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Hello, ladies and gentlemen. WHOA, there go my notes with my promos.

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But that's okay because I'm consumable nonsense
and I can do that. How

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about this man, listen, welcome
to the Padulas Show. Got some great

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news for you. I know you're
probably saying, okay, tell us about

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BS three changing way you watch TV
on Roku. Yeah, I could say

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that, and I will say that, And guess what I just did say

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that. I'm excited because I tell
you about my girlfriend all the time.

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So we have an on again,
off again relationship. But my last love

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interests she was a doll, I
mean, because I would blow her up

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every night and it really took my
breath away. I think Joel Smith wrote

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that joke anyway, So just just
follow me, okay. So here one

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night, you know, we were
rolling along in bed and I popped her

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man. So, oh gosh,
why am I doing this? It's gonna

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be eleven years in February. Consumable
Nonsense of the Dula Show Padula by Republic.

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Hey, where you're watching B Street
changing the way you watch TV?

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Get yourself some Ernie rolls, some
Spinach rolls. I don't know what about

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how you want to get from my
brother out there in Republic, Ohio.

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All right, certainly it's tasty and
you'll totally enjoy it, unlike this particular

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show. Yeah, and here my
man Dick Gold and listen to this.

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That's just and all of a sudden, I'm getting depressed. Hey, but

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I shouldn't be depressed. I was
always looking for love, and I always

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tell you about my girlfriend, and
I see we're on again, off again.

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But now I had some, you
know, some great, great revelations

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in the new year already. I
found my old college girlfriend. The only

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thing that's happening with her is she
needs a kidney transplant. Evan not really

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concerned about it, though, because
her body hasn't rejected an organ, and

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twenty five years, in twenty five
years, her body hasn't rejected an organ.

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Okay, you know what, I
don't know. I just got to

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tell you that, Hey, don't
forget cool world overall. I'll be back,

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gwo, We'll be back again twenty
twenty four. So check them out

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right now, they're on YouTube.
Check that out. I don't know.

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I shouldn't be saying nothing about the
college girlfriend. You know, she dumped

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me. I was fortunate enough to
see her. I get hit by snowblow.

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That was awkward because I never had
driven a snowblow before, so you

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could see my concerns. You're probably
concerned about me too. And these jokes

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and the show Padula Show YouTube,
Instagram, x Rumble, watch out,

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don't forget to check out my man
Mikey g on promo shorts on Instagram,

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Absolute Zero Punk on Instagram, and
my girl Pamela Parks Pamela Parker Rocks on

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Instagram and also on YouTube. I
love her great band man, great sounding

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band. If you're out in San
Francisco West Coast, go check him out.

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Yeah, I was checking out,
you know. Yeah, I said,

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I was just telling you about it. I don't know what's wrong with

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me. Man. My friends asked
me all the time if I still miss

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her, and I said, no, I haven't because I had a scope

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on my rifle adjested. So maybe
I won't miss her, but I'll get

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her. Oh yeah, I'll get
her. Just have to put the uh

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you know, put her behind me, slam the brinks and slam the brinks

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first, and slam it in refirst. Oh my gosh, you know what.

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I can't believe it. I can't
believe it that I'm still doing the

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show. It'll be eleven years in
February, so wow, Hey see the

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beard seeking the beard. Let me
know about the beard. Okay, if

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you want me to keep the beard, that's fine. If you don't care,

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I don't care. Just when you
watch the Pdola Show on YouTube,

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please like, subscribe, comment,
and what I say, like and share,

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Share your favorite link. I have
over three hundred episodes the podcast,

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the pod Come with Joel Smith,
the podcast with my man uh Doctor Humperdink

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Humpher Dinker. Check out check out
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Pop and check out visiting a Holes. Check out what the hell is that

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smell? The Doola Show. Anyway. I hope so far in twenty two

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for you having a great year,
and I hope you're enjoying yourself. And

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please make sure I again, I
can't emphasize enough. BS three changing the

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way you watch TV. Get that
ro acoustic. Check out what's happening in

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sports pro collegiate level, men's,
women's and also entertainment. Coulture and the

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Oscars are coming up? What is
it? The Grammys are coming up?

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The Global I wasn't nominated for any
of those things, so yeah, you

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don't have to watch an enemy.
Listen. I love you guys. I

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love you guys, and let you
go out like this. You know what

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I'm saying. I love everybody.
I tell you you wake up and you

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see, thank you very much for
giving me another day, and you want

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to try everything in your power to
win that day. That means you have

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to have a positive attitude. I
guess what. You have to laugh,

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okay, laugh with me, laugh
at me. I love you guys.

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I'm going out this way, you
know. Renee