie that's being 505 00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:15.519 um, no, thank you on Mother's Day. It's called The Mother. 506 00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:19.760 Have you seen the trailer for it? I could not care less. Is 507 00:36:19.760 --> 00:36:25.679 it not like she plays in Assassin? It's give me a break? Oh, 508 00:36:25.800 --> 00:36:30.800 you both shut up. It looks great. What do you mean it 509 00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:36.360 looks good? Assassin movie was kill Bill? Oh oh no. Columbiana was 510 00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:39.360 really good too. It wasn't that. That was um what's her name? 511 00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:47.960 Um? Not Zoe? You know Zoe's Aldona. It was good. Tomic 512 00:36:49.000 --> 00:36:52.800 Blonde was okay. Yeah, Tomic Blonde was good too. I can tell 513 00:36:52.840 --> 00:36:57.599 that You're just not not my kind of movie. Okay, great, I'd 514 00:36:57.599 --> 00:37:00.119 like to kill Bill. Kill Bill is great? You did? I like 515 00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:06.039 Kill Bill two? That you're right, that was a good movie. That's 516 00:37:06.039 --> 00:37:12.119 the last great like female Assassin movie. Um Disney reportedly cut ties with Dwayne 517 00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:16.920 Johnson as three billion kidnapping lawsuit moves forward. Wait wait, wait what Rock 518 00:37:17.039 --> 00:37:22.440 Johnson? I don't understand what's the three million dollars kidnapping? Disneys severed their 519 00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:30.239 reportedly cut ties with him. What's the story? I'm not sure why? 520 00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:34.480 What's the three million dollars kidnapping? The first I've heard about anything? Why? 521 00:37:34.679 --> 00:37:38.760 Who was kidnapped? Did they claim he kidnapped somebody? No, Eric, 522 00:37:38.800 --> 00:37:42.679 you didn't read the story. You just looked at the headline. Selena 523 00:37:42.760 --> 00:37:50.159 Gomez is Oregon donor. Francis Raina says that she's been bullied NonStop after speaking 524 00:37:50.159 --> 00:37:59.119 out against her XBF because Selena Gomez did not in her documentary Thank You, 525 00:37:59.559 --> 00:38:04.760 Thank You. So there's two stories that I have that are so weird. 526 00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:09.280 Oh wait, I have I have one more thing. Remember Kim Zulziac from 527 00:38:09.400 --> 00:38:15.840 the Housewives of Atlanta. Of course, so her and Kroy are getting a 528 00:38:15.880 --> 00:38:21.000 divorce and they owe one million of back taxes selling their mansion in foreclosure. 529 00:38:21.920 --> 00:38:27.079 They Okay, they must have lived so far above their means. Don't you 530 00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:31.840 think that unreal? The money they spent and they were so in love. 531 00:38:32.039 --> 00:38:38.480 She loved She had like five kids, sure did. All the daughters have 532 00:38:38.559 --> 00:38:43.360 had plastic surgery to look like her. It's so weird and this is right 533 00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:47.280 up your alley. Chloe Kardashian named her boy Tatum her baby. She named 534 00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:52.400 her baby Tatum. So why am I shocked by that? It is normal. 535 00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:53.880 It's too normal, totally normal. I thought it would be something like 536 00:38:53.960 --> 00:38:58.119 potted plant. Well, okay, thank you for that, because you know 537 00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:00.320 I need to know all babies. I know Rihanna, Rihanna, she still 538 00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:04.880 has not she's holding out for you. I am not happy with Brianna. 539 00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:13.559 So this is so weird. Okay. A hotel guest and at a it 540 00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:16.119 was the night manager at a Hilton hotel in Nashville, Tennessee, is under 541 00:39:16.199 --> 00:39:21.960 arrest after one of the hotel's guests claimed the man broke into his room and 542 00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:27.320 began sucking on his toes while he slept. Oh no, I just want 543 00:39:27.320 --> 00:39:31.400 you to all see the picture the toe sucker of the hotel manager. I 544 00:39:31.440 --> 00:39:36.840 could totally see this happening. Okay, if I woke up to this person 545 00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:39.760 sucking my toes, he would get a kick right in the face. I 546 00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:47.519 would be horrified. Oh no, oh no, no, no, that 547 00:39:47.760 --> 00:39:54.280 is that is not a face that I would want to wake up and see. 548 00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:59.440 Oh my god, real quick, I have I looked into the rock. 549 00:40:00.440 --> 00:40:02.519 So he has been named the defendant of one of a couple in a 550 00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:07.079 three billion dollar lawsuit that has moved forward in the court system. It was 551 00:40:07.079 --> 00:40:12.199 filed by Trenisha Trenesha Biggers, who I guess used to be a female wrestler 552 00:40:12.360 --> 00:40:16.960 under by the name Rocca com. She's accusing Johnson several others of kidnapping her 553 00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:25.000 and her children during her time at TNA and wwee, Oh that's interesting. 554 00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:30.000 Why isn't that bigger new Who's I don't know. I think maybe because there 555 00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:32.400 might not be much leg could stand on. There is some speculation that Disney's 556 00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:36.480 decision to cut ties with them is actually unrelated because apparently he was going to 557 00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:40.559 star in the next Art Scabbean movie. Since Johnny Depp is what, oh, 558 00:40:40.639 --> 00:40:44.960 I know, there's a rumor he might actually be coming back to it 559 00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:47.199 though. They just need to kill that franchise. So they said, either 560 00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:52.159 that or they need to bring Johnny back because they can't not have Johnny not 561 00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:53.840 Yeah, but the last one still wasn't good. Either it's the same, 562 00:40:54.440 --> 00:41:00.320 fully rebooted or kill it. Oh my god. So I have something to 563 00:41:00.360 --> 00:41:02.679 show you guys. This is so gross. A friend of mine was in 564 00:41:02.840 --> 00:41:09.119 Nordstrom m This was not in California. Okay, I was gonna say that. 565 00:41:09.880 --> 00:41:16.320 He was trying on shoes and he stuck his foot in one of the 566 00:41:16.360 --> 00:41:19.960 shoes and felt something. He was like, oh my god, what is 567 00:41:20.039 --> 00:41:25.480 that? And he pulled out It's one of those security devices you clipped to 568 00:41:25.480 --> 00:41:36.599 the clothes, along with a used conducting. Somebody had some fun in a 569 00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:39.880 dressing room. Huns. They shoved it in a pair of shoes. Yes, 570 00:41:40.039 --> 00:41:45.079 oh my god, disgusting. Did you hear that? Live Nation is 571 00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:50.800 bringing back Concert Week, which means they're offering twenty five dollars all in tickets 572 00:41:50.840 --> 00:41:55.920 for thirty eight hundred shows. It runs from Wednesday to Tuesday, the sixteenth. 573 00:41:55.960 --> 00:42:00.480 The acts include Janet Jackson, Fallout Boy, Maroon Five, Shania Twain, 574 00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:06.079 Garbage, Ghost, Pink, Rob Zombie and Alice Cooper, Rod Stewart, 575 00:42:06.159 --> 00:42:08.800 Bob Boy, George and Culture Club, Keith Urban, Snoop Dogg, 576 00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:14.119 Wiz, Khalifa, def Leppard and Motley crue l L Cool, j Luke, 577 00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:16.239 Bryan. Uh, I don't know how to say this. Mainshine, 578 00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:20.559 mainskin, that's not how you say it. But I forgot how you say 579 00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:27.440 this guy No One Relevant, Louis tomp Pink, Miranda Lambert, Janet Jackson, 580 00:42:27.639 --> 00:42:30.800 Garbage, Shania Twain. Oh, because they are all way past their 581 00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:35.079 prime. They are no longer in the mainstream like they are. Oh, 582 00:42:35.079 --> 00:42:37.800 oh, man, Rob Zombie, I met him. He was the nicest 583 00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:40.559 guy heat I've heard. Yeah, Oh my god, he was so him. 584 00:42:40.760 --> 00:42:45.320 He and his wife Sherry were so nice. But he looks like he 585 00:42:45.360 --> 00:42:47.400 could kill you. Oh yeah, he made some weird Halloween movies. But 586 00:42:47.559 --> 00:42:52.199 oh yeah, he's cool. Do you want a list of the people that 587 00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:58.800 the National Enquired thinks stink? Celebrities who stink, who look like they stink? 588 00:42:59.000 --> 00:43:00.320 And then I have to tell you these two stories. Okay, they 589 00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:05.519 just look like they stink. Yes. While National Inquired doing some good reporting 590 00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:10.960 as normal. Here we go. Rourke, Oh totally what d Levine? 591 00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:15.639 Oh card Lavine, Yeah, she does grungy. Oh she smokes a lot. 592 00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:21.760 She's a total chain smoker. Bam Marjara. Oh for sure. Somebody 593 00:43:21.840 --> 00:43:27.199 actually met him while they were working at Walmart and he quote had an odor 594 00:43:28.000 --> 00:43:31.480 un post malone. Oh for sure. Yeah. I actually feel like he's 595 00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:34.599 I feel like he looks like it. I feel like he's low key. 596 00:43:35.000 --> 00:43:38.880 It might be the hair. Yeah, okay, Jared Leto, Yeah, 597 00:43:39.559 --> 00:43:45.559 I'm at him at the Oscars and smelled for the Oscars. I feel like 598 00:43:45.639 --> 00:43:46.679 normally I could see him like he's like, oh, you know, I 599 00:43:46.719 --> 00:43:49.480 don't want to wash. I only wash my hair once a week, so 600 00:43:49.599 --> 00:43:52.119 I only shower once a week. You see him at the Met Galah, 601 00:43:52.239 --> 00:43:55.599 Yeah, in that cat costume or whatever that just get it. Just being 602 00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:59.760 in that thing would make you stink. Yeah. True, I actually appreciate 603 00:43:59.800 --> 00:44:01.239 he's the only person that doesn't take the Met gallus seriously. He's like, 604 00:44:01.320 --> 00:44:05.760 whatever, this is a joke. Oh my god. And another thing, 605 00:44:05.840 --> 00:44:07.719 if you guys have not seen the photos of the Met gallot, you have 606 00:44:07.960 --> 00:44:15.679 to look at so ridiculous. I really liked Kendall she looked really hot. 607 00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:21.199 Magal has been stupid in the panties and the sea. No, in the 608 00:44:21.320 --> 00:44:23.400 little um. It was black and she had like a white collar, and 609 00:44:23.519 --> 00:44:29.800 she had these long these these long, and then just her legs. The 610 00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:32.519 dress didn't look good, but she looked good in the dress. Everybody looked 611 00:44:32.599 --> 00:44:40.559 ridiculous. Um kid Rock, Oh he looks like Kesha. Sure, yeah, 612 00:44:40.679 --> 00:44:46.159 well she why does she? Uh? In this song she whirls whiskey 613 00:44:46.239 --> 00:44:50.960 in her mouth before for she brushes her teeth with whiskey. What's the words? 614 00:44:51.000 --> 00:44:55.159 You know? That words a TikTok, TikTok anyway, Marilyn Manson, 615 00:44:57.079 --> 00:45:01.119 Megan Fox, m No, Curtly. I think she probably just always smells 616 00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:06.159 like sex. I was just gonna say that her and machine Gun Kelly at 617 00:45:06.239 --> 00:45:10.920 all like dressing room. That's probably, yeah, for sure. Madonna yeah, 618 00:45:12.440 --> 00:45:17.000 now oh yeah yeah. Charlie Sheen definitely Lindsay Lohan, but not now 619 00:45:17.320 --> 00:45:23.800 No, not a pregnant she looks so cute pregnant. Johnny Depp, Yes, 620 00:45:23.960 --> 00:45:27.599 but he smells good though, like really Okay, I bet I bet 621 00:45:27.679 --> 00:45:31.800 he sprays on a ton of cologne. Matt bad Bunny was wearing an all 622 00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:37.000 white. It was hideous and it had like big white flowers on it. 623 00:45:37.159 --> 00:45:42.639 It was awful. What did you think about Kim Kardashian's like pearls? She 624 00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:46.000 looked she was wearing spans and skims. This is why so dumb. That's 625 00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:49.599 why say I wouldn't dress up for the Oscars either. It's the whole thing's 626 00:45:49.639 --> 00:45:52.079 done. Was it a theme this year? It was? It was Alexander 627 00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:55.960 McQueen. Oh that's right, that's right, um, that you thought looked 628 00:45:57.000 --> 00:46:00.079 good? I loved that outfit. Show show everybody. I love that. 629 00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:07.280 It is so ugly. It's not the worst. I love it hideous. 630 00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:10.280 There's not much there's not much style there though, and then there's the sister 631 00:46:12.679 --> 00:46:15.559 up there too. Pearls are weird. The pearls are a little ugly. 632 00:46:15.639 --> 00:46:19.920 And then Salma Hiak look good though. Yeah. The met Galla is a 633 00:46:20.000 --> 00:46:22.519 joke now it is. It's such a joke. So yeah, do a 634 00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:29.719 LIPA looked great, that's cute. She looked really really good. She's that 635 00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:32.320 good. Look what happens do they raise money at this gala? Do they 636 00:46:32.559 --> 00:46:37.159 thirty granded ticket? And you just go, oh yeah and show off? 637 00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:40.840 And it's the oscars, but nothing cool happens. Okay, yeah, it's 638 00:46:42.039 --> 00:46:45.119 stupid, it's a joke. I hate the met galla. Oh there's there's 639 00:46:45.159 --> 00:46:49.960 bad. There's bad Bunny Matt. If you didn't have the weird thing behind 640 00:46:50.000 --> 00:46:52.119 them, may be fine. Yeah the suit looked great. That the weird 641 00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:59.079 hands looked handsome was just yeah interesting. Okay, So what are your stories? 642 00:46:59.400 --> 00:47:04.199 Oh? So did you guys hear um about Oh I already told the 643 00:47:04.239 --> 00:47:08.960 one about the guy sucking the toes? Did you hear about a girl? 644 00:47:09.119 --> 00:47:15.679 Her name is Natalia Grace and she remember the movie Orphan? Yeah? Good? 645 00:47:16.000 --> 00:47:21.480 So did you hear about this? Um? It just came out. 646 00:47:21.920 --> 00:47:27.880 She was adopted from the Ukraine and she looks like a child and she's a 647 00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:37.239 full blown so this the family, Um this they she was adopted in uh 648 00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:45.039 twenty ten by an Indian couple or sorry, an Indiana couple, and um, 649 00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:58.039 they something was weird. So they said take her back. She's like 650 00:47:58.159 --> 00:48:00.719 she was doing all sorts of things like lashing out and stuff like that, 651 00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:01.360 and they said no, no, no, no, no, take her 652 00:48:01.400 --> 00:48:09.039 back. So she called like CPS or something, and the cops came and 653 00:48:09.159 --> 00:48:15.599 said it, arrested the couple. Oh god, for child neglect and she's 654 00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:19.639 like twenty two years old or something. Oh god, yeah, I've seen 655 00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:22.599 those kind of shows on TLC. It was so weird. Did you hear 656 00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:25.840 about that person who found That's right, I made a mistake. It was 657 00:48:25.920 --> 00:48:30.920 Carl Loggerfeld, not Alexander McQueen. I knew it was a designer that passed 658 00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:32.639 away. It was a Carl logger felt everyone was paying tribute to his cat 659 00:48:32.800 --> 00:48:37.239 because that was okay, that's why candall. Candall did a great job. 660 00:48:37.320 --> 00:48:44.039 Then it wasn't it to think so? Yeah? I cano sorry. Everybody 661 00:48:44.199 --> 00:48:47.719 was Carl Loggerfeld. I love there. I love Carl Lagerfeld. What would 662 00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:54.000 you do if you were taking a little hike through a field near the city 663 00:48:54.280 --> 00:49:00.360 and you found five hundred pounds of cooked pasta in the fourt on your little 664 00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:04.880 walk? What would you do? What? Because that actually happened, snack 665 00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:08.800 five hundred pounds. Somebody found five hundred pounds of cooked pasta next to a 666 00:49:08.960 --> 00:49:14.320 river in New Jersey last month. Who came Nobody knows where it came from. 667 00:49:14.679 --> 00:49:17.000 Where did it come from? And it was a bunch of different kinds 668 00:49:17.039 --> 00:49:22.079 of pasta. There was spaghetti. There was macaroni. Penny probably left as 669 00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:24.000 from some massive event. They didn't want to deal with it, probably five 670 00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:30.480 hundred pounds. That's the ways a lie probably think, Oh does it I 671 00:49:30.599 --> 00:49:36.280 don't. I mean it's like water in it. I want some pasta right 672 00:49:36.360 --> 00:49:42.760 now. I hadn't pasta. Did you go to a restaurant? No, 673 00:49:43.360 --> 00:49:46.159 you made it? Yeah, it was had it at home and um it 674 00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:50.920 with like lamb rac It was so good. Oh you use the lamb. 675 00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:57.280 Yes. And the bucatini is like spaghetti pasta, but it's it looks like 676 00:49:57.320 --> 00:50:01.159 a straw. Oh yeah, hollow. It was no good. I wish 677 00:50:01.440 --> 00:50:07.599 that I had that gene that made me enjoy cooking. When I go in 678 00:50:07.679 --> 00:50:13.440 the kitchen, I feel I have no I've never been attracted to cooking. 679 00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:16.559 I don't really eat all that much. I enjoy food, but I'm not 680 00:50:16.679 --> 00:50:21.960 like a foodie so tight. I just wish I knew like I could whip 681 00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:24.280 something up real quick. Like I don't have that knowledge. You can learn 682 00:50:24.360 --> 00:50:29.360 that. I just don't have the desire. No. It is kind of 683 00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:35.000 like you. It says something in your in your soul. That number nineteen. 684 00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:37.360 I just wish I did I just wish I I just wish I knew. 685 00:50:37.480 --> 00:50:40.840 My mom told me this weekend. She said, you never were interested. 686 00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:44.840 You were never interested in learning how to cook because she can cook up. 687 00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:46.320 She whipped up bunches of meals. I'm like, I wish I could 688 00:50:46.360 --> 00:50:52.000 do that. So great, She's great. I'm going to tell you about 689 00:50:52.199 --> 00:50:54.039 what happened this weekend and why we went to my mom's this weekend, and 690 00:50:54.159 --> 00:50:59.760 why I bought brought Antonio. Yeah, I'll tell you the whole story. 691 00:50:59.800 --> 00:51:05.400 And what happened on Thursday. Oh yeah, there's a it's interesting and I 692 00:51:05.480 --> 00:51:08.599 need your help because we're almost ready to wind down here. Well, do 693 00:51:08.679 --> 00:51:14.119 you want to do this tonight or should we do it on Thursday? Let's 694 00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:16.079 do it Thursday. Yeah, let's do it on Thursday. Oh what is 695 00:51:16.119 --> 00:51:22.880 it? It's uh, Laura Caine? What do you have a blindfold? 696 00:51:23.480 --> 00:51:28.159 Let's don't say another word. We'll say it for Thursday. Okay, it 697 00:51:28.360 --> 00:51:34.679 sounds good. Are not? Baby? I'm thinking not? Remember? Sign 698 00:51:34.800 --> 00:51:37.280 up be a subscriber on Instagram four ninety nine a month, and then you 699 00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:42.480 have a chance to come to lie from Laura's living room to celebrate Brian's one 700 00:51:42.559 --> 00:51:46.639 year anniversary with this, prizes, presentations, roasts, the whole thing be 701 00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:50.840 one of our audience members would be so fun, it would. It's on 702 00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:53.480 the twenty ninth, it's Memorial Day, but it's not till later six thirty. 703 00:51:54.000 --> 00:52:00.800 So there you go, And thank you Ja Wurtzler Capital Growth for sponsoring 704 00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:06.639 the podcast. Follow us on Instagram, Lori Keane after Darker Facebook. I'm 705 00:52:06.679 --> 00:52:09.719 starting to post things on TikTok, so we'll see how that goes. I'm 706 00:52:10.119 --> 00:52:15.199 kind of I'm familiar with your money maker on TikTok. No, I'm not 707 00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:19.639 shaking my money maker anywhere. You could on only fans, only fans. 708 00:52:21.599 --> 00:52:24.079 TikTok's not naughty. TikTok has a bunch of thirst traps. Are you kidding? 709 00:52:24.159 --> 00:52:28.199 Oh? Really? Yeah? And you make money. They make money 710 00:52:28.280 --> 00:52:30.519 that way. Oh I don't know where they get views I don't care about. 711 00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:34.519 Maybe we should call money, we should call the show podcast. There's 712 00:52:34.599 --> 00:52:37.480 Trap after Dark. First Trap after Dark. It's a once a month special 713 00:52:37.559 --> 00:52:43.079 episode. Oh my god, you know what I'll end with this and it's 714 00:52:43.159 --> 00:52:45.960 fine. People can think whatever they want, you know how people it's a 715 00:52:46.039 --> 00:52:53.320 troll alert kind of But I was showing pictures. I was making a like 716 00:52:53.440 --> 00:52:58.679 a logo with like kind of some cartoony pictures of each one of us, 717 00:52:58.760 --> 00:53:00.880 and I was putting it together. I was gonna maybe do something with it. 718 00:53:01.760 --> 00:53:07.920 Someone wrote, you're such a narcissist. What I was like, I'm 719 00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:09.360 like, I'm sorry you feel that way, but thanks for the input. 720 00:53:09.679 --> 00:53:14.719 Why and he goes, it's true or whoever was that? I don't know? 721 00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:20.800 Oh fuck off? And I said, you know what, once you'd 722 00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:22.760 get to know me, I don't think you'd think that way. And he's 723 00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:25.719 like, oh, yes, I would engage, that's what. And I 724 00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:30.880 know I know that I know better than that I know, but I kind 725 00:53:30.920 --> 00:53:38.239 of I was like, what, I'm okay, deigning to respond. Why 726 00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:40.480 didn't I talk to you first? You don't need to talk to me, 727 00:53:40.599 --> 00:53:44.480 just don't talk to them. Why didn't you? You know I would have 728 00:53:44.519 --> 00:53:45.519 handled that, I know, but it was a d M. You would 729 00:53:45.559 --> 00:53:51.480 have. It wasn't a comment, was a DM. I know. Oh 730 00:53:51.559 --> 00:53:54.400 well, there's that. Welcome to my life. Um, okay, do 731 00:53:54.440 --> 00:53:59.199 you have anything else to say? You good? I'm good? Oh my 732 00:53:59.239 --> 00:54:02.119 god, Thursday's going to be epic. It is gonna be good. Should 733 00:54:02.119 --> 00:54:08.719 you tune in. Yeah, baby, love your podcast. I love you 734 00:54:09.280 --> 00:54:14.880 m We had fun the other night on Thursday. I love face masks. 735 00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:19.280 Did you like my house? I love your new place. It is great. 736 00:54:19.639 --> 00:54:22.800 On the eva of producer Brian's birthday, he was not invited. Oh 737 00:54:22.119 --> 00:54:25.400 you weren't invited for um I know, but would you want to do face 738 00:54:25.480 --> 00:54:29.039 masks with us? I don't know. You don't see like the face mask 739 00:54:29.159 --> 00:54:32.760 kind of guy, surprised. I don't often would you be up for doing? 740 00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:37.280 Because we did three masks and we did underrise I know, but our 741 00:54:37.360 --> 00:54:39.079 skin looked amazing. I do do a lot of face care because I have 742 00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:44.480 not single. Next time you're invited, because no, it'll be fun. 743 00:54:44.800 --> 00:54:49.039 We had fun. Actually I did go to Fashion Value or UMTC to go 744 00:54:49.119 --> 00:54:52.519 to the store this week, the kill Store, Kill Store okeels. Yeah, 745 00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:57.559 yea, I know. Okay, you're invited next time. The face 746 00:54:57.639 --> 00:55:00.159 wash. It's so good. Thank you, Matt. Matt's his great show 747 00:55:00.159 --> 00:55:04.760 again. Cross that. We love you. We love you guys, And 748 00:55:04.920 --> 00:55:08.320 all you have to do is sign out that we can start Thursday's pot Yeah, 749 00:55:09.039 --> 00:55:14.280 that's all we need to do. You're so beautiful. Oh my god, 750 00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:20.480 just ended already. I'll say it. If you won't love your podcast, 751 00:55:21.519 --> 00:55:24.360 I love you, my sweet babies. Thank you, you're so nice. 752 00:55:25.000 --> 00:55:30.519 I try. You're lying, I am not Hello, Hello, Hello, 753 00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:35.320 bye guys. It was so good that you joined, and thank you're watching.