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Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look

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he's Okay. Yeah, let me
ask you guys something. How often do

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you guys clean this, well,
this specific part of the mic, so

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not often, even though I have
specifically a lit roller for it, and

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I just it just I do it
when it's so glaringly obvious when I when

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I when I'm editing, and since
I don't do like regular videos anymore,

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I kind of don't notice it.
Yeah. Yeah, every time I clean

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my desk, I clean this really
so once a week. Yeah, no

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way, I don't. Okay,
So when I say clean, I mean

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like properly, like like soak and
soap. I'm not talking about I'm not

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talking about like like pull things off, like actually done that. I've never

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soaked into my wind shield in soap
never, never, once. I recommend

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because I like whenever I every time
I clean my desk everyone, because my

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desk gets sucked up every wee because
I play card games at my desk on

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like webcam and shit. So like
by the time it hits Friday, this

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this Friday, it is more organized
than usually. The thing is I did

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literally maybe maybe clean up probably yesterday. I think I don't remember because you're

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not, you know, a man
man. You know you only do things

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when she too, because literally,
because like I clean up, I clean

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up on my own. But what
happens is that like usually by Friday,

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it's fucked That's like by the end
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by Friday. I feel like I
normal ty for cleaning. I think funny

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for cleaning all the time. But
like then I clean like literally every day.

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So it's like, yeah, dude, it's insane. It's insane.

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Now it's ezy because the way I
used to live before Lily, I could

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not live like that anymore. I
probably get sick of my own area now

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because how much she makes me clean. I feel uncomfortable not cleaning. Yeah,

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yeah, no, Mexicans love cleaning, man. I feel like I

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feel like the only time you should
clean every day is if there's like food

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involved, like just that that's to
me, that's the only thing that is

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a requirement, like don't let food
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say a little bit of clothes was
a little bit of like you should cleaner

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every day, but you shouldn't really
clean deep yeah, yeah, deep clean.

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It's like Sunday deep clean. It's
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generally speaking, like every day I
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things will be out of place,
and there will be like you know,

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I will take things out of where
they're supposed to be, and so like

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even if it's just like five minutes
of just like okay, I'm gonna take

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that and put that away or like
that, it just saves It saves time

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because then otherwise it's just like a
fucking deser and some days I just can't

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do it because I'm so fucking busy, and then like, oh, I've

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got a fucking all my entire room
in my floor, the entire floor of

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my room is covered in clothes because
I just haven't I haven't bothered with it.

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But for us, for us is
like every it's every day we clean

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them. Like if we if we
use the kitchen, we will not go

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to bed with the things in the
kitchen. Sink was like, don't don't

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trifle with the kitchen. Don't trifle
with the kitchen. Kitchen clean at all

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times the kitchen. Unfortunately, Like
dude, I've man some of the apartments

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that we lived in before where things
just were so needlessly fucked. Yeah,

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you just clean the kitchen. That's
when we freak kitchen always clean bathrooms.

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Bathroom was cleaned, but not like
deep cleaned. We usually like we clean

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the bathroom, but we don't like
just get on our knees and scrub every

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day. We do that like on
Saturdays. Dude. I I it took

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me a good three months to get
over like roach related trauma when I lived

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when I started living here in this
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my own, because like every time, for like for three straight months until

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it started to like fade and go
away, I couldn't walk into my kitchen

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at night or in the dark out
turning the lights on first and then staring

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intently at the floor make sure just
to make sure that they weren't fucking on

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the floor and scattering. Because that
was just like exclusively our experience living in

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both the building that we lived in
before our current places and uh, the

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first one that it's that strip of
Burbank, bro, it's that like strip

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going up because everyone I know that's
lived there has had the same problems just

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going that. I don't know,
I think it's just been I think it's

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really just poor fucking management. And
because because there are things like I don't

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understand how you because straight up,
those roaches weren't our fault, straight up

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like actually like for real, genuinely
actually for real, none of it.

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You could argue maybe the first one
maybe, but the second place we had

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nothing to do with that one.
No, the first place even more so

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because the first place we didn't.
We we didn't, and when we moved

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in, we just we moved from
a place with no roaches first off,

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in Glendell, because we had like
the fucking fifth floor or something, some

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ridiculous third floor, but it was
the top of the building. And when

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we moved in, we didn't have
any food. We didn't have food,

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and then they were just there anyway. But they don't even need food to

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survive. They did what do they
eat? Like dust and shit? I

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hate man, roaches. They pissed
me off. Man, They really infuriate

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me. It's usually not most people's
fault. It only takes one dirty,

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disgusting piece of shit, and then
also gold making the next apartment literally playing

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with them, fucking racing, giving
them social security numbers and giving them like

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anime recommendations like a fucking cycle living
among them. I I've been thinking about

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that because I'm the uh so I've
been. I've been I've been trying to

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figure out what would be the best
area to move back in California. I'm

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like, Okay, practically, should
I just make it most convenient for myself

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so when I'm traveling to work will
be a breeze when we're like recording and

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stuff. But then I'm also like, uh, where should what apartments?

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What should I? Because you know, because I I will break a lease.

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I'm not. I can't live with
roaches, you know what I'm saying.

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So if I got one of those
unfortunate situations where you know, the

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the apartment's presentable, they cleaned it
up, so now they're showing it there's

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no roaches, and then as soon
as I settle in then it's like,

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oh here they come, I'm like, nope, fuck you them out.

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You know. It's so I'm trying
to avoid a situation like that. How

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do you avoid a situation like that? I think all you can do is

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talk to the locals, like,
hey, man, uh you know about

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any roach infestations here? Because they're
the only ones that truth genuinely the only

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way to do it is to talk
to the people involved with the building because

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like and by the way, I
mean talk to them in the sense that

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like, don't like Zillow is is
not Zillo's not. This is actually like

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the best place to do it.
To find like apartments that are like that

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are both like cheap or like cheaper
than like where you would find on Zillow,

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but also where you can engage with
a real person who's going to who's

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generally going to be a little bit
more straight up with you than anything else,

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Like they're gonna be like yeah,
because I remember there was one person

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that I was talking to. I
didn't end up taking it because it was

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just kind of like an inconvenient location. But one of the people that I

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was talking to was like, yeah, so we've had we have like an

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ant problem here sometimes, but like
we we have like people here to come

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and we have like people dedicated to
come fix it. It's usually like twice

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a year they'll they'll pop in and
it will be a problem. And I

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was like, I'm surprised you're telling
me this. That's they would never our

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previous managers would never fucking apartment managers
would never tell us anything like that.

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They would just sweep all of it
under because they're just some company. But

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usually like if it's just some guy, it's it's a I don't know,

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that's been a pretty positive experience,
and they'll be pretty upfront with you,

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but yeah, I don't know,
it's it's a It really is a luck

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of the draw kind of situation because
there's no there's really no reason way where

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there really is no reason why my
apartment where it is shouldn't have the same

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number of like like there's no there's
no real geographical reason as to why,

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like this one is roach free and
the other one wasn't. Like it's still

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in a pretty populated area with like
a lot of restaurants around it. They

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there's grocery stores like completely around it, so like there's I don't know,

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I don't get it, but just
luck, you know, some piece of

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ship didn't move in there and that
harbored because a lot of times it'll even

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just be moved in from another area
that has roaches in their luggage, and

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then those roaches start laying eggs and
then build fucking nests and it's like,

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well the place why, that's why
I didn't want to. I'm pretty sure

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that's why you guys Kingston, you
had roaches in your apartment, the one

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that the one that you lived in
with Joe. I'm pretty sure that's why.

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Yeah, because like you took everything
from that apartment, and I was

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like, I remember, I want
to take as little as possible because I

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was like, I didn't I don't
trust any of this, even when you

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guys gave that apartment, when you
guys gave me, you guys gave me

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that table, like when you were
moving out, Like you gave me that

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like metal table, and I took
it because I was like, yeah,

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I need a table. But I
left it outside for weeks because I was

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like, that ship's not coming in
here, so I know for sure.

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It's like being like and I would
go out and I would spray it every

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day with like fucking insecticide and like
wind decks and all this bullshit to make

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sure that apartment. There was one
time right before I moved, remember when

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we were you were staying with me
for like that you said, were you

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like a month with us? For
a long period of time you were just

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with us, hanging out us at
that place. Yeah, there was one

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time where like I was gonna take
a shower and then like sludge came,

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like black sludge came out of the
drain, and I was like, why

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is this happen? I was so
sad strawt and I was like why,

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and just the landlord was like it
just happened sometimes, and I was like,

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it just happened to happen. Insane
answer that was like, Ben,

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I mean, can I move in
with you guys? I was just like

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I was like, hey, guys, you'all got a spare bedroom, right,

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can I please live there? I
can't do this anymore. I was

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so like Kingston, take him to
court, take him to court, Please

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take him. You probably should have. I should have. I probably should

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have lives there is gonna get sucked
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no there was no vents in the
place. The a c was horrible.

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It was terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible apartment dude. Thank god I

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moved out of there and I moved
into a really great apartment after that,

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and then I moved here with this
fucking dope. Yeah, I'm trying to

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move into some like white ship,
dude, Like I'm trying to find like

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and then I'll just have jojo like
fucking take you know, point and then

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so and then I'll show up at
the last second, you know what I

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mean. And then I'm also here. I'm also here ship, you know,

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but like starting No, no,
you already signed the papers, mister.

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I'm sorry. Uh, Derek Pilot
didn't think I'm white. So it's

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all good. Yeah, yeah,
it's good. Maybe you can just kind

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of when she goes in to meet
them, you can like maybe like crouch,

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like get yourself as loaded the ground
as possible and just walk behind her

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and they'll just think of you're her
shadow or something. I'm like, a,

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I'm her shadow, all black,
just in all black, and just

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follow just be like, no,
I'm not an African American male. I'm

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actually this white woman's this white European
woman's shadow. Oh god, I'm actually

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the slavist woman's shadow. In fact, yeah, I know, quite confusing.

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I make you think you scared me, thought you were a black man.

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No, I is not welcome.
Welcome to the Stark Podcast. I

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forgot to say that. So before
we continue, before we go on,

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I do want to mention our merch
store is pretty much done. It's we

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have a launch day of like May
eighteenth, seventeenth. That's where it is

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right now. I ordered some samples
that we'll get here in a couple of

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days, just to test them out
for me for my sake. But that

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link will be on the Patreon for
patrons at some point in the near future,

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so keep an eye out on that, And there's a password for you

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to get in early to potentially you
know, get a lower price on some

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of these and also you might even
get some stuff that's not going to be

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there when the store launches for everybody. Yeah, some eclusive, some exclusive

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ship that the public should never see, but you guys will have access to

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it never some some out of sight. Really I don't so I don't know

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why we haven't done this, But
why do why do we not sell ri

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ip Marcus? Well, why don't
we do that? That is your face?

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So that so here's the here's the
I mean, here's the thing.

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I was going through my I have
like a kind of a merched, like

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pretty much a lot of the merch
it's it's it's saved in my phone in

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like a favorite section. And I
was going through some of the old pieces

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I have and other things, and
I was thinking something similar in the vein

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that I'm like, why the fuck
have I not because my I don't think

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my tea spring or spring whatever the
fuck is active or anything. There's a

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lot of things that could trans translate
over into the podcast itself that I'm like,

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we we you know it just recently. We need to figure that out

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for sure, maybe even make a
two point zero because I did have,

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uh, something that was made a
while a while back, when it happened

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Jesus Christs forever ago, that was
in twenty seventeen, that happened. I

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cut it. That was insane,
dude, I was like, what,

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Derek, Yeah, that was the
craziest thing about that video is I didn't

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I had never spoke in a BEAUTI
pie before because why would I? And

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then uh, he saw a video
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took it easy on him about the
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I don't know this motherfucker, but
I would put money down on it that

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he's not like a seething remember the
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took it easy on him because I'm
like, I'm being honest. I thought

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that shit was fucking funny, and
I put money on it that I think

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this fucking sweetish dude is clearly not
a seething racist. Like I think we

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can calm down and say he said
the game a word because he played too

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much fucking Call of Duty and whatever
else, because it infact you you know,

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you know how it gets when you're
you had a bad round. He

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like, I should probably stop,
you know, I should probably stop.

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I thought I didn't. I wasn't
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was really dumb that he famous dumb. He just he had a moment where

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he forgot that he's one of the
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reverted to like I'm a regular person
and I'm gonna say some horrible ship And

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sometimes you gotta say the worst thing
you could possibly think of. At the

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most, you gotta reset, you
gott I've been in there when you're like

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you've had a bad game and you're
still playing and you know you need to

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reset, Yes you have, you
know you need to reset, but you're

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like, I'm gonna play another game, and it's like everyone around you is

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like, yo, maybe you should
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kind of wilding and then you just
screaming the N word out of the second

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story building. Yeah. Because of
that that, I I did a video

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or something like that, and then
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that, I was like, why
not, I'm gonna ask him if he'll

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be in my wrist in peace Marcus
video, And he shot me a video

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where he was like crying profusely or
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it was just so wild to me
in when shit like that, like it's

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almost like it makes you want to
pay it forward if anybody else ever asked

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you for a favor like that,
because I did the same thing, Like

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I did the same thing when I
asked him, like, hey, can

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you do this real quick? And
then he went a butt pizza above and

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beyond up that pizza thing. Like
that's still when I think about that every

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once in a while, like I
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to me, I would expect spend
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in this sending it and I'd be
like, thank you for your time.

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He's like, nah, I'm gonna
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that was cool, like just not
expecting that. But I can't believe

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that was twenty seventeen. Man with
the funny time, anytime it's not gone.

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Anytime people reach out to me and
ask for like something like somebody that

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I'm like vaguely familiar, I was
like, oh, I know they make

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stuff, and and like, oh, I know that they're like a content

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person in some capacity. I've had
some people reach out and there like hey

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can you do this thing? I
generally try to be like all right,

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I'll yeah, I'll do whatever.
Like I had somebody to like solid JJ

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he does. He does those like
those still animatics of like old cartoons.

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It's really difficult to describe, but
it's like an absurdist like old sixty Superman

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videos and stuff. And he was
like, hey, can I get you

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to do you want to do a
voice for him? I was like yeah,

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and I gave him like five minutes
of the same takes over and over

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again, because I'm just like,
yeah, fucking why not pay it forward

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and just do something cool. Yeah, it's just fun, it's nice.

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Yeah, I'll be honest. I've
turned down some podcasts, but that's about

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it, just because yeah, I'm
not gonna do another podcast. Yeah no,

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it's a little the idea that I
would have no time to do any

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other podcasts and is fucking stack Like
I I can't And I tell him killed

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themselves off the kill yourself, that's
crazy, that's really un necessari Stiz and

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I block them immediately, murder yourself
and you. So that's like before the

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questions, just to let him know, let him know how you feel.

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Right off the bat, before we
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the only topic that we thought to
talk about today because I'm looking on Twitter.

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Ain't nothing happened, Ain't nothing going
on. But Derek wanted to talk

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a little bit more about the fought
Out show. I thought we talked about

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it on the show, but I
guess I don't. I don't. I

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think you know what it is.
I think I talked about it a little

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bit more on Sacred Symbols probably or
like one of those shows. And I

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can't fucking remember where my life begins
where the shows end anymore. So yeah,

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take it away. What is it? What is it that you want

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to I want to say, I
do declare that I won't to talk about

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uh no, So I actually I
gotta I got a lot of people were

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asking they wanted, I guess more
of a clear take on I went on

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a couple of rants. One was
spoiler free on Instagram, and then I

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kind of just did some spoilers on
TikTok with that I deleted because like,

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no, what fucking watches my My
TikTok is like nothing, It's barren.

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Uh. But I've seen everybody give
the show universal praise, and I understand

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why. I totally get it.
But I also I didn't see anybody.

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I guess I'm like, I swear
I'm not autistic man, but like the

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stuff that I'm feeling like I am
because I'm seeing almost nobody saying the pointing

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out the things that were kind of
like bothering me in the show, and

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that had only has to do with
just writing decisions with like moments and like

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uh plot points that were seeing seemed
completely contrived me in ways that it makes

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it very hard for me to enjoy
in other shows, like say, even

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when like The Walking Dead was still
good, people enjoyed season three. I

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use that as an example we've talked
about on the show before, with like

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Mishone versus the Governor. There was
that moment with the machete or not the

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machete, sorry, the katana and
she has him dead to rights and instead

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of just slicing his heat off or
doing whatever, shoving it up his ass

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whatever like that, you know,
just puts it under the neck, tries

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to choke him out with it.
And it's one of those things that is

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still contrived that I'm like, it's
hard for me to focus on anything else

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because that was such a crazy decision
to make. And I feel like there's

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quite a bit of those So,
I mean, admittedly from just what I'm

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seeing from people, it what I'm
seeing from people is that it's there they

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I feel like there's like a zeitgeis
going on. This show did something so

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wonderful that a lot of other shows
didn't do. Like say, obviously,

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most people are comparing the show to
the Halo series because the season two just

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wrapped up not that long ago.
So when they're comparing the fucking garbage that

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happened in the Halo franch the Paramount
Plus series versus the tender love and care

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that is put into this Fallout series, I feel like they've completely looked over

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a lot of conflicting things that have
happened that seem kind of lazy, and

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I would say purposefully lazy, because
there are moments in the show that are

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so masterfully written that I'm like,
this contrast feels like they're different riders working

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on each episode or something, whereas
like the consistency is really fucking weird to

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me in a way that I'm like, that was awesome, What an amazing

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scene. That was great. I'll
just say, because I don't want to

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get a spoiler territory yet, I
will put up something because I have to

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say something. I can't be too
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I've had no problems with this in
the Vaults, everything that has to

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do with the Vaul dwellers, everything
that's gone on with that. I've had

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a wonderful time watching it. There
hasn't been anything where I've been like,

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why the fuck did you do that? Why is this? Why there?

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They would never do that or this
that. It's just been fun. I

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love the characters. I love that
guy that I was actually thinking so Lucy's

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brother, I forget his name from
I know him from him in Montana show

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watch. I was gonna be like, this is I was like, I

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feel like they robbed Chris Reagan of
a role where I was like, I

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was like, I was like,
this is Chris role. Man, I

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look at a different universe, in
the universe that is, like, you

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would have done that if I chose
to become an actor. Unfortunately, I've

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ruined any possible prospect of that ever
happening for me. Yea, not anymore.

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Far too much. It's far too
late now. We just got to

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get alternate timeline. We just got
to like find the right Harvey Weinstein type,

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you know, just do a couple
of things. I'll fuck, I'll

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fuck, I'll fuck the new Harvey
Weinstein and then I'll and then I'll get

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I'll get into the I'll get into
the pictures, you know. Like no,

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I I genuinely I loved seeing him
and honestly, to be look,

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I'm gonna I don't know, man, have we all seen the show?

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I feel like, yeah, I
know you're not done. I know Derek's

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not finished. I'm not completely done. It's it's Amazon Prime, it's all

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out. It's all out. Yeah, Well, we'll let you know when

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when it's I feel like I kind
of just want to talk about it.

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Let's get into it, get into
it and some more specific this is a

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spoilery episode. I'm sorry, but
like I mean, I just I don't

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know how to talk about the show
without somebody can take a weekend to finish

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the show, because I feel like
almost I haven't met anybody else that is

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not done with the show yet because
of the how much hype it's had.

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Like pretty much everyone's like this show, I killed the show. Yeah,

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and yeah, I yeah, I
get it, but like, dude,

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I love Yeah, Moist's areas is
so good in this, Like it was

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so nice to see. I like
seeing characters like this because it's so like

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archetypically, like not standard, like
the idea that I love, the idea

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that it's him and that big like
the chet guy yeah, and chests like

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the cow Chet's like kind of like
the coward league the Giant pussy. Yeah,

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it's so it's I love that dynamic
between them. It's just like this

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is such a good It's so you
don't see this really. It feels so

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scoopy do at moments, but it's
really fun. You know. Yeah,

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there's kind there kind of is even
with the whole mystery, like the whole

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like solving ship. Actually yeah,
but yeah, I don't know. I

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I think, uh, overall,
I think it's the issue with the fall

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of show and it's and I think
it's why they chose to release it all

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at once. And to be fair, like, I don't know if this

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is this could be a problem with
the show, I guess if you look

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at it in that way, But
they definitely needed to release it all at

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once because I think I don't know
if it works individual like week to week.

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I'm not sure if it works as
well as it does as like a

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cohesive whole. There are certain episodes
where like, like I genuinely feel like

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the first five episode or the first
four and a half episodes are like building

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up to where the show like kind
of like fucking lets itself loose. And

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so there's like four episodes of setup
basically and like kind of like, oh,

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what's this mystery and like what are
these characters or what are they doing?

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And like how does that make sense? And like oh, if there's

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like a weird thing that happens,
like how does that come into play later?

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Because most of it does, and
that's kind of like the thing about

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it where it's like it's not really
it's kind of like it feels like a

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movie, like a really long movie, more than it does like a TV

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show. I'm not really sure hells
to describe it, but this is as

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a week to week show in the
same way that like a lot of other

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shows work, and that might be
a problem with it, but in the

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way that it's been in the in
the in the wake of its success,

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do you think it will be released
episodically in in uh weekly uh in season

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two? That I think, yeah, I think now you can, because

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you've established it and you know what
I mean, Like everybody kind of like

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if they wanted to get into it, like they could just like binge the

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first season, it would all be
out and all the characters that are established,

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all the mysteries established, like the
world is established. I think though,

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to get people on board with a
video game adaptation that people are like

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pretty skeptical about. Like I remember
watching the first episode and I thought like,

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yeah, that was pretty good.
And I remember watching the second episode

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and being like, yeah, that
was fun. And I don't think it

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was really until like episode five that
it was like yo, or like episode

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six where it was like, this
is fucking crazy actually, like when and

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I still had a good time before
then. I still genuinely, like really

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really liked it before that, but
like those were the episodes and like the

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finales fucking great. So like I
really think it's a matter of like how

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it how it all ties together and
how it wraps up. But I do

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know what you're talking about, Like
there are some things that I would see

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that, like things that I thought
would be callbacks that weren't like for me,

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Like I remember, I remember specifically
there was a scene where Lucy's kind

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of like she's camping out at night
and she likes she likes a fire,

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and then it's like a warning.
It's like set up to be like a

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warning where it's like, hey,
don't do that, but like it kind

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of never there's no there's no there's
no pay that really at all. It's

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not really the biggest deal when you
compared to I don't know, because the

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rest of the show, the rest
of the show is so fucking good,

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but like that is it is weird
that they made a point to point that

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out and then just not do anything
character though there are character the problem understand

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what you mean though something you know
you can introduce them without doing that.

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Though, that's why so weird,
Like there's the moments like this though,

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and that's what that that's what this
is what's tripping me up. I guess

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that every episode and and and I
and I will say I didn't realize it

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until a few episodes in that the
President was kind of set since the very

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beginning in the first episode when Lucy
is fighting for her life against the raider.

407
00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:29.680
When when that happens, the whole
the entire sequence, I was completely

408
00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:32.519
okay with because I'm like, well, obviously she's not gonna fucking die,

409
00:28:32.599 --> 00:28:34.079
that's stupid. It's just like,
okay, how's she gonna get out of

410
00:28:34.119 --> 00:28:38.519
this cleverly? I was kind of
hoping that it was gonna be that,

411
00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:41.519
you know, it's almost like an
anime thing. And they they did do

412
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:45.480
the little pause to think that,
oh, maybe she stabbed the raider,

413
00:28:45.519 --> 00:28:48.279
but no, she got stabbed,
which is kind of like the the twist.

414
00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:52.799
Oh you were expecting him to get
stabbed and that's how he gets finished,

415
00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:55.359
but she got stabbed and then he's
like trying to choke it. So

416
00:28:55.519 --> 00:28:59.279
this is where I was already kind
of like retroactively thinking about it of how

417
00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:03.640
uh this raider is he like the
dumbest person on earth where where he had

418
00:29:03.640 --> 00:29:07.279
her dead to rights and he just
didn't kill her, And I would expect

419
00:29:07.279 --> 00:29:08.920
the riding to just do a better
job on how for her to get out

420
00:29:08.920 --> 00:29:12.279
of the situation and why I'm even
him picking this at all? Fine,

421
00:29:12.440 --> 00:29:15.359
then didn't she get the thing and
hit him in the face, break it

422
00:29:15.440 --> 00:29:19.880
and then his jaw open? So
here's the other thing he gets, He

423
00:29:19.880 --> 00:29:26.279
he survives, he survives. That
was stupid, but still even what I

424
00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:30.240
mean is he didn't do an irradiated
free from the surface. I haven't put

425
00:29:30.279 --> 00:29:33.160
it. He didn't do any he
didn't hold on, hold on, hold

426
00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:37.799
on favor, so he didn't he
didn't do any type of killing blow,

427
00:29:37.920 --> 00:29:41.519
which you're a raider, you would
have just killed her. But obviously for

428
00:29:41.599 --> 00:29:45.559
the show, she had the plot
armor. But I'm just saying this happens

429
00:29:45.960 --> 00:29:49.759
in the show a lot, and
I'll get to it later that there are

430
00:29:49.920 --> 00:29:52.880
better ways to write this than I'm
like, because I expect her to survive,

431
00:29:53.079 --> 00:29:56.880
obviously she needs to make it to
a specific destination. But like,

432
00:29:57.000 --> 00:30:02.200
let's just make it more believable,
and it just seems lazy that he just

433
00:30:02.240 --> 00:30:04.400
stabbed her and then I'm just gonna
try to choke her or something, stab

434
00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:07.240
her again, stab her, you
know, you finish her. You would

435
00:30:07.279 --> 00:30:11.759
logically try to finish her, but
instead you wrote it in a way that

436
00:30:11.799 --> 00:30:15.559
it's just so fantastical that it kind
of takes me out of it a little

437
00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:19.400
bit. And this happens in every
single episode. There is something that I'm

438
00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:23.000
like, here is a very pivotal
moment where this person most likely should have

439
00:30:23.079 --> 00:30:27.720
died in all logic, but then
they do something lazily that they survive in

440
00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:30.240
a way where I'm like, damn, that could have been written so much

441
00:30:30.279 --> 00:30:33.759
better, And then it kind of
takes me out of it a little bit.

442
00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:37.400
And to me, moments like that
dragged down the show and it just

443
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:40.440
makes me enjoy it less. And
then I guess where I felt a little

444
00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:45.119
bit, because I'll give more examples, but I just felt a little bit

445
00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:48.319
like, oh, that's weird.
I don't I see people doing this all

446
00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:52.599
the time when they'll shit on other
shows, even when they're great shows,

447
00:30:52.640 --> 00:30:56.400
They'll they'll point out these fucking retarded
moments, and I saw nobody doing that,

448
00:30:56.440 --> 00:30:59.160
and I kind of felt like,
oh, I think people are just

449
00:30:59.240 --> 00:31:03.519
so grateful for this series that like
they are completely looking past moments like this.

450
00:31:04.359 --> 00:31:10.240
And that's just how I feel,
because I because I when anytime you

451
00:31:10.279 --> 00:31:12.960
bring up like a mashone, or
you bring up like dumb shit that happened

452
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:17.440
towards the latter seasons of Game of
Thrones, people are like, yeah,

453
00:31:17.640 --> 00:31:21.160
unanimously, like I can't believe they
fucking did that. Why would they fucking

454
00:31:21.200 --> 00:31:26.240
do that in a way that like
say, they're already upset, so of

455
00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:29.200
course they're gonna point out all of
the shit that's pissing them off. But

456
00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:32.119
when you're in a good mood,
you can kind of overlook a lot of

457
00:31:32.160 --> 00:31:36.279
shit that's like glaringly and you know
that it just gave one example. I

458
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:38.319
like, that's just one. I
haven't there are way worse examples than just

459
00:31:38.359 --> 00:31:41.240
that. They're way worse. I
haven't even like, well, let me

460
00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:45.160
just let me say what you have
to say and then I'll continue after.

461
00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:49.759
Well, I mean to me,
if it's if it's a precedent set from

462
00:31:49.759 --> 00:31:53.119
the very beginning, I get why
something like that would drag down the Walking

463
00:31:53.160 --> 00:31:56.279
Dead because it just kind of happens
out of nowhere in season three, but

464
00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:57.160
then it kind of like if it's
there from the beginning, it's kind of

465
00:31:57.200 --> 00:32:01.519
like there as like a stylistic thing. Actively I noticed that, like say,

466
00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:05.799
it didn't, I didn't. I
couldn't have known right away, Like

467
00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:08.920
say, I just thought like,
uh, that was fine, And I

468
00:32:08.960 --> 00:32:13.480
didn't think that that was gonna happen. Hold, let me just finish my

469
00:32:13.519 --> 00:32:16.079
sins and I'll let you go.
Like I didn't know that that was gonna

470
00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:22.240
keep continue happening. So retroactively,
I understood, oh, this series,

471
00:32:22.640 --> 00:32:27.359
it's just gonna be littered with this
shit, and so I had and I

472
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:31.359
didn't know that because the way people
glowingly talked about the show. People that

473
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:36.880
I know who fucking tear shows down
for stuff like this just ignored all of

474
00:32:36.880 --> 00:32:37.920
it. And I'm like, oh, so I was just kind of taken

475
00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:42.000
by surprise. I guess, yeah, yeah, what were you gonna say?

476
00:32:42.720 --> 00:32:45.359
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm kind of
in the middle with that, because,

477
00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:51.720
uh, when it comes to shows
like Walking Dead, Walking Dead from

478
00:32:51.720 --> 00:32:55.119
the beginning. In the beginning,
there was a lot more like groundedness in

479
00:32:55.200 --> 00:32:59.440
the react the way people were interracted
with stuff, you know, like it

480
00:32:59.559 --> 00:33:02.480
was like, oh Rick had died
any moment because he almost dies, Like

481
00:33:02.519 --> 00:33:07.160
the first episode of Walking Dead is
it's like peak television, Like when he

482
00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:09.279
goes into the tank and he has
to crawl under and get into the bottom

483
00:33:09.559 --> 00:33:13.599
and he fights the guy that ends
up playing Darth Mall that played Darth Mall

484
00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:15.680
like three times voice acting, and
he shot him in the head and he

485
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:22.480
was like the head was ringing in
the freaking tank. You guys know that

486
00:33:22.480 --> 00:33:27.880
was that was the guy that played
Dark for that. I literally just know

487
00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:30.680
that he was also from being human. It's pretty he was ating from being

488
00:33:30.720 --> 00:33:35.599
humans crazy, Like even when I
see him at cons, he usually dresses

489
00:33:35.720 --> 00:33:39.599
up like he usually fucking goes as
Darth Ball like because he's like fucking I've

490
00:33:39.599 --> 00:33:44.079
never seen him as Mall and the
cons, but that's a that's a different

491
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:49.720
everything. But it was so that
whole such direction. And then when he

492
00:33:49.759 --> 00:33:52.799
met Glenn, like that was such
a like jaw biting, like fuck,

493
00:33:52.960 --> 00:33:58.119
this is like really intense thing.
Not for Fallout. I think Fallout had

494
00:33:58.359 --> 00:34:04.000
uh some moments that could have been
used better, but none of them were

495
00:34:04.079 --> 00:34:07.759
like this is horrible you know,
like this is like horribly done. I

496
00:34:07.839 --> 00:34:12.679
think that the moment, the moment
with the fire could have been done better.

497
00:34:12.719 --> 00:34:15.599
I think that was just dumb.
Didn't really affect it for me,

498
00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:17.119
but I thought it was dumb.
But there are moments that like it,

499
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:23.079
Like, here's a I'll just try
to like start with the biggest one,

500
00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:29.000
start with the biggest one. Okay, so the biggest one. I feel

501
00:34:29.039 --> 00:34:36.960
like we're there. What annoyed me
so much? Is this? This annoyed

502
00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:40.559
me a lot. Lucy gets away
from what's the ghoul's name? What Walton

503
00:34:40.559 --> 00:34:45.480
Goggins? What's his name? The
ghoul on the show, Cooper, Cooper

504
00:34:45.519 --> 00:34:51.199
Howard. His name is Walton,
Yeah, Walton Goole, Walton Goggins,

505
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:57.280
Gulton Goggins. Uh, you know, is fucking torturing this lady. I'm

506
00:34:57.320 --> 00:35:00.760
gonna say this whole entire sequence and
then I'll talk about Maximus. So I'm

507
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:05.239
gonna do Lucy in them. So. Uh. She has a moment where

508
00:35:05.280 --> 00:35:07.480
she breaks free because he's starting to
get all fucked up, because he's starting

509
00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:14.280
to turn feral. She runs,
and then for the sake of the show

510
00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:17.159
and the cinematography, she stops dead
in her tracks. Where she sees the

511
00:35:17.199 --> 00:35:22.480
destillation, the desolation and the destruction
in the distance. And you know,

512
00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:28.519
as an audience, of course we're
supposed to take that in as her the

513
00:35:28.639 --> 00:35:31.840
character that is running for her life. To stand there long enough for her

514
00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:37.800
to allow to be lassoed drove me
insane, because you need to think about

515
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:42.280
it in a logical sense, like
if you're writing a story, the next

516
00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:45.480
thing you're gonna do is break in
another direction. If you can't go that

517
00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:47.199
cause you're running for your life,
you don't have time to take in the

518
00:35:47.239 --> 00:35:52.519
scene like the audience does. So
I don't mind her getting captured. That

519
00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:54.400
is the point, that is the
conclusion. So I need her to be

520
00:35:54.480 --> 00:35:58.760
captured in a more realistic way,
like she gets flanked at some point,

521
00:35:58.920 --> 00:36:02.960
or she's trying to hide and he
finds something that's more than just this payoff

522
00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:07.599
for the audience itself, because it
takes me out of it because I'm thinking,

523
00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:10.079
what's she gonna do next? Oh, she stands there and then slow

524
00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:15.119
motion gets lassoed, and I'm like, that was fucking stupid because and this

525
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:17.960
is and people don't think about this
because if she escapes, it changed the

526
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:23.400
entire dynamic of what happens next,
which is her being fucking sold off to

527
00:36:23.400 --> 00:36:28.480
get her organs harvested. That is
like an entire lead up to something.

528
00:36:28.679 --> 00:36:31.840
It would change the entire outcome,
and furthermore, I want to continue with

529
00:36:31.880 --> 00:36:36.679
that. So she ends up,
you know, with snipstif, which finally

530
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:39.719
Matt Barrier is like, hey,
Matt Verry awesome. So fucking snip Snip

531
00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:45.519
sedates her. Oh she's fucked.
Oh wait, no, she's not fucked

532
00:36:45.519 --> 00:36:50.760
because she gets sedated briefly and wakes
up right as she's about to get her

533
00:36:50.840 --> 00:36:54.360
organs harvested, which miraculously allows her
to escape in a way that I'm like,

534
00:36:54.639 --> 00:36:58.800
am I supposed to be the dumbest
person on earth? Like? Okay,

535
00:36:58.840 --> 00:37:01.920
so does Snipstip only sedate people long
enough to where they can wake up

536
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:07.039
and then be harvested, And she's
the only one that's ever escaped, Like

537
00:37:07.280 --> 00:37:09.519
I know, she's not supposed to
get an organs harvested. Write it better

538
00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:14.800
for her to escape in a more
logical way. Then why would you not

539
00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:19.679
have her sedated the entire time and
just harvest organs? Like like I'm supposed

540
00:37:19.679 --> 00:37:22.519
to just fucking be so stupid as
an audience memory to be like, yeah,

541
00:37:22.559 --> 00:37:25.840
that happened, Like it's just I
don't think I have a problem with

542
00:37:25.880 --> 00:37:30.480
that moment in particular. I think
I think maybe the running away moment,

543
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:31.880
I could be like, all right, cool, like I get it.

544
00:37:31.960 --> 00:37:37.719
Like so you think you think it's
totally running to like say, for example,

545
00:37:38.079 --> 00:37:43.280
be sedated and wake up miraculously,
right, is you about to get

546
00:37:43.320 --> 00:37:46.960
your organs harvested and then to miraculously
escape? That seems like a reasonable thing

547
00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:52.480
to you. It's it's it's not
reasonable, but it's a plot point,

548
00:37:52.519 --> 00:38:05.079
you know, Like it's a plot
So come actually you go yeah, you

549
00:38:05.199 --> 00:38:09.039
go ahead. Well I was gonna
say, I think I actually fundamentally disagree

550
00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:12.320
because everything that you're mentioning right now, I feel I do feel kind of

551
00:38:12.360 --> 00:38:17.800
like is why I like the show, And it's because Fallout isn't really like

552
00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:22.280
I guess to me that just the
video game nature of the world itself that

553
00:38:22.320 --> 00:38:25.880
I've played so many times, you
know, to me, I think about

554
00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:30.920
I think about I think about shows
like Walt like Breaking Bad, where I'm

555
00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:35.679
like, none of this makes sense, like actually, zero of Breaking Bad

556
00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:39.800
makes any logical sense at all,
Like why would this random white chemistry teacher

557
00:38:39.840 --> 00:38:45.000
be a better drug dealer than like
the entire fucking cartel. It makes none

558
00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:50.039
of it genius, I guess,
you know, as well as I like

559
00:38:50.039 --> 00:38:57.920
like el Musk is to drug.
To me, the thing that doesn't make

560
00:38:58.000 --> 00:39:00.320
sense is him becoming a super villain
and like less than a year or whatever

561
00:39:00.320 --> 00:39:04.079
it was. That's the thing that
doesn't make sense to me. I don't

562
00:39:04.119 --> 00:39:07.079
I don't somebody being extremely a genius
because a lot of people that are really

563
00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:12.800
smart don't get to the drug trade. So I don't really him being very

564
00:39:12.840 --> 00:39:15.119
good at what he does by him
being a fucking super villain and that short

565
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:19.840
amount of time being a normal GROSSI
and then going from a super That's the

566
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:22.199
part where I'm like, all right, all right, but so but so

567
00:39:22.239 --> 00:39:23.280
what so? What I mean is
so? What I mean by that is

568
00:39:23.320 --> 00:39:28.639
like, when there are decisions like
that that don't make sense, what do

569
00:39:28.679 --> 00:39:35.280
they What do they offer in return
for their lack of like real world logic?

570
00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:37.360
I guess, like, what does
it offer? And that is like

571
00:39:37.519 --> 00:39:39.239
sad to me, Like when I
see Lucy, when I see Lucy running

572
00:39:39.320 --> 00:39:42.800
and she she does that pause or
whatever, and she's like taking in the

573
00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:46.199
wasteland. That's really that's a really
naive and stupid thing to do. But

574
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:50.480
that's also like where that character is
at that point, Like she's a very

575
00:39:50.559 --> 00:39:54.679
naive, like her brain's fucking fried
from like wandering through the desert and so

576
00:39:54.760 --> 00:39:58.639
like for me, like my suspensive
disbelief is so enough so that like,

577
00:39:58.679 --> 00:40:02.079
okay, I could see somebody not
thinking straight enough to be like to be

578
00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:06.000
surprised by like what they're seeing and
be like what the fuck is going on?

579
00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:09.760
And then have a fucking superpowered ghoule
take them down. And in that

580
00:40:09.800 --> 00:40:13.760
moment of weakness, I can I
can understand like, oh, well,

581
00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:20.480
if she's waking up conveniently right when, right when the the the robot is

582
00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:24.480
about to fucking cut her up,
that is very silly. But is it

583
00:40:24.639 --> 00:40:30.119
more of like I don't know,
I almost wonder if it's like establishing the

584
00:40:30.239 --> 00:40:37.119
general level of incompetence in the wasteland
more than it's necessarily like, because what

585
00:40:37.320 --> 00:40:40.119
maybe people do wake up all the
time during the mister Handy thing and he's

586
00:40:40.239 --> 00:40:49.360
and they just because they're no.
But look at that, how it's you

587
00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:52.880
were compensating for bad writing. That
is what that is no, I think

588
00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:59.800
I'm I'm I just think I'm engaging. If you took English in high school,

589
00:40:59.800 --> 00:41:01.920
then you would have to agree with
that that is something that you study

590
00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:06.599
that when you when the audience has
to feel in so many gaps, when

591
00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:10.840
you're not purposefully doing that because they're
not they're not purposefully doing that. I'm

592
00:41:10.840 --> 00:41:14.519
gonna leave it up to your interpretation. No, when you need to fill

593
00:41:14.559 --> 00:41:16.119
up these gaps that they did not
convey to you, when you all you

594
00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:22.760
need to do five ten seconds letting
them know, like the level of incompetency

595
00:41:22.400 --> 00:41:28.079
would be like something where there would
be emphasis on that sedation or when you're

596
00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:30.480
about to be sedated, that there
is something off about it is all you

597
00:41:30.519 --> 00:41:35.199
need to know that. It's like
keys you into this is gonna go fucking

598
00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:38.960
awry in a way that just writing
just like you just establish this shit and

599
00:41:39.000 --> 00:41:42.559
then when all hell breaks loose to
something, you're like, oh, there's

600
00:41:42.599 --> 00:41:45.440
the payoff. That was great.
I just feel like there's things that when

601
00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:49.199
people are kind of trucking forward,
people ask questions about these things, and

602
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:52.079
they'll just kind of show you off
and be like, I don't care,

603
00:41:51.920 --> 00:41:54.559
you're too lazy, You're too already
set in stone with what you wrote,

604
00:41:54.559 --> 00:41:59.719
and you don't want to fix it. And I feel like even just right

605
00:41:59.760 --> 00:42:02.760
after that, just right after the
scene where she's now threatening those dudes,

606
00:42:02.800 --> 00:42:07.760
those stoner dudes that are running the
operation, and like that is like in

607
00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:12.519
a way that it annoyed me again
that she like let the ghules out and

608
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:15.119
then they obviously don't want to let
the pharaoh ones out, because no,

609
00:42:15.239 --> 00:42:19.400
but that's not that's not an annoying
point. The only goal she interacted with

610
00:42:19.719 --> 00:42:22.159
was one that was not intense.
I didn't even say anything. What are

611
00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:29.000
you talking about? I'm not even
the right right, right right, so

612
00:42:29.599 --> 00:42:31.079
you agreement, you didn't say it, you didn't say anything. So yeah,

613
00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:34.480
she lets them out, and then
she's like, I said all of

614
00:42:34.519 --> 00:42:37.400
them, let all of them out. And then so one of them tries

615
00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:40.280
to speak up to be like why
I can't, but then she shoots that

616
00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:45.800
stuff like that draino ship that like
it's like acid essentially, and that is

617
00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:52.239
enough for them to just do it. Well, knowing that anybody else in

618
00:42:52.239 --> 00:42:57.719
that situation would be like, all
right, two things, those pharaoh guls

619
00:42:57.760 --> 00:43:04.440
are going to disembowel us. I
need to convey this more than just being

620
00:43:04.480 --> 00:43:07.639
threatened by this shit. It is
more important that I have. If I

621
00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:09.679
open this, I am to their
sudden death. I am going to die.

622
00:43:10.280 --> 00:43:13.800
There is a chance that I am
not going to die with this lady

623
00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:17.440
that is threatening me. I need
to convey that we're going to die.

624
00:43:19.119 --> 00:43:22.559
And it was enough to just be
frightened by that juicy shit to be like

625
00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:25.119
I'll just kill myself and open it. And then not only that, when

626
00:43:25.199 --> 00:43:29.440
the faralh Guls come out, they
then whip out their guns and start shooting

627
00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:31.639
at them. Didn't try shooting at
Lucy. Didn't even care that she was

628
00:43:31.679 --> 00:43:36.119
a threat even though she escaped getting
her organs harvested. Anybody who was about

629
00:43:36.159 --> 00:43:39.000
to get their organs harvest and that
escaped from that situation or obviously gonna be

630
00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:43.039
pissed off for you to just be
sitting there like as if she's not a

631
00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:46.719
threat. The entire situation in that
moment was so fucking stupid to me,

632
00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:52.800
Like everybody behaved just absolutely retarded in
a way that, like I said,

633
00:43:52.800 --> 00:43:55.559
you have to suspend your disbelief so
much, And I feel like that can

634
00:43:55.559 --> 00:44:00.440
be written so much better, so
much better, much better I know what

635
00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:04.000
you're saying, Like I get like, I think I would have written it

636
00:44:04.000 --> 00:44:07.679
maybe differently. I probably would have
written that scene almost identically, except I

637
00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:10.559
think I probably would have had her
shoot the other guy by accident and then

638
00:44:10.599 --> 00:44:13.880
like feel really bad about it and
then like freak the other guy out and

639
00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:15.280
be like what the fuck and then
he just like panics and like lets him

640
00:44:15.320 --> 00:44:19.679
loose or something. So it would
still be like funny, it would still

641
00:44:19.679 --> 00:44:22.039
be it would it would still be
like a humorous moment. It would still

642
00:44:22.039 --> 00:44:24.599
be like naivete on her part.
Yeah, and it would still it would

643
00:44:24.920 --> 00:44:28.360
I don't know, but but I
don't know who's to say that would even

644
00:44:28.360 --> 00:44:30.719
be there? I guess to me, I just look at it like there

645
00:44:30.760 --> 00:44:35.239
are I wouldn't say that like the
Fall Show is like perfect television by any

646
00:44:35.239 --> 00:44:37.360
stretch of the imagination, you know
what I mean, Like there's there's definitely

647
00:44:37.360 --> 00:44:40.840
flaws in it. But I think
a lot of like a lot of this

648
00:44:40.880 --> 00:44:44.159
stuff does kind of come down to
like, well, what do I want

649
00:44:44.159 --> 00:44:45.679
to see? It's like, yeah, I want to see kind of a

650
00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:49.079
I kind of want to see this
happen, and I do want I do

651
00:44:49.199 --> 00:44:52.679
understand, like wanting to have like
a more naturalistic through line, but at

652
00:44:52.679 --> 00:45:04.159
the same time fallouts never there's so
much absurd, like is so so absurd

653
00:45:04.360 --> 00:45:09.960
as a universe, like both like
what individual what individual characters are able to

654
00:45:09.960 --> 00:45:14.079
do in that universe is fucking staggering. And so to me, it's just

655
00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:15.800
like, Okay, I want to
see that then in the show. I

656
00:45:16.119 --> 00:45:19.519
don't want to not see that I
wanted to. I don't care if I

657
00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:24.239
don't care if the Ghoul is like
uncharacteristically like invincible or like like could get

658
00:45:24.280 --> 00:45:29.320
himself out of like that's insane,
Like that's not because he's the Ghoul.

659
00:45:29.440 --> 00:45:35.719
The the the the the the the
laws of the universe and the writing and

660
00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:39.760
good writing are not the same thing. Like so sweety, remember recently we

661
00:45:39.760 --> 00:45:45.159
were kind of jizzing over X Men
ninety seven in episode five. Yeah,

662
00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:51.960
amazing that the X Men universe is
the dumbest fucking bullshit ever. The fact

663
00:45:52.000 --> 00:45:55.920
that you're we don't need to even
go into how stupid it is. It

664
00:45:57.000 --> 00:46:01.320
is the dumbest shit ever. But
that episode particular, and X ninety said

665
00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:05.639
it has been fantastic. Episode five
was so fucking impactful to me. It

666
00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:10.559
was such a brilliant fuck. It
was just masterful and in that way that

667
00:46:10.599 --> 00:46:15.000
I'm like in with all the goofy
shit that still happen in that universe,

668
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:20.960
it is just written extremely well.
And I feel like most people understand this,

669
00:46:21.519 --> 00:46:23.079
but I feel like so many people. I think it's a zeitgeist right

670
00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:28.440
now, Like people are so hyped
on the show that they completely don't care

671
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:30.800
about these things, Like I haven't
even meant, I haven't mentioned maximists,

672
00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:32.599
and look at I want to say
this, I think they care. I

673
00:46:32.639 --> 00:46:36.199
think they care. I just I
just think I think they care. I

674
00:46:36.239 --> 00:46:37.440
just think it's a matter of like
whether or not they care enough to let

675
00:46:37.440 --> 00:46:39.960
it detract from their enjoyment from the
overall thing. And I think that's probably

676
00:46:40.119 --> 00:46:45.079
I feel like they probably do care
when it comes to things. That why

677
00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:49.159
I say it's a zeitgeist is because
when there are shows that have like in

678
00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:52.760
the zeitgeist, like say, when
we're all kind of like in our feels

679
00:46:52.800 --> 00:46:57.480
about it, like this shit sucks
ass or whatever, then it's go time

680
00:46:57.880 --> 00:47:02.599
to nitpick the fuck out of these
glaring shoes. Oh people. Yeah,

681
00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:06.760
no, people definitely nitpick things,
but that's kind of the that's kind of

682
00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:10.159
the That's exactly what I'm saying,
is like the cost of having a good

683
00:47:10.239 --> 00:47:14.119
Like that's the cost of making something
good or making something bad. If you

684
00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:16.920
make something good with a lot of
flaws, people are probably not going to

685
00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:20.320
nitpick as as much. It's the
same thing as like breaking bad or like

686
00:47:20.320 --> 00:47:22.400
there's like plenty things you could nitpick
about breaking like the whole like how did

687
00:47:22.400 --> 00:47:30.159
he survive that explosion when he throws
the fucking like there's there's there's a lot

688
00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:34.880
of things about there's a lot of
things that make no sense about that show.

689
00:47:35.000 --> 00:47:37.360
But but it's so good that you're
like, you know what, I'm

690
00:47:37.400 --> 00:47:40.960
having such a good time with these
characters and in this world that like that's

691
00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:45.440
fine, Like it's totally fine to
me that he builds like an automatic machine

692
00:47:45.440 --> 00:47:49.679
gun out of the back of a
fucking old car and no one is suspicious

693
00:47:49.719 --> 00:47:52.760
of it. Like it's cool,
and there is there is a rule.

694
00:47:52.719 --> 00:47:57.079
Let me hear this, There is
a there is a rule of cool that

695
00:47:57.159 --> 00:48:00.440
I do think like some people follow
a little bit. I think the Marble

696
00:48:00.599 --> 00:48:02.199
the Marvel universe maybe follows it a
little bit too much, Like they follow

697
00:48:02.239 --> 00:48:05.119
it so much to the point where
it like it kind of gets in the

698
00:48:05.159 --> 00:48:07.800
way of like kind of everything where
it's like, why the like the whole

699
00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:10.920
nanotech stuff, Like I don't even
think that's cool enough to justify how lame

700
00:48:12.000 --> 00:48:15.079
and boring it is in practice,
but like that's like a personal opinion.

701
00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:19.599
Uh, I do think there's like
a rule of cool aspect to it where

702
00:48:19.639 --> 00:48:22.880
it's like, yeah, you have
the Halo Show where like I saw things

703
00:48:22.920 --> 00:48:25.400
in the Halo Show where I was
like, that's it's not even that that's

704
00:48:25.440 --> 00:48:31.480
a bad idea, it's just that
this decent idea is surrounded by everything else

705
00:48:31.519 --> 00:48:37.840
that sucks, and so because of
that, even this decent idea sucks and

706
00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:42.159
I'm gonna rip it the fuck apart. And that's kind of like what's happening

707
00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:44.599
in reverse with the Fallout show.
And like I would say, other shows

708
00:48:44.599 --> 00:48:46.800
that are just enjoyable and like kind
of fun to watch and wrap up satisfyingly,

709
00:48:46.880 --> 00:48:52.480
is that yeah, go ahead,
I do. I need to be

710
00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:58.840
clear about this because the audience you
always you should always preference when you're complaining

711
00:48:58.840 --> 00:49:01.239
stuff like if there is or a
point to your complaining. My point is

712
00:49:01.440 --> 00:49:07.599
is literally just venting it's I'm not
trying to convince people to enjoy the show.

713
00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:10.800
Less I have anyone that I've talked
to behind the scenes or anything.

714
00:49:12.000 --> 00:49:15.000
I'm like, I am, that
is awesome that you're enjoying the show.

715
00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:17.880
I'm just letting you guys know how
I feel. I'm not trying to because

716
00:49:17.880 --> 00:49:22.519
there might be people that may be
pushing back or they may say something like

717
00:49:22.519 --> 00:49:23.440
you don't know what the fuck you're
talking about or anything like that. I'm

718
00:49:23.440 --> 00:49:27.519
like, you can have any feeling
you want on it. I'm just letting

719
00:49:27.679 --> 00:49:30.480
you guys know my feelings, and
I'm not trying to be like I can't

720
00:49:30.480 --> 00:49:32.159
believe people don't feel the way that
I feel, Like, am I taking

721
00:49:32.159 --> 00:49:38.400
crazy pills? It was more of
a I wasn't expecting this, and and

722
00:49:38.440 --> 00:49:42.800
there's more of that shit than in
like the average the average show that I

723
00:49:42.840 --> 00:49:46.840
would consider like really fucking good obviously
has dumb moments throughout it, but not

724
00:49:47.079 --> 00:49:51.000
as much as I was expecting.
I guess and fallout, and in a

725
00:49:51.039 --> 00:49:54.199
way that I've already I'm trying to
train myself to well, not even trying

726
00:49:54.199 --> 00:49:57.760
to train myself. I've kind of
started think of it in a different perspective

727
00:49:57.800 --> 00:50:01.639
how to enjoy the show better.
Where max the way that I've been in

728
00:50:02.239 --> 00:50:07.679
the way that he's been having he's
somebody who has an IQ of like sixty

729
00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:09.920
or something, and the way that
like, if I look at it in

730
00:50:09.960 --> 00:50:15.320
that lens, he's the perfect character. And like Lucy has like some sort

731
00:50:15.360 --> 00:50:19.719
of neurological discs No, not neurological, well, she has like some type

732
00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:22.360
of like dementia. There's something wrong
with her in a way that even something

733
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:27.440
that she's been like really focusing on, like the Golden Rule, which caused

734
00:50:27.480 --> 00:50:31.440
her to save that ghoul you know
that's been Walton Goggins like, which what

735
00:50:31.519 --> 00:50:36.360
a powerful moment, and then fucking
immediately the next time you see her,

736
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:39.400
she's like, I don't know if
I'm gonna help you, Maximus. Everyone's

737
00:50:39.440 --> 00:50:43.920
been trying to kill me. And
I was like, you literally helped the

738
00:50:44.000 --> 00:50:46.760
guy that was torturing you because of
the Golden Rule. That is what your

739
00:50:46.800 --> 00:50:51.000
character has been built. BW.
You've mentioned the Golden Rule at least three

740
00:50:51.079 --> 00:50:53.760
other times or something. Now you
practice it, and it was an awesome,

741
00:50:53.840 --> 00:51:00.119
powerful moment. So Maximus is stuck
in that power armor because sabous Oh

742
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:05.280
oh did we drop? Did I
drop? You dropped a little a little

743
00:51:05.280 --> 00:51:10.400
bit? What was the last thing
that I said? We heard? Oh?

744
00:51:10.440 --> 00:51:13.519
I was just saying, yeah,
Lucy, she follows the goldens are

745
00:51:13.519 --> 00:51:15.719
two separate that we gave two separate
answers, by the way, like you

746
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:19.599
lie, like but oh whatever.
Yeah, no, I know, I

747
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:24.719
know what you're saying. It's just
like inconsistency with like helping helping this guy.

748
00:51:25.400 --> 00:51:29.239
Am I am? I still okay? Am I still good? Welcome

749
00:51:29.280 --> 00:51:31.639
back? We added some technical difficulties. Derek dropped off the face of the

750
00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:35.960
earth. Hopefully we got some of
that audio because some of it's funny because

751
00:51:35.960 --> 00:51:37.639
we could still hear you while you
were like ranting to yourself, just saying

752
00:51:37.719 --> 00:51:45.639
all this bullshit. Good yeah yeah, but uh yeah, I mean I

753
00:51:45.679 --> 00:51:46.920
don't know, I don't remember what
the fuck we were talking about though,

754
00:51:47.039 --> 00:51:52.000
Yeah, son about being gay and
I want to have sex with the the

755
00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:57.840
gud Goggins, ghulls nose or lack
of Look. The show is good.

756
00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:00.920
Not a perfect TV show any any
means, but I do think it's like

757
00:52:00.920 --> 00:52:07.960
a I do think as far as
that anadoptation goes, it's a fucking it's

758
00:52:07.800 --> 00:52:12.159
up. I don't know. As
far as live action adaptations go, I

759
00:52:12.199 --> 00:52:14.840
think it's the It's probably the best
live actaation I've seen in the video game,

760
00:52:14.920 --> 00:52:19.679
like like like by by a long
shot. I think, if I'm

761
00:52:19.679 --> 00:52:22.760
being very honest, I think what
it succeeds in the succeeds and giving me

762
00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:25.280
a very fun Fallout feel. I
think all the zany moments and all the

763
00:52:25.360 --> 00:52:30.920
silly, weird moments that don't make
any sense still establish the same feeling I

764
00:52:30.960 --> 00:52:35.039
got from Fallout three four in New
Vegas. You know that guy just showing

765
00:52:35.119 --> 00:52:38.480
up randomly while she's sleeping and while
the dog is eating a giant roach,

766
00:52:38.599 --> 00:52:43.440
Like, that's a moment that's that
is a Fallout moment on dude, you

767
00:52:43.480 --> 00:52:45.440
know what that is. It's like
that's a bath as the moment that's like

768
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:49.079
the fucking Dark Brotherhood showing up.
There's a lot of when you wake up

769
00:52:49.079 --> 00:52:50.840
when you're sleeping, you look up
in the corner of a room and there's

770
00:52:50.840 --> 00:52:54.440
Assassin talking to you and in the
direct corner of your fucking house, and

771
00:52:54.480 --> 00:52:59.760
you're like, how climb up there? You say that, though you do

772
00:52:59.800 --> 00:53:01.880
say the bees the moment because I
was thinking about that with some of the

773
00:53:01.920 --> 00:53:05.440
moments, some of the wackier things. I'm like, you know what,

774
00:53:05.480 --> 00:53:07.559
I need to treat it as the
way that we even treat like I was.

775
00:53:07.719 --> 00:53:13.039
Skyrim was a perfect example of there's
so much bullshit and let's be honest.

776
00:53:13.119 --> 00:53:15.559
The writing. Who when people talk
about Skyrim as like you know,

777
00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:20.480
quest like the writing and like,
no, one's really like being like,

778
00:53:20.519 --> 00:53:22.920
oh man, the writing is so
brilliant in Skyrim, it's like, no,

779
00:53:23.039 --> 00:53:27.239
it's the whole experience and stuff.
And so there are moments, though,

780
00:53:27.239 --> 00:53:30.719
there are definitely moments that are like
moments moments, but yeah, it's

781
00:53:30.760 --> 00:53:35.840
not it's not the whole game,
right, Because you meet that's constantly trying

782
00:53:35.880 --> 00:53:38.199
to kill you when you're doing the
freaking out school thing and he keeps giving

783
00:53:38.199 --> 00:53:42.679
you the cloak that blows up on
you, and then you're confront about it.

784
00:53:42.719 --> 00:53:44.519
He's like, I don't know what
you're talking about it. I'm like,

785
00:53:44.559 --> 00:53:47.039
bro, you're tried to kill me
for weeks, dude, I see.

786
00:53:47.079 --> 00:53:51.960
I love that, though, what
you mean. I'm like, stop,

787
00:53:52.320 --> 00:53:57.719
there's a there's a great character that
I won't actually I won't spoil it

788
00:53:57.519 --> 00:54:00.239
for Terrek, but like there's a
there's a character who, like you think,

789
00:54:00.320 --> 00:54:04.039
is not going to be really important
at all, uh, and he

790
00:54:04.039 --> 00:54:07.280
he ends up reappearing many many times. He's he's very, very fun and

791
00:54:07.280 --> 00:54:09.400
it's very It's very much like that
kind of thing where it's like, this

792
00:54:09.440 --> 00:54:12.840
is a bit like one of these
random beth As, the characters that just

793
00:54:12.880 --> 00:54:15.599
kind of like follow you. But
yeah, I don't know. As an

794
00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:20.599
annotation, I just think I think
it's wildly impressive. I think largely because

795
00:54:20.679 --> 00:54:22.719
they had like a I feel like
they just had a harder job than the

796
00:54:22.760 --> 00:54:23.599
Last of Us. I feel like
the Last of Us is already a TV

797
00:54:23.599 --> 00:54:29.880
show as it is, so like
I just feel like, generally it's wow,

798
00:54:29.920 --> 00:54:32.000
he's scrolling fucking TikTok. In the
middle of the show, I was

799
00:54:32.039 --> 00:54:36.599
trying to look up wild I want
to look up the timeline, and I

800
00:54:36.639 --> 00:54:38.960
end the fucking my phone and up
just making noise immediately the time I know,

801
00:54:39.079 --> 00:54:43.760
I think, I think this is
after forward. Technically this is the

802
00:54:43.840 --> 00:54:46.599
latest in the timeline. Yeah,
it's like the most recent technically, so

803
00:54:46.639 --> 00:54:52.880
that means that the did you play
for Derek, of course, but it

804
00:54:52.920 --> 00:54:58.320
means that the Brotherhood's like main base
is already gone. It's blue with the

805
00:54:58.360 --> 00:55:04.039
fuck up. But that's if you
if you did decide canonical to like is

806
00:55:04.039 --> 00:55:08.119
that like I think the I think
the railroad because you know when they go

807
00:55:08.159 --> 00:55:12.719
down to that weird place and they
see that. How far are you,

808
00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:16.119
Derek Website? Are you on four? I'm I'm I'm towards No, I'm

809
00:55:16.159 --> 00:55:21.119
probably towards the end of five or
something. What have you seen? So

810
00:55:21.199 --> 00:55:22.280
what is the last thing you've seen? So? Last thing that actually so

811
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:24.639
maybe the middle of five. So
last thing that this happened, which I

812
00:55:24.679 --> 00:55:30.000
thought was a great scene, the
bridge scene with the fiends like that,

813
00:55:30.159 --> 00:55:32.679
just oh yeah, yeah, really
cool. You're so, I'm not gonna

814
00:55:32.679 --> 00:55:39.000
spoil something to you, but the
synth stuff, I think it's the main

815
00:55:39.199 --> 00:55:45.039
ending of four. I think that's
the main ending where I think you helped

816
00:55:45.039 --> 00:55:46.679
the railroad. I think that's the
main ending of four. That's like,

817
00:55:46.719 --> 00:55:52.800
I can be wrong. I could
be wrong because I don't think you don't

818
00:55:52.800 --> 00:55:55.760
think because what is your isn't your
son trying to fucking kill everybody on the

819
00:55:55.800 --> 00:56:00.800
surface of some ship and you're like, your bucking I don't remember what.

820
00:56:00.360 --> 00:56:02.920
I really hated that part of all
four. Honestly, I liked everything else

821
00:56:02.960 --> 00:56:08.039
except for that entire fucking thing.
Everything about the game except for when you

822
00:56:08.039 --> 00:56:10.119
meet your son. I thought that
was the only part that I was like,

823
00:56:10.159 --> 00:56:14.480
this is them. I mean,
I did you, but the settlements

824
00:56:14.519 --> 00:56:16.639
were obvious that was gonna happen.
It pissed me off. Oh no,

825
00:56:16.679 --> 00:56:22.000
it was like everything about it was. It was stupid and and you know

826
00:56:22.039 --> 00:56:24.800
how stupid it was. I broke
my gameplay so on Xbox One. To

827
00:56:24.840 --> 00:56:28.960
be clear, maybe there were some
bugs, but I broke the game because

828
00:56:29.000 --> 00:56:34.360
I was so annoyed that I killed
my son and everyone surrounding me, and

829
00:56:34.400 --> 00:56:37.000
then I couldn't do anything. I
couldn't leave. I was like, and

830
00:56:37.039 --> 00:56:40.400
then the funck the thing is my
only save state? Like a moron,

831
00:56:42.559 --> 00:56:45.840
I saved just a little bit before
I was doing my rampage with killing,

832
00:56:45.079 --> 00:56:49.679
and so I was stuck. I
couldn't leave, I couldn't go further back,

833
00:56:49.719 --> 00:56:52.559
and I was like, I ruined
because I wanted to go fuck up

834
00:56:52.639 --> 00:56:58.599
the uh the Brotherhood of Steel.
No, I think I already did.

835
00:56:58.599 --> 00:57:04.800
I can't remember. I fucking I
will say man destroying the prid Wind destroying

836
00:57:04.800 --> 00:57:07.840
the prid win in fallow four is
like one of the like and jumping off

837
00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:13.480
in the power armor is so fucking
sick, Like that is a really cool

838
00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:15.119
moment for that. Like, I
don't know, man, fall four gets

839
00:57:15.119 --> 00:57:16.239
a lot of hate and I get
it. Like it. I totally understand

840
00:57:16.280 --> 00:57:19.960
the reasons why because it is a
step down in like a lot of like

841
00:57:20.280 --> 00:57:25.280
mechanical ways. But I feel like, genuinely from a sheer fun factor perspective,

842
00:57:25.280 --> 00:57:28.880
I think it's the one that I
had the most fun, like the

843
00:57:28.920 --> 00:57:34.159
most raw fun in I think is
a better video. It's a worse RPG

844
00:57:34.559 --> 00:57:38.519
than ones. Yeah, yeah,
I would agree. Yeah, I think

845
00:57:38.599 --> 00:57:44.000
the stream of my nature and a
lot of people were Now, since I'm

846
00:57:44.079 --> 00:57:50.239
used to BioWare games, I didn't
care about the dialogue tree ship. It

847
00:57:50.280 --> 00:57:52.760
didn't bother me because I'm I'm used
to it. But I know a lot

848
00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:57.400
of people are really upset about that
too, Like people people the thing is

849
00:57:57.440 --> 00:58:00.760
that like you've played we've played BioWare
games, so we're like, this is

850
00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:04.960
just not gonna be as in depth
character wise. I understand that this is

851
00:58:04.960 --> 00:58:08.000
not by aware. I'm fine with
that, but people were like it's such

852
00:58:08.000 --> 00:58:10.960
a letdown. I'm like, this
game is still really fun. I think

853
00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:15.400
the the RPG aspects like building.
I made my character so overpowered as me

854
00:58:15.440 --> 00:58:20.239
and dog Meat, I could carry
like six hundred extra bounds. I can

855
00:58:20.280 --> 00:58:22.719
have dog Meat like finished off every
gul I can run into, like I

856
00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:25.480
would have to fight. Doggy would
just go kill people for me. I

857
00:58:25.480 --> 00:58:29.199
know, this is really awesome,
dude. And then like they were like

858
00:58:29.239 --> 00:58:30.840
this is a bad game. This
is a really fun game. I just

859
00:58:30.920 --> 00:58:37.079
don't think it's as narrative heavy as
like New Vegas particularly, and then three

860
00:58:37.440 --> 00:58:45.280
because dialogue, like a lot of
really cool dialogue. I don't really care

861
00:58:45.360 --> 00:58:49.840
that much, and I may be
an absolute minority when it comes to Bethesda

862
00:58:49.920 --> 00:58:54.960
games. I don't care that much
about the the lore that much and a

863
00:58:55.000 --> 00:59:00.480
lot of the story. I love
being engrossed in their worlds, like doing

864
00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:05.280
crazy ship in them. I like
I always finished the main quests. I'll

865
00:59:05.320 --> 00:59:07.679
finish them, yeah, but I
kind of don't care. No, for

866
00:59:07.719 --> 00:59:12.000
sure, they're the main quests are
approachable enough where it's like, yeah,

867
00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:14.000
but I didn't give a shit about
the main question Skyrim, it was all

868
00:59:14.039 --> 00:59:15.679
about the Dark Brotherhood and and the
and the Thieves Guild and stuff. Like

869
00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:19.679
that for me, and then fall
Out. It's just like I'm really just

870
00:59:19.920 --> 00:59:22.719
I'm really in Fallout for the for
the feel, and then the and the

871
00:59:22.719 --> 00:59:25.199
atmosphere in the world and and and
all that stuff. And I think they

872
00:59:25.239 --> 00:59:30.159
nailed it and fought for I just
think I didn't like the voice protagonists.

873
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:31.559
I thought that was kind of annoying. I just a lot of people have

874
00:59:32.480 --> 00:59:39.599
problem The biggest reason why the dialogue
options got neutered actually that's I'm so used

875
00:59:39.599 --> 00:59:43.400
to that. That's why I said, like, buy word does that with

876
00:59:43.400 --> 00:59:46.199
with a mass effect in a way
that since I was just kind of like

877
00:59:46.559 --> 00:59:50.800
I'm so used to this. I
know personally I'm not going to be bothered,

878
00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:52.559
but I know people are going to
be really upset about it, and

879
00:59:52.559 --> 00:59:55.440
I'm like, I get it,
yeah, generally, like if I'm playing,

880
00:59:55.440 --> 00:59:58.920
because if I'm playing an RPG,
I like to think of like how

881
00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:00.800
am I like how my CA would
say it? And it's it to have

882
01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:05.559
it, like to have it dictated
for you kind of like takes you bad

883
01:00:05.559 --> 01:00:06.920
of it a little bit. It's
not that big of a deal though,

884
01:00:06.920 --> 01:00:08.599
because like that world is just so
fucking I don't know, man, even

885
01:00:08.639 --> 01:00:12.679
seventy six has a really good map. It's just a shame that there's nothing

886
01:00:12.679 --> 01:00:15.599
to do on it. But like
their worlds are really fucking good. And

887
01:00:15.639 --> 01:00:19.719
that's like really where I come to
Beth as the Games four. It's not

888
01:00:19.719 --> 01:00:22.519
really for anything else other than that. I'm like, I don't know.

889
01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:27.920
I think I'm a very like hotspots
for four because I've I've been to Pennsylvania

890
01:00:27.960 --> 01:00:31.159
in that area, so seeing it, well, that's Boston, Well,

891
01:00:31.519 --> 01:00:37.599
it's it's it's it's boss, it
is Boston, right, twenty six four

892
01:00:37.800 --> 01:00:44.320
No Virginia for Boston. No Virginia. Virginia seventy six is no, no,

893
01:00:44.320 --> 01:00:45.119
no, you're right, you're right. I'm getting my ship. And

894
01:00:45.159 --> 01:00:52.719
then yeah, I was thinking of
New Vegas. Is Vegas. Yeah,

895
01:00:52.800 --> 01:00:55.360
let's let's but yeah, I don't
know, it's it's I would I don't

896
01:00:55.360 --> 01:00:59.920
know, I recommend it. I
do think it's it's a show that I

897
01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:04.320
would reserve generally judging it until you're
done with it, because I do think

898
01:01:04.360 --> 01:01:07.519
a lot of things wrap in intertwine
and there's a lot of foreshadowing. Like

899
01:01:07.559 --> 01:01:12.639
I watched it twice already, like
because I watched it the first time and

900
01:01:12.639 --> 01:01:14.679
then I kind of had. I've
had it on in the background as I've

901
01:01:14.679 --> 01:01:16.760
been doing other things, and I'm
noticing things that I didn't pick up on.

902
01:01:16.800 --> 01:01:21.239
I'm like, oh, shit,
that's really interesting that they did that,

903
01:01:21.360 --> 01:01:22.840
or like, oh that comes into
play later it's like, oh,

904
01:01:22.840 --> 01:01:25.920
I didn't notice that was this,
And they're they really gave a shit as

905
01:01:25.920 --> 01:01:30.519
far as like planting seeds. And
they confirmed season two, which is pretty

906
01:01:30.559 --> 01:01:34.760
exciting. Not surprising though, although
maybe a little bit because I was I

907
01:01:34.760 --> 01:01:36.920
was wondering if they were even going
to bother doing a second scene. I

908
01:01:36.920 --> 01:01:38.320
thought maybe they would just be like, hey, here's a season of TV

909
01:01:38.440 --> 01:01:45.480
and then like a game and fucking
whenever it nice to where it could only

910
01:01:45.519 --> 01:01:52.639
be a season. Uh. I'm
it's like content enough where you like you

911
01:01:52.679 --> 01:01:54.840
could see them doing that or continuing
it in a game in some way.

912
01:01:55.159 --> 01:01:59.320
But I do think like they leave
enough open where it's like there's a lot

913
01:01:59.360 --> 01:02:01.119
of questions and that there's like a
lot of like interesting things that happens and

914
01:02:01.320 --> 01:02:08.679
like huge, huge implications for that
universe going forward if they're if they're going

915
01:02:08.719 --> 01:02:14.559
to stick to what they've done,
pretty palsy. Uh, But yeah,

916
01:02:14.599 --> 01:02:21.920
I mean it's good really good adaptation
specifically not perfect TV necessarily, but yeah,

917
01:02:22.480 --> 01:02:24.039
I don't know what you if you
were, if you were a fan,

918
01:02:24.159 --> 01:02:25.559
Like, I don't know what you
could have asked for, like it

919
01:02:25.679 --> 01:02:30.599
like it seeing the fall some and
I understand that the vast majority of people

920
01:02:30.599 --> 01:02:36.159
talking about the show are very very
positive and very very glowing, but like

921
01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:38.800
there are some people who were talking
about like discrepancies with like oh man,

922
01:02:38.960 --> 01:02:42.159
like this doesn't the power arm,
it doesn't open that way or whatever,

923
01:02:42.159 --> 01:02:45.679
and I'm like, yo, I
wish man, I wish, I wish

924
01:02:45.840 --> 01:02:49.639
I had your problems, Like I
feel like that's real nippicking like or like

925
01:02:49.960 --> 01:02:52.119
like, oh, Louc, she
does make up on it. I don't.

926
01:02:52.639 --> 01:02:57.519
I don't shut the shut your fucking
mouth like stuff like that doesn't bother

927
01:02:57.599 --> 01:03:05.000
me. Yeah, make the one
where she can make it where she bound

928
01:03:05.039 --> 01:03:07.760
the waistlin for days? Why did
you make him? Because she's fucking like

929
01:03:08.119 --> 01:03:12.239
has comable eyes, you know,
like eyes you want to come. That's

930
01:03:12.239 --> 01:03:19.280
why she has makeup ones the point
the point where you're at Derek, you're

931
01:03:19.320 --> 01:03:22.760
at the bridge scene, Yeah,
just that just happened. Yeah, I

932
01:03:22.800 --> 01:03:27.199
love I love that scene. So
thatteus is in play for you. Yes,

933
01:03:28.559 --> 01:03:30.159
I love thus. That was like
a surprise. I was like,

934
01:03:30.360 --> 01:03:35.079
you know, this character is so
stupid. I love it. You know.

935
01:03:35.199 --> 01:03:37.559
You know what I really like about
this guy? He randomly so I've

936
01:03:37.559 --> 01:03:40.119
seen him a few times on the
news comedian, I've seen him a few

937
01:03:40.119 --> 01:03:45.039
times on like Your Mom's House podcast
and stuff like that, and he out

938
01:03:45.039 --> 01:03:49.760
of Nowhere When I did uh,
this was probably around the time when Eddie

939
01:03:49.800 --> 01:03:54.360
from Uh Stranger Things did that Master
of Puppets thing or whatever in the upside

940
01:03:54.400 --> 01:03:58.679
Down, and then that ship got
it really popular. So then I did

941
01:03:58.679 --> 01:04:01.960
a gay parody of that of worse
Master of Puppets, and that dude,

942
01:04:02.079 --> 01:04:05.760
Thaddeus out of Nowhere commented on my
fucking Instagram. He was like, oh,

943
01:04:05.840 --> 01:04:08.840
like this fucking rules, And I
was like, where the fuck did

944
01:04:08.840 --> 01:04:13.719
he come from? Yeah, it
like fucking uh ended up in his algorithm,

945
01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:17.320
And so it was a fucking big
surprise to see him in the ship.

946
01:04:18.960 --> 01:04:23.119
Sounds pretty cool. That's so fucking
funny, you know, he's he's

947
01:04:23.159 --> 01:04:25.599
he's great. Like by the end
of the show, like every character is

948
01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:28.880
just like really like I really I
don't think there's a single character in that

949
01:04:28.920 --> 01:04:31.920
show that like I don't like even
Maxim ask you like I like, I

950
01:04:32.000 --> 01:04:34.880
like I was really like not on
board with Maximus for like a while because

951
01:04:34.880 --> 01:04:36.719
I was just like, what is
going on with this And it took me

952
01:04:36.760 --> 01:04:42.199
a while to figure out, like
what the fuck the angle was? He's

953
01:04:42.199 --> 01:04:45.480
retarded, that's the well he's well, he's yeah, well he's been raised

954
01:04:45.519 --> 01:04:48.039
in this fucking religious cult, and
like like the fact that, like the

955
01:04:48.079 --> 01:04:54.119
fact that he doesn't know you got
to the part where they escaped vault no,

956
01:04:54.119 --> 01:05:00.880
no, no quake, whit like
no, so something, don't worry

957
01:05:00.880 --> 01:05:09.760
about it. Spoiler. I accept
the order that it's it's not that.

958
01:05:09.800 --> 01:05:16.039
Look, it's not that. But
there's a great there's Yeah, there's there's

959
01:05:16.079 --> 01:05:23.760
a certain interaction between him and other
characters where it's so profoundly autistic that you're

960
01:05:23.800 --> 01:05:30.880
like, oh, this is this
is one of the most sheltered people that

961
01:05:30.000 --> 01:05:33.639
ever has ever. It's really good. But like at the by the end

962
01:05:33.679 --> 01:05:36.199
of the show, you're like,
whoa, what are they what are they

963
01:05:36.239 --> 01:05:40.000
doing with him? So like I
don't know, man, I think they

964
01:05:40.039 --> 01:05:44.079
did a good job. But yeah, let's move on to questions. You

965
01:05:44.079 --> 01:05:47.199
you okay, I take it back. He's not retarded, he's no divergent.

966
01:05:47.239 --> 01:05:53.559
Okay, that actually explains even more
because I was like, why is

967
01:05:51.119 --> 01:05:58.760
he want at head shots? Like
he's really he's a fucking excellent marksman that

968
01:05:59.760 --> 01:06:05.440
ten men. That explains a lot. That's that's That's part of also why

969
01:06:05.480 --> 01:06:08.760
I like the show is like because
I look at like what people do and

970
01:06:08.800 --> 01:06:11.679
like how they go through everything,
and like I think about like where where

971
01:06:12.000 --> 01:06:15.519
they've spect We're like, oh,
obviously this person is obviously like a ship

972
01:06:15.519 --> 01:06:21.280
ton of luck and no fucking charisma. This person's like Max String like think

973
01:06:21.280 --> 01:06:25.639
of it, like Ris is definitely
tech. He's a tech character and so

974
01:06:25.920 --> 01:06:28.639
all those computers are fucking light work
to me. Walk He's like, oh,

975
01:06:28.760 --> 01:06:34.360
joh, yeah, game, you
know it's good. Do you agree?

976
01:06:34.440 --> 01:06:38.239
I do? I do agree.
Like my ship that I have problems

977
01:06:38.280 --> 01:06:41.039
with is not shouldn't deter you from
watching it? I'm at all, Yeah,

978
01:06:41.039 --> 01:06:42.760
I'm curious. I'm curious to hear
what you think of it when you're

979
01:06:42.800 --> 01:06:45.920
when you're done with it. I
hate I really hate Maxi. He looks

980
01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:49.400
like Jonathan Major and could be good
and drinking together. He looks like confusion

981
01:06:49.400 --> 01:06:54.519
of those two men. Of those
two, he does look like a kang

982
01:06:55.519 --> 01:06:59.840
dude. He looks like he hanged. And that's what's bothering me about him.

983
01:06:59.840 --> 01:07:02.800
He doesn't look like one person at
one at any time. That's actually

984
01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:12.320
two humans. He looks like two
famous It's like a little jarring. It's

985
01:07:12.360 --> 01:07:15.719
a little jarring because he looks a
lot like my friend Malik from when I

986
01:07:15.719 --> 01:07:16.960
went to Catholic school. It's like
very jarring. It's like, oh wow,

987
01:07:17.280 --> 01:07:18.800
I thought it was him for a
second. I was like, what

988
01:07:18.800 --> 01:07:23.239
the fuck? When did you do
this? Congrats? Once you get into

989
01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:26.199
acting, what the fuck you never
you never acted before? It's like kind

990
01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:29.119
of uncanny. But uh, anyway, let's move on to some questions.

991
01:07:29.159 --> 01:07:32.800
We don't really have many, uh
so we'll blitz through some of these,

992
01:07:32.880 --> 01:07:35.440
although like I'm sure there's some further
further back in the in the list,

993
01:07:35.440 --> 01:07:41.239
but like I'm trying to keep up
to date with these. Where is this

994
01:07:41.800 --> 01:07:45.719
Genghis Khan voice. I'm over here
stroking my dick. I got lotion on

995
01:07:45.719 --> 01:07:46.920
my dick right now. I'm just
stroking my ship. Wrote in he says,

996
01:07:46.920 --> 01:07:50.519
hey, you three, I'm planning
on touring a country for the first

997
01:07:50.519 --> 01:07:54.800
time, and I'm planning on going
to the country, Georgia, not the

998
01:07:54.840 --> 01:07:59.559
state. What countries have you been
to and would recommend? I've never been

999
01:07:59.599 --> 01:08:05.199
anywhere. Oh, well, the
Caribbean is nice. I'm over there.

1000
01:08:06.760 --> 01:08:10.039
I don't know. I can't I
can't be fucked. You know what we're

1001
01:08:10.039 --> 01:08:12.480
gonna go. We already said,
we already said. I know it was

1002
01:08:12.559 --> 01:08:15.199
tongue in cheek, but I'm gonna
make it happen. I'm gonna wiel it

1003
01:08:15.239 --> 01:08:16.520
into existence so that we're gonna do
a show in Australia. Want to make

1004
01:08:16.600 --> 01:08:20.079
happen, make that we'll do a
show. We'll do a live show in

1005
01:08:20.079 --> 01:08:25.399
Australia. I know I'm supposed to
do a live show in London, uh

1006
01:08:25.520 --> 01:08:29.159
for Sacred next early next year or
something, which is which will be the

1007
01:08:29.159 --> 01:08:31.079
first time I've ever left the country
really because I've been to Canada and I've

1008
01:08:31.079 --> 01:08:34.760
been to like I think I've been
to like parts of like really close to

1009
01:08:34.800 --> 01:08:38.359
the US Mexico, but like I
feel like that doesn't even really count.

1010
01:08:39.279 --> 01:08:45.000
It doesn't count. So yeah,
like to me, it's like yeah,

1011
01:08:45.359 --> 01:08:49.359
realistically, realistically speaking, like fundamentally, like what as far as like what

1012
01:08:49.479 --> 01:08:59.760
a country means as far as like
distance and cultural differences, and like being

1013
01:09:00.439 --> 01:09:05.399
being to several different states. I
would argue technically counts, but I haven't

1014
01:09:05.439 --> 01:09:09.760
been to real I haven't been to
other countries like I haven't been to like

1015
01:09:09.840 --> 01:09:14.239
fucking Europe. I haven't been to
like Australia. So you know, well,

1016
01:09:14.840 --> 01:09:16.960
we'll see where that goes. I
would go to Australia, but I

1017
01:09:17.239 --> 01:09:19.920
get a little worried about ending up
in a BioShock scenario over the ocean.

1018
01:09:21.039 --> 01:09:26.920
I don't really want to crash yep
its. Planes are the worst thing on

1019
01:09:26.960 --> 01:09:30.960
the planet. It's annoying. Just
get really tired, or I guess a

1020
01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:33.680
lot of people just take like,
uh, what is it called xanax or

1021
01:09:33.760 --> 01:09:39.359
something? I think that one.
Yeah, can you yeah, could you

1022
01:09:39.399 --> 01:09:42.399
furiously jerk off to go to to
get yourself tired so you can go to

1023
01:09:42.399 --> 01:09:45.680
sleep. Is there like a jerk
off room in those As long as you're

1024
01:09:45.720 --> 01:09:48.159
not loud in the bathroom, you
can do it in the bathroom. You

1025
01:09:48.199 --> 01:09:51.199
can bust in the shnk out of
the question, out of the question.

1026
01:09:51.239 --> 01:09:56.319
I have to be loud. M
that's gonna be complicated. Everyone must know,

1027
01:09:58.560 --> 01:10:01.760
well, you're gonna get fucking uh
yeah, I wouldn't fly. That's

1028
01:10:01.840 --> 01:10:05.000
that's my best If I blast?
What if what if I what if I

1029
01:10:05.000 --> 01:10:11.399
bring like a Bluetooth speaker in there
and I blast? Just what if I

1030
01:10:11.079 --> 01:10:14.720
I go into one of those like
really you know those really quiet rooms,

1031
01:10:15.800 --> 01:10:17.479
those like super like the ones who
are like the the foam is on the

1032
01:10:17.479 --> 01:10:20.319
ground and on the ceiling o there. What if I like record the silence

1033
01:10:20.359 --> 01:10:26.640
in that room and then like blast
it as loud as possible, so the

1034
01:10:26.960 --> 01:10:32.720
silence over like blankets over whatever.
I'm I'm playing loud quiet. That's playing

1035
01:10:32.800 --> 01:10:42.640
really loud quiet. That uh,
that is a scenario that can only work

1036
01:10:42.800 --> 01:10:45.439
in the Fallout universe. I guess
that is all I get. Yeah,

1037
01:10:45.439 --> 01:10:48.239
for sure. Those do you remember
those? Do you remember those troll physics

1038
01:10:48.439 --> 01:10:50.640
memes from back in the day,
like where you would have like some like

1039
01:10:50.680 --> 01:10:54.800
had perpetual motion device and it would
be just some guy holding a magnet in

1040
01:10:54.840 --> 01:10:58.439
front of a metal in front of
a metal car to pull him forever.

1041
01:10:59.079 --> 01:11:04.399
No, very very stupid, Like
they make sense but in the dumbest way

1042
01:11:04.439 --> 01:11:08.479
possible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the guys like I'm just gonna jump

1043
01:11:08.520 --> 01:11:14.920
out of a plane before hits the
floor and I'm fine, the elevators crashing,

1044
01:11:14.960 --> 01:11:16.239
and then right before you think it's
about hit the ground, you jump

1045
01:11:16.319 --> 01:11:20.239
in your finding jump exactly. That's
that's another example of it. That's another

1046
01:11:20.239 --> 01:11:24.840
example of it where it's like this
is like I understand, like mathematically,

1047
01:11:24.920 --> 01:11:28.359
if you were if you were to
input that, if you were to input

1048
01:11:28.399 --> 01:11:34.640
that system in like a simulated reality, it would probably work because there's totally

1049
01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:39.760
it literally does, because that's how
video game fall damage works a lot of

1050
01:11:39.760 --> 01:11:45.199
the time. So like that's literally
something called there's still force that you're carrying

1051
01:11:45.239 --> 01:11:48.920
with yourself. Yeah, yeah,
understand what people would argue and what they're

1052
01:11:48.960 --> 01:11:53.199
missing I'm talking about, yeah case, I'm talking about a simulator. I

1053
01:11:53.199 --> 01:11:56.920
literally said a simulated reality. So
I would say I did somebody be like,

1054
01:11:56.920 --> 01:12:00.680
don't worry, I got this.
They just jump, grab everybody and

1055
01:12:00.920 --> 01:12:05.640
jump, and they're all fine.
A god to war. Certain platformers,

1056
01:12:05.680 --> 01:12:09.800
you just fucking you're like going down
and then you jump the last second and

1057
01:12:10.640 --> 01:12:18.119
you're fine or some dumb I love
that ship so ridiculous. The world should.

1058
01:12:18.159 --> 01:12:21.359
But speaking of speaking of Boeing,
by the way, speaking of planes,

1059
01:12:21.399 --> 01:12:26.720
we were talking about planes they're doing
a flying cars now, aren't they

1060
01:12:27.199 --> 01:12:29.720
see that they want to do flying
cars. Boeing of all companies, wants

1061
01:12:29.760 --> 01:12:36.199
to do flying cars. I would
not trust regular people with flying cars.

1062
01:12:36.399 --> 01:12:40.359
Yeah, no way, like the
idea. First of all, that's first

1063
01:12:40.359 --> 01:12:44.479
of all, that's never going to
happen. Yeah, I want to I

1064
01:12:44.520 --> 01:12:46.880
really want to firmly disabuse everybody that
the notion of flying cars are ever going

1065
01:12:46.920 --> 01:12:54.880
to happen. That will never ever
ever happen, not because it's not possible,

1066
01:12:55.239 --> 01:12:58.600
but because there's no way people can
be trusted with that. People get

1067
01:12:58.600 --> 01:13:02.800
in their cars drunk and drive on
a on a two dimensional plane because they

1068
01:13:02.840 --> 01:13:06.119
think it's fun. You think people
are like oh Man blitz, and then

1069
01:13:06.119 --> 01:13:10.520
they drive into like the fifth floor
of an apartment building. Like, there's

1070
01:13:10.560 --> 01:13:15.239
no you can't allow that level of
chaotic freedom. That has always been my

1071
01:13:15.279 --> 01:13:19.960
most intense fear of You're just in
your living room, relaxing and a car

1072
01:13:20.079 --> 01:13:24.479
comes in your living room. That
is Yeah. I thought about that a

1073
01:13:24.520 --> 01:13:27.159
lot. I've thought about that a
lot throughout my throughout my life. Because

1074
01:13:27.159 --> 01:13:31.239
there's an episode of Everybody Loves the
Raymond where that happens. Dude, it

1075
01:13:31.319 --> 01:13:34.960
is like literally an episode where like
currents. Yeah, you gotta buy real

1076
01:13:35.079 --> 01:13:42.199
estate that is in areas that won't
cause that, because it happens enough.

1077
01:13:42.279 --> 01:13:45.720
Man, Like if you just type
that in on Google, there's too many

1078
01:13:45.800 --> 01:13:49.760
videos of cars being captured crashing into
people's homes. It's fucked. It happens

1079
01:13:49.800 --> 01:13:54.840
a lot. It happens a lot
with dinner, all right, Right,

1080
01:13:55.119 --> 01:13:58.359
there's seven to eleven down the block. Seven eleven down the block. Literally,

1081
01:13:58.479 --> 01:14:00.960
God was shut down briefly because because
a New Year's Eve last year.

1082
01:14:01.800 --> 01:14:06.800
So there's there's a liquor there's a
liquor store. There's a liquor store is

1083
01:14:06.880 --> 01:14:12.319
kind of near my place that like
clearly has had this happen at least twice,

1084
01:14:13.079 --> 01:14:15.399
because I remember it happened years ago. Yeah. Well, yeah,

1085
01:14:15.399 --> 01:14:17.720
it's got they got bars, and
they have like the the what is it,

1086
01:14:17.720 --> 01:14:23.159
the oh my god, the those
like really solid concrete kind of pillar.

1087
01:14:23.159 --> 01:14:25.079
I don't know what they're called,
but yeah, the the like usually

1088
01:14:25.119 --> 01:14:28.439
yellow or something. Yeah. Yeah, but it's the only area, it's

1089
01:14:28.479 --> 01:14:31.960
the only building with them in the
entire like district. Basically, like they

1090
01:14:31.960 --> 01:14:35.840
don't exist anywhere else. So it's
like it's funny to see. It So

1091
01:14:35.880 --> 01:14:41.479
funny about that prospect is though you
know why it happened. You know exactly

1092
01:14:41.479 --> 01:14:45.119
what happened because those people ships were
drunk and then they were going to get

1093
01:14:45.119 --> 01:14:53.079
a refill, so they went back
and then the full speed at there to

1094
01:14:53.199 --> 01:15:00.479
get that is just fantastic, pretty
great. Yeah, I haven't they teach

1095
01:15:00.560 --> 01:15:05.920
us about like drugs and like how
horrible alcohol is for you, like how

1096
01:15:06.159 --> 01:15:12.640
genuinely, genuinely terrible it is for
you, and then the way they like

1097
01:15:12.800 --> 01:15:15.439
it's fine though, we'll have commercials
for it, Like alcohol is so bad.

1098
01:15:15.600 --> 01:15:20.159
It's so that if you are a
full blown alcoholic and you like try

1099
01:15:20.239 --> 01:15:27.680
to stop drinking, you can just
die. That is a possible thing,

1100
01:15:27.760 --> 01:15:34.199
and that would happen to you.
It sounds like it's happened to dude,

1101
01:15:34.560 --> 01:15:39.720
they would I know. Let me
let me clarify, Let me clarify.

1102
01:15:39.760 --> 01:15:43.359
I know it's people. It really
does not. It really does not sound

1103
01:15:43.640 --> 01:15:45.880
like. It sounds like a fallout
thing where it's like I haven't had my

1104
01:15:45.039 --> 01:15:50.920
fucking rat away. Should I read
to come? I can't ship. I'm

1105
01:15:50.920 --> 01:15:58.119
coming black sludge? Oh ship?
Hi? Like they just stop, people

1106
01:15:58.159 --> 01:16:01.479
just stop and they die and it's
like, yeah, yeah, I wish

1107
01:16:01.560 --> 01:16:06.399
more of them would just you know, yeah. Next question, Okay,

1108
01:16:06.399 --> 01:16:10.800
so somebody else's Regulators, but it's
Ejaculators by Warren gay Road. And he

1109
01:16:10.840 --> 01:16:19.520
says, please do another Vegas show
another huh huh, bro. I think

1110
01:16:19.560 --> 01:16:23.560
this man, this person, this
individual might be here from a different reality,

1111
01:16:23.920 --> 01:16:27.399
which is no very you know,
you know what might happen. So

1112
01:16:27.520 --> 01:16:33.640
I did a I answered a lot
of questions on the on the xtram,

1113
01:16:34.239 --> 01:16:41.920
and I mentioned because somebody said that
they tried De Lucia's Pizza, which I

1114
01:16:42.000 --> 01:16:45.560
live by one I didn't think it's
a chain as far as I'm concerned,

1115
01:16:45.560 --> 01:16:47.359
so I thought it was just this
place, and so we said it was

1116
01:16:47.399 --> 01:16:49.800
good. So I was like,
oh, do you live in the area.

1117
01:16:50.119 --> 01:16:57.039
And then I said, I remember
we talked about doing a Vegas show

1118
01:16:57.159 --> 01:17:00.920
once with Sacred symbols, but that
never panned out. That never happened.

1119
01:17:01.479 --> 01:17:05.119
And then I said something about what
would be cool to do a Vegas show,

1120
01:17:05.119 --> 01:17:09.039
but I never said we did one, so maybe he just kind of

1121
01:17:09.920 --> 01:17:12.560
yeah, it's just a mistake or
like that, because I'm gonna be honest,

1122
01:17:12.560 --> 01:17:15.479
I hate Vegas. It's all right, I mean, the strip is

1123
01:17:15.520 --> 01:17:18.520
stupid. I don't care about the
strip, but it's all right, you

1124
01:17:18.560 --> 01:17:21.760
know. I mean it's it's one
of those things that you only would like

1125
01:17:21.880 --> 01:17:25.279
Vegas if you live nowhere near it, and you're like, I want to

1126
01:17:25.319 --> 01:17:28.840
go experience Vegas, and then other
than that, once you've experienced it like

1127
01:17:28.880 --> 01:17:32.239
cool, and then he kind of
you don't need to go back. Yeah,

1128
01:17:31.600 --> 01:17:35.119
I'm falling, like I want to. I want to get a bunch

1129
01:17:35.159 --> 01:17:38.479
of strippers and I want to have
I want to fight them. That's about

1130
01:17:38.479 --> 01:17:45.800
it. I'm not even I'm not
I think. I think how little I

1131
01:17:45.840 --> 01:17:51.359
care about Vegas is the reason why
I never finished New Vegas actually, like

1132
01:17:51.479 --> 01:17:55.079
genuinely, I genuinely that's why I
was like, I don't care about this

1133
01:17:55.119 --> 01:17:58.800
place even slightly, and I don't. I don't want to be here.

1134
01:17:58.880 --> 01:18:02.359
I don't want to be here.
You know what you just reminded me,

1135
01:18:02.479 --> 01:18:06.840
dude, I I keep breaking these
games. I didn't finish New Vegas because

1136
01:18:06.880 --> 01:18:15.279
I broke it too. No,
I didn't finish it specifically because something I

1137
01:18:15.560 --> 01:18:18.880
did. I went on another killing
spree and it like fucked the game up

1138
01:18:18.920 --> 01:18:24.680
again. Like these are a lot
of the same occurrence mass effect. I

1139
01:18:24.720 --> 01:18:28.520
broke Mass Effect one. That way, Mass Effect one, I broke that

1140
01:18:28.520 --> 01:18:32.520
way in the fucking snowy the snowy
facility. Oh yeah, when you chased

1141
01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:35.720
any fucking No, I didn't.
I walked into a room that I wasn't

1142
01:18:35.760 --> 01:18:39.159
supposed to be in and then they
all started like you're not supposed to be

1143
01:18:39.199 --> 01:18:40.920
here, and then they shot me. They shot at me immediately, so

1144
01:18:40.960 --> 01:18:44.399
I fucking defended myself and then like
I ended up in a situation where like

1145
01:18:44.399 --> 01:18:45.760
my last save was fucking ages ago, and I'm like, I'm not doing

1146
01:18:45.760 --> 01:18:49.760
this. I'm not doing all this
again. Uh So that's the furthest I

1147
01:18:49.800 --> 01:18:56.520
ever went in Mass Effect one.
But I've don't really like that. I

1148
01:18:56.520 --> 01:19:00.520
think you were gonna deal with the
matriarch. But Benez his giant knockers.

1149
01:19:01.760 --> 01:19:06.239
She had such big blue titties,
dude, Like I was like, God,

1150
01:19:06.399 --> 01:19:09.199
damn, they knew what they were
doing. They knew what they were

1151
01:19:09.239 --> 01:19:15.560
doing. But this person continues to
the right and all can me and Derek

1152
01:19:15.600 --> 01:19:17.760
be jimbros. He's all legs and
I'm all arms. We could be gay

1153
01:19:17.800 --> 01:19:21.520
and even it out? What do
you mean to be like like like a

1154
01:19:21.520 --> 01:19:28.239
man in a like like a guy
in a trench coat is he's saying that

1155
01:19:28.319 --> 01:19:31.680
his arms are like freakishly big because
I want to see that, because like

1156
01:19:31.760 --> 01:19:41.039
my legs are. Yeah, that
would be crazy to have that fucking build

1157
01:19:42.199 --> 01:19:45.439
because I think he has also a
tumor in his chest too, like he's

1158
01:19:45.479 --> 01:19:56.800
fucking like Johnny Bravo. His entire
leg Johnny Brovo's entire leg is as big

1159
01:19:56.840 --> 01:20:00.880
as his like just his abs,
a small section of his hands. I

1160
01:20:00.920 --> 01:20:04.840
think his hand the bigger than his
legs. Well, his hand, his

1161
01:20:04.840 --> 01:20:10.279
hands are bigger than his legs.
One and one Johnny Bravo hand is bigger

1162
01:20:10.319 --> 01:20:17.000
than two Johnny Bravo legs. He's
upseting a monkey with me rapping. Come

1163
01:20:17.039 --> 01:20:21.880
on, this show is fun.
He's just some piece of ship. He

1164
01:20:23.000 --> 01:20:26.000
was like an insol womanizer. I
loved it. I love that show.

1165
01:20:26.079 --> 01:20:28.039
Yeah, I loved about that show. It's like one of the it's one

1166
01:20:28.079 --> 01:20:30.960
of the early it's one of the
early Cartoon network shows that was not just

1167
01:20:31.000 --> 01:20:35.760
like a white creator doing stuff because
like some Filipino guy did it. It's

1168
01:20:35.800 --> 01:20:44.920
interesting Filipino people make edit an Eddy
two. No, clearly not. I

1169
01:20:44.920 --> 01:20:47.560
mean, really that's the white man. If you look at if you look

1170
01:20:47.560 --> 01:20:50.880
at that show, it's like profoundly
white. Are there any Are there any

1171
01:20:50.920 --> 01:20:54.640
black kids on that show? I
thought what his name was black John had

1172
01:20:56.439 --> 01:21:01.039
No, Johnny's not black. Apparently
he's not playing black. Plank is definitely

1173
01:21:01.039 --> 01:21:11.319
black. That say that he's definitely
black because he gets because he's just he

1174
01:21:11.399 --> 01:21:15.800
just to me, just cool,
calm and collected. He's like Samuel Jackson,

1175
01:21:16.079 --> 01:21:24.239
Like he carries that like same aura
about him. If there's anything if

1176
01:21:24.239 --> 01:21:27.800
there's anybody in that show who is
black, it's Plank, you know what

1177
01:21:27.800 --> 01:21:31.880
I mean, Like it's not anyone
else, bro, I would love to

1178
01:21:31.920 --> 01:21:44.000
see Kevin. That's true. He's
just blank Plank on black. I think

1179
01:21:44.720 --> 01:21:50.319
that is fucking crazy. Just a
horny black guy scraping his dick on a

1180
01:21:50.359 --> 01:21:56.199
fucking splintery piece of wood. No, holy ship, Wait, do they

1181
01:21:56.239 --> 01:21:59.399
have black dudes fucking each other on
black or? I thought it was just

1182
01:21:59.479 --> 01:22:02.760
like a black dudes with a guy. I just kind of assumed he was

1183
01:22:02.800 --> 01:22:08.680
like completely non gendered. Oh interesting, I never considered that. Stop oh

1184
01:22:08.760 --> 01:22:12.000
shop, well, but like as
black, So I need Plank to fuck

1185
01:22:12.039 --> 01:22:16.359
one of those snow bunnies, like
she's just shoving can planks, all the

1186
01:22:16.439 --> 01:22:20.600
cankers. I mean, it's real. I'm sure that's already happened. Yeah,

1187
01:22:20.720 --> 01:22:25.319
I think that's that's that's there's definitely
a fan art of that. There's

1188
01:22:25.359 --> 01:22:30.600
definitely like, what is it rule
thirty four, there's definitely for sure that's

1189
01:22:30.640 --> 01:22:33.760
real sweating. Now I'm gonna look
it up. Why why you're reading the

1190
01:22:33.800 --> 01:22:39.159
next question? I'm gonna look up
plank like U thirty four? For sure?

1191
01:22:39.600 --> 01:22:44.960
All right, I read the next
question? Uh okay, okay,

1192
01:22:45.000 --> 01:22:47.199
what the fuck? What is it? What am I say? Okay,

1193
01:22:47.720 --> 01:22:50.359
I'm gonna read this because it's baffling
to me and I have no answer to

1194
01:22:50.359 --> 01:22:54.760
it. He's just salutans is dark, darker and the void. Would you

1195
01:22:55.000 --> 01:22:59.560
rather have your nose be replaced with
a penis relative to your noses size,

1196
01:23:00.239 --> 01:23:04.199
or have your ear lobes be replaced
with balls? One testicle per year,

1197
01:23:05.039 --> 01:23:09.039
no testicals per ear. Yeah.
I could just grow my hair out or

1198
01:23:09.039 --> 01:23:13.039
something. Yeah, although that would
be like a huge weakness because then you

1199
01:23:13.680 --> 01:23:15.520
like what I was worried about.
I can't sleep on my side more.

1200
01:23:15.640 --> 01:23:26.199
Really, you get to sleep face
down. Yeah, that's the but I'll

1201
01:23:26.199 --> 01:23:29.600
take that over you because having a
penis nose as fucked your your entire ship,

1202
01:23:29.720 --> 01:23:32.279
Your face is fucked if you have
a cock. Yeah, at the

1203
01:23:32.359 --> 01:23:36.600
very least your ear like a little
penis, No little penis nose, No

1204
01:23:36.640 --> 01:23:41.920
such thing. And then you just
like sneeze come or something. Is that

1205
01:23:41.960 --> 01:23:47.479
how that works? So probably like
that? Would you like I think it

1206
01:23:47.479 --> 01:23:49.800
would it be acceptable to beat off
in public because you just have a penis

1207
01:23:49.800 --> 01:23:51.880
on your nose? Like what do
you are you expected to wear a mask

1208
01:23:53.560 --> 01:24:00.760
or wear underwear on your nose like
a mask. You have to wear like

1209
01:23:59.640 --> 01:24:05.760
a like imperfect cell's mouth over your
nose, like a jock strap, like

1210
01:24:05.880 --> 01:24:13.800
a cup, yeah, like a
cup. Anyway, last last question,

1211
01:24:14.520 --> 01:24:17.840
uh will what will you have after
five hundred queers? Or and he says

1212
01:24:17.920 --> 01:24:21.279
Chris on Smon sign wrong podcast.
I know you ask where people are finding

1213
01:24:21.279 --> 01:24:25.159
weird pootle like gaming stuff in Puerto
Rico. You got to go to the

1214
01:24:25.159 --> 01:24:28.920
flea markets and the local game shops, which are very hidden but full of

1215
01:24:29.000 --> 01:24:32.680
weird things with weird gems, like
like that Luigi thing that uh yeah he's

1216
01:24:32.720 --> 01:24:35.479
referencing something like that. But on
some side, if you ever find yourself

1217
01:24:35.560 --> 01:24:39.840
on the island, go to the
video go to video game Awesome or Neo

1218
01:24:39.920 --> 01:24:43.079
japan Games. I'll keep that in
mind because I do plan on going to

1219
01:24:43.119 --> 01:24:51.479
the the island sometime soon. But
yeah, that's uh over a decade,

1220
01:24:51.760 --> 01:24:59.840
my boy, I was like playing
seven or eight. I missed my family,

1221
01:25:00.760 --> 01:25:02.640
Not really. They don't miss like
two of my aunts in Puerto Rico.

1222
01:25:02.680 --> 01:25:05.319
Honestly, that's so weird. That's
that's so weird that you say that,

1223
01:25:05.319 --> 01:25:10.119
because I like, I don't like
you miss your family, but I

1224
01:25:10.199 --> 01:25:14.079
don't miss your family. How Why
is that? Why can't I feel what

1225
01:25:14.159 --> 01:25:19.960
you feel? What's wrong with you? I actually hate family. They kind

1226
01:25:19.960 --> 01:25:23.880
of suck. The ones in America
are awesome, though the ones here are

1227
01:25:23.960 --> 01:25:28.439
dope. The ones that are over
there fucking suck, and ones that are

1228
01:25:28.640 --> 01:25:30.479
Perto Rico for me. The ones
that are in Portoco for me are just

1229
01:25:30.520 --> 01:25:34.520
too old. They're like my great
uncles and my great grandpa. He's like

1230
01:25:35.199 --> 01:25:41.279
Calaban and the Cross rooftops literal.
These fucking pictures are as stupid as fuck.

1231
01:25:41.399 --> 01:25:45.159
Dude, Are you looking at the
plank? Is that why you're spamming

1232
01:25:45.159 --> 01:25:49.880
in the chat right now? Absolutely? Sor please stop? These are thumbnails

1233
01:25:49.880 --> 01:25:56.279
for the next three podcasts. These
are all definitely don't definitely don't put that

1234
01:25:56.479 --> 01:26:02.039
on any big She's twenty five cents. She's not even a pricey one.

1235
01:26:02.840 --> 01:26:13.840
Yeah, a piece of wood for
a quarter. The third one has to

1236
01:26:13.880 --> 01:26:18.199
be to put the thumb dai.
You have to block out the bottom part.

1237
01:26:18.279 --> 01:26:20.720
That has to be it, Derek, that has to be it.

1238
01:26:21.119 --> 01:26:25.159
Just block up the bottom part that
has to be it. I'm a block

1239
01:26:25.199 --> 01:26:29.560
it with with the Walters as a
ghoul. I'm gonna put like I'm gonna

1240
01:26:29.560 --> 01:26:33.520
put put Walter Dog's face. Yeah, i gonna put Walter Goggins face over

1241
01:26:33.560 --> 01:26:40.560
the over the penisk So I mean
how old? How old is Johnny?

1242
01:26:43.800 --> 01:26:49.960
But I mean is he that's a
good point. Disgusting this universe. Yeah,

1243
01:26:50.000 --> 01:26:53.920
that's a good point. That's a
good point. Yeah yeah, all

1244
01:26:54.039 --> 01:26:59.800
right, can we stop now?
Yeah yeah, that is such as such

1245
01:26:59.840 --> 01:27:05.359
a good point. Yeah yeah.
Send the world into nuclear fallout for a

1246
01:27:05.520 --> 01:27:11.840
quarter. For a quarter. They're
demons, dude. That whole entire area

1247
01:27:11.920 --> 01:27:16.680
is full of monstrous The only bad
is Jimmy. Jimmy is the only decent

1248
01:27:16.760 --> 01:27:20.760
person there. Double D is not
a bad, guys, not a but

1249
01:27:20.800 --> 01:27:26.520
double D follows the bad double d
will do shakes. You'll follow ed.

1250
01:27:26.920 --> 01:27:32.359
Why have you unleashed Ebola onto the
cul de sac? Like double follows and

1251
01:27:32.359 --> 01:27:43.079
like same same thing with Ed.
Ed is not a bad guy. It

1252
01:27:43.119 --> 01:27:45.359
will be immune. That'll be immune. And that ship, that ship wouldn't

1253
01:27:45.359 --> 01:27:49.439
be able to affect him. He'd
be too strong. That's a good point.

1254
01:27:49.479 --> 01:27:51.600
He's like, Wow, everyone,
you guys seem to be sick.

1255
01:27:51.800 --> 01:27:58.439
That was a pretty good impression.
I've eaten too many mattresses. I've fought

1256
01:27:58.479 --> 01:28:03.640
too strong. Now, Yeah,
someone with a gun and Eddie, Eddie

1257
01:28:03.640 --> 01:28:08.279
would be the mastermind. Eddie.
Eddie would be the person like selling the

1258
01:28:08.319 --> 01:28:11.399
world in the cab. He would
be selling the vaccine, but he would

1259
01:28:11.439 --> 01:28:15.319
be he would be. He would
be selling the vaccine thinking he's ripping people

1260
01:28:15.319 --> 01:28:17.199
off, but he's still selling it
for just a quarter because he's too stupid

1261
01:28:17.199 --> 01:28:20.399
to understand how inflation works or like
the value of what he has. Don't

1262
01:28:20.680 --> 01:28:28.439
don't take that vaccine. Yeah,
you want to save Dona, do not

1263
01:28:28.640 --> 01:28:32.640
take that vaccine. I just want
to. I want to Robert Kennedy Jr.

1264
01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:36.800
I want to, Like I want
to put my hand against his chest

1265
01:28:38.960 --> 01:28:45.920
and one punched his soul. Out
of his body. Fuck you. Somebody

1266
01:28:45.960 --> 01:28:54.399
injected the vaccine and you boys,
you boys are ruining this country. How

1267
01:28:54.520 --> 01:29:02.880
dam you? Fuck you antagonists of
that universe. Robert F. Kennedy is

1268
01:29:02.920 --> 01:29:08.279
the antagonist of the Edited Eddie Cinematic
Universe, and he's like edit and he's

1269
01:29:08.399 --> 01:29:13.159
trying he's trying to prevent He's trying
to prevent the world from getting vaccinated.

1270
01:29:13.319 --> 01:29:16.680
And Eddie's trying to profit heer from
the vaccine, from the vaccine, and

1271
01:29:16.680 --> 01:29:20.039
that's where they're and that's where their
conflict is. This is a this is

1272
01:29:20.079 --> 01:29:26.920
a great idea. I love this. Yeah, Kevin comes by, It's

1273
01:29:26.920 --> 01:29:30.640
like, give me the vaccine,
you dork came in the vaccine. Now

1274
01:29:30.640 --> 01:29:35.079
your dorcross a fucking It's like,
of course I'll give you. Of course,

1275
01:29:35.119 --> 01:29:38.520
I'll give you a quarter for the
vaccine. You fucking imp, you

1276
01:29:38.680 --> 01:29:42.439
stupid idiot. Do you realize the
value of what you have? You?

1277
01:29:42.800 --> 01:29:47.079
You stupid, stupid ed, you
fucking useless piece of garbage. I hate

1278
01:29:47.079 --> 01:29:53.640
you, Eddie, know not how
stupid you are, but it's very I

1279
01:29:53.720 --> 01:30:00.600
do not picked Ralph would not like
fox goats or what is you do again?

1280
01:30:00.079 --> 01:30:05.199
Yeah, do not take the ed
the Boe vaccine. Yes, yeah,

1281
01:30:05.319 --> 01:30:09.000
we gotta, we gotta go,
we gotta this is I can already

1282
01:30:09.000 --> 01:30:15.680
feel it getting out of pocket.
All right, I hate man. He's

1283
01:30:15.680 --> 01:30:17.119
why is is he still running?
By the way, Robert F. Kennedy,

1284
01:30:17.359 --> 01:30:23.039
I mean he's he's probably fucked,
but he's trying not to be because

1285
01:30:23.600 --> 01:30:27.239
in certain states, like you need
to have a vice president to be even

1286
01:30:27.279 --> 01:30:30.800
considered for a third party. So
he just got it. Was it was

1287
01:30:30.840 --> 01:30:38.199
that crazy rich bitch that I think
she's a marriage she was married to ahead

1288
01:30:38.199 --> 01:30:42.840
of Google or something, and Elon
must like fun her or something. Yeah,

1289
01:30:42.920 --> 01:30:45.000
Like there's like this crazy triangle where
Elon must like fucked I think,

1290
01:30:45.159 --> 01:30:49.119
uh, the head of Google's wife
or something she cheated on him with.

1291
01:30:49.359 --> 01:30:55.079
So yeah, there's some crazy weird
rich ship and then Elon must like beg

1292
01:30:56.039 --> 01:30:59.800
begged for forget it. It was
crazy like real ship. It may not

1293
01:30:59.840 --> 01:31:19.359
be. Imagine Robert F. Kennedy
orgasming with his voice a moment sounds like

1294
01:31:19.399 --> 01:31:32.960
fun Drive solid one where he sounds
exactly like I'm gonna come, Okay,

1295
01:31:33.800 --> 01:31:43.920
I'm coming, I'm coming blasting rope
nigga, I'm blasting. Is that Robert

1296
01:31:44.199 --> 01:31:58.800
F. Kennedy coming. Is that
all you got your rope small rope for

1297
01:31:58.920 --> 01:32:10.479
a out? That's it a jet
of vaccine and you're getting better at that,

1298
01:32:10.520 --> 01:32:14.840
Like I I have no idea how
Like his voice is so Eldridge,

1299
01:32:15.079 --> 01:32:18.720
Like it's something that would come out
of a book, like in some wizard's

1300
01:32:18.800 --> 01:32:25.880
library. It's such a fucking scary
he has the idea that he ever thought

1301
01:32:26.000 --> 01:32:29.600
he had a shot at becoming president
is so fucking bewildering to be with the

1302
01:32:29.720 --> 01:32:33.439
voice of a fucking cyberman, Like
how is how are you gonna? Like

1303
01:32:33.920 --> 01:32:39.239
how are you gonna run for office? When everybody just thinks about you like

1304
01:32:39.319 --> 01:32:44.199
hugging yamka and exploding every time you
speak, Like I just you're such a

1305
01:32:44.319 --> 01:32:45.960
ruined candidate, Like I'm sorry,
Like I know that's mean or whatever,

1306
01:32:46.119 --> 01:32:54.720
Like he's like disabled technically, but
like holy fuck, like you're you're Do

1307
01:32:54.760 --> 01:33:00.079
you remember that like Snapchat like it
was a filter that was kind of like

1308
01:33:00.079 --> 01:33:02.760
a ripple effect or it was like
you wavy would be you. Yeah,

1309
01:33:02.800 --> 01:33:09.119
Yeah, that's what he sounds like. And I'm trying to remember putting imagine

1310
01:33:09.159 --> 01:33:25.000
putting him through that filter. I
don't want to do. Let's know when

1311
01:33:25.000 --> 01:33:28.199
you you know when you when you're
trying to scream record and you put the

1312
01:33:28.560 --> 01:33:41.159
device and the same uh and it's
like forever. It's like a forever blasting

1313
01:33:43.119 --> 01:33:55.359
soaking some Anyway, let's get out
of here. It's thank you guys for

1314
01:33:55.439 --> 01:33:58.199
listening to the podcast. God it
always goes out of pocket at the end,

1315
01:33:58.239 --> 01:34:02.359
at the end here. Uh so
you are you are you are reading

1316
01:34:02.359 --> 01:34:08.279
them? Good luck? All right? These are twenty let me caut you

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01:34:11.119 --> 01:34:13.720
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1319
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all that jazz. You can get
your questions right on the show. Read

1320
01:34:15.680 --> 01:34:24.399
the instructions. So counting you down? Three two one, I'm about to

1321
01:34:24.439 --> 01:34:29.760
come ah splat splat the home depots
day labor. Who touches my son?

1322
01:34:30.319 --> 01:34:33.159
How much is how much for Chris
to tach my name on? Is cod

1323
01:34:33.640 --> 01:34:40.439
miguel o'harris transparent pussy? What will
you have? Five hundred queers? The

1324
01:34:40.479 --> 01:34:45.159
first The first thing first, I'm
gay and I love giving dudes head.

1325
01:34:45.800 --> 01:34:48.680
I'm fried away, I'm fired up
and tied up. Nine dudes in my

1326
01:34:48.840 --> 01:34:56.520
bed ball Reaver that's so stupid,
tanem and pussy in front of in this

1327
01:34:56.720 --> 01:35:00.640
life or the next. I just
got a full time job milking hot sweet

1328
01:35:00.760 --> 01:35:06.640
pits from Swen's big bulbous boy tits
nice. I fucked the way I'm fucked

1329
01:35:06.640 --> 01:35:12.079
in Florida. Say what you will, Kunts. What's called wipe me down?

1330
01:35:12.199 --> 01:35:15.720
Cuz I'm covered and cum little Boozy
gave him be like, hooray,

1331
01:35:15.840 --> 01:35:21.199
Charlie. They drew three the four
of us, fucking Charlie Ray. They

1332
01:35:21.319 --> 01:35:27.039
drew its. Fucking Charlie. It's
on all gay ferries points sites, Charlie,

1333
01:35:28.079 --> 01:35:32.600
Chris Kidd. He even finished a
tearless series, Big Meaty Stinks,

1334
01:35:32.920 --> 01:35:39.359
Andy the man whose hands jobs asked
here and Dandy Goofy and this cartoonishly large

1335
01:35:39.439 --> 01:35:45.960
dog coc Oopsy's Chris is dad accidentally
forgot how many vcs they loaded into the

1336
01:35:45.039 --> 01:35:53.520
chopper. He's a smoker, He
smoker, Charlie. She's bending over Tom

1337
01:35:53.560 --> 01:35:59.399
Sweeney and inserting this pen there his
peen. You guys better have me muted.

1338
01:35:59.479 --> 01:36:01.640
And I'm here thinking I'm fucking saying
ship and then I've been muted the

1339
01:36:01.640 --> 01:36:09.840
whole time. Furious, I'm just
reading this. Why would you Why would

1340
01:36:09.840 --> 01:36:13.720
he does it again? That would
be so funed out. I would never

1341
01:36:13.760 --> 01:36:18.399
do that, okay, Charlie Sheen's
bending over what's called an inserting screen seen

1342
01:36:18.439 --> 01:36:25.199
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by Warren Gay Tarrikna Sheen's secret white gay

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01:36:25.199 --> 01:36:31.159
lover, schmorrou The Homeless Transfer,
the homeless transman who comes. I'm gonna

1344
01:36:31.199 --> 01:36:34.960
put my people in a ear lobe, Derek. I'm gonna put my pep

1345
01:36:35.079 --> 01:36:41.399
in your ear lobe, Derek.
Jamaican guy in the in the thing calling

1346
01:36:41.520 --> 01:36:45.079
the ting, calling it the ting. The Jamaican guy him the thing,

1347
01:36:45.199 --> 01:36:50.479
calling get the ting. That's pretty
funny. I becoming drumming for the crows,

1348
01:36:50.600 --> 01:36:59.680
unbowiling bitch O my queer spears by
gaping men balloons notts like a child's

1349
01:36:59.720 --> 01:37:04.640
tongue at a birthday party. Oh
that's disgusting. One of my lectures got

1350
01:37:04.720 --> 01:37:11.439
cucked by the lead singer of the
Pixies gay Ot Genesis be like I'm in

1351
01:37:11.479 --> 01:37:18.439
love with the Homo SpongeBob, Pisspants, mister Pants, Chris's Bitchendo and swing

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01:37:18.520 --> 01:37:23.720
black Men. How do you feel
about into the light and final shape?

1353
01:37:24.159 --> 01:37:29.479
Not very well? Ball of the
first sim SPA mcfetter's why I'm Chris said,

1354
01:37:29.520 --> 01:37:34.319
I'm a big gay baby that hates
reading his names. When Raleigh old

1355
01:37:34.359 --> 01:37:41.079
dipshit Jolly old dipshit balls dipped in
red, screaming in black and white,

1356
01:37:41.800 --> 01:37:47.000
Patrick hit him. Patrick hit him
with the autistic flow I beg for cream

1357
01:37:47.279 --> 01:37:51.159
in the I beg for the cream
the rear end of some horny guy.

1358
01:37:51.720 --> 01:37:58.319
This is the long as. This
is my long as. I fisted him

1359
01:37:58.319 --> 01:38:03.680
behind. I pro gay, hooray
by green gay. That's that's a terrible

1360
01:38:03.760 --> 01:38:10.279
name. That's a terrible name.
That is a terrible holiday. It's holiday.

1361
01:38:10.279 --> 01:38:14.560
He's trying to he's trying to do
holiday. That was. I feel

1362
01:38:14.600 --> 01:38:17.840
for you so much more now,
Chris. This is this is really opening

1363
01:38:17.880 --> 01:38:21.359
my world to you. I'm sorry
I have done I have done this to

1364
01:38:21.520 --> 01:38:26.960
make that load drip and splatter.
That's really fucking good. Way that load

1365
01:38:27.039 --> 01:38:30.680
drip and splatter is very very good. That's pretty good. Yeah. Uh

1366
01:38:30.840 --> 01:38:36.159
cipher Graft the media penis hover Palestine
be like, hey, here comes lots

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01:38:36.159 --> 01:38:42.680
and lots of juice. In plays
where there's no good video game adaptations,

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there's only the far Cry movie from
two thousand and nine, Hunter Dubois ripping

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1372
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binging piss dealer. Uh back to
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1373
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barrel of gays dignified this what is
it? Disgruntled? So his name is

1374
01:39:26.359 --> 01:39:31.199
just disgruntled, that's it. I
think it's a Curby enthusiasm reference. Okay,

1375
01:39:31.520 --> 01:39:36.239
there's so many more. Okay,
trum burping on Dom's click. Super

1376
01:39:36.279 --> 01:39:43.520
Earth is just regular Earth without azraeo
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gay shout give me the condict today
she's pipping on my pippa possum. You

1378
01:39:48.560 --> 01:39:53.720
guys mentioned Ojay in the last episode
and now he's dead. Good job.

1379
01:39:54.640 --> 01:39:59.119
We are rebranding the snarty tank to
the spank Tank. Maybe slightly above average

1380
01:39:59.359 --> 01:40:03.159
energy. The hard r Star Coffee
never made it as a straight man,

1381
01:40:03.399 --> 01:40:09.479
only made it as a as a
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1382
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down Drake is texting little girls and
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1383
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death in the waste of Ohio by
going homeless to pay to pay you Fox

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and Now the memorial who now and
now is his memorial? Rip John,

1385
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money. Transform Gremlin exposing people with lactose

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is second. It's your boy Shawne
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date Ray neighborhood sex offender, three
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1390
01:41:03.560 --> 01:41:09.439
daylight, only to put them in
a jar from aldehyde. The homeless cat

1391
01:41:09.600 --> 01:41:15.079
that's Shane Dawson, impregnated, slurping, stroking, smoking, joking, emoticons

1392
01:41:15.119 --> 01:41:21.920
going like this nice drip made the
Lord of homeless drip break, beating off,

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1394
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me? Jackson? Vemon Licksness test
tips, learning what the hard art means

1396
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kremlin de gremlin, Hey Derek,
who sucks the best dick out of the

1397
01:41:46.560 --> 01:41:51.159
group. It's probably me. Uh, I'm gonna steal your bones. You

1398
01:41:51.239 --> 01:41:56.960
know it's something you know. I'm
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I want it. I'm gay by
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01:42:09.600 --> 01:42:14.479
I'm a voice. M what is
voice? Lm over here stroke oh

1402
01:42:14.640 --> 01:42:16.840
in Jellah Crown's voice, I'm over
here stroking my dick. I got lotional

1403
01:42:16.880 --> 01:42:20.800
my dick right now. I'm stroking
my shit wage slave five eight three,

1404
01:42:21.319 --> 01:42:27.640
A sad guy from Michigan telling the
boys I'm not gay to it's not yet,

1405
01:42:27.640 --> 01:42:31.960
giving stoppy top to a lazy couch
style and taking backshots. But I'm

1406
01:42:32.079 --> 01:42:38.640
secretly crossing my fingers. Okay,
that's wild. The Peppini Boys Presents Master

1407
01:42:38.800 --> 01:42:44.439
Roashi Flow called my dick the turtle
Hermit because it's only bigger when it's shooting

1408
01:42:44.479 --> 01:42:50.199
Kami Hami has Don Donkerson Yo Kingston
pause. No, this is literally what

1409
01:42:50.399 --> 01:42:56.119
the name is? My name is? I see installing a faulty neur link

1410
01:42:56.159 --> 01:43:00.199
in Chris's head that plays thunder on
repeat. You gotta pay the toes to

1411
01:43:00.199 --> 01:43:04.600
get into the boys hole, Gage
six. There's so many, They're so

1412
01:43:05.039 --> 01:43:10.680
fucking many. Yeah, all right, let's get through this. Probably actually

1413
01:43:10.720 --> 01:43:15.319
going to get excited by by being
too poor, but at least I'm getting

1414
01:43:15.359 --> 01:43:21.039
a stupid name, Red Derek.
I think you'd find more conservatives who would

1415
01:43:21.079 --> 01:43:25.359
be receptive if you offered them the
same understanding. You're just like man,

1416
01:43:26.359 --> 01:43:30.199
stupid ass punk ass nigga ass punk
ass dude. The amount of conservative I've

1417
01:43:30.199 --> 01:43:32.199
talked to over the years, you
know, five plus years and stuff like

1418
01:43:32.239 --> 01:43:35.920
that, than the ones that fucking
just continue to grift. They went to

1419
01:43:36.119 --> 01:43:42.039
further and further right and went crazier
and crazier, Like my nigga, My

1420
01:43:42.159 --> 01:43:45.399
nigga like to ignore all the other
years that I existed on the internet,

1421
01:43:45.439 --> 01:43:48.119
as if I haven't been cordial and
talked to many of those people. Is

1422
01:43:48.279 --> 01:43:53.399
fucking crazy. And it's like,
now I choose not to talk to those

1423
01:43:53.439 --> 01:43:56.640
people anymore because they're obvious grifters and
they suck my dick. So that's all

1424
01:43:56.640 --> 01:43:59.479
I gotta say about that. And
uh, if you ever want to talk

1425
01:43:59.520 --> 01:44:01.920
to me personally, I can come
to I can tell you why they're grifters

1426
01:44:01.960 --> 01:44:06.119
and why you should be embarrassed by
listening to these motherfuckers that are maximizing their

1427
01:44:06.119 --> 01:44:10.880
profits onlying to you when it's easily
fact checkable shit. But you know,

1428
01:44:11.760 --> 01:44:15.640
thank you for being a patron though. Like I I do respect, I

1429
01:44:15.720 --> 01:44:21.439
respect, I respect everybody until they
are proven grifter pieces of ship. I

1430
01:44:21.479 --> 01:44:26.880
know you're not, but you know
that I respect you to give me money.

1431
01:44:26.920 --> 01:44:29.079
I don't care if you're a grifter
or not. Thanks for the money.

1432
01:44:32.319 --> 01:44:35.199
The only person who I've met that's
even a remotely conservative that is that

1433
01:44:35.239 --> 01:44:43.039
doesn't strike me as like completely unreasonable, right, I know those people like

1434
01:44:43.039 --> 01:44:47.199
that on the ground level. It's
people that are these entertainers, these pundits.

1435
01:44:47.600 --> 01:44:50.119
They're in it for. Once they
get a taste of the big bucks,

1436
01:44:50.159 --> 01:44:55.279
they go crazier and crazier because you
know what, actually, you know

1437
01:44:55.319 --> 01:44:57.239
what, actually I think it is, you know what I think Actually it

1438
01:44:57.279 --> 01:45:02.399
is philosophically, I think I think
when if a conservative is even slightly entertaining,

1439
01:45:03.520 --> 01:45:06.720
they will use that as a means
to make as much money as possible.

1440
01:45:06.720 --> 01:45:11.800
Because there really aren't any like principles
tied to it, and because it

1441
01:45:11.840 --> 01:45:14.399
happens so infrequently where it's like I
feel like if somebody is like left leaning

1442
01:45:14.439 --> 01:45:18.159
and they're entertaining, they're probably generally
doing it for like the genuine art of

1443
01:45:18.199 --> 01:45:27.680
it or like not obviously doing something
like a lot of I think you could

1444
01:45:27.720 --> 01:45:30.359
do a mathematical study where like I
think like that's probably true for like maybe

1445
01:45:30.359 --> 01:45:31.359
like a majority, like maybe like
sixty percent of people, Like I feel

1446
01:45:31.359 --> 01:45:34.199
like that might apply to either on
either side, you know what I mean.

1447
01:45:35.039 --> 01:45:38.199
People when it comes to like people
that are left leaning, a lot

1448
01:45:38.239 --> 01:45:41.079
of times they take a pay cut
when they dive into politics versus what they

1449
01:45:41.079 --> 01:45:44.399
could be doing, like artistically,
I think of great example that is a

1450
01:45:44.439 --> 01:45:48.000
Sam Seater Sam Seater running the Majority
Report, who is a writer and actor,

1451
01:45:48.399 --> 01:45:51.119
and he took a back seat on
that stuff to focus more on politics,

1452
01:45:51.199 --> 01:45:56.199
makes considerably less money. Like they'll
do things like that where people like

1453
01:45:56.239 --> 01:46:00.079
there will be oil tycoons, big
oil money that backs the Daily Wire and

1454
01:46:00.119 --> 01:46:02.760
people make tens of millions of dollars
diving into politics on the right, there

1455
01:46:02.840 --> 01:46:08.279
is no machine backing people on the
left like that, Like tell me that

1456
01:46:08.319 --> 01:46:11.600
machine because I actually would. I
would that would be cool to get involved

1457
01:46:11.640 --> 01:46:15.680
because I would not feel bad taking
their money, but I would feel bad

1458
01:46:15.720 --> 01:46:23.079
taking money. I just that's do
that ship and just talk to conservative people

1459
01:46:23.319 --> 01:46:25.880
and have concocts with them and make
fun of them. I would one hundred

1460
01:46:25.920 --> 01:46:29.680
percent and be that person for the
left. This be the person whould make

1461
01:46:29.680 --> 01:46:32.439
a good sing my fucking things,
like my politics with biblical views, and

1462
01:46:32.439 --> 01:46:35.960
then getting a ton of money without
doing anything crazy. I would one hundred

1463
01:46:35.960 --> 01:46:39.880
percent do that for the left side. But they don't exist. It was

1464
01:46:39.920 --> 01:46:43.840
a huge, a huge machine backing
people like that. The best way you

1465
01:46:43.840 --> 01:46:46.600
can do it is get people back. And you like say Hassan for example,

1466
01:46:46.640 --> 01:46:49.880
you know, controversial as he is, he's backed by his viewers.

1467
01:46:50.239 --> 01:46:55.560
He makes money through views. He
doesn't have these large contracts from this big,

1468
01:46:55.680 --> 01:46:59.279
fucking faceless corporation that's pumping tens of
millions of dollars to them. And

1469
01:46:59.479 --> 01:47:02.079
you know, like say that's on
the right. A lot people say,

1470
01:47:02.159 --> 01:47:05.000
oh, people are drifting on the
left. I'm like, nigga, the

1471
01:47:05.119 --> 01:47:10.199
money's on the right. It's always
been there. The NRA, the oil

1472
01:47:10.279 --> 01:47:14.840
tycoons, the fucking pharmaceutical companies.
They're giving them tons of money. They

1473
01:47:14.840 --> 01:47:18.359
make so much money, and so
it's like, I understand it. At

1474
01:47:18.399 --> 01:47:21.279
a certain point, you kind of
want to be like, I don't care

1475
01:47:21.319 --> 01:47:26.840
about people anymore. I'm gonna do
me and fucking become rich and then secure

1476
01:47:26.880 --> 01:47:30.319
myself and my family, even though
you know and you throw your morals out

1477
01:47:30.319 --> 01:47:32.359
the window, and I'm like,
I get it. I don't like it,

1478
01:47:32.399 --> 01:47:36.199
but I understand what happens. I'm
trying to read one of these names

1479
01:47:36.199 --> 01:47:46.600
and draz draza five fo Nick Gunnick
close enough, Man, you're on a

1480
01:47:46.600 --> 01:47:53.039
turkey basin because I hate gay sex. Help fuck the dumbest lesbian they're coming.

1481
01:47:53.279 --> 01:47:58.079
Lots and lots of dicks involved.
Oh I went homeless paying Aan Miles

1482
01:47:58.159 --> 01:48:01.840
Chung to swat chumbuck sinos. Guy, that's crazy. John Strickland, who's

1483
01:48:01.840 --> 01:48:05.880
winning to tourk off between Tom Sweeney
and king or Kingston places her bets below.

1484
01:48:05.920 --> 01:48:12.439
Definitely Kingston's winning that merg eighteen eighteen
ninety ninety eight or eighteen eighty nine?

1485
01:48:13.359 --> 01:48:15.640
Can we call you the way the
Puppets bite it? Wait? Can

1486
01:48:15.680 --> 01:48:20.640
we call the way the Puppets bide? Can we call the way they puppet

1487
01:48:20.640 --> 01:48:29.159
Biden around Weekend at Bernie Sandings.
You know bad time, that's so bad.

1488
01:48:29.479 --> 01:48:33.319
The First Church of Keith David presents
Weekend at Sweeney's the podcast the Second

1489
01:48:33.399 --> 01:48:38.680
Church of the Day, featuring the
Better being better than the First Church of

1490
01:48:38.760 --> 01:48:45.079
Q David Prizo Blake eighteen eight ninety
six. I am a nearly child,

1491
01:48:45.119 --> 01:48:48.479
which I am damn near choked to
death laughing hearing Sweeney say that he thought

1492
01:48:48.479 --> 01:48:54.960
the ku klutz klanmen were dressed like
the Power Rangers in episode to twenty two.

1493
01:48:55.239 --> 01:49:00.279
They really look alike. Chris trying
to read a Papa Pa Papa.

1494
01:49:00.520 --> 01:49:04.079
That was I mean, wearing a
sock during sex to keep these piggies off

1495
01:49:04.159 --> 01:49:11.319
the wiki feet. That's crazy.
Alaska loyal Field trash Texas tater salad for

1496
01:49:11.479 --> 01:49:15.680
Galias, Sue Hulk, tickle my
ass. Here's Nicky Ziggy. I want

1497
01:49:15.720 --> 01:49:20.560
to test Chris's dyslexia. Oh Ginger, you almost did it. You did

1498
01:49:20.600 --> 01:49:28.359
it. I'm also I'm so dyslexic
more than Chris because Chris never fell for

1499
01:49:28.439 --> 01:49:32.640
it because he knows the trick.
I didn't know the trick. Amazing they've

1500
01:49:32.680 --> 01:49:35.319
been trying to trick it for a
while. I feel like Chris read that

1501
01:49:35.399 --> 01:49:42.720
question like twenty five ginger. There
is no prep into this show. He

1502
01:49:42.800 --> 01:49:46.720
is no. This guy is my
pisses thick like a gasoline slushy and Lily

1503
01:49:46.800 --> 01:49:48.800
chugged it. That's kind of weird. I don't like saying that. Now

1504
01:49:49.039 --> 01:49:54.520
me saying that it feels very gross. Reinforce It Live Action nine to eleven,

1505
01:49:55.079 --> 01:50:01.760
Wicked zero Wicked nine zero nine missed
U Sorry MSUs Jackson badly Brave Hugger

1506
01:50:01.840 --> 01:50:09.359
Derek duck Hunt, the vegan necromancer
which called I got consent a furyan?

1507
01:50:09.960 --> 01:50:16.039
Uh what is it? Brogerian punter
Malfus one finally rehabilitating and back in the

1508
01:50:16.119 --> 01:50:20.439
saddle with two functioning hands. Congratulations, I'm glad to get hands back,

1509
01:50:20.520 --> 01:50:27.520
and last but not least, the
chosen One, the king of haphazard.

1510
01:50:28.239 --> 01:50:30.840
Fuck Chris, I feel for you
man, after doing that. You've been

1511
01:50:30.880 --> 01:50:39.079
doing this for years, dude.
It is truly so exhausting that I speak

1512
01:50:39.159 --> 01:50:46.800
the rest. But thank you God, Thank you guys for watching Sweety's first

1513
01:50:46.800 --> 01:50:51.600
time reading the names fascinating. Uh, We'll see you next time. One

1514
01:50:51.640 --> 01:50:55.960
deserves this, bro No, one
deserves we got to treat you better.

1515
01:50:56.000 --> 01:51:00.399
We don't treat we don't treat you
right as ever man that nay I'm used

1516
01:51:00.439 --> 01:51:02.199
to. I want fucking I want
seven pages of that ship, and I

1517
01:51:02.239 --> 01:51:08.840
want him to fucking suffer at when
we get more than four pages. What

1518
01:51:08.960 --> 01:51:15.920
is gonna show them? He's gonna
show them. It's just it's anybody.

1519
01:51:15.079 --> 01:51:18.039
I'll just have an AI do it. Just have an a I do it.

1520
01:51:18.079 --> 01:51:24.119
That would be pretty, actually be
pretty? Would it would be fucked

1521
01:51:24.199 --> 01:51:26.279
up? Well, yeah it would, but it'd also be fun for at

1522
01:51:26.319 --> 01:51:31.079
least for a handful of times at
least. Uh see, yeah, that

1523
01:51:31.119 --> 01:51:34.159
would be that. That would actually
be a fun thing to do at least

1524
01:51:34.199 --> 01:51:38.880
once once every now and again.
Let's right, let's see, let's see

1525
01:51:38.880 --> 01:51:42.199
how the no, just see how
the A I can handle all these names

1526
01:51:42.199 --> 01:51:45.760
and whether or not will actually like
some of these is just like some of

1527
01:51:45.760 --> 01:51:49.840
these are genuinely incomprehensible, Like actually
they're really really insane that people wrote these

1528
01:51:50.279 --> 01:51:53.960
down. To me, I'm like, what the fun? That's a that's

1529
01:51:53.960 --> 01:51:56.319
a name. You thought like this
would be a great name to have in

1530
01:51:56.359 --> 01:52:00.319
someplace you could directly interact, And
they make those the names. I'm like,

1531
01:52:00.319 --> 01:52:04.439
what, there's there's a meta narrative
or a metagame to this that would

1532
01:52:04.520 --> 01:52:11.199
because like nobody's just subscribed to one
Patreon generally speaking, like they're either subscribed

1533
01:52:11.239 --> 01:52:14.159
to no patrons, or they're subscribed
to like at least a handful, like

1534
01:52:14.159 --> 01:52:17.720
maybe like two or three. I
love the idea that our audience is just

1535
01:52:17.800 --> 01:52:23.239
polluting the name pools of other audience
people Like you have like lists of like

1536
01:52:23.560 --> 01:52:29.560
John Smith and like, uh,
you know, Danielle Wellington, And then

1537
01:52:29.600 --> 01:52:35.720
you have fucking some of these ejaculators
by Warren Gay, like the one where

1538
01:52:35.760 --> 01:52:41.920
it's just like I literally the sparagus
PiZZ drinkers, like that's you gotta that

1539
01:52:41.920 --> 01:52:45.239
has to be your only patron because
everybody else will be like, what the

1540
01:52:45.239 --> 01:52:49.920
fuck is this guy talking about?
Should be? Nobody else has Patreon tiers,

1541
01:52:50.159 --> 01:52:54.119
nobody else has any patron tiers tied
to their name, though, so

1542
01:52:54.159 --> 01:52:56.720
we can influence these people in a
way that nobody because otherwise people just have

1543
01:52:56.800 --> 01:52:58.760
them like scrolling at the end,
or maybe they don't even have them at

1544
01:52:58.760 --> 01:53:01.520
all. So that's very true.
Who knows. For a while, my

1545
01:53:01.600 --> 01:53:05.439
name was Werewolf Watson and it was
a fucked up picture of Paul dress of

1546
01:53:05.479 --> 01:53:10.199
Watson, and so that would be
my name appearing on people's Patriot. It

1547
01:53:10.199 --> 01:53:14.319
would be just fuck the picture where
wolf watching. That sounds actually amazing.

1548
01:53:15.439 --> 01:53:18.119
All right, let's get the fun
out of here. Bye. Suck my

1549
01:53:18.239 --> 01:53:21.319
Dick niggas. Suck my Dick.
Nigga niggas, Suck my Dick nigga niggas

1550
01:53:21.319 --> 01:53:24.119
sucked by Dick. Suck by Dick
nigga