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Podcast. Did you hear that H bomber guy killed? Uh? Do you
know that H bomber guy killed James Somerton? Did? Did you see that
H momber guy killed Jane Sommerton? Now allegedly potentially who knows, I'm just
alleged one person named Christopher ra I've heard I've heard source. So if anybody
heard sources this for anyone that is uh, for anyone that is not caught
up with this, I don't even think we talked about it on the show
completely. We completely skipped it. It was just so it was just so
outside of gay. I just didn't want to talk about how gay. It
was completely I will say everything about it was completely outside of my interest.
I didn't give a ship about this guy. I've never seen this this guy
before, I've never heard of this guy outside of my wheel house entirely.
So there was this huge plagisom scandal with this guy. H bomber guy did
this big, big video kind of taking him down along with other plates.
And this is several months ago. Now he came out with an apology video
kind of immediately after it didn't go so well. Then he waited a couple
of months, and I think recently, like in the last couple of weeks,
he put out or like maybe in the last couple of days. Even
as we're recording this, I'm not entirely sure. He put out a video
called like a Measured Response, which was like kind of like a more I
guess, like a like a beta tested, focused, group tested apology video.
I don't know. I didn't watch it because I don't care. But
there's speculation. There's speculation that he might have he might have jumped off a
bridge or something might be gone backflip, you know which the Golden Bridge,
which is fucking wild because I'm thinking as so, I'm thinking of this from
from the perspective of a content creator, right, and I think about,
like, man, in if I made a video that made somebody kill themselves,
how would I feel, Like, how would I feel? Especially if
it's just like a plagiarist, you know what I mean, it's not even
like a if it's like dude, if it's like DP or something like okay,
good, I'll probably throw like a party or something. I don't think
i'd ever feel good. I think i'd feel like good. Written's boso pedophile.
I think it's I feel good. I'll just be like damn, I'm
I would just know what I'm capable of. You know. It's like like
after you put you know, It's like after you know spossible just hit the
rock and he was like whoa and it broke. It'd be like that.
It'd be like, all right, no idea, what you're talking about?
Little power here? You'd feel God after that, you'd be like real power
here. Exactly the moment where Myles Morales hit the rock. What are you
you know? Like? Whoa? Remember who broke the rock in half?
I don't remember. He was smoking the rock and he was just like,
yo, you guys watch some dragon ball Z. Well you don't go around
and punch the rock. When he was little, and he was like,
oh that herd he walked in the rock turned into dust. I know that?
What do you like that? Like? Whoa? I'm capable of doing
some real ship to people. I gotta use this wisely. I genuinely don't
remember a scene from Spider Verse where Miles round. Yeah, when Peter leave.
Peter leaves Peter b parking and he hits the rock and the rock brakes
and he's like, oh, ship, that's right. I just okay,
I just can't hit my mom anymore because I'm killer. Yeah, I remember
yo, angel dust is where it's at? Man, he got any more?
And then Peter's like, yeah, dude, how do you think I
have powers? This is how would sweat? I would have had cancer if
I got by Spider regularly. I used dust bro I used dust. I
like that explanation was my favorite anymore, since he's just on so many drugs
and he's just really powerful. He's this fucking face. But yeah, I
guess the internet is what speculating that. There's rumors that this James Summrton guy
offed himself. There's no proof. I was looking. I was scouring to
see, like, is there any validity to this? It's just pure speculation.
People that don't like h bomber guy are going after him. Most people
with common sense are like, well, he's not responsible for some plagiarists,
and I guess why it's even worse to some people. No, it's not
even responsible, but just you would say cause, I would say cause is
kind of like, I'll give you an example of like, you guys remember
Zoe Quinn. Do you remember that person? Yeah? Yeah, so Zoe
Quinn. She did some weird shit whatever. But I think this was in
like twenty eighteen, she accused her ex boyfriend of sexual assault, probably just
like straight up rape or something like that. And the unfortunate thing was the
the timelines didn't add up with what she was saying at all, even like
remotely. People kind of dissected her claims. And that guy he killed himself.
He was already like a really depressive person and stuff. And the thing
that I felt was really fucked up was his sister confirming it and also wanting
to be like an ally, wanting to be like, you know, me
too, was really hot to not blame Zoe Quinn. But I was like,
this is fucked up because in this scenario, since the claims don't look
valid, and the timelines and stuff that she was putting out there not like
say, oh, I confuse the little things here, they are just things
that clearly didn't happen. So in that scenario, I think she's totally responsible
for getting that guy killed because he killed himself indirect because of all that shit
that she accused him of versus h bomber guy making a video of somebody doing
some really fucked up stuff, and a lot of people found it more egregious
since he was plagiarizing like LGBTQ authors and stuff, which already have a hard
time breaking into the scene, I guess, And so people like, fuck
this guy. So if he you know, this fucking dickhead happens to you
know, join the great beyond? Yeah? Is it difficult for gay Is
it difficult for lgbt DQ people to get into writing? I feel the way
it was difficult for women to break into the industry. So that was the
reasoning for having your initials, so you didn't know who the author was by
gender. So in the same vein of like the people that control the stuff
there, I mean, you know how shit works, man, It's like
it's hard for you. I know, I know, yeah, I know
what you're saying. I just feel like writing is so gay inherently that it's
it's just so writing is gay? Writing is white male bro think of who
writes books as white men? Yeah? People, yeah people, God,
they're gay people and fucking ascots who like vacation and like like who look at
the sea and ponder like it's I don't know, there's something so I don't.
I never considered writing. I think I think painting is gay. I
never, like, I never considered like writing. I don't even I don't
even mean it in like a negative way. I just mean it's like you're
being like poet, Like how do I make my words like really pretty?
You know what I mean? Like, how do I make this thought pretty?
They struggle the idea of how gay and poetic their art is, you
know, but like there's like that whole masculinity in hip hop culture, but
they struggle with how gay and poetic. Like if they if they were born
hundreds years ago, they'd be wearring those fluffy little things that like fucking what
was that idiot's name, William uh Caesar? What was his name? Who's
the nigga poems dunce William Caesar, this actual buffoon, actual William Caesar.
Yeah, so yeah, my nigga William Caesar was like, I mean,
they would be wearing all that ship, they would be wearing like the TI
pants and they'd be doing all this stuff. Sucking each other off, dressing
women's clothing, and then they have to pretend like that's not what they're doing.
You're like, nah, this is hard. This ship goes hard.
I'm like, yeah, sh it goes hard in your ass, dude,
you're fucking queer. But I like it. That's crazy. You guys are
so easily able to disrespect people's art form. That's wild. I love it.
I love it. It's disrespectful, disrespectful if you think it's negative,
you know, he said, yeah, it's hard as that's and there's nothing
wrong with that. It's like there's nothing you know. Every once in a
while, this one dude was like, oh, I just released the System
of a Down on Instagram, and this dude was like, no, I
don't do System, keep doing Metallica because he sees it as disrespectful. And
I was like, noah, bro, anyone can get it. This is
this is this is an honor at the highest caliber. Like I would love
for somebody to take my art and do that. You feel me like,
that's that's so some people don't understand that. And I'm like, no,
nigga, that ship's gay as fuck, but there's nothing wrong with it.
Being gay. You know, it's just it's just gay. It's just cock
smoking ship. You know, you you write write poemes. You you fucking
ninety chance you smoke cock. It's fine. Yeah, dude, I do
not like if I'm right. If I'm right, there's never a point in
my life. I have never crazy feminine in my life. No your turn.
Then when I'm writing music, it's it is inherently just so fucking like
there is something about it where it's just like let me like like, oh,
I gotta get the syllable count right, and like oh, like how
does this core? Exactly? Very emotional. You're not a musician. I'm
not a musician, but I absorbed a copious amount of music, and I
feel like, like, especially like gangster rappers, there's nothing out feminine about
what they're talking about their holes that is extremely toxically masculated. Fat. Yeah,
but they're trying to rhyme, you know, like they're trying to be
like, oh look at how I can. I don't think it's like tandra
like this nigg in his mouth. They might as well family family rout Like
that's like not those two bars sound gay as fuck if you think about it.
I'm gonna shoot this nigg in his mouth. I'm gonna leave his family
in a drought. Like, come on, this dude's sperming everywhere everywhere.
Bro. You know for a fact that you know for a fact that all
these rappers right when they come up with like a rhyme or like a like
a like a couple that like works really well, they go like, they
go like this, they go like, that's what they do. That's what
they do in their in their brains, they go in their minds, they
go like the Wow, that's good. It's one hundred percent there. It's
it's like behind like a big like it's like behind a blackout curtain. But
it's there, man, it is absolutely there. And you cannot convince me
that any musician does not understand this intrinsingly think about that they respect Prince and
Prince is just Shakespeare, just modern day Shakespeare, essentially, like in the
way that performative super theaters extremely androgynous. Uh, just just as gay as
you can possibly be without being literally literally some of the best music like David
Bowie and all these people who like, we're just like being like, I
don't know what the fuck you know, like, I don't know what the
hell I am? You know, like, who cares? These niggas are
standing on their homies sucking uh lap and they're like, yo, homies lap.
That was that was. That was like a little bit like, but
you guys are good. You guys are good. And Derek said that that's
Derek though Derek does Derek does. That is the visual of swirling on his
boy's lap. Bro, he got him sitting now just la anyway, anyway,
we're like, you're like tetherball, that's crazy man, rest in piece.
Uh that fucking yeah, that guy uh recipes him this person if he
is dead or whatever, if he's if he's dead. I wonder how the
trial is gonna go. I wonder, like I wonder if I wonder if
h Prummer guy will see the light of day again. He will just be
oh god, he makes at video. H Guy gets Humber Guy gets incinerated
by like he gets I sentenced you to incineration, to live incineration. They
start with their feet, they work their way up, they get a bat
or it's crazy. Yeah. And then and then you and I will go
to his we you and I will go to his funeral. Will go up.
We'll go up to the casket and I'll go what is up with you
people on skulls? That's stupid? Oh ship? Sorry? Hold on.
At one point somebody mentioned ed P because oh if he got if he were
to be yeah, if he were speaking of DP, did you see that
picture? I want, how do you guys feel about that? Because I'm
being honest, I was kind of surprised by the Internet's reaction where they weren't
as annoyed I guessed as I was platforming a pedophile or about to platform a
pedophile, like a confirmed obvious fucking pedophile, I saw some people kind of
running defense, saying, well, this is alleged actual anyway, but yeah,
oh yeah, I would do I would relish the if EDP tried to
sue me, I actually would be totally no. But here's the thing,
totally But then because of that, we can get the cops involved to actually
seize his hard drives and ship, like that is a thing that like say,
that is something that we can actually see what's really on his ship,
and it's probably worse than VAT I'll tell you that, Oh for sure,
like that I think for me, I'm just like, uh, I shouldn't
say that. Man, it's whatever it was. I was going to say
something that I don't believe but I thought was amusing. Let's I think.
Here's the thing about edp right, is that if you I don't understand why
you would even put yourself in the same room as that person, knowing what
he has been caught doing, right, Like, why would you even ingratiate
yourself with that presence knowing what he did, a knowing what he objectively did,
not like even what he allegedly did, knowing what he objectively did,
which implies certain other things. M m mmm, I don't want to have
burger king chicken fries with you or whatever the fuck they were eating, Like,
like, what the hell is this? I can't it's Boogie. You
know, we're actually at the point where Boogie boogie if Boogie, like,
if we saw Boogie like throwing puppies off a fucking bridge, people would be
like, well, yeah, I guess you know, like this is there's
something else he's doing that doesn't make any fucking sense? Is wrong? You
know? I can't. I can't. But isn't that wild though? That
so I was one of the few people that made a couple of videos on
Boogie say kind of defending him, that people are acting like this guy is
the word. They're acting like he's like a like a true villain, where
he's just some fat retard doing dumb stuff off like it's like, come on,
like he's not that bad. But it's gotten to the point where,
after the post that documentary, now that it's just I guess all bets are
off and he's leaning into it. And so those those idiots that would like,
there's this guy Sonny V two that make these terrible fucking video essays,
now I'm kind of like, well, I guess sure they retro in hindsight
or something. I guess they're right, because you can't breaking bread with fucking
the craziest thing ever, because it's crazy. I don't know how I would
not try to drop kick his face if I saw him in public. Okay,
so here's the thing. So I have an interesting I have an interesting
question about this. Yeah, yeah, is this part of the fallout of
what is perceived to be cancel culture? And what I mean by that is
is are we at a point where because Bookie did all that shit and had
that documentary that no one is ever really going to look at him in a
better light. So the only chance he has at a life going forward is
to simply double down and live it because there are no other options. Mmm
uh I think past this point technically, yes, but I would still put
that on him and not cancel culture because the documents responsibility. Yeah, because
in the documentary, he could have went the way that should have went,
like the way that you tell a good story, you know, Like there's
people that want to be fucking misfits and they want to be they want to
go against the grain. They want to be like a Ryan Johnson, you
know in Star Wars, like they want to I have this big opportunity to
do something so different than what is expected of me. And I feel like
that's what he did instead of being the phoenix, right, that is the
obvious thing. You're a fucking loser and then you become a phoenix and you
rise out of the ashes. That is the trope, and that is what
he should have done to rehabilitate his image. And he's like, nah,
I'm gonna lean into being a sad fuck and like you're an idiot, You're
a complete fucking fool. Oh yeah, I have fun. The Phoenix,
the phenix isn't real. First and foremost, it's not real. That's it.
That's it, shit, that ship, that shit. We want to
tell ourselves like, oh we can rise some the ashes. No one rides
them the ashes. That nigga is doomed. Boogie was doomed from the beginning.
Boogie was doomed from the start. When I found out who Boogie was
and I didn't care if he got better, I knew he was doomed.
I knew from that moment on. I was like, this guy is done.
I feel this rooting for him when he got that gastric bypass. And
then the moment I found out who he was in like twenty eighteen, I
was like, this niggas alas broken. This motherfucker is just so because of
the fact that no, no, no, no shit, you're lying to
people who know you, like I know that's no no, no, no,
no, on on on all. Seriously, I could see it's like
this is someone that has dwelled too much in the fact that things have gone
wrong for them. Everybody has shit go wrong for them, right, every
single person. It's it's it's unanimous appost the human experience. But that guy,
you could look at him and be like, this guy is not gonna
be able to win a fight against his demons. Some people, Is that
how you felt? Some people are like that. I thought he got a
gash. I was like, that's good for him, but let's see what
he does that, because that's not that's like for me. That's not a
like a things will get better. It's like, that's that's one step amongst
a ton of he has to take to be able to become a better person.
And will you take make all of them? I don't know, because
he's too busy feeling bad for himself. I know it sounds extremely hard,
and I'm often not this harsh on people, but I could tell from the
beginning. I was like, this guy is he's I think he's losing the
fight against himself, and I think he just hater energy. Man, I
get I gave. I'm not a hater. I'm I'm I'm for the heroes.
I usually do too, But you know, I had hope. I
had. It wasn't a ton of hope, but I had because to even
get to the point to do the surgery takes you already have to prove to
the to the to the to the surgeon that you can lose weight, you
can follow instructions, so there's a a process to even get the surgery in
the first place. So I thought, maybe maybe this will be his moment
and then you know, yeah, you know those with the girl to the
situation. I was like, this is over. That's all very recent.
Yeah, that was very recent. Maybe things would have been different if his
wife didn't leave him, but that's obviously it was his fault. Like it's
not like it wasn't you know, like, oh, how could that he
fucking drove her away because she was just a caretaker and not an actual wife,
you know, so I get that. Did you have you seen boogies
ex wife, Like there's gotta be like there's gotta be like in cells and
stuff that were fucking well, they're probably upset now. It's beautiful, very
pretty. She was like some fucking very pretty like redhead. He obviously has
a type because you know, he has a new ginger. But like they
got they got to be. The people that are having hard time talking to
women at all are probably so upset seeing this fucking loser like get like you
know, like say, his wife was very probably from what I remember,
I think she was pretty, and then this new girl is like moderately attractive.
And there's people that are like, fuck, I can't even like press,
I can't even press sin and saying hi on fucking tender or whatever.
That can't be real to me. Like, I know people, I know
the people that are going through that, but I can't be. Being that
afraid of talking to him is so insane, it's so bad. I watched
Philip DeFranco I think yesterday, and he decovered a segment on they were when
they were doing polls on some of the dating websites, and almost thirty percent
I think, or maybe a little bit more are using AI to help them
write bios and to help them do messages, and which it seems problematic because
if you meet in person, you're kind of fucked because now you don't have
that tool anymore. But uh, it's it's to the point where some people
are just they're terrified. And I think the one thing is I think what
I feel like, what most they don't realize is that most people are terrified,
they're anxious, and you kind of just have to go through it.
I think that's something that maybe a lot of them don't understand that, Like
you're kind of going to unless you're in a relationship. That's when you have
that security. But beyond that, there is a level of anxiety that you're
gonna have to deal with because of the unknowns. It just it just is
what it is. I mean, what the fucking really do anything about that
other than I guess you're that's so insully to me. It's like like,
I don't know, man, I have to help these young niggas, man,
I want to help you. I don't want to help them. I
want them to just suffer through it, man, because you have to,
like to just through and get used to it. That I mean helping in
the way that help them navigate to where they don't talk to Fresh or like
I'm gonna subscribe to Fresh and Fit and Andrew Tate to get my advice.
And it's like that is these niggas are fucking single, they're not even married,
they're not doing any Look look like this, right, this is the
thing. Right, there is no reality where you can even close to equatement
with pop human trafficking. Right. The fact that Andrew Tate you is in
that conversation period is a bad sign. And there is no humanly possible way
you can allocate that to me. You can reach for the stars, and
you can't put me in that situation. The fact that it's like that's one
degree away from him is insane already, and people are like, you not
that bad. I'm like, bro, what, I don't know that.
I couldn't do that. You couldn't. There's there's no way, there's no
I would. I would pay, I'd pay a private eye to do it
for me, and he'd be like, ah, no, I can't do
it for you. I'm sorry, man, you're you're too clean. I
guess yeah, yeah, I don't know. I think, uh, I
understand on some level the uncomfortability of like messaging people because it's so inhuman.
I don't like that either, Like I like the whole app culture of like,
oh, message me first or whatever without having spoken. It's there.
It's so fucking unnatural in every every fucking way. Like I I don't think
I've ever met I think maybe like once did I meet somebody that I dated
through through text exclusively, and that was like a thing, But like every
other time it's been like, oh, I've met this person in person and
then and then something happens. I can't imagine. I don't. I don't.
I don't use dating websites or like apps or anything. I fucking hate
them. I've never used those. I think they're genuinely disgusting. I just
used to be commodified. They are. Yeah, I remember when they were
like okay, like in like twenty fourteen or something, twenty thirteen. Yeah,
I think they're like probably fine, but like now it's like, oh,
pay pay a premium for Tender premium so they so you can actually be
seen by bots, and it's like, what the fuck you used to be?
So twenty fourteen, twenty thirteen, I was on Tender. It used
to be unlimited swipes. There was no and the people. It was authentic
for the most part, because I I met multiple women and some of them
were cool. You know. It just so you just went through, you
just went through the gamut, you know. And then it got to a
point where it's like, oh, this is now mainstream, and unfortunately it's
kind of it's it's the way it is now. It is weirder to approach
strangers in public than it is to just message somebody it is stranger. Now
there is a a an alert. People kind of raise their alarm, women
particularly kind of raise their alarm. And then, unfortunately, when you see
viral clips of say a guy got rejected at a bar and then followed a
girl for an hour all the way to where she needed to go and just
wanted to talk to her to explain like shit like that, it's like,
bro, people are like, what the fuck is this? You say?
That's like that scares people? You know. What's really fucking brutal is that,
Like I've seen so many clips now and by the way, this is
an indictment of just everybody who lives who currently lives in this society right now.
I fucking hate this is that I've seen so many clips on Twitter or
other or elsewhere of just people on dates where things are like maybe quiet or
awkward, and they're just being recorded by like other people around them. There
is no fucking peace at all anymore, Like God forbid, Oh my god,
imagine you're just having like a bad date and he's like, ah,
we're not getting along, we're not clicking, there's no conversation happening here.
I'm not feeling this and then you go home and then it's like it's a
viral video with like ten million views of you just like that sucks. Yeah,
it's getting it's getting so impoted where it's like I don't I it,
Yeah, I don't know. It's it's I had at one time I mentioned
I'm I'm sure I mentioned it one time, like a girl stormed out with
the cheesecake factory because we had a insane argue. I wasn't even arguing,
she was arguing. Yeah. So that for sure, in modern day,
would have made it to every fucking uh social media outlet because she was raising
her voice like crazy lucky. It was like twenty ten or twenty eleven where
smartphones were barely becoming prominent and people didn't really do much with them, So
that was that would have been embarrassing. Its fuck it bothers the hell out
of me that, like people just don't know how to mind their business.
It's one thing if like there's like a like a fight or like a public
freak out or something like, I get it. I get the impetus to
be like oh whoa, this is wild and this is affecting everybody. But
just like to like zoom in on somebody's like private, like oh okay,
like their their date that's just not going great. And then just well look
at this fuck. This guy's not gonna get into number. And it's like,
what the fuck isn't hard enough? Yes, no, you're right,
you're right. I didn't okay, I didn't do would I wouldn't disturb people
that are doing that. I wouldn't do that. But at the gym the
other day, there was a guy on the elliptical and right next to him
on the ground, he had a jug that was the exact color of piss.
And so of course I filled him and zoomed into the piss because I'm
like, there's there's a thing. I once bought a pre workout and the
pre workout was the color of piss. So I threw it away because that's
very crazy. I was like, who would do this? What fucking moron
would make a color like golden brown piss like? And so I just like
love it. Then here's the thing. I a lot of times would put
them in my empty plastic bottles and it would be sitting and it looks like
my car, like it was a stupide. God. I love it.
I love the idea of somebody with a fuck it like, somebody walks by,
He's like, yo, why is there pissing man's call are just a
bunch of jugs of pissing the bag. So that's why I that's why I
do myself the uh, the favor of I dehydrate myself so much that my
pist just looks like coffee. So I think that's genius. That's genius.
Creamer piss can get brown. And I didn't go turn brown. I didn't
know that been that dehydrated before I thought. I thought I turned golden near
near gold, and I was like, all right, cool, I need
to drink water clearly right now. But when it's brown it looks like coffee.
It's like, yo, what the what the fuck's wrong with It's dangerous.
Yeah, that's that's pretty bad. That's like you gotta potentially go to
I think it's too late already. I think by the time it's that color,
it's too late. If you're if it's black, it's probably too late.
Jesus Christ, if I ever had black, I'd be so fucking scared.
You're you're pissing out straight slug. Did I tell you one time?
I was so tired when I pissed that when I looked at my my dick,
I literally I thought it was upside down, and it freaked me out
to the point where I woke up, like I woke up like I'm awake,
and then I see my dick was actually normal. I just was the
was are you this? Are you circumcised? Yeah? Just so was that.
So was the slit on the top at the bottom of the head on
top. And I freaked out enough to like wake up like fully, and
I was like, why the funk would that ever? Why would my brain
do that? There was one time I thought I told the story before that
I was playing my PSP for so long that I felt like there was a
moment where my hands were flipped on the PSP and I freaked out and I
was shaking my hands. I thought my hands in routed somehow, And it
was such a fucking weird moment for me. I like, I like actually
screamed out loud. It was just I was just really tired of playing video
games for too long, so I think I thought my hands inverted, like
I thought my hands bent the wrong way over to play the games I was
playing them like this bent of the way opposite, and I was like,
what's going on? I thought I was looking at my palms where my my
I can't I can't even I can't even be conceptualize this in the way that
I feel like you experienced it. So we're going to move on because I
can't. How did we get here? How did we get here? How
did we get to drink and piss? It always it always gets it's I
don't know, Lily text or something would happen. I don't remember what Lily's
gonna say, onic abilities, Yeah, okay, anyway whatever, let's uh
anyway, that's that's really it that happened. As far as like as far
as like anything newsworthy, I don't know, there's not really Yeah, h
is still trending, you fucking it's unch to day today. Yeah, not
the presidency really. Yes, you can go vote, you got you well,
I guess it doesn't matter because you Californians or pretty much yeah California.
But there is such a that's where you guys though, there's there's such a
disincentivization to vote, and I don't. I really hate the way our system
works. It's like I just I don't like that we are incentivized to not
vote because it's like, well, it's just it's it's gonna be fine here
because it's majority or not majority rule. It's just like, oh, we're
set in stone here. It's like okay, cool, but that's where like,
but most of the population is in places where things are kind of set
in stone. That's like where most Americans are are in those cities where like
everything set in stone. So like the majority of I feel like the majority
of like people just kind of I mean, that's that's probably true. Right,
What was it, like fifty percent of people don't vote or something.
It's like something around that. So it's like it's something probably even more unfortunately
probably don't in general. Yeah, people that just don't mainly because of that,
the thing that the all will be fine or we're fucked anyway. It's
kind of this a little bit of both of that, and that's happening a
lot more this year because of you know, Biden's you know, just not
doing anything about the cool ass ethnic cleansing that's going on. You know,
he just kind of like just I hear people saying he was doing sit behind
the scenes. I'm like show the fuck up, nigga. Like, imagine,
imagine somebody's asking you like, hey, hey, I really need your
help. I really need your help, Like are you open this weekend?
And you're just like, oh, no, no, no, but I
can't. But I'm with you in spirit. I'll help you in spirit.
I'll just you know, behind the scenes all I'm not gonna do anything.
I just know that I really wanted to help you. Yeah, imagine me
helping you, and then assume that I did that. That's what that means.
When somebody says like, oh, I'll I'll help you in spirit,
it's just like, pretend I'm doing that. Pretend I'm helping you in your
mind. That's essentially what people are saying, like, oh, behind the
scenes, he's trying. I'm like, what the fuck does that even mean?
Dude, behind the scenes, he's trying to help me. I'm getting
so sick of these text messages that I'm getting. I get text messages every
fucking day now about like you know, vote for this, or like come
come oh the polling and and this and this person and that person's running for
this, and leave me alone, leave me alone, come get your ress
fucked. There's now there's some there's some things that uh, I would say,
I mean, he twitch their own. I ain't gonna bully nobody,
but yeah, there are some important issues that could be voted on. There's
some people that you can keep out of your district. But I feel like
that's probably the easiest things to solve. Is just like the local stuff that
most people kind of pass over and then the dumbest Cretans get elected because of
that reason, which I look is an easy thing to fix. That's an
easy thing to remedy. It gets way more difficulty, you claim, with
the ladder because of all the lobbying and bullshit. Right, So yeah,
it's just like if somebody, I feel like just everybody, Well, the
problem is voting is set up to you know, it's it's supposed to be
ignorant. They make things the less. You know, there's not an easily
accessible thing like say, there should just be something. Go to this website
right here, there's an official government website, and this is where everybody is
a central hub instead of people having their own websites. If you go to
this website to learn more about this person this, you know, they could
make it a lot easier They could also make voting accessible online, because some
people say, if you can fucking bank online, why the fuck would you
not be able to vote online people trust their life saving be completely fine.
Yeah, it's it's well, it makes sense because they're they're you know,
they don't want it because obviously, right we the people, things would be
infinitely better if if it was that accessible. But that's that is even even
just some of the art. Like I just remember I remember getting into arguments
a long time ago about like voter ID or whatever, and people are like,
we need voter ID and it's like, okay, yeah, sure,
just that that's fine, that makes sense to me. But then just like
make the I D free. Just make it it doesn't cost anything ID.
And that way that you have, that way you have every citizen being able
to like voice their fucking yeah. But then they're like no, It's like,
well, then solve anything. I No one wants to solve anything.
It's annoying. It's it's so easy to literally disconnect. But that is that
is one and I feel like it was good seeing you know, that fucking
pirate asshole that Dan Crenshaw has one eye, because like I think, like
fucked him up or something, or at least uh. I think Hassan said,
I don't know if that's true. I don't know if it was actually
Boo's I d was probably that was too old. I think it was probably
matter. Yeah. So one of the one of those fucking he came.
Can you imagine he was see the cave in his own nine and he's like,
yeah, they captured me. They captured me, they told me.
Then I saved like twenty babies, you know, like whatever. But uh,
this fucking this guy, he had a rude awakening and I'm just like,
how are you in politics? And you don't understand this? Because he
was like I can't believe this dude wrote this bill working with the Democrats.
And then Trump killed it right. Trump was like, no, this needs
to be a voting issue. We don't want to fix the border crisis.
So this one dude wrote a bill working with the Democrats, and they're actually
probably gonna recommend him for even working with the Democrats, even though he was
asked to do it in the first place. So this guy's getting punished for
doing what he's supposed to do. And then Trump's like, no, kill
the bill. And then Dan crunch on a lot of other people are saying,
oh, so they don't actually want to fix anything, and it's like,
yeah, no, you just found that out doing. Yeah, the
whole point is to is to keep issues persisting so that they have a reason
to be elected into office, because it's like they could be like, oh,
hey, we'll fix this. If there's nothing left to fix, then
they they kind of can't run on anything, which is well, at least
that's what they said they could run. They could run on keeping things good,
but like, I don't think that's like, I don't think that makes
sense to them. It's not a sexy stupid people. Stupid people run off
of a fear. They they're they're they're motivated by by being scared, and
then they're always asking the question who can I trust? It's always about trusting
people. And then they'd be like, hey, even though there's scumbag,
sleezy politicians that keep voting for they say, you can trust me, and
they're like okay, And that's that's where we are now. Where like farmers,
there'll be some Midwestern farmers that are like, yeah, you know,
Trump's one of us, and I'm like, in which way sir, the
name one thing that you guys have in common. And I don't know why,
galer to see people. It's so weird to see people be like,
yeah, the elite, those elite rich, those elite rich people don't know
shit about us, and then who's your guy? It's like the elite rich.
I don't know. It's so stupid, the elite riches. Fuck.
Yeah, yeah, we'll get into We're get into questions. We got some
polici Politics are dumb and they're they're really dumb, and they're really dumb and
they're really dumb and then really fucking dumb. Amen, like outrageously so to
a stupid degree, Like like caring about politics is so important, but yet
it'll just make you want to kill yourself. So it's such a fucking oxy
moron of an idea. It's true, you know. I told Jojo the
other day, we'll move on. I was like, I wonder if there's
a way that I can convince the boys to move overseas with me or move
to Canada, because I'm like, you know, the idea, I'm moving
back to Cali soon. But I'm like the one thing that I thought of
if things get so shitty. I don't want to be here anymore because the
rest of the world's got things. And then like the First world countries have
got it down so much better, and I was like, I want to
if you can convince the guys to move out here, so we can keep
the we can keep the podcast together, you know, just jokingly. But
it makes it so bad is that if things get really, really really horrible
here, it's gonna spill out to everywhere else. Everyone is gonna get Doo
themed eventually. Do they just have they just have a little more time,
But like, imagine these radical motherfuckers get the launch codes, which they're gonna
somehow they're yeah, I don't know whatever, Let's be honest. Some questions
from our Patreon uh supporters over a patreon dot com slash the start Tank,
the cock Wizard Rotate what huh. Greetings Dick ray On, Tom Shafty,
and some black Cock. As you recently mentioned in the the As you recently
mentioned the impending merch sales and the possibility of looking for artists, would you
be opposed to receiving submissions from fans for potential artists stay delayed? Thank you
so much. You know what this is this is not this is actually how
I primarily did merch for a long time, and I think it's probably it's
it is just it's not an idea that we're opposed to, especially like for
the future. At least I'm speaking for me. I guess I can't speak
for everybody else, but like, there are great artists out there, and
obviously would make sense to look to the audience and the talents of people in
the audience for certain designs if they think that they have something cool and maybe
hear out of pitch like that makes a ton of sense to me. The
only thing is for right now, we're starting kind of limited, so I
wouldn't necessarily say that like that would happen super soon. But I mean,
aren't some of our merch designs that are coming, like aren't they from listeners
I'm pretty sure, right, or at least like followers of ours. Yeah,
So so that is that is ultimately the formula, But like whether or
not that'll look we realistically we can't accept every single pitch. We can't accept
every single merch thing. But well, I mean that's okay, problem that
on them out that was the only thing because I'm like there's there'll probably a
lot of submissions, and then we obviously can't use the vast majority of them.
And so that's where I that's the only thing that I was like,
how could we How could we remedy that? Because of course having a bunch
of unless people are okay with that going in, like you know, moving
forward, that they're okay with just submitting something knowing that there's a high probability
that it won't be you just because of how many people might actually submit art,
you know, where people just like I'm just happy to I'm just happy
to be a part of this. I'm just happy to contribute. Then it's
like great, but I just don't want people to be upset, like fuck
they didn't use mine. It's like, well, I mean, we can't
have fucking twenty designs of shirts, you know what I'm saying, you know,
not at first that like at some point and we do have to retire
something because like it gets it gets crowded, and then it just gets unusual,
like you have to like certain retire certain designs and put certain there's a
there's a rotational formula that it was into that. But yeah, I mean
I would say that if you're a talented artist and you have some ideas and
you have some like a portfolio of stuff, or like maybe you have something
that you drew for us that you think might make good mercher or whatever,
like yeah, I mean send it to that you we'll check them out.
Sorry, No, I want. I love love sacred symbols, insignia.
I love your guys's logo. I love how it looks on the shirt.
It's good. I was thinking like maybe some fucking artists out there could give
us something that is just you know when you look at it, like that
ship, that shit looks fucking rad, and then people you know, like
have that same type of energy. Uh that that's I think that that would
be a cool thing to see what people could whip up, you know,
No dicks, though, Like, let's let's be really is it, because
I already know that some motherfuckers are. That's what I wanted. I wanted
just penises, all phallick, just fucking phallic symbols. I mean, well,
okay, maybe has one special edition. Be one special edition. It
will be a tank that's clearly like phallic. Like we'll have we'll have like
ten limited We'll have like ten ten ten of them for sale and then yeah,
you got it right, we'll figure it out. The merch shop is
in place. I'm still waiting on certain things, but uh, we're pretty
much. I would say we're pretty much. It would literally take less than
a day once I get everything that I need to get to get all this
sorted. So right, the merch shop is impending, So look out for
that on Patreon specifically, that's where we'll launch it first, just to make
sure that everybody knows what's there and gets in. But yeah, thank you
for your write in the cock Wizard, nice oh Man. Monday, Monday
left me st broken, Tuesday I was I was through with groping. Wednesday
my aching balls were broken Thursday, waiting for come? Is that is that
the cure? Because it doesn't work. I don't know if I'm not picking
up on it. It's campy, you know what I mean? Like Monday
left me stroking, Tuesday, I was through with groping. Wednesday, my
aching balls were broken Thursday, waiting for come. I guess that's it.
But like it's it's too you're playing fast and loose with the syllables there,
Like it's it's not quite right. Unless this is something else that is vast
and loose. Anyway, he wrote in I'm not going to read that name
again. Would you rather have to beat a smallish monkey to death every week
for the rest of your life with your bare hands, or never eat chicken
again for the rest of your life, you fucking freak. I don't know.
This is kind of tough for me. This is a difficult one for
me. I don't know, break those motherfucker's heads and half. I'd grab
my little next dy'd be like doing all that little thing. I would just
shove my thumb hard. This mining poppa heads. You're a fucking you're if
it was the thing about it, if it was if it wasn't for chicken,
I don't know if I would get enough protein to survive, because I
don't really I don't know, Like I like, like red meats fine,
but like I'm not kind of aging out of it. I eat beans and
rice. But there you can I do. But like, there's just you
can't just shut up, shut up. The sounds stupid. Actually did yesterday
massacre a monkey every day? I'm sorry, every every day. Monkeys a
year, Monkeys a year, that's not that many monkeys. Man, sometimes
you can double up, like send me, send me six monkeys? How
many how many small? How many small monkeys have you killed already? You
know it's crazy, No, cap not kidding. My saw my grandma kill
a monkey? Why was she killing? There was a little bit monkey.
It came in house my grandma my father's side, saw her grab it,
slam it against the floor twice and it was dead. Was I was like,
nice Grandma? That is that's the old cool origin story. That's the
origin story for for like another monkey that was watching from like afar. It's
like that scene in Spider Verse where king Kin like is bashing is like,
now that monkey won't go in to human houses, No, it won't come
out you see. How would you feel How do you feel, Kingston?
How do you feel Kingston? If if oh my god, how do you
feel if the if that monkey, if that that other monkey saw your grandmother
do that to that to to that monkey, and that monkey came up with
this plan to slowly to slowly get back at her by like poisoning her like
over over the course of like many many years. I mean, I'd be
impressed by the monkey. Very good work, monkey, very good work,
kill it, and then I would do the same thing to it again.
I'd slam against the floor and kill it. But then that's a cycle of
violence. And then the Last of Us? Who teach you anything? Yeah,
but still I don't care. Still a pretty good I'm a much better
writer than I thought I was. That's what that taught me. Better better
he was on podcast. Actually it was interesting, was he really? Yeah,
he's just an easy I know Colin knows him personally, he's I think
he's probably like an interesting guy, like I don't know, but I think
I think that was running defense for the Last of Us Part two? Is
that why you? I think? I don't think so. I think I
think he genuinely just loved like he loved the original Last like the original Last
of Us. I think it's his favorite game ever, and that was before
he knew him. So I think he just genuinely loves it. Fame ever.
Yeah, he like that game. Man. We did a we did
well. Actually, I don't know if that's necessarily true. It might be
like it probably like if you asked him, it would be mega man.
But like Last of Us, I think is probably in his I think in
his opinion I think, in his opinion, it's the greatest game ever made,
and I think the Last of Us two might have superseded it in his
mind. But I can't. I don't know. It's been we we've talked
in and out of these conversations so many times that I'm not even necessarily sure.
I don't remember the specifics. But we did a we did a show,
a live show where we we pitched the most our most overrated game of
all times. It was like one of the last I think it's like the
last live show that we did and mine was the Last of Us and uh
interesting, really last was over like Call of Duty. Nobody likes call I
think I think maybe I think Fortnite is overrated. I think that Fortnight is
overrated. It's not nobody for a period of time, one hundred percent was.
It's it's just a thing. It just does. You shoot and build,
and that's that's it. I think more like not anymore, right,
like form is not overrated anymore. I really, I actually stand by.
I think Fortnite is a great video game, and I think it's one of
the best video games that can be played with a bunch of your friends.
I stand by that one hundred percent. I think it's like it's up there
with like Halo and like Fusion Frenzy, like Mario Party from me. Now,
can I say something? My friends is amazing? Can I say something?
Seriously, It's been a while since we've talked about this, but I
sincerely do not think in my life that I have had more fun playing a
game with friends as I have with as I have had with hell Divers too.
I I sincerely cannot believe how fucking fun that game is and how universal
of a net it's catching, like it's catching like there. I just found
out that I have like family members who don't play video games who are like
what is this? And they're playing They're like level fucking their level fucking like
twenty something, and I'm like, this is insane that this is happening with
a game like this, because it came out of fucking nowhere. I watched
Kingston play the fucking tutorial while he was falling falling asleep, and it was
hysterical, insane, insane. The ship I was hearing in my half awake
moments was my blowing. It was you know, it was turning me conservative.
It was like yeah, yeah, only America, only America only US.
The marketing was brilliant, and I feel like it it uh. I
think uh because Structure Troopers is one of those movies, for example, is
I always felt was kind of underappreciated in a way that like they made too
many. That's why, dude, people are they made way too many of
those? Watched the other ones, I know, watch something three of them.
I watched three of them personally myself came back after a while, I
thought I saw like probably five minutes of that because I'm like, oh Rico's
back, and I was like, I don't care, because it's like it's
just no clue, no clue at all that they were even there. I
always, in my in my head up until this very moment, I'm thirty,
only ever assumed there was only one Starship Troopers movie. There's like four.
I said, good, that's good. That's how you should keep it.
Well, like erase this little conversation. And because that's how I feel
about Matrix. I feel Matrix that the other movies to me exist like this
didn't happen, they did it. If anyone to talk to me about it,
I'm completely I have no idea what they say, it just shoveled down
these some to the floors steel. That's how I feel about Halo after Reach.
It's like, what do you mean? What are you talking about?
It's not what do you mean? It's over. That didn't have a little
prequel you're saying. You're saying, you're saying master Chief evolve, like got
evolved by a ghost hologram alien. Did you say master Chief went super Saiyan.
That's not true, So fucking that's not true. Stuff. I don't
know. But what the hell are you talking about? Oh yeah, I
don't know, man, No, no, no, we were talking.
Well, we we came. We got here somehow from the monkey. And
in the Chicken conversation, Yeah, yeah, yeah, shout out to Grandma.
Grandma, you killed the funk out of that monkey. Put the monkey.
I don't know if I could. I don't know if I could give
up chicken. But I also don't know if I could take the life of
a monkey, because a monkey feels so close to a person. I feel
like I would not even slightly to me. They're so cool. You don't
think a monkey has humanity? No, it's not a human. No,
but you know what I mean? Right, you know what I mean when
I say it, they're closer than other things. Yeah, I'd still kill
it because I could kill a human too. I wouldn't be happy, but
I wouldn't. I would have killed the monkey and smile. I wouldn't like
kill the monkey it turned to the camera and do like a sonic thumbs up.
But i'd be like that, and I go some chicken ass, say
something I feel. I feel like a monkey. I feel like like a
middle aged monkey is closer to a person than a baby is. You know?
No, No, I wouldn't say I think so. I think absolutely.
I think absolutely. I think my baby's manners make no sense in comparison
to a monkey. What we're gonna say that there? No, I would
just say for me, the problem is the the innocence of the creature.
I don't want to kill a monkey, just like I don't want to kill
a baby, like I can kill a grown ass human. There's there's a
handful of humans on this earth that I feel like we'd be so much better
off if they were dead. So that's problem. But like a baby,
and and or like a defenseless animal, or maybe not defenses, Maybe give
the monkey a knife, and I'll feel like like threatened, but like felt
likely a small, little defenseless monkey, like you want to snap it,
snacker, slam it on the floor. That is wild man, that monkey
by its a little fucking neck, and I would fucking squeeze. I would
squeeze this monkey's I'm squeezing toothpaste out of a fucking out of a fucking toothpaste
thing. I would kill a monkey in a heartbeat, I feel, I
feel I would. I don't care. I would have to. I would
have to let it attack me first. I would have to feel some justification
I would have to be. I would have to I would have to egg
it on. Basically, i'd have to be like, yo, attack me,
because I can't kill you if you don't attack me, right, But
that's the only way that I can't. That's the only way that I feel
like I could kill a monkey is in self defense. I could never just
walk up to a monkey mining its own business and then fucking twirled around by
its neck and fucking slam into a fucking garbage disposal. That seems so needlessly
brutal. I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that either, obviously,
But I could kill a monkey, like it's not obvious to me that you
it's not obvious to me that you can do it. I wouldn't go I
wouldn't go thrill. No, no, no, no, I wouldn't.
There's difference. I wouldn't murder a monkey. I wouldn't go out and hunt
and stalk and serial kill monkeys. But I could kill one to preserve my
right to eat chicken. Yes, I do that. Yes, until I
think it's the best of me. Yeah, I would be able to do
it, all right. I mean I think I think, honestly, as
much as I need chicken and as much as I want chicken, I don't
in my heart of hearts, I don't think I have it in me.
I don't think I can do it. So I think I'll give up chicken.
I'll focus on I'll focus on like I don't know, yeah, and
and and and abstain from beef, pork, all the other poultries that are
available. Chickens better, it is better proach, it's better protein, th
and like not it's like there's not it's better than like turkey and stuff like
that. But I mean, hey, have fun, dude, have funny
in your in your fucking your your cumb your cum adult steak yourself. Why
couldn't I eat chicken? You eat because he's yeah, it's not chicken,
though I generally agree. I don't know, I think it it's sometimes it
just depends sometimes like us yeah, like uh man, sometimes like the right
smoked ribs or just like holy ship, so are delicious. That's true,
but I'd rather I kind of eat it with like chicken, but then also
like you know, like it's but yeah, chicken is the default. It's
just it's easiest to work with. It is the It is the most versatile
as well too. There's so much, isn't it the isn't it the healthiest
for you technically among like the main like because I know beef chicken, white
chicken is very good for you, it's not. I thought it was dark.
It's very lean. I mean it's breast is more lean than like say
a lot of the dark meat, because a lot of dark meat has a
way more fat surrounding it. But it's dark meat. I was always under
the impression that dark meat was better for you. I don't think there's I
don't think dark has more fat. I just think that dark meat in general,
since it's by the by the thighs, that has way more fat surrounding
it. So usually when people use thigh meat, there's a lot more fat
on it than just like a breast. Yeah, so I think it's just
more lean. I felt I felt bad all this time for no reason because
I was like, oh, man, I know dark meat's better for me,
but I really like the white meat. So I'm gonna keep eating the
white meat. Thinking that I was doing myself like genuine damage the entire time.
That's crazy choosing. Yeah, Like usually whenever the people trying to eat
the healthiest they do, they do chicken breast because it's the leanest. Yeah.
So it's just like, yeah, so usually they don't do like chicken
thighs and legs, and because usually there's a lot of fat, well,
legs, there's not much fat on it, but the thighs for sure,
that's where most of the fat is. Yeah, people are eating that.
Man. I love a chicken katsu because they did the chicken thighs and they
bought fucking battery. That sh it's crazy. Oh my god, curry as
we're done here. As soon as we're done here, I'm eating that now.
Yeah, I got a Japanese curry place right up the street from me.
Some I think, some influencers, some piece of shit, narcs,
because that place used to be empty, and the last two times it's fucking
packed, and then those people. That's such a double edged sword, isn't
it, Because it's like you want your you want them to do well,
you want them to do well, you want them to stay around so they
don't go away. But then if they get too good, there's something that
happens. I do notice that where it's like either like they skimp on ingredients
or something changes, or like, I don't know, I'm really worried.
My my biggest fear is that Gus's world famous fried chicken gets so popular that
it's or so exceedingly popular that it gets significantly worse. It was crazy.
I had chicken from a place called Fixin's in downtown LA that is so good
it makes us look made. That's pretty not even made fine, it's so
good there. I wouldn't see. I wouldn't necessarily, I don't disbelieve that.
I think the only thing that gives me pause of that recommendation coming from
you is that you are a raising canes, SIMP, I'm not raising I'll
eat I'll eat raisin canes. That's not a number one you said that number
one chicken you said on the podcast at least like like almost number one.
My number one chicken is probably like Mama's fried chicken from the Bronx, like
mamas are Kennedy's. I remember you saying that, like raising canes like made
Mama's taste like diarrhea. Okay, now before see before there was a period
of time where my brain was almost like maybe I might have said I really
like raisin canes, but not that I think about it, there's no way
because that's what every time, by the way we did this to you almost
got me. You almost got me every every every single, every single time
like we bring this up. He was like, yeah, keasy, you
said you love raising games and you're like that. And then there's part of
you that's like, did I because I don't remember before before gone, So
I'm like, all right, cool, did he get me? And then
I'm like, all right, he's still talking. I'm gonna bring before it
just goes away. Yeah, that is We're gonna keep we canna keep doing
it. By the way, and uh, there's a place called Louisiana Chicken.
There's a lot of them all over LA, but there's a couple of
spots that are particularly they do it just right. I gotta bring that chicken
over so you guys can taste it, because it's another one of those places
that like, you absolutely don't neat sauce. You don't eat sauce actually ruins
the chicken in my opinion, where it's like we went there. We went
there and there were these biscuits and they had greape jet. They had grape
butter that you put on the biscuits. I took one bite and I had
to stop because I was like, I'll never stop eating this. It was
so delicious. I don't know, I don't know. People made like flavored
butters, Like really, people made like a bunch of flavored butters. Yeah,
dangerous. This is the most dangerous thing I've ever throwed of. Butter
is straight fat. Is this straight up holy fat. You cannot have that
as a thing that tastes too good because butter is like mid you know,
Butter's like it's gonna be my toast. But flavored butter is insane. Guys.
You guys, go to the pantry. Go to the pantry in downtown
LA. It's just the old pantry. The only thing that's worth getting there
are the pancakes. I think there's I literally think there's drugs in there because
I've never had any nothing. I don't know. I want to, like,
guys, I want to steal the recipe because it's fucking let's do it.
I think there's drugs in them. I just think there's drugs in it,
because it's that with a little bit of butter and there's syrup. Nothing
better, there's no better flavor. This is making me so hungry, it's
unreal. Yeah, because we're gonna move on. I I cause I can't
just leave right. I would eat so like, we gotta move on.
Papa Jesus wrote it, and he says, hey, they're you hilarious.
Homo's no question, just a fun fact of this time. In the recent
episode to twelve, you made fun of old Europeans for being so filthy,
but this is only partially true. The Vikings actually took really good care of
their bodies and especially hair. English women were infatuated by them because their beautiful
hair and how good they smelled. Which caused the english Men to hate them.
That would. I don't know how true that is, but it would.
I could believe that, ieve because I don't really Probably when I'm thinking
of like smelly Europeans, I'm not thinking of Scandinavians. You don't think of
the top ones, do you think of? Do you think of the central
ones? Yeah, I'm thinking of the fucking Western the the the large conquerors
that just did not take care of themselves at all because their filth would kill
most of their enemies. A bath of month was kind of like the average
Like, dude, that is the insane thing. Like we taught them how
to bathe, We taught them to bathe. That is so un I'm just
like one one. Yeah, try try going without a week to try it
like this, it would be hell. It would be like absolute hell,
going an entire week without showering and and no cheating. You can't use any
like baby wipes to like fucking no, no, no no, Like because
all the time, showering is a remedy for me, Like showering calms me
down, like it's a mental thing along with it, Like I have to
get shower to cool myself, to shower, I'll have a pan. I
would have like panic attacks probably holy shit, Like I do it to like
comments like after a tough day, you know you're going to get a shower.
It's it soothes your aching joints, It calms you down and get out
here, like all right, cool, I'm refreshed. I'm ready to go
back to the world. Yeah. Yeah, but that was the last time.
When was the last time? Let me genuine question, how how what
is the longest period you've gone without showering and how old were you generally when
when that was the case. Maybe when I was like nineteen, I was
really depressed about a breakup, and I went like three days without showering.
I think I was in my room just three days. It was a summer
though, so definitely I was definitely wreaking. But yeah, I'm sure as
a kid when I didn't have, like you know, my homewnes won't raging
and so I didn't have I wasn't even using deodorant yet, I'm sure I've
skipped some fucking absurd time because it didn't really matter. Yeah, but as
like post uh puberty, I don't really have any memories of probably going more
than two days was because like I've skipped a day, sure, the day
that happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like I think that two
I don't think I could go past two days, I think at that point,
and it's just you're kind of at maximum. I'm at maximum, Like
dude, if you like just whip your dick out to piss like that shit,
Like I'm like, oh man, I got I Like, I'm so
sweaty, like it's it immediately I have to shower because it hits me in
the face and I can only imagine whoa you're having, Like I mean,
because that's just like if you don't because I know some people actually they put
a yildren all over there, like and not anti pressprint, but just like
reiar yildren. They put it all over their body like they'll put like yeah,
the and so maybe it's but I the way that I was raised,
I never did that, so I would shower regularly to not get extra sweaty.
So I don't know, man, yeah, maybe I'm like I just
can't remember. What do you got? Yeah, I feel like it was
like probably like I must have been like a kid kid like maybe like nine
or eight or ten, like one of those, and I think the longest
iime went was like maybe like four days. I think I remember specifically because
I was like, I don't I hate I didn't like showering, Like I
didn't like it, Like it was like an annoyance. It would take me
away from like everything that and like there's also that feeling of like when you
get out of it and you're fucking freezing, it's just like this sucks.
It's so uncomfortable, like I hate this. But yeah, I think that
was probably like the last time. And then like obviously like you missed like
a day or like you miss days sometimes. But remember when showering imagine remember
when it became showering and not bathing, and how much less fun it was
immediately. I was so disappointed when I could no longer take baths. I
was sad, like I was like, actually, like I still take baths.
I don't take bath I can't fit in a bath even myself, though
the average bathtubs are not like they're not they're like not designed for like average
human adults and to fit in there comfortably in the way that say, even
if I'm in there, the water super shallow or it's gonna like, oh,
you know, it's I'm bi can't even stretch out all the way.
And so it's even if you go to a fucking hotel, there's only only
like say usually like the fancier suits have like a good fucking bath that you
know, it's it's bullshit. I don't know. Pisses me off. Like
when I see the video the movies people like both couples in the bathtub and
I'm like, what are they in? That's not real, that's real.
I've done that. I've been in a bat I've been in a bathroom.
I've been in I remember I went I went to this girl's house that I
was dating, and we we did that and it was like I can't believe
that this is that there's even a tub that's big enough for this. So
she's crazy, Like where the was shorter than you, No, she was
taller. It was a big tub. It was a big tub. But
like it was also like there were I don't want to get to. It
was like it was like a place that they were saying temporarily, so they
were like kind of put up in like a really good spot for like a
period of time. And I was just like Yo, this is this bathroom
is fucking crap. And it had a shower on the other side. Yeah,
that was That was when I couldn't leave, like a standing shower.
I do remember the kind of think of it. I was in. I
was in a fancy house in Sedona and some uh some funny enough we were
talking about tender earlier. This was long story short. I was living in
a loft at my friend's apartment and so his parents actually lived to this house.
And this was the most awkward shit ever because this chick was like,
oh, like, let's smash, and I'm like, I don't have any
fucking doors, right, I try anyway, I can't because knowing that the
parents are right fucking there downstairs. Yeah, and then to the right in
the room, I'm fucking like, you know, I'm not I'm not adequately
adequately prepared to smash. She thinks it's her. She's like, oh,
like, you know, like see your self esteem thing. I'm like,
bitch, you're fucking stupid. Anyway, randomly she's like, oh, I
gotta go to Sedona to check on my mom's property because she sells stuff.
Do you want to go? And I'm like, this is weird. Am
I gonna get killed? I literally have known you for like hours. And
I went while the fucking not brought my shotgun. We shot some shit in
the desert, went to the fucking house, and I was so upset with
like the way that rich people live, because like Sedona is a really rich
city. And there was a stone room shower. It was like a completely
stone slab thing seats and everything where people can get the room a shower.
It was like half of like of it's the size of a room, but
it's like it's not the whole room though, So the bathroom part of the
bathroom was like the size of a decent room where you can just congregate and
sit down and pop open some beers. Then there was another shower that was
its own thing and it was massive, a guest shower had the stupidest design
I've ever seen. It was the longest shower. It was the long The
shower was probably ten feet long. I didn't even understand how this worked.
And then it this weird little trickle down thing where it was shaved ever so
slightly so it'll just pour into the drain like this weird thing instead of like
having it more at like an angle so it'll just drain fast. But it
was like designed that way to almost look virtually flat, but then it just
slightly curves and it was like a ten. I was like, what the
fuck is this? What is this for? I don't know, fucking five
million dollar house and I was like, this is so stupid, giant tog
that would have been amazing. I wouldn't even know what you're doing. That
ship man like took the house and that is That's it. That is that
is my main decision, Like it is one of the it is one of
the prime decisions on what like that I was looking for. When I was
trying to find like an apartment, I was like, I want central air
and I want a tup Like I don't because to me, because do you
remember when we lived in what is it? Me and Kingston lived in this
building? Uh, it's a long long It was a long apartment. It
was like the first apartment was the first apartment that we lived in when we
first started doing the show. And my bathroom, like the bathroom for everybody
else had a tub or whatever, but like my standalone like master bathroom had
a standing shower and I didn't think it would bother me until like I lived
there for a long time and it was like god damn, I just really
want to relax and like soak and I can't. I have to stand in
the shower and just like fucking annoyed. It's so annoying. So like now
it's like that's like a prime thing. And also sing with hotels, like
if if I'm if I have to be put up somewhere and I have to
go somewhere, it's like it's got a I need a tub in that room.
Right. If I'm gonna be on a plane, if I'm gonna be
on a plane for fucking hours at a time and then I'm gonna get off
and then I'm gonna go to the into this hotel, I'm gonna want to
I'm gonna want to get clean, and I'm certainly not gonna want to fucking
stand during Yeah, me through my hourly panic attacks at the fucking in a
plane the full time, having severe panic phone. I hate flying, bro,
because that's what I always hear people take for that ship I go through
on planes. Man, Yeah, I'm just a plane twitch and crying,
shaky. I mean, what if you if you take like say if you
were to take it. You don't, we don't. We don't fly very
often. So would it be an issue if you took it, like say
that seldomly, Like say, oh, that's the issue. The issue.
The issue is that it would you you can't get the you can't get the
quantity that you would need for that. Like how often do you fly realistically?
Yeah, yeah, like let's just say five times your max max and
then you get like so you get a like a thing of pills and then
you'd have like it would it would expire probably by the time you were halfway
under your flights, so like yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah,
so fries the brain if you do it too much. But uh,
what were we talking about? Oh yeah, thank you for the for the
fun fact Papa Jesus about the Vikings and oh right, how English people are
fucking the worst. Praise the praise the Vikings and their bloody and all that
ship praise. Let's see. I hate this. I hate this name.
I'm not I'm going to say this, but only because they this is the
name of the person R. I. P. K. David nineteen fifty
six and twenty twenty four. Don't fuck with that. Don't fuck with that
juju. That's disgusting and crazy thing to say. The fact that you probably
thought that's funny is crazy. The worst. We will get you. We
will get you, We will get you. It's coming. He says,
Hello, gay, Hispanics and normal black man Jesus welcome. Uh that was
me question. That was a nice question. When do you guys think Dragon
Ball should have ended? Person? I say, should have happened with the
Battle of Gods. But what say you? I think the to ze should
have ended. It doesn't need to be there, doesn't need to be anymore.
I don't I don't get the whole I'm saying. Super was fine,
was fine. I love the stuff beyond Super. I think it's actually really
cool, but it's unnecessary. I think, I can you still enjoy it?
But I'm like, oh, this should have ended after this should have
ended after what you call it, Like like after they they beat Boo a
little time skip with pan flying around like that, it's like, all right,
cool, new generation, it's over now. Yeah. It's kind of
how I feel about Halo in that way where it's like I like Halo Infinite
and it's like there's subparts of it that I'm like this, that's better,
better than five and four whatever, But like you had to trudge through.
We had to trude through so much bullshit to get here that it almost doesn't
count anymore. Like go Han's the main character. Again. I love that
Gohands really heavily focused on this series right now. Really cool. Unnecessary though,
yeah, totally literally don't need it. It was great and it just
made everything all the just super Saiyan. Like I even Super Sayan three I
thought was kind of stupid. I just was kind of like I I'm I
I think I would have charged up a charge of Super saiyaning like Super Saying
two. It is cool. Then all of a sudden, you grew your
hair like a fucking it just it just started getting stupid where I'm like,
let's contain it within this, let's let's contain it, let's end it.
And then and then it just now there's fucking what is it ultra instinct,
like get the fuck out of here, dude, Like I look at I
watched, I watched like all of that stuff, and that one stupid alien
guy that what was his name that was like the strongest ever. Yeah,
that ship I was just like I yeah, is that when the universes are
battling. I just come on, guys, just stop, please stop,
please stop all this stuff. We grew up with this so meaningless, so
meaningless. I don't agree with that. When Goku became a Super saying you
know, uh, fucking for the first time, that is such an insignificant
moment now compared to how weak like they would fucking like from that, that
mustache idiot would fucking squash them, you know what I'm saying, Like,
it's just like the little kids, little kid Go ten would beat the flaming
funk out of Super saying Goku throwing fucking he would beat him to death,
even beat him to that. It would even be close. It's just it
just sucks, man, because I feel like respecting that as the closest and
then like Super Saiyan to just kind of a charged of version. I felt
like that was good. I just felt like that was good, and it
would have it wouldn't have felt like this. What what do you think there's
gonna be something past ultra instinct like that? Why would they stop? The
fuck? Are they gonna call it this time? What are they gonna do
this time? They're not even their hair isn't even changed anymore. They just
have jizz on them. It's just like a jizz aura And that's all it
was, right if I remember correctly. Yeah, it's just it's it's what
do you do? Gohan's hair turned white and got really big thing like you
like like remember the Kids next Door parody when number four or he went super
sayd his hair was the side of a building almost that is exactly what happened
to go. Actually, the thing about it really ultimately is that you are
these characters are getting so strong, Like I remember in the base, like
in original Dragon Ball Z and like the first season in the Saying saga,
Gohan had to like focus just to see where Yamcha and a cybermen were like
because they were moving so fast that they were basically yam and a cybermen.
So like, how how much stronger can you possibly be? Or how much
faster can you possibly be than imperceptibly fast? Like it's it's what, I
don't know, it's it's yeah, it's it's power pay It just made a
lot of that insignificant, but it it doesn't make it insignificant to me just
because like I just consider it like it's and we also it happened so long
after we live through it, but it also like it happened so long after
that there's no way that like a Kuratoryama. When he was writing, Z
was thinking like ultra instinct fucking you know what I mean? So it's right,
so it all feels like a very like deeply like an afterthought anyway,
So like to me, it's just like, yeah, all right, he
goes all to instringt. But that's like fucking fan fiction Goku, Like I
could, I could give a fuck less what happens to fan fiction Goku Go.
They think could come out with a new Dragon Ball fucking super episode where
Goku's a pedophile, and it wouldn't change my mind about fucking Goku because that's
not Goku. That's just some new moment, that's new Go. Who doesn't
understand, who doesn't understand what that he he there's this moment where like Figea
was like, you you know, you don't know what a kiss is?
Right right? Right right? I forgot about that, Like dude, how
did you so did you even? How did I need to know? Because
of this man, this man passionlessly pounded come into this woman staring. We
didn't even know the pressure that what if he just came in in her He's
like, oh you need this. He just gave it to He just gave
it to Gi Sam can come. SAMs can come on demand. In fact,
they come on demand. Here you go buy big gummies. And then
just gave it to her. And then he just went and got a fight
and he would fight like gas, like hitting that pussy good. So at
least there's that, at least we know, like he's fucking hitting them corners
and those walls. You know, there was a moment in Dragon Ball Z
where NAPA came to and he destroyed all of Earth's military. That was badass,
like sucking up the jets and ship NAPA, but he destroyed the whole
entire planet's military, all of it all, Napa. There was no way
to say that is like thirty years ago. Think of it right now,
Think of right now. If you little Pan, the little baby Pan could
beat Napa, that little baby Pan would she can't stand up yet already Vegeta
was already capable of blowing up the world, like when he got there literally
season like yeah, literally, and the Lily and then Mahan book comes here
is like he could destroy galaxies. It's like, all right, what do
you mean that's too much? Do you know what a galaxy is? Really
like? It's like, do you really know what a galaxy is? Like?
Actually, actually, do you know what that is? If you would
say something that third, yeah, I do, Like I don't know.
I liked I liked the concept of like kid Boo as this as this,
like as this like manifestation of evil and just like just like all of that.
I thought that was cool. I liked that there was a villain that
had like no, there was like a force in nature. That's cool,
but like it, you know what I mean? Like personally, I would
have been fine after the Cell saga, Like I would have been fine with
that was a projected, actual ending that Toyama really wanted. Actually that's what
he was. It felt fine like around that time, because yeah, who's
gonna And then I didn't really like Gohan beating perfect Cell. I didn't like
that just it just it didn't like the amount of it didn't it was it
got a little bit weird where it's like, oh, I'm here in spirit
to help you out, but not really actual energy and he beat him with
one hand versus perfect cell. It didn't it didn't really that that was fair.
I was okay, to be fair, it wasn't exactly that. Geta
helped a lot in that help. Vegeta help, Piccolo helped and helped.
Uh, they all helped out, to be fair. The reason why Gohan
was put in that predicament was Vegeta. Again, Vegeta just being useless and
trying to flight. It ain't getting slapped, couldn't walk. That moment was
ridiculous. But I'm so hard he couldn't move, that's true. But without
that, without that Vegeta, yeah, Vegina basically beat cell. I don't
know about. Basically, Vegeta. Virgina gave Gohan the moment to use his
full power to be able to over Yeah, but Gohans still wasn't using his
full power. That's the thing. He still wasn't using his full power,
and that annoyed me because I was like, Gohan, seriously, dude,
enough's enough when the fight, like, when your fight going this guy.
The only reason that I accept uh the boot saga, outside of the fact
that it's just fun, it's just a ridiculous, funiculous. It is the
most fun by far. Actually literally it's a lot of it's a lot of
fun. There's like superheroes and fucking mind, it's fucking ridiculous. There's there's
talking like semen, it's absurd. But there's like speeches in that in that
saga that I think kind of trounce a lot of the stuff from earlier on,
even if those sagas are better so and that's really pulls it up,
Like the speeches are just so fucking good that it's like, Okay, you've
earned You've earned all of this ridiculousness in some way. But there was a
lot of just like yeah, at the at that point, I was I
don't know that. It's like why gold Freeze, Like the moment, the
moment when they're like doing Roberts fights Booze, like how long do you need?
If only I had one minute and just like one minute against that thing
is like an eternity, I guess I'll do it. And I'm like,
because it was that season was that season felt like dragon Ball again. It
felt like dragon Ball again, where it was just like it was a comedy
show. A lot. There was a lot of moments that were just funny,
freaking go on, calling Super Bowl retard and punching him in the head
to hardest eyes came out of the sockets. Like moments like that were just
like, this is a lot of really, really, really funny moments.
I've seen that retard. I've seen that image of like the subtitle saying you
retard, But like, is that real he calls him a retard? Yeah,
Like, is there a footage of that, because because it came out
in the nineties and you could say that in the nineties, is there footage
of all the DVDs he says retard? He says retard. There's no English
dub of him saying retard, that's for sure. There is not. There
is. I think he called him a retard and all in the original sets.
If you bought the Blue Rays back when they were probably first coming out,
you could probably find it because you were watching it and he said retard
in English. Yeah, I really I just feel like that they wouldn't.
I mean, that's great if that if that I love that, If that's
true. I know he says it in Japanese, and he says it in
Japanese. Yeah, of course they don't give a fuck. I don't care.
There there's no little girl in Japan. Yeah it's not real. This
isn't real. It's not really I can't find it. So anyway, Yeah,
that's that's that. I don't know what the fun we read to get
us here, but oh yeah, the how we feel about Z where it
should have been oh yeah at Z at the end of Z, he should
have been fine. I thought him going to train group was dumb, but
like whatever, it's like, do you think any chance to leave my family?
Do you think this would have happened? Do you think super would have
happened if if G didn't happened? Do you feel like GT was so bad
that they're like we got to just do something like's lit's Do you think actually
that is true? I do think there is a I do think there is
an aspect of it where it's just like we can't leave with that. I
think people over exaggerate how bad GT is often. I'll be honest, I
don't like it. I don't think I think people over exaggerate how bad I
don't. I don't think it's good. I don't think it's good by no
means. I think it's good, but I think people over exaggerate how bad
it is. It's just fun. It's what it is. Looks exaggerated.
It's been well over a decade since I watched it, because I watched it
again in the twenty tins. I remember I watched it and I watched in
the twenty tens and then I was like, I don't like this, give
it another shot. But from what I remember, I do not like it
at all. I hate I think Super Satyan four is so stupid. Uh,
there's so there are so many problems. There are so many problems.
You didn't like Dominican kid Gokul. You didn't like dark skin Kid Gokul.
He was sucking his ship and I was like, why is he soare Dominican
Goku bro shiny too? I don't know what the didn't you didn't like?
You didn't like Go Go Vegeta with the chaplain mustache killed the gay people or
virgin when he killed gay people? Did you guys notice that remember that part
where he like literally remember that? I don't remember. Some guys was like
throwing. He was in a car with his daughter and they were like,
hey, it's hey beautiful. How was it going and he was like,
I'm with my dad. We're not talking to you, bitch. And then
Vegeta drives over to them and pulls the steering wheel off, and they drive
off the cliff. You remember that that is real. That is real.
That is that does happened. Don't remember that is Honestly, that's the only
part of the of GC that I liked and endorsed wholeheartedly. It was it
was Vegeta. I like, before whatever he goes for against gay people,
he's just fighting this gay guy at full hour, a regular human with the
blitzweight. We gotta kill this gay person. Yeah, I don't know.
GT was just I I I just felt like the vibe was just entirely wrong
with it. Like I didn't like peel offf being there. I didn't like
it. I didn't like that it was kid Goku and Pan and Trunks.
It was just such a like, it was just such an The ensemble just
didn't make any fucking like, I don't want to see these people hanging out
at all, quite frankly, like I don't want Goku. Yeah it's yeah,
it's it's just dumb. But uh oh, Grant, my grandpa's younger
than me, It's like, what the fuck is this freaky Friday ship?
Is this dumb bullshit? Nobody wanted to see that too, because everybody that
was watching GT were fucking old. They're a way, they're older. They
were older, they weren't fucking so when do you want to be like,
oh, I want to fucking hang out with kids. We already had Dragon
Ball. Why the I just don't. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie
and say that I didn't think the design form super saying four, while I
thought was really dumb, was also kind of sick. I mean, I
liked, I liked, I liked, I like, I liked yoga,
and I liked to Omega s Enron. But that was it. That was
really it. But there was like baby Vegeta came up and like he was
like it was I'm vegeta but a baby, and it's like, what the
fuck, No, he's vegeta but a toughl he's a tough I forgot a
lot of Yeah, please stop, it's hurting. I like that is there?
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S wrote, and he says, hey, Krusty sock, your own belly
button and your uncle's chin all places where commends up. I guess if you
had the power to go back in time and add into any movie either one
hard R or one penetrative sex scene, what movie and in what scene?
Would you add these things? I love this crazy. I would add the
N word to that scene in Willy Wonka where he's telling you where he's telling
Charlie that he lost you lose, you get nothing, you get nothing good?
Yeah, I think it would fit. It would first of all,
it would fit the tone. Also, it would be jarring as fuck that
deep into the movie for that to happen like that would be if everything was
the same, because it's like, I mean, he did blazing Saddles.
He never said it though he never said it, He never said it once
and saying he never said it one time. The only person that never said
it in that movie, Well he wasn't the only really not even no no,
no, no, I kid you not pretty much everybody else said it
but him. I've seen that movie way too many times there, there's the
citizens are the ones that kept saying it. But like the main said,
the mayor, the mayor said it, the black guys said it. He's
not the other black guys the main said. The main characters didn't say it.
The main character said it, literally said it. The merit said it
as well, he's not. He's not main character. You don't see him
very often. Who characters then, so so obviously uh so Jane and uh
my nigga, let's see uh hetty Lamar Sorry they call them Headley, they
call him Hedley says it really no, absolutely not its main characters. There's
just it's it's it's mostly like the the town people saying it. Obviously,
that frontier guy and the fucking the bell kept going off like you know,
and stuff like that. Like there, there's there's enough of them, but
it's it's it's it's kept relatively to the towns folks because they're so insanely stupid.
That kind of the whole point. Yeah, yeah, it's it's not
as much as you remember if you watch it again, it's well, arguably
some people say it was way too many, but it's only a funny moment
I stand by that point. It's only a comedically well timed moment. The
mayor's reading the the he's reading the thing, and he could he had the
prepared the speech and everything, and he's supposed to say our new sheriff.
But then he says, you know, our new word. That fucking guy
falls down in his chair. The fucking sign. They fucking flip it up,
bart puts it back down, you know. Like So it's it's I
that love that movie. It's so good. I love that. I watched
it with her. Jaw dropped. Her jaw dropped at that movie. She
had never seen. Movie came out and I was like, yeah, people
keep saying like you you can't make this. You can't make this movie anymore.
You can't make and I'm like, well you could, It's just there's
no need. There's no because say, for example, what's his name,
who's the guy that loves shoes? Quentin Tarantino our feet sorry, like he
still throws like Tarantino if he loves it, would just love shoes. I'd
be if it was like he's just obsessed. It's like, look, man,
I got Doc Martin's, I got I got the crocs. I got
everything crocs Uma. Thurman just has some inappropriate shoes on certain scenes, Like
there's like no business he's wearing, so it's just shoes. What inappropriate shoes?
Okay. Tarantino movies have a bunch of inns come on, even modern
day, even modern day, it's crazy, you know, it's crazy.
There a lot of them, Like a lot of them moment to moment.
They kind of make sense relative to what's going on, literally, except for
the one in his most famous movie, that moment it is so unnecessary to
have that word there. Like I've looked at like in my screen in my
screenwriting class, we went through it and my teacher was like, look at
all the time in Django and you know, screenwriting class and the class that
I was literally taking a Dutch community college, not that just odd community college.
We were looking at that movie and you're like, look at this moment.
Yeah, oh what he was And I was just like looking at it,
and he was just like, what is the point of saying is here?
And it's like this is emphasize top set. He is like, yeah,
but it's really not necessary. He get just that's upset he was,
but to say this is not a dead fucking body storage room. There's no
need to throw the ani wid in there, especially in front of this other
black guy that is clearly he didn't have to say that to him. And
I was like, I mean, it does kind of, it does kind
of inform an insensitivity of the character, you know what I mean, Like
it is completely unnecessary at this person. Well, I mean, it's the
movie is inherently unnecessary. It's a it's a movie, you know what I
mean, Like I understand, but every other moment it's said, it's to
emphasize like how shitty of a character they are, or it fits with the
moment to moment interactions of them, and that one scene it is genuinely not
necessary compared to like all the time it's used in Django Django. It's actually,
yeah, but it's necessary. It's not necessary everything, or even in
Jackie Brown, like it's well on Jackie Brown or those movies that it makes
sense because that was thrown around like willy nilly. It was just I would
say, arguably, I think that scene probably could have been better because that
moment was a little distracting. It was from the idea. I don't know,
I feel like I feel like we don't really. I feel like we're
looking at it from like a lens of like when we were kids, and
just like nobody talks like that, and it's like the seventies people, some
people do. It's just there's a brutal Willis movie where he's walking around with
that word on a sign on him. Oh yeah, where he's like in
the like that's Bruce fucking Willis, you know, So like I don't know,
I understand, I understand that. But mat Mueller was for the absurdity.
That's the absurdity that is a different context in the moment that that was
because I think the character of Sam's of Sam Jackson's character the moment, the
character he just displayed himself as throughout that whole entire film would have shot him
in his fucking face back up from the mic you've cunt. Yes, he
would have been like, Oh, you're gonna call me that blam, you're
dad. I'm gonna kill the woman in here too. That's it. It
was just like Jules was very submissive in that in that scene in a way
that say, he kind of reacted to that as if he as if Quentin
Tarantino's character didn't say it where it said it was very distracting because there was
nothing that would insinuate that this guy was some ultra bigot other than that moment
by saying that, it just seemed a little distracting to me. It's not
even like I don't really care at the end of the day, but like,
I feel like that scene because I really do like that scene. I
love the wolf and everything. I just think that that would have been a
fucking excellent scene if that wasn't in there, Like I think it, maybe
the scene could have been a little bit better. But that's that is just
speculation because obviously I think it's a funny scene. It's funny. I think
it's like, damn, it just come on of it cuts a little bit,
It's like that comes out of nowhere. I just think that it's such
an outrageous line of dialogue that like it kind of it's just so out of
pocket that I can't help it be like if it's it just feels so that
is honestly probably my least No, it's not my least faorite quit chance in
the movie, but it's like it's one of it's one of them. I
think that's almost I would say, probably right. It's one of my least
favorites. Yeah, I don't like popular too. I think Once upon a
Time in Hollywood is probably my least favorite. But I I wanted to see
that. Yeah, I saw it once and I was like, I don't
I don't even know if movie gets better the more you watch it. I've
seen it like three times, and I really like it. Now you still
have three times? Okay, wow, not in theaters. I think anybody's
seen that movie three I don't even think Quentin Tarantino's seen that movie three times.
I enjoyed that movie. It's really really cool. It's it's very it's
a very very film film. Lover's film though, Yeah, like you really
film that movie. What's her? What's her name? I like Margaret Kayley
or whatever. She's cool. She's in because she's in Death Stranding. Also,
that's how I know her. But like, I don't know. I
think, yeah, that's that's one of my That's one of the movies where
I'm just I don't know that. In pulp fiction, I like pulp fiction,
but like I don't. I could never see pulp fiction again, and
I'd be totally fine, you know, like I wouldn't I love that movie.
I wouldn't wrestle to see it. I just loved I love Django and
Inglorious and The Hateful A. It. I didn't like this until I saw
it again. I saw The Hateful A the first time that I was like,
this is long and fucking annoying. And then the second time I was
like, oh, this is It's good because like when you don't know how
long, when when you don't know how much, like how long things are
going to go on for that movie is hell. But then when you when
you've seen it already you kind of understand the pace of it, It's like,
oh, this is great. Actually, this is good. I think
has the best rite, Like I think hate Fulate's writing amongst the characters to
each other is really impressive. I think everyone's interactions and they're talks to each
other and like the guy, like the picking each other up along the way
and then all getting stuck in the like very well written story wise. I
think Quentin Tarantino's a racist, foot loving freak that should be. He is
so clearly autistic, though, isn't that isn't that obvious? Yes? Like,
yes, it is I love. What I love about him is that
like he's like, well he no, he doesn't act like Elon. He
he's he's way more charismatic than you on first off. But he will absorb
the personalities of the people around him, like he doesn't like there's this great
interview of him, like with like Samuel accent, like a bunch of other
black actors, and I don't know if it's like for Django or like for
something else, or like just in general, and he's just he's doing this
black scent obviously speaking, but like you can tell, but you can tell.
It's like I don't know, there's something about it where it's like you
could tell. It's like, oh, he's not like making fun he's just
genuinely like enthused people to these people and he's like emulating. It's so funny
because it's like there's like he makes some of the most not vile shit,
but he makes some of the most like you know, visceral movies today in
comparison to a lot of other people. But he's like I look at him
like this child basically try it is. It's tough. I've I've listened to
Pace and it's tough and dude, he wouldn't even like it was so funny.
When most people will kind of like not call people out when they have
a feeling that somebody hasn't read something of theirs or seen something of theirs,
will kind of just let it go. But like he imediately. I think
he had a podcast with Tom Segura, and he immediately like picked up on
that, Oh you didn't read my book, like like kind of like why,
He's like no, and I said, I'm gonna get to it kind
of a thing, and he he focused on it. He autistically focused on
that and like kind of shamed him. And I thought, like, damn,
that is so not how you were supposed to do. You know you
kind of like it's like an awkward thing that you kind of dance around.
Yeah, he's he's good in interviews too. When he loses his ship at
people like, uh, there's that great one where he's talking about violence and
media or whatever and people are like giving him a hard time for like just
being violent. He's just like, it's fun, bitch, it's fun.
Violence is fun. Shut the fuck up. And he's like in a pressure
right thing and it's just like yo, this is wild. He's definitely,
he's definitely twisted. He's definitely he's got definitely firmly planted on that spectrum.
Yeah, firm firmly grasp it. All right, let's get the fuck out
of here. Thank you guys for listening to today's episode of the Snark Tank
podcast. What's Up? What was the question? Did we answer it?
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to Aaron Bushnell's self evelation. You know that's a that's a layered as joke.
You know what's crazy? You write this, You write this down,
but sincerely, And I don't know if this speaks to a certain level of
brain rot that has consumed me. But when I first saw that video,
that is authentically the first thing I thought. I didn't actually think, oh
that's all that's a Will Smith in my head. So I love somebody wrote
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I'm kinda I'm writing a video. I'm writing a political video right now because
I'm trying to get I'm trying to I don't know, I kind of feel
I feel a desire now because things are so so insane and I'm trying to
make it funny. I'm trying to make that whole thing funny and it's kind
of hard. But I think I can do it. I think I can
do it. I think it's not funny, all right, it's not even
remotely funny. Well, there's so many things here's funny. I don't know.
Here's the thing. I think it's it's not that it's not it's not
that it's intrinsically funny. But I do think there is a funniest version of
everything. You can make anything funny. No, no, I mean,
what do you mean. Let me put it this, like if man somebody
like somebody, somebody getting fucked to death is not necessarily funny because it's rape.
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the same things. I don't know what you're arguing. Then, I don't
know what you're arguing. The same thing, not same things. Someone getting
fucked two people. Could they can greeting to have sex and this dude end
up having a baseball bat sized penis and him fucking other person? That death
is kind of funny. Would you let some would let someone know? Why
would somebody put a penis that big inside you? That is like, mister
hand that the fact that he died is not funny, but the fact that
that's right. But that's what I'm That's what I'm saying. So there is
a funny, There is a funny. There's a there's a joke. There
there is no no, it's not that there's a joke, it's just that
there is a funniest there's a there is a Let's let's say that there's only
been a hundred plane crashes throughout history. Let's just say that for the sake
of argument, one of those must be the funniest one. Like one of
them has to be by just nature of you know what I mean, Like
one of them had to be like, oh, I ship myself and then
they and then the plane went out of out of fucking control, you know,
Or even if it's something minor like oh, he fucking slipped up a
little bit, like that's funnier than somebody being like, I'm gonna kill everybody
on this plane, you know what I mean? So like, I just
think there's a funniest version of everything. It's and as far as like self
immolation protests that there must be a funniest self emmolation, and this is I
think it purely because that guy walks over to him with a gun drawn.
That's I think what makes it the funniest one, because it's like, dude,
you're gonna shoot the fire off him? What are you doing? Yeah,
the fact that you look he looked confused, he was like walking over,
he was like, do I do it? That's like aiding your gun
a skeleton. Yeah. Right, But see, I think the way that
you're approaching it, you're doing it on hard mode, opposed to that you
can make anything funny, no matter how fucked up it actually is sure by
sure, you know, Like I said, like the way that you're thinking
about it is kind of like, all right, let me find the funny
in this tragic situation where it's like, well, why not just make a
funny scenario out of this tragic situation right to where because that's really the easiest
thing to do. So you're just hard, which I respect. Yeah,
I like, I mean, I don't. There's the way I feel about
it is that there's a lot of there's a lot of quarterings out there handling
the easy mode for us. So let's uh, let's move on, jolly
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in the drive or whatever. I read that as like, oh cool,
and then I downloaded it and then I put it into garage band and then
it was just the audio for the podcast, and I was like, oh,
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it with you still did it though, you still get It's just like,
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just straight up an album. It's just straight up. That's it. That's
I mean, thank you. It's a good it's a great album. But
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I think the problem with this, uh if I were a rich man,
it's that I think it has too many in here. Maybe that's why.
Yeah, But I think the idea is that you would I think the
idea is that you would just kind of sound it out based on how the
song goes and just kind of inherently understand good nig, good nig when it
start on when it stopped on nig, you wouldn't. It's not it would,
but like I think, I think the idea is that you would even
see that and just kind of understand how it can you just understand Okay.
So I was just trying to like, yeah, okay, fair enough,
fair enough. I just I just feel like, say, I want I
want our audience too, when you guys are doing these things. I want.
Syllables are important. We learned this in like maybe first grade or something.
I think syllables when we really like kind of start to learn about the
dude, I know adults you don't know what syllables are. That's not insane,
like they can't conceptualize it. Actually, that's I don't even know how
you go through life not knowing that. That doesn't make sense to me.
Yeah, I asked, I I had a conversation about it. I know.
That's what really baffles me about it because I tried to explain it in
like because I was explaining like songwriting to someone. I was having a conversation
about songwriting. It was like, yeah, like sometimes I'll just like I'll
do the chord progression and then I'll just like kind of like say gibberish to
fill out the syllables, and then like if I if I figure out something
good, I'll I'll find words to fit those syllables. And then they were
like, well, how like how would you do that? And I was
like, what do you mean how would you do that? I just explained
you had like this whole conversation and it was just like this. It was
so confusing because I was asking him to count the syllables, like how many
syllables this vehicle have? And they were wrong about it, and it's like
two. It's like, no, that is fucking senor. Are you one
of these people? What do you mean so much said too obviously has three?
Why would they what did the Kyle is one? Maybe? Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. It's like, yeah, they're saying in their mind,
it's just interesting to mean, how to learn how to read and not
know what sybils are, because that's I think that's the basis of learning how
to read, because like the teacher would always say sounded out and it's like
right, exactly, yeah, So it's kind of that is interesting that that
would happen. But I guess I'm not that surprised, man, I shouldn't
be surprised at all. I don't know what the fuck I'm even thinking of.
Yeah, yeah, look at where we live, We look at the
world that we're in, of course, like why why why wouldn't yeah,
why would of course? All right, goodbye ladies and nigga men, ladies
and only the ladies. Goodbye. Yeah, man, I'll never leave you,
but only goodbye to the women, ladies and cybermen.