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Part one of two m to the the What the actual fuck? Okay?
Where in the hell am I? Hello? Fuck? Okay, take it
easy, girl, You've been through worse. This isn't like to call hold
those goddamn vampires. This is is a train, A nice train. Oh
train with them are? Wait? Now? Did I get on a train?
How? How much did I drink last night? Wait? What did
I do last night? If? If, if, this is a joke,
then sh please please don't kill me. Stay back, stay back.
Tell Ripper I don't have it. I'll have it next week, but I
don't have it now and I'm not going to be able to give it to
him if you kill me, So please don't kill me. Whoa hey,
hey, hey, take it easy. I I don't work for a ripper.
Whoever that is. Calm down. No one in the history of the
galaxies has ever calmed down when they were told to calm down. I will
not calm down. Who the hell are you? And what the hell is
this place? I don't know where we are. I just woke up,
same as you. I don't know how I got here. Probably some kind
of ocology transit system. Have you looked outside yet? Oh? I bet
we're in one of those nasty little belt stand ups, she finds sometimes on
the edges of systems, sent off to be slave labor in some mind for
a syndicate somewhere. Though. I guess this place is kind of nice,
isn't it. If we are on a syndicate ourcology slave train of death and
despair, I'm guessing the day care would be more utilitarian. I don't know
what you're on about, but yeah, calm down, all right, calm
calm now, okay, okay, knew you always take this much only when
I'm stressed out. M Findley, whatno, my name? My name is
Findlay. Oh ah, mine is a money Nice to meet you in money
shake. Granddad always said, got a shaker man's hand to know if they're
were for dam Shoot. Sure, interesting arm you've gotten there, Findley?
Oh oh this? Oh well, it's an off the rack model, but
it's the most recent gen, really nice tech from those silicon spiders at the
bottleneck. I've got a universal socket popped in there, so it's much easier
than it used to be to swap it out. Are you thinking of an
upgrade? I okay, real talk. I didn't understand half of what you
just said, but this thing is so cool. I didn't think cybernetics were
this far along, didn't think what are you talking about? Are you from
a retro tech colony or something one of those religious sanctuaries. Slow down,
fast, Tucker, Let's get ourselves sorted. I'm a researcher out of the
London Battle Group. I specialize in ancient religions and mysticism as it impacts sweeping
clear operations. What battle group are you with now? Now? I have
no idea what you're talking about. What's a London? Are you putting me
on? No? What's a London? Imarnie, you're freaking me out.
Stop yelling at me. Finley, stop freaking me out. Im Annie,
Hey, since neither of you know what's going on, nor would you shut
the hell up? God damn it, Finley, stop yelling, and who
the fuck are you me? I'm bored. I thought I'd gained some kind
of tactical advantage listening in, but I've reached the conclusion you're both too stupid
to be helpful. So where I come from? You look out the window
to find out where you are? So why don't we shed a little light
on our situation? That's that's not possible. Where the hell are we?
What was that? Was that a lake? A fire? Didn't one else?
Who cares about the lake? What was that? That thing on the
fall side? I've seen worse? Were those horns? How tall was that
thing? I don't need to know where we are. I don't give a
shit who you are. I'm getting out of here, unfortunately, everyone,
that won't be possible. Everybody do like the fish says, and shut up.
That's better you you and you sit. You want to know where you
are? You want answers, We've got some. Any of you gets fidgety
or tries to leave the car, I slice your goddamn head off. All
right, hmm, that's better. Okay, let's start with some basics.
My name is Caliban, and my horned companion is Cries. She's she's a
Yeah, I'm a demon. You want to make a big deal about it.
No, no, no, no, we're all an interesting lot.
Yes, Cries is a demon, and I am well I am not human
either. Wow, how can we tell what that mask you're wearing? The
mask is for your protection, young one. I'm sorry to say the face
my mother gave me tends to make a bad first impression. Perhaps as we
get to know each other better, we're going to become good friends, are
we, I certainly hope, so we should continue with introductions. Our militant
friend very much not a fish. Correct, correct, don't call me that
again. I'm not a fish. I'm from Virex. Sure sure could have
fooled me, but sure. The name is Zack. I've done a lot
of things over the years, but I'm a soldier first and foremost. I've
killed a lot of cybernetically enhanced humans like you, buddy, a lot,
and I've never seen or heard of your species. Buddy, you live under
a rock. Please let's move on. I think the three of you will
find there are many new experiences you can share with each other. And your
name my dear Amani Talib London Battle Group R and M R Sweep and Clears.
My big operations were to call in San Francisco, and I did prep
work and prelimbs for Berlin, Chicago, and Tokyo. I get that you
need to do this orientation or whatever, but I don't remember volunteering for this
detail? What about my outfit? I understand, madam, you're worried about
your fellows scouring the earth of darkness? Right. I can assure you that
your battle group is not impacted by your presence here, I promise, Which
leaves you my augmented friend. Oh hey, yeah, I'm Findlay Findlay Montgomery.
I'm I'm an engineer, a cybernetics engineer. Last thing I remember,
I was sacking out in my flat on Karen Station. How did we get
here? More importantly, why are we here? Two shiny coins for the
smart fish? Indeed, why are you here? That's the question, isn't
it. All three of you are special chosen. You've got potential cries,
and I represent an interested party that wants to harness your special nature to channel
it. That's why you've been brought here. The train you're aboard is called
the Silver Express. As you've seen out the window, we're traveling across a
well. It's a bit of a strange countryside where we are as an important
what's important is your duty? Your task? You only have one thing you
have to do while you're with us. Occasionally the train will stop at a
station we have a stop coming up in Oh, not long at all.
Now, at each stop, one of you has to get off the train.
We don't give a shit which one, but one of you has to
step off onto the platform and enter one of the station doors. That's it.
That's it, well, not entirely it, you see, And this
is a bit complicated to explain, but at every station, the guest who
leaves the train will choose what door to enter. Behind each door, every
time you die, it cries. And I don't know how or in what
way, but we're reliably informed that the experience will be quite terrible. Sorry,
huh, what do you mean? We'll die? I know it's a
it's a lot to take in. But each door holds a sort of tale,
a little drama that plays out with you as the starring role. And
every time, at the end of every tale lies your death, your painful,
gruesome death. Why would we agree to this? Oh, it's not
permanent. We'll pick you up again further down the track, drop you off
in your sleeper car. We die, but it doesn't stick. Yeah,
so it's just torture. This is all a complicated torture. Oh, I'm
afraid we can't relate to you why this is happening. Management has given us
a great deal of leeway to explain things to you, but that's not something
we can discuss. Hey, it's not all bad. In the meantime,
you're free to walk to train. Each of you has nice rooms. We'll
stop her supplies to stock the dining car now. And again, I know
she may be intimidating. What miss cries is actually a very talented chef.
Ah See, hold it played like this. It cuts through eight mortals in
like four seconds, screams carnage, beauty. Hold it like this. It
cuts through onion, celery, delicious. Knives are just like people. Everything
is in context. Hey, that's great, but you're fucking crazy if you
think I'm going to die just because you tell me to. No way.
I understand your fear, Findley, I do. But every one of you
has to leave the train. As she said, we leave it to the
three of you to decide what sort of order you take. But this isn't
a request, it's a requirement. And if we if we don't what then
Look there are people watching us real closely right now. So I'm going to
be as civil as I can be don't fuck with us. Management has put
a lot of effort into making this thing palatable for you, squishy, disgusting
soul slucks. If I had my choice, I'd rip this little shit's arm
up and beat him to death with it, snuff your spine a little scholar,
and mount the fish's head on that wall the knife. But that's not
how this is going to go. We are your attendance, after all.
Ultimately, we are here to make you comfortable. You just have to let
us do our jobs. We have plans, and our plans include the three
of you. I know this is a lot to take in, but we've
reached our first stop, and so it's time to choose who will go?
What door shall you pick? I can't, I can't, Please don't.
I'll do it. What you said, We die, but we come back.
Right, That's correct, and there's nothing to be afraid of. I
faced death dozens of times, not sure if i'd make it, never sure
if i'd say tomorrow, If I no, I'm going to die, well
no, mystery too, ed is there and I still get to see tomorrow.
That's a very healthy attitude. Thanks, thanks, duck, Yeah,
thanks, Just remember this cries would you be so kind as to see them
to the door. I'll stay with Missy Money and mister Findley and we can
continue our conversation. Sure, follow me, fish, don't call me fish.
Sure whatever, feel that heat. You're your station. Two doors?
Pick one and step through. That's it, Team Spearites and Venus fly trap.
Well, give them a choice. I know which one outpick. You'll
pick me up, he said. Don't worry, Fish, You'll be back
swimming in your bowl before you know it. All right, let's get this
off away, hey, fish, Yeah, welcome to the gray rooms.
What the hell are the gray rule? I'm up, I'm up, Captain,
I'm up, Jesus mm hmm right still on the train. Mm hmmmm.
What time is it? M h what the was not the door lock?
Or what's what? I want? What? Wild? How was the
whi? Whi? Zach? He's uck imani? Did you hear that?
Yeah? Did they lock your door? I think so. I woke up
as he went past, and I didn't really want to leave, you know,
yeah, follow me thinly? Where are we going? I did some
walking around earlier. I think I know where ese word is. M it's
halfway down. Do you see anyone, No, no horns, no mask.
I think our attendants have moved on. Zup. Hey you all right,
Zuck, You're part of you. M m m hm. We're back
at the lounge car. How I thought it was the other way. It
happened when I was walking around earlier too. I think the train cars move
somehow as you go through the doors. That's that's not possible. H m.
We are Unless I'm seeing this wrong. I think this train is riding
through some kind of swamp made of writhing corpses. What the hell is that
thing? Over? There? Are those wings? No so funny story,
Not the first time I've seen something like that. Those are tentacles. I
want to drink. You lead a more interesting life than I do. Yeah,
you see one class of worlder being. Hey, you've seen them all
your battle group never saw anything like that. Okay, the battle group?
What's that? Well? Are you going to start yelling at me again?
Then I'm freaking you out. I will try not to freak out again.
Okay, Yeah, cheers, goodbye. That's not half bad. What was
the label a guy getting flayed of life? It's a whiskey. That's all
I know this place, man, m hm hm are you still looking at
the tentacle guy out the window? Yeah, it's bizarre. I've never seen
an elder act like this. It's like, I don't know, harvesting the
corpses. I mean to be fair, usually when I see these things in
the field, unactively trying to destroy them. A battle group, right,
okay, So just to confirm some things. Have you ever heard of Earth?
Oh? Oh yeah, I guess it's some shit whole planet midpoint on
the disk, right, all right, so where I come from from my
Earth, humanity hasn't gone into space in a long time, and even then
it was just some space stations and shuttles and things. We Uh, My
whole life has been spent trying to call humanity back from a really dark place.
And I mean that literally. My planet was ruled by a dark goddess
for oh, we're not really sure, a long time, maybe a hundred
years. What, Yeah, that's what the battle groups are think of it,
like my I guess extended family like a Clane. The god Us died
maybe ten fifteen years before I was born. By then, my group had
been able to carve out a relatively comfortable existence. We hooked up with other
clans for what we called sweep and clears, pushing through the ruins of the
Old World cities, trying to clear out the things that invested our world,
things like tentacle guy. I don't know what kind of spooky myths you guys
have in space or whatever, but on my world, every dark, twisted,
evil monster turned out to be real and something that could tear you limb
from limb bain. That's dark, I mean it was a living Hey,
speaking of that, I still don't remember how I got here, do you?
No, Let's see, I remember the last thing I remember before I
woke up here was a completely normal We've been on an extended patrol in London.
That's a big city on my planet. Used to be one of the
biggest oldest ones in the world. Ah, got it. We finally had
some wreck time, a couple of days off to rest and research before our
next goal. Research. Yeah, my specialty is digging into old religions,
mystic traditions, stuff people believed in in the Old World. A lot of
that stuff has hints about the creatures that stopped our world. Cracking the books
made us a hit, us better and monster hunting. What about you?
Roboman, not a robot cybernetics, right, Yeah, I'm a cyber doc.
Lived on a pretty big way station in the Zaku, the Zacharus Cloud.
We called it the ZAC. It's one of the twelve galaxies. Yeah.
The ship drive made it pretty easy to get around between galaxies. Well
yeah, is that weird? I mean it is for me, But again,
it seems pretty clear you and I. I don't know. I think
we're from different dimensions or something. Is that a thing? I don't know
a good yardstick for what is and is not a thing. I spent my
twentieth birthday defending the rooftop of a stone zigarette from a horde of vampires.
Wow. Yeah, so you're a doctor. When was the last thing you
remember before you woke up here? I don't remember a lot, Just a
pretty normal day. Kicked back with a beer at Donovan's down the street,
hung out with my crew. Nothing out of the ordinary, ripper, Ah
okay, fuck, I need to put bills on YouTube. Hey cries.
Oh god, I hope you're enjoying the booze. I guess, but whenever
you ever stopped coming up? Ah? Yeah? Does does it have to
be one of us? Like the offset. It's up to you, guys.
I can go grab the fish and toss him out onto the platform if
you want. No, no, no, Finley. We can't make him
go again. Come on, it's one of our turns. I don't,
I don't, I can't. I don't think I can do it. You
heard him. He was a soldier, emani, a hard boy, and
he was still fucking screaming his head off. I'm just me. I can't.
All right, I'll take this one. Oh bain, m Annie.
I can't thank you if you better buck up, boy ocause you're up next.
But what if we just don't? What if we just stay on the
train. Oh please try. I have some blades I haven't been able to
play with yet. Oh nah, I'll go the next time. It's you,
all right, gorgeous leader. Choo doors Huh yep, you pick a
door and walk through. Not much to it? Why huh? Why do
we pick a door? Why do I have to choose between smile and Sunday
afternoon? You pick a door because I have a razor sharp knife. I
want to put in your organs. That's why I know. I know you're
terribling, But you can't just tell me why you're doing this, kidnapping us
to ride around on a train and pick doors and then die. It all
seems so complicated. No, uh, okayvin I pick, I guess smile
if that matters, matters to someone, not me happy dying just a moment
in time. It's just a moment in time, just a motment in time,
a link in time. Contime. What the hell? What the hell?
What the hell. We're still moving. Have a drink, eat some
food. Stop worrying. You're only saying that because you've already done it.
You've gone through a door. Why wouldn't I worry? I still I still
have to stand. You still have to die. M hm hm oh,
garlic and borrow owners brand Amani you you still don't want to talk about it?
No, I really don't. I just mean I think it would help
if I had some idea of what she went through. I promise you it
wouldn't finly admirable how quickly you've recovered. It took me hours to calm down.
I've had some training. I thought I'd seen damned near everything there was
to see, but one I experienced beyond that door. I wasn't ready for
it, not by half, so as I said, admirable. Thanks,
I guess ha ha. No, you see, you're just trying to spook
me, aren't you? Zook right? Not everything is about you human,
as you said, you're next. If I were you, I'd spend less
time worrying and more time preparing myself for the trial ahead. I'll screw you.
Fish. You wouldn't understand. Hey, I understand well enough that you're
a coward. Hey, I could turn you into paste. You scaly fuck
want a demonstration? Hey enough, sit both of you. I'm nursing a
witch of a headache, and the idea of chewing anything right now makes me
want to vomit. Let me nurse my coffee and bourbon in peace. We
were going to compare nodes, right. Have you remembered anything else about how
you got here? No? Still just a big blur. How about you
anything? No? Nothing. I was out with some of the others from
my crew. We were at a kind of wastation, very nice, tropical,
lots of rain, soft breezes. Are you familiar with the concept of
alcoholic drinks with little umbrellas in them? I mean, yeah, I don't
think I've ever had one, but I've seen pictures. Ah, well,
that's the kind of place I was at, spending some of our payment after
a long protracted job. We sat down at a table in this little bar.
I remember looking around the place, making sure we were in friendly territory.
And that's it. The next thing I recall, I was waking up
on that couch hearing the two of you talking. All right, Robo,
man, your turn? You remember anything? And who's Ripper? Oh?
Now I can talk? Come on, man, don't be like that.
We're in this together, right right I am. I don't remember much more
than either of you. I'm an engineer and doctor, okay, I specialize
in well, this kind of stuff. I had finished up my last patient
for the day. Lady wanted new eyes, easy stuff. I have a
little lab set up for myself in the Stora genits of my flat. I
clocked in there, started tinkering with a few things. It was getting late.
You asked, who Ripper is? He's this guy where I'm from.
You need protection, right if you're going to do the kind of work I
do. The gear I deal with every day is valuable, and so I
made I made arrangements with Ripper and his guys to keep me safe, and
in exchange, I do work for them. If it comes up. They
might come in with some spare parts and I install them or patch them up
if they get hurt. I'm assuming you don't ask a lot of questions about
where these spare parts come from. No, I don't, because I like
breathing. You said you owed him something. Yeah, just a little misunderstanding.
You know, we were going to talk about it. That's the last
thing I remember Ripper buzzing me at my door, and then I woke up
here. Not a lot to work with. Really, perhaps they kidnapped us
Imani from her quarters me from the bar. Would it be fair to say,
Finny that your friend Ripper might have sold you out to our captors.
Keep your fucking spec ulation to yourself. I've touched a nerve. How surprising
are either of you familiar with the term emotional labor? What screw it?
Never mind, new topic, new question, Zuck, How come I can
understand you? I'm sorry? What do you mean? I wasn't sure at
first, but since we've been talking today, I'm hearing different words than you're
saying. Your mouth moves and you're talking in whatever language you know, but
I hear you talk in my language English. Oh why didn't I notice that?
You're right? You're doing the same thing. Ah, that's creepy.
So we're talking to each other in like in our heads. Well, I
don't know, Oh this language English? Is it possible? Good evening,
everyone. I trust you are enjoying the meal our dear cries laid up for
you. Uh yeah, cal best food of kidnap victim could want. I
guess I did enjoy the garliced bread. I'll let her know then, is
it is it? Almost? Oh? Yes? In a short while,
I thought I would sit and talk with you, although see if I could
answer any questions. Imani makes a fair point, Caliban, you have kidnapped
us. You are holding us against our will. Why this pretense of caring
what we think? I know it may seem hard to believe, but we
do care what you think. Management very much wanted to take pains to provide
you with a sense of well, of mortal normalcy. You have your own
rooms, a bit of privacy. You can get food here whenever you like,
and the three of you rotate who chooses the door at each station,
So you have a significant amount of time where you have nothing to do at
all. I noticed Imney has found the library car. I hope there were
some interesting tomes among the shelves. Yeah, a lot of titles I didn't
recognize too, which was interesting. I guess I hear what you're saying,
Caw, but this is it's fucking nuts man. You've got us locked up
in here and you send us to these terrible places. It's torture. Why
is it that we die inside the doors and then we live again? There
are some things I can't fully explain for which I apologize. As I said
when we first met. The three of you are special in your own way.
Your choice is here, and I know it's cruel what we do to
you. Your choices matter. They are the heart of the project. You're
doing important work for us, even if you cannot see it. When do
we get to go home home? Yeah? When do I get to get
back to my clan and Zook to his crew and finlay h his garage.
Ah, We'll have to see, won't we. The project has goals it
has to meet. I'll speak with management though, ask them if they can
give me an estimate. Why If you don't mind me asking why do you
and Chries look so different? We're from very different places. We have different
lineages. You said mortal normalcy before. Does that mean you're not mortal?
Yeah? Are your lineages not whatever? Mortal? We are most assuredly not
mortal. No. I know it may be hard to tell given my cheery
disposition, but Cries and I are very different than the three of you,
from very different places. We operate on a well, on another level.
What does that mean? Different level? Where do you come from? Ah?
As the saying goes, our time is up. I'll have to see
one of you to your doors. I'm very sorry. I quite liked our
conversation, though hopefully we can continue it later. Now then, who will
be getting off at this station? I believe your choices are a door called
one year and a door called jailbird and lay I hear? I can't?
Please? Come on, man, we both did it. I'm I'm not
going to lie to you and say it's easy, But do you really want
one of us to go through that again? Just so you don't have to?
I am shit, I coward. I'm afraid I'll need an answer.
Findley. It sounds as if your cohorts believe it is your turn. No,
please, I can't do it. This isn't You can't make me.
Actually, I promise you I can make you, though I do not want
to, imani, Zuck. If Findley will not go to the station by
choice, I will escort him if one of you would care to go again.
That's perfectly acceptable to myself and management. As christ said, who leaves
the drain and is ultimately up to the three of you as long as someone
chooses the door at each station. You ask me, Zuck, how I
operate on a different level from you, and this is one of those ways.
The choices you Mortals make are precious important. So will one of you
go in thinly stead? Mh no? No, all right then? No,
please please get your hands off me. No, you can't make me
go. Can't make me go. Please don't make me go. No,
please help mell hey, you can't make me go. Please please, sir,
right this way? Help please help tell you how to get off.
I don't want to go. H oh oh oh oh, mister Finley,
can you hear me? I thought they fucking scream these girls they did to
my knowledge. Why did he do it? Why they didn't It's not supposed
to happen. Oh, it's not supposed to happen. Damn it. Sit
down, She won't do it to me, not again, not again.
I think we'll have to call in outside assistance. Are you thinking warden?
No? No, your warden is a touch violent for this kind of work.
When will it end? Oh? Oh, I'll get in touch with
the architect. Perhaps she can send down someone from the alienist's lodge. Sounds
good, Make the call. I don't know how long this guy's going to
hold it together. A right, Mommy? Over here? You I'm kidding.
Nope, there's a little forest in this car. Yep? How big?
Is it? Not that big? I think the space is still a
train car in size, if that makes sense. But it's all I don't
know sideways to how you'd expect it. Were these chairs here when you found
the place? Yep? I'm assuming at this point. But if we can
get into a place, we're meant to be here. So mind if I
sit, I'm not gonna stop you has thinly stopped? No, not that
I could hear. I'm sure he'll snap out of it. It took on
so while as well. M how many cars have you been through this is
number nineteen, and that includes the two sleeper cars, the bar and the
cafe car. Anything else interesting? Oh, loads, I think there's a
car especially for you at the far end. There's an inner door with a
big water tank. That's basically what my bunk is like. Yes, but
this one has some kind of coral in it, little creatures, ab snacks.
We'll have to take a look. Oh, let's see. There's an
armory with all kinds of bladed weapons, some kind of temple, a lounge
with a green velvet couch, all kinds of things. This is a weird
train man being. Is it that time already? I guess I thought we'd
have a bit more your money. Look, why do you enjoin us in
the Barbley? Well that's new. What if we at us? I mean,
I would guest disagree with him, but I want a drink and I
don't want to get thrown around the place. You know there are not wait
a tick, We're not going to do this forever, are we? I
mean they say they're immortal. Our version of forever might not apply anymore.
How can you be so nonchalant about all this? Two reasons first and foremost,
I'm thinking it I promise you. I'm just as scared as you are.
I just have more experience. I guess I've been dealing with weird shit
for a long time. Second reason is I don't know. There's just a
lot going on here, don't you feel it? This is also cultivated.
I think they need us more than we need them, if that makes sense.
When they're not body checking Finny into the wall, they've treated us pretty
well. I'm not sure what you mean. I mean we have to keep
searching somewhere on this train. There are answers to be found, my fine
finn friend, So we keep looking, or you know, thank you us
permanently and horribly one of the two. Wow, that makes a hideous kind
of sense. Damn it. Have a drink with me? Sure? Who
the hell else am I going to drink with? So a few long enough?
Good to see you two, cries? Can I get you both a
drink? Whiskey? Neat of samey? We stopped right? Why are we
moving again? We stopped to bring on someone to speak with mister Findley.
They're working with him right now. Did something happen? Oh no, no,
he's fine. He just needed a bit of assistance after his experience the
first time in a room can be very distressing, as you've both seen.
So why did you call us? In partially to explain why we stopped,
partially to ask which of you will be leaving the train next, and partially
to give you please? Is that a tape recorder? It is one for
each of you? What is this physical media? You record audio into a
plastic tape embedded with magnetic powder. The magnet in the device captures the wave
form. Huh? And why are we getting these things? Management is afraid
you'll go crazy? Now Now, they're a way for you to track your
thoughts, to keep a sense of continuity through this stressful time. Is this
optional? Of course if you don't find it helpful, no need to use
them, but hang on to them either way, all right? Uh huh?
Sure? So death done? Yeah? Who goes this time? I'll
go? I'm m I think I'm ready bout a break? Are you sure
it's my isn't it my term? I got this, but Caliban, I
want to ask some more questions. This isn't a trade. We stop.
Someone dies, There's no tip for tatty cries. We're here to whom I
am happy to answer. Any questions. I can. Oh right, m
let's hey, Imani zook, Hello, are you feeling all right? I'm
fine, much better. I've had a good conversation with the woman from the
lodge. She helped me to see how important it is for us to be
here. You did something to him, didn't You just helped me to see
Imani Now I can see. I know he seems somewhat strange right now.
Don't worry. He'll be back to his old self soon. It's just a
form of mood stabilization away for him to divorce himself from his fear. I
think I like him better this way. Socio parts, watch your mouthfish,
Oh god, what the fuck? Mhmm, Yeah, we were just talking
in the lounge car. No horseman rode up alongside us, dressed all in
black. It's tall, taller than the train horse. Its horn is it
looks like a corpse the rider. Where's a hood? From within the dark
hood are large horns like a steer. I can see its eyes, a
full full of hate, hate, hating. And I looked and beheld a
horse. His name that sat upon him was death. Power was given unto
him to kill with sword and with hunger. And with the beasts of the
earth, the power of the elder beings, the powers of the mount and
the grove, and the far and the Hell's, the power of choice and
suffering unending, the power of the Gray Rooms. Sir, this here is
wanted. Choose a door and step through. Why because if you don't,
I'll kill you. You can call me Bob, mister Beckett. Everyone else
does. We have worked together for some time now. You and I overseen
several iterations of the rooms. You have attended dozens of guests. You are
one of the pillars of the Gray Rooms. Bob. I trust you more
than that. I like you. Tell me I have nothing to worry about.
Tell me that you have a handle on this. You have nothing to
worry about. I have a handle on this. I merely wish to understand
enough. We have allowed this charade to go on long enough. Bob,
Admiral Beckett has done more for the project in this last few days than you
have in years. I was unaware that my commitment to the project was in
question. The warden's deterioration, the many little hiccups with Todd's time in the
rooms, the loss of Miss Winters. I am deeply and fundamentally questioning your
competence, wove a wreck attendant to the gray rooms. I belial hold your
chain, but I have held it for two long old friends allowed it to
go black. It is time I passed its links to another, a master
that will be more attentives. Gordon, we are could have so much fly
m. I opened my eye and stared up at a colorless ceiling. I
had been the project's attendant for centuries, and now I was trapped inside the
gray rooms. It brought a weak smile to my face, a grimace that
caused my cracked lips to bleed, and the pain in my head to intensify.
We'd work so hard to imitate the cheap concrete of Rayman's realm. I
clearly remember conversations about poor astriations, how cold the cells should be, how
much flickering the lights should do, all to manipulate a mortal, all to
shape his state of mind, our first fumbling effort to control the guest,
to fulfill the project's potential. And what had the admiral said, draw force
blood from a stone? Now these cells lingered here, deep beneath the walls
of dis a memento from that turning point in the project, when Belile's bid
for power had finally unmistakably borne delicious fruit. The perfect place to hold a
demon who was no longer of use to the project old woe varak bold bob
old me. I sat up on my threadbare cut taking in the grim walls,
the small table, the metal chair. I had no sense of how
much time had passed since that meeting in the Founder's tower. At some point,
someone the warden I assumed, had dressed me in a set of gray
cotton pants and a simple gray shirt, the very same clothes we had given
to Raymond. In fact, in the dim light, I could see my
breath condensing in the chill air. I reached up to gently touch the filthy
bandage covering my left eye socket. A dull ache spread from that wound up
into my skull. I was still getting used to having just one eye,
and this throbbing reminder of the mind worms tender ministrations made it difficult to focus
to rally my thoughts. I needed to get my feet back under me.
I needed to get moving. I knew if I could just focus, just
push past this pain, there was something I could do. I had to
do something before. Hey there, buddy, I see you whom to the
waking world warden. My only reliable way of counting time was the warden's regular
visit. He delighted in reminding me that he now held my chain, that
he could do with me whatever he wanted. What do you think you have
to spend in a little time together? I'd much rather rest and recuperate.
If you don't mind, perhaps you could send Todd down with some tea,
queen a little worm. Listen you sniveling like a moral Have you had tea
recently? It's quite delicious. You've changed, or friend, I've been telling
you for centuries, all this time when mortal says made you sobt rided you
from me inside out. Agree to disagree, old friend. And if I
have changed, well, isn't that something we're celebrating. You should have heard
the founder just like you, oh Terry, and the beg. He thinks
I can fix you, thinks if I can break you hard enough, we
can put you back together the way you used to be. But you and
I know better, don't we. Mom. It's just going to be you
and me down here, But the rest of eternity, you know, an
upside of being your prisoner is that I no longer have to pretend your inane
ramblings contain some kind of deep meaning. Do you ever get tired of hearing
yourself talk? So you want the pain to be particularly bad? Today?
Oh, every visit was different. Sometimes he came down in person to treat
me to quality time with his chains and blades. I'd been stalked by other
demons in his service, by mortal soldiers brought into the hells by the Admiral.
Once he had imported a horned beast from the grove to chase me down
these endless corrid horse It had the leering skull of a deer for a head
and hoofs shod with horns and barbed wire. It pursued me for what seemed
like weeks before he let me rest again. Recently, he'd grown fond of
unleashing the literal hounds of hell to snap at my heels. To be honest,
it was getting a little old. Better run, better run, or
I mean this time not forget to call him mine. This was all a
game to the warden, who was no longer interested in anything I had to
say, any observations I might have heard about the project any secrets. No,
I was nothing more than an amusement. That is why I ran,
because I knew if I stood and tried to fight, if I did anything
other than put on a good show, he'd get bored. And a board
warden was far far more terrifying than one who was amused. Ah. I
read for what seemed like ours, but eventually my strength began to flag.
I had been exhausted when he'd thrown me into these cells, and without any
chance to rest, I'd been getting weaker and weaker with each visitation. The
hill holp s ran me down, taking out my legs, pulling me to
the cold floor of the great rooms, so cold it burned my heart.
Blood steamed on the concrete as they tore in to me. He let amuse
me as a placing, batting me about the floor, tearing the chumps of
my flesh, ravaging my gray clothes. He let them toy with me for
a long long time until this blood lust was sated, until I'd stopped screaming
and just lay there trembling in agony. My good eye was taped closed with
blood, and so I heard rather than saw, the beasts trotting off down
the corridor back to their infernal kennel. Have a good night, barn,
oh you again real soon the loo. I lay there, unable to move.
I could already feel my wounds beginning to close. That would take days,
even weeks for them to fully heal. If I was patient, I'd
be able to crawl back to my cot within just a few hours. This
was why the warden was so happy to hold my chain. He could play
as rough as he wanted, with me, assured in the knowledge that eventually
I'd be whole again and ready for more torment. My body lie broken in
the flickering light dark light of the hall way. I was too exhausted even
to weep, and too full of self hatred to care for After all,
hadn't I laid the groundwork for my own suffering. We say that the choices
of the guests mark them as special, but we demons make choices as well,
and mine had damned me to a hell of my own creation. In
the shadows, I heard movement, soft, furtive, a footstep Hello.
That was new. If it was a torment dreamed up by the warden,
was effective. Snarling beasts I could handle quiet movements in the dark weren't really
his style. I tried to open my eye, rubbing at my face with
my hat, and through the crimson fog that filled my vision, I thought
I could make out a figure standing a dozen paces away at the end of
the hallway. I squinted. He looked familiar. Ray Raymond, our first
guest, the man this complex had been built for. I'd known intellectually that
he was down here, somewhere. I was, after all, the one
who'd kept him here. But these passages were an endless maze. I'd never
once considered. Raymond. Please, I know, I'm sorry, but m
can you help me? He regarded me silently. The flickering light didn't allow
me to see the expression on his face. He merely raised a hand,
pointing off down the corridor to his right. I I don't understand. He
stood there mute. I blinked, trying to clear my vision, and he
must have taken the few steps needed to clear the hallway. When I looked
again, he was gone. Raymond, no answer, no movement. Digging
deep my hold on the last of my strength and hold myself upright using a
hand on the wall, I managed after several tries to stand. My clothes
were in tatters and blood pooled in footprints as I slowly, agonizingly slowly made
my way down the hall. I reached the end and peered down the right
hand passage. He was there again, at the far end. He held
out a hand, beckoning me forward. Please. I'm exhausted, Raymond,
will you help me? My legs shuddering underneath me. I continued to shamble
forward. I was within just a few feet of him when he stepped off
down a side passage, not even glancing back behind him. This little game
went on for long minutes. The mortal stuck to the shadows, never allowing
me a look at his face. He never spoke, no matter what I
said to him, no matter how much I begged. Finally, as I
dragged myself down what seemed just another corridor, Raymond held out his hand,
palm out. Stop. I did, and nearly collapsed. He pointed.
I looked and realized I was standing before a door. That was not terribly
unusual down here, but most of the loci had been loaded out years ago,
the doorways left hanging empty, this vast worn of always left to rot.
Somehow, we'd missed one, a plaque glimmer in the dim light,
and I could just make out a flickering illumination beyond the hinges. The sign
said, simply invasive. What what is this? He gestured, and the
door swung open. You you want me to go through? The figure nodded.
It made a certain kind of sense. The rooms, terrible as they
were, paled in comparison to the endless torment I'd find in these dour halls.
I'd no doubt return here upon exiting the room, But perhaps this might
be my only chance, a chance to set the warden on his heels to
find an exit, and all because of Raymond. Thank you. I don't
I don't know why you're doing this, but thank you. Even in the
end he said nothing, merely watched as I took a few steps forward,
watched as the power of the rooms claimed me, and watched as the door
closed behind me. For all I know, peace watching there still in the
darkness, in the cold of the gray rooms. Ah h M. Prior
to this occasion, it had been a considerable amount of time since I'd actually
gone through one of the gray rooms. My reintroduction was deeply unpleasant, But
as I lay there on the cold floor of the complex. I could feel
that some of the old magic still at play. Many of my wounds from
the Warden's playtime had healed. My headache was just a dull lump behind my
left eye. Ah ah ah. I rose and pressed my back against the
wall, bracing myself. I was still so very very tired. Slowly,
tenderly I unwrapped the bandage that hid my empty socket. I lifted my hand
to my face, traced the edges of my ocular cavity. The left side
of my vision was still the haze. Apparently the power of the rooms was
insufficient or it was disinclined to restore my eye. Oh, tarts me?
How you holding up? I was ripped apart by hell hounds not that long
ago and just emerged from a locai. So I'm not doing well? Er?
Yeah, what do you want? Has the warden given you leave to
taunt me as a reward for your service? Oh? Never listen, I've
order saying O Lord Thomas saying things are changing in the room or head management
changing, false pars and love everything. And here I thought you all would
get along fine without me, You too, will you very well? The
emperors said. Everything on his ear and his recruits are the Farer's new favorite
toys. I've been doing for I'm not sure ward goes an't talking in it
and the lands. I've got a mission the army things it is he I'm
going to make shake up with a ball. She would have means, don't
stop the folks from other realms. Look, oh, coins are weird creatures
trumping through attire. Well, they owned the place. I made a new
version of the project doubt running. It's weird, weird even by assdit.
This is all fascinating. I'm sure, Why are you telling me? I'm
telling you because they're distracted. They're not thinking about you right now, and
I think I'm going to help you escape. Escape You and I both know
that will never happen. Even if you were able to pull me out of
the complex, where would I go they discover it was you, Todd,
You know they would. Mister Warden finds out that you're talking to me,
go back to your job, stay safe my time. But the project is
over. Nothing can change that. Now the project, you bloody You'll think
I'm in here. We'll rescued my skin for what shit sickningles, so I
get you back on the project. I'm your friend. You asked whole I'd
have call it a bunch of favors againsting, set up and reach out and
look. But I know you'll be a lot safer, a lot easier to
leave you writing down there, easier for me anyway, I'm not. You've
got people to want you free, and I can help you, so I
will know what you think of us mores. And you're right every time you
point out what ship I wasn't Barbie a poop with skill through you. But
there's why I've got to do is right. Because even though our tall light
a blow, that the lord who blew up the domes, even though I
got his name and remember his chili shappeared, all that I ain't himful are
just. I don't have to prove that to nobody, but I want to
know. So a we it would your sad sex. He'll find a way
to jolly old freedom. You always joined on to the guist amount how a
choice is made of special I are well not choosing. I quite literally had
no idea what to say to that. The idea that Todd mathis of all
people would attempt to set me free. It was insane. But then I
looked up and down the endless corridors that stretched out to my left and right.
What did I have to lose? Tard I thank you. I did
not expect this, nor on some level do I think I deserve it.
You're a right ars of a demon. You know that I have been told
as much. Yes, so what is your plan? Still works? Right
now? I just eat you to hang tie that a crabs urso in the
works. I don't know how you figured out find one of the work in
north down there, but I put the warden into all kinds of face.
Do you think you can do it again? Perhaps I'll try? Good Gay,
look sty cycle right, find another door that will throw the warden off
your trail for a while. We'll talk again soon. Wait, what is
this plan? God? Damn it, tard Ah. I stood on unsteady
legs. I brushed my hands across my gray clothing, trying my best to
remove the dirt and grime, and with my head held high, I moved
off into the complex. For the first time in a very, very long
while. I felt a bit like my old self. I might have been
exhausted. Defeat it but now I had a purpose, even if it was
given to me by a mortal I had a purpose, but no idea how
to find another working door. My knowledge of the original Gray Rooms was long
years out of date. I'd asked management to keep the complex around as a
kind of keepsake. The architect was extremely sentimental. After she took over the
project. She thoroughly approved of the minor expenditure of resources required. The complex
was originally built to confuse a mortal mind to torment Raymond in a way unique
to him, as well as provide him just enough succor between doors to keep
him emotionally stable. After thee incident that led to the conclusion of his time
in the Rooms, my orders had been to have him destroyed. I had
ignored them, one of my first small acts of rebellion against management. I
am still not quite sure. Why Why did I allow the remnants of his
mortal consciousness to remain? Why keep him here? By no sum in the
alienist large belief in signs and portens, But I I do not. Still
it appeared that, even after all these years, after everything that had transpired,
the first guest of the Gray Rooms was still of some use Raymond,
Raymond, if you're still there, I need your help. I need to
find a working door. I need you to lead me to a room.
Please. I stood there in the darkness of the halls for long moments.
I listened, hoping that he was near by, that he was in the
mood. And then there he was, at the far end of the hall,
a silhouette, a darkness against the deeper night. Raymond, thank you?
Where should I go? Can you lead me like you did before?
Wordlessly he regarded me. I could just make out the light reflected off of
his eyes twin mirrors. He turned and began to move, but this time
he did not walk. He ran. Raymond wait for a mortal that had
been trapped in this maze as long as he had. Raymond moved with surprising
speed. I didn't understand why until I heard the sound oh bab He'd known
somehow, Raymond had known the Wharton had returned. Why why are you running,
Bob? Do you think you can out run me? Do you think
you can out run pain? Oh? No? I didn't bother to reply.
I needed to focus. My weary mortal shell was beyond the point of
exhaustion. I put one foot in front of another. My eyes on Raymond's
fleeing form, and I love my little chant so much. If you're not
feeling talkative again, it's time for the screens to start. The Architect's pre
bery hasn't been out of its cage in so long. Oh, she mentioned
she wanted to let it stretch its wings, and I knew just what to
do. Why it was all I could do to keep my legs moving,
stride after stride. Raymond was always always length ahead of me, just disappearing
around the turn. Sometimes I saw him pause to excited me before he ducked
around a corner, and I thought, in the dim moments where I could
see his face, he was smiling. It's going to be good. They've
got a little snack and everything. I can't wait to ast management layer.
And then one more corner, and he was there, standing at the fore
end of the hall, that dark figure, his arm raised, pointed off
to the side my side. I looked and saw the tall tale glimmer beneath
the doorway, and not a moment too soon, the Architect's beast rounded the
turn, a nightmare in feathers and leathery skin. It barely fit inside the
tight corridor, its horrific skull scraping against the ceiling, stubby wings, dripped
ichorps under the cement from clipped and broken pinions, and its eyes terrible and
malevolent, and worst of all, human, all too undeniably human. Came.
She called him most mortal realms had known him once as Cain. She'd
never told me how she'd come to keep him as a pet, and I'd
never asked. Now he towered over me, only a few arm lengths away.
Hungry for pain and sorrow and death. I grabbed the doorknob and flung
it wide. How don't let him escape? I threw myself at the doorway,
being careful of the edges. For a fraction of a second I could
hear the sound of the beast's screams mingling with my own. Then the shimmer
of the loci broke upon my face, like water, shutting out sound and
light. And finally, thought, blinded, deafened and alone, I fell.
I fell forever ah. I was beginning to understand experientially why the guests
were always so out of sorts when they returned from a room, Being unceremoniously
dropped back into this end endless maze was deeply irritating. Ah. I cautiously
got to my feet, looking around warldly in the darkness. No birds.
It appeared I would have a few moments of calm before the madness began again.
Cautiously, I flexed my limbs. I felt, if not quite myself,
then better. My mortal shell had been injured severely by the warden's visitations.
With the exception of my eye, which appeared to be well and truly
gone, I finally felt whole again. All thanks, it seemed, to
the gray rooms. The irony of a jailer made whole by time within his
own and was not lost on me. Raymond, I called out into the
darkness, Raymond silence, Todd, can you hear me? Nothing? Wait?
No, not nothing in the distance. I heard it a sound of
chains. I didn't pause, I didn't wait. I turned and I ran,
Babe, did you make me? I should have known, after escaping
him twice, the warden wouldn't be content to leave the dirty work to beasts.
He'd want to deal with me himself. Once again, the warden stalked
a hapless victim through these gray and unrelenting halls. Once again, I found
myself on the run. Where are you going, buddy? You know there's
nowhere to go. Are you hoping to find another door? Oh? Well,
bad news. I still don't know where you managed to find them down
here, But that's not going to happen again, and make sure of it.
I found myself dealing with a paradox of success. I finally felt strength
in my limbs once again. I ran with long, looping strides. If
it came to it, I thought I might be able to hold my own
against his assault for at least a little while. And yet, now that
I'd finally had time to recuperate, I found I very much did not want
to be torn apart by his rusty blades, not again, And so I
ran, Why run? Oh friend, you know this is going to end
it all weed in the same way you and I. I didn't bother to
respond. He would flame me alive now or later. It was just a
matter of time, true, But for the first time in a long time,
I felt some of that old fire return. I'd been so tired for
so long. I didn't care if I succeeded. I wasn't going to make
it easy for him. As I rounded yet another corner in this endless gray
maze, I heard a familiar sound, and despite my situation, a tight
smile slipped onto my face Todd, where she run down and gabble, tid,
get out of here, you little worm. Yeah, no shirt naughtice
time? Sorry? Want it? When I get done with Bob your next
And this time I'm not going to stop. I'm going to rip your soul
apart and throw you, screaming bloody meat into the pit to burn and burn
and burn. And I wanted roys Time royal friends about me in Vain.
They just don't ask scary anymore respectfully shut ain't by asshi fucking chuckabo. As
amusing as this exchange was, I hope my start to burn the warden's fury
would carry him further longer than my determination. Todd, I could use some
help down here. Plans come, I get it, don't you worry?
What plan? I quick and so began one of the strangest experiences of my
long life. As I was pursued like hunted game through the unending corridors of
the gray rooms. The man I once kept imprisoned guided me through its twisted,
benighted halls all the while like a hound who had caught the scent of
blood, the warden gave chase. Just give in, now, just give
in. I can torture you while you're fresh. How it torture you?
Woul tiring? Doesn't married the Without Toard's directions, I would have been hopelessly
lost my rounded turn after turn, past door after door. This original construct
was a template fro the blueprint we used for every version of the rooms.
Since it was, of course, why to this day we still called them
the gray rooms. Now I was struck by how simple they were, how
uncomplicated, A call back to a time when my thoughts fled as my feet
found themselves cemented in place. At the foreign of the hall stood a relic
I thought long since destroyed. What in all the hells tart is this gate?
At the end of the hall, The corridor widened out to a massive
chamber that I knew for certain had not been part of the facility's design.
Dominating the chamber was a single, massive wrought iron gate. I was staring,
somehow at the front entrance to the iron keep, the iteration of the
rooms which had been Todd's prison. Ha, this isn't possible against fast,
I jogged to the base of the Portcullis. The iron keep hadn't been much
of a step up from Raymond's prison, just a flagstone maze with a few
common rooms to keep the guests amused. Except for when Todd had first entered.
To my knowledge, the gate had never been opened. I could see
the rusted mechanism beyond. There was no way to lift it from this site.
Well, no easy way soon be gain, saw it. You'll slow
it down. We can give if your goal is to infuriate me and therefore
spermy to action. It is working, and then your game You got me.
It's queen now. I rolled my eyes, squared my shoulders, and
knelt before the massive gate. My mortal form had been refined and improved numerous
times over the many years of the project. By necessity, it kept my
demonic strength in check, and I had been removed from the project. The
warden had insisted on keeping me in the shell I'd crafted for the Admiral's time
in the rooms. As my chain holder, he could force me to stay
within its confines, force me to act out the part of weak, pathetic
mortal. But I was far more myself now than I had been in some
time. I felt at home with this mortal form. I was natur all,
the attendant to these dark cause I had lived and breathed their air for
centuries. I was Bovarik, and I was a going to sell the rest
of town. Here, and still the ward his playing, Yeah, where
did this come from? The remark you may do? I show you,
I'll be do this in no time, And when I do, I'll peel
you out of that suit and climb inside your own glasses. Within the old
keep, the odd torch still guttered in iron sconces upon the walls. The
doors were gone, of course, but the empty frames stared out from the
stone walls like lidless eye is. On some level, I was still in
shock. I thought the keep had been cleared away, torn down long ago.
The fact that it was still here, deep within the walls of this
clearly I had been deeply out of touch with the project I was supposed to
be managing it. Surprises on surprises. Speaking of surprises, Todd, are
you still there? Where am I going? Ostia? I'll warre me from
Look, you're doing great, Just all of my old at the door.
You know you should go. We steiple, He'll take the water a good
walking to keep. You have to get a long way random. I'm about
have you oh my, oh, my, dad, you are a tick
or two. I'm a feeling they could be a bihering between the just this
entire chaosson. I did, indeed recall the way to the dining hall,
even after all these years. The main corridor of the castle was enormous,
a cavernous chamber that just went on and on. As I walked, I
mused about the decades I'd spent in this structure, the number of times I'd
tried to wrangle Todd through one of these doors, the number of times I'd
had to collect his broken, bloody remains from crimson soaked flagstones. My exertions
at the Portcullis, and the stress of the day weighed upon me. My
stride slowed, and as the lights of the dining hall approached, I looked
forward to a seat on one of the many wooden benches that I stopped,
struck dumb for the second time today. The enormous room had that it sent
her a pair of high backed chairs, the royal thrones for the King and
Queen of the Keep. They had been useful props during Tod's time within these
walls, but it sat vacant, gathering dust since his departure. That was
no longer true. The king's throne had been toppled. It had fallen from
the dais upon which they sat, broken into pieces on the flagstones. A
figure sat atop the queen's throne, a familiar figure. She saw me standing
in the doorway and stood. Her hair fell to her shoulders, and her
clothes hung like royal finery from her petite frame. Her eyes burned with intensity,
but incredibly she was smiling. Sam Samantha, Hey there, Bob,
did you miss me? You're in the gray rooms. It's a hotel,
this time an old one, and I am in charge. Your name is
Samantha Winters. You can't leave. I know everything. And as for who
I am, my actual name you wouldn't like. But he called me mob.
Samantha Winters, an art student swept up in the furor of a cult.
She was touched by an eldritch power pretending to be a penitent god,
and died after a century's long rule as Earth's cruel and unforgiving deity. Do
you blame a cat when it places a mouse I could, so I didn't.
I was a god. Well your no god here or yes? And
it's a bit of a bit. Bob, Oh, you don't regret.
I only regret it so over happiest time of my life. But please tell
me those tapes aren't real, that she's not me. I make it a
point not to lie. How is that possible? How are she and I
the same person? I don't. I don't feel that way at all.
Why did Samantha leave the project? This isn't something we can discuss with you,
mister Beckett. Well, it's interesting only you see, when Bob and
I met, he mentioned there'd been an incident not that long ago. He
said, the repercussions were unpleasant. Now, if Samantha was the guest just
before me, that would mean the incident was during her time on the project,
wouldn't it. The walls of the Iron Keep soared above me as I
stared up into the face of a woman I hadn't seen in a very,
very long time. She descended the deis like royalty. The last time I
had seen her, she'd worn the simple street clothes we'd given her in the
old hotel. Now she wore a black gown inlaid with onyx colored pearls.
A jade choker was a dark green and gray line across her throat. A
curved blade hung in a scabbard from a sling, its hilt inscribed with runs.
Perhaps my time in the rooms, my time with the warden, had
fractured my sanity, or I mused, this was some kind of manipulation,
a mind crafted illusion of the kind Almah was so skilled at creating. Samantha
Winters reached ground level, and now I had to look down to meet her
gaze. She was still a foot shorter than I was. She must have
seen some of the thoughts cross my face, because her mouth screwed itself up
into a crooked grin. You're not crazy, Bob, and I'm not an
illusion or whatever. I'm here? Oh? How am I here? Or
how am I not burning forever at the bottom of the hells both? Your
second question's got a long answer one. I don't think we have time for
right now. As to why I'm here, let's just say I have some
friends who want you saved, So here I am. She seemed terribly pleased
with herself. Then in that moment, Now I am the one who has
the secrets to keep I don't understand. Same old Bob, and he said
you changed its amount's time. I'm pleased to see you. But the Wharton,
he's right behind me. If he finds us here, I'm not sure
I can protect you. Oh, don't worry about me. I can take
care of myself these days. She hefted the blade at her side to emphasize
her point. But you're right, we need to get moving. She turned,
scanning the room as if hoping to see someone there. As she did,
I saw the changes I had overlooked in those first few moments of recognition.
Well heeled scars ran down her neck. Her hair, which had always
been a golden hue, had faded to bone white. If this was not
a trick, an illusion, the Samantha that stood before me had been through
a very great deal since our last encounter. Damn it, he should be
here by now. The surge of strength of confidence that had gotten me past
the keeps Gate fled to my body. I staggered to a nearby bench and
slumped down onto it. Are you all right? I'm I'm fine. I
have also been through a great deal since we last saw each other. Maybe
you have changed? How did you lose my eye? Yeah? The warden
right right, Samantha saved. This is my boy. This is even more
awkward than I thought it'd be. Look, I know a lot more about
the project about you than I ever did during my time in the rooms.
I know you were just doing your job, doing what you thought was the
right thing to do. If you had to do it over again, would
you still toss me in that pit? My instinct was to prevaricate to him
and Hall, but my exhaustion got the better of me and my mouth opened
of its own accord. No, I would not, and it's because of
you. It's because of what you did to me that day on the battlements.
What I did. You attempted to control me as you had with Todd.
Hinted at work. No, but somehow when you touched my mind,
it did something to me. You touched my very nature, Samantha. Demons
are not supposed to be able to change, you know. I know well
I have changed, and I have no doubt it is why I am sitting
here talking to you today. The warden could sense it, the architect could
see it. Even the guests could tell I was different. Somehow, Samantha.
I don't know where you've been or why you're here, but if we
escape the rooms, will you help me to understand this? I feel so
lost. Yes I will. I just need one thing from you. Name
it. Oh why did you hit me? Because you threw me in the
hell? You assholee We had both changed, it was true. As she
laughed at my confusion, which quickly turned to amusement, I felt some of
the tension that had been holding my shoulders tot ease for literal centuries. I
had known what my future held, what my life would measure up to be,
And now I hadn't the faintest clue, but perhaps with allies at my
side. The sound of running footsteps took us both by surprise. Wow,
Wow, Wow, sam it's me, tot he weird old bastard. Where
have you been? I would open missus mousey, I get the safety blush.
I'd stop off and get ritual stuff. You know, no mind,
old Todd. I felt my single remaining eye twitch in its socket. What
in the hills was happening here? Wait? You two have been working together
sort of, Like I said, I've got some friends friends, we are
mutual friends. Right, Yeah, it's good to see you in Persian Miss
Winners, A big old lug. Not on your life, you perverted old
goat, Oh loyal? All right, you can't blame a blot for drawing.
I can. Could we focus on our current situation? What ritual are
you talking about? How long have you had these friends? Can they be
trusted? Since back during the Admiral's times in the rooms? I promised to
get me out an exchange with some little favors. What kind of favors?
Oh, you know, some information? A little bit shoot there, laying
a big old stake into the manner? Yew, things are that you na
oh un expected look on your fine. As much as I'd love to stand
around and watch Bob try to make facial expressions, thank you. The three
of us can catch up and answer your questions after we've escaped the warden amb
the gray rooms, and certain dismemberment. Yes, wait, is there any
way that we could go back for Raymond? Raymond, he was the first
guest before either of you were in the rooms. The complex just beyond the
keep. He's trapped there. Perhaps we could leave him instructions on where to
go, someplace to meet us He helped me before Todds could lead me to
safety. I don't know why, but I would not have survived without his
help. I'm sure of it, Bob, Raymon's gone. What do you
mean gone? Ah? My early architect talking about it. I didn't know
you kept him random, and I'm a pretty pisted about it. Before I
set you down there, the women went in well cleared him out. Raymon
was gone before you got dropped in there. Hey, I don't then what
did I see? Who was that? The woman who had once ruled a
planet through fear and pain? Cheased her blade and took my hand. I
started uncomfortable, but she gripped it all the harder. Bob. I've penned
through a lot since my time in the enough to know not everything is explainable
or understandable. Sometimes you just have to take the win when the universe gives
you another shot. You know. I'm sorrybl I can mold this over later.
In the meantime. The rooms are inescapable magical constructs designed specifically to stop
the kind of escape attempt you're describing. What is this ritual you mentioned?
How in the nine hells do you propose we free ourselves? Abo boy,
you are gonna love this. I do not, in fact love this now
patting the fifth floor ladies fully undergarments and the perfume. I thought the hotel
had been destroyed after you threw me in the pit. Yes, something you're
going to get used to. Old man management, the architect and the light,
the lie by everything. It turns out she had us breakdown the lobby
in the old Sure, but she picks and chooses a bitch of the project
light and squirrels them away for a rainy day. How did you connect this
to the keep? Do you have what did you call Samantha's gift? The
whammy? Oh no, no, no, missus winners. Here is the
heavy here. I'm just real good at taking notes, you know, gathering
materials, following instruction and stuff like that. The whammy? Who would you
call it? Then? I mean good enough? I guess where are we
going? Only part of the hotel has left. Bah bah boy, the
restaurant. It's one of her favorite places. She used to come up here
when Miss Windows was in the hotel to check with the warden or make plans.
And we had such a lovely meal here too. Oh, I know
you're joking but still think about that apple pie. Sometimes you go give me
the recipe someday. Can we focus, please? This is the blake,
all right? How couldn't mag a rabbit disappear about? Our friends said it
should be easy. He's putting together about to chili. I'll just get his
shaven working, You too, this shit. Keep him busy, work quickly,
please, really quickly. Still glad you came to get me. Ask
me after we get out of here. I turned from Samantha, a grim
smile on my face, just in time to see the warden leap onto the
restaurant balcony. He wore his badge of office, the cloak of keys,
laid by the founder in the early days of project. It swirled about him
as he drew himself up to his full height. The fury edged on his
face was terrible to behold. No bloating, no threats, not this time,
ha ha. He rushed towards us that I moved to stop him.
All I could do was hope I could hold him, and hope that I
could buy some time for Todd to do it whatever it was he was doing.
I duck deep and summoned forth my last reserve of strength. I capped
into the demon with him and kilt. My human hands snapped and gnarled as
they grew into clawed talents. Come on, just a little bit more.
I didn't even shrink. The Warden's blade had left a jagged wound in my
arm. It pumped dark blood onto the ground as I staggered back from my
opponent. For my part, I'd managed to give as good as I'd gotten,
But the Warden was far sturdier than I was, had been marshaling his
strength. Samantha stepped forward, her own blade held before her. Now,
where did you come from? My dear? Oh, you know I missed
you, guys. Laugh a minute around here tis tisk desk. Another loose
end, bob, another failure. Allow me to take care of that for
you. Yeah, not this. Samantha's strength tattled down upon the rooftop like
a suffocating mist. I felt myself slow, like I was caught in a
mire. Todd's eyes were huge as he tried to continue his work, his
fingers moving in pantomime motion. Among the ritual implements, the warden hung arrest
did in me dare. His cloak billowed behind him, his blades arching for
Samantha's face. Effortlessly, she stepped to the side. Unaffected by the power
she had brought to bear, she strode forward, moving to stand at the
warden's side. You know, I was so afraid of you when you had
me trapped here, when I was powerless. The Warden's eyes bulged with hatred.
I could see him trying to form words, but to no avail.
Well, I'm not powerless anymore. What was that you said that first day
in the hotel? Oh? Yeah, say goodbye, warden. Samantha Winters
reached out and casually brushed a hand against the warden's chest. The force of
the impact blew the warden clear off the building. One moment he was there,
one moment he was not. Her strength spent, Samantha sagged and I
rushed forward. My wound continued to spat her blood on the ground as I
caught her, and we swayed there unsteadily. Ah was it wasn't shout,
I would actually work, most impressive, Miss Winters, to honor just about
Todd's ritual working coalesced into a tear in space, a hole in the sky
above the balcony. The hungry wound that tugged at my feet and set my
blood spatters soaring through the air to disappear into the infinite. This is it
all? Why are the rooms? Where does it go? A wife?
From here? A boy? Come on, it's a brand new tape.
Ha ha. I already fought you was worse a Grappard with those words.
The old caretaker and former terrorist leapt at the terror and was gone, You're
coming right. I'll be right behind you. You'd better be. You know
how much of todd I've had to put up with to make this thing come
together. She stepped to the edge of the tear and Samantha Winters exited the
gray rooms for the second time. I turned to look out across the dismal,
gray sky of the fue city beyond the balcony. It had been an
embellishment on the architect's part for one of the hotel's few amenities, an artistic
choice not meant to create joy or wonder, but to manipulate and control,
to cow the mortal mind with fear and submission. Demons are not supposed to
be able to change. But I looked at that sky and felt, for
the first time a likeness inside of me. Hope for a future of my
own creation, a loosening of the chain bound around my very soul. My
last thoughts. Thus, I stepped through the portal and left the gray room.
Forever were of the founder. A man I felt sure I would never
see again, but then again, for the first time in eons. I
had no idea what would come next. I had no real memory beyond awakening
to the gentle swaying of the carriage. Other men would have been afraid I
was called. I didn't know why I was there, but I knew what
kind of man I was. I trusted my choices. I knew that.
And my name. My name was Beckett, Dadmiral David Beckett, a petty
war criminal who became admiral via self appointed title. The flourish of a narcissistic,
power hungry dictator. You died mourned by no one. A legendarily despotic
emperor who held the twelve galaxies in his fist. A recruiter, Yes,
I could act as your recruiter. Give me a chance, and I'll prove
it to you. I've met some truly twisted morals in my time in their
rooms, perfect candidates. Let me return to some of my low side,
talk to some of the damned. I was a leader. I can be
again, and if you fail. If I fail, well the warden here
can do with me what he pleases death. They're back just a moment three
two one, gentlemen, you're back. Come write in Boss. How in
the head do you do that? Oh? You know me? John,
I have my ways. Take a seat, please? How did it go?
God was with us? Master? Assignment was a complete success. What
is your will? What the more may we do for you? Gregory?
Your enthusiasm is impressive, but those of us with artistic minds and immortal constitution
need time to rest and recuperate. Yeah what Brand said? I don't have
it in me for another trip like that anytime soon. I mean you two
must get to stand by and watch me do my thing. I take exception
to that warlock, as do I. The Almighty invested me with great gifts,
Jonathan. It was for a higher purpose when I am pleased to carry
out We work for the other side. Now, lover of the Russian Queen,
you my cat are really far gone? Why do you insist on calling
me that? Enough? Brand? The situation was dealt with. Yes,
my plan worked perfectly. The demonic soldiers were dealt with. The scroll work
I forged should prove enlightning. When their master finds it among the dead,
this duke Mammon will be most displeased. Good work, very good work.
No discipline problems this time, John, It woun't we boss. What you
call lack of discipline, I called feeling my oaths. He speaks the truth
Master, least time good to hear, Dad. The architect is heading this
way. You've got a little time, but she she does not seem happy.
Gentlemen, apologies, my infernal senses tell me my employer is on her
way. As you may recall, she is not overly fond of mortals.
Why don't you return to the barracks. We'll speak more this evening. You
can consider yourselves on leave until further notice, as you wish muster. Thank
you, sir, You got a moss again. RHISPETI father Russian between who
was a cat who belie was gone. I mean you're the one that wanted
to be a leader again. Dad. The next time I get a great
idea like that, you have my permission to smack me. You and I
both know my ghost hands aren't going to smack anything. A fair point.
Where is she now? She's working her way up the tower of the Slow
Way's she looks really mad. Any idea, what's got her wings in a
twist? No? I started getting a read off the mortals when I far
see now, But the demons are still like blank walls. All right,
might as well do some work while we're waiting. Bring up the map,
Son, let's see where we are. Let's count their trip up to the
fourth Circle as a success. Then go ahead and color that part of his
territory green. Mammon and the other dukes will eventually figure out where the teams
are coming from. I feel like it's as much luck as planning. I
know you like the group you've assembled here, but they're not exactly what it
calls subtle. It's a fair point. Remind me to ask Todd to arraigned
another trip into the LOCHI some of these new rooms they've arranged for the Silver
Express have potential for recruitment. I will let's see, I mean, Dad,
based on everything we talked about from the beginning, we're there. If
the dukes of the fourth and fifth Circles aren't at war within the next few
weeks. I'm not sure what else we could have done to push them over
the edge. M what about this fortress over here? Have we sent a
team in there? That's cronics counting house. He's some kind of infernal accountant.
I guess one of Lucifer's favorites. Dangerous to send a team, then,
what if you want yourself made? It more about a conversation than the
team normally likes to. You're saying Brand's tendency to cut throats for paint supplies
might not send the right message. Probably not. It's a good suggestion.
In the meantime, Architect, to what do I owe the pleasure? Mortal
problem? Meaningless words? I've had to put up with your respiration, your
fluids, your your oils, all over everything. I am disgusted by your
flesh acts. I am done with you mortals. I'm very sorry, architect
about my oils. But is there something I can do for you? There
is a meeting of management assembling soon. We'll lead you there, Admiral.
Certain events have transpired that require an immediate response movement from the other dukes.
Are we on war footing? No, swore far Bob has escaped from the
gray rooms, He was apparently assisted by Todd and an interloper from outside the
wars. The warden was wounded in the escape, apparently quite badly. Bob's
escaped. How I thought that was impossible. It should have been impossible,
Admiral, by all reasonable measures, by every known quantity in this realm or
any other. What Bob has done should not have been possible. And yet
here I sent Holy shit. Indeed, now, if you an accompany me
downstairs, the founder will be joining us. We could use some of your
vaunted mortal expertise to be their boss. The guys and I were wondering if
John now is not the best time you must be the boss. Lady efforts
so much about Hi. Nice to miya. My name is The pleasure is
all mine, you know what. I take it back, Admiral, thank
you for doing the work you do That makes me feel much better. Glad
I could help. We'll see you downstairs. Then I'll be right down.
Samuel, make a note that we'll need to go get a new job.
Run far and run fast, Bob, and by the hells, I hope
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