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Well, good evening everyone, Welcome to Mac Maloney's mother track style show
here on the Distant Thunder Radio Neword. This is Mac Maloney. Want what
a show we have for you tonight. A lot of excitement backstage here tonight
we have a skeleton crew, but not for long. Let me introduce Well,
first of all, girls, I'm sorry, I'll break the bad news
for us No one one tonight. He's moving to another flat as they say
in England, and he's a little stressed out as he told me. So
I told him to enjoy the move and don't worry about a thing. No
Coco tonight, still saving the world. But a national correspondent, switch Blade
Steve, what is his which great to be here tonight to fill in for
the you know, the other big shots. Okay, I didn't think you'd
take it that way, but okay, fine, Well somebody's got to,
you know, pull up a slack. Okay, I agree. How's your
demeanor today? What's that? How is your demeanor today? Oh? It's
it's pretty good. You're supposed to say, almost close to wonder full er.
What's your brand beyond? Well? I was a little bit under the
weather. I think I'm coming out of it a bit, so I'm getting
close to beyond wonderful. Uh huh, okay, that's a good title for
a book. Why was the matter? What happened? Oh? Just you
know, common gold, hangover? Yeah, okay, hangover and the common
cold. Okay, that's yes, Sorry, I stick to it. Also
with us is uh as security chief Wooly Club w C. Hey, Mac,
it's great to be here. I'm kind of nervous, you know that
we're carrying the show tonight, just a few of us who are missing Raven
too. And uh but and I'm hoping that you know, when I look
at here and switch and he's gonna make it, his face is kind of
yeh. And I know when you have diarrhea for twenty four hours, wait,
hold on, it takes a lot out of you. So we'll understand
if you can't make it. It is a little thing carry for you.
You know, I wonder who that guy was here with a stopwatch. Uh,
let's figure that out for the length of time you mean, for the
the events of twenty four hours. Yeah, okay, I thought so.
Also in the studio with us is Upul mechanic Ellen now though, el oh,
machaelo, everyone, what's what's happened? What's happening? So you have
no Raven tonight? Uh? She when she comes back sometime after the Christmas
break, she's gonna we're gonna have her on for her own little segment for
ten minutes, put some music behind it, and she can tell everybody what's
been going on for the past month or sell with her. So in the
Hollywood Actors Strike does have something to do with it, tangentially, as it
turns out. Okay, So, but anyway, we're expecting Susan K to
join us at some point, super fan Susan K down there in North Carolina,
and then also at our second hour, the Mysterious Ashley G. Now,
let's see, there's gonna be a lot of moving parts. Let's see
if this works. The mysterious actually G is going to reinstate a what used
to be a regular for the show, and that is a cute girl calling
in from the stop at Galley to do some kind of a UFO report.
Okay, that's what we're known for our first few years, so we're going
to re establish that. Hopefully she's going to call when the mister Ashley g
She's going to call when with a report on haunted restaurants from a restaurant which
might be haunted. Who knows the stavi a galley. So that'll be interesting,
I hope. But why don't we do this, Why don't we take
a commercial break now and just to get the show started, and we'll be
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Mac maloney well, what a show we have for you tonight. Not quite
a sausage party. But let me introduce the members. No one one sorry
girls, no Coco, sorry, Mill Skills and g Gills. However,
our national cost blind Switchblade Steve. What is here with us? Switch filling
in on the totem pole? Great to be here, okay, and also
a security chief. Will the club in the house? No, no,
he's in his all right everything, I mean, I'm in my secret office
secret Yeah, like Batman. Anyways, you know, there's a lot of
pressure on us tonight with the two stars not here tonight. You know,
well, the second team will have to do our best. I guess I
thought you were going to say the queens of the princesses. But yeah,
there's no Brave and there's no money, and the studio with us is awando
ufo mechanic, Hello Mac. Hello everyone searching the internet for porn? I'm
looking for pictures of Mac online. No that's well then why are you going
to porn site? All right? No, it's a there's a formal life.
I try to leave that behind me. Look, the a lot of
excitement backstage here because on Friday night, I'm not shore when this show is
going to air. But on Friday night, we all a lot of us
here attended an event which was a pre launch book launch party for this new
book that I co author with famous Hollywood author Maxapula called how to Get rid
of It? No, what is it? How to dump a body at
Sea and not get caught? How to Dump My body at Sea and not
get caught. It's never written a book like this before. It's got an
amusing book about the growing up the fundative years of a juvenile delinquent around the
Boston area in the nineteen eighties and early nineties. At the moment, the
name of that person shall rename nameless for various legal reasons. But so we
intended this event just outside of Boston, and someone described it to me,
and I had to describe it to everyone else. As you're going to go
into a big room. There's going to be about five hundred people there and
two hundred of the movie models, right, And I said, you know,
repeat that four more times please, so I'm hearing you correctly. And
they said, that's what's going to happen. Come in, have a picture
of your book. They're going to come over and I'll have their picture taken
with you, and it sounded like one of these things like there is no
way this is going to happen. And that's what happened, right, Yep,
that's what happened. Al was there, Club was there, Mark Sippool
was there, Black Eyed Kid was there, X was there, all the
spouses were there. It was fun, right club. I've never I turned
the club at one point and I said, I always wondered the stuff like
this happens, and yeah, it happens because we're at one we were at
one point. Didn't you say to me you think thirty percent of the people
there were models? Are I want to be more beautiful people and really uh
well well dressed and well everything. Yeah, yeah, yep. It's really
quite a time and at some point maybe we should do We'll probably do a
whole show in this book, but it's called how did dumble Body at Sea?
And I get caught? Coming out? Christmas time? We're we talking
more about it. So listen, we're going to do this now though.
We're going to put his bumper right in here and get just a second.
I want to see that I used to model men's briefs for sears you've you've
told us his story before, but what what's the time you did this?
Unfortunately it was always unsolicited, so they would call the authorities. Showed up
listening. He's just trying to help out. You still wear those speedo's I
noticed sometime on the show. No, No, it's Monday, Wednesday,
and Tuesday gets sort of the loone the other days it's Haines. Really yeah,
I don't know. That's a speed over to me. That's a schedule.
Well, you know he has been here with a stop. Look defends
on his mood. All right, listen, May I put you a bumper
in now? Oh? Switch? Yes, yes, okay, I'm all
done with the cheesy joke. All right, listen, okay, promise,
no, listen, hold on. He's a very funny guy. We'll put
switches bumper in it right here. And now it's time for another story from
the Lost Annimals of the Paranormal. It's time for Steve Ward's report from the
Fringe and please switch. What do you have for us? Well, this
has to do with the XS eight ninety four and Elish Electric Lightning. It
was a British fighter aircraft that served as an interceptor during the sixties, seventies
and well into the nineteen eighties, and of course, as I said,
manufactured by English Electric. Now, this aircraft crashed September eighth, nineteen seventy
into the sea, five miles north of Flamborough Head, Yorkshire, England.
Now the question is was this espionage an accident or was a UFO involved.
Now Paul Sinclair has been chronicling the highest strangeness factor, if you will,
in Yorkshire, North and East Yorkshire for several decades. He has five volumes
out covering it called Truth Proof the Truth that leaves No Proof, and the
XS eight ninety four incident is only one case and many many incidents that he
has covered. He has covered things like classic UFOs, triangular UFOs, there
was one particular triangle that was seen kind of just under the sea, all
kinds of light forms off to see in on land that may even be intelligent
light forms be so called flixed and werewolf animal mutilations, large out of place
black cats, dogs reminiscent of the black Shuck devil worship at RAF Bempton and
I'm abandoned RAF base and even a classic men in Black encounters and this particular
report I'm going to talk about comes from the first volume of truth Proof.
On that night, on September eighth, nineteen seventy, the IRAF lightning disappeared
off radar scanners about ten thirty PM. A Shackleton Patrol aircraft which had been
accompanying the XS eight ninety four, dropped flares trying to locate the fighter,
but to no avail. The seas were rough and the lifeboats went out and
they took zigzag search patterns, but they didn't find anything at first. Shipping
boats in the area helped as well in the search. At daybreak, helicopters
began a search, including a US Jolly Green Giant helicopter on in around September
On and around September eighth, residents of Bridlington, Scarborough and other areas north
up the coast had reported seeing unexplained lights. There was a great deal of
UFO activity that was being reported before and after the crash. People Hollidaying and
Scarborough at that time claimed that they saw a military aircraft involved with a UFO
encounter over the North Sea. We can't say for sure that it was just
the same craft. Now. Paul Sinclair worked with his friend and colleague named
Tony Dodd, another investigator on the incident. Now, he said, mister
Dodd was he has passed on since, but he said he was. It
was mostly his efforts that brought this case to light. DoD believed that the
crash may have been due to a UFO encounter, and he kind of held
that position and stayed with that position. Now much later on, in two
thousand and five, Paul Sinclair received two anonymous type letters, both unsigned and
hand delivered. Now, the gest of this information was that this was not
a UFO incident, but a Cold War encounter. It was in the right
time period. These anonymous messages suggested that this was at the height again,
at the height of the Cold War. Russian factory ships were patrolling the coast
and just over the boat, just over the line and just east of Yorkshire,
the Yorkshire coast and just on the edge again, just on the edge
of territorial waters. That is what I meant to say. They appeared to
be fishing vessels, but they think that some of them were monitoring the coastline.
A Captain William Schaeffer, he was the pilot in this aircraft and he
was a from the US Air Force and there was an exchange program. Now
it was known that he was testing some kind of new flight technology. Another
message that Paul received was about how Russian subs off the coast were to Now
that's the way they put it to sniff RAF flying dales and I guess it's
to kind of test the radar capabilities. Now, whoever wrote this message claimed
that that the divers when they went down, they recovered the finally recovered the
jet aircraft. They did not find the pilot. They think that the Russians
went down, jacked the canopy up and remove the remains for the flying suit
technology that this guy had. Again, Tony Dodge still suspected a UFO connection.
He broke away from the story, Paul Sinclair said, because he said
his family. He and his family were receiving death threats, so something really
bad was going on. That September, people were seeing orange balls of light
out to sea. Twelve days before the XS eight ninety four incident. On
August twenty seventh, nineteen seventy, an RAF rescue launch on a routine patrol
out of Bridlington. They hit some unknown submerged object. It was unknown because
they should have been in an area completely clear of any obstructions. It was
an area of heavy traffic. There had never been any problem there before.
They have no idea what they hit. Sunday, September sixth, nineteen seventy,
two days before the incident, a man and his family in a small
speedboat eight miles south of Flamborough hit something below the surface. Their boat capsized,
the boat disintegrated. They were recovered by a couple UH in a pleasure
cruiser cruiser and just a minute of time. UH. Later on in the
books, UH Paul talks about how he and one of his colleagues witnessed a
sort of a h A triangle, a large triangle but just under the water.
Each each one had a light in the corner, and it slowly moved
out to see. Now there's there's no way to tell if this is what
they had possibly hit, but a very interesting UH encounter, And we have
to wonder, you know, was this uh Uh. There's no suggestion that
the Russians shot this down. Now, if they did, UH, that
would have been quite an international incident. But perhaps it was just a opportunist
UH. A situation where the plane crashed due to some kind of equipment equipment
malfunction, and they went and recovered the the technology that they wanted. Uh
again. Others think that there was actually some kind of UFO shipping involved,
but I guess we'll never really know. And that's it. Well, you
know, that was one of the That jet was a very interesting jet.
If you see pictures of it, it looks like, you know, some
kid drew it on the back of his history book, if you know what
I mean. You know, it just doesn't look like a But they were
very powerful, very fast jet for its time, you know, and very
kind of state of the app for its time. Thank you, Switchy.
Let's let's clap the switchy and we'll triple its double. I will take a
bow, but I hit the table here. That's all right, Okay,
Yeah, don't knock yourself out like a couple of weeks ago. Anyway,
why don't we do this. Let's take a quick commercial breakdown and we'll be
right back after this. You're listening to Macloney's milk tracks now show here in
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Welcome back up. We went to Maloney's mill Trox now show here on
the distance on the radio network. This is Mac maloney. Well, what
a show we have for you tonight. Very quickly, it's a skelet thing.
Crow is the kids say no, I want one tonight, girl,
sorry, and they'll cook on. But National Correspondence, which played Steve Wood
down there in West Virginia. Switchy, I'm here here, okay, raised
and he's present our security chief, Willie Club also with us. Willy you
see, yeah, I'm also here and I think it's great to be here
tonight. We're starting off kind of slow, but slow. You feel that
it's probably going to pick up, you know once Okay you get into the
nitty gritty that really no, no, wait a minute, why why was
my French report starting out slow? What are you talking about? Well,
it's nothing new, but it's just the way it is. Well, we're
honest here, but switch has is on days and it was off days and
that's okay, okay, yeah, yeah, okay, we understand. I
think uh so, uh no Raven tonight either, that's am. But joining
us is our super fan Susan Ka down there in North Carolina. Let's give
her some sustain the plots please, Hi everybody. How are you? Heyka
the hot bond with the club Vet Susan, how are you. I'm doing
okay, I've had a rough day. Okay, I'm happy to be here.
Uh huh. Speeding ticket Okay, we can send that speeding ticket a
club. He'll take care of it for you. Okay, we'll do it.
Will you win the corvette? No, that's the worst part is it
wasn't even in a car worthy of a speeding ticket. Oh the cop didn't
understand that. Okay, well we can miss it. So we're here tonight
and coming up later on previously we heard switch report about a mysterious disappearance of
a British fighter jet. And coming up later on scheduled is the mysterious Ashley
g She's going to be talking to us about haunted restaurants, and she's going
to be calling in from the stopped galley, which may or may not be
haunted. It's you know, it could be. It has that kind of
old waterfront building type thing. Happened. He's been around since the Revolutionary War.
In new report, and there we put Great Seafood and also Great Hamburgers
as a turned up. So Swiss now that we're talking about food. Now
that we're talking about food, why'd you tell us what you had for breakfast?
Now? Listen, did you send me anything today? Because you're in
this thing about sending me your breakfast and making me feel bad. So I'm
going to say you stayed well. The reason I was sending you those images
they were from all from tutors, And when I talk about different dishes there,
you're not going to know what they are unless you see some images of
them. So I thought i'd give you some of the some of the basics.
Oh, they're embedded in my mind now what I talk about sometimes.
But okay, So you sent me a couple a few days ago and had
this GI can't think biscuit on it, and had everything else on top of
the biscuit, right, is that basically? Then? You know it had
home fries and braving in the home fries, and bacon sprinkle down the home
fries. That was the big tater, along with scrambled eggs and everything.
I don't get big tattero anymore. I get little taters. Little taters are
like big taters, only they're littler. Yea less calories, less killing.
Sure, yeah, yeah, I wasn't eating all the big tater anyway.
I mean, I was just wasting a lot of food. And do you
bring it? But don't you bring it home? And you know, well
I haven't. I bring home food sometimes there if I get a couple of
those, uh, they've got some pretty good bacon or sausage wraps, and
usually I'll get two of them and I'll bring on home. Yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah, Well the food always looks good. So this morning,
tell us what did you have? I went to bob EVAs this morning,
all right, and I went and I had a country fried steak, oh
y smeared with gravy, two eggs over easy on the side, and white
toast. They wanted to know if I wanted hash browns, but I thought
now that'd be way too much, So they gave me some choices and I
kind of choked and I got broccoli. Hold on a second, hold on,
hold to you. We're gonna have to put the clocks in it there.
Did you say you go broccoli? Well, this little bit of rocking
in the side, so it was less filming than trying to choke down a
bunch of I mean, I love hash browns, but hash Browns country fried
steak, two eggs over easy plus toast. I mean, good lord,
I wonder why you got the runs? Yeah, did that come from?
That was last show last week? There? That was Rudolph Yes, yes,
well okay switch yeah, appetizing and probably too much information and of course
black coffee. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that was
twelve fish change twelve fifty No, little a little more, little more.
No, it was more like, uh, what was it about? Fourteen
bucks? Wow? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, stay steak,
the steak is yeah, the steak is yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When
you know, flashbacks here when I drove across country years ago, when I
was in college. Whatever road we were on, when you get into Texas,
the first stop is a place called Shamrock, Texas, and it's just
this little you know, it's where you get gas and there's diners and stuff
like that, and there's lots of Shamrocks everywhere, and this kind of you
know, looks like, you know, not a little bit of Ireland,
a lot of shamrocks. But we went into a place there to eat and
I had my first ever country fried steak. Is that what you said?
Yep? And it was I can still remember it. It was just one
of the best ever. It's just it was just well done, well appeared,
not well done, but just really good. Yeah, Country Fried's thing.
See o the good food is down there. I thought you people lost
the wall. No whop? Sorry who me? No? No, that
was a pacifist that was supposed to be that was supposed to be, not
crickets. Wow, okay, that's cool. So you know what sounds like
bubb the ghost coming in? Didn't ask me about the chip? Oh?
The tip? Oh? Oh that's right. You're north of the border,
so you had to tip, all right, so you left? I hope
you left five bucks? Did you six bucks? Six bucks? Yeah?
Switchy Okay, let's clap a him place once again. Sustained. The clause
is near switch the switch? Is that your favorite place? What's the other
one? You go to? Hooters? No? Didn't you say? Who
is tutor? No? No, tutors? Yeah? Oh I thought it
was Hooters. Uh, Susan, you're down there in North Carolina? Do
you get to eat all this stuff? Gets a gravy? And it's an
option here, but you have to go. You have to find just the
right spot. So good for Switch because you know, you get it at
the wrong place that doesn't serve a good yeah, country ride, steak or
something. It's not not good good yeah, yeah, I hear, well,
you know, but what might not be as good is tonight we have
a top eight list, top eight. It just doesn't roll off. The
tongue doesn't. And Susan's been nice enough to read it off tonight. Read
it. I do have a question. It's the top eight because of the
writer's strike, Yes, right, exactly. You know they're only getting paid
eighty percent of their paycheck now. So it's like, so I think tonight
we should probably stop the music meeting right here and fill in some time.
And it's the top eight reasons why Raven and wan wan on't here tonight,
the top ten reasons why Raven and one one on here tonight. Now.
Einstein's theory of insanity was to keep doing the same thing over and over and
expect different results. Ever hear that, Okay, we'll prove him wrong.
If this gets one laugh, okay out there somewhere, please be put if
you laughed at this. So the music has been chugging along, Susan,
you're going to read it. When we started number eight. Okay, the
top eight reasons why you know, you know eight, we'll get down to
eight. Ten is eight, and we'll get down to number one. I
got it, all right, Top ten reasons why Raven and one one on
here tonight? Please all right? Number eight, Susan. Number eight,
it appears hedgehog soup is very poisonous. Okay, close to that microphone because
you laugh. Okay, what's that hedgehog's name? Winston? Or it was
so Winston tastes good like a hedgehog shugar? You go. Number seven please,
is after the box office disaster of the mar Boles, Raven has been
called to Hollywood to fix it. Wow, okay, you don't want they
Let me just do this. Okay, you're going for the crickets. Let's
just go for there. No, no, no, we got to stay
in there. I look forward. Really all right, we're invested into it
now, we got you gotta go. All is going to be severely disappointed
if you quit now, Susan. She adds a lot to it. Okay,
all right, going on that basis, let's go next one, please,
Susan. Next one. The commissioner called, and they are on their
way to Gotham City. Okay, that'd be Commissioner Gordon. Question music will
have to pay for that clarics. Next please one one took the train to
Ireland and got lost. Thank you, Switchy, I appreciate it. Good
one Susan. Next four, number four club paid them off. That's funny.
Next, please, Susan please number three. That's third reason why Raven
and one one aren't on the show tonight. They are both going to be
on the Bachelorette next season. Wow. Wow, okay, is with with
one one not beyond the bachelor brette? Isn't it like a girl and a
bunch of guys? I'm looking at out like I would know. Okay,
why don't we just move on? Please Susan please number whatever it is?
Number three, two, two, next, next, Raven doesn't know it
yet. One one doesn't know it yet. Act we'll start again. Number
two. That's okay, that's what the editing is for number two. One
one doesn't know it yet, but he's having a surprise birthday party and Raven
is going to jump out of the cake. Okay, okay, all right,
okay, a lot of nods. People. Nod doesn't do well on
radio, but and and the number one reason is this the number one reason?
Yeah, the number one reason why, the number one reason why?
One one in Raven. I'm not on the show tonight, sus Raven doesn't
know it yet, but the next weekend she's having a surprise party and one
one is going to be jumping out of the birthday cake. Now that takes
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including us, and we'll take a very quick thank you, Susan, thank
you for starting into the breach. Well done, Susan, well done.
The top eight talk about handing someone you know something to chicken salad and yeah
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Steve Wood is with us down there in now West Virginia, switching and that's
great to be here. What did you have today for breakfast? Remind me
country fried steaks, that's raby, two eggs over easy, yes, with
white toast and black coffee. And he left six bucks. Yes, good
for you. Also with us non believe in tips is our security chief.
Willy club Willy don't eat yellow snow. I hate Hey, Mac, It's
great to be here some some night. I'd like to give you an update
and one of my breakfasts. You know, they're not as exciting as it
as going where he goes to hood is another place. But I'd like to.
I know I could outdo what he does. I could now do his
tips, but I think it's probably got to do with the people there,
probably might have an issue with him with him and so he has to tip
a little bit more to get good service. But yeah, someday i'd like
to, you know, be able to contribute to the show. Don't you
like frosted flakes every morning? No? I have, well, I have
con flakes, con flakes, I have the corn pops. Oh, I
love those sugar pops and Lucky Stars. Do you eat those things? Yeah,
because you're right, you know the the But when I go out to
eat, you know, it's it's much more formal. Yes, yes,
you know, and up not there, as you know, we we have
a much better uh places, as far as the variety is concerned. Yes,
you know, we don't have any road kill or anything up here.
Well you know, never say never. Wow, that's a fascinating club.
I think you put Ashley to sleep. I was gonna say, I was
going to say, contributed to what you do? Hey club? How to
how to tap dance at two minutes? Think. Also with us in the
studio with this is Erron nd Ufo, the can of gown. Oh Mark,
Hello, everyone driving the clown car as it will, that's your job.
Also with us as super fans, Susan Kate down there and Carolina.
Susan, how are you? I'm doing excellent, So happy to be here.
How is everybody doing tonight? Good? So you got a speeding ticket
today? How much is it? How much will it be? Two and
twenty one dollars plus find and all of that. I was going seventy five
and a fifty five. So he's uh allegedly, Yeah, on your way
to hear you were You're in a rush to get on the show. I'm
sorry, I'm not on my way home. No, I passed him.
How did he clock me? Didn't he have to have radar or something?
Wow? Yes? Yes? Well okay, well anyway, also draining us.
Hopefully I got these speed ticket speeding tickets today. Lately the mysterious Ashley
g calling in from the Stava Galley, a favorite restaurant. Let's come sustained
applause. Hopefully you don't hear all the patroon's enjoying their meals here you could,
Okay, Ashley, thanks for joining us, now stopping GELI is on
Wata Street in New Report. We talk about it all the time. Great
seafood plays, great Hamburgers and great all round. So are you where are
you? I can't tell by the background. Are you in the room next
to the bathing room there? Yeah? So I'm right across from the bar,
in that room with the TV. Oh right, okay, yeah,
yeah, okay, yep, yeah. I was at the bar but it
was kind of loud, so I moved off to the side. Yeah.
Yeah, So there's a good crowd there. Tonight. It's pretty busy.
I was surprised for Tuesday. Yeah, Tuesday night. Yeah, yep.
So well, thanks for joining us. And you have a wait a minus,
Susan, do you have a do you have some kind of pet in
front of the camera. It's not a cat? Is it? It is
a cat? Gets Claire. I wouldn't write the code. It's a god.
Okay, all right, okay, thank you. I just had to
make sure. So actually, tonight you have a uh you got to talk
to us about haunted restaurants, right, yeah, okay, So I have
been to a couple of the places I have on mind to talk about.
Really, I haven't been to a couple others as anyone down the galley because
let's say it's seen your family. Let's say, has there ever been any
talk down there about you know, ghosts. A lot of restaurants have ghosts.
And that's kind of a nice building. But it's an old building.
Yeah, so it is on the older side of how old. I don't
know any rumors really going around that there. It is haunted. I mean
some people have played door seen like a figure walking around, but have they
just had like going too many trains? I don't know, but that could
be. You know, I did see a ghost. I've seen one ghost
of my life, and it was at the grog restaurant in the report,
I believe it or not. Yeah, a guy came over to a way
that came where we took our order and then disappeared, then came back.
Guy vanished. So Ashley, so tell us about so you went to one
of the haunted restaurants. Yes, so I went to college in Salem,
Mass Okay, obviously one no Salem, which Chiles from Snowfall, actually been
to the Mercy Tavern there. I don't know if anyone knows that one ahead.
It's over by the waterfront, by the wharf, and it's known for
it's previously known as in a Pig's Eye was the name, and there are
renews of seeing seamen roaming the halls because the story goes back when it was
known as in a Pig's Eye. It used to be a brothel and there
used to be underground tunnels. That would be okay, all right, there's
there's about one hundred jokes in there, but I won't say them. Good,
please actually continue, thank you, Sorry sorry to cut you off.
No, that's all right, it's okay. But the rumors is that Seamen
would go missing after visiting the brothel, and nowadays people explaining Dave seeing their
ghosts roaming the hall. Oh really yeah, huh wow huh. So Salem
mass is that we talk about it quite a bit on on on here because
Raven is a big fan. She drive from New York to Sylambas and Halloween.
But for people who don't live around here, if you can imagine,
you know, like in New England's town, you know, like a working
clash town, and then around October first till Halloween, forget about it.
It is just because the storm for the witches, a storm for the Salem
trial, and they in the in the city itself, welcome is this kind
of stuff, but man, it gets nuts down there. It gets really
really crazy. COVID it was way worse. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yep, yep. So how was the food at this place? It was
pretty good. Yeah. I don't want to say that anything necessarily struck out.
It's just a classic, just good old American sleepoo yeah yep. Wow.
Uh it brings in and did it look you know, did it look
kind of creepy in a way, And that in that nice way. I
don't. I don't want to say look creepy, but if you know the
story, I feel like you kind of inherit these thoughts in your head and
then they just like come out, like, oh, what could that happen?
Did I see someone around the corner? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
sure? What did you have? Do you remember? Do you remember what
you had to eat? I I wish I did. It was probably fish.
I couldn't what but I mean, you can't go there and like get
a burger. I feel like, yeah, yeah, yes, yes,
I cannot do that. Okay. So next, so you went to another
one, another haunted restaurant. So Salem has a few places that claim to
be haunted. Another one is Turner's Seafood at Lyceum Hall. Oh yeah,
sure, yep, yeah, so that one. The story behind that goes
Ridget Bishop, who was the first woman to be wrongly accused in killed for
witchcraft. Okay, part of her apple orchard was at that address, so
there are people who claimed who have seen her roam in the area. Wo.
And what kind of a restaurant is that? Is that? Another seafood
restaurant? I think they're kind of a do it all, But it's Turner
Seafood. Who did you go for the seafood? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
right right, So, I mean it's funny because you would think,
well, why wouldn't restaurants have got lots of old buildings or new buildings.
Do you know why not restaurant, especially with so many people clinging in out
of the place. Yeah, you have a lot of the plausibilities. But
I mean, now, these people meeting violent ends, do you think of
the first people were obviously in the first restaurant, Yeah, so Mercy Tavern.
I don't know if they necessarily met like a violent end, but they
were kidnapped from the location and then they were taken to be a deckhand for
ships, So they probably didn't meet the greatest ends. Yes, kind of
leave it up to your own interpretation. But Turner's Seafood with Bridget she was
the first woman to be hanged. Okay really yeah, and so they named
a rest drive after her, right, I don't think it was named after
her. It's Turner's Seafood, Oh I see it. Whoever owned the property
after that? Don't quote me on that though. Do they have like hang
them high specials and stuff like that? On Wednesday. I'm sure they do
nowadays because everything, I feel like, everything turns into a jokers. Yeah,
no matter what you have, right, slip nut stew or something.
Wow, okay, cool, So okay, go ahead. I mean I
don't have too much on that one. But I don't know if this name
probably rings a bell, but Lizzie Borden, Oh sure, yeah, yeah,
yep. Oh, there's an airbnb or an airbnb just like a bed
and breakfast. Sure, down in fall River that was the location of the
double murder. No way, really, they turned it into a b I
think you can rent the bedroom that she killed them in. Yeah, you
can sleep in it. Wow. Adventures or some kind of ghost affiliate show
purchased the property and they completely renovated it. Wow. Wow, there you
go, baby. That's yeah, that's branding, isn't it. So it's
probably a fortune to stay in the room that she killed her parents in,
right, definitely. I didn't really look into the new how the renovated it.
But I wonder if the rooms like they know which one it happens.
Yeah sure, yeah, yeah, I think you like you have to reserve
that like a year or more in advance. Oh really, it's that well
booked. Wow. Yeah, it's a big deal. Wow. You know
it almost makes uh. I don't want to say it's murders part of the
business plan, you know what I mean, you know, murder someone in
the building and then rent out the room. Wow, that's crazy. I'd
like to know how much it is. I've been just like a grand or
something. He's already looking up. Let's see if I can find it.
But there's a certain kind of person, right, I mean the first time
you run Actually we're talking about haunted houses and what real estate agents you know
what they're you know what they should and should not tell the perspective buyer,
right, Yeah, And I mean they really marketed it well, I think
because there are a lot of people who want to go, say at homes
and hotels or pedic restaurants that have that kind of background. Me personally,
I don't about you guys. That terrifies me. Like I feel like I'll
hear like a creek and like I'll pick my pants or somethrap like that.
Hey, Susan, would you eat it the haunted restaurant? Susan, I'm
gonna say yes, absolutely. You know me, I want to go to
the hornet out there, and I'm still trying to figure out a way to
get us out there. Can I ask Ashley a question? Just please haunted
aircraft carrier? Please, Susan, absolutely, Ashley, did you say that
show whichever show you weren't sure which one, Ghost Adventures or whatever, they
purchased the property? I believe so I believe they purchased it and they completely
renovated it. Wow, wow, wow, make that two thousand a night,
probably, you know, and they probably it is probably on TV that
probably did you know a series on how you know? I hate to say,
but this is one of my ideas long time ago, is you know
these renovation shows you see they're endless, right renovated haunted house? You know
when when haunted house and have all the workmen scared and stuff, you know
it would be it's perfect. But yeah, in just going back to selling
haunted houses for a second, So isn't it just about every way you have
to tell the perspective bia that the house has some kind of a history,
but not necessarily in Massachusetts, right, yes, So each state has their
own regulations on that kind of scenario. Massachusetts, you do not have to
disclose that it's haunted or along those lines. I feel like it's up to
the realtor's disclosure. Also, like do you want to tell them or not?
Right right if there was a crime committed in the house and you might
not be you know, you might not have to tell them, you know,
technically or whatever. But I'm thinking to find out. They'll find out
from the neighbors. You know, we have the neighbors the news. If
you just look up the address, I know a lot of times I'll do
that as a realtorry. You look up the address, what kind of history
pops up, Whether it's foreclosure notice, yes, murder, double murder,
like it's on the internet, murderer a double murder, yeah, wow,
wow wow crazy, But go ahead. I just looking it up, and
it says the Lizzie and Emma Sweet a two bedroom Sweet on the second floor
that includes Lizzie and Emma Boyden's room. While Lizzie and Emma resided in the
house, these are the rooms they stayed. Yes, blah blah blah blah.
Two seventy five per night additional guests or one twenty five per night up
to two additional additional guests. But uh, you know, not bad,
You're not crazy, you know, I mean bad at all. No,
No, I think this place from what I remember hearing about it, you
got to wait like two years to get in the book it. Yeah,
let's see. The sewing room is for rend you can sleep, Okay,
this is the room where Abbey Boyden was found murdered. And that one is
three hundred a night. There, go see see because it has And then
the let's see is the other one, the third floor named in dedication to
her defense lawyer, two fifty a nights. And yeah, let me ask
you this though, so just make sure I know the story. But basically
what happened was way back in the eighteen hundreds, this woman who is like
a spinster living with her parents. The parents were kind of unbearable people,
so she she killed them on the knax, tortally murdered them, but got
off, Right did she get off? I don't know if she actually got
off. I mean, I knew everybody knows the ride. Let me see
if I can look that up at all. Yeah, I think she actually
beat beat it. To tell you the truth, I don't know why.
Maybe Elizabeth Blonde gotta be beat it in the movie and uh yeah, yeah,
that was Uh there's an interesting scene in that movie. Let's just say
that she was the first woman to appear totally nude on TV, right,
something like that. Be witched of them? She was a quitter. Yeah,
everyone knows the nursery. Why you know she gave her mother forty wax,
she gave her father forty one. Good lawyer, Good lawyer, baby.
I wonder if you rent the room, if there's an axe hanging on
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Well, what a show, What a different show we have for you tonight.
No one one I miss him to tell you the truth. I'm looking
it out like you like I do. I guess I'm the only one.
Okay, all right, No, no cocoa, But Switchblade, Steve is
here, Switchy good to be here, club is here, clubs Raven.
Yeah, I'm really happy to be here tonight. Okay, you're high and
sugar. You eating your drunk food as usual after after we get off the
show. Okay, uh no Raven tonight also, which is too bad.
But super fan Susan Kay is with us her and her cat right now posing
for the camera. Wow, that's a cat anyway, Well, I got
bigger cats and definitely but we won't go there. Hi, everybody, thank
you so much for having me Mac. I love being here. Thanks for
joining us. Susan Also calling in from a favorite buyer and new report is
the mysterious Ashley g from the stop of Galley Ashley. How are you hi,
am good glad to be back. Okay, we love the galley.
There's a nice crowd crowd down there tonight. Yep, good crowd. And
I also heard a rumor that they're doing an ugly sweater contest next Tuesday.
What say that again? Place ugly sweater? I'm probably at Christmas sweater,
but I don't want to assume anyone's holidays they're celebrating. Okay, do you
have an angry. I have my Christmas butter prepped and ready to go.
I don't know by anyone else, but I'm super excited and I come down.
You just my little ugly sweater. A minute, here's another thing.
So the ugly sweater, it's a thing, right, So they actually sell
sweaters that are ugly, right? Oh not? Yeah? So I got
my marshalls go ahead. Wouldn't they just be ugly up there anyway? No?
I mean they don't have the nicest stuff. They have some good stuff,
but mine's really cute because it's it's like the classic red with the like
white snowflake kind of stripes, I guess. And then on it is a
t Rex in the exact same sweater, but it's arms are too short for
the sweaters, so you see the claws sticking out. Okay, all right,
excellent, that that might get you somewhere, that that might win you
something. That we're excited. I saw it and I cracked up in the
store, and I've probably caused a scene. But well, you could make
it even better. Just take some of the some of those Christmas lights that
you run off a little battery thing and poke them through and have the thing
light up too. I mean, that's that gets pretty obnoxious. That's operated
one. Yes, next Christmas turn on? Wow? Huh okay, so
uh yeah, yeah, once again a lot of jokes but not going to
do them. So I know I was going to say, is so last
time we were on Ashley, you were going to a halloween a Halloween potty
at where you were correct? I was, yeah, you were hoping to
win first prize? What did you go as? What did you dress up?
Ass? So I had a costume disaster happened? So my costume failed,
miserable. Oh no, But the goal was to dress my dog up
in her skeleton t Rex costume and have her be bones. And I was
planning on being an archaeologist, so I was gonna wear like khakis, button
up, kind of like look like the girl from the Mummy. Sure,
yes, okay, yeah that was the goal. But I don't have khakis.
So uh so it's the details of these things. So your dog was
going to be bones that you the archaeologist, has I find hmm okay,
all right, so so what what did you go as? So I ended
up going as nothing. I'm very upset with myself, but I couldn't find
anything last minute and that. But I did find a costume for her to
supplement it, just so it wasn't like I mean I had that one,
but I got her a costume. So she went as Winnifred Sanderson, one
of the sisters. Once again, please I'll translate, f usk. Who
is that? You don't know? You don't know who the Sanderson sisters are?
Oh, the Sanderson's sisters. They were the witches of uh you know,
the Salem Witches. There's a movie about oh the that they did that
pocus. Okay, no I missed out and I'm sorry, wow, okay,
all right? Yeah? Yeah, So who won because you had mentioned
that, uh the year before your boss one? Yeah he won as was
it a shepherd and his dog was. But the person who won this year,
I think he I think he was dressed up as Uncle Vinnie. I
think that was his name of uncle Vinnie from uh Joe Pesti from uh my
cousin Vinnie. Oh yeah, yeah, my cousin Vinnie already have a bad
toushedo. He was like in boxers with like a bathroom on a beer yeah
yeah, yeah, the rugg they say. My niece had a really gorgeous
Siberian husky. And one year I threw like a fleece over him, and
you know, I had it made to fit him really well, and I
cut it so his ears would come out, and I brought him to like
a pet smarter pet cou There was a there was a costume show and I
walked in and the people like, what is he supposed to be? And
I'm like, if that's not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I don't know
what he is. And he ended up winning. But the thing was,
I had to explain it to people. I was like, seriously, you
can't tell what that is. I didn't that dog a little like nuts or
something. No, this was the other one, a really good looking Siberian.
Okay, wow, he was the best looking dog I have ever ever
seen. Has he ever seen a UFO or anything? No? But he
won a contest it okay, wow. So and the guy who won what
what he was dressed up as what? I think it was Uncle Vinny.
Oh that's right, Okay, So I don't know if that's right. That's
the question. Like, this year was very scarce for costumes. Okay,
here's here's a trivia question for all the as Ulsters. Okay, true falls
Joe Peshei and Jimmy Hendrix played in the same band. I'd be shocked they
played in the same It must be true. It is true. Joey d
in the Stylight is that did the pepmint twist. They played guitar and like,
can you imagine Joe jes played guitar. He took Jimi Hendrix's place in
the band. Really well, that Joe Peschi is the one who got the
four seasons together. He got two of them and two of them to meet.
Really yeah, yeah, anyway, that's another show. Okay, wow,
huh So so you got the ugly sweater? He had a disaster at
the Halloween party. What's next? What's next for Ashley oh Man? I
don't know. Those are my next two upcoming big plans and hoping to kind
of rile back up in the crowd over for the Christmas sweater? Now,
well, they have a Christmas party where you were. They do have one.
They're not doing it until January though, I feel like all parties are
in January? Now, why is that? Does anyone know? The only
reason? I think people travel? Yeah, and they want to prioritize their
families, not work. What okay, Yeah, interesting Susan Kay is showing.
Is that? Oh wow? Is that an ugly shadow? I can
send you Ashley. It's perfect wow Christmas tree dress and it makes noise and
it kingles Yeah wow. Huh Okay, that's good. He could use it
when he jumps out of the cake there earlier segment. Wow huh so uh
anyway, speaking of UFOs club, I did see in the Pavement the other
day that the Earth just got miss getting hit by a asteroid the size of
New Jersey or something. You see that it's becoming pretty common Mac. You
know, it's things that you know, they're starting to disclose more to us.
You know, as I've talked about on previous reports. You know,
there's a lot going on out there that is being hidden from us. And
so the fact that now that you talk about another report, it's it's,
uh, you know, get in commonplace with the asteroids, you mean,
so, I mean eventually, so you've talked about this on the show before.
It just seems like they talk about them one now the government pays more
attention to them. It makes me think that if they knew something was coming
This is exactly how they would act, you know what I mean, everything's
a conspiracy these days, right, but you know kind of when they let
well, as you know from my previous reports, that's what I'm saying,
when they they're getting us ready for something, for something. Yeah, the
whole UFO thing is also pretty witch. Go ahead, please cub reporting the
latest the US military's new investigation to UFOs and what they still aren't telling you.
It's time for looked Love report. Well, no, I you know,
looking around, it's been quiet, you know, on the asteroid front,
but I've seen a lot of going on with the UFO front, which
are now as we know, UAPs, their unidentified aerial phenomenon, so that
we no longer can call them UFOs. All right, I do. Well,
I'm not surprised down there, but normally, you know, people that
are well informed and keep up with them, they know exactly what they are.
Now the UAPs is very very pretentious, very very snooty. People use
that term. Yeah, I have to admit, but I like the term
myself, so I'm not surprised. Yeah, But anyways, you know,
the when you look today at what's going on the other day, they had
a thing on CNN that but the US is receiving dozens of UFA reports now
a month, I got to say aup UAP, the senior Pentagon official was
reporting that they're receiving more reports than ever. I think they said they had
approximately eight hundred reports of UAPs as of passed April, up from six hundred
and fifty reports in August of twenty twenty two. One of the reasons for
that is that the government's been putting more resources into that area. As you
know, we've talked about this new area of the government. It's called the
All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office, and their idea, the whole charge now is
to receive in the reports from different sources about sightings and then their job is
to go out and try to investigate them. You know, for years that
we were told that all the things sightings are investigated and so on, and
it was discovered that that wasn't true, that things pretty much could put aside
and it was just a you know, just trying to keep people happy,
and it was more of a joke. But today this new organization is really
active in collecting that and they've been doing a lot of research. Clearly,
they say you know, the majority of these things are benign objects, such
as balloons or drones, but some of the others they're concerned about is that
they may be the result of some of America's adversaries trying to spy. And
we know about the incident with the balloons. So for some reason, I
don't know what it is, but these countries that are our adversaries seem to
think that it's pretty easy to get over our airspace, and you know,
with these kind of basic kind of things like a balloon. But anyways,
the big thing still is, and this has been consistent over the years,
that most of the sightings and observations come near a restricted military air space,
right it has been for years. The reason they're picking it up now is
because we've developed some pretty sophisticated senses and radars around the facilities, and of
course the FAA, you know, we're hearing more and more that they're around
the airports, and there's a lot of concern that something's going to happen.
There's going to be some kind of accident, you know, some kind of
incident with one of these. But you know, they do an a new
report on your aps, and they're really giving it a lot more you know,
credibility than before. Again they're stating that a small percentage you're not identified,
you know, they know what a lot of them are, but much
more than in the past. His his the question though, and and we
asked this question all the time. So the guy who was in charge of
this government office, which they're trying like crazy, that's always changing the name
and kind of you not to leave a big trail behind them, he resigned.
He was he was, you know, kind of a name in the
government, the Defense of pot and Intelligence Agencies. And he said that after
being in office like a year or whatever it was, he said, the
UFOs the give the two things to read our adversaries as you say, spying
on us or they're not from Earth. Okay, that's fine. And then
he resigns, which is really kind of weird. That's almost like that's what
you say your first day on the job, not your last day on the
job. But anyway, so let's Sean Kirkpatrick was his name, right,
So why would they have He didn't resign. He didn't just resign. The
rumor is now that he was forced out. Really, yeah, he didn't
go voluntarily, right, so if these were Chinese and you know, the
first tic TAC video we talk about it all the time, was actually taken
in two thousand and four of these really crazy things that these F eighteen pilots
sought. So, if the Chinese had that kind of technology that could you
know, fly outside the laws of physics back in two thousand and four,
why are they flying balloons over the US in you know, twenty twenty two.
Yeah, that's that's the thing that is getting everyone concerned now that maybe
there is more than just you know, our adversaries out there spying. But
you know, Kirkpatrick before he left, he addressed part of that and he
said one of the things is there are always ways to hide in our noise.
That has concerned him, all right, and he's worried from a national
security the perspective, And although he couldn't offer you know, details about it,
he he really raised a lot of suspicions about foreign and involvement. And
that's one of the reasons why they think he's uh, he's no longer in
that agency, but the interest in you in the UAPs has gone up significantly
since uh, you know, they've opened that office up because now they're requesting
you know, uh, information from citizens and anything they got. But it's
becoming uh, I think we're getting more and more credibility uh in the U
a p. Area now with the government's uh of significant involvement in this,
particularly the resources that they've been putting into it. Money. So so that's
the thing. It's you know, it's hitting now. This I got from
CNN. But you know, go back five years ago, to see articles
like this in major reporting media was uncalled for. You'd always see them in
some odd all kind of thing. Yes, you know, the kind of
things like switchy read you know, yeah, right, fringe stuff. Anyways,
that's the other thing. I mean, I read here there's ABC coming
upper reports NBC. So clearly, uh, it's getting a lot more attention
from the regular media than mainstream before it's gone mainstream, you know what I
mean, it's done mainstream fin Hey, Ashley, ever ce a UFO I'm
not sure because sometimes I'm like, is it just a drone going by?
I feel like the potential UFOs I've seen they're just kind of like light in
the distance. It's not necessarily them close enough to like, oh it's the
spear shape or oh it's the triangle, right, yep, yep. We
see drones going over the house every once in a while, especially at night
at night and there I think they're taking pictures of the beach or something.
You know, it seems like they're doing something, but it's how to distinguish,
you know, your own you know. So they live near an interstate
and we see them all the time. We used to see just the traffic
helicopters, but now a lad of drones. So I don't know if the
you know, the reporting services are using them now. Is potting a lot
cheaper than than a full helicopter and crew? Yeah? Right? You know
when they when Amazon starts delivering stuff by drones, which is which is you
know, not that far off in the future. Isn't everyone going to have
to have like a designated landing spot on their house or whatever? Right,
like a little hell it doesn't. Is that being done now by one of
the the pizza offits? At least they advertise it. Yep, they'll deliver
right to your locations. Yeah, yeah, well that's great. Yeah,
and they get the first drone taxi down in Manhattan is going to start flying
I think in the spring. All right. They'll bring you from Manhattan to
JFKPP what in about twelve minutes. It's all in the long ways about two
hours and twelve. Pretty shaky though, if there's no pilot in there,
Yeah, there's no pilot. I would not get anything without a pilot.
I'm sorry, I barely get I hate airplanes as it is, but to
get in and just leave it up to a computer, big surprise itself once
again? Please? So would you never get the tesla that drives itself?
No way, no, no, no, no no, I would not.
I couldn't stand. I couldn't sit there and not have to drive the
car. As it turns out. You know, I'd feel better in an
airplane if I was in the cockpit, which is kind of strange. I
just don't like being in you know, out of control. Yeah, yeah,
being in steerage, if you know what I mean. You know.
Yeah. But they're going to give you something to protect you anyways. You
know, everyone's gonna wear a parachute, so you'll be all right, Oh,
there you go in the ocean. You wear a protective device to float.
When you get on, they'll have a parachute look up to you.
Even though you're only going to be you know, ten thousand feet off the
you know the ground. That's it does make any difference one hundred feet ten
thousand, it's still a splat. So anyway, speaking about that splats,
why don't we go why don't we put the graphic up? Now? Switch
you can just call it a day. I think we've had enough. Okay,
we've had when we first stop by thanking one, one and Raven for
not joining us, how's that? Okay? Just to see just how thanks
for abandoning us, how quickly the train goes off the track. Okay you
could see something coming there, you go. Okay, fun, we did
have but we had fun. We did have fun, right, and we
got speeding tickets and everything. It's a whole soap opera. Let me stop
by thanking the mysterious Ashley g Thank you, Ashley, thank you. This
was a blast. I'm glad I was able to log on, hear you
and enjoy drink at the same time. Here are you going to hang around
the galley? We're r on our way. I can hang out for a
little bit. Okay, all right, Susan, you want to make the
call. Susan is going to make a call. Should I just have Ashley
till day till Dave, we'll be done. Okay, if you don't mind,
Ashley, right, I get a statement to wave them down. Okay,
all right, thank you, thank you very much, Ashley. We'll
talk to you soon. Susan k thank you really, thank you very much
for everything behind the scenes as well. Okay, all right, oh absolutely,
and hopefully we'll get to talk about that soon. And I'm going to
send you an email tomorrow. We get a little bit of a movement in
the mail today, so I listen to Thank you Susan. Absolutely. When
you're going to come up and visit us, you keep you want to go
visit Switch. We feel bad, so Switch is just closer. I'm sorry,
Switch, that sounded awful. I can't take vacation until after January,
so Switch is drivable in the weekend. I'm coming up, so careful what
you wish for? Well, I'm bringing you my corvette. Maybe you'll work
on it. There you go, okay, all right, Switch, you
get ready. You got to clean up your I will thank you, Susan.
Thank you for having me. Thank you Switchyes, no, I'm sorry,
sweet, thank you club for joining us. Sorry at the total pull
backwards. Yeah it was. It was, you know, really pleasure to
be here and that I was kind of concerned with some of the stars missing.
That's Ashley and Susan. You know they filled the void, did they
really? Yeah? Okay, yeah, why don't we give him round of
applause then that we will really bump up? Okay, welb okay, I'm
glad you calmed down from the event Friday night. He looks good. He
looked good at that thing. He was, so did jew as it turns
up, well, you know I was. I was told to wear a
suit, so I wore a suit. Yeah right, well you look you
played the pot well you know, if you know what I mean? How
did he let his hair down? There isn't a whole lot there, you
know, I mean what he has he did let them. So thank you,
Thank you Club. We appreciate it. Thank you Switch, We appreciate
it. Thank you well, well, thank you. Hey. You know,
if I wasn't here, how would you get home? I don't know.
I drove the cloon cor up here, so I'd have to thumb home,
I guess. So thank you, and I want to thank everyone for
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but John McCain was not a loser. You have to kind of keep
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