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Do you guys hear did you guys
hear? Welcome to the Stark Tank

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Podcast. Did you hear that H
bomber guy killed? Uh? Do you

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know that H bomber guy killed James
Somerton? Did? Did you see that

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H momber guy killed Jane Sommerton?
Now allegedly potentially who knows, I'm just

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alleged one person named Christopher ra I've
heard I've heard source. So if anybody

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heard sources this for anyone that is
uh, for anyone that is not caught

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up with this, I don't even
think we talked about it on the show

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completely. We completely skipped it.
It was just so it was just so

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outside of gay. I just didn't
want to talk about how gay. It

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was completely I will say everything about
it was completely outside of my interest.

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I didn't give a ship about this
guy. I've never seen this this guy

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before, I've never heard of this
guy outside of my wheel house entirely.

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So there was this huge plagisom scandal
with this guy. H bomber guy did

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this big, big video kind of
taking him down along with other plates.

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And this is several months ago.
Now he came out with an apology video

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kind of immediately after it didn't go
so well. Then he waited a couple

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of months, and I think recently, like in the last couple of weeks,

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he put out or like maybe in
the last couple of days. Even

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as we're recording this, I'm not
entirely sure. He put out a video

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called like a Measured Response, which
was like kind of like a more I

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guess, like a like a beta
tested, focused, group tested apology video.

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I don't know. I didn't watch
it because I don't care. But

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there's speculation. There's speculation that he
might have he might have jumped off a

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bridge or something might be gone backflip, you know which the Golden Bridge,

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which is fucking wild because I'm thinking
as so, I'm thinking of this from

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from the perspective of a content creator, right, and I think about,

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like, man, in if I
made a video that made somebody kill themselves,

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how would I feel, Like,
how would I feel? Especially if

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it's just like a plagiarist, you
know what I mean, it's not even

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like a if it's like dude,
if it's like DP or something like okay,

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good, I'll probably throw like a
party or something. I don't think

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i'd ever feel good. I think
i'd feel like good. Written's boso pedophile.

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I think it's I feel good.
I'll just be like damn, I'm

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I would just know what I'm capable
of. You know. It's like like

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after you put you know, It's
like after you know spossible just hit the

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rock and he was like whoa and
it broke. It'd be like that.

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It'd be like, all right,
no idea, what you're talking about?

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Little power here? You'd feel God
after that, you'd be like real power

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here. Exactly the moment where Myles
Morales hit the rock. What are you

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you know? Like? Whoa?
Remember who broke the rock in half?

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I don't remember. He was smoking
the rock and he was just like,

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yo, you guys watch some dragon
ball Z. Well you don't go around

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and punch the rock. When he
was little, and he was like,

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oh that herd he walked in the
rock turned into dust. I know that?

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What do you like that? Like? Whoa? I'm capable of doing

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some real ship to people. I
gotta use this wisely. I genuinely don't

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remember a scene from Spider Verse where
Miles round. Yeah, when Peter leave.

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Peter leaves Peter b parking and he
hits the rock and the rock brakes

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and he's like, oh, ship, that's right. I just okay,

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I just can't hit my mom anymore
because I'm killer. Yeah, I remember

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yo, angel dust is where it's
at? Man, he got any more?

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And then Peter's like, yeah,
dude, how do you think I

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have powers? This is how would
sweat? I would have had cancer if

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I got by Spider regularly. I
used dust bro I used dust. I

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like that explanation was my favorite anymore, since he's just on so many drugs

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and he's just really powerful. He's
this fucking face. But yeah, I

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guess the internet is what speculating that. There's rumors that this James Summrton guy

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offed himself. There's no proof.
I was looking. I was scouring to

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see, like, is there any
validity to this? It's just pure speculation.

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People that don't like h bomber guy
are going after him. Most people

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with common sense are like, well, he's not responsible for some plagiarists,

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and I guess why it's even worse
to some people. No, it's not

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even responsible, but just you would
say cause, I would say cause is

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kind of like, I'll give you
an example of like, you guys remember

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Zoe Quinn. Do you remember that
person? Yeah? Yeah, so Zoe

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Quinn. She did some weird shit
whatever. But I think this was in

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like twenty eighteen, she accused her
ex boyfriend of sexual assault, probably just

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like straight up rape or something like
that. And the unfortunate thing was the

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the timelines didn't add up with what
she was saying at all, even like

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remotely. People kind of dissected her
claims. And that guy he killed himself.

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He was already like a really depressive
person and stuff. And the thing

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that I felt was really fucked up
was his sister confirming it and also wanting

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to be like an ally, wanting
to be like, you know, me

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too, was really hot to not
blame Zoe Quinn. But I was like,

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this is fucked up because in this
scenario, since the claims don't look

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valid, and the timelines and stuff
that she was putting out there not like

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say, oh, I confuse the
little things here, they are just things

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that clearly didn't happen. So in
that scenario, I think she's totally responsible

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for getting that guy killed because he
killed himself indirect because of all that shit

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that she accused him of versus h
bomber guy making a video of somebody doing

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some really fucked up stuff, and
a lot of people found it more egregious

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since he was plagiarizing like LGBTQ authors
and stuff, which already have a hard

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time breaking into the scene, I
guess, And so people like, fuck

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this guy. So if he you
know, this fucking dickhead happens to you

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know, join the great beyond?
Yeah? Is it difficult for gay Is

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it difficult for lgbt DQ people to
get into writing? I feel the way

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it was difficult for women to break
into the industry. So that was the

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reasoning for having your initials, so
you didn't know who the author was by

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gender. So in the same vein
of like the people that control the stuff

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there, I mean, you know
how shit works, man, It's like

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it's hard for you. I know, I know, yeah, I know

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what you're saying. I just feel
like writing is so gay inherently that it's

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it's just so writing is gay?
Writing is white male bro think of who

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writes books as white men? Yeah? People, yeah people, God,

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they're gay people and fucking ascots who
like vacation and like like who look at

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the sea and ponder like it's I
don't know, there's something so I don't.

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I never considered writing. I think
I think painting is gay. I

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never, like, I never considered
like writing. I don't even I don't

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even mean it in like a negative
way. I just mean it's like you're

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being like poet, Like how do
I make my words like really pretty?

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You know what I mean? Like, how do I make this thought pretty?

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They struggle the idea of how gay
and poetic their art is, you

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know, but like there's like that
whole masculinity in hip hop culture, but

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they struggle with how gay and poetic. Like if they if they were born

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hundreds years ago, they'd be wearring
those fluffy little things that like fucking what

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was that idiot's name, William uh
Caesar? What was his name? Who's

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the nigga poems dunce William Caesar,
this actual buffoon, actual William Caesar.

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Yeah, so yeah, my nigga
William Caesar was like, I mean,

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they would be wearing all that ship, they would be wearing like the TI

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pants and they'd be doing all this
stuff. Sucking each other off, dressing

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women's clothing, and then they have
to pretend like that's not what they're doing.

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You're like, nah, this is
hard. This ship goes hard.

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I'm like, yeah, sh it
goes hard in your ass, dude,

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you're fucking queer. But I like
it. That's crazy. You guys are

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so easily able to disrespect people's art
form. That's wild. I love it.

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I love it. It's disrespectful,
disrespectful if you think it's negative,

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you know, he said, yeah, it's hard as that's and there's nothing

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wrong with that. It's like there's
nothing you know. Every once in a

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while, this one dude was like, oh, I just released the System

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of a Down on Instagram, and
this dude was like, no, I

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don't do System, keep doing Metallica
because he sees it as disrespectful. And

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I was like, noah, bro, anyone can get it. This is

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this is this is an honor at
the highest caliber. Like I would love

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for somebody to take my art and
do that. You feel me like,

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that's that's so some people don't understand
that. And I'm like, no,

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nigga, that ship's gay as fuck, but there's nothing wrong with it.

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Being gay. You know, it's
just it's just gay. It's just cock

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smoking ship. You know, you
you write write poemes. You you fucking

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ninety chance you smoke cock. It's
fine. Yeah, dude, I do

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not like if I'm right. If
I'm right, there's never a point in

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my life. I have never crazy
feminine in my life. No your turn.

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Then when I'm writing music, it's
it is inherently just so fucking like

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there is something about it where it's
just like let me like like, oh,

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I gotta get the syllable count right, and like oh, like how

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does this core? Exactly? Very
emotional. You're not a musician. I'm

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not a musician, but I absorbed
a copious amount of music, and I

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feel like, like, especially like
gangster rappers, there's nothing out feminine about

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what they're talking about their holes that
is extremely toxically masculated. Fat. Yeah,

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but they're trying to rhyme, you
know, like they're trying to be

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like, oh look at how I
can. I don't think it's like tandra

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like this nigg in his mouth.
They might as well family family rout Like

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that's like not those two bars sound
gay as fuck if you think about it.

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I'm gonna shoot this nigg in his
mouth. I'm gonna leave his family

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in a drought. Like, come
on, this dude's sperming everywhere everywhere.

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Bro. You know for a fact
that you know for a fact that all

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these rappers right when they come up
with like a rhyme or like a like

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a like a couple that like works
really well, they go like, they

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go like this, they go like, that's what they do. That's what

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they do in their in their brains, they go in their minds, they

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go like the Wow, that's good. It's one hundred percent there. It's

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it's like behind like a big like
it's like behind a blackout curtain. But

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it's there, man, it is
absolutely there. And you cannot convince me

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that any musician does not understand this
intrinsingly think about that they respect Prince and

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Prince is just Shakespeare, just modern
day Shakespeare, essentially, like in the

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way that performative super theaters extremely androgynous. Uh, just just as gay as

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you can possibly be without being literally
literally some of the best music like David

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Bowie and all these people who like, we're just like being like, I

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don't know what the fuck you know, like, I don't know what the

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hell I am? You know,
like, who cares? These niggas are

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standing on their homies sucking uh lap
and they're like, yo, homies lap.

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That was that was. That was
like a little bit like, but

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you guys are good. You guys
are good. And Derek said that that's

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Derek though Derek does Derek does.
That is the visual of swirling on his

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boy's lap. Bro, he got
him sitting now just la anyway, anyway,

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we're like, you're like tetherball,
that's crazy man, rest in piece.

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Uh that fucking yeah, that guy
uh recipes him this person if he

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is dead or whatever, if he's
if he's dead. I wonder how the

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trial is gonna go. I wonder, like I wonder if I wonder if

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h Prummer guy will see the light
of day again. He will just be

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oh god, he makes at video. H Guy gets Humber Guy gets incinerated

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by like he gets I sentenced you
to incineration, to live incineration. They

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start with their feet, they work
their way up, they get a bat

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or it's crazy. Yeah. And
then and then you and I will go

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to his we you and I will
go to his funeral. Will go up.

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We'll go up to the casket and
I'll go what is up with you

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people on skulls? That's stupid?
Oh ship? Sorry? Hold on.

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At one point somebody mentioned ed P
because oh if he got if he were

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to be yeah, if he were
speaking of DP, did you see that

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picture? I want, how do
you guys feel about that? Because I'm

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being honest, I was kind of
surprised by the Internet's reaction where they weren't

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as annoyed I guessed as I was
platforming a pedophile or about to platform a

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pedophile, like a confirmed obvious fucking
pedophile, I saw some people kind of

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running defense, saying, well,
this is alleged actual anyway, but yeah,

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oh yeah, I would do I
would relish the if EDP tried to

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sue me, I actually would be
totally no. But here's the thing,

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totally But then because of that,
we can get the cops involved to actually

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seize his hard drives and ship,
like that is a thing that like say,

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that is something that we can actually
see what's really on his ship,

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and it's probably worse than VAT I'll
tell you that, Oh for sure,

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like that I think for me,
I'm just like, uh, I shouldn't

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say that. Man, it's whatever
it was. I was going to say

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something that I don't believe but I
thought was amusing. Let's I think.

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Here's the thing about edp right,
is that if you I don't understand why

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you would even put yourself in the
same room as that person, knowing what

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he has been caught doing, right, Like, why would you even ingratiate

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yourself with that presence knowing what he
did, a knowing what he objectively did,

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not like even what he allegedly did, knowing what he objectively did,

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which implies certain other things. M
m mmm, I don't want to have

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burger king chicken fries with you or
whatever the fuck they were eating, Like,

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like, what the hell is this? I can't it's Boogie. You

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know, we're actually at the point
where Boogie boogie if Boogie, like,

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if we saw Boogie like throwing puppies
off a fucking bridge, people would be

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like, well, yeah, I
guess you know, like this is there's

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something else he's doing that doesn't make
any fucking sense? Is wrong? You

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know? I can't. I can't. But isn't that wild though? That

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so I was one of the few
people that made a couple of videos on

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Boogie say kind of defending him,
that people are acting like this guy is

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the word. They're acting like he's
like a like a true villain, where

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he's just some fat retard doing dumb
stuff off like it's like, come on,

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like he's not that bad. But
it's gotten to the point where,

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after the post that documentary, now
that it's just I guess all bets are

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off and he's leaning into it.
And so those those idiots that would like,

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there's this guy Sonny V two that
make these terrible fucking video essays,

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now I'm kind of like, well, I guess sure they retro in hindsight

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or something. I guess they're right, because you can't breaking bread with fucking

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the craziest thing ever, because it's
crazy. I don't know how I would

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not try to drop kick his face
if I saw him in public. Okay,

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so here's the thing. So I
have an interesting I have an interesting

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question about this. Yeah, yeah, is this part of the fallout of

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what is perceived to be cancel culture? And what I mean by that is

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is are we at a point where
because Bookie did all that shit and had

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that documentary that no one is ever
really going to look at him in a

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better light. So the only chance
he has at a life going forward is

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to simply double down and live it
because there are no other options. Mmm

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uh I think past this point technically, yes, but I would still put

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that on him and not cancel culture
because the documents responsibility. Yeah, because

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in the documentary, he could have
went the way that should have went,

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like the way that you tell a
good story, you know, Like there's

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people that want to be fucking misfits
and they want to be they want to

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go against the grain. They want
to be like a Ryan Johnson, you

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know in Star Wars, like they
want to I have this big opportunity to

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do something so different than what is
expected of me. And I feel like

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that's what he did instead of being
the phoenix, right, that is the

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obvious thing. You're a fucking loser
and then you become a phoenix and you

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rise out of the ashes. That
is the trope, and that is what

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he should have done to rehabilitate his
image. And he's like, nah,

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I'm gonna lean into being a sad
fuck and like you're an idiot, You're

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a complete fucking fool. Oh yeah, I have fun. The Phoenix,

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the phenix isn't real. First and
foremost, it's not real. That's it.

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That's it, shit, that ship, that shit. We want to

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tell ourselves like, oh we can
rise some the ashes. No one rides

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them the ashes. That nigga is
doomed. Boogie was doomed from the beginning.

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Boogie was doomed from the start.
When I found out who Boogie was

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and I didn't care if he got
better, I knew he was doomed.

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I knew from that moment on.
I was like, this guy is done.

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I feel this rooting for him when
he got that gastric bypass. And

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then the moment I found out who
he was in like twenty eighteen, I

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was like, this niggas alas broken. This motherfucker is just so because of

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the fact that no, no,
no, no shit, you're lying to

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people who know you, like I
know that's no no, no, no,

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no, on on on all.
Seriously, I could see it's like

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this is someone that has dwelled too
much in the fact that things have gone

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wrong for them. Everybody has shit
go wrong for them, right, every

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single person. It's it's it's unanimous
appost the human experience. But that guy,

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you could look at him and be
like, this guy is not gonna

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be able to win a fight against
his demons. Some people, Is that

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how you felt? Some people are
like that. I thought he got a

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gash. I was like, that's
good for him, but let's see what

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he does that, because that's not
that's like for me. That's not a

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like a things will get better.
It's like, that's that's one step amongst

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a ton of he has to take
to be able to become a better person.

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And will you take make all of
them? I don't know, because

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he's too busy feeling bad for himself. I know it sounds extremely hard,

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and I'm often not this harsh on
people, but I could tell from the

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beginning. I was like, this
guy is he's I think he's losing the

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fight against himself, and I think
he just hater energy. Man, I

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get I gave. I'm not a
hater. I'm I'm I'm for the heroes.

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I usually do too, But you
know, I had hope. I

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had. It wasn't a ton of
hope, but I had because to even

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get to the point to do the
surgery takes you already have to prove to

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the to the to the to the
surgeon that you can lose weight, you

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can follow instructions, so there's a
a process to even get the surgery in

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the first place. So I thought, maybe maybe this will be his moment

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and then you know, yeah,
you know those with the girl to the

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situation. I was like, this
is over. That's all very recent.

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Yeah, that was very recent.
Maybe things would have been different if his

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wife didn't leave him, but that's
obviously it was his fault. Like it's

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not like it wasn't you know,
like, oh, how could that he

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fucking drove her away because she was
just a caretaker and not an actual wife,

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you know, so I get that. Did you have you seen boogies

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ex wife, Like there's gotta be
like there's gotta be like in cells and

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stuff that were fucking well, they're
probably upset now. It's beautiful, very

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pretty. She was like some fucking
very pretty like redhead. He obviously has

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a type because you know, he
has a new ginger. But like they

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got they got to be. The
people that are having hard time talking to

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women at all are probably so upset
seeing this fucking loser like get like you

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know, like say, his wife
was very probably from what I remember,

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I think she was pretty, and
then this new girl is like moderately attractive.

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And there's people that are like,
fuck, I can't even like press,

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I can't even press sin and saying
hi on fucking tender or whatever.

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That can't be real to me.
Like, I know people, I know

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the people that are going through that, but I can't be. Being that

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afraid of talking to him is so
insane, it's so bad. I watched

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Philip DeFranco I think yesterday, and
he decovered a segment on they were when

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they were doing polls on some of
the dating websites, and almost thirty percent

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I think, or maybe a little
bit more are using AI to help them

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write bios and to help them do
messages, and which it seems problematic because

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if you meet in person, you're
kind of fucked because now you don't have

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that tool anymore. But uh,
it's it's to the point where some people

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are just they're terrified. And I
think the one thing is I think what

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I feel like, what most they
don't realize is that most people are terrified,

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they're anxious, and you kind of
just have to go through it.

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I think that's something that maybe a
lot of them don't understand that, Like

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you're kind of going to unless you're
in a relationship. That's when you have

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that security. But beyond that,
there is a level of anxiety that you're

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gonna have to deal with because of
the unknowns. It just it just is

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what it is. I mean,
what the fucking really do anything about that

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other than I guess you're that's so
insully to me. It's like like,

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I don't know, man, I
have to help these young niggas, man,

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I want to help you. I
don't want to help them. I

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want them to just suffer through it, man, because you have to,

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like to just through and get used
to it. That I mean helping in

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the way that help them navigate to
where they don't talk to Fresh or like

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I'm gonna subscribe to Fresh and Fit
and Andrew Tate to get my advice.

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And it's like that is these niggas
are fucking single, they're not even married,

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they're not doing any Look look like
this, right, this is the

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thing. Right, there is no
reality where you can even close to equatement

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with pop human trafficking. Right.
The fact that Andrew Tate you is in

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that conversation period is a bad sign. And there is no humanly possible way

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you can allocate that to me.
You can reach for the stars, and

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you can't put me in that situation. The fact that it's like that's one

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degree away from him is insane already, and people are like, you not

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that bad. I'm like, bro, what, I don't know that.

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I couldn't do that. You couldn't. There's there's no way, there's no

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I would. I would pay,
I'd pay a private eye to do it

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for me, and he'd be like, ah, no, I can't do

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it for you. I'm sorry,
man, you're you're too clean. I

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guess yeah, yeah, I don't
know. I think, uh, I

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understand on some level the uncomfortability of
like messaging people because it's so inhuman.

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I don't like that either, Like
I like the whole app culture of like,

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oh, message me first or whatever
without having spoken. It's there.

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It's so fucking unnatural in every every
fucking way. Like I I don't think

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I've ever met I think maybe like
once did I meet somebody that I dated

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through through text exclusively, and that
was like a thing, But like every

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other time it's been like, oh, I've met this person in person and

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then and then something happens. I
can't imagine. I don't. I don't.

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I don't use dating websites or like
apps or anything. I fucking hate

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them. I've never used those.
I think they're genuinely disgusting. I just

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used to be commodified. They are. Yeah, I remember when they were

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like okay, like in like twenty
fourteen or something, twenty thirteen. Yeah,

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I think they're like probably fine,
but like now it's like, oh,

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pay pay a premium for Tender premium
so they so you can actually be

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seen by bots, and it's like, what the fuck you used to be?

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So twenty fourteen, twenty thirteen,
I was on Tender. It used

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to be unlimited swipes. There was
no and the people. It was authentic

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for the most part, because I
I met multiple women and some of them

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were cool. You know. It
just so you just went through, you

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just went through the gamut, you
know. And then it got to a

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point where it's like, oh,
this is now mainstream, and unfortunately it's

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kind of it's it's the way it
is now. It is weirder to approach

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strangers in public than it is to
just message somebody it is stranger. Now

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there is a a an alert.
People kind of raise their alarm, women

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particularly kind of raise their alarm.
And then, unfortunately, when you see

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viral clips of say a guy got
rejected at a bar and then followed a

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girl for an hour all the way
to where she needed to go and just

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wanted to talk to her to explain
like shit like that, it's like,

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bro, people are like, what
the fuck is this? You say?

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That's like that scares people? You
know. What's really fucking brutal is that,

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Like I've seen so many clips now
and by the way, this is

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an indictment of just everybody who lives
who currently lives in this society right now.

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I fucking hate this is that I've
seen so many clips on Twitter or

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other or elsewhere of just people on
dates where things are like maybe quiet or

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awkward, and they're just being recorded
by like other people around them. There

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is no fucking peace at all anymore, Like God forbid, Oh my god,

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imagine you're just having like a bad
date and he's like, ah,

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we're not getting along, we're not
clicking, there's no conversation happening here.

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I'm not feeling this and then you
go home and then it's like it's a

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viral video with like ten million views
of you just like that sucks. Yeah,

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it's getting it's getting so impoted where
it's like I don't I it,

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Yeah, I don't know. It's
it's I had at one time I mentioned

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I'm I'm sure I mentioned it one
time, like a girl stormed out with

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the cheesecake factory because we had a
insane argue. I wasn't even arguing,

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she was arguing. Yeah. So
that for sure, in modern day,

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would have made it to every fucking
uh social media outlet because she was raising

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her voice like crazy lucky. It
was like twenty ten or twenty eleven where

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smartphones were barely becoming prominent and people
didn't really do much with them, So

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that was that would have been embarrassing. Its fuck it bothers the hell out

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of me that, like people just
don't know how to mind their business.

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It's one thing if like there's like
a like a fight or like a public

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freak out or something like, I
get it. I get the impetus to

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be like oh whoa, this is
wild and this is affecting everybody. But

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just like to like zoom in on
somebody's like private, like oh okay,

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like their their date that's just not
going great. And then just well look

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at this fuck. This guy's not
gonna get into number. And it's like,

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what the fuck isn't hard enough?
Yes, no, you're right,

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you're right. I didn't okay,
I didn't do would I wouldn't disturb people

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that are doing that. I wouldn't
do that. But at the gym the

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other day, there was a guy
on the elliptical and right next to him

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on the ground, he had a
jug that was the exact color of piss.

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And so of course I filled him
and zoomed into the piss because I'm

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like, there's there's a thing.
I once bought a pre workout and the

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pre workout was the color of piss. So I threw it away because that's

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very crazy. I was like,
who would do this? What fucking moron

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would make a color like golden brown
piss like? And so I just like

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love it. Then here's the thing. I a lot of times would put

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them in my empty plastic bottles and
it would be sitting and it looks like

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my car, like it was a
stupide. God. I love it.

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I love the idea of somebody with
a fuck it like, somebody walks by,

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He's like, yo, why is
there pissing man's call are just a

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bunch of jugs of pissing the bag. So that's why I that's why I

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do myself the uh, the favor
of I dehydrate myself so much that my

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pist just looks like coffee. So
I think that's genius. That's genius.

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Creamer piss can get brown. And
I didn't go turn brown. I didn't

405
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:26.720
know that been that dehydrated before I
thought. I thought I turned golden near

406
00:29:26.880 --> 00:29:29.519
near gold, and I was like, all right, cool, I need

407
00:29:29.559 --> 00:29:33.640
to drink water clearly right now.
But when it's brown it looks like coffee.

408
00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:37.480
It's like, yo, what the
what the fuck's wrong with It's dangerous.

409
00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:41.400
Yeah, that's that's pretty bad.
That's like you gotta potentially go to

410
00:29:41.480 --> 00:29:45.279
I think it's too late already.
I think by the time it's that color,

411
00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:51.359
it's too late. If you're if
it's black, it's probably too late.

412
00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:55.240
Jesus Christ, if I ever had
black, I'd be so fucking scared.

413
00:29:55.400 --> 00:30:00.839
You're you're pissing out straight slug.
Did I tell you one time?

414
00:30:00.920 --> 00:30:06.200
I was so tired when I pissed
that when I looked at my my dick,

415
00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:11.079
I literally I thought it was upside
down, and it freaked me out

416
00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:15.440
to the point where I woke up, like I woke up like I'm awake,

417
00:30:15.519 --> 00:30:19.559
and then I see my dick was
actually normal. I just was the

418
00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:23.480
was are you this? Are you
circumcised? Yeah? Just so was that.

419
00:30:23.640 --> 00:30:30.039
So was the slit on the top
at the bottom of the head on

420
00:30:30.160 --> 00:30:33.960
top. And I freaked out enough
to like wake up like fully, and

421
00:30:33.000 --> 00:30:37.079
I was like, why the funk
would that ever? Why would my brain

422
00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:41.200
do that? There was one time
I thought I told the story before that

423
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:44.799
I was playing my PSP for so
long that I felt like there was a

424
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:48.960
moment where my hands were flipped on
the PSP and I freaked out and I

425
00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:52.279
was shaking my hands. I thought
my hands in routed somehow, And it

426
00:30:52.359 --> 00:30:56.200
was such a fucking weird moment for
me. I like, I like actually

427
00:30:56.359 --> 00:31:00.000
screamed out loud. It was just
I was just really tired of playing video

428
00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:04.160
games for too long, so I
think I thought my hands inverted, like

429
00:31:04.599 --> 00:31:11.200
I thought my hands bent the wrong
way over to play the games I was

430
00:31:11.200 --> 00:31:15.880
playing them like this bent of the
way opposite, and I was like,

431
00:31:15.960 --> 00:31:19.839
what's going on? I thought I
was looking at my palms where my my

432
00:31:21.880 --> 00:31:26.359
I can't I can't even I can't
even be conceptualize this in the way that

433
00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:30.599
I feel like you experienced it.
So we're going to move on because I

434
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:33.880
can't. How did we get here? How did we get here? How

435
00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:37.599
did we get to drink and piss? It always it always gets it's I

436
00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:41.759
don't know, Lily text or something
would happen. I don't remember what Lily's

437
00:31:41.759 --> 00:31:45.480
gonna say, onic abilities, Yeah, okay, anyway whatever, let's uh

438
00:31:45.880 --> 00:31:49.920
anyway, that's that's really it that
happened. As far as like as far

439
00:31:49.960 --> 00:31:56.799
as like anything newsworthy, I don't
know, there's not really Yeah, h

440
00:31:56.119 --> 00:32:04.640
is still trending, you fucking it's
unch to day today. Yeah, not

441
00:32:04.720 --> 00:32:08.400
the presidency really. Yes, you
can go vote, you got you well,

442
00:32:08.440 --> 00:32:13.160
I guess it doesn't matter because you
Californians or pretty much yeah California.

443
00:32:13.759 --> 00:32:19.559
But there is such a that's where
you guys though, there's there's such a

444
00:32:19.599 --> 00:32:23.519
disincentivization to vote, and I don't. I really hate the way our system

445
00:32:23.559 --> 00:32:30.279
works. It's like I just I
don't like that we are incentivized to not

446
00:32:30.359 --> 00:32:32.920
vote because it's like, well,
it's just it's it's gonna be fine here

447
00:32:32.960 --> 00:32:37.480
because it's majority or not majority rule. It's just like, oh, we're

448
00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:40.119
set in stone here. It's like
okay, cool, but that's where like,

449
00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:45.640
but most of the population is in
places where things are kind of set

450
00:32:45.680 --> 00:32:51.640
in stone. That's like where most
Americans are are in those cities where like

451
00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:53.359
everything set in stone. So like
the majority of I feel like the majority

452
00:32:53.359 --> 00:32:57.480
of like people just kind of I
mean, that's that's probably true. Right,

453
00:32:57.720 --> 00:32:59.759
What was it, like fifty percent
of people don't vote or something.

454
00:33:00.000 --> 00:33:05.079
It's like something around that. So
it's like it's something probably even more unfortunately

455
00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:10.519
probably don't in general. Yeah,
people that just don't mainly because of that,

456
00:33:10.680 --> 00:33:15.839
the thing that the all will be
fine or we're fucked anyway. It's

457
00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:19.759
kind of this a little bit of
both of that, and that's happening a

458
00:33:19.759 --> 00:33:23.039
lot more this year because of you
know, Biden's you know, just not

459
00:33:23.200 --> 00:33:28.160
doing anything about the cool ass ethnic
cleansing that's going on. You know,

460
00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:30.720
he just kind of like just I
hear people saying he was doing sit behind

461
00:33:30.759 --> 00:33:32.640
the scenes. I'm like show the
fuck up, nigga. Like, imagine,

462
00:33:32.839 --> 00:33:36.720
imagine somebody's asking you like, hey, hey, I really need your

463
00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:38.119
help. I really need your help, Like are you open this weekend?

464
00:33:38.519 --> 00:33:43.359
And you're just like, oh,
no, no, no, but I

465
00:33:43.400 --> 00:33:45.559
can't. But I'm with you in
spirit. I'll help you in spirit.

466
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:49.920
I'll just you know, behind the
scenes all I'm not gonna do anything.

467
00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:53.240
I just know that I really wanted
to help you. Yeah, imagine me

468
00:33:53.359 --> 00:33:58.440
helping you, and then assume that
I did that. That's what that means.

469
00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:00.839
When somebody says like, oh,
I'll I'll help you in spirit,

470
00:34:00.880 --> 00:34:04.599
it's just like, pretend I'm doing
that. Pretend I'm helping you in your

471
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:07.360
mind. That's essentially what people are
saying, like, oh, behind the

472
00:34:07.360 --> 00:34:09.519
scenes, he's trying. I'm like, what the fuck does that even mean?

473
00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:15.639
Dude, behind the scenes, he's
trying to help me. I'm getting

474
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:19.559
so sick of these text messages that
I'm getting. I get text messages every

475
00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:22.400
fucking day now about like you know, vote for this, or like come

476
00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:27.239
come oh the polling and and this
and this person and that person's running for

477
00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:32.000
this, and leave me alone,
leave me alone, come get your ress

478
00:34:32.000 --> 00:34:38.119
fucked. There's now there's some there's
some things that uh, I would say,

479
00:34:38.199 --> 00:34:40.960
I mean, he twitch their own. I ain't gonna bully nobody,

480
00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:45.559
but yeah, there are some important
issues that could be voted on. There's

481
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:47.880
some people that you can keep out
of your district. But I feel like

482
00:34:47.960 --> 00:34:53.679
that's probably the easiest things to solve. Is just like the local stuff that

483
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:59.199
most people kind of pass over and
then the dumbest Cretans get elected because of

484
00:34:59.239 --> 00:35:00.920
that reason, which I look is
an easy thing to fix. That's an

485
00:35:00.920 --> 00:35:04.159
easy thing to remedy. It gets
way more difficulty, you claim, with

486
00:35:04.199 --> 00:35:07.760
the ladder because of all the lobbying
and bullshit. Right, So yeah,

487
00:35:07.760 --> 00:35:14.280
it's just like if somebody, I
feel like just everybody, Well, the

488
00:35:14.320 --> 00:35:17.280
problem is voting is set up to
you know, it's it's supposed to be

489
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:22.519
ignorant. They make things the less. You know, there's not an easily

490
00:35:22.559 --> 00:35:25.719
accessible thing like say, there should
just be something. Go to this website

491
00:35:25.840 --> 00:35:30.599
right here, there's an official government
website, and this is where everybody is

492
00:35:30.639 --> 00:35:34.320
a central hub instead of people having
their own websites. If you go to

493
00:35:34.360 --> 00:35:37.519
this website to learn more about this
person this, you know, they could

494
00:35:37.599 --> 00:35:40.239
make it a lot easier They could
also make voting accessible online, because some

495
00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:44.360
people say, if you can fucking
bank online, why the fuck would you

496
00:35:44.360 --> 00:35:47.679
not be able to vote online people
trust their life saving be completely fine.

497
00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:52.280
Yeah, it's it's well, it
makes sense because they're they're you know,

498
00:35:52.440 --> 00:35:57.280
they don't want it because obviously,
right we the people, things would be

499
00:35:57.320 --> 00:36:00.920
infinitely better if if it was that
accessible. But that's that is even even

500
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:04.159
just some of the art. Like
I just remember I remember getting into arguments

501
00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:07.159
a long time ago about like voter
ID or whatever, and people are like,

502
00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:08.960
we need voter ID and it's like, okay, yeah, sure,

503
00:36:09.079 --> 00:36:13.039
just that that's fine, that makes
sense to me. But then just like

504
00:36:13.079 --> 00:36:15.679
make the I D free. Just
make it it doesn't cost anything ID.

505
00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:20.760
And that way that you have,
that way you have every citizen being able

506
00:36:20.840 --> 00:36:23.519
to like voice their fucking yeah.
But then they're like no, It's like,

507
00:36:23.559 --> 00:36:30.119
well, then solve anything. I
No one wants to solve anything.

508
00:36:30.159 --> 00:36:34.599
It's annoying. It's it's so easy
to literally disconnect. But that is that

509
00:36:34.639 --> 00:36:37.280
is one and I feel like it
was good seeing you know, that fucking

510
00:36:37.480 --> 00:36:43.559
pirate asshole that Dan Crenshaw has one
eye, because like I think, like

511
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:46.880
fucked him up or something, or
at least uh. I think Hassan said,

512
00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:50.480
I don't know if that's true.
I don't know if it was actually

513
00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:52.079
Boo's I d was probably that was
too old. I think it was probably

514
00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:58.719
matter. Yeah. So one of
the one of those fucking he came.

515
00:36:58.800 --> 00:37:00.719
Can you imagine he was see the
cave in his own nine and he's like,

516
00:37:01.000 --> 00:37:04.920
yeah, they captured me. They
captured me, they told me.

517
00:37:05.239 --> 00:37:07.800
Then I saved like twenty babies,
you know, like whatever. But uh,

518
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:13.000
this fucking this guy, he had
a rude awakening and I'm just like,

519
00:37:13.039 --> 00:37:15.199
how are you in politics? And
you don't understand this? Because he

520
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:21.119
was like I can't believe this dude
wrote this bill working with the Democrats.

521
00:37:21.159 --> 00:37:22.920
And then Trump killed it right.
Trump was like, no, this needs

522
00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:25.960
to be a voting issue. We
don't want to fix the border crisis.

523
00:37:27.440 --> 00:37:30.800
So this one dude wrote a bill
working with the Democrats, and they're actually

524
00:37:30.800 --> 00:37:32.760
probably gonna recommend him for even working
with the Democrats, even though he was

525
00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:36.920
asked to do it in the first
place. So this guy's getting punished for

526
00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:37.920
doing what he's supposed to do.
And then Trump's like, no, kill

527
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:40.800
the bill. And then Dan crunch
on a lot of other people are saying,

528
00:37:42.119 --> 00:37:45.159
oh, so they don't actually want
to fix anything, and it's like,

529
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:47.719
yeah, no, you just found
that out doing. Yeah, the

530
00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:53.480
whole point is to is to keep
issues persisting so that they have a reason

531
00:37:53.840 --> 00:37:57.000
to be elected into office, because
it's like they could be like, oh,

532
00:37:57.039 --> 00:37:59.800
hey, we'll fix this. If
there's nothing left to fix, then

533
00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:02.920
they they kind of can't run on
anything, which is well, at least

534
00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:07.800
that's what they said they could run. They could run on keeping things good,

535
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:09.480
but like, I don't think that's
like, I don't think that makes

536
00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:15.360
sense to them. It's not a
sexy stupid people. Stupid people run off

537
00:38:15.400 --> 00:38:19.920
of a fear. They they're they're
they're motivated by by being scared, and

538
00:38:19.960 --> 00:38:23.079
then they're always asking the question who
can I trust? It's always about trusting

539
00:38:23.119 --> 00:38:27.480
people. And then they'd be like, hey, even though there's scumbag,

540
00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:30.239
sleezy politicians that keep voting for they
say, you can trust me, and

541
00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:35.239
they're like okay, And that's that's
where we are now. Where like farmers,

542
00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:37.000
there'll be some Midwestern farmers that are
like, yeah, you know,

543
00:38:37.159 --> 00:38:40.599
Trump's one of us, and I'm
like, in which way sir, the

544
00:38:40.840 --> 00:38:45.000
name one thing that you guys have
in common. And I don't know why,

545
00:38:45.159 --> 00:38:47.199
galer to see people. It's so
weird to see people be like,

546
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:52.519
yeah, the elite, those elite
rich, those elite rich people don't know

547
00:38:52.559 --> 00:38:57.199
shit about us, and then who's
your guy? It's like the elite rich.

548
00:38:57.559 --> 00:39:00.400
I don't know. It's so stupid, the elite riches. Fuck.

549
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:04.079
Yeah, yeah, we'll get into
We're get into questions. We got some

550
00:39:04.119 --> 00:39:07.880
polici Politics are dumb and they're they're
really dumb, and they're really dumb and

551
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:13.199
they're really dumb and then really fucking
dumb. Amen, like outrageously so to

552
00:39:13.239 --> 00:39:17.400
a stupid degree, Like like caring
about politics is so important, but yet

553
00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:22.880
it'll just make you want to kill
yourself. So it's such a fucking oxy

554
00:39:22.000 --> 00:39:25.480
moron of an idea. It's true, you know. I told Jojo the

555
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:28.519
other day, we'll move on.
I was like, I wonder if there's

556
00:39:28.559 --> 00:39:31.880
a way that I can convince the
boys to move overseas with me or move

557
00:39:31.960 --> 00:39:35.000
to Canada, because I'm like,
you know, the idea, I'm moving

558
00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:37.800
back to Cali soon. But I'm
like the one thing that I thought of

559
00:39:37.159 --> 00:39:40.719
if things get so shitty. I
don't want to be here anymore because the

560
00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:44.800
rest of the world's got things.
And then like the First world countries have

561
00:39:44.880 --> 00:39:46.199
got it down so much better,
and I was like, I want to

562
00:39:46.199 --> 00:39:49.159
if you can convince the guys to
move out here, so we can keep

563
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:53.119
the we can keep the podcast together, you know, just jokingly. But

564
00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:57.519
it makes it so bad is that
if things get really, really really horrible

565
00:39:57.559 --> 00:40:00.760
here, it's gonna spill out to
everywhere else. Everyone is gonna get Doo

566
00:40:00.760 --> 00:40:05.320
themed eventually. Do they just have
they just have a little more time,

567
00:40:06.119 --> 00:40:09.719
But like, imagine these radical motherfuckers
get the launch codes, which they're gonna

568
00:40:09.800 --> 00:40:19.800
somehow they're yeah, I don't know
whatever, Let's be honest. Some questions

569
00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:25.360
from our Patreon uh supporters over a
patreon dot com slash the start Tank,

570
00:40:25.719 --> 00:40:39.639
the cock Wizard Rotate what huh.
Greetings Dick ray On, Tom Shafty,

571
00:40:39.679 --> 00:40:44.199
and some black Cock. As you
recently mentioned in the the As you recently

572
00:40:44.199 --> 00:40:47.760
mentioned the impending merch sales and the
possibility of looking for artists, would you

573
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:55.719
be opposed to receiving submissions from fans
for potential artists stay delayed? Thank you

574
00:40:55.760 --> 00:41:01.760
so much. You know what this
is this is not this is actually how

575
00:41:01.800 --> 00:41:07.719
I primarily did merch for a long
time, and I think it's probably it's

576
00:41:07.760 --> 00:41:10.400
it is just it's not an idea
that we're opposed to, especially like for

577
00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:13.880
the future. At least I'm speaking
for me. I guess I can't speak

578
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:15.000
for everybody else, but like,
there are great artists out there, and

579
00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:20.840
obviously would make sense to look to
the audience and the talents of people in

580
00:41:20.880 --> 00:41:23.519
the audience for certain designs if they
think that they have something cool and maybe

581
00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:28.000
hear out of pitch like that makes
a ton of sense to me. The

582
00:41:28.039 --> 00:41:32.119
only thing is for right now,
we're starting kind of limited, so I

583
00:41:32.119 --> 00:41:38.199
wouldn't necessarily say that like that would
happen super soon. But I mean,

584
00:41:38.679 --> 00:41:44.400
aren't some of our merch designs that
are coming, like aren't they from listeners

585
00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:47.000
I'm pretty sure, right, or
at least like followers of ours. Yeah,

586
00:41:47.039 --> 00:41:52.400
So so that is that is ultimately
the formula, But like whether or

587
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:57.639
not that'll look we realistically we can't
accept every single pitch. We can't accept

588
00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:00.320
every single merch thing. But well, I mean that's okay, problem that

589
00:42:00.519 --> 00:42:05.719
on them out that was the only
thing because I'm like there's there'll probably a

590
00:42:05.719 --> 00:42:09.039
lot of submissions, and then we
obviously can't use the vast majority of them.

591
00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:13.840
And so that's where I that's the
only thing that I was like,

592
00:42:14.039 --> 00:42:17.000
how could we How could we remedy
that? Because of course having a bunch

593
00:42:17.039 --> 00:42:22.519
of unless people are okay with that
going in, like you know, moving

594
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:28.199
forward, that they're okay with just
submitting something knowing that there's a high probability

595
00:42:28.239 --> 00:42:30.719
that it won't be you just because
of how many people might actually submit art,

596
00:42:30.920 --> 00:42:34.360
you know, where people just like
I'm just happy to I'm just happy

597
00:42:34.400 --> 00:42:36.360
to be a part of this.
I'm just happy to contribute. Then it's

598
00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:37.800
like great, but I just don't
want people to be upset, like fuck

599
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.519
they didn't use mine. It's like, well, I mean, we can't

600
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:46.239
have fucking twenty designs of shirts,
you know what I'm saying, you know,

601
00:42:47.400 --> 00:42:50.800
not at first that like at some
point and we do have to retire

602
00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:53.400
something because like it gets it gets
crowded, and then it just gets unusual,

603
00:42:53.519 --> 00:42:57.599
like you have to like certain retire
certain designs and put certain there's a

604
00:42:57.639 --> 00:43:00.519
there's a rotational formula that it was
into that. But yeah, I mean

605
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:05.000
I would say that if you're a
talented artist and you have some ideas and

606
00:43:05.320 --> 00:43:07.679
you have some like a portfolio of
stuff, or like maybe you have something

607
00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:10.400
that you drew for us that you
think might make good mercher or whatever,

608
00:43:10.400 --> 00:43:15.039
like yeah, I mean send it
to that you we'll check them out.

609
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:24.519
Sorry, No, I want.
I love love sacred symbols, insignia.

610
00:43:25.559 --> 00:43:30.840
I love your guys's logo. I
love how it looks on the shirt.

611
00:43:30.639 --> 00:43:37.480
It's good. I was thinking like
maybe some fucking artists out there could give

612
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:40.079
us something that is just you know
when you look at it, like that

613
00:43:40.119 --> 00:43:44.719
ship, that shit looks fucking rad, and then people you know, like

614
00:43:44.800 --> 00:43:50.000
have that same type of energy.
Uh that that's I think that that would

615
00:43:50.000 --> 00:43:52.159
be a cool thing to see what
people could whip up, you know,

616
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:58.519
No dicks, though, Like,
let's let's be really is it, because

617
00:43:58.519 --> 00:44:00.119
I already know that some motherfuckers are. That's what I wanted. I wanted

618
00:44:00.159 --> 00:44:06.760
just penises, all phallick, just
fucking phallic symbols. I mean, well,

619
00:44:06.840 --> 00:44:09.679
okay, maybe has one special edition. Be one special edition. It

620
00:44:09.679 --> 00:44:17.119
will be a tank that's clearly like
phallic. Like we'll have we'll have like

621
00:44:17.199 --> 00:44:22.639
ten limited We'll have like ten ten
ten of them for sale and then yeah,

622
00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:25.880
you got it right, we'll figure
it out. The merch shop is

623
00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:31.199
in place. I'm still waiting on
certain things, but uh, we're pretty

624
00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:36.599
much. I would say we're pretty
much. It would literally take less than

625
00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:39.840
a day once I get everything that
I need to get to get all this

626
00:44:39.960 --> 00:44:44.840
sorted. So right, the merch
shop is impending, So look out for

627
00:44:44.880 --> 00:44:47.440
that on Patreon specifically, that's where
we'll launch it first, just to make

628
00:44:47.440 --> 00:44:52.599
sure that everybody knows what's there and
gets in. But yeah, thank you

629
00:44:52.639 --> 00:44:59.360
for your write in the cock Wizard, nice oh Man. Monday, Monday

630
00:44:59.440 --> 00:45:02.400
left me st broken, Tuesday I
was I was through with groping. Wednesday

631
00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:09.440
my aching balls were broken Thursday,
waiting for come? Is that is that

632
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:17.280
the cure? Because it doesn't work. I don't know if I'm not picking

633
00:45:17.360 --> 00:45:21.280
up on it. It's campy,
you know what I mean? Like Monday

634
00:45:21.400 --> 00:45:27.119
left me stroking, Tuesday, I
was through with groping. Wednesday, my

635
00:45:27.239 --> 00:45:31.920
aching balls were broken Thursday, waiting
for come. I guess that's it.

636
00:45:32.199 --> 00:45:36.199
But like it's it's too you're playing
fast and loose with the syllables there,

637
00:45:36.679 --> 00:45:42.239
Like it's it's not quite right.
Unless this is something else that is vast

638
00:45:42.320 --> 00:45:45.519
and loose. Anyway, he wrote
in I'm not going to read that name

639
00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:50.360
again. Would you rather have to
beat a smallish monkey to death every week

640
00:45:50.440 --> 00:45:52.360
for the rest of your life with
your bare hands, or never eat chicken

641
00:45:52.400 --> 00:46:01.000
again for the rest of your life, you fucking freak. I don't know.

642
00:46:01.679 --> 00:46:06.440
This is kind of tough for me. This is a difficult one for

643
00:46:06.480 --> 00:46:08.000
me. I don't know, break
those motherfucker's heads and half. I'd grab

644
00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:12.760
my little next dy'd be like doing
all that little thing. I would just

645
00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:16.920
shove my thumb hard. This mining
poppa heads. You're a fucking you're if

646
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:22.519
it was the thing about it,
if it was if it wasn't for chicken,

647
00:46:22.559 --> 00:46:24.719
I don't know if I would get
enough protein to survive, because I

648
00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:28.599
don't really I don't know, Like
I like, like red meats fine,

649
00:46:28.639 --> 00:46:31.239
but like I'm not kind of aging
out of it. I eat beans and

650
00:46:31.280 --> 00:46:36.159
rice. But there you can I
do. But like, there's just you

651
00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:43.559
can't just shut up, shut up. The sounds stupid. Actually did yesterday

652
00:46:43.960 --> 00:46:50.559
massacre a monkey every day? I'm
sorry, every every day. Monkeys a

653
00:46:50.639 --> 00:46:55.480
year, Monkeys a year, that's
not that many monkeys. Man, sometimes

654
00:46:55.519 --> 00:47:00.400
you can double up, like send
me, send me six monkeys? How

655
00:47:00.440 --> 00:47:07.000
many how many small? How many
small monkeys have you killed already? You

656
00:47:07.000 --> 00:47:09.440
know it's crazy, No, cap
not kidding. My saw my grandma kill

657
00:47:09.440 --> 00:47:15.719
a monkey? Why was she killing? There was a little bit monkey.

658
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:21.000
It came in house my grandma my
father's side, saw her grab it,

659
00:47:21.400 --> 00:47:24.760
slam it against the floor twice and
it was dead. Was I was like,

660
00:47:24.960 --> 00:47:31.559
nice Grandma? That is that's the
old cool origin story. That's the

661
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:37.840
origin story for for like another monkey
that was watching from like afar. It's

662
00:47:37.840 --> 00:47:43.079
like that scene in Spider Verse where
king Kin like is bashing is like,

663
00:47:45.920 --> 00:47:47.639
now that monkey won't go in to
human houses, No, it won't come

664
00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:51.440
out you see. How would you
feel How do you feel, Kingston?

665
00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:59.599
How do you feel Kingston? If
if oh my god, how do you

666
00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:02.880
feel if the if that monkey,
if that that other monkey saw your grandmother

667
00:48:02.960 --> 00:48:07.159
do that to that to to that
monkey, and that monkey came up with

668
00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:15.639
this plan to slowly to slowly get
back at her by like poisoning her like

669
00:48:15.719 --> 00:48:20.679
over over the course of like many
many years. I mean, I'd be

670
00:48:20.679 --> 00:48:27.119
impressed by the monkey. Very good
work, monkey, very good work,

671
00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:29.880
kill it, and then I would
do the same thing to it again.

672
00:48:29.880 --> 00:48:31.840
I'd slam against the floor and kill
it. But then that's a cycle of

673
00:48:31.920 --> 00:48:36.079
violence. And then the Last of
Us? Who teach you anything? Yeah,

674
00:48:36.360 --> 00:48:43.880
but still I don't care. Still
a pretty good I'm a much better

675
00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:46.599
writer than I thought I was.
That's what that taught me. Better better

676
00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:58.840
he was on podcast. Actually it
was interesting, was he really? Yeah,

677
00:48:59.559 --> 00:49:02.440
he's just an easy I know Colin
knows him personally, he's I think

678
00:49:02.440 --> 00:49:06.559
he's probably like an interesting guy,
like I don't know, but I think

679
00:49:06.840 --> 00:49:10.360
I think that was running defense for
the Last of Us Part two? Is

680
00:49:10.400 --> 00:49:14.239
that why you? I think?
I don't think so. I think I

681
00:49:14.280 --> 00:49:16.639
think he genuinely just loved like he
loved the original Last like the original Last

682
00:49:16.639 --> 00:49:19.440
of Us. I think it's his
favorite game ever, and that was before

683
00:49:19.440 --> 00:49:22.239
he knew him. So I think
he just genuinely loves it. Fame ever.

684
00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:28.320
Yeah, he like that game.
Man. We did a we did

685
00:49:28.440 --> 00:49:30.880
well. Actually, I don't know
if that's necessarily true. It might be

686
00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:32.039
like it probably like if you asked
him, it would be mega man.

687
00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:36.000
But like Last of Us, I
think is probably in his I think in

688
00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:38.920
his opinion I think, in his
opinion, it's the greatest game ever made,

689
00:49:39.079 --> 00:49:42.280
and I think the Last of Us
two might have superseded it in his

690
00:49:42.320 --> 00:49:44.599
mind. But I can't. I
don't know. It's been we we've talked

691
00:49:44.599 --> 00:49:46.679
in and out of these conversations so
many times that I'm not even necessarily sure.

692
00:49:46.719 --> 00:49:50.400
I don't remember the specifics. But
we did a we did a show,

693
00:49:51.039 --> 00:49:53.760
a live show where we we pitched
the most our most overrated game of

694
00:49:53.800 --> 00:49:55.920
all times. It was like one
of the last I think it's like the

695
00:49:57.000 --> 00:50:01.679
last live show that we did and
mine was the Last of Us and uh

696
00:50:02.360 --> 00:50:13.920
interesting, really last was over like
Call of Duty. Nobody likes call I

697
00:50:13.920 --> 00:50:17.719
think I think maybe I think Fortnite
is overrated. I think that Fortnight is

698
00:50:17.760 --> 00:50:22.159
overrated. It's not nobody for a
period of time, one hundred percent was.

699
00:50:22.960 --> 00:50:27.920
It's it's just a thing. It
just does. You shoot and build,

700
00:50:27.960 --> 00:50:31.119
and that's that's it. I think
more like not anymore, right,

701
00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:35.559
like form is not overrated anymore.
I really, I actually stand by.

702
00:50:35.679 --> 00:50:38.119
I think Fortnite is a great video
game, and I think it's one of

703
00:50:38.159 --> 00:50:40.719
the best video games that can be
played with a bunch of your friends.

704
00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:45.000
I stand by that one hundred percent. I think it's like it's up there

705
00:50:45.039 --> 00:50:47.480
with like Halo and like Fusion Frenzy, like Mario Party from me. Now,

706
00:50:47.599 --> 00:50:52.760
can I say something? My friends
is amazing? Can I say something?

707
00:50:52.920 --> 00:50:55.679
Seriously, It's been a while since
we've talked about this, but I

708
00:50:55.800 --> 00:51:02.360
sincerely do not think in my life
that I have had more fun playing a

709
00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:07.880
game with friends as I have with
as I have had with hell Divers too.

710
00:51:08.159 --> 00:51:16.719
I I sincerely cannot believe how fucking
fun that game is and how universal

711
00:51:16.760 --> 00:51:20.840
of a net it's catching, like
it's catching like there. I just found

712
00:51:20.880 --> 00:51:22.559
out that I have like family members
who don't play video games who are like

713
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:29.639
what is this? And they're playing
They're like level fucking their level fucking like

714
00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:32.480
twenty something, and I'm like,
this is insane that this is happening with

715
00:51:32.559 --> 00:51:36.880
a game like this, because it
came out of fucking nowhere. I watched

716
00:51:36.920 --> 00:51:39.320
Kingston play the fucking tutorial while he
was falling falling asleep, and it was

717
00:51:39.440 --> 00:51:45.519
hysterical, insane, insane. The
ship I was hearing in my half awake

718
00:51:45.639 --> 00:51:49.239
moments was my blowing. It was
you know, it was turning me conservative.

719
00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:54.920
It was like yeah, yeah,
only America, only America only US.

720
00:51:55.440 --> 00:51:59.639
The marketing was brilliant, and I
feel like it it uh. I

721
00:51:59.679 --> 00:52:04.440
think uh because Structure Troopers is one
of those movies, for example, is

722
00:52:04.559 --> 00:52:08.800
I always felt was kind of underappreciated
in a way that like they made too

723
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:12.280
many. That's why, dude,
people are they made way too many of

724
00:52:12.280 --> 00:52:17.079
those? Watched the other ones,
I know, watch something three of them.

725
00:52:17.119 --> 00:52:21.360
I watched three of them personally myself
came back after a while, I

726
00:52:21.400 --> 00:52:24.199
thought I saw like probably five minutes
of that because I'm like, oh Rico's

727
00:52:24.239 --> 00:52:27.880
back, and I was like,
I don't care, because it's like it's

728
00:52:27.920 --> 00:52:30.280
just no clue, no clue at
all that they were even there. I

729
00:52:30.360 --> 00:52:35.840
always, in my in my head
up until this very moment, I'm thirty,

730
00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:39.599
only ever assumed there was only one
Starship Troopers movie. There's like four.

731
00:52:39.639 --> 00:52:42.920
I said, good, that's good. That's how you should keep it.

732
00:52:42.920 --> 00:52:45.119
Well, like erase this little conversation. And because that's how I feel

733
00:52:45.119 --> 00:52:51.960
about Matrix. I feel Matrix that
the other movies to me exist like this

734
00:52:52.079 --> 00:52:55.440
didn't happen, they did it.
If anyone to talk to me about it,

735
00:52:55.519 --> 00:53:00.000
I'm completely I have no idea what
they say, it just shoveled down

736
00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:07.119
these some to the floors steel.
That's how I feel about Halo after Reach.

737
00:53:07.159 --> 00:53:08.639
It's like, what do you mean? What are you talking about?

738
00:53:09.079 --> 00:53:12.719
It's not what do you mean?
It's over. That didn't have a little

739
00:53:12.719 --> 00:53:15.480
prequel you're saying. You're saying,
you're saying master Chief evolve, like got

740
00:53:15.519 --> 00:53:22.679
evolved by a ghost hologram alien.
Did you say master Chief went super Saiyan.

741
00:53:22.880 --> 00:53:30.440
That's not true, So fucking that's
not true. Stuff. I don't

742
00:53:30.480 --> 00:53:32.960
know. But what the hell are
you talking about? Oh yeah, I

743
00:53:34.920 --> 00:53:36.920
don't know, man, No,
no, no, we were talking.

744
00:53:36.960 --> 00:53:38.840
Well, we we came. We
got here somehow from the monkey. And

745
00:53:39.000 --> 00:53:45.639
in the Chicken conversation, Yeah,
yeah, yeah, shout out to Grandma.

746
00:53:45.760 --> 00:53:52.679
Grandma, you killed the funk out
of that monkey. Put the monkey.

747
00:53:52.400 --> 00:53:53.840
I don't know if I could.
I don't know if I could give

748
00:53:53.880 --> 00:53:55.559
up chicken. But I also don't
know if I could take the life of

749
00:53:55.559 --> 00:54:00.280
a monkey, because a monkey feels
so close to a person. I feel

750
00:54:00.320 --> 00:54:05.760
like I would not even slightly to
me. They're so cool. You don't

751
00:54:05.760 --> 00:54:09.159
think a monkey has humanity? No, it's not a human. No,

752
00:54:09.199 --> 00:54:10.800
but you know what I mean?
Right, you know what I mean when

753
00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:14.840
I say it, they're closer than
other things. Yeah, I'd still kill

754
00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:16.559
it because I could kill a human
too. I wouldn't be happy, but

755
00:54:16.639 --> 00:54:20.920
I wouldn't. I would have killed
the monkey and smile. I wouldn't like

756
00:54:20.960 --> 00:54:23.719
kill the monkey it turned to the
camera and do like a sonic thumbs up.

757
00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:27.519
But i'd be like that, and
I go some chicken ass, say

758
00:54:27.559 --> 00:54:30.000
something I feel. I feel like
a monkey. I feel like like a

759
00:54:30.039 --> 00:54:35.119
middle aged monkey is closer to a
person than a baby is. You know?

760
00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:37.199
No, No, I wouldn't say
I think so. I think absolutely.

761
00:54:37.239 --> 00:54:42.800
I think absolutely. I think my
baby's manners make no sense in comparison

762
00:54:42.880 --> 00:54:45.960
to a monkey. What we're gonna
say that there? No, I would

763
00:54:45.960 --> 00:54:49.800
just say for me, the problem
is the the innocence of the creature.

764
00:54:50.119 --> 00:54:52.840
I don't want to kill a monkey, just like I don't want to kill

765
00:54:52.840 --> 00:54:54.119
a baby, like I can kill
a grown ass human. There's there's a

766
00:54:54.159 --> 00:54:58.119
handful of humans on this earth that
I feel like we'd be so much better

767
00:54:58.159 --> 00:55:00.880
off if they were dead. So
that's problem. But like a baby,

768
00:55:01.039 --> 00:55:06.679
and and or like a defenseless animal, or maybe not defenses, Maybe give

769
00:55:06.679 --> 00:55:09.960
the monkey a knife, and I'll
feel like like threatened, but like felt

770
00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:14.559
likely a small, little defenseless monkey, like you want to snap it,

771
00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:20.679
snacker, slam it on the floor. That is wild man, that monkey

772
00:55:20.679 --> 00:55:22.599
by its a little fucking neck,
and I would fucking squeeze. I would

773
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:28.119
squeeze this monkey's I'm squeezing toothpaste out
of a fucking out of a fucking toothpaste

774
00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:30.880
thing. I would kill a monkey
in a heartbeat, I feel, I

775
00:55:30.920 --> 00:55:34.039
feel I would. I don't care. I would have to. I would

776
00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:37.760
have to let it attack me first. I would have to feel some justification

777
00:55:37.119 --> 00:55:38.800
I would have to be. I
would have to I would have to egg

778
00:55:38.840 --> 00:55:40.760
it on. Basically, i'd have
to be like, yo, attack me,

779
00:55:42.599 --> 00:55:45.000
because I can't kill you if you
don't attack me, right, But

780
00:55:45.079 --> 00:55:50.800
that's the only way that I can't. That's the only way that I feel

781
00:55:50.800 --> 00:55:52.119
like I could kill a monkey is
in self defense. I could never just

782
00:55:52.119 --> 00:55:54.920
walk up to a monkey mining its
own business and then fucking twirled around by

783
00:55:54.920 --> 00:56:00.000
its neck and fucking slam into a
fucking garbage disposal. That seems so needlessly

784
00:56:00.000 --> 00:56:02.000
brutal. I couldn't do that.
I couldn't do that either, obviously,

785
00:56:02.559 --> 00:56:07.039
But I could kill a monkey,
like it's not obvious to me that you

786
00:56:07.119 --> 00:56:07.920
it's not obvious to me that you
can do it. I wouldn't go I

787
00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:09.960
wouldn't go thrill. No, no, no, no, I wouldn't.

788
00:56:10.119 --> 00:56:14.480
There's difference. I wouldn't murder a
monkey. I wouldn't go out and hunt

789
00:56:14.599 --> 00:56:20.119
and stalk and serial kill monkeys.
But I could kill one to preserve my

790
00:56:20.280 --> 00:56:24.320
right to eat chicken. Yes,
I do that. Yes, until I

791
00:56:24.360 --> 00:56:27.199
think it's the best of me.
Yeah, I would be able to do

792
00:56:27.239 --> 00:56:30.760
it, all right. I mean
I think I think, honestly, as

793
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:32.280
much as I need chicken and as
much as I want chicken, I don't

794
00:56:32.559 --> 00:56:35.199
in my heart of hearts, I
don't think I have it in me.

795
00:56:35.400 --> 00:56:37.480
I don't think I can do it. So I think I'll give up chicken.

796
00:56:38.159 --> 00:56:51.079
I'll focus on I'll focus on like
I don't know, yeah, and

797
00:56:51.079 --> 00:56:55.760
and and and abstain from beef,
pork, all the other poultries that are

798
00:56:55.800 --> 00:57:00.320
available. Chickens better, it is
better proach, it's better protein, th

799
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:04.320
and like not it's like there's not
it's better than like turkey and stuff like

800
00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:06.599
that. But I mean, hey, have fun, dude, have funny

801
00:57:06.599 --> 00:57:13.960
in your in your fucking your your
cumb your cum adult steak yourself. Why

802
00:57:14.000 --> 00:57:22.400
couldn't I eat chicken? You eat
because he's yeah, it's not chicken,

803
00:57:22.440 --> 00:57:30.360
though I generally agree. I don't
know, I think it it's sometimes it

804
00:57:30.519 --> 00:57:34.920
just depends sometimes like us yeah,
like uh man, sometimes like the right

805
00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:37.840
smoked ribs or just like holy ship, so are delicious. That's true,

806
00:57:37.840 --> 00:57:40.400
but I'd rather I kind of eat
it with like chicken, but then also

807
00:57:40.480 --> 00:57:45.639
like you know, like it's but
yeah, chicken is the default. It's

808
00:57:45.639 --> 00:57:47.960
just it's easiest to work with.
It is the It is the most versatile

809
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:52.760
as well too. There's so much, isn't it the isn't it the healthiest

810
00:57:52.760 --> 00:57:55.800
for you technically among like the main
like because I know beef chicken, white

811
00:57:55.920 --> 00:57:59.840
chicken is very good for you,
it's not. I thought it was dark.

812
00:58:00.960 --> 00:58:05.119
It's very lean. I mean it's
breast is more lean than like say

813
00:58:05.119 --> 00:58:07.239
a lot of the dark meat,
because a lot of dark meat has a

814
00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:10.360
way more fat surrounding it. But
it's dark meat. I was always under

815
00:58:10.360 --> 00:58:15.000
the impression that dark meat was better
for you. I don't think there's I

816
00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:17.639
don't think dark has more fat.
I just think that dark meat in general,

817
00:58:17.760 --> 00:58:21.840
since it's by the by the thighs, that has way more fat surrounding

818
00:58:21.880 --> 00:58:24.320
it. So usually when people use
thigh meat, there's a lot more fat

819
00:58:24.360 --> 00:58:28.199
on it than just like a breast. Yeah, so I think it's just

820
00:58:28.199 --> 00:58:31.599
more lean. I felt I felt
bad all this time for no reason because

821
00:58:31.639 --> 00:58:34.320
I was like, oh, man, I know dark meat's better for me,

822
00:58:34.320 --> 00:58:36.199
but I really like the white meat. So I'm gonna keep eating the

823
00:58:36.199 --> 00:58:39.400
white meat. Thinking that I was
doing myself like genuine damage the entire time.

824
00:58:39.559 --> 00:58:43.760
That's crazy choosing. Yeah, Like
usually whenever the people trying to eat

825
00:58:43.760 --> 00:58:46.519
the healthiest they do, they do
chicken breast because it's the leanest. Yeah.

826
00:58:46.719 --> 00:58:50.559
So it's just like, yeah,
so usually they don't do like chicken

827
00:58:50.599 --> 00:58:52.679
thighs and legs, and because usually
there's a lot of fat, well,

828
00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:55.599
legs, there's not much fat on
it, but the thighs for sure,

829
00:58:55.639 --> 00:59:00.159
that's where most of the fat is. Yeah, people are eating that.

830
00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:04.039
Man. I love a chicken katsu
because they did the chicken thighs and they

831
00:59:04.079 --> 00:59:12.119
bought fucking battery. That sh it's
crazy. Oh my god, curry as

832
00:59:12.119 --> 00:59:14.639
we're done here. As soon as
we're done here, I'm eating that now.

833
00:59:15.039 --> 00:59:16.840
Yeah, I got a Japanese curry
place right up the street from me.

834
00:59:17.199 --> 00:59:21.199
Some I think, some influencers,
some piece of shit, narcs,

835
00:59:21.199 --> 00:59:23.840
because that place used to be empty, and the last two times it's fucking

836
00:59:24.159 --> 00:59:30.440
packed, and then those people.
That's such a double edged sword, isn't

837
00:59:30.480 --> 00:59:34.480
it, Because it's like you want
your you want them to do well,

838
00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:37.280
you want them to do well,
you want them to stay around so they

839
00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:42.920
don't go away. But then if
they get too good, there's something that

840
00:59:43.039 --> 00:59:45.840
happens. I do notice that where
it's like either like they skimp on ingredients

841
00:59:45.960 --> 00:59:50.760
or something changes, or like,
I don't know, I'm really worried.

842
00:59:50.880 --> 00:59:54.159
My my biggest fear is that Gus's
world famous fried chicken gets so popular that

843
00:59:54.199 --> 01:00:00.639
it's or so exceedingly popular that it
gets significantly worse. It was crazy.

844
01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:06.840
I had chicken from a place called
Fixin's in downtown LA that is so good

845
01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:14.599
it makes us look made. That's
pretty not even made fine, it's so

846
01:00:14.960 --> 01:00:19.480
good there. I wouldn't see.
I wouldn't necessarily, I don't disbelieve that.

847
01:00:19.800 --> 01:00:22.679
I think the only thing that gives
me pause of that recommendation coming from

848
01:00:22.719 --> 01:00:28.559
you is that you are a raising
canes, SIMP, I'm not raising I'll

849
01:00:28.599 --> 01:00:31.440
eat I'll eat raisin canes. That's
not a number one you said that number

850
01:00:31.480 --> 01:00:36.719
one chicken you said on the podcast
at least like like almost number one.

851
01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:40.599
My number one chicken is probably like
Mama's fried chicken from the Bronx, like

852
01:00:40.719 --> 01:00:45.639
mamas are Kennedy's. I remember you
saying that, like raising canes like made

853
01:00:45.760 --> 01:00:52.039
Mama's taste like diarrhea. Okay,
now before see before there was a period

854
01:00:52.079 --> 01:00:53.519
of time where my brain was almost
like maybe I might have said I really

855
01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:57.639
like raisin canes, but not that
I think about it, there's no way

856
01:00:57.719 --> 01:01:00.239
because that's what every time, by
the way we did this to you almost

857
01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:06.199
got me. You almost got me
every every every single, every single time

858
01:01:06.320 --> 01:01:07.800
like we bring this up. He
was like, yeah, keasy, you

859
01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:09.079
said you love raising games and you're
like that. And then there's part of

860
01:01:09.119 --> 01:01:15.800
you that's like, did I because
I don't remember before before gone, So

861
01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:17.960
I'm like, all right, cool, did he get me? And then

862
01:01:17.960 --> 01:01:22.480
I'm like, all right, he's
still talking. I'm gonna bring before it

863
01:01:22.559 --> 01:01:25.320
just goes away. Yeah, that
is We're gonna keep we canna keep doing

864
01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:29.199
it. By the way, and
uh, there's a place called Louisiana Chicken.

865
01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:30.119
There's a lot of them all over
LA, but there's a couple of

866
01:01:30.159 --> 01:01:35.840
spots that are particularly they do it
just right. I gotta bring that chicken

867
01:01:35.880 --> 01:01:37.760
over so you guys can taste it, because it's another one of those places

868
01:01:37.840 --> 01:01:42.840
that like, you absolutely don't neat
sauce. You don't eat sauce actually ruins

869
01:01:42.840 --> 01:01:45.679
the chicken in my opinion, where
it's like we went there. We went

870
01:01:45.760 --> 01:01:51.880
there and there were these biscuits and
they had greape jet. They had grape

871
01:01:51.960 --> 01:01:55.239
butter that you put on the biscuits. I took one bite and I had

872
01:01:55.280 --> 01:01:59.559
to stop because I was like,
I'll never stop eating this. It was

873
01:01:59.800 --> 01:02:02.519
so delicious. I don't know,
I don't know. People made like flavored

874
01:02:02.599 --> 01:02:06.360
butters, Like really, people made
like a bunch of flavored butters. Yeah,

875
01:02:07.199 --> 01:02:10.840
dangerous. This is the most dangerous
thing I've ever throwed of. Butter

876
01:02:10.960 --> 01:02:15.679
is straight fat. Is this straight
up holy fat. You cannot have that

877
01:02:15.880 --> 01:02:20.159
as a thing that tastes too good
because butter is like mid you know,

878
01:02:20.239 --> 01:02:27.440
Butter's like it's gonna be my toast. But flavored butter is insane. Guys.

879
01:02:27.480 --> 01:02:30.400
You guys, go to the pantry. Go to the pantry in downtown

880
01:02:30.559 --> 01:02:36.239
LA. It's just the old pantry. The only thing that's worth getting there

881
01:02:36.239 --> 01:02:40.360
are the pancakes. I think there's
I literally think there's drugs in there because

882
01:02:40.360 --> 01:02:44.719
I've never had any nothing. I
don't know. I want to, like,

883
01:02:44.800 --> 01:02:47.840
guys, I want to steal the
recipe because it's fucking let's do it.

884
01:02:47.880 --> 01:02:50.639
I think there's drugs in them.
I just think there's drugs in it,

885
01:02:50.679 --> 01:02:53.639
because it's that with a little bit
of butter and there's syrup. Nothing

886
01:02:53.719 --> 01:02:59.519
better, there's no better flavor.
This is making me so hungry, it's

887
01:02:59.599 --> 01:03:04.800
unreal. Yeah, because we're gonna
move on. I I cause I can't

888
01:03:04.920 --> 01:03:07.559
just leave right. I would eat
so like, we gotta move on.

889
01:03:08.000 --> 01:03:09.880
Papa Jesus wrote it, and he
says, hey, they're you hilarious.

890
01:03:09.920 --> 01:03:13.920
Homo's no question, just a fun
fact of this time. In the recent

891
01:03:13.960 --> 01:03:15.800
episode to twelve, you made fun
of old Europeans for being so filthy,

892
01:03:15.840 --> 01:03:20.039
but this is only partially true.
The Vikings actually took really good care of

893
01:03:20.079 --> 01:03:23.559
their bodies and especially hair. English
women were infatuated by them because their beautiful

894
01:03:23.599 --> 01:03:27.920
hair and how good they smelled.
Which caused the english Men to hate them.

895
01:03:28.840 --> 01:03:31.800
That would. I don't know how
true that is, but it would.

896
01:03:32.280 --> 01:03:37.800
I could believe that, ieve because
I don't really Probably when I'm thinking

897
01:03:37.840 --> 01:03:40.400
of like smelly Europeans, I'm not
thinking of Scandinavians. You don't think of

898
01:03:40.440 --> 01:03:43.599
the top ones, do you think
of? Do you think of the central

899
01:03:43.639 --> 01:03:49.840
ones? Yeah, I'm thinking of
the fucking Western the the the large conquerors

900
01:03:49.880 --> 01:03:53.920
that just did not take care of
themselves at all because their filth would kill

901
01:03:54.039 --> 01:04:00.719
most of their enemies. A bath
of month was kind of like the average

902
01:04:01.280 --> 01:04:05.000
Like, dude, that is the
insane thing. Like we taught them how

903
01:04:05.039 --> 01:04:11.519
to bathe, We taught them to
bathe. That is so un I'm just

904
01:04:11.679 --> 01:04:18.719
like one one. Yeah, try
try going without a week to try it

905
01:04:19.159 --> 01:04:24.360
like this, it would be hell. It would be like absolute hell,

906
01:04:24.480 --> 01:04:28.719
going an entire week without showering and
and no cheating. You can't use any

907
01:04:28.840 --> 01:04:31.159
like baby wipes to like fucking no, no, no no, Like because

908
01:04:32.119 --> 01:04:36.599
all the time, showering is a
remedy for me, Like showering calms me

909
01:04:36.800 --> 01:04:41.559
down, like it's a mental thing
along with it, Like I have to

910
01:04:41.639 --> 01:04:45.920
get shower to cool myself, to
shower, I'll have a pan. I

911
01:04:45.920 --> 01:04:48.760
would have like panic attacks probably holy
shit, Like I do it to like

912
01:04:48.800 --> 01:04:51.920
comments like after a tough day,
you know you're going to get a shower.

913
01:04:53.400 --> 01:04:57.559
It's it soothes your aching joints,
It calms you down and get out

914
01:04:57.559 --> 01:04:59.639
here, like all right, cool, I'm refreshed. I'm ready to go

915
01:04:59.719 --> 01:05:04.159
back to the world. Yeah.
Yeah, but that was the last time.

916
01:05:04.360 --> 01:05:08.639
When was the last time? Let
me genuine question, how how what

917
01:05:08.800 --> 01:05:13.239
is the longest period you've gone without
showering and how old were you generally when

918
01:05:13.320 --> 01:05:18.480
when that was the case. Maybe
when I was like nineteen, I was

919
01:05:18.599 --> 01:05:21.719
really depressed about a breakup, and
I went like three days without showering.

920
01:05:21.760 --> 01:05:26.719
I think I was in my room
just three days. It was a summer

921
01:05:26.760 --> 01:05:30.280
though, so definitely I was definitely
wreaking. But yeah, I'm sure as

922
01:05:30.320 --> 01:05:32.000
a kid when I didn't have,
like you know, my homewnes won't raging

923
01:05:32.039 --> 01:05:35.079
and so I didn't have I wasn't
even using deodorant yet, I'm sure I've

924
01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:40.400
skipped some fucking absurd time because it
didn't really matter. Yeah, but as

925
01:05:40.559 --> 01:05:45.920
like post uh puberty, I don't
really have any memories of probably going more

926
01:05:46.039 --> 01:05:50.880
than two days was because like I've
skipped a day, sure, the day

927
01:05:50.880 --> 01:05:57.440
that happened. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, but like I think that two

928
01:05:57.599 --> 01:05:59.960
I don't think I could go past
two days, I think at that point,

929
01:06:00.039 --> 01:06:02.440
and it's just you're kind of at
maximum. I'm at maximum, Like

930
01:06:02.559 --> 01:06:06.880
dude, if you like just whip
your dick out to piss like that shit,

931
01:06:08.039 --> 01:06:10.599
Like I'm like, oh man,
I got I Like, I'm so

932
01:06:10.960 --> 01:06:14.360
sweaty, like it's it immediately I
have to shower because it hits me in

933
01:06:14.400 --> 01:06:18.239
the face and I can only imagine
whoa you're having, Like I mean,

934
01:06:18.280 --> 01:06:21.760
because that's just like if you don't
because I know some people actually they put

935
01:06:21.840 --> 01:06:25.639
a yildren all over there, like
and not anti pressprint, but just like

936
01:06:25.679 --> 01:06:29.039
reiar yildren. They put it all
over their body like they'll put like yeah,

937
01:06:29.159 --> 01:06:32.719
the and so maybe it's but I
the way that I was raised,

938
01:06:32.719 --> 01:06:39.679
I never did that, so I
would shower regularly to not get extra sweaty.

939
01:06:40.599 --> 01:06:44.000
So I don't know, man,
yeah, maybe I'm like I just

940
01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:45.800
can't remember. What do you got? Yeah, I feel like it was

941
01:06:46.079 --> 01:06:50.079
like probably like I must have been
like a kid kid like maybe like nine

942
01:06:50.280 --> 01:06:55.320
or eight or ten, like one
of those, and I think the longest

943
01:06:55.320 --> 01:06:58.239
iime went was like maybe like four
days. I think I remember specifically because

944
01:06:58.280 --> 01:07:01.360
I was like, I don't I
hate I didn't like showering, Like I

945
01:07:01.400 --> 01:07:03.519
didn't like it, Like it was
like an annoyance. It would take me

946
01:07:03.519 --> 01:07:06.400
away from like everything that and like
there's also that feeling of like when you

947
01:07:06.440 --> 01:07:10.320
get out of it and you're fucking
freezing, it's just like this sucks.

948
01:07:10.400 --> 01:07:14.920
It's so uncomfortable, like I hate
this. But yeah, I think that

949
01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:16.400
was probably like the last time.
And then like obviously like you missed like

950
01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:23.280
a day or like you miss days
sometimes. But remember when showering imagine remember

951
01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:26.239
when it became showering and not bathing, and how much less fun it was

952
01:07:26.760 --> 01:07:31.239
immediately. I was so disappointed when
I could no longer take baths. I

953
01:07:31.559 --> 01:07:35.960
was sad, like I was like, actually, like I still take baths.

954
01:07:38.239 --> 01:07:45.320
I don't take bath I can't fit
in a bath even myself, though

955
01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:49.719
the average bathtubs are not like they're
not they're like not designed for like average

956
01:07:49.800 --> 01:07:56.679
human adults and to fit in there
comfortably in the way that say, even

957
01:07:56.719 --> 01:08:00.400
if I'm in there, the water
super shallow or it's gonna like, oh,

958
01:08:00.559 --> 01:08:03.880
you know, it's I'm bi can't
even stretch out all the way.

959
01:08:04.519 --> 01:08:10.239
And so it's even if you go
to a fucking hotel, there's only only

960
01:08:10.400 --> 01:08:15.600
like say usually like the fancier suits
have like a good fucking bath that you

961
01:08:15.720 --> 01:08:18.439
know, it's it's bullshit. I
don't know. Pisses me off. Like

962
01:08:18.439 --> 01:08:21.640
when I see the video the movies
people like both couples in the bathtub and

963
01:08:21.680 --> 01:08:27.159
I'm like, what are they in? That's not real, that's real.

964
01:08:27.319 --> 01:08:30.600
I've done that. I've been in
a bat I've been in a bathroom.

965
01:08:30.640 --> 01:08:32.279
I've been in I remember I went
I went to this girl's house that I

966
01:08:32.319 --> 01:08:35.039
was dating, and we we did
that and it was like I can't believe

967
01:08:35.079 --> 01:08:38.600
that this is that there's even a
tub that's big enough for this. So

968
01:08:38.760 --> 01:08:44.359
she's crazy, Like where the was
shorter than you, No, she was

969
01:08:44.439 --> 01:08:47.119
taller. It was a big tub. It was a big tub. But

970
01:08:47.239 --> 01:08:50.920
like it was also like there were
I don't want to get to. It

971
01:08:51.039 --> 01:08:54.560
was like it was like a place
that they were saying temporarily, so they

972
01:08:54.600 --> 01:08:57.479
were like kind of put up in
like a really good spot for like a

973
01:08:58.000 --> 01:09:00.600
period of time. And I was
just like Yo, this is this bathroom

974
01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:03.279
is fucking crap. And it had
a shower on the other side. Yeah,

975
01:09:03.479 --> 01:09:05.399
that was That was when I couldn't
leave, like a standing shower.

976
01:09:06.640 --> 01:09:10.560
I do remember the kind of think
of it. I was in. I

977
01:09:10.640 --> 01:09:15.319
was in a fancy house in Sedona
and some uh some funny enough we were

978
01:09:15.359 --> 01:09:20.279
talking about tender earlier. This was
long story short. I was living in

979
01:09:20.359 --> 01:09:25.119
a loft at my friend's apartment and
so his parents actually lived to this house.

980
01:09:25.640 --> 01:09:27.840
And this was the most awkward shit
ever because this chick was like,

981
01:09:27.920 --> 01:09:29.880
oh, like, let's smash,
and I'm like, I don't have any

982
01:09:30.159 --> 01:09:34.359
fucking doors, right, I try
anyway, I can't because knowing that the

983
01:09:34.439 --> 01:09:39.079
parents are right fucking there downstairs.
Yeah, and then to the right in

984
01:09:39.199 --> 01:09:44.199
the room, I'm fucking like,
you know, I'm not I'm not adequately

985
01:09:44.479 --> 01:09:47.760
adequately prepared to smash. She thinks
it's her. She's like, oh,

986
01:09:48.000 --> 01:09:49.960
like, you know, like see
your self esteem thing. I'm like,

987
01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:54.680
bitch, you're fucking stupid. Anyway, randomly she's like, oh, I

988
01:09:54.760 --> 01:09:58.960
gotta go to Sedona to check on
my mom's property because she sells stuff.

989
01:09:59.479 --> 01:10:00.079
Do you want to go? And
I'm like, this is weird. Am

990
01:10:00.079 --> 01:10:03.279
I gonna get killed? I literally
have known you for like hours. And

991
01:10:03.720 --> 01:10:08.880
I went while the fucking not brought
my shotgun. We shot some shit in

992
01:10:08.920 --> 01:10:12.840
the desert, went to the fucking
house, and I was so upset with

993
01:10:13.039 --> 01:10:15.720
like the way that rich people live, because like Sedona is a really rich

994
01:10:15.760 --> 01:10:24.119
city. And there was a stone
room shower. It was like a completely

995
01:10:24.319 --> 01:10:29.000
stone slab thing seats and everything where
people can get the room a shower.

996
01:10:29.479 --> 01:10:33.600
It was like half of like of
it's the size of a room, but

997
01:10:33.720 --> 01:10:38.239
it's like it's not the whole room
though, So the bathroom part of the

998
01:10:38.279 --> 01:10:42.960
bathroom was like the size of a
decent room where you can just congregate and

999
01:10:43.039 --> 01:10:46.479
sit down and pop open some beers. Then there was another shower that was

1000
01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:51.119
its own thing and it was massive, a guest shower had the stupidest design

1001
01:10:51.119 --> 01:10:54.680
I've ever seen. It was the
longest shower. It was the long The

1002
01:10:54.800 --> 01:10:59.239
shower was probably ten feet long.
I didn't even understand how this worked.

1003
01:10:59.560 --> 01:11:01.920
And then it this weird little trickle
down thing where it was shaved ever so

1004
01:11:02.079 --> 01:11:06.560
slightly so it'll just pour into the
drain like this weird thing instead of like

1005
01:11:06.800 --> 01:11:11.479
having it more at like an angle
so it'll just drain fast. But it

1006
01:11:11.600 --> 01:11:15.239
was like designed that way to almost
look virtually flat, but then it just

1007
01:11:15.880 --> 01:11:18.239
slightly curves and it was like a
ten. I was like, what the

1008
01:11:18.319 --> 01:11:24.079
fuck is this? What is this
for? I don't know, fucking five

1009
01:11:24.159 --> 01:11:27.479
million dollar house and I was like, this is so stupid, giant tog

1010
01:11:28.960 --> 01:11:30.399
that would have been amazing. I
wouldn't even know what you're doing. That

1011
01:11:30.520 --> 01:11:39.720
ship man like took the house and
that is That's it. That is that

1012
01:11:39.880 --> 01:11:42.279
is my main decision, Like it
is one of the it is one of

1013
01:11:42.319 --> 01:11:45.439
the prime decisions on what like that
I was looking for. When I was

1014
01:11:45.479 --> 01:11:46.840
trying to find like an apartment,
I was like, I want central air

1015
01:11:48.439 --> 01:11:53.800
and I want a tup Like I
don't because to me, because do you

1016
01:11:53.840 --> 01:11:56.680
remember when we lived in what is
it? Me and Kingston lived in this

1017
01:11:56.800 --> 01:12:00.680
building? Uh, it's a long
long It was a long apartment. It

1018
01:12:00.760 --> 01:12:02.640
was like the first apartment was the
first apartment that we lived in when we

1019
01:12:02.640 --> 01:12:09.399
first started doing the show. And
my bathroom, like the bathroom for everybody

1020
01:12:09.439 --> 01:12:14.840
else had a tub or whatever,
but like my standalone like master bathroom had

1021
01:12:14.880 --> 01:12:17.720
a standing shower and I didn't think
it would bother me until like I lived

1022
01:12:17.760 --> 01:12:19.479
there for a long time and it
was like god damn, I just really

1023
01:12:19.520 --> 01:12:23.800
want to relax and like soak and
I can't. I have to stand in

1024
01:12:23.880 --> 01:12:29.560
the shower and just like fucking annoyed. It's so annoying. So like now

1025
01:12:29.600 --> 01:12:32.000
it's like that's like a prime thing. And also sing with hotels, like

1026
01:12:32.039 --> 01:12:34.000
if if I'm if I have to
be put up somewhere and I have to

1027
01:12:34.039 --> 01:12:36.760
go somewhere, it's like it's got
a I need a tub in that room.

1028
01:12:38.960 --> 01:12:41.359
Right. If I'm gonna be on
a plane, if I'm gonna be

1029
01:12:41.399 --> 01:12:43.720
on a plane for fucking hours at
a time and then I'm gonna get off

1030
01:12:43.720 --> 01:12:45.239
and then I'm gonna go to the
into this hotel, I'm gonna want to

1031
01:12:45.359 --> 01:12:48.359
I'm gonna want to get clean,
and I'm certainly not gonna want to fucking

1032
01:12:48.600 --> 01:12:57.279
stand during Yeah, me through my
hourly panic attacks at the fucking in a

1033
01:12:57.399 --> 01:13:02.720
plane the full time, having severe
panic phone. I hate flying, bro,

1034
01:13:04.399 --> 01:13:08.319
because that's what I always hear people
take for that ship I go through

1035
01:13:09.520 --> 01:13:13.760
on planes. Man, Yeah,
I'm just a plane twitch and crying,

1036
01:13:14.079 --> 01:13:18.880
shaky. I mean, what if
you if you take like say if you

1037
01:13:18.920 --> 01:13:23.359
were to take it. You don't, we don't. We don't fly very

1038
01:13:23.399 --> 01:13:26.960
often. So would it be an
issue if you took it, like say

1039
01:13:27.039 --> 01:13:30.039
that seldomly, Like say, oh, that's the issue. The issue.

1040
01:13:31.119 --> 01:13:35.000
The issue is that it would you
you can't get the you can't get the

1041
01:13:35.159 --> 01:13:39.680
quantity that you would need for that. Like how often do you fly realistically?

1042
01:13:40.680 --> 01:13:45.199
Yeah, yeah, like let's just
say five times your max max and

1043
01:13:45.279 --> 01:13:49.279
then you get like so you get
a like a thing of pills and then

1044
01:13:49.319 --> 01:13:54.439
you'd have like it would it would
expire probably by the time you were halfway

1045
01:13:54.520 --> 01:13:58.680
under your flights, so like yeah, yeah, I don't know. Yeah,

1046
01:13:59.640 --> 01:14:02.039
so fries the brain if you do
it too much. But uh,

1047
01:14:03.000 --> 01:14:04.920
what were we talking about? Oh
yeah, thank you for the for the

1048
01:14:05.000 --> 01:14:10.359
fun fact Papa Jesus about the Vikings
and oh right, how English people are

1049
01:14:10.800 --> 01:14:14.600
fucking the worst. Praise the praise
the Vikings and their bloody and all that

1050
01:14:14.680 --> 01:14:19.079
ship praise. Let's see. I
hate this. I hate this name.

1051
01:14:19.479 --> 01:14:23.279
I'm not I'm going to say this, but only because they this is the

1052
01:14:23.359 --> 01:14:26.439
name of the person R. I. P. K. David nineteen fifty

1053
01:14:26.439 --> 01:14:29.479
six and twenty twenty four. Don't
fuck with that. Don't fuck with that

1054
01:14:29.600 --> 01:14:34.199
juju. That's disgusting and crazy thing
to say. The fact that you probably

1055
01:14:34.239 --> 01:14:39.199
thought that's funny is crazy. The
worst. We will get you. We

1056
01:14:39.279 --> 01:14:45.039
will get you, We will get
you. It's coming. He says,

1057
01:14:45.079 --> 01:14:50.600
Hello, gay, Hispanics and normal
black man Jesus welcome. Uh that was

1058
01:14:50.680 --> 01:14:55.279
me question. That was a nice
question. When do you guys think Dragon

1059
01:14:55.319 --> 01:14:57.439
Ball should have ended? Person?
I say, should have happened with the

1060
01:14:57.439 --> 01:15:00.000
Battle of Gods. But what say
you? I think the to ze should

1061
01:15:00.000 --> 01:15:03.520
have ended. It doesn't need to
be there, doesn't need to be anymore.

1062
01:15:03.560 --> 01:15:08.880
I don't I don't get the whole
I'm saying. Super was fine,

1063
01:15:09.600 --> 01:15:13.560
was fine. I love the stuff
beyond Super. I think it's actually really

1064
01:15:13.640 --> 01:15:15.479
cool, but it's unnecessary. I
think, I can you still enjoy it?

1065
01:15:15.560 --> 01:15:18.119
But I'm like, oh, this
should have ended after this should have

1066
01:15:18.239 --> 01:15:24.600
ended after what you call it,
Like like after they they beat Boo a

1067
01:15:24.680 --> 01:15:27.359
little time skip with pan flying around
like that, it's like, all right,

1068
01:15:27.399 --> 01:15:30.359
cool, new generation, it's over
now. Yeah. It's kind of

1069
01:15:30.359 --> 01:15:33.159
how I feel about Halo in that
way where it's like I like Halo Infinite

1070
01:15:33.279 --> 01:15:36.119
and it's like there's subparts of it
that I'm like this, that's better,

1071
01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:42.720
better than five and four whatever,
But like you had to trudge through.

1072
01:15:42.920 --> 01:15:45.520
We had to trude through so much
bullshit to get here that it almost doesn't

1073
01:15:45.560 --> 01:15:48.000
count anymore. Like go Han's the
main character. Again. I love that

1074
01:15:48.119 --> 01:15:53.000
Gohands really heavily focused on this series
right now. Really cool. Unnecessary though,

1075
01:15:53.680 --> 01:15:57.880
yeah, totally literally don't need it. It was great and it just

1076
01:15:58.000 --> 01:16:04.680
made everything all the just super Saiyan. Like I even Super Sayan three I

1077
01:16:04.720 --> 01:16:09.640
thought was kind of stupid. I
just was kind of like I I'm I

1078
01:16:09.800 --> 01:16:12.840
I think I would have charged up
a charge of Super saiyaning like Super Saying

1079
01:16:12.840 --> 01:16:15.000
two. It is cool. Then
all of a sudden, you grew your

1080
01:16:15.039 --> 01:16:17.439
hair like a fucking it just it
just started getting stupid where I'm like,

1081
01:16:18.159 --> 01:16:21.199
let's contain it within this, let's
let's contain it, let's end it.

1082
01:16:21.319 --> 01:16:26.279
And then and then it just now
there's fucking what is it ultra instinct,

1083
01:16:26.359 --> 01:16:29.000
like get the fuck out of here, dude, Like I look at I

1084
01:16:29.119 --> 01:16:33.600
watched, I watched like all of
that stuff, and that one stupid alien

1085
01:16:33.680 --> 01:16:40.119
guy that what was his name that
was like the strongest ever. Yeah,

1086
01:16:40.239 --> 01:16:45.560
that ship I was just like I
yeah, is that when the universes are

1087
01:16:45.600 --> 01:16:51.279
battling. I just come on,
guys, just stop, please stop,

1088
01:16:51.800 --> 01:16:57.680
please stop all this stuff. We
grew up with this so meaningless, so

1089
01:16:57.960 --> 01:17:04.239
meaningless. I don't agree with that. When Goku became a Super saying you

1090
01:17:04.319 --> 01:17:10.359
know, uh, fucking for the
first time, that is such an insignificant

1091
01:17:10.439 --> 01:17:15.840
moment now compared to how weak like
they would fucking like from that, that

1092
01:17:16.319 --> 01:17:19.680
mustache idiot would fucking squash them,
you know what I'm saying, Like,

1093
01:17:19.800 --> 01:17:26.600
it's just like the little kids,
little kid Go ten would beat the flaming

1094
01:17:26.840 --> 01:17:31.000
funk out of Super saying Goku throwing
fucking he would beat him to death,

1095
01:17:31.439 --> 01:17:36.960
even beat him to that. It
would even be close. It's just it

1096
01:17:38.119 --> 01:17:43.239
just sucks, man, because I
feel like respecting that as the closest and

1097
01:17:43.319 --> 01:17:45.079
then like Super Saiyan to just kind
of a charged of version. I felt

1098
01:17:45.079 --> 01:17:47.359
like that was good. I just
felt like that was good, and it

1099
01:17:47.479 --> 01:17:53.520
would have it wouldn't have felt like
this. What what do you think there's

1100
01:17:53.560 --> 01:17:59.920
gonna be something past ultra instinct like
that? Why would they stop? The

1101
01:18:00.039 --> 01:18:01.279
fuck? Are they gonna call it
this time? What are they gonna do

1102
01:18:01.399 --> 01:18:05.399
this time? They're not even their
hair isn't even changed anymore. They just

1103
01:18:05.479 --> 01:18:09.399
have jizz on them. It's just
like a jizz aura And that's all it

1104
01:18:09.600 --> 01:18:14.399
was, right if I remember correctly. Yeah, it's just it's it's what

1105
01:18:14.520 --> 01:18:20.560
do you do? Gohan's hair turned
white and got really big thing like you

1106
01:18:21.159 --> 01:18:26.760
like like remember the Kids next Door
parody when number four or he went super

1107
01:18:26.800 --> 01:18:30.800
sayd his hair was the side of
a building almost that is exactly what happened

1108
01:18:30.800 --> 01:18:35.079
to go. Actually, the thing
about it really ultimately is that you are

1109
01:18:35.279 --> 01:18:40.600
these characters are getting so strong,
Like I remember in the base, like

1110
01:18:40.720 --> 01:18:44.039
in original Dragon Ball Z and like
the first season in the Saying saga,

1111
01:18:45.159 --> 01:18:53.720
Gohan had to like focus just to
see where Yamcha and a cybermen were like

1112
01:18:53.840 --> 01:18:59.640
because they were moving so fast that
they were basically yam and a cybermen.

1113
01:19:00.800 --> 01:19:06.119
So like, how how much stronger
can you possibly be? Or how much

1114
01:19:06.239 --> 01:19:14.119
faster can you possibly be than imperceptibly
fast? Like it's it's what, I

1115
01:19:14.159 --> 01:19:16.079
don't know, it's it's yeah,
it's it's power pay It just made a

1116
01:19:16.159 --> 01:19:19.359
lot of that insignificant, but it
it doesn't make it insignificant to me just

1117
01:19:19.399 --> 01:19:24.199
because like I just consider it like
it's and we also it happened so long

1118
01:19:24.319 --> 01:19:28.279
after we live through it, but
it also like it happened so long after

1119
01:19:28.399 --> 01:19:30.359
that there's no way that like a
Kuratoryama. When he was writing, Z

1120
01:19:30.680 --> 01:19:36.199
was thinking like ultra instinct fucking you
know what I mean? So it's right,

1121
01:19:36.359 --> 01:19:41.319
so it all feels like a very
like deeply like an afterthought anyway,

1122
01:19:41.439 --> 01:19:43.079
So like to me, it's just
like, yeah, all right, he

1123
01:19:43.159 --> 01:19:45.920
goes all to instringt. But that's
like fucking fan fiction Goku, Like I

1124
01:19:45.920 --> 01:19:47.319
could, I could give a fuck
less what happens to fan fiction Goku Go.

1125
01:19:47.479 --> 01:19:50.319
They think could come out with a
new Dragon Ball fucking super episode where

1126
01:19:50.399 --> 01:19:54.640
Goku's a pedophile, and it wouldn't
change my mind about fucking Goku because that's

1127
01:19:54.680 --> 01:20:00.560
not Goku. That's just some new
moment, that's new Go. Who doesn't

1128
01:20:00.600 --> 01:20:05.720
understand, who doesn't understand what that
he he there's this moment where like Figea

1129
01:20:05.840 --> 01:20:08.760
was like, you you know,
you don't know what a kiss is?

1130
01:20:11.600 --> 01:20:15.199
Right right? Right right? I
forgot about that, Like dude, how

1131
01:20:15.279 --> 01:20:18.720
did you so did you even?
How did I need to know? Because

1132
01:20:18.760 --> 01:20:25.239
of this man, this man passionlessly
pounded come into this woman staring. We

1133
01:20:25.279 --> 01:20:30.880
didn't even know the pressure that what
if he just came in in her He's

1134
01:20:30.920 --> 01:20:33.479
like, oh you need this.
He just gave it to He just gave

1135
01:20:33.520 --> 01:20:38.479
it to Gi Sam can come.
SAMs can come on demand. In fact,

1136
01:20:38.920 --> 01:20:44.640
they come on demand. Here you
go buy big gummies. And then

1137
01:20:44.760 --> 01:20:45.720
just gave it to her. And
then he just went and got a fight

1138
01:20:45.880 --> 01:20:49.840
and he would fight like gas,
like hitting that pussy good. So at

1139
01:20:49.920 --> 01:20:53.239
least there's that, at least we
know, like he's fucking hitting them corners

1140
01:20:53.279 --> 01:20:58.560
and those walls. You know,
there was a moment in Dragon Ball Z

1141
01:20:58.840 --> 01:21:03.439
where NAPA came to and he destroyed
all of Earth's military. That was badass,

1142
01:21:03.520 --> 01:21:08.760
like sucking up the jets and ship
NAPA, but he destroyed the whole

1143
01:21:08.960 --> 01:21:15.720
entire planet's military, all of it
all, Napa. There was no way

1144
01:21:16.000 --> 01:21:21.600
to say that is like thirty years
ago. Think of it right now,

1145
01:21:21.680 --> 01:21:27.239
Think of right now. If you
little Pan, the little baby Pan could

1146
01:21:27.520 --> 01:21:35.600
beat Napa, that little baby Pan
would she can't stand up yet already Vegeta

1147
01:21:35.680 --> 01:21:40.359
was already capable of blowing up the
world, like when he got there literally

1148
01:21:40.720 --> 01:21:45.800
season like yeah, literally, and
the Lily and then Mahan book comes here

1149
01:21:45.880 --> 01:21:48.000
is like he could destroy galaxies.
It's like, all right, what do

1150
01:21:48.079 --> 01:21:51.760
you mean that's too much? Do
you know what a galaxy is? Really

1151
01:21:53.600 --> 01:21:56.439
like? It's like, do you
really know what a galaxy is? Like?

1152
01:21:56.560 --> 01:21:59.159
Actually, actually, do you know
what that is? If you would

1153
01:21:59.199 --> 01:22:03.000
say something that third, yeah,
I do, Like I don't know.

1154
01:22:03.079 --> 01:22:08.359
I liked I liked the concept of
like kid Boo as this as this,

1155
01:22:08.560 --> 01:22:11.960
like as this like manifestation of evil
and just like just like all of that.

1156
01:22:12.159 --> 01:22:13.760
I thought that was cool. I
liked that there was a villain that

1157
01:22:13.800 --> 01:22:15.319
had like no, there was like
a force in nature. That's cool,

1158
01:22:15.640 --> 01:22:24.760
but like it, you know what
I mean? Like personally, I would

1159
01:22:24.880 --> 01:22:30.079
have been fine after the Cell saga, Like I would have been fine with

1160
01:22:30.239 --> 01:22:32.800
that was a projected, actual ending
that Toyama really wanted. Actually that's what

1161
01:22:32.880 --> 01:22:36.880
he was. It felt fine like
around that time, because yeah, who's

1162
01:22:36.960 --> 01:22:43.159
gonna And then I didn't really like
Gohan beating perfect Cell. I didn't like

1163
01:22:43.279 --> 01:22:50.479
that just it just it didn't like
the amount of it didn't it was it

1164
01:22:50.560 --> 01:22:55.199
got a little bit weird where it's
like, oh, I'm here in spirit

1165
01:22:55.319 --> 01:22:59.159
to help you out, but not
really actual energy and he beat him with

1166
01:22:59.319 --> 01:23:04.760
one hand versus perfect cell. It
didn't it didn't really that that was fair.

1167
01:23:05.159 --> 01:23:10.920
I was okay, to be fair, it wasn't exactly that. Geta

1168
01:23:11.000 --> 01:23:15.079
helped a lot in that help.
Vegeta help, Piccolo helped and helped.

1169
01:23:15.760 --> 01:23:20.880
Uh, they all helped out,
to be fair. The reason why Gohan

1170
01:23:21.079 --> 01:23:26.800
was put in that predicament was Vegeta. Again, Vegeta just being useless and

1171
01:23:26.920 --> 01:23:30.640
trying to flight. It ain't getting
slapped, couldn't walk. That moment was

1172
01:23:30.840 --> 01:23:36.520
ridiculous. But I'm so hard he
couldn't move, that's true. But without

1173
01:23:36.520 --> 01:23:42.720
that, without that Vegeta, yeah, Vegina basically beat cell. I don't

1174
01:23:42.720 --> 01:23:46.119
know about. Basically, Vegeta.
Virgina gave Gohan the moment to use his

1175
01:23:46.199 --> 01:23:49.760
full power to be able to over
Yeah, but Gohans still wasn't using his

1176
01:23:49.840 --> 01:23:53.359
full power. That's the thing.
He still wasn't using his full power,

1177
01:23:53.680 --> 01:23:58.239
and that annoyed me because I was
like, Gohan, seriously, dude,

1178
01:23:58.920 --> 01:24:03.760
enough's enough when the fight, like, when your fight going this guy.

1179
01:24:04.479 --> 01:24:10.680
The only reason that I accept uh
the boot saga, outside of the fact

1180
01:24:10.680 --> 01:24:14.159
that it's just fun, it's just
a ridiculous, funiculous. It is the

1181
01:24:14.279 --> 01:24:17.359
most fun by far. Actually literally
it's a lot of it's a lot of

1182
01:24:17.359 --> 01:24:21.760
fun. There's like superheroes and fucking
mind, it's fucking ridiculous. There's there's

1183
01:24:21.880 --> 01:24:28.720
talking like semen, it's absurd.
But there's like speeches in that in that

1184
01:24:28.920 --> 01:24:31.159
saga that I think kind of trounce
a lot of the stuff from earlier on,

1185
01:24:31.239 --> 01:24:34.840
even if those sagas are better so
and that's really pulls it up,

1186
01:24:34.840 --> 01:24:39.520
Like the speeches are just so fucking
good that it's like, Okay, you've

1187
01:24:39.600 --> 01:24:44.159
earned You've earned all of this ridiculousness
in some way. But there was a

1188
01:24:44.199 --> 01:24:48.520
lot of just like yeah, at
the at that point, I was I

1189
01:24:48.560 --> 01:24:54.399
don't know that. It's like why
gold Freeze, Like the moment, the

1190
01:24:54.520 --> 01:24:58.239
moment when they're like doing Roberts fights
Booze, like how long do you need?

1191
01:24:58.800 --> 01:25:02.760
If only I had one minute and
just like one minute against that thing

1192
01:25:02.880 --> 01:25:08.960
is like an eternity, I guess
I'll do it. And I'm like,

1193
01:25:09.079 --> 01:25:12.520
because it was that season was that
season felt like dragon Ball again. It

1194
01:25:12.600 --> 01:25:15.800
felt like dragon Ball again, where
it was just like it was a comedy

1195
01:25:15.920 --> 01:25:17.800
show. A lot. There was
a lot of moments that were just funny,

1196
01:25:18.159 --> 01:25:23.359
freaking go on, calling Super Bowl
retard and punching him in the head

1197
01:25:23.439 --> 01:25:27.039
to hardest eyes came out of the
sockets. Like moments like that were just

1198
01:25:27.119 --> 01:25:29.479
like, this is a lot of
really, really, really funny moments.

1199
01:25:30.000 --> 01:25:34.239
I've seen that retard. I've seen
that image of like the subtitle saying you

1200
01:25:34.479 --> 01:25:39.279
retard, But like, is that
real he calls him a retard? Yeah,

1201
01:25:40.039 --> 01:25:43.000
Like, is there a footage of
that, because because it came out

1202
01:25:43.039 --> 01:25:47.439
in the nineties and you could say
that in the nineties, is there footage

1203
01:25:47.479 --> 01:25:55.840
of all the DVDs he says retard? He says retard. There's no English

1204
01:25:55.920 --> 01:26:00.239
dub of him saying retard, that's
for sure. There is not. There

1205
01:26:00.359 --> 01:26:03.239
is. I think he called him
a retard and all in the original sets.

1206
01:26:04.680 --> 01:26:08.399
If you bought the Blue Rays back
when they were probably first coming out,

1207
01:26:08.399 --> 01:26:12.199
you could probably find it because you
were watching it and he said retard

1208
01:26:13.479 --> 01:26:17.239
in English. Yeah, I really
I just feel like that they wouldn't.

1209
01:26:19.159 --> 01:26:21.920
I mean, that's great if that
if that I love that, If that's

1210
01:26:23.000 --> 01:26:26.680
true. I know he says it
in Japanese, and he says it in

1211
01:26:26.760 --> 01:26:29.399
Japanese. Yeah, of course they
don't give a fuck. I don't care.

1212
01:26:30.359 --> 01:26:35.319
There there's no little girl in Japan. Yeah it's not real. This

1213
01:26:35.439 --> 01:26:41.239
isn't real. It's not really I
can't find it. So anyway, Yeah,

1214
01:26:41.239 --> 01:26:43.079
that's that's that. I don't know
what the fun we read to get

1215
01:26:43.159 --> 01:26:45.640
us here, but oh yeah,
the how we feel about Z where it

1216
01:26:45.640 --> 01:26:47.479
should have been oh yeah at Z
at the end of Z, he should

1217
01:26:47.479 --> 01:26:50.159
have been fine. I thought him
going to train group was dumb, but

1218
01:26:50.399 --> 01:26:54.680
like whatever, it's like, do
you think any chance to leave my family?

1219
01:26:55.239 --> 01:26:57.319
Do you think this would have happened? Do you think super would have

1220
01:26:57.359 --> 01:27:01.720
happened if if G didn't happened?
Do you feel like GT was so bad

1221
01:27:01.840 --> 01:27:05.079
that they're like we got to just
do something like's lit's Do you think actually

1222
01:27:05.159 --> 01:27:09.479
that is true? I do think
there is a I do think there is

1223
01:27:09.479 --> 01:27:13.560
an aspect of it where it's just
like we can't leave with that. I

1224
01:27:13.720 --> 01:27:17.520
think people over exaggerate how bad GT
is often. I'll be honest, I

1225
01:27:17.720 --> 01:27:20.439
don't like it. I don't think
I think people over exaggerate how bad I

1226
01:27:20.479 --> 01:27:24.439
don't. I don't think it's good. I don't think it's good by no

1227
01:27:24.520 --> 01:27:27.479
means. I think it's good,
but I think people over exaggerate how bad

1228
01:27:27.520 --> 01:27:30.439
it is. It's just fun.
It's what it is. Looks exaggerated.

1229
01:27:30.439 --> 01:27:33.680
It's been well over a decade since
I watched it, because I watched it

1230
01:27:33.760 --> 01:27:36.880
again in the twenty tins. I
remember I watched it and I watched in

1231
01:27:36.920 --> 01:27:40.800
the twenty tens and then I was
like, I don't like this, give

1232
01:27:40.800 --> 01:27:44.000
it another shot. But from what
I remember, I do not like it

1233
01:27:44.079 --> 01:27:48.760
at all. I hate I think
Super Satyan four is so stupid. Uh,

1234
01:27:48.840 --> 01:27:51.039
there's so there are so many problems. There are so many problems.

1235
01:27:51.039 --> 01:27:56.319
You didn't like Dominican kid Gokul.
You didn't like dark skin Kid Gokul.

1236
01:27:56.319 --> 01:28:00.199
He was sucking his ship and I
was like, why is he soare Dominican

1237
01:28:00.279 --> 01:28:05.319
Goku bro shiny too? I don't
know what the didn't you didn't like?

1238
01:28:05.399 --> 01:28:12.840
You didn't like Go Go Vegeta with
the chaplain mustache killed the gay people or

1239
01:28:12.920 --> 01:28:15.720
virgin when he killed gay people?
Did you guys notice that remember that part

1240
01:28:15.760 --> 01:28:17.479
where he like literally remember that?
I don't remember. Some guys was like

1241
01:28:17.560 --> 01:28:20.239
throwing. He was in a car
with his daughter and they were like,

1242
01:28:20.319 --> 01:28:23.920
hey, it's hey beautiful. How
was it going and he was like,

1243
01:28:24.079 --> 01:28:28.359
I'm with my dad. We're not
talking to you, bitch. And then

1244
01:28:28.399 --> 01:28:30.439
Vegeta drives over to them and pulls
the steering wheel off, and they drive

1245
01:28:30.520 --> 01:28:33.560
off the cliff. You remember that
that is real. That is real.

1246
01:28:33.720 --> 01:28:38.000
That is that does happened. Don't
remember that is Honestly, that's the only

1247
01:28:38.079 --> 01:28:41.439
part of the of GC that I
liked and endorsed wholeheartedly. It was it

1248
01:28:41.520 --> 01:28:51.199
was Vegeta. I like, before
whatever he goes for against gay people,

1249
01:28:51.239 --> 01:28:58.119
he's just fighting this gay guy at
full hour, a regular human with the

1250
01:28:58.119 --> 01:29:00.520
blitzweight. We gotta kill this gay
person. Yeah, I don't know.

1251
01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:05.039
GT was just I I I just
felt like the vibe was just entirely wrong

1252
01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:06.960
with it. Like I didn't like
peel offf being there. I didn't like

1253
01:29:09.159 --> 01:29:13.199
it. I didn't like that it
was kid Goku and Pan and Trunks.

1254
01:29:13.640 --> 01:29:16.960
It was just such a like,
it was just such an The ensemble just

1255
01:29:17.000 --> 01:29:19.399
didn't make any fucking like, I
don't want to see these people hanging out

1256
01:29:19.399 --> 01:29:25.159
at all, quite frankly, like
I don't want Goku. Yeah it's yeah,

1257
01:29:25.199 --> 01:29:28.399
it's it's just dumb. But uh
oh, Grant, my grandpa's younger

1258
01:29:28.439 --> 01:29:30.800
than me, It's like, what
the fuck is this freaky Friday ship?

1259
01:29:30.880 --> 01:29:33.119
Is this dumb bullshit? Nobody wanted
to see that too, because everybody that

1260
01:29:33.239 --> 01:29:38.199
was watching GT were fucking old.
They're a way, they're older. They

1261
01:29:38.279 --> 01:29:40.920
were older, they weren't fucking so
when do you want to be like,

1262
01:29:41.000 --> 01:29:43.840
oh, I want to fucking hang
out with kids. We already had Dragon

1263
01:29:43.920 --> 01:29:46.960
Ball. Why the I just don't. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie

1264
01:29:47.079 --> 01:29:50.520
and say that I didn't think the
design form super saying four, while I

1265
01:29:50.560 --> 01:29:55.399
thought was really dumb, was also
kind of sick. I mean, I

1266
01:29:55.640 --> 01:29:59.000
liked, I liked, I liked, I like, I liked yoga,

1267
01:29:59.079 --> 01:30:01.199
and I liked to Omega s Enron. But that was it. That was

1268
01:30:01.279 --> 01:30:05.119
really it. But there was like
baby Vegeta came up and like he was

1269
01:30:05.119 --> 01:30:08.159
like it was I'm vegeta but a
baby, and it's like, what the

1270
01:30:08.279 --> 01:30:13.600
fuck, No, he's vegeta but
a toughl he's a tough I forgot a

1271
01:30:13.640 --> 01:30:17.560
lot of Yeah, please stop,
it's hurting. I like that is there?

1272
01:30:17.560 --> 01:30:24.960
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1273
01:30:25.000 --> 01:30:28.319
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1274
01:30:28.399 --> 01:30:33.560
Remember go over there and participate if
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1275
01:30:33.720 --> 01:30:36.159
S wrote, and he says,
hey, Krusty sock, your own belly

1276
01:30:36.199 --> 01:30:43.119
button and your uncle's chin all places
where commends up. I guess if you

1277
01:30:43.359 --> 01:30:48.560
had the power to go back in
time and add into any movie either one

1278
01:30:48.800 --> 01:30:55.079
hard R or one penetrative sex scene, what movie and in what scene?

1279
01:30:55.119 --> 01:31:00.439
Would you add these things? I
love this crazy. I would add the

1280
01:31:00.560 --> 01:31:02.399
N word to that scene in Willy
Wonka where he's telling you where he's telling

1281
01:31:02.520 --> 01:31:10.319
Charlie that he lost you lose,
you get nothing, you get nothing good?

1282
01:31:12.680 --> 01:31:15.319
Yeah, I think it would fit. It would first of all,

1283
01:31:15.319 --> 01:31:17.840
it would fit the tone. Also, it would be jarring as fuck that

1284
01:31:18.000 --> 01:31:21.319
deep into the movie for that to
happen like that would be if everything was

1285
01:31:21.399 --> 01:31:26.399
the same, because it's like,
I mean, he did blazing Saddles.

1286
01:31:28.199 --> 01:31:30.359
He never said it though he never
said it, He never said it once

1287
01:31:31.039 --> 01:31:36.960
and saying he never said it one
time. The only person that never said

1288
01:31:38.000 --> 01:31:42.359
it in that movie, Well he
wasn't the only really not even no no,

1289
01:31:42.399 --> 01:31:45.439
no, no, I kid you
not pretty much everybody else said it

1290
01:31:45.479 --> 01:31:48.479
but him. I've seen that movie
way too many times there, there's the

1291
01:31:48.600 --> 01:31:53.640
citizens are the ones that kept saying
it. But like the main said,

1292
01:31:53.760 --> 01:31:57.000
the mayor, the mayor said it, the black guys said it. He's

1293
01:31:57.039 --> 01:32:00.079
not the other black guys the main
said. The main characters didn't say it.

1294
01:32:00.960 --> 01:32:04.560
The main character said it, literally
said it. The merit said it

1295
01:32:04.640 --> 01:32:08.560
as well, he's not. He's
not main character. You don't see him

1296
01:32:08.600 --> 01:32:15.479
very often. Who characters then,
so so obviously uh so Jane and uh

1297
01:32:16.159 --> 01:32:25.199
my nigga, let's see uh hetty
Lamar Sorry they call them Headley, they

1298
01:32:25.199 --> 01:32:32.640
call him Hedley says it really no, absolutely not its main characters. There's

1299
01:32:32.760 --> 01:32:38.720
just it's it's it's mostly like the
the town people saying it. Obviously,

1300
01:32:38.800 --> 01:32:46.600
that frontier guy and the fucking the
bell kept going off like you know,

1301
01:32:48.279 --> 01:32:53.920
and stuff like that. Like there, there's there's enough of them, but

1302
01:32:54.079 --> 01:32:59.840
it's it's it's it's kept relatively to
the towns folks because they're so insanely stupid.

1303
01:32:59.840 --> 01:33:02.199
That kind of the whole point.
Yeah, yeah, it's it's not

1304
01:33:02.359 --> 01:33:08.159
as much as you remember if you
watch it again, it's well, arguably

1305
01:33:08.199 --> 01:33:12.159
some people say it was way too
many, but it's only a funny moment

1306
01:33:12.319 --> 01:33:17.520
I stand by that point. It's
only a comedically well timed moment. The

1307
01:33:17.600 --> 01:33:21.560
mayor's reading the the he's reading the
thing, and he could he had the

1308
01:33:23.560 --> 01:33:26.720
prepared the speech and everything, and
he's supposed to say our new sheriff.

1309
01:33:26.760 --> 01:33:30.239
But then he says, you know, our new word. That fucking guy

1310
01:33:30.399 --> 01:33:32.920
falls down in his chair. The
fucking sign. They fucking flip it up,

1311
01:33:33.600 --> 01:33:36.239
bart puts it back down, you
know. Like So it's it's I

1312
01:33:36.800 --> 01:33:42.560
that love that movie. It's so
good. I love that. I watched

1313
01:33:42.560 --> 01:33:46.000
it with her. Jaw dropped.
Her jaw dropped at that movie. She

1314
01:33:46.079 --> 01:33:49.439
had never seen. Movie came out
and I was like, yeah, people

1315
01:33:49.520 --> 01:33:54.720
keep saying like you you can't make
this. You can't make this movie anymore.

1316
01:33:55.159 --> 01:33:58.920
You can't make and I'm like,
well you could, It's just there's

1317
01:33:59.119 --> 01:34:01.760
no need. There's no because say, for example, what's his name,

1318
01:34:02.720 --> 01:34:08.119
who's the guy that loves shoes?
Quentin Tarantino our feet sorry, like he

1319
01:34:08.279 --> 01:34:13.640
still throws like Tarantino if he loves
it, would just love shoes. I'd

1320
01:34:13.680 --> 01:34:15.399
be if it was like he's just
obsessed. It's like, look, man,

1321
01:34:15.399 --> 01:34:18.239
I got Doc Martin's, I got
I got the crocs. I got

1322
01:34:18.279 --> 01:34:26.840
everything crocs Uma. Thurman just has
some inappropriate shoes on certain scenes, Like

1323
01:34:26.880 --> 01:34:30.880
there's like no business he's wearing,
so it's just shoes. What inappropriate shoes?

1324
01:34:30.000 --> 01:34:38.760
Okay. Tarantino movies have a bunch
of inns come on, even modern

1325
01:34:38.840 --> 01:34:41.239
day, even modern day, it's
crazy, you know, it's crazy.

1326
01:34:41.600 --> 01:34:45.920
There a lot of them, Like
a lot of them moment to moment.

1327
01:34:45.039 --> 01:34:49.560
They kind of make sense relative to
what's going on, literally, except for

1328
01:34:49.640 --> 01:34:57.239
the one in his most famous movie, that moment it is so unnecessary to

1329
01:34:57.479 --> 01:35:00.159
have that word there. Like I've
looked at like in my screen in my

1330
01:35:00.239 --> 01:35:04.039
screenwriting class, we went through it
and my teacher was like, look at

1331
01:35:04.079 --> 01:35:09.000
all the time in Django and you
know, screenwriting class and the class that

1332
01:35:09.039 --> 01:35:13.399
I was literally taking a Dutch community
college, not that just odd community college.

1333
01:35:13.640 --> 01:35:15.920
We were looking at that movie and
you're like, look at this moment.

1334
01:35:15.840 --> 01:35:21.439
Yeah, oh what he was And
I was just like looking at it,

1335
01:35:21.520 --> 01:35:26.239
and he was just like, what
is the point of saying is here?

1336
01:35:26.600 --> 01:35:28.760
And it's like this is emphasize top
set. He is like, yeah,

1337
01:35:29.039 --> 01:35:31.560
but it's really not necessary. He
get just that's upset he was,

1338
01:35:31.840 --> 01:35:35.680
but to say this is not a
dead fucking body storage room. There's no

1339
01:35:36.159 --> 01:35:40.520
need to throw the ani wid in
there, especially in front of this other

1340
01:35:40.720 --> 01:35:44.520
black guy that is clearly he didn't
have to say that to him. And

1341
01:35:44.600 --> 01:35:46.199
I was like, I mean,
it does kind of, it does kind

1342
01:35:46.239 --> 01:35:48.880
of inform an insensitivity of the character, you know what I mean, Like

1343
01:35:48.920 --> 01:35:53.920
it is completely unnecessary at this person. Well, I mean, it's the

1344
01:35:54.039 --> 01:35:56.680
movie is inherently unnecessary. It's a
it's a movie, you know what I

1345
01:35:56.720 --> 01:36:00.960
mean, Like I understand, but
every other moment it's said, it's to

1346
01:36:01.119 --> 01:36:05.960
emphasize like how shitty of a character
they are, or it fits with the

1347
01:36:06.079 --> 01:36:12.840
moment to moment interactions of them,
and that one scene it is genuinely not

1348
01:36:13.119 --> 01:36:18.079
necessary compared to like all the time
it's used in Django Django. It's actually,

1349
01:36:18.199 --> 01:36:21.720
yeah, but it's necessary. It's
not necessary everything, or even in

1350
01:36:21.840 --> 01:36:27.800
Jackie Brown, like it's well on
Jackie Brown or those movies that it makes

1351
01:36:27.840 --> 01:36:31.119
sense because that was thrown around like
willy nilly. It was just I would

1352
01:36:31.159 --> 01:36:35.399
say, arguably, I think that
scene probably could have been better because that

1353
01:36:35.600 --> 01:36:42.319
moment was a little distracting. It
was from the idea. I don't know,

1354
01:36:42.520 --> 01:36:47.039
I feel like I feel like we
don't really. I feel like we're

1355
01:36:47.079 --> 01:36:50.479
looking at it from like a lens
of like when we were kids, and

1356
01:36:50.680 --> 01:36:56.319
just like nobody talks like that,
and it's like the seventies people, some

1357
01:36:56.399 --> 01:36:59.560
people do. It's just there's a
brutal Willis movie where he's walking around with

1358
01:36:59.600 --> 01:37:02.319
that word on a sign on him. Oh yeah, where he's like in

1359
01:37:02.399 --> 01:37:06.640
the like that's Bruce fucking Willis,
you know, So like I don't know,

1360
01:37:08.840 --> 01:37:12.119
I understand, I understand that.
But mat Mueller was for the absurdity.

1361
01:37:13.039 --> 01:37:15.319
That's the absurdity that is a different
context in the moment that that was

1362
01:37:15.600 --> 01:37:21.399
because I think the character of Sam's
of Sam Jackson's character the moment, the

1363
01:37:21.600 --> 01:37:27.520
character he just displayed himself as throughout
that whole entire film would have shot him

1364
01:37:27.560 --> 01:37:33.399
in his fucking face back up from
the mic you've cunt. Yes, he

1365
01:37:33.439 --> 01:37:35.319
would have been like, Oh,
you're gonna call me that blam, you're

1366
01:37:35.359 --> 01:37:39.680
dad. I'm gonna kill the woman
in here too. That's it. It

1367
01:37:39.800 --> 01:37:44.319
was just like Jules was very submissive
in that in that scene in a way

1368
01:37:44.479 --> 01:37:48.039
that say, he kind of reacted
to that as if he as if Quentin

1369
01:37:48.079 --> 01:37:53.119
Tarantino's character didn't say it where it
said it was very distracting because there was

1370
01:37:53.199 --> 01:37:58.159
nothing that would insinuate that this guy
was some ultra bigot other than that moment

1371
01:37:58.279 --> 01:38:00.279
by saying that, it just seemed
a little distracting to me. It's not

1372
01:38:00.359 --> 01:38:03.399
even like I don't really care at
the end of the day, but like,

1373
01:38:03.720 --> 01:38:06.119
I feel like that scene because I
really do like that scene. I

1374
01:38:06.159 --> 01:38:10.840
love the wolf and everything. I
just think that that would have been a

1375
01:38:11.119 --> 01:38:15.640
fucking excellent scene if that wasn't in
there, Like I think it, maybe

1376
01:38:15.640 --> 01:38:18.199
the scene could have been a little
bit better. But that's that is just

1377
01:38:18.319 --> 01:38:25.359
speculation because obviously I think it's a
funny scene. It's funny. I think

1378
01:38:25.399 --> 01:38:27.680
it's like, damn, it just
come on of it cuts a little bit,

1379
01:38:27.760 --> 01:38:30.279
It's like that comes out of nowhere. I just think that it's such

1380
01:38:30.279 --> 01:38:33.520
an outrageous line of dialogue that like
it kind of it's just so out of

1381
01:38:33.600 --> 01:38:39.600
pocket that I can't help it be
like if it's it just feels so that

1382
01:38:39.760 --> 01:38:43.600
is honestly probably my least No,
it's not my least faorite quit chance in

1383
01:38:43.640 --> 01:38:45.760
the movie, but it's like it's
one of it's one of them. I

1384
01:38:45.840 --> 01:38:50.560
think that's almost I would say,
probably right. It's one of my least

1385
01:38:50.600 --> 01:38:55.359
favorites. Yeah, I don't like
popular too. I think Once upon a

1386
01:38:55.399 --> 01:38:58.840
Time in Hollywood is probably my least
favorite. But I I wanted to see

1387
01:38:58.840 --> 01:39:01.720
that. Yeah, I saw it
once and I was like, I don't

1388
01:39:01.880 --> 01:39:04.239
I don't even know if movie gets
better the more you watch it. I've

1389
01:39:04.239 --> 01:39:06.800
seen it like three times, and
I really like it. Now you still

1390
01:39:06.840 --> 01:39:13.560
have three times? Okay, wow, not in theaters. I think anybody's

1391
01:39:13.560 --> 01:39:15.399
seen that movie three I don't even
think Quentin Tarantino's seen that movie three times.

1392
01:39:15.439 --> 01:39:18.760
I enjoyed that movie. It's really
really cool. It's it's very it's

1393
01:39:18.800 --> 01:39:26.399
a very very film film. Lover's
film though, Yeah, like you really

1394
01:39:27.079 --> 01:39:29.840
film that movie. What's her?
What's her name? I like Margaret Kayley

1395
01:39:30.239 --> 01:39:31.560
or whatever. She's cool. She's
in because she's in Death Stranding. Also,

1396
01:39:31.960 --> 01:39:33.800
that's how I know her. But
like, I don't know. I

1397
01:39:34.000 --> 01:39:38.760
think, yeah, that's that's one
of my That's one of the movies where

1398
01:39:38.760 --> 01:39:41.479
I'm just I don't know that.
In pulp fiction, I like pulp fiction,

1399
01:39:41.560 --> 01:39:44.079
but like I don't. I could
never see pulp fiction again, and

1400
01:39:44.079 --> 01:39:46.439
I'd be totally fine, you know, like I wouldn't I love that movie.

1401
01:39:46.680 --> 01:39:49.600
I wouldn't wrestle to see it.
I just loved I love Django and

1402
01:39:49.880 --> 01:39:54.479
Inglorious and The Hateful A. It. I didn't like this until I saw

1403
01:39:54.520 --> 01:39:56.880
it again. I saw The Hateful
A the first time that I was like,

1404
01:39:56.920 --> 01:39:59.239
this is long and fucking annoying.
And then the second time I was

1405
01:39:59.279 --> 01:40:01.720
like, oh, this is It's
good because like when you don't know how

1406
01:40:01.840 --> 01:40:05.279
long, when when you don't know
how much, like how long things are

1407
01:40:05.359 --> 01:40:09.399
going to go on for that movie
is hell. But then when you when

1408
01:40:09.399 --> 01:40:11.520
you've seen it already you kind of
understand the pace of it, It's like,

1409
01:40:11.560 --> 01:40:13.840
oh, this is great. Actually, this is good. I think

1410
01:40:14.600 --> 01:40:17.720
has the best rite, Like I
think hate Fulate's writing amongst the characters to

1411
01:40:17.800 --> 01:40:23.239
each other is really impressive. I
think everyone's interactions and they're talks to each

1412
01:40:23.279 --> 01:40:26.479
other and like the guy, like
the picking each other up along the way

1413
01:40:26.520 --> 01:40:30.960
and then all getting stuck in the
like very well written story wise. I

1414
01:40:30.079 --> 01:40:36.439
think Quentin Tarantino's a racist, foot
loving freak that should be. He is

1415
01:40:36.520 --> 01:40:41.399
so clearly autistic, though, isn't
that isn't that obvious? Yes? Like,

1416
01:40:41.520 --> 01:40:45.239
yes, it is I love.
What I love about him is that

1417
01:40:45.359 --> 01:40:48.000
like he's like, well he no, he doesn't act like Elon. He

1418
01:40:48.560 --> 01:40:54.359
he's he's way more charismatic than you
on first off. But he will absorb

1419
01:40:54.720 --> 01:40:58.439
the personalities of the people around him, like he doesn't like there's this great

1420
01:40:58.520 --> 01:41:00.960
interview of him, like with like
Samuel accent, like a bunch of other

1421
01:41:00.000 --> 01:41:02.560
black actors, and I don't know
if it's like for Django or like for

1422
01:41:02.640 --> 01:41:05.880
something else, or like just in
general, and he's just he's doing this

1423
01:41:06.079 --> 01:41:12.159
black scent obviously speaking, but like
you can tell, but you can tell.

1424
01:41:12.279 --> 01:41:15.439
It's like I don't know, there's
something about it where it's like you

1425
01:41:15.439 --> 01:41:16.680
could tell. It's like, oh, he's not like making fun he's just

1426
01:41:16.880 --> 01:41:24.239
genuinely like enthused people to these people
and he's like emulating. It's so funny

1427
01:41:24.399 --> 01:41:27.760
because it's like there's like he makes
some of the most not vile shit,

1428
01:41:27.840 --> 01:41:30.920
but he makes some of the most
like you know, visceral movies today in

1429
01:41:30.960 --> 01:41:34.760
comparison to a lot of other people. But he's like I look at him

1430
01:41:34.840 --> 01:41:45.640
like this child basically try it is. It's tough. I've I've listened to

1431
01:41:45.840 --> 01:41:49.279
Pace and it's tough and dude,
he wouldn't even like it was so funny.

1432
01:41:49.319 --> 01:41:54.000
When most people will kind of like
not call people out when they have

1433
01:41:54.079 --> 01:41:58.039
a feeling that somebody hasn't read something
of theirs or seen something of theirs,

1434
01:41:58.039 --> 01:42:00.600
will kind of just let it go. But like he imediately. I think

1435
01:42:00.600 --> 01:42:03.039
he had a podcast with Tom Segura, and he immediately like picked up on

1436
01:42:03.199 --> 01:42:06.560
that, Oh you didn't read my
book, like like kind of like why,

1437
01:42:06.840 --> 01:42:09.520
He's like no, and I said, I'm gonna get to it kind

1438
01:42:09.520 --> 01:42:13.319
of a thing, and he he
focused on it. He autistically focused on

1439
01:42:13.439 --> 01:42:16.079
that and like kind of shamed him. And I thought, like, damn,

1440
01:42:16.159 --> 01:42:19.199
that is so not how you were
supposed to do. You know you

1441
01:42:19.319 --> 01:42:24.199
kind of like it's like an awkward
thing that you kind of dance around.

1442
01:42:24.359 --> 01:42:27.840
Yeah, he's he's good in interviews
too. When he loses his ship at

1443
01:42:27.840 --> 01:42:30.560
people like, uh, there's that
great one where he's talking about violence and

1444
01:42:30.640 --> 01:42:33.600
media or whatever and people are like
giving him a hard time for like just

1445
01:42:33.760 --> 01:42:38.800
being violent. He's just like,
it's fun, bitch, it's fun.

1446
01:42:38.880 --> 01:42:42.359
Violence is fun. Shut the fuck
up. And he's like in a pressure

1447
01:42:42.439 --> 01:42:46.159
right thing and it's just like yo, this is wild. He's definitely,

1448
01:42:46.159 --> 01:42:53.000
he's definitely twisted. He's definitely he's
got definitely firmly planted on that spectrum.

1449
01:42:54.119 --> 01:43:02.439
Yeah, firm firmly grasp it.
All right, let's get the fuck out

1450
01:43:02.439 --> 01:43:09.000
of here. Thank you guys for
listening to today's episode of the Snark Tank

1451
01:43:09.119 --> 01:43:13.239
podcast. What's Up? What was
the question? Did we answer it?

1452
01:43:13.439 --> 01:43:16.119
Did we? Did we answer it? I'm I'm asking we didn't. That's

1453
01:43:16.199 --> 01:43:19.600
right, you're right, thank you, thank you, thank you. I

1454
01:43:19.680 --> 01:43:23.359
thought we were just going off on
a tangent and conversation. Thank you so

1455
01:43:24.039 --> 01:43:26.680
well. I answered it because I
said I would throw the N word into

1456
01:43:26.920 --> 01:43:32.520
into will oh good, good enough. That was the question, that's what.

1457
01:43:32.680 --> 01:43:34.600
And then we went to okay,
yeah, no, no, let's

1458
01:43:34.640 --> 01:43:36.479
go Yeah, that was good enough. One answer. We didn't answer the

1459
01:43:36.479 --> 01:43:40.720
penetrative sex I would answer. I
would add a penetrate one penetrative sex scene

1460
01:43:41.279 --> 01:43:50.239
to yes, the horse, the
horse toy story two up or something?

1461
01:43:51.119 --> 01:43:56.239
The horses name bullseye, bulls eye
the prospector, Oh, bullseye, bullseye

1462
01:43:56.279 --> 01:44:04.079
fucking the prospector like like he has
a list of yours. Basically, yeah,

1463
01:44:04.760 --> 01:44:08.359
you hear him squeaking and ship like
that. I hear him squeaking from

1464
01:44:09.079 --> 01:44:15.000
the toy, squeaking like a dog
toy. Yeah, you're like, that

1465
01:44:15.279 --> 01:44:20.439
is fucking scary. Anyway, let's
get the funk out of here. Thank

1466
01:44:20.479 --> 01:44:26.000
you for thank you for sporting.
Remember leave us nice reviews. Comment all

1467
01:44:26.119 --> 01:44:29.479
that jazz come out over the pitch
on a concepts of Stark Tank. Twenty

1468
01:44:29.479 --> 01:44:30.439
five dollars up to get your name
right on the right on the show,

1469
01:44:30.600 --> 01:44:33.319
five dollars to get your question to
get your question right on the show,

1470
01:44:33.359 --> 01:44:39.000
and one dollar get ad free early
all that ship. Uh Sweeney was a

1471
01:44:39.359 --> 01:44:45.560
Sweeney had an eye infection. So
we're like a little bit skewed on schedule,

1472
01:44:45.680 --> 01:44:47.239
but we're still getting all the episodes
out. We're still getting a ton

1473
01:44:47.279 --> 01:44:50.079
of ship out, so don't worry
about that. We'll be will be good,

1474
01:44:50.119 --> 01:44:53.119
super shit. I'm sad that I'm
really sad that you didn't take a

1475
01:44:53.119 --> 01:44:58.800
picture of yourself with a swollen I
would have, but it's it's Laine that

1476
01:44:58.880 --> 01:45:00.279
you refused to. I think I
think I think you should embrace when things

1477
01:45:00.319 --> 01:45:03.840
like that happens. A little heavy
sets though, cumming moto, you know,

1478
01:45:03.920 --> 01:45:08.439
from coming in your eye and making
it swollen. I've never come in

1479
01:45:08.479 --> 01:45:16.840
my own eye before until yesterday,
me neither because I wanted swollen. The

1480
01:45:16.880 --> 01:45:26.079
little windshow wipers come down and they
wipe it off. That's crazy. It's

1481
01:45:26.119 --> 01:45:28.640
little funny to give me somebody standing
down and thick. When they come and

1482
01:45:28.680 --> 01:45:30.840
the knocked themselves out with the PSI, that is a lit The funniest thing

1483
01:45:30.920 --> 01:45:36.199
with me, it's the leap with
a huge welt on their forehead from their

1484
01:45:36.239 --> 01:45:40.239
own All right, let's get out
of here. Come on, let's read.

1485
01:45:40.279 --> 01:45:44.880
Let's read the names. Miguel miguellow
hair is Oh yeah, I forgot

1486
01:45:44.920 --> 01:45:48.800
We count down, yeah, three, two one. Miguelo hair is trans

1487
01:45:48.880 --> 01:45:54.119
mask pussy. I wipe once and
I let God do the rest. Chernobyl

1488
01:45:54.399 --> 01:45:57.720
flash, Chernobyl flesh like. That's
insidious, by the way, Uh,

1489
01:45:57.960 --> 01:46:00.479
mc jack, you can find me
in the club. But hoole full of

1490
01:46:00.600 --> 01:46:05.079
come my bussy is the best.
If you fucking into fucking butts. I'm

1491
01:46:05.119 --> 01:46:10.880
into gaping sex. I ain't into
woman love. So ethereous conjured squirt sword

1492
01:46:11.960 --> 01:46:15.039
Uh using Sweeney's curtains to wipe the
sun come off him? How do you

1493
01:46:15.119 --> 01:46:19.600
make the names longer? It won't
let me fat uh Jack the world's fastest

1494
01:46:19.640 --> 01:46:24.319
Maori love you guys. My piece
is so big. Call it one cock

1495
01:46:24.960 --> 01:46:45.640
Arnold stupid. That's so stupid Arnold
schwartze faggot means so so stupid stupid good

1496
01:46:45.840 --> 01:47:04.119
dumb fucking Yes, there's a new
one. There is. There's another one

1497
01:47:08.199 --> 01:47:18.159
that's like a SpongeBob sponge. That
was really funny. I'm sorry, shut

1498
01:47:18.279 --> 01:47:30.199
up, bag shot app Oh my
god, was going to Epstein's island.

1499
01:47:35.239 --> 01:47:40.640
Squall am Andy the man whose handies
are stre and Dandy, the Amazing Spider

1500
01:47:40.680 --> 01:47:44.840
Man. One suit sucks, Yes
it does. I could have gotten a

1501
01:47:45.000 --> 01:47:47.119
tap I've could. I could have
gotten a tattoo of anything, and chose,

1502
01:47:47.239 --> 01:47:54.399
and chose fucking rise against Heath Smoker
chrisis Progerian anal dwelling vestigial twin wanting

1503
01:47:54.479 --> 01:47:58.159
him to stop eating Chipotle. You
gay, oh cringe, gay coum.

1504
01:47:58.720 --> 01:48:03.039
I wish I was. I wish
she was pipping on my pippa homeless transferm

1505
01:48:03.079 --> 01:48:10.039
who comes Actually that's only with a
deposit of three k war nice good.

1506
01:48:10.439 --> 01:48:15.520
I liked, I like I That's
such an obscure reference, but yes,

1507
01:48:15.600 --> 01:48:21.880
I appreciate it. Shit uh Phil
Felina proof we ain't fairy Topia no more.

1508
01:48:24.079 --> 01:48:26.840
I don't know what that means.
Uh Will be the base God asking

1509
01:48:26.880 --> 01:48:29.840
Selma cash money for feed picks on
Twitter. Dead serious. Joe Biden's inner

1510
01:48:29.880 --> 01:48:33.239
thoughts are dial up sounds, SpongeBob, piss pants, mister pants. I'm

1511
01:48:33.239 --> 01:48:38.239
sweirt that those are right after each
other. When things look gay and your

1512
01:48:38.279 --> 01:48:42.760
asses up against his balls, your
whole existence seems fucking homo. I don't

1513
01:48:42.760 --> 01:48:45.439
know what. I don't know what
song that is Baller of the First Sin

1514
01:48:46.319 --> 01:48:50.039
spumbufutters the N word, calling out
to Chris like a siren song every time

1515
01:48:50.079 --> 01:48:58.279
Sween defends Myles Morales, Oh man, jolly old dipshit. Will Smith reacting

1516
01:48:58.319 --> 01:49:05.800
to Aaron Bushnell's self evelation. You
know that's a that's a layered as joke.

1517
01:49:08.479 --> 01:49:11.640
You know what's crazy? You write
this, You write this down,

1518
01:49:11.760 --> 01:49:14.720
but sincerely, And I don't know
if this speaks to a certain level of

1519
01:49:14.760 --> 01:49:17.479
brain rot that has consumed me.
But when I first saw that video,

1520
01:49:17.640 --> 01:49:23.720
that is authentically the first thing I
thought. I didn't actually think, oh

1521
01:49:23.880 --> 01:49:28.039
that's all that's a Will Smith in
my head. So I love somebody wrote

1522
01:49:28.039 --> 01:49:30.600
this. That's a great edit to
post on Twitter immediately and they get your

1523
01:49:33.880 --> 01:49:38.920
I'm kinda I'm writing a video.
I'm writing a political video right now because

1524
01:49:38.920 --> 01:49:41.600
I'm trying to get I'm trying to
I don't know, I kind of feel

1525
01:49:41.640 --> 01:49:45.399
I feel a desire now because things
are so so insane and I'm trying to

1526
01:49:45.439 --> 01:49:47.920
make it funny. I'm trying to
make that whole thing funny and it's kind

1527
01:49:47.960 --> 01:49:51.079
of hard. But I think I
can do it. I think I can

1528
01:49:51.159 --> 01:49:57.520
do it. I think it's not
funny, all right, it's not even

1529
01:49:57.640 --> 01:50:01.920
remotely funny. Well, there's so
many things here's funny. I don't know.

1530
01:50:02.560 --> 01:50:04.840
Here's the thing. I think it's
it's not that it's not it's not

1531
01:50:04.960 --> 01:50:11.319
that it's intrinsically funny. But I
do think there is a funniest version of

1532
01:50:11.479 --> 01:50:15.920
everything. You can make anything funny. No, no, I mean,

1533
01:50:17.000 --> 01:50:24.399
what do you mean. Let me
put it this, like if man somebody

1534
01:50:24.600 --> 01:50:32.039
like somebody, somebody getting fucked to
death is not necessarily funny because it's rape.

1535
01:50:32.680 --> 01:50:36.479
Okay, Well, there you go. You're arguing the same thing,

1536
01:50:36.840 --> 01:50:39.439
the same things. I don't know
what you're arguing. Then, I don't

1537
01:50:39.439 --> 01:50:42.880
know what you're arguing. The same
thing, not same things. Someone getting

1538
01:50:42.920 --> 01:50:46.600
fucked two people. Could they can
greeting to have sex and this dude end

1539
01:50:46.720 --> 01:50:50.880
up having a baseball bat sized penis
and him fucking other person? That death

1540
01:50:51.119 --> 01:50:58.399
is kind of funny. Would you
let some would let someone know? Why

1541
01:50:58.439 --> 01:51:01.520
would somebody put a penis that big
inside you? That is like, mister

1542
01:51:01.600 --> 01:51:04.600
hand that the fact that he died
is not funny, but the fact that

1543
01:51:08.199 --> 01:51:10.880
that's right. But that's what I'm
That's what I'm saying. So there is

1544
01:51:11.159 --> 01:51:15.640
a funny, There is a funny. There's a there's a joke. There

1545
01:51:15.239 --> 01:51:17.000
there is no no, it's not
that there's a joke, it's just that

1546
01:51:17.079 --> 01:51:20.800
there is a funniest there's a there
is a Let's let's say that there's only

1547
01:51:20.880 --> 01:51:25.000
been a hundred plane crashes throughout history. Let's just say that for the sake

1548
01:51:25.000 --> 01:51:30.760
of argument, one of those must
be the funniest one. Like one of

1549
01:51:30.800 --> 01:51:34.000
them has to be by just nature
of you know what I mean, Like

1550
01:51:34.079 --> 01:51:38.319
one of them had to be like, oh, I ship myself and then

1551
01:51:38.359 --> 01:51:41.960
they and then the plane went out
of out of fucking control, you know,

1552
01:51:42.359 --> 01:51:45.560
Or even if it's something minor like
oh, he fucking slipped up a

1553
01:51:45.600 --> 01:51:48.560
little bit, like that's funnier than
somebody being like, I'm gonna kill everybody

1554
01:51:48.560 --> 01:51:51.680
on this plane, you know what
I mean? So like, I just

1555
01:51:51.720 --> 01:51:55.800
think there's a funniest version of everything. It's and as far as like self

1556
01:51:55.920 --> 01:52:01.439
immolation protests that there must be a
funniest self emmolation, and this is I

1557
01:52:01.520 --> 01:52:09.000
think it purely because that guy walks
over to him with a gun drawn.

1558
01:52:10.680 --> 01:52:14.359
That's I think what makes it the
funniest one, because it's like, dude,

1559
01:52:14.479 --> 01:52:18.600
you're gonna shoot the fire off him? What are you doing? Yeah,

1560
01:52:18.640 --> 01:52:24.039
the fact that you look he looked
confused, he was like walking over,

1561
01:52:24.039 --> 01:52:30.199
he was like, do I do
it? That's like aiding your gun

1562
01:52:30.359 --> 01:52:34.000
a skeleton. Yeah. Right,
But see, I think the way that

1563
01:52:34.039 --> 01:52:39.079
you're approaching it, you're doing it
on hard mode, opposed to that you

1564
01:52:39.199 --> 01:52:43.399
can make anything funny, no matter
how fucked up it actually is sure by

1565
01:52:43.560 --> 01:52:45.560
sure, you know, Like I
said, like the way that you're thinking

1566
01:52:45.560 --> 01:52:47.159
about it is kind of like,
all right, let me find the funny

1567
01:52:47.640 --> 01:52:50.880
in this tragic situation where it's like, well, why not just make a

1568
01:52:50.960 --> 01:52:56.840
funny scenario out of this tragic situation
right to where because that's really the easiest

1569
01:52:56.880 --> 01:53:00.840
thing to do. So you're just
hard, which I respect. Yeah,

1570
01:53:00.840 --> 01:53:03.119
I like, I mean, I
don't. There's the way I feel about

1571
01:53:03.119 --> 01:53:06.000
it is that there's a lot of
there's a lot of quarterings out there handling

1572
01:53:06.039 --> 01:53:14.119
the easy mode for us. So
let's uh, let's move on, jolly

1573
01:53:14.159 --> 01:53:15.800
old dipshit. Oh yeah, I
read this Slorrdy will Smith reacting Aaron on

1574
01:53:15.840 --> 01:53:19.600
selfim relation video propane as a hell
of a drug. I tell you what

1575
01:53:20.520 --> 01:53:24.520
tofer laser pistol, ciphergraph. If
Chunley had a penis, I would suck

1576
01:53:24.600 --> 01:53:29.079
it vigorously. Uh two mad six
under Jumper, my third eye blind.

1577
01:53:29.319 --> 01:53:31.920
I wish you would just give me
some head, my friend, friend,

1578
01:53:32.079 --> 01:53:36.359
you would you could get by without
the eye that I put semen in.

1579
01:53:38.640 --> 01:53:43.560
That's that's not that there's something there
kind of all right, all right,

1580
01:53:44.159 --> 01:53:46.159
that's probably one that I could actually
nail. I think I could nail Jumper

1581
01:53:46.239 --> 01:53:49.119
with from third eyeblind a a gay
version of that. We still have to

1582
01:53:49.159 --> 01:53:51.680
do smooth, by the way,
which is an extra AMMO that you guys

1583
01:53:51.720 --> 01:53:57.399
forgot. God dammit, that's what
I downloaded. Like when you when you

1584
01:53:57.520 --> 01:54:00.239
say you texted our chat you texted
our chat and you said e A is

1585
01:54:00.319 --> 01:54:02.479
in the drive or whatever. I
read that as like, oh cool,

1586
01:54:02.560 --> 01:54:05.680
and then I downloaded it and then
I put it into garage band and then

1587
01:54:05.720 --> 01:54:09.159
it was just the audio for the
podcast, and I was like, oh,

1588
01:54:09.199 --> 01:54:12.960
I didn't I didn't read this carefully. You still you still like recorded

1589
01:54:13.000 --> 01:54:15.960
it with you still did it though, you still get It's just like,

1590
01:54:16.159 --> 01:54:24.319
man, this is way different.
Uh. We wrote a gay version of

1591
01:54:24.399 --> 01:54:27.880
Smooth by We wrote a gay version
of smooth by Rob Thomas and Santana,

1592
01:54:27.960 --> 01:54:29.800
So you can go on over there
to get a sneak peek of what that's

1593
01:54:29.800 --> 01:54:33.640
going to be. Uh, and
uh, you know we're gonna record it

1594
01:54:33.920 --> 01:54:41.680
and it'll be fun rumors by Fleetwood
Mac. Okay, all right, that's

1595
01:54:41.760 --> 01:54:44.800
just straight up an album. It's
just straight up. That's it. That's

1596
01:54:45.479 --> 01:54:46.560
I mean, thank you. It's
a good it's a great album. But

1597
01:54:46.720 --> 01:54:51.960
like, uh, I was expecting
a lot more of an unhinged name Tom.

1598
01:54:53.039 --> 01:54:54.960
I'm scorting, get a glass.
I want to see it. WHOA

1599
01:54:55.119 --> 01:54:58.399
I suck on men? And I
gag, I'm a bottom getting throated getting

1600
01:54:58.479 --> 01:55:01.039
throttled right now? WHOA I suck
on men and gag. You gotta put

1601
01:55:01.079 --> 01:55:06.319
context for these man uh and as
always rounding out our list, back to

1602
01:55:06.399 --> 01:55:12.359
tank of Cum, Caucasian container h
the cracker barret for gays, Donald Trump

1603
01:55:12.399 --> 01:55:15.439
burbing on Dom's Click, Chris wearing
earplugs in bed to role play being deaf

1604
01:55:15.520 --> 01:55:21.079
and blind'd be crazy. All I
want to do is gaily fuck your tight

1605
01:55:21.199 --> 01:55:28.680
poo poo because I love smelling your
doo dooo on my Wand I don't know,

1606
01:55:28.760 --> 01:55:30.600
I don't even think that's a song. I think people are just writing

1607
01:55:30.640 --> 01:55:40.920
fucking absurd ship now. Yeah,
Possum is the only empathetic person from Long

1608
01:55:41.000 --> 01:55:51.199
Island and Vettiga nigra uh me.
My partner just bought an entire PS five

1609
01:55:51.239 --> 01:55:55.039
to play hell Divers too, but
we're homeless. It's a justified investment.

1610
01:55:55.079 --> 01:56:00.520
It's fun. It really is one
of those. It really is. Yeah,

1611
01:56:00.520 --> 01:56:04.079
you know what I would? I
would I would if I didn't already

1612
01:56:04.119 --> 01:56:06.079
have a p S five, it
probably would have been the thing that would

1613
01:56:06.079 --> 01:56:09.399
have been like, yeah, okay, uh. But it's also on PC,

1614
01:56:09.479 --> 01:56:13.439
so I don't know why you did
that necessarily. But Stephen Hawkings italicized

1615
01:56:13.520 --> 01:56:15.800
jaw licking kid clin on EPI Island. Am I going to Hell? Yes?

1616
01:56:17.159 --> 01:56:20.720
Just the hard R Star Coffee.
Hey O, I'm so fucking gay

1617
01:56:20.800 --> 01:56:30.520
O Red Hot Chili Members, I'm
so fucking gay. I hate that song.

1618
01:56:30.640 --> 01:56:38.479
Good song, I don't, I
just gay. I just don't.

1619
01:56:38.600 --> 01:56:40.560
I don't know, man, there's
something about the Red Hot Chili Peppers where

1620
01:56:40.600 --> 01:56:44.000
like, I don't like that guy's
voice. I think is what it comes

1621
01:56:44.000 --> 01:56:46.560
down to. I think he sounds
like really annoying. I like his voice

1622
01:56:46.600 --> 01:56:54.800
other than his stupid good but I'm
like, what are you doing? Why

1623
01:56:54.920 --> 01:56:57.960
you stop doing that? It's not
are you rapping? I don't understand what

1624
01:56:58.000 --> 01:57:05.760
you're trying to do. He's like, He's like, I know, I

1625
01:57:05.960 --> 01:57:12.840
know the show. I'm like,
ah, my favorite my favorite thing is

1626
01:57:12.920 --> 01:57:16.119
like I learned I I found that
purpose through weird al because of a song

1627
01:57:16.159 --> 01:57:20.840
that he did about the fucking Flints. Now, yeah, he does such

1628
01:57:20.840 --> 01:57:27.760
a good job of making that,
making it obvious why that's annoying. But

1629
01:57:27.920 --> 01:57:31.680
I got that got that with my
name Wilma. That was the first one

1630
01:57:31.720 --> 01:57:36.000
I ever heard. I bought that
an album because of that. I think

1631
01:57:36.039 --> 01:57:40.000
that might be the first one I
heard too. Actually, it also threw

1632
01:57:40.039 --> 01:57:44.279
me off because so I heard this
before that because under the Bridge, I

1633
01:57:44.359 --> 01:57:46.800
didn't know that was the song on
its own. So because it starts off,

1634
01:57:46.960 --> 01:57:49.560
Yeah, the parody starts off with
under the Bridge and then it goes

1635
01:57:49.640 --> 01:57:54.000
to give it away a minute.
Yeah, so that threw me off.

1636
01:57:54.039 --> 01:57:57.920
As a kid, I'm like,
wait, I don't understand where's the intros?

1637
01:57:57.920 --> 01:58:01.159
An adult, but I was like
where's I was like, where's the

1638
01:58:01.279 --> 01:58:05.039
intro to this fucking song? Because
it worked really well like that, like

1639
01:58:05.159 --> 01:58:08.479
into the Bridge flows really well into
that other song. So it's like,

1640
01:58:08.479 --> 01:58:11.359
oh, it was weird to be
that like that. They didn't even notice

1641
01:58:11.399 --> 01:58:15.079
that because it's it's ironically a good
mash up for them. But uh,

1642
01:58:15.720 --> 01:58:20.199
gay blade, gay Blade, I
like Dick come to death, Come to

1643
01:58:20.359 --> 01:58:26.439
death by the voice actress for Spider
Gwen. Okay, Uh, my son

1644
01:58:27.119 --> 01:58:30.319
froze to death in the wastes of
Ohio by being by going homeless to pay

1645
01:58:30.399 --> 01:58:34.119
you Fox And this is how this
is now his memorial, his memorial Rip

1646
01:58:34.199 --> 01:58:38.920
John, Rest in peace, John, Thanks for your money. Hopefully you

1647
01:58:38.920 --> 01:58:44.720
didn't Hopefully you didn't disconnect your account
from the patroon before you died. Transform

1648
01:58:44.840 --> 01:58:49.760
Gremlin transferm Gremlin exposing people with lytosin
tolerance to ninety million rogins of ionizing radiation.

1649
01:58:49.920 --> 01:58:54.680
USh not Vinpenn Craig the Canadian,
a list of all the people with

1650
01:58:55.199 --> 01:59:00.720
whom the Queen had depraved relations.
Real document. Uh It's boy Shawney d

1651
01:59:00.920 --> 01:59:06.359
Edward Sigma the rizzler so stupid.
Oh that doesn't make sense though, m

1652
01:59:08.720 --> 01:59:12.840
okay, I'll accept it. Sigma
Edward's Sigma not bad. I live,

1653
01:59:12.920 --> 01:59:15.880
although Sigmas aren't rizzlers as far as
I understand, As far as I understand,

1654
01:59:17.000 --> 01:59:21.760
Yeah, I live in Philly,
and everything you guys said's true.

1655
01:59:21.760 --> 01:59:25.119
Also, I saw a horse running
down ninety five ball by itself. Chief

1656
01:59:25.199 --> 01:59:29.119
Voice. You're listening to ninety eight
point three Smooth FM, the classiest station

1657
01:59:29.239 --> 01:59:33.279
in DC. Next up, shitt
in the Woods by Maclamore. Uh three

1658
01:59:33.439 --> 01:59:36.239
x O inventing a new sect of
Islam where you get twenty seventy two fim

1659
01:59:36.279 --> 01:59:39.520
boys after blowing up the bathroom,
slurping, stroke and stroke, smoking,

1660
01:59:39.600 --> 01:59:44.840
joking emoticons going like this. Drip
m h Lord of homeless Drip Dracula flow.

1661
01:59:45.680 --> 01:59:48.159
Dude with a neural link cut me
off in traffic. I took my

1662
01:59:48.760 --> 01:59:54.119
flipper zero. I took out my
flipper zero and gave him gender dysphoria.

1663
01:59:55.560 --> 02:00:04.399
Ob crazy Ohray Jackson vernon Norwegian game
dep paying So Derek cares, Tom,

1664
02:00:04.520 --> 02:00:10.920
this is Kayla. Leave me and
my fam fucking family alone. Oh my,

1665
02:00:11.359 --> 02:00:16.199
uh fuck you you. She wouldn't
pay twenty five dollars to tell you

1666
02:00:16.319 --> 02:00:20.800
this. I wonder if I go
on my favor, I will bess her

1667
02:00:20.920 --> 02:00:27.960
just being like, yo, fuck
youz ship. Yeah, dude, I'm

1668
02:00:28.000 --> 02:00:31.359
a big dog. I'm a big
dog, big bear Fellas, I'm a

1669
02:00:31.479 --> 02:00:41.640
lion Fellas Fellas, I'm gonna I'm
gonna steal your bones. You will.

1670
02:00:41.920 --> 02:00:49.439
You wouldn't download a car gooning till
I hurt Kurt, Oh, gooning till

1671
02:00:49.439 --> 02:00:55.119
like Kurt Cobaine myself with COUM.
That's fucking wow, Abby Garrett, your

1672
02:00:55.159 --> 02:00:59.199
penis is out. Sween wake,
Sween waking to chasing Christ and Derek for

1673
02:00:59.319 --> 02:01:02.319
coming on his feet so they could
fuck is San Francisco girl. I don't

1674
02:01:02.319 --> 02:01:06.840
know what the fuck you're even saying. Only all right, s f girl,

1675
02:01:06.880 --> 02:01:10.680
I don't know what. I don't
know what that means. Street fighter

1676
02:01:10.720 --> 02:01:13.960
girl, that's San Francisco to me
street fighter girl, I guess okay,

1677
02:01:14.119 --> 02:01:17.560
I don't know. Uh SF is
San Francisco to me, uh wage sleigh

1678
02:01:17.600 --> 02:01:21.800
five eighty three, A sad guy
from Michigan. Also maybe also maybe some

1679
02:01:21.920 --> 02:01:26.560
of you masturbating, maybe one standing
and one with your ass in it,

1680
02:01:26.880 --> 02:01:31.239
maybe another with some butthole showing.
Nice all right, I appreciate it.

1681
02:01:31.239 --> 02:01:33.560
I see that. That's in addition
to like, can I get one dick

1682
02:01:33.640 --> 02:01:38.800
pic within without your sweatpants? Can
I get one without and one in disposition?

1683
02:01:39.159 --> 02:01:42.680
Also maybe some of you masturbating also
one maybe if you stand standing in

1684
02:01:42.720 --> 02:01:45.600
one with your ass in it,
maybe one with butthole showing the Veeppinie bros.

1685
02:01:45.880 --> 02:01:50.880
Holding Derek's engraved glasses, Chris's audio
remote and swings discord link for ransom

1686
02:01:51.319 --> 02:01:56.399
Donkerson installing a faulty neural link.
Chris has had the place thunder on repeat.

1687
02:01:56.399 --> 02:01:58.359
You gotta pay the trolls soos again. The boys whole gay six.

1688
02:01:58.399 --> 02:02:00.640
The ancient Greeks knew it was never
gay, gay or straight, but rather

1689
02:02:00.800 --> 02:02:03.720
top and bottom. That's why breeding
fenboy bussy isn't gay? All right?

1690
02:02:03.720 --> 02:02:08.479
I have all right, good racist
Fiddler on the roof be like if I

1691
02:02:08.520 --> 02:02:19.239
were a rich man, censor it, drowning it. It is good,

1692
02:02:20.760 --> 02:02:23.800
it is. It is not that
I'm gonna put it in chat. I

1693
02:02:23.840 --> 02:02:26.479
want you guys to read it because
I don't want to get clipped. You

1694
02:02:26.600 --> 02:02:29.199
can say, just got to read
it, like, I just don't feel

1695
02:02:29.239 --> 02:02:30.960
like I don't feel like dealing with
it. I don't, I don't.

1696
02:02:30.960 --> 02:02:32.279
I don't mind saying it. I
just don't feel like it's funny though,

1697
02:02:32.279 --> 02:02:46.039
and I think it. Yeah,
it's not that bad that reading it's fucking

1698
02:02:46.119 --> 02:02:58.640
crazy. Reading it really threw me
off read it, so I'm not wait,

1699
02:02:58.640 --> 02:02:59.920
wait, we want me to read
it? You want me to read

1700
02:02:59.920 --> 02:03:01.840
it out? Yeah? Go ahead, man, Yeah, racist for the

1701
02:03:02.520 --> 02:03:08.600
roof, be like if I was
a rich man, nigga nigga, nigu

1702
02:03:08.880 --> 02:03:15.079
niggah, fuck it up, nick
gud, niggud niggud nigga niggin. Wait,

1703
02:03:15.119 --> 02:03:16.960
what is it if I was a
rich boy? Do you roof?

1704
02:03:17.760 --> 02:03:19.439
No? I don't remember. I
don't know about the top my head.

1705
02:03:20.520 --> 02:03:26.119
Fucking anti Semitic motherfucker over here.
Let's move on. What kind of name

1706
02:03:26.680 --> 02:03:30.760
is so? Anyway? You some
kind of muppet? Uh sweeny things?

1707
02:03:30.880 --> 02:03:38.760
Eels have superpowers. Ah help fuck
an evil lesbian h home alone six enter

1708
02:03:38.840 --> 02:03:43.119
the homo verse. Shit's so nice, I had it twice. John Strickland

1709
02:03:43.520 --> 02:03:45.359
finally got a mason jar big enough
to fit the Chris Rag on YouTube.

1710
02:03:45.439 --> 02:03:48.840
All right, don't tell me that
Mers eighteen eighty nine not a doctor,

1711
02:03:48.920 --> 02:03:55.159
but I'm doofing her till she schmirts
fucking Phineas and ferb references Jesus Christ,

1712
02:03:55.720 --> 02:04:01.359
the First chur of Key David singing
Saga Last Sagala Buba magic of Buba flibbity

1713
02:04:01.399 --> 02:04:06.000
flabbity boobs. The fuck am I
seeing the Second Church of Key David featuring

1714
02:04:06.000 --> 02:04:09.279
being better than the First Church of
Key David pre Roz Blake eight nine and

1715
02:04:09.319 --> 02:04:13.800
six. People really like asterisk and
obelisk, but it's literally just small junkie

1716
02:04:13.800 --> 02:04:17.119
and some fat Just a small junkie
and some fat fuck getting laid from mispronouncing

1717
02:04:17.159 --> 02:04:20.119
that one African country. Little dick
Rag lost my job at Coles because they

1718
02:04:20.119 --> 02:04:24.039
caught me playing with the Annequin boobs. Alaskian oil field trash, Texas Stater

1719
02:04:24.159 --> 02:04:28.920
salad. Once a man from Poughkeepsie
laughed like a drunk, dying gypsy.

1720
02:04:29.359 --> 02:04:32.039
He went around being a weenie.
Who else but old Tom Sweeney. That's

1721
02:04:32.159 --> 02:04:42.760
not you don't that's not what that's
not correct, that's not that's that's not

1722
02:04:42.840 --> 02:04:45.680
what a limerick is. I know
what you're trying, but it's do better

1723
02:04:46.399 --> 02:04:49.359
research the research limericks and then come
back come back with a limerick. I

1724
02:04:49.520 --> 02:04:54.960
like limericks. That was not one. Chris gave me a burp fetish Oh

1725
02:04:55.119 --> 02:04:58.439
No, Sue Hulk tickle my ass
hair is nicky, Ziggy Wicked nine O

1726
02:04:58.560 --> 02:05:01.319
nine, Jackson DuPont Badly Brave Duck
the Vegan Necromancer. I got consent Athery

1727
02:05:01.359 --> 02:05:03.840
and Brgerian Punch, Melphis when the
Angers tried and joined the view from the

1728
02:05:03.840 --> 02:05:06.359
deplaus on the six floor and as
always King of pe Hazard rounding at our

1729
02:05:06.439 --> 02:05:12.119
list. Hey twenty five dollars enough
Patreon supporters, thank you all so much.

1730
02:05:12.359 --> 02:05:15.760
I think the problem with this,
uh if I were a rich man,

1731
02:05:15.880 --> 02:05:18.159
it's that I think it has too
many in here. Maybe that's why.

1732
02:05:18.439 --> 02:05:21.039
Yeah, But I think the idea
is that you would I think the

1733
02:05:21.119 --> 02:05:24.600
idea is that you would just kind
of sound it out based on how the

1734
02:05:24.680 --> 02:05:30.319
song goes and just kind of inherently
understand good nig, good nig when it

1735
02:05:30.399 --> 02:05:34.439
start on when it stopped on nig, you wouldn't. It's not it would,

1736
02:05:34.560 --> 02:05:38.119
but like I think, I think
the idea is that you would even

1737
02:05:38.199 --> 02:05:42.600
see that and just kind of understand
how it can you just understand Okay.

1738
02:05:42.840 --> 02:05:45.960
So I was just trying to like, yeah, okay, fair enough,

1739
02:05:45.000 --> 02:05:47.479
fair enough. I just I just
feel like, say, I want I

1740
02:05:47.560 --> 02:05:50.319
want our audience too, when you
guys are doing these things. I want.

1741
02:05:50.560 --> 02:05:54.800
Syllables are important. We learned this
in like maybe first grade or something.

1742
02:05:55.039 --> 02:05:57.880
I think syllables when we really like
kind of start to learn about the

1743
02:05:58.000 --> 02:06:01.159
dude, I know adults you don't
know what syllables are. That's not insane,

1744
02:06:01.680 --> 02:06:06.520
like they can't conceptualize it. Actually, that's I don't even know how

1745
02:06:06.560 --> 02:06:09.840
you go through life not knowing that. That doesn't make sense to me.

1746
02:06:10.960 --> 02:06:14.159
Yeah, I asked, I I
had a conversation about it. I know.

1747
02:06:14.399 --> 02:06:15.920
That's what really baffles me about it
because I tried to explain it in

1748
02:06:16.039 --> 02:06:20.720
like because I was explaining like songwriting
to someone. I was having a conversation

1749
02:06:20.760 --> 02:06:23.920
about songwriting. It was like,
yeah, like sometimes I'll just like I'll

1750
02:06:23.920 --> 02:06:27.600
do the chord progression and then I'll
just like kind of like say gibberish to

1751
02:06:27.720 --> 02:06:30.399
fill out the syllables, and then
like if I if I figure out something

1752
02:06:30.399 --> 02:06:32.239
good, I'll I'll find words to
fit those syllables. And then they were

1753
02:06:32.319 --> 02:06:35.560
like, well, how like how
would you do that? And I was

1754
02:06:35.600 --> 02:06:39.159
like, what do you mean how
would you do that? I just explained

1755
02:06:39.159 --> 02:06:41.439
you had like this whole conversation and
it was just like this. It was

1756
02:06:41.479 --> 02:06:44.239
so confusing because I was asking him
to count the syllables, like how many

1757
02:06:44.239 --> 02:06:48.239
syllables this vehicle have? And they
were wrong about it, and it's like

1758
02:06:48.319 --> 02:06:55.880
two. It's like, no,
that is fucking senor. Are you one

1759
02:06:55.920 --> 02:07:00.800
of these people? What do you
mean so much said too obviously has three?

1760
02:07:00.199 --> 02:07:06.960
Why would they what did the Kyle
is one? Maybe? Yeah,

1761
02:07:06.960 --> 02:07:15.439
that's what I'm saying. It's like, yeah, they're saying in their mind,

1762
02:07:16.960 --> 02:07:19.039
it's just interesting to mean, how
to learn how to read and not

1763
02:07:19.159 --> 02:07:23.119
know what sybils are, because that's
I think that's the basis of learning how

1764
02:07:23.199 --> 02:07:27.680
to read, because like the teacher
would always say sounded out and it's like

1765
02:07:28.039 --> 02:07:31.439
right, exactly, yeah, So
it's kind of that is interesting that that

1766
02:07:31.439 --> 02:07:35.920
would happen. But I guess I'm
not that surprised, man, I shouldn't

1767
02:07:35.920 --> 02:07:38.880
be surprised at all. I don't
know what the fuck I'm even thinking of.

1768
02:07:40.079 --> 02:07:43.600
Yeah, yeah, look at where
we live, We look at the

1769
02:07:43.640 --> 02:07:47.079
world that we're in, of course, like why why why wouldn't yeah,

1770
02:07:47.079 --> 02:07:53.760
why would of course? All right, goodbye ladies and nigga men, ladies

1771
02:07:53.800 --> 02:07:57.720
and only the ladies. Goodbye.
Yeah, man, I'll never leave you,

1772
02:07:57.840 --> 02:08:01.079
but only goodbye to the women,
ladies and cybermen.

