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Mother, our post forty percent brand
flakes really the best tasting cereal of them

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all. Well, your father says
so, and father knows this. Yes,

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it's father knows best. Transcribe in
Hollywood, starring Robert Young's father.

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A half hour visit with your neighbor's
the Andersons, brought to you by America's

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largest selling brand flakes, host forty
percent brand flakes and by instant post them

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the good tasting drink that's entirely caffeine
free. When relatives arrived for a visit

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after a long absence, the opening
remarks generally follow a very familiar path.

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Now, Anthelmo, who is stopping
off the the Andersons between trains? Isn't

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one of the change things. That's
why we find the family gathered in the

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living room of the white frame house
on Maple Street with a conversation running something

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like this, my how the children
have grown? Yes, I imagine you

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notice quite a difference, Aunt Thelma, it's been over a year now,

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y'all. Let's see who do they
look like? And Margaret, I do

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believe that Bud looks like you.
And no, no, I'm second fot

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he does have Jim's eyes and times
you are certain expressions that Bud smiles me

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once, huh, smile friand Thelma. Oh, that was Jim, all

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right, that was me. And
this is Kathleen. My, what a

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sweet little angel. Thank him,
Bud. Margaret. I don't believe Kathy

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looks too much like you, or
for that matter, Jim either. Oh.

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I don't see any resemblance in the
eyes and the nose, and what

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is there about her mouth? Blueberry
jam? But that wasn't necessary. I

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do believe though the Kathleen favors your
side of the family, Margaret, that

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could very well be I come to
think of it. She does look quite

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a bit like I'm Florence. No, no, no, maybe it's Uncle

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Harold. No, but there is
somebody in that family that Kathleen resembled very

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closely, very carcass spaniel. But
I was just trying to be helpful.

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Somebody came in, Mommy, it's
Betty, Betty, aunt Thelma's hair.

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Hello, Aunt Thelma. Nice.
He's certainly growing into a fine looking young

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woman. Thank you. I hate
to be seen like this, mother,

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but the most awful thing has happened. Just look at the back of my

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head. Your hair, what looks
like it's been chopped off. I was

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over at Janie's and she was trimming
my hair for the party to learn it

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all, And she was doing a
wonderful job when that brat of a brother

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of hers came in and dropped a
frog down her neck. Oh no,

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oh, father, it's not the
least bit funny. Well, it was

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lucky you weren't hurt. When Janey
jumped, she gouged out a big chunk

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of hair. She's been spending the
last hour trying to even it up.

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Oh, dear mother, does the
back of my head really look bad?

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From here? It looks like somebody
forgot to replace a vivid Father. I'm

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not amused. I do believe Betty
looks like one of the Martins and girls

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with that haircut, she looks more
like one of the Martins and boys.

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Mother, I'm not going to the
party tonight. Oh Betty, it isn't

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as bad as your father and bud
make out. It looks pretty bad,

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Kathy, you run out and play. Oh okay, I'm not even going

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out of the house until my hair
grows in. Oh that's a shame,

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just one of the many problems in
raising your family. Anne Tella By the

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way, Aunt Telma, how is
your visit with Helen Roy? Oh just

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fine, I'll go just between us. I did get kind of peeved at

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them. Oh you know, when
I sold my home and moved into an

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apartment, I gave away a lot
of my nice things to the relatives instead

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of having them stored. Yes,
you are very generous. Well, I

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gave Helen and Roy this very beautiful
love seat, and I assumed that they'd

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prize it as I did. But
lo and behold, I went down in

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their basement and there, stored away
like so much junk was the love seat.

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Oh dear, Frankly, I was
furious, and I let them know

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it no uncertain terms. You could
hardly be blamed. I have no patience

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with people who can't appreciate beautiful things. And by the way, I imagine

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you folks are getting a lot of
enjoyment out of the lamp I gave you.

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Lamp. This is the one with
the green gas shade and the gold

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tassels all that lamp. Well,
I think I'll go out in the kitchen

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and put some water on to boil. You like posting, don't you,

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at Telmat? Oh? Yeah,
good idea, Andy do you use cream,

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Auntie, Yes, I do.
Good, I go out and help

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put the cream or uh, never
mind, Dad, I'll help mom.

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Thanks, thanks a lot, very
uh helpful children. I thought, surely

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i'd see my lamp here in the
living room. Well, uh, we

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did have it here, but it
made the rest of our furniture look so

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shabby. But you are using it, Oh, yes, of course where

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in the uh playroom, the playroom. It was too good for your living

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room, but you put it in
your playroom. Well it was a matter

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of the lamp fitting in with the
scheme of things. It's so uh so

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distinctive. I see. Well,
anyway, you haven't got it. Start

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away someplace where it's nothing but a
dustcatcher. Oh jem oh, excuse me,

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Aunt Helen. Yes, Margaret,
now you've done it. Done what

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telling, Aunt Telma her lamp was
in the playroom, Well, it was

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in the playroom until I couldn't stand
the sight of the monstrosity. Dear,

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I realize it wasn't the prettiest lamp
in the world, Margaret. I've won

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better looking lamps than that throwing baseballs
at note bottles, So it wasn't too

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attractive. And that green glass shade. Everybody in the room looked like they

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had a bad ocean crossing. But
Jim, you know how Anthelma is.

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Before she leaves, you'll want to
see every room in the house. And

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when she goes into the playroom and
there's no lamp, well, look out,

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Margaret, there's nothing to get excited
about. I'll see that the lamp

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is in the playroom before she goes
down there. Well where is it now?

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Must be up in the attic with
the rest of the junk. Honey,

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you brought this whole thing on yourself. When she first offered you the

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lamp. You should have politely told
her that we didn't need it. Oh,

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I couldn't do that. She was
kind enough to give it to us

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instead of leaving it with some storage
company, and the storage company probably refused

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it. Margaret, I just adore
your house. Well, thank you.

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I've been showing that Thelma around.
Is the water boiling yet, dear?

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Not yet? Certainly like your kitchen. Wait till you see the playroom.

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Eh, excuse me, just a
moment with Jim. I thought we were

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going it'd be right back. Oh, but but what do you want Dad?

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Look while your antthelm and mother and
I are in the kitchen. I

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want you to go up to the
attic, get ant Thelma's lamp, bring

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it down, take it out through
the front door, then into the playroom

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by way of the side door.
Why can't Kathy do it? Because this

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has to be done right, I'll
get going. I'll keep Antellama occupied in

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the kitchen until your mission is completed. Okay, here, your postums getting

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cold coming, Honey, Margaret,
that certainly hit the spot. And now,

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if you'll excuse me, won't you
have another cup? Antelima? No

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thank you? Cookies, no donut? No thanks? Could we make you

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some toast? Dear? Well,
she's had a long trip. I thought

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she might be hungry. Oh indeed, I have had a long trip,

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and that's why I want to get
up and stretch my legs. Now,

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I don't want you to to worry
about me. I'll just browse around the

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house. Oh, why don't you
wait a couple of minutes and I'll show

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you around. Oh that won't be
necessary, Jim. Now, as I

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recall, this door over here leads
to the basement and playroom right here,

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I'll go with you. Oh no, now, Jim, I told you

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it really isn't necessary. Now.
Well, right here is the kitchen.

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Yes, I've been sitting in it
for the past ten minutes. And then

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right off the kitchen here is the
broom closet, very handy. Well,

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there's the broom, and hanging right
next to it is the mop. Yes,

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each one has its own separate hook. So I see for a long

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time Margaret hung the broom and the
mop on the same hook, didn't you,

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Margaret? Yes, I did.
When did I put in that other

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hook? Oh? I believe it
was about four years ago. No,

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I think it was five years ago. Well, I'm sure it really doesn't

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matter. Oh, but it does. It's amazing how much easier it's been

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for Margaret since she's had one hook
for the mop and the one hook for

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the broom. Jim, there's still
a lot of the house. I haven't

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seen them on the floor. Here
we have the mop bucket, yes,

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with ringer attached. Goodness, gracious, what was that? What was what

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with that noise? Noise? It
sounded like gas breaking. Probably just Kathy

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dropping a bottle of pop or something
that crash. A bottle of pop,

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a king sized bottle, Jim,
maybe you better investigate I'm going to uh,

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you ladies stay there. But y'all, Dad, Oh no, look

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at that mess. I missed the
top step, but it looks like you

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hit all the rest. I'm sorry, Dad. Well, I guess it

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serves us right. We should have
told Anthelma the whole ugly truth in the

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first place. I don't get you. That was the only reason I had

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you sneaking around so that you could
get her lamp down from the attic into

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the basement. But I didn't break
her lamb. What well, when you

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told me to go up to the
attic, I figured I might as well

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take that old fish bowl up from
the garage. All right. Oh you've

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been after me to store it in
the attic. Oh well, in this

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mess is what's left of the fish
bowl? Yeah? Uh? Do you

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want me to go up and get
the lamp? Now? No? Why?

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Why? How can you stand there, ankle deep and broken glass and

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ask a question like that? Well, I just get the brow Betty,

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Oh Betty, yes, father,
would you would you go in the attic

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and get Auntthelma's lamp? And when
I tell you that the coast is clear

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down here, I can't hear you. I said, go in the attic

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and I'll get it. Margarets.
Hello, h it's for you, Betty.

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What do you want father, I'll
explain as soon as you get off

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the phone. Now hurry Hello?
Oh hi Peggy. No, peg,

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I'm not going to the party denied. Hm. Oh it's a long story.

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Tell you call her back. Who
our chaefers going to be there?

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Oh? No, I am sick? What Truthy told Georgia the cheats see

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Mary and Mary had talked to Susan
and she'd overheard Art say to Barbara repeate's

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sake, father, Please, I'm
sorry, Peggy. Would you repeat that?

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Trudy told Georgia the cheat See Mary
and Mary had talked to Susan,

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and she had overheard Art say to
Barbara that he didn't. He didn't.

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He didn't your needles stuck? He
didn't. He didn't he did, Thank

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goodness, he didn't. Betty.
I'll call you back, Peggy. Yes,

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what father? This is no time
for guessing games. Trudy told Georgia

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the cheat seen Mary. Mary talked
to Susan, and she'd overheard Art say

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to Barbara, father, how you
know? Oh, just intuition, I

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guess, And I told Barbara that
he thought I was a very cute girl.

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He didn't. And then I had
very beautiful eyes he didn't. Father,

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Betty, all this can wait.
And I also said that I had

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the most beautiful hair he'd ever seen, and look at it now, princess.

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And he was looking forward to meeting
me at the party. And now

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I can't go and he come back
here. Oh well, I'll take a

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chance and go up to the attic
myself. Oh, Jim, oh,

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I had them. I was just
thinking. You know, my trunk is

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stored up in your attic, and
while I'm here, there's several things I

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want to get out of this.
Oh yeah, Can I get them for

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you? No? No, I
want to look through the whole trunk.

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I know. I'll bring the trunk
down, Jim, don't be ridiculous.

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Wouldn't be no trouble at all.
No, you just come up to the

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attic with me and I'll get along
very nicely. All right, Let's go

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n look at all the things you
have stored up here. Yes, look

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at them, chairs, golf clubs, dere a trunk is over there in

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the corner, aunt, telma end
table, rug bookcakes. You know,

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Jim, I have a little confession
to make to you, confession the way

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you've been fidgeting and squirming. I
really expected to find my lamp up here.

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You expected to, I mean you
expected to, yes, But now

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I can see that if the joke
was on me, it's not here.

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It isn't you know? Sometimes little
things build up into big troubles and plans

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to sow problem that sounds well,
just complicate affairs. But to you mothers

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listening in, here's a simple breakfast
plan that's always swell. For years,

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many mothers have given their family brand
for breakfast because they know that it contains

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important keep regular benefits. Some women
served it even when the folks weren't too

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excited about the flavor. That's why
I've got such good news. Now you

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see something pretty wonderful as happened the
brand today. New Post forty percent brand

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flakes have a delicious new flavor called
Magic Oven Flavor. More and more people

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tell us that because of this better
taste and new crisper texture, they like

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it better than any other cereal.
Now, mother, that means when you

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serve Post forty percent brand flakes,
your family will get their ounce of prevention.

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They're important keep regular benefits in a
cereal they'll really like every day you

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s So when you think it over, don't you want to start serving Post

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brand flakes in your home? Remember, for goodness, sakes, eat Post

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brand flakes. Good don't good for
you? Mother. The very next time

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you go shopping, be sure to
get new Post brand flakes, America's largest

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selling brand flakes. You'll see they're
good and so good for you. Once

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upon a time there was a fella
named Latin who owned the land, and

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by rubbing this lamp, which had
certain magical powers, he was able to

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do himself quite a bit of good. Now, some years later, there's

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another fellow named Jim Anderson who owns
a lamp. It was given to him

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and his wife by his end Thelma. Unlike a Latin, Jim has realized

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very little good from this lamp,
and the only evidence of magic is that

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the lamp itself does disappear. Let's
catch up under details like this, Oh,

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Jim, there must be some mistake. I'm telling you, Margaret,

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the lamp is not in the attic. Are you sure? Certainly? I'm

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sure. Aunt Thelma practically took an
inventory of everything in the place. Now

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that means she'll certainly be looking for
it in the playroom exactly. There.

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Couldn't you go out and buy another
lamp, Margaret, there's no other lamp

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like that one? How there must
be. I doubt it. After the

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fella got through making that one,
I'll guarantee they put him out of his

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misery. Is that you Betty?
Yes? Mother, have you any idea

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where that lamp is? That aunt
Thelma gave us no, Mother, and

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right now I can't concern myself with
trivial matters. That isn't about time you

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were snapping out of it? Father, When you're invited to a party and

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one of your admirers is going you
be there and you can't go. Well,

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it's not just a matter of snapping
out of it, Betty. If

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you're so worried about your hair,
why don't you go down to the beauty

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shop and see what they can do
with it. Mother, the way I

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look, I'm not even leaving the
house. I'll just have to work out

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my own problem, Jim the lamp. Yeah, speaking of problems, how

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about the basement. No, the
basement is pretty well cleaned out. Ever

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since we had that rummage sale over
at the church. We rummage sale.

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That's it. It was probably in
that car lot of stuff we took over

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to the church. That means that
one of the church members has the lamp.

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Well, at least we're on the
trail, some trail four hundred members.

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I believe Missus Ashby was chairman of
the rummage sale. Well, why

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don't I have Kathy go over to
her house? No, not Kathy,

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Margaret? Why not? We're having
enough trouble as it is. Let's not

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get her mixed up in this.
Send butt over and maybe Missus Ashby can

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give him some leads to follow up. I wonder how long Aunt Thelma will

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be up in the attic. I
don't imagine too long. But in the

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meantime I'll get on the phone and
make a few calls. Hm. I

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wonder who did get that lamp?
I don't know, but there must be

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an intelligent way to approach this thing. I know the first person I'll call

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will be missus Stevens. Why Missus
Stevens. By the looks of those hats,

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she wears she'd buy anything. Jim, that was cruel. Oh,

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I'll go round out bought what a
day chasing some beating upple? Hello,

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Oh, hello, Ken, This
is Jim, and I was going to

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talk to your wife, but you'll
do Ken. A while back, the

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church had a rumming sale, and
I was wondering if by any chance you

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or your wife bought a lamp there. Oh, it had a sickly green

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shade, funny looking gold tassels,
and ugly stand. And well, I

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know you'd have been out of your
mind to buy it. But no,

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Ken, I'm not saying that you
are all right? All right. I

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didn't realize he was so sense this. I don't know why you can't ask

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a person a simple question without Hello, missus Benson, Uh, mister Anderson.

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Not long ago, the church had
a rummage sale, and I was

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wondering if you happened to buy a
lamp at the sale. Why, well,

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it has a beautiful green shade,
handsome gold tassels, and ex Oh

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Margaret in the kitchen, dear any
lock on the phone. No, I

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call about a dozen people. She
just came downstairs. That's why I came

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in here. I just know she'll
be heading for the playroom any minutes.

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I think I've got a sidetracked for
a while. She found an old family

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album up in her trunk. I
talked Betty into looking at it. With

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it they're in the den. But
after that, what? Oh, frankly,

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honey, I've just about had enough
of this whole business. I'm in

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favor of coming out with the truth
about the darn lamp. Oh dear,

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we can't do it. No,
now we're into deep mother. I'm dying,

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simply dying. What are you doing
here in the kitchen? I thought

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I told you to look at the
album with Aunt Felma. I can't stand

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it. Aunt's uncles, cousins I've
never even heard of. Never mind,

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they're serving a purpose. We've got
to keep Andy out of the playroom stall

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for time, Margaret. Have you
seen this picture of aunt Brace's boy Donald?

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Oh, yes, I remember him. He certainly looks like his mother.

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Well, I have a few minutes
left before I have to catch my

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train, so I think i'd like
to go downstairs. I haven't seen that

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album, you haven't. Well,
this picture here was taken over at Uncle

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Clyde's home. That's Uncle Clyde.
There, a nice looking fellow, and

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uh, who is that standing next
to him? That's cause no one?

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Oh, and next to him that's
Uncle George and next to him. That's

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and Doris, I see, uh
now where was this picture taken? We're

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down in cousin Clyde's playroom. Oh
oh, which reminds me. Yes,

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next Tuesday is cousin Clyde's birthday.
Oh, we'll have to send him a

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card. Make a note of that, Margaret, I will dear same birthday

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card to cousin play route, I
mean cod And over here is Aunt Lucy.

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Now I'm sure you know her,
Daddy, Oh, Daddy's kitten.

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Bobby Hartley is in our driveway with
a lamp on his wagon. A lamp

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on his wagon. That's sure of
putting out some fancy wagons these days.

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I imagine that headlamps now. The
other day I saw one with a tay

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light on it. But Daddy,
yes, they're making some fine toys.

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Now, come on, kitting,
let's take a look at the Bobby's new

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wagon. You're right back on,
Zelma, Daddy, I am, I

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know what you meaning. For Pete's
sake, don't mention the word lamp in

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front of Aunt Felma. You remind
us, don't do it. But Bobby

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brought a lamp over to us.
You can see it back through the window.

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Yes, I see it, aren't
you. Grab Bobby said that he

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heard you were looking for one.
I am kitten, but not that kind.

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That's an old lantern. What kind
are you looking for? Just don't

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worry about it. I'll come back
in the den while we visit with Aunt

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Fellma. That looks like quite a
gathering in that picture. Yes, that

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was over to Aunt Martha's. It
was a costume party. A costume party.

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Say that's it. That's it.
Excuse me? What's wrong with her?

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This solves everything? Father, for
everything, Jady, Betty, Jennie,

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I just had an idea that super
George Listen, could you make your

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party tonight the costume party? Oh, I know it's kind of late,

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but I'll help you call up the
kids. You see that way, I

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can wear some sort of a costume, like a gypsy, and I could

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wear a bandana over my head and
cover up my hair. Or I could

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be a turk and wear a turban. Or you could put a bucket over

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your head and go as a pale
face. Very funny, would you,

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Janey? Oh that's wonderful. Bye, mother. Now I can go to

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the party and meet art after all. Well, I'm glad you come up

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with something. Thanks to you,
Aunt Thelma and the album. I'm glad

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it worked out. And now,
if you'll pardon me, I must get

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my things and be on my way. Oh do you really have to leave

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now? Yes, I'm afraid out. Oh that's a shame. I know.

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I'll go to the costume party's Pocahontas. That way I can wear an

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Indian headdress. Kathy. Where's that
Indian headdress you used to have down in

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the playroom. Oh, that's right, the playroom. I must take time

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to see that before I go.
Oh no, come on, I'll show

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you the way. You go ahead, Kathy, and I'll follow you.

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What are we going to do,
Jim, We're trapped. You just have

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to confess the whole thing, see, Aunt Thelma. Oh my, this

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is a pleasant room. Yes,
we certainly like it. And doesn't my

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lamp look nice in there? Your
lamp over there on the end table?

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Huh jee there it is going still
well with the curtains and the green came

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home table. Well, I wish
I could spend more time down here.

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After. I must be getting ready. You coming up to you. I'll

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be up at a minute. What's
the matter, Daddy, nothing. Uh,

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I'm just trying to figure out this
lamp business. What about it?

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How did that get down here in
the play room? I put it here,

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you put it here? And where'd
you find it? I had it

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out in my playhouse. When I
built my playhouse, you told me I

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could friendsh you with anything we had
stored in the attic. So yesterday I

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brought the lamp down. But how
did it get in here? When it

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started to rain last night? I
put it in the play room. Well,

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why in Heaven's name didn't you say
something about it? Nobody asked me,

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what's the maddy, daddy? My
bad, no kitting, No,

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you're good, very good. Well, after all that, thank goodness,

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things worked out all right for the
aesty. And now, before the final

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surprise of the show, here's the
word from our star Robert Young. You

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know, friends, quite often on
our show, some one of us will

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be enjoying a cup of post them
tonight, for instance, it was myself

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and Anthelma. Well that is no
play acting. We think mighty highly have

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posted them around here, not just
because Postum's hearty flavor kind of grows on

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you, but well, as Ed
Prentice says, post Them contains no caffeine,

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none at all. So if you're
like some folks who can't take the

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caffeine and coffee or tea, post
Him is a right smart drink for you

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too, isn't it? No caffeine, no coffee, nerves, and believe

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me, you sleep. So how
about getting acquainted with post him real soon?

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That's instant host him, the good
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late evening now at the White Frame
House on Maple Street. Anthelma has been

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taken to the train and is on
our way home. Blud and Kathy are

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in bed, while Jim and Margaret
are down in the living room catching up

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on some much needed relaxation like this. I know it's a horrible word,

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Jim and I hate to mention it, but what about the lamp? What

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about it? Will it go back
to the attic or a rummage sale?

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I don't know. I can't stand
to have the thing around. I'm sure

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nobody would buy it. We couldn't
even give it away. Well, our

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little Indian princess return at home?
How is the party? Dear, oh

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dreamy mother, simply dreamy. I
gathered that this means that Arthur the Euromeo

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was he was, and never him
all my life if I met a man

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so romantic, a real dream boat. Oh but utterly before we parted,

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he held my hand and asked me
if I would give him some little thing,

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something to remember me. By Princess
Margaret, there's the answer. What

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give him the lamp? Join us
again next week, when we'll be back

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williams helen Strom, and by Berwick. Mom, I think you're beautiful.

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Well, thank you, Johnny,
You're the most beautiful woman in the whole

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world. Thank you, Johnny.
Mom. Yes, Johnny, can I

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is mill Foreman Speaker. In some
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