Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look
he's Okay. Yeah, let me ask you guys something. How often do
you guys clean this, well, this specific part of the mic, so
not often, even though I have specifically a lit roller for it, and
I just it just I do it when it's so glaringly obvious when I when
I when I'm editing, and since I don't do like regular videos anymore,
I kind of don't notice it. Yeah. Yeah, every time I clean
my desk, I clean this really so once a week. Yeah, no
way, I don't. Okay, So when I say clean, I mean
like properly, like like soak and soap. I'm not talking about I'm not
talking about like like pull things off, like actually done that. I've never
soaked into my wind shield in soap never, never, once. I recommend
because I like whenever I every time I clean my desk everyone, because my
desk gets sucked up every wee because I play card games at my desk on
like webcam and shit. So like by the time it hits Friday, this
this Friday, it is more organized than usually. The thing is I did
literally maybe maybe clean up probably yesterday. I think I don't remember because you're
not, you know, a man man. You know you only do things
when she too, because literally, because like I clean up, I clean
up on my own. But what happens is that like usually by Friday,
it's fucked That's like by the end of the week is like it's fucked up
by Friday. I feel like I normal ty for cleaning. I think funny
for cleaning all the time. But like then I clean like literally every day.
So it's like, yeah, dude, it's insane. It's insane.
Now it's ezy because the way I used to live before Lily, I could
not live like that anymore. I probably get sick of my own area now
because how much she makes me clean. I feel uncomfortable not cleaning. Yeah,
yeah, no, Mexicans love cleaning, man. I feel like I
feel like the only time you should clean every day is if there's like food
involved, like just that that's to me, that's the only thing that is
a requirement, like don't let food sit out. But other things, like
say a little bit of clothes was a little bit of like you should cleaner
every day, but you shouldn't really clean deep yeah, yeah, deep clean.
It's like Sunday deep clean. It's like once a week, but like
generally speaking, like every day I will move around my house and I will
things will be out of place, and there will be like you know,
I will take things out of where they're supposed to be, and so like
even if it's just like five minutes of just like okay, I'm gonna take
that and put that away or like that, it just saves It saves time
because then otherwise it's just like a fucking deser and some days I just can't
do it because I'm so fucking busy, and then like, oh, I've
got a fucking all my entire room in my floor, the entire floor of
my room is covered in clothes because I just haven't I haven't bothered with it.
But for us, for us is like every it's every day we clean
them. Like if we if we use the kitchen, we will not go
to bed with the things in the kitchen. Sink was like, don't don't
trifle with the kitchen. Don't trifle with the kitchen. Kitchen clean at all
times the kitchen. Unfortunately, Like dude, I've man some of the apartments
that we lived in before where things just were so needlessly fucked. Yeah,
you just clean the kitchen. That's when we freak kitchen always clean bathrooms.
Bathroom was cleaned, but not like deep cleaned. We usually like we clean
the bathroom, but we don't like just get on our knees and scrub every
day. We do that like on Saturdays. Dude. I I it took
me a good three months to get over like roach related trauma when I lived
when I started living here in this apartment, when I started living like on
my own, because like every time, for like for three straight months until
it started to like fade and go away, I couldn't walk into my kitchen
at night or in the dark out turning the lights on first and then staring
intently at the floor make sure just to make sure that they weren't fucking on
the floor and scattering. Because that was just like exclusively our experience living in
both the building that we lived in before our current places and uh, the
first one that it's that strip of Burbank, bro, it's that like strip
going up because everyone I know that's lived there has had the same problems just
going that. I don't know, I think it's just been I think it's
really just poor fucking management. And because because there are things like I don't
understand how you because straight up, those roaches weren't our fault, straight up
like actually like for real, genuinely actually for real, none of it.
You could argue maybe the first one maybe, but the second place we had
nothing to do with that one. No, the first place even more so
because the first place we didn't. We we didn't, and when we moved
in, we just we moved from a place with no roaches first off,
in Glendell, because we had like the fucking fifth floor or something, some
ridiculous third floor, but it was the top of the building. And when
we moved in, we didn't have any food. We didn't have food,
and then they were just there anyway. But they don't even need food to
survive. They did what do they eat? Like dust and shit? I
hate man, roaches. They pissed me off. Man, They really infuriate
me. It's usually not most people's fault. It only takes one dirty,
disgusting piece of shit, and then also gold making the next apartment literally playing
with them, fucking racing, giving them social security numbers and giving them like
anime recommendations like a fucking cycle living among them. I I've been thinking about
that because I'm the uh so I've been. I've been I've been trying to
figure out what would be the best area to move back in California. I'm
like, Okay, practically, should I just make it most convenient for myself
so when I'm traveling to work will be a breeze when we're like recording and
stuff. But then I'm also like, uh, where should what apartments?
What should I? Because you know, because I I will break a lease.
I'm not. I can't live with roaches, you know what I'm saying.
So if I got one of those unfortunate situations where you know, the
the apartment's presentable, they cleaned it up, so now they're showing it there's
no roaches, and then as soon as I settle in then it's like,
oh here they come, I'm like, nope, fuck you them out.
You know. It's so I'm trying to avoid a situation like that. How
do you avoid a situation like that? I think all you can do is
talk to the locals, like, hey, man, uh you know about
any roach infestations here? Because they're the only ones that truth genuinely the only
way to do it is to talk to the people involved with the building because
like and by the way, I mean talk to them in the sense that
like, don't like Zillow is is not Zillo's not. This is actually like
the best place to do it. To find like apartments that are like that
are both like cheap or like cheaper than like where you would find on Zillow,
but also where you can engage with a real person who's going to who's
generally going to be a little bit more straight up with you than anything else,
Like they're gonna be like yeah, because I remember there was one person
that I was talking to. I didn't end up taking it because it was
just kind of like an inconvenient location. But one of the people that I
was talking to was like, yeah, so we've had we have like an
ant problem here sometimes, but like we we have like people here to come
and we have like people dedicated to come fix it. It's usually like twice
a year they'll they'll pop in and it will be a problem. And I
was like, I'm surprised you're telling me this. That's they would never our
previous managers would never fucking apartment managers would never tell us anything like that.
They would just sweep all of it under because they're just some company. But
usually like if it's just some guy, it's it's a I don't know,
that's been a pretty positive experience, and they'll be pretty upfront with you,
but yeah, I don't know, it's it's a It really is a luck
of the draw kind of situation because there's no there's really no reason way where
there really is no reason why my apartment where it is shouldn't have the same
number of like like there's no there's no real geographical reason as to why,
like this one is roach free and the other one wasn't. Like it's still
in a pretty populated area with like a lot of restaurants around it. They
there's grocery stores like completely around it, so like there's I don't know,
I don't get it, but just luck, you know, some piece of
ship didn't move in there and that harbored because a lot of times it'll even
just be moved in from another area that has roaches in their luggage, and
then those roaches start laying eggs and then build fucking nests and it's like,
well the place why, that's why I didn't want to. I'm pretty sure
that's why you guys Kingston, you had roaches in your apartment, the one
that the one that you lived in with Joe. I'm pretty sure that's why.
Yeah, because like you took everything from that apartment, and I was
like, I remember, I want to take as little as possible because I
was like, I didn't I don't trust any of this, even when you
guys gave that apartment, when you guys gave me, you guys gave me
that table, like when you were moving out, Like you gave me that
like metal table, and I took it because I was like, yeah,
I need a table. But I left it outside for weeks because I was
like, that ship's not coming in here, so I know for sure.
It's like being like and I would go out and I would spray it every
day with like fucking insecticide and like wind decks and all this bullshit to make
sure that apartment. There was one time right before I moved, remember when
we were you were staying with me for like that you said, were you
like a month with us? For a long period of time you were just
with us, hanging out us at that place. Yeah, there was one
time where like I was gonna take a shower and then like sludge came,
like black sludge came out of the drain, and I was like, why
is this happen? I was so sad strawt and I was like why,
and just the landlord was like it just happened sometimes, and I was like,
it just happened to happen. Insane answer that was like, Ben,
I mean, can I move in with you guys? I was just like
I was like, hey, guys, you'all got a spare bedroom, right,
can I please live there? I can't do this anymore. I was
so like Kingston, take him to court, take him to court, Please
take him. You probably should have. I should have. I probably should
have lives there is gonna get sucked over by the same ship. There was
no there was no vents in the place. The a c was horrible.
It was terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible apartment dude. Thank god I
moved out of there and I moved into a really great apartment after that,
and then I moved here with this fucking dope. Yeah, I'm trying to
move into some like white ship, dude, Like I'm trying to find like
and then I'll just have jojo like fucking take you know, point and then
so and then I'll show up at the last second, you know what I
mean. And then I'm also here. I'm also here ship, you know,
but like starting No, no, you already signed the papers, mister.
I'm sorry. Uh, Derek Pilot didn't think I'm white. So it's
all good. Yeah, yeah, it's good. Maybe you can just kind
of when she goes in to meet them, you can like maybe like crouch,
like get yourself as loaded the ground as possible and just walk behind her
and they'll just think of you're her shadow or something. I'm like, a,
I'm her shadow, all black, just in all black, and just
follow just be like, no, I'm not an African American male. I'm
actually this white woman's this white European woman's shadow. Oh god, I'm actually
the slavist woman's shadow. In fact, yeah, I know, quite confusing.
I make you think you scared me, thought you were a black man.
No, I is not welcome. Welcome to the Stark Podcast. I
forgot to say that. So before we continue, before we go on,
I do want to mention our merch store is pretty much done. It's we
have a launch day of like May eighteenth, seventeenth. That's where it is
right now. I ordered some samples that we'll get here in a couple of
days, just to test them out for me for my sake. But that
link will be on the Patreon for patrons at some point in the near future,
so keep an eye out on that, And there's a password for you
to get in early to potentially you know, get a lower price on some
of these and also you might even get some stuff that's not going to be
there when the store launches for everybody. Yeah, some eclusive, some exclusive
ship that the public should never see, but you guys will have access to
it never some some out of sight. Really I don't so I don't know
why we haven't done this, But why do why do we not sell ri
ip Marcus? Well, why don't we do that? That is your face?
So that so here's the here's the I mean, here's the thing.
I was going through my I have like a kind of a merched, like
pretty much a lot of the merch it's it's it's saved in my phone in
like a favorite section. And I was going through some of the old pieces
I have and other things, and I was thinking something similar in the vein
that I'm like, why the fuck have I not because my I don't think
my tea spring or spring whatever the fuck is active or anything. There's a
lot of things that could trans translate over into the podcast itself that I'm like,
we we you know it just recently. We need to figure that out
for sure, maybe even make a two point zero because I did have,
uh, something that was made a while a while back, when it happened
Jesus Christs forever ago, that was in twenty seventeen, that happened. I
cut it. That was insane, dude, I was like, what,
Derek, Yeah, that was the craziest thing about that video is I didn't
I had never spoke in a BEAUTI pie before because why would I? And
then uh, he saw a video I made of him where I kind of
took it easy on him about the N word thing because I was like,
I don't know this motherfucker, but I would put money down on it that
he's not like a seething remember the pubg thing with the bridge oh yeah scene,
Yeah, so like he said the infamous gamer word and then like I
took it easy on him because I'm like, I'm being honest. I thought
that shit was fucking funny, and I put money on it that I think
this fucking sweetish dude is clearly not a seething racist. Like I think we
can calm down and say he said the game a word because he played too
much fucking Call of Duty and whatever else, because it infact you you know,
you know how it gets when you're you had a bad round. He
like, I should probably stop, you know, I should probably stop.
I thought I didn't. I wasn't mad at him. I just thought that
was really dumb that he famous dumb. He just he had a moment where
he forgot that he's one of the most famous online creators, and he just
reverted to like I'm a regular person and I'm gonna say some horrible ship And
sometimes you gotta say the worst thing you could possibly think of. At the
most, you gotta reset, you gott I've been in there when you're like
you've had a bad game and you're still playing and you know you need to
reset, Yes you have, you know you need to reset, but you're
like, I'm gonna play another game, and it's like everyone around you is
like, yo, maybe you should take a breath, bro, like you're
kind of wilding and then you just screaming the N word out of the second
story building. Yeah. Because of that that, I I did a video
or something like that, and then we got in touch, and because of
that, I was like, why not, I'm gonna ask him if he'll
be in my wrist in peace Marcus video, And he shot me a video
where he was like crying profusely or pretending obviously, and I thought like that
it was just so wild to me in when shit like that, like it's
almost like it makes you want to pay it forward if anybody else ever asked
you for a favor like that, because I did the same thing, Like
I did the same thing when I asked him, like, hey, can
you do this real quick? And then he went a butt pizza above and
beyond up that pizza thing. Like that's still when I think about that every
once in a while, like I can't believe you fucking did that, because
to me, I would expect spend five seconds getting your phone, putting something
in this sending it and I'd be like, thank you for your time.
He's like, nah, I'm gonna do some shit and uh, but yeah,
that was cool, like just not expecting that. But I can't believe
that was twenty seventeen. Man with the funny time, anytime it's not gone.
Anytime people reach out to me and ask for like something like somebody that
I'm like vaguely familiar, I was like, oh, I know they make
stuff, and and like, oh, I know that they're like a content
person in some capacity. I've had some people reach out and there like hey
can you do this thing? I generally try to be like all right,
I'll yeah, I'll do whatever. Like I had somebody to like solid JJ
he does. He does those like those still animatics of like old cartoons.
It's really difficult to describe, but it's like an absurdist like old sixty Superman
videos and stuff. And he was like, hey, can I get you
to do you want to do a voice for him? I was like yeah,
and I gave him like five minutes of the same takes over and over
again, because I'm just like, yeah, fucking why not pay it forward
and just do something cool. Yeah, it's just fun, it's nice.
Yeah, I'll be honest. I've turned down some podcasts, but that's about
it, just because yeah, I'm not gonna do another podcast. Yeah no,
it's a little the idea that I would have no time to do any
other podcasts and is fucking stack Like I I can't And I tell him killed
themselves off the kill yourself, that's crazy, that's really un necessari Stiz and
I block them immediately, murder yourself and you. So that's like before the
questions, just to let him know, let him know how you feel.
Right off the bat, before we into questions, Derek wanted to It's really
the only topic that we thought to talk about today because I'm looking on Twitter.
Ain't nothing happened, Ain't nothing going on. But Derek wanted to talk
a little bit more about the fought Out show. I thought we talked about
it on the show, but I guess I don't. I don't. I
think you know what it is. I think I talked about it a little
bit more on Sacred Symbols probably or like one of those shows. And I
can't fucking remember where my life begins where the shows end anymore. So yeah,
take it away. What is it? What is it that you want
to I want to say, I do declare that I won't to talk about
uh no, So I actually I gotta I got a lot of people were
asking they wanted, I guess more of a clear take on I went on
a couple of rants. One was spoiler free on Instagram, and then I
kind of just did some spoilers on TikTok with that I deleted because like,
no, what fucking watches my My TikTok is like nothing, It's barren.
Uh. But I've seen everybody give the show universal praise, and I understand
why. I totally get it. But I also I didn't see anybody.
I guess I'm like, I swear I'm not autistic man, but like the
stuff that I'm feeling like I am because I'm seeing almost nobody saying the pointing
out the things that were kind of like bothering me in the show, and
that had only has to do with just writing decisions with like moments and like
uh plot points that were seeing seemed completely contrived me in ways that it makes
it very hard for me to enjoy in other shows, like say, even
when like The Walking Dead was still good, people enjoyed season three. I
use that as an example we've talked about on the show before, with like
Mishone versus the Governor. There was that moment with the machete or not the
machete, sorry, the katana and she has him dead to rights and instead
of just slicing his heat off or doing whatever, shoving it up his ass
whatever like that, you know, just puts it under the neck, tries
to choke him out with it. And it's one of those things that is
still contrived that I'm like, it's hard for me to focus on anything else
because that was such a crazy decision to make. And I feel like there's
quite a bit of those So, I mean, admittedly from just what I'm
seeing from people, it what I'm seeing from people is that it's there they
I feel like there's like a zeitgeis going on. This show did something so
wonderful that a lot of other shows didn't do. Like say, obviously,
most people are comparing the show to the Halo series because the season two just
wrapped up not that long ago. So when they're comparing the fucking garbage that
happened in the Halo franch the Paramount Plus series versus the tender love and care
that is put into this Fallout series, I feel like they've completely looked over
a lot of conflicting things that have happened that seem kind of lazy, and
I would say purposefully lazy, because there are moments in the show that are
so masterfully written that I'm like, this contrast feels like they're different riders working
on each episode or something, whereas like the consistency is really fucking weird to
me in a way that I'm like, that was awesome, What an amazing
scene. That was great. I'll just say, because I don't want to
get a spoiler territory yet, I will put up something because I have to
say something. I can't be too vague, but all I will say vaguely.
I've had no problems with this in the Vaults, everything that has to
do with the Vaul dwellers, everything that's gone on with that. I've had
a wonderful time watching it. There hasn't been anything where I've been like,
why the fuck did you do that? Why is this? Why there?
They would never do that or this that. It's just been fun. I
love the characters. I love that guy that I was actually thinking so Lucy's
brother, I forget his name from I know him from him in Montana show
watch. I was gonna be like, this is I was like, I
feel like they robbed Chris Reagan of a role where I was like, I
was like, I was like, this is Chris role. Man, I
look at a different universe, in the universe that is, like, you
would have done that if I chose to become an actor. Unfortunately, I've
ruined any possible prospect of that ever happening for me. Yea, not anymore.
Far too much. It's far too late now. We just got to
get alternate timeline. We just got to like find the right Harvey Weinstein type,
you know, just do a couple of things. I'll fuck, I'll
fuck, I'll fuck the new Harvey Weinstein and then I'll and then I'll get
I'll get into the I'll get into the pictures, you know. Like no,
I I genuinely I loved seeing him and honestly, to be look,
I'm gonna I don't know, man, have we all seen the show?
I feel like, yeah, I know you're not done. I know Derek's
not finished. I'm not completely done. It's it's Amazon Prime, it's all
out. It's all out. Yeah, Well, we'll let you know when
when it's I feel like I kind of just want to talk about it.
Let's get into it, get into it and some more specific this is a
spoilery episode. I'm sorry, but like I mean, I just I don't
know how to talk about the show without somebody can take a weekend to finish
the show, because I feel like almost I haven't met anybody else that is
not done with the show yet because of the how much hype it's had.
Like pretty much everyone's like this show, I killed the show. Yeah,
and yeah, I yeah, I get it, but like, dude,
I love Yeah, Moist's areas is so good in this, Like it was
so nice to see. I like seeing characters like this because it's so like
archetypically, like not standard, like the idea that I love, the idea
that it's him and that big like the chet guy yeah, and chests like
the cow Chet's like kind of like the coward league the Giant pussy. Yeah,
it's so it's I love that dynamic between them. It's just like this
is such a good It's so you don't see this really. It feels so
scoopy do at moments, but it's really fun. You know. Yeah,
there's kind there kind of is even with the whole mystery, like the whole
like solving ship. Actually yeah, but yeah, I don't know. I
I think, uh, overall, I think it's the issue with the fall
of show and it's and I think it's why they chose to release it all
at once. And to be fair, like, I don't know if this
is this could be a problem with the show, I guess if you look
at it in that way, But they definitely needed to release it all at
once because I think I don't know if it works individual like week to week.
I'm not sure if it works as well as it does as like a
cohesive whole. There are certain episodes where like, like I genuinely feel like
the first five episode or the first four and a half episodes are like building
up to where the show like kind of like fucking lets itself loose. And
so there's like four episodes of setup basically and like kind of like, oh,
what's this mystery and like what are these characters or what are they doing?
And like how does that make sense? And like oh, if there's
like a weird thing that happens, like how does that come into play later?
Because most of it does, and that's kind of like the thing about
it where it's like it's not really it's kind of like it feels like a
movie, like a really long movie, more than it does like a TV
show. I'm not really sure hells to describe it, but this is as
a week to week show in the same way that like a lot of other
shows work, and that might be a problem with it, but in the
way that it's been in the in the in the wake of its success,
do you think it will be released episodically in in uh weekly uh in season
two? That I think, yeah, I think now you can, because
you've established it and you know what I mean, Like everybody kind of like
if they wanted to get into it, like they could just like binge the
first season, it would all be out and all the characters that are established,
all the mysteries established, like the world is established. I think though,
to get people on board with a video game adaptation that people are like
pretty skeptical about. Like I remember watching the first episode and I thought like,
yeah, that was pretty good. And I remember watching the second episode
and being like, yeah, that was fun. And I don't think it
was really until like episode five that it was like yo, or like episode
six where it was like, this is fucking crazy actually, like when and
I still had a good time before then. I still genuinely, like really
really liked it before that, but like those were the episodes and like the
finales fucking great. So like I really think it's a matter of like how
it how it all ties together and how it wraps up. But I do
know what you're talking about, Like there are some things that I would see
that, like things that I thought would be callbacks that weren't like for me,
Like I remember, I remember specifically there was a scene where Lucy's kind
of like she's camping out at night and she likes she likes a fire,
and then it's like a warning. It's like set up to be like a
warning where it's like, hey, don't do that, but like it kind
of never there's no there's no there's no pay that really at all. It's
not really the biggest deal when you compared to I don't know, because the
rest of the show, the rest of the show is so fucking good,
but like that is it is weird that they made a point to point that
out and then just not do anything character though there are character the problem understand
what you mean though something you know you can introduce them without doing that.
Though, that's why so weird, Like there's the moments like this though,
and that's what that that's what this is what's tripping me up. I guess
that every episode and and and I and I will say I didn't realize it
until a few episodes in that the President was kind of set since the very
beginning in the first episode when Lucy is fighting for her life against the raider.
When when that happens, the whole the entire sequence, I was completely
okay with because I'm like, well, obviously she's not gonna fucking die,
that's stupid. It's just like, okay, how's she gonna get out of
this cleverly? I was kind of hoping that it was gonna be that,
you know, it's almost like an anime thing. And they they did do
the little pause to think that, oh, maybe she stabbed the raider,
but no, she got stabbed, which is kind of like the the twist.
Oh you were expecting him to get stabbed and that's how he gets finished,
but she got stabbed and then he's like trying to choke it. So
this is where I was already kind of like retroactively thinking about it of how
uh this raider is he like the dumbest person on earth where where he had
her dead to rights and he just didn't kill her, And I would expect
the riding to just do a better job on how for her to get out
of the situation and why I'm even him picking this at all? Fine,
then didn't she get the thing and hit him in the face, break it
and then his jaw open? So here's the other thing he gets, He
he survives, he survives. That was stupid, but still even what I
mean is he didn't do an irradiated free from the surface. I haven't put
it. He didn't do any he didn't hold on, hold on, hold
on favor, so he didn't he didn't do any type of killing blow,
which you're a raider, you would have just killed her. But obviously for
the show, she had the plot armor. But I'm just saying this happens
in the show a lot, and I'll get to it later that there are
better ways to write this than I'm like, because I expect her to survive,
obviously she needs to make it to a specific destination. But like,
let's just make it more believable, and it just seems lazy that he just
stabbed her and then I'm just gonna try to choke her or something, stab
her again, stab her, you know, you finish her. You would
logically try to finish her, but instead you wrote it in a way that
it's just so fantastical that it kind of takes me out of it a little
bit. And this happens in every single episode. There is something that I'm
like, here is a very pivotal moment where this person most likely should have
died in all logic, but then they do something lazily that they survive in
a way where I'm like, damn, that could have been written so much
better, And then it kind of takes me out of it a little bit.
And to me, moments like that dragged down the show and it just
makes me enjoy it less. And then I guess where I felt a little
bit, because I'll give more examples, but I just felt a little bit
like, oh, that's weird. I don't I see people doing this all
the time when they'll shit on other shows, even when they're great shows,
They'll they'll point out these fucking retarded moments, and I saw nobody doing that,
and I kind of felt like, oh, I think people are just
so grateful for this series that like they are completely looking past moments like this.
And that's just how I feel, because I because I when anytime you
bring up like a mashone, or you bring up like dumb shit that happened
towards the latter seasons of Game of Thrones, people are like, yeah,
unanimously, like I can't believe they fucking did that. Why would they fucking
do that in a way that like say, they're already upset, so of
course they're gonna point out all of the shit that's pissing them off. But
when you're in a good mood, you can kind of overlook a lot of
shit that's like glaringly and you know that it just gave one example. I
like, that's just one. I haven't there are way worse examples than just
that. They're way worse. I haven't even like, well, let me
just let me say what you have to say and then I'll continue after.
Well, I mean to me, if it's if it's a precedent set from
the very beginning, I get why something like that would drag down the Walking
Dead because it just kind of happens out of nowhere in season three, but
then it kind of like if it's there from the beginning, it's kind of
like there as like a stylistic thing. Actively I noticed that, like say,
it didn't, I didn't. I couldn't have known right away, Like
say, I just thought like, uh, that was fine, And I
didn't think that that was gonna happen. Hold, let me just finish my
sins and I'll let you go. Like I didn't know that that was gonna
keep continue happening. So retroactively, I understood, oh, this series,
it's just gonna be littered with this shit, and so I had and I
didn't know that because the way people glowingly talked about the show. People that
I know who fucking tear shows down for stuff like this just ignored all of
it. And I'm like, oh, so I was just kind of taken
by surprise. I guess, yeah, yeah, what were you gonna say?
Yeah, I'm I'm I'm kind of in the middle with that, because,
uh, when it comes to shows like Walking Dead, Walking Dead from
the beginning. In the beginning, there was a lot more like groundedness in
the react the way people were interracted with stuff, you know, like it
was like, oh Rick had died any moment because he almost dies, Like
the first episode of Walking Dead is it's like peak television, Like when he
goes into the tank and he has to crawl under and get into the bottom
and he fights the guy that ends up playing Darth Mall that played Darth Mall
like three times voice acting, and he shot him in the head and he
was like the head was ringing in the freaking tank. You guys know that
was that was the guy that played Dark for that. I literally just know
that he was also from being human. It's pretty he was ating from being
humans crazy, Like even when I see him at cons, he usually dresses
up like he usually fucking goes as Darth Ball like because he's like fucking I've
never seen him as Mall and the cons, but that's a that's a different
everything. But it was so that whole such direction. And then when he
met Glenn, like that was such a like jaw biting, like fuck,
this is like really intense thing. Not for Fallout. I think Fallout had
uh some moments that could have been used better, but none of them were
like this is horrible you know, like this is like horribly done. I
think that the moment, the moment with the fire could have been done better.
I think that was just dumb. Didn't really affect it for me,
but I thought it was dumb. But there are moments that like it,
Like, here's a I'll just try to like start with the biggest one,
start with the biggest one. Okay, so the biggest one. I feel
like we're there. What annoyed me so much? Is this? This annoyed
me a lot. Lucy gets away from what's the ghoul's name? What Walton
Goggins? What's his name? The ghoul on the show, Cooper, Cooper
Howard. His name is Walton, Yeah, Walton Goole, Walton Goggins,
Gulton Goggins. Uh, you know, is fucking torturing this lady. I'm
gonna say this whole entire sequence and then I'll talk about Maximus. So I'm
gonna do Lucy in them. So. Uh. She has a moment where
she breaks free because he's starting to get all fucked up, because he's starting
to turn feral. She runs, and then for the sake of the show
and the cinematography, she stops dead in her tracks. Where she sees the
destillation, the desolation and the destruction in the distance. And you know,
as an audience, of course we're supposed to take that in as her the
character that is running for her life. To stand there long enough for her
to allow to be lassoed drove me insane, because you need to think about
it in a logical sense, like if you're writing a story, the next
thing you're gonna do is break in another direction. If you can't go that
cause you're running for your life, you don't have time to take in the
scene like the audience does. So I don't mind her getting captured. That
is the point, that is the conclusion. So I need her to be
captured in a more realistic way, like she gets flanked at some point,
or she's trying to hide and he finds something that's more than just this payoff
for the audience itself, because it takes me out of it because I'm thinking,
what's she gonna do next? Oh, she stands there and then slow
motion gets lassoed, and I'm like, that was fucking stupid because and this
is and people don't think about this because if she escapes, it changed the
entire dynamic of what happens next, which is her being fucking sold off to
get her organs harvested. That is like an entire lead up to something.
It would change the entire outcome, and furthermore, I want to continue with
that. So she ends up, you know, with snipstif, which finally
Matt Barrier is like, hey, Matt Verry awesome. So fucking snip Snip
sedates her. Oh she's fucked. Oh wait, no, she's not fucked
because she gets sedated briefly and wakes up right as she's about to get her
organs harvested, which miraculously allows her to escape in a way that I'm like,
am I supposed to be the dumbest person on earth? Like? Okay,
so does Snipstip only sedate people long enough to where they can wake up
and then be harvested, And she's the only one that's ever escaped, Like
I know, she's not supposed to get an organs harvested. Write it better
for her to escape in a more logical way. Then why would you not
have her sedated the entire time and just harvest organs? Like like I'm supposed
to just fucking be so stupid as an audience memory to be like, yeah,
that happened, Like it's just I don't think I have a problem with
that moment in particular. I think I think maybe the running away moment,
I could be like, all right, cool, like I get it.
Like so you think you think it's totally running to like say, for example,
be sedated and wake up miraculously, right, is you about to get
your organs harvested and then to miraculously escape? That seems like a reasonable thing
to you. It's it's it's not reasonable, but it's a plot point,
you know, Like it's a plot So come actually you go yeah, you
go ahead. Well I was gonna say, I think I actually fundamentally disagree
because everything that you're mentioning right now, I feel I do feel kind of
like is why I like the show, And it's because Fallout isn't really like
I guess to me that just the video game nature of the world itself that
I've played so many times, you know, to me, I think about
I think about I think about shows like Walt like Breaking Bad, where I'm
like, none of this makes sense, like actually, zero of Breaking Bad
makes any logical sense at all, Like why would this random white chemistry teacher
be a better drug dealer than like the entire fucking cartel. It makes none
of it genius, I guess, you know, as well as I like
like el Musk is to drug. To me, the thing that doesn't make
sense is him becoming a super villain and like less than a year or whatever
it was. That's the thing that doesn't make sense to me. I don't
I don't somebody being extremely a genius because a lot of people that are really
smart don't get to the drug trade. So I don't really him being very
good at what he does by him being a fucking super villain and that short
amount of time being a normal GROSSI and then going from a super That's the
part where I'm like, all right, all right, but so but so
what so? What I mean is so? What I mean by that is
like, when there are decisions like that that don't make sense, what do
they What do they offer in return for their lack of like real world logic?
I guess, like, what does it offer? And that is like
sad to me, Like when I see Lucy, when I see Lucy running
and she she does that pause or whatever, and she's like taking in the
wasteland. That's really that's a really naive and stupid thing to do. But
that's also like where that character is at that point, Like she's a very
naive, like her brain's fucking fried from like wandering through the desert and so
like for me, like my suspensive disbelief is so enough so that like,
okay, I could see somebody not thinking straight enough to be like to be
surprised by like what they're seeing and be like what the fuck is going on?
And then have a fucking superpowered ghoule take them down. And in that
moment of weakness, I can I can understand like, oh, well,
if she's waking up conveniently right when, right when the the the robot is
about to fucking cut her up, that is very silly. But is it
more of like I don't know, I almost wonder if it's like establishing the
general level of incompetence in the wasteland more than it's necessarily like, because what
maybe people do wake up all the time during the mister Handy thing and he's
and they just because they're no. But look at that, how it's you
were compensating for bad writing. That is what that is no, I think
I'm I'm I just think I'm engaging. If you took English in high school,
then you would have to agree with that that is something that you study
that when you when the audience has to feel in so many gaps, when
you're not purposefully doing that because they're not they're not purposefully doing that. I'm
gonna leave it up to your interpretation. No, when you need to fill
up these gaps that they did not convey to you, when you all you
need to do five ten seconds letting them know, like the level of incompetency
would be like something where there would be emphasis on that sedation or when you're
about to be sedated, that there is something off about it is all you
need to know that. It's like keys you into this is gonna go fucking
awry in a way that just writing just like you just establish this shit and
then when all hell breaks loose to something, you're like, oh, there's
the payoff. That was great. I just feel like there's things that when
people are kind of trucking forward, people ask questions about these things, and
they'll just kind of show you off and be like, I don't care,
you're too lazy, You're too already set in stone with what you wrote,
and you don't want to fix it. And I feel like even just right
after that, just right after the scene where she's now threatening those dudes,
those stoner dudes that are running the operation, and like that is like in
a way that it annoyed me again that she like let the ghules out and
then they obviously don't want to let the pharaoh ones out, because no,
but that's not that's not an annoying point. The only goal she interacted with
was one that was not intense. I didn't even say anything. What are
you talking about? I'm not even the right right, right right, so
you agreement, you didn't say it, you didn't say anything. So yeah,
she lets them out, and then she's like, I said all of
them, let all of them out. And then so one of them tries
to speak up to be like why I can't, but then she shoots that
stuff like that draino ship that like it's like acid essentially, and that is
enough for them to just do it. Well, knowing that anybody else in
that situation would be like, all right, two things, those pharaoh guls
are going to disembowel us. I need to convey this more than just being
threatened by this shit. It is more important that I have. If I
open this, I am to their sudden death. I am going to die.
There is a chance that I am not going to die with this lady
that is threatening me. I need to convey that we're going to die.
And it was enough to just be frightened by that juicy shit to be like
I'll just kill myself and open it. And then not only that, when
the faralh Guls come out, they then whip out their guns and start shooting
at them. Didn't try shooting at Lucy. Didn't even care that she was
a threat even though she escaped getting her organs harvested. Anybody who was about
to get their organs harvest and that escaped from that situation or obviously gonna be
pissed off for you to just be sitting there like as if she's not a
threat. The entire situation in that moment was so fucking stupid to me,
Like everybody behaved just absolutely retarded in a way that, like I said,
you have to suspend your disbelief so much, And I feel like that can
be written so much better, so much better, much better I know what
you're saying, Like I get like, I think I would have written it
maybe differently. I probably would have written that scene almost identically, except I
think I probably would have had her shoot the other guy by accident and then
like feel really bad about it and then like freak the other guy out and
be like what the fuck and then he just like panics and like lets him
loose or something. So it would still be like funny, it would still
be it would it would still be like a humorous moment. It would still
be like naivete on her part. Yeah, and it would still it would
I don't know, but but I don't know who's to say that would even
be there? I guess to me, I just look at it like there
are I wouldn't say that like the Fall Show is like perfect television by any
stretch of the imagination, you know what I mean, Like there's there's definitely
flaws in it. But I think a lot of like a lot of this
stuff does kind of come down to like, well, what do I want
to see? It's like, yeah, I want to see kind of a
I kind of want to see this happen, and I do want I do
understand, like wanting to have like a more naturalistic through line, but at
the same time fallouts never there's so much absurd, like is so so absurd
as a universe, like both like what individual what individual characters are able to
do in that universe is fucking staggering. And so to me, it's just
like, Okay, I want to see that then in the show. I
don't want to not see that I wanted to. I don't care if I
don't care if the Ghoul is like uncharacteristically like invincible or like like could get
himself out of like that's insane, Like that's not because he's the Ghoul.
The the the the the the the laws of the universe and the writing and
good writing are not the same thing. Like so sweety, remember recently we
were kind of jizzing over X Men ninety seven in episode five. Yeah,
amazing that the X Men universe is the dumbest fucking bullshit ever. The fact
that you're we don't need to even go into how stupid it is. It
is the dumbest shit ever. But that episode particular, and X ninety said
it has been fantastic. Episode five was so fucking impactful to me. It
was such a brilliant fuck. It was just masterful and in that way that
I'm like in with all the goofy shit that still happen in that universe,
it is just written extremely well. And I feel like most people understand this,
but I feel like so many people. I think it's a zeitgeist right
now, Like people are so hyped on the show that they completely don't care
about these things, Like I haven't even meant, I haven't mentioned maximists,
and look at I want to say this, I think they care. I
think they care. I just I just think I think they care. I
just think it's a matter of like whether or not they care enough to let
it detract from their enjoyment from the overall thing. And I think that's probably
I feel like they probably do care when it comes to things. That why
I say it's a zeitgeist is because when there are shows that have like in
the zeitgeist, like say, when we're all kind of like in our feels
about it, like this shit sucks ass or whatever, then it's go time
to nitpick the fuck out of these glaring shoes. Oh people. Yeah,
no, people definitely nitpick things, but that's kind of the that's kind of
the That's exactly what I'm saying, is like the cost of having a good
Like that's the cost of making something good or making something bad. If you
make something good with a lot of flaws, people are probably not going to
nitpick as as much. It's the same thing as like breaking bad or like
there's like plenty things you could nitpick about breaking like the whole like how did
he survive that explosion when he throws the fucking like there's there's there's a lot
of things about there's a lot of things that make no sense about that show.
But but it's so good that you're like, you know what, I'm
having such a good time with these characters and in this world that like that's
fine, Like it's totally fine to me that he builds like an automatic machine
gun out of the back of a fucking old car and no one is suspicious
of it. Like it's cool, and there is there is a rule.
Let me hear this, There is a there is a rule of cool that
I do think like some people follow a little bit. I think the Marble
the Marvel universe maybe follows it a little bit too much, Like they follow
it so much to the point where it like it kind of gets in the
way of like kind of everything where it's like, why the like the whole
nanotech stuff, Like I don't even think that's cool enough to justify how lame
and boring it is in practice, but like that's like a personal opinion.
Uh, I do think there's like a rule of cool aspect to it where
it's like, yeah, you have the Halo Show where like I saw things
in the Halo Show where I was like, that's it's not even that that's
a bad idea, it's just that this decent idea is surrounded by everything else
that sucks, and so because of that, even this decent idea sucks and
I'm gonna rip it the fuck apart. And that's kind of like what's happening
in reverse with the Fallout show. And like I would say, other shows
that are just enjoyable and like kind of fun to watch and wrap up satisfyingly,
is that yeah, go ahead, I do. I need to be
clear about this because the audience you always you should always preference when you're complaining
stuff like if there is or a point to your complaining. My point is
is literally just venting it's I'm not trying to convince people to enjoy the show.
Less I have anyone that I've talked to behind the scenes or anything.
I'm like, I am, that is awesome that you're enjoying the show.
I'm just letting you guys know how I feel. I'm not trying to because
there might be people that may be pushing back or they may say something like
you don't know what the fuck you're talking about or anything like that. I'm
like, you can have any feeling you want on it. I'm just letting
you guys know my feelings, and I'm not trying to be like I can't
believe people don't feel the way that I feel, Like, am I taking
crazy pills? It was more of a I wasn't expecting this, and and
there's more of that shit than in like the average the average show that I
would consider like really fucking good obviously has dumb moments throughout it, but not
as much as I was expecting. I guess and fallout, and in a
way that I've already I'm trying to train myself to well, not even trying
to train myself. I've kind of started think of it in a different perspective
how to enjoy the show better. Where max the way that I've been in
the way that he's been having he's somebody who has an IQ of like sixty
or something, and the way that like, if I look at it in
that lens, he's the perfect character. And like Lucy has like some sort
of neurological discs No, not neurological, well, she has like some type
of like dementia. There's something wrong with her in a way that even something
that she's been like really focusing on, like the Golden Rule, which caused
her to save that ghoul you know that's been Walton Goggins like, which what
a powerful moment, and then fucking immediately the next time you see her,
she's like, I don't know if I'm gonna help you, Maximus. Everyone's
been trying to kill me. And I was like, you literally helped the
guy that was torturing you because of the Golden Rule. That is what your
character has been built. BW. You've mentioned the Golden Rule at least three
other times or something. Now you practice it, and it was an awesome,
powerful moment. So Maximus is stuck in that power armor because sabous Oh
oh did we drop? Did I drop? You dropped a little a little
bit? What was the last thing that I said? We heard? Oh?
I was just saying, yeah, Lucy, she follows the goldens are
two separate that we gave two separate answers, by the way, like you
lie, like but oh whatever. Yeah, no, I know, I
know what you're saying. It's just like inconsistency with like helping helping this guy.
Am I am? I still okay? Am I still good? Welcome
back? We added some technical difficulties. Derek dropped off the face of the
earth. Hopefully we got some of that audio because some of it's funny because
we could still hear you while you were like ranting to yourself, just saying
all this bullshit. Good yeah yeah, but uh yeah, I mean I
don't know, I don't remember what the fuck we were talking about though,
Yeah, son about being gay and I want to have sex with the the
gud Goggins, ghulls nose or lack of Look. The show is good.
Not a perfect TV show any any means, but I do think it's like
a I do think as far as that anadoptation goes, it's a fucking it's
up. I don't know. As far as live action adaptations go, I
think it's the It's probably the best live actaation I've seen in the video game,
like like like by by a long shot. I think, if I'm
being very honest, I think what it succeeds in the succeeds and giving me
a very fun Fallout feel. I think all the zany moments and all the
silly, weird moments that don't make any sense still establish the same feeling I
got from Fallout three four in New Vegas. You know that guy just showing
up randomly while she's sleeping and while the dog is eating a giant roach,
Like, that's a moment that's that is a Fallout moment on dude, you
know what that is. It's like that's a bath as the moment that's like
the fucking Dark Brotherhood showing up. There's a lot of when you wake up
when you're sleeping, you look up in the corner of a room and there's
Assassin talking to you and in the direct corner of your fucking house, and
you're like, how climb up there? You say that, though you do
say the bees the moment because I was thinking about that with some of the
moments, some of the wackier things. I'm like, you know what,
I need to treat it as the way that we even treat like I was.
Skyrim was a perfect example of there's so much bullshit and let's be honest.
The writing. Who when people talk about Skyrim as like you know,
quest like the writing and like, no, one's really like being like,
oh man, the writing is so brilliant in Skyrim, it's like, no,
it's the whole experience and stuff. And so there are moments, though,
there are definitely moments that are like moments moments, but yeah, it's
not it's not the whole game, right, Because you meet that's constantly trying
to kill you when you're doing the freaking out school thing and he keeps giving
you the cloak that blows up on you, and then you're confront about it.
He's like, I don't know what you're talking about it. I'm like,
bro, you're tried to kill me for weeks, dude, I see.
I love that, though, what you mean. I'm like, stop,
there's a there's a great character that I won't actually I won't spoil it
for Terrek, but like there's a there's a character who, like you think,
is not going to be really important at all, uh, and he
he ends up reappearing many many times. He's he's very, very fun and
it's very It's very much like that kind of thing where it's like, this
is a bit like one of these random beth As, the characters that just
kind of like follow you. But yeah, I don't know. As an
annotation, I just think I think it's wildly impressive. I think largely because
they had like a I feel like they just had a harder job than the
Last of Us. I feel like the Last of Us is already a TV
show as it is, so like I just feel like, generally it's wow,
he's scrolling fucking TikTok. In the middle of the show, I was
trying to look up wild I want to look up the timeline, and I
end the fucking my phone and up just making noise immediately the time I know,
I think, I think this is after forward. Technically this is the
latest in the timeline. Yeah, it's like the most recent technically, so
that means that the did you play for Derek, of course, but it
means that the Brotherhood's like main base is already gone. It's blue with the
fuck up. But that's if you if you did decide canonical to like is
that like I think the I think the railroad because you know when they go
down to that weird place and they see that. How far are you,
Derek Website? Are you on four? I'm I'm I'm towards No, I'm
probably towards the end of five or something. What have you seen? So
what is the last thing you've seen? So? Last thing that actually so
maybe the middle of five. So last thing that this happened, which I
thought was a great scene, the bridge scene with the fiends like that,
just oh yeah, yeah, really cool. You're so, I'm not gonna
spoil something to you, but the synth stuff, I think it's the main
ending of four. I think that's the main ending where I think you helped
the railroad. I think that's the main ending of four. That's like,
I can be wrong. I could be wrong because I don't think you don't
think because what is your isn't your son trying to fucking kill everybody on the
surface of some ship and you're like, your bucking I don't remember what.
I really hated that part of all four. Honestly, I liked everything else
except for that entire fucking thing. Everything about the game except for when you
meet your son. I thought that was the only part that I was like,
this is them. I mean, I did you, but the settlements
were obvious that was gonna happen. It pissed me off. Oh no,
it was like everything about it was. It was stupid and and you know
how stupid it was. I broke my gameplay so on Xbox One. To
be clear, maybe there were some bugs, but I broke the game because
I was so annoyed that I killed my son and everyone surrounding me, and
then I couldn't do anything. I couldn't leave. I was like, and
then the funck the thing is my only save state? Like a moron,
I saved just a little bit before I was doing my rampage with killing,
and so I was stuck. I couldn't leave, I couldn't go further back,
and I was like, I ruined because I wanted to go fuck up
the uh the Brotherhood of Steel. No, I think I already did.
I can't remember. I fucking I will say man destroying the prid Wind destroying
the prid win in fallow four is like one of the like and jumping off
in the power armor is so fucking sick, Like that is a really cool
moment for that. Like, I don't know, man, fall four gets
a lot of hate and I get it. Like it. I totally understand
the reasons why because it is a step down in like a lot of like
mechanical ways. But I feel like, genuinely from a sheer fun factor perspective,
I think it's the one that I had the most fun, like the
most raw fun in I think is a better video. It's a worse RPG
than ones. Yeah, yeah, I would agree. Yeah, I think
the stream of my nature and a lot of people were Now, since I'm
used to BioWare games, I didn't care about the dialogue tree ship. It
didn't bother me because I'm I'm used to it. But I know a lot
of people are really upset about that too, Like people people the thing is
that like you've played we've played BioWare games, so we're like, this is
just not gonna be as in depth character wise. I understand that this is
not by aware. I'm fine with that, but people were like it's such
a letdown. I'm like, this game is still really fun. I think
the the RPG aspects like building. I made my character so overpowered as me
and dog Meat, I could carry like six hundred extra bounds. I can
have dog Meat like finished off every gul I can run into, like I
would have to fight. Doggy would just go kill people for me. I
know, this is really awesome, dude. And then like they were like
this is a bad game. This is a really fun game. I just
don't think it's as narrative heavy as like New Vegas particularly, and then three
because dialogue, like a lot of really cool dialogue. I don't really care
that much, and I may be an absolute minority when it comes to Bethesda
games. I don't care that much about the the lore that much and a
lot of the story. I love being engrossed in their worlds, like doing
crazy ship in them. I like I always finished the main quests. I'll
finish them, yeah, but I kind of don't care. No, for
sure, they're the main quests are approachable enough where it's like, yeah,
but I didn't give a shit about the main question Skyrim, it was all
about the Dark Brotherhood and and the and the Thieves Guild and stuff. Like
that for me, and then fall Out. It's just like I'm really just
I'm really in Fallout for the for the feel, and then the and the
atmosphere in the world and and and all that stuff. And I think they
nailed it and fought for I just think I didn't like the voice protagonists.
I thought that was kind of annoying. I just a lot of people have
problem The biggest reason why the dialogue options got neutered actually that's I'm so used
to that. That's why I said, like, buy word does that with
with a mass effect in a way that since I was just kind of like
I'm so used to this. I know personally I'm not going to be bothered,
but I know people are going to be really upset about it, and
I'm like, I get it, yeah, generally, like if I'm playing,
because if I'm playing an RPG, I like to think of like how
am I like how my CA would say it? And it's it to have
it, like to have it dictated for you kind of like takes you bad
of it a little bit. It's not that big of a deal though,
because like that world is just so fucking I don't know, man, even
seventy six has a really good map. It's just a shame that there's nothing
to do on it. But like their worlds are really fucking good. And
that's like really where I come to Beth as the Games four. It's not
really for anything else other than that. I'm like, I don't know.
I think I'm a very like hotspots for four because I've I've been to Pennsylvania
in that area, so seeing it, well, that's Boston, Well,
it's it's it's it's boss, it is Boston, right, twenty six four
No Virginia for Boston. No Virginia. Virginia seventy six is no, no,
no, you're right, you're right. I'm getting my ship. And
then yeah, I was thinking of New Vegas. Is Vegas. Yeah,
let's let's but yeah, I don't know, it's it's I would I don't
know, I recommend it. I do think it's it's a show that I
would reserve generally judging it until you're done with it, because I do think
a lot of things wrap in intertwine and there's a lot of foreshadowing. Like
I watched it twice already, like because I watched it the first time and
then I kind of had. I've had it on in the background as I've
been doing other things, and I'm noticing things that I didn't pick up on.
I'm like, oh, shit, that's really interesting that they did that,
or like, oh that comes into play later it's like, oh,
I didn't notice that was this, And they're they really gave a shit as
far as like planting seeds. And they confirmed season two, which is pretty
exciting. Not surprising though, although maybe a little bit because I was I
was wondering if they were even going to bother doing a second scene. I
thought maybe they would just be like, hey, here's a season of TV
and then like a game and fucking whenever it nice to where it could only
be a season. Uh. I'm it's like content enough where you like you
could see them doing that or continuing it in a game in some way.
But I do think like they leave enough open where it's like there's a lot
of questions and that there's like a lot of like interesting things that happens and
like huge, huge implications for that universe going forward if they're if they're going
to stick to what they've done, pretty palsy. Uh, But yeah,
I mean it's good really good adaptation specifically not perfect TV necessarily, but yeah,
I don't know what you if you were, if you were a fan,
Like, I don't know what you could have asked for, like it
like it seeing the fall some and I understand that the vast majority of people
talking about the show are very very positive and very very glowing, but like
there are some people who were talking about like discrepancies with like oh man,
like this doesn't the power arm, it doesn't open that way or whatever,
and I'm like, yo, I wish man, I wish, I wish
I had your problems, Like I feel like that's real nippicking like or like
like, oh, Louc, she does make up on it. I don't.
I don't shut the shut your fucking mouth like stuff like that doesn't bother
me. Yeah, make the one where she can make it where she bound
the waistlin for days? Why did you make him? Because she's fucking like
has comable eyes, you know, like eyes you want to come. That's
why she has makeup ones the point the point where you're at Derek, you're
at the bridge scene, Yeah, just that just happened. Yeah, I
love I love that scene. So thatteus is in play for you. Yes,
I love thus. That was like a surprise. I was like,
you know, this character is so stupid. I love it. You know.
You know what I really like about this guy? He randomly so I've
seen him a few times on the news comedian, I've seen him a few
times on like Your Mom's House podcast and stuff like that, and he out
of Nowhere When I did uh, this was probably around the time when Eddie
from Uh Stranger Things did that Master of Puppets thing or whatever in the upside
Down, and then that ship got it really popular. So then I did
a gay parody of that of worse Master of Puppets, and that dude,
Thaddeus out of Nowhere commented on my fucking Instagram. He was like, oh,
like this fucking rules, And I was like, where the fuck did
he come from? Yeah, it like fucking uh ended up in his algorithm,
And so it was a fucking big surprise to see him in the ship.
Sounds pretty cool. That's so fucking funny, you know, he's he's
he's great. Like by the end of the show, like every character is
just like really like I really I don't think there's a single character in that
show that like I don't like even Maxim ask you like I like, I
like I was really like not on board with Maximus for like a while because
I was just like, what is going on with this And it took me
a while to figure out, like what the fuck the angle was? He's
retarded, that's the well he's well, he's yeah, well he's been raised
in this fucking religious cult, and like like the fact that, like the
fact that he doesn't know you got to the part where they escaped vault no,
no, no quake, whit like no, so something, don't worry
about it. Spoiler. I accept the order that it's it's not that.
Look, it's not that. But there's a great there's Yeah, there's there's
a certain interaction between him and other characters where it's so profoundly autistic that you're
like, oh, this is this is one of the most sheltered people that
ever has ever. It's really good. But like at the by the end
of the show, you're like, whoa, what are they what are they
doing with him? So like I don't know, man, I think they
did a good job. But yeah, let's move on to questions. You
you okay, I take it back. He's not retarded, he's no divergent.
Okay, that actually explains even more because I was like, why is
he want at head shots? Like he's really he's a fucking excellent marksman that
ten men. That explains a lot. That's that's That's part of also why
I like the show is like because I look at like what people do and
like how they go through everything, and like I think about like where where
they've spect We're like, oh, obviously this person is obviously like a ship
ton of luck and no fucking charisma. This person's like Max String like think
of it, like Ris is definitely tech. He's a tech character and so
all those computers are fucking light work to me. Walk He's like, oh,
joh, yeah, game, you know it's good. Do you agree?
I do? I do agree. Like my ship that I have problems
with is not shouldn't deter you from watching it? I'm at all, Yeah,
I'm curious. I'm curious to hear what you think of it when you're
when you're done with it. I hate I really hate Maxi. He looks
like Jonathan Major and could be good and drinking together. He looks like confusion
of those two men. Of those two, he does look like a kang
dude. He looks like he hanged. And that's what's bothering me about him.
He doesn't look like one person at one at any time. That's actually
two humans. He looks like two famous It's like a little jarring. It's
a little jarring because he looks a lot like my friend Malik from when I
went to Catholic school. It's like very jarring. It's like, oh wow,
I thought it was him for a second. I was like, what
the fuck? When did you do this? Congrats? Once you get into
acting, what the fuck you never you never acted before? It's like kind
of uncanny. But uh, anyway, let's move on to some questions.
We don't really have many, uh so we'll blitz through some of these,
although like I'm sure there's some further further back in the in the list,
but like I'm trying to keep up to date with these. Where is this
Genghis Khan voice. I'm over here stroking my dick. I got lotion on
my dick right now. I'm just stroking my ship. Wrote in he says,
hey, you three, I'm planning on touring a country for the first
time, and I'm planning on going to the country, Georgia, not the
state. What countries have you been to and would recommend? I've never been
anywhere. Oh, well, the Caribbean is nice. I'm over there.
I don't know. I can't I can't be fucked. You know what we're
gonna go. We already said, we already said. I know it was
tongue in cheek, but I'm gonna make it happen. I'm gonna wiel it
into existence so that we're gonna do a show in Australia. Want to make
happen, make that we'll do a show. We'll do a live show in
Australia. I know I'm supposed to do a live show in London, uh
for Sacred next early next year or something, which is which will be the
first time I've ever left the country really because I've been to Canada and I've
been to like I think I've been to like parts of like really close to
the US Mexico, but like I feel like that doesn't even really count.
It doesn't count. So yeah, like to me, it's like yeah,
realistically, realistically speaking, like fundamentally, like what as far as like what
a country means as far as like distance and cultural differences, and like being
being to several different states. I would argue technically counts, but I haven't
been to real I haven't been to other countries like I haven't been to like
fucking Europe. I haven't been to like Australia. So you know, well,
we'll see where that goes. I would go to Australia, but I
get a little worried about ending up in a BioShock scenario over the ocean.
I don't really want to crash yep its. Planes are the worst thing on
the planet. It's annoying. Just get really tired, or I guess a
lot of people just take like, uh, what is it called xanax or
something? I think that one. Yeah, can you yeah, could you
furiously jerk off to go to to get yourself tired so you can go to
sleep. Is there like a jerk off room in those As long as you're
not loud in the bathroom, you can do it in the bathroom. You
can bust in the shnk out of the question, out of the question.
I have to be loud. M that's gonna be complicated. Everyone must know,
well, you're gonna get fucking uh yeah, I wouldn't fly. That's
that's my best If I blast? What if what if I what if I
bring like a Bluetooth speaker in there and I blast? Just what if I
I go into one of those like really you know those really quiet rooms,
those like super like the ones who are like the the foam is on the
ground and on the ceiling o there. What if I like record the silence
in that room and then like blast it as loud as possible, so the
silence over like blankets over whatever. I'm I'm playing loud quiet. That's playing
really loud quiet. That uh, that is a scenario that can only work
in the Fallout universe. I guess that is all I get. Yeah,
for sure. Those do you remember those? Do you remember those troll physics
memes from back in the day, like where you would have like some like
had perpetual motion device and it would be just some guy holding a magnet in
front of a metal in front of a metal car to pull him forever.
No, very very stupid, Like they make sense but in the dumbest way
possible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the guys like I'm just gonna jump
out of a plane before hits the floor and I'm fine, the elevators crashing,
and then right before you think it's about hit the ground, you jump
in your finding jump exactly. That's that's another example of it. That's another
example of it where it's like this is like I understand, like mathematically,
if you were if you were to input that, if you were to input
that system in like a simulated reality, it would probably work because there's totally
it literally does, because that's how video game fall damage works a lot of
the time. So like that's literally something called there's still force that you're carrying
with yourself. Yeah, yeah, understand what people would argue and what they're
missing I'm talking about, yeah case, I'm talking about a simulator. I
literally said a simulated reality. So I would say I did somebody be like,
don't worry, I got this. They just jump, grab everybody and
jump, and they're all fine. A god to war. Certain platformers,
you just fucking you're like going down and then you jump the last second and
you're fine or some dumb I love that ship so ridiculous. The world should.
But speaking of speaking of Boeing, by the way, speaking of planes,
we were talking about planes they're doing a flying cars now, aren't they
see that they want to do flying cars. Boeing of all companies, wants
to do flying cars. I would not trust regular people with flying cars.
Yeah, no way, like the idea. First of all, that's first
of all, that's never going to happen. Yeah, I want to I
really want to firmly disabuse everybody that the notion of flying cars are ever going
to happen. That will never ever ever happen, not because it's not possible,
but because there's no way people can be trusted with that. People get
in their cars drunk and drive on a on a two dimensional plane because they
think it's fun. You think people are like oh Man blitz, and then
they drive into like the fifth floor of an apartment building. Like, there's
no you can't allow that level of chaotic freedom. That has always been my
most intense fear of You're just in your living room, relaxing and a car
comes in your living room. That is Yeah. I thought about that a
lot. I've thought about that a lot throughout my throughout my life. Because
there's an episode of Everybody Loves the Raymond where that happens. Dude, it
is like literally an episode where like currents. Yeah, you gotta buy real
estate that is in areas that won't cause that, because it happens enough.
Man, Like if you just type that in on Google, there's too many
videos of cars being captured crashing into people's homes. It's fucked. It happens
a lot. It happens a lot with dinner, all right, Right,
there's seven to eleven down the block. Seven eleven down the block. Literally,
God was shut down briefly because because a New Year's Eve last year.
So there's there's a liquor there's a liquor store. There's a liquor store is
kind of near my place that like clearly has had this happen at least twice,
because I remember it happened years ago. Yeah. Well, yeah,
it's got they got bars, and they have like the the what is it,
the oh my god, the those like really solid concrete kind of pillar.
I don't know what they're called, but yeah, the the like usually
yellow or something. Yeah. Yeah, but it's the only area, it's
the only building with them in the entire like district. Basically, like they
don't exist anywhere else. So it's like it's funny to see. It So
funny about that prospect is though you know why it happened. You know exactly
what happened because those people ships were drunk and then they were going to get
a refill, so they went back and then the full speed at there to
get that is just fantastic, pretty great. Yeah, I haven't they teach
us about like drugs and like how horrible alcohol is for you, like how
genuinely, genuinely terrible it is for you, and then the way they like
it's fine though, we'll have commercials for it, Like alcohol is so bad.
It's so that if you are a full blown alcoholic and you like try
to stop drinking, you can just die. That is a possible thing,
and that would happen to you. It sounds like it's happened to dude,
they would I know. Let me let me clarify, Let me clarify.
I know it's people. It really does not. It really does not sound
like. It sounds like a fallout thing where it's like I haven't had my
fucking rat away. Should I read to come? I can't ship. I'm
coming black sludge? Oh ship? Hi? Like they just stop, people
just stop and they die and it's like, yeah, yeah, I wish
more of them would just you know, yeah. Next question, Okay,
so somebody else's Regulators, but it's Ejaculators by Warren gay Road. And he
says, please do another Vegas show another huh huh, bro. I think
this man, this person, this individual might be here from a different reality,
which is no very you know, you know what might happen. So
I did a I answered a lot of questions on the on the xtram,
and I mentioned because somebody said that they tried De Lucia's Pizza, which I
live by one I didn't think it's a chain as far as I'm concerned,
so I thought it was just this place, and so we said it was
good. So I was like, oh, do you live in the area.
And then I said, I remember we talked about doing a Vegas show
once with Sacred symbols, but that never panned out. That never happened.
And then I said something about what would be cool to do a Vegas show,
but I never said we did one, so maybe he just kind of
yeah, it's just a mistake or like that, because I'm gonna be honest,
I hate Vegas. It's all right, I mean, the strip is
stupid. I don't care about the strip, but it's all right, you
know. I mean it's it's one of those things that you only would like
Vegas if you live nowhere near it, and you're like, I want to
go experience Vegas, and then other than that, once you've experienced it like
cool, and then he kind of you don't need to go back. Yeah,
I'm falling, like I want to. I want to get a bunch
of strippers and I want to have I want to fight them. That's about
it. I'm not even I'm not I think. I think how little I
care about Vegas is the reason why I never finished New Vegas actually, like
genuinely, I genuinely that's why I was like, I don't care about this
place even slightly, and I don't. I don't want to be here.
I don't want to be here. You know what you just reminded me,
dude, I I keep breaking these games. I didn't finish New Vegas because
I broke it too. No, I didn't finish it specifically because something I
did. I went on another killing spree and it like fucked the game up
again. Like these are a lot of the same occurrence mass effect. I
broke Mass Effect one. That way, Mass Effect one, I broke that
way in the fucking snowy the snowy facility. Oh yeah, when you chased
any fucking No, I didn't. I walked into a room that I wasn't
supposed to be in and then they all started like you're not supposed to be
here, and then they shot me. They shot at me immediately, so
I fucking defended myself and then like I ended up in a situation where like
my last save was fucking ages ago, and I'm like, I'm not doing
this. I'm not doing all this again. Uh So that's the furthest I
ever went in Mass Effect one. But I've don't really like that. I
think you were gonna deal with the matriarch. But Benez his giant knockers.
She had such big blue titties, dude, Like I was like, God,
damn, they knew what they were doing. They knew what they were
doing. But this person continues to the right and all can me and Derek
be jimbros. He's all legs and I'm all arms. We could be gay
and even it out? What do you mean to be like like like a
man in a like like a guy in a trench coat is he's saying that
his arms are like freakishly big because I want to see that, because like
my legs are. Yeah, that would be crazy to have that fucking build
because I think he has also a tumor in his chest too, like he's
fucking like Johnny Bravo. His entire leg Johnny Brovo's entire leg is as big
as his like just his abs, a small section of his hands. I
think his hand the bigger than his legs. Well, his hand, his
hands are bigger than his legs. One and one Johnny Bravo hand is bigger
than two Johnny Bravo legs. He's upseting a monkey with me rapping. Come
on, this show is fun. He's just some piece of ship. He
was like an insol womanizer. I loved it. I love that show.
Yeah, I loved about that show. It's like one of the it's one
of the early it's one of the early Cartoon network shows that was not just
like a white creator doing stuff because like some Filipino guy did it. It's
interesting Filipino people make edit an Eddy two. No, clearly not. I
mean, really that's the white man. If you look at if you look
at that show, it's like profoundly white. Are there any Are there any
black kids on that show? I thought what his name was black John had
No, Johnny's not black. Apparently he's not playing black. Plank is definitely
black. That say that he's definitely black because he gets because he's just he
just to me, just cool, calm and collected. He's like Samuel Jackson,
Like he carries that like same aura about him. If there's anything if
there's anybody in that show who is black, it's Plank, you know what
I mean, Like it's not anyone else, bro, I would love to
see Kevin. That's true. He's just blank Plank on black. I think
that is fucking crazy. Just a horny black guy scraping his dick on a
fucking splintery piece of wood. No, holy ship, Wait, do they
have black dudes fucking each other on black or? I thought it was just
like a black dudes with a guy. I just kind of assumed he was
like completely non gendered. Oh interesting, I never considered that. Stop oh
shop, well, but like as black, So I need Plank to fuck
one of those snow bunnies, like she's just shoving can planks, all the
cankers. I mean, it's real. I'm sure that's already happened. Yeah,
I think that's that's that's there's definitely a fan art of that. There's
definitely like, what is it rule thirty four, there's definitely for sure that's
real sweating. Now I'm gonna look it up. Why why you're reading the
next question? I'm gonna look up plank like U thirty four? For sure?
All right, I read the next question? Uh okay, okay,
what the fuck? What is it? What am I say? Okay,
I'm gonna read this because it's baffling to me and I have no answer to
it. He's just salutans is dark, darker and the void. Would you
rather have your nose be replaced with a penis relative to your noses size,
or have your ear lobes be replaced with balls? One testicle per year,
no testicals per ear. Yeah. I could just grow my hair out or
something. Yeah, although that would be like a huge weakness because then you
like what I was worried about. I can't sleep on my side more.
Really, you get to sleep face down. Yeah, that's the but I'll
take that over you because having a penis nose as fucked your your entire ship,
Your face is fucked if you have a cock. Yeah, at the
very least your ear like a little penis, No little penis nose, No
such thing. And then you just like sneeze come or something. Is that
how that works? So probably like that? Would you like I think it
would it be acceptable to beat off in public because you just have a penis
on your nose? Like what do you are you expected to wear a mask
or wear underwear on your nose like a mask. You have to wear like
a like imperfect cell's mouth over your nose, like a jock strap, like
a cup, yeah, like a cup. Anyway, last last question,
uh will what will you have after five hundred queers? Or and he says
Chris on Smon sign wrong podcast. I know you ask where people are finding
weird pootle like gaming stuff in Puerto Rico. You got to go to the
flea markets and the local game shops, which are very hidden but full of
weird things with weird gems, like like that Luigi thing that uh yeah he's
referencing something like that. But on some side, if you ever find yourself
on the island, go to the video go to video game Awesome or Neo
japan Games. I'll keep that in mind because I do plan on going to
the the island sometime soon. But yeah, that's uh over a decade,
my boy, I was like playing seven or eight. I missed my family,
Not really. They don't miss like two of my aunts in Puerto Rico.
Honestly, that's so weird. That's that's so weird that you say that,
because I like, I don't like you miss your family, but I
don't miss your family. How Why is that? Why can't I feel what
you feel? What's wrong with you? I actually hate family. They kind
of suck. The ones in America are awesome, though the ones here are
dope. The ones that are over there fucking suck, and ones that are
Perto Rico for me. The ones that are in Portoco for me are just
too old. They're like my great uncles and my great grandpa. He's like
Calaban and the Cross rooftops literal. These fucking pictures are as stupid as fuck.
Dude, Are you looking at the plank? Is that why you're spamming
in the chat right now? Absolutely? Sor please stop? These are thumbnails
for the next three podcasts. These are all definitely don't definitely don't put that
on any big She's twenty five cents. She's not even a pricey one.
Yeah, a piece of wood for a quarter. The third one has to
be to put the thumb dai. You have to block out the bottom part.
That has to be it, Derek, that has to be it.
Just block up the bottom part that has to be it. I'm a block
it with with the Walters as a ghoul. I'm gonna put like I'm gonna
put put Walter Dog's face. Yeah, i gonna put Walter Goggins face over
the over the penisk So I mean how old? How old is Johnny?
But I mean is he that's a good point. Disgusting this universe. Yeah,
that's a good point. That's a good point. Yeah yeah, all
right, can we stop now? Yeah yeah, that is such as such
a good point. Yeah yeah. Send the world into nuclear fallout for a
quarter. For a quarter. They're demons, dude. That whole entire area
is full of monstrous The only bad is Jimmy. Jimmy is the only decent
person there. Double D is not a bad, guys, not a but
double D follows the bad double d will do shakes. You'll follow ed.
Why have you unleashed Ebola onto the cul de sac? Like double follows and
like same same thing with Ed. Ed is not a bad guy. It
will be immune. That'll be immune. And that ship, that ship wouldn't
be able to affect him. He'd be too strong. That's a good point.
He's like, Wow, everyone, you guys seem to be sick.
That was a pretty good impression. I've eaten too many mattresses. I've fought
too strong. Now, Yeah, someone with a gun and Eddie, Eddie
would be the mastermind. Eddie. Eddie would be the person like selling the
world in the cab. He would be selling the vaccine, but he would
be he would be. He would be selling the vaccine thinking he's ripping people
off, but he's still selling it for just a quarter because he's too stupid
to understand how inflation works or like the value of what he has. Don't
don't take that vaccine. Yeah, you want to save Dona, do not
take that vaccine. I just want to. I want to Robert Kennedy Jr.
I want to, Like I want to put my hand against his chest
and one punched his soul. Out of his body. Fuck you. Somebody
injected the vaccine and you boys, you boys are ruining this country. How
dam you? Fuck you antagonists of that universe. Robert F. Kennedy is
the antagonist of the Edited Eddie Cinematic Universe, and he's like edit and he's
trying he's trying to prevent He's trying to prevent the world from getting vaccinated.
And Eddie's trying to profit heer from the vaccine, from the vaccine, and
that's where they're and that's where their conflict is. This is a this is
a great idea. I love this. Yeah, Kevin comes by, It's
like, give me the vaccine, you dork came in the vaccine. Now
your dorcross a fucking It's like, of course I'll give you. Of course,
I'll give you a quarter for the vaccine. You fucking imp, you
stupid idiot. Do you realize the value of what you have? You?
You stupid, stupid ed, you fucking useless piece of garbage. I hate
you, Eddie, know not how stupid you are, but it's very I
do not picked Ralph would not like fox goats or what is you do again?
Yeah, do not take the ed the Boe vaccine. Yes, yeah,
we gotta, we gotta go, we gotta this is I can already
feel it getting out of pocket. All right, I hate man. He's
why is is he still running? By the way, Robert F. Kennedy,
I mean he's he's probably fucked, but he's trying not to be because
in certain states, like you need to have a vice president to be even
considered for a third party. So he just got it. Was it was
that crazy rich bitch that I think she's a marriage she was married to ahead
of Google or something, and Elon must like fun her or something. Yeah,
Like there's like this crazy triangle where Elon must like fucked I think,
uh, the head of Google's wife or something she cheated on him with.
So yeah, there's some crazy weird rich ship and then Elon must like beg
begged for forget it. It was crazy like real ship. It may not
be. Imagine Robert F. Kennedy orgasming with his voice a moment sounds like
fun Drive solid one where he sounds exactly like I'm gonna come, Okay,
I'm coming, I'm coming blasting rope nigga, I'm blasting. Is that Robert
F. Kennedy coming. Is that all you got your rope small rope for
a out? That's it a jet of vaccine and you're getting better at that,
Like I I have no idea how Like his voice is so Eldridge,
Like it's something that would come out of a book, like in some wizard's
library. It's such a fucking scary he has the idea that he ever thought
he had a shot at becoming president is so fucking bewildering to be with the
voice of a fucking cyberman, Like how is how are you gonna? Like
how are you gonna run for office? When everybody just thinks about you like
hugging yamka and exploding every time you speak, Like I just you're such a
ruined candidate, Like I'm sorry, Like I know that's mean or whatever,
Like he's like disabled technically, but like holy fuck, like you're you're Do
you remember that like Snapchat like it was a filter that was kind of like
a ripple effect or it was like you wavy would be you. Yeah,
Yeah, that's what he sounds like. And I'm trying to remember putting imagine
putting him through that filter. I don't want to do. Let's know when
you you know when you when you're trying to scream record and you put the
device and the same uh and it's like forever. It's like a forever blasting
soaking some Anyway, let's get out of here. It's thank you guys for
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a stupid name, Red Derek. I think you'd find more conservatives who would
be receptive if you offered them the same understanding. You're just like man,
stupid ass punk ass nigga ass punk ass dude. The amount of conservative I've
talked to over the years, you know, five plus years and stuff like
that, than the ones that fucking just continue to grift. They went to
further and further right and went crazier and crazier, Like my nigga, My
nigga like to ignore all the other years that I existed on the internet,
as if I haven't been cordial and talked to many of those people. Is
fucking crazy. And it's like, now I choose not to talk to those
people anymore because they're obvious grifters and they suck my dick. So that's all
I gotta say about that. And uh, if you ever want to talk
to me personally, I can come to I can tell you why they're grifters
and why you should be embarrassed by listening to these motherfuckers that are maximizing their
profits onlying to you when it's easily fact checkable shit. But you know,
thank you for being a patron though. Like I I do respect, I
respect, I respect everybody until they are proven grifter pieces of ship. I
know you're not, but you know that I respect you to give me money.
I don't care if you're a grifter or not. Thanks for the money.
The only person who I've met that's even a remotely conservative that is that
doesn't strike me as like completely unreasonable, right, I know those people like
that on the ground level. It's people that are these entertainers, these pundits.
They're in it for. Once they get a taste of the big bucks,
they go crazier and crazier because you know what, actually, you know
what, actually I think it is, you know what I think Actually it
is philosophically, I think I think when if a conservative is even slightly entertaining,
they will use that as a means to make as much money as possible.
Because there really aren't any like principles tied to it, and because it
happens so infrequently where it's like I feel like if somebody is like left leaning
and they're entertaining, they're probably generally doing it for like the genuine art of
it or like not obviously doing something like a lot of I think you could
do a mathematical study where like I think like that's probably true for like maybe
like a majority, like maybe like sixty percent of people, Like I feel
like that might apply to either on either side, you know what I mean.
People when it comes to like people that are left leaning, a lot
of times they take a pay cut when they dive into politics versus what they
could be doing, like artistically, I think of great example that is a
Sam Seater Sam Seater running the Majority Report, who is a writer and actor,
and he took a back seat on that stuff to focus more on politics,
makes considerably less money. Like they'll do things like that where people like
there will be oil tycoons, big oil money that backs the Daily Wire and
people make tens of millions of dollars diving into politics on the right, there
is no machine backing people on the left like that, Like tell me that
machine because I actually would. I would that would be cool to get involved
because I would not feel bad taking their money, but I would feel bad
taking money. I just that's do that ship and just talk to conservative people
and have concocts with them and make fun of them. I would one hundred
percent and be that person for the left. This be the person whould make
a good sing my fucking things, like my politics with biblical views, and
then getting a ton of money without doing anything crazy. I would one hundred
percent do that for the left side. But they don't exist. It was
a huge, a huge machine backing people like that. The best way you
can do it is get people back. And you like say Hassan for example,
you know, controversial as he is, he's backed by his viewers.
He makes money through views. He doesn't have these large contracts from this big,
fucking faceless corporation that's pumping tens of millions of dollars to them. And
you know, like say that's on the right. A lot people say,
oh, people are drifting on the left. I'm like, nigga, the
money's on the right. It's always been there. The NRA, the oil
tycoons, the fucking pharmaceutical companies. They're giving them tons of money. They
make so much money, and so it's like, I understand it. At
a certain point, you kind of want to be like, I don't care
about people anymore. I'm gonna do me and fucking become rich and then secure
myself and my family, even though you know and you throw your morals out
the window, and I'm like, I get it. I don't like it,
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doing this for years, dude. It is truly so exhausting that I speak
the rest. But thank you God, Thank you guys for watching Sweety's first
time reading the names fascinating. Uh, We'll see you next time. One
deserves this, bro No, one deserves we got to treat you better.
We don't treat we don't treat you right as ever man that nay I'm used
to. I want fucking I want seven pages of that ship, and I
want him to fucking suffer at when we get more than four pages. What
is gonna show them? He's gonna show them. It's just it's anybody.
I'll just have an AI do it. Just have an a I do it.
That would be pretty, actually be pretty? Would it would be fucked
up? Well, yeah it would, but it'd also be fun for at
least for a handful of times at least. Uh see, yeah, that
would be that. That would actually be a fun thing to do at least
once once every now and again. Let's right, let's see, let's see
how the no, just see how the A I can handle all these names
and whether or not will actually like some of these is just like some of
these are genuinely incomprehensible, Like actually they're really really insane that people wrote these
down. To me, I'm like, what the fun? That's a that's
a name. You thought like this would be a great name to have in
someplace you could directly interact, And they make those the names. I'm like,
what, there's there's a meta narrative or a metagame to this that would
because like nobody's just subscribed to one Patreon generally speaking, like they're either subscribed
to no patrons, or they're subscribed to like at least a handful, like
maybe like two or three. I love the idea that our audience is just
polluting the name pools of other audience people Like you have like lists of like
John Smith and like, uh, you know, Danielle Wellington, And then
you have fucking some of these ejaculators by Warren Gay, like the one where
it's just like I literally the sparagus PiZZ drinkers, like that's you gotta that
has to be your only patron because everybody else will be like, what the
fuck is this guy talking about? Should be? Nobody else has Patreon tiers,
nobody else has any patron tiers tied to their name, though, so
we can influence these people in a way that nobody because otherwise people just have
them like scrolling at the end, or maybe they don't even have them at
all. So that's very true. Who knows. For a while, my
name was Werewolf Watson and it was a fucked up picture of Paul dress of
Watson, and so that would be my name appearing on people's Patriot. It
would be just fuck the picture where wolf watching. That sounds actually amazing.
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