The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. I was just telling my buddies
Graham and Jess here, I don't know how to do with the shop.
I've literally forgotten how to do everything. Dude's grous It's twenty twenty four,
you guys. Here. It feels weird. It feels very weird to being
back here. We were off the past couple of weeks. That happy to
be back, though, because there's so much that has happened. I want
to go back to twenty twenty three. I want to go back to bed.
That's true me too. Graham like sound weird. Something sounds different in
here? You sound normal? Okay, just check out. It is wildening
for nine. We're the JV Show. I'm Selena and I'm Jess Graham.
How was the break? Dude, you guys, it sucked. It just
didn't. The vacation didn't vacation. I hate when that happened. I had
a lot of like big hopes and dreams and things I wanted to accomplish.
And when I'm working on this house and I was like, oh, I'm
going to knock out like ten different things I want to get done. Finally
I have some free time. I'm also I'm gonna I'm gonna mix in some
golf, get out with the buddies, you know, do a little vacation
activity, and do some things. I didn't do any of those things.
I accomplished nothing on the house, partly because a lot of rain. Partly
because I just I don't know. I have kids, and then they're home
from school, I can't get anything done. And then the rain killed any
chance I wanted to have to play golf on any of the days that I
thought. I just didn't do anything. I got nothing. Could you take
the kids golfing? No, okay, I don't know. I've never done
that. Are you some of the vacation from the kids? Some people do
take their kids. I'd love at some point if my kid knew how to
play and he was like good enough, not better than me, of course,
because I'm not very good. So yeah, get him out there and
let HI hit the ball on But four hours, five hours of him complaining,
are you kidding? It's the vacation. Wasn't vacation. No, it
didn't really vacation. And then get you guys, listen to this horrible,
horrible news. My wife's car completely took a dump and died. It was
awful, but that's good news. So you guys get a new car.
No, we decided to fix it. You guys have the oldest cars.
Why Why that's a two thousand and two toy or four runner. I have
a two thousand and one. And I at the end of every year,
at the end of every year, of which there have been many since two
thousand and two, I take at the end of the year, I take
the car in just for like a hey, mechanic, let's just keep this
thing running for one more year, just get just let it run from when
And that technique has worked excellent for the last however many years. And this
year, like her car just you know, starting kind of rough. It
rumble a little bit, and then it would run just fine after that,
just like kind of rough starter. It's like, hey, can you just
take a look at that rough start? Well, then I get the call
later it's like the worst possible thing. The head gas gets leaking into this
and that, and there's cool in here where there's not supposed to be and
the thing and I was like, so what you're telling tell me is like
it's an expensive fix. And if I don't do it. The car is
worth zero dollars, like, just crush it, it's got no value.
Or we fix it and we move on, and you're going to fix it.
Well, I started immediately looking up new cars. I was like,
yeah, we have we got to get a car, We got to do
something. And you know who wanted to who was the big proponent of just
getting it fixed? My wife, She was like, I missed my car.
I want my car back. Her sounds dangerous. So now it's getting
fixed. It's not done yet. It's still still in the shop this week
and hopefully it'll be done. And the fix costs more than the car's worth,
which is a bit of a kick. And then you know what,
but ask were there too? Okay, oh you were thinking of the other
ones? Yeah, and anyway, well, I don't know. It's like
you add up what a car payment would be over a year, and then
our insurance will go up on the thing, and you're like, I guess
if I can get another two years out of this car now and then it'll
be worth it. So two more years and then that's it. Make it
through twenty twenty four with that car. First years when they two years but
now I'm scared because I didn't have Since her car was in the shop the
entire vacation, I didn't have time to take mine in for ittz annual check
up. I'm like, let's get I'm gonna be on the side of the
Bay Bridge one of these mornings, like my car exploded because it's not it
didn't get its yearly check up. I might be right there with you this
morning, Graham, because I drove to work with literally no gas in my
car. That's because you're why it happens to me quite often. Actually,
Yeah, like once a week, they have a gauge right there in front
of you telling you I didn't check it, just did your vacation. Vacation.
Oh, my vacation did not vacation either. I your big trip to
Arizona. I had a Desia. Yeah. I wanted to do all those
things, and maybe I jinxed myself, but again the rain messed me up.
To Disneyland, the days that I wanted to go to, I was
like, oh, it might be a good idea to check the weather.
Then I checked Yep. I decided not to go because I feel like Disneyland
will not Disneyland if it's right, it's raining. Yeah, so the happiest
I think you still could have gone. People just wear like the ponchos and
yeah, the outfit. You know, I love the outfits. It's gonna
ruin it if I'm wearing a poncho. So I was like, it's no
for me. And to be honest, I spent most of my break just
couch rotting. But it was nice because I've never heard that. I've heard
bedrotting. Well, I was in the couch. I like that, Yeah,
it makes sense. I actually, yeah, I couch out more than
I bedrot I was also telling Selena that I drank way more coffee than I
even than I ever do. Usually you guys are the ones with your cup
of coffee ready to go in the mornings. For some reason, during the
break, I was like, it's coffee time. Oh you missed it,
Yeah, you need it. I was like the exact opposite. Over the
break, I did almost no coffee, no energy drinks, which is not
like me because I literally need that stuff to function. How did you function?
I don't know. I'm going to energy drink free in twenty twenty four.
That your resolution here, I just made it. Well, I made
it the entire time that we were off. I didn't. I don't ever
have an energy drink other than when I'm here and you guys force me to
drink. We don't force you. It's your idea half the time. Every
time you guys, you're like, Graham, the show's better if you just
drink. This never happen. Fine, I'll do it. Do you guys
want to ask me how my vacation. Yes, that vacation. My man
surprised me with a trip to Mexico. I saw this on your Instagram and
I hate you. Yeah, me too, So you guys mad, So
I'm happy for you. So you guys know how after the hurricane wedding,
that resort was like, here's a free five nights day and we're like,
cool, let's do this over the holidays where I don't have to work or
whatever, we have some time off. And they're like, oh, you
can't do that. Those are those are blackout dates. Sorry there, we
don't care about your wedding. So everything was called off right, So I'm
going into vacation thinking we're not doing anything. We'll stay at home with the
kids, I guess, and then he's like just kidding, we're going to
cancn And did you believe him right away or because for a few days she
was like, oh, I want to tell you so bad and I was
like, what, just like tell me. His plan was to surprise me
Christmas Eve with this trip, because we left Christmas morning, Like really,
I would have had to rush home, pack and just leave. But my
sister was like, that's not a good idea. She'll need time to like,
you know, wax her hairy leads. A woman has to get prepared
for something like this. So he told me like the day before, so
everything the beard. Shout out to your sister for doing that, because it
would have been stressful to pack. Right. Yeah, everything toes behind the
knees, don't ye anywhere else. So did you take the kids? No,
this is our first time away from the kids, so my family watched
the kids for us. So we went on a five day slash nights stay
in campun So it was like Christmas gifts honeymoon, like the first trip we
have ever taken together and minus the kids and you guys, we did everything.
We were ATVing, we did ziplining, we swam in Tucson, we
went horseback riding, We rode jet skises, like, who are you?
I don't know. That's the most anti solid vacation of time. I thought
you would go on vacation just to scroll your Instagram, I know. And
it was so much fun though, And you know, I felt very accomplished,
Like look at me out in nature. Yeah. Outside. I don't
go outside. I don't leave my house. I don't like to talk to
people. I don't have to be around people. And here I am.
Wow adventure. Yeah, we went, we like towards some of the like
Mayan Ruins into Loom. We did like all these amazing things. Was also
the very first time I ever like full body went in the ocean. It
was ever ever Wow, what do you mean in your entire life, this
is the first time you've ever put your full body into an ocean. She
got my feet what you know? But I don't. I don't like ocean.
I didn't like ocean. Now I do what you here? Knew?
You guess? Well, welcome to the human experience. Yes, that's the
ocean. H it's really nice. Well I wouldn't want to do it here.
Well not here. It's freezy, That's what I'm saying. So and
how often do I go to Mexico. That's a good point. Do you
guys want to hear about how I thought AJ was like for sure going to
end up in a scary Mexican prison. Yes, are we going to have
to wait so we can know? Just get it real quick. So we
get to the airport, right, uh huh, we're this is when we
land in Mexico. Okay, we're at the airport. And I guess he
thought because when we went to Cabo back in October, it was like a
breeze getting through there, and you know, going through customs and all that
they didn't check anything, was like walk through, they look at your picture
and they're like, come on in, you know, have fun or whatever.
I think he thought it was going to be like that, and it
almost was. But we're we're walking, we have our bags and we're walking
and they are randomly air quotes randomly picking people to have their bags checks.
Oh yeah, I don't think it was that random because all the people they
checked were of darker skin. Dumb my observation. I've been selected before,
so let's fine, Well just the time that we were selected that that's what
it was. Okay, And so he's like, oh my god, I
have weed in the bag. I have weed in and I'm like what what?
What? Why? I know, not smart? So I am over
here sweats hing bullets like but trying to remain cool, calm and collected,
you know, trying to remain positive. They checked my back first, and
they are going through every single thing. They're taking my clothes out. They're
looking under the sides, every pocket and zipping this. What's in here?
It's makeup? What's in here? Oh? Underwear? Likewear? Whoa what
doing these lady? So he puts everything back in and he's like and now
you're back sore. He's like, hum me and he's like, yeah,
your back, put it up here, puts his badge yes, And then
the agent he starts to like reach his hands in there, and he's like
reaching through all the clothes and stuff, and he's asking all these questions like
where are you guys going, how long you're going to be here for?
Were you how much we did before? As he is like about to go
to I guess the side where you know the weed was at, another agent
came up and started talking to him. So I think it kind of distracted
him because after that, he just kind of like fluffed some stuff and then
like set the back back up. I was like, okay, you guys
are good to go and send us on our way. And we were like,
oh so I shook it. Wow. I thought he was going to
get hauled off to a prison because you're an accomplish. But no, I
didn't know. Well, I mean I did that. Then check the cameras
and see he was telling you something. I figure it out. Wow,
yeah, maybe she just I'm like, that's they all. I don't think
that stuff is like legal like that. I don't think so Mexico they're supposed
to buy now that you're supposed to buy it there. But yeah, but
I feel like that's like super shady too, also very sketch. Now the
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, I'm Selena, I'm greatad of Jess,
and we have the first talk back of twenty twenty four. Dude,
this is huge. I feel like we should like build this up with like
some really big music or something and really just like add to it. Nope,
no, okay, well here it is. Good morning guys, Happy
New Year, Merry Christmas. So if you guys just break was good.
Selena so happy. Then you guys got to go and looks so fun.
God you guys didn't end up in jail and bang bang baby. Okay,
number one seed, Let's go have a good day. Bye bye Ember one.
See you heard it there? Yep, And that's a supid question.
Sure, what does that mean? It means the playoffs are about to start.
Forty walks in the number one position in the NFC. It means they
get a first round by which is good. Players get to rest up,
get healthy. Other teams get to play each other in the first round in
the playoffs, and then they take on back and watch. We sit back
and watch. I can dominate exactly. Now, you got it. Before
we get to talking about Drid January, you can go to the JV show
dot com and check out our photos from home. I just want everyone to
see mine because I was in Mexico. It was like, you know what,
We're going to Cancun. So this is us at a cute little bar.
A lot of the bars there are these cute little swings so you can
sit there like drinking. It was so much fun. So that's that's my
picture there. Oh look at you guys. Full vacation mode. I know,
look at that so much fun. I like your man wearing the vacation
polo. By the way, it even has little palm trees on it.
Yeah, like, Graham, what's your picture? Years ago, you would
have ripped anybody for wearing a polo shirt totally. Oh well, I mean
really just you. Yeah, but that's fine, but you the polo shirt
slander was strong on this show for years, And here you are your man's
wearing. It's a picture of me and my wife and our kids. Every
year on New Year's Day we do a hike on Mount Burdell and Nevado.
I don't know how many years back we've done this, probably ten. Plush,
So this is us yesterday. No sounds awful. You know. I
didn't drink as much as I normally do on New Year's Eve. I feel
like I drank a decent amount early, made it to about twelve fifteen,
went to sleep. It wasn't that big of a night. And Kate,
I feel like we're gonna talk about dry January in a minute. But I
feel like Kate is sober adjacent now, or sober curious, or like sober
curious, not like I think she wants to dial back to drinking in twenty
twenty four old on. We have to talk about that really quick, jest,
Sincequeze the picture. We just got a picture with our friend. It's
doggy. I think it's the cutest dog in the world. His name is
Baby. So we had to take a picture, not even with our friends,
with her dog. So that is at the jbshow dot com. Back
to Kate drinking now or not drinking? I guess I should say, what
is going on? Is she not feeling well? Like she had a few
drinks on she had a few drinks on New Year's Eve. Lately she's just
been like she's had her just this chronic headache she can't shake. And she's
like, well, maybe it's you know, maybe it's red wine, or
maybe it's this, maybe it's that. I don't know. And I feel
like she's kind of scaled back the drinking. Now. Look, most of
the vacation I scaled the drinking up, you know, all I did.
It's nighttime. What am I gonna do? The kids are in bed,
a couple of cocktails. But I think Kate wants and I'm look and here
we are in dry January. You guys ripped me every year for my version
of dry January. Not everyone listened to this. Okay, it's dry January.
Monday through Thursday and weekends, holidays and forty nine er games are exempt.
You can drink on those days. That's like, that's five days.
That's just like a regular work week to me. Not well, maybe to
you, but not to me. So it's an accomplishment for me. So
that's the dry January is in full effect. And also no sugar on those
no sweets on those days either. That's okay, that's hard. That's why
January so dry January. I have stats from last year. It says forty
one percent of US adults plans to not drink during January. Only sixteen percent
of those people actually made it through the entire month. You guys, we
did it. Did What did that have to do with that? I don't
know. This year, experts are a little more hopeful about people being more
dedicated to this because, well, they're saying that this year it's more socially
acceptable to be doing dry January because more people are well, more people know
about it, and so there mark raised a lot of awareness about it.
You're welcome, thank you. And also there's there's already been a movement.
You know, a lot of gen Zers don't even drink a lot anyways,
so they're thinking it's going to be really popular with the younger crowd, which
if you already don't even drink that much, you don't get to partake in
dry January. You already don't drink. Yeah, but it kind of makes
you feel good at least you accomplished wend to dry January title. Kate even
went so far as to order some kind of mocktail things she saw on Instagram.
I'm like a ju drink juice, That's what I'm saying. Just what
I get order. I'm like, whenever I get served on those ads on
Instagram, I'm like, who is Who's the person ordering? This? Turns
out my wife? So what if she does go full on no alcohol and
this is just her new lifestyle, which of course we would support, you
know, but what if I've had some friends that have done that recently and
they're very happy. But what if she's like Graham, husband, I can't
be around someone who's who's drinking, like, it's just not me anymore.
And what if she's like, you need to stop too, What you going
to do? I don't think that. I mean, that's part of my
that's part of who I am, away piece of me, it's who I
am. I would, but I would do anything for my wife. Sure
I could do it except for weekends, Niner games and holidays. Holidays Niner
games and weekends are exempt. I could fully do that the other days I
could, I mean dry January. It could be I could get that rule
all of twenty twenty four. I could do it the entire year. I'm
really nervous for this month because me and me and AG are going to try
to do it as well. Stop it. You can't not if you tell
me all these years about it. But I'm gonna try it. I'm going
to try to full on do it. No drinking on weekends, no drinking
at Niners games at like nations like actually do I'm been on you because you
made up all these rules where it's not even dry January. I think that
one of the years, a few years ago, I think I did an
official dry January outside of like one shot during a Niner playoff win. Like
again, how could you not celebrate that? Why can't you do it again?
Like that? I just that realistic expectations. People with their New Year's
resolutions, make something that's attainable that you're actually going to follow through with and
do. Don't SE's some lofty thing, cheese. That's why I'm not doing
it. You're not doing anything. When I first asked my man if you
wanted to, he was like, why would anyone do that? The JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine, I'm Selena and I'm Jess. How dares
not even mentioned chety? Oh yeah, she's in Nigeria visiting family. Did
she not know that vacation ended today? And today it was the day to
come back just started. She'll be gone for another couple of weeks. What
now, couple but the vacation. But you know, it's like, because
we all went on vacation, then today was the day the show comes back
full strength. Everybody's oh interesting. So I just realized. If you go
to my photo from home THEJV Show dot com, do you guys see that
red on my left? I didn't know you can see it in this picture?
Well, whoa, whoa, we're supposed to be looking at your I
got so bit up by these mosquitoes or whatever. The heck is out there
in Mexico. Oh yeah, you could see it. I at one point
I counted sixteen bites on my leg. Woudn't you get some bucks breaks?
Because I kept forgetting And then we were out and we were doing all these
different excursions and they were all sold out of buckspray everywhere we went to try
to get some, and then my my ass started getting attacked and started getting
by bugs. And then I don't know if I was like allergic to whatever
it is. These they started to get like so inflamed and even like red
around the bite, and then they just started like popping. I don't know
topping is the right word, but at one point eight was like, uh,
your leg is leaking and then like yellow, and then I felt so
bad I had to just like wipe it off, and then we went for
a couple's massages. No, you didn't make somebody rub that and drain the
ooze. That's disgusting. You're sick, you did. We already paid for
it. We couldn't back out. You back out when there's a health reason
that you do want to subject another human being too. You said it wasn't
that bad, because I I did give it time to like dry, so
it turned into like crust and then you can just like flick it off here
massage therapists, don't worry. It's scabbed over. It's fine. That's not
a thing. That's discustomers sick. They opened back up after the massage.
Oh no, I didn't open back up. But at least as far as
as far as you know you were. You were probably asleep the whole time,
napping. You're sick? Are they bet bugs? Are they mosquitoes?
What were you getting? No? They were, yeah, like mosquitos.
I mean we were out in like the jungle for a good portion, like
doing all these different activities and stuff. He didn't get bit like maybe like
a few times, not really, you know, I just got that good
blood. I guess maybe it got that good good Yeah. Should that like
eight year old be drinking at the bar behind you in the picture? Anything
goes to Mexico? Okay, that's right, all right. So Gipsy Rose
Blanchard, this is like one of the biggest stories that I saw over the
break. She was released from prison, Gipsy Rose blanches So I have yet
to see the documentary. I know there are many about her I just know
off this is off the top of my head, that she grew up with
her mom, who basically lied and she created all these stories, Oh my
daughter has this illness, she has this illness, and she made her daughter,
a really young ages go through all these different surgeries for illnesses and conditions
that she didn't even have. She had her in a wheelchair two like,
she wasn't allowed to stand up, she had to pretend like she couldn't walk
right. And then the reason why she ended up in prison is because she
or I don't think she actually did it, but she had her boy but
not the mom. I'm saying the reason why the daughter ended up in prison
is because she, I guess, had asked her boyfriend to help help her
kill her mom when she found out what was going on. Whoa yeah.
So anyways, she was just released from prison and every everyone is like,
how long was she in for? Do we know? I think it was
seven years around there take out mom. Seven years later, boom, you're
back out. She's out and she's like the social media star, like everyone
is following her every move. Like the first place she went was Burger King,
which wouldn't be the first place I want to if I was just if
I just got out of person your way, No, but I'm going in
and out, yeah, somewhere different. But the amount of followers she has
in such a short amount of time. The article I saw, and this
is probably a couple of days ago, she was at four point seven million
Instagram followers, and it's probably higher than that, way higher, because when
I checked on TikTok alone she was at six million or maybe a little bit
above that, and on Instagram like five million two. So she has a
lot of followers and a lot of people posting videos about her. Right,
Everyone's like she's like taking selfies. Everyone is like obsessing over her, and
they're saying that she's probably gonna end up making a lot of money through social
media doing like ads and things like that now that she hand because this wasn't
even like a thing when she was first going into prison. And then she's
also going to have there's like a documentary in the works that she's actually going
to be able to beat in and talk about her story that comes out like
this week, right, yeah, I want to say it comes out on
January fifth. I think she also even has a book that she wrote while
she was in prison, so she is like, all, already married.
Yeah, she's already married. How did that happened in prison? Yeah?
I know, but that does not raise some questions for you guys. How
does that happen? I'm fascinated by somebody writes to you. You write back,
fall in love. You know, it's just a classic love story.
What do you mean classic glove story? God stop? You know what I
did? See though, a lot of people on social media were like,
everybody have drinks for for gypsy being out, So they were calling it tipsy
for Gypsy. I love it. Everybody just finding an excuse to drink for
anything. That's hilarious. Grandma, I see her looking her up. I'm
looking at her Instagram. It's I'm fascinated anything interesting on there. Just a
lot of PEPs, you know, finally get to wear here's their posts.
Finally get to wear my beautiful wedding ring. You know. It's like,
right, so she get married when she was in jail? Yeahah, she
did. So if you haven't, if you don't know anything about her story.
On Hulu, there is like a series where it's like acted out and
it's called The Act Is it like factual though, because you know a lot
of like series, when it's scripted, they'll kind of embell it certain things.
I think a lot of it is. But I did hear that Gypsy
wasn't too happy with how a lot of it was portrayed. So I am
curious to see her new docu series and how different that's going to be from
the other, like acted out version. Got it. So I feel like
the scripted one, then a lot of the stuff wasn't there wasn't like real
There might have been some stuff. Yeah, that was a little exaggerated.
The JV show on Wild ninety four nine. I'm Selina and I'm dressed.
Graham, How have you never been to Hayward before? Like ever? Why?
I don't say I've never been to Hayward, but I've never really like
made it destination before, Like you know what, today, I'm gonna go
to Hayward. You know I've probably been there, stopped there for gas,
I don't know, but I've never really spent any time there. So why
were you? Why were you in my my stopping ground there? You know
I almost texted you, almost texted you. I was like Selena coming to
your town today. You know, my wife and I were building this house
and Hayward Hayward too. It's credit you got a lot of like good like
flooring and countertops and like there's a lot of good home renovation stores and like
places there. Yeah, well they were there. You got a bunch of
them. And so this flooring place a shout out to Bridge Bay Flooring.
That's where we're shopping for the floors for our house. Those guys are awesome,
Oliver and Brandon and great guys. Great, but they're in Hayward.
I mean that's the one drawback to their great company. I drive by there
like all the time. Yeah. It's right across from the love X right
there, right, yep. Yeah. And I also got to go there
for the first time, so that that that part was good. Dude,
so good. So much orange sauce I bought. We bought one to bring
home with us because I was like, this stuff's amazing everything I brought it
home. Can I raise one little issue with the orange sauce though, Well
maybe at least that to go packaging, you buy the squeeze tube of it
or whatever. You know, it's like like one of the it's like a
clear like ketchup bottle type thing and it doesn't have its own cap, so
they put this piece of plastic under the cap and then screw it back on
and like that's the way they kind of seal it. It's like a homemade
safety seal. Okay, Anyway, my wife, she didn't know that that
piece of plastic was there. We were eating up some food the other because
I've been putting it on everything, and she's like, you want some you
want some of the orange sauce on you know, these leftover tomorrows or whatever.
I was like, yeah, of course I do. And she's in
there and she was squeezing so hard because I think what's coming out? Because
they're a little pieces of plastics in there, and the whole thing exploded,
orange sauce everywhere, covering the entire kitchen. What is delicious problem to have?
Oh it's so good. But anyways, Yeah, Hayward was interesting.
I'll say that. I'll take you thanks. It was like it was at
some points I felt like I had gone back in time, maybe about ten
years. Wow, felt a little less like, hey is the future?
Oh my god, the rived here yet. But other than that, it
was great. I had a great job. We're getting an in and out.
You know. Oh you guys are nice. Good for you. I've
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performed together and people loved it until they saw that Blake was actually performing live
in Oklahoma that night at some casino. So this live special was three record.
So everyone is now ripping the network because the live show isn't even live.
They're ripping, Oh we knew that. Well, other live shows are
live. It's parts of them. Yeah, they're ripping Blake himself, calling
him an embarrassed man, like his songs are stupid. Anyways, I think
that New Year's Eve shows should be live. Yeah, I think they should
be too. Did you guys watch any which one were you guys on?
Because I flipped around a couple of them. So we're going to talk about
the Andy's one coming up, Andy Cohen Anderson Cooper. That's the one I
wanted to see, but I couldn't find it like streaming anywhere I don't have
cable. I couldn't. Like. The only one that I could watch that
was like streaming that I could access was the stupid National one. I'm like,
I'm not watching that. Yeah. And to get the you know,
the the Andy Cohen one, which is like the fun one, obviously I
would have had to buy Hulu plus Live TV. Do you want to know
how much that package is? How much? It's like seventy dollars. No,
and you're right back to cable again when you put that together with your
other streaming services. We are back at cable. We went back at cable
for a while. It's ridiculous wherever we were at our friends. We were
at our friend's house for the night on New Year's Even. They we were
streaming it, so they must have that because we were streaming all the different
their fancy we were streaming all the different ones. I bounced between Seacrest.
I didn't stay up to see our buddy Christal. She was along with Ryan
Seacrest. Yeah, I didn't make I didn't make it, so I couldn't
make it that the last twenty minutes I knew she was coming up, but
I fell asleep. Sorry. John Legend roasted after jumping on stage with fifty
Cent. So fifty performed late last week in New York City. It was
actually for John Legend's birthday party. He turned forty five, so he and
Chrissy Teagan that's Graham's favorite person. They hired fifty Cent to come out and
perform, and during his song twenty one Questions, John Legend jumps on stage
with him. So John's like, let me sing, let me sing.
So a lot of people on social media were like, bro, he made
that sound like a church choir, like why are you trying to hop up
there with fifty cents? And honestly, my honest opinion, I liked it.
I didn't. I have no problem with it. I do do.
I can see how it's a little cringe that it's like, just let the
man perform, you don't have to jump on that. I don't think it
sounded bad, but watching the video, it kind of reminded me of Little
Mama jumping on stage with Jay Z. Because fifties like performing you know when
John it's his birthday party is right there in the front and you just see
him like reach his hand out for the mic, like and then he just
jumps on stage. He's like, okay, here you go. He just
started singing. John Legend is so so talented. It's like and it was
his birthday, his birthday, do whatever he wants. Graham, what are
you having? Trendy? All Right, if you woke up this morning like
I did, hoping that the power Ball was your ticket to not having to
go back to work in twenty twenty four, got some bad news unless you
live in Michigan. Listened to us from there, thank you on the free
iHeartRadio app. A single winning ticket for last night's eight hundred and fifty eight
hundred and forty two million dollar jackpot, excuse me, was sold there.
There have been thirty four consecutive drawings without a winter winter before yesterday. Lump
some cash value on that winning ticket, which was sold near Flint, Michigan.
Four hundred and twenty five million dollars. Now that's the way you started
New year. More taxes, of course, but still, I mean I
texted Selena about this last night, so I was like my last chance.
I was like, we only have one hope to have to go back to
work in twenty twenty four, I bought us a Powerball ticket. I haven't
checked it, but I know we didn't. I saw the headline this morning
and we didn't win. We were so salty about coming back in. But
then we get here and we're like having so much fun. You know,
it ain't that bad after all. We love it, we do, but
it's have to adjust back to the schedule because, you guys, there was
a day on vacation. I slept until nine am, nine am. You
guys, wow, I can't even do that. The JV Show on Wild
ninety Happy Tuesday, Happy New Year. The JV Show is here back live.
I'm Selena and of Jess. So our game what is on standby first
and we'll explain how to play all that and just a couple of minutes.
First, Graham, what'd you want to talk about? I wanted to talk
about the Illinois Secretary of State publishing a list of a bunch of the license
plates that were rejected in twenty twenty three. His message was clean it up,
people, come on it up. Here are just a couple of the
ones that people actually legitimately applied for and of course were denied. One one
on the list eat butts No MILFs was on there wall Why can't Why can't
that be on there? I don't think that that best. Well, one
of the letters in that acronym stands for a swear word, so maybe then
they don't want that. Someone applied for Poopsie didn't get that either. Not
quite sure why they want. That's something you would want on your license plate.
I don't know if I would want that. I've told you what I
want online and we don't need to get into it too far. Yeah.
Yeah, uses the heart, the heart symbol and then fart is spelled with
F and then the heart symbol, because you can have symbols on California places
anyways. D's Nuts also those apply apply for and rejected. Someone tries that
every year, right, probably in every state. This again is just a
list from Illinois. You know that somebody in California applied for the d's Nuts
place. Definitely also rejected was Iowa sucks, which is factual, but I
guess you can't have that on a license plate. Can you imagine like being
that person that's like I will not have this Iowas slander like it's not that
serious. We do have a couple listeners from that listen from Iowas. So
I want to take back that what I said about Iowa. Iowa was a
great, very proud state stored in history. Yeah, I can't wait to
go to the Iowa. What do they got there? I think they have
what's like their big attraction? Like you go to Iowa to see the if
anyone could, what's I have a family member there. So that's the Field
of Dreams movie site. Okay, you can go see that Iowa State Fairgrounds,
the Horseshoe Council Bluffs on the Bording trip and what are we doing in
the Mississippi River Museum. But why I'm gonna skip out on the trip.
You can't put that on your license? Bite all right? It is time
out for our game? What all right? So it works like this,
We're gonna play a clip. Okay, one of the words in this clip
is believed out. So you need to get to that talk back Mike on
the iHeart app and guess what that bleeped out word is. If you get
it correctly, you win two tickets to are on ninety four and nine comedy
jam. All right, you guys ready for today's clip. Here we go.
Sometimes I just cannot stand having to stay the night at my mom's house
because I can hear her going at all hours of the night. Or what
is it you have to guess? I can get run on batteries. Your
guest is like said on the talk back on the iHeartRadio, leave your name,
your city, and then your guest the first. You got to be
the very first correct cancel in the morning to win. And remember, people,
this is a family show, So keep your minds out, yeah,
keep it clean. The JV Show on Wild ninety four. Happy Tuesday,
Happy New Year. The JV Show is here back live. I'm Selena and
I'm Jess. So our game what is on? Standby first and we'll explain
how to play and all that in just a couple of minutes. First,
Graham, what'd you want to talk about? I wanted to talk about the
Illinois Secretary of State publishing a list of a bunch of the license plates that
were rejected in twenty twenty three. His message was clean it up, people,
come on it up. Here are just a couple of the ones that
people actually legitimately applied for and of course were denied. One one on the
list eat butts No MILFs was on there. Why can't Why can't that be
on there? I don't think that. Well, one of the letters in
that acronym stands for a swear word, so maybe they don't want that.
Someone applied for Poopsie didn't get that either. Not quite sure why they want.
That's something you would want on your license plate. I don't know if
I would want that. I've told you what I want online and we don't
need to get into it too far. Yeah. Yeah, it uses the
heart heart symbol and then fart is spelled with F and then the heart symbol
because you can have symbols on California plates. Anyways. The's nuts also was
apply apply for and rejected. Someone tries that every year, right, probably
in every state. This, I guess again is just a list from Illinois.
You know that somebody in California applied for the d's nuts place definitely also
rejected was Iowa sucks, which is factual, but I guess you can't have
that on a license plate. Can you imagine like being that person that's like,
I will not have this Iowa slander Like, it's not that serious.
We do have a couple listeners from that listen from Iowa, So I want
to take back that what I said about Iowa. Iowa was a great,
very proud state, storied history. Yeah, I can't wait to go to
the Iowa. What do they got there? What's like their big attraction?
Like you go to Iowa to see the If anyone could, I have a
family member there. So that's the Field of Dreams movie site. Okay,
you can go see that Iowa State Fairgrounds, the Horseshoe Council Bluffs. What
the boring trip? What are we doing at the Mississippi River Museum. Why
I'm gonna skip out on the trip that You can't put that on your license
pit. All right, it is time now for our game. What all
right? So it works like this. We're gonna play a clip. Okay,
one of the words in this clip is bleeped out, So you need
to get to that talk back Mike on the iHeart app and guess what that
bleeped out word is. If you get it correctly, you win two tickets
to are on NY four nine Comedy Jam. All right, you guys ready
for today's clip. Here we go. Sometimes I just cannot stand having to
stay the night at my mom's house because I can hear her going at all
hours of the night. Or what you have to guess, I can get
run on batteries. Your guest is like said on the talk back on the
iHeartRadio AP, leave your name, your city, and then your guess the
first. You gotta be the very first crrec cancel in the morning to win.
And remember, people, this is a family show, so keep your
mind. Yeah, I keep it clean. The JV Show on Wild ninety
four nine. I'm Selena and I'm Jess Grandma. Know you want to talk
about a world record attempt that in the second. First, let's go back
to our game. What So every morning seven o five we play a clip
for you and one of the words is bleeped out. So you got to
get on the iHeartRadio app use that talkback mic to send us a voice message
to take a guess at what you think that bleeped out word is. And
then every day we're gonna have a really awesome prize for you. Today just
happens to be tickets for our World ninety four to nine comedy Jan Nice all
right, So here's today's phrase. Sometimes I just cannot stand having to stay
the night at my mom's house because I can hear her going at all hours
of the night huh moaning associated No, so I think like just like a
really loud uh buzzing. Interesting buzzing is louder than a buzz hi. They're
silent options. So let's get to your guests. Is it's Bill in San
Francisco. I'm gonna go with the heater. It is not heater doesn't believe
in those Good Morning JV show and welcome back. This is Tanya from the
East Pay. I'm going to say the missing words is her water heater.
You can hear her water heater going all night. Have a good one water
heater. No, it's not that you can hear her clock going all night.
Oh that would drive me crazy. Her luck. No, it is
not not her clock show. This is Andrew from Hayward. Is the Leaped
Outward TV? No, not the TV, although she does leave us on
all night Good Morning JV's show. This is claireference Sannase. The phrase is
my mom's running her mouth all night? Your mom running her mouth all night
long? My mom is not running her mouth all night long. No,
did nobody get the word today? Nobody has gotten it? What? So
here is today's clip with the word unbleeped. Sometimes I just cannot stand having
to stay the night at my mom's house because I can hear her blender going
at all hours of the night. What do you mean, I don't know.
It's because I only stay over like holidays, really, but it's always
like a holidays, very early morning cooking her. I am like up all
night because of that, or I guess early morning, early morning, but
that's night. Yeah, that's an obnoxious sound to tell your mom to stut
it out. Stop it. Blunder late night blending, yes, some late
night blending Graham. So this world record attempts all right. So this woman
in Ghana, she set out to be the longest consecutive singer. I don't
know if that's the correct title for this record, but she wanted to break
a record that another woman set of singing NonStop for one hundred and five hours.
This woman woman in India did that back in twenty twelve. So this
woman had Ghana said to hold my beer watch this. I'm gonna sing for
one hundred and twenty six hours and fifty two minutes, which is what she
did. Now that's being submitted for you know, the official record keeping of
the Guinness Book to see if she's gonna win that. But right now she
does one hundred, twenty six hours and fifty minutes. But I build a
little clip of the singing. Now, granted this is on day six of
this. If someone could do the mouth one hundred and twenty six hours and
fifty two minutes and divide by twenty whatever. This is towards the very end
of her singing run. And I want you guys to tell me if this
qualifies as singing? Is it? Am I playing this? Oh yeah,
titled singing marathon? That would be? That would be because yes, I
refer when you pound give up, that's good. She saunds, somebody get
us some water. She's a post just a horse. I don't know that
she is so got you guys. In the video she has a she has
a hood on. She's like crumble over, like she can barely even stand
up at that's a woman. Does that care these records? Did she sing
for one hundred and twenty six hours? It's not singing, You're not belting
out of tune. That's a mumble whisper. Thank you, she's not singing.
Why would you put yourself through that? Just a world record, right,
the people that are these world records chasers. I don't get it.
I don't. I don't, but I think she will get the record.
So there you go. Really, do you think that'll they'll count that as
actual singing? I don't. I mean, these rules, all these records
are so so stupid. Okay, here she goes, she's back. Yes,
I refer she's good though. I could listen to this all day,
really good jump. I don't think it counts though. You think it was
just like the same song over and over again for one hundred and twenty six
hour. Oh my god, that would drive me crazy, said she was
a lot of five minute break each hour or twenty minute break every four hours.
Under Guinness World Record rules, she should use, oh my god,
more break attempt, but she started with one hundred and twenty five song Christmas
song. I don't know either way. Well done, Well done, Well
done, The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Happy Tuesday, Happy
New Year, Thanks for hanging out with the JV Show. I'm Selena and
I'm Jess. So there is something going on with our phones. We just
learned that the phones are down. Mercury must still be retrograding or something.
That's the only explanation for that. Wrong. Oh yes, And there's been
weird things happening in the studio with the screens in here. And I think
we're some people even having issues using the talk back on the iHeartRadio app.
Good morning, Fabian, Foster City. Testing one, two, three hasn't
been working, see but it's working right there. Testing three Loud and clear
from Foster City. Shout out to Fabian. So because our phones are down
at the moment, hopefully we'll get those back up soon. We're going to
have Jess play the JV show You have Nope game? Oh? I like
this now we would have tickets for the Harlem Globe Trotter's Jess. I'm sorry
you can't win those. We're going to save from somebody else. But are
you ready to play? Not really? I'm so let me get the music.
What am I? I give me easy one? All right? You
got to get three out of four correct, Yess to win nothing? Are
you ready? Yes? Questions? I have it. I don't have my
hands on my computer. Rate how many courts? Oh? No, are
there in a gallon? Oh? My gosh? Am I supposed to know
this? Should I? Okay? Four? Yeah, she peaked ahead of
time. No, I did all the repeated It just seems like a good
number. Hmm, all right. Question number two, the cyber truck is
the newest offering from what car company? Oh? That's easy, tesla,
okay? Easy? Question number three? If the president and vice president both
die or can no longer serve, who is next in line to become president?
Oh? My gosh, I feel like I should know this. Tood
guess if the president and vice president? Who's after the vice president? The
speaker? Is that wrong? She's hating? Right in check I s right
in check list? Question? I don't know if it past the smell test.
I know, I honestly thought I was going to get that wrong and
speak Speaker of the House Is the next person after president? Vice president?
I? Question number four. A golfer incurs the penalty when they hit their
ball O B. What does O B stand for? You play golf?
I went once and I hit the tree top gol The tree was probably ob
over over another ball over overall, no out of bounds out of bounds.
It's the open out of bounds ob for out of bounds. Well, Jesse,
you won a nice wedding like this. We'll play again tomorrow, same
time, hopefully with someone time for phones are working, which they will be.
I promised you that, Jess. You put a poll up on wild
Instagram and we asked people what are your New Year's resolutions for twenty twenty four.
The top answer by far has been going to the gym and getting like
your fitness together, being healthier. So what do guy think about that?
That's everyone? Yeah, every year, Graham, you've been saying for the
past three years, that's your resolution. Is that your new Year's resolution for
twenty twenty four? Yeah? I mean you didn't go last year. I
did. I was jim free in twenty three, mostly due to an elbow
injury, and I'm just super busy and I haven't been able to go,
which is weird for me because normally I do work out very consistently, so
that is kind of my goal, but it's so it's so cliche. I
do want What do you mean you kept saying you wanted to start working out
in the new year, meaning yeah, probably months. Well I've been saying
that the entire year, but I ended up being Jim free in twenty three.
So are you going like this like now Jim lots more in twenty four.
That's my new slogan. Have you gone yet? No? Of course,
what do you mean it's the second day? Well, yeah, the
gyms are packed yesterday. Yeah, only an idiot goes to the gym the
first two weeks of the year. That's when all the nubes are in there
trying to look figure out what the hell to do with all the equipment.
It's the most annoyed, obnoxious thing. You don't start until two weeks,
and after that, my motivation is gone. Sometimes you got to wait even
more than two weeks, has it come? A couple of the newbies will
cling on for a little longer than they should before they eventually all stop going.
Sometimes that can be up around the two month mark. But it is
incredibly frustrating that everybody has that same fitness goal and you should we all should
be healthier in the new year, right, Yeah, that's what we want
to do. You want to be healthier, But the gym is obnoxious.
Those first couple of weeks, maybe even longer. So you got to steer
clear. So yesterday I went for a hike, but you did do that.
It does thank you. Today I'm going to go for a run.
I'm going to this afternoon. I'm going to start trying to be more physically
active as well. I can't. It's hard for me to do gym because
I have little little ones who aren't in daycare, so I'm like stuck with
them all the time. So I'm gonna try to do things at home.
Yesterday I meal prepped for the week, and I was looking at it like
this is not enough food. So I don't know how I'm gonna survive.
I might be withered away by this weekend. Okay, we'll see jem props
though, because meal prepping is yeah, tough. We didn't you have,
Speaking of the at home workout, didn't you have like you had the home
gym, you like a bowflex thing and then you got used like twice and
then you Oh I sold that a long time ago, right, But I
just ordered some more stuff on Amazon. Oh god, I think crazy,
just like little like resistance vans and things like that, and I just got
a notification that it was just delivered that overnight shipping, and I just don't
want to do it anymore. Perfect. You have a new place to pile
your laundry on top of your boat. Floks was that's what that was for,
and now you can. I actually do want I want a home gym
setup. I've seen a couple of people that have really good ones, like
in their garage recently and my assistance that's what I thought, and her husband
have got an awesome setup. I think I want that now. But everybody
that has a home setup that I know don't use it. Well, yeah,
that's what I ripped on slave for them, But I think I actually
was. That's how I felt too. And look what happened. Good point,
hottest thing. It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot in
music, movies, shows and the most talked about stories happening today in the
Bay. All right, So Cardi be an Offset broken up, but they
are still hooking up. So they were spotted at the same club in Miami
for New Year's Eve. It was a strip club and they were partying together,
and they were throwing money together and they were dancing together, and everyone's
like, hold up, holl the hold up because Cardi, just a couple
of days prior to this, you went off on fans like yelled at them
on social media or even speculating that they were back together. So what is
going on? Because it looks like y'all are back together. So New Year's
Day, Cardi B. She gets on what is the what is the is?
It? Was it Twitter? What's the thing where it's like a chat
room but you talk and I can't remember the name of it, which,
no, no, do you know what I'm talking about? It's a it's
through Twitter or x or whatever, because I don't really use that anymore because
like nobody's there except for Cardi B. So she's on there, and she
clarified that they're still not together, but they did hook up that night.
Was I clubbing, we have like baby yesterday? Yes. By the way,
this doesn't even sound like her. I guess this is what Cardi sounds
like. First thing in the morning apparently, was I clubbing, clubbing?
We have like baby yesterday? Yes? Then I got down yesterday absolutely baby,
I need some okay, So I got together. She also talked about
how they ended up partying together in the same club they were there in Miami
for a separate events, but they end up at the same strip club because
it's a really popular one. They had different sections, but we was vibing
yesterday. We had a good time. We was handed down. We was
both in the same club, and it's like it was just really awkward,
Like I'm in my section, he's in his section. It's that man just
over here. Let's just chill. We're having a good time. So they
had a good time that ended in, you know, some relations at the
end of the night. As for their relationship, will they ever get back
together? We need to work on our communication. There's things that he got
to work on, the things that I got to work on. So we
work that out. I don't feel like we're back together. It sounds like
she's leaving the door open. Yep, exactly. Yes, I know.
She made a mention of like therapy and things like that. So they're not
done. I was wrong. Done. Can we go back to the JV
Show prediction twenty twenty three? Because I predicted I think we all predicted this
was done. It was that. That was the end of it. No
more. I thought she was fed up. She said she was fed up.
The door's wide open, she's halfway through the door. He's got something
else stuck through the door from what I understand there, But they might as
well be back together. I know they're gonna work on their communication. No,
he needs to work on not cheating. Yeah right, I mean that'll
never happen. Okay, but she's still gonna take him back. Just tell
me when you cheat, do it? So, Cardie. Andy Cohen and
Anderson Cooper were drinking on New Year's Eve and it was awesome. So I'm
just gonna play some some viral clips here. By the way, Anderson Cooper
not much of a drinker, right, No, not at all. He
is the biggest lightweight. I read that he hadn't even had a shot,
like the first shot he took a couple of nights ago. Was the first
shot he's taken since two years ago when he was drinking on New Year's Eve
when they got when they got banned from drinking. You know, the alcohol
was was an no go last year. But this year the Daddy's got their
juice again. That's what Andy Cohen calls it. Here's a clip that they
were playing Never Have It Ever with Neil Patrick Harris and Anderson Cooper. It
just goes into this laughing fits. I ever hooked up with a fan?
Well, I mean, if they're not a fan, they wouldn't. Never
have I ever, never have I Another shot coming up in thirty minutes,
folks, he just cannot stop laughing when he was like the entire time.
I love it. Ectasius. Also throughout the night, they're doing shout outs.
This one they probably should have read ahead of time, but they're reading
it live on the air. Angela wants to send a happy New York's to
my husband, who I love dearly, my mother and father in law who
are amazing and not a happy New Year, my brother in law with his
wife, who she says, can stick it where the sun. Don't shina,
this is taken a dance. I got it. I should have read
this card and you doing I should have done that. I thought this was
a feeling good and continues. You have made that last kills me? Yes,
yes, this was to troublesome queen. Anyway, thank you, Angela.
More shout outs coming up in a little bit that you get it off
your chest. They are the best duo. Can they just host everything?
Yeah? They're good. They need to just host Everything Graham want to make
sure we have time for your trending story. All right, hopefully you got
out enjoyed the sunshine on a gorgeous New Year's Day yesterday in the Bay Area.
Because the rain is coming back today. I just hopped up in the
JV Show twenty twenty four live Doppler weather Bloon news desk the Drew Tuna,
and I can't confirm that the first till well, yeah, but my weatherland
is called the Drew Tuna. Okay, it's Drew tumas our weatherman on ABC
seven. I love the guy, but Drew Tuna' is the weather balloon.
I can confirm the first and a series of storm systems is going to begin
dropping rain this afternoon, probably around I don't know, like three o'clock and
then extending through your commute, so that should be great to drive safely.
The rain will likely continue through until tomorrow morning before it fully wraps up.
Didn't get a little break, get a little sunshine. The next storm storms,
I should say, sweep through on Friday, and then another one on
Saturday. Those ones are littler or preferred, but the bulk of the rains
coming down this afternoon and tonight. Awesome, So get ready The JV Show
on Wild ninety four nine. Happy New Year, Welcome back. If it's
your first day back at work, your school, it's my first, it's
our first day back. I want to go back to sleep. I know
we are the JV Show. Thanks so much for hanging out with us.
I'm Selena and I'm Jess. Before we get to some of the new laws
taking effect here in California in twenty twenty four, did you guys hear about
the massive earthquake in Japan? Yeah, of course, here's the talk back.
Hey guys, I just want to report that Japan has a major earthquake
at seven point five metro scale that rattle the country and unfortunately one hundred thousand
houses have been destroyed and more to come. It told took a big toll
on human life, as well as some fires that grew from the earthquake.
I don't know how and why. Let's see if you can shared light.
Wow, yeah, I think right now, I say at least fifty five
people so far confirmed in that very very scary seven point five is a huge
that's earthquake, very very huge. You remember reading about the tsunami warnings and
all of that. What I don't like about things like this is like the
numbers just go up, and I hate having to go online and you see
like the updated number and this many people affected. It's so so sad.
So I'm definitely thinking about everyone affected. So let's go over some of the
laws taking effect here in California this year, twenty twenty four. This is
a big one that I'm pretty sure everybody knows about. The minimum wage is
increasing to sixteen dollars an hour starting that started on the first, and then
for fast food workers that's going to go up to twenty dollars an hour starting
in April, which, when you think about, still is not enough to
live off of here in California. No, and we're only going to sixteen
sixteen. Has anyone seen with the what eggs and gas and all this stuff
costs sixteen dollars an hour, don't cut it. No. I can get
a carton of eggs if you're lucky. Maybe I saw one for twenty one
dollars yesterday. Seriously, yes, and I was hoping it was a typo
my chickens instead, and at that point one box, I'm getting a chicken,
billy an egg almost every day. I really like this new law.
This one will require employers to provide five days of leave to an employee who
suffers a reproductive loss. So if you have a failed adoption, you suffer
a miscarriage, still birth, an unsuccessful embryo transfer, you'll get five days
leave. I would have gotten a lot of vacation over the years. My
wife and I went through every single every single one of those things on that
list, except the failed adoption. We didn't have that, but we had
a lot of those things. And that's a I think as and I'll say
this from a guy's perspective, I had no idea you heard. You'd hear
that from time to time, Oh this cup, how to miscarriage or something.
You have no idea. I would be like, you know, you're
kind of like you almost dismiss it, and then you go through it and
you're like, it's one of the most devastating things in the entire world to
go through, but it's hard to understand and until you've lived it. I
think right this one we talked about recently, employers will no longer be able
to discriminate or penalize an employee based on you know, smoking a little weed
off the job on your personal time. Yeah, put it in the air
on your insta. But there's also another law where they can't even ask if
you've used it. But don't they like in the past, But there are
jobs where they can still screen you for that. They don't want you driving
your the forklift at home depot. Well, those guys are all high,
but they don't want you driving the forklift somewhere else or operating heavy machinery under
the influence. They're allowed to test you on the job site for that,
but your home home, so they can still test people. Yeah, oh
yeah, if it's one of their if they have a policy about drug use,
I think I think they can still have that because it's for a safety
but on your own, on your own time, once you've punched, once
you've clocked out, I think it's fair game, right. Yeah, so
that law I know is really popular when people celebrating and putting it in the
air. Let's see, this one will affect a lot of people and no
more saving up two months of rent as a security deposit and moving into a
new place. Now they'll only be able to charge for just one month.
Good, that's good. I hated that about moving to a new place because
who the heck just has that much money? That was always the worst part.
And then you're just although if you take good care of the place and
then you get it back at the end, it's like you found a bunch
of money all of a sudden, you're like, come on rich, Yes,
every money. They've just been holding your mind the whole time. But
usually, you know, cleaning fees and carpet cleaning. How often do you
really get ever? Dism Graham. The the speeding, the speed cameras.
Do we know if this is started yet? I don't think anywhere else started
it officially, but they can. Okay, so the can so in California,
six cities and there's actually U three in the Bay Area, Oakland,
San Francisco, and San Jose will be allowed to install speed cameras. Now
they're going to have to put up like warning signs to like let drivers know,
like, hey, you're being watched. I guess there's cameras in this
area, so slow down. But yeah, so if you get caught on
camera, speeding, automatic ticket. The funniest thing about the rule was you
could go right above the speed as long as you didn't go I think it
was eleven miles an hour over. That's when they started handing out the tickets.
It's like, well, then, why is the speed limit sixty five?
Should they be seventy five? We don't start handing out tickets until you're
going seventy six, because if you put seventy five on the sign, people
are going to push it and go eighty five, I guess. But if
you're if you start monitoring by camera and these are just they're just handing out
tickets, it just reads your license plate and you get the ticket in the
mail, Like, wouldn't you set it at the speed limit if you want
people to go the speed limit? I mean, I get maybe plus a
minus a couple miles an hour, But I think they're taking into account just
the flow of traffic. Nobody is actually driving sixty five. You know,
they're all going between sixty five and seventy nine. I get it. But
then it goes back to the floor since the flot shouldn't this be living seventy
or seventy five? If that's if we're just expecting that, that's help,
and I guarantee we are gonna I don't know when all these the cities of
Bay Area cities are going to start putting these up, but they will because
guess what, it's a revenue it's a revenue streaty. At least like start
doing certain timeframes like ease us into it versus just like whenever you're speeding.
Yeah, maybe between like two and three in the morning or something. Yeah,
I'm okay with that. They're gonna but at least you will know the
areas where they're because they have to post about You're gonna know the areas where
there are cameras. It's gonna be like everyone's gonna be driving slows. Everyone's
gonna be hitting their brakes. That's gonna be so annoying. One more thing
here, if anyone gives a fart, California will now have an official state
mushroom. We do like we do now like a mascot, or like we
get or are you eating? Well, you know how we have no like
a like a mascot. Well, I guess okay, I think they're edible.
You know how? We have like the state bird. We have the
state flower. Our new state mushroom is the California Golden Sean terrell tantarell or
something. Oh yeah, it says it's a fungus that is fungus. Just
sounds so gross. It's a fungus that is native to California that grows near
live oak trees. I love it. How do you guys feel about mushrooms?
I like them, You're good. I love mushrooms. Is Slena you're
anti anti? What about on a combo pizza it's come help. If I'm
really starving, I'll eat it, but I usually pick it off. Really,
I used to hate them, and then just I don't know, they
grow on me delicious. I had some last night. We had some egg
plant parmesan. There was all kinds of mushrooms in there. But so is
this Is this mushroom going to be kind of like the flower? How you're
not allowed to pick it anywhere? So is the mushroom like now something?
We're like, you can't tug it or you'll get in trouble protect a species.
Probably? Yeah. The JV show on Wild ninety four nine, I'm
Selena and I'm just happy. Twenty twenty four we are back. Who well,
well look what the cat dragged back in. Nice of you to join
us Selena Graham, Cheaty and Jaessica. Uh huh. It was a miserable
two weeks of few stories. I hope you all had a wonderful New Year.
Happy twenty twenty four. Twenty three was amazing. Let's make twenty four
even better. I'm Albert here, I guess Good morning, Mama Albert,
Good morning, Mama Albert. By the way, Cheaty is out jesus hey,
Yeah, she's extended to vacation. She is currently in Nigeria visiting with
some family and whatnot, living her best life. Yeah, it must be
nice. So one of the hottest workout trends of twenty twenty four. And
this is according to fashion experts and also just like gym experts, people who
work in fitness clubs and that manage them or whatever, they're saying that they've
noticed an interest or an increase excuse me of but boosting workouts for men,
for men, not just not just the ladies. See the ladies and they're
very intently focused, right, that wouldn't be considered a new trend. I
think we've been doing that. But you know, you know, you've seen
the guys where it's like strong chest, strong back, strong arms, and
then teeny tiny little skinny legs. Yeah, those days are over and they're
back in there working out the butts. Wow, good job, Graham.
How do you feel about this? Is this something that you would do?
You plan on getting back in the gym? Why not? Why are some
guys so against working out their lower body? I do. I do leg
day every now and again. What about but day? You don't need leg
day? Yes, you do leg days a myth. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. Yeah, leg workouts are fine. There's not satisfying.
We're walking around flexing next to the pool. I'm peacocking next to the pool.
It's all about the guns and pies and tries your chest, your back.
You need the match. Who cares? I'll wear pants? Oh my
god? You see Mariah Carey where the full on gown in the in the
hot again? Whatever it was, she's doing too much, she's doing it.
It's like a new you can see the video at the jbshow dot com.
This is her New Year's tradition. I guess it's gonna get old at
some point. Right now already, right now, I'm next year. She's
just trying to milk the holidays. Yeah, the Christmas is over, your
Christmas song is done, go away. We don't need that acting for the
water you go when you'll fill out a few months see it. But yeah,
the butt workout, Like I'm just not I don't know you guys written
the room's go flip, but I don't care. And people send me stuff
all the time. Now my DM's like, whoa, you're not the only
one look at this one, or you should be doing this or trying to
do flat butt pictures and you're or like flat butt remedies were like somebody who
sent me a thing the other day, like here's some flat butt Like they
were like they were like some kind of pant that you know, makes it
look like you've got a butt. But why, I just don't care.
I think I think the reason why a lot of guys are in there,
like doing the squads and then the glutes work out. By the way,
if you're just tuning in, this is supposedly like the new trend for twenty
twenty four men gym working out the butt. I think they just want their
clothes to fit better. Oh that's why they invented the belt. We don't
need our clothes they're fine. You just wear a belt. That's what keeps
them from falling off our flat butts. But don't skip leg day though.
You want to be proportional. Yeah, I mean I I look. You
see that with the guys that are like extreme bodybuilders and they don't work out
their legs. But for your average guy like you, you don't bulk up
that much on your legs. I mean you can, but you just don't
really see it, you know, like you're wearing pants all the time,
Yeah, to work, and it does look weird when you see like the
big muscular calves, you know what I mean. I don't know like get
and also Graham's married who gives the part that thank you? I don't care.
Well, I'm not out there right trying to attract ladies who need a
guy with a full butt, Like is that really that high on the list
for a lot of people? Yeah? I actually rather my man not having
that big of a butt, because then it'll be bigger than mine, and
I feel self consciously really see, there you go, my man has a
bigger butt than me. He's listening right now, and he doesn't like when
I talk about his butt. So I'm going to shut up. Okay,
g I had noticed, but now I need to take a look at it.
What do you have? All right? So this woman, she's very
upset, she's pregnant. Her husband brought a name. They're having trouble coming
up with a name for the baby. It's a very difficult thing to come
up with a proper name. And her man brought a name to her,
a Zoe for their daughter. And he's like, it's a beautiful name name.
Yeah, And everyone's like, yeah, it's a great name. What's
wrong with it? Well, she's got one tenC tiny issue with it.
And I want to know if this would be an issue for you, ladies
or anybody listening. It was the name of his cat that has passed away.
His deceased cat was named Zoe. Now he wants to name, you
know, kind of an honor of feline Zoe. He wants to name his
future daughter Zoe. Would you ever name one of your children after a deceased
pet? I mean, they're part of the family. Pets we know JVS
show, we love our pets, we love them and they are part of
the family, right, But I'm not naming my kid after a cat,
A dead cat. I think you want to get another cat, maybe named
mac newcat the same name. Yeah, that's just I'm not a child.
Well why not. It's always a nice name, I feel like and I
do like that name. But I think dead pets ex'es and I don't know
grandparents if their names are stupid. I'm not allowing it. Okay, but
jes Selena, let's just say that your man comes to you, he's really
like hees this cat was his loyal companion for fifteen years. How long cat
lives, I don't know. They have nine lives, Okay, however long,
really long time, and it was very important to him and this would
mean so much to him. If if you could, if we could just
consider naming our daughter after the cat. What you're just gonna flat out say
no, Yeah, I'm gonna say no, yeah, because then it's kind
of like maybe you need to like resolve the feelings that you have for that
cat, and kind of like we can resolve them. What if your wife
wanted to name your next kid Hambone. I love the name. I do.
There's one other little key detail. The cat was a gift from the
guy's ex. Okay, that's where divorce the JV Show on Wild ninety four
nine back from VAK. Although I could have gone longer, I'm not going
to say longer. I'm Selena and I'm Jess. Thank you so much for
hanging out with as. We're just talking about one of the hottest workout tnds
for twenty twenty four. It involves men working out the booties trying to,
you know, get some gains back there. Graham, you don't really see
the point of that. You're like, why you know, I don't have
a name for me. I don't have twenty twenty four booty goals, at
least not my own. Well you need them. Uh this we have a
talk about piggybacking on what you said, Jess, don't skip leg day,
Good Morning, JV Show, Welcome back, Happy New Year, twenty twenty
four and about their guys and their lower body workouts. I would say,
don't skip it because it is nice to, you know, see some nice
big legs and thighs on a guy. I mean, you don't want to
see them all, you know, disproportioned. So anyway, food for thought,
Love you guys, welcome back, Thank you so much. I it's
a paid the thing you see weird that that we freely and women can judge
men's workout routines, like, don't do that yet, we don't want to
see you disproportion. We don't say that about female workout. That'll be wrong.
Why I'd be like, well, hey, don't skip arm day.
We don't want to see those arms, those chicken wings flapping around. We
don't say that, but you just said it. I'm just saying. Nobody
says that kind of stuff. I'm just wondering. These are just things that
pop into my head and I wonder about them out loud. So you're thinking
about them, So that is what you think. No, but don't skip
arm day. Wow, It's it's worse when a guy says it about a
woman is slopping around there on the wow gram. Oh all right, panic
get targe. So for some reason, right in twenty twenty three, the
Stanley Cup craze was through the roof. Now, as you know, the
Stanley cups not because it's tempting to do with the hot controphy. No,
it is like the tumbler, the water tumbler. And apparently the craze is
going to continue in twenty twenty four because on December thirty, first Target launched
their Valentine's Day collection of Stanley's. I just I don't understand the need to
even have a special cup for your water. It was like this the hydro
flasks. Who cares? I am fine with a paper cup from our little
wildney for nine kitchen over here. I mean, I don't even drink water,
but if I did, I would be okay with that. I mean,
are you, as a company, Stanley, are you just like so
happy that this has become this viral trend and everyone needs your stupid cup like
they're just they're just cups. And are you of as another company like I
don't know YETI and all these other ones that have made these exact same cups
for years, are you guys just like so solid. We've made that identical
cup book for like a decade or maybe longer, and nobody wanted ours didn't
go viral? Well because you have TikTok to blame now and the aesthetic.
I saw so many people opening up Stanley's for Christmas cont and they were so
happy. So Targets sad. So Target dropped yah. So Target had to
literally prepare for this launch because they knew that people were gonna go crazy for
it. People stood in line and even ran when they opened the store Stanley
Stanley Cups. Sad they had to limit it like one or two cups per
person. Another thing that bothers me is that this was their Valentine's Day collection,
dropping on December thirty first. Yeah, not even New Years. We
have some we have some time. And it was alsold out with a There's
been Valentine's Day stuff in store since like mid December. Yeah, it's a
little weird too much. I'll say this about the one positive of the Stanley
Cup, not the hockey one. I like that one, but the Stanley
Cup is that it is getting people to use a reusable water bottle rather than
drinking out of a plastic water bottle. So if it's accomplishing that goal,
I'm here for it because we're throwing plastic bottles away left and right, but
billions a year, so it's better quick. PSA wash your cups because I
feel like a lot of people that drink water on one of the like reusable
cups, they just like do not wash them every single day, at least
from the tiktoks that I've seen. Oh, aprobably to Graham doesn't wash his
coffee cup ever. I when's the last time you watched that nasty cup,
Graham? This morning? And only because my coffee like thermoust thing clean canteen.
Shout out to them, great, they make a great coffee, but
keeps coffee hot all morning long. I opened it up this morning and had
been sitting there next to where I put my keys on our kitchen counter,
and had been sitting there since we went on vacation because I had no use
for it. While we were off, I was sleeping hold I was sleeping
in and there was mold inside, Oh my god. And I couldn't find
another one this morning. I was like, the last thing I want to
be doing at three thirtday morning is taking this thing apart and scrubbing all the
parts of it. But I had to do that this morning because it was
the only thing I can drink up. I'm so wasteful. I would have
just thrown it away. No, it's just a little bit of coffee mold.
But no, Rose, I've done that before with spoons. I'm like,
I don't want to watch this. Yeah, I didn't throw it out.
That's the kind of there you go. That's the kind of society we
live in. The throwaway culture order some of Amazon. I don't like this,
I'll just throw it away. Yeah, that's great for our land throws
I yeah, Now look on my DAT and if it's getting used every day,
there's no mold accumulating, I don't wash it. Yeah, I just
drink a whole year, not wash his cup. That's right. But the
two weeks off of having it sealed, there was Yeah, it looked like
a science experiment. You have a really strong immune system. Now that's probably
why, and I very rarely get sick. I'm going to expose myself to
a lot of different germs, bacteria. We do have to move forward.
You guys, hear about Bad Bunny and Kendall Jenner and breaking up. Oh
yeah, I didn't think they were gonna last. I'll be honest. I
don't think anyone saw them like lasting forever. But I'll talk about their breakup
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Kendall Jenner heartbroken over her breakup with Bad Bunny. In case you missed it,
People has confirmed that they are done after less than a year of dating.
Apparently a lot of people close to them didn't even really see them lasting
that long anyways. Did any of us think that they were gonna make it
like get no married or anything. I don't think bye, I will say
I didn't think they would break up before the holidays. That's the thing I
wanted to point out. I thought we all knew that was like a major
no. Bad Bunny makes his own roll. Who broke up with him?
Or is it? Oh, we've mutually decided to put Kendall broke up joint
statement. She's the one that's devastated and heartbroken. I'm thinking that he's the
one ruined or he did something like cheating, possibly to make care breakup with
him. Yeah, well, apparently Kendall, she's taking it so hard because
she did see a future with Bad Bunny, and she thought that he actually
could be the one. This is, according to sources, like she fell
really hard in love with this guy, and so she's not taking a breakup
very well. Like she is devastated. They both had really busy schedules and
things got rocky between them. These sources didn't elaborate on what kind of issues.
But Bad Bunny just doesn't seem like a one woman kind of guy to
me, you know, at least not for now. Maybe in the future.
I don't even think it takes a long time for guys to mature to
that point. Grand's not even mature. When he's fifty or six half,
he'll be ready to settle down. I have twenty six and a half.
Wait, Selena, I do want to you know, with all the happy
New Year talk, I do want to wish you a happy belated day.
So his birthday was on New Year's Eve. Now you went from twenty six
and a half to how old would you be now now that you've advanced?
Oh, I think, because it seems like you've been twenty six and a
half like the past several years. Well, Well, here's the thing.
I was okay, I'll admit I've been lying about my ages. Guys really
got shocked. I was only twenty five and a half. Oh now I'm
really twitched. Okay, that makes sense, that makes sense. So happy
happy birthday. Help. Yeah, thank you, guys. So Ariana Grande
accused of gas lighting her fans. So last week on Friday, she posted,
like, look back at my twenty twenty three and it was a really
eventful year. There was the divorce from her husband, Dalton Gomez. There
was the affair rumors with you know, SpongeBob Ethan Slater, who she was
still currently dating, and from what I read, they're very very serious,
you know, in this relationship together. But for the first time, it
looks like she may have addressed this whole cheating scandal. Here's what she wrote
in her caption. She said, I've never felt more pride or joy or
love while simultaneously feeling so deeply misunderstood by people who don't know me, who
piece whispers together and make what they want out of me and their assumptions of
my life. That's what that's what people do. Sorry, yeah, but
people are also like assumptions. I mean, I guess that's accurate. But
there was also all this evidence that they were literally having an affair. They
were both married, So people started calling you out for gaslighting all of her
fans. They were in the comments like why at this point? I mean,
I'd be so upset. I would be so upset. Can we get
one of those in the start twenty two four? Just just for old time's
sake? I gotta find it right here. I would be so upset if
I burned my legs. My legs. Yeah, I read over the break
that Ariana Grande and SpongeBob, they like, have moved in together already.
It's very serious. This bothers me. But I say that there's an added
level of pressure when you both break off, particularly at marriage. But you
both break off a relationship to get together date one another. I think you
force it to last longer than it probably would. But maybe they go the
distance. Who knows. Anyone want to write that down in their twenty twenty
four JV Show predictions? Yeah, I don't see any four. Yeah,
say November here, Graham, what do you have all right? I've waited
pretty much all morning to talk about the miners, you guys. After an
embarrassing performance on Christmas Day against the Ravens that pretty much legit ruined my Christmas,
I will be perfectly honest. The Niners went on the road this past
Sunday. They stomped on the Washington Commanders. The Commanders stink, so it
wasn't really much of a shock that they won, but it turned out to
be a very significant win because with the win and a loss by the Lions
and then another one by the Eagles, the Niners clinched by which is going
to be huge for the Niners because it gives them a chance to get their
players rested and healthy. Most noteworthy of those as Christian McCaffrey. He got
injured against the Commanders, didn't really play much in the second half, so
he's going to skip the niners final game of the season, which is this
Sunday against the Rams, and then he's gonna have the bye week after that
to get healthy. Niners play. They're at Levi's hosting the Rams on Sunday
to wrap up the regular season. Be interesting to see which Niners players,
starters and star players play at all in that game, because you don't want
them getting hurt in a meaningless game. But we have beaten the Rams like
the last twelve regular season games. We want to keep that going, but
we're already in the number one seeds. It doesn't really matter, so rest
them all.