One to one point three Katie W b with Fallon and Colt. Anyone listening
who, By the way, our two o'clock people, people who listen at
two o'clock, you know who you are, have proven that they are here
to support us. You know you're listening. We used to thought you were
introverted and you just weren't here or we didn't have anybody, which to you
was a slap across the face. So we know that now you've proven yourself.
So we're going to continue on with anyone listening who? Yeah, and
we've I think the craziest stuff we hear is from the two o'clock listeners.
They bring in the wildest stories, unhinged. It's it's unhinged and honest,
honestly, the like four or five o'clock people buttoned up up like compared to
our two o'clock and you know, you're like shaking your head like the two
o'clocks are like a bunch of misfits, and then then five o'clock is like
a professional executive. The two o'clocks are have they already they know the best
happy hours in the Twin City? Oh yeah, and they've already planned their
afternoon, they're like Wednesday, pump Day might as well, or they're already
there, or they're like Thursday, Thursday, Thursday. They have one for
every day and a reason to go. So you call us if you have
our phone number. First of all, sixty five one nine eight nine.
Katie w b anyone listening, who won a cool award in school? And
this is a way for me to highlight that I won the spelling bee in
elementary school. You gotta say it at least once a week. I do.
And I was also prom queen, were you really I don't know why.
Why did you say it? Like you could not believe that that's a
possibility. Immediately as soon as I said, I was like, that's gonna
be offensive. It just yeah, it was your tone. I guess it
was Indiana, So like I didn't have a lot of competition. It wasn't
based on just beauty. It was based on my hoot size. I'm just
kidding. I'm just kidding. By the way, I posted something about hoots
on the my instagrams. People some people didn't know what hoots were, and
I'm like, it's a different word for boobs. But I was afraid if
I wrote boobs, if you pulled from Instagram, Yeah, WOTS is a
safer option. I'm glad that's that. That's what you're worried about. Okay,
So anyone listening who won a cool award in school, school or was
forgotten slash left somewhere by their parents, so like they're like halfway home from
the zoo and they're like, oh god, John's not in the back seat.
I got left that affair one time, and it was terrifying, what
like seven years old, they just forgot. I was on a gravitron.
They just left. I guess wandering around. That's so dangerous fairs. There's
so many. Yeah, like everybody was big. I just stood by a
goldfish the whole time. I just waited. I was on the gravitron,
and my mom was like, I gotta get to drink and let's go home,
right And eventually I don't even know how they found me. I just
remember getting home somehow. I'm going to guess the police officers because he knew
where you lived. Maybe used to making rounds around your house. Oh yeah,
yeah yeah, yeah, this kid all right, So call us anyone
listening who six five one nine eight nine kd w B one on one point
three kd w B. Anyone listening who? This has become one of my
favorite things we do. We get the best stories from our and hinge to
o'clock keeople, extremely what unhinged? Yeah? All right? Anyone listening?
Who won a cool award in school or was forgotten somewhere by their parents?
Which one is yours? One of my cool awards was when I was it
was like fourth or fifth grade for dare there was like a poem writing contest
and I wanted and I had to read it in front of a whole assembly.
You just poetry about being sober? Hold on, do you remember any
of the lines from your poem? Cool? Yeah? They're okay? Yeah,
I was gonna rhyme with cool but never mind. And your parents left
you somewhere. My parents left me at school. I was supposed to be
picked up at like four o'clock, and three hours later they knew I was
somewhere but didn't know where because this was, you know, before cell phone.
Right. My cousins were they're doing cheerleading practice and they're like, what
are you doing here? Like, I think my parents forgot me? You
think? Three hours later What did your parents say? What were they doing?
They're like, well, I knew you had something after school, but
I just didn't remember what it was. Okay, Yeah, they just didn't
want to tell you to your face. They forgot about you. They were
so happy they had a loane time. Finally, probably they're probably Applebee's two
from one entres. Yeah, well, thank you for sharing. Thank you,
absolutely, katiewb. Who's this in high school? I won the Perfect
Attendance Award? Oh? Oh, you do sound punctual? AF two?
Yeah? Are you still like that? Or now you slack off a little
bit. You got the award and you're like, I don't need to prove
myself anymore. No, I still I still work in the grinding. Yeah
you do, that's what she said. You know your boss isn't listening,
right, he's not listening, brute. Tell them to listen. Jeez,
we need listeners. Thanks for the call. Hey, Katie, w hy
which category you fall into? Of the two? The school award? Oh?
What cool award did you win? You know, like your senior year.
Like in the yearbooks they always have like best eyes, best smile,
like the car. Absolutely, I won biggest potty moo oh for fun for
funzies. What was your favorite cuss word? O? My favorite squear word?
Yeah? Oh okay, probably Oh my gosh, I don't even remember
what I said. Back let it out? You know you want to free
Oh here, I'll do this one. You guys remember this this song?
Ye whoa, whoa, whoa. They were a lion. I love you.
Run it back. You're winning every year in a row. Does this
girl living go here? No, but this is the twentieth time she's getting
this award. All of my good sway words from my dad's so like,
even when I was in like fourth grade, like I get picked on by
the older kids on the box. You know, actually I don't mean to
cut you off, but we can't risk getting fired. So, oh my
gosh, I was caught off. Bar. I don't know if I know
that A shower absolutely okay. One of the cast members of Selling Sunset has
just been arrested. I love that show, So we're going to cover that's
like breaking news coming up in the pop Culture Minute on one on one point
three kd WB. It's the pop Culture Minute with Selling and Cult on one
on one point three kd w B. Scat you by Ovo Lasik and Lenz.
I do you watch Selling Sunset? Uh? Yeah, you got your
krisheut religiously. Now this is Christine. You remember Christine. She was the
villain for many a season and then she wasn't on this most recent season because
she finally was quote unquote fired. Yeah, for like blackmail or something.
Something's got to be well, it gets worse. Remember she's married to an
incredibly rich man. They have a kid together, because she was like seemed
to be at least the richest one on the show. Yeah, he sold
the software company for like thirty million or something. He has been arrested for
assault with a deadly weapon. Yeah, top of TMZ. Basically TMZ confirmed
that she and their three year old they were taken to the hospital via ambulance,
went with him the husband, and apparently the husband is outside the house.
He's like booked for some incredibly serious deals. He was out in his
robe being arrested. Wait wait, wait, so he assaulted Kristen. I
don't know if it's Christine. There aren't a ton of details. I don't
know if he I think the kid they just I did to take the kid
to the hospital. That was what they were told. By first responders.
They thought it would be best, so they took him. So basically,
the ambulance arrived on the scene to treat the child and in the end they
took him to the hospital. So we don't have other details than that,
but that is so disgusting, so messed up. No matter what happened.
The kid is three years old and this guy out in a row being arrested
on his line like an absolute despicable human. I think money makes it easier,
clearly not. If you're struggling right now, paycheck to paycheck. At
least you can smile at the end of the day. Okay, well,
okay, yeah, I guess so. Sidney Sweeney actually said that she thinks
the Madam web flop was a smart career move for herself. Now right,
so now, the movie Madam Webb flopped so horribly bad. She's in it,
Dakota Johnson's in it, and she said it's actually good for her career.
She told GQ UK that it's a smart move in the grand scheme of
thing because her involvement in the film at has actually strengthened her ties to the
big wigs, and she didn't lose much because She said that she wasn't the
producer of the movie, so she doesn't care, and it helped her like
snag other movies thanks to her connection with Sony. She got that movie Anyone
But You, which is now deemed the biggest rom com of all time.
Financially. It also is probably getting her the lead role in the Barberella movie.
I don't know if you can call it a move though, Like she
didn't know it was gonna flop. She didn't, but she's but she doesn't
think it's like gonna hinder her career because it was worth the like a flop
of a movie to get the connections. And I think you could look at
that in a lot of scenarios yours, yours of mine, not okay,
like you might have that is going like, for instance, you date someone,
Yes they suck, right, but you met their cousin because you dated
them, who's a doctor and can write you prescriptions. Now, man,
this is so fun, good good, it's a good gonna be good.
It's a bad example. Yeah, but you know what I'm saying. It
seems like something to happen, but no, we can move past it.
Thank you, Megan Fox. She said that she and Machine Gun. Kelly
did split up at one point she was on the Call Her Daddy podcast,
but she said that they are She hinted that there could be trouble in paradise
because she was kind of coy about what things are now, but she said
that basically that they will no longer be playing out their romance in the public
eye. Well, when you think about somebody who has stability, I don't
think anyone's thinking MGK and Megan Fox or remember for a while it was he
was her twin soul. There would always be a tether to him, no
matter what they were drinking, blood vibes, all that. But she is,
yeah, I don't know that they're going to be talking about their engagement
or getting married anytime soon, and I think that's probably the best move,
probably for both of them. Probably. That is your pop culture minute.
I want to give you a heads up around two fifty. Do you have
Fallout Boy tickets? Fallout Boy, Yeah, they're gonna be at Target Center
on April sixth, and we want to get you those. We'll do him
on the fifties when we come back on KATIEWB. It's one on one point
three KATIEWB with fallon and colts and it got all awkward in the hallway today.
What do you mean? You know, when you have a first impression
and you want to be perfect and you run it through your head like a
million times and then it goes down. I walked away feeling a little foolish
today today? Can you tell him a little dressed up? I can,
daffer. I didn't notice until you pointed it out, but now I do.
I'm looking nice today. You don't look rough most days, though,
well I wore that's the worst compliment I've ever given. You don't look for
a flannel and jeans the other day and somebody was like, what are you
dressed up for? And I'm like, okay, all right? How often
am I in a hoodie? In geography? So today he's in like a
wool quarter zip with a caller and we have like our boss's boss's bosses in
the building, Chris. I've talked to her like through email, but never
in person. So I'm like, I go up and we interact and we're
having an okay time and she's like, all right, you know, it's
good to see you. And then I'm leaving and I loop back around because
you know how it's like circular our building. And I see her with her
arm up and I'm about five feet away from her, and I did like
a little skip jog and high five connection. Immediately she looked past me and
said, I was waving to that person over there. So I just why
shipped my way back into her life, did a high five. She'll remember
you, though, I don't know if it's good, it's not horrible.
It's a weird way to end. Maybe that was the beginning of the conversation.
Did she when she met you? Did she shake your hand? Yes?
Okay, Well do you think she wanted another high live from you?
I don't. You're like my security blanket. I need you to follow me
around everywhere I go. So I make the right decision. And I saw
her, I had a meeting with her. I just gave her a hug,
and then when the meeting was over, I just said, bye,
Well, it's nice that you guys are on a hug basis. That just
made me feel good, not even on a high five basis. Okay,
well you took it. Yeah, you took the high five there did and
you you know what, I don't applaud you. I think you need to
reevaluate some things in your life. Should I text her? No? Okay,
God, you're like me. You're so needy like when a guy would
respond, maybe his phone isn't working. Should I send one more text?
No? You got drunk last night. Fallon you told him you pee you
when you puke. He's not texting you. Okay, just don't text her.
Let it go. So I come to you picture you painted. It
could be worse, that's what you're saying. So you're rude, but we're
gonna come back with follow up boy tickets on Katie w B. You always
made me feel better. That's what I aimed to do. I appreciate.
Oh so you don't pee you when you puke? No? And also,
Chris, if you're listening, this song is for you. Follow boys coming
to the Twins Cities. It's KATIEWB for Fallon and Cult. They're'd be the
Target Center coming up on April sixth, by birthday, Oh snaps. I
have two I feel like really great follow out boy stories. Okay, number
one I saw them years ago at a show in Cincinnati, Ohio, and
someone threw their shoe at Pete. Awesome, I love it, yelled,
like, don't we go to the fete and do you come with an extra
set of shoes or are you just hobbling around with one I'm guessing one foot,
which they did not think that through all those socks at the end of
the day, you imagine number two. I used to do this series segment
called Hot Dish with Foul and where I would insult artists think of between two
ferns, and I did that with Fallout Boy, and I asked Pete Wentz
because you know, everyone always thought Pete was the cutest, so I turned
it on him and in the interview, I said, what's it like being
the thug in the band? And a lot of people are like, what
does that mean? And I'm like, blank and ugly guy? But the
other band members lost it. They were dying laughing. I finally, I
know, finally he gets. He tweeted me later and he was like,
that was the most awkward, and I wrote back. I was like,
did we just become best friends? And he was like yes, but no,
he was saying he genuinely liked it. It was a joking. I
love those guys, is what I'm saying. And they put on such a
good show. Have you seen Followup Boy live before? I want to go
to this show. That's out of the question. Have you seen them live?
I haven't. Okay, well, you're not going to for this one
either, but you are if you're collar ten six' five one nine eight
nine Katie w B. I'm just saying pyro like crazy, like put on
the deod. You don't have to rub it in. We get it.
You saw him a couple of times. I've seen him before. Did I
mention that? What's your name? Naomi? Naomi? Have you seen Fallout
Boy before? I am not. Oh, I'm so happy someone in this
room will get to have their first experience with them, not Cult you,
Naomi? Do you want to bring me in? Do you have a friend?
Do you have any friends? I have a lot of friends. But
you know what, I have a co worker who was just talking to me
about this, and I'm actually thinking that I'm going to have her go with
me. Best co worker. That sounds like a great coworker. Why are
you looking at me like that? Cult? I thought, all right,
Naomi, you are going congratulations one on one point three k w B.
With Fallon and Cult, I'm getting more and more excited for the Beyonce album,
she is dropping very sensual photos on her Instagram to promote it, and
I'm I'm like, it's getting confusing too, because she said it's a country
album, but then she said, no, it's not, it's a Beyonce
album. Well, I think it's going to be her take on countries,
but I think it's going to be so it's not going to be. If
you're expecting to hear traditional country, you're not going to get that from Beyonce.
Probably why no. Jen saw her with the mullet and the fashion show
a couple of weeks ago, and she's like, Beyonce looks good with a
mullet. Maybe I'll do a mullet. And I was like, I love
you, but sleep on it. Maybe Beyonce was in a fashion show with
a mullet. Yeah, she had a mullet on. There's a photo.
But anyways, I told Jen, like, let's rest and then we'll rethink
about this later. She comes you come home. Today's the mullet, full
on mullet. I respect that. So Taylor Swift, she's obviously she's halfway
a little over halfway through the Era's tour, which is crazy because it's been
an entire year and she's halfway through, I know. But she makes huge
like brings in huge crowd. It's like one hundred thousand people at the Australia
shows each night. And now there are things out there called swift quakes,
okay, like many earthquakes that are actually happening because of the vibration coming from
her show. Yeah, so I want to I want to learn you up
on that, and I want you to guess the top five songs that generate
the most vibration, okay, and we'll see if you can guess them.
Okay. Next on, Hello, it's one on one point three KATIEWB with
Fallon and Colts. I need to quizz you up on some Taylor Swift trivia.
Okay, there's a thing called swift quakes. Have you heard about these?
I did just see something, and it's I mean, I honestly felt
like I didn't. I don't know. I think it's like such a big
venue you don't feel it at all. You know, it's like crazy intense
and there's a lot of screaming, but it's not like I like felt a
venue rumbling beneath my feet, you know. I went like two nights in
a row, right us? I did, Yeah, thank you for and
you. I bought my tickets. Did it feel like another level though while
you were there? Like when you left where your ear is ringing? I
felt because it was three and a half hours. Not only that, when
I woke up, I showed you a video I was on my highlights on
my Instagram. I look hungover. I didn't drink. I look like I
was wrecked. I was like, how much do you drink? And you're
like nothing, No. Yeah. So there's a new thing called swift quakes,
and basically there's so much vibration from the crowd freaking out during the songs.
Yes, you can measure it on a seismic scale, and they're saying
vibrations could be picked up as far as six miles from most venues. So
the songs, the top five songs that generated the most seismic volume during her
tour thus far, start out like this, and because you're such a big
Swiftie, you only get one second of the song to guess, take it
off, Okay, you belong with me? Sure, okay, this is
the third biggest seismic measured song, Love Story, You did go two nights
in a row. Yeah, that's cruel summer. And that one was like,
that's her second song when the show opens, and everyone because you know,
no one had seen that one performed live yet, so everyone is went
insane. Yeah, so this is number one, the most viborations number one,
This one is number one, surprisingly actually twenty two. Yeah. Oh,
I've said it before. I love Red, but the other than a
ten minute version of all Too Well, I was like, for read because
I've just seen them so much. Like what I mean is I've heard them
so much from working in radio, you know out Yeah, all right,
well, but I do know this. When she was actually here, someone
messaged me and they like, it was a really cool message. They said
this, and my friend works for one of the speakers her subcontractors, and
was on site both nights. Dude got a private, amazing bird's eye view,
but we maxed out at one hundred and eighteen decibels when she announced she
was performing Dear John, but spent most of the night at one hundred to
one hundred and ten. And she said, that's like bigger than the Vikings
get at the same stage. Yeah, I can see why you looked hungover.
Yeah, it was rock. It was rough and the night too,
it was pouring down rain and everyone's just like running, like scattered, like
ah, it was like crazy. It was chaotis epic, all right.
I mean, she's halfway through the tour and our crowd was obviously significantly smaller.
Again, Australia was her largest crowd she ever had, and I think
the stadium held just under one hundred thousand each night she was there. Yeah.
See, I thought the tour was over and she already made a billion.
But does that mean like she's gonna double up that bill this year?
Probably absolutely, She's she's thirsty for more, and she has a new album
coming out in April. Like with every different color vinyl, the deluxe issue
here, deluxe issue there. It's crazy. So anyway, we love uh,
we love a capitalist Queen Taylor Swift. We're gonna come back with trending.
They're opening a new theme park and it looks pretty cool and also with
one we have here locally, there's a new ride opening and it looks epic,
and we'll get you details on both in trending on katiew B when we
come back to sell Today's Trending with Felon and cold one. Look out,
pet rocks are coming back, baby, no way. Yeah, I do
love a pet rock. Yeah, that's a so rude. Okay, Well
it's gaining ground in South Korea, and let's be honest. Let me no
Korea. They South Korea, they are on the cutting edge of beauty trends
everything. So if they're all about the pet rocks, look out America,
your necks start getting your rocks. That's a question, that was it?
Of course you did. No, I didn't have glue. Usually, I
didn't have a lot of fun. Why. Oh, just the money thing.
Thanks for bringing that up. Yeah, that makes sense. Just dog
tape. Yeah, I didn't have that either. I had sometimes had scotch
though. Just uh, do you know who Aaron Taylor Johnson is. He's
an actor. He's in big movies. You could google him. He's young.
He's almost known as much for being an actor as he is being married
to a woman who's dramatically older than him. And it grows these people out.
Yeah, his wife is like Sam Taylor Johnson or something, and people
get so creeped out by their relationship because they started dating when he was like
really young. Wait, she's fifty seven and he's thirty three and they started
dating when he was like very young and then got married, had kids and
people. That's not the trending story they're saying. He will probably They're like
looking at him to be the new James Bond though, So Daniel Craig would
be done with being James Bond because they always look for the new one,
and I think he would do a good job. He is like a good
looking guy and he has kind of that look to him, so I could
see that being a thing. So she chose Well, Yeah, I posted
on my Facebook fouling KADWB. But the new Mave America ride is opening,
which looks really awesome. It's called I think it's APA, and I don't
want to mispronounce it, but I love when they add a new ride.
It's been a minute, so that's opening Saturday, if you want to check
out the new ride at Nickelodeon Universe. And they announced a second Mattel Adventure
Park is going to be opening in twenty twenty six. The location is so
random, just outside of Kansas City. Kansas City is getting everything lately.
Taylor Swift the new Mattel Adventure Park, Yeah, what has happening. It'll
have attractions inspired by Barbie, hot Wheels, Thomas and Friends, and more.
Their first one is opening or opened like last year. I guess in
Glendale, Arizona. Or sorry, it's opening this year, but it was
announced last year. Yeah, but they live in Kansas City, so I
think it's drivable. Our boss drove there for a football game, so it's
drivable. I also have one thing. Yeah, if you remember what happens,
I remember, so the BI I was a bit. I pretended to
answer the phones and I was extremely rude to a listener who wasn't even there.
The salent just started sweating and you were freaking out. You tried to
save it. You're like, hold on, wait, he doesn't mean it.
Don't sell our boss. So anyways, I got a video and the
footage is going to be up Falon and cults on the Instagram. It's my
face. I think that tells you, like I, because you're not a
rude person usually, and so the shock in my face when you start being
a real jerk to what I think is a listener is it's entertaining. I've
watched it a few times, but that'll be up. Yeah, fallon and
cult on Instagram, and of course trending is brought to you by Minneapolis Plastic
Surgery. Find him at MPSMN dot com. Two it's Falin and Cults on
one on one point three kd WB. So followup Boys coming to Target Center
on April sixth, and we have tickets. We're going to give those to
you in our after school pop quiz. So we'll get two people on the
phone ask you middle school level questions. Some are definitely harder than others.
Yeah, it's been surprisingly difficult and it makes me feel bad about myself and
I like about up on this like high Horse because I know the answer.
Michael, you didn't know that as if I would have. But you can
call into play right now at six five to one nine eight nine kd WB.
There it is, Yeah, you know what time it is. If
not, maybe your first day listening. Welcome. It's a magic school bus,
which means we're doing our after school pop quiz. Your chance to win
fall Out Boy tickets today, which is pretty amazing. Joey is from Egan
playing Hannah from Cottage Grove. I'm gonna ask you middle school level trivia questions.
The first to two wins. You chime in with your name when you
know the answer. Are you ready? Yes? Question number one, which
continent is the Sahara Desert located on Hannah? Yes, Hannah, Africa?
Hannah, yeah, all right. Question number two, this one's hard for
me. What is the center of an atom called? Yes, Joey nuclear?
Yeah, all right, all right. Question number three, what is
the name of the toy cowboy and toy story? You can't just do Okay,
let's do another. Let's do another question because that was such a close
tie. Okay. Which bone protects the brain? Jo Yes, Joey,
not exactly, it's the bone, so yes, Hannah, it is.
It is the skull, Yes, it is. Oh man, I feel
so like I'm tore. That was like a rough round. But Hannah,
you are the winner of our fall Up Boy tickets. Joey, thank you
for playing. Hannah. You're going to see them April sixth at Target Center.
Congratulations, Yay, thank you. It's the unbelievable story of the day
on one oh one point three KTB break. I mean, when you're in
college, that is it. If you can afford to take some of your
student loans and go to Panama city, beach, your southdre Island, wherever
you're going, you do it. And that's kind of what the case is
here. But this is so crazy. There is a bartender in Florida making
a killing with her little combo she does. And it's the weirdest thing ever.
And that's why it's want unbelievable story of the day. You want to
think somebody would pay for this, but she's making how much a night,
Well we'll get to that. If you've never heard of a hurricane shot,
that this is what it is. Basically, customers men and women will pay
thirty dollars. She puts the sh it's like a it's a like a test
tube kind of shot. So she puts the bottom part in her mouth and
then put her face over so the shot pours into your mouth. As soon
as you've taken your shot, she tosses a picture of water in your face
and as you're like, oh, get hit with the face in the face
of the water, she then slaps you across the face. And that is
a hurricane shot. She's been selling up to six thousand dollars worth of shots.
Uh night, by god, and you can look her up. I
mean she's on the Instagram. She I say the Instagram to be silly.
Hurricane Ayana ai y Ana is her name. She has the sickest six pack
you've ever seen. So she is hot. It's like her abs have abs.
It's actually astonishing. But you had a really good point. The guy
in the video she slaps across the face. Yeah, he acts like he
acts like he just did something like triumphant, like he won a UFC fight,
Like he gets smacked laid out on the ground that he hops up like
you in the chemist. Yeah, it's very bizarre. There's a certain age
where you can't do that anymore, right, is there any eight wait be
the shot girl? No for yourself the dude getting the shot? Oh yeah,
I think no, I don't because I've seen there's always that one guy
at every towny bar and he's always dancing on the middle of the floor and
you think it's funny to dance around him at first, but then he thinks
you're actually like, oh my god, it was clearly a joke, and
then you have to like avoid him the rest of the night. But there's
always one that's who you would be, would be oh no, oh,
like oh that got turned that was rude. I was don need that portrayal.
Well, don't do it then, so just saying I was saying,
you do it, but you look like someone that would do it. Your
wife is hot enough that she could be Minnesota's hurricane shotgiver. But that's nice.
She tucked your kids in and she's like, mommy's got to go wearing
cats. Daddy isn't in radio shoving shots on people's mouth. I'm sitting there
crying watching Modern Family. She's just raking in all this money from basically going
mouth to mouth pretty much like mama bird feeding these dudes all these shots.
Hey girls too, guys and girls. Yeah, equal opportunity. That's your
unbelievable story of the day. On KATIEWB, sadness, aren't you you're considering
how old is too old? Six thousand? Yeah that I said. We
made a mistake. We made a mistake, a mistake, and let me
just tell you that this will not be the last time we make a mistake.
And this is a reflection on how stupid we are. These are middle
school questions that we should know now. It's fald and cult on one.
On one point three katw B, we asked a question earlier in the after
school pop quiz what bone protects the brain? Joey answered cranium, and I'm
like, and I looked at you. It was look at you for support
and you hit MO and I was like, okay, colt nos and confused.
He was no, and she goes skull and I'm like you and every
single text says guys, you're stupid. Basically, Also, it's really hard
to take you seriously cult. Right now, your mouth is blue because you've
been eating blueberry popcorn for the past twenty minutes. Yeah, this isn't our
case. I should have known the answer was cranium, as the guy with
the purple mouth was like, nope, blue dyed. Okay, Joey,
if you're listening, call us back and we'll give you the Fallout Boy tickets.
You know, every Joey in the Twin City is about to hit us.
So one that was playing my name is Joey pop culture minute. We
have his info, so you can't guess, we do. I wrote his
info down so I won't be cheated. Yeah, all right, moving on,
Joey, I am so sorry. He also was probably and I said
my name first, you know, and he was so nice because he could
have he wanted to call us out a little bit, but I could tell
he was just moving on to the next question. Like I said, this
will not be the first nor last time people actually give me feedback daily on
the after school pop quiz about how my questions are horrible and my answers are
I'm sorry, I Google, I don't do deep research, and that's on
me. Listen, we're we're allowed two mistakes a week, and we're out
at like thirty right now, So Joey doesn't listen to us anymore. But
in case someone that knows Joey is listening, tell him to call us sixty
five one nine eight nine ktw B. We're gonna come back and do would
you rather for? Would you rather Wednesday? On katwboys? Would you rather
Wednesday? I'm k Would you rather eat poop that tastes like chocolate or eat
chocolate that tastes like poop? Whoa oh? Now this has to be in
a public setting, clearly, because why else would it matter if people say
he's eating what looks like piles of poop, but it tasted like chocolate.
King the I'm for of your own home? Who cares? Yeah, clearly,
clearly. So I think when you put it like that a pilot setting,
I imagine the emoji. I would just eat chocolate taste. Yeah,
you gotta go with the chocolate. At least I know what's in the chocolate.
Also, I would finally have a little bit of self restriction with chocolate
if it tasted like that bite, I still be like, all right,
listen to your face gold you Hey, speaking of disgusting, would you rather
eat a whole raw chicken or drink a coffee cup full of liquefied slugs?
Both? You would actually I think maybe die, especially a little bit.
You take a couple of years off your life, for sure. But if
you're not going with the chicken, did you say it's completely not cooked like
you like literally take it out of the package, and you said it's a
cup of slugs, liquified slugs? Slugs? Because is it be so much
quicker eating a full chicken like some whiskey? Just plug your nose? Throw
back? Why do you know how chasers work? No, you don't chase
something horrible with something worse. Hey, my mom was the example of chasers.
All right, okay, would you rather I don't I'm not gonna do
all poop ones, but there's one more I have to Would you rather part
really loud or poop your pants silently? Again? Yo, in public,
you gotta go with flatulate really loudly? Right. I don't think flatulate is
a word. I'm pretty sure you didn't think cranium was a word earlier.
I thought it was a word. I didn't think it was the same word
as skull flatulate. That sounds wrong, Google, Okay, which one you?
Oh? You sure you're picking the tube? Yeah? I mean,
are you not? Mmm? I think it is a word I've discovered,
So you're good. No, I think I'm gonna poop silently. That's just
so sad, well, because I just think that maybe everyone, maybe they'd
blame other people for that one. But the two you're gonna know the I
guess, I mean whatever you gotta tell yourself. I also don't really want
to sit in it, so I didn't think things through. Yeah, bring
a spare pair of pants like I do with my daughter when I go places.
You need a diaper bag? Would you rather drink a gallon of mayonnaise
or a gallon of ketchup? You sound so Michigan sometimes Yale gallon, what
was it mayonnaise or what? Or ketchup? Ketch up? Yeah? Definitely,
yeah. I mean i'd have heartburn for four to seven months the next
work on what you got? Would you rather poop your pants? What see
your public? Or poop your pants in private? Every day? I don't
know why, ball of minor, Yo. You gotta do it once a
year, right, I mean, if you're doing it daily, that's so
nobody deserves that. I'm gonna work on getting Would you rather? Don't involve
that at all? Although I'm sure there's a demographic of like six year olds
that think this is hilarious. I have one more that maybe we could circle
back to, No, just one final. I think that was it.
We'd come back. It's would you rather Wednesday on? Katie? All right?
Colts? Yes, do not bring up anything dealing with number twos?
Would you Okay? There's one good one? I have a can we can
move on? Okay? Would you rather be stuck in a nice shanty?
I didn't see that coming? Go on? Would you rather be stuck in
ice shanty? Yeah? With Joe Exotic or elon musk Joe. I just
let me explain, because I know for a fact there's no sexual tension ever,
and I I think I would be irresistible to Elon musk really, yeah,
I mean yes, I don't of course explain that. Yeah, obviously,
it's in the way that I move. It's in the way that I
saw the fact that I didn't know a cranium as a skull would really turn
someone like Elon Musk on and I can't be around that. Although just feel
like Joe Exotic would know how to like get fish. Oh yeah, you'd
be coming out of there with some rainbow trout or something. Absolutely, and
I do like a good pan fried fish, Like do we have any panco
crops or whatever? Probably not in the ice shanty, but maybe I don't
know. There's just a bunch of random dudes coming in the shanty with Joe
Exotic too that I don't like. Where did they come from? Why can't
we get out of the ice? They just appear of nowhere? No?
Like get I do like you wouldn't judge me for drinking like a cores life
though, yeah, no, not at all all right? Would you rather
spit on the face of whomever you're talking to or have whoever is talking spit
in your face the whole time. Oh, you could spit on me.
I mean not. I'm saying I would rather somebody spit on me. So
then I'm not the awkward one. You're the awkward one. Yeah. Would
you rather clog the toilet at work or school once a week? We're clowbing
toilet at home every day? Every day? Every day. You gotta you're
leaving the restroom. You gotta find the janitor in front of everybody, like,
hey, do you have something a tool I could use to help me
out? No way I would leave it, I tell anyone, but I
would tell you this much. Tomorrow around this time, we do normal or
Nope. And there is one that has stuck out to me since last week
we haven't gotten to and we're going to do it this week. And it
involves one of the most disturbing things a girl throws her boyfriend under the bus
for doing in a public restroom. It has haunted me for like over a
week now, and I've been so excited to share it to get your reaction
for normal or Nope. But we're going to do that tomorrow around this time.
Would you rather just say it now? Or save it. No,
I want to save it because I want to read it exactly how she wrote
it. I don't have it in front of me, but man, was
it. It was just epic. It was just so good. I loved
it. Yeah, I think that you like, do you feel good?
Or you have one more? Would you rather have the ability to teleport anywhere
in the world but arrive completely naked, or have the power to fly but
only at the speed of a slow walk naked? Because that doesn't affect me?
All that traumatizes delicious that it doesn't affect me. Now, showing up
nude is almost less embarrassing than just basically floating in the air at the speed
of it. What are you doing? Get down? It's impressive. Yeah,
anyway, we're going to come back. Where do the pop Culture Minute?
Megan Fox talks about plastic surgery, drinking blood. She's just going we're
gonna cover it in the pop Culture Minute. We come back on kd w
B. What I don't notice that it's the pop Culture Minute with selling the
cult on one on one point three kd w B. All right, Megan
Fox is on the Call Her Daddy podcast. It's so amazing how she's really
the caller daddy podcast host. She just like gets all the big celebrities now
and they into Yeah, she's like the female Howard Stern now, where like
you know what you're gonna be asked and it's like whatever. Mega Fox says
her paranoia surrounding surgery has been her saving grace and not going under the knife
too much, even though she admits she's had quite a lot of work done.
I saw a side by side. You want to be able to tell
like it looks great. She has had done, but there's a substantial difference.
She admits to having three separate boob jobs, insists she's only had her
nose worked once, just by a lot of people, and she also teaches
the mystery surgery she's had, but would not explain what that one was.
She said she's considered a BBL, but she said she doesn't have the body
fat for it. Oh, you know you want to have a mine?
Could you imagine she sets to a gofund me where you give her you're fat,
how much you want take it off? Megan? Oh? And she
also says the blood thing was like not that weird, guys, yeahs normal
to drink you're sitting together's blood. It's like two kids putting their bleeding thumbs
together on the playground when they think they found their soulmate. It's not that
weird. Isn't that weird? I think we stopped doing that a lot of
time. That's also weird. Yeah, whatever, I you know what,
I like a person who has quirks and they don't back down from them.
They're like, yeah, this is my thing. I actually respect that instead
of trying to be like everyone the other social norms out there. Yeah,
you're just trying to butter U to get I am looking to don't you know
how people They will donate. People donate things all the time and it's great.
And now that I don't ever see anyone asking for body fat donations and
I'm like, sign me up. How is it to pay? Is it
like we you donate plasma? Can I get money? If so, I'll
take it. Uh. This was a crazy story. If you watch Selling
Sunset, you might know Christine. She's kind of a villain on the show,
and she wasn't on last season. She married that super rich tech guy
who was on many episodes, and he has just been arrested for assault with
a deadly weapon. Now, the craziest and scariest part of that comes from
the fact that it involved their kid. TMZ confirmed that Christine and Christian's two
year old son was in fact transported to the hospital Tuesday be an ambulance.
Christine went with them. They arrived on site to treat the child and in
the end they're like, you know what, it's probably best if we take
him to the hospital. So it sounds like he probably didn't need to go,
but they, you know, do that to be cautious. But either
way, it separate, Yeah, the kid from the dad, Well,
he's being arrested, so there was no separate to need it. He's literally
their photos of the dad being arrested in his robe outside of their house,
just looking. I don't know what's going on, but when you get to
that point, things are not going well. Sidney Sweeney she is okay with
the Madam Webb movie flopping because she said it got her the connections with people
at Sony, which led to her huge role in the rom com Anyone But
You, and even snagged the lead role in the new Barberella movie, all
under the Sony umbrella. So she's like, you know, what I didn't
lose any She's like, I didn't lose any money doing it. I'm actually
gaining money, So it's not the other. One thing Dakota Johnson, on
the other hand, is that she's mine too. I think she was like,
you know what, that is not my genre of movie, and I'm
okay with it. That's awesome. They're just owning up the failure. And
people loved the Code of Johnson because of how funny, and she's like this
really dry sense of humor and she doesn't care and people actually really enjoy her
sense of humor, so and I do too. That is your pop culture
minute, brought to you by ovo Lacy and Lenz. Find them at ovoi
dot com. We still have those follow up boy tickets. We're gonna give
those away when we come back on KATIEWB one KATIEWB with Foulon and Colts.
You remember when you would go over to your rich friend's house. Yeah,
and you would be astonished at all the things they had. Yeah, can
you give me a couple of examples of those? Like literally everything she had
a bed. I'm just kidding, no, just kidding. She had cable
TV, which was the big one. I ever had cable. They would
actually order food and they were allowed to order off like any part of the
menu they wanted, not just the dollar menu. So when you pull those
to McDonald's, they could like a whatever quarter pound or meal with a large
fry. Yes, they had a above ground pool, a trampoline, an
above ground pool. They what they had gymnastics. They could go to gymnastics.
They had a membership. Like I never could have gone to gymnastics.
Like I said, the list could go on and on. What did your
rich friend have when you walked into their house and were like, oh my
god, I cannot believe this six five one nine nine KDWB. For me,
whenever there was a mounted TV, I'd be like, oh, they
have their life together a mountain TV. Because yeah, like a TV mounted
on the wall. Oh you're younger. That's why that was because your box
TV you had no everyone had an entertainment center. If you had a large
TV, epic even like subtle things like a name brand shampoo. You're showering
the next day and you're like, oh, whoa, this isn't like the
Walmart version. This is actually where yeah a happy family. Oh oh oh
oh that they had a garage fridge. You were like actual name brand,
not Mountain Holler. It was an actual mountain dew you could have. I
literally the number of times I've talked about Doctor Thunder and Mountain lightning so good.
But I'm like, you know what I get it? Did you have
fago where you were not? Really? It wasn't big. We there were.
Our sea was big, and uh well we didn't have so my mom
never had. We didn't have sod in our house. What did you have?
Just water, water and kool aid? So mean because I thought it
was gonna be like a healthy direction and then I was like, oh good,
node was so cheap, so cheap, just add sugar, added too
much sugar. Absolutely, I don't know. I think I just a lot
of people would have like you said, like snacked your oars and stuff.
But my mom we did have food stamps, and I'm gonna be honest,
I got chef boy Ard out of it. So I had the same friend
stuff because of it. We had food stamps too, And I remember my
healthy friends would come over and they would just be like, oh, you
have cosmic brownies because that's what my mom got. Something just be shoving cosmic
brownies. So what did your rich friend have at their house? Six KWB
or you can text five three nine to one. Oh my god, the
text these people have the richest friends ever. A sauna, a cabin,
oh god, a three story home. Why? Okay? All right?
We have follow out Boy tickets as Falin and cults on one on one point
three katiewb. They're coming to Target Center on April sixth, and we're gonna
do a little game called finish the Line. So we'll play a clip of
a follow out Boy song. We stopped the song. If you can finish
the line, you get the lyrics, right, you went. It's that
easy, simple as that. It seems easy, but there's fall there.
They're kind of tricky with their lyrics. So yeah, everything's a little tricky
with us, though. What does that mean? Well, we thought we
didn't know what cranium was a skull, or least bringing that up Joey.
If you listen Joey's top. This is like a too bunch of a callback.
But we made a mistake earlier. We played a game. We screwed
a guy over named Joey. We are still looking for Joey to claim his
tickets because we we messed up and it involved the skull and the cranium and
that's all I'll say. But you're probably smarter than us, so you can
accomplish this. Yes, So if you want to finish the line, call
right now to one Fallout Boy tickets at six five, one, nine,
eight nine kd WB. Just be collar kid on Katiewbo. It's one on
one play three Katie w B with Fallon and Colt and fall Out Boy tickets.
We're gonna play a little game of finish the lyric, so you will
play a clip of a Fallout Boy song. Will stop it. If you
finish the lyric, you win the tickets. Perfect, Okay, Katie?
Are you ready? Yes? All right, here we go. Dann you
bolgein fool yet ind Sair you gustash is to why this week buy in the
bad saliva those words Katie cry in the bath? What's I'm sorry, Katie?
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry rye in the bath. No, thanks
for trying, Katie. Hi, Katie w B. Who's this? Hi?
My name is Martina. Okay, Martha, here we go. We're
gonna play the first part of the follow up boys song. You have to
finish the line. Are you ready? Yes, I'm ready, Dann you
bulgein fool yet, ind Sair you mustasha to this week lie in the grass
next to the mos. Yeah, you got it all up with tickets.
Oh, I can't believe it. Congratulations. I was so stressed, but
we get it one one three Katie w B with Ballon and Colt. This
went so well last week, and so we gotta do this every week because
the stories were hilarious, the things people put up with. Yes, so
people shared things their exes did and yet they still stayed with them, and
it made me laugh. We had a girl who well, the first audio
clipping played was a girl saying that on Valentine's Day the guy made her order
off the kids venue, but still made her pay, which makes no sense.
I want. Oh, we're gonna come back and do things our exes
did and we still stayed with them. On Katie w B, so much
Balon Occult one one three k d w B. We want to hear from
you things your ex did and yet you still stayed with them. It was
so good last week. Here's an example of one we got last week.
And as you do when you get in a motorcycle accident. He was the
first one I called and I was like, hey, this is what's happening.
And he's like, oh, I'm sorry, I'm too busy. Do
you know what he was? He was busy doing what was that? He
was smoking weed with his best friend. I didn't know the thing with this
guy for another like year and a house so long. And here is another
one. He was trying to make money for him to buy a gift for
me. That's nice, going to his neighbor's house. Oh no, robbing
the neighbors and finding a necklace and was giving it to me. And then
I found out that the necklace was stolen after the fact, when the cops
tried arresting him on our Valentine's stakes. You stay with him for like six
months? Okay, so bad. There were so many good ones that week.
Didn't even get to all the calls. So we want you to call
right now. Things you're exited, and yet you still stayed with them six
five, one, nine, eight nine, KATWB and I cannot wait.
The phone is literally already going no judgment, No, we can all laugh
about it. Now, ask and you shall receive. Is a whole bunch
of trauma dumps. I love this one on one point three ktw B.
It's Fallin and Colt. You get to a point where you look back at
a toxic relationship you were in and you can actually laugh about it because you're
like, I don't recognize the person that was me and that relationship that tolerated
that. Yeah, you disassociated, but now yeah, now you just like
laugh about it with you for that time I dated that person and I let
this happen. You guys like, lol, you laugh together. So we're
asking and taking your calls right now. So I'll start off with you.
What did your ex do and yet you still stayed with them? Well,
one Valentine's Day, I had woken up and he went to the bathroom and
I walked in there because I was wondering where he was, and he had
local po rn sights, Oh, looking for women around? Why I stayed
with him for years after day morning? I love that for me. Did
that keep popping up in your relationship? The cheating with local women or what's
that? Did that keep popping up in your relationship him? Like seeking out
other women? Yeah? What did you say to him when you first caught
him? Oh? I was so mad. I had to go to work
though, and obviously I broke down and everything. But then the best part
about this is he had his best friend go get me Valentine's Sake gifts and
bring him bring them to me. I'm glad you eventually realized your word.
Grateful for that. Thank you for sharing with life now, yes, yeah,
hi, Katie w B. Would your ex do and yet you still
stayed with them? So many things? Pick your favorite? So what's the
come? Was? One year I had lost both of my grandparents, my
last two meeting grandparents died and my family dog died with us. A couple
of months we I had to go to fly out to New York that's where
to seem buried. And he did not want to give me a ride to
the airport. Oh my, and why didn't you want to give you a
ride? It was just like he was tired, too far away. He
had already made plans with friends to do something. Oh my, and how
long did you stay with them? What is too long? But he's gone
now? All right? Well, thank you, Katie w B. What'd
your ex do and you still stayed with I was a month and he told
me he had a secret, and the secret was that he had a snake
in his closet. Wait a minute, what what in the psychopath is happening?
So he wasn't allowed to have a pet reptile in the apartment, so
he kept it in a tub, like a plastic tub in the closet.
And so I was sleeping next to a snake for about a month and a
half. Where was he hiding in the bodies? God? Oh man,
what a rough life for that snake too. He deserved better than that.
Yeah, oh that's what I thought too. All right, Well he's canceled.
What's his name? I just don't tell. Don't you are? You
are problematic? Maybe we need justice with that snake, though I don't think
you're wrong. We're gonna come back. We're gonna do trending. And if
you've been doing intermittent fasting, don't tell me bad news. Bad news.
Of course, the new study came out, of course, Yeah, we'll
cover the details and trending. Today's trending with Felon and cold one. I
am not a doctor. I'd like to state that I am reading an article.
I am not a doctor, and I know people were really considering the
fact that I might be one with my just undeniable intelligence. Yeah, and
you're smart. I don't think anyone's like, oh, they must be a
doctor because of their wet well, you're quick on your thank you. Well,
they're saying that intermittent fasting has become, you know, the popular way
to lose weight for the last few years, but a new study found out
it could end up giving you a heart attack. So what do we what
do we do? Like everything's bad for you? What do we do?
What do we What can I do? I don't know. I'm not a
doctor. I don't know if you're looking for therapy or a doctor. To
three years fat well, it says that they looked at health records of twenty
thousand adults over fifteen years and found ninety one percent higher risk of dying from
cardiovascular disease. One. That's the number of people who followed the sixteen to
eight eating schedule. That means all your meals are in an eight hour window
and you fast for sixteen hours. So let's say, is there an alternative
or is it just like, don't do this. No. The thing is
they find it bizarre because the research also found intermittent fast and can lower blood
pressure and cholesterol, So I think bizarre. They know the study didn't prove
anything, so take it. I am taking you on an emotional roller coaster,
so don't fast. Ninety one percent chance of cardiovascular failure or hard disease.
I guess. I also nothing was proven. I guess I must just
catch you on your eight hours, because I mean, I've seen you deep
throating popcorn, caramel corn our entire show. This is an eight hour window,
Geway respected. I don't care. I eat all the hours. If
I could eat while I was sleeping, I probably would exactly one more thing.
On March twentieth, the American Kennel Club announced America's most popular dog breed.
You want to take a guess, ah, Golden Doodle. Nope,
second year. I know you're going guests wrong. I could tell in your
face. For the second year in a row, the most popular dog breed
is the French bulldog. Really, before the French bulldog, the Labrador Retriever
was the most popular for thirty one consecutive years. What do you think is
the most handsome dog? Thank you for asking. I've always been wanted to
I've always wanted to answer. It was the most attractive dog if you had
to choose, Are we talking like beauty or handsome? Because I think they're
different all of it all and come scene where you look at it and you're
like, okay, show stopper, head turn. There are those ones that
are like they have the long white and gray hair and when they're on dog
shows, they're like perfectly groomed. I think they're pretty beautiful, but like
a beautiful shiny coat. What are you talking about, like an Australian shepherd?
No, okay, I'm not talking about your kind of dog. All
right, I'm well offended. Now you don't you don't think my dog's attractive.
Australian shepherds always look like they need like their undercoat brushed out. All
right, Well that's a little aimed. I feel like a little bit Your
dog, persu is the cutest but most beautiful, absolutely not like just a
classic golden tree with like a shiny coat. Basic, that's like saying Channing
Tatum's attractive. Okay, that's the worst argument you've had today. Basic.
That's like saying, like the most beautiful man on earth is beautiful. Okay,
just basic, I thought you were going to take that a ride nor
Baby not for free after trending brought to you by Minneapolis Plastic Surgery. Find
them an MPs men dot com. You like those short short kings. I
thought you're gonna say like a pug or something. I'm sorry, I think
you know what I think about. Pugs are not an attractive dog. I
don't think French bulldogs are either. I don't want to get you fired up.
Can we can move on? Should I list all the dogs I think
are the ugliest get canceled. Don't want to get canceled. So this is
the one on one point three Katie W B Ballon and Colts and people are
responding. Colt asked me the most bizarre question. Yeah, well, what
is the most attractive dog? And you have an Australian Shepherd? I do.
I was trying to lob it up. You ACKed it down quick.
I think they are really cute dogs, but I'm the most beaut I didn't
say that. You're putting words in my mouf, but I of course offended
someone by saying they're not the most beautiful and they look like they always need
their undercoat. Rush, You're not wrong, someone was it? How dare
you fallon? I have an Australian shepherd. I'm sorry. Someone said I
think the dog Fallon was referring to is called an afkin, which I haven't.
I didn't look it up. Let me google it because I said,
I thought the dogs of the long kind of grayish white hair are really pretty.
Somebody else in the running Cavalier King Charles only I feel like it's too
pompous. The name is too pompous for me to go. That's like the
you know what kind of dog? It is like lady from Lady in the
train. I was not thinking of the Afghan hound. But they do there.
They do have better hair than me, I mean, truly, truly.
Yeah, I don't know. I mean I had a Pomeran and I
thought she was pretty cute but most beautiful. No, no German shepherd,
absolutely not one. One attacked me in a grape vine situation once it's a
story time. Yeah, my mom was too busy should the microwave go?
And she'd hear me screaming out in the grape vine. I was like,
I mean, I was fine, the dog wasn't didn't really hurt me.
He was teaching me a lesson. That makes so much sense. It's on
a long point three Katie w B. We are vautless, but let me
tell you, I am getting roasted by friends and family. Uh. A
guy who is a barista at my coffee shop just wrote lool gott them over
you pranking me. Earlier today, if you missed it, Colt had a
hilarious prank where he was quote unquote interacting with a listener and I didn't know
no one was on the phone. Basically, somebody called me up and I
put my headphones on and I was pretending to talk to him and I just
reamed him out but little and I'm like sitting in the background shook shook.
Yeah, that's a good word. And he was recording, of course.
So if you'd like to laugh at my pain, you can check out the
video Fallon and Cult on Instagram. FA L E N and Cult on Instagram.
Hey, that's it for us today, though Vond is in next