Hey, look you say little dead, mean as you are, it's about
to be about to be a thing you're going to hear? All right?
What is this? Total bligger death? Kill nave, behead nave roundhouse,
kick a blue monkey into the concrete, slam dunk a bligger baby into the
trash, can crucify filthy nave, defecate on a navi's akron. Launch bliggers
into Alpha centauri, Toss nobby into active volcanoes, feed blue monkeys to thanators,
curb stomp pregnant bliggers, judo, throw tree funckers into a wood chipper
machine gun. Bliggers in half urinate into the Tree of Souls, stir fry
their yellow eyes for juju. Bees report bliggers to the r D A light
fireworks in their home tree. What the hell? What is that? What
do you what are you showing me? It's is that avatar? Yes,
it's the general from the Little Bligger Dude, Okay, I don't know if
that came up Bliggers al right, guys, welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast.
I don't know if that even came up in the audio because it was
a direct set of like the furthest away from every single microphone. It could
be while still being on the table. Yeah, but welcome, uh total
blue. We're just we're just gonna go for it right now. But I
do want to let everybody know the video version of this episode is a little
bit different than what we're planning. Uh, if you notice anything wrong,
if you notice any hiccups in the audio, we're still figuring this in person
thing out. But we're all in person, so fuck you. You know,
like we're trying our best here. We already record, We already went
for like, I feel like, fifteen minutes, and then it turned out
the thing that we were using was not recording, which, by the way,
all right, we're good you sure, yes, I believe you.
But it looks like it's on I promise, I promise it's recording. Everything
is working as it should. I don't like that. I don't like seeing
like I like seeing my audio spike. Yeah. Yeah, it feels weird
not having that visual cue like I havn't liked to. Yeah whatever though,
whatever, Yeah, evolution, we trained, We trained as we grow,
you know, and we're doing it. It's it's it feels good. It
feels good that we're you know we're we're like we're pre pandemic again. Yeah,
sure to be on that table, that long table you guys have.
Fucking yeah, that was a fucking hosk. It was a wild dude.
Moving that ship out the apartment was hell. It was hell, dude.
It was so fucking heavy. No, that was Joe's. That was Joe's
like ridiculously giant, like mahogany like to that was such. It was such
a nice table though, but it was like it was a nice table.
I was angry that he got it though. I was angry that he brought
that in door home because I was like, this is like his just skyrocketed
the value of this thing. Why, like why why have something this expensive
here? I just felt really egregious that somebody has a big ass backyard as
Yeah, yeah, like a huge backyard they have that. Like, I
can't imagine spending thousands of dollars on a table, you know what I mean?
I can't. I look, I see the gears turning in his fucking
head. I see the gears turning his headies. I can't imagine spending thousand
dollars. He's like he's already having flashbacks talking to lily about this seven thousand
dollars fucking table with gold on it or some ship. You guys are gonna
get me in trouble for no fucking reasons. Please. But yeah, if
I was gonna buy one of those like d D tables that had like the
projector in the table, that's crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna get one of
those eventually, but yeah, I'm for that. I'll spend like a few
bands. That's that's that's why. Oh, I guess that's like a gameplay
thing, Like that's gonna be something that you're gonna be using, yeah,
like constantly. Like I think it's like this is a surface, dude,
like this isn't I'm not gonna eat on that just obviously it's gonna be just
for people to play the game on. You should, yeah, you should
make to make messy as should make pizza on it. I leave the l
eds on so long that it gets really hot. I mean, dude,
When I was when I was setting up this this table and I was drilling
through it to put the mic stands in, I was I was seeing,
it's like it's really cheap. Would like that what do they call it?
Like? The this is whatever that is this is this sayed me for a
few hours. This is the kind of what you couldn't even like like if
you knocked on and it wouldn't count, you know, knocked through it by
mistake. Yeah, it wouldn't like it would it would not assuage any bad
luck, wouldn't. Does that? Are you supposed to at all? Do
you have any superstitions you believe in superstitions? I'm not superstitious at all,
and I think I don't think I have anything. I think I don't know.
I'm a little racist, but like not superstitious. Yeah, that's technically
kind of a superstition, a little bit kind of a little more proven.
But yeah, whatever, you know, I think I think you shouldn't if
you beat off, uh with the lights completely off, that's you know,
I don't do that because the boogeyman will come and finish you off. That's
like the one thing you like to get in the start. You can't.
He's down. Am I just being told that as a kid, I would
never It's like it's like a ten year old you're just you think that that
will happen. Your friends to try to tell you it's not like I don't
believe you. You're thirty eight years old, be taken by a boogeyman.
He's assaulted you already, You've been touched, he touched you. You have
to tell him that. You have to because how else is like you don't
want your you don't want your son to end up like I mean, you
probably all remember how fucked up you were and like the proper word is gooning.
Now the gooning session. You probably want them to pace themselves. You
gotta you gotta scare them a little bit. They're not. They're gonna do
it once and they're gonna do exactly what I are gonna fall. They're gonna
fall to theirselves and they're gonna lose. This is amazing. They always you
always lose to your's amazing. You always lose. You always lose that fight
to yourself. Man. I would just tell him, like, hey,
dude, like just lock your door before you do it, Like, just
give me, give me to lock the door and lock the door, lock
the door, open your windows and be as loud as to be out the
window. You're like, dang, that's my boy, that's my boy.
That's my boy. Letting everybody know what he's doing. I'm proud of the
kid. God, that's one thing. But running into that, you're like,
I want to talk about fucking my son beating his dick. That's what
a conversation I have. Man, I just ignore that ship at all costs.
I feel like, you gotta talk some about it. You gotta,
you gotta have to. You gotta arm them with the tools to understand that
ship. You can't because you can't live think of it like this, right.
You can't let someone else teach that to them. I gotta why not,
because they end up confused. They can learn a wrong things. At
school, Yes, we all went to health class. That ship didn't teach
us any health class was so useless in school was insane. Well, you
went to a high school that was borderline, that was border lands where you
went to school. My high school was a stand by me high school pretty
much like actually it was fucking horrible. Uh but I was. You know,
your health class was like some guy telling you, like, just show
you the food pyramid every day, every single day. It was eighteen servings
of bread. It's crazy. It was insane. That wasn't real. That
was really that was really really the way that we were raised eat so much
fucking bread, Eat all the carbs. That was it? What was going
on with big bread? Drive dude? It was it was sugar man.
It's big sugar. Like the sugar industry is crazy. It's learning about like
how rampant it is and how like they infiltrated and the people the anti what
do you call it, the artificial sugars the same people like they they basically
were like, all right, Okay, it's killing too many people. Sugar
is fucking up a lot of people. So whatever, so we gotta like,
okay, we'll invest in this splendarbage. Let's make splendor. This is
what a bunch of chemicals that made. If you cancer, let's do that.
I don't, I don't. I'm still on the fence about that ship
because I used to be like no, like anything I had, like aspertaining
it and anything like that, because I looked at the compounds and what it
was made of. Why. But the thing is the only part that weirded
me out because one of is like it's an amino acid. One part of
the me so an essential amino acid. It was ten percent methanol, which
is the thing that concerned me because that's like with alcohol, which obviously you're
not supposed to consume because you go blind. But but ten percent of something
so tiny is probably nothing to our body. This world is, but it's
still I know what I'm saying, wasn't it was the whole thing about like
what is it Logan Paul's Prime drink, where it was like it was ended
up being fake, It wasn't true whatever it was it Yeah, and the
fact that like people were like, oh, it makes you you get like
you would get like more than your lifetime servings worth of some sort of chemical.
It was I can kill you. And I'm like, what the fuck
I heard? I heard that it was the Oh my god, it was
the chemical that they used to make things waterproof. And it was like in
in Prime, there's no massive quantity, there's no way, Like first of
all, there's no way that would have got released like that. Well,
there would have no way he would have been able to put that out,
especially him, Like not him. I see, this is the reason why
I would believe it. He's been so irresponsible with everything he's done. And
also, uh, I don't know the rules, but there's like a trial
period where you can put anything in your fucking style really, So like so
I've I've been a victim of like having too much melonin in those I think
I've talked about this on the podcast before. There's the Bob Marley iced teas
back in the day, and they had way too much melatonin in it,
and to the point where like I I drank this thing and slept for fucking
more than half a day because I was like, this is crazy. And
so eventually they took it out, they regulated it. There was a recovery
supplement also that I bought that had something that definitely shouldn't have been in it,
because it was the best thing that I've ever If you fucking killed yourself
at the gym and you're like, oh, I'm gonna be so sore tomorrow,
No, it was a it was a it was a miracle. I
gave my friend that he got his license suspended and so we had to skate
six miles to work and he was fucking done and I was like, dude,
take this And then he was like, bro, what the fuck was
that ship? And it was a regular thing at G and C that you
can get over the counter. And then they were gone like a couple of
months, later and I was like, were mutating. I was like,
what is this? You would have looked like some X men. Bro,
if that was happening, I would have chugged that ship, dude. I
would if I was gonna turn giant like the blue Okay, that kind of
sucks. But if I was gonna turn the giants, if I was bluing,
that's just me. No one will fuck with me though. I'd be
like, if you're a blue man, no people would have me to my
face, people would like, oh, that's a mind forter. People would
your Face'd be like what is that fucking blue freak? And I wouldrab thrown
into the sky and let him let him fuck hit the ground. People be
like, oh, that's crazy, that's that's crazy the proper response. That's
such a crazy way of dispatching someone. People haven't throw them real high,
straight up and then let gravity do the rest. That is a crazy way
to go. That's you have a you have a good like what ten seconds
to contemplate your death that you are you are a while, bro, You
are alive long enough to know you're going to die like that. Always like
the fear of falling off of something like that is high enough to where you
can think about you're about to die? Are you afraid of heights? Yes,
I'm afraid of heights, as I know I can die if I fall
off them. But I'm not afraid like to be up. Yeah, I'm
not afraid of I'm afraid of the floor being like really far away from me.
But it's the same thing, yeah, Like, what's the difference.
It's the same. Damn, it's not heights. What's the difference? When
is? When is when is the floor not near you? Chris explain when
is the floor not near you? You know, like in planes and what
are you at that moment? But it's not the height of the plane,
but it's the distance of the floor, right, Yes, so that's height.
No, No, you misunderstand. It is going other way. It's
like subterranean. Like is that that all works? Are you afraid of?
Yeah? Like, like that's the thing too. It's like if I'm underground
and the ground the floor is like really far above me, I'm also afraid
of that. That's still height. That's not height. It's still height.
That's not because you know why the floor is high above you? No,
no, no, you don't get it. I don't know. I don't
have any phobe. I'm afraid of clowns, but more scared because I might
hurt a clown. I remember, they'll make of clowns like I'm not.
I'm not paralyzed in fear, but if I woke up and a cloud was
near me, I'd be like, what the fuck is going on? Shaking
paralyzed is going on? I remember, like we Joe, I think Jane
and Joe and I had an idea when we were all living in the island
apart a bit where like I really want because I was sleeping in the living
room. That's like how we div it up the place because we were like
four people in the three bedroom and Swity just didn't care enough to fight for
a room, so we took them. But I wanted so desperately to wake
him up in the middle of the night at like three am, all of
us dressed as clowns, screaming. But even part of me, even back
then, when I feel like I was a little bit more ruthless, I
felt like that would probably probably too much. That would have traumatize me.
I might have heard I might have stabbed one of you guys, and that
would have went to jail for stabbing one of my friends. My friend was
like a clown. I stabbed him and I got scared. No, I'm
in jail forever and someone lost their son. My friend woke me up in
clown Drip, clown drip. The clown courted me, and now I'm in
fucking dale forever. What is it about clowns that white? It's that much
white? All right, that's fair? Yeah, I mean I just wondered.
I always I haven't asked enough people that, but I is this uncanny
you know, it's this uncanny thing. Yeah, dude, oh wild wild
thing I realized recently. So apparently people been talking a lot about Neanderthals.
Right, sure, what on on TikTok on TikTok. So what happens is
I've got to TikTok finally, So I'm fully addicted to that ship. Now.
Bad. I don't use my phone very much throughout the day, but
when I do use my phone, I'm often on TikTok. TikTok. Yeah,
it's bad. And my Instagram is people saying the N word a bunch
and like, yeah, vigorously homophobic and racist jokes. That's all that's all
my Instagram now, But on my TikTok, I have I follow stem stuff
and I follow on like this usually like just history and for the most part,
yeah, which is weird. It's it's a good place for me for
the most part. But so the people are talking about how Neanderthals were,
you know, how people we've thought are just just back and like we were
younger, they were like people were Neanderthals once and then like we found out,
No, they were like alive at the same time as us. Different.
Yeah, there just different. They're like a subspecies like the Joe Rogans
of the world that are like related to them. It's wild how Europeans Europeans
from eastern eastern Europe or western Italy and everything is right, that's eastern your
western Europe, that's them. Are they are very Neanderthal apparently like Spaniards,
uh, Italians like Germans are Vertyanderthal. So it's weird how they figured eventually
they ate us, they would hunt and eat us. What are you doing
eat people? All right? Man? You're getting that tic people eat people
too. Yeah, what are you talking? Well, they we didn't think
we didn't he thought they like this bread, bread, with us and they
disappeared. But no, they actually would hunt us because they didn't use dogs.
They didn't use dogs. The reason why we outlived them. They didn't
desiccate dogs at all. Not. Actually, that's like the fact they were
stronger than us, so they didn't really need the need to like domesticate animals
to kind of get their food. I gain is that kind of like how
Africa is like a like a really like like a rich places. Yeah,
it's like the best place to be, no real reason to doing it,
crazy ship, right yeah, right, that's wild that that's a that's like
a fact that Africa had so much of everything. It was like a people
you don't need to really conquer and you don't need to build it. You
don't need to build a tank. Like it doesn't get too hot, doesn't
get too cold. You have everything's rich and stuff. It's not like say,
h North Africa or say the Middle East ward it's so fucking hot that
they had to build shit like central Congo and like the middle of the like
well the just below the top is like perfect like human breeding area, which
is wild yeah yeah yeah, and like a lot of I mean you look
at a lot of the the the untouched cultures that are still around the people
like people come from the Congo. That's crazy. I feel like that place
is such an insane place for humans to be, and there's plenty of them
there. What do you mean it's a drink. I feel like people don't
live in rain like people live in rainforest. I'm aware that there are like
people on the Amazon and the Congo that lived there, but thinking about a
human being in a place that has so many wild fucking animals like gorillas are
there just walking around you just slapping trees making them? Was it? You
then sent me this fucking video of like a gorilla just slapping an ape into
the ground. Yeah, what the hell was that? The gorilla and a
gorilla. It was slamming into the floor and it was flat. Eventually it
was like it was like it was another april monkey. It was like some
monkey. It was it was a smaller epe. It was a smaller monkey
because it had like a tail. It was a monkey. But it was
just like slamming into the ground. And then at one point he just like
cracks his arm just casually and it just drags it away. I'm like,
why the fuck apes are terrible, Like, there's like it can be.
They can't be. Planning of the apes is terrifying to be now would there
is no way, There's no way. Then you have to be the strongest
caliber of human to fight off an ape. Yeah, that isn't crazy,
That isn't insane. You have to be like Hercule to fight off the week.
Yeah. Yeah, Literally, what the rock versus a silver back?
How long would the rock last? Maybe maybe that is peeling the rock and
then just sucking off him. You're just black, man, what do you
do to the rock? That's fucking insane concept A giant ape that can suck
the ethnicities out of you, That is insane. Like he takes the rock,
he shucks him a little bit, and then he's just black. He's
just black like for a while. But then you know, the the ape
gets a little hunger, sucks him one more time. Now he's just pink,
and then the rocks just shocked. But then fucking fast forward. He's
still doing action films. He's still like skin. He goes out of the
name pink rock. Oh my god, that is the most insane thing I've
never heard. Fucking life. Hey's peak rock. Oh my God, have
you heard about He's getting exposed? Finally? Oh no, not that one.
So that one was like great, that one was crazy. But I've
noticed this and I and I finally people are catching on. So all those
weirdos that make a lot of those video essays of like dumb drama, they're
all making videos about the Rock now because he's so fake. He keeps reposting
shit and saying he's doing it for the first time. So the biggest one
that right now that's going around is in and Out. Three different times throughout
the years, he's posted trying it out. I'm trying it out for the
first time, and he like takes all these pictures and all this shit,
and then people are like, dog, you said you've tried it in and
out for the first time, like twenty fifteen, and then twenty seventeen,
and then just recently. He keeps doing it because he's a fucking freak.
He did this, dude, he did this with So there's that famous picture
of him where he's like in the the black long sleeve and the fanny pack,
and uh so years ago he costplayed is that. I was like,
Oh, it's awesome, Like you know, because that shit went viral,
and then not that long ago he costplayed it and said that this was the
first time he did it, and I was like, wait a minute,
I remember him saying that years ago. So I noticed this long before,
like it caught on. So he's just doing this weird thing where it's like
a similar of attention. That's it's It's just it's a weird thing where he's
like it's a narcissistic thing, bizarre thing to do it, like it's a
look at me thing where you get more attention when you're trying something for the
first time. I've noticed this with content, Like there's this drummer from Megadeth,
the Mega Death drummer. So he keeps appearing on this channel called drum
Yo, which I really love. But the thing is, I know a
lot of the content's fake. It's like hearing Paramour for the first time,
hearing fucking the I'm like, fuck you, you can't tell me. I
don't care how metal you are. You have definitely heard fucking Paramour. You've
definitely heard the Killers, you know, but you've definitely heard the kill.
There's no way you're going to be an American. I have not heard it
was it was impossible to avoid hot fuss. You could not avoid you couldn't
you. There's no person on this plan. There's a kid in Africa who
knows, mister Brightside. Like it's like like in the in the under the
sand boy fucking with malaria and ship and they're just like there's surrounding, there's
so many flies. Open up my swollen eyes, like some water, please,
there's water in my head? Is crazy, that's what I like.
A mosquito will bite you put water in your brain. It's crazy. Can
we can we talk about how how we like in America? So I learned
this, but it was wild to me in America the way they they taught
us about Africa when we were little, and like what Africa really is like
and what it looks like because we thought it was like, oh, it's
just there's no roads anywhere. This is a bunch of black children with no
shoes on. Yeah, and then you see like Ghana it's a beautiful place.
You go to Nigeria and Nigeria is really pretty. Nigeria is an insanely
rich, fucking literally wild. South Africa is well the past it had,
But South Africa is funny because because of all of the you know, the
colonizing that went down there. Now there's fucked up like white slums that like,
it's crazy. I was talking about I don't maybe I'll talk with you
guys about it, but one time I was saying, it's crazy when you
see a fucked up street. A lot of times you're thinking damn and you
see like a lot of like trash or whatever. And then I never thought
about it until recently. I'm like, you know, they didn't build the
ship that way when it everything used to look fucking pristine, and then you
think, what the fuck happened like to it to get to that degree failure?
This failure, just a Yero maintenance. It's crazy. It's it's how
it's how I know New York is fucking huge, so it's not like that,
but they're parts of New York like that you just go through, like
the Lower East Side on the Upper eat Side, Llias is the rich Upper
Side is the like more proverse part like that constantly shifts, honestly, but
you go to parts of the l E s and it's like it looks horrible,
like how is like there Trump Towers right here? Super rich? And
then down the street there's a homeless man. Homeless man is the same thing.
It's like like across the like from Koreatown, and it's just like it's
crazy. My grandma's area is like two miles from a Century where they where
No, I'm in Inglewood, but like the street Century actually where I grew
up for the first four years of my life. I lived on Century just
uh where the Colisseum is just just where you are at, so like there
is now they've built all that new stadium and all this ship. It is
so fucking and it is unbelievably unrecognizable. It's like being in it's like it
feels like a brand new city. Like it's I was like, what the
fuck is this? And then you just go a couple of miles, you
make a left, you get on Western hit Manchester and it is fucking ass.
It looks it's the suburg Newburgh is so fund Newburgh was like the place
not to be we were growing up in like the discounty. Now it's it's
literally beautifully Why it's because it's now a directly across the river from Beacon andcon
Beacon is exploding because a lot of people from the city from New York City
are coming up to Beacon it was more affordable and colonizing that. But dude,
it's it's yes, it's I don't know, man, it's it's I
remember. I remember my neighborhood on McLean Avenue in Yonkers being like pretty relatively
nice. It was like fine, like there's like trees and like houses,
and like there was like, you know, a park that I remember going
to all the time, And just before I moved out to l A,
I went down there again with like some some friends from like third grade,
just as like hey, last you know, not last last Hurrah, but
like you know, last for a while. And we went to that park
and it was just like it's like it was tagged and like there was like
broken bottles and like condoms, and I was like, oh my god.
And then like I went across the street to like the pizza place that I
always went to, and the pizza place is still good, but the pizza
places like kind of connected on the other side of like a carvel, and
the carvel looks like a fucking it looks it looks like fallout in that car
bell. It's like the pain is like peeling, like like big sheets of
rock peeling off the wall. I'm like, yo, this is crazy from
here, from this place after church where I grew up, in the Bronx,
I've been there, and like this is probably going on. Like maybe
I promise you it's worse, Like maybe it's the Bronx. It's worst.
The Bronxes never gets better, it never gets more. Where I lived might
have gone better because it's right next to the stadium. Oh, it's right
next to a stadium, So it might have gone better. We never know,
very likely, not that that's a coin flip though, as far as
causing effect though, because like it could be better, but as a result
of that, it's almost like the Olympics, like when they build like those
of those coloseums and then like it just destroys the rest of the area.
Yeah, yeah, because I know for me, before I left, we
had soccerrow trees. There were soccer trees going down to Grand Concourse. I
don't know what that is probably one of the most famous kinds of trees.
What's that? Why are they pink? No, it's a pine, oak,
oak stone. My favorite tree is Christmas tree. Is Christmas Christmas trees?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what they're called that's what they were
called before Christmas. It's named after the tree. Actually, Jesus Christ after
the tree. Christmas name Christmas is name. Like on December twenty fifth,
every year, people just decided to start randomly putting Christmas trees into their house.
They were like, I just feel like, yeah, today feels like
a good time to put a Christmas tree in our house. And then two
thousand years later, Joe's child was born. It's like, yeah, hey,
wait, let's name him after the tree that we put in this.
Yeah, this is a dumb and us name him cry Jesus like the tree.
Oh my god, did you guys? I was talking a little bit
sweety about this before, But did you hear? Did you hear? Derek
uh Waguan Delilah? Is it real? Make? What is that? So
I this? I audibly went, what the fuck is this? Like?
I audibly in my soul it is real? I seriously, because I so
everybody. I was reading the comments of like the the most viewed video,
everybody was unanimous decision. It was like, oh, this is clearly some
AI bullshit. This is clearly some AI. Uh So when I reposted on
my story, shout out to Buntie King. He sent me a video of
the guy. Uh, snow whatever the fuck his name is snow Day whatever
the fuck that whatever? Oh yeah, the guy that the Patchwa guy.
He was just there getting interviewed and he's I understand why it happened. So
he's like a local localist essentially, because he's like a fucking he's he's look,
he's you hear the song, you know? This guy is like cringe,
right, So he's like famous in Toronto over there, like local Like,
oh this guy, we know this guy. He's fucking hilarious. He's
an idiot. And so Drake, I think just to show that like,
oh this Kendrick Beef didn't bother me at all. I'm just gonna do some
dumb ship. I'm gonna do some I'm just gonna have fun. So then
he collabed with that guy, and uh, it's easily the worst thing that
I've heard this year. And I'm trying to think of, like, what's
the worst thing I've heard in the past few years. I think this is
the thing. I think this is this is it. Yeah, I was
I was racking myra. I thought it was silly. That's why this is
silly. It is very silly. I thought it was a I. This
has to be a I. Every everybody was like in Unison like this.
Definitely, the autotune sounds so bad. It's that it's like it doesn't sound
right. It almost it's Okham's razor suggests that it is AI. Well,
it's you know, the AI is so bad because this person. So first
of all, you know, like say, there's different in different programs,
right in different plugins, they have like very uh simple settings, so people
can totally understand where it's like, you want to humanize it as much as
possible, unless you're trying to go for like a future or like you know,
you're trying to go for a specific sound. So whoever did this,
and maybe it was him himself, that fucking guy doesn't understand how that works.
And so when he put it ran it through the auto tune, he
had it on the least humanized fucking thing like he had it like it it's
it is it cracks too fast and it just sounds so fucking robotic, and
so like, oh yeah, like AI like what AI does essentially, And
so I was so fucking surprised that I'm like Drake why would you attach your
name to this? But again, I think he's just trying to be like,
well look at me. I'm I'm fucking I'm fun. Life's good.
I don't care that, Like I don't care everybody, because the more videos
that I've seen about that, the more young girls that he's oh yeah there's
been there's been sketchy behavior. Bro, I can't ignore that ship. I
can't ignore the first one. I can't ignore the Millie Bobby Brown thing,
like because like, in what universe, and I know we might have talked
about this before, Just what universe? Are you just really good friends with
a teenager to the point where you're texting her I miss you so much?
It is strange. Yeah, I can't. I can't. I don't even
begrudge knowing the person and being friendly with them, even to a degree where
it's like okay, because I don't know famous people are like that's like a
different breed to me where it's like I don't know, like that's that can
be something something weird about that where I feel like Instagram friends with them like
I would have been. But I miss you so much, Macaulay cul Bro.
They're like I have Joe Pecci, Yeah, I miss you so much.
Fucking cell phones and what I guess cell phones just started. It's just
or he's doing a l instant message and he's like, I mean I'm missing
I missed he's so much. Motherfucker, you too, motherfucker, and then
so much sends him a dig pit, and then of course McCauley's like,
that's also my reaction when I get a dick pic. Yeah, Pis,
have you gotten too too? I've gotten way more than I They just I'm
sure, I'm sure I've gotten more. But I've seen too. I've gotten
surprisingly, I have not seen any I've got. I've seen somebody's balls on
my story, which upset me. And then and then one person when I
used to have a dankulous ball, so was he probablys And I was like,
what it was? It might have been I can't remember. It might
have been his watches. This hey friend, what's up? Oh yeah,
she's she's twenty five dollars. Actually, yeah, literally, every time I
seen something like that in the in the credits, I assume that they just
forgot watches us. She's super. You realize that it throws up burns.
That's disgusting. Well, you never before. It definitely happened. Well,
just the idea of happening calmly, calmly after you decided to like unsubscribe,
the idea of the idea of you noticing something that's not bothered you so much
that makes you burn to throw up wild. Yeah, it's like, dude,
look at your hair. Oh yeah. When they were when we were
carry barbecue and fucking them, they were making the calamari. I was wretching
seeing them because I just I can't, I just I just my brain can't
imagine someone eating that. It's just disrespectful. I don't like respectful. There're
too there's some animals that I feel like that are too fucking smart that we
should just leave alone. Like you know, pigs are smart as right,
and and I look at man, I love me some pig. But if
we were like unanimously like let's stop fucking with pigs, I'd be okay.
Look, I would personally be the only person to pigs. I would not
be the only I have a bathroom in my house dedicated to just like this
latter you have an underground this bathroom. He's why he pisses and ships and
he brings in that fogs and kills them, and you can have a full
fucking rusty in your bathroom. Be like all this carbon monoxide you refused open
a window, You shut the vents on purpose. I don't know if I
could, Like, I don't know, man, I just every now and
again just like like a nice pull poor bacon on a bacon, egg and
cheese. I don't know if I could do it. It's the bacon and
cheese that might get me. Everything else about it. I don't fucking love,
but the bacon, egg and cheese is done. I already can't do
bacon. No, wait, I can do baking. Sorry, I can't.
I already can't do eggs because my fucking body's sat insane. I'm waiting
for science to fix me. I want science to fix me. Tasty eggs
all the time, and I'm like, open up a cup of stem cells
and just fix whatever's wrong. At some point they will, I know they'll
be able to correct that, because I'm like, bro, what is why
without eggs? Is weird? Especially like, oh, I went back to
my hometown. I was like, oh cool, I'm back in the Hobra.
They have these breakfast burritos that they have in the morning, and you
can't They're they're pre made, so you can't like edit them or whatever.
It's all mixed together, the potatoes, the eggs, and the ham,
so it's not like I can just take that sounds goods. It just literally
made me hungr right now. And I was like, I can't eat them
anymore. I was like, this is this is fucking hell, man,
But whatever, I can't, dude, I can for me, it's chicken.
I can't give up chicken. I can never get the one chick chicken
Bacon Like pork would be difficult, but chicken would be really chicken. Chicken
would be impossible. If we can keep like one, I would I would
say, like chicken, chicken, yeah, yeah, like we keep chicken
and broccoli. If I couldn't eat like New York style times and broccoli,
I would cry that ship. Get that ship. Is how I made it
this far, that knowing that food exists, it gives me the faith to
not kill myself. It's why it's versatility to healthiness ratios is hot right compared
to the other one. It's very hard for chicken to be bad for you.
And I just like fucking like put a bunch of terrible unless you go
fucking South, and then they will make its uddly as dude. When I
I used to there was this. It was chicken waffles batter, and I
think I gained like ten pounds. What it's called the let's not slop at
something. It's how Misky makes his his chicken tenders. Tookies from the South.
Yeah, he makes it with the uh. It's some sort of batter.
I have a particular name for the batter. But that ship is so
fucking heavy that by itself even that you're like, whoa, this one tender
fell into my stumbach sh It's so delicious, though, God, I missed
the South. I hate being there bro a single individuals. It's the weather
is, the the weather is. The word has gotten better because of climate
altering. Whether it's not as murder anymore in some areas, but then there's
other areas where it's it's complete swamp ass. Still. I hate, dude,
I hate it. I hate the people. I hate there. They've
been warped because they're there so long that they think these Southern isms that are
just insane are normal. Yeah, and it's not normal, Like I remember
spending a summer in Atlanta, and I was like, I don't want to
be here anymore. I want to go back home. My grandmother. My
grandmother was like, why do you hate it so much? Like I saw
somebody fought a fucking window and get up and start running, like he fell
out of like a third story window, and I was like, that guy
died. He didn't die. He got up and he ran off third stories.
That's really impressive to fall It was on grass right, No, okay,
well no, he was really impressive. He was fucking geeked. I
feel like, absolutely geeked up. That's what I got studied. No,
he was fucking on ya yo, he was. That's why he got up
places everyone's crazy, everyone's angry because it's there's no prosperity there. I fucking
hate Atlanta. I never want to go there again. I hope it's thinks
the open since I don't even feel I don't feel that Florida is worse.
That's what I feel that way about Florida because my experiences in Florida, and
I don't have good experiences in Florida, even like say, oh, Creator
class and ship was cool and stuff, but I was also really upset that
I was in Tampa too. Yeah. Yeah, it was like, I
fucking I just don't like, there's nothing redeemable because everything that Florida has to
offer, in my opinion, California has like and the weather's better, like
say Florida the weather when they're like, oh, Sonny, it rains and
hurricanes all the fucking time. Yeah, I think gators everywhere just flying Chrystal.
Now for Florida, you didn't flying with us, right? What do
you mean we went to create a class and didn't flying with us, right?
I think I were separate from us. You guys are there before us,
that's why. Well, I think I had for the way in.
I had to be there early. Yeah, even earlier than the way and
I think, so, yeah, dude, we got off the plane,
I think it was me Jalen. No, Jaalen got there like an hour
and a half before we did, but it was me Jalen. We were
Koe was just hilarious. K was there with us. He came to visit
as well too. But we all got off the plane and we I forgot
I had been in Florida so long. The fucking Gunky Air touched me,
and I was the hair is heavy and wet and hot. Yep, this
is disgusting. And then like it's it's a fun place. I had a
good time walking around Florida. I thought it was spending time with my friends,
but I just I couldn't live there. Yeah, it's it's the living
thing, like the it's so just what it was. It's not it's still
comparatively, That's exactly what I mean, though, it is the living thing
because there's a lot like say Vegas. Vegas is fun to visit, but
I fucking hated living it was like it was. It was nice. I
was in north which was actually nice because there was barely any people there,
so there was but then there was this desolation. It looks like I was
like, this is hell, like it is there is nothing and it's just
all brown and like it's it. It kills your soul, it kills the
creativity of just seeing vastness of death. And I'm like, bro, how
do people fucking I understand how some people like you go to summerland, you
go to the Northwest, and it's all it is the most It is the
fakest place I've ever seen because it has all it has these trees that don't
even grow at all, like so uh in Vegas, so it's like summon.
Yeah, like so no, it's more well like because if you go
if you go heading towards here, you can kind of cause South Henderson is
kind of nice like that in some certain areas, but that's more uh that's
east, that's southeast. But if you're going like say west and then just
north a little bit and there's like the Summerland area, it is really nice.
But if you go to the very top of it, it's like there's
grass fucking everywhere, and it's hilly, so you can't really even see the
fucking ship mountains. And then uh, there is these trees that don't have
any business being on the fucking west coast that have all the fucking brown and
reddish like they're fucking trees that you know, you know, trees that you
guys probably were used to seeing in the east. That's so terrible. Yeah,
it's four trees. They should not be there. I literally just there's
my friend. My friend actually had a mishka. The husky actually just passed
not too long ago. But uh, I was I was like, bro,
what this dog is. But the thing is they just have the A
C. And it's just inside all day. But I'm like, this sucks,
bro. See people do that to dogs as wild to my people really
don't understand that they're built for certain climates. Like, actually they are just
like hare man I a handful of times, You'll see. I was in
Vegas and I saw in the middle of the summer a couple of people walking
their fucking dogs in the middle of and I'm like, like, it depends
on what the person look like, because a lot of times people that do
that are insane, So you kind of like, should I say something to
them, you know, because you don't want You're not trying to get into
a fight because but those people are crazy. And the thing is they've probably
heard it more than once, so that means that they probably are being defiant
and don't care about the dog. So I'm like, I have to contemplate.
Like I saw a young guy do it, and he was in my
neighborhood, so I was like, hey, bro, it's fucking l PM.
Why are you Why are you It is fucking like two hundred degrees on
the ground, dude. I hate how hot Vegas gets Bro, that shit
is obscene. It's the the dry one hundred and twenty five degrees sometimes,
and I'm like, why in certain area it's hot. It's just the dryness
is what. Like, I don't mind dry heat, but living in it
is different. Like say, if you're visiting Vegas and then the dry heat
is fine, you can deal with it, but like living your like my
skin, my fucking I don't have uh I have. I use cocoa butter.
My skin is always moistured. People have always complimented how soft my skin
is and ship and then I was cracked up. My fucking feet were always
doesn't matter how much fucking blotion or whatever I did, cracked, always cracked.
My fucking nose bled all the time. My eyes, dude, I
never used uh drops for dryness. Bro. My eyes were like permanently just
fucked And now I never I didn't use that crazy I'm so blind. Yeah,
you'd imagine would have used eye drops, but like, I didn't use
it drop until I moved out here when we're in the middle of the drought,
Like, what the fuck? What's so dry? It's insane because I
can deal with heat, right. Well, the thing about it's Caribbean heat
versus other places heat. Right, Like, in the Caribbean, there's a
tott as fuck yeah, but there's ocean breeze all the time, and the
islands are tiny, so you get hit with like really beautiful, like that
ocean cold wind that touches on your like this feels amazing. Oh, I
missed that, but you got none of that anywhere else pretty much. It's
the Florida maybe ven near the water, even the ocean, even the worst,
the ocean breeze is like a really good, so refreshing, dude.
I missed that shit so much. That was one of the benefits of like
Whenever Whenever when we started doing Sacred and I had to go to Santa Monica
and always make an excuse to just kind of go by the water because that
breeze is so good. It's so nice, it feels so refreshing. I
had the benefit of even being when I was in La where I was before
I moved to Vegas, it was just close enough, like even though it
was about like six miles, it was enough to the the air was a
little bit different in that area, correct, just enough to wards like a
little bit cooler, and it just felt a little bit fresher and man I
used to. That was the only the only thing that when when Jojo and
I we were talking about, oh, where should we move when we moved
back here, we were first looking at uh by the beach. That was
the first thing that we're thinking. But that I was just like, it's
just not practical. It's just not it's a way, it's too far from
everything, even if I wanted to be like by my friends or be by
work. I was like, I was looking and then the options. I
was looking in Santa Monica. You don't want to go bro, I could
afford a shack. I was looking at Santa Monica. It's not That's one
of those places too where it's like you don't want to live there. I've
never spent a huge amount of time that spent like my day there and I
leave. Yeah, I've never I've never been there proper, you know,
like downtown Santa Monica, like right by the giant, fucking right by the
giant, like Bank of America where the square is like literally is like like
an Americana esque area. I know what you're talking about. That area.
I have sent time over there and it's nice as fuck right there. Yeah,
but my friends like, you don't want to you don't want to stay
here. You come here, you get something to eat, you do,
you hang out, and then you go back home. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I mean whatever. I almost yeah, it's yeah, but I
definitely I wish it was just a beach. It's a little bit closer to
us. Yeah, it sucks over there living by Riverside. Riverside, don't
know, beach. There's water by Riverside, isn't it. You probably think
of something else you're talking about, like river. There's two riversides. There's
riversides. There's a riverside that's kind of like more Inland east, and then
there's a riverside that's like southern, like south more towards San Diego, the
one you're talking about. Oh really, yeah? Is that? Is that
like a because like the city, there's the city of Riverside and Riverside County
is southeast and it is just hot ash ship over there. It's when it
starts to when you start just getting a little bit out of like you pass
Orange County to the east, and then it starts getting kind of fucking hot,
like and there's like Riverside Counties is cheap but hot, and you don't
want to live you don't want to live there unless you're just trying to get
like a good house. And then you're like, I don't mind driving into
the city. I don't want to do that. Like that was the whole
thing of let's just live in civilization, Like let's just you know, like
I'm at the point of those conversations now where like we're trying to figure because
we're at where we're we're in the back house of the parents and it's really
nice. Yeah, but where the we have to have a plan obviously,
you know, like I want to buy I don't want to be there,
like thirty three years old living back there. I want to have like my
own place, right, So we're trying to figure out like where we're gonna
where we're gonna go if we go somewhere, and I don't want to leave
California. I don't want to leave California exactly. But if she's like,
we can leave CALLI and go somewhere and get a cheap, big house,
I would definitely do that. Like I would go to Midwest get a giant
fucking house. Yeah, despite your job, huh, despite your job.
I mean, I'd let you guys know well ahead of time that I'm fucking
leaving. I want to be like, hey, guys, I'm moving next
week and just leave you guys to be fun. Yeah, but I would.
I would because I want everybody to leave. Callis so expensive here,
man. I wish everybody would go. If everybody just like, let's just
leave, I'd be like, yay, where and I'll just throw a fucking
spreadshet We'd figure out where we go. But no one wants to leave.
Yeah, it's what's the problem is because we don't have like like if we
have like I don't, we don't actually need mister Beast's levels of money.
But mister Beasts, for example, he I guess he wanted to stay and
wherever the fuck he's in, like Virginia or North Carolina. He's someone like
that where the fuck he's at. So we had we got houses for his
people, Like it was like, oh, here, let's be in this
community where he could live. They can live wherever the fuck they want.
But I guess he just like likes being over there. I love I would
love to move back because I don't know if i'd live in this city again.
I'd probably probably go to like Pennsylvania or something like that. I'm good,
I'm good with New York. I think I'm kind of well. The
thing for me is, like I know I'll be back in New York eventually
anyway. Yeah, like I'll see, like I will eventually. I'm sure
at some point in my life I will move back to New York. But
like I just said, there's no real rush for me to do that,
you know what I mean at all? I would just even the next like
ten years, Like I'm just like, probably not. I would love I'd
love to go spend time back there again for a little while, just absorb
the culture for longer than a vacer, like like enough to be like there
for a little while, yeah, and be like, man, I really
had my failure here. I missed it. I had a good time.
I enjoyed being here. And then I would just come back to wherever and
then the crocodiles gonna pop out of the fucking a sewer. Crocodile, throw
your leg off. Yeah, basically three sharks come out the and I can
fit them and leave my car. Did you see that that they found the
shark in Manhattan? Of course they did. That doesn't make sense, doesn't
surprise me. Yeah, so it's just like it's just what was right?
I was on Lexington like like out the water, yeah, the intersection.
Yeah, it's like, I don't know, man. You know, sharks
keep growing as a age. They don't stop growing. Doesn't some things?
Most things stop growing. Sharks don't stop growing. That it's not true that
it is true. I've seen sharks shrinks. Specifically, I've seen sharks in
the fact get tinier. I've seen I've measured it. Is this all sharks?
Because what about shark that are just tinier on average? They'll keep growing
relative to their size. They won't just Okay, so what about what you
do? They not die from old age. There's some animal that doesn't.
There's some animals that don't just die from old age. Turtles they do that
eventually. We just never see it. We didn't. We will just never
see it happen. I've never seen a turtle dying, yeah, because because
they live so long. That's why you've also been alive not very long on
a turtle scale of life. So that's why you've never seen one die.
If I killed the turtle at twelve. You murdered it. It didn't really
die. You murdered it. It didn't die. You murdered it. It's
more you murdered it than it died, you know, because dying is like,
oh, you just kind of expired murder did I saw a video of
some guy trying to get a care out of a crab's hand and a cab
wouldn't let go over and he just split it in half with a bunch of
that's crazy that. I was like, that's so, that's see, that's
I don't know, there's something about crabs that I'm a little bit more empathetic
towards compared to most, not even slight most. But it's weird. It's
because the it's got the they got the little mister crab's eyes, and they're
sort of they have sort of a cute aesthetic. They have sort of they
got a cute thing about them relative to insects. You know, I don't
I'll kick a lobster into paste, but like, no, I don't.
I don't, man, I don't fuck with Like, I don't know.
I think it's weird how people just prepare ship like that. Like, I
think it's brutal to the nature of how they do it. Sometimes it's crazy
because it's like we're we're not we are not like we we we're very conscious,
right, there's no need to do ship like that. We're not like
a fucking bear like mauling a moose and then just chomping on it, like
just like there's a there's a video of like a bear like just smacks the
fuck out of a moose or no, not a moose, because I think
it's too big. It's it's an elk, I think, or a deer
maybe I don't know, whatever it was. I don't remember. Elk a
pretty big too, though they are very they are very big. They're fucking
like like almost a thousand pounds or some ship like so, but the bear
fucks something up and then that thing's back is broken and then it just starts
chomping on it, and then it's just making noises. Like the fact that
the animals, the petter is able to ignore that that shit is like they
probably don't even hear it. They're like they're just humming, eating, like
yeah, I'm so happy I'm a bear climb tree and go in some human's
house and eat their porridge. If we eat other animals the way that we
eat crabs and lobsters. I feel like it would be really I think it
would people would. I think people would like, oh yeah, like we
just crack it open and crack it open and slurp it out people. People,
People would fucking stop like this whole thing like a fish like things in
the in the sea that don't make like any noises. Yeah they can't.
They can't problem, they can't make noises, and they can't smile, they
can't really emote. Yeah, they can't cry, they can't go like stop
like seeing a fucking uh. Like it's like saying when you're fish, it's
so easy to fish because you just get it and the fishes just flopping around
slap it. Like about the fact that you just put a hook through its
brain and its lip and and there's this like open that's it. And they
have do they have teeth? And we already talked about as in one episodes,
but the fact they have teeth, Bro, Colin have people teeth some
of them send yeah, consistently photos he sends me. Every now and again.
I'll get a message from Colin and it will either be about sacred or
it's like a fish with human teeth, or like a wet owl, or
just sucking some animal that he thinks I would find disturbing. Yeah, I
want it never fail. You want to eat an owl, pet owl?
You want to eat an owl? Tastes you think? Probably not much?
They're very thin. Yeah, oh yeah, they just look kind of eating
like a like a what are they quail or something? You know people quail
have meat on them. Owls aren't just as much meat. I feel like
the owls small. Oh you're thinking, okay, I'm thinking like pheasants and
ship. You're thinking of a casawaries. Bro, I all one, they're
so they look like demons. Bro It just walks up to it. Like,
dude, a million years ago, I would have killed everybody in this
building. Today they would do that. I would have had hands and I
would have tore everybody apart. You guys would have all died. And I'm
like, that's they're so cool. Color though, their color like the dark
blue and black and like the fucking like speckled feet. They look insanely cool,
but they are absolutely murderous. I think they should be blowing the pieces
happens and they can't end up with scales or some shit. Again, we
gotta take two steps back. I think we should introduce them to the American
ecosystem. Yeah, I think we should get two million castle arries and unleash
them in the middle of Ohio and see what at Lasia in middle of America.
Just start putting invasive species in America boat right right in Kansas City.
I feel like, so they can spread out and feel like, yeah they
wind, they'll like they'll win. Yeah, yeah, I feel like they
won't win, but there will be way more human casualties that there should be.
Like they'll be like, yes, seven year old stomped the flat by
castle that's today, and it's like what they killed this kid? Yeah,
didn't EMUs win, Like the fucking the Great War that was Australia is an
Australian war, where like the EMUs won, bloody. That's embarrassing. That's
super embarrassing. They just don't have the bigger and the and the and the's,
the and the just the the complete dummy mind of like shoot everything at
all costs. Like that's that's like, well, that's hardwired into American bloodline.
I guess I just think to me, it's just like you see the
idea that EMUs are and other armies Vietnam equivalent. It's hilarious, like they
they lost to the EMUs in the way that we lost to fucking yeah,
the EMUs setting up fucking crazy intricate traps. He was digging, but even
he sat up a bobby and I fell for it. Well, bugget through
the grenade back at that's crazy. The idea of an emo picking a grenade
up, you know, and it cooks it a little bit and holds it
for a little bit, it throws it so when it gets their face it
blows up cooking. These emos are insane, exactly three stupid, man,
that's crazy the idea. I don't know, man, I feel like there's
so many animals on the planet that like just like the idea that elephants just
walk around and like don't really cause problems like that, like if they're horny,
they get really angry, Like that's sad that horny elephants are terrible,
But other than that, they're like really nice, Like little baby elephants come
up to the cars and they play with them, and then my elephants like
we should probably leave. You don't want to bother the humans and alms,
like, I want to keep looking at this monkey and then they'll remember you.
Like that's the fact that they remember people years and years later in scene.
Yeah, but they don't they do. Now, that's like not real.
They have good, have great memory. That was debunked a long time
ago. It wasn't they literally have they literally have memory, like long term
memory. Now they don't. They literally do. No, that's we assumed
that because their memory was so good. But that's not what it is.
It's they have they have a hive mind. We've been over this. I
think you're right, You're right. I'm sorry, Yeah, they're it's all
the same elephant. There's one central elephant that controls the elephant. That's why
that elephant ran. Again, you were where that lady died and do you
ever see that story? This is a real story. I'm not making this
up. We're like an elephant killed a woman and then during her funeral.
Literally I think we had an episode about that pack showed up and at they
showed up and stomped on the fucking confidence ship that what did she do?
Function the fun up with the hive elephant, the main elephant. It was
like, I'm gonna get you for this. It was like a master mold
elephant. Literally literally it's like it's it's like a suspended in the air and
it's like kill humans. And it said them, Yeah, that dumb bitch
was probably she owned like one of those poacher things. You probably have,
like a thing where it's like the ivory to like so fucking Chinese people can
get boners or something. She probably did. She probably walked. She probably
loves elephant. She walked up to it and she was like, man,
I love elephants. I feel like I can only really be myself around them.
And then it whisp. She whispered into the elephant's ear. I'm a
I'm a ravenous pedophile and I I can't. I can only tell you because
I can't tell anybody else, but like, I love elephants and I just
want to tell you. And then the elephant was like it took that in,
just understood it. Just like I can't, I can't deal with you.
I must destroy I must destroy it immediately then immediately started tap dancing an
elephant deciding to be a hero for all children in the world and kills a
pedophile that'd be really cool man. It's stomping. You know. They can't
jump of course, yeah, they're too big. They's only an I can't
jump. I mean I feel like I feel like they could if they were
like you know, like the those those big statue things with legs and elden
Ring. I bet like elephants could jump if they were different than I just
feel like if they were elephants and no, no, no, no,
they couldn't jump. Yeah yeah yeah no. Like what I mean is those
fucking those buildings that have legs and then they just jumping. Like if if
if we have all we have to do is show elephants, elden ring,
show them that motion, yeah, and then show and then they'll they'll they'll
catch on the point I could jump if I do that. The person who
teaches an elephant to jump is is the basically can't they have They have doomed
the word they can. They just haven't. They haven't done it yet.
They just never They just don't know the concept of jumping because it's not in
their nature. Right, Like if we just if we just if we show
them the footage of those fucking buildings jumping, we show them elden ring and
then they grow hands and they learn how to make swords and they go around
doing that at the people. Yes, packet elephants stabbing you with a critical
strand is definitely taking you off a blade when it's elephant strength. Footsy elephants
have swords and armor and stuff like that. And running around and an elephant
needing a blade for anything, it's insane. Yeah. No, man,
they need them. They need to have their So they're smart, right,
are the smart animals? Does that mean that they have that means they have
the capacity for evil? Yeah, of course that's what they can do.
They can do vengeful things like just like uh, like killer whales their assholes
I killed grow stared me in the eyes while I was at Sea World.
It was fucking scary. It was like looking like it swam around and it's
taught wind of me the first time, and it swam back and it stayed
and literally was like, why is it looking at you like that? I
was like, I don't know you were a seal. It was like this
big bitch phraser you used caught wind of it is really funny. Yeah,
because that implies that it was talking about it like they just feed him those
little bitch ass fishes and like, you know, like this a little this
little tiny fish and he's like, man, miss sucking up seals and ships,
genetic cold, telling me to kill fucking wales. And it saw my
fat ass it was and it was you. It gets out the water and
it looks like I'll eat you. I'm let me eat you. Come here
to see that X ray of of the the whale that shows that it still
has like fucking knees. Yeah, yeah, I hate that, man,
I mean it just shows you. I'm like, take that, you Jesus,
Yeah, you fucking lover of the jew guy, Jews guy. Imagine
imagine playing that Jesus. Actually get like getting knee by a whale. It
is technically possible, old petty. It's such a little damage. It could
just eat you. But it's like, no, I'm gonna knee you.
Yeah, a whale and m m a weighing. Yeah, that really pisses
me off. Coming at two thousand and six hundred pounds. Get freaking what's
his name? Uh fucking Anderson's silva And it's like he his fifties, Like
what the fuck are we doing? Why are we letting silva? Fight this
whale. He's really old. What happened is so Mike Tyson got sick,
he had an ulcer flare up, and then so they had to postpone the
fight. He's gonna die in that, right, Broly probably so his Stormy's
gonna like implode the thing that dead lapster. Say it again, I can't
do that again. That was That was a spark of magic for real.
Yeah, that was good. That's good. I don't think. I don't
know how I did that. I don't think it was like a particularly good
version, but like like it was, it was good enough. But I
also know there's no shot I could do it again. You can totally do
it again. You got to. When you're lightning strikes once, you can't
ask him to trike again. If it does, you expect it. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, fair enough, fair enough. I don't want I
don't want him to go into that ring. I really don't want to.
I think the fact that Jake's even taking that fighters really yeah. I think
I think Jake Paul's a scumbag because he's definitely like this, uh you know,
he's just he's crazy, he's a he's a he's I mean he's obviously
a piece of ship for doing that. Uh, he should absolutely should probably
be he should be trampled by horses probably, But what one he fought one
semi pro boxer and got sucked up. He thought, like, he's not
semi pro, he's pro. You're talking about Tommy Fury, right, young
Feury is a pro. Actually absolutely, I guess he's just like he's just
young. So he's not like going after because you know boxing, he's fucking
stupid. And how they had their records travel, Yeah, like so he's
he's in the process of patting his records, so that's why he's not like
up to Yeah, he's been boxing, He's he's a he's a Fury,
So he's been boxing since he was a kid. But it was also embarrassing
for him that like Jake got even close. I think Jake even had a
knockdown. So it's like at a certain point people are starting to respect Jake
because because if you're rich, you have all the resources in the world and
all you have to worry about is training, and you've trained for four,
five, six years, however long he's been training, you're gonna get good.
Yeah, good enough to knock people out. Yeah, you're gonna get
good of Like do you feel like if your name is Fury, you kind
of owe it to you, Like you have to be about Like you can't
be a lawyer. Yeah, you can't be like, Hi, I'm John
Fury. There's no shot I'm gonna do anything else, but like something that
has to do with like combat or sports or action star or something or some
some sort of like bad ass or you gotta have some sort of bad ass
under your table. Yeah, but it's it's a it's a heavy thing to
do to a to a kid though, like say to give them like,
Okay, his name is Tommy whatever, but like say Tyson Fury. Okay,
he ended up being great, But you have to you can't. Yeah,
you can't be a pussy loser being named Mike Tyson. That's why his
last name was was Tyson Tyson Fury. Like that doesn't even sound Tyson Fury
bothers me so much. I think he's such a fucking gross box. He's
a monster, but so many things about him are just so grosst like the
way he does he just gets beat up. He gets beat the fuck so
often, but he's so stubborn he won't fall down. What a weird video
of him jerking off on a bucket of worms. Yeah, like, so
that's what they do in his part of it. You know, the Gypsy
is that they would fight. You can't say that literally the Gypsy King.
But the Gypsy Kings are a band and they're Puerto Rican, right aren't they
or whatever? Yeah, Tyson Fury, the Gypsy Puerto Rican. They're called
Romani. People don't by the way, I do want to say something.
I do want to say something. There are people a couple of we had
a cold open a couple of episodes ago where we had it. We showed
a video. I don't know who the fun made it. I don't know,
I don't know where it's from, but it's a video of the beginning,
like one of the sequences in in I was gonna say, Elden ring
just because I'm playing in uh Red that Redemption two of Arthur on the ground
denying that he's gay, and there are so many, there are so many.
You were like, this is the least funny cold open you've ever had.
This is so stupid and it's so dumb, And then other people were
like, I couldn't stop cracking up with that cold open and I love I
love that specifically dud dumbest funny dude, dumb is so funny. I mean
somebody on the ground like, no, don't say that. Like Arthur is
on the floor, like looking like he's about to die. But with the
context, Mike is saying that he's gay to Dutch, and it's like,
why is Arthur on the ground? Off the fucking why why is it so
devastating in this moment? Why is that such a homo you don't care about
it? So homophobic? He's like, we bothered. He's like bothered immediately.
What's funny about is that everybody in everyone is homophobic in that like because
because Arthur's like, no, no, I don't say that, I'm dying,
He's literally dying on the ground, and he's like, you can't,
I can't. You cannot believe that I'm gay. Don't you dare call me
that? If I wasn't dying, I fucked you. Like he's really trying.
It's bad. It's a bad thing. And I just love that Dutch
comes to the conclusion even though there's no he has no reason to believe Mike
is gay. I'm out of here, a couple of queers. He's gay,
not me the fat Yeah yeah, happy bride, but that he was
like, no one accused Dutch of Micah being gay, and I don't want
to get even didn't like, don't stop calling me gay, like, just
don't call me gay. Was good about it, like it's it's kind of
brilliantly, brilliantly written. Whoever that it's kind of like, it's so good.
There's a there's a there's an intelligence to the dumbness of it, because
Arthur is a good is a good person. He's like, he's not throwing
Micah under the bush. Probably could probably back, which is the character,
which is great. I love it. It was like, don't call me
gay. It's not funny anyway. I just realized something I failed to take
into account. I gotta read the questions. So here's you guys talking about
yourself. I'll figure this out here. My brain. My brain was like,
I guess we're gonna do questions today. I thought. I was like,
okay, I was like for sure. I was like, Chris must
have wrote them down somewhere, since they're not anywhere on display. I just
I thought that in my brain and I'm like, I'm not going to bring
it up. I'm sure he's got it. What happened really was we did
a test recording earlier. It was just a test, but it was going
so well that I was like, oh, well, this is kind of
we might as well just like keep this and keep going because I don't want
to interrupt it by going like, oh, I'll go get the thing.
And then I turned to it and realized that we we lost that recording.
Still going a panic attack for a second, but I saw that we lost
our record. I was like, oh fux. So we had to restart
again, and in that restart, I just kind of I just totally forgot
that I had to get the questions. But we'll get we'll get them shortly.
Yeah, it's all good, dude. I gotta say this. The
people that you know speaking of that that same cold open, the people that
like really don't like that, it kind of it saddens me in a little
bit to where I'm like, how do you It's not saddened, it I
guess confuses me because I guess the question is how do you enjoy this podcast?
Because I feel like that, yeah, that is what we do.
It's I don't know, man, It's it's for me. It's just like,
how could you not think that was funny? Right in my brain?
I'm like, I know, there's a lot of people that don't like,
say, for example, I've been making like a bunch of those gay parodies
on Instagram and like, say, the singer of Been sevenfold. He responded,
he said that it's better than the original, and so I was like,
the thing is, there's some people that are like so fucking immature,
and I'm like, yes, it is, of course, but it's funny.
It's still like, how do you not still find some things you know
that you know is immature humor? You know it is, but it's still
funny. And so I know there's some people. I just imagine hanging out
with those people. I wouldn't have a good time, like cause we'd be
cracking stupid fuck and jokes and what they would just be scoffing and like rolling
their eyes and shit. I couldn't imagine having friends that didn't think the dumb
shit I think is funny it's funny. Yeah, that's why, because I
feel like everyone thinks dumb shit it's funny. I feel like that's almost unanimous.
I mean it, but I get comments of people and then say again
the cold open the people that don't, So I guess I wonder for those
people in particular, I'm curious, and I mean honestly, like, uh,
what value do you get out of the podcast? Like what what?
What intrigues the question? Yeah? What intrigues you about this podcast? You
stick around and listen, but stuff like that you don't particularly find funny.
So I'm wondering what what's the value? I mean, I understand that because
like for me, it's like me posting shit like I I guess I was.
I was much edgier before. I guess when before, when I was
younger, when we were hanging out doing stuff. Yeah that like I am
now. But like people that are like super conservative that when I talk about
something like a liberal policy or say something about like you know, like a
pro gay thing or something like that, and they're like and they get mad
and bumps like what are you doing following? Like how did how did you
follow me? How did you get there? Yet? Like I'm what,
Yeah, I've like what I'm I'm I've never alluded to anything ever of me
being anything other than like a very like progressive person, and the people are
being like Swen, I can't believe. I'm like, where he's gay gay,
That's the thing. I mean, I've you're gay. I've definitely,
I've I've taken so many steps back from that. Even I try, I
try my best, even moving forward on this podcast to be like, all
right, I'll just try not to say anything, even though there's there's so
much shit going on that in the political realm, and I'm like, all
right, let's just let's just stay away from me. I would love to
talk about the crazy sting that has happened recently last week. I'd love to
talk about that. People are be like, I don't want to talk.
I don't care about that. There's a lot I'm like, fair enough.
I'm just like fair enough, Like let's just let's just make people afplets have
a good time. I know that some some of the comments like that we've
made, or particularly myself, that would probably drive some people away that were
say on the right or something like that where I said I said some very
like loaded ship to I remember I was saying something about the the media and
the and the and the fair the balance, the left and the right.
I was talking about something stuff like that. I know some people were uh,
but I say things like that because it's like, well, unfortunately we
can't. If we could have one on one, like with the people that
disagree with me, I know that I could show them my point, but
we can't do that on the internet. So basically, I was like,
well, let me just take a step back, because these people, they're
just gonna at the end of the day, if you respond with the regular
point, they're just gonna be like, well, you're gay. You know,
you just waste just waste your time. But that's the counter you're gay.
Like, well, I just type that whole thing. Don't say that.
I respond that, don't say that. That's how funny we think it
is. We've been laughing at it for like two hours. It's that joke.
I think about it all. So I just I just uh. I
installed elden Ring, fucked around with it. I beat a couple of uh
so the first time I played elden Ring. I played it when it launched,
and it had some significant bugs, and it's uh significant enough to where
I think I think. I don't know if I mentioned it on the podcast,
but so the fire Giant never went into its second phase, so like
it just was. I was like, what, so I had to look
up and see what the fight was like because I didn't even get to experience
it. What's his name? Horror low horror horlu horlu uh he when he
when he shows up, I one shot at him, which I clearly I
was not buffed enough to one shot anything. So it was like I was
like, wait, wait a minute. There were some other things happened.
I had a really huge game breaking when like gave me a bigger advantage whereat
I got I started level one, so basically I still had all of my
fucking stats all the way boosted, but I got to level up with the
little amount of runes again, so I was like what, So essentially I
got to my levels like Skyrocket my first play through. That must be nice.
It was so fucking nice, man I had to do. I didn't
do everything. I had to fight Radon before they nerved him. I got
none of the fucking runs back. The dragon didn't appear from me. That
gave you the bunch of ruins online that happened, But like I had so
many dude, the fight against Uh, I had to fight Millennia. I
did that. That shit was fucking insane. Millennia. I had, I
think I called somebody in and I just saw him gang fuck her by himself,
and I was like, damn wow. I was stand in the back
and like, man, she's having a tough time, poor lady. Damn
I would I'd help her if I was on her team. But dude,
I freaking I played that game. So I did all the sidequest pretty much
like when I went to the ending, I could It was like three or
four ending of the thing, maybe five, and I could have got all
of them, but I was just like, I'm just gonna go with the
one with like Rainy with the werewolf, dude, because yeah, boy,
that was the first one I did. But yeah, dude, I'm gonna
I started playing it again a little bit. I'm kind of stuck in a
place where where Chris was just was. I'm at the place where where you're
fighting like the dog dragon people that breathe fire, and they're those We're in
like the fucking unraveled time place. Pretty much, I forget where I even
with the Giant White the Giant White Dragon outside palace right now there your further
your further than I am in my second play through. Yeah, I played
the funk out of that game, dude, I am so my first In
my first play through, I'm only a level like one hundred fifteens that beat
at like a really low level. I thought. I thought, I was
like average people are like beating at like one twenty something, and I'm like,
I've been I've been farm and I've been fucking this. I have like
a million something runs. Yeah, because I found this. Uh, I
can't believe this still works, by the way, because I'm playing this game
pretty late. Yeah, like and Redsmen two years in the game out.
Yeah, yeah, I mean I played it back then, but I never
finished it, and so I thought this. I thought something like this would
have been patched out by now, but I guess not, because like when
you get to Moguen's Palace, there's like this great farming spot immediately right there
where there's like a bunch of sleeping those gross frog looking people do the cartwheels.
But then like on the other side of like this cliff face is like
this big red demon bird thing and you can just target it and shoot a
crossbow at it, and it will look at you and run and fall off
the thing. It's like eleven k a pop And I'm like, dude,
I'm gonna do this for I'm gonna have a whole stream and I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do that for as long as I possibly can before I'm too bored
to continue. I mean, at a certain point, it doesn't see.
The thing. The thing that's also so annoying about the Souls games is it
only you can only be so powerful, like meaning that the thing that will
really give you the advantage is a lot of buffs and stuff that was really
so like even when you like, if you're saying all your stats are all
at like sixty, let's just say whatever. Let's just say for sake of
argument, it doesn't make that much of a difference. Like say, if
you're fighting a boss or something like that, you're still you're only doing like
the increments of like the multiple case there. The multipliers are so insignificant really
that like, uh, say, I remember the first time I learned that,
uh playing Dark so was the first one I farmed. There's the dragon
on the bridge, yeah, and then how it blows fire and kills all
of those fucking enemies that are on the bridge. So I farm that ship
for hours. I'm like, dude, I'm gonna be so fucking like,
I'm gonna be so op. It barely did it like it helped me in
like in the in the beginning areas and then after that because everything gets still
like one shot you. It's really more about like, yeah, I just
want high. There are certain stats that I didn't acclimate properly, so I'm
trying to make up for those. Want better intelligence, want to use your
cause you can make where you can make your katana a magic one as well,
so to scale with intelligence and dex thirty so you have your moon veil
and that at like really high. Damn that's what I did. Yeah,
I need better, I need I need to go harder on our cane,
harder on dexterity, and harder on intelligence. Those are the ones that I
did and figure it doesn't hurt either. Yeah, maybe my priority because I
always use a fucking slashers like uh yeah, dude, fucking uh so my
second playthrough, so now I'm dual wielding uh Millennia's fucking blades. It's so
cool. It's so long as so long I didn't find millennium. It's so
you didn't because he did. He didn't do the extra stuff that's fac millennium.
It's fucking annoying. I don't know how to get to her. You
have to look it up. I guarantee the amount of people probably found it
on their own was probably less than a percent. And why say that,
because it was the same thing when like when finding out that you can go
on a date with Carlax, Carlac, what hell is Carlax? But like,
but Carlak, when you find it go on, it was like I
forgot the percentage. I think it was like three percent or it was something
so low that I'm like, well, people just didn't Finally he went back
in the game to be able to do that, because you got to go
to the diner where you meet that guy first, you have to meet his
brother first, and then you go to the think where you meet him against
you meet him in part two the first time, you have to meet him
again, and when you get to the balls gate proper right, I didn't
go on a date with her, and I was like, damn, dude.
It was one of those things, and like the way the things you
have to do to get to her, like there are certain things you have
to do to get in certain areas. That is so there's it's very shot.
You're finding the ship yourself. I like that stuff to be fair,
Like, I just I don't know. I just when I was playing initially,
I was so like enveloped because I really like, like, I don't
know, there's something about that world that's really cool. I just forgot.
I forgot to look things up. There's a lot of really really cool side
stories, like when you be blind. Blin is such a cool fucking dude.
I think I did blind stuff. Did you Did you fight him?
I think I fought him? Yeah, you fight him? You gotta,
I think, guy, I'll look it up. I'll figure it out.
You used to have a nude mod for him or I'm thinking maybe or maybe
I had a big tity mod for Millennia. I had that for sure.
I didn't do I don't know why I didn't do that. Bro wrong with
me. That's and I don't know why she's naked already? Is she?
Yeah? The second part affect is naked. Oh my third playthrough, so
I finally I put on Yeah, I mean I get it. I hate
this guy that I'm finding or like I guess I'm not fighting this guy yet
necessarily because I'm at Mogue. But like I I I went to mog because
I was stuck at that fucking the wolf, that stupid death beast thing that
is insane or something. Of course you beat the game, that's a wild
fight. I hate him informed two, he's he gets a little crazy.
It's a little crazy. He's I'm like, what what is why is he?
Why is he so agile? That's a big fella, he reminded me
of It's not the same at all, but just in the surprise of the
agility. There's the dancer and uh in three two or three three, and
like say, it's just it's so. I was, like, it's so
the design of the design, like the there there there there, what do
you call it? Their their reputation, whatever they do, like their their
sequences, Like I just applaud those people that make that ship because they always,
no matter how good you are, they're still gonna catch you off fucking
guard. And like I it's so, it's there's something about that that like
I'm like bravo, and I feel like I'm so locked in, like no,
I got this, and then they do something that's on top of you
and you're like you're like, what the fuck? It really bothers me.
It's like some enemies will have this this way of swinging that's like just slightly
like the wind up and Marget dude market the first fight, he's so good.
I was like, I was like, that is so cool because like
you're like, are you ready to dodge? And then he hasn't even swung
yet and you're like fuck and then he hits. I was like, yeah,
that is so I love that. I like those fights, like Godrick
and Marget are fun fights in Dodric is a really really good first fight.
Yeah, really solid, like of the first fights that I've seen in those
games. Like that's a really solid one. Yeah. I still got to
get back to I want to finish second row now, like once I'm done
with Elvien ring or like when I beat it quote unquote when you beat when
you beat the game, can you do the other? Yes? Something you
missed something something and after after you burn the urg tree, So don't burn
urree. I already did that, did that already? The fire Giant everything,
Yeah, the fire Giant. I got in one. I didn't even
that was confusing. You can finish the game now, Chris, I want
to get mo. You have to. It was easy to you. For
the DLC, you have to beat mok Oh you do. Yeah, I
didn't even know that. I'm pretty sure at least that's what I've been hearing.
And I've heard you have to go to his thing. You have to
go to his thing, and that's how you enter the DFC. Yeah,
I already started a new game. Plus I'm not gonna be able to do
it my main character. I'm really sad about that. Yeah, I'm on
a new game three and so that's but for the purpose of three though,
I just put on a trainer because I want to see how much I can
break the game. Where I already there's a lot that you can't do is
so much. It's because basically one of the things I can fly now,
so I can just go wherever I want. And so so what I did
was I god damn one thing that I did is I wanted to see how
fast I could get to the ur tree. I wanted to see, like
what would happen if I get in that area and do everything just turns in
a fog. It's so funny. So I just went up, up,
up, up up, and like just skipped a lot of ship. I
was like, cool, I wonder if they're gonna let me roam by the
like the center of the you know, where the castle is, and by
the no I did everything just turns in the fog and like fuck, So
I was trying to I want to see how far I can push it,
how much I can skip and see what happens. So I'm just kind of
sucking around. Now. Yeah, another thing, But if you want to
go back and do all the missions, you can't burn Ner. Yeah,
well all right, that's fine, all right, of course, yeah,
yeah, okay, I think I streamed that too, so you could have.
You could. So Radon's Fight is the beginning of like a lot of
plotlines like once, well it's over now I already did the tree or whatever,
but uh, anyway, let's let's move. It's becoming an elder ring
cast yea, which I mean, I don't mind, but I love that
game. I gotta play it again. I just I did so much of
it that I'm like, dude, I didn't even know. I'm like one
hundred something hours anyway, And I just figured out that you could down those
turtles, the giant turtles. I had no idea you get the essences?
Why do you get the essence of the characters? Like yeah, you get
to like duplicate their remembrances or something. But like I didn't fucking like I
just thought there was like, oh cool, like and you go up to
them and they don't fight you, so I just kind of assume it's like,
oh, it's like yeah, environmental. I don't know, it's just
like a thing. That's the thing about like these games or designed, you
know, with with the uh Miyazaki was saying that that because of the way
that he absorbed those types of stories, there were like huge plot holes and
he would fill things in like I'll figure it out myself, like so he
would, you would absorb like fantasy and sci fi ship and he couldn't really
read English that well. So then he designed the games in that same way
where it's like, hi, you guys, you guys work together to fill
in the shit yourselves. That cool. So in the way that you're gonna
there's it's cool, but then there's some significant I feel like it shouldn't be
that for significant stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, and there's a lot of
significant things to where like say, if you want to get to the very
top of the map, for example, you can't, like it's so dumb.
There's a lot of stuff like the animal. Well, it's kind of
like that too. That's like that a good game? How is it?
I love it? Yeah? I think it's great, really fun. But
it's like that's like a platformer like Metroid of anything, but it's it doesn't
tell you anything, and there's some stuff in there where I'm like, how
the fuck was I supposed to know? A lot of it is surprisingly intuitive,
to be fair, like it is. It's really good in the ways
because if you just it's kind of like Eleanry where it's like if you just
if you're stuck on something, you just go somewhere else and then you'll you'll,
oh, you know, you'll think of it, yeah, or you'll
find something that you need. It's it's really well designed. But then there's
certain points where it's like, oh, you have to go here and use
the flute at this corner of the map specifically, and do it in this
pattern, and then it'll take you to this secret and it's like all right,
yeah, let's relax. That's the metro of Van of Curse Man.
Anyway. They don't go to play those games. You just play them.
You're like, what the fuck? How it's like links to the past,
the fucking finding that random hole to blow the thing open to finish the game,
or that pissed me off? Or is it links Links Awakening? And
I was like, I fucking hate this game. Yeah, I don't remember
that, but to be fair, I haven't. I mean I should.
It was my favorite one, but Links Awakening I really liked. But that's
full of that stuff too, where it's like, how that's how you finished
the game you gott to blow up a random hole in some place to go
to the final party. Again, I don't I remember that, Like I've
beaten that game probably like ten times, to be fair, like I have
one of them. It's I think it's Awakening. That's if you're Links Awakening
is the weird like there's a lot of ship Well that's the Yeah, that's
the love that game though. That game is really that's definitely my favorite.
It's a really really good game. Man. It's it's fun to play now,
Like we put it on right now it would be a good time to
play. It's a fun game. I gotta finish it very good. I
say that. Well, it's about of some questions from our patrons over at
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Oh yeah, we have some that we have plans for the merchant We also
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the different types of stuff that we could do. We were thinking about and
I won't tell you that I won't necessarily promise this yet because I sself have
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it. Maybe that'll be like an extra AMMO or something. It doesn't need
to be like a core part of like every episode or anything. Maybe we
can't. Maybe we could just have a segment where we open one one thing
if we if we get a decent amount, what do you call it?
Anthras? Oh my god, so do not? How did you get it
through? I feel like I feel like I feel like anthrax is so old?
How did you make new Anthras? Find it? Where did you get
it from? How did it was it knocked? I feel like that's like
the main thing that they detect for, like substances and ship. So it's
like you did a really shout out to you, dude, shout out to
you. Thanks. I'm gonna die. I'm just gonna call my girlfriend until
I'm missed. I'm not gonna go back the open with a mask ass,
but we'll definitely. Yeah, that's you know where there's gonna be a lot
of new stuff anyway. Let's start with this guy. I'm coming on a
minority green day. Oh green gay, it's not exactly necessary. That's not
inherently gay, though, I'm gonna come on, a minority. Yeah,
it has to be a gay minority. I'm coming on. I mean,
I guess, yeah, you gotta you gotta gotta be specific enough because it
could that could be completely hetero sexual situation. Yeah, yeah, not enough
gay enough. Try again. In fact, I think about it. I
think this is exclusively my experience. What's what's what's popping? What's popping?
Swearic driss and tweeny. I don't. I don't like. I started watching
the o G X Men before I watched ninety seven, and I've been enjoying
it immensely, But I don't have a lot of knowledge when it comes to
X Men. So this question is for Derek and Sweeney, like they know,
I have no idea. Is there a reason Jean Gray doesn't have an
alias like the others. Scott Summers's cyclops logan is Wolverine, Remy uh lebow
is gambit, et cetera. Yeah? Is there a comic reason or did
they just enjoy doxing her in every fight? Well? She was. She
was called Marvel girl. At first, my name, my name out loud,
and then she always nuts. She always goes dude, dude. Jean
Gray is a very confusing character because Jean Gray was such an ill used the
character for a long time in comics. Oh yeah, she just like she
could only lift like a telekinetic thing to lift like a ball or like maybe
a tire intindio. She was so pathetic and then they just gave her the
wildest power buff It made her the Phoenix that she went out and destroyed like
a few suns. Yeah, what's so dumb about that? Though? Is
she Okay? She was basically second in command, and you know she was
essentially almost a class five, right, Like she's pretty much extremely powerful as
far this kind of muman. Yeah. And the thing is that that annoyed
me is if you're gonna talk about nothing about this stuff, Chris No,
such a hole in my knowledge because I just I didn't. I didn't.
I found the idea of super superhero teams specifically very lame because I would associate
them with like Spider Man and his amazing friends, or like I loved that
show when I was little. I watched it when I was like thirteen.
That s it sucks. When I was like, that's crazy. Ever I
hate it because it was like I hate because Spider Man lived in this fucking
fortress. I was like, this is so stupid. He was taking out
what Iceman and Firestar. I was like, that is I didn't feel like
because obviously X Men wasn't like that, you know, just watching it.
Yeah, yeah, I'm I know it's I know it's not like that.
But like when I was a kid, I just kind of thought, like
the idea of like a group of heroes getting together. I don't know,
I just thought it was kind of like inherently very just it's I liked the
more focused. I liked Batman being like Batman, and and and you know,
Superman being Superman and and you know, uh uh spider Man being spider
Man, even to the point where like the Justice League itself, I remember
being like, no, I liked it because I liked me. It gives
me a because what happens. I don't always like the main character. Of
course, I love spider Man. It was my favorite character. But like
I liked how it was like there's Wolverine, who's like Edgy. There's the
different kinds of characters were more like diverse. I like different characters, different
moments for the most part, Yeah, I around to it. I just
I think X Men has always been that thing where it's like I feel like
it's one of those things where it's, yeah, you just did, I'm
just too late for this. They're truly the most interesting characters though, like,
like genuinely genuinely, like even like Kurt Wagner by himself as a character,
it's like, fucking Nightcrawler is awesome. Well, what's more interesting about
it? It's just like that they're you know, they're mutants, and it's
not like they didn't have to do some like dumb origin story of how they
got their powers or some shit like that. Yeah, it was just like
these people are and it was in a way that it was I guess.
And it's cool though, but like it's ran in a way that it's like,
damn, if this was real, this is probably how it would go
down when you think about how our world is now and how fucking like it
is Pride Month, for example, and the pushback you gift for something as
stupid as that, where you're like, yeah, I think that even in
a lot of sci fis, it's the logical conclusion, Like say, even
in Mass effect where you have the option of us doing a synthesis with the
with the machine with the reapers or something that's like an option where we're gonna
we're gonna mold with them, and then we're gonna enhance it. And then
there was all these guys like I ain't gonna get in hand with these damn
machine you know, like to do it either the whole thing. I would
tell I would get rid of any cancer cells in my body. I would
be efficient. You're insane. I don't know. But so is there a
reason that she just doesn't have a oh yeah, so like about that,
Like it's it's kind of in the same way where here's the name that we
had before, it doesn't make sense now because it's too on the nose,
like, uh, she was Marvel girl like kind of like a miss Marvel.
And it's like, you know how there's something else I'm thinking of where
yeah, like they've changed they'll change names because it's like too on the nose.
And to me, it just feels like they just never to me.
It almost they never got around to it. I don't I don't have the
specific I don't have the specific answer because I actually would like to look that
up and be like, why didn't they just do it? Yeah, that's
strange, Like, why didn't they just do it? Because I always thought
that was a little weird. Where's her? Where's your code name? Yeah?
Captain Marvel's strange. I liked in I like, what's that character?
I think his name is like doctor detective comics is real over on over in
d C. That's their Captain Marvel, detective captain Marvel, bro what you
doctor? Like, what is your name? Didn't have doctor? Detective,
detective, captain, lieutenant. It's like, what did it ever bother you?
And this might just be like maybe a slight little tism for me,
but uh, did it bother you? When people would say d C comics
because it's like saying detective comics? Comics? Yeah, I mean I don't
know, it just does get it. I shouldn't bother me, but it
does. I I understand why it would, but I don't care enough about
comics even Yeah, you know, first of all, I just felt like,
I'm like, it's change your name detective comics, like you don't you
don't do detective comics anymore. That's what I think makes it kind of okay.
Because I don't even think d C stands for Detective Comics. I think
it just stands for I think it is just DC. Like that was just
d C. It was Detective Comics at first, of course, but like
because it was, it wasn't. I don't know if it was Batman first,
but it was. I know before it was deep there was Doctor Detective
Comics. It was, it was just Tective Detected. Yeah, it wasn't.
They were They weren't superheroes yet, that's yeah, yeah, it wasn't.
And then they got into it, and then they made supermans like that
got made all that other gay ship. Yeah, it was lady getting your
groceries unbelievable in the middle of our show. Should we Should we tell her
and consider it? Tell her to shut up? Bro? What's over the
construction around here? Man? Like they've been They've been buzz sawing every funning
building. They're building a bunch of ship over in this area. That's why
I think I think they're gonna put a Trader Joe's right by my house.
Oh really insane. I don't know everything up, dude. There is where
I on the street that I live on, Glen Oaks, Essentially uh,
there are two churches next to each other. I've never seen it, because
I've seen churches on the end of each block, but I've never seen there
literally next to each other. You know, it's crazy, genuinely insane.
I think only one apartment, no, I guess, well, this one
and the last one that it was in. But like our first Glendale apartment
was right next to a church. I remember because we had that when Lyle
came over that one day to do one of his sketches, Kyle, Oh,
we forgot the Oh, we forgot the prop gun in the car and
then they had to go grab it and it was parked in front of a
church. And the imagery of him like outside of a church is only fucking
funny. But it was like right next to our building, so that's crazy.
And then the next Bourbank apart, it was across the street from a
church, and it's just like, dude, there's so many, like you
have a really high likelihood of moving into a building that is right next to
a church. For whatever reason, they're like there are more churches than there
are McDonald's. Praise God, Keep your kids away, Keep your kids away.
They're like fucking in front of the door and it just reaches out to
you. It's like that God, God, God, it's like that fucking
house creature that you fight in fucking Final Fantasy seven, the house, Oh
my god, the one that's literally a fucking house that it's funny, it's
sane. Dude, you haven't played who you played Rebirth yet? I'm up
to the gold Saucer. And then I just got like I saw all these
mini games and I was like, I'll finish it, but I get it
down. That game is a lengthy fucking game. I have a habit of
just if a game is like really long, I will put it down and
I will finish it years later, like many years later. Did you finish
the first one? Right? Yeah, I finished the first one a couple
of weeks ago. I think I finish I finished the first one, like
I think the week before Rebirth came out, because I was like, all
right, I guess I'll finish it. But I did play a lot of
it when it first came out, but then I was just like, I
don't know. I got to a point where I was just like, it's
not clicking. And then once you know, yeah, I just get that
way Prey was another one where like I played Prey for a good like thirty
something hours or like something like that. It's a little bit of an issue,
man, some sometimes I put it down. I'll come back to it.
I can't put a game down if I'm playing it. Yeah, but
I can if I buy games like Crazy though. That is true. Yeah,
yeah, but I have to literally, well, you also exclusively play
games that you want. Well, I would imagine, right, I don't
know, because why wouldn't wouldn't sense it? For your job, you have
to play games mighty not exactly want to play. Yeah, there are games
of an experience for sure. Yeah, it's it's not necessarily that I don't
like those games or anything. It's just like if I wasn't doing Sacred even
Red Dead Redemption two probably, like at the time that it came out,
was probably a game that I wouldn't have played because I just like ash.
Yeah, I didn't play that first. I thought I was playing fucking king
Heart, Kingdom Hearts and fucking Spider Man. Dude. Going from Kingdom Hearts
the fucking Red Dead two was a fucking that shit is why That's why I
hate Kingdom Hearts so hard. Now because I was just like, this game
is ship. It's just like Ship. As soon as I pretty much turned
I don't know, I was in the middle of high school. I was
like, I don't like Kingdom Hearts anymore. It just didn't. It didn't
it didn't scratch the itch. It was I like the concept where I was
like, man, it's just so cool, like these characters that I grew
up with. But then I got a little older and I was like,
kind of, and to be fair, I've never been like that huge of
a j RPG, Like like I've never been gotten tougher to play the older
I get, the older I get, they become tougher to play because they're
just they're just written in a way that I feel like no one interacts,
like in a way like no one interacts like this, Like what the fuck
is what in my experience? What is happened? I don't know. That's
not the problem. I think it's fine. That's like my huge problem now
because you play a Western RPG Balder's Gate, the way pe would interact is
real, like it's like it's heightened. It's realistic, I guess, but
it's real relative to the world. They're in. What I mean is like
I don't necessarily mind there there being like a heightened kind of way of I
feel the way about like a lot of movies too, where it's like there
aren't really many movies with realistic dialogue, and that's not necessarily a problem,
right, you don't want that actually, right, Well, sometimes it's sometimes
it'll work, like sometimes a movie will be centered all around that and if
that's the vision, cool and you know, maybe they can make that cool.
But like, I just think it's okay to have things that are either
like punch me and I bleed. It's not something that a fucking person would
say, you know, I bled. I think it works. I think
Final Fantasy seven does a really good job of finding the middle ground between like
JRPG R the Western RPG like dialogue wise, it's the most successible one that
I've seen, like as far as like how they write it, it's like
this is very good, but exactly, I think they wanted that audience.
Oh yeah, for sure, they wanted more of a Western audience because of
they blew up over here. It was a good game over there, but
it blew the fuck up in America. That's why the PS one sold so
much is because of that console. In that game, it's like wildfire because
of it. You know, one thing I noticed about older g RPGs that
I played, since they didn't have any audio dialogue, it was way easier
to just digest and once people started speaking. And then, because like I'm
saying, I'm also not like the biggest fan. There's a lot of animes
that I enjoy, but I don't enjoy most of them, and I enjoy
most of them because of how like Jesus Christ, like, I can't like
some of the ship. I'm like, Okay, the women sound like cats,
like they're so high pitched and like, and I'm like, bro,
like, I'm watching my fucking my roommates that I moved from Vegas. They're
just on the couch and living room watching and there's like a girl going yea,
and I'm like, are you not like annoyed the ship and they're just
like hmm, this is this is so good and engaging, and then all
the guys like it would be like trying to watch it would be like trying
to watch something that people insist is like breaking bad. And then the main
character sounds like SpongeBob That's that's what it's like. That's what I mean.
Like, so I watch like a I'll watch like a you know, like
a I'm the one who knocks exactly like a full metal Alchemist brotherhood, and
there is like one of that in that right, yeah, And I'm like,
this is great. But if like, you know, there's the what
was it Armstrong sister, like she's all like a badass. If she was,
like I would be, I'm not, you know, sincerely, and
I know, to be fair, this is this is more about I forget
Olivier. Yeah, Olivia, my wife broad. I think that's actually why
I gravitated towards Dragon Ball a lot. And to be that it's like English
dub is. It exists in two different paradigms. There is the Americans perportation
dragon Ball Z, wherever is super hyper masculine and like fucking metal and ship,
and then there's dragon Balls in Japan where Goku was wasted by a woman
it's supreme. And then the fucking ambience. He sounds tired and when he's
excided that the first time, I remember laughing my ass because you were watching
Dragon Ball Super in the house and he said that, and we were all
just awright. I just couldn't believe. That's the first time I saw that.
I was like, what the fuck is going on with the kid Kai?
Why does he sound so tight? There's Yeah, I don't know,
man, be honest, is there you know how there's a handful of voice
actors that do a lot of ship in America. Yeah, Like it's the
same in Japan. Yeah, so there's this one guy that does a lot
of it's actually worse in Japan, dude. So here's my thing, and
maybe it's there's a correct analysis. There's this one guy. I'm assuming it's
the same guy that's in everything, and he has the same fucking deep voice
money money, I'm like. I was like, I was like, that's
the same guy and every they've watched, so many they've watched, so I
was like, bro, that it has to be the same guy. Either
that or everyone's mimicking the first guy that they probably very likely before his actors
in Japan they worked till they die for real, they do, yeah,
and then they never starting to happen in America as well. With characters,
just people just voice the character until they die. Everybody like they voice because
eventually you changed characters, you know, like eventually Mark Hamill was like,
I'm not really going to be joking anymore. Just step back. Yeah,
that took a long fucking time. Granted it was like twenty No, No,
that's Mark nearly thirty years. Mark Hamill is probably right. Mark Hammel's
what like ninety eight, you know he was, you know, he was
twenty in Star Wars. It looks pretty good. It has seven Star Wars.
He looked that bread at nearly fifty. He looks like a little boy.
Luke Skywalker in the context of his story, being forty nine years old,
he's how old is Vader's decrepit, Vader's in a fucking school. Vader
how old? How older? Is fucking up? And Uncle I want to
go out and explore the world. It's like, Luke, you're forty nine.
Luke, get the fucking fucking out out. That means obi Wan would
be dirt. It's so funny how you think about if you watch the prequels,
right, and Obi Wan's a young man in the prequels and then by
the next series he's oldest shit fucking It's like, how'd you get losing the
force to make you aide that bad. I mean it's it's like it's twenty
years. That's not that's too He's get you and McGregor right now, and
it's twenty years. Look like, it's so funny. I thought about that.
I never thought about it. Literally was confused. I was like with
the timeline was explained to me. I was like, he think about it
for two seconds and you just stop because well, no, he's really stressed
out. No, he definitely is. Extremely he's canonically quite streme when they're
doing in an animated universe, like when he fights them all and rebels.
Yeah, he's elderly. I'm like, bro, it's been like ten years.
It hasn't been that long, and he's I don't know, man,
maybe he has it's like a George Lopez situation, you know, where he
just like Lopez looks George Lopez has aged. George like if if milk could
be milked and that milk and age, that's that's what happened. Look some
remilked milk. I mean, it's bro, that's that's drugs. That's straight
up drugs. Oh yeah, it's it's drugs. Is this No? Mexican
people when they don't take care of their skin. Their skin gets so fucking
eroded. It's really bad. He laid out in the desert for forty nights
and forty days. It's really really crocodile the whole time. He is on
drugs. I don't know why they have, like Mexics have those acne scars.
They get so bad. It's like a thing, like they get acne
scars. Really people, how people know? I don't know. It's they're
blacks. My glasses really but usually DARKSI people don't have it. Just in
general, we don't really, I haven't seen very many people. I mean,
I will say because like what you're saying sounds kind of ignorant to me,
But at the same time, I will support it by saying, my
mom's partner had acne scars. Uh hispanic uh Adris Elva uh George. Like
I said, when I say he just I meant Edward James almost yeah,
not not that yeah James almost. So there is something to what you're saying.
But I also feel like I've seen black people with acne and they have
like white heads. It looks like globs come on their face and that's it's
hilarious globe. But what exactly is the scientific measurement, like the the exact
measurements of a glob. What is that? A gloss is a drop that's
not water. Anytime a drop isn't water to glob, it's a glob,
good old glob anyway. That's why Geene Gray's yeah, that's why. That's
what you guys said. Not that why. In person, it's gonna be
bad. These questions are gonna get that. Maybe an hour forty eight.
Let's try again. I gotta I gotta start. I gotta put a timer
on my phone or something or not a timer, but like a clock,
just so, just so I have a better idea of how long we've been
at it. Sadist substance. Okay, it might become rooten. He says.
Hello, piss one, piss two, and piss prime. I hope
you're all doing all right. I guess I'm pissed prime because the lore,
Yeah yeah, because a lore, the pisslare is is deep and vast going
Up'll do a bunch of quess like, Lily, how much piss do you
drink? Do you like pistol? Piss? And I'm like, why y'all
doing this? Dude? Tell her some respect? I get it. She
likes pissed. Leave her alone. I get it. He says, here's
a hypothetical you somehow upset a spirit or a witch, and thus you are
now cursed to grant speech and human level intelligence or sentience to the next three
inanimate objects that you touch with your hands. What do you would what would
you touch? What would you go out of your way not to touch?
Thanks for the show, pissing pissers stories. I would. It would have
fucking Yoda's guys a month, So I would immediately go, like Alexa,
call the nearest friend, right, I would tell them, like, come
over, open the door for me, please, And I would. I
would make it my absolute mission to touch a gun. Absolute because I just
want to know how it feels. I want to know, Like if I
want to know if if a gun could feel, would it would say a
death god? It would listen, you have just created a death god for
like maybe eight minutes until read and then just because I just want to see,
I want to see. I would. I would obviously not loaded,
but like I would, I just want to see, like how, like
what what would the personality of a gun be? So how alive is this
thing? Can it like walk human level sprout like it says human level sentience,
So sentience kind of implies that it's just like it's just capable of understanding
for the sake of for the sake of building on this, it can speak.
I would touch the sandwich and then eat it, and then eat it.
Your screams will wreckt me. Thank you screams. That's that's your psychopath.
I would, I definitely would. I would touch my dick first,
and I want to I want to snitch on you about all the funks that
you've beat off to. Tari's gay he watches food, no watch. I
watched Dojin, not watching Jojo. Dude. I only watched Dojin, not
food. I want to watch food. Dojin. Dojin is like porn comics.
I thought I was better than people i've been So this is this is
Lord. Don't till you watch that you reread it. This is Lord.
This is Lord for me, right. I have been reading the same porn
comic since I was sixteen years old. It's not even like an anime one.
It's like one that I found when I was like fourteen. And this
ship is fucking hot, and I beat off to it and then I've been
watching it for years and now I'm older than all the characters that are in
it. They're like in their mid twenties and I'm fucking thirty now, and
I literally on my on my backup Twitter, the one that no one knows
about. I messaged the artist and I was like, bro, you gotta
speed this shit up, man, I'm a grown ass man now. Yeah,
he got it, like, you gotta do some. I'm starting to
feel I'm starting to feel a little uncomfortable, weird because I remember like I
had one, exactly only one comic like that, I have one of these
problems my whole life, and that's it. But I never I never ventured.
Really it was that's a good one. And then I never bothered to
I never bothered to find another. It's weird to hear you guys say this
because you guys are a lot younger, Like I'm like, got like six
years on you or something like that, and I was already in the digital
age and never looked back. When I was a kid, like there was
no like, oh papers and ship like there was. My mom had sports
illustrateds which were nice, the swim Street editions. We were cool. But
those were just cool to look at. You know. It was already like
say, all right, we're gonna go on the internet. For me,
it was I found on the internet. I found it on the internet.
It's a digital one to touch a porn comic well even okay, okay,
so it's digital. But what I mean is it was like it was like,
I don't know video. I was I graduate. I went to video
and never looked back. I watching for years. That's why. That's why
I'm like, I'm so because it's been years, and like he doesn't post
enough. He posts like maybe like once every second when you keep up with
the artists. Yeah, I know, I've messaged him. I like,
Yo, seriously, I can't even ry up. Funny bro. It's called
I think it's called Cheer or something something like that. I think it's just
called I haven't I haven't read it in years. But it's like it was
Er the Fraser something like that. It's literally Fraser is a spin off of
Cheers, which I had no fucking idea he was on Cheers. Literally,
I didn't give a ship, Like, never watched you didn't watch Chears.
No, I'm a minority, but I have an old grandparent. That's why
she loved Cheers. My parents did not watch. They watched like they watched
The Parkers Seinfeld King of Queens. Fact that your parents, the fact that
non black people watching the Parkers feels insane. Why because it's such a niggle
or gented show. It's so black, Like Moesia isn't too black. It's
a black show. But I didn't like Cheers is like Parkers is very black.
That's a black person. And that's why it also feels weird hearing a
black man, even your grandmother, because I know Cheers was like one of
the most popular shows at it's time, but it was such a so I
guess I can excuse her watching it was probably like musty TV she watched.
So I watched it by by facts. Okay, fair enough, fair enough.
That's why I watched sucking Mash and like I watched my grandpa and my
grandpa, my grandpa'd be like, it wasn't like this. It was hell
and I'm like and I'm like, okay, Grandpa, like what the It
wasn't a comedy. But the thing is that they because obviously we know,
we know why Mash existed, they tried to make light of the fucking horror
that was a situation. But I like my idea of pointing that out.
It wasn't like this comedy comedy Vietnam. It was like twenty thousand people committing
suicide and and I'm like seven, and I'm like, it wasn't funny,
Grandpa. It's like no viet coom scream real loudly. Yeah. It's also
not what bars are like in Cheers. It's not as friendly. Sometimes you
want to go with everybody you know that was my name. You should not
be at a bar so they know your name. Yeah, it's like going
there that they know. That was the worst. I remember, like I
became a like people started recognizing me at a bar that I went. I
was like, I gotta, I gotta stop coming. I'll still go,
but like now I've cut back a lot, a lot. I didn't even
drink really that often at all. I just like I liked going to the
bar. I can't remember the last time I drank. I'm being honest,
that's fair. I don't drink at I drink a drinker. Maybe with you
was last time I drank. Last time we drink. We were all together
when we were at maybe Ziggy's. I think that's like, oh yeah,
that's yeah, yeah yeah yeah, no, no, no, I think
the time I didn't drink that. No, I did drink that time a
little bit. Drink a little bit, Yeah, I drink a little bit.
There was some wine coolers and I had a couple of beers. And
then there are people who are freaked out because I open sometimes if there's not
a beer opener, like right in my proximity, I just open it with
my teeth, And like I was freaking people out, and I assured them,
I try to all the technique, you can do what you like.
I would try to assure them, like your teeth can handle that many pounds
of pressure if not eating would be a fucking nightmare. There feel a lot
of things like if you ain't beef jerky, your teeth would shatter if you
didn't like have that same amount. I was like, guys, you can
It's it's fucking aluminum. You can handle. There's something about I get it,
like I'm not like shocked by it when you do it. It's just
more like there's like a sensation there, like it could be a little jar.
There's like you have to hitch it on your too of this bandit like
it can handle it. Yeah, this is something you're scared about doing because
you know what happens you fuck your tube. That's all of it is just
like, oh, I don't want to fuck my teeth up, so I
don't want to try to do that. I think for me it would just
be like if I if I fucked my tooth up. Am I satisfied with
this being the reason why? And it's just like no, really really really,
I mean I've been doing since those like seventeen eighteen or something like that,
no problems. I feel kind of the same way about like even just
using my fingernails for stuff, because I feel I for some reason, I
feel like I feel I know what your fingernails for and I understand like what
it can do. But it feels every time like I'm this thing's gonna pop
right the funk off my finger. I know it won't, really, I
know it won't, but I had this because I had it's happening before probably
scale like I remember, like I think it not that exactly, but like
I did, like have like there's like a snag or something and I ripped
it on something and it peeled, They're fucking all the way back, and
I'm like, ah, so now like I habitually like people happening, dude,
people, Oh my fucking god, Oh god. It was so gross
to see a person that was visceral. That was the reaction. I was
like, he's not gonna really scream, is it? And You're fucking way,
dude. I would not die, no, dude. Like it's just
because I was already in the headspace and vividly imagining itfation that was that felt
like I manifested it in real life and like I was like, why this
power is so terrible? I don't want to have this. I I since,
but that's the reason why. I'm just like I'm really apprehensive about like
my nails in general, and to the pointe it's like I'm like I bite
my nails, not even because I'm nervous, but because it's just like I
noticed something. I just don't want any possibility. I've definitely been to nail
all the way back before and that ship hurts like a bitch, and I
just pulled the nail out. I was like, I gotta because it's good
because literally, I'm just it's just digging into my let's move on, and
it hurts, and I'm like, I gotta just get rid of this nail,
all right, But starting over, it's hilarious having a little bit of
a nail, so fucking funny. Look, I'll do you one better.
I had a crater in the meat like when I I I fucking chat the
nail and then some of the group, yeah, got ripped out and pocket
air. I didn't notice it until the fire that was that was when I
got jumped in Florida. Then like, I didn't notice until the fight was
over, and I'm like, oh, my finger hurts, and I was
like, oh full of ply and I was like what the fuck? And
yeah, it took forever. It didn't even grow back properly, like because
you know how there's like a like a you know, it's like a it's
like an as, dude. So when I when I cut my finger,
I can't find my clippers because I told I I moved and I don't know
why is So now they're getting long and then I have that fucking thing that
he caught up that I just showed you. So I'm like, fuck and
you cut off before I rip it more, bro skin was coming off.
Dude, I didn't see that. I only heard about it. It's what
but that's why my skin is it's probably probably it's a little star was laughing
at you my skin? What the hell was that? By the way,
I got, I got so I have, I have. I think it's
eggs in my where all over, I'm pretty sure, especially like on my
arms. It gets really bound on my arm. Do you eat that many
eggs? Let's end this, let's see a little more. We really got
three. We'll pick it up next time. Sure. Yeah. Uh,
the cock wizard wrote in, and he says, hello, ass effect three.
If you could make a single person devastatingly senile, who would you choose
for the most entertainment or personal amusement? I'm self yourself able to enjoy it,
though, Yeah I would. I think I'd be fine. That's a
kind of choice inside, like because you're pretty much you're pretty much like at
a home theater inside your head, you know, you're like, well,
that choice, that choice is a little redundant at that point, though,
because if you were, if you were to make that choice intentionally, that
is it. That is a choice that only a senile person would make.
That's already crazy. You're already it's said a person I would do I would,
I would do Trump. I would make Trump just because I'm I'm curious
to see, like, at what point will people stop? Never simp never
like will there will there be a point where he like shoves a banana up
his ass and says, no, I'm real, gays out. He sits
up and it's like banana and shit split. He shives it up his ass
and he pulls out and it's all red. Oh my god, it's you've
ever seen hey, you guys, Have you guys seen mister hands. He
just has like a fucking plantain or a little like you know those giant like
he has a yuka here. Have you see mister Hans And he's just he's
just like he's going to town. And then he's just fucking going to town.
It's great to be here. I just jerked off force this place.
Yeah, fucky, he jerked off a fucking wars basically some guys screaming so
loud. He's expanding a little bit. The edit I didn't you like,
there was like when we lived in the Glendale apartment, there was I don't
remember what it was at the end of the video. It was one Francis
was living with us, Yeah, pious. We were cooking or something like
that, I remember, and I threw something at you and you got really
upset, but like you were really out of focus when you when you and
you went like you like screamed with your mouth shut. And I was so
mad because I was like, oh, it's such a good shot, but
like it's completely out of focus. And so what I did was like I
made it. I made I made you look like a symbio basically, like
I made your like your outline, your dark outline wiggle a lot as And
it's like I think about that every now and again, as I'm like,
oh man, I'm never gonna get like a moment like that again, where
it's like the perfect mix of somebody getting so angry they grow a little bit,
like the like they're like they grow a little bit and they content.
I'm back. I'm back, I'm back. Yeah. I think Elon must
I will be hilarious. I don't know what you do with sucking money,
It's funny, he'd probably he probably buy a bunch of pigmies and fucking sem
free and like fucking Nebraska, some ship like this. This week on space
X, we're hunting pigmies and he's like, yeah, he shot puts to
kill pigmy. Yeah. I feel like he's not that far off, so
that, yeah, that'd be pretty I feel like he's just really dumb.
Yeah, I mean it's that's true. He's very socially retarded. I would
say not. I think both. I think both. I think I think
people around him have made him like I think he's been exposed by being you
know, a lot of people with a lot of money, they stay out
of the spotlight. And then there's people there's always people running the show.
There's always people. You might have a good idea, but then there's people
that need to execute the ideas. They're way smart. He was like,
oh, and then like it came to it when people he jumped in fucking
those calls on Twitter, those spaces, those Twitter space, and then there's
engineers asking him questions about Twitter and stuff. He had fucking no idea.
He had no I mean anything. And I was like, oh, so
this guy is just he's costplaying as a genius. I think Twitter will start
to run perfectly fine once we find the bluebird that we're supposed to feed and
to keep it alive. And guys, I have fifteen Asian bots in my
messages right now. There's a lot of bots are all Asian. They're all
Asian right now. I don't know what's going on right now, there's an
Asian wave of these girls trying to show me the virtual tits. It's so
like rud and Bio and I'm like, of course, I'm gonna go look.
And then there's a fucking no, he has no followers. Yeah,
and I'm like, he can't be a woman online with no followers, that's
sure, Okay, ye, bullshit. I thought there was Moods and Bio.
There's no news. I thought you were the chosen one. They just
took my information again. But I've had so many credit cards, bro,
why is the banker giving them to you? Credit scores eight? Bro?
Crazy? There are due there are ghosts with better credit scores. Can you
credit get the zero? It can't? Yes, you're wow. How is
that a possible bankruptcy? Oh? Yeah, okay, that's the only way
a bankruptcy. Or you kill a bank, you kill you shoot the banking
starts holding, it starts trying to turned into the elderly fight where you're finding
a building, you're rolling out the way you asked, you get you get
the gun that's really good at killing banks. That's what it's called, really
good at killing banks. God, it does more damage the banks, bank
tellers. It's got dynamics. Way oh wow, man Morple weapons. All
right, I use this? All right? Thanks? All right, Now
we're even know what I don't know what the close so we might not do
that. We might not do to read this one because it's the fuck you
want to do? You want to read the names off of this one?
Or yeah, we have to, like it's it's it's the inaugural first in
person episode. Alright, can't skimp, let's go. But uh, alright,
let's dude. I looked at it was one o'clock before and it's so
far past one. Now, how long is this? How long has this
been going? It's not it'll be a longer one, but it's not crazy
right now. That's it feels like it's been forever. The time is moving
by pretty quickly. Yeah, it feels like a long episode. But also
now at the same time, it's like a normal episode. What the is
what happens in person. That's true. Uh, anyway, count me down
all right, three two, one to death, as a Brown would be.
I got one letter of this out, total blinger dead. Bro,
you gotta send that video because there's no way I don't think that showed up
on the mic at all. So send that video somehow video, and I
gotta find a means to send it to you guys. Jordan sent it to
me. Did he send that? Was that the last footageer? Or was
that when we were that was when we started new? That was the new?
Yeah, I can download it. I'm so excited that. I'm so
excited. Anyway, he walked in on my gargains till I Google put in
the drive gotcha hitting women say that in the microphone they got they gotta hear
it, they gotta hear it. I did the complete I did the complete
opposite of what I was supposed to do. My brain just malfunctioned. Put
something I should have just whistled. It's because they're so used to talking to
each other through these bikes. Yeah, so he thought there's a part of
his breath that thought. He he spoke into the microphone. It happens like
when I'm on discorgize people and like, I'm playing Digitmon DiscT my friends and
I played Digimon real life, right, and they're like, what car do
you want to destroy? And I point at my screen at the guard and
they're like, what are you doing? And I'm like, uh, the
one to the right, Yeah, all right, I got one. I'm
gonna name myself that on Twitter. Hitting women, hit hit hitting women,
Uh Vaughn of the Dead Spiral confidently. Uh Spiral confidently returning to the set
of RuPaul's Drag Race because because he had a great time despite his initial misunderstanding.
Round eyed Asian Slenderman's gay brother. I like mender Man Sweeney. It's
a really good one, Sweeney's white father figure phallic Baldwin's skeet shoot. I
ain't shooting blanks, uh black Man parentheses Batman saying I'm your worst crime rate
statistic. What does that mean? I don't worry about it. Anything I
understood it. Don't worry about carrying Chris around town is my pocket bussy femboy
souron Lord of mortor Aries Destroyers. My life is crow fucking crowd. I
was gonna, says his brother Krodos. He's just silly looking. He's just
a frumpy looking version of Credos. He just looks like, no muscle,
aries, What are you doing? Are you billy aries? Destroy life?
Is? I don't want your life. That's why I have the offer kid
fight anything. He's breathing heavily. He saw video right, it was like,
I love that video. I couldn't find it that I searched it cable.
I'm it's just like the modern videos don't like they're not named anything,
just you just find them out of their video video. But it's just like
you find them out of context, and the caption is like my face when
I fucking you know whatever. That is why I really feel like it's worth
I don't mind paying for Twitter because I've downloaded so many fucking videos off.
But that's fair. It's probably the only good reason. Really, Yeah,
I download everything. I've stolen so much on Twitter, it is that would
be a convenient reason. I stopped. I stopped because you can't hide the
check mark anymore. And I just I just I was like, bro,
I can't do this. I was like, I can't. I can't have
that blue check next to my fucking name. It just looks so jarring to
me, just like no, like cause it's you know, it shouldn't bother
me, but it does. So I just stopped paying for it. I've
done so much function that I'm pretty sure I don't think it can't give me
a blue check mark because of how my page has become. It doesn't have
a thing on yours. It should because it it fucking I got a notification
saying we're gonna stop letting you hide it, and I'm like, excuse me,
and then and then all of a sudden, I see him my name.
We're gonna it's like a threat. That's what we're gonna. We're gonna
when you bang a girl you don't want to tell me about, and it's
like, I'm gonna tell everybody if you don't do anything and shows on our
face as one of your bodies, and you're like, damn man, anyway,
Kanye's racist penis going to horny jail bonk. Have you seen that?
Talk about it? I haven't seen nothing about Kanye. He got he's getting
sued by one of his assistants for sending some shit about him, like the
most why oh, I did see a little bit about it. Ever,
he said something about like if like my penis is racist or something to that
next episode, we gotta explore it. Okay, explore that. And then
also I forgot. I wanted to talk about Pokey Maine and her editor like,
oh, that's right, that was Actually there's lore. I want to
we have to talk about it, right. I fucked We'll see. I
fucked up because that was I had notes and I wanted that to be the
main theme of this episode. I completely forgot. Let's wait, wait,
can we extend him a little bit? I have to find you. Remember
do you remember the thing about the guy blowing his load on that video?
Probably can't you imagine? Like wait, if it's that guy, what is
that guy that did it? And I'm like, oh, Lily, Lily
genius was like Lily, your genius. Oh my god, that is because
like that was so out of pocket. And then hearing about this fucking guy.
Long story short, guys, Pokemon. Everybody knows who fucking Pokemon is.
She went on stream and talked about how she had to fire her editor
because he admitted that the reason why sometimes the videos that he would edit and
he was supposed to the post would be so fucking late. Sometimes she said
weeks. You don't know if she was exaggerated at least, like I think
a week a week, which is pretty late, which that's extremely late.
It's extremely late, like like one, two days, three days off mat
like, so okay, yeah, he just he can't get his work done
because he keeps beating off to her while he's going through the footage. And
that is so insane. That is crazy to me too, because it's like
the thing about that is like the amount of porn addiction required for that betrays
itself literally, because how if you are that porn addicted that you can't stop
going to just normal footage of pokemon, which, by the way, she
doesn't make any like crazy. She's not like she doesn't even dress provocative.
Yeah, it's not even like she's making like, you know, peach jars
content or something, you know what it's like, So there's nothing sexual about
it at all. So the fact that you are so porn addicted that that
gets you confuses me because you would imagine that if you are that porn addicted
or just something like that wouldn't do anything for you, you know what I
mean. It's like it's literally circling back to the art. It literally like,
nothing about it makes sense. I can't fathom it. I think he
well, it's it's a level of why we can't fathom it. It's it's
kind of like say, pure evil. There's certain things that we can't understand.
I'm not saying what he's doing, you evil. Gooning is like is
gooting. What I mean is like, there are certain things that we can't
really comprehend. There's just like like say, like hurting a child, there's
certain things that we can't So me beating off vigorously to a regular dressed woman
is completely like the fact that he is a one excuse me, one whole
week. That means he's fucking going at like he turned, he puts it
into a premiere and he presses play and five minutes he's like fuck so then
he got he all right, cool down, refractory period. He's like,
all right, he gets fucking like, he gets like five minutes done right,
he cuts out one part, he's like control be or whatever the fuck
he does, and he's like fuck man out every five minutes and passing out
for ten hours. But yeah, that's not like because it's weird. It
is a sexual thing. Obviously because he's beating off. But it's clearly like
this the extreme parasocial nest of her being like a girlfriend kind of like she's
talking to him. She's not saying anything sexual, she doesn't even not even
sounding sexual. She her content is completely I'll be honest, I don't understand
why people value her so much in the Like I've watched enough of her clips
to'm like, she doesn't have like good takes to me. And then that's
just you know, me being like I don't really understand that. I don't
really understand streamer culture in general, to be honest, what happened. I
don't really understand, Like I stream, but I don't understand. I don't
even understand why I understand my game or girl, you know, I think
that's what it is like for me. I think Pokemon is like a very
Yeah, she's cute. I guess it's a cute girl. I think she's
pretty, Like she's a gamer girl, you know, in the fact that,
like, I think she's a pretty person. It's just like it's it's
very clearly not content made for us especial. I'm like, it's not it's
definitely not for me. I like I get, like, what's the speed,
Like, I get why people like him. I don't like him,
but I get it, right. Yeah, culture in general, I feel
like the older you get, the more streaming culture kind of we're at the
age where like when we were younger, that might have been really because I
remember I enjoyed I enjoyed a twitch plays on twitch play series because I thought
that was insane. I may people were fucking with the game experience, but
like that's you know, that was like way before it. It doesn't make
sense even when I stream now because like I stream, like this is a
boring nature thing. I'm just here talking to people, you know. Yeah,
yeah, it really is kind of like a there is an inherent parasocial
thing to it. Yeah, because you're doing interacting with you are kind of,
you know, felling the role of a friend for people who are think
about it when they're The market's so saturated that this is my perspective, right,
And one of the reasons why I don't stream anymore is because I feel
like I can't really just do what they're doing because I feel like a fraud.
And in the way that there is such there are some people that are
doing really good shit, why aren't you watching them? That's how I feel
and so, but we said the parasocial thing. People are like, no,
I want to hang out with Chris, I want to hang out with
Kingston like so I get it, and me I feel almost like, bro,
why do you want to hang out? I'm not doing it? Like
so, I feel like I have to do something extreme, like oh,
I'm playing Dante's Inferno and make sure we laugh at the Devil's dick, you
know, Like I want to like I want to like do something like that,
but that's not stream culture, so like it's totally I'm just removed from
it. So I'm like, Okay, people want to be Poke Maine's friend.
This guy's in love with Pokemon so much so that he infiltrated, probably
had no editing experience, probably lied, yeah, lied about his credentials,
had this like reel of fake shit that he stole from somebody else, and
they was like, yeah, I'll hook you up, and then she's like,
yo, what's up. Where's We didn't even mention the craziest part of
the story, which is the fact that he told her. He told her
I think I didn't believe it. I still don't entirely believe because that's like,
what, yeah, why would you? So he must have thought he
shot it he did fifty chance. Yeah, he was like, I'll tell
it was a nat one. That's like me going, that's like me going
to Shyla Styles's house knocking on her doors. She answers, I've beat my
dick to you so many times, and then to walk away, walk and
hope that's what she's gonna give. It's not even like dude, it's not
even I don't care if people are jerking off to me, you know what
I mean, Like, what are you gonna do about that? Really?
Don't tell me. I need to know. I've been told One time I
posted actually on Facebook, you know his Facebook memories thing, Yeah, and
I was like, I can't tell if this is real or fake. The
person that said that, they were like, oh, you're so fucking sexy,
like I jerk off to you, and I'm like, it didn't.
It wasn't like a I was like, I'm not sure if there's a joke
or not, and that was it. Don't tell me culture on a hand,
bro, do what you want, keep it up. I could give
it. I'm not I'm none the wiser to this. Yeah, I could
give a fuck less, you know, but like, don't tell I don't
need to unless you're a woman to tell me that's cool. I want to
know because you expect you expect I expect dudes to be horny and just breaked
up jerking off all the time. If you're if a woman is doing it,
that is like an anomaly, a woman doing it, don't tell me.
If you're a dude, please tell me, Please tell me, send
me video. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. I swear that is
insane. Don't say that. That say that. So we'll talk about Kanye's
racist penis next week. I'll have I gotta get a note pad. Respect
respect that cooner, dude. We gotta get like we should. This is
like a scream. We will I just and then have the stuff there I
eventually this is I get it. Chris, you have nothing? Why do
you have nothing? Chris? How dare you think? I think I want
to get some like once we I want to get like fan art on on
the whites this wall and even like to pin on the you know, the
sound foam. I think would be cool. But the first time, this
is the first time set up. I honestly don't even hate that fucking the
way. That's definitely I wanted it to be a webcam, but but that
doesn't. I'm a little I think it looks weird. It looks weird,
for sure, I'm saying it looks better than I thought it would. This
is not going to be how it stands. But we're talking very exclusively about
like what's going on with the video whatever. Well, I'm sure a lot
of the audio listeners will finally actually watch the video. They'll be curious,
right, Yeah, I'll be curious to see what this looks like. And
and that'll be nice because we're kind of the algorithmic abyss. You know,
I know I mentioned this before, but it's that the algorithm algorithmic abyss for
people, I don't know. Every time you post, you lose subscribers.
It is a real problem. That is the ivy YouTube has fucking made excuses
after excuses. One representative told me the fucking truth that when you have too
many yellow dollar signs, when you get like not fully demonetized, but say
oh limited or whatever, when you have too many, this algorithm and it
must be a bug. It just starts shredding, shedding subscribers almost like fucking
calling because I had this problem with my main channel and one person admitted it
to me, and nobody else had talked to admitted it, and it is
a clear fucking problem. The only thing that fixed it for the main channel
is when I started, and this is what I'm gonna start doing for the
Uh So, if you guys see, there's gonna be shorts on that channel
because it's the only thing that fixed my algorithm for my main channel. I
started posting shorts on there, and I'm not hemorrhaging subscribers anymore. It's really
fucking interesting. I actually gain like four or five thousand subscribers, oh wow.
And I'm like, oh, how funny because just for shorts. Yeah,
so I started posting those gay things and like it. It's like the
gay pities whatever gay things, And now my shit's in the green. It's
viewser going up, and I'm like, that's fucking stupid. So I'm an
experiment with the snark tank page and see if that fixes the problem, because
clearly are supports going up on Patreon. We're floating, losing fucking ye it
is. It's doing that thing on YouTube and it's pissing me off. Yeah
YouTube. They changed up the freaking call the policies again recently too, so
something extreme. I saw some people get a new layout to I don't have
that, but my god, that looks like Jackspilon Chadors or something like that.
I was just like trying to trying to bully Jacksonville. How dare you
fuck with our cash cow. I haven't talked to him. We gotta get
his ass in this fucking hot Seaton. Man, it fits so well with
our friend group. It's insane. I thought that was the craziest thing hanging
out with. Then you fit like right into our insane batship friend group because
we're all crazy. Yeah, Jacks probably not a crazy guy. And it's
like, oh no, he just he's right along with the ship. I
can't wait to have sex with him again, all right, pooped in a
sack called poop sack. Fuck my chungus life, Jack the world's fastest MAJORI
text from Brill can't cameo on smiling friends yet. I'm learning how to build
solid body electric I don't know what that means, like the brills slowly creeping.
I have an idea that I really want to get, like a a
Trouvian Brille. Do you know that is why? Because I just think it's
I just think the image of that would be great, you know, the
a Trouvian man like the DaVinci. Oh. Yeah, actually did the evolution.
Yeah, I did the evolution. I haven't. I haven't. I
mean I haven't posted it yet. If you talk about it, because I
don't want to, I think, no, I don't care, like whatever,
Like it's it's I want to do like an evolution of man with with
brill at the end. But I'm still trying to figure out, like how
to make it look the way I wanted to the fact that brill is the
final form of they'd be like there's march on the way. I feel like
that's the way. You know you survived car crash, remember that I was
like that thick neck greacher ship. I almost pissed myself when I saw that.
I'm sorry, an uncontacted Amazon tribe dying out because all the males were
too busy fucking a missionary twink who visited them. Big meaty stinks Andy of
the man whose handies are now at are not his Dandy That one elephant that
got publicly hung in nineteen sixteen. That's crazy. Did you see that?
There's a video. There's not a video, obviously, but there's an image
of like they hanged an elephant because it killed somebody. That is, they
lynched an elephant that is with a crane, like it has any fucking consciousness
of what it's lost your face, like it like it knows. It's oh,
man, I shouldn't have killed that person. I want to be hanged.
That is so fucking insane. Just shoot it, just shooting and get
rid of it. What the fuck they did it in front of its family
too? Yeah, yeah, we'll learn them good. It's like, will
you have any last words? Do you have any last words? Like?
Elephant noises so predictable. We were so fucking stupid. Try not to laugh
because I love elephants so much. But that's unbelievable little cartoonery idiocy there.
It's insane. It's so unbelievably stupid that like, it's so unbelve us,
so unbelievably stupid. That is so much better. That's a better he said
the one I first saw. That's literally hero. What kind of fucking hero?
Thought? Yeah, we got this elephant. Well, I haven't seen
I haven't had something make me laughing. I give a he he for that.
Oh my god, I hate people. I'm human. That is outrageous.
Man. They're like, yeah, let's hang this pacader. He'll learn,
he'll learn from this pack, all right, man. That was Those
elephants know not to cross us humans. This is gonna be one of those
episodes where people comment like, oh, the credits start at this point,
and they're gonna be people like these episodes. That one elephant that got honky.
Okay, we read that the king of the King of Haphazards tried to
touch my penis. Don't slander our king. Heath smoker gigs who up yoinkin
they're spoinky right now. That's fucking That's a pokemon I've heard living on borrowed.
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playing, I'm gonna play. I'm a I'm gonna do Neo because I never
finished it like buldles Gate again, probably not yet. I'm gonna wait till
September when they do that member update. Do you see that they're making a
mod for it? I'm a when they when they drop in, they're doing
a like an insourced mod to them in the game. Yeah, so I'll
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I thought, like she looked perfect the way she was. She was great,
like absolutely, Like what the fuck is wrong with You're so damaged?
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want to do. I want to so bad for us to write a story
about Agent forty seven where we just put him in the most wild situation.
It's the kind of thing that makes me wish I could animate. Yeah,
you know what I mean, Like I'm really I'm really I wouldn't say jealous,
but like, I like really respect the like that Zach and Mick and
all those people can do this stuff. Like just dude, self, I'm
thinking of something stupid. Let me draw this and make it real. Ta.
If I could draw, I would have never stopped it is self taught,
Like I remember. I remember thinking I would have never stopped drawing.
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animation your class, crazy Ember, taking animated classes in like two thousand and
five or something, and I did it for one summer and then I just
kind of I couldn't afford it the ship to you, like you needed like
a tablet even back then, and I'm just like, I can't. What
am I gonna do? Druss, It's never too late, No, man,
you know what's nice about that? Now, when we do that kind
of thing, it won't be out of it. I was thinking about that,
like I love going back and sinking it as good as possible. But
yeah, there's only yeah, you can only do And now we're going to
hear each other's fucking jokes in person. You're gonna get real in person cough
and it's laugh Yeah, dude, it was hilarious. This was already like
leagues better. Yeah, I already feel like this is a fucking great episode.
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no matter, what, matter what, no matter what. Everything else is
just like whatever. It's like, it's shock value. It's a music,
but no matter what sells it, you can't do it. Okay, this
is a child thing to say, No matter no matter what. It's like
that, like I wish everybody goes to Hell and the no matter what.
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just does talking about just not a second hesitation, Timmy, you're really evil.
Well you know you're making a new one, you know that, right,
they're making a serious Yeah, it's it doesn't look as bad as the
last one they made. Do you remember that live action fucking one that they
did Paramount Plus around the time that Halo came out. No, I didn't
know. It is worse than you can imagine. It is painful looking because
they're animated. It's almost like you remember go Animate literally that that automated animation
software that was all over YouTube for like four years. It looks like like
it's live action. So like the Fairly Odd Parents, they're still cartoons,
but like they're animated like that. It's sucking. It's really disgusting. It's
bad. Somebody spent like one hundred dollars doing that. Yeah, the whole
hundred dollars a whole on fiver. They got something to do. We know,
we know. Nickelodeon is uh they are. They have money problems and
struggling pedophis panto fi. That's crazy. The only thing that saves them is
Ninja Turtles. Now it's Ninja Turtles and SpongeBob always this this, those two
are all they have. That is the go to. That is the thing.
It's like it's like stallone, like stop just do rocking and Rambo stop
sucking doing other ships, stop trying to be different. Canceling me that this
should be ever said of Spongebo where he has to do with that cancel culture
guy was saying the N word, that's it, Yeah, you see you
seagirt word? What what? What that that episode when they were saying when
they sailor the gutter mouth or whatever, that was good. That was excellent.
That was an excellent was especial when we're so we get to learn like,
oh, that's a bad word. SpongeBob is really excellent in a way
that's really hard to describe. First five seasons, it was one of the
one of the few I love because you know, it always has like almost
the same little jingle when they're showing the the title of the episode. It's
like that island music or whatever. Yeah, whatever the fun that is.
But then like every once in a while I have something different. One of
them is like crab Board, where it's like because they think mister Crabs a
robot. And then there's h that one that the Sailor Mouth or whatever,
where it's like these sailors doing a shanty. It is remember that ship blew
my mind. I like, I don't something do be dude, and I'm
there something sex with sweaty guys, and I would I would put that in
there. Yeah, I've been doing this ship for the longest time, but
would like I have butt sex with sweaty guys and people will know what I'm
talking about. I love when they would do those one off like cool special
intros. I'm like, yo, this is gonna be a good just there's
so many episodes of that show that I just like, I think about throughout
the day and I just laugh at Yeah, it's the most relevant television show,
is that the Is that the song that goes be boom boom boom boo
bee. Yeah, like beep boo boo Bob delivery beep bo is so goddamn
good. Look the SpongeBob's watching a horror film and it's the shittiest robot chasing
a regular human. It's like the horrible Green Screen. It's so fight he
has nightmares and he thinks a robot because of that ship. It's so good,
such a good episode. They think that if you really go back,
most of modern comedy is based off of that show. I think a lot
of modern like what what and it's not our age think it's funny is because
of that show. For sure. I think it's not even and it's it's
not even writing too, It's like so much of it is delivery, of
course, I think that's I think that's actually what's so good about Smiling Friends
too. It's like it's not even that like anything is like it's not complicatedly
written, it's just delivered hilariously. Yeah, Like it's just so fucking funny,
dude. The Landlord was like, I was just wondering if you wanted
to hang out with me and smoke weed and bellies with diet So did play
burn Out Revenge for the pH two? It's like, what the my god?
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I love You're terrible. Wow you've barely even hit me here cool, but
to your family, dude, you're so old. Shout out to those guys.
Man, Man, I miss you. Haven't seen you. I haven't
seen you in so long. Yeah, I mess he missed me. Every
now and again, we like trying to link up it and never, I
don't know. We're always just doing something. Can you drag him, even
even if it's off screen? Like I remember he did he did a he
did a HD podcast. Oh yeah he was. Yeah, that ship was
so fucking funny. Man. Yeah, I'm like, dude, it'll be
cool if you I mean yeah, I mean, he was the he was
the protot. He was the first. He was the very very first,
like test guest, I guess where people have done a couple of snarktank animals
of your fireball story from that episode? Is that from that episode? From
that episode? Is it? I didn't know that, and I don't know
that it was way later, So did I, So did I. But
then there is a different clip of Zach interacting with that story unless he told
it twice, but like because I thought it was from because I thought it
was from when I already joined. Yeah, but I think no, But
I don't don't I think Zach knows that story? Yeah, he does know
that story. I don't know, maybe if maybe I dreamed this lot,
I'm gonna say, you might be right. And it's definitely been a story
that we've talked about at least three times on the show, So it and
that would be something that you would tell a new person, Yeah, because
it's just such an insane anyway, fucking shooting myself over a minor inconvenience.
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circle, crazy dude, that's why he blew a load on that phone.
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whole glob. That burned into my memory, like I see it vividly.
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on Twitter. He looked it up and me and Derek laughing. You were
like, this is not funny. Stop trying to send me this video and
this guy coming on a phone, and I was like, this is great,
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original. Yeah, that's but it's about your dad. Oh my god,
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Derek or something like that's something up with my dad? No, what the
kid that fucks his dad. It's not real. It's a real movie.
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in old ship. Maybe one. As soon as I smell like they're kicking
so much ship that it doesn't smell like shitn't even I know. I know
furries, and every furry I know is a regular person. But then there's
always wan. There's always well they're they're relatively pretty normal. Yeah right,
relatively, I know what you mean. But then there's like there's always the
internet ones that are just like it's like the top crazy. It's like if
you run into somebody who doesn't get laid right, and it's like, yeah,
they're normal people, and then you go online very much not it's just
like there they know how to appear normal because what they do is that is
insanity, like to me, like they're but they're like yeah they're when they're
self aware of it, like like the furry I only know one, but
it's like and it's like oh yeah, yeah I do this and yeah you
know, but I'm like, oh, that's that's weird. You know,
it's it's weird, but you do say it's it's abnormal, but it's like,
do your thing. That's it. As that the Internet ones are like
what the They don't they don't know how to control it. They can't control
they don't know how to be normal, Like they can't. They can't do
it. So all those weird thoughts they have, they're just like, well
here it is and they're like, bro, you can't do that. It's
like it's a sham Wow fucking what was that thing? Flexta there's my fetish.
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porn porn. I can't be addictive if I'm not awake. The only way
to solve your porn addiction is to get so addicted that you lose everything and
thus lose your access. Uh. When you start buying porn. You're already
in way too deep. So what you do is you buy more porn so
you have no money to buy porn, so you cure yourself by That's exactly
the form that works, because you never get any more money, you're bankrupt.
I remember I paid for porn on premium at one point because I was
just curious, gave to a free over covid. It was free over covid.
Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't over cod It was like it was
when I was just like making way more than I needed and I was like
splitting an apartment with like many it was the rent was comparatively crazy, so
I was like, ah, fuck it whatever, let me see what this
is like. And I hated it because it was just like so well,
well the thing it's just like it's four K, Like it's like this is
so this is too high quality. Man, Like I don't I don't want
this at all. Really like this appeals to such a pacific person. Definitely.
When I was younger, me and my friends split a browser's account,
we definitely like all pulled together bare little bits of money and we were like
dude in one frame, which is like almost gonna downloaverthing I can on.
It's like a three terror by drive. And he had porn from like seven
years of porn. I was like, man, you're to go. He
would shoot through on my laptops, like, hook me up, bro,
you have the laptop grows. You guys are sucking like doing it like that's
just full of column and all that. There's no come on our own where
yeah, we would have come community on a laptop, the community laptop.
Yeah, yeah, exactly, take your laptop, you ring it out And
this is just blocks nay for the idea that you would be able to even
do that wild though, man, because I feel like it's just it's just
all free. There's all those websites. Red Tube, it's insane to buy
by point. Red Tube and you Porn were the ones that I used,
uh when I because I wasn't much of a porn person, but when I
was, it was like a red Tube and You Porn were like the two
biggest ones that I liked. And then now like there was my links that
were saved from porn Hub. But then when they did the Great wipe,
the Great purge, Yeah, the purge, all those links don't work.
And I'm like, bro, I had like three or four links that were
saved in my uh my inbox, like so it's like, all right,
so you go to my email and then in my draft or whatever this thing,
it's just the links. And I'm like and then they were gone.
I was like, I never did it again. I'm too lazy. I'm
like, it's gone. They're probably re uploaded. So you know, I
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ass Hairs, Nikki Ziggy, Ghost of Mama, JF Saranas Jackson, Badly
Brave, Duka. Absolutely, she's dead. I guess there's a thing going
on right now where somebody must have been talking about it. Yeah, I
mean, she's clearly dead. I even got tagged a few times because my
tweet is one of the most more prominent tweets that show up in the search
engine when you when you mention her name, so some people were responding to
it, and then you have two people now we're mentioning it here. So
I'm like, that's not a coincidence. She's she's totally dead. She's a
green skelet. I just wonder what the hell is going on with the Canadian
authorities. They suck hey like he apologized, He said he didn't do it.
Sorry, sorry, said he didn't. He said, Brody, bro
bro, you know, we just gotta take we take, we take people's
word for it. Over we do things different. We have things a little
bit differently up here. All right, you're a man of your word.
Okay, up here we you know, we funk our dogs and then we
apologize mooses the moose. We go three, four of us. We hunt
down the moose, we trap it. We we get these ladders that are
about you know, four meters. Eh. We we fucking we fuck ore.
We stand on them and fuck our mooses it, we grab its horns
and we just we go ahead. Naked Canadians in a snowfield face fucking moose.
They're all the same. Sorry, sorry, sorry, I do not
like how you that, not like how you fuck that moved? I don't
care. Is fucking oo's mood? Badly brain Sorry? With Jackson duck Cut,
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in too. SnO snock dunk snark dunk SnO talk. Well you know it
is our first in person episode. This was so much fun already, but
excuse me, yeah I did not There will be issues with the audio.
There will be issues with the video. Bear with us, all that fucking
bullshit. I'm gonna get a rug in here for more soundproofing, and I
have sound sound from uh THAN I still have to put up, but just
you know whatever, intend to get the fuck out of here. Let's go.