This is the downbeat on ninety seven on the Freak and thirty minutes Ningu's got
tons of exciting audio from last night's game, a lot of things that came
to our mind. Nance and Romo and the whole gang. It's gonna be
fun. We'll walk through it from stem to stern man all the fun stuff
that you remember, and we'll point out a couple of things that you might
have overlooked. Yeah, deathly too. We talked about the game a little
bit early six thirty, touch a little you know, MAVs at seven and
the ads was the halftime show at nine Local stories the guy Zim's tray Smoke,
that cool name who lost his huge lizard dino. He's calling in at
nine thirty because we're really to get the word out if you're up earning the
Crowley area. Look, yeah, there could be a huge dinosaur like lizard
on the loose, but that's how you need to couch this. Yeah right,
yeah, that there's a yes, a rogue dinosaur on the loose and
Crowley, Yes, keep teasing it like that, okay, but also he
thinks could it have been foul play? No one's going there today, guarantee
it. We're going there. We also went there on Friday when we went
with our scorching hot predictions for the Super Bowl, and I have them them
and see how we did, right, Because do you think there are points
in play here? No? Maybe I wish I could say yeah, I
mean it was a chance, or I could even play radio like, but
maybe maybe we get one. I do think that there could be some very
flimsy cases to be made for partial points. Yes, yes, yes,
very flimsy. But we'll see that's all we need, flimsy the downbeat.
So let's go out to the Ghost Pepper Pavilion one more time and review our
picks or is it the protae section a Whole Foods whatever it is here they
are. I'll start because I'm a jerk. These are my five predictions,
one at a time. Here from Friday afternoon on the show Vin Kevin.
Prediction number one during pregame warmups Chiefs mascot k C Wolf, We'll get in
a fight with forty nine Ers assistant coaches the Bullies, Clint and Clay Kubiak.
I don't think that happened. In fact, I saw more of the
forty nine Ers mascot that goofless. Oh is that sourdough Sam? Yeah?
Is that what they call him? I think it is. I actually don't
know what it is. It's something sourdough. Why? Because it is so
Sam. He's the hardest working mascot in the NFL. Mike. Yeah,
he's a dumb looking guy. He's got his mouth open, his mouth is
forming a rectangle, is smiling? Eh? Oh man like San Francisco,
the home of sourdough bread. Yeah, chowder and a sourdough bowl is a
big player in San Francisco chowder. Huh yeah, sour dough bread bowls.
Thanks for telling me. I've kind of thought you would call you be on
top of this. I'm not an expert. I just want to know about
it. Holler, we'll holler at ukvoh. Okay, the greatest okay in
radio ever? When when do we holler? When? Holler? Holler number
two for me? Kevin prediction number two during the national anthem, Reba McIntyre
will shock and offend the nation by showing up wearing a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader uniform.
Reaction How did how did we do? I couldn't hear it? So
there was a big controversy on this what phenominal because the over under for that
was eighty seven and a half. It got bumped down as the week went
on. Eighty seven and a half seconds Now she did, did you pull
any of it for Dingus Morning News? I don't, didn't, but I
can get it. No, No, I don't, it's not necessary.
She ends up with the whole of the Brave, and then and then tag
comes, you know, the music comes up, and then after she did
Brave, she hit it again with the breath, and the betting sites are
like, no, it ended after the first Brave, which I kind of
disagree with. I do too. The song ain't over and cocked in in
eighty six seconds, but it would have been like eighty nine seconds if if
you count the second Brave. The tag is still part of the song.
It's her interpretation of it. Boy, No, I don't even know what
side. But if you go with two braves, that count, Yes,
it does. That's you're right. Your song is the song. Her interpretation
of the song two Braves. I don't know, man. It was kind
of because I was in it too. I didn't stop watching. It was
too late, but I was kind of like one Mississippi two, Mississippi.
You made it to like ninety seven Mississippi. Yeah, it was exhausting,
and then her her walk guy was looking at me. It was real strange.
She killed it though, really she was. Not only did she kill
it, but Posty crushed God bless America before the America. America the Beautiful
absolutely killed it. And they both sang none of it was their vocals were
not pre recorded, and Posty sounded amazing. Really yes, yeah, he
went to uh more of like a purple heat sing the one about Purple Mountain.
Majesty's right, which one is that this is America the Beautiful? Yeah,
yeah, okay, I got Here's here's the end to Reba. Okay,
just so you can kind of tell why the betting books were freaking out,
and honestly that the brave to end it was the fourth second window needed
to push it. That's what tipped it over. The band's still playing too.
I'm sure saw the books just paid back everyone's bets too, Probably on
that one. They can sometimes do that. Yeah, maybe because they're trying
to drum up all these dumb prop bets. Anyway, So the goodwill of
giving you your money back yeah, so on the eighty six and a half
seconds was and again they basically yeah, it was. It was right about
eighty seven. It was right kind of right on the money. So I
don't know, I don't know how they certain books too, probably have different
rules on that, but I saw that a lot of people had that going.
They came in with the under on that because of they cut it off
after the first brave whatever. Here's my third one on Kevin prediction number three
Chiefs tricky wide receiver from Smu Rushi right will score the game's first touchdown.
Really okay, tough reactions usually Okay. I was sitting there every time.
I love it. I was sitting there at some point going is there going
to be a touchdown tonight? I was kind of and then we had a
trick play to make it happen. I was all in on the under.
Yeah. Well, Vegas kind of nailed this thing. They really do.
Because it was San fran minus two, which absolutely could have hit, could
have won, including a missed uh what was the extra pointer field goal no
X point and of the special team's fumble. It was just right on the
money and they over unders forty seven and a half and it ended with forty
seven points. So under hits. How do they know? In the Super
Bowl too, when all eyes on it, all bets are off on the
outcome of how it's gonna But an overtime game where both teams score and the
under still comes in that makes you sure you're on the right side of things.
Here's my fourth one, Kevin prediction number four. During the halftime show,
Justin Bieber, twenty one Savage, Her, Alicia, Keys, Lil
John, and the Blue Man Group will join Usher on stage. I mean
I hit yeah, you did, buzzer has sounded. I hit three of
them. Well, Bieber was the first one you named. Yeah alphabetical though,
and we did learn that what his wife arrived in Las Vegas, so
there was kind of a buzz out there that he was going to join on
stage. Yeah. Look sometime leading up to the Super Bowl, like Saturday
or something like that that she got there, yes, or her makeup arty,
I don't know. So No, Haley and Justin were seen like getting
there like kind of late or something, but they were there Saturday, I
don't know, something something like that. But Bieber was only there because I
had him first. Well, Blue Man Group the Blue Man Group, the
t Blue Man Group. Yes, now, how are we to know that
some of the dancers were not also performers in the Blue Man Group? That
sounds like an argument Kevin should be making. I mean her Alicia Keys and
Little John, well, little John would be good. Alicia Keys was known,
that was that was already out there. Little John's expected. So who'd
you really get? I mean, if you Green, that would have been
like, okay, that's a half point right there. That wasn't the world's
trying to distance from Selo Green? Right now? Was that Seelo Green?
Who was that in the little Little Short You know, I didn't know that.
I actually didn't know who that was. Anybody I thought, who was
that dude? Jermaine dupre Jermaine Duprie. All right, all right, So
if you'd have guessed Jermaine Duprie, I'd be inclined to give him a whole
damn point. As it stands now, nothing nothing, okay, fine,
he's mad. I'm not mad. You look mad. I knelt like half
of them. Your hands are shaking, and your Kevin turning red. Kevin
Prediction number five. If the Chiefs win, Jim Nance will make a Taylor
Swift pot as his iconic walk off call. If the forty nine ers win,
he'll go on a round about the homeless and how the work ethic in
America is not what it used to be. Okay, Well, we will
have Jim Nance's walk off call coming up in Dingu's Morning News. Yeah that
ruined by Tony? Uh Yeah, did Tony ruin Nance's moment? So well?
Sucks for me. You got close to a half point though, Yeah.
I mean, if anyone wants to text in two and four even seven
seven eight seven one nine seven one and really just support the movement to get
me a half point, do that. I'll say this, Kevin, you
did the best you could. Yeah, and you know what your best is
good enough? My best is equivalent to most people's worst. But that's okay.
Let's go to Daniel Harry Rol Prediction number one. As a tribute to
Toby Keith, Reba McIntyre will replace the National Anthem with radio Heads National Anthem,
which was Toby's favorite song. Mikey claps there's like proven. As a
tribute to Toby Keith, She's gonna walk out there to that monstrous badass bas
Riff shocking prediction. I saw a clip servicing over the weekend of Toby Keith
on the Bob Stoops podcast, and I was like, bob Stoops has a
podcast and it looked terrible. It looks like a terrible podcast. But it's
Toby KEI like two days before he died, really interesting and sad. But
I didn't dive into read except I listened to excited when I hear sad stuff.
But also it's like Toby was talking from his room and then like oh
man, Toby, oh you're the best. I mean, it was just
maybe we'll get Switzer down. It's just oh, you guys, just it
was very strange. I don't know. Here you go, all right,
number two, there will be no doinks in the game, but there will
be an oinc when Romo emits a guttural sound of which can only be described
as that of a large pig. Okay, nothing, I made the doink
on the kickoff, but he said there would be no I that doinke on
the kickoff is we didn't get enough doink cam Last night they showed us the
first made field goal. I know, yeah, there was one a little
later too. Yeah, they should have had it on that low liner and
look from the crossbar cam. Who can keep track of every weird noise that
Tony makes in a game? I mean I tried. Yeah, so there
was a doyke on a kickoff and they didn't show that on the dot cam.
What you heard it? The crossbar should have done it. I believe
moved on Danny three. Taylor Swift will be upstaged when CBS cameramen discover that
Brock Purdy's new celebrity girlfriend is located in a luxury suite and the world first
learns that he is in fact dating Carol Burnette. Pretty jersey up there and
turn around family, Oh hell yeah, Jim, that's Carol Burnette. What
a mess. I don't know much about Bruck Party's love life, do we.
I just know pregames, they show you that the quarterbacks getting ready in
the locker room. My home's drinking a gatorade and he's kind of just walking
around all amped, you know, Party sitting down buried in a pouch out
and he's eating a protein bar pooch out. I was like, goshs they
just goaded Patrick right there already, like like just walking around, good energy,
looking fine and party's just staring into the abyss eating pooch having food.
Pooch out that a protein bar. Do you ever be caught eating food if
you're playing in the Super Bowl? Man, I think I'm gonna go with
the Chiefs again, all right. Number four prediction for this weekend Super Bowl.
Usher's banned will unfortunately miss their flight to the big Game, but he
will be more than capably backed up by last minute substitution group alien at Farm.
Yeah. I don't think Alien Farm could have been on roller skates.
I'm not proud of that one. Yeah, you should be all right.
Number five, Chiefs will win the Super Bowl a gatorade bath. Andy Reid
will be double surprised when he receives the contents of the ceremonial cooler and is
covered with sauteed onions. He will find the celebration delicious. Okay, hey,
they won and he didn't. He didn't get a gatorade bath. Yeah,
I was looking. It was ice, but it kind of could have
been sauteed onions if you look squint. Ice does ice onions purpleing like dice
onions? Yeah? Ice looks like dice onion. Yeah, and it almost
rhymes iced diced get it. Yes, I think I have full point for
Danny on this. Actually because I picked the chiefs, I protest. Wait,
no, I don't vote. Yes, So the gatory killer was a
half it was Yeah, it was a gatorade that had been drunk previously drank.
All right, good job, Danny. I'd like to announce that I
don't. I'm weak today and maybe soft, and you got enough texts to
support you that I think I'm going to vote. We give Kevin a half
point for getting half of the people that showed up. He's getting some support,
a lot of support, or some point for Kevio. I support Kevin.
Give him a damn half point. Stop being mean to Kevin. Stop
being mean to That is what every one of my classmates got from the teachers.
Stop being mean to Ken. How many people near you have exclaimed to
stop being mean to Kevin? But so I don't really want to argue with
it. Yeah, super Bowl mondayful, Kevin works hard, a soft man
for soft times. I've added it. At least you keys here and Little
John appear with Usher at halftime show half point and I had to say that
puts Kevin in second place behind or ahead of Danny, Now who you just
awarded me a point? Stuck on three? Oh yeah, I just gave
Danny a point and a half, which back protest because onions and ice look
similar. No, they don't. And I picked the Chiefs to win.
I went out on that limb. If you went to get to refill your
fountain drink and you hit the ice machine and onions came out, you would
go, what, okay, soroy industries. Like at a barbecue plays there's
pickles, onions, barbecue sauce coming out of a soda machine, onion dispenser.
Yeah, a food dispenser onions. That's good. That's pretty good.
Prediction one. The Kansas City Chiefs will win in the Super Bowl by double
digits. Uh oh, that's a point. They won, and they scored
in the double digits, by double digits, not in double digits, hear
it? I don't know. Prediction two. In the pregame, Reba McIntyre
approaches the microphone to celebrate our nation. There's a pregnant, anticipatory hush over
the crowd when Riba violently barks out the state anthem of the Russian Federation.
Oh no, oh no again, I had the volume down. Did she
what song did you do? Did you do the national anthem? You did
the traditional one of America. She was close though, because I did see
at the last second of stage hand go up and swap out lyrics. Yeah,
they switch the lyrics and they lowered the prompter. All right, there's
gonna have to be all that Russian stuff, all right. Prediction three.
In a halftime show surprise, the stars of Live Golf, which is competing
in Las Vegas this week, appear on stage with Usher. After seeing Phil
Mickelson's blistering, never ending cabbage patch and the sensual, intertwined dancing of Pat
Perez and Martin Kaimer, Usher and his dancers all leave the stage. The
crowd leaves as well. In the second half of the game. Is canceled.
Canceled, can't fill off the stage, Phil, dude, there's nothing,
no Kevin nah Like literally, there's fifty bed dancers and there's people on
stilts and a guy flying through the air. Didn't see Patrick Reid. He
didn't see him. Didn't see him. Yeah, can't confirm it, but
yeah, that one. We'll call that one. Pending. Commercials. Commercials,
commercials, we all love them. We love one in particular this year
Jardian's Well. In response to Jardian's going with a new spo, folks singer
their original talent talent, Deanna Cologne, will appear in a new Skittles advertisement,
singing about raising her a one C quote through the GD roof. The
ad ends with Cologne laying next to a non working fountain, surrounded by red
candy bags as she mutters f Jardians, I'm mad at Jardians fe a broken
fountain. The only thing that's even close is there was a nerd cluster spot.
Okay, that's it. That was pretty surprising. That was it was.
It was odd too. It's kind of good. Everybody's a one c
at the freak skyrocket at after the Amazon dot Com package showed up full of
those things. I don't know if it's crediting Kavanall, but that's who I
create our credit as the father of nerd clusters. But considering I've never heard
of him until he mentioned them, we kind of started eating them. And
then a half halftime or Super Bowl commercial mass I jypped on with the Speakeasy
on Friday from five to six pm and we talked fetishes and Kinks and other
stuff, and Ryiner was just just chowing down on a bag of nerd clusters.
It's always they always have him around on that show, like the need
the energy in the afternoon they can sleep in. Last one for Mike Prediction
five. Travis Kelsey scores a Super Bowl touchdown. He looks up to the
suite and gives the heart hands sign. Taylor Swift looks down, beaming and
gives the hearthand sign back to Travis. Travis then motions with his arm for
Taylor to move out of the way, revealing the real intended recipient of his
hearthands Czechoslovakian tennis legend Yvon Lendall. Move, move out the way, not
you bitch, His eyes are huge. Von Lindel was there? Was he
wasn't there? Well, not converted. I think angry tweets about hating football
prove Von Lindeall wasn't there. That's that's your job this week to me,
that's fair, all right. I bet he could get Evon Lettel on the
show by Friday as a Valentine's President to the Metro Pleagux. I could do
that. I could do that. Speaking of Valentine's Day Wednesday at eight o'clock,
we'll give you a preview of our LB in stores, the downbeat singing
box of chocolates, but you can go ahead and get it all of your
flower shops. Levin't already has an album full of material written for this,
Ready and excited. We're losing a ton of money on these products, these
singing products that we continue to manufacture and no one purchased. We've never tried
to put them in floral shops. This makes sense, people to go.
Do you get flowers for your lady or something for your man? Oh?
You know what, I'll tack on a downbeat singing box of chocolates. I
like those guys. That sounds fun, you know. Just put it online
order and to go in. We were making people go into the brick and
mortar store to buy them. That was our fatal flaw. This is we're
now more advanced and ready for profit. Now it's profit time, especially off
season, especially when you hear the new hit song VD for V Day coming
up on Wednesday at eight. He's so ready get to write and jall why
because he's got something to do. Tonight he did a bunch of work this
week, and he told me, he goes, what was it? You
have something? What did you say? I was invited to be on a
podcast tonight. No, that's how you described it. I have plans,
yes, he goes, I have plans. What plans? Do you have
schedules booked here? I got to be on a podcast tonight And then asked
him if they were sex plans and he didn't, Uh, you have second
I don't. I'm going on the Michael Pasvar podcast tonight today. Well what
about after sex plans? I just go home and go to sleep, will
you bedtime? They ketch up on the map, knock one out before bed?
You know what? Enough on this topic, man? All right?
So a half point was awarded to Kevin. Yeah, for the people joining
Usher that we all kind of knew we're going to join Usher. No one
knew it, No one knew no one. That was not announced. It
was kept secret. After you make the sale, you're not supposed to keep
talking, all right, because then you can screw up the sale. You
got your half point, okay, and you can thank the listeners too,
not us, Yeah, just because we don't have the energy. Someone just
said half point for Danny you know, a fine half point for Danny.
Oh God, for ice and ice and onions looking similar, they don't look
that similar. Half well, Justin Bieber wasn't there either. Someone said,
you don't know for sure that there were no sauteed onions in the cooler.
I saw the bucket get dropped on him. There were no onions. There
could have been some maybe onions, some onions mixed in or the after they
dumped it all like. Had they kept it upside down, there would have
been the sludge of sauted onions at the end. But they got stuck in
the bottom game. You see Marcus vellis scantling. Take a drink of the
gearing God. Okay, Danny, what's next? Audio from the Super Bowl.
Man. We're gonna walk you through the whole thing, from the beginning
to end, the highlights, the fun parts, and some parts that you
may have missed.