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Hey, look you say little dead, mean as you are, it's about

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to be about to be a thing
you're going to hear? All right?

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What is this? Total bligger death? Kill nave, behead nave roundhouse,

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kick a blue monkey into the concrete, slam dunk a bligger baby into the

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trash, can crucify filthy nave,
defecate on a navi's akron. Launch bliggers

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into Alpha centauri, Toss nobby into
active volcanoes, feed blue monkeys to thanators,

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curb stomp pregnant bliggers, judo,
throw tree funckers into a wood chipper

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machine gun. Bliggers in half urinate
into the Tree of Souls, stir fry

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their yellow eyes for juju. Bees
report bliggers to the r D A light

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fireworks in their home tree. What
the hell? What is that? What

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do you what are you showing me? It's is that avatar? Yes,

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it's the general from the Little Bligger
Dude, Okay, I don't know if

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that came up Bliggers al right,
guys, welcome to the Stark Tank Podcast.

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I don't know if that even came
up in the audio because it was

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a direct set of like the furthest
away from every single microphone. It could

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be while still being on the table. Yeah, but welcome, uh total

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blue. We're just we're just gonna
go for it right now. But I

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do want to let everybody know the
video version of this episode is a little

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bit different than what we're planning.
Uh, if you notice anything wrong,

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if you notice any hiccups in the
audio, we're still figuring this in person

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thing out. But we're all in
person, so fuck you. You know,

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like we're trying our best here.
We already record, We already went

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for like, I feel like,
fifteen minutes, and then it turned out

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the thing that we were using was
not recording, which, by the way,

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all right, we're good you sure, yes, I believe you.

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But it looks like it's on I
promise, I promise it's recording. Everything

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is working as it should. I
don't like that. I don't like seeing

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like I like seeing my audio spike. Yeah. Yeah, it feels weird

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not having that visual cue like I
havn't liked to. Yeah whatever though,

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whatever, Yeah, evolution, we
trained, We trained as we grow,

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you know, and we're doing it. It's it's it feels good. It

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feels good that we're you know we're
we're like we're pre pandemic again. Yeah,

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sure to be on that table,
that long table you guys have.

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Fucking yeah, that was a fucking
hosk. It was a wild dude.

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Moving that ship out the apartment was
hell. It was hell, dude.

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It was so fucking heavy. No, that was Joe's. That was Joe's

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like ridiculously giant, like mahogany like
to that was such. It was such

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a nice table though, but it
was like it was a nice table.

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I was angry that he got it
though. I was angry that he brought

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that in door home because I was
like, this is like his just skyrocketed

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the value of this thing. Why, like why why have something this expensive

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here? I just felt really egregious
that somebody has a big ass backyard as

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Yeah, yeah, like a huge
backyard they have that. Like, I

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can't imagine spending thousands of dollars on
a table, you know what I mean?

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I can't. I look, I
see the gears turning in his fucking

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head. I see the gears turning
his headies. I can't imagine spending thousand

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dollars. He's like he's already having
flashbacks talking to lily about this seven thousand

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dollars fucking table with gold on it
or some ship. You guys are gonna

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get me in trouble for no fucking
reasons. Please. But yeah, if

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I was gonna buy one of those
like d D tables that had like the

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projector in the table, that's crazy. Yeah, I'm gonna get one of

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those eventually, but yeah, I'm
for that. I'll spend like a few

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bands. That's that's that's why.
Oh, I guess that's like a gameplay

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thing, Like that's gonna be something
that you're gonna be using, yeah,

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like constantly. Like I think it's
like this is a surface, dude,

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like this isn't I'm not gonna eat
on that just obviously it's gonna be just

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for people to play the game on. You should, yeah, you should

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make to make messy as should make
pizza on it. I leave the l

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eds on so long that it gets
really hot. I mean, dude,

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When I was when I was setting
up this this table and I was drilling

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through it to put the mic stands
in, I was I was seeing,

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it's like it's really cheap. Would
like that what do they call it?

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Like? The this is whatever that
is this is this sayed me for a

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few hours. This is the kind
of what you couldn't even like like if

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you knocked on and it wouldn't count, you know, knocked through it by

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mistake. Yeah, it wouldn't like
it would it would not assuage any bad

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luck, wouldn't. Does that?
Are you supposed to at all? Do

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you have any superstitions you believe in
superstitions? I'm not superstitious at all,

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and I think I don't think I
have anything. I think I don't know.

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I'm a little racist, but like
not superstitious. Yeah, that's technically

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kind of a superstition, a little
bit kind of a little more proven.

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But yeah, whatever, you know, I think I think you shouldn't if

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you beat off, uh with the
lights completely off, that's you know,

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I don't do that because the boogeyman
will come and finish you off. That's

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like the one thing you like to
get in the start. You can't.

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He's down. Am I just being
told that as a kid, I would

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never It's like it's like a ten
year old you're just you think that that

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will happen. Your friends to try
to tell you it's not like I don't

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believe you. You're thirty eight years
old, be taken by a boogeyman.

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He's assaulted you already, You've been
touched, he touched you. You have

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to tell him that. You have
to because how else is like you don't

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want your you don't want your son
to end up like I mean, you

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probably all remember how fucked up you
were and like the proper word is gooning.

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Now the gooning session. You probably
want them to pace themselves. You

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gotta you gotta scare them a little
bit. They're not. They're gonna do

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it once and they're gonna do exactly
what I are gonna fall. They're gonna

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fall to theirselves and they're gonna lose. This is amazing. They always you

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always lose to your's amazing. You
always lose. You always lose that fight

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to yourself. Man. I would
just tell him, like, hey,

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dude, like just lock your door
before you do it, Like, just

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give me, give me to lock
the door and lock the door, lock

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the door, open your windows and
be as loud as to be out the

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window. You're like, dang,
that's my boy, that's my boy.

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That's my boy. Letting everybody know
what he's doing. I'm proud of the

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kid. God, that's one thing. But running into that, you're like,

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I want to talk about fucking my
son beating his dick. That's what

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a conversation I have. Man,
I just ignore that ship at all costs.

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I feel like, you gotta talk
some about it. You gotta,

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you gotta have to. You gotta
arm them with the tools to understand that

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ship. You can't because you can't
live think of it like this, right.

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You can't let someone else teach that
to them. I gotta why not,

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because they end up confused. They
can learn a wrong things. At

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school, Yes, we all went
to health class. That ship didn't teach

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us any health class was so useless
in school was insane. Well, you

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went to a high school that was
borderline, that was border lands where you

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went to school. My high school
was a stand by me high school pretty

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much like actually it was fucking horrible. Uh but I was. You know,

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your health class was like some guy
telling you, like, just show

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you the food pyramid every day,
every single day. It was eighteen servings

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of bread. It's crazy. It
was insane. That wasn't real. That

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was really that was really really the
way that we were raised eat so much

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fucking bread, Eat all the carbs. That was it? What was going

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on with big bread? Drive dude? It was it was sugar man.

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It's big sugar. Like the sugar
industry is crazy. It's learning about like

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how rampant it is and how like
they infiltrated and the people the anti what

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do you call it, the artificial
sugars the same people like they they basically

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were like, all right, Okay, it's killing too many people. Sugar

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is fucking up a lot of people. So whatever, so we gotta like,

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okay, we'll invest in this splendarbage. Let's make splendor. This is

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what a bunch of chemicals that made. If you cancer, let's do that.

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I don't, I don't. I'm
still on the fence about that ship

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because I used to be like no, like anything I had, like aspertaining

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it and anything like that, because
I looked at the compounds and what it

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was made of. Why. But
the thing is the only part that weirded

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me out because one of is like
it's an amino acid. One part of

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the me so an essential amino acid. It was ten percent methanol, which

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is the thing that concerned me because
that's like with alcohol, which obviously you're

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not supposed to consume because you go
blind. But but ten percent of something

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so tiny is probably nothing to our
body. This world is, but it's

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still I know what I'm saying,
wasn't it was the whole thing about like

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what is it Logan Paul's Prime drink, where it was like it was ended

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up being fake, It wasn't true
whatever it was it Yeah, and the

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fact that like people were like,
oh, it makes you you get like

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you would get like more than your
lifetime servings worth of some sort of chemical.

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It was I can kill you.
And I'm like, what the fuck

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I heard? I heard that it
was the Oh my god, it was

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the chemical that they used to make
things waterproof. And it was like in

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in Prime, there's no massive quantity, there's no way, Like first of

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all, there's no way that would
have got released like that. Well,

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there would have no way he would
have been able to put that out,

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especially him, Like not him.
I see, this is the reason why

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I would believe it. He's been
so irresponsible with everything he's done. And

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also, uh, I don't know
the rules, but there's like a trial

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period where you can put anything in
your fucking style really, So like so

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I've I've been a victim of like
having too much melonin in those I think

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I've talked about this on the podcast
before. There's the Bob Marley iced teas

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back in the day, and they
had way too much melatonin in it,

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and to the point where like I
I drank this thing and slept for fucking

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more than half a day because I
was like, this is crazy. And

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so eventually they took it out,
they regulated it. There was a recovery

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supplement also that I bought that had
something that definitely shouldn't have been in it,

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because it was the best thing that
I've ever If you fucking killed yourself

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at the gym and you're like,
oh, I'm gonna be so sore tomorrow,

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No, it was a it was
a it was a miracle. I

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gave my friend that he got his
license suspended and so we had to skate

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six miles to work and he was
fucking done and I was like, dude,

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take this And then he was like, bro, what the fuck was

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that ship? And it was a
regular thing at G and C that you

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can get over the counter. And
then they were gone like a couple of

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months, later and I was like, were mutating. I was like,

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what is this? You would have
looked like some X men. Bro,

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if that was happening, I would
have chugged that ship, dude. I

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would if I was gonna turn giant
like the blue Okay, that kind of

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sucks. But if I was gonna
turn the giants, if I was bluing,

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that's just me. No one will
fuck with me though. I'd be

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like, if you're a blue man, no people would have me to my

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face, people would like, oh, that's a mind forter. People would

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your Face'd be like what is that
fucking blue freak? And I wouldrab thrown

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into the sky and let him let
him fuck hit the ground. People be

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like, oh, that's crazy,
that's that's crazy the proper response. That's

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such a crazy way of dispatching someone. People haven't throw them real high,

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straight up and then let gravity do
the rest. That is a crazy way

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to go. That's you have a
you have a good like what ten seconds

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to contemplate your death that you are
you are a while, bro, You

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are alive long enough to know you're
going to die like that. Always like

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the fear of falling off of something
like that is high enough to where you

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can think about you're about to die? Are you afraid of heights? Yes,

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I'm afraid of heights, as I
know I can die if I fall

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off them. But I'm not afraid
like to be up. Yeah, I'm

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not afraid of I'm afraid of the
floor being like really far away from me.

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But it's the same thing, yeah, Like, what's the difference.

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It's the same. Damn, it's
not heights. What's the difference? When

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is? When is when is the
floor not near you? Chris explain when

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is the floor not near you?
You know, like in planes and what

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are you at that moment? But
it's not the height of the plane,

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but it's the distance of the floor, right, Yes, so that's height.

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No, No, you misunderstand.
It is going other way. It's

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like subterranean. Like is that that
all works? Are you afraid of?

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Yeah? Like, like that's the
thing too. It's like if I'm underground

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and the ground the floor is like
really far above me, I'm also afraid

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of that. That's still height.
That's not height. It's still height.

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That's not because you know why the
floor is high above you? No,

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no, no, you don't get
it. I don't know. I don't

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have any phobe. I'm afraid of
clowns, but more scared because I might

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hurt a clown. I remember,
they'll make of clowns like I'm not.

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I'm not paralyzed in fear, but
if I woke up and a cloud was

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near me, I'd be like,
what the fuck is going on? Shaking

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paralyzed is going on? I remember, like we Joe, I think Jane

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and Joe and I had an idea
when we were all living in the island

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apart a bit where like I really
want because I was sleeping in the living

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room. That's like how we div
it up the place because we were like

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four people in the three bedroom and
Swity just didn't care enough to fight for

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a room, so we took them. But I wanted so desperately to wake

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him up in the middle of the
night at like three am, all of

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us dressed as clowns, screaming.
But even part of me, even back

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then, when I feel like I
was a little bit more ruthless, I

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felt like that would probably probably too
much. That would have traumatize me.

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I might have heard I might have
stabbed one of you guys, and that

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would have went to jail for stabbing
one of my friends. My friend was

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like a clown. I stabbed him
and I got scared. No, I'm

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in jail forever and someone lost their
son. My friend woke me up in

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clown Drip, clown drip. The
clown courted me, and now I'm in

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fucking dale forever. What is it
about clowns that white? It's that much

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white? All right, that's fair? Yeah, I mean I just wondered.

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I always I haven't asked enough people
that, but I is this uncanny

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you know, it's this uncanny thing. Yeah, dude, oh wild wild

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thing I realized recently. So apparently
people been talking a lot about Neanderthals.

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Right, sure, what on on
TikTok on TikTok. So what happens is

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I've got to TikTok finally, So
I'm fully addicted to that ship. Now.

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Bad. I don't use my phone
very much throughout the day, but

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when I do use my phone,
I'm often on TikTok. TikTok. Yeah,

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it's bad. And my Instagram is
people saying the N word a bunch

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and like, yeah, vigorously homophobic
and racist jokes. That's all that's all

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my Instagram now, But on my
TikTok, I have I follow stem stuff

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and I follow on like this usually
like just history and for the most part,

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yeah, which is weird. It's
it's a good place for me for

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the most part. But so the
people are talking about how Neanderthals were,

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you know, how people we've thought
are just just back and like we were

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younger, they were like people were
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No, they were like alive at
the same time as us. Different.

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Yeah, there just different. They're
like a subspecies like the Joe Rogans

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of the world that are like related
to them. It's wild how Europeans Europeans

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from eastern eastern Europe or western Italy
and everything is right, that's eastern your

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western Europe, that's them. Are
they are very Neanderthal apparently like Spaniards,

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uh, Italians like Germans are Vertyanderthal. So it's weird how they figured eventually

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they ate us, they would hunt
and eat us. What are you doing

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eat people? All right? Man? You're getting that tic people eat people

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too. Yeah, what are you
talking? Well, they we didn't think

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we didn't he thought they like this
bread, bread, with us and they

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disappeared. But no, they actually
would hunt us because they didn't use dogs.

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They didn't use dogs. The reason
why we outlived them. They didn't

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desiccate dogs at all. Not.
Actually, that's like the fact they were

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stronger than us, so they didn't
really need the need to like domesticate animals

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to kind of get their food.
I gain is that kind of like how

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Africa is like a like a really
like like a rich places. Yeah,

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it's like the best place to be, no real reason to doing it,

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crazy ship, right yeah, right, that's wild that that's a that's like

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a fact that Africa had so much
of everything. It was like a people

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you don't need to really conquer and
you don't need to build it. You

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don't need to build a tank.
Like it doesn't get too hot, doesn't

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get too cold. You have everything's
rich and stuff. It's not like say,

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h North Africa or say the Middle
East ward it's so fucking hot that

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they had to build shit like central
Congo and like the middle of the like

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well the just below the top is
like perfect like human breeding area, which

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is wild yeah yeah yeah, and
like a lot of I mean you look

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at a lot of the the the
untouched cultures that are still around the people

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like people come from the Congo.
That's crazy. I feel like that place

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is such an insane place for humans
to be, and there's plenty of them

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there. What do you mean it's
a drink. I feel like people don't

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live in rain like people live in
rainforest. I'm aware that there are like

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people on the Amazon and the Congo
that lived there, but thinking about a

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human being in a place that has
so many wild fucking animals like gorillas are

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there just walking around you just slapping
trees making them? Was it? You

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then sent me this fucking video of
like a gorilla just slapping an ape into

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the ground. Yeah, what the
hell was that? The gorilla and a

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gorilla. It was slamming into the
floor and it was flat. Eventually it

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was like it was like it was
another april monkey. It was like some

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monkey. It was it was a
smaller epe. It was a smaller monkey

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because it had like a tail.
It was a monkey. But it was

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just like slamming into the ground.
And then at one point he just like

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cracks his arm just casually and it
just drags it away. I'm like,

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why the fuck apes are terrible,
Like, there's like it can be.

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They can't be. Planning of the
apes is terrifying to be now would there

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is no way, There's no way. Then you have to be the strongest

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caliber of human to fight off an
ape. Yeah, that isn't crazy,

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That isn't insane. You have to
be like Hercule to fight off the week.

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Yeah. Yeah, Literally, what
the rock versus a silver back?

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How long would the rock last?
Maybe maybe that is peeling the rock and

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then just sucking off him. You're
just black, man, what do you

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do to the rock? That's fucking
insane concept A giant ape that can suck

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the ethnicities out of you, That
is insane. Like he takes the rock,

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he shucks him a little bit,
and then he's just black. He's

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just black like for a while.
But then you know, the the ape

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gets a little hunger, sucks him
one more time. Now he's just pink,

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and then the rocks just shocked.
But then fucking fast forward. He's

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still doing action films. He's still
like skin. He goes out of the

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name pink rock. Oh my god, that is the most insane thing I've

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never heard. Fucking life. Hey's
peak rock. Oh my God, have

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you heard about He's getting exposed?
Finally? Oh no, not that one.

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So that one was like great,
that one was crazy. But I've

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noticed this and I and I finally
people are catching on. So all those

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weirdos that make a lot of those
video essays of like dumb drama, they're

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all making videos about the Rock now
because he's so fake. He keeps reposting

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shit and saying he's doing it for
the first time. So the biggest one

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that right now that's going around is
in and Out. Three different times throughout

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the years, he's posted trying it
out. I'm trying it out for the

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first time, and he like takes
all these pictures and all this shit,

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and then people are like, dog, you said you've tried it in and

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out for the first time, like
twenty fifteen, and then twenty seventeen,

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and then just recently. He keeps
doing it because he's a fucking freak.

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He did this, dude, he
did this with So there's that famous picture

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of him where he's like in the
the black long sleeve and the fanny pack,

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and uh so years ago he costplayed
is that. I was like,

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Oh, it's awesome, Like you
know, because that shit went viral,

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and then not that long ago he
costplayed it and said that this was the

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first time he did it, and
I was like, wait a minute,

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I remember him saying that years ago. So I noticed this long before,

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like it caught on. So he's
just doing this weird thing where it's like

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a similar of attention. That's it's
It's just it's a weird thing where he's

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like it's a narcissistic thing, bizarre
thing to do it, like it's a

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look at me thing where you get
more attention when you're trying something for the

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first time. I've noticed this with
content, Like there's this drummer from Megadeth,

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the Mega Death drummer. So he
keeps appearing on this channel called drum

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Yo, which I really love.
But the thing is, I know a

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lot of the content's fake. It's
like hearing Paramour for the first time,

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hearing fucking the I'm like, fuck
you, you can't tell me. I

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don't care how metal you are.
You have definitely heard fucking Paramour. You've

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definitely heard the Killers, you know, but you've definitely heard the kill.

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There's no way you're going to be
an American. I have not heard it

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was it was impossible to avoid hot
fuss. You could not avoid you couldn't

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you. There's no person on this
plan. There's a kid in Africa who

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knows, mister Brightside. Like it's
like like in the in the under the

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sand boy fucking with malaria and ship
and they're just like there's surrounding, there's

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so many flies. Open up my
swollen eyes, like some water, please,

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there's water in my head? Is
crazy, that's what I like.

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A mosquito will bite you put water
in your brain. It's crazy. Can

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we can we talk about how how
we like in America? So I learned

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this, but it was wild to
me in America the way they they taught

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us about Africa when we were little, and like what Africa really is like

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and what it looks like because we
thought it was like, oh, it's

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just there's no roads anywhere. This
is a bunch of black children with no

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shoes on. Yeah, and then
you see like Ghana it's a beautiful place.

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You go to Nigeria and Nigeria is
really pretty. Nigeria is an insanely

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rich, fucking literally wild. South
Africa is well the past it had,

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But South Africa is funny because because
of all of the you know, the

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colonizing that went down there. Now
there's fucked up like white slums that like,

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it's crazy. I was talking about
I don't maybe I'll talk with you

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guys about it, but one time
I was saying, it's crazy when you

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see a fucked up street. A
lot of times you're thinking damn and you

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see like a lot of like trash
or whatever. And then I never thought

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about it until recently. I'm like, you know, they didn't build the

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ship that way when it everything used
to look fucking pristine, and then you

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think, what the fuck happened like
to it to get to that degree failure?

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This failure, just a Yero maintenance. It's crazy. It's it's how

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it's how I know New York is
fucking huge, so it's not like that,

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but they're parts of New York like
that you just go through, like

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the Lower East Side on the Upper
eat Side, Llias is the rich Upper

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Side is the like more proverse part
like that constantly shifts, honestly, but

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you go to parts of the l
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like how is like there Trump Towers
right here? Super rich? And

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then down the street there's a homeless
man. Homeless man is the same thing.

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It's like like across the like from
Koreatown, and it's just like it's

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crazy. My grandma's area is like
two miles from a Century where they where

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No, I'm in Inglewood, but
like the street Century actually where I grew

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up for the first four years of
my life. I lived on Century just

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uh where the Colisseum is just just
where you are at, so like there

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is now they've built all that new
stadium and all this ship. It is

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so fucking and it is unbelievably unrecognizable. It's like being in it's like it

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feels like a brand new city.
Like it's I was like, what the

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fuck is this? And then you
just go a couple of miles, you

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make a left, you get on
Western hit Manchester and it is fucking ass.

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It looks it's the suburg Newburgh is
so fund Newburgh was like the place

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not to be we were growing up
in like the discounty. Now it's it's

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literally beautifully Why it's because it's now
a directly across the river from Beacon andcon

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Beacon is exploding because a lot of
people from the city from New York City

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are coming up to Beacon it was
more affordable and colonizing that. But dude,

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it's it's yes, it's I don't
know, man, it's it's I

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remember. I remember my neighborhood on
McLean Avenue in Yonkers being like pretty relatively

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nice. It was like fine,
like there's like trees and like houses,

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and like there was like, you
know, a park that I remember going

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to all the time, And just
before I moved out to l A,

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I went down there again with like
some some friends from like third grade,

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just as like hey, last you
know, not last last Hurrah, but

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like you know, last for a
while. And we went to that park

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and it was just like it's like
it was tagged and like there was like

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broken bottles and like condoms, and
I was like, oh my god.

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And then like I went across the
street to like the pizza place that I

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always went to, and the pizza
place is still good, but the pizza

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places like kind of connected on the
other side of like a carvel, and

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the carvel looks like a fucking it
looks it looks like fallout in that car

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bell. It's like the pain is
like peeling, like like big sheets of

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rock peeling off the wall. I'm
like, yo, this is crazy from

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here, from this place after church
where I grew up, in the Bronx,

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I've been there, and like this
is probably going on. Like maybe

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I promise you it's worse, Like
maybe it's the Bronx. It's worst.

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The Bronxes never gets better, it
never gets more. Where I lived might

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have gone better because it's right next
to the stadium. Oh, it's right

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next to a stadium, So it
might have gone better. We never know,

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very likely, not that that's a
coin flip though, as far as

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causing effect though, because like it
could be better, but as a result

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of that, it's almost like the
Olympics, like when they build like those

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of those coloseums and then like it
just destroys the rest of the area.

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Yeah, yeah, because I know
for me, before I left, we

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had soccerrow trees. There were soccer
trees going down to Grand Concourse. I

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don't know what that is probably one
of the most famous kinds of trees.

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What's that? Why are they pink? No, it's a pine, oak,

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oak stone. My favorite tree is
Christmas tree. Is Christmas Christmas trees?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
what they're called that's what they were

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called before Christmas. It's named after
the tree. Actually, Jesus Christ after

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the tree. Christmas name Christmas is
name. Like on December twenty fifth,

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every year, people just decided to
start randomly putting Christmas trees into their house.

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They were like, I just feel
like, yeah, today feels like

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a good time to put a Christmas
tree in our house. And then two

404
00:26:52.119 --> 00:26:56.039
thousand years later, Joe's child was
born. It's like, yeah, hey,

405
00:26:56.119 --> 00:26:57.200
wait, let's name him after the
tree that we put in this.

406
00:26:57.960 --> 00:27:06.720
Yeah, this is a dumb and
us name him cry Jesus like the tree.

407
00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:11.279
Oh my god, did you guys? I was talking a little bit

408
00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:14.839
sweety about this before, But did
you hear? Did you hear? Derek

409
00:27:15.240 --> 00:27:21.400
uh Waguan Delilah? Is it real? Make? What is that? So

410
00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:29.359
I this? I audibly went,
what the fuck is this? Like?

411
00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:33.559
I audibly in my soul it is
real? I seriously, because I so

412
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:36.759
everybody. I was reading the comments
of like the the most viewed video,

413
00:27:37.359 --> 00:27:41.920
everybody was unanimous decision. It was
like, oh, this is clearly some

414
00:27:41.000 --> 00:27:45.880
AI bullshit. This is clearly some
AI. Uh So when I reposted on

415
00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:51.240
my story, shout out to Buntie
King. He sent me a video of

416
00:27:51.400 --> 00:27:55.559
the guy. Uh, snow whatever
the fuck his name is snow Day whatever

417
00:27:55.599 --> 00:28:00.400
the fuck that whatever? Oh yeah, the guy that the Patchwa guy.

418
00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:04.039
He was just there getting interviewed and
he's I understand why it happened. So

419
00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:11.039
he's like a local localist essentially,
because he's like a fucking he's he's look,

420
00:28:11.079 --> 00:28:15.160
he's you hear the song, you
know? This guy is like cringe,

421
00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:18.279
right, So he's like famous in
Toronto over there, like local Like,

422
00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:21.880
oh this guy, we know this
guy. He's fucking hilarious. He's

423
00:28:21.880 --> 00:28:26.279
an idiot. And so Drake,
I think just to show that like,

424
00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:30.440
oh this Kendrick Beef didn't bother me
at all. I'm just gonna do some

425
00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:33.480
dumb ship. I'm gonna do some
I'm just gonna have fun. So then

426
00:28:33.480 --> 00:28:37.480
he collabed with that guy, and
uh, it's easily the worst thing that

427
00:28:37.559 --> 00:28:41.480
I've heard this year. And I'm
trying to think of, like, what's

428
00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:45.279
the worst thing I've heard in the
past few years. I think this is

429
00:28:45.599 --> 00:28:48.799
the thing. I think this is
this is it. Yeah, I was

430
00:28:48.880 --> 00:28:52.559
I was racking myra. I thought
it was silly. That's why this is

431
00:28:52.839 --> 00:28:56.000
silly. It is very silly.
I thought it was a I. This

432
00:28:56.119 --> 00:29:00.079
has to be a I. Every
everybody was like in Unison like this.

433
00:29:00.200 --> 00:29:03.839
Definitely, the autotune sounds so bad. It's that it's like it doesn't sound

434
00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:07.480
right. It almost it's Okham's razor
suggests that it is AI. Well,

435
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:11.680
it's you know, the AI is
so bad because this person. So first

436
00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:15.160
of all, you know, like
say, there's different in different programs,

437
00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:21.119
right in different plugins, they have
like very uh simple settings, so people

438
00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:25.200
can totally understand where it's like,
you want to humanize it as much as

439
00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:27.680
possible, unless you're trying to go
for like a future or like you know,

440
00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:32.440
you're trying to go for a specific
sound. So whoever did this,

441
00:29:32.519 --> 00:29:36.599
and maybe it was him himself,
that fucking guy doesn't understand how that works.

442
00:29:37.200 --> 00:29:40.440
And so when he put it ran
it through the auto tune, he

443
00:29:40.519 --> 00:29:45.440
had it on the least humanized fucking
thing like he had it like it it's

444
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:48.759
it is it cracks too fast and
it just sounds so fucking robotic, and

445
00:29:48.839 --> 00:29:52.720
so like, oh yeah, like
AI like what AI does essentially, And

446
00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:56.960
so I was so fucking surprised that
I'm like Drake why would you attach your

447
00:29:57.039 --> 00:30:00.759
name to this? But again,
I think he's just trying to be like,

448
00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:03.799
well look at me. I'm I'm
fucking I'm fun. Life's good.

449
00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:08.839
I don't care that, Like I
don't care everybody, because the more videos

450
00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:14.039
that I've seen about that, the
more young girls that he's oh yeah there's

451
00:30:14.039 --> 00:30:17.920
been there's been sketchy behavior. Bro, I can't ignore that ship. I

452
00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:21.559
can't ignore the first one. I
can't ignore the Millie Bobby Brown thing,

453
00:30:21.960 --> 00:30:25.359
like because like, in what universe, and I know we might have talked

454
00:30:25.400 --> 00:30:29.400
about this before, Just what universe? Are you just really good friends with

455
00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:33.559
a teenager to the point where you're
texting her I miss you so much?

456
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:36.799
It is strange. Yeah, I
can't. I can't. I don't even

457
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:41.920
begrudge knowing the person and being friendly
with them, even to a degree where

458
00:30:41.920 --> 00:30:44.079
it's like okay, because I don't
know famous people are like that's like a

459
00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:47.759
different breed to me where it's like
I don't know, like that's that can

460
00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:51.599
be something something weird about that where
I feel like Instagram friends with them like

461
00:30:51.759 --> 00:30:53.920
I would have been. But I
miss you so much, Macaulay cul Bro.

462
00:30:53.960 --> 00:31:00.519
They're like I have Joe Pecci,
Yeah, I miss you so much.

463
00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:15.200
Fucking cell phones and what I guess
cell phones just started. It's just

464
00:31:15.559 --> 00:31:18.240
or he's doing a l instant message
and he's like, I mean I'm missing

465
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:21.839
I missed he's so much. Motherfucker, you too, motherfucker, and then

466
00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:27.839
so much sends him a dig pit, and then of course McCauley's like,

467
00:31:30.880 --> 00:31:33.079
that's also my reaction when I get
a dick pic. Yeah, Pis,

468
00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:38.119
have you gotten too too? I've
gotten way more than I They just I'm

469
00:31:38.119 --> 00:31:41.240
sure, I'm sure I've gotten more. But I've seen too. I've gotten

470
00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:48.240
surprisingly, I have not seen any
I've got. I've seen somebody's balls on

471
00:31:48.319 --> 00:31:52.720
my story, which upset me.
And then and then one person when I

472
00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:56.960
used to have a dankulous ball,
so was he probablys And I was like,

473
00:31:56.000 --> 00:31:59.440
what it was? It might have
been I can't remember. It might

474
00:31:59.480 --> 00:32:01.799
have been his watches. This hey
friend, what's up? Oh yeah,

475
00:32:01.799 --> 00:32:08.079
she's she's twenty five dollars. Actually, yeah, literally, every time I

476
00:32:08.079 --> 00:32:12.359
seen something like that in the in
the credits, I assume that they just

477
00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:25.079
forgot watches us. She's super.
You realize that it throws up burns.

478
00:32:29.839 --> 00:32:32.079
That's disgusting. Well, you never
before. It definitely happened. Well,

479
00:32:32.119 --> 00:32:37.039
just the idea of happening calmly,
calmly after you decided to like unsubscribe,

480
00:32:37.240 --> 00:32:43.160
the idea of the idea of you
noticing something that's not bothered you so much

481
00:32:43.400 --> 00:32:46.400
that makes you burn to throw up
wild. Yeah, it's like, dude,

482
00:32:46.400 --> 00:32:52.880
look at your hair. Oh yeah. When they were when we were

483
00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:57.519
carry barbecue and fucking them, they
were making the calamari. I was wretching

484
00:32:58.200 --> 00:33:00.680
seeing them because I just I can't, I just I just my brain can't

485
00:33:00.839 --> 00:33:07.720
imagine someone eating that. It's just
disrespectful. I don't like respectful. There're

486
00:33:07.720 --> 00:33:10.279
too there's some animals that I feel
like that are too fucking smart that we

487
00:33:10.279 --> 00:33:14.920
should just leave alone. Like you
know, pigs are smart as right,

488
00:33:15.039 --> 00:33:16.960
and and I look at man,
I love me some pig. But if

489
00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:21.160
we were like unanimously like let's stop
fucking with pigs, I'd be okay.

490
00:33:21.799 --> 00:33:27.000
Look, I would personally be the
only person to pigs. I would not

491
00:33:27.039 --> 00:33:30.039
be the only I have a bathroom
in my house dedicated to just like this

492
00:33:30.279 --> 00:33:37.160
latter you have an underground this bathroom. He's why he pisses and ships and

493
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:40.640
he brings in that fogs and kills
them, and you can have a full

494
00:33:40.799 --> 00:33:47.039
fucking rusty in your bathroom. Be
like all this carbon monoxide you refused open

495
00:33:47.079 --> 00:33:52.279
a window, You shut the vents
on purpose. I don't know if I

496
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:53.319
could, Like, I don't know, man, I just every now and

497
00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:58.920
again just like like a nice pull
poor bacon on a bacon, egg and

498
00:33:58.960 --> 00:34:00.519
cheese. I don't know if I
could do it. It's the bacon and

499
00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:04.039
cheese that might get me. Everything
else about it. I don't fucking love,

500
00:34:04.039 --> 00:34:06.359
but the bacon, egg and cheese
is done. I already can't do

501
00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:07.360
bacon. No, wait, I
can do baking. Sorry, I can't.

502
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:12.239
I already can't do eggs because my
fucking body's sat insane. I'm waiting

503
00:34:12.239 --> 00:34:15.400
for science to fix me. I
want science to fix me. Tasty eggs

504
00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:17.000
all the time, and I'm like, open up a cup of stem cells

505
00:34:17.000 --> 00:34:22.079
and just fix whatever's wrong. At
some point they will, I know they'll

506
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:27.079
be able to correct that, because
I'm like, bro, what is why

507
00:34:27.159 --> 00:34:29.840
without eggs? Is weird? Especially
like, oh, I went back to

508
00:34:29.880 --> 00:34:30.599
my hometown. I was like,
oh cool, I'm back in the Hobra.

509
00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:36.440
They have these breakfast burritos that they
have in the morning, and you

510
00:34:36.480 --> 00:34:40.159
can't They're they're pre made, so
you can't like edit them or whatever.

511
00:34:40.280 --> 00:34:44.559
It's all mixed together, the potatoes, the eggs, and the ham,

512
00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:47.679
so it's not like I can just
take that sounds goods. It just literally

513
00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:50.559
made me hungr right now. And
I was like, I can't eat them

514
00:34:50.599 --> 00:34:52.800
anymore. I was like, this
is this is fucking hell, man,

515
00:34:52.239 --> 00:34:57.440
But whatever, I can't, dude, I can for me, it's chicken.

516
00:34:57.480 --> 00:35:00.079
I can't give up chicken. I
can never get the one chick chicken

517
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:06.480
Bacon Like pork would be difficult,
but chicken would be really chicken. Chicken

518
00:35:06.480 --> 00:35:09.320
would be impossible. If we can
keep like one, I would I would

519
00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:13.960
say, like chicken, chicken,
yeah, yeah, like we keep chicken

520
00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:15.840
and broccoli. If I couldn't eat
like New York style times and broccoli,

521
00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:19.400
I would cry that ship. Get
that ship. Is how I made it

522
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:22.199
this far, that knowing that food
exists, it gives me the faith to

523
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:28.360
not kill myself. It's why it's
versatility to healthiness ratios is hot right compared

524
00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:30.119
to the other one. It's very
hard for chicken to be bad for you.

525
00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:35.000
And I just like fucking like put
a bunch of terrible unless you go

526
00:35:35.079 --> 00:35:38.360
fucking South, and then they will
make its uddly as dude. When I

527
00:35:38.360 --> 00:35:44.440
I used to there was this.
It was chicken waffles batter, and I

528
00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:49.280
think I gained like ten pounds.
What it's called the let's not slop at

529
00:35:49.320 --> 00:35:52.800
something. It's how Misky makes his
his chicken tenders. Tookies from the South.

530
00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:54.800
Yeah, he makes it with the
uh. It's some sort of batter.

531
00:35:54.760 --> 00:35:58.840
I have a particular name for the
batter. But that ship is so

532
00:35:59.119 --> 00:36:01.800
fucking heavy that by itself even that
you're like, whoa, this one tender

533
00:36:01.960 --> 00:36:06.880
fell into my stumbach sh It's so
delicious, though, God, I missed

534
00:36:06.880 --> 00:36:10.840
the South. I hate being there
bro a single individuals. It's the weather

535
00:36:12.079 --> 00:36:15.760
is, the the weather is.
The word has gotten better because of climate

536
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:19.840
altering. Whether it's not as murder
anymore in some areas, but then there's

537
00:36:19.880 --> 00:36:22.119
other areas where it's it's complete swamp
ass. Still. I hate, dude,

538
00:36:22.119 --> 00:36:25.800
I hate it. I hate the
people. I hate there. They've

539
00:36:25.840 --> 00:36:30.599
been warped because they're there so long
that they think these Southern isms that are

540
00:36:30.639 --> 00:36:35.519
just insane are normal. Yeah,
and it's not normal, Like I remember

541
00:36:35.559 --> 00:36:37.440
spending a summer in Atlanta, and
I was like, I don't want to

542
00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:42.039
be here anymore. I want to
go back home. My grandmother. My

543
00:36:42.079 --> 00:36:44.000
grandmother was like, why do you
hate it so much? Like I saw

544
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:47.599
somebody fought a fucking window and get
up and start running, like he fell

545
00:36:47.639 --> 00:36:50.639
out of like a third story window, and I was like, that guy

546
00:36:50.719 --> 00:36:52.480
died. He didn't die. He
got up and he ran off third stories.

547
00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:57.599
That's really impressive to fall It was
on grass right, No, okay,

548
00:36:57.639 --> 00:37:00.079
well no, he was really impressive. He was fucking geeked. I

549
00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:05.000
feel like, absolutely geeked up.
That's what I got studied. No,

550
00:37:05.079 --> 00:37:09.880
he was fucking on ya yo,
he was. That's why he got up

551
00:37:12.559 --> 00:37:17.880
places everyone's crazy, everyone's angry because
it's there's no prosperity there. I fucking

552
00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:22.840
hate Atlanta. I never want to
go there again. I hope it's thinks

553
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:27.199
the open since I don't even feel
I don't feel that Florida is worse.

554
00:37:27.719 --> 00:37:32.840
That's what I feel that way about
Florida because my experiences in Florida, and

555
00:37:34.639 --> 00:37:37.519
I don't have good experiences in Florida, even like say, oh, Creator

556
00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:40.880
class and ship was cool and stuff, but I was also really upset that

557
00:37:40.880 --> 00:37:44.400
I was in Tampa too. Yeah. Yeah, it was like, I

558
00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:50.079
fucking I just don't like, there's
nothing redeemable because everything that Florida has to

559
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:53.880
offer, in my opinion, California
has like and the weather's better, like

560
00:37:53.960 --> 00:37:58.960
say Florida the weather when they're like, oh, Sonny, it rains and

561
00:37:59.079 --> 00:38:07.920
hurricanes all the fucking time. Yeah, I think gators everywhere just flying Chrystal.

562
00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:09.000
Now for Florida, you didn't flying
with us, right? What do

563
00:38:09.000 --> 00:38:12.320
you mean we went to create a
class and didn't flying with us, right?

564
00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:15.000
I think I were separate from us. You guys are there before us,

565
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:15.519
that's why. Well, I think
I had for the way in.

566
00:38:16.639 --> 00:38:19.960
I had to be there early.
Yeah, even earlier than the way and

567
00:38:20.000 --> 00:38:22.280
I think, so, yeah,
dude, we got off the plane,

568
00:38:22.400 --> 00:38:24.599
I think it was me Jalen.
No, Jaalen got there like an hour

569
00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:28.880
and a half before we did,
but it was me Jalen. We were

570
00:38:29.000 --> 00:38:30.719
Koe was just hilarious. K was
there with us. He came to visit

571
00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:35.960
as well too. But we all
got off the plane and we I forgot

572
00:38:35.960 --> 00:38:39.519
I had been in Florida so long. The fucking Gunky Air touched me,

573
00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:44.119
and I was the hair is heavy
and wet and hot. Yep, this

574
00:38:44.159 --> 00:38:46.559
is disgusting. And then like it's
it's a fun place. I had a

575
00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:50.960
good time walking around Florida. I
thought it was spending time with my friends,

576
00:38:51.360 --> 00:38:53.039
but I just I couldn't live there. Yeah, it's it's the living

577
00:38:53.119 --> 00:38:59.119
thing, like the it's so just
what it was. It's not it's still

578
00:38:59.239 --> 00:39:00.960
comparatively, That's exactly what I mean, though, it is the living thing

579
00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:05.199
because there's a lot like say Vegas. Vegas is fun to visit, but

580
00:39:05.599 --> 00:39:08.039
I fucking hated living it was like
it was. It was nice. I

581
00:39:08.079 --> 00:39:12.519
was in north which was actually nice
because there was barely any people there,

582
00:39:12.920 --> 00:39:15.239
so there was but then there was
this desolation. It looks like I was

583
00:39:15.280 --> 00:39:20.519
like, this is hell, like
it is there is nothing and it's just

584
00:39:20.639 --> 00:39:25.000
all brown and like it's it.
It kills your soul, it kills the

585
00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:30.800
creativity of just seeing vastness of death. And I'm like, bro, how

586
00:39:30.800 --> 00:39:32.639
do people fucking I understand how some
people like you go to summerland, you

587
00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:37.440
go to the Northwest, and it's
all it is the most It is the

588
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:40.079
fakest place I've ever seen because it
has all it has these trees that don't

589
00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:45.159
even grow at all, like so
uh in Vegas, so it's like summon.

590
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:50.000
Yeah, like so no, it's
more well like because if you go

591
00:39:50.039 --> 00:39:52.639
if you go heading towards here,
you can kind of cause South Henderson is

592
00:39:52.719 --> 00:39:55.719
kind of nice like that in some
certain areas, but that's more uh that's

593
00:39:55.800 --> 00:40:00.239
east, that's southeast. But if
you're going like say west and then just

594
00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:05.960
north a little bit and there's like
the Summerland area, it is really nice.

595
00:40:05.960 --> 00:40:08.559
But if you go to the very
top of it, it's like there's

596
00:40:08.760 --> 00:40:13.079
grass fucking everywhere, and it's hilly, so you can't really even see the

597
00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:16.960
fucking ship mountains. And then uh, there is these trees that don't have

598
00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:21.840
any business being on the fucking west
coast that have all the fucking brown and

599
00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:24.000
reddish like they're fucking trees that you
know, you know, trees that you

600
00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:30.119
guys probably were used to seeing in
the east. That's so terrible. Yeah,

601
00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:38.280
it's four trees. They should not
be there. I literally just there's

602
00:40:38.719 --> 00:40:44.719
my friend. My friend actually had
a mishka. The husky actually just passed

603
00:40:44.719 --> 00:40:47.199
not too long ago. But uh, I was I was like, bro,

604
00:40:47.639 --> 00:40:52.480
what this dog is. But the
thing is they just have the A

605
00:40:52.599 --> 00:40:57.760
C. And it's just inside all
day. But I'm like, this sucks,

606
00:40:57.800 --> 00:41:00.679
bro. See people do that to
dogs as wild to my people really

607
00:41:00.679 --> 00:41:02.800
don't understand that they're built for certain
climates. Like, actually they are just

608
00:41:04.159 --> 00:41:08.039
like hare man I a handful of
times, You'll see. I was in

609
00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:14.039
Vegas and I saw in the middle
of the summer a couple of people walking

610
00:41:14.039 --> 00:41:17.960
their fucking dogs in the middle of
and I'm like, like, it depends

611
00:41:17.960 --> 00:41:21.679
on what the person look like,
because a lot of times people that do

612
00:41:21.719 --> 00:41:23.679
that are insane, So you kind
of like, should I say something to

613
00:41:23.719 --> 00:41:27.000
them, you know, because you
don't want You're not trying to get into

614
00:41:27.000 --> 00:41:30.639
a fight because but those people are
crazy. And the thing is they've probably

615
00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:34.519
heard it more than once, so
that means that they probably are being defiant

616
00:41:34.719 --> 00:41:37.719
and don't care about the dog.
So I'm like, I have to contemplate.

617
00:41:37.760 --> 00:41:39.159
Like I saw a young guy do
it, and he was in my

618
00:41:39.159 --> 00:41:42.800
neighborhood, so I was like,
hey, bro, it's fucking l PM.

619
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:46.360
Why are you Why are you It
is fucking like two hundred degrees on

620
00:41:46.400 --> 00:41:52.360
the ground, dude. I hate
how hot Vegas gets Bro, that shit

621
00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:57.199
is obscene. It's the the dry
one hundred and twenty five degrees sometimes,

622
00:41:57.199 --> 00:42:01.039
and I'm like, why in certain
area it's hot. It's just the dryness

623
00:42:01.119 --> 00:42:05.639
is what. Like, I don't
mind dry heat, but living in it

624
00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:07.800
is different. Like say, if
you're visiting Vegas and then the dry heat

625
00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:13.000
is fine, you can deal with
it, but like living your like my

626
00:42:13.159 --> 00:42:16.320
skin, my fucking I don't have
uh I have. I use cocoa butter.

627
00:42:16.360 --> 00:42:21.039
My skin is always moistured. People
have always complimented how soft my skin

628
00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:24.320
is and ship and then I was
cracked up. My fucking feet were always

629
00:42:24.320 --> 00:42:29.880
doesn't matter how much fucking blotion or
whatever I did, cracked, always cracked.

630
00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:32.719
My fucking nose bled all the time. My eyes, dude, I

631
00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:38.239
never used uh drops for dryness.
Bro. My eyes were like permanently just

632
00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:43.840
fucked And now I never I didn't
use that crazy I'm so blind. Yeah,

633
00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:45.639
you'd imagine would have used eye drops, but like, I didn't use

634
00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:49.320
it drop until I moved out here
when we're in the middle of the drought,

635
00:42:50.320 --> 00:42:52.360
Like, what the fuck? What's
so dry? It's insane because I

636
00:42:52.360 --> 00:42:54.119
can deal with heat, right.
Well, the thing about it's Caribbean heat

637
00:42:54.199 --> 00:42:57.880
versus other places heat. Right,
Like, in the Caribbean, there's a

638
00:42:58.039 --> 00:43:00.559
tott as fuck yeah, but there's
ocean breeze all the time, and the

639
00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:04.880
islands are tiny, so you get
hit with like really beautiful, like that

640
00:43:04.960 --> 00:43:07.280
ocean cold wind that touches on your
like this feels amazing. Oh, I

641
00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:13.079
missed that, but you got none
of that anywhere else pretty much. It's

642
00:43:13.079 --> 00:43:15.280
the Florida maybe ven near the water, even the ocean, even the worst,

643
00:43:15.199 --> 00:43:17.960
the ocean breeze is like a really
good, so refreshing, dude.

644
00:43:17.960 --> 00:43:21.639
I missed that shit so much.
That was one of the benefits of like

645
00:43:21.639 --> 00:43:24.400
Whenever Whenever when we started doing Sacred
and I had to go to Santa Monica

646
00:43:24.559 --> 00:43:27.920
and always make an excuse to just
kind of go by the water because that

647
00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:30.440
breeze is so good. It's so
nice, it feels so refreshing. I

648
00:43:30.480 --> 00:43:35.840
had the benefit of even being when
I was in La where I was before

649
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:38.559
I moved to Vegas, it was
just close enough, like even though it

650
00:43:38.599 --> 00:43:44.639
was about like six miles, it
was enough to the the air was a

651
00:43:44.679 --> 00:43:46.159
little bit different in that area,
correct, just enough to wards like a

652
00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:51.920
little bit cooler, and it just
felt a little bit fresher and man I

653
00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:55.119
used to. That was the only
the only thing that when when Jojo and

654
00:43:55.159 --> 00:43:58.360
I we were talking about, oh, where should we move when we moved

655
00:43:58.360 --> 00:44:00.840
back here, we were first looking
at uh by the beach. That was

656
00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:02.800
the first thing that we're thinking.
But that I was just like, it's

657
00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:07.119
just not practical. It's just not
it's a way, it's too far from

658
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:09.079
everything, even if I wanted to
be like by my friends or be by

659
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:13.880
work. I was like, I
was looking and then the options. I

660
00:44:13.920 --> 00:44:17.800
was looking in Santa Monica. You
don't want to go bro, I could

661
00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:23.960
afford a shack. I was looking
at Santa Monica. It's not That's one

662
00:44:23.960 --> 00:44:28.360
of those places too where it's like
you don't want to live there. I've

663
00:44:28.360 --> 00:44:30.800
never spent a huge amount of time
that spent like my day there and I

664
00:44:30.880 --> 00:44:32.760
leave. Yeah, I've never I've
never been there proper, you know,

665
00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:36.880
like downtown Santa Monica, like right
by the giant, fucking right by the

666
00:44:36.920 --> 00:44:38.920
giant, like Bank of America where
the square is like literally is like like

667
00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:43.360
an Americana esque area. I know
what you're talking about. That area.

668
00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:45.239
I have sent time over there and
it's nice as fuck right there. Yeah,

669
00:44:45.320 --> 00:44:47.000
but my friends like, you don't
want to you don't want to stay

670
00:44:47.039 --> 00:44:49.519
here. You come here, you
get something to eat, you do,

671
00:44:49.599 --> 00:44:52.400
you hang out, and then you
go back home. Yeah, yeah,

672
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:54.559
yeah, I mean whatever. I
almost yeah, it's yeah, but I

673
00:44:54.599 --> 00:45:00.960
definitely I wish it was just a
beach. It's a little bit closer to

674
00:45:00.119 --> 00:45:07.280
us. Yeah, it sucks over
there living by Riverside. Riverside, don't

675
00:45:07.280 --> 00:45:09.960
know, beach. There's water by
Riverside, isn't it. You probably think

676
00:45:09.960 --> 00:45:15.119
of something else you're talking about,
like river. There's two riversides. There's

677
00:45:15.199 --> 00:45:21.280
riversides. There's a riverside that's kind
of like more Inland east, and then

678
00:45:21.320 --> 00:45:23.880
there's a riverside that's like southern,
like south more towards San Diego, the

679
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:28.239
one you're talking about. Oh really, yeah? Is that? Is that

680
00:45:28.360 --> 00:45:34.000
like a because like the city,
there's the city of Riverside and Riverside County

681
00:45:34.679 --> 00:45:37.480
is southeast and it is just hot
ash ship over there. It's when it

682
00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:40.719
starts to when you start just getting
a little bit out of like you pass

683
00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:45.519
Orange County to the east, and
then it starts getting kind of fucking hot,

684
00:45:45.639 --> 00:45:52.119
like and there's like Riverside Counties is
cheap but hot, and you don't

685
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:53.239
want to live you don't want to
live there unless you're just trying to get

686
00:45:53.239 --> 00:45:55.679
like a good house. And then
you're like, I don't mind driving into

687
00:45:55.679 --> 00:45:59.519
the city. I don't want to
do that. Like that was the whole

688
00:45:59.559 --> 00:46:05.000
thing of let's just live in civilization, Like let's just you know, like

689
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:07.679
I'm at the point of those conversations
now where like we're trying to figure because

690
00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:12.360
we're at where we're we're in the
back house of the parents and it's really

691
00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:15.920
nice. Yeah, but where the
we have to have a plan obviously,

692
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:16.679
you know, like I want to
buy I don't want to be there,

693
00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:20.440
like thirty three years old living back
there. I want to have like my

694
00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:22.320
own place, right, So we're
trying to figure out like where we're gonna

695
00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:25.719
where we're gonna go if we go
somewhere, and I don't want to leave

696
00:46:25.760 --> 00:46:30.119
California. I don't want to leave
California exactly. But if she's like,

697
00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:32.039
we can leave CALLI and go somewhere
and get a cheap, big house,

698
00:46:32.079 --> 00:46:35.840
I would definitely do that. Like
I would go to Midwest get a giant

699
00:46:35.840 --> 00:46:37.679
fucking house. Yeah, despite your
job, huh, despite your job.

700
00:46:37.880 --> 00:46:40.639
I mean, I'd let you guys
know well ahead of time that I'm fucking

701
00:46:40.719 --> 00:46:45.199
leaving. I want to be like, hey, guys, I'm moving next

702
00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:47.639
week and just leave you guys to
be fun. Yeah, but I would.

703
00:46:47.679 --> 00:46:51.440
I would because I want everybody to
leave. Callis so expensive here,

704
00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:55.400
man. I wish everybody would go. If everybody just like, let's just

705
00:46:55.480 --> 00:46:59.519
leave, I'd be like, yay, where and I'll just throw a fucking

706
00:46:59.559 --> 00:47:00.960
spreadshet We'd figure out where we go. But no one wants to leave.

707
00:47:01.519 --> 00:47:05.480
Yeah, it's what's the problem is
because we don't have like like if we

708
00:47:05.519 --> 00:47:07.960
have like I don't, we don't
actually need mister Beast's levels of money.

709
00:47:08.159 --> 00:47:13.239
But mister Beasts, for example,
he I guess he wanted to stay and

710
00:47:13.880 --> 00:47:16.199
wherever the fuck he's in, like
Virginia or North Carolina. He's someone like

711
00:47:16.280 --> 00:47:21.519
that where the fuck he's at.
So we had we got houses for his

712
00:47:21.639 --> 00:47:23.639
people, Like it was like,
oh, here, let's be in this

713
00:47:23.679 --> 00:47:27.400
community where he could live. They
can live wherever the fuck they want.

714
00:47:27.400 --> 00:47:30.239
But I guess he just like likes
being over there. I love I would

715
00:47:30.280 --> 00:47:32.239
love to move back because I don't
know if i'd live in this city again.

716
00:47:32.280 --> 00:47:36.719
I'd probably probably go to like Pennsylvania
or something like that. I'm good,

717
00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:37.800
I'm good with New York. I
think I'm kind of well. The

718
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:39.840
thing for me is, like I
know I'll be back in New York eventually

719
00:47:39.880 --> 00:47:43.719
anyway. Yeah, like I'll see, like I will eventually. I'm sure

720
00:47:43.719 --> 00:47:45.039
at some point in my life I
will move back to New York. But

721
00:47:45.119 --> 00:47:47.079
like I just said, there's no
real rush for me to do that,

722
00:47:47.480 --> 00:47:51.880
you know what I mean at all? I would just even the next like

723
00:47:51.920 --> 00:47:53.639
ten years, Like I'm just like, probably not. I would love I'd

724
00:47:53.679 --> 00:47:58.360
love to go spend time back there
again for a little while, just absorb

725
00:47:58.440 --> 00:48:00.800
the culture for longer than a vacer, like like enough to be like there

726
00:48:00.800 --> 00:48:02.639
for a little while, yeah,
and be like, man, I really

727
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:05.480
had my failure here. I missed
it. I had a good time.

728
00:48:05.599 --> 00:48:07.480
I enjoyed being here. And then
I would just come back to wherever and

729
00:48:07.519 --> 00:48:14.079
then the crocodiles gonna pop out of
the fucking a sewer. Crocodile, throw

730
00:48:14.119 --> 00:48:16.679
your leg off. Yeah, basically
three sharks come out the and I can

731
00:48:16.760 --> 00:48:20.119
fit them and leave my car.
Did you see that that they found the

732
00:48:20.119 --> 00:48:22.920
shark in Manhattan? Of course they
did. That doesn't make sense, doesn't

733
00:48:22.159 --> 00:48:29.079
surprise me. Yeah, so it's
just like it's just what was right?

734
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:34.000
I was on Lexington like like out
the water, yeah, the intersection.

735
00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:43.760
Yeah, it's like, I don't
know, man. You know, sharks

736
00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:46.719
keep growing as a age. They
don't stop growing. Doesn't some things?

737
00:48:46.920 --> 00:48:50.840
Most things stop growing. Sharks don't
stop growing. That it's not true that

738
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:53.280
it is true. I've seen sharks
shrinks. Specifically, I've seen sharks in

739
00:48:53.280 --> 00:48:59.159
the fact get tinier. I've seen
I've measured it. Is this all sharks?

740
00:48:59.199 --> 00:49:01.800
Because what about shark that are just
tinier on average? They'll keep growing

741
00:49:01.800 --> 00:49:07.119
relative to their size. They won't
just Okay, so what about what you

742
00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:10.639
do? They not die from old
age. There's some animal that doesn't.

743
00:49:10.639 --> 00:49:14.760
There's some animals that don't just die
from old age. Turtles they do that

744
00:49:14.840 --> 00:49:16.840
eventually. We just never see it. We didn't. We will just never

745
00:49:16.920 --> 00:49:21.880
see it happen. I've never seen
a turtle dying, yeah, because because

746
00:49:21.880 --> 00:49:25.159
they live so long. That's why
you've also been alive not very long on

747
00:49:25.199 --> 00:49:28.559
a turtle scale of life. So
that's why you've never seen one die.

748
00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:30.519
If I killed the turtle at twelve. You murdered it. It didn't really

749
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:35.679
die. You murdered it. It
didn't die. You murdered it. It's

750
00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:37.920
more you murdered it than it died, you know, because dying is like,

751
00:49:37.920 --> 00:49:43.440
oh, you just kind of expired
murder did I saw a video of

752
00:49:43.440 --> 00:49:45.920
some guy trying to get a care
out of a crab's hand and a cab

753
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:47.280
wouldn't let go over and he just
split it in half with a bunch of

754
00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:51.880
that's crazy that. I was like, that's so, that's see, that's

755
00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:53.800
I don't know, there's something about
crabs that I'm a little bit more empathetic

756
00:49:53.840 --> 00:49:59.639
towards compared to most, not even
slight most. But it's weird. It's

757
00:49:59.639 --> 00:50:02.039
because the it's got the they got
the little mister crab's eyes, and they're

758
00:50:02.159 --> 00:50:06.360
sort of they have sort of a
cute aesthetic. They have sort of they

759
00:50:06.400 --> 00:50:12.840
got a cute thing about them relative
to insects. You know, I don't

760
00:50:14.079 --> 00:50:16.159
I'll kick a lobster into paste,
but like, no, I don't.

761
00:50:16.159 --> 00:50:19.960
I don't, man, I don't
fuck with Like, I don't know.

762
00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:23.199
I think it's weird how people just
prepare ship like that. Like, I

763
00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:25.760
think it's brutal to the nature of
how they do it. Sometimes it's crazy

764
00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:30.840
because it's like we're we're not we
are not like we we we're very conscious,

765
00:50:31.000 --> 00:50:34.960
right, there's no need to do
ship like that. We're not like

766
00:50:35.000 --> 00:50:38.039
a fucking bear like mauling a moose
and then just chomping on it, like

767
00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:42.440
just like there's a there's a video
of like a bear like just smacks the

768
00:50:42.480 --> 00:50:45.039
fuck out of a moose or no, not a moose, because I think

769
00:50:45.039 --> 00:50:47.679
it's too big. It's it's an
elk, I think, or a deer

770
00:50:47.719 --> 00:50:51.400
maybe I don't know, whatever it
was. I don't remember. Elk a

771
00:50:51.440 --> 00:50:53.920
pretty big too, though they are
very they are very big. They're fucking

772
00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:59.639
like like almost a thousand pounds or
some ship like so, but the bear

773
00:50:59.679 --> 00:51:02.639
fucks something up and then that thing's
back is broken and then it just starts

774
00:51:02.679 --> 00:51:07.440
chomping on it, and then it's
just making noises. Like the fact that

775
00:51:07.480 --> 00:51:09.199
the animals, the petter is able
to ignore that that shit is like they

776
00:51:09.199 --> 00:51:14.280
probably don't even hear it. They're
like they're just humming, eating, like

777
00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:20.119
yeah, I'm so happy I'm a
bear climb tree and go in some human's

778
00:51:20.119 --> 00:51:24.039
house and eat their porridge. If
we eat other animals the way that we

779
00:51:24.079 --> 00:51:28.719
eat crabs and lobsters. I feel
like it would be really I think it

780
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:31.480
would people would. I think people
would like, oh yeah, like we

781
00:51:31.559 --> 00:51:36.039
just crack it open and crack it
open and slurp it out people. People,

782
00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:40.079
People would fucking stop like this whole
thing like a fish like things in

783
00:51:40.119 --> 00:51:45.719
the in the sea that don't make
like any noises. Yeah they can't.

784
00:51:45.760 --> 00:51:47.480
They can't problem, they can't make
noises, and they can't smile, they

785
00:51:47.480 --> 00:51:51.599
can't really emote. Yeah, they
can't cry, they can't go like stop

786
00:51:51.679 --> 00:51:53.719
like seeing a fucking uh. Like
it's like saying when you're fish, it's

787
00:51:53.760 --> 00:51:58.679
so easy to fish because you just
get it and the fishes just flopping around

788
00:51:58.840 --> 00:52:04.039
slap it. Like about the fact
that you just put a hook through its

789
00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:07.559
brain and its lip and and there's
this like open that's it. And they

790
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:10.400
have do they have teeth? And
we already talked about as in one episodes,

791
00:52:10.440 --> 00:52:14.599
but the fact they have teeth,
Bro, Colin have people teeth some

792
00:52:14.639 --> 00:52:20.599
of them send yeah, consistently photos
he sends me. Every now and again.

793
00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:23.559
I'll get a message from Colin and
it will either be about sacred or

794
00:52:23.800 --> 00:52:29.360
it's like a fish with human teeth, or like a wet owl, or

795
00:52:29.360 --> 00:52:31.400
just sucking some animal that he thinks
I would find disturbing. Yeah, I

796
00:52:31.400 --> 00:52:35.360
want it never fail. You want
to eat an owl, pet owl?

797
00:52:35.800 --> 00:52:38.480
You want to eat an owl?
Tastes you think? Probably not much?

798
00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:43.679
They're very thin. Yeah, oh
yeah, they just look kind of eating

799
00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:45.920
like a like a what are they
quail or something? You know people quail

800
00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:52.599
have meat on them. Owls aren't
just as much meat. I feel like

801
00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:55.519
the owls small. Oh you're thinking, okay, I'm thinking like pheasants and

802
00:52:55.519 --> 00:53:00.519
ship. You're thinking of a casawaries. Bro, I all one, they're

803
00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:05.440
so they look like demons. Bro
It just walks up to it. Like,

804
00:53:05.679 --> 00:53:07.079
dude, a million years ago,
I would have killed everybody in this

805
00:53:07.159 --> 00:53:10.480
building. Today they would do that. I would have had hands and I

806
00:53:10.480 --> 00:53:14.000
would have tore everybody apart. You
guys would have all died. And I'm

807
00:53:14.039 --> 00:53:16.880
like, that's they're so cool.
Color though, their color like the dark

808
00:53:16.920 --> 00:53:22.400
blue and black and like the fucking
like speckled feet. They look insanely cool,

809
00:53:22.400 --> 00:53:25.719
but they are absolutely murderous. I
think they should be blowing the pieces

810
00:53:29.599 --> 00:53:30.800
happens and they can't end up with
scales or some shit. Again, we

811
00:53:30.840 --> 00:53:35.159
gotta take two steps back. I
think we should introduce them to the American

812
00:53:35.199 --> 00:53:39.920
ecosystem. Yeah, I think we
should get two million castle arries and unleash

813
00:53:40.000 --> 00:53:44.559
them in the middle of Ohio and
see what at Lasia in middle of America.

814
00:53:44.679 --> 00:53:51.280
Just start putting invasive species in America
boat right right in Kansas City.

815
00:53:51.760 --> 00:53:53.440
I feel like, so they can
spread out and feel like, yeah they

816
00:53:53.519 --> 00:53:58.039
wind, they'll like they'll win.
Yeah, yeah, I feel like they

817
00:53:58.039 --> 00:54:00.519
won't win, but there will be
way more human casualties that there should be.

818
00:54:00.960 --> 00:54:04.599
Like they'll be like, yes,
seven year old stomped the flat by

819
00:54:04.719 --> 00:54:07.960
castle that's today, and it's like
what they killed this kid? Yeah,

820
00:54:08.119 --> 00:54:13.400
didn't EMUs win, Like the fucking
the Great War that was Australia is an

821
00:54:13.400 --> 00:54:17.880
Australian war, where like the EMUs
won, bloody. That's embarrassing. That's

822
00:54:17.920 --> 00:54:23.159
super embarrassing. They just don't have
the bigger and the and the and the's,

823
00:54:23.199 --> 00:54:30.159
the and the just the the complete
dummy mind of like shoot everything at

824
00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:35.800
all costs. Like that's that's like, well, that's hardwired into American bloodline.

825
00:54:35.800 --> 00:54:37.239
I guess I just think to me, it's just like you see the

826
00:54:37.360 --> 00:54:45.880
idea that EMUs are and other armies
Vietnam equivalent. It's hilarious, like they

827
00:54:45.920 --> 00:54:52.800
they lost to the EMUs in the
way that we lost to fucking yeah,

828
00:54:53.880 --> 00:55:05.440
the EMUs setting up fucking crazy intricate
traps. He was digging, but even

829
00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:07.679
he sat up a bobby and I
fell for it. Well, bugget through

830
00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:14.480
the grenade back at that's crazy.
The idea of an emo picking a grenade

831
00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:19.119
up, you know, and it
cooks it a little bit and holds it

832
00:55:19.159 --> 00:55:22.320
for a little bit, it throws
it so when it gets their face it

833
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:34.280
blows up cooking. These emos are
insane, exactly three stupid, man,

834
00:55:34.960 --> 00:55:37.159
that's crazy the idea. I don't
know, man, I feel like there's

835
00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:42.599
so many animals on the planet that
like just like the idea that elephants just

836
00:55:42.639 --> 00:55:45.519
walk around and like don't really cause
problems like that, like if they're horny,

837
00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:49.960
they get really angry, Like that's
sad that horny elephants are terrible,

838
00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:52.400
But other than that, they're like
really nice, Like little baby elephants come

839
00:55:52.440 --> 00:55:54.760
up to the cars and they play
with them, and then my elephants like

840
00:55:54.800 --> 00:55:58.039
we should probably leave. You don't
want to bother the humans and alms,

841
00:55:58.079 --> 00:56:01.199
like, I want to keep looking
at this monkey and then they'll remember you.

842
00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:06.199
Like that's the fact that they remember
people years and years later in scene.

843
00:56:06.280 --> 00:56:09.280
Yeah, but they don't they do. Now, that's like not real.

844
00:56:09.639 --> 00:56:12.960
They have good, have great memory. That was debunked a long time

845
00:56:13.000 --> 00:56:16.800
ago. It wasn't they literally have
they literally have memory, like long term

846
00:56:16.840 --> 00:56:22.079
memory. Now they don't. They
literally do. No, that's we assumed

847
00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:23.880
that because their memory was so good. But that's not what it is.

848
00:56:23.880 --> 00:56:25.920
It's they have they have a hive
mind. We've been over this. I

849
00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:30.679
think you're right, You're right.
I'm sorry, Yeah, they're it's all

850
00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:37.199
the same elephant. There's one central
elephant that controls the elephant. That's why

851
00:56:37.239 --> 00:56:42.079
that elephant ran. Again, you
were where that lady died and do you

852
00:56:42.079 --> 00:56:44.280
ever see that story? This is
a real story. I'm not making this

853
00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:49.679
up. We're like an elephant killed
a woman and then during her funeral.

854
00:56:49.960 --> 00:56:53.559
Literally I think we had an episode
about that pack showed up and at they

855
00:56:53.639 --> 00:56:58.360
showed up and stomped on the fucking
confidence ship that what did she do?

856
00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:04.440
Function the fun up with the hive
elephant, the main elephant. It was

857
00:57:04.440 --> 00:57:06.800
like, I'm gonna get you for
this. It was like a master mold

858
00:57:06.840 --> 00:57:12.920
elephant. Literally literally it's like it's
it's like a suspended in the air and

859
00:57:12.920 --> 00:57:16.440
it's like kill humans. And it
said them, Yeah, that dumb bitch

860
00:57:16.480 --> 00:57:21.239
was probably she owned like one of
those poacher things. You probably have,

861
00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:25.400
like a thing where it's like the
ivory to like so fucking Chinese people can

862
00:57:25.400 --> 00:57:29.239
get boners or something. She probably
did. She probably walked. She probably

863
00:57:29.280 --> 00:57:30.880
loves elephant. She walked up to
it and she was like, man,

864
00:57:30.920 --> 00:57:32.599
I love elephants. I feel like
I can only really be myself around them.

865
00:57:32.599 --> 00:57:36.519
And then it whisp. She whispered
into the elephant's ear. I'm a

866
00:57:36.599 --> 00:57:40.519
I'm a ravenous pedophile and I I
can't. I can only tell you because

867
00:57:42.239 --> 00:57:44.679
I can't tell anybody else, but
like, I love elephants and I just

868
00:57:44.719 --> 00:57:46.599
want to tell you. And then
the elephant was like it took that in,

869
00:57:47.519 --> 00:57:52.320
just understood it. Just like I
can't, I can't deal with you.

870
00:57:52.400 --> 00:57:58.440
I must destroy I must destroy it
immediately then immediately started tap dancing an

871
00:57:58.440 --> 00:58:00.960
elephant deciding to be a hero for
all children in the world and kills a

872
00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:07.199
pedophile that'd be really cool man.
It's stomping. You know. They can't

873
00:58:07.239 --> 00:58:09.800
jump of course, yeah, they're
too big. They's only an I can't

874
00:58:09.880 --> 00:58:13.679
jump. I mean I feel like
I feel like they could if they were

875
00:58:13.719 --> 00:58:17.599
like you know, like the those
those big statue things with legs and elden

876
00:58:17.679 --> 00:58:23.440
Ring. I bet like elephants could
jump if they were different than I just

877
00:58:23.480 --> 00:58:28.760
feel like if they were elephants and
no, no, no, no,

878
00:58:29.320 --> 00:58:32.079
they couldn't jump. Yeah yeah yeah
no. Like what I mean is those

879
00:58:32.119 --> 00:58:37.559
fucking those buildings that have legs and
then they just jumping. Like if if

880
00:58:37.800 --> 00:58:40.519
if we have all we have to
do is show elephants, elden ring,

881
00:58:42.039 --> 00:58:45.760
show them that motion, yeah,
and then show and then they'll they'll they'll

882
00:58:45.800 --> 00:58:49.159
catch on the point I could jump
if I do that. The person who

883
00:58:49.239 --> 00:58:55.119
teaches an elephant to jump is is
the basically can't they have They have doomed

884
00:58:55.119 --> 00:58:58.599
the word they can. They just
haven't. They haven't done it yet.

885
00:58:58.679 --> 00:59:00.880
They just never They just don't know
the concept of jumping because it's not in

886
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:04.880
their nature. Right, Like if
we just if we just if we show

887
00:59:04.920 --> 00:59:07.840
them the footage of those fucking buildings
jumping, we show them elden ring and

888
00:59:07.920 --> 00:59:12.239
then they grow hands and they learn
how to make swords and they go around

889
00:59:12.320 --> 00:59:16.360
doing that at the people. Yes, packet elephants stabbing you with a critical

890
00:59:16.400 --> 00:59:28.400
strand is definitely taking you off a
blade when it's elephant strength. Footsy elephants

891
00:59:28.440 --> 00:59:32.119
have swords and armor and stuff like
that. And running around and an elephant

892
00:59:32.719 --> 00:59:37.280
needing a blade for anything, it's
insane. Yeah. No, man,

893
00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:38.519
they need them. They need to
have their So they're smart, right,

894
00:59:38.559 --> 00:59:43.519
are the smart animals? Does that
mean that they have that means they have

895
00:59:43.519 --> 00:59:45.800
the capacity for evil? Yeah,
of course that's what they can do.

896
00:59:45.880 --> 00:59:52.079
They can do vengeful things like just
like uh, like killer whales their assholes

897
00:59:52.119 --> 00:59:53.280
I killed grow stared me in the
eyes while I was at Sea World.

898
00:59:53.360 --> 00:59:58.599
It was fucking scary. It was
like looking like it swam around and it's

899
00:59:58.679 --> 01:00:01.280
taught wind of me the first time, and it swam back and it stayed

900
01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:04.519
and literally was like, why is
it looking at you like that? I

901
01:00:04.519 --> 01:00:07.159
was like, I don't know you
were a seal. It was like this

902
01:00:07.280 --> 01:00:13.400
big bitch phraser you used caught wind
of it is really funny. Yeah,

903
01:00:13.599 --> 01:00:15.280
because that implies that it was talking
about it like they just feed him those

904
01:00:15.280 --> 01:00:17.840
little bitch ass fishes and like,
you know, like this a little this

905
01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:22.400
little tiny fish and he's like,
man, miss sucking up seals and ships,

906
01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:25.880
genetic cold, telling me to kill
fucking wales. And it saw my

907
01:00:25.920 --> 01:00:34.519
fat ass it was and it was
you. It gets out the water and

908
01:00:34.519 --> 01:00:37.440
it looks like I'll eat you.
I'm let me eat you. Come here

909
01:00:39.199 --> 01:00:43.239
to see that X ray of of
the the whale that shows that it still

910
01:00:43.280 --> 01:00:45.800
has like fucking knees. Yeah,
yeah, I hate that, man,

911
01:00:46.239 --> 01:00:50.840
I mean it just shows you.
I'm like, take that, you Jesus,

912
01:00:51.239 --> 01:00:57.360
Yeah, you fucking lover of the
jew guy, Jews guy. Imagine

913
01:00:57.400 --> 01:01:04.960
imagine playing that Jesus. Actually get
like getting knee by a whale. It

914
01:01:05.039 --> 01:01:12.119
is technically possible, old petty.
It's such a little damage. It could

915
01:01:12.199 --> 01:01:14.559
just eat you. But it's like, no, I'm gonna knee you.

916
01:01:14.639 --> 01:01:21.480
Yeah, a whale and m m
a weighing. Yeah, that really pisses

917
01:01:21.480 --> 01:01:30.239
me off. Coming at two thousand
and six hundred pounds. Get freaking what's

918
01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:36.039
his name? Uh fucking Anderson's silva
And it's like he his fifties, Like

919
01:01:36.199 --> 01:01:38.599
what the fuck are we doing?
Why are we letting silva? Fight this

920
01:01:38.719 --> 01:01:44.960
whale. He's really old. What
happened is so Mike Tyson got sick,

921
01:01:45.000 --> 01:01:47.360
he had an ulcer flare up,
and then so they had to postpone the

922
01:01:47.400 --> 01:01:52.039
fight. He's gonna die in that, right, Broly probably so his Stormy's

923
01:01:52.039 --> 01:01:59.519
gonna like implode the thing that dead
lapster. Say it again, I can't

924
01:01:59.519 --> 01:02:01.960
do that again. That was That
was a spark of magic for real.

925
01:02:02.039 --> 01:02:05.599
Yeah, that was good. That's
good. I don't think. I don't

926
01:02:05.639 --> 01:02:09.119
know how I did that. I
don't think it was like a particularly good

927
01:02:09.239 --> 01:02:15.760
version, but like like it was, it was good enough. But I

928
01:02:15.760 --> 01:02:17.599
also know there's no shot I could
do it again. You can totally do

929
01:02:17.639 --> 01:02:21.519
it again. You got to.
When you're lightning strikes once, you can't

930
01:02:21.519 --> 01:02:23.000
ask him to trike again. If
it does, you expect it. Yeah,

931
01:02:23.079 --> 01:02:28.360
yeah, yeah, fair enough,
fair enough. I don't want I

932
01:02:28.400 --> 01:02:30.360
don't want him to go into that
ring. I really don't want to.

933
01:02:30.719 --> 01:02:32.760
I think the fact that Jake's even
taking that fighters really yeah. I think

934
01:02:32.920 --> 01:02:37.599
I think Jake Paul's a scumbag because
he's definitely like this, uh you know,

935
01:02:37.679 --> 01:02:39.840
he's just he's crazy, he's a
he's a he's I mean he's obviously

936
01:02:39.880 --> 01:02:43.639
a piece of ship for doing that. Uh, he should absolutely should probably

937
01:02:43.639 --> 01:02:46.159
be he should be trampled by horses
probably, But what one he fought one

938
01:02:46.320 --> 01:02:49.719
semi pro boxer and got sucked up. He thought, like, he's not

939
01:02:49.800 --> 01:02:52.960
semi pro, he's pro. You're
talking about Tommy Fury, right, young

940
01:02:52.000 --> 01:02:55.440
Feury is a pro. Actually absolutely, I guess he's just like he's just

941
01:02:55.519 --> 01:03:00.480
young. So he's not like going
after because you know boxing, he's fucking

942
01:03:00.519 --> 01:03:04.360
stupid. And how they had their
records travel, Yeah, like so he's

943
01:03:04.440 --> 01:03:07.320
he's in the process of patting his
records, so that's why he's not like

944
01:03:07.840 --> 01:03:12.360
up to Yeah, he's been boxing, He's he's a he's a Fury,

945
01:03:12.599 --> 01:03:15.800
So he's been boxing since he was
a kid. But it was also embarrassing

946
01:03:15.880 --> 01:03:19.519
for him that like Jake got even
close. I think Jake even had a

947
01:03:19.599 --> 01:03:23.280
knockdown. So it's like at a
certain point people are starting to respect Jake

948
01:03:23.800 --> 01:03:28.599
because because if you're rich, you
have all the resources in the world and

949
01:03:28.639 --> 01:03:30.360
all you have to worry about is
training, and you've trained for four,

950
01:03:30.480 --> 01:03:34.199
five, six years, however long
he's been training, you're gonna get good.

951
01:03:34.519 --> 01:03:37.119
Yeah, good enough to knock people
out. Yeah, you're gonna get

952
01:03:37.119 --> 01:03:38.599
good of Like do you feel like
if your name is Fury, you kind

953
01:03:38.599 --> 01:03:40.760
of owe it to you, Like
you have to be about Like you can't

954
01:03:40.800 --> 01:03:44.639
be a lawyer. Yeah, you
can't be like, Hi, I'm John

955
01:03:44.679 --> 01:03:46.679
Fury. There's no shot I'm gonna
do anything else, but like something that

956
01:03:46.719 --> 01:03:51.280
has to do with like combat or
sports or action star or something or some

957
01:03:51.280 --> 01:03:52.920
some sort of like bad ass or
you gotta have some sort of bad ass

958
01:03:53.000 --> 01:03:55.719
under your table. Yeah, but
it's it's a it's a heavy thing to

959
01:03:55.800 --> 01:04:00.159
do to a to a kid though, like say to give them like,

960
01:04:00.199 --> 01:04:02.960
Okay, his name is Tommy whatever, but like say Tyson Fury. Okay,

961
01:04:03.159 --> 01:04:06.440
he ended up being great, But
you have to you can't. Yeah,

962
01:04:06.519 --> 01:04:12.360
you can't be a pussy loser being
named Mike Tyson. That's why his

963
01:04:12.400 --> 01:04:18.559
last name was was Tyson Tyson Fury. Like that doesn't even sound Tyson Fury

964
01:04:18.559 --> 01:04:21.599
bothers me so much. I think
he's such a fucking gross box. He's

965
01:04:21.639 --> 01:04:27.360
a monster, but so many things
about him are just so grosst like the

966
01:04:27.400 --> 01:04:30.519
way he does he just gets beat
up. He gets beat the fuck so

967
01:04:30.679 --> 01:04:34.119
often, but he's so stubborn he
won't fall down. What a weird video

968
01:04:34.119 --> 01:04:38.079
of him jerking off on a bucket
of worms. Yeah, like, so

969
01:04:38.159 --> 01:04:40.679
that's what they do in his part
of it. You know, the Gypsy

970
01:04:40.760 --> 01:04:45.280
is that they would fight. You
can't say that literally the Gypsy King.

971
01:04:45.480 --> 01:04:50.199
But the Gypsy Kings are a band
and they're Puerto Rican, right aren't they

972
01:04:50.440 --> 01:04:58.679
or whatever? Yeah, Tyson Fury, the Gypsy Puerto Rican. They're called

973
01:04:58.800 --> 01:05:06.079
Romani. People don't by the way, I do want to say something.

974
01:05:06.280 --> 01:05:13.559
I do want to say something.
There are people a couple of we had

975
01:05:13.679 --> 01:05:16.039
a cold open a couple of episodes
ago where we had it. We showed

976
01:05:16.039 --> 01:05:18.639
a video. I don't know who
the fun made it. I don't know,

977
01:05:18.719 --> 01:05:21.519
I don't know where it's from,
but it's a video of the beginning,

978
01:05:21.679 --> 01:05:25.559
like one of the sequences in in
I was gonna say, Elden ring

979
01:05:25.639 --> 01:05:30.280
just because I'm playing in uh Red
that Redemption two of Arthur on the ground

980
01:05:30.320 --> 01:05:34.239
denying that he's gay, and there
are so many, there are so many.

981
01:05:34.599 --> 01:05:38.880
You were like, this is the
least funny cold open you've ever had.

982
01:05:38.920 --> 01:05:42.039
This is so stupid and it's so
dumb, And then other people were

983
01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:45.000
like, I couldn't stop cracking up
with that cold open and I love I

984
01:05:45.039 --> 01:05:50.239
love that specifically dud dumbest funny dude, dumb is so funny. I mean

985
01:05:50.559 --> 01:05:57.239
somebody on the ground like, no, don't say that. Like Arthur is

986
01:05:57.280 --> 01:05:59.880
on the floor, like looking like
he's about to die. But with the

987
01:06:00.159 --> 01:06:02.599
context, Mike is saying that he's
gay to Dutch, and it's like,

988
01:06:02.639 --> 01:06:08.679
why is Arthur on the ground?
Off the fucking why why is it so

989
01:06:08.920 --> 01:06:14.880
devastating in this moment? Why is
that such a homo you don't care about

990
01:06:14.920 --> 01:06:20.119
it? So homophobic? He's like, we bothered. He's like bothered immediately.

991
01:06:21.119 --> 01:06:25.880
What's funny about is that everybody in
everyone is homophobic in that like because

992
01:06:25.960 --> 01:06:29.119
because Arthur's like, no, no, I don't say that, I'm dying,

993
01:06:29.360 --> 01:06:31.800
He's literally dying on the ground,
and he's like, you can't,

994
01:06:32.000 --> 01:06:35.320
I can't. You cannot believe that
I'm gay. Don't you dare call me

995
01:06:35.360 --> 01:06:42.039
that? If I wasn't dying,
I fucked you. Like he's really trying.

996
01:06:42.119 --> 01:06:44.880
It's bad. It's a bad thing. And I just love that Dutch

997
01:06:44.880 --> 01:06:48.519
comes to the conclusion even though there's
no he has no reason to believe Mike

998
01:06:48.679 --> 01:06:59.639
is gay. I'm out of here, a couple of queers. He's gay,

999
01:06:59.760 --> 01:07:06.559
not me the fat Yeah yeah,
happy bride, but that he was

1000
01:07:06.679 --> 01:07:13.039
like, no one accused Dutch of
Micah being gay, and I don't want

1001
01:07:13.039 --> 01:07:16.360
to get even didn't like, don't
stop calling me gay, like, just

1002
01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:20.880
don't call me gay. Was good
about it, like it's it's kind of

1003
01:07:21.039 --> 01:07:26.039
brilliantly, brilliantly written. Whoever that
it's kind of like, it's so good.

1004
01:07:26.199 --> 01:07:30.280
There's a there's a there's an intelligence
to the dumbness of it, because

1005
01:07:30.440 --> 01:07:34.199
Arthur is a good is a good
person. He's like, he's not throwing

1006
01:07:34.280 --> 01:07:41.000
Micah under the bush. Probably could
probably back, which is the character,

1007
01:07:41.199 --> 01:07:45.159
which is great. I love it. It was like, don't call me

1008
01:07:45.280 --> 01:07:48.360
gay. It's not funny anyway.
I just realized something I failed to take

1009
01:07:48.400 --> 01:07:57.079
into account. I gotta read the
questions. So here's you guys talking about

1010
01:07:57.079 --> 01:08:00.320
yourself. I'll figure this out here. My brain. My brain was like,

1011
01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:02.800
I guess we're gonna do questions today. I thought. I was like,

1012
01:08:02.840 --> 01:08:08.039
okay, I was like for sure. I was like, Chris must

1013
01:08:08.039 --> 01:08:14.639
have wrote them down somewhere, since
they're not anywhere on display. I just

1014
01:08:14.800 --> 01:08:16.279
I thought that in my brain and
I'm like, I'm not going to bring

1015
01:08:16.319 --> 01:08:21.880
it up. I'm sure he's got
it. What happened really was we did

1016
01:08:21.880 --> 01:08:26.640
a test recording earlier. It was
just a test, but it was going

1017
01:08:26.680 --> 01:08:29.000
so well that I was like,
oh, well, this is kind of

1018
01:08:29.199 --> 01:08:31.199
we might as well just like keep
this and keep going because I don't want

1019
01:08:31.199 --> 01:08:33.560
to interrupt it by going like,
oh, I'll go get the thing.

1020
01:08:34.039 --> 01:08:38.920
And then I turned to it and
realized that we we lost that recording.

1021
01:08:40.560 --> 01:08:44.279
Still going a panic attack for a
second, but I saw that we lost

1022
01:08:44.319 --> 01:08:45.159
our record. I was like,
oh fux. So we had to restart

1023
01:08:45.199 --> 01:08:48.680
again, and in that restart,
I just kind of I just totally forgot

1024
01:08:48.720 --> 01:08:53.079
that I had to get the questions. But we'll get we'll get them shortly.

1025
01:08:53.119 --> 01:08:56.399
Yeah, it's all good, dude. I gotta say this. The

1026
01:08:56.439 --> 01:09:00.960
people that you know speaking of that
that same cold open, the people that

1027
01:09:00.199 --> 01:09:04.239
like really don't like that, it
kind of it saddens me in a little

1028
01:09:04.239 --> 01:09:08.760
bit to where I'm like, how
do you It's not saddened, it I

1029
01:09:08.760 --> 01:09:13.439
guess confuses me because I guess the
question is how do you enjoy this podcast?

1030
01:09:13.439 --> 01:09:17.520
Because I feel like that, yeah, that is what we do.

1031
01:09:17.560 --> 01:09:20.720
It's I don't know, man,
It's it's for me. It's just like,

1032
01:09:21.239 --> 01:09:25.399
how could you not think that was
funny? Right in my brain?

1033
01:09:25.520 --> 01:09:27.760
I'm like, I know, there's
a lot of people that don't like,

1034
01:09:27.800 --> 01:09:30.920
say, for example, I've been
making like a bunch of those gay parodies

1035
01:09:30.960 --> 01:09:36.720
on Instagram and like, say,
the singer of Been sevenfold. He responded,

1036
01:09:38.079 --> 01:09:40.560
he said that it's better than the
original, and so I was like,

1037
01:09:41.720 --> 01:09:44.279
the thing is, there's some people
that are like so fucking immature,

1038
01:09:44.279 --> 01:09:45.399
and I'm like, yes, it
is, of course, but it's funny.

1039
01:09:45.439 --> 01:09:49.000
It's still like, how do you
not still find some things you know

1040
01:09:49.079 --> 01:09:51.800
that you know is immature humor?
You know it is, but it's still

1041
01:09:51.840 --> 01:09:56.000
funny. And so I know there's
some people. I just imagine hanging out

1042
01:09:56.039 --> 01:09:59.039
with those people. I wouldn't have
a good time, like cause we'd be

1043
01:09:59.079 --> 01:10:01.079
cracking stupid fuck and jokes and what
they would just be scoffing and like rolling

1044
01:10:01.119 --> 01:10:04.800
their eyes and shit. I couldn't
imagine having friends that didn't think the dumb

1045
01:10:04.840 --> 01:10:08.520
shit I think is funny it's funny. Yeah, that's why, because I

1046
01:10:08.520 --> 01:10:11.880
feel like everyone thinks dumb shit it's
funny. I feel like that's almost unanimous.

1047
01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:15.560
I mean it, but I get
comments of people and then say again

1048
01:10:15.680 --> 01:10:18.159
the cold open the people that don't, So I guess I wonder for those

1049
01:10:18.159 --> 01:10:24.279
people in particular, I'm curious,
and I mean honestly, like, uh,

1050
01:10:24.520 --> 01:10:26.880
what value do you get out of
the podcast? Like what what?

1051
01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:29.720
What intrigues the question? Yeah?
What intrigues you about this podcast? You

1052
01:10:29.720 --> 01:10:32.359
stick around and listen, but stuff
like that you don't particularly find funny.

1053
01:10:32.359 --> 01:10:36.479
So I'm wondering what what's the value? I mean, I understand that because

1054
01:10:36.479 --> 01:10:41.960
like for me, it's like me
posting shit like I I guess I was.

1055
01:10:42.039 --> 01:10:44.880
I was much edgier before. I
guess when before, when I was

1056
01:10:44.920 --> 01:10:46.680
younger, when we were hanging out
doing stuff. Yeah that like I am

1057
01:10:46.760 --> 01:10:50.800
now. But like people that are
like super conservative that when I talk about

1058
01:10:50.800 --> 01:10:55.119
something like a liberal policy or say
something about like you know, like a

1059
01:10:55.159 --> 01:10:58.520
pro gay thing or something like that, and they're like and they get mad

1060
01:10:58.520 --> 01:11:00.960
and bumps like what are you doing
following? Like how did how did you

1061
01:11:00.000 --> 01:11:03.399
follow me? How did you get
there? Yet? Like I'm what,

1062
01:11:04.039 --> 01:11:10.600
Yeah, I've like what I'm I'm
I've never alluded to anything ever of me

1063
01:11:10.680 --> 01:11:14.119
being anything other than like a very
like progressive person, and the people are

1064
01:11:14.159 --> 01:11:18.840
being like Swen, I can't believe. I'm like, where he's gay gay,

1065
01:11:19.640 --> 01:11:23.479
That's the thing. I mean,
I've you're gay. I've definitely,

1066
01:11:23.880 --> 01:11:29.279
I've I've taken so many steps back
from that. Even I try, I

1067
01:11:29.359 --> 01:11:31.920
try my best, even moving forward
on this podcast to be like, all

1068
01:11:32.039 --> 01:11:35.640
right, I'll just try not to
say anything, even though there's there's so

1069
01:11:35.720 --> 01:11:40.000
much shit going on that in the
political realm, and I'm like, all

1070
01:11:40.079 --> 01:11:42.039
right, let's just let's just stay
away from me. I would love to

1071
01:11:42.079 --> 01:11:45.319
talk about the crazy sting that has
happened recently last week. I'd love to

1072
01:11:45.319 --> 01:11:46.359
talk about that. People are be
like, I don't want to talk.

1073
01:11:46.640 --> 01:11:48.880
I don't care about that. There's
a lot I'm like, fair enough.

1074
01:11:49.079 --> 01:11:51.680
I'm just like fair enough, Like
let's just let's just make people afplets have

1075
01:11:51.680 --> 01:11:56.960
a good time. I know that
some some of the comments like that we've

1076
01:11:57.000 --> 01:12:00.079
made, or particularly myself, that
would probably drive some people away that were

1077
01:12:00.199 --> 01:12:03.479
say on the right or something like
that where I said I said some very

1078
01:12:03.560 --> 01:12:09.119
like loaded ship to I remember I
was saying something about the the media and

1079
01:12:09.159 --> 01:12:11.880
the and the and the fair the
balance, the left and the right.

1080
01:12:11.960 --> 01:12:14.920
I was talking about something stuff like
that. I know some people were uh,

1081
01:12:15.039 --> 01:12:18.039
but I say things like that because
it's like, well, unfortunately we

1082
01:12:18.079 --> 01:12:21.319
can't. If we could have one
on one, like with the people that

1083
01:12:21.319 --> 01:12:26.000
disagree with me, I know that
I could show them my point, but

1084
01:12:26.079 --> 01:12:28.439
we can't do that on the internet. So basically, I was like,

1085
01:12:28.880 --> 01:12:30.680
well, let me just take a
step back, because these people, they're

1086
01:12:30.720 --> 01:12:33.399
just gonna at the end of the
day, if you respond with the regular

1087
01:12:33.439 --> 01:12:38.399
point, they're just gonna be like, well, you're gay. You know,

1088
01:12:39.920 --> 01:12:45.000
you just waste just waste your time. But that's the counter you're gay.

1089
01:12:45.520 --> 01:12:48.399
Like, well, I just type
that whole thing. Don't say that.

1090
01:12:49.119 --> 01:12:59.199
I respond that, don't say that. That's how funny we think it

1091
01:12:59.279 --> 01:13:02.439
is. We've been laughing at it
for like two hours. It's that joke.

1092
01:13:02.600 --> 01:13:06.399
I think about it all. So
I just I just uh. I

1093
01:13:06.399 --> 01:13:12.399
installed elden Ring, fucked around with
it. I beat a couple of uh

1094
01:13:12.680 --> 01:13:15.520
so the first time I played elden
Ring. I played it when it launched,

1095
01:13:15.560 --> 01:13:20.840
and it had some significant bugs,
and it's uh significant enough to where

1096
01:13:23.239 --> 01:13:25.600
I think I think. I don't
know if I mentioned it on the podcast,

1097
01:13:25.960 --> 01:13:30.159
but so the fire Giant never went
into its second phase, so like

1098
01:13:30.239 --> 01:13:32.439
it just was. I was like, what, so I had to look

1099
01:13:32.520 --> 01:13:35.880
up and see what the fight was
like because I didn't even get to experience

1100
01:13:35.920 --> 01:13:45.840
it. What's his name? Horror
low horror horlu horlu uh he when he

1101
01:13:45.000 --> 01:13:49.159
when he shows up, I one
shot at him, which I clearly I

1102
01:13:49.239 --> 01:13:54.359
was not buffed enough to one shot
anything. So it was like I was

1103
01:13:54.399 --> 01:13:58.319
like, wait, wait a minute. There were some other things happened.

1104
01:13:58.319 --> 01:14:02.800
I had a really huge game breaking
when like gave me a bigger advantage whereat

1105
01:14:02.840 --> 01:14:06.840
I got I started level one,
so basically I still had all of my

1106
01:14:06.920 --> 01:14:11.800
fucking stats all the way boosted,
but I got to level up with the

1107
01:14:12.520 --> 01:14:15.399
little amount of runes again, so
I was like what, So essentially I

1108
01:14:15.439 --> 01:14:20.039
got to my levels like Skyrocket my
first play through. That must be nice.

1109
01:14:20.079 --> 01:14:24.119
It was so fucking nice, man
I had to do. I didn't

1110
01:14:24.159 --> 01:14:27.680
do everything. I had to fight
Radon before they nerved him. I got

1111
01:14:27.720 --> 01:14:30.199
none of the fucking runs back.
The dragon didn't appear from me. That

1112
01:14:30.279 --> 01:14:33.880
gave you the bunch of ruins online
that happened, But like I had so

1113
01:14:34.000 --> 01:14:38.239
many dude, the fight against Uh, I had to fight Millennia. I

1114
01:14:38.239 --> 01:14:41.199
did that. That shit was fucking
insane. Millennia. I had, I

1115
01:14:41.279 --> 01:14:45.680
think I called somebody in and I
just saw him gang fuck her by himself,

1116
01:14:45.720 --> 01:14:46.600
and I was like, damn wow. I was stand in the back

1117
01:14:46.640 --> 01:14:53.039
and like, man, she's having
a tough time, poor lady. Damn

1118
01:14:53.079 --> 01:14:56.560
I would I'd help her if I
was on her team. But dude,

1119
01:14:56.560 --> 01:14:59.960
I freaking I played that game.
So I did all the sidequest pretty much

1120
01:15:00.199 --> 01:15:01.199
like when I went to the ending, I could It was like three or

1121
01:15:01.239 --> 01:15:03.600
four ending of the thing, maybe
five, and I could have got all

1122
01:15:03.640 --> 01:15:05.720
of them, but I was just
like, I'm just gonna go with the

1123
01:15:05.760 --> 01:15:10.079
one with like Rainy with the werewolf, dude, because yeah, boy,

1124
01:15:10.199 --> 01:15:12.520
that was the first one I did. But yeah, dude, I'm gonna

1125
01:15:12.760 --> 01:15:15.119
I started playing it again a little
bit. I'm kind of stuck in a

1126
01:15:15.159 --> 01:15:18.239
place where where Chris was just was. I'm at the place where where you're

1127
01:15:18.279 --> 01:15:25.079
fighting like the dog dragon people that
breathe fire, and they're those We're in

1128
01:15:25.119 --> 01:15:28.239
like the fucking unraveled time place.
Pretty much, I forget where I even

1129
01:15:28.560 --> 01:15:31.800
with the Giant White the Giant White
Dragon outside palace right now there your further

1130
01:15:31.840 --> 01:15:34.880
your further than I am in my
second play through. Yeah, I played

1131
01:15:34.880 --> 01:15:38.520
the funk out of that game,
dude, I am so my first In

1132
01:15:38.600 --> 01:15:41.000
my first play through, I'm only
a level like one hundred fifteens that beat

1133
01:15:41.039 --> 01:15:43.199
at like a really low level.
I thought. I thought, I was

1134
01:15:43.239 --> 01:15:45.800
like average people are like beating at
like one twenty something, and I'm like,

1135
01:15:46.239 --> 01:15:49.680
I've been I've been farm and I've
been fucking this. I have like

1136
01:15:49.720 --> 01:15:54.800
a million something runs. Yeah,
because I found this. Uh, I

1137
01:15:54.800 --> 01:15:57.199
can't believe this still works, by
the way, because I'm playing this game

1138
01:15:57.239 --> 01:16:00.000
pretty late. Yeah, like and
Redsmen two years in the game out.

1139
01:16:00.079 --> 01:16:00.840
Yeah, yeah, I mean I
played it back then, but I never

1140
01:16:00.880 --> 01:16:03.399
finished it, and so I thought
this. I thought something like this would

1141
01:16:03.399 --> 01:16:06.119
have been patched out by now,
but I guess not, because like when

1142
01:16:06.159 --> 01:16:10.920
you get to Moguen's Palace, there's
like this great farming spot immediately right there

1143
01:16:10.920 --> 01:16:15.520
where there's like a bunch of sleeping
those gross frog looking people do the cartwheels.

1144
01:16:15.960 --> 01:16:17.479
But then like on the other side
of like this cliff face is like

1145
01:16:17.520 --> 01:16:21.319
this big red demon bird thing and
you can just target it and shoot a

1146
01:16:21.319 --> 01:16:25.319
crossbow at it, and it will
look at you and run and fall off

1147
01:16:25.319 --> 01:16:28.199
the thing. It's like eleven k
a pop And I'm like, dude,

1148
01:16:28.960 --> 01:16:31.319
I'm gonna do this for I'm gonna
have a whole stream and I'm gonna do

1149
01:16:31.399 --> 01:16:35.239
I'm gonna do that for as long
as I possibly can before I'm too bored

1150
01:16:35.239 --> 01:16:39.039
to continue. I mean, at
a certain point, it doesn't see.

1151
01:16:39.159 --> 01:16:44.119
The thing. The thing that's also
so annoying about the Souls games is it

1152
01:16:44.199 --> 01:16:47.760
only you can only be so powerful, like meaning that the thing that will

1153
01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:50.960
really give you the advantage is a
lot of buffs and stuff that was really

1154
01:16:51.199 --> 01:16:55.600
so like even when you like,
if you're saying all your stats are all

1155
01:16:55.640 --> 01:16:58.800
at like sixty, let's just say
whatever. Let's just say for sake of

1156
01:16:58.880 --> 01:17:01.039
argument, it doesn't make that much
of a difference. Like say, if

1157
01:17:01.079 --> 01:17:05.119
you're fighting a boss or something like
that, you're still you're only doing like

1158
01:17:05.279 --> 01:17:10.880
the increments of like the multiple case
there. The multipliers are so insignificant really

1159
01:17:11.359 --> 01:17:14.239
that like, uh, say,
I remember the first time I learned that,

1160
01:17:14.720 --> 01:17:17.760
uh playing Dark so was the first
one I farmed. There's the dragon

1161
01:17:17.840 --> 01:17:20.720
on the bridge, yeah, and
then how it blows fire and kills all

1162
01:17:20.760 --> 01:17:24.479
of those fucking enemies that are on
the bridge. So I farm that ship

1163
01:17:24.520 --> 01:17:26.640
for hours. I'm like, dude, I'm gonna be so fucking like,

1164
01:17:26.760 --> 01:17:30.640
I'm gonna be so op. It
barely did it like it helped me in

1165
01:17:30.800 --> 01:17:34.600
like in the in the beginning areas
and then after that because everything gets still

1166
01:17:34.640 --> 01:17:39.279
like one shot you. It's really
more about like, yeah, I just

1167
01:17:39.279 --> 01:17:42.119
want high. There are certain stats
that I didn't acclimate properly, so I'm

1168
01:17:42.119 --> 01:17:45.399
trying to make up for those.
Want better intelligence, want to use your

1169
01:17:45.479 --> 01:17:50.960
cause you can make where you can
make your katana a magic one as well,

1170
01:17:51.199 --> 01:17:56.159
so to scale with intelligence and dex
thirty so you have your moon veil

1171
01:17:56.199 --> 01:17:58.479
and that at like really high.
Damn that's what I did. Yeah,

1172
01:17:58.840 --> 01:18:01.319
I need better, I need I
need to go harder on our cane,

1173
01:18:02.239 --> 01:18:04.760
harder on dexterity, and harder on
intelligence. Those are the ones that I

1174
01:18:04.800 --> 01:18:09.560
did and figure it doesn't hurt either. Yeah, maybe my priority because I

1175
01:18:09.600 --> 01:18:16.039
always use a fucking slashers like uh
yeah, dude, fucking uh so my

1176
01:18:16.199 --> 01:18:21.079
second playthrough, so now I'm dual
wielding uh Millennia's fucking blades. It's so

1177
01:18:21.199 --> 01:18:27.239
cool. It's so long as so
long I didn't find millennium. It's so

1178
01:18:27.520 --> 01:18:30.840
you didn't because he did. He
didn't do the extra stuff that's fac millennium.

1179
01:18:30.880 --> 01:18:34.079
It's fucking annoying. I don't know
how to get to her. You

1180
01:18:34.119 --> 01:18:39.960
have to look it up. I
guarantee the amount of people probably found it

1181
01:18:40.000 --> 01:18:43.159
on their own was probably less than
a percent. And why say that,

1182
01:18:43.199 --> 01:18:45.600
because it was the same thing when
like when finding out that you can go

1183
01:18:45.600 --> 01:18:50.720
on a date with Carlax, Carlac, what hell is Carlax? But like,

1184
01:18:50.800 --> 01:18:54.640
but Carlak, when you find it
go on, it was like I

1185
01:18:54.680 --> 01:18:57.119
forgot the percentage. I think it
was like three percent or it was something

1186
01:18:57.239 --> 01:19:00.039
so low that I'm like, well, people just didn't Finally he went back

1187
01:19:00.079 --> 01:19:01.960
in the game to be able to
do that, because you got to go

1188
01:19:02.000 --> 01:19:04.680
to the diner where you meet that
guy first, you have to meet his

1189
01:19:04.720 --> 01:19:08.439
brother first, and then you go
to the think where you meet him against

1190
01:19:08.439 --> 01:19:11.199
you meet him in part two the
first time, you have to meet him

1191
01:19:11.199 --> 01:19:14.319
again, and when you get to
the balls gate proper right, I didn't

1192
01:19:14.319 --> 01:19:15.920
go on a date with her,
and I was like, damn, dude.

1193
01:19:15.000 --> 01:19:17.479
It was one of those things,
and like the way the things you

1194
01:19:17.479 --> 01:19:20.159
have to do to get to her, like there are certain things you have

1195
01:19:20.199 --> 01:19:24.159
to do to get in certain areas. That is so there's it's very shot.

1196
01:19:24.199 --> 01:19:26.439
You're finding the ship yourself. I
like that stuff to be fair,

1197
01:19:26.520 --> 01:19:28.760
Like, I just I don't know. I just when I was playing initially,

1198
01:19:28.760 --> 01:19:31.159
I was so like enveloped because I
really like, like, I don't

1199
01:19:31.159 --> 01:19:33.960
know, there's something about that world
that's really cool. I just forgot.

1200
01:19:34.119 --> 01:19:36.880
I forgot to look things up.
There's a lot of really really cool side

1201
01:19:36.880 --> 01:19:41.039
stories, like when you be blind. Blin is such a cool fucking dude.

1202
01:19:41.079 --> 01:19:43.680
I think I did blind stuff.
Did you Did you fight him?

1203
01:19:44.039 --> 01:19:45.600
I think I fought him? Yeah, you fight him? You gotta,

1204
01:19:45.720 --> 01:19:47.960
I think, guy, I'll look
it up. I'll figure it out.

1205
01:19:48.000 --> 01:19:51.840
You used to have a nude mod
for him or I'm thinking maybe or maybe

1206
01:19:51.840 --> 01:19:55.800
I had a big tity mod for
Millennia. I had that for sure.

1207
01:19:55.960 --> 01:19:59.039
I didn't do I don't know why
I didn't do that. Bro wrong with

1208
01:19:59.119 --> 01:20:01.840
me. That's and I don't know
why she's naked already? Is she?

1209
01:20:02.079 --> 01:20:05.039
Yeah? The second part affect is
naked. Oh my third playthrough, so

1210
01:20:05.119 --> 01:20:11.840
I finally I put on Yeah,
I mean I get it. I hate

1211
01:20:11.840 --> 01:20:15.119
this guy that I'm finding or like
I guess I'm not fighting this guy yet

1212
01:20:15.199 --> 01:20:18.479
necessarily because I'm at Mogue. But
like I I I went to mog because

1213
01:20:18.479 --> 01:20:25.000
I was stuck at that fucking the
wolf, that stupid death beast thing that

1214
01:20:25.319 --> 01:20:30.239
is insane or something. Of course
you beat the game, that's a wild

1215
01:20:30.279 --> 01:20:34.000
fight. I hate him informed two, he's he gets a little crazy.

1216
01:20:34.600 --> 01:20:40.800
It's a little crazy. He's I'm
like, what what is why is he?

1217
01:20:41.119 --> 01:20:45.119
Why is he so agile? That's
a big fella, he reminded me

1218
01:20:45.159 --> 01:20:48.159
of It's not the same at all, but just in the surprise of the

1219
01:20:48.199 --> 01:20:54.880
agility. There's the dancer and uh
in three two or three three, and

1220
01:20:55.000 --> 01:20:57.920
like say, it's just it's so. I was, like, it's so

1221
01:20:59.359 --> 01:21:02.560
the design of the design, like
the there there there there, what do

1222
01:21:02.560 --> 01:21:05.920
you call it? Their their reputation, whatever they do, like their their

1223
01:21:05.920 --> 01:21:11.520
sequences, Like I just applaud those
people that make that ship because they always,

1224
01:21:12.600 --> 01:21:15.119
no matter how good you are,
they're still gonna catch you off fucking

1225
01:21:15.159 --> 01:21:18.960
guard. And like I it's so, it's there's something about that that like

1226
01:21:19.039 --> 01:21:23.359
I'm like bravo, and I feel
like I'm so locked in, like no,

1227
01:21:23.439 --> 01:21:25.920
I got this, and then they
do something that's on top of you

1228
01:21:25.920 --> 01:21:32.000
and you're like you're like, what
the fuck? It really bothers me.

1229
01:21:32.079 --> 01:21:38.199
It's like some enemies will have this
this way of swinging that's like just slightly

1230
01:21:38.279 --> 01:21:45.800
like the wind up and Marget dude
market the first fight, he's so good.

1231
01:21:45.960 --> 01:21:47.680
I was like, I was like, that is so cool because like

1232
01:21:47.960 --> 01:21:50.439
you're like, are you ready to
dodge? And then he hasn't even swung

1233
01:21:50.520 --> 01:21:53.680
yet and you're like fuck and then
he hits. I was like, yeah,

1234
01:21:53.840 --> 01:21:56.680
that is so I love that.
I like those fights, like Godrick

1235
01:21:56.720 --> 01:22:00.720
and Marget are fun fights in Dodric
is a really really good first fight.

1236
01:22:00.880 --> 01:22:03.039
Yeah, really solid, like of
the first fights that I've seen in those

1237
01:22:03.079 --> 01:22:05.560
games. Like that's a really solid
one. Yeah. I still got to

1238
01:22:05.560 --> 01:22:09.279
get back to I want to finish
second row now, like once I'm done

1239
01:22:09.279 --> 01:22:13.039
with Elvien ring or like when I
beat it quote unquote when you beat when

1240
01:22:13.039 --> 01:22:15.039
you beat the game, can you
do the other? Yes? Something you

1241
01:22:15.039 --> 01:22:20.920
missed something something and after after you
burn the urg tree, So don't burn

1242
01:22:21.039 --> 01:22:25.479
urree. I already did that,
did that already? The fire Giant everything,

1243
01:22:25.680 --> 01:22:27.880
Yeah, the fire Giant. I
got in one. I didn't even

1244
01:22:28.479 --> 01:22:30.880
that was confusing. You can finish
the game now, Chris, I want

1245
01:22:30.880 --> 01:22:33.119
to get mo. You have to. It was easy to you. For

1246
01:22:33.119 --> 01:22:35.920
the DLC, you have to beat
mok Oh you do. Yeah, I

1247
01:22:35.920 --> 01:22:39.359
didn't even know that. I'm pretty
sure at least that's what I've been hearing.

1248
01:22:39.399 --> 01:22:41.359
And I've heard you have to go
to his thing. You have to

1249
01:22:41.359 --> 01:22:43.479
go to his thing, and that's
how you enter the DFC. Yeah,

1250
01:22:44.039 --> 01:22:45.119
I already started a new game.
Plus I'm not gonna be able to do

1251
01:22:45.119 --> 01:22:48.239
it my main character. I'm really
sad about that. Yeah, I'm on

1252
01:22:48.319 --> 01:22:53.800
a new game three and so that's
but for the purpose of three though,

1253
01:22:53.960 --> 01:22:56.520
I just put on a trainer because
I want to see how much I can

1254
01:22:56.560 --> 01:23:00.720
break the game. Where I already
there's a lot that you can't do is

1255
01:23:00.760 --> 01:23:02.600
so much. It's because basically one
of the things I can fly now,

1256
01:23:02.640 --> 01:23:06.079
so I can just go wherever I
want. And so so what I did

1257
01:23:06.239 --> 01:23:14.600
was I god damn one thing that
I did is I wanted to see how

1258
01:23:14.680 --> 01:23:16.399
fast I could get to the ur
tree. I wanted to see, like

1259
01:23:16.479 --> 01:23:19.760
what would happen if I get in
that area and do everything just turns in

1260
01:23:19.800 --> 01:23:24.479
a fog. It's so funny.
So I just went up, up,

1261
01:23:24.560 --> 01:23:27.039
up, up up, and like
just skipped a lot of ship. I

1262
01:23:27.039 --> 01:23:29.359
was like, cool, I wonder
if they're gonna let me roam by the

1263
01:23:29.399 --> 01:23:30.640
like the center of the you know, where the castle is, and by

1264
01:23:30.680 --> 01:23:33.680
the no I did everything just turns
in the fog and like fuck, So

1265
01:23:33.720 --> 01:23:35.720
I was trying to I want to
see how far I can push it,

1266
01:23:35.840 --> 01:23:40.439
how much I can skip and see
what happens. So I'm just kind of

1267
01:23:40.439 --> 01:23:42.800
sucking around. Now. Yeah,
another thing, But if you want to

1268
01:23:43.000 --> 01:23:45.720
go back and do all the missions, you can't burn Ner. Yeah,

1269
01:23:45.760 --> 01:23:49.039
well all right, that's fine,
all right, of course, yeah,

1270
01:23:49.439 --> 01:23:51.720
yeah, okay, I think I
streamed that too, so you could have.

1271
01:23:51.800 --> 01:23:55.760
You could. So Radon's Fight is
the beginning of like a lot of

1272
01:23:55.800 --> 01:23:59.640
plotlines like once, well it's over
now I already did the tree or whatever,

1273
01:24:00.159 --> 01:24:02.520
but uh, anyway, let's let's
move. It's becoming an elder ring

1274
01:24:02.560 --> 01:24:06.479
cast yea, which I mean,
I don't mind, but I love that

1275
01:24:06.520 --> 01:24:09.960
game. I gotta play it again. I just I did so much of

1276
01:24:10.000 --> 01:24:12.560
it that I'm like, dude,
I didn't even know. I'm like one

1277
01:24:12.600 --> 01:24:15.039
hundred something hours anyway, And I
just figured out that you could down those

1278
01:24:15.039 --> 01:24:19.840
turtles, the giant turtles. I
had no idea you get the essences?

1279
01:24:19.880 --> 01:24:23.439
Why do you get the essence of
the characters? Like yeah, you get

1280
01:24:23.479 --> 01:24:26.680
to like duplicate their remembrances or something. But like I didn't fucking like I

1281
01:24:26.880 --> 01:24:29.279
just thought there was like, oh
cool, like and you go up to

1282
01:24:29.319 --> 01:24:30.359
them and they don't fight you,
so I just kind of assume it's like,

1283
01:24:30.359 --> 01:24:33.560
oh, it's like yeah, environmental. I don't know, it's just

1284
01:24:33.560 --> 01:24:36.920
like a thing. That's the thing
about like these games or designed, you

1285
01:24:36.960 --> 01:24:44.880
know, with with the uh Miyazaki
was saying that that because of the way

1286
01:24:44.920 --> 01:24:46.520
that he absorbed those types of stories, there were like huge plot holes and

1287
01:24:46.520 --> 01:24:49.239
he would fill things in like I'll
figure it out myself, like so he

1288
01:24:49.279 --> 01:24:54.920
would, you would absorb like fantasy
and sci fi ship and he couldn't really

1289
01:24:55.159 --> 01:24:58.359
read English that well. So then
he designed the games in that same way

1290
01:24:58.399 --> 01:25:00.680
where it's like, hi, you
guys, you guys work together to fill

1291
01:25:00.720 --> 01:25:05.000
in the shit yourselves. That cool. So in the way that you're gonna

1292
01:25:05.319 --> 01:25:11.039
there's it's cool, but then there's
some significant I feel like it shouldn't be

1293
01:25:11.079 --> 01:25:14.399
that for significant stuff. Oh yeah, yeah, and there's a lot of

1294
01:25:14.399 --> 01:25:15.760
significant things to where like say,
if you want to get to the very

1295
01:25:15.840 --> 01:25:19.800
top of the map, for example, you can't, like it's so dumb.

1296
01:25:19.920 --> 01:25:23.279
There's a lot of stuff like the
animal. Well, it's kind of

1297
01:25:23.319 --> 01:25:25.680
like that too. That's like that
a good game? How is it?

1298
01:25:25.760 --> 01:25:28.039
I love it? Yeah? I
think it's great, really fun. But

1299
01:25:28.079 --> 01:25:30.960
it's like that's like a platformer like
Metroid of anything, but it's it doesn't

1300
01:25:30.960 --> 01:25:34.039
tell you anything, and there's some
stuff in there where I'm like, how

1301
01:25:34.079 --> 01:25:38.520
the fuck was I supposed to know? A lot of it is surprisingly intuitive,

1302
01:25:38.560 --> 01:25:40.840
to be fair, like it is. It's really good in the ways

1303
01:25:40.880 --> 01:25:43.520
because if you just it's kind of
like Eleanry where it's like if you just

1304
01:25:43.520 --> 01:25:45.279
if you're stuck on something, you
just go somewhere else and then you'll you'll,

1305
01:25:45.600 --> 01:25:47.880
oh, you know, you'll think
of it, yeah, or you'll

1306
01:25:47.880 --> 01:25:50.800
find something that you need. It's
it's really well designed. But then there's

1307
01:25:50.800 --> 01:25:54.520
certain points where it's like, oh, you have to go here and use

1308
01:25:54.560 --> 01:25:57.760
the flute at this corner of the
map specifically, and do it in this

1309
01:25:57.760 --> 01:26:00.000
pattern, and then it'll take you
to this secret and it's like all right,

1310
01:26:00.479 --> 01:26:02.439
yeah, let's relax. That's the
metro of Van of Curse Man.

1311
01:26:02.439 --> 01:26:04.600
Anyway. They don't go to play
those games. You just play them.

1312
01:26:04.680 --> 01:26:09.439
You're like, what the fuck?
How it's like links to the past,

1313
01:26:09.479 --> 01:26:13.560
the fucking finding that random hole to
blow the thing open to finish the game,

1314
01:26:14.279 --> 01:26:16.239
or that pissed me off? Or
is it links Links Awakening? And

1315
01:26:16.279 --> 01:26:20.119
I was like, I fucking hate
this game. Yeah, I don't remember

1316
01:26:20.159 --> 01:26:23.840
that, but to be fair,
I haven't. I mean I should.

1317
01:26:23.880 --> 01:26:26.560
It was my favorite one, but
Links Awakening I really liked. But that's

1318
01:26:26.560 --> 01:26:28.680
full of that stuff too, where
it's like, how that's how you finished

1319
01:26:28.680 --> 01:26:30.479
the game you gott to blow up
a random hole in some place to go

1320
01:26:30.520 --> 01:26:32.680
to the final party. Again,
I don't I remember that, Like I've

1321
01:26:32.680 --> 01:26:36.239
beaten that game probably like ten times, to be fair, like I have

1322
01:26:36.479 --> 01:26:41.560
one of them. It's I think
it's Awakening. That's if you're Links Awakening

1323
01:26:41.640 --> 01:26:44.800
is the weird like there's a lot
of ship Well that's the Yeah, that's

1324
01:26:44.800 --> 01:26:47.000
the love that game though. That
game is really that's definitely my favorite.

1325
01:26:47.159 --> 01:26:49.840
It's a really really good game.
Man. It's it's fun to play now,

1326
01:26:49.880 --> 01:26:51.520
Like we put it on right now
it would be a good time to

1327
01:26:51.520 --> 01:26:56.039
play. It's a fun game.
I gotta finish it very good. I

1328
01:26:56.079 --> 01:27:00.239
say that. Well, it's about
of some questions from our patrons over at

1329
01:27:00.279 --> 01:27:03.640
patreon dot com slash the snark tank. By the way, I didn't mention

1330
01:27:03.640 --> 01:27:06.520
it at the top of the show. I'm trying to remember this. Today's

1331
01:27:06.560 --> 01:27:10.399
like a little bit of a fucky
day. We're trying to figure things out.

1332
01:27:10.439 --> 01:27:15.039
But remember snark tank dot shop some
merchandise over there. I'm working on.

1333
01:27:15.560 --> 01:27:18.399
I'm working on, I'm working on. I have some pitches that I'm

1334
01:27:18.520 --> 01:27:21.840
I'm throwing over to some artist friends
of ours who are gonna make some stuff

1335
01:27:23.880 --> 01:27:27.760
that I'm pretty got new one's coming
out so nice. Also, guys,

1336
01:27:27.800 --> 01:27:30.640
remember give us suggestion if you guys
want to see particular things we guys want

1337
01:27:30.680 --> 01:27:33.239
to see, like sort of kind
of theme drops, let us know.

1338
01:27:33.720 --> 01:27:36.840
Oh yeah, we have some that
we have plans for the merchant We also

1339
01:27:36.880 --> 01:27:41.800
have we were talking a little bit
about just now that we're in person,

1340
01:27:41.960 --> 01:27:44.640
the different types of stuff that we
could do. We were thinking about and

1341
01:27:44.720 --> 01:27:47.159
I won't tell you that I won't
necessarily promise this yet because I sself have

1342
01:27:47.159 --> 01:27:50.159
to run to buy some people,
but we we wanted to do like maybe

1343
01:27:50.199 --> 01:27:54.760
some unboxing type stuff. If like
you send us some stuff, we'll open

1344
01:27:54.800 --> 01:27:57.760
it. Maybe that'll be like an
extra AMMO or something. It doesn't need

1345
01:27:57.800 --> 01:28:00.399
to be like a core part of
like every episode or anything. Maybe we

1346
01:28:00.399 --> 01:28:02.479
can't. Maybe we could just have
a segment where we open one one thing

1347
01:28:02.479 --> 01:28:05.479
if we if we get a decent
amount, what do you call it?

1348
01:28:05.560 --> 01:28:10.760
Anthras? Oh my god, so
do not? How did you get it

1349
01:28:10.880 --> 01:28:14.279
through? I feel like I feel
like I feel like anthrax is so old?

1350
01:28:14.439 --> 01:28:17.079
How did you make new Anthras?
Find it? Where did you get

1351
01:28:17.119 --> 01:28:20.319
it from? How did it was
it knocked? I feel like that's like

1352
01:28:20.319 --> 01:28:25.279
the main thing that they detect for, like substances and ship. So it's

1353
01:28:25.319 --> 01:28:28.279
like you did a really shout out
to you, dude, shout out to

1354
01:28:28.319 --> 01:28:30.199
you. Thanks. I'm gonna die. I'm just gonna call my girlfriend until

1355
01:28:30.239 --> 01:28:34.359
I'm missed. I'm not gonna go
back the open with a mask ass,

1356
01:28:34.680 --> 01:28:40.520
but we'll definitely. Yeah, that's
you know where there's gonna be a lot

1357
01:28:40.560 --> 01:28:44.640
of new stuff anyway. Let's start
with this guy. I'm coming on a

1358
01:28:44.680 --> 01:28:49.760
minority green day. Oh green gay, it's not exactly necessary. That's not

1359
01:28:49.800 --> 01:28:53.520
inherently gay, though, I'm gonna
come on, a minority. Yeah,

1360
01:28:53.600 --> 01:28:57.359
it has to be a gay minority. I'm coming on. I mean,

1361
01:28:57.399 --> 01:29:00.560
I guess, yeah, you gotta
you gotta gotta be specific enough because it

1362
01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:03.560
could that could be completely hetero sexual
situation. Yeah, yeah, not enough

1363
01:29:03.840 --> 01:29:05.600
gay enough. Try again. In
fact, I think about it. I

1364
01:29:05.600 --> 01:29:12.520
think this is exclusively my experience.
What's what's what's popping? What's popping?

1365
01:29:13.119 --> 01:29:16.720
Swearic driss and tweeny. I don't. I don't like. I started watching

1366
01:29:16.760 --> 01:29:19.319
the o G X Men before I
watched ninety seven, and I've been enjoying

1367
01:29:19.319 --> 01:29:23.199
it immensely, But I don't have
a lot of knowledge when it comes to

1368
01:29:23.359 --> 01:29:26.079
X Men. So this question is
for Derek and Sweeney, like they know,

1369
01:29:26.159 --> 01:29:30.560
I have no idea. Is there
a reason Jean Gray doesn't have an

1370
01:29:30.600 --> 01:29:34.760
alias like the others. Scott Summers's
cyclops logan is Wolverine, Remy uh lebow

1371
01:29:34.880 --> 01:29:41.680
is gambit, et cetera. Yeah? Is there a comic reason or did

1372
01:29:41.720 --> 01:29:45.039
they just enjoy doxing her in every
fight? Well? She was. She

1373
01:29:45.159 --> 01:29:49.920
was called Marvel girl. At first, my name, my name out loud,

1374
01:29:50.920 --> 01:29:56.159
and then she always nuts. She
always goes dude, dude. Jean

1375
01:29:56.239 --> 01:30:00.359
Gray is a very confusing character because
Jean Gray was such an ill used the

1376
01:30:00.439 --> 01:30:02.600
character for a long time in comics. Oh yeah, she just like she

1377
01:30:02.680 --> 01:30:08.039
could only lift like a telekinetic thing
to lift like a ball or like maybe

1378
01:30:08.119 --> 01:30:12.159
a tire intindio. She was so
pathetic and then they just gave her the

1379
01:30:12.199 --> 01:30:15.039
wildest power buff It made her the
Phoenix that she went out and destroyed like

1380
01:30:15.039 --> 01:30:18.560
a few suns. Yeah, what's
so dumb about that? Though? Is

1381
01:30:19.399 --> 01:30:27.199
she Okay? She was basically second
in command, and you know she was

1382
01:30:27.319 --> 01:30:32.079
essentially almost a class five, right, Like she's pretty much extremely powerful as

1383
01:30:32.159 --> 01:30:35.279
far this kind of muman. Yeah. And the thing is that that annoyed

1384
01:30:35.319 --> 01:30:40.840
me is if you're gonna talk about
nothing about this stuff, Chris No,

1385
01:30:42.199 --> 01:30:45.000
such a hole in my knowledge because
I just I didn't. I didn't.

1386
01:30:45.159 --> 01:30:49.760
I found the idea of super superhero
teams specifically very lame because I would associate

1387
01:30:49.800 --> 01:30:54.880
them with like Spider Man and his
amazing friends, or like I loved that

1388
01:30:54.960 --> 01:30:57.119
show when I was little. I
watched it when I was like thirteen.

1389
01:30:57.720 --> 01:31:03.199
That s it sucks. When I
was like, that's crazy. Ever I

1390
01:31:03.319 --> 01:31:06.880
hate it because it was like I
hate because Spider Man lived in this fucking

1391
01:31:06.920 --> 01:31:10.439
fortress. I was like, this
is so stupid. He was taking out

1392
01:31:10.439 --> 01:31:14.880
what Iceman and Firestar. I was
like, that is I didn't feel like

1393
01:31:14.920 --> 01:31:17.039
because obviously X Men wasn't like that, you know, just watching it.

1394
01:31:17.399 --> 01:31:21.039
Yeah, yeah, I'm I know
it's I know it's not like that.

1395
01:31:21.600 --> 01:31:24.479
But like when I was a kid, I just kind of thought, like

1396
01:31:24.479 --> 01:31:26.720
the idea of like a group of
heroes getting together. I don't know,

1397
01:31:26.760 --> 01:31:30.199
I just thought it was kind of
like inherently very just it's I liked the

1398
01:31:30.239 --> 01:31:33.079
more focused. I liked Batman being
like Batman, and and and you know,

1399
01:31:33.119 --> 01:31:39.840
Superman being Superman and and you know, uh uh spider Man being spider

1400
01:31:39.880 --> 01:31:42.560
Man, even to the point where
like the Justice League itself, I remember

1401
01:31:42.600 --> 01:31:45.520
being like, no, I liked
it because I liked me. It gives

1402
01:31:45.520 --> 01:31:47.079
me a because what happens. I
don't always like the main character. Of

1403
01:31:47.159 --> 01:31:50.239
course, I love spider Man.
It was my favorite character. But like

1404
01:31:50.279 --> 01:31:54.920
I liked how it was like there's
Wolverine, who's like Edgy. There's the

1405
01:31:54.960 --> 01:31:58.079
different kinds of characters were more like
diverse. I like different characters, different

1406
01:31:58.079 --> 01:32:00.880
moments for the most part, Yeah, I around to it. I just

1407
01:32:00.960 --> 01:32:02.199
I think X Men has always been
that thing where it's like I feel like

1408
01:32:02.199 --> 01:32:04.359
it's one of those things where it's, yeah, you just did, I'm

1409
01:32:04.399 --> 01:32:09.479
just too late for this. They're
truly the most interesting characters though, like,

1410
01:32:09.479 --> 01:32:13.079
like genuinely genuinely, like even like
Kurt Wagner by himself as a character,

1411
01:32:13.079 --> 01:32:15.640
it's like, fucking Nightcrawler is awesome. Well, what's more interesting about

1412
01:32:15.680 --> 01:32:19.319
it? It's just like that they're
you know, they're mutants, and it's

1413
01:32:19.359 --> 01:32:24.159
not like they didn't have to do
some like dumb origin story of how they

1414
01:32:24.159 --> 01:32:26.840
got their powers or some shit like
that. Yeah, it was just like

1415
01:32:26.880 --> 01:32:31.800
these people are and it was in
a way that it was I guess.

1416
01:32:32.359 --> 01:32:34.640
And it's cool though, but like
it's ran in a way that it's like,

1417
01:32:34.760 --> 01:32:38.800
damn, if this was real,
this is probably how it would go

1418
01:32:38.880 --> 01:32:42.640
down when you think about how our
world is now and how fucking like it

1419
01:32:42.720 --> 01:32:45.720
is Pride Month, for example,
and the pushback you gift for something as

1420
01:32:45.760 --> 01:32:48.000
stupid as that, where you're like, yeah, I think that even in

1421
01:32:48.359 --> 01:32:51.239
a lot of sci fis, it's
the logical conclusion, Like say, even

1422
01:32:51.279 --> 01:32:59.079
in Mass effect where you have the
option of us doing a synthesis with the

1423
01:32:59.279 --> 01:33:02.239
with the machine with the reapers or
something that's like an option where we're gonna

1424
01:33:02.279 --> 01:33:04.560
we're gonna mold with them, and
then we're gonna enhance it. And then

1425
01:33:04.560 --> 01:33:09.319
there was all these guys like I
ain't gonna get in hand with these damn

1426
01:33:09.479 --> 01:33:13.000
machine you know, like to do
it either the whole thing. I would

1427
01:33:13.000 --> 01:33:15.720
tell I would get rid of any
cancer cells in my body. I would

1428
01:33:15.720 --> 01:33:24.840
be efficient. You're insane. I
don't know. But so is there a

1429
01:33:24.880 --> 01:33:28.600
reason that she just doesn't have a
oh yeah, so like about that,

1430
01:33:29.880 --> 01:33:32.680
Like it's it's kind of in the
same way where here's the name that we

1431
01:33:32.760 --> 01:33:36.399
had before, it doesn't make sense
now because it's too on the nose,

1432
01:33:36.520 --> 01:33:41.600
like, uh, she was Marvel
girl like kind of like a miss Marvel.

1433
01:33:41.880 --> 01:33:44.840
And it's like, you know how
there's something else I'm thinking of where

1434
01:33:45.680 --> 01:33:47.800
yeah, like they've changed they'll change
names because it's like too on the nose.

1435
01:33:48.159 --> 01:33:53.279
And to me, it just feels
like they just never to me.

1436
01:33:53.279 --> 01:33:55.439
It almost they never got around to
it. I don't I don't have the

1437
01:33:55.439 --> 01:33:59.479
specific I don't have the specific answer
because I actually would like to look that

1438
01:33:59.560 --> 01:34:02.079
up and be like, why didn't
they just do it? Yeah, that's

1439
01:34:02.159 --> 01:34:04.680
strange, Like, why didn't they
just do it? Because I always thought

1440
01:34:04.720 --> 01:34:08.960
that was a little weird. Where's
her? Where's your code name? Yeah?

1441
01:34:09.000 --> 01:34:14.119
Captain Marvel's strange. I liked in
I like, what's that character?

1442
01:34:14.359 --> 01:34:19.680
I think his name is like doctor
detective comics is real over on over in

1443
01:34:19.760 --> 01:34:28.600
d C. That's their Captain Marvel, detective captain Marvel, bro what you

1444
01:34:29.479 --> 01:34:36.680
doctor? Like, what is your
name? Didn't have doctor? Detective,

1445
01:34:38.680 --> 01:34:43.000
detective, captain, lieutenant. It's
like, what did it ever bother you?

1446
01:34:43.119 --> 01:34:45.920
And this might just be like maybe
a slight little tism for me,

1447
01:34:46.720 --> 01:34:50.960
but uh, did it bother you? When people would say d C comics

1448
01:34:51.000 --> 01:34:56.560
because it's like saying detective comics?
Comics? Yeah, I mean I don't

1449
01:34:56.560 --> 01:35:00.239
know, it just does get it. I shouldn't bother me, but it

1450
01:35:00.279 --> 01:35:04.720
does. I I understand why it
would, but I don't care enough about

1451
01:35:04.760 --> 01:35:08.640
comics even Yeah, you know,
first of all, I just felt like,

1452
01:35:08.680 --> 01:35:11.920
I'm like, it's change your name
detective comics, like you don't you

1453
01:35:11.920 --> 01:35:16.600
don't do detective comics anymore. That's
what I think makes it kind of okay.

1454
01:35:16.640 --> 01:35:19.520
Because I don't even think d C
stands for Detective Comics. I think

1455
01:35:19.520 --> 01:35:24.520
it just stands for I think it
is just DC. Like that was just

1456
01:35:24.600 --> 01:35:27.079
d C. It was Detective Comics
at first, of course, but like

1457
01:35:27.119 --> 01:35:29.680
because it was, it wasn't.
I don't know if it was Batman first,

1458
01:35:29.680 --> 01:35:32.000
but it was. I know before
it was deep there was Doctor Detective

1459
01:35:32.039 --> 01:35:34.960
Comics. It was, it was
just Tective Detected. Yeah, it wasn't.

1460
01:35:35.000 --> 01:35:39.239
They were They weren't superheroes yet,
that's yeah, yeah, it wasn't.

1461
01:35:39.239 --> 01:35:42.560
And then they got into it,
and then they made supermans like that

1462
01:35:42.840 --> 01:35:46.319
got made all that other gay ship. Yeah, it was lady getting your

1463
01:35:46.359 --> 01:35:49.840
groceries unbelievable in the middle of our
show. Should we Should we tell her

1464
01:35:49.840 --> 01:35:57.119
and consider it? Tell her to
shut up? Bro? What's over the

1465
01:35:57.159 --> 01:36:00.560
construction around here? Man? Like
they've been They've been buzz sawing every funning

1466
01:36:00.920 --> 01:36:02.800
building. They're building a bunch of
ship over in this area. That's why

1467
01:36:02.920 --> 01:36:05.199
I think I think they're gonna put
a Trader Joe's right by my house.

1468
01:36:05.840 --> 01:36:11.560
Oh really insane. I don't know
everything up, dude. There is where

1469
01:36:11.600 --> 01:36:15.640
I on the street that I live
on, Glen Oaks, Essentially uh,

1470
01:36:15.520 --> 01:36:18.800
there are two churches next to each
other. I've never seen it, because

1471
01:36:18.800 --> 01:36:23.000
I've seen churches on the end of
each block, but I've never seen there

1472
01:36:23.079 --> 01:36:28.840
literally next to each other. You
know, it's crazy, genuinely insane.

1473
01:36:29.600 --> 01:36:32.359
I think only one apartment, no, I guess, well, this one

1474
01:36:32.399 --> 01:36:35.560
and the last one that it was
in. But like our first Glendale apartment

1475
01:36:35.720 --> 01:36:39.920
was right next to a church.
I remember because we had that when Lyle

1476
01:36:40.000 --> 01:36:43.439
came over that one day to do
one of his sketches, Kyle, Oh,

1477
01:36:43.439 --> 01:36:46.199
we forgot the Oh, we forgot
the prop gun in the car and

1478
01:36:46.239 --> 01:36:48.359
then they had to go grab it
and it was parked in front of a

1479
01:36:48.439 --> 01:36:54.560
church. And the imagery of him
like outside of a church is only fucking

1480
01:36:54.560 --> 01:36:57.800
funny. But it was like right
next to our building, so that's crazy.

1481
01:36:57.960 --> 01:37:00.960
And then the next Bourbank apart,
it was across the street from a

1482
01:37:00.039 --> 01:37:03.000
church, and it's just like,
dude, there's so many, like you

1483
01:37:03.039 --> 01:37:05.880
have a really high likelihood of moving
into a building that is right next to

1484
01:37:05.920 --> 01:37:09.680
a church. For whatever reason,
they're like there are more churches than there

1485
01:37:09.680 --> 01:37:15.079
are McDonald's. Praise God, Keep
your kids away, Keep your kids away.

1486
01:37:16.399 --> 01:37:24.800
They're like fucking in front of the
door and it just reaches out to

1487
01:37:24.800 --> 01:37:28.159
you. It's like that God,
God, God, it's like that fucking

1488
01:37:28.159 --> 01:37:30.880
house creature that you fight in fucking
Final Fantasy seven, the house, Oh

1489
01:37:30.880 --> 01:37:34.399
my god, the one that's literally
a fucking house that it's funny, it's

1490
01:37:34.399 --> 01:37:39.000
sane. Dude, you haven't played
who you played Rebirth yet? I'm up

1491
01:37:39.039 --> 01:37:41.439
to the gold Saucer. And then
I just got like I saw all these

1492
01:37:41.520 --> 01:37:44.560
mini games and I was like,
I'll finish it, but I get it

1493
01:37:44.600 --> 01:37:46.880
down. That game is a lengthy
fucking game. I have a habit of

1494
01:37:47.079 --> 01:37:49.079
just if a game is like really
long, I will put it down and

1495
01:37:49.079 --> 01:37:53.920
I will finish it years later,
like many years later. Did you finish

1496
01:37:53.920 --> 01:37:57.520
the first one? Right? Yeah, I finished the first one a couple

1497
01:37:57.560 --> 01:38:01.439
of weeks ago. I think I
finish I finished the first one, like

1498
01:38:01.520 --> 01:38:03.960
I think the week before Rebirth came
out, because I was like, all

1499
01:38:04.079 --> 01:38:08.479
right, I guess I'll finish it. But I did play a lot of

1500
01:38:08.479 --> 01:38:10.479
it when it first came out,
but then I was just like, I

1501
01:38:10.479 --> 01:38:11.960
don't know. I got to a
point where I was just like, it's

1502
01:38:11.960 --> 01:38:14.800
not clicking. And then once you
know, yeah, I just get that

1503
01:38:14.840 --> 01:38:18.079
way Prey was another one where like
I played Prey for a good like thirty

1504
01:38:18.119 --> 01:38:20.920
something hours or like something like that. It's a little bit of an issue,

1505
01:38:20.920 --> 01:38:25.039
man, some sometimes I put it
down. I'll come back to it.

1506
01:38:25.079 --> 01:38:27.479
I can't put a game down if
I'm playing it. Yeah, but

1507
01:38:27.560 --> 01:38:30.760
I can if I buy games like
Crazy though. That is true. Yeah,

1508
01:38:30.840 --> 01:38:33.239
yeah, but I have to literally, well, you also exclusively play

1509
01:38:33.279 --> 01:38:39.399
games that you want. Well,
I would imagine, right, I don't

1510
01:38:39.439 --> 01:38:42.000
know, because why wouldn't wouldn't sense
it? For your job, you have

1511
01:38:42.000 --> 01:38:44.279
to play games mighty not exactly want
to play. Yeah, there are games

1512
01:38:44.319 --> 01:38:46.520
of an experience for sure. Yeah, it's it's not necessarily that I don't

1513
01:38:46.920 --> 01:38:51.079
like those games or anything. It's
just like if I wasn't doing Sacred even

1514
01:38:51.119 --> 01:38:54.479
Red Dead Redemption two probably, like
at the time that it came out,

1515
01:38:54.600 --> 01:38:57.800
was probably a game that I wouldn't
have played because I just like ash.

1516
01:38:58.560 --> 01:39:00.680
Yeah, I didn't play that first. I thought I was playing fucking king

1517
01:39:00.920 --> 01:39:06.000
Heart, Kingdom Hearts and fucking Spider
Man. Dude. Going from Kingdom Hearts

1518
01:39:06.079 --> 01:39:11.239
the fucking Red Dead two was a
fucking that shit is why That's why I

1519
01:39:11.279 --> 01:39:14.600
hate Kingdom Hearts so hard. Now
because I was just like, this game

1520
01:39:15.079 --> 01:39:18.159
is ship. It's just like Ship. As soon as I pretty much turned

1521
01:39:18.239 --> 01:39:20.279
I don't know, I was in
the middle of high school. I was

1522
01:39:20.279 --> 01:39:23.520
like, I don't like Kingdom Hearts
anymore. It just didn't. It didn't

1523
01:39:23.600 --> 01:39:26.920
it didn't scratch the itch. It
was I like the concept where I was

1524
01:39:26.920 --> 01:39:29.319
like, man, it's just so
cool, like these characters that I grew

1525
01:39:29.359 --> 01:39:30.840
up with. But then I got
a little older and I was like,

1526
01:39:30.760 --> 01:39:34.000
kind of, and to be fair, I've never been like that huge of

1527
01:39:34.079 --> 01:39:42.600
a j RPG, Like like I've
never been gotten tougher to play the older

1528
01:39:42.640 --> 01:39:45.760
I get, the older I get, they become tougher to play because they're

1529
01:39:45.800 --> 01:39:48.399
just they're just written in a way
that I feel like no one interacts,

1530
01:39:49.000 --> 01:39:51.520
like in a way like no one
interacts like this, Like what the fuck

1531
01:39:51.640 --> 01:39:55.159
is what in my experience? What
is happened? I don't know. That's

1532
01:39:55.199 --> 01:39:57.960
not the problem. I think it's
fine. That's like my huge problem now

1533
01:39:57.960 --> 01:40:01.199
because you play a Western RPG Balder's
Gate, the way pe would interact is

1534
01:40:01.319 --> 01:40:08.880
real, like it's like it's heightened. It's realistic, I guess, but

1535
01:40:09.039 --> 01:40:12.560
it's real relative to the world.
They're in. What I mean is like

1536
01:40:12.600 --> 01:40:17.720
I don't necessarily mind there there being
like a heightened kind of way of I

1537
01:40:17.960 --> 01:40:23.039
feel the way about like a lot
of movies too, where it's like there

1538
01:40:23.079 --> 01:40:26.439
aren't really many movies with realistic dialogue, and that's not necessarily a problem,

1539
01:40:26.680 --> 01:40:29.560
right, you don't want that actually, right, Well, sometimes it's sometimes

1540
01:40:29.560 --> 01:40:30.600
it'll work, like sometimes a movie
will be centered all around that and if

1541
01:40:30.640 --> 01:40:32.920
that's the vision, cool and you
know, maybe they can make that cool.

1542
01:40:32.920 --> 01:40:36.399
But like, I just think it's
okay to have things that are either

1543
01:40:39.199 --> 01:40:41.760
like punch me and I bleed.
It's not something that a fucking person would

1544
01:40:41.760 --> 01:40:45.399
say, you know, I bled. I think it works. I think

1545
01:40:45.439 --> 01:40:48.800
Final Fantasy seven does a really good
job of finding the middle ground between like

1546
01:40:48.880 --> 01:40:53.720
JRPG R the Western RPG like dialogue
wise, it's the most successible one that

1547
01:40:53.760 --> 01:40:55.520
I've seen, like as far as
like how they write it, it's like

1548
01:40:55.560 --> 01:40:59.439
this is very good, but exactly, I think they wanted that audience.

1549
01:40:59.439 --> 01:41:00.880
Oh yeah, for sure, they
wanted more of a Western audience because of

1550
01:41:01.199 --> 01:41:03.640
they blew up over here. It
was a good game over there, but

1551
01:41:03.680 --> 01:41:08.119
it blew the fuck up in America. That's why the PS one sold so

1552
01:41:08.199 --> 01:41:11.800
much is because of that console.
In that game, it's like wildfire because

1553
01:41:11.800 --> 01:41:15.239
of it. You know, one
thing I noticed about older g RPGs that

1554
01:41:15.319 --> 01:41:19.600
I played, since they didn't have
any audio dialogue, it was way easier

1555
01:41:19.680 --> 01:41:25.680
to just digest and once people started
speaking. And then, because like I'm

1556
01:41:25.680 --> 01:41:29.039
saying, I'm also not like the
biggest fan. There's a lot of animes

1557
01:41:29.079 --> 01:41:31.359
that I enjoy, but I don't
enjoy most of them, and I enjoy

1558
01:41:31.439 --> 01:41:35.359
most of them because of how like
Jesus Christ, like, I can't like

1559
01:41:35.720 --> 01:41:40.359
some of the ship. I'm like, Okay, the women sound like cats,

1560
01:41:40.640 --> 01:41:44.800
like they're so high pitched and like, and I'm like, bro,

1561
01:41:45.359 --> 01:41:47.520
like, I'm watching my fucking my
roommates that I moved from Vegas. They're

1562
01:41:47.600 --> 01:41:50.399
just on the couch and living room
watching and there's like a girl going yea,

1563
01:41:51.159 --> 01:41:55.840
and I'm like, are you not
like annoyed the ship and they're just

1564
01:41:55.880 --> 01:41:59.479
like hmm, this is this is
so good and engaging, and then all

1565
01:41:59.520 --> 01:42:01.079
the guys like it would be like
trying to watch it would be like trying

1566
01:42:01.119 --> 01:42:03.720
to watch something that people insist is
like breaking bad. And then the main

1567
01:42:03.760 --> 01:42:11.039
character sounds like SpongeBob That's that's what
it's like. That's what I mean.

1568
01:42:11.079 --> 01:42:13.079
Like, so I watch like a
I'll watch like a you know, like

1569
01:42:13.079 --> 01:42:18.920
a I'm the one who knocks exactly
like a full metal Alchemist brotherhood, and

1570
01:42:19.439 --> 01:42:24.920
there is like one of that in
that right, yeah, And I'm like,

1571
01:42:24.920 --> 01:42:28.600
this is great. But if like, you know, there's the what

1572
01:42:28.720 --> 01:42:31.359
was it Armstrong sister, like she's
all like a badass. If she was,

1573
01:42:31.399 --> 01:42:35.720
like I would be, I'm not, you know, sincerely, and

1574
01:42:35.760 --> 01:42:39.560
I know, to be fair,
this is this is more about I forget

1575
01:42:39.960 --> 01:42:45.520
Olivier. Yeah, Olivia, my
wife broad. I think that's actually why

1576
01:42:45.560 --> 01:42:48.279
I gravitated towards Dragon Ball a lot. And to be that it's like English

1577
01:42:48.319 --> 01:42:58.720
dub is. It exists in two
different paradigms. There is the Americans perportation

1578
01:42:58.840 --> 01:43:03.600
dragon Ball Z, wherever is super
hyper masculine and like fucking metal and ship,

1579
01:43:03.840 --> 01:43:08.720
and then there's dragon Balls in Japan
where Goku was wasted by a woman

1580
01:43:08.800 --> 01:43:15.439
it's supreme. And then the fucking
ambience. He sounds tired and when he's

1581
01:43:15.439 --> 01:43:25.399
excided that the first time, I
remember laughing my ass because you were watching

1582
01:43:25.479 --> 01:43:29.000
Dragon Ball Super in the house and
he said that, and we were all

1583
01:43:29.119 --> 01:43:31.680
just awright. I just couldn't believe. That's the first time I saw that.

1584
01:43:31.720 --> 01:43:33.720
I was like, what the fuck
is going on with the kid Kai?

1585
01:43:33.920 --> 01:43:38.520
Why does he sound so tight?
There's Yeah, I don't know,

1586
01:43:38.600 --> 01:43:42.319
man, be honest, is there
you know how there's a handful of voice

1587
01:43:42.359 --> 01:43:45.439
actors that do a lot of ship
in America. Yeah, Like it's the

1588
01:43:45.439 --> 01:43:48.279
same in Japan. Yeah, so
there's this one guy that does a lot

1589
01:43:48.359 --> 01:43:53.119
of it's actually worse in Japan,
dude. So here's my thing, and

1590
01:43:53.159 --> 01:43:56.960
maybe it's there's a correct analysis.
There's this one guy. I'm assuming it's

1591
01:43:56.960 --> 01:44:00.039
the same guy that's in everything,
and he has the same fucking deep voice

1592
01:44:01.000 --> 01:44:04.720
money money, I'm like. I
was like, I was like, that's

1593
01:44:04.760 --> 01:44:11.680
the same guy and every they've watched, so many they've watched, so I

1594
01:44:11.720 --> 01:44:13.680
was like, bro, that it
has to be the same guy. Either

1595
01:44:13.720 --> 01:44:18.079
that or everyone's mimicking the first guy
that they probably very likely before his actors

1596
01:44:18.079 --> 01:44:23.039
in Japan they worked till they die
for real, they do, yeah,

1597
01:44:23.079 --> 01:44:27.159
and then they never starting to happen
in America as well. With characters,

1598
01:44:27.199 --> 01:44:30.520
just people just voice the character until
they die. Everybody like they voice because

1599
01:44:30.680 --> 01:44:33.640
eventually you changed characters, you know, like eventually Mark Hamill was like,

1600
01:44:33.680 --> 01:44:36.479
I'm not really going to be joking
anymore. Just step back. Yeah,

1601
01:44:36.680 --> 01:44:42.439
that took a long fucking time.
Granted it was like twenty No, No,

1602
01:44:42.520 --> 01:44:45.439
that's Mark nearly thirty years. Mark
Hamill is probably right. Mark Hammel's

1603
01:44:45.479 --> 01:44:51.239
what like ninety eight, you know
he was, you know, he was

1604
01:44:51.359 --> 01:44:56.720
twenty in Star Wars. It looks
pretty good. It has seven Star Wars.

1605
01:44:58.520 --> 01:45:03.000
He looked that bread at nearly fifty. He looks like a little boy.

1606
01:45:04.239 --> 01:45:08.359
Luke Skywalker in the context of his
story, being forty nine years old,

1607
01:45:09.720 --> 01:45:13.800
he's how old is Vader's decrepit,
Vader's in a fucking school. Vader

1608
01:45:13.880 --> 01:45:17.479
how old? How older? Is
fucking up? And Uncle I want to

1609
01:45:17.520 --> 01:45:19.920
go out and explore the world.
It's like, Luke, you're forty nine.

1610
01:45:20.680 --> 01:45:26.880
Luke, get the fucking fucking out
out. That means obi Wan would

1611
01:45:26.920 --> 01:45:30.359
be dirt. It's so funny how
you think about if you watch the prequels,

1612
01:45:30.439 --> 01:45:33.199
right, and Obi Wan's a young
man in the prequels and then by

1613
01:45:33.239 --> 01:45:39.479
the next series he's oldest shit fucking
It's like, how'd you get losing the

1614
01:45:39.560 --> 01:45:44.119
force to make you aide that bad. I mean it's it's like it's twenty

1615
01:45:44.199 --> 01:45:48.640
years. That's not that's too He's
get you and McGregor right now, and

1616
01:45:48.680 --> 01:45:55.800
it's twenty years. Look like,
it's so funny. I thought about that.

1617
01:45:56.079 --> 01:45:59.239
I never thought about it. Literally
was confused. I was like with

1618
01:45:59.319 --> 01:46:02.680
the timeline was explained to me.
I was like, he think about it

1619
01:46:02.680 --> 01:46:05.880
for two seconds and you just stop
because well, no, he's really stressed

1620
01:46:05.880 --> 01:46:13.119
out. No, he definitely is. Extremely he's canonically quite streme when they're

1621
01:46:13.119 --> 01:46:15.079
doing in an animated universe, like
when he fights them all and rebels.

1622
01:46:15.399 --> 01:46:19.399
Yeah, he's elderly. I'm like, bro, it's been like ten years.

1623
01:46:19.439 --> 01:46:21.720
It hasn't been that long, and
he's I don't know, man,

1624
01:46:21.720 --> 01:46:25.279
maybe he has it's like a George
Lopez situation, you know, where he

1625
01:46:25.439 --> 01:46:31.680
just like Lopez looks George Lopez has
aged. George like if if milk could

1626
01:46:31.720 --> 01:46:38.760
be milked and that milk and age, that's that's what happened. Look some

1627
01:46:38.960 --> 01:46:45.279
remilked milk. I mean, it's
bro, that's that's drugs. That's straight

1628
01:46:45.359 --> 01:46:47.720
up drugs. Oh yeah, it's
it's drugs. Is this No? Mexican

1629
01:46:47.760 --> 01:46:51.439
people when they don't take care of
their skin. Their skin gets so fucking

1630
01:46:51.439 --> 01:46:56.000
eroded. It's really bad. He
laid out in the desert for forty nights

1631
01:46:56.000 --> 01:47:00.239
and forty days. It's really really
crocodile the whole time. He is on

1632
01:47:00.319 --> 01:47:02.239
drugs. I don't know why they
have, like Mexics have those acne scars.

1633
01:47:02.279 --> 01:47:05.039
They get so bad. It's like
a thing, like they get acne

1634
01:47:05.119 --> 01:47:11.159
scars. Really people, how people
know? I don't know. It's they're

1635
01:47:11.199 --> 01:47:14.199
blacks. My glasses really but usually
DARKSI people don't have it. Just in

1636
01:47:14.199 --> 01:47:15.680
general, we don't really, I
haven't seen very many people. I mean,

1637
01:47:15.880 --> 01:47:18.279
I will say because like what you're
saying sounds kind of ignorant to me,

1638
01:47:18.399 --> 01:47:21.359
But at the same time, I
will support it by saying, my

1639
01:47:21.439 --> 01:47:30.399
mom's partner had acne scars. Uh
hispanic uh Adris Elva uh George. Like

1640
01:47:31.039 --> 01:47:35.159
I said, when I say he
just I meant Edward James almost yeah,

1641
01:47:35.319 --> 01:47:41.439
not not that yeah James almost.
So there is something to what you're saying.

1642
01:47:41.439 --> 01:47:44.560
But I also feel like I've seen
black people with acne and they have

1643
01:47:44.680 --> 01:47:47.520
like white heads. It looks like
globs come on their face and that's it's

1644
01:47:47.640 --> 01:47:58.119
hilarious globe. But what exactly is
the scientific measurement, like the the exact

1645
01:47:58.159 --> 01:48:00.479
measurements of a glob. What is
that? A gloss is a drop that's

1646
01:48:00.520 --> 01:48:03.399
not water. Anytime a drop isn't
water to glob, it's a glob,

1647
01:48:04.279 --> 01:48:10.600
good old glob anyway. That's why
Geene Gray's yeah, that's why. That's

1648
01:48:10.600 --> 01:48:13.439
what you guys said. Not that
why. In person, it's gonna be

1649
01:48:13.479 --> 01:48:18.199
bad. These questions are gonna get
that. Maybe an hour forty eight.

1650
01:48:18.800 --> 01:48:23.079
Let's try again. I gotta I
gotta start. I gotta put a timer

1651
01:48:23.119 --> 01:48:25.039
on my phone or something or not
a timer, but like a clock,

1652
01:48:25.119 --> 01:48:27.840
just so, just so I have
a better idea of how long we've been

1653
01:48:27.880 --> 01:48:31.079
at it. Sadist substance. Okay, it might become rooten. He says.

1654
01:48:31.079 --> 01:48:33.399
Hello, piss one, piss two, and piss prime. I hope

1655
01:48:33.399 --> 01:48:36.000
you're all doing all right. I
guess I'm pissed prime because the lore,

1656
01:48:36.079 --> 01:48:40.760
Yeah yeah, because a lore,
the pisslare is is deep and vast going

1657
01:48:40.840 --> 01:48:43.000
Up'll do a bunch of quess like, Lily, how much piss do you

1658
01:48:43.039 --> 01:48:45.920
drink? Do you like pistol?
Piss? And I'm like, why y'all

1659
01:48:45.960 --> 01:48:48.239
doing this? Dude? Tell her
some respect? I get it. She

1660
01:48:48.399 --> 01:48:53.800
likes pissed. Leave her alone.
I get it. He says, here's

1661
01:48:53.840 --> 01:49:00.159
a hypothetical you somehow upset a spirit
or a witch, and thus you are

1662
01:49:00.199 --> 01:49:04.039
now cursed to grant speech and human
level intelligence or sentience to the next three

1663
01:49:04.159 --> 01:49:10.399
inanimate objects that you touch with your
hands. What do you would what would

1664
01:49:10.439 --> 01:49:13.960
you touch? What would you go
out of your way not to touch?

1665
01:49:14.359 --> 01:49:20.439
Thanks for the show, pissing pissers
stories. I would. It would have

1666
01:49:20.520 --> 01:49:26.920
fucking Yoda's guys a month, So
I would immediately go, like Alexa,

1667
01:49:27.000 --> 01:49:30.680
call the nearest friend, right,
I would tell them, like, come

1668
01:49:30.720 --> 01:49:32.800
over, open the door for me, please, And I would. I

1669
01:49:32.840 --> 01:49:39.359
would make it my absolute mission to
touch a gun. Absolute because I just

1670
01:49:39.359 --> 01:49:42.079
want to know how it feels.
I want to know, Like if I

1671
01:49:42.079 --> 01:49:45.159
want to know if if a gun
could feel, would it would say a

1672
01:49:45.279 --> 01:49:50.239
death god? It would listen,
you have just created a death god for

1673
01:49:50.319 --> 01:50:00.399
like maybe eight minutes until read and
then just because I just want to see,

1674
01:50:00.399 --> 01:50:02.319
I want to see. I would. I would obviously not loaded,

1675
01:50:02.479 --> 01:50:04.319
but like I would, I just
want to see, like how, like

1676
01:50:04.439 --> 01:50:09.039
what what would the personality of a
gun be? So how alive is this

1677
01:50:09.039 --> 01:50:14.720
thing? Can it like walk human
level sprout like it says human level sentience,

1678
01:50:14.880 --> 01:50:18.920
So sentience kind of implies that it's
just like it's just capable of understanding

1679
01:50:19.439 --> 01:50:24.399
for the sake of for the sake
of building on this, it can speak.

1680
01:50:24.720 --> 01:50:28.600
I would touch the sandwich and then
eat it, and then eat it.

1681
01:50:29.479 --> 01:50:42.399
Your screams will wreckt me. Thank
you screams. That's that's your psychopath.

1682
01:50:44.760 --> 01:50:47.439
I would, I definitely would.
I would touch my dick first,

1683
01:50:48.239 --> 01:50:50.760
and I want to I want to
snitch on you about all the funks that

1684
01:50:50.800 --> 01:51:04.000
you've beat off to. Tari's gay
he watches food, no watch. I

1685
01:51:04.119 --> 01:51:12.319
watched Dojin, not watching Jojo.
Dude. I only watched Dojin, not

1686
01:51:12.640 --> 01:51:16.399
food. I want to watch food. Dojin. Dojin is like porn comics.

1687
01:51:16.880 --> 01:51:19.239
I thought I was better than people
i've been So this is this is

1688
01:51:19.279 --> 01:51:23.680
Lord. Don't till you watch that
you reread it. This is Lord.

1689
01:51:23.680 --> 01:51:26.600
This is Lord for me, right. I have been reading the same porn

1690
01:51:26.640 --> 01:51:29.880
comic since I was sixteen years old. It's not even like an anime one.

1691
01:51:29.880 --> 01:51:31.760
It's like one that I found when
I was like fourteen. And this

1692
01:51:31.760 --> 01:51:34.359
ship is fucking hot, and I
beat off to it and then I've been

1693
01:51:34.479 --> 01:51:39.439
watching it for years and now I'm
older than all the characters that are in

1694
01:51:39.520 --> 01:51:43.159
it. They're like in their mid
twenties and I'm fucking thirty now, and

1695
01:51:43.199 --> 01:51:46.079
I literally on my on my backup
Twitter, the one that no one knows

1696
01:51:46.079 --> 01:51:48.880
about. I messaged the artist and
I was like, bro, you gotta

1697
01:51:48.920 --> 01:51:53.359
speed this shit up, man,
I'm a grown ass man now. Yeah,

1698
01:51:53.479 --> 01:51:55.640
he got it, like, you
gotta do some. I'm starting to

1699
01:51:55.680 --> 01:51:58.720
feel I'm starting to feel a little
uncomfortable, weird because I remember like I

1700
01:51:58.720 --> 01:52:01.359
had one, exactly only one comic
like that, I have one of these

1701
01:52:01.399 --> 01:52:04.319
problems my whole life, and that's
it. But I never I never ventured.

1702
01:52:04.359 --> 01:52:06.560
Really it was that's a good one. And then I never bothered to

1703
01:52:06.880 --> 01:52:10.399
I never bothered to find another.
It's weird to hear you guys say this

1704
01:52:10.479 --> 01:52:13.239
because you guys are a lot younger, Like I'm like, got like six

1705
01:52:13.319 --> 01:52:16.600
years on you or something like that, and I was already in the digital

1706
01:52:16.640 --> 01:52:19.720
age and never looked back. When
I was a kid, like there was

1707
01:52:19.760 --> 01:52:25.159
no like, oh papers and ship
like there was. My mom had sports

1708
01:52:25.199 --> 01:52:28.680
illustrateds which were nice, the swim
Street editions. We were cool. But

1709
01:52:28.720 --> 01:52:30.840
those were just cool to look at. You know. It was already like

1710
01:52:30.920 --> 01:52:34.079
say, all right, we're gonna
go on the internet. For me,

1711
01:52:34.159 --> 01:52:36.720
it was I found on the internet. I found it on the internet.

1712
01:52:36.760 --> 01:52:42.119
It's a digital one to touch a
porn comic well even okay, okay,

1713
01:52:42.119 --> 01:52:45.760
so it's digital. But what I
mean is it was like it was like,

1714
01:52:45.840 --> 01:52:47.560
I don't know video. I was
I graduate. I went to video

1715
01:52:47.600 --> 01:52:50.760
and never looked back. I watching
for years. That's why. That's why

1716
01:52:50.760 --> 01:52:55.640
I'm like, I'm so because it's
been years, and like he doesn't post

1717
01:52:55.760 --> 01:52:58.840
enough. He posts like maybe like
once every second when you keep up with

1718
01:52:58.880 --> 01:53:02.039
the artists. Yeah, I know, I've messaged him. I like,

1719
01:53:02.119 --> 01:53:10.600
Yo, seriously, I can't even
ry up. Funny bro. It's called

1720
01:53:11.920 --> 01:53:15.359
I think it's called Cheer or something
something like that. I think it's just

1721
01:53:15.399 --> 01:53:23.039
called I haven't I haven't read it
in years. But it's like it was

1722
01:53:23.840 --> 01:53:30.439
Er the Fraser something like that.
It's literally Fraser is a spin off of

1723
01:53:30.520 --> 01:53:33.680
Cheers, which I had no fucking
idea he was on Cheers. Literally,

1724
01:53:33.800 --> 01:53:38.159
I didn't give a ship, Like, never watched you didn't watch Chears.

1725
01:53:38.399 --> 01:53:43.840
No, I'm a minority, but
I have an old grandparent. That's why

1726
01:53:43.920 --> 01:53:47.119
she loved Cheers. My parents did
not watch. They watched like they watched

1727
01:53:48.640 --> 01:53:53.319
The Parkers Seinfeld King of Queens.
Fact that your parents, the fact that

1728
01:53:53.880 --> 01:53:59.680
non black people watching the Parkers feels
insane. Why because it's such a niggle

1729
01:53:59.800 --> 01:54:04.359
or gented show. It's so black, Like Moesia isn't too black. It's

1730
01:54:04.359 --> 01:54:11.359
a black show. But I didn't
like Cheers is like Parkers is very black.

1731
01:54:11.439 --> 01:54:14.640
That's a black person. And that's
why it also feels weird hearing a

1732
01:54:15.039 --> 01:54:17.720
black man, even your grandmother,
because I know Cheers was like one of

1733
01:54:17.760 --> 01:54:21.640
the most popular shows at it's time, but it was such a so I

1734
01:54:21.640 --> 01:54:26.199
guess I can excuse her watching it
was probably like musty TV she watched.

1735
01:54:26.640 --> 01:54:30.319
So I watched it by by facts. Okay, fair enough, fair enough.

1736
01:54:30.319 --> 01:54:32.960
That's why I watched sucking Mash and
like I watched my grandpa and my

1737
01:54:33.079 --> 01:54:35.880
grandpa, my grandpa'd be like,
it wasn't like this. It was hell

1738
01:54:36.279 --> 01:54:43.560
and I'm like and I'm like,
okay, Grandpa, like what the It

1739
01:54:43.680 --> 01:54:46.479
wasn't a comedy. But the thing
is that they because obviously we know,

1740
01:54:46.640 --> 01:54:49.880
we know why Mash existed, they
tried to make light of the fucking horror

1741
01:54:49.920 --> 01:54:54.840
that was a situation. But I
like my idea of pointing that out.

1742
01:54:55.079 --> 01:55:01.680
It wasn't like this comedy comedy Vietnam. It was like twenty thousand people committing

1743
01:55:01.720 --> 01:55:08.039
suicide and and I'm like seven,
and I'm like, it wasn't funny,

1744
01:55:08.159 --> 01:55:13.319
Grandpa. It's like no viet coom
scream real loudly. Yeah. It's also

1745
01:55:13.319 --> 01:55:17.600
not what bars are like in Cheers. It's not as friendly. Sometimes you

1746
01:55:17.640 --> 01:55:25.560
want to go with everybody you know
that was my name. You should not

1747
01:55:25.680 --> 01:55:28.000
be at a bar so they know
your name. Yeah, it's like going

1748
01:55:28.039 --> 01:55:30.920
there that they know. That was
the worst. I remember, like I

1749
01:55:30.960 --> 01:55:33.000
became a like people started recognizing me
at a bar that I went. I

1750
01:55:33.039 --> 01:55:35.560
was like, I gotta, I
gotta stop coming. I'll still go,

1751
01:55:35.640 --> 01:55:39.680
but like now I've cut back a
lot, a lot. I didn't even

1752
01:55:39.720 --> 01:55:42.680
drink really that often at all.
I just like I liked going to the

1753
01:55:42.760 --> 01:55:45.039
bar. I can't remember the last
time I drank. I'm being honest,

1754
01:55:45.680 --> 01:55:47.720
that's fair. I don't drink at
I drink a drinker. Maybe with you

1755
01:55:47.800 --> 01:55:49.720
was last time I drank. Last
time we drink. We were all together

1756
01:55:49.760 --> 01:55:51.760
when we were at maybe Ziggy's.
I think that's like, oh yeah,

1757
01:55:51.760 --> 01:55:55.800
that's yeah, yeah yeah yeah,
no, no, no, I think

1758
01:55:55.800 --> 01:55:58.079
the time I didn't drink that.
No, I did drink that time a

1759
01:55:58.079 --> 01:55:59.800
little bit. Drink a little bit, Yeah, I drink a little bit.

1760
01:55:59.800 --> 01:56:01.439
There was some wine coolers and I
had a couple of beers. And

1761
01:56:01.479 --> 01:56:05.479
then there are people who are freaked
out because I open sometimes if there's not

1762
01:56:05.520 --> 01:56:09.560
a beer opener, like right in
my proximity, I just open it with

1763
01:56:09.600 --> 01:56:14.560
my teeth, And like I was
freaking people out, and I assured them,

1764
01:56:14.600 --> 01:56:16.520
I try to all the technique,
you can do what you like.

1765
01:56:16.640 --> 01:56:20.439
I would try to assure them,
like your teeth can handle that many pounds

1766
01:56:20.439 --> 01:56:30.479
of pressure if not eating would be
a fucking nightmare. There feel a lot

1767
01:56:30.520 --> 01:56:32.439
of things like if you ain't beef
jerky, your teeth would shatter if you

1768
01:56:32.479 --> 01:56:35.479
didn't like have that same amount.
I was like, guys, you can

1769
01:56:35.680 --> 01:56:41.680
It's it's fucking aluminum. You can
handle. There's something about I get it,

1770
01:56:41.800 --> 01:56:44.560
like I'm not like shocked by it
when you do it. It's just

1771
01:56:44.560 --> 01:56:47.039
more like there's like a sensation there, like it could be a little jar.

1772
01:56:47.279 --> 01:56:50.399
There's like you have to hitch it
on your too of this bandit like

1773
01:56:50.920 --> 01:56:54.960
it can handle it. Yeah,
this is something you're scared about doing because

1774
01:56:54.960 --> 01:56:57.079
you know what happens you fuck your
tube. That's all of it is just

1775
01:56:57.159 --> 01:56:58.640
like, oh, I don't want
to fuck my teeth up, so I

1776
01:56:58.680 --> 01:57:00.479
don't want to try to do that. I think for me it would just

1777
01:57:00.479 --> 01:57:03.600
be like if I if I fucked
my tooth up. Am I satisfied with

1778
01:57:03.640 --> 01:57:08.640
this being the reason why? And
it's just like no, really really really,

1779
01:57:09.359 --> 01:57:12.239
I mean I've been doing since those
like seventeen eighteen or something like that,

1780
01:57:12.319 --> 01:57:15.239
no problems. I feel kind of
the same way about like even just

1781
01:57:15.279 --> 01:57:16.560
using my fingernails for stuff, because
I feel I for some reason, I

1782
01:57:16.560 --> 01:57:20.279
feel like I feel I know what
your fingernails for and I understand like what

1783
01:57:20.640 --> 01:57:25.600
it can do. But it feels
every time like I'm this thing's gonna pop

1784
01:57:25.680 --> 01:57:28.000
right the funk off my finger.
I know it won't, really, I

1785
01:57:28.000 --> 01:57:30.239
know it won't, but I had
this because I had it's happening before probably

1786
01:57:30.920 --> 01:57:35.520
scale like I remember, like I
think it not that exactly, but like

1787
01:57:35.600 --> 01:57:40.079
I did, like have like there's
like a snag or something and I ripped

1788
01:57:40.079 --> 01:57:43.199
it on something and it peeled,
They're fucking all the way back, and

1789
01:57:43.239 --> 01:57:46.640
I'm like, ah, so now
like I habitually like people happening, dude,

1790
01:57:46.680 --> 01:57:51.199
people, Oh my fucking god,
Oh god. It was so gross

1791
01:57:51.239 --> 01:58:00.960
to see a person that was visceral. That was the reaction. I was

1792
01:58:00.000 --> 01:58:02.920
like, he's not gonna really scream, is it? And You're fucking way,

1793
01:58:03.199 --> 01:58:10.000
dude. I would not die,
no, dude. Like it's just

1794
01:58:10.039 --> 01:58:15.399
because I was already in the headspace
and vividly imagining itfation that was that felt

1795
01:58:15.399 --> 01:58:18.520
like I manifested it in real life
and like I was like, why this

1796
01:58:18.640 --> 01:58:21.680
power is so terrible? I don't
want to have this. I I since,

1797
01:58:23.039 --> 01:58:25.800
but that's the reason why. I'm
just like I'm really apprehensive about like

1798
01:58:25.840 --> 01:58:30.760
my nails in general, and to
the pointe it's like I'm like I bite

1799
01:58:30.800 --> 01:58:32.079
my nails, not even because I'm
nervous, but because it's just like I

1800
01:58:32.119 --> 01:58:35.359
noticed something. I just don't want
any possibility. I've definitely been to nail

1801
01:58:35.520 --> 01:58:39.800
all the way back before and that
ship hurts like a bitch, and I

1802
01:58:39.880 --> 01:58:42.119
just pulled the nail out. I
was like, I gotta because it's good

1803
01:58:42.159 --> 01:58:45.640
because literally, I'm just it's just
digging into my let's move on, and

1804
01:58:45.760 --> 01:58:46.920
it hurts, and I'm like,
I gotta just get rid of this nail,

1805
01:58:46.960 --> 01:58:50.880
all right, But starting over,
it's hilarious having a little bit of

1806
01:58:50.880 --> 01:58:55.720
a nail, so fucking funny.
Look, I'll do you one better.

1807
01:58:55.720 --> 01:59:00.279
I had a crater in the meat
like when I I I fucking chat the

1808
01:59:00.359 --> 01:59:05.039
nail and then some of the group, yeah, got ripped out and pocket

1809
01:59:05.239 --> 01:59:12.199
air. I didn't notice it until
the fire that was that was when I

1810
01:59:12.239 --> 01:59:15.439
got jumped in Florida. Then like, I didn't notice until the fight was

1811
01:59:15.439 --> 01:59:16.079
over, and I'm like, oh, my finger hurts, and I was

1812
01:59:16.079 --> 01:59:19.520
like, oh full of ply and
I was like what the fuck? And

1813
01:59:19.600 --> 01:59:23.479
yeah, it took forever. It
didn't even grow back properly, like because

1814
01:59:23.479 --> 01:59:27.600
you know how there's like a like
a you know, it's like a it's

1815
01:59:27.640 --> 01:59:31.720
like an as, dude. So
when I when I cut my finger,

1816
01:59:31.920 --> 01:59:36.960
I can't find my clippers because I
told I I moved and I don't know

1817
01:59:36.920 --> 01:59:41.079
why is So now they're getting long
and then I have that fucking thing that

1818
01:59:41.119 --> 01:59:43.720
he caught up that I just showed
you. So I'm like, fuck and

1819
01:59:43.800 --> 01:59:45.359
you cut off before I rip it
more, bro skin was coming off.

1820
01:59:45.439 --> 01:59:48.199
Dude, I didn't see that.
I only heard about it. It's what

1821
01:59:48.439 --> 01:59:53.239
but that's why my skin is it's
probably probably it's a little star was laughing

1822
01:59:53.279 --> 01:59:55.880
at you my skin? What the
hell was that? By the way,

1823
01:59:55.880 --> 01:59:59.479
I got, I got so I
have, I have. I think it's

1824
01:59:59.520 --> 02:00:03.199
eggs in my where all over,
I'm pretty sure, especially like on my

1825
02:00:03.279 --> 02:00:05.199
arms. It gets really bound on
my arm. Do you eat that many

1826
02:00:05.199 --> 02:00:16.800
eggs? Let's end this, let's
see a little more. We really got

1827
02:00:16.880 --> 02:00:21.920
three. We'll pick it up next
time. Sure. Yeah. Uh,

1828
02:00:23.439 --> 02:00:27.800
the cock wizard wrote in, and
he says, hello, ass effect three.

1829
02:00:28.560 --> 02:00:31.800
If you could make a single person
devastatingly senile, who would you choose

1830
02:00:31.920 --> 02:00:40.119
for the most entertainment or personal amusement? I'm self yourself able to enjoy it,

1831
02:00:40.159 --> 02:00:42.119
though, Yeah I would. I
think I'd be fine. That's a

1832
02:00:42.159 --> 02:00:45.439
kind of choice inside, like because
you're pretty much you're pretty much like at

1833
02:00:45.479 --> 02:00:47.560
a home theater inside your head,
you know, you're like, well,

1834
02:00:47.840 --> 02:00:53.960
that choice, that choice is a
little redundant at that point, though,

1835
02:00:54.000 --> 02:00:58.399
because if you were, if you
were to make that choice intentionally, that

1836
02:00:58.520 --> 02:01:00.159
is it. That is a choice
that only a senile person would make.

1837
02:01:00.199 --> 02:01:04.479
That's already crazy. You're already it's
said a person I would do I would,

1838
02:01:04.479 --> 02:01:09.159
I would do Trump. I would
make Trump just because I'm I'm curious

1839
02:01:09.159 --> 02:01:14.479
to see, like, at what
point will people stop? Never simp never

1840
02:01:14.720 --> 02:01:16.479
like will there will there be a
point where he like shoves a banana up

1841
02:01:16.520 --> 02:01:25.239
his ass and says, no,
I'm real, gays out. He sits

1842
02:01:25.319 --> 02:01:33.039
up and it's like banana and shit
split. He shives it up his ass

1843
02:01:33.159 --> 02:01:39.840
and he pulls out and it's all
red. Oh my god, it's you've

1844
02:01:39.880 --> 02:01:43.720
ever seen hey, you guys,
Have you guys seen mister hands. He

1845
02:01:43.840 --> 02:01:46.039
just has like a fucking plantain or
a little like you know those giant like

1846
02:01:46.239 --> 02:01:51.960
he has a yuka here. Have
you see mister Hans And he's just he's

1847
02:01:53.000 --> 02:01:59.279
just like he's going to town.
And then he's just fucking going to town.

1848
02:02:00.000 --> 02:02:05.039
It's great to be here. I
just jerked off force this place.

1849
02:02:05.359 --> 02:02:14.479
Yeah, fucky, he jerked off
a fucking wars basically some guys screaming so

1850
02:02:14.600 --> 02:02:21.359
loud. He's expanding a little bit. The edit I didn't you like,

1851
02:02:21.399 --> 02:02:25.520
there was like when we lived in
the Glendale apartment, there was I don't

1852
02:02:25.520 --> 02:02:27.399
remember what it was at the end
of the video. It was one Francis

1853
02:02:27.439 --> 02:02:29.800
was living with us, Yeah,
pious. We were cooking or something like

1854
02:02:29.800 --> 02:02:33.000
that, I remember, and I
threw something at you and you got really

1855
02:02:33.079 --> 02:02:38.239
upset, but like you were really
out of focus when you when you and

1856
02:02:38.279 --> 02:02:42.199
you went like you like screamed with
your mouth shut. And I was so

1857
02:02:42.319 --> 02:02:43.960
mad because I was like, oh, it's such a good shot, but

1858
02:02:44.079 --> 02:02:46.079
like it's completely out of focus.
And so what I did was like I

1859
02:02:46.119 --> 02:02:50.159
made it. I made I made
you look like a symbio basically, like

1860
02:02:50.159 --> 02:02:54.800
I made your like your outline,
your dark outline wiggle a lot as And

1861
02:02:54.800 --> 02:02:56.560
it's like I think about that every
now and again, as I'm like,

1862
02:02:56.600 --> 02:02:58.399
oh man, I'm never gonna get
like a moment like that again, where

1863
02:02:58.439 --> 02:03:03.439
it's like the perfect mix of somebody
getting so angry they grow a little bit,

1864
02:03:04.279 --> 02:03:08.840
like the like they're like they grow
a little bit and they content.

1865
02:03:09.000 --> 02:03:12.640
I'm back. I'm back, I'm
back. Yeah. I think Elon must

1866
02:03:12.840 --> 02:03:14.720
I will be hilarious. I don't
know what you do with sucking money,

1867
02:03:15.159 --> 02:03:18.720
It's funny, he'd probably he probably
buy a bunch of pigmies and fucking sem

1868
02:03:18.760 --> 02:03:24.279
free and like fucking Nebraska, some
ship like this. This week on space

1869
02:03:24.479 --> 02:03:29.520
X, we're hunting pigmies and he's
like, yeah, he shot puts to

1870
02:03:29.600 --> 02:03:31.279
kill pigmy. Yeah. I feel
like he's not that far off, so

1871
02:03:31.319 --> 02:03:33.399
that, yeah, that'd be pretty
I feel like he's just really dumb.

1872
02:03:34.279 --> 02:03:38.640
Yeah, I mean it's that's true. He's very socially retarded. I would

1873
02:03:38.640 --> 02:03:41.680
say not. I think both.
I think both. I think I think

1874
02:03:41.720 --> 02:03:45.840
people around him have made him like
I think he's been exposed by being you

1875
02:03:45.880 --> 02:03:47.560
know, a lot of people with
a lot of money, they stay out

1876
02:03:47.560 --> 02:03:51.119
of the spotlight. And then there's
people there's always people running the show.

1877
02:03:51.319 --> 02:03:55.000
There's always people. You might have
a good idea, but then there's people

1878
02:03:55.039 --> 02:03:58.199
that need to execute the ideas.
They're way smart. He was like,

1879
02:03:58.279 --> 02:04:00.359
oh, and then like it came
to it when people he jumped in fucking

1880
02:04:00.399 --> 02:04:04.760
those calls on Twitter, those spaces, those Twitter space, and then there's

1881
02:04:04.840 --> 02:04:09.640
engineers asking him questions about Twitter and
stuff. He had fucking no idea.

1882
02:04:10.079 --> 02:04:12.640
He had no I mean anything.
And I was like, oh, so

1883
02:04:12.760 --> 02:04:16.079
this guy is just he's costplaying as
a genius. I think Twitter will start

1884
02:04:16.079 --> 02:04:19.239
to run perfectly fine once we find
the bluebird that we're supposed to feed and

1885
02:04:19.399 --> 02:04:24.760
to keep it alive. And guys, I have fifteen Asian bots in my

1886
02:04:24.840 --> 02:04:29.039
messages right now. There's a lot
of bots are all Asian. They're all

1887
02:04:29.079 --> 02:04:30.720
Asian right now. I don't know
what's going on right now, there's an

1888
02:04:30.800 --> 02:04:34.600
Asian wave of these girls trying to
show me the virtual tits. It's so

1889
02:04:34.840 --> 02:04:38.439
like rud and Bio and I'm like, of course, I'm gonna go look.

1890
02:04:38.960 --> 02:04:42.479
And then there's a fucking no,
he has no followers. Yeah,

1891
02:04:42.520 --> 02:04:45.680
and I'm like, he can't be
a woman online with no followers, that's

1892
02:04:45.720 --> 02:04:49.960
sure, Okay, ye, bullshit. I thought there was Moods and Bio.

1893
02:04:50.039 --> 02:04:53.600
There's no news. I thought you
were the chosen one. They just

1894
02:04:53.640 --> 02:04:57.319
took my information again. But I've
had so many credit cards, bro,

1895
02:04:58.319 --> 02:05:00.720
why is the banker giving them to
you? Credit scores eight? Bro?

1896
02:05:01.840 --> 02:05:06.800
Crazy? There are due there are
ghosts with better credit scores. Can you

1897
02:05:06.840 --> 02:05:12.479
credit get the zero? It can't? Yes, you're wow. How is

1898
02:05:12.520 --> 02:05:15.039
that a possible bankruptcy? Oh?
Yeah, okay, that's the only way

1899
02:05:15.199 --> 02:05:19.920
a bankruptcy. Or you kill a
bank, you kill you shoot the banking

1900
02:05:25.880 --> 02:05:29.560
starts holding, it starts trying to
turned into the elderly fight where you're finding

1901
02:05:29.560 --> 02:05:35.800
a building, you're rolling out the
way you asked, you get you get

1902
02:05:35.800 --> 02:05:41.199
the gun that's really good at killing
banks. That's what it's called, really

1903
02:05:41.199 --> 02:05:47.000
good at killing banks. God,
it does more damage the banks, bank

1904
02:05:49.399 --> 02:05:56.840
tellers. It's got dynamics. Way
oh wow, man Morple weapons. All

1905
02:05:56.880 --> 02:05:59.039
right, I use this? All
right? Thanks? All right, Now

1906
02:05:59.039 --> 02:06:03.239
we're even know what I don't know
what the close so we might not do

1907
02:06:03.279 --> 02:06:05.840
that. We might not do to
read this one because it's the fuck you

1908
02:06:05.840 --> 02:06:08.960
want to do? You want to
read the names off of this one?

1909
02:06:09.039 --> 02:06:13.960
Or yeah, we have to,
like it's it's it's the inaugural first in

1910
02:06:13.960 --> 02:06:17.520
person episode. Alright, can't skimp, let's go. But uh, alright,

1911
02:06:17.560 --> 02:06:20.800
let's dude. I looked at it
was one o'clock before and it's so

1912
02:06:21.039 --> 02:06:27.840
far past one. Now, how
long is this? How long has this

1913
02:06:27.840 --> 02:06:30.560
been going? It's not it'll be
a longer one, but it's not crazy

1914
02:06:30.680 --> 02:06:36.359
right now. That's it feels like
it's been forever. The time is moving

1915
02:06:36.359 --> 02:06:40.800
by pretty quickly. Yeah, it
feels like a long episode. But also

1916
02:06:40.840 --> 02:06:43.920
now at the same time, it's
like a normal episode. What the is

1917
02:06:43.920 --> 02:06:46.520
what happens in person. That's true. Uh, anyway, count me down

1918
02:06:46.560 --> 02:06:57.600
all right, three two, one
to death, as a Brown would be.

1919
02:06:57.840 --> 02:07:04.319
I got one letter of this out, total blinger dead. Bro,

1920
02:07:08.239 --> 02:07:12.319
you gotta send that video because there's
no way I don't think that showed up

1921
02:07:12.319 --> 02:07:15.520
on the mic at all. So
send that video somehow video, and I

1922
02:07:15.520 --> 02:07:17.960
gotta find a means to send it
to you guys. Jordan sent it to

1923
02:07:18.000 --> 02:07:23.439
me. Did he send that?
Was that the last footageer? Or was

1924
02:07:23.479 --> 02:07:26.560
that when we were that was when
we started new? That was the new?

1925
02:07:26.680 --> 02:07:30.279
Yeah, I can download it.
I'm so excited that. I'm so

1926
02:07:30.359 --> 02:07:33.520
excited. Anyway, he walked in
on my gargains till I Google put in

1927
02:07:33.600 --> 02:07:45.640
the drive gotcha hitting women say that
in the microphone they got they gotta hear

1928
02:07:45.680 --> 02:07:49.399
it, they gotta hear it.
I did the complete I did the complete

1929
02:07:49.399 --> 02:07:59.279
opposite of what I was supposed to
do. My brain just malfunctioned. Put

1930
02:07:59.720 --> 02:08:03.239
something I should have just whistled.
It's because they're so used to talking to

1931
02:08:03.279 --> 02:08:07.560
each other through these bikes. Yeah, so he thought there's a part of

1932
02:08:07.600 --> 02:08:11.279
his breath that thought. He he
spoke into the microphone. It happens like

1933
02:08:11.279 --> 02:08:15.800
when I'm on discorgize people and like, I'm playing Digitmon DiscT my friends and

1934
02:08:15.800 --> 02:08:18.199
I played Digimon real life, right, and they're like, what car do

1935
02:08:18.199 --> 02:08:20.359
you want to destroy? And I
point at my screen at the guard and

1936
02:08:20.399 --> 02:08:24.159
they're like, what are you doing? And I'm like, uh, the

1937
02:08:24.159 --> 02:08:30.600
one to the right, Yeah,
all right, I got one. I'm

1938
02:08:30.600 --> 02:08:33.840
gonna name myself that on Twitter.
Hitting women, hit hit hitting women,

1939
02:08:33.319 --> 02:08:41.319
Uh Vaughn of the Dead Spiral confidently. Uh Spiral confidently returning to the set

1940
02:08:41.359 --> 02:08:46.000
of RuPaul's Drag Race because because he
had a great time despite his initial misunderstanding.

1941
02:08:46.920 --> 02:08:52.119
Round eyed Asian Slenderman's gay brother.
I like mender Man Sweeney. It's

1942
02:08:52.119 --> 02:08:58.520
a really good one, Sweeney's white
father figure phallic Baldwin's skeet shoot. I

1943
02:08:58.520 --> 02:09:05.319
ain't shooting blanks, uh black Man
parentheses Batman saying I'm your worst crime rate

1944
02:09:05.359 --> 02:09:09.399
statistic. What does that mean?
I don't worry about it. Anything I

1945
02:09:09.439 --> 02:09:13.960
understood it. Don't worry about carrying
Chris around town is my pocket bussy femboy

1946
02:09:15.159 --> 02:09:26.640
souron Lord of mortor Aries Destroyers.
My life is crow fucking crowd. I

1947
02:09:26.680 --> 02:09:39.199
was gonna, says his brother Krodos. He's just silly looking. He's just

1948
02:09:39.239 --> 02:09:43.000
a frumpy looking version of Credos.
He just looks like, no muscle,

1949
02:09:45.319 --> 02:09:54.079
aries, What are you doing?
Are you billy aries? Destroy life?

1950
02:09:54.119 --> 02:09:58.960
Is? I don't want your life. That's why I have the offer kid

1951
02:09:58.000 --> 02:10:03.680
fight anything. He's breathing heavily.
He saw video right, it was like,

1952
02:10:05.680 --> 02:10:09.399
I love that video. I couldn't
find it that I searched it cable.

1953
02:10:09.000 --> 02:10:13.920
I'm it's just like the modern videos
don't like they're not named anything,

1954
02:10:15.439 --> 02:10:18.680
just you just find them out of
their video video. But it's just like

1955
02:10:18.720 --> 02:10:22.000
you find them out of context,
and the caption is like my face when

1956
02:10:22.039 --> 02:10:26.680
I fucking you know whatever. That
is why I really feel like it's worth

1957
02:10:26.920 --> 02:10:30.920
I don't mind paying for Twitter because
I've downloaded so many fucking videos off.

1958
02:10:30.960 --> 02:10:31.920
But that's fair. It's probably the
only good reason. Really, Yeah,

1959
02:10:31.960 --> 02:10:35.439
I download everything. I've stolen so
much on Twitter, it is that would

1960
02:10:35.479 --> 02:10:39.239
be a convenient reason. I stopped. I stopped because you can't hide the

1961
02:10:39.319 --> 02:10:43.439
check mark anymore. And I just
I just I was like, bro,

1962
02:10:43.560 --> 02:10:46.039
I can't do this. I was
like, I can't. I can't have

1963
02:10:46.119 --> 02:10:50.159
that blue check next to my fucking
name. It just looks so jarring to

1964
02:10:50.199 --> 02:10:52.720
me, just like no, like
cause it's you know, it shouldn't bother

1965
02:10:52.800 --> 02:10:56.079
me, but it does. So
I just stopped paying for it. I've

1966
02:10:56.079 --> 02:10:58.439
done so much function that I'm pretty
sure I don't think it can't give me

1967
02:10:58.479 --> 02:11:01.079
a blue check mark because of how
my page has become. It doesn't have

1968
02:11:01.159 --> 02:11:05.199
a thing on yours. It should
because it it fucking I got a notification

1969
02:11:05.239 --> 02:11:09.520
saying we're gonna stop letting you hide
it, and I'm like, excuse me,

1970
02:11:09.079 --> 02:11:11.680
and then and then all of a
sudden, I see him my name.

1971
02:11:13.119 --> 02:11:16.560
We're gonna it's like a threat.
That's what we're gonna. We're gonna

1972
02:11:16.600 --> 02:11:18.399
when you bang a girl you don't
want to tell me about, and it's

1973
02:11:18.439 --> 02:11:22.800
like, I'm gonna tell everybody if
you don't do anything and shows on our

1974
02:11:22.840 --> 02:11:26.520
face as one of your bodies,
and you're like, damn man, anyway,

1975
02:11:26.680 --> 02:11:30.880
Kanye's racist penis going to horny jail
bonk. Have you seen that?

1976
02:11:31.600 --> 02:11:33.720
Talk about it? I haven't seen
nothing about Kanye. He got he's getting

1977
02:11:35.119 --> 02:11:37.640
sued by one of his assistants for
sending some shit about him, like the

1978
02:11:37.680 --> 02:11:41.560
most why oh, I did see
a little bit about it. Ever,

1979
02:11:41.880 --> 02:11:46.960
he said something about like if like
my penis is racist or something to that

1980
02:11:48.720 --> 02:11:50.760
next episode, we gotta explore it. Okay, explore that. And then

1981
02:11:50.800 --> 02:11:54.560
also I forgot. I wanted to
talk about Pokey Maine and her editor like,

1982
02:11:54.680 --> 02:11:58.560
oh, that's right, that was
Actually there's lore. I want to

1983
02:11:58.720 --> 02:12:00.880
we have to talk about it,
right. I fucked We'll see. I

1984
02:12:00.920 --> 02:12:03.199
fucked up because that was I had
notes and I wanted that to be the

1985
02:12:03.239 --> 02:12:07.359
main theme of this episode. I
completely forgot. Let's wait, wait,

1986
02:12:07.399 --> 02:12:11.479
can we extend him a little bit? I have to find you. Remember

1987
02:12:11.239 --> 02:12:16.079
do you remember the thing about the
guy blowing his load on that video?

1988
02:12:18.239 --> 02:12:26.000
Probably can't you imagine? Like wait, if it's that guy, what is

1989
02:12:26.039 --> 02:12:30.119
that guy that did it? And
I'm like, oh, Lily, Lily

1990
02:12:30.399 --> 02:12:33.880
genius was like Lily, your genius. Oh my god, that is because

1991
02:12:33.960 --> 02:12:37.640
like that was so out of pocket. And then hearing about this fucking guy.

1992
02:12:37.720 --> 02:12:41.119
Long story short, guys, Pokemon. Everybody knows who fucking Pokemon is.

1993
02:12:41.479 --> 02:12:43.800
She went on stream and talked about
how she had to fire her editor

1994
02:12:45.199 --> 02:12:50.319
because he admitted that the reason why
sometimes the videos that he would edit and

1995
02:12:50.359 --> 02:12:54.119
he was supposed to the post would
be so fucking late. Sometimes she said

1996
02:12:54.159 --> 02:12:56.680
weeks. You don't know if she
was exaggerated at least, like I think

1997
02:12:56.079 --> 02:13:00.920
a week a week, which is
pretty late, which that's extremely late.

1998
02:13:01.880 --> 02:13:05.840
It's extremely late, like like one, two days, three days off mat

1999
02:13:05.359 --> 02:13:09.760
like, so okay, yeah,
he just he can't get his work done

2000
02:13:09.800 --> 02:13:13.079
because he keeps beating off to her
while he's going through the footage. And

2001
02:13:13.119 --> 02:13:15.920
that is so insane. That is
crazy to me too, because it's like

2002
02:13:16.720 --> 02:13:24.399
the thing about that is like the
amount of porn addiction required for that betrays

2003
02:13:24.439 --> 02:13:30.359
itself literally, because how if you
are that porn addicted that you can't stop

2004
02:13:30.359 --> 02:13:31.439
going to just normal footage of pokemon, which, by the way, she

2005
02:13:31.479 --> 02:13:35.760
doesn't make any like crazy. She's
not like she doesn't even dress provocative.

2006
02:13:35.800 --> 02:13:37.560
Yeah, it's not even like she's
making like, you know, peach jars

2007
02:13:37.600 --> 02:13:41.880
content or something, you know what
it's like, So there's nothing sexual about

2008
02:13:41.880 --> 02:13:46.880
it at all. So the fact
that you are so porn addicted that that

2009
02:13:46.000 --> 02:13:52.680
gets you confuses me because you would
imagine that if you are that porn addicted

2010
02:13:52.760 --> 02:13:54.840
or just something like that wouldn't do
anything for you, you know what I

2011
02:13:54.880 --> 02:13:58.439
mean. It's like it's literally circling
back to the art. It literally like,

2012
02:13:58.520 --> 02:14:01.520
nothing about it makes sense. I
can't fathom it. I think he

2013
02:14:01.760 --> 02:14:05.359
well, it's it's a level of
why we can't fathom it. It's it's

2014
02:14:05.399 --> 02:14:09.560
kind of like say, pure evil. There's certain things that we can't understand.

2015
02:14:09.600 --> 02:14:16.000
I'm not saying what he's doing,
you evil. Gooning is like is

2016
02:14:16.039 --> 02:14:18.800
gooting. What I mean is like, there are certain things that we can't

2017
02:14:18.840 --> 02:14:22.520
really comprehend. There's just like like
say, like hurting a child, there's

2018
02:14:22.520 --> 02:14:28.159
certain things that we can't So me
beating off vigorously to a regular dressed woman

2019
02:14:28.439 --> 02:14:31.600
is completely like the fact that he
is a one excuse me, one whole

2020
02:14:31.640 --> 02:14:37.880
week. That means he's fucking going
at like he turned, he puts it

2021
02:14:37.920 --> 02:14:46.079
into a premiere and he presses play
and five minutes he's like fuck so then

2022
02:14:46.119 --> 02:14:50.159
he got he all right, cool
down, refractory period. He's like,

2023
02:14:50.159 --> 02:14:52.399
all right, he gets fucking like, he gets like five minutes done right,

2024
02:14:52.840 --> 02:14:56.199
he cuts out one part, he's
like control be or whatever the fuck

2025
02:14:56.239 --> 02:15:01.119
he does, and he's like fuck
man out every five minutes and passing out

2026
02:15:01.159 --> 02:15:07.399
for ten hours. But yeah,
that's not like because it's weird. It

2027
02:15:07.800 --> 02:15:09.680
is a sexual thing. Obviously because
he's beating off. But it's clearly like

2028
02:15:09.760 --> 02:15:16.199
this the extreme parasocial nest of her
being like a girlfriend kind of like she's

2029
02:15:16.279 --> 02:15:20.439
talking to him. She's not saying
anything sexual, she doesn't even not even

2030
02:15:20.520 --> 02:15:24.880
sounding sexual. She her content is
completely I'll be honest, I don't understand

2031
02:15:26.000 --> 02:15:30.159
why people value her so much in
the Like I've watched enough of her clips

2032
02:15:30.159 --> 02:15:33.039
to'm like, she doesn't have like
good takes to me. And then that's

2033
02:15:33.079 --> 02:15:35.159
just you know, me being like
I don't really understand that. I don't

2034
02:15:35.159 --> 02:15:37.359
really understand streamer culture in general,
to be honest, what happened. I

2035
02:15:37.399 --> 02:15:41.399
don't really understand, Like I stream, but I don't understand. I don't

2036
02:15:41.399 --> 02:15:43.159
even understand why I understand my game
or girl, you know, I think

2037
02:15:43.199 --> 02:15:46.319
that's what it is like for me. I think Pokemon is like a very

2038
02:15:46.800 --> 02:15:48.399
Yeah, she's cute. I guess
it's a cute girl. I think she's

2039
02:15:48.399 --> 02:15:52.119
pretty, Like she's a gamer girl, you know, in the fact that,

2040
02:15:52.159 --> 02:15:58.640
like, I think she's a pretty
person. It's just like it's it's

2041
02:15:58.720 --> 02:16:01.239
very clearly not content made for us
especial. I'm like, it's not it's

2042
02:16:01.239 --> 02:16:05.520
definitely not for me. I like
I get, like, what's the speed,

2043
02:16:05.800 --> 02:16:07.640
Like, I get why people like
him. I don't like him,

2044
02:16:07.680 --> 02:16:11.880
but I get it, right.
Yeah, culture in general, I feel

2045
02:16:11.880 --> 02:16:15.960
like the older you get, the
more streaming culture kind of we're at the

2046
02:16:15.960 --> 02:16:18.199
age where like when we were younger, that might have been really because I

2047
02:16:18.239 --> 02:16:22.800
remember I enjoyed I enjoyed a twitch
plays on twitch play series because I thought

2048
02:16:22.840 --> 02:16:26.479
that was insane. I may people
were fucking with the game experience, but

2049
02:16:26.560 --> 02:16:30.039
like that's you know, that was
like way before it. It doesn't make

2050
02:16:30.079 --> 02:16:33.040
sense even when I stream now because
like I stream, like this is a

2051
02:16:33.040 --> 02:16:35.159
boring nature thing. I'm just here
talking to people, you know. Yeah,

2052
02:16:35.479 --> 02:16:39.879
yeah, it really is kind of
like a there is an inherent parasocial

2053
02:16:39.879 --> 02:16:41.920
thing to it. Yeah, because
you're doing interacting with you are kind of,

2054
02:16:43.159 --> 02:16:46.959
you know, felling the role of
a friend for people who are think

2055
02:16:46.959 --> 02:16:52.239
about it when they're The market's so
saturated that this is my perspective, right,

2056
02:16:52.600 --> 02:16:54.479
And one of the reasons why I
don't stream anymore is because I feel

2057
02:16:54.520 --> 02:17:00.760
like I can't really just do what
they're doing because I feel like a fraud.

2058
02:17:01.120 --> 02:17:03.559
And in the way that there is
such there are some people that are

2059
02:17:03.559 --> 02:17:07.840
doing really good shit, why aren't
you watching them? That's how I feel

2060
02:17:07.040 --> 02:17:09.879
and so, but we said the
parasocial thing. People are like, no,

2061
02:17:09.920 --> 02:17:11.600
I want to hang out with Chris, I want to hang out with

2062
02:17:11.639 --> 02:17:16.479
Kingston like so I get it,
and me I feel almost like, bro,

2063
02:17:16.559 --> 02:17:16.959
why do you want to hang out? I'm not doing it? Like

2064
02:17:18.000 --> 02:17:20.120
so, I feel like I have
to do something extreme, like oh,

2065
02:17:20.120 --> 02:17:24.280
I'm playing Dante's Inferno and make sure
we laugh at the Devil's dick, you

2066
02:17:24.319 --> 02:17:26.920
know, Like I want to like
I want to like do something like that,

2067
02:17:28.000 --> 02:17:31.559
but that's not stream culture, so
like it's totally I'm just removed from

2068
02:17:31.559 --> 02:17:33.120
it. So I'm like, Okay, people want to be Poke Maine's friend.

2069
02:17:33.479 --> 02:17:39.120
This guy's in love with Pokemon so
much so that he infiltrated, probably

2070
02:17:39.159 --> 02:17:43.760
had no editing experience, probably lied, yeah, lied about his credentials,

2071
02:17:43.799 --> 02:17:46.760
had this like reel of fake shit
that he stole from somebody else, and

2072
02:17:46.799 --> 02:17:50.559
they was like, yeah, I'll
hook you up, and then she's like,

2073
02:17:50.680 --> 02:17:54.280
yo, what's up. Where's We
didn't even mention the craziest part of

2074
02:17:54.280 --> 02:17:56.079
the story, which is the fact
that he told her. He told her

2075
02:17:56.159 --> 02:18:01.760
I think I didn't believe it.
I still don't entirely believe because that's like,

2076
02:18:01.920 --> 02:18:05.600
what, yeah, why would you? So he must have thought he

2077
02:18:05.639 --> 02:18:07.520
shot it he did fifty chance.
Yeah, he was like, I'll tell

2078
02:18:07.959 --> 02:18:11.639
it was a nat one. That's
like me going, that's like me going

2079
02:18:11.680 --> 02:18:16.079
to Shyla Styles's house knocking on her
doors. She answers, I've beat my

2080
02:18:16.159 --> 02:18:20.520
dick to you so many times,
and then to walk away, walk and

2081
02:18:20.239 --> 02:18:26.319
hope that's what she's gonna give.
It's not even like dude, it's not

2082
02:18:26.360 --> 02:18:30.799
even I don't care if people are
jerking off to me, you know what

2083
02:18:30.799 --> 02:18:31.719
I mean, Like, what are
you gonna do about that? Really?

2084
02:18:33.319 --> 02:18:37.000
Don't tell me. I need to
know. I've been told One time I

2085
02:18:37.040 --> 02:18:39.079
posted actually on Facebook, you know
his Facebook memories thing, Yeah, and

2086
02:18:39.120 --> 02:18:41.959
I was like, I can't tell
if this is real or fake. The

2087
02:18:43.040 --> 02:18:45.719
person that said that, they were
like, oh, you're so fucking sexy,

2088
02:18:45.799 --> 02:18:48.120
like I jerk off to you,
and I'm like, it didn't.

2089
02:18:48.399 --> 02:18:50.719
It wasn't like a I was like, I'm not sure if there's a joke

2090
02:18:50.799 --> 02:18:54.920
or not, and that was it. Don't tell me culture on a hand,

2091
02:18:56.040 --> 02:18:58.520
bro, do what you want,
keep it up. I could give

2092
02:18:58.559 --> 02:19:01.360
it. I'm not I'm none the
wiser to this. Yeah, I could

2093
02:19:01.360 --> 02:19:05.280
give a fuck less, you know, but like, don't tell I don't

2094
02:19:05.280 --> 02:19:07.479
need to unless you're a woman to
tell me that's cool. I want to

2095
02:19:07.520 --> 02:19:13.280
know because you expect you expect I
expect dudes to be horny and just breaked

2096
02:19:13.360 --> 02:19:16.120
up jerking off all the time.
If you're if a woman is doing it,

2097
02:19:16.159 --> 02:19:18.280
that is like an anomaly, a
woman doing it, don't tell me.

2098
02:19:18.280 --> 02:19:22.079
If you're a dude, please tell
me, Please tell me, send

2099
02:19:22.079 --> 02:19:24.840
me video. I'll watch it.
I'll watch it. I swear that is

2100
02:19:24.879 --> 02:19:31.639
insane. Don't say that. That
say that. So we'll talk about Kanye's

2101
02:19:31.719 --> 02:19:37.879
racist penis next week. I'll have
I gotta get a note pad. Respect

2102
02:19:37.200 --> 02:19:41.079
respect that cooner, dude. We
gotta get like we should. This is

2103
02:19:41.120 --> 02:19:45.360
like a scream. We will I
just and then have the stuff there I

2104
02:19:45.799 --> 02:19:50.559
eventually this is I get it.
Chris, you have nothing? Why do

2105
02:19:50.559 --> 02:19:54.600
you have nothing? Chris? How
dare you think? I think I want

2106
02:19:54.639 --> 02:19:58.280
to get some like once we I
want to get like fan art on on

2107
02:19:58.399 --> 02:20:01.760
the whites this wall and even like
to pin on the you know, the

2108
02:20:01.799 --> 02:20:07.040
sound foam. I think would be
cool. But the first time, this

2109
02:20:07.120 --> 02:20:11.559
is the first time set up.
I honestly don't even hate that fucking the

2110
02:20:11.600 --> 02:20:16.719
way. That's definitely I wanted it
to be a webcam, but but that

2111
02:20:16.760 --> 02:20:20.920
doesn't. I'm a little I think
it looks weird. It looks weird,

2112
02:20:20.920 --> 02:20:24.760
for sure, I'm saying it looks
better than I thought it would. This

2113
02:20:24.799 --> 02:20:28.600
is not going to be how it
stands. But we're talking very exclusively about

2114
02:20:28.600 --> 02:20:31.840
like what's going on with the video
whatever. Well, I'm sure a lot

2115
02:20:31.879 --> 02:20:35.399
of the audio listeners will finally actually
watch the video. They'll be curious,

2116
02:20:35.479 --> 02:20:39.639
right, Yeah, I'll be curious
to see what this looks like. And

2117
02:20:39.639 --> 02:20:43.479
and that'll be nice because we're kind
of the algorithmic abyss. You know,

2118
02:20:43.520 --> 02:20:48.799
I know I mentioned this before,
but it's that the algorithm algorithmic abyss for

2119
02:20:48.879 --> 02:20:52.360
people, I don't know. Every
time you post, you lose subscribers.

2120
02:20:52.879 --> 02:20:56.719
It is a real problem. That
is the ivy YouTube has fucking made excuses

2121
02:20:56.719 --> 02:21:01.959
after excuses. One representative told me
the fucking truth that when you have too

2122
02:21:01.000 --> 02:21:05.920
many yellow dollar signs, when you
get like not fully demonetized, but say

2123
02:21:05.920 --> 02:21:09.399
oh limited or whatever, when you
have too many, this algorithm and it

2124
02:21:09.479 --> 02:21:15.719
must be a bug. It just
starts shredding, shedding subscribers almost like fucking

2125
02:21:15.760 --> 02:21:20.440
calling because I had this problem with
my main channel and one person admitted it

2126
02:21:20.479 --> 02:21:22.399
to me, and nobody else had
talked to admitted it, and it is

2127
02:21:22.440 --> 02:21:26.520
a clear fucking problem. The only
thing that fixed it for the main channel

2128
02:21:26.600 --> 02:21:28.920
is when I started, and this
is what I'm gonna start doing for the

2129
02:21:28.120 --> 02:21:33.639
Uh So, if you guys see, there's gonna be shorts on that channel

2130
02:21:33.719 --> 02:21:35.719
because it's the only thing that fixed
my algorithm for my main channel. I

2131
02:21:35.719 --> 02:21:39.959
started posting shorts on there, and
I'm not hemorrhaging subscribers anymore. It's really

2132
02:21:41.040 --> 02:21:43.879
fucking interesting. I actually gain like
four or five thousand subscribers, oh wow.

2133
02:21:45.000 --> 02:21:48.639
And I'm like, oh, how
funny because just for shorts. Yeah,

2134
02:21:48.680 --> 02:21:52.040
so I started posting those gay things
and like it. It's like the

2135
02:21:52.159 --> 02:21:58.079
gay pities whatever gay things, And
now my shit's in the green. It's

2136
02:21:58.440 --> 02:22:01.360
viewser going up, and I'm like, that's fucking stupid. So I'm an

2137
02:22:01.360 --> 02:22:05.479
experiment with the snark tank page and
see if that fixes the problem, because

2138
02:22:05.200 --> 02:22:11.040
clearly are supports going up on Patreon. We're floating, losing fucking ye it

2139
02:22:11.120 --> 02:22:16.399
is. It's doing that thing on
YouTube and it's pissing me off. Yeah

2140
02:22:16.600 --> 02:22:20.319
YouTube. They changed up the freaking
call the policies again recently too, so

2141
02:22:20.399 --> 02:22:22.399
something extreme. I saw some people
get a new layout to I don't have

2142
02:22:22.440 --> 02:22:28.120
that, but my god, that
looks like Jackspilon Chadors or something like that.

2143
02:22:28.200 --> 02:22:33.280
I was just like trying to trying
to bully Jacksonville. How dare you

2144
02:22:33.360 --> 02:22:37.319
fuck with our cash cow. I
haven't talked to him. We gotta get

2145
02:22:37.319 --> 02:22:43.760
his ass in this fucking hot Seaton. Man, it fits so well with

2146
02:22:43.799 --> 02:22:46.600
our friend group. It's insane.
I thought that was the craziest thing hanging

2147
02:22:46.639 --> 02:22:50.639
out with. Then you fit like
right into our insane batship friend group because

2148
02:22:50.680 --> 02:22:52.639
we're all crazy. Yeah, Jacks
probably not a crazy guy. And it's

2149
02:22:52.639 --> 02:22:56.200
like, oh no, he just
he's right along with the ship. I

2150
02:22:56.239 --> 02:23:01.440
can't wait to have sex with him
again, all right, pooped in a

2151
02:23:01.479 --> 02:23:05.879
sack called poop sack. Fuck my
chungus life, Jack the world's fastest MAJORI

2152
02:23:07.000 --> 02:23:11.159
text from Brill can't cameo on smiling
friends yet. I'm learning how to build

2153
02:23:11.760 --> 02:23:16.600
solid body electric I don't know what
that means, like the brills slowly creeping.

2154
02:23:18.440 --> 02:23:20.600
I have an idea that I really
want to get, like a a

2155
02:23:20.799 --> 02:23:26.079
Trouvian Brille. Do you know that
is why? Because I just think it's

2156
02:23:26.120 --> 02:23:30.000
I just think the image of that
would be great, you know, the

2157
02:23:30.040 --> 02:23:37.959
a Trouvian man like the DaVinci.
Oh. Yeah, actually did the evolution.

2158
02:23:39.120 --> 02:23:41.840
Yeah, I did the evolution.
I haven't. I haven't. I

2159
02:23:41.920 --> 02:23:43.079
mean I haven't posted it yet.
If you talk about it, because I

2160
02:23:43.079 --> 02:23:45.680
don't want to, I think,
no, I don't care, like whatever,

2161
02:23:45.760 --> 02:23:48.360
Like it's it's I want to do
like an evolution of man with with

2162
02:23:48.440 --> 02:23:50.799
brill at the end. But I'm
still trying to figure out, like how

2163
02:23:50.840 --> 02:23:54.600
to make it look the way I
wanted to the fact that brill is the

2164
02:23:54.639 --> 02:24:01.680
final form of they'd be like there's
march on the way. I feel like

2165
02:24:01.680 --> 02:24:05.079
that's the way. You know you
survived car crash, remember that I was

2166
02:24:05.159 --> 02:24:11.520
like that thick neck greacher ship.
I almost pissed myself when I saw that.

2167
02:24:11.520 --> 02:24:18.600
I'm sorry, an uncontacted Amazon tribe
dying out because all the males were

2168
02:24:18.600 --> 02:24:22.520
too busy fucking a missionary twink who
visited them. Big meaty stinks Andy of

2169
02:24:22.520 --> 02:24:26.120
the man whose handies are now at
are not his Dandy That one elephant that

2170
02:24:26.200 --> 02:24:28.280
got publicly hung in nineteen sixteen.
That's crazy. Did you see that?

2171
02:24:30.040 --> 02:24:33.399
There's a video. There's not a
video, obviously, but there's an image

2172
02:24:33.479 --> 02:24:37.280
of like they hanged an elephant because
it killed somebody. That is, they

2173
02:24:37.479 --> 02:24:41.959
lynched an elephant that is with a
crane, like it has any fucking consciousness

2174
02:24:43.040 --> 02:24:46.399
of what it's lost your face,
like it like it knows. It's oh,

2175
02:24:46.799 --> 02:24:50.719
man, I shouldn't have killed that
person. I want to be hanged.

2176
02:24:50.079 --> 02:24:54.920
That is so fucking insane. Just
shoot it, just shooting and get

2177
02:24:54.000 --> 02:24:58.000
rid of it. What the fuck
they did it in front of its family

2178
02:24:58.040 --> 02:25:01.600
too? Yeah, yeah, we'll
learn them good. It's like, will

2179
02:25:01.639 --> 02:25:07.760
you have any last words? Do
you have any last words? Like?

2180
02:25:07.360 --> 02:25:18.639
Elephant noises so predictable. We were
so fucking stupid. Try not to laugh

2181
02:25:18.680 --> 02:25:26.399
because I love elephants so much.
But that's unbelievable little cartoonery idiocy there.

2182
02:25:26.440 --> 02:25:33.479
It's insane. It's so unbelievably stupid
that like, it's so unbelve us,

2183
02:25:33.520 --> 02:25:52.040
so unbelievably stupid. That is so
much better. That's a better he said

2184
02:25:52.040 --> 02:25:56.719
the one I first saw. That's
literally hero. What kind of fucking hero?

2185
02:25:56.920 --> 02:26:01.719
Thought? Yeah, we got this
elephant. Well, I haven't seen

2186
02:26:01.840 --> 02:26:05.040
I haven't had something make me laughing. I give a he he for that.

2187
02:26:05.000 --> 02:26:13.239
Oh my god, I hate people. I'm human. That is outrageous.

2188
02:26:13.239 --> 02:26:15.639
Man. They're like, yeah,
let's hang this pacader. He'll learn,

2189
02:26:15.920 --> 02:26:22.760
he'll learn from this pack, all
right, man. That was Those

2190
02:26:22.799 --> 02:26:24.360
elephants know not to cross us humans. This is gonna be one of those

2191
02:26:24.360 --> 02:26:28.879
episodes where people comment like, oh, the credits start at this point,

2192
02:26:28.920 --> 02:26:33.319
and they're gonna be people like these
episodes. That one elephant that got honky.

2193
02:26:33.360 --> 02:26:37.079
Okay, we read that the king
of the King of Haphazards tried to

2194
02:26:37.079 --> 02:26:43.799
touch my penis. Don't slander our
king. Heath smoker gigs who up yoinkin

2195
02:26:43.879 --> 02:26:52.440
they're spoinky right now. That's fucking
That's a pokemon I've heard living on borrowed.

2196
02:26:52.479 --> 02:26:58.840
Come my ass drips faster. I
only fuck in fluorescent lighting down syndrome

2197
02:27:00.079 --> 02:27:05.079
girl getting down. Uh. Listen
to swards drawn by Army of the Pharaohs

2198
02:27:05.079 --> 02:27:07.440
and see if you recognize example.
They're like Jedim tricks. One of the

2199
02:27:07.520 --> 02:27:11.159
lecture one of my lectures got coucked
by the lead singer of the Pixies k

2200
02:27:11.360 --> 02:27:13.479
s my curse. There's come burning
to find you? Who will come for

2201
02:27:13.600 --> 02:27:18.799
me? Mister pants? I wish
all grifters were blood eagled, damn,

2202
02:27:18.959 --> 02:27:26.200
but that when the yeah, yeah, like the Vikings train cuify you,

2203
02:27:26.239 --> 02:27:31.559
but they would peel your skin and
your your your ribs would become wings essentially.

2204
02:27:31.680 --> 02:27:35.200
That's so people have such terrible imagination. That's the one cool thing about

2205
02:27:35.200 --> 02:27:39.239
Assassin's creed, the biking one.
You got to blood eagle still, buddy,

2206
02:27:39.639 --> 02:27:43.799
are you serious? You don't see
it because that would be way too

2207
02:27:43.799 --> 02:27:46.559
gruesome. But like you get the
final thing of it, but you don't

2208
02:27:46.559 --> 02:27:50.200
get to see it happening. That's
crazy, But it's pretty cool that you

2209
02:27:50.319 --> 02:27:58.319
hear him being bloody. He starts, he does an eagle screech. That

2210
02:27:58.479 --> 02:28:03.799
is so much pain. That's not
a good thing to make it. The

2211
02:28:03.879 --> 02:28:11.000
amount of pain you would have to
be in too sounds like a laughing at

2212
02:28:11.040 --> 02:28:20.159
the most fuing ever. Call him
the first sin spumbafutters gnomes are real and

2213
02:28:20.200 --> 02:28:24.639
I kill them off and jolly old
dipship jolkers anonymous made thy load drip and

2214
02:28:24.680 --> 02:28:35.639
splatter ciphergraph fiberglash flashlight prank. Please
don't let damn please you read this this

2215
02:28:35.680 --> 02:28:46.000
would please don't let that retarded nigga
read the name names. Please don't let

2216
02:28:46.000 --> 02:28:50.719
that retarded read the names again.
You're black, please, I know you

2217
02:28:50.799 --> 02:28:54.440
know they're not black. It's a
it's always that. The ginger is that

2218
02:28:54.520 --> 02:29:01.040
picture doesn't look at hundreds gingery fucking
strawberry pop looking motherfuckers. I can't wait

2219
02:29:01.120 --> 02:29:03.639
for I can't wait for you to
read again, dude. Oh my god,

2220
02:29:03.680 --> 02:29:09.079
I'll read it the next time.
Orcs are swing coated. Whoa I

2221
02:29:09.120 --> 02:29:16.040
am or like unfortunately came so hard
I gave her organ damage. Uh Tom

2222
02:29:16.120 --> 02:29:20.360
Tom our Lord Gape and Josh.
I never I never thought I could be

2223
02:29:20.520 --> 02:29:26.040
homosexual, but now I'm gay,
and now I'm gay. Homosexuals a little

2224
02:29:26.079 --> 02:29:31.479
a little too long. Yeah,
but it's it's it's not so homo holmost

2225
02:29:31.520 --> 02:29:39.840
better than homosexual. It's still missing. It's three. You need three,

2226
02:29:39.520 --> 02:29:43.399
three syllables. They need something.
Lily's asparagus, binging, pissed dealer.

2227
02:29:43.479 --> 02:29:48.079
You must go to the bodega system. Caucasian container, the crackerbile for gays,

2228
02:29:48.079 --> 02:29:52.079
disgruntled Donald Trump burping on Dom's clit. Page two, Come on,

2229
02:29:52.840 --> 02:29:58.239
a frenchman ate a plane, Google
it and discuss Max Silhouette. It's absurd.

2230
02:29:58.280 --> 02:30:03.040
How superb your turd in my burger
is? Eminem not sure from what

2231
02:30:03.799 --> 02:30:09.040
just that's just a general superb damn
you know what I mean? Ship Okay,

2232
02:30:09.120 --> 02:30:11.479
Oh my god, she piped in
on my pippa possum. Call her

2233
02:30:11.959 --> 02:30:16.280
Robert the way she goes down on
my junior. Play like a Dragon,

2234
02:30:16.319 --> 02:30:18.239
infinite wealthy bitches. I can't.
I haven't even finished Like a Dragon.

2235
02:30:18.440 --> 02:30:22.319
That's a fun game, so I'm
sure it's good. I just I gotta

2236
02:30:22.319 --> 02:30:24.879
make time for the games. For
RBGS man, there's too like I'm I'm

2237
02:30:24.959 --> 02:30:28.559
playing, I'm gonna play. I'm
a I'm gonna do Neo because I never

2238
02:30:28.559 --> 02:30:33.159
finished it like buldles Gate again,
probably not yet. I'm gonna wait till

2239
02:30:33.200 --> 02:30:35.000
September when they do that member update. Do you see that they're making a

2240
02:30:35.040 --> 02:30:37.840
mod for it? I'm a when
they when they drop in, they're doing

2241
02:30:37.959 --> 02:30:41.639
a like an insourced mod to them
in the game. Yeah, so I'll

2242
02:30:41.680 --> 02:30:45.520
play it again when when that drops. Like so, I'm I'm saving myself

2243
02:30:45.559 --> 02:30:48.760
off. I'm gonna make carlas Pussy
audibly wet like it's you're gonna hear like

2244
02:30:48.760 --> 02:30:54.959
what I wanted to be, like
fat, like it sticks out like Trovian

2245
02:30:56.159 --> 02:31:01.799
fat. My favorite, insisting that
Brill is a stand up guy, a

2246
02:31:01.920 --> 02:31:05.760
monkey biting a baby soft spot just
the hard hour star Coffee ripped the digital

2247
02:31:05.799 --> 02:31:09.479
Who can now I'm getting molested on
the set of Embryonic Sheldon. Season four

2248
02:31:09.479 --> 02:31:11.479
of The Boys is coming, and
I made the mistake of watching interviews and

2249
02:31:11.520 --> 02:31:16.719
got a grim reminder of Starlight's face. Oh man, yeah, yeah,

2250
02:31:16.920 --> 02:31:20.920
I feel bad that I was just
reminded of that. I actually so just

2251
02:31:20.959 --> 02:31:26.360
like she was a pretty girl.
She was just she was a one like

2252
02:31:26.520 --> 02:31:28.719
I thought, like she looked perfect
the way she was. She was great,

2253
02:31:28.799 --> 02:31:31.959
like absolutely, Like what the fuck
is wrong with You're so damaged?

2254
02:31:33.000 --> 02:31:35.360
She denied it too, She was
like that I didn't have that. I

2255
02:31:35.399 --> 02:31:37.360
don't know, man, I always
fucking do that. Even though they look

2256
02:31:37.399 --> 02:31:41.079
like aliens, like, oh yeah, you didn't get your fake fucking cheeks,

2257
02:31:41.120 --> 02:31:45.639
They're they're real. We saw you
in the seasons, We've seen you

2258
02:31:46.000 --> 02:31:50.760
years before. It's sad. It's
sad. Yeah, stop getting your buckle

2259
02:31:50.760 --> 02:31:54.719
fight removed. This in general for
real, dude, ladies, you're beautiful,

2260
02:31:54.840 --> 02:31:56.479
Like stop beautiful the way you are
man, Just be beautiful. That's

2261
02:31:56.479 --> 02:32:00.639
it. If you're not stopped,
that's the nice his name im ever gonna

2262
02:32:00.639 --> 02:32:03.319
say this podcast, Yeah, my
son Frost to this in the Ways of

2263
02:32:03.319 --> 02:32:05.559
Ohio, I going homes to pay
you Fox now. This is his memorial

2264
02:32:05.639 --> 02:32:09.639
rip John TRANSFERM. Gremblin exposing people
with lackhouse in toliance to ninety million rotchins

2265
02:32:09.639 --> 02:32:15.200
of ionizing radiation USh worms to create
the Canadian because every time we come,

2266
02:32:15.399 --> 02:32:18.840
I feel the semen and every time
we is I swear I could drown.

2267
02:32:18.120 --> 02:32:22.959
Can't you feel my cop cock throp? So I want you to know damn,

2268
02:32:22.079 --> 02:32:28.120
it's not bad. Yeah it cuts
off at the end. Uh some

2269
02:32:28.239 --> 02:32:31.600
of them only last a I wonder
if there's more, but it's like it

2270
02:32:31.600 --> 02:32:33.040
cuts off. Yeah, Oh come
on, what the fuck are you doing?

2271
02:32:35.079 --> 02:32:37.120
Every time? Uh? It's your
boy. Shawne d Agent forty seven

2272
02:32:37.159 --> 02:32:41.920
in a black wig giving Bill Clinton
the most miserable blowjob in the Oval office.

2273
02:32:45.040 --> 02:32:52.280
What's the mission? It's to get
him like politically assassinated love. I

2274
02:32:52.559 --> 02:32:54.840
want to do. I want to
so bad for us to write a story

2275
02:32:56.040 --> 02:32:58.799
about Agent forty seven where we just
put him in the most wild situation.

2276
02:33:00.040 --> 02:33:01.239
It's the kind of thing that makes
me wish I could animate. Yeah,

2277
02:33:01.239 --> 02:33:05.719
you know what I mean, Like
I'm really I'm really I wouldn't say jealous,

2278
02:33:05.760 --> 02:33:09.760
but like, I like really respect
the like that Zach and Mick and

2279
02:33:09.000 --> 02:33:13.000
all those people can do this stuff. Like just dude, self, I'm

2280
02:33:13.000 --> 02:33:15.760
thinking of something stupid. Let me
draw this and make it real. Ta.

2281
02:33:16.200 --> 02:33:18.159
If I could draw, I would
have never stopped it is self taught,

2282
02:33:18.159 --> 02:33:20.680
Like I remember. I remember thinking
I would have never stopped drawing.

2283
02:33:20.719 --> 02:33:22.159
That's why I'm glad I didn't learn
how to do it. I remember taking

2284
02:33:22.159 --> 02:33:26.280
animation your class, crazy Ember,
taking animated classes in like two thousand and

2285
02:33:26.280 --> 02:33:28.479
five or something, and I did
it for one summer and then I just

2286
02:33:28.600 --> 02:33:31.680
kind of I couldn't afford it the
ship to you, like you needed like

2287
02:33:31.719 --> 02:33:33.600
a tablet even back then, and
I'm just like, I can't. What

2288
02:33:33.600 --> 02:33:37.319
am I gonna do? Druss,
It's never too late, No, man,

2289
02:33:37.360 --> 02:33:39.680
you know what's nice about that?
Now, when we do that kind

2290
02:33:39.680 --> 02:33:43.559
of thing, it won't be out
of it. I was thinking about that,

2291
02:33:43.639 --> 02:33:48.319
like I love going back and sinking
it as good as possible. But

2292
02:33:48.399 --> 02:33:50.520
yeah, there's only yeah, you
can only do And now we're going to

2293
02:33:50.559 --> 02:33:54.000
hear each other's fucking jokes in person. You're gonna get real in person cough

2294
02:33:54.079 --> 02:33:58.360
and it's laugh Yeah, dude,
it was hilarious. This was already like

2295
02:33:58.639 --> 02:34:01.120
leagues better. Yeah, I already
feel like this is a fucking great episode.

2296
02:34:01.120 --> 02:34:05.600
This is a funny, fucking episode. Three XO driving a mophead with

2297
02:34:05.639 --> 02:34:11.319
a guitar and a katana to distract
from his driving of a mophead that would

2298
02:34:11.360 --> 02:34:16.079
offset it. I guess George Lopez, George Lucas firing an RPG at the

2299
02:34:16.120 --> 02:34:22.479
Goodyear Blimp is so twenty twenty three. It's all about that. D I

2300
02:34:22.600 --> 02:34:26.760
now I know, right, new
words for the same thing. Slurping,

2301
02:34:26.840 --> 02:34:31.360
stroking, smoking, joking, Momoticon's
going like this. Uh drip mh,

2302
02:34:31.440 --> 02:34:37.399
Lord of Homeless, drip sub zero
pulling Melina's pussy out, but only by

2303
02:34:37.440 --> 02:34:41.440
a few inches and she can't put
it back in. No matter what,

2304
02:34:46.399 --> 02:34:50.040
no matter, what, matter what, no matter what. Everything else is

2305
02:34:50.120 --> 02:34:54.120
just like whatever. It's like,
it's shock value. It's a music,

2306
02:34:54.319 --> 02:34:56.200
but no matter what sells it,
you can't do it. Okay, this

2307
02:34:56.280 --> 02:35:01.000
is a child thing to say,
No matter no matter what. It's like

2308
02:35:01.040 --> 02:35:05.079
that, like I wish everybody goes
to Hell and the no matter what.

2309
02:35:05.239 --> 02:35:16.079
That. Wow, that's pretty fucked
up, all right, Timmy, Timmy

2310
02:35:16.879 --> 02:35:26.319
just does talking about just not a
second hesitation, Timmy, you're really evil.

2311
02:35:26.639 --> 02:35:28.159
Well you know you're making a new
one, you know that, right,

2312
02:35:28.200 --> 02:35:33.360
they're making a serious Yeah, it's
it doesn't look as bad as the

2313
02:35:33.399 --> 02:35:35.120
last one they made. Do you
remember that live action fucking one that they

2314
02:35:35.120 --> 02:35:39.559
did Paramount Plus around the time that
Halo came out. No, I didn't

2315
02:35:39.559 --> 02:35:45.760
know. It is worse than you
can imagine. It is painful looking because

2316
02:35:45.799 --> 02:35:50.879
they're animated. It's almost like you
remember go Animate literally that that automated animation

2317
02:35:50.959 --> 02:35:54.120
software that was all over YouTube for
like four years. It looks like like

2318
02:35:54.559 --> 02:35:58.120
it's live action. So like the
Fairly Odd Parents, they're still cartoons,

2319
02:35:58.600 --> 02:36:01.559
but like they're animated like that.
It's sucking. It's really disgusting. It's

2320
02:36:01.600 --> 02:36:05.319
bad. Somebody spent like one hundred
dollars doing that. Yeah, the whole

2321
02:36:05.399 --> 02:36:09.200
hundred dollars a whole on fiver.
They got something to do. We know,

2322
02:36:09.000 --> 02:36:13.520
we know. Nickelodeon is uh they
are. They have money problems and

2323
02:36:13.840 --> 02:36:18.079
struggling pedophis panto fi. That's crazy. The only thing that saves them is

2324
02:36:18.159 --> 02:36:22.840
Ninja Turtles. Now it's Ninja Turtles
and SpongeBob always this this, those two

2325
02:36:22.840 --> 02:36:24.200
are all they have. That is
the go to. That is the thing.

2326
02:36:24.239 --> 02:36:28.479
It's like it's like stallone, like
stop just do rocking and Rambo stop

2327
02:36:28.520 --> 02:36:33.520
sucking doing other ships, stop trying
to be different. Canceling me that this

2328
02:36:33.520 --> 02:36:37.159
should be ever said of Spongebo where
he has to do with that cancel culture

2329
02:36:39.440 --> 02:36:46.920
guy was saying the N word,
that's it, Yeah, you see you

2330
02:36:46.600 --> 02:36:52.600
seagirt word? What what? What
that that episode when they were saying when

2331
02:36:52.600 --> 02:36:58.760
they sailor the gutter mouth or whatever, that was good. That was excellent.

2332
02:36:58.840 --> 02:37:01.000
That was an excellent was especial when
we're so we get to learn like,

2333
02:37:01.000 --> 02:37:03.639
oh, that's a bad word.
SpongeBob is really excellent in a way

2334
02:37:03.639 --> 02:37:07.280
that's really hard to describe. First
five seasons, it was one of the

2335
02:37:07.440 --> 02:37:11.040
one of the few I love because
you know, it always has like almost

2336
02:37:11.040 --> 02:37:16.040
the same little jingle when they're showing
the the title of the episode. It's

2337
02:37:16.079 --> 02:37:18.360
like that island music or whatever.
Yeah, whatever the fun that is.

2338
02:37:18.479 --> 02:37:22.399
But then like every once in a
while I have something different. One of

2339
02:37:22.399 --> 02:37:26.120
them is like crab Board, where
it's like because they think mister Crabs a

2340
02:37:26.200 --> 02:37:31.440
robot. And then there's h that
one that the Sailor Mouth or whatever,

2341
02:37:31.680 --> 02:37:35.840
where it's like these sailors doing a
shanty. It is remember that ship blew

2342
02:37:35.920 --> 02:37:41.799
my mind. I like, I
don't something do be dude, and I'm

2343
02:37:41.840 --> 02:37:48.559
there something sex with sweaty guys,
and I would I would put that in

2344
02:37:48.600 --> 02:37:52.680
there. Yeah, I've been doing
this ship for the longest time, but

2345
02:37:52.680 --> 02:37:56.840
would like I have butt sex with
sweaty guys and people will know what I'm

2346
02:37:56.840 --> 02:38:00.879
talking about. I love when they
would do those one off like cool special

2347
02:38:00.879 --> 02:38:03.479
intros. I'm like, yo,
this is gonna be a good just there's

2348
02:38:03.520 --> 02:38:05.879
so many episodes of that show that
I just like, I think about throughout

2349
02:38:05.920 --> 02:38:09.719
the day and I just laugh at
Yeah, it's the most relevant television show,

2350
02:38:09.840 --> 02:38:13.440
is that the Is that the song
that goes be boom boom boom boo

2351
02:38:13.440 --> 02:38:24.120
bee. Yeah, like beep boo
boo Bob delivery beep bo is so goddamn

2352
02:38:24.159 --> 02:38:30.319
good. Look the SpongeBob's watching a
horror film and it's the shittiest robot chasing

2353
02:38:30.360 --> 02:38:33.040
a regular human. It's like the
horrible Green Screen. It's so fight he

2354
02:38:33.079 --> 02:38:37.399
has nightmares and he thinks a robot
because of that ship. It's so good,

2355
02:38:37.440 --> 02:38:39.639
such a good episode. They think
that if you really go back,

2356
02:38:39.719 --> 02:38:43.159
most of modern comedy is based off
of that show. I think a lot

2357
02:38:43.200 --> 02:38:46.840
of modern like what what and it's
not our age think it's funny is because

2358
02:38:46.840 --> 02:38:48.520
of that show. For sure.
I think it's not even and it's it's

2359
02:38:48.520 --> 02:38:50.799
not even writing too, It's like
so much of it is delivery, of

2360
02:38:50.879 --> 02:38:54.399
course, I think that's I think
that's actually what's so good about Smiling Friends

2361
02:38:54.440 --> 02:38:56.879
too. It's like it's not even
that like anything is like it's not complicatedly

2362
02:38:56.879 --> 02:39:01.719
written, it's just delivered hilariously.
Yeah, Like it's just so fucking funny,

2363
02:39:01.760 --> 02:39:03.920
dude. The Landlord was like,
I was just wondering if you wanted

2364
02:39:03.959 --> 02:39:07.760
to hang out with me and smoke
weed and bellies with diet So did play

2365
02:39:07.760 --> 02:39:13.079
burn Out Revenge for the pH two? It's like, what the my god?

2366
02:39:13.440 --> 02:39:16.159
Wow, you suck. You barely
even hit me. You're terrible.

2367
02:39:16.440 --> 02:39:22.040
I love You're terrible. Wow you've
barely even hit me here cool, but

2368
02:39:22.319 --> 02:39:24.079
to your family, dude, you're
so old. Shout out to those guys.

2369
02:39:24.079 --> 02:39:28.200
Man, Man, I miss you. Haven't seen you. I haven't

2370
02:39:28.239 --> 02:39:30.840
seen you in so long. Yeah, I mess he missed me. Every

2371
02:39:30.879 --> 02:39:31.959
now and again, we like trying
to link up it and never, I

2372
02:39:31.959 --> 02:39:35.840
don't know. We're always just doing
something. Can you drag him, even

2373
02:39:35.120 --> 02:39:39.799
even if it's off screen? Like
I remember he did he did a he

2374
02:39:39.840 --> 02:39:43.559
did a HD podcast. Oh yeah
he was. Yeah, that ship was

2375
02:39:43.680 --> 02:39:48.479
so fucking funny. Man. Yeah, I'm like, dude, it'll be

2376
02:39:48.479 --> 02:39:50.479
cool if you I mean yeah,
I mean, he was the he was

2377
02:39:50.520 --> 02:39:52.920
the protot. He was the first. He was the very very first,

2378
02:39:54.399 --> 02:39:58.760
like test guest, I guess where
people have done a couple of snarktank animals

2379
02:39:58.799 --> 02:40:01.280
of your fireball story from that episode? Is that from that episode? From

2380
02:40:01.319 --> 02:40:03.959
that episode? Is it? I
didn't know that, and I don't know

2381
02:40:05.000 --> 02:40:07.959
that it was way later, So
did I, So did I. But

2382
02:40:09.000 --> 02:40:13.799
then there is a different clip of
Zach interacting with that story unless he told

2383
02:40:13.840 --> 02:40:18.760
it twice, but like because I
thought it was from because I thought it

2384
02:40:18.760 --> 02:40:22.159
was from when I already joined.
Yeah, but I think no, But

2385
02:40:22.239 --> 02:40:24.760
I don't don't I think Zach knows
that story? Yeah, he does know

2386
02:40:24.840 --> 02:40:28.760
that story. I don't know,
maybe if maybe I dreamed this lot,

2387
02:40:28.799 --> 02:40:31.200
I'm gonna say, you might be
right. And it's definitely been a story

2388
02:40:31.200 --> 02:40:33.680
that we've talked about at least three
times on the show, So it and

2389
02:40:33.680 --> 02:40:37.879
that would be something that you would
tell a new person, Yeah, because

2390
02:40:37.879 --> 02:40:41.479
it's just such an insane anyway,
fucking shooting myself over a minor inconvenience.

2391
02:40:41.479 --> 02:40:45.719
OBI want to blow me? Norwegian
game dev now developing a piss quest featuring

2392
02:40:45.760 --> 02:40:50.040
Lillian Sween, Kremlin de Gramlin Lord
Bartholomew, hand Job Lord Adventure of Anal

2393
02:40:50.079 --> 02:40:52.680
Sex. I'm gonna steal your bones
tune and remember the name. Five percent

2394
02:40:52.719 --> 02:40:56.239
gay, fifty percent anal pain.
Come come, Come, Come, Come,

2395
02:40:56.479 --> 02:41:00.760
are you ready? Shadow man?
She makes my against eyes until I

2396
02:41:00.799 --> 02:41:05.000
appeal to reason. That's so fucking
dumb. Pokemone's editor was probably the dude

2397
02:41:05.000 --> 02:41:11.120
that nutted on his phone and posted
it, Hey, what the that's awful

2398
02:41:11.200 --> 02:41:16.120
circle, crazy dude, that's why
he blew a load on that phone.

2399
02:41:16.200 --> 02:41:18.200
Dude, that's crazy. He had
to wipe that, clean that off his

2400
02:41:18.440 --> 02:41:22.719
whole glob. That burned into my
memory, like I see it vividly.

2401
02:41:22.879 --> 02:41:26.239
I remember seeing that on because you
were talking about pokemone I Rememberchie guy just

2402
02:41:26.280 --> 02:41:28.959
on Twitter. He looked it up
and me and Derek laughing. You were

2403
02:41:28.959 --> 02:41:33.200
like, this is not funny.
Stop trying to send me this video and

2404
02:41:33.239 --> 02:41:35.319
this guy coming on a phone,
and I was like, this is great,

2405
02:41:35.799 --> 02:41:41.920
this is great content. Why are
you coming on your phone like at

2406
02:41:41.000 --> 02:41:45.520
least put like something over it at
the very lef at that point, you

2407
02:41:45.559 --> 02:41:46.680
wouldn't if you put that much done, you wouldn't be doing this in the

2408
02:41:46.680 --> 02:41:52.399
best place. Too much wage lay
five eighty three A sad guy from Michigan,

2409
02:41:52.440 --> 02:41:56.120
The Pi Brothers presents Master Roschi Flow. They forgot I was him,

2410
02:41:56.319 --> 02:42:00.760
so I had him with General Blues
Third Reich Stare, donk Donkerson, John

2411
02:42:01.000 --> 02:42:07.559
Hann, John Hann, Johnson.
Uh, listen to hit My Spot by

2412
02:42:07.600 --> 02:42:11.079
your Pretty hands down, one of
the best original gay songs I've ever heard.

2413
02:42:11.879 --> 02:42:13.920
Uh, you gotta play, you
gotta pay the troll so again the

2414
02:42:13.959 --> 02:42:20.239
boys whole Gage six. I'm afraid. Oh I'm smashing that jazz Cabbage by

2415
02:42:20.280 --> 02:42:22.559
the thirties on cap. No God, I just said I'm afraid for no

2416
02:42:22.600 --> 02:42:28.600
reason. I just I thought I
saw it, but I guess that I'm

2417
02:42:28.600 --> 02:42:35.040
scared edge like a butterfly, come
like a bee. Muhammad Ali, I'm

2418
02:42:35.079 --> 02:42:43.000
talking my dad, my dad.
We don't know how we do things.

2419
02:42:43.000 --> 02:42:46.840
When we hear the shout, we
like to. Eventually the sun grows up

2420
02:42:46.840 --> 02:43:05.600
and he funks the dad back.
It all comes full circle. Concord picture

2421
02:43:05.920 --> 02:43:13.399
epic. So it's got the same
it's got the same like feel of the

2422
02:43:13.440 --> 02:43:18.600
original. Yeah, that's but it's
about your dad. Oh my god,

2423
02:43:18.239 --> 02:43:20.879
what's the name of that movie?
That's something up with the something up with

2424
02:43:22.159 --> 02:43:24.680
Derek or something like that's something up
with my dad? No, what the

2425
02:43:24.760 --> 02:43:28.280
kid that fucks his dad. It's
not real. It's a real movie.

2426
02:43:28.319 --> 02:43:31.120
I swear. I don't know.
Concord being an Overwatch clones sucks. At

2427
02:43:31.200 --> 02:43:37.360
least Fair Games looks original. You're
talking, Uh, put put this fleshlight

2428
02:43:37.399 --> 02:43:39.799
in your ass so we can have
straight sex. Wow, that's interesting.

2429
02:43:41.280 --> 02:43:43.399
That's that's that's a way out.
I guess that's a you know, just

2430
02:43:43.479 --> 02:43:46.959
be gay at that moment at that
point, Yeah, like, what the

2431
02:43:46.159 --> 02:43:50.840
are you doing? Ah? Help
funk. She knocked on my loose till

2432
02:43:50.840 --> 02:43:56.680
I suffocate. She nine on my
eleven till I never forget that. It's

2433
02:43:56.719 --> 02:43:58.440
two in a row is good.
I'll carve it bound the gods. The

2434
02:43:58.479 --> 02:44:03.239
strip for a border. John Strickland, my partner snapped the chair legs off

2435
02:44:03.239 --> 02:44:05.000
my Chris Reagan YouTube, and they
proceeded to chair my legs off in self

2436
02:44:05.000 --> 02:44:09.719
defense. Mark's eighteen eighty nine.
Either get me off or get off me,

2437
02:44:09.879 --> 02:44:16.239
slut. That's real ship. The
first Turkey David. How many wolf

2438
02:44:16.319 --> 02:44:22.959
furries can Derek beat before the smell
overwhelms him? The second David featured better

2439
02:44:22.959 --> 02:44:28.360
than the first day one Yeah,
maybe one, one max. They're caked

2440
02:44:28.399 --> 02:44:31.239
in old ship. Maybe one.
As soon as I smell like they're kicking

2441
02:44:31.319 --> 02:44:33.879
so much ship that it doesn't smell
like shitn't even I know. I know

2442
02:44:35.959 --> 02:44:39.799
furries, and every furry I know
is a regular person. But then there's

2443
02:44:39.840 --> 02:44:43.680
always wan. There's always well they're
they're relatively pretty normal. Yeah right,

2444
02:44:43.680 --> 02:44:48.360
relatively, I know what you mean. But then there's like there's always the

2445
02:44:48.399 --> 02:44:52.239
internet ones that are just like it's
like the top crazy. It's like if

2446
02:44:52.239 --> 02:44:54.959
you run into somebody who doesn't get
laid right, and it's like, yeah,

2447
02:44:54.959 --> 02:45:01.520
they're normal people, and then you
go online very much not it's just

2448
02:45:01.559 --> 02:45:05.600
like there they know how to appear
normal because what they do is that is

2449
02:45:05.639 --> 02:45:09.440
insanity, like to me, like
they're but they're like yeah they're when they're

2450
02:45:09.440 --> 02:45:11.799
self aware of it, like like
the furry I only know one, but

2451
02:45:11.920 --> 02:45:16.959
it's like and it's like oh yeah, yeah I do this and yeah you

2452
02:45:16.000 --> 02:45:18.319
know, but I'm like, oh, that's that's weird. You know,

2453
02:45:18.399 --> 02:45:22.399
it's it's weird, but you do
say it's it's abnormal, but it's like,

2454
02:45:22.479 --> 02:45:24.719
do your thing. That's it.
As that the Internet ones are like

2455
02:45:24.799 --> 02:45:28.920
what the They don't they don't know
how to control it. They can't control

2456
02:45:28.959 --> 02:45:33.760
they don't know how to be normal, Like they can't. They can't do

2457
02:45:33.799 --> 02:45:35.920
it. So all those weird thoughts
they have, they're just like, well

2458
02:45:37.200 --> 02:45:39.079
here it is and they're like,
bro, you can't do that. It's

2459
02:45:39.079 --> 02:45:50.639
like it's a sham Wow fucking what
was that thing? Flexta there's my fetish.

2460
02:45:52.920 --> 02:46:00.360
I like wolves. My porn addictions
slap over more porn, love the

2461
02:46:00.360 --> 02:46:05.559
porn porn. I can't be addictive
if I'm not awake. The only way

2462
02:46:05.559 --> 02:46:07.280
to solve your porn addiction is to
get so addicted that you lose everything and

2463
02:46:07.319 --> 02:46:15.399
thus lose your access. Uh.
When you start buying porn. You're already

2464
02:46:15.399 --> 02:46:18.159
in way too deep. So what
you do is you buy more porn so

2465
02:46:18.200 --> 02:46:22.680
you have no money to buy porn, so you cure yourself by That's exactly

2466
02:46:22.719 --> 02:46:30.200
the form that works, because you
never get any more money, you're bankrupt.

2467
02:46:28.600 --> 02:46:33.239
I remember I paid for porn on
premium at one point because I was

2468
02:46:33.319 --> 02:46:35.399
just curious, gave to a free
over covid. It was free over covid.

2469
02:46:35.479 --> 02:46:37.319
Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't
over cod It was like it was

2470
02:46:37.319 --> 02:46:41.159
when I was just like making way
more than I needed and I was like

2471
02:46:41.200 --> 02:46:45.239
splitting an apartment with like many it
was the rent was comparatively crazy, so

2472
02:46:45.280 --> 02:46:46.559
I was like, ah, fuck
it whatever, let me see what this

2473
02:46:46.680 --> 02:46:50.639
is like. And I hated it
because it was just like so well,

2474
02:46:50.280 --> 02:46:52.719
well the thing it's just like it's
four K, Like it's like this is

2475
02:46:52.760 --> 02:46:56.000
so this is too high quality.
Man, Like I don't I don't want

2476
02:46:56.000 --> 02:47:01.319
this at all. Really like this
appeals to such a pacific person. Definitely.

2477
02:47:01.319 --> 02:47:03.719
When I was younger, me and
my friends split a browser's account,

2478
02:47:03.760 --> 02:47:07.920
we definitely like all pulled together bare
little bits of money and we were like

2479
02:47:07.000 --> 02:47:09.280
dude in one frame, which is
like almost gonna downloaverthing I can on.

2480
02:47:09.280 --> 02:47:13.360
It's like a three terror by drive. And he had porn from like seven

2481
02:47:13.520 --> 02:47:16.120
years of porn. I was like, man, you're to go. He

2482
02:47:16.120 --> 02:47:18.120
would shoot through on my laptops,
like, hook me up, bro,

2483
02:47:18.559 --> 02:47:22.600
you have the laptop grows. You
guys are sucking like doing it like that's

2484
02:47:22.719 --> 02:47:28.440
just full of column and all that. There's no come on our own where

2485
02:47:28.639 --> 02:47:33.760
yeah, we would have come community
on a laptop, the community laptop.

2486
02:47:35.879 --> 02:47:39.520
Yeah, yeah, exactly, take
your laptop, you ring it out And

2487
02:47:39.520 --> 02:47:45.440
this is just blocks nay for the
idea that you would be able to even

2488
02:47:45.440 --> 02:47:46.600
do that wild though, man,
because I feel like it's just it's just

2489
02:47:46.639 --> 02:47:50.079
all free. There's all those websites. Red Tube, it's insane to buy

2490
02:47:50.239 --> 02:47:54.159
by point. Red Tube and you
Porn were the ones that I used,

2491
02:47:54.319 --> 02:47:56.680
uh when I because I wasn't much
of a porn person, but when I

2492
02:47:56.799 --> 02:48:01.120
was, it was like a red
Tube and You Porn were like the two

2493
02:48:01.120 --> 02:48:05.360
biggest ones that I liked. And
then now like there was my links that

2494
02:48:05.399 --> 02:48:07.920
were saved from porn Hub. But
then when they did the Great wipe,

2495
02:48:07.000 --> 02:48:09.920
the Great purge, Yeah, the
purge, all those links don't work.

2496
02:48:11.200 --> 02:48:13.440
And I'm like, bro, I
had like three or four links that were

2497
02:48:13.520 --> 02:48:18.200
saved in my uh my inbox,
like so it's like, all right,

2498
02:48:18.280 --> 02:48:22.760
so you go to my email and
then in my draft or whatever this thing,

2499
02:48:24.280 --> 02:48:26.159
it's just the links. And I'm
like and then they were gone.

2500
02:48:26.200 --> 02:48:28.879
I was like, I never did
it again. I'm too lazy. I'm

2501
02:48:28.879 --> 02:48:33.399
like, it's gone. They're probably
re uploaded. So you know, I

2502
02:48:33.200 --> 02:48:37.200
want to have one for that,
says boy, porn folder, have a

2503
02:48:37.280 --> 02:48:46.600
I have a folder on featuring better
than the first three Rise Blake eight nine

2504
02:48:46.680 --> 02:48:50.319
six, disastrously Big Dicks dicking Down, Big Booty Bitches Productions, f y

2505
02:48:50.440 --> 02:48:52.079
I. It's been almost a year
since Mam j F and uh and and

2506
02:48:52.120 --> 02:48:58.479
Mama JF is still missing. Chris
trying to read like Pa Papa Sweeney putting

2507
02:48:58.479 --> 02:49:01.360
the king and Kingston. This is
I'm not Lily, I promise, uh.

2508
02:49:01.399 --> 02:49:05.719
It's Alaskan oilfield trash. She would
never spend money on this. H

2509
02:49:05.879 --> 02:49:11.719
Texas statter salad, Texas stator salad. Young Sheldon found hung in New York

2510
02:49:11.760 --> 02:49:20.040
apartment good hung, not not hanged. No, that is that he was.

2511
02:49:20.520 --> 02:49:24.799
He was hanged hung. He was
hung hagged. Yeah, if he

2512
02:49:24.879 --> 02:49:28.920
was found hanging, it it implies
suicide. If he was found hung,

2513
02:49:28.040 --> 02:49:35.040
it means somebody else did it.
Somebody cute Sue Hulk mentioned earlier taking my

2514
02:49:35.040 --> 02:49:39.760
ass Hairs, Nikki Ziggy, Ghost
of Mama, JF Saranas Jackson, Badly

2515
02:49:39.799 --> 02:49:43.040
Brave, Duka. Absolutely, she's
dead. I guess there's a thing going

2516
02:49:43.079 --> 02:49:45.479
on right now where somebody must have
been talking about it. Yeah, I

2517
02:49:45.479 --> 02:49:48.479
mean, she's clearly dead. I
even got tagged a few times because my

2518
02:49:48.719 --> 02:49:52.200
tweet is one of the most more
prominent tweets that show up in the search

2519
02:49:52.239 --> 02:49:56.799
engine when you when you mention her
name, so some people were responding to

2520
02:49:56.840 --> 02:49:58.639
it, and then you have two
people now we're mentioning it here. So

2521
02:49:58.639 --> 02:50:03.799
I'm like, that's not a coincidence. She's she's totally dead. She's a

2522
02:50:03.799 --> 02:50:05.040
green skelet. I just wonder what
the hell is going on with the Canadian

2523
02:50:05.040 --> 02:50:11.719
authorities. They suck hey like he
apologized, He said he didn't do it.

2524
02:50:11.879 --> 02:50:16.799
Sorry, sorry, said he didn't. He said, Brody, bro

2525
02:50:16.479 --> 02:50:20.079
bro, you know, we just
gotta take we take, we take people's

2526
02:50:20.120 --> 02:50:24.239
word for it. Over we do
things different. We have things a little

2527
02:50:24.239 --> 02:50:28.399
bit differently up here. All right, you're a man of your word.

2528
02:50:28.479 --> 02:50:31.760
Okay, up here we you know, we funk our dogs and then we

2529
02:50:31.799 --> 02:50:39.479
apologize mooses the moose. We go
three, four of us. We hunt

2530
02:50:39.559 --> 02:50:43.520
down the moose, we trap it. We we get these ladders that are

2531
02:50:43.520 --> 02:50:48.280
about you know, four meters.
Eh. We we fucking we fuck ore.

2532
02:50:48.639 --> 02:50:52.840
We stand on them and fuck our
mooses it, we grab its horns

2533
02:50:52.879 --> 02:51:03.479
and we just we go ahead.
Naked Canadians in a snowfield face fucking moose.

2534
02:51:03.280 --> 02:51:13.600
They're all the same. Sorry,
sorry, sorry, I do not

2535
02:51:13.920 --> 02:51:18.200
like how you that, not like
how you fuck that moved? I don't

2536
02:51:18.200 --> 02:51:30.719
care. Is fucking oo's mood?
Badly brain Sorry? With Jackson duck Cut,

2537
02:51:31.120 --> 02:51:35.159
the vegan Neckermans consent e theory,
and Brogerian punter naphrom melpous One the

2538
02:51:35.680 --> 02:51:37.840
finally rehabilitated and back in the saddle
with two functioning hands and rounding out our

2539
02:51:37.879 --> 02:51:46.680
list, the King Haphazard All right, oh man, thank you for tuning

2540
02:51:46.760 --> 02:51:54.559
in too. SnO snock dunk snark
dunk SnO talk. Well you know it

2541
02:51:54.639 --> 02:51:58.319
is our first in person episode.
This was so much fun already, but

2542
02:52:03.319 --> 02:52:09.239
excuse me, yeah I did not
There will be issues with the audio.

2543
02:52:09.360 --> 02:52:13.200
There will be issues with the video. Bear with us, all that fucking

2544
02:52:13.479 --> 02:52:16.479
bullshit. I'm gonna get a rug
in here for more soundproofing, and I

2545
02:52:16.479 --> 02:52:20.000
have sound sound from uh THAN I
still have to put up, but just

2546
02:52:20.200 --> 02:52:31.719
you know whatever, intend to get
the fuck out of here. Let's go.