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You're listening to the downbeat. I'm
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Goose Morning news coming up for you
in thirty minutes. We were just delivered

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some macaroons from our friends of our
Live nation Blink one eighty two macaroons.

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You didn't see that coming on a
Friday. Those are not macaroons, dude.

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Those are chocolate covered oreos or vanilla
covered the macarine sandwich vanilla sandwich cookies.

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They're oreos covered in chocolate. We're
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fantastic. It's fantastic, no doubt. You know what I'm anti's white chocolate.

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He has not life right now?
You like white chocolate and love white

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choa chocolate is spare agreed, and
not even chocolate. It's just some sort

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of product. Me, it's just
whack. Do you like white chocolate?

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J jab all right? I want
dark chocolate. Don't you want dark chocolate?

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Milk chocolate? Like milk chocolate.
I like a dark peanut butter chocolate,

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bitter. One of the facts of
life is that as you age and

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mature, you switch over from milk
chocolate to dark chocolate. It just happens.

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It'll happen. JJ. Never,
I never thought that dark chocolate.

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You'll see you'll want more challenging,
bitter, pungent things as you get older,

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because you've worn out your taste buds
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all the nest we once enticing foods, they become bland to you, and

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you need more heat, more spice, more more brine to keep your your

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palate in order. It's kind of
like porn. Yeah, you can't just

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do the straight stuff anymore. You've
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a bear involved. It doesn't even
work. Oh my gosh, she's got

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one of those porn You guys should
just if you're gonna be agring on everything

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that involves food, then you guys
should just go start your podcast. To

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Taste Buds. Don't tempt us.
How do they know we already have our

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podcast. That's the Taste Bud Little
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money on the outside over under twenty
five current podcasts or defunct podcast named the

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Taste Buds about food. Dude,
there's a guy. See what he's doing.

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Hang on, He's trying to make
us do extra work. Yep,

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there's a guy who has a podcast
called The Downbeat, and he was uh.

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And I learned this because I was
watching Seth Meyers one night and he

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was like, in our drummer this
week because he has a new band leader

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when Fed Armison's not intown, he's
the uh. He's the guy who hosts

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this podcast, The Downbeat, and
he's a drummer. He just talks about

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drumming. And I was like,
son of a bit. Surean looked it

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up and he's got more downloads than
us, damn it. So we can't

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sue him. No, he probably
had it first. Yeah, probably,

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so oh well, all right,
let's do this. Let's go ahead and

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step into the Ghost Pepper Pavilion for
this week's edition of three Scorching Hot Cowboys

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predictions. Scorching hot predictions I do. This is where we make I guess

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hot predictions. I don't know what
you'd call them exactly, but off the

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wall stuff. We try to nail
it almost always about the upcoming Cowboy game.

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But we've done. We did Ryder
Cup, and we did I don't

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know we did game one of the
alcs, I think, didn't we yep,

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yep, we did some baseball.
We might do one for a big

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MAVs game coming up in a couple
of weeks, but we're gonna let the

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football and World Series highs uh,
you know go through first. I have

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a pretty significant lead in this particular
game. I am, I think,

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very close to dead last and picks
with Glenn. So this is not a

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trend of any kind. But I'm
doing well on the points. I have

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four and a half points. Danny
has one point, and that was kind

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of a gift, a little bit
of a gift. Maybe we should have

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made that a half. Kevin is
currently point less. Oh no, you

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were behind our listeners who we just
gave a half point two for being cool

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on an otherwise hostile Friday. That
can me stripped from them at any moment

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though maybe I don't know, But
yeah, I got four and a half,

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so I'm gonna hear Danny's at least
got one kt O fer Danny also

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leads the Saturday Night Live draft contest, which ends in May, but Danny

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has a one nothing lead because the
Foo Fighters are the music guests this week.

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I'm Sarah not Live, so Danny
got a point for that. He

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drafted them incredible well, since I
don't have any points, I guess I'll

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go first, All right, Kevin, are you ready? Prediction number?

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Who know? Brandon Aubrey will make
three field goals, two of which are

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fifty yards or more. Oh,
he will do the reverse Maher who missed

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two field goals last week and was
cut and will not kicking for the Rams

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this week because the Rams cut him
after losing by seven. Last week,

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the Rams cut Brett Maher, who
missed two field goals, both over fifty

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yards, and missed an extra point. He cost them seven points, but

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the field goals they cut him for
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They do Why has he always get
fifty yards? Yeah? He's like,

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come on one more. First time
you're to cut me for that? Get

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closer. He missed a bunch though
this year. Miss He's pretty stinky.

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He's stinky stick Brandon Aubrey. Yeah, I'm pretty confident on my week two

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prediction. He is not gonna miss
a field goal all year long. It

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sounds like a crazy thing that you
were doing. But now that we're almost

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halfway there and you're like, and
has he missed the center by more than

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three yards? Pretty center? Cut? Most times, just that generally that

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little right to left baby draw.
He stripes some Mikey, he stripes him.

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He's the greatest kicker of all time. I'm gonna update my prediction to

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Brandon Aubrey will end his career right
behind Justin Tucker and near Adam Ventiery.

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I'm the podium of greatest NFL kickers
of all time, the mount Rushmore of

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NFL kickers, those two, Brandon
Aubrey and of course Ui von Shaalman of

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the eighties Miami Dolphins. I thought
they just leave one of the presidents up

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there is it's a lot of work
to do. Yeah, just leave Jefferson

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to figure out which one. This
is getting super expensive. Why are we

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making the kickers? I guess Okay, okay, fine, just keep George

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Washington. It's just first one and
then and then he and Aubrey Aubrey Kevin's

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prediction number two. Yeah, Jerry
Jones will still refuse to close the curtains,

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and Dak will throw a pass to
a receiver but it's not caught due

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to the glare from God's son.
Okay, feels realistic because we see it

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happen at least once a year.
Cowboy Noon game, Sun game. It

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seems like the sun, although the
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sun is more effective in those three
twenty five games, but that's what that

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time of year. We're in a
noon game, You're gonna get a bit

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of sun play, You're gonna actually
have seventy chance of rain and constant cloud

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coverage. Say, gonna be a
bad prediction for me. And that's why

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I don't have any points. You
know, a pro at this would have

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looked at the forecast, would have
thought that the sun is directly above us

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at high noon. Look at it. Look at him. Damn it.

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It's like when I said Phil was
gonna be at something and there was a

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live event that weekend and I was
right afterward, I'm like, what did

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I do? I should have known
that. I should have known that.

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By the way you said lives,
I'm just quick, just a quick detour.

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You said the big art cool about
live in the PGA. I saw

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Augusta's not changing their regulations, which
want to do. The agreement from the

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Public Investment Fund to just kind of
take over the PGA. Tour is dying

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and insiders are doubtful that a deal
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going to cancel the whole thing.
The PGA take the terrible pr they dealt

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with for a year and then well, the PGA tour is currently in panic

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mode and their meeting with investors,
including the group that runs WWE and use

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UFC oh UFC like Impact or endeavors
at the meeting with them to help fund

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it. We're finally going to wrestle
golf. The Live is going to double

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down and keep going. Phil Mickelson
said in a press conference last week that

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another wave of players are coming to
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said there's a lot of interest.
People are calling and texting and they're asking

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for help to try to get in
to Live. He said, Phil knows

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it. We all know it.
The higher ups know it. We're just

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working through the details. All knows
it. So maybe not a done deal.

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There. There's your unfortunate golf talk. Let's go to Kevin's third prediction.

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On the Fox TV broadcast, there
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fan in the stands dressed as Mario, or you'll see a crowdshot of a

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pumpkinhead. That's the pumpkin people are
going to make it to at and T.

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Hopefully I'm asking for permission for an
official caveat due to my failure to

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recognize the forecast for the sun one. But if you're gonna not the pumpkinhead,

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I will say there will be a
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at the Cowboy game on Sunday at
noon, dressed as Mario. Are you

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going to the game? Okay,
he's going. Are you going? Question?

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He's going? So he can guarantee
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my wallet on my phone, that
there will be a Mario in attendance.

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What if he gets both, We'll
go ahead and cross that bridge and we

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come to it. Okay, I
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be weird of me to go to
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dbr bro. Will Mario be there
Sunday? Or a crowd shot of a

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pumpkin person? Okay? I want
you to get on the board, Kevio.

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So I think we're gonna be pretty
lenient on this. Okay, I

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don't hate it. I don't have
alween crowdshots. I thought of that last

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night while I was watching Thursday Night
football between the bills and the Bucks and

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they did you think of it when
you saw the guy with the pumpkinhead?

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Yes, And the fact that the
pumpkin people are out geez, you've seen

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them lately in your neighborhoods. I
have actual them. Yeah, it's kind

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of weird, very strange, just
out in their front yards standing milling someone

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this morning four thirty. Are you
really that at the red light? And

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rap a ho all right? Driving
their moms out there, looked over the

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side. He's kind of waved at
me. I'm smiling. Yeah, let's

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go to Danny's predictions. They're typically
always smiling pumpkin people they have. Yeah,

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they don't have good dental coverage though. The you go see doctor Hume

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all right. Number one. Kevin
Burkhardt will mention how little sleep Sean McVay

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has gotten this week now that he's
a new dad. Oh God, that's

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fantastic, but fucking fantastic. Greg
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the moment with an awkward non sequitur. Ah, just take the wind for

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the whole season. That is beautiful. That is a great strategy. There's

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a great strategy understanding of the people
yes, it's basically turning a guaranteed point.

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What it is? That is what
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explodes on Sunday with a forced fumble, three sacks, a blocked pass,

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and a crab walk. Oh we
read those out again. Forced fumble,

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three sacks, three sacks, blocked
pass, crab walk, crab walk Lion

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Lion March can copy that you're the
only one that cares about what. We

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all know what he means by crab
crab he's honoring the honoring caval Kante with

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crab walk. Show us. Now
that you've taken your head, God,

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here we go. Why am I
not videoing this? Hold on Kevin's crab

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walk in three two? This is
a crab walk. Okay, we can

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see your balls up your shorts.
Get a wait for me, he heard

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himself. Get back in your chair, craw guys. Good work on the

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social media. The crab walk post
we put up there, Kevin got twelve

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views and it got one like from
bad Kevio. No reposts. He may

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be hurt for real? All right, did you really get a cramp?

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Are you serious? You're gonna get
the hiccups? And then and then doctor

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Ted's gonna text you and check up
on you if you go see your dentist.

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All right, all right? Number
three, I love that that first

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one is beautiful love. I think
it's kind of unavoidable. Also, yeah,

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Sean McVay, did he and his
wife, his lovely wife welcomed baby

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boy Jordan into the family this week. Does he have a celebrity hot wife?

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I don't know if she's modeled.
We remember her from Hard Knocks from

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I believe last year. She's has
some ethnicity to her there, Mike,

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Veronica with a k let's look.
Oh oh yeah, it helps to have

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a She looks very h Alexandra Banister, she does that, looks exactly like

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her. Yeah, why'd you lean
in so far? Me? Well,

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congratulations to Veronica and Sean and baby
and you're Michael Parsons prediction. They have

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an injury to their right tackle,
and I believe their right tackle replacement is

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a guy by the name of Joe, nota Boom, and he is known

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for being hilariously terrible at the position. Okay, terrorized and number three,

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the Cowboys will attempt to execute an
elaborate trick play. It will fail.

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Twitter goes nuts and McCarthy and Jerry
spend the next week answering questions about it.

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Dude, that's a good one because
it's the Rams and they do tricks,

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you know what I'm thinking. And
McCarthy, you know, much like

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last week, he wants to try
to show that I can do this stuff

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too. I'm a modern coach.
Will you repeat that whole one please,

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I'm sorry. The Cowboys will attempt
to execute an elaborate trick play. It

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will fail. Twitter goes nuts,
and McCarthy and Jerry will spend the next

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week answering questions about it. Okay, so this would be a significant one,

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like a third and you know something. Statue of liberty quarterback turnovers.

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Yeah, yeah, it's gonna fail. Oh, or just looks real dumb,

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you know, poorly executed. Somebody
does something wrong. They put Tony

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Pollard in its center, it's a
triple reverse and somebody gets dropped for fifteen

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yard loss. Boy, when they
go wrong, they do look real bad.

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This does reek of a game where
bones fossil might overstay. Is welcome

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a little bit? Yeah? Brian
Angers hucking one forty yards in a double

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coverage bound waiting on that one week
one all right, Mikey, you're the

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leader. All right. Oh man, here goes nothing. That's good.

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Prediction one here in the ghost paper
Pavilion. There will be an eighty plus

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yard touchdown in this game. Oh
it's just a real solid football one almost

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assuredly from the rams, because we
we don't try such things. Would be

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a kick return, could be a
punt return eighty plus yards two two at

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well, that's my prediction on that. Maybe too too out. Well,

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we will see many costumes worn in
this game, including a Taylor Swift and

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a banana. Okay, I thought
about doing the banana and the gorilla gorilla

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last night, but I changed it
Tomorrio because of what I know. I

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had something cooking with the Cowboys cheerleaders
costumes. Do they do the bit?

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Are they allowed to? And they
just we're a brand. I think they

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do it. They do what they
want nowadays, after what they've been through,

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at least the ones that were filmed. They're all going to dress is

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rich Dalrymple, just reverse and shoes
with mirrors on them. Because if they're

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allowed to dress up the cheerleaders,
we're gonna get a Taylor Swift. Easy.

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And that was gonna go with something
Barbie because there they might all you

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know, they may have put the
order in for the wardrobe. I have

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a feeling they stay on brand.
Well, there's an easy answer to that,

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just check every year. But because
I know a lot of cheerlers do

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the dress up and I feel like
they do. I don't know, but

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I don't know. Maybe they go
Tradish and I guess Taylor Swift and a

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banana. Third prediction ow someone will
have to visit the blue medical tent because

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they ran full speed into the blue
medical tent and got injured. Well that's

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man bite's dog right there. Huh. Bonus point. If there's already someone

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in the blue medical tent and they
get further injured by the person running into

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Jesus, that's so good. I
would say. A guy most likely to

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run into the blue medical tent does
not play with the cowboy. It's Christian

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McCaffrey. He always ends up hitting
a gay raaid Ramon into up. Dude

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like as quick as he is the
breaks, the breaks are misfunctioning. He

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like dives into the bench and stuff. It's like, no wonder, you're

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always hurt. You're so extreme.
Okay, So one visits the blue medical

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tip because they ran into the blue
medical tent, and you get more points

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because someone is already in the medical
tent because they had an AWI. If

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there's somebody already in the blue medical
tent and whoever runs into it hurts them

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further, that's a bonus thing.
That's a little absurd. More importantly,

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i'd love to hear Kevin Burkhart just
unpacked that whole scenario. We're run into

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the because the blue medical test is
not it has not completed tent set up.

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Usually it's usually shrunken down right,
and then they only open it and

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turn it into the blue medical tent
that we all know when it's required.

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So it's even a smaller target to
hit, assuming no one's in there already.

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What do you think about that,
Geo? You know, I want

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to make a five year NFL prediction
too, that Craig Olsen and Kevin Burkhart

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don't have these jobs. You know. I think the NFL is gonna consider

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because of what you just said about
McCaffrey and that prediction, some sort of

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arena ball padded wall oh yeah,
around the field in some way. They

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should have that for the camera people. Yes, there's too many people.

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You know. Where I notice it
more than anywhere was the damn Texas OU

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game at the Cotton Bowl. It
was packed with people all the way around

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this thing. They're all one yard
off the field. You don't need all

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these people down here. You don't
need almost any of these people down here.

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And someone I fear is going to
get significantly hurt by running into something.

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This has happened before, or some
of the sidelines gets knees exploded or

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head concussion, I mean something bad. And I think within five seven years

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there's gonna be some sort of padded
circular thing around an NFL field Now every

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single game, an innocent person who
has nothing to do with the game outside

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of working doing their job gets hit
right every single time, and at a

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minimum, the NFL will reassess the
importance of personnel required on the sidelines,

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Like all you guys can be behind
this foktok's fine, But who are all

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these people? Yeah, don't need
just a bunch of people hanging around because

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they got a credential, right,
Yeah, Well, good job, guys.

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That was good. I think it
was pretty spicy. It's called pulling

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a rabbit out of the hat kes, right all right? And guess what,

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no tomatoes thrown up at the window
yet. So that's another segment we

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did well. Yes, I'll try
to keep the streak alive next in Dingu's

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