1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,320 Then let' s imagine a good company. Imagine not that the human resources 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,800 departments have not résumés, but that they measure penises and that the structure and 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:14,800 where you fall as employee touch base to the dimensions of your penis. And 4 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:22,920 here I have calculated four levels that have structurally in the companies traditionally in the 5 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:27,760 employees and I have defined then the supervisors, the directors and the eo in 6 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:34,479 four measures, in four scales from eleven to fourteen centimetres, from fifteen to 7 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:40,119 eighteen supervisors, from eighteen twenty- two directors and from twenty- three onwards 8 00:00:40,119 --> 00:00:46,000 to twenty- five centimetres, the presidents of the company. Depending on your 9 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:54,520 dimensions, in what position it would be for you to work in a company, 10 00:00:55,079 --> 00:00:59,679 even if I thought they would be the villain, I would be the 11 00:00:59,679 --> 00:01:04,079 coffee boy. Good morning, good morning. Good morning, Alberto, Bengals 12 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:08,560 with the talk, Well, Alberto, I would be a simple employee Cator 13 00:01:08,599 --> 00:01:14,400 sixty- and- a- half meter long, fourteen thick EU my exact 14 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:22,519 measure. Employee normal heat, 14 centimeters thick ro. No. No, 15 00:01:22,519 --> 00:01:25,680 it can' t be. It can' t be thick as a thick 16 00:01:25,680 --> 00:01:29,480 teacher. It' s a scabbard, right, right, centimetres of group 17 00:01:29,599 --> 00:01:32,560 singer, more or less. That' s it, look, that' 18 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,480 s it, that' s it. Turn it around, boy, yeah, 19 00:01:34,599 --> 00:01:38,879 right, so let it go. Good morning, head. Good morning, 20 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:45,359 Mr Alberto. Inter Back. Mrs A Triana, a, I' 21 00:01:45,519 --> 00:01:47,200 m an assistant to the I am an assistant to the one who sweeps. 22 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:53,680 Help is the one who' s getting low employee good any employee down your 23 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:59,959 employees and you good boy days what you' d be at the company. 24 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:06,640 I was hired by chance because all crazy management for a year. You know 25 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:13,919 good morning, good morning. Actually, again, I give Neyorkino jue supervisor 26 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:22,360 at twenty- one, seventeen and a half years old, but we' 27 00:02:22,319 --> 00:02:28,319 re going to be supervised. It was the visol of a new 17 centimetres. 28 00:02:28,599 --> 00:02:30,159 That' s enough for Ti Adriano. That' s more than enough. 29 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:34,439 It' s too much for me. Good morning. Break the good 30 00:02:34,719 --> 00:02:38,439 wall, boy, how' s tuel two. I have my companion suffocated 31 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:46,080 because on the day of the fourteenth not thirteen and a half employee, the 32 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:52,520 two simple employees seventeen, but you so crazy good two, yes, give 33 00:02:52,520 --> 00:03:00,000 him good morning, good morning, according. But then I get to the 34 00:03:00,039 --> 00:03:05,000 south, he' s a proditor. Think of it as sleeping with you, 35 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:09,599 but the man of you because we are saying to you come take off 36 00:03:09,599 --> 00:03:15,400 your panties. There you are, that penis. Rule Manager alber director, 37 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:22,680 write me around supervisor like in the Harry Potter with something like that or the 38 00:03:22,759 --> 00:03:27,039 goro is leader and can write here to kiss my unit of measures, faith 39 00:03:27,039 --> 00:03:34,719 you know it was we are here. They found me a rule that sent 40 00:03:34,759 --> 00:03:39,680 me a condom mark to measure penis. It has never been used and reading 41 00:03:39,759 --> 00:03:46,479 about business, it occurred to me you imagine that companies give positions by penis 42 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:52,280 size or talent, programs, but if here that apply it to banks, 43 00:03:53,159 --> 00:03:54,680 here, here, here in the band, they are left without employee and 44 00:03:54,800 --> 00:04:02,479 at least without leadership in departments. It would be that the loan we give 45 00:04:03,039 --> 00:04:08,319 it to the past that you are sorry, of pity exactly there wins there 46 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:14,199 is not that it t of that eleven percent, but the departments no longer 47 00:04:14,639 --> 00:04:20,959 it. The executives here tuvi had ugly in dramas you' re sorry, 48 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:26,879 that is, the bigger the menolta penis, then the woman, then how 49 00:04:26,879 --> 00:04:30,839 they would give it by the circumference to the vagina. Oh not for the 50 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:35,160 rooster, the rooster, for the rooster, if the j when centimetres of 51 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:41,639 protrusion of the lips, this cough and all the flower of Jamaica, bron 52 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:50,160 hahahaja, yes, ay Ayayayay to women, or would we be the woman 53 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:56,199 ' s elejo? Good morning, Ele? Morning? Morning? Good morning, 54 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,279 as I have to say by the size of my penis tongue to compensate. 55 00:05:00,079 --> 00:05:03,199 I' m copying, copying. Example, they write to me around 56 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,519 here that I am happy with this happier you. But I, if you 57 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:09,120 venerate here, give in funds, half from the bottom. That' s 58 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:14,519 where I told myself to put on the little good morning. Yeah, the 59 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:20,519 morning meters. I was super luis bol, but according to my arm, 60 00:05:20,879 --> 00:05:27,560 dol would be one of the supervisors. That makes an excuse, that says 61 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,720 no that I am such a thing, but the thickness not so much things, 62 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:34,319 but such a sheath nothing, nothing. But you had the interesting data 63 00:05:34,399 --> 00:05:39,519 given here in the average length of the pen erect by racial groups. He 64 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:43,399 says that the Caucasian has it bigger than the black, because that' s 65 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:47,279 a myth of the Moreno there are blacks in April have some very long things, 66 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,759 but that' s a myth and I think we discussed it here once 67 00:05:49,879 --> 00:05:56,560 yes, I don' t think I was once seeing Mrs Nancy Doctor talking 68 00:05:56,639 --> 00:05:59,040 about that kind of thing and she has been a great reality. What happens 69 00:05:59,199 --> 00:06:08,439 is visually when a black person usually because of the type of work, because 70 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:12,079 of the kind of work you do, a very very physical job and that 71 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:17,839 keeps them physically flattened by having a flat belly, that looks like it' 72 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,560 s bigger. Actually, it' s not as much as people say. 73 00:06:23,759 --> 00:06:29,000 Well, the structure of any company has four levels of employees, supervisors, 74 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:32,600 directors and c o. If the position you' re in depended on the 75 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:34,920 size of your penis, what would be your turn. Here we made a 76 00:06:35,519 --> 00:06:41,600 scale of employees, those between eleven and fourteen centimetres, supervisors between fifteen and 77 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:46,240 eighteen centimetres, directors from eighteen to twenty- two centimetres and the c o 78 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:54,439 of the company of twenty- three for front. Good morning, Good morning, 79 00:06:54,959 --> 00:06:58,480 Dale Good morning, you, detail company. They' ve got him 80 00:06:58,639 --> 00:07:00,519 as a gentleman who' s not tendemic, because they' ve got him 81 00:07:00,519 --> 00:07:03,160 there as a penis. You' re paid for boxes, uh- huh 82 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:04,759 You got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, 83 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:04,759 you got it, you got it, you got it, you got 84 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:04,759 it, you got it, you got it, you got it, you 85 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:04,759 got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, 86 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:04,759 you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, 87 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:04,759 you got it, you got it, you got it, you got 88 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:04,759 it, you got it, you got it, you got it, you 89 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:04,759 got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, 90 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:04,759 you got it, you got it, you got it, you got it, 91 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:04,759 you got it, you got it, you got it, you got 92 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:04,759 it, you got it, you got it, you got it, you 93 00:07:04,759 --> 00:07:05,600 got it, you got it, and stuff exactly. That would be you. 94 00:07:06,199 --> 00:07:10,120 That' s me I' m under attack that I have to use 95 00:07:10,199 --> 00:07:14,920 toilet paper because I' m brine about that description, about that, because 96 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,160 mine, in this company, doesn' t go and I' m already 97 00:07:18,199 --> 00:07:25,160 getting into the age of giving you my box girls, yeah, for every 98 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:31,639 girl people here. Good morning, I' d be an intern, you 99 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:38,399 know what a shame. Good morning, good morning such supervisor, but with 100 00:07:38,519 --> 00:07:44,639 traffic of influences, tramygo of influence, no longer give you the numbers to 101 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,439 arrive at unspeakable supervision. I' m the one who opens the door on 102 00:07:47,439 --> 00:07:57,360 this case. Good morning, two thousand penis the tide the morning and where 103 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:03,120 no security arrives. I' m serene the brain, hey cool, serene 104 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:07,279 at the company. Good morning, safe fields, good morning, they can 105 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,800 ' t make you a poise for their bive employee. Super visol training. 106 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:16,279 You a pod, I have a training yes, count the extra two inch. 107 00:08:16,959 --> 00:08:22,279 Good morning as a calf look at everything almost promoting me like this or 108 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:28,079 ah but a beast tells you you want deep. Good morning or security of 109 00:08:30,439 --> 00:08:37,799 South America, did you know that there? Good morning? Good morning? 110 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:46,799 Dale Banda from Atlanta, Dale Panda, Dale Panda Panda Santiague hears from all 111 00:08:46,919 --> 00:08:52,120 the supervisor I' ve interviewed tell me I' m good. With all 112 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:58,399 the company manager they tell me I' m super visol but there' s 113 00:08:58,519 --> 00:09:03,320 one quality they gave me. They always have something in common that they tell 114 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:07,480 me that they won' t always give me force for size, if not 115 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:11,399 for cute and I say how you hear her the women that didn' t 116 00:09:11,559 --> 00:09:16,639 center was going to roast me funk and I said my base pa banda ba 117 00:09:16,919 --> 00:09:20,200 was going to say the word with her and on the radio da you' 118 00:09:20,279 --> 00:09:24,679 re going to put you by bus by the sueto there to sit him down, 119 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:28,480 talk between that. Another gua says around here that contractors of what they 120 00:09:28,559 --> 00:09:33,600 call sometimes around here a friend of villameyer' s were a supermarket. He 121 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:41,960 was a packer. Says the married friend over here who' s worth pal 122 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:46,080 pale parking. If the companies gave positions by the size of Pere, I 123 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,879 was the cool man who was sleeping the other day at the man bank, 124 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,480 says this one from Boston. My job was to put and remove the cone 125 00:09:54,559 --> 00:10:00,320 from the parking lot of the hefex. I greet the good guille early, 126 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:05,919 wet right now, I go when it rains, hey, hey what it 127 00:10:07,159 --> 00:10:11,360 says here I said if in case of women doing the club with a mogana 128 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:16,200 yucca the devil the day is not like excessive and depends on screaming. Depending 129 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:22,320 on the cry to the position it helps you says that quintro, loves that 130 00:10:22,440 --> 00:10:33,000 there is an ann and that rare retainer. Why we' re really jarapic 131 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,879 I think you know with one. They' re finn you' re fine, 132 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:43,399 so without the charge. It' s bigger stuff. To me there. 133 00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:48,240 I was taught the prostitute once there in the dual, that is to 134 00:10:48,279 --> 00:10:54,240 say with one I didn' t come support or I' m here a 135 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:54,960 lot before me and you went around and you know about that producer. They 136 00:10:56,039 --> 00:11:01,519 were getting close to one of them, and one of them just took a 137 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:01,480 bath, and there' s the chicken thing. Yes, yes, yes, 138 00:11:01,759 --> 00:11:07,840 with little fruities things thanks to and I was yacked that duarte compary they 139 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:20,279 were is lost already you ah how they were trying to get out in the 140 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:24,720 eighties a leather walked for twenty twenty twenty twenty- five pesos, twenty thirty 141 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:28,679 pesos were more or less. It hasn' t changed much what you were 142 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:31,559 saying, but remember the time that with a friend announcer of us we went 143 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:37,200 through the dualte with Paris, between 27 and Paris, and you know that 144 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,279 there is a hotel there or not a No Good hotel. There is a 145 00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:41,600 hotel and the Hotel Caribe and there on that corner stood some ladies who were 146 00:11:41,679 --> 00:11:46,360 like the waste that was already coming out of the industry. And he went 147 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:50,519 under the video and told him how much I give for it, said the 148 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:56,080 girl one hundred and fifty a mere swallow that is noticed. Listen to me 149 00:11:56,200 --> 00:12:01,480 and they be my God I did testigator me to see for you so, 150 00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:03,000 we see each other father beloved