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Milk chocolate? Like milk chocolate. I like a dark peanut butter chocolate,
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mature, you switch over from milk chocolate to dark chocolate. It just happens.
It'll happen. JJ. Never, I never thought that dark chocolate.
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because you've worn out your taste buds with all of the what's were once
all the nest we once enticing foods, they become bland to you, and
you need more heat, more spice, more more brine to keep your your
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was like, in our drummer this week because he has a new band leader
when Fed Armison's not intown, he's the uh. He's the guy who hosts
this podcast, The Downbeat, and he's a drummer. He just talks about
drumming. And I was like, son of a bit. Surean looked it
up and he's got more downloads than us, damn it. So we can't
sue him. No, he probably had it first. Yeah, probably,
so oh well, all right, let's do this. Let's go ahead and
step into the Ghost Pepper Pavilion for this week's edition of three Scorching Hot Cowboys
predictions. Scorching hot predictions I do. This is where we make I guess
hot predictions. I don't know what you'd call them exactly, but off the
wall stuff. We try to nail it almost always about the upcoming Cowboy game.
But we've done. We did Ryder Cup, and we did I don't
know we did game one of the alcs, I think, didn't we yep,
yep, we did some baseball. We might do one for a big
MAVs game coming up in a couple of weeks, but we're gonna let the
football and World Series highs uh, you know go through first. I have
a pretty significant lead in this particular game. I am, I think,
very close to dead last and picks with Glenn. So this is not a
trend of any kind. But I'm doing well on the points. I have
four and a half points. Danny has one point, and that was kind
of a gift, a little bit of a gift. Maybe we should have
made that a half. Kevin is currently point less. Oh no, you
were behind our listeners who we just gave a half point two for being cool
on an otherwise hostile Friday. That can me stripped from them at any moment
though maybe I don't know, But yeah, I got four and a half,
so I'm gonna hear Danny's at least got one kt O fer Danny also
leads the Saturday Night Live draft contest, which ends in May, but Danny
has a one nothing lead because the Foo Fighters are the music guests this week.
I'm Sarah not Live, so Danny got a point for that. He
drafted them incredible well, since I don't have any points, I guess I'll
go first, All right, Kevin, are you ready? Prediction number?
Who know? Brandon Aubrey will make three field goals, two of which are
fifty yards or more. Oh, he will do the reverse Maher who missed
two field goals last week and was cut and will not kicking for the Rams
this week because the Rams cut him after losing by seven. Last week,
the Rams cut Brett Maher, who missed two field goals, both over fifty
yards, and missed an extra point. He cost them seven points, but
the field goals they cut him for were fifty one and fifty three yards.
They do Why has he always get fifty yards? Yeah? He's like,
come on one more. First time you're to cut me for that? Get
closer. He missed a bunch though this year. Miss He's pretty stinky.
He's stinky stick Brandon Aubrey. Yeah, I'm pretty confident on my week two
prediction. He is not gonna miss a field goal all year long. It
sounds like a crazy thing that you were doing. But now that we're almost
halfway there and you're like, and has he missed the center by more than
three yards? Pretty center? Cut? Most times, just that generally that
little right to left baby draw. He stripes some Mikey, he stripes him.
He's the greatest kicker of all time. I'm gonna update my prediction to
Brandon Aubrey will end his career right behind Justin Tucker and near Adam Ventiery.
I'm the podium of greatest NFL kickers of all time, the mount Rushmore of
NFL kickers, those two, Brandon Aubrey and of course Ui von Shaalman of
the eighties Miami Dolphins. I thought they just leave one of the presidents up
there is it's a lot of work to do. Yeah, just leave Jefferson
to figure out which one. This is getting super expensive. Why are we
making the kickers? I guess Okay, okay, fine, just keep George
Washington. It's just first one and then and then he and Aubrey Aubrey Kevin's
prediction number two. Yeah, Jerry Jones will still refuse to close the curtains,
and Dak will throw a pass to a receiver but it's not caught due
to the glare from God's son. Okay, feels realistic because we see it
happen at least once a year. Cowboy Noon game, Sun game. It
seems like the sun, although the sun should be high noon. Maybe the
sun is more effective in those three twenty five games, but that's what that
time of year. We're in a noon game, You're gonna get a bit
of sun play, You're gonna actually have seventy chance of rain and constant cloud
coverage. Say, gonna be a bad prediction for me. And that's why
I don't have any points. You know, a pro at this would have
looked at the forecast, would have thought that the sun is directly above us
at high noon. Look at it. Look at him. Damn it.
It's like when I said Phil was gonna be at something and there was a
live event that weekend and I was right afterward, I'm like, what did
I do? I should have known that. I should have known that.
By the way you said lives, I'm just quick, just a quick detour.
You said the big art cool about live in the PGA. I saw
Augusta's not changing their regulations, which want to do. The agreement from the
Public Investment Fund to just kind of take over the PGA. Tour is dying
and insiders are doubtful that a deal is going to get done, so they're
going to cancel the whole thing. The PGA take the terrible pr they dealt
with for a year and then well, the PGA tour is currently in panic
mode and their meeting with investors, including the group that runs WWE and use
UFC oh UFC like Impact or endeavors at the meeting with them to help fund
it. We're finally going to wrestle golf. The Live is going to double
down and keep going. Phil Mickelson said in a press conference last week that
another wave of players are coming to Live. Bubba Watson backed him up,
said there's a lot of interest. People are calling and texting and they're asking
for help to try to get in to Live. He said, Phil knows
it. We all know it. The higher ups know it. We're just
working through the details. All knows it. So maybe not a done deal.
There. There's your unfortunate golf talk. Let's go to Kevin's third prediction.
On the Fox TV broadcast, there will be a crowd shot of a
fan in the stands dressed as Mario, or you'll see a crowdshot of a
pumpkinhead. That's the pumpkin people are going to make it to at and T.
Hopefully I'm asking for permission for an official caveat due to my failure to
recognize the forecast for the sun one. But if you're gonna not the pumpkinhead,
I will say there will be a crowdshot of a fan in the stands
at the Cowboy game on Sunday at noon, dressed as Mario. Are you
going to the game? Okay, he's going. Are you going? Question?
He's going? So he can guarantee that I don't see a ticket in
my wallet on my phone, that there will be a Mario in attendance.
What if he gets both, We'll go ahead and cross that bridge and we
come to it. Okay, I mean Packers play at noon. It would
be weird of me to go to a Cowboy game at noon. It's called
dbr bro. Will Mario be there Sunday? Or a crowd shot of a
pumpkin person? Okay? I want you to get on the board, Kevio.
So I think we're gonna be pretty lenient on this. Okay, I
don't hate it. I don't have alween crowdshots. I thought of that last
night while I was watching Thursday Night football between the bills and the Bucks and
they did you think of it when you saw the guy with the pumpkinhead?
Yes, And the fact that the pumpkin people are out geez, you've seen
them lately in your neighborhoods. I have actual them. Yeah, it's kind
of weird, very strange, just out in their front yards standing milling someone
this morning four thirty. Are you really that at the red light? And
rap a ho all right? Driving their moms out there, looked over the
side. He's kind of waved at me. I'm smiling. Yeah, let's
go to Danny's predictions. They're typically always smiling pumpkin people they have. Yeah,
they don't have good dental coverage though. The you go see doctor Hume
all right. Number one. Kevin Burkhardt will mention how little sleep Sean McVay
has gotten this week now that he's a new dad. Oh God, that's
fantastic, but fucking fantastic. Greg Olsen will not be paying attention and ruin
the moment with an awkward non sequitur. Ah, just take the wind for
the whole season. That is beautiful. That is a great strategy. There's
a great strategy understanding of the people yes, it's basically turning a guaranteed point.
What it is? That is what it is. Number two Micah Parsons
explodes on Sunday with a forced fumble, three sacks, a blocked pass,
and a crab walk. Oh we read those out again. Forced fumble,
three sacks, three sacks, blocked pass, crab walk, crab walk Lion
Lion March can copy that you're the only one that cares about what. We
all know what he means by crab crab he's honoring the honoring caval Kante with
crab walk. Show us. Now that you've taken your head, God,
here we go. Why am I not videoing this? Hold on Kevin's crab
walk in three two? This is a crab walk. Okay, we can
see your balls up your shorts. Get a wait for me, he heard
himself. Get back in your chair, craw guys. Good work on the
social media. The crab walk post we put up there, Kevin got twelve
views and it got one like from bad Kevio. No reposts. He may
be hurt for real? All right, did you really get a cramp?
Are you serious? You're gonna get the hiccups? And then and then doctor
Ted's gonna text you and check up on you if you go see your dentist.
All right, all right? Number three, I love that that first
one is beautiful love. I think it's kind of unavoidable. Also, yeah,
Sean McVay, did he and his wife, his lovely wife welcomed baby
boy Jordan into the family this week. Does he have a celebrity hot wife?
I don't know if she's modeled. We remember her from Hard Knocks from
I believe last year. She's has some ethnicity to her there, Mike,
Veronica with a k let's look. Oh oh yeah, it helps to have
a She looks very h Alexandra Banister, she does that, looks exactly like
her. Yeah, why'd you lean in so far? Me? Well,
congratulations to Veronica and Sean and baby and you're Michael Parsons prediction. They have
an injury to their right tackle, and I believe their right tackle replacement is
a guy by the name of Joe, nota Boom, and he is known
for being hilariously terrible at the position. Okay, terrorized and number three,
the Cowboys will attempt to execute an elaborate trick play. It will fail.
Twitter goes nuts and McCarthy and Jerry spend the next week answering questions about it.
Dude, that's a good one because it's the Rams and they do tricks,
you know what I'm thinking. And McCarthy, you know, much like
last week, he wants to try to show that I can do this stuff
too. I'm a modern coach. Will you repeat that whole one please,
I'm sorry. The Cowboys will attempt to execute an elaborate trick play. It
will fail. Twitter goes nuts, and McCarthy and Jerry will spend the next
week answering questions about it. Okay, so this would be a significant one,
like a third and you know something. Statue of liberty quarterback turnovers.
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna fail. Oh, or just looks real dumb,
you know, poorly executed. Somebody does something wrong. They put Tony
Pollard in its center, it's a triple reverse and somebody gets dropped for fifteen
yard loss. Boy, when they go wrong, they do look real bad.
This does reek of a game where bones fossil might overstay. Is welcome
a little bit? Yeah? Brian Angers hucking one forty yards in a double
coverage bound waiting on that one week one all right, Mikey, you're the
leader. All right. Oh man, here goes nothing. That's good.
Prediction one here in the ghost paper Pavilion. There will be an eighty plus
yard touchdown in this game. Oh it's just a real solid football one almost
assuredly from the rams, because we we don't try such things. Would be
a kick return, could be a punt return eighty plus yards two two at
well, that's my prediction on that. Maybe too too out. Well,
we will see many costumes worn in this game, including a Taylor Swift and
a banana. Okay, I thought about doing the banana and the gorilla gorilla
last night, but I changed it Tomorrio because of what I know. I
had something cooking with the Cowboys cheerleaders costumes. Do they do the bit?
Are they allowed to? And they just we're a brand. I think they
do it. They do what they want nowadays, after what they've been through,
at least the ones that were filmed. They're all going to dress is
rich Dalrymple, just reverse and shoes with mirrors on them. Because if they're
allowed to dress up the cheerleaders, we're gonna get a Taylor Swift. Easy.
And that was gonna go with something Barbie because there they might all you
know, they may have put the order in for the wardrobe. I have
a feeling they stay on brand. Well, there's an easy answer to that,
just check every year. But because I know a lot of cheerlers do
the dress up and I feel like they do. I don't know, but
I don't know. Maybe they go Tradish and I guess Taylor Swift and a
banana. Third prediction ow someone will have to visit the blue medical tent because
they ran full speed into the blue medical tent and got injured. Well that's
man bite's dog right there. Huh. Bonus point. If there's already someone
in the blue medical tent and they get further injured by the person running into
Jesus, that's so good. I would say. A guy most likely to
run into the blue medical tent does not play with the cowboy. It's Christian
McCaffrey. He always ends up hitting a gay raaid Ramon into up. Dude
like as quick as he is the breaks, the breaks are misfunctioning. He
like dives into the bench and stuff. It's like, no wonder, you're
always hurt. You're so extreme. Okay, So one visits the blue medical
tip because they ran into the blue medical tent, and you get more points
because someone is already in the medical tent because they had an AWI. If
there's somebody already in the blue medical tent and whoever runs into it hurts them
further, that's a bonus thing. That's a little absurd. More importantly,
i'd love to hear Kevin Burkhart just unpacked that whole scenario. We're run into
the because the blue medical test is not it has not completed tent set up.
Usually it's usually shrunken down right, and then they only open it and
turn it into the blue medical tent that we all know when it's required.
So it's even a smaller target to hit, assuming no one's in there already.
What do you think about that, Geo? You know, I want
to make a five year NFL prediction too, that Craig Olsen and Kevin Burkhart
don't have these jobs. You know. I think the NFL is gonna consider
because of what you just said about McCaffrey and that prediction, some sort of
arena ball padded wall oh yeah, around the field in some way. They
should have that for the camera people. Yes, there's too many people.
You know. Where I notice it more than anywhere was the damn Texas OU
game at the Cotton Bowl. It was packed with people all the way around
this thing. They're all one yard off the field. You don't need all
these people down here. You don't need almost any of these people down here.
And someone I fear is going to get significantly hurt by running into something.
This has happened before, or some of the sidelines gets knees exploded or
head concussion, I mean something bad. And I think within five seven years
there's gonna be some sort of padded circular thing around an NFL field Now every
single game, an innocent person who has nothing to do with the game outside
of working doing their job gets hit right every single time, and at a
minimum, the NFL will reassess the importance of personnel required on the sidelines,
Like all you guys can be behind this foktok's fine, But who are all
these people? Yeah, don't need just a bunch of people hanging around because
they got a credential, right, Yeah, Well, good job, guys.
That was good. I think it was pretty spicy. It's called pulling
a rabbit out of the hat kes, right all right? And guess what,
no tomatoes thrown up at the window yet. So that's another segment we
did well. Yes, I'll try to keep the streak alive next in Dingu's
morning News. By the way, that segment was brought to you by Rodney
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