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hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on, Thanks for telling a
friend. That's how we spread the word about the pirate ship, getting the
word out there, word word. Kevin in the house poured himself a little
of the sacrament as soon as he came in a little bit. Well no,
he put ice in. That's what one and a half Kevin fingers.
It's better than another finger. Yeah. It's so funny because the guys from
Full Send we're in here today. Full Sense ski smells so Willie Nelson in
here and he uh. And they they sell something down there called the shot
ski and it's the ski with shots shot glasses. Right, they've taken old
ski and they screw the shot glasses in there and then sucks. Being the
short person. Well see, I said to them, I go the hot
I go, how many people are wearing a shot by the time it's done?
And he goes, yeah, I go, just from the mere physics,
because if your mouth's not up there, like I'm six one right,
and if I did it, what are you six three six two five nine,
son, Danny's gonna have to be like it's like a fucking fountain coming
down on Danny. You know what I mean? I need a boost their
stats to see. That's the thing. He's like, I go, some
people have to wear the shot. I'll bring the shot stick and sometimes I've
got one on a hockey stick shot shotstick stand on the phone book. So
the shot ski, though, they have different measurements on the shot. They
have green, so you can go up to the green, which would be
your easy trail. Then there's the blue for medium. Then there's the black
diamond and the double black diamond. So this guy bought a shotskin. He's
like, yeah, man, we did like two or three times and people
were fucking hammered. And they go yeah, because it's when you get up
to double black diamond. They measured it out. It's three shots. Yeah,
so we were getting all fucked up and I go, well, that
would that would explain uh, that would explain some of that. And they
have the John Bottom where it's like forty one if you didn't do the shotstick
at the meat raffle last year. I know what you did. I did
not. I did not. What is the is there a meat raffle this
year? We're working on him. We want you and mister Phelips to come
out left Doug, do it. That's love. Come let dog. They
like you. I don't know why they like you. I like them.
They're a great group of people. Maybe get Dab to come out and do
an acoustic set. Nothing like a good meat raffle. Yeah, that's right.
It's really weird the way you said that. I was just for an
I just let it, just let that marinate there there, just for a
second, dangerous to the ones that Marcella's. Does anybody really remember what that
is? It was a gay bar down? Yeah, I was. I
got in a lot of trouble, uh thirty years ago because I sent an
intern to might have been Marcello's. No, no, no, no,
I know this story was mean, right, Yes, he sent him to
the village. I thought it was the Oh gosh, how do you remember
this? Because I'm not the job. I lived it and I don't remember
where I sent him. Does mean the same when it got pulled over on
the market scooter at tops. No, that was Zach Zach. Zach was
on our still Devil's in radio and Buffalo. This was this was the Avenue
pub was the place I thought you sent him mothers mothers. Yes, it
was his mother's mother's good call. Yeah, And it was how over under
and how much a blowjob is at a gay bar? Blowjob being the shot?
And of course I got to say that on the radio. The competition
crazy and one of my buddies, who today is the president of Ocille,
he would it would he represented for the radio station for Verizon and stuff.
And they sent the competition, said the tape to all the clients of me
doing that things. You know what here we go? Okay, no,
no, you got me? I got I am Jackson's time machine. Yes,
because here here is the thing. If those people would spend just a
little bit of time on their own products instead of trying to break down somebody
else's product, that's how the devil works. Yeah, but I don't know.
Okay, Well, it reminds me that an excess song where they say
who needs hell? When we're already here? Can we recreate the bit tonight
and send Daddy o say how much, how much he might actually find someone
to give you, buddy, but yeah, the whole. Yeah, what
work on yourself instead of turn down everybody else. This is what I would
I would say to to anybody. And I'm old now right, I'm an
older guy, but I would say, you're better off working on yourself when
you lower yourself to going at people and all that. You know what,
when somebody tells you something that you kind of get a little satisfaction because something
may not be going so well for keep it to yourself. Just keep it
to yourself, because no good's going to come from you flapping your gums about
it or saying anything. And there is something in radio where I think a
lot of times it was about maybe in life, maybe it's just not radio,
but most of my experiences radio but tearing people down instead of just going
and doing something yourself, so it was easier to destroy. So most of
your content was about how shitty this other person was. That's not content,
you understand. I'm saying. It's like those radio shows that lean on you
know, they'll have the same people on every week over and over. And
I know that we do too. We have people in that but it's football
season and all this stuff. But what I'm saying is like they just have
the same people, and it's you're leaning on them for content instead of actually
working. Are they the same people that also get butt hurt when you come
at them because even though they've done it to you, they get butt hurt
because you come at them right back at them. I love those people,
probably, I don't. Probably, Yeah, why are you trying to tear
me down? Yeah, a lot of if you've had this happen, Oh
yeah, you go at somebody and then all of a sudden they get so
butt hurt when you come back at them. Oh yeah, like if you're
gonna dish it, take it. I've experienced that. I don't. I
don't usually, Uh, I just don't pay attention. Is that online?
Would you say? Is that a social media thing? No? It was
more just in general back day. Yeah, I don't really. I don't
remember back when I cared, Yeah, I don't. I don't remember.
I never really went I never cared. People would come at you and it's
like, I don't know, I have to say, having uh, you
know, getting kicked around a little bit as a kid once, you didn't
really care about that stuff as because you went through it before. I didn't
give a shit. Yeah, but you were immunized by a little bit by
the bully, say right or just whatever, daies, kids are so well
protected. The bully knocked a sense into him. Yeah there was no really,
I never really got bullied. But it's funny that you say that,
because what was a somebody was talking to me today or the other day about
kids. Oh it might have been when Anthony Danielli was in here. No,
I forget what it was, but it was about parents and going in
on behalf of the kid against the teacher or something. I go, I
just, oh, the helicopter parents. Yeah, but it was almost to
the point where I'm like, I always figured, let the kid kind of
skin their knee and figure it out on their own. It's not gonna help
them. I used to say, Oh, I know what it was.
I know exactly what it was now. I remember the woman that cuts my
hair wanted to has said she wants to come in and start a thing on
the podcast called, uh, what's bugging Randy today or something like that.
But she was talking about how another parent. I guess the kids sit at
a certain lunch table, right, and her son like outsmarted a kid to
go run and sit at the cool lunch table. But they have to to
avert this problem because it's apparently become such a problem. I'm sort of ascertaining
that or putting that together that every quarter the kids have to move lunch tables
and it just all right, you keep the clicks down, I guess.
Or he exposed kids to other kids. It makes okay who you said with?
I know, so I'm with you. But that was that's what this
school does. So she said her kid ran to like was talking to this
other kid and told him like he needed to tie a shoe or something,
and then he ran to the table and sat down, and a mother sent
like a really terse text about how upset her son was and blah blah blah.
And so she said, I you know, I said to my son,
Hey, tomorrow, you're not sitting at that table. You're gonna let
him sit And she goes, I was so bothered by this, like why
would you even why are you getting involved? They're thirteen year old kids.
It's the law, the law of the jungle. It's it's the rules of
the playground. There's always ups and downs, but that that's life. And
what you need to do is not let the circumstances ever affect you. That's
the goal. That the whole trick in life, the whole thing is and
it's hard, but if you could teach your thirteen year old this, they
may have it mastered by the time they're thirty and their life will be fantastic
better. Do you know what I'm saying? Because it really the purpose of
life is it's always gonna come at you, but you can't. You got
to stay up here even though people are trying to bring you down here.
And just because somebody's in a bad mood, you don't need to join them
in their bad mood. You can have empathy, but you need to hang
out with them, you know, when you're they're in a better mood,
tell them to come find you. And I think, like we alle this
emotion and drama and we get caught up in the minutia bullshit. Anyway,
the parents on that chatboard all the time. Today was today was one of
the dorms. Is they've walked to Kevin's College. They've walked all the dorm
out to any visitors, including parents, because the kids keep vandalizing the bathroom.
It's the boys bathroom, so they're not letting anybody in the dorms other
than the I'm like, this is uncalled for. I'm going to do this
and this. Well, they're trying to narrow it down to who it is.
I'm sure you can figure it out. When I say vandalizing, is
it like movements? I don't know if it's battle movements or swastikas or what
it is or writing down? Yeah, I said broken hearted and came to
ship but only farted. And I don't know. That's a classic. That
is a classic. Dad is right up there with the all I've heard that.
You never heard that, Dad, that Oh my god, maybe they're
listening to the show and playing bombs away my kids from oting the show on
campus. But this lady, I said, she said, I told my
kid, and I said, why would you even get involved? She said,
Well, then the next day my kids sat and all the other kids
came and sat with him, and I go, okay, but but either
way, why you know, all I would say to my kid, honestly,
was hey, I heard from so and so to mom. They're feeling
a little left out. If you can include them, that'd be nice,
end of it, and I'm out after that. That that's it. And
the same thing for my kid if he came to me bitching about if you,
I would be like, well, what are you doing that? Maybe
you can make yourself a little more accessible or make these kids like you or
I don't know, or same thing I tell I. Just include everybody.
Yeah, it's just like you're all one team. Just include everybody. But
my god, it's crazy. Remember the other night when I said I don't
know if you were here or you were here when I drove in and I
saw no windshield in the trusts. It was Monday text to five E five
two O six eighty eight sixty six. OMG, I did a double take,
just like you did. Yesterday morning, I had to stop at Lowe's
Henrietta before work and there it was a smashed up gray Chevy pickup pulling in
with no windshield. All sixteen sells windshields. I was thinking, did I
really just see that? Yeah, there's a it's like a gray or silver
pickup truck driving around. It's a Chevy no windshield. Yeah, I'm like,
how are you getting away with this? Winter? Time they just put
the clear packing tape across it. They need to do something because because you
don't even have an inspection stuck. Yes, I know what I'm saying.
There's no registration, there's no inspection, there's no nothing, and there's no
way that you're like, you can't even keep a hat on, you know
what I mean, because you got the roof above you. So now you
got a wind tunnel. You know right now it's English winter, Yes,
I mean it is, Yeah, I have this is crazy. I don't
get it. Well, the bad part is clearly somebody's driving without insurance getting
away with it. Well, I mean right, let's put it this way.
I I've been pulled over in my hometown since I've been able to drive,
well, since since I went off to college. I've been pulled over
visiting my hometown more than I've ever been pulled over in Rochester, living here
for twenty some odd years. Because you have a car that's from two later.
Maybe, but I don't know. But the thing is that I think
the cops are out here are too busy doing real, real police work then
to pull people over. Yeah, but that would be real police work because
and here's what I'm saying, I gotta let it go. I gotta go
chase these Kia boys. How many times like do you just hit a bird
out of nowhere? Or a bug? You're a hit? Why? Yeah?
Or like okay, get hit with a bug going even thirty miles an
hour. That fucking hurts because you're going thirty it's not it's like hitting you
know, and that hurts. It'll leave a welt. Look for it.
You want to know who the driver is is a guy's got a fucking marked
up forehead from all this shit. If he gets pulled over, if he
gets pulled over by the cops, so they make them rolls when it out
of the walk around the front shout at him. But again, this is
a guy who must have kicked that windshield out because they don't come crashing in.
They just spider and they stay for the purpose of not cutting people.
Maybe he lost it in the divorce. Give the guy a break. She
took the windshield, he got to keep the pizza ship cut. Yeah,
I have no idea. That's she got the windows, he got the shift.
Danny was all upset when he came in here tonight, saying that yes,
you were oh yes, you were. You're getting yourself all wound up.
But basically I wanted to bring this up. Danny said that you can't
criticize the Buffalo bills on Twitter. It's America, and I do. He
said. A bunch of people were jumping on him, Rightah, how many
comments did you get? As far as I know, it was a back
and forth between me and this other guy who runs a podcast. So I
think I got like my five or six comments. What's fight Let's get him
on he's great, Well, we have Peter. Peter does the same thing.
Let's get it. Let's get him on the podcast at some point.
Don't let him talk about his podcast, and we'll talk about our podcast.
What's his name? His name is Greg, good guy, Greg Thompson.
He's from Cover One. Cover one covers the bills and they break down film
and all this stuff. They do like on YouTube, they do like five
six nights a week. I mean, they do a great job. But
I defended I defended this woman who made comment from the volume who make comments
about the bills. I got it, and I said, look, she's
telling you the truth. If you don't want to agree with her, you're
probably a fanboy the fans. I'm sick of the panduring. She's right,
Let me play what this woman said. The volume is what's his name?
Podcast network? Podcast network, and great story behind that. Her name is
Live Moods. I believe Live Moods and this is what Live said on in
video, But I think on she has her own podcast. Yeah it's on
the volume, but yeah, but it didn't look like this was from her
podcast necessarily. What is the identity of the Bills? They are highly competitive
up against a very solid Miami team who was on an absolute heater with their
offense. Then they can't beat the Jags? Well, you know jet lag
and you know, well our defense was really injured and okay, but what
about that offense. Doesn't the Jags defense give up the second most passing yards
per game? Trick question? Yes it does. What about the Giants giving
up the second most rushing yards per game? You're telling me you can't put
up points on the board in two games, You've averaged seventeen points. Who
are the Bills fraudulent? Is the answer? By week six? The little
hiccups, the mistakes, the turnovers, that's just kind of who you are
at this point. That's not a fluky, weird game. That's not a
what's going on? This is the Bills. A win is a win,
good, bad, ugly, pretty. No, you got to get out
of that mindset because these ugly little wins become your identity. And then when
it's do or die, you die. Almost every year, not almost every
year. You choke when it matters. Okay, she did right, well,
she laid down some some good points. I don't know, Look,
I think Dables coming in all fired up. I thought there was you know,
you're you're coming off, as Greg said, more tired coming back potentially
than going to England to London. There was there was a trend that every
team that came back from London that skipped having a bye week because you have
the option. The Bill said, No, every team that's come back from
London trails heading into the fourth quarter. Yeah, so look, you're a
professional athlete, though, go out and play the game, but stop with
the bullshit. Excuse me, I got you got your asses beat. I
went back and I went back and watched the tape on that game, and
that tape that game was a complete total failure and focus and execution. The
Giants didn't beat the didn't nearly beat the bills. The bills themselves. Yeah,
we'll hear from Peter. But the reason I bring this up is it
looks like X is going to start charging now well yeah, yeah, a
dollar for just their basic services. So I wonder how many people will not
be commenting on anybody's anything, and maybe it'll be the safest place for you
to criticize the bills. Maybe because Western New York. I'm not paying a
dollar for Twitter, Oh my gosh. I mean it's funny, like how
people want it so badly to have a blue check, and then once they
offer to pay for it, the people who actually had them. I think
you and I both had one or whatever, and then like the people who
really wanted one went out and bought one, you know. And so now
the verified people all verified would tell you is like this person is the person
they say they are. Ye, now it's but the people thought it was
a badge of honor. Now people like you get all this other excess.
You could post as much as you want, You could like write a fricking
book on Twitter now with like verified status. But Elon's got to find a
way to make money off this, he ain't making a ton of money off.
I did see something that said they were down like twenty something percent in
I think the United States in usage in the month of September. I don't
know. I don't know where the stats are coming from. I don't know
se threads like, well, I think it was Threads putting out those stats.
So I always try to go, well, what's the source and how
do I find the real stats so I can see what's real one or not?
I have no idea. Here's the thing. I like both. I
actually I forget about Threads and don't go there often because I can only do
it on my phone, and a lot of time I'm on the laptop and
I don't. I don't. I can't post to threads anywhere but your phone.
Still I think, okay for about a week and I deactivate. I'm
like, okay, well it's basically Twitter, uh, hands out and then
slightly kinder maybe maybe maybe if you here's an interesting theory, reactivate your Threads
account. Put the same thing up on Threads as you would on Twitter if
it's criticizing the bills, and see which one gets you more action or it
gets you worse action. That would be an interesting little socialist. But this
guy thought I to a shot at him. I didn't take a shot at
anybody. But since he defended the Bills to say, hey, seventeen days
ago the Bills blew out the Dolphins. Yeah, and then you laid two
eggs right and almost. I mean, come on, man, what is
it? He goes the hottest team always wins. I go. Okay,
So the last five years the Kansas City Chiefs just happened to be the hottest
team in the NFL in the AFC, and the years before that, the
Patriots always just managed to be the hottest team in the NFL, winning all
those freaking Super Bowls. It was just the hottest. No, had nothing
to do with their talent, and had nothing to do with their coaching,
and nothing to do with their quarterback. And here's come the Bills, and
they're thirteen seconds away from going to a second consecutive ANFC Championship game, and
they're head coach, in his infinite freaking wisdom, you know what what are
we gonna do on special teams? We gonna kick them out the April gonna
We're gonna kick it deep the special teams coach wanted to squib it. He
overrules him, then he makes him take the blame for the loss. Meanwhile,
his defense gave up two passes to Kelsey and they go and kick the
damn field goal. It was Vicdermot who lost that freaking game. And this
is why we go through this every single year, because the Buffalo Bills are
looking more and more like the seventies, eighties and two thousands Chargers or the
late eighties Browns, where they choke on their own vomit. Well, maybe
this year they don't. Maybe, maybe maybe this would be a wake up
call. Hopefully. Yeah, we thought the Jets game was going to be
a wake up call and it was for three weeks. Maybe we thought Jacksonville
be a wake up call and it clearly wasn't. Well, the Patriots hopefully
still sleep this weekend. All right, we'll take a moment when we come
back. We'll get Peter on according to my Space, Yes, no,
I don't know that you're necessarily wrong. I mean they choke. I I
mean, look the thirteen seconds game. That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen
in my life. I mean, I thought for sure they had won that
Josh Allen played out of his mind. That made him everything. In the
last two and a half minutes. The first fifty seven minutes, the Bill's
offense was almost a nept But I mean he he put them on his shoulders,
the team, and that made him the NFL we'll face of the league.
Everybody loved him. Everybody just after that it was like, well,
boy, they made it right. So that was the reason. Still banging
chicks at the waff holes like Tiger. But I don't I don't know if
I necessarily agree with everything you're saying, and they have, but you get
very passionate about it. It's all that's fine, eh, you know.
I mean, look, they haven't gone to a super Bowl and that sealed
to me. Go right on championship years one. All right, we will
take a moment Peter breaking down the all twenty two from the Giants game,
and he's been saying all kinds of stuff, sending all kinds of stuff to
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two O six eighty eight sixty six. All right, Billy, here here
we go. You know, I let it slide about Kelsey Grammar thing.
I sent you that text and to help your interview skills, which of course
you clearly have. I even let the sixteen chapel thing go by. I
appreciate you using that one as well. You're breaking Danny's balls. You know
you've read his articles. He's actually a good writer. I don't know if
you know this or not, but I particularly kind of like the ones that
he mentions his dad. I don't know if you know this or not.
Buty been known to mention in his father mout Steve over there in the greater
metropolitan Red Creek area. I was driving by one that mister Chambo was having
trouble backing. Uh, and my dead frog happened to let me know before
you even got to the medical center up to the upstate about the whole situation,
because my dead frog has the Red Creek grapevine fucking growing out of her
ass. So anyways, I'm just letting you know. I'm not falling for
any of this stuff. You know why. I am so smart, you
so sticky, and all these things. We prayed for the pirate ship.
Okay, and be sure to like and subscribe to Vilified wherever you get your
podcast. That was great. He is such a deep listener. He made
so many references in there. But he complimented your writing. I have not
read the articles, that is true. I was not busting your balls.
I haven't and I didn't know you mentioned your dad in there, but I
haven't mentioned my father in a couple of years. All right, Well,
he but that's cool that he brought that up. Yeah, Well, the
Times County's just getting to Monroe County now, well he got to catch up.
Yeah, where is Red Creek? Red Creek's through and fine, right,
all right, so he's out in Red Creek. Now what he's referring
to is the guy who was getting a delivery and at his mother's house.
It was some kind of like gazebo or something being dropped off, and the
guy came out and they started an argument with the truck driver, and the
truck driver allegedly poked him in the head with a pipe. Well, according
to the guy that called, he also texted, he's a deep fan and
he said the guy Steve York was his name. Steve York ended up with
a broken jaw. Wow. But all charges got dropped because they're saying that
the truck driver was defending himself or self defense, so all charges were dropped.
So he was coming at the truck driver and the truck driver got out
and had a pipe to try to keep him at bay, and then he
wound up. He must have hit him with the pipe and that broke his
drop. But when he says dead frog, do you know what he's referring
to? Remember I told you that frog's female frogs will play dead, so
it's not to have sex with the male frog. So he said, when
my dead frog, that's who refers to as the dead frog. Because in
the animal kingdom, frogs will play dead so as not to have sex with
the male frog. And so my dead frog has the Red Crank, the
Red Creek grapevine grown out of her ass. So there you go. It's
a deep listener. I think he used to call our old show back in
the day too. I have no idea, because his voice sounds really good
with voices. His voice sounds very familiar. Yeah, I used to think
I was good with voices. But I don't recognize this. But that doesn't
mean anything. Uh, we will call Peter American. Peter likes to avoid
his family and watch the Altar, watch The All twenty two, and we'll
see what he thinks of the Bills and the Giants. Hello Peter, Good
evening, Peter. We were just we were just saying I just introduced you
as the phone was ringing. As Uh, Peter Montemarno who likes to avoid
his family by watching The All twenty two. I'm kidding, Peter. I
know he actually misses games because of his family. He'll text me, go,
what happened? What happened? Yeah, that's great down and again,
yes, absolutely not only does Peter watch Bills Gas, but his wife and
her family are huge lions. Fans, so he watches the Lions too and
breaks down there all twenty two the ultimate. Now, I'll tell you this,
look last year and that vision Minnesota was what thirteen and four, and
they won the division last last season. This year, they're not even close.
And I think the Lions are going to win that division. And there
were a number of people at the end of last season, even though the
Minnesota was thirteen to four, saying, no, it's gonna be the Lions
next year, because there was an identity there. You know, we're gonna
come out and break their kneecaps, and you know there was something about what
was going on there. And clearly they look good. And this week it's
a tough game for the Lions. Uh Ravens. Yeah, And I did
pick the Ravens in this one only because I think, I don't know,
I just feel like the Lions are due for a little bit of a stumble.
But I don't know. I thought that too, But then I realized
that the Ravens are doing the same thing the Bills did come back a week
after and the point, damn it, maybe I need to change that.
We need to get his wife broke out. I really personally think that the
Lions are a better football team than the Buffalo Bills. Okay, the Buffalo
Bills have were talent. Yeah, I think the lines are a better team.
Well, they're buying into whatever that coach is selling. And Danny had
had a whole meltdown. We had a meltdown, Peter, she had a
meltdown. There's a hole in the wall. He was getting very upset because
the woman from the volume Live Mood. Uh, she put her she had
something out that when I when I don't know that it went viral on Twitter,
but a Buffalo Bills player, a Buffalo Bills post, she made a
post about the Bills having no idea that she did. But somebody but I
saw it on a Bills on a Bills post, like they retweeted it or
reaxed it or what. I reaxed it too, agreeing with her and I
and I said, but I, that's what I saw was a lot of
people agreeing either way. Peter, you had to hear them. He went
on, they're absolutely right the coaching. When I turned into Jordan Moren,
well you did going when Jordan turns into you by the holders and everybody,
but to your confessions are a big part of this. But to your point,
Peter, I would say that it's a maybe it's a better coaching staff
that's connecting with the players than what the Bills are doing right now. Could
McDermott have overstayed possible? Yeah, I mean I've a big I don't.
Is it possible yet? Do I think so? I don't, But you
know, I look at Ben Johnson over there, who's the offensive coordinator for
the Lions, and he had an opportunity to be a head coach. He
was at the top of the list, and I think he canceled his interview
with Minnesota or so. I can't remember what team was to come back to
Detroit. That we've got unfinished business. Yeah, that's not something you often
see in the NFL, and you know, to stay as a coordinator,
it happens, but not often. And just you know, just reading about
this team and being a little entrenched into what they're doing. You're right,
Campbell is the leader of that ship, and everybody knows that they love what
he's got going on. The team will run through a brick wall for that
guy. Uh, there's no dissension anywhere whatsoever. It's just a team,
team, team, team, team, and they're playing a little chip on
their shoulder. I thought Jared Goff kind of get after Fitzpatrick last two weeks
ago in the post game. That was kind of cool. I wanted to
ask you, and this is this, would you say, right now,
right now in the NFL, the player that's playing the quarterback position the best,
I'm not saying they're the best quarterback, but playing the position the best
is Jared Goff right now? Yes, yeah, I think I think so
too. Now I might have to go to change my pick. Why do
this pig turnaround with Dan Campbell? He couldn't get anything out of the players
in Atlanta, but now he's all of a sudden, he's like the second
coming in Detroit because Atlanta just sucks. What was his coach in Atlanta?
Those are the head coach in Atlanta. No, it was never the head
coach. He was an interim coach in Miami and then for years he was
kind of like an assistant forever, here's a position coach. He was never
a coordinator. But like I think, he spent time with the Lions and
the Ford family remembered him and they brought him back and I mean, did
you watch hard Knocks last year. He's like the best athlete in the organization.
He's like fifty Yeah, my bad with that question. Then, no,
I don't I thought I thought he coached Atlanta for a hot minute,
No, I don't think he did. I don't know. I'm not gonna
he coached the Dolphins and he beat the Bills. Yeah, but everybody beats
the Bills. He's uh, then yes, so, Peter, that's a
nice segue into the all twenty two of the Giants game. What the fuck?
I know? Oh my god, Yeah, they won r W but
okay, my goodness, we say that, but for three quarters they were
shut out. They did not get in the end zone or even get a
field goal. So what what? What did you see? I mean,
there's so many things that that I saw that were questionable. Number One,
the Giants played very well. The Giants Finn's play played very well. They
were prepared. They played a lot of man coverage against Josh Allen, a
lot of man coverage. They're pressing. You know, again, there's one
guy, and I think maybe Danny at Texas to you earlier in the week,
but there's one guy who knows the Bills offense better than Josh Allen,
and it is Brian Dable. Yeah, so he knew the weaknesses. He
knew. He knows Dorsey's head, He knows probably what Dorsey's gonna do before
he does it. He knows Josh Allen's weaknesses. He knows the weaknesses of
a couple of the offensive linemen. He knows the weaknesses of the receivers.
Can they get open? Can they get separation? Which can't? Which can?
So you know what I'm gonna make Josh Allen beat me down the field.
I don't think these receivers can get off the line of scrimmage. I
don't think they can get separation. Let's see if they can. They're never
going to use the middle of the field, which they didn't the whole entire
first half. If I see here correctly, they used the middle of the
field maybe two or three times. When I say use that, I mean
in the passing game, routes across the middle. Uh, it's just not
there. They love the perimeter, they love the numbers, and that becomes
predictable now when you switch the half and you go into the the second half.
Well, in the third quarter, they used the middle of the field
for two out of the first four four plays from reading that correctly from a
pasting perspective. So and they got some yard ut yardage out of it,
So maybe they that's an adjustment that they made. But Billy, I mean
it's it was really frustrating to see. I mean, the defensive line was
able to get pressure on Allen. He was running for his life, you
know. I sent Dan attacked earlier. I don't know if you've seen it
yet, but there were too many plays where receivers were in the same vicinity,
three receiver yards of each other, yards of each other. So what
does this say to you? Is this a a player issue or is this
a coordinator issue? It sounds like a coordinator issue to me. I don't
think it's a coordinator I because if you're in the NFL and you got to
know what your responsibility is, and you have responsibilities per play, you know,
depending upon what the coverages, with the leverages, whatever it is.
So if you don't know your coverage or your leverage, that's on you.
But then the coach needs to make sure you're you're either not playing anymore right
or you're getting educated, you're coaching that person up so and I'm not paying
I'm not pointing fingers that dig it was all. I mean, Diggs is
great, he's great off the line, he runs great routes. But then
then there's questions. I mean, look, if they didn't have Digs,
I don't think they win this game. You bailed them out on a lot
of on a lot of plays. And I think again, commercially, if
Tyrod Taylor isn't the quarterback in some very meaningful downs at the end of the
half, at the end of the game, you might have a different story,
might be a uh, you know, three and three Buffalo Bills team
instead of a four and two. But yeah, I really believe that that
there needs to be some some coaching and some I mean, these guys are
looking in the mirror and say, okay, we got to start playing professional
football here. I mean, is it happening every single play? No,
but it shouldn't happen once in the NFL six seven weeks into the season.
It shouldn't too many, too many receivers too close together, and you're expecting
Josh to deliver the football with everything that's going on around him. You got
to spread the defense out now, John, Josh did have that one incredible
across the body into John. I mean that look on you had to see
it on the All twenty two where it was clearly there was a lane that
wasn't there. Well, it sure didn't look like it to me in the
play. The moves so fast. I mean, this is just how I
don't even understand how refs see this game. I don't know how you can.
I really he's either way, but I just I wouldn't care put a
young person there. I still think you're misiness. Yeah, it's hard,
but the window for that was the size of its issue box. Yes,
yes, And I think if it was another quarterback without a rocket for an
arm, the defender gets there, and not the defender that was closest to
the player, but the guy coming across. I think he may have gotten
there if it were somebody or had Josh hesitated even just as they like to
used to say on the construction side of cun hair, I think he waited
just that. No, I've talked about this. Red cunhair is an actual
measurement. It is. It is a real thing. You can look it
up. It's a measurement. Immeasurable. It's so small, it's it's immaturable.
It's just off by a plank. Plank. That's a terrible word.
I apologize. Great sopranos line, great sopranos. Yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, and you know. And at the end
of the half they were going in that Josh throw that interception, the middle
of the fielder was tipped. Oh my goodness, knocks is wide open.
Josh just needs to put a little bit of air underneath that. And that's
probably still running the Thursday. It's just a game of interest again, and
the film shows it a couple of different things. It could be a different
conversation. But how great was this saying Dabill just melt down on Tarrod Taylor
the first half. Yeah, people were getting kicked off at Dable for doing
that. Were in the locker room, like shut up, dude, that's
job. No, Tyrod was gone before dabel got there. Oh, I
didn't know that. They didn't play it. No, they didn't coach together,
or they weren't together. Okay, So there's one phrase that I don't
know that I necessarily agree with in Live Moody's statement, she's on the volume
on the volume, and she said, Peter that the Bills are frauds,
that what we're seeing is that they're frauds because they did so well against Miami
and they laid the egg against the Jags. And she even said, you
know the time change and all, that's fair enough. I don't know that
they're frauds. I really I don't. I don't think I agree with that.
But I know though, not just this team in general. I thought
she was talking about I thought she was talking about the current team on the
field. I thought she was talking about the team on the field that we
get to see being frauds. Like and she had a point like, what's
their identity? Right? You blow out Miami? They don't have one and
I don't have one. Yeah, I would agree with that, but I
don't know, just another good team what they thought they were, Yes,
another great team. Wow? And listen, I yeah, there's no identity.
There's nothing like if you remember back in the nineties, in the early
nineties, when it's tough, everybody's going to do it right in Buffalo,
they're going to compare the team and the time to the team greatness. And
yes, they didn't win a Super Bowl, but that was the best team
the Bills ever put on the field for four straight years. You want to
compare that, right, So I remember as a fan, every Sunday you
felt confident you were gonna win, right, every Sunday. Oh, I
don't feel that game. I don't feel that. Not this team, right,
Nope, nope. Even against the Giants and it was a fourteen point
spread. Yeah, I said to myself, no, no, no,
no, I even said it last week. I think to you, No,
that's way too big. That's a lot of point. It's point which
point. Yeah, it's a lot of points. Now, is this a
get right game against the Pats? I mean they're missing a lot, They're
missing Gonzales, they're missing Judon on the defense. Yeah, I mean this
could be a good right game, but get right game. But Belichick in
their house, Bill throw the records out. I don't know. Yeah,
I'm the same way. I'm like, I don't have confidence. Are gonna
win on Sunday? And the Patriot's been awful this year yep. And they've
scored twenty points in the least three games total. But I still don't have
confidence. At her point, before last Sunday, they were outscored in the
month of October by the Boston Red Sox, like six to three. It's
only at nine point spread though, too, so they're saying the Patriots are
better than defending the Giants by a touch all the touchdowns that you take,
the three for home field away, it's still twelve, right, yeah,
it is still twelve. That's true. Yeah, Oh my goodness. So
yeah, it's you know, frustration four and two and you hear the Bills
in the press. I don't know why everybody's so upset were four and two
because this town knows a good team. This town knows a good team,
and they've expected it for a long long time, and they've had all these
expectations over the past couple of years. They talked about the window closing.
You know, there's a lot that can be said for all that, but
in terms of the identity, I don't see it right now. I just
don't. And I on the injuries, the defense played not bad. They
didn't play bad with all the injuries that they have. They really didn't.
They didn't at all. But the Giants played well. They had someone spying
Josh the whole game, and they played cover one. The whole game and
the man coverage, and you know, it just tells me that if we
owned his own, Josh is going to kill us. And they went into
man, but they had a spy because if you go into man coverage you're
worried that the one weaknesses that the quarterback and run. Well, they had
a guy that was spying Josh pretty much the whole game. Ye. Do
you like them this week? Though? I know at nine obviously vegas on
them, But do you like them? That's how long hesitations some hang time
there with Peter. Come on now, I'm not saying you have to hurry
up. I'm just saying you're making me nervous. I Do I like them?
By a field goal? Whoa? By a field goal? Yeah,
and that's because actually turned it over. The defense is going to win this
game. But that's that's my prediction. The defense or special teams will will
win this game. I would say that McDermott is a hell of a defensive
coordinator. Oh yes, I mean it'd be only because I agree. I
mean, I think the defense has played very well even with in spite of
the injuries, and there's been some significant injuries, and you know, I
question that non call at the end of the game. Yeah, I know,
I hear it. Well, they called it the first time, right,
and then the second time. I would have to be the same raft
to throw it. Yeah, and I couldn't throw it. I don't think
so. I think it's one of these things that you know, like,
well, it's what Belichick told used to tell the Patriots. They're not gonna
call back to back passing references, so just keep hitting the guys, okay,
you know, and paint man, he's like losing his mind on the
sidelines, call pass feruits every every play, Peter one thing. Let me
ask you, what do you think about Josh like throwing his shoulder at what's
his name? The other and I got everybody gave me a ship going Yeah,
he's the leader. I go. I don't like that. Stay the
funk out of it. I don't need my quarterback to be Cam Newton.
No, No, I mean I did it, and I hate Hey.
I love the attitude, right the blue crowd of the city. You know,
there's the quarterback of the Buffalo bill I get it. But you talk
with your talk with your arm, you know, forget throwing your shoulder.
A new guy after the play. I understand you're sticking up for There's no
reason why we wouldn't think you'd not stick up for your guys. Why do
you do that? And who knows how big this injury is? We don't,
we never, we won't. No, but he won't if it If
it's Kyle and are we're looking at a four and a four or five point
spread versus a nine? Are we looking at less? I think we're looking
at an even game. Probably. I think we're looking at an even game.
Kyle Allen's terrible. I mean, Josh out. All those points in
the point spread come from like the quarterback, the receivers, and the head
coach. Hey, uh, maybe he could do that, the crest and
the Redskins. At one time, Josh was on the ground but grabbing his
shoulder. At one point, Josh Allen was on the ground grabbing his shoulder.
Was that before or after? I think it was before that melee?
Yes, I think it was. Yeah, when he and I thought it
was the I thought it was the throwing shoulder, which would be his right
shoulder, which is the one he lowered in the Yeah, this is this
is after we won the tent. Yeah, okay, but when you're when
you're when you're a dronales up, when you're boods up, Yeah, and
you lose control of your mind a little bit. Yeah, And you know,
who knows how that's going to affect him this weekend. We don't know.
We didn't know. I mean, we knew at the end of the
year how that elbow affected him. Last year against the Jets, well,
we didn't know. Throughout the year. Everything was fine, we were we
weren't told anything. And I feel like we're gonna have the same thing here
that we'll never hear about from Buffalo, that his shoulder is an issue,
but we'll find out the end of the year that it was. Well,
he sure still made a hell of a throw. I mean, guy,
that some amazing things I can't well, it's like last year gets the Jets,
after he tore out his elbow, he made like, well, seventy
five yard throw. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's what's in the vials on
the sideline, not just what's in the vial. I don't know, because
you know they're getting something stuck in there. Yeah, I would think,
but they got they gotta win, they gotta win. But like, like
I feel like they're limping and they're not strutting into this game. They're they're
lipping, limping into the game. So yeah, you know, we'll see
gonna have to be all three phases. Because it's the Patriots. I don't
care what the record is are corny points they scored the past three weeks,
because it's the Patriots, and because it's Belichick and there's history, it's it's
story the records out, that's Patriots are onto the Bruins. That's all right,
Well, Peter as always great breakdown, Thanks Bro, always great,
Thanks guys. I can't wait enjoy the game this weekend. And uh wellll
boy, let's see what happens. Okay, we'll talk to you next week.
Go Bills, all right later on No Cavs, No cav Go Bill.
Yeah. The line for next week for Buffalo for the Patriots Dolphins next
week is a thirteen and a half point spread. So yeah, it's that's
safe for the Bills. Dan uh says that that is beyond to something here.
I get a little nervous of that. We shall take a moment when
we come back. This story made me laugh, but it's sad, but
it made me laugh. And then we'll see if it makes you guys laugh.
I think it'll make one person in this room beside me laugh. I
wonder who that is. You don't know, you don't know, you don't
know, you don't know. You just don't know. That's true. If
it's hurtful, it's not gonna be Danny. Well maybe I would, you
know what, I would almost say this, this is the Ravens and the
Lions. I don't know who to pick. There's a lot of games where
you're like, oh my god, we're getting to that point. Only picked
like three hundred dogs over Miami. I picked the Eagles over the other way.
Yeah. Well, I think a lot of people will uh yeah.
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and you came in This is Danny song and we just kid. Danny's
wife came into the studio, so he had to play bath. We had
to the first time. No, not the last either. Today this is
your ringtone tonight. Tonight is the four year anniversary of when she told me
she loved me the first time? Did she even know that? Did you
know that? Beth? He texted me that earlier. Here's how I remember
this because I saw a highlight while I was arguing on Twitter today, I
saw a highlight of of DJ LeMay you hitting a home run tying the game
against the Astros and the Alcs, and that we were playing a show at
a bar in Webster, which remain nameless until they let us play again.
And so what happened was h yeah, And so that was the night she
told me she loved me. That's how I remember it. All After a
Stone Table pilot song was perfect. It was after you played a Stone Temple
pilot song. Yeah, yeah, he likes to tell that story. You're
not going to sing for us then? Yeah? No, no, no,
so wait, I'm many drinks for you. Deep, I honestly don't
remember. Okay, so hang on a second. You were on stage and
she just walked up to the stage and just saw, she said afterward,
but she told her friend. She looked at her friend goes, that's my
guy, and I'm singing Iron Iron, Iron Nerves. That's the joke.
And like, of all the songs, you would, you know, say
that about somebody, It's not that crazy song by Stone Trouble Pilot. So
that's just kind of how we told the story, Like if it were a
TV show, you cut the movie idiot, yeah, all right? Or
just in real life. I don't think I could ever remember the first time
somebody said that to me. I don't know. No, I don't think
you don't have that. You never had that special moment with I'm sure I
did. I just don't like it, didn't you know. I don't think
you're a Are you not sentimental or no, I'm sentimental trying to say,
I mean, you're just a big marshmallow mush in there, my friend,
you really are. I'm like an oreole cookie, right, I'm hard on
the outside and very soft, but that hard can get cracked cracks pretty quickly.
That's my wife. I'm sure. I am sure. Uh, we're
coming up on a Halloween. I'm not a big Halloween guy. That's my
wife's like national holiday. You love Halloween. Do you decorate for Halloween?
I do not. You do not too much of pain. Yes, put
everything up and take everything down. I am intrigued by some Halloween decorations when
I say, like entertained. By the way, as I drive by,
I saw the largest skeleton ever coming into Fairport. I've never seen anything like.
Yeah, yeah, okay, so now I'm not a big fan of
inflatables, but they're cute. If you got kids the inflatables for Halloween,
yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. You have a little kid though
in your house, though, it's just you. I hate decorations. I
already told the neighbors the Christmas lights are going up in about two weeks.
So the well, the weather will still be warm. Kids that play you
with hockey in the weekends and the weather's warm, I ain't gonna be out
there and the snow putting shit. I get that. I get that.
You're one point three us off. And then, by the way, the
neighbors can get pissed off, but a lot of people with COVID were leaving
their trees up all year round because they wanted to feel happy, and they
felt like up at house she decorates her for every goddamn season. Though,
Yeah, well that's cool a stupid I'm with you. I'm with you that
it's stupid. I would go that way as well. However, I'm never
gonna say that if I lived in that house, you wouldn't hear peepe out
of me? Yeah, it's over you by the way, motherfucker get to
you. And he said ship. I said shit, I'm like what,
he's the key and peel Biller goes. I said, I said, what
are we doing here? Well I would say that too, what are we
doing here? That'd be like, what's going on? And then I would
get the whole lecture about it bakes everybody happy and I'm happy and okay,
got it. That's a freaking six foot two toy for the dog. Oh
well, there you go. So sometimes we have had Halloween decorations where the
police have been called because people mistook the decoration for real person like someone got
off on the side of the I think that was a Christmas a Christmas work.
The guy pulled up and wasn't there someone here? The scarecrows out here
scared the shot on me. One night, Wow on Main Street came.
I thought it was people walking slowed down. I'm went slowed down? What
the fuck? Now? I have heard of people like someone had someone hanging
from a noose in their front yard like a tree. But it was a
dummy, clearly, and people called thinking, you know, they weren't sure.
If you drive by, even at fifteen to twenty miles an hour,
which most people are probably going way faster than that, even on streets that
should only be fifteen or twenty, you could see something out of the side
and he's going to hang your radio career this year in the tree? Here
is I hang my own? Period? Like that must together after who's scarier?
So here is a story that I think is uh, the exact opposite,
the exact opposite. It wasn't a Halloween decoration, but the landscaper thought
it was. This happened in China Grove, North Carolina, Okay. The
family discovered a long care worker motor around their loved one's near naked body,
thinking it was a prop for Halloween. A day later, someone also made
made the gruesome discovery. Don't know how you can do that, says his
sister mull Right, besides somewoman and assume they're a Halloween decoration out of the
house no one lives at. Well, I was gonna bet that Danny would
laugh. I was gonna bet. I knew, I know, inappropriate is
you, But I was gonna bet Danny was gonna laugh at that one.
Oh, he knows it could be him. I wasn't really listening, to
be honest, justin on camera. So yeah, it says a Rowan County
family is upset after their loved one's body was mistaken for a Halloween decoration and
was left sitting for days decomposing. They now want to know how if they
could rent it Halloween store. So I'm sorry, boo, I didn't mean
that it turned this is like it is a disturbing story. Like now,
if I'm the guy who's mowing, I'm freaked out. I go, oh
my god. Now I'm thinking every decoration, I better go over and see
if there's a pulse. I better bring a mirror in a pin stick,
the mirror under the nose and see if there's fogs up from the breathing and
pin if they actually wait, wit, did you shoot the grass that I'm
and hope that it hits it. So it turns out that this guy,
uh, they said he was on a street that their grandmother lived on,
but he had never really been to the grandmother's house, so they're wondering how
he got there. It's an abandoned yard, so I think it's one of
these. Maybe it's a house that went into foreclosure and maybe the county I
don't know in North Carolina said get over there and just mow along because neighbor,
you're complaining and you can have problems. You can start to get mice
and rabbits and different things started living that. Yeah it does. Thank god
the grass wasn't longer right over grass? Oh dude, yeah right, Well,
you ain't kidding. No, you could have easily moaned over this guy.
So they thought grandma got round over by a job. Dear. It
turns out they haven't seen this guy since October first, that he has had
trouble with drugs. They don't know if he was beaten up and murdered and
dropped off on the side, but somebody said he had scrapes and stuff.
So there's a it's a sad story, but the head landing ready for our
next and it's almost time for you to start calling off of Oh yeah,
I forgot about that bit and it's one of my favorites. I quit one
too, wasn't it you? No, that wasn't me? No, yeah,
I was Christmas. I was strictly Christmas. Christmas, I forget.
Didn't we do anti although we did do tanning booths. Yes, we called
ning booths. What you did something where you called called in sick for your
shifter or something? No, that was that was moose. Yeah, another
show, I don't I It was something we also called floral, like florist's
shops, to have them write dirty cards for Valentine's Day, and we had
to see how long they would stay on the phone. I got this woman
and say I'll tie your balloon knot. She said, like four tights.
Hobby's like peeing its pants in the chair. Bro, how'd you do that?
Bro? We tried to sell the bills once I called Berkshire Hathaway to
try to sell the bills. Yeah, god, I forgot. How funny?
Honestly, that show was Oh yeah, I got the master tapes.
Yes, yeah, it's gotta bring them in. We gotta go through Dave
Barletta got him taped every show for us. It's crazy deep listeners, very
deep listeners. Now, sometimes as a child, did you play Hide and
Seek? Yeah? Were you good at it? I was the one who
was left outside for four hours, County said, not surprised me that you
were the one left outside. All That's why I guarantee that other story happened
to him. I guarantee you. All right, all right, we'll find
out he really Okay, we'll get to it. So there's a guy who
was wanted by the police. So at the house he was saying with a
relative and he wrote on a whiteboard. He wrote on a big whiteboard that
says, Johnny Gates does not all capitals live here and left it outside.
Now, it could be that you got sick of hearing and your doorbell's constantly
going off, and maybe that's it. Police didn't believe it. Johnny Yates,
by the way, he was living there. Okay, Yeah, this
was in Lakeland, Florida. I had a roommate once that I that we
had left the house we'd still get like police calls for him, like two
years later. Police calls are one thing. This is would knock. No,
they would come and knock on the door. I'm like, yeah,
dude, this kid was out there. Man, I you don't live here
no more. The sheriff spread the word to the rest of the sheriff's office.
A deputy saw a person leaving the home who told him that Johnny was
inside with several other people. So the cops knew that this big whiteboard outside
written very neatly. By the way, whoever wrote a very nice Yeah,
it was great penmanship. The chalkboard drawings says Johnny Heats does not live here.
Was your dad, He's a teacher. Beautiful penmanship. My dad a
beautiful penmanship. And he could write on the board backwards over his shoulder perfectly.
So he never took his eyes off the classroom. I witnessed that happen.
I was in his class watching that. Yes, it was very impressive,
very impressive, and stayed in a straight line. He would think it
would like drop. He he prided himself on that. Yeah, he was
a weird guy. Well, he is a weird He built his he built
his own house. Yeah, built by himself. Yep, yep, he
did do that too. Uh it burned after. So here's what they did.
The deputies used the loud speaker to command Gates to leave the home,
but after about an hour that you smoke to get the occupant? Is that
like torture tectives? I don't know, man, what are you somebody doing?
Waco? All right, we're gonna we're gonna fumigate the place to get
Javid Koresh to get out here. After tried playing Danny's band first to get
the smoke in there. After still getting no response, they used a canine
to search the home, and the Sheriff's office said the dog sniffed out Yates,
who was hiding in a modified chest of drawers. Wait wait what yeah,
so like one of use you walk in right and probably behind it.
I'm sure they had some of them pushed out. His fat little body squished
in the bag. Oh, it wasn't like an episode of Scooby Doo when
they pull out the filet cabinet. You see his face and they go they
pull it down and then you know that's uh, what would you do if
you're in your you know, you're walking down, you're walking your dog one
day, nice neighborhood, beautiful day, and all of a sudden you just
see the cops just throwing smoke bombs in the house off your neighbors. Be
like just another manic Monday. Every street has that one house that I will
say, there was the house in in And if you don't know what house
it is, I was just gonna say, it's your house. But if
you go into the village of Pittsford now where we live, Pittsford is considered
the most affluent suburb. Maybe mending, but certainly Pittsford's right there. And
if you go into the village and you're coming by the ball fields and you
take this one side street that will take you over into the main part of
town. There's a house there that I think they painted a pink. I
think they painted it two different colors at one point. It's like run down,
there's cars in there, and it always I kind of love that it's
there, Like I really go, yeah, just floating up the canal,
and I love it because it goes you know that people see this and go
really here, really yeah, that's the Uh, that's that's charming. Yeah,
it's charming, charm Why they say, why do you wonder if it
would be your house? Your house? So in our neighborhood, Danny's very
neat. Now that's w I we rent, yeah, and it's we have
these friends who rent to us. The problem is is that they haven't kept
the house in the yard up as long as like they really could, like
around the rest of the house. Housing develop is a development near us.
There's a couple of developments, so there's a lot of really nice houses and
then you come to the end of the track and then there's ours off in
the hill. It's like the scary mansion on the hill, right. So
I was and like they you know, they have some dogs and stuff and
everything. I mean, it's it's a good house, but I mean it's
like they didn't like put a lot of paint into it and that stuff.
It's just it's try gets sturdy. But it's somebody that I really would say
a lot of charm al. I mean, there's a there's a pool that
they never took out because it was just too expensive to take So there's just
stuff like trees and crap growing in it right grow out of the pool.
Yes, is it above ground. It's it's a it's a ingrou tree,
right right, So that's why I looked at Peth. Is that our house?
You know? That's awesome. That's why we're going to buy a house.
Yeah, it's awesome. That's take your time. Yeah, yeah,
as the economy ever turns around, might have to mortgage a car. Danny,
why don't you lay in the yard and see if the guy moves around
you. That's because I'm the lawnmower, so that's my have him lay down,
just moll around him. All right, we'll take a moment when we
come back. Should we test to see if this has ever happened to Danny?
You want to see? Really, I think it might have. Okay,
all I got to dig the audio back up. But well that's in
that thing I sent you. Oh it is all right, Well we'll do
that. I have a social dilemma, and yeah, a social dilemma.
Just something that that i've a letter, No, no, something that I
have get a letter. This was a text, but it would be one
that I think that people can relate to and do we does Europe have a
healthier view of sex than we do? Yes? You didn't eve what just
trust me. The answers yes, is it? Well, wait till you
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hey, do you know about this? Man? It looks incredible and
it does and I did. I knew all about it. Tommy Burnett came
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York Craftsmanship, pairing local culinary craft, whiskey and cocktails with an invigorating music
lineup that includes regional and national artist. Doesn't that sound like fun? It's
this weekend and it's gonna be down in Geneseo. Well, we're talking music
tomorrow night, Friday Night Cool Club and the Lipker Sisters will be playing.
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fat we finally made. I can't believe I get to see you now.
I've been wait to pick you up and take you from this place. Love
on the Week, Love on the Week, Lock Only, We lock Only,
Love on the Week, Love on the Week. I'm coming up and
I'm eleven eleven man, very soothing song. Yeah, I love Wow.
I like John Mayer. It's very good. You know what this song's about.
I can't imagine what's about Taylor Swift. They did date. Though they
did date. I think she may have lost her V card to him.
I don't know if that's true or not. I don't either. We were
trying hard to go to that show and Philly when we were down there.
We're gonna skip again the John Mayer Show. Yeah, yeah, the Job
Mayor Show. Uh. Kevin just was passing around a pizza that said,
uh, Mick Jagger's eighty Mitch McConnell eighty one. Yeah, I like,
I don't know. We've overlooked the benefits of sex, drugs and rock and
well. Keith Richards, I mean, I I joke all the time,
not all the time, but it's you know, Susanne Summers is dead and
Keith and his band are releasing an album tomorrow today. Yeah, all right,
you got you're gonna go download it? Yeah, I mean dot the
host tires at eleven forty five, waiting on line with everybody else. I'm
gonna be standing there with the arm and going my face. Press man.
He used to do the midnight I remember those. Yeah, I did not
know of any of that. I grew up in a rural area which he
didn't have a record store anywhere. It used to be on Tuesdays. Well,
they did Monday nights and going into Tuesday was the day they released.
So my college roommate was from Irondeqoy, but he lived on campus and we
would go down there and he loved Pearl Jam. We'd get all the imports.
He would get the imports, Yeah, overseas imports of Pearl Jam.
I bought a couple on record store day. You did imported live albums.
Yeah, Beth Beth is here, that's Dan's wife. And how much did
Dan spend on record Day? Do you know? Are you aware? Do
you have? No? I was right, there is one hundred and thirty
dollars on records. And I got to tell you, folks, I've seen
guys buy one record for thirty dollars or four records. They were rare live
four records. Actually, no, no, they weren't four. Actually there
were actually eight records. There was a collection, but they were all double
have a record player? He does, Okay, all right, it also
plays MP three's too. I have that too, but I yeah, I
can't get it to play. It has a a's a cassette player. This
has a cassette player, so I yes, but I can't get the CD
player to work on mine. It won't work. It just spinds. I've
seen the hockey. Dad spend one hundred and fifty and one record on one
record and one record. Okay, I'm not gonna do that. Australian lot.
See, here's what I report. I would like. Well do you
have you listened to them a lot? Yeah? Okay, yeah, the
house filled with music? Well yeah, but I'm normally at work when he's
listening. Oh okay, yeah, I don't do when she's home. Do
you open the rare ones? Yeah, because I want to listen to what
did you get? So? About eight years ago, Pearl Jam came out
with an anniversary record for ten, which was a double record. They had
the original record and then the remastered record in the same record. I have
not opened that yet, okay. I have actually had the original ten record
hanging in our basement in a record case. I also got a live Nirvana
record double record. I got a live Pearl Jam double record of their broadcast,
which included like live songs for Saturday Night Live that they did the first
time on and a record that I thought would be way awesome. And how
much did you? How much did you pay for the crap? Thirty nine?
Damn? Now see if I'll think it myself, can I tell you
what it was? I know what it was. I know what it was.
Can you sell it? You say it? No? Say it?
Coverdale and Page not the record, not the record, the live the live
recording of their revers said it was White Snake. No, no, no,
it was David Coverdale and Jimmy Page doing White Snake and led Zeppelin songs
together. I'm like, oh, bag, this's gotta be awesome, right
live record? They probably going it was terrible. It was garbage. What
record store did you go to? Record? Okaye? Record? Kiye?
Okay? Now, I would say one hundred and thirty dollars And I could
see myself getting caught up in something I mean, I'm very easy, very
person I would say, like I would rather take my wife if I had
one, uh out to dinner for one hundred and thirty dollars. We did
that too, Oh well, excuse me. And we had breakfast too.
Wow. Yeah it was the dollar menu. Yeah. We had the hotcakes
and then came back from the chicken sandwiches. No, but like but uh,
it was funny because I bought these records. And I mean, I
know that records are all the rage nowadays, but I don't like to buy
like records you could just get like the MP three from you could just download
off Amazon. I like to get like the stuff that's kind of rare a
little bit. And it was record store day, so I thought, you
know, you want to go and support local, to port your local record
store. In fact, when I went there, I asked if they had
the original first Black Sheep album and they went looking for They go, we
do, but it's not for sale. Wow. Yeah they do have it.
Yeah, why don't they just like burn it to a CD. I
mean that's pretty easy or you can find you can find on YouTube too.
You can listen to it on original band. Yeah, and I have the
second one, Pat Duffy bought me one as a going away present. I
have the second one encouraging words and it's signed by Lou Graham saying good luck
in your new career, which was a life coaching job that lasted like two
months. But the original record. So you're you're into two shitty purchases now
for almost state hondo. Oh my god, what's the other one? God?
Damn the jersey you bought? Oh yeah, Beth doesn't know about that
one. You know. No, David doesn't keep secrets, that doesn't It's
his money, you know, That's what the dummy. If anybody wants to
buy a Magic Johnson jersey for a thousand dollars, oh my god, please
take out an ad on Craig's Listen you kind of responsive again. Just see
well I told it for the Magic Johnson, No for both, for both,
I'll throw in the crappy album and the jersey. Then another radio show
be like, look at this guy classifights sub jackass actually wants to sell a
Magic Johnson jersey and David covered, they'll let them just talking about it.
I even't texted a couple of buddies, I go, have you ever heard
this record. They're like, no, we heard about it when it came
out, and we knew it was a cash grab and we avoided it.
Two separate dudes told me the same thing. Okay, speaking of cash grabs.
Sorry, Kevin has a theory that he believes that you that this has
happened to you in some way. Okay, this is a woman who went
on a date. Well, but I'll play the TikTok if I remember this
the audio correctly. I had the audio earlier this week. I actually don't
think that it was a little rough. But yeah, uh, this is
her on TikTok though, explaining what happened when she went on a date and
I think consumed forty one oysters forty eight forty eight oysters. Excuse me,
I was off by seven. Sorry, It's okay, it's a lot.
I mean it's a lot, right, fifteen bucks a plate. Okay,
So let's see. This is at Atlanta, George. I believe the start
got me a few weeks ago out with my phrase this nigga bent takes in
me for I told you it was right, I know, but you didn't
see what cut hit FA so you know, to edit it, you'll mark
the tape hit the delay. But I've never used that. No, that's
never happened to bit Jesus. That's why I was going to look for the
other one. Uh. I had a cleaned up version of that. Oh
well, just just beat it this guy. No, no, because I
don't want it to go over the cameras. Oh that's what I'm saying.
That's mister ex VP. All right, so this this lady can turn that
down if you want the camera. Uh No, I don't feel like having
to go back through later. Damn it. I had it. Let me
get ah. Well, anyway, this woman, the guy got up and
left, didn't he Yeah, he had to go to the She started pounding
oysters. Yeah, and then ordered an entree afterwards. Yeah all right,
okay, so the oysters were the appetizer for forty eight oysters. She had
a full entree and it drinks. He got up about halfway through it.
It's like, I go to the bathroom and came back, came stuck her
with the bill. Yeah wait here, I have the clean version. Hang
on, I knew it today. I was bored, and so he takes
me like you me for drinks, and I'm like, yeah, meet me
here drinks. They got the best oysters in Atlanta. Atlanta. Yeah,
when the flour from came out, he was looking at me crazy. You
invited me out, I mean, eat these potatoes in the crab cakes whilst
he going to the bathroom and never come back grabbing a tail. That was
crazy to me. No, that's never happened to me. You've never okay,
you've never would never stiff anybody, nor have I been stuffed like that.
Well, I don't think you would do that. No, you're you're
far too conscientious. I appreciate that girl might have done it to you.
No. No, but did a girl ever get up mini take go to
the bathroom and never come No, did a girl ever running up a bell
on you? No? No, I stand correct, I guess no.
Yeah, why would you think that would happen because everything else has happened to
you? Because no story you'll say to us, Oh that's happened to me.
You know a guy. That's that's the only reason. Not because that's
near like you know it's I did once go on a date with a girl
who we're at a place like on park have and she runs into her ex
boyfriend and his two buddies and decides to just leave me there and go hang
out with them. Well that's kind of similar, but uh no, that's
not Did you still buy her dinner? No, we said, we said
a cocktail. It was like five minutes that she sees those guys, and
she was like almost like I think that she was still with the dude,
and I think that's why she got up and moved. Yeah. Yeah,
and you didn't know she had a boyfriend. Now, yeah, I've been
in those situations. I've been in that situation a couple of times. Yeah,
me too in college and a couple of times. Oh yeah, never
that story you told me were yeah too, Yeah, two times, Yeah
happened. That's why I always vet my ladies. One time a guy got
was very uh at the vet, something like that, he was ready,
he was very angry. He pulled the ceiling tile out of the se Paddam's
broke it over his head, and that's why Paddams is no longer open.
And I just that's a badass, started laughing. I'm going I kept saying,
that's asbestos dust. You better be careful. Tables are tougher than that.
It's like that scene in ace vetera. Be careful with that phone the
time you could develop a tumor. That our buddy Norm Keifer poured the last
beard Pattams before they got shut down. There were somebody I used to see
a Pattams and I was just thinking, now that you bring it up,
I don't think I ever saw it was this kid, Ryan, and I
don't remember Ryan's I don't think I ever saw him sober. Ever, he
was a very quiet, kept to himself, was always drunk. I remember
I remember waking up and walking the glass and he was passed out on the
lawn of Murphy Hall, which was across the street. Right picture. He
was laying in his trench coat with a bottle of his hand. I don't
think I see always sober. And you were just no, no, no,
no, how dare you? I really? How dare so? That's
the guy they planted the tree and I don't know that the guy's more around
him. I was just thinking the same thing. But did you ever know
anybody who, uh you never saw sober? Oh? Is there anybody like
I think about that? My old drummer, Well you never saw him sober?
No, seriously, you guess my wife too, really never saw him
sober. I don't think so interact, but he handled it really well.
Yeah, but I mean there's something good at it there. Now, there
are some people that you may I mean, they're probably not great friends,
but maybe you see them at gigs. Maybe they're fancy your band that come
out that you may never have seen them sober. You know anybody? Yeah,
you from ninety seven five. That was his bat. That was his
bat blue period. I used to say that because Van Goh had his blue
period. I used to say that after I got fired from the zone I
went into. That was my bad blue No, that was I had a
my grandfather. I don't think my grandfather was ever sober. Whenever I r
coma serious he drank wine all day. Oh, I would actually pour if
for him. I was in a enagbler like six years old, Danny Ween,
Yeah, I would, yeah, Bob boo bee. He would sit
there. And my grandfather, in a way was like a cartoon character.
What I mean by that is he wore the thanks. He wore the same
like kind of like work clothes every day. Yeah. It was like either
blue, gray, green, but they're all like the different shades of the
same. I'd wear the same thing every day. Yeah, but not like
this. I mean like my grandfather had a uniform. Like if he wore
short sleeves, it was noticeable. It was different about Grandpa. Yeah,
he were short sleeves, Danny, Oh okay, because you know you never
saw it like that. He always rolled up his sleeves. But yeah,
he drank wine all the time. And my sister and I had to discussion
be where she died was grandpaver Solder because I don't think so even when the
pastor would come over visit, I mean off from wine well, and the
pastor always said no. A lot of times pastors I can't speak for priest
saw Irish Catholic, I could drink you under a table man. I remember
going and seeing them hammered in beer garden at a festival they were having on
the church grounds and stuff. It's bad stuff, all right. So get
a text and I'll just surmise you here at and you can call her text
the show. And somebody did write me the other day going can you open
up the phone lines? What I might start doing is putting out topics that
we'll talk about and what time and put the phone open. But the number
is five A five two of six eighty eight sixty six. This person basically
says, I visited my daughter at college a couple of weekends ago and met
a few of her friends. Shortly after that, one of them hit me
up on Facebook. I can see that. Oh, so I added her
number one mistake, dum dumb fuck, do not do that. I'm sorry,
bad, but that's what you are. And I didn't think much of
it beyond that. Since then, she's been liking and interacting with my post
dm dming little notes and asking about my hobbies and experiences, and it all
started to make me feel a little more than just a intimate conversation. I'm
well into my forties. Is it really possible this twenty year old girl is
interested? Or is she just messing with me? I don't know. There's
I don't know. I don't know either. I'll tell you what I'll Yeah,
it's flattering. I would say that's a flattering thing if you're the hat
hot daddy. I'm hearing more and more stories about people that's how young,
younger younger. One of stories about younger women who don't want to date men
their age because they don't have money, but they'll date older, divorce older,
and then like then go for what they think is their their age group.
Now I'm not saying it's like one hundred percent of the time, might
be very older and then divorce that guy. Yeah why marry him just they
chase old? Now, Yeah, but I mean that that's a thing.
Yeah, this is a divorced guy. By the way, I went to
visit his daughter. Then, hey, mister Rogers, I'm gonna be in
your neighborhood this week. I'd be that way. I got to tell you,
like that would be very strange if I was over at Jordan's college and
one of the chicks started hitting up me Roberts. Where where Roberts were Robert
Roberts Wesley where the motto is ring before spring? She went there. Yeah,
she's on my person graduated single. I don't know my kids it's gonna
graduate single, but I don't see it. But he's on the track team
and stuff. So maybe maybe it's a little different, maybe a little more.
All the local all the local area churches that have private schools their kids
all send their kids to Roberts. So they're all like ingrained to like get
married early if you want to if you want to play Patty get married first.
Well that was kind of the same thing with it was the Bible Mormons
and by you had married dorms. I never even knew Oral Roberts had separate
sidewalks for men and women. It's a very strange name to have for your
collage. That would be a bad one. But this dude, man holy
cal like he wants to put the He must have really oppressed them. Like
I'll tell you what I I was disgusting and perverted and horrible in college.
I did a lot of dumb things and I'm still find entertaining. I'm not
proud of him, but I had a good time. But when like this
kid Fingers, his mom would come up and she was say that again.
I called him fingers because he had the fingers I had ever seen the way
you said that. Go back and listen to the to the kid fingers,
this kid's fingers. Yeah, this kid's fingers. That's true. It does
sound like this kid that I called fingers. And now he's a I think
he's a doctor. Uh yeah, that makes sense. But he had the
longest fingers on a hand i'd ever seen. There were long, thin like
he narrow hands, the long I used to call him fingers, and his
mom was smoking hot, and I think single. Now I think about it,
I think she was single, but she was getting married to a mayor
of a town in Florida, like some upscales still learn in Florida. I
think she did marry him, but she was stunning, like just like you
know. It was one of those momsh went, moms don't look like that,
you know what I mean. Moms are supping like that, And that
was the one that Beth. What would you think in college if you heard
about a guy who would go run in after your mom was visiting, pick
up the couch cushion and sniff it and go, oh no, your mom
was here, you're looking at him. I used to do that to this
kid all the time, to drive him nuts. But his mom was like
stunning. Now if his mom like hit on me and I was old enough
and I was a little more self aware, that would have been cool,
because I got hit on in the deli by chick. I told you that
story. She said. I was wearing one of these like rayon shirts in
the night right, and at the time I used to I never wanted to
be home. I was at the community college. I could not live in
my I was nineteen, I hated or eighteen and I so all I would
do was go school, stay on campus, do all my homework, go
to the gym, work out, and then go work at the deli.
And then eventually I got into the radio station. So I was all always
out, but not hanging out with friends because I didn't want to the kids
that were going to the Corenity college I didn't want to hang out with necessarily.
So this one woman said to me at one point when I'm caught,
I was slicing her meat, and I said, She said to me,
are you a swimmer? And I said no, So he goes, oh,
your back is like that, and I went, well, I lift
weights. I would love to know all the kids you had names for what
they called you behind your back. Oh, I would too, asshole.
So I don't know. So this I'll never forget. Like this guy Bob
I worked with, he was a bigger ball buster than me. At the
deli. He is fucking taking pieces of bologna that somebody had cut. And
then they decided they didn't want that boloney. They didn't want they wanted the
all beef, not this one. So Bob opens it up and he's just
whipping. He's stuck down and he's whipping bologne at my legs and I'm looking
and he's going, what are you doing? And he's laughing at me,
going he just fucking killing me, and it killed the mojo. Who knows.
I could have been lucky. I could have hadn't experienced but the frosted
flakes are that way. He's like thirty five. Who knew at the time
that was ancient to me? It was like twenty so, uh, nineteen
eighteen. You remember, my friend Brad Davies did a show here in Rochester
for years, moved down to Houston, Texas. So I run in so
Brad and I go to a Syracuse basketball game because my mom's going to be
there. And when his mom walked in, we're I'm like, oh my
gosh, that's your mom. Because she was a very attractive woman. She
goes, you won't believe what just happened to me. Now, I didn't
know who this guy was because he hadn't moved his cars into Rochester her at
this point, this is like two thousand and three, grabbed her ass.
What at the game. Stop it. She goes huge, grabbed my ass.
Wow, her ass was huge, perfect time. It's beautiful, It's
huge, Syracuse true. Wow, she was kind of hot. Good look
a lady. Speaking of that, and we'll close it out with this,
I said that I think they have a completely different view of sex in Europe
than they than we do here. And I remember having European neighbors and the
girls would always the mother one time, because we would have these rotating parties
in the neighborhood. Every Friday night we get together at somebody else's house and
so the lacquerorud be flowing and all this, And she said, oh yeah,
the girls always remind me mom when we go to the beach in America,
you gotta keep your right because but it's just not a big deal.
And I remember my brother telling me that some girl had hit on him and
he goes and he turned her down. He go and I went, you
turned her down. He's like, yeah, he goes, how many times
in life are you going to get to turn a woman down? Your brother
thinks about stuff. Yeah, he just veryl But he said that this this
girl, she had a boyfriend that had been at the campus. She was
from Italy. They were in England studying at Cambridge, and she said to
him, you know, wanted to get together and basically that it would to
think of it as mutual masturbation, like we're helping each other. And I
go, I wonder if that is sort of the thing. Well, I
don't know if anybody's seen this, but it's been all over TikTok, and
I did see it in a I might have seen the TikTok reposted on another
social platform. But this is a woman who's seventy years old and she at
one point in her life or maybe even currently now is an escort. So
they asked her what her body count is, meaning how many people has she
slept with? And here's her answer, what's your body count? Like how
many people have he had sexual That was that was the first thought that came
to mind. This woman is seventy and she looks it. It's probably about
one thousand. It's pretty good. It's a lot, because I saw several
hundred when I was swinging. When I was swinging, because we did it
on a regular basis, and when I go away touring, which is basically
to go to a town somewhere in the country and then have clients. I
probably would have two or three a day, but then some of them will
repeat, you know, So it's like how many times or how many different
people are here? So the question on her body counting is a lot does
help a lot? Does it? Does the same person only count once?
I could have sex with somebody a hundred times or five hundred times or a
thousand times, but do they only count for one or do they count for
one thousands? She's counting them as one, So she's saying she's had a
thousand different parts, yes, in her life. And for STDs, well
maybe maybe not. I've always wondered about that because will Chamberlain or the guys
from kiss like you never like they're still well, it's dead, but he
didn't dive at STD or anything like that. I mean, I kind of
wonder, like what they like the stones, if they have side. I
don't know that you'd imagine they can't kill Keith Richards. I don't. I
have no idea. But the thing that I thought when I heard this is
I think a lot of us have always been taught and some morality issues with
sex or around sex, right that they have it, you wait till you're
married. The byproduct potentially could be a child. You may not be equipped
in your life to handle that. So Britney spears, yeah, situation no,
right, but I mean we could go. But you can go back
and forth on adoption and abortion. And I think a lot for a lot
of young women who were scared and had parents and families that they didn't want
to know about things, went and secretly had an abortion and okay, and
maybe two lives weren't ruined, I don't know, or altered to the point
of where it would have been more difficult. And then people who gave them
up for adoption gave it I think as a wonderful gift to somebody who maybe
probably you know, couldn't have children in their own not to either way,
but I just think that there are such moral stuff that there are ways to
have sex just simply for the pleasure of having sex, And clearly this lady
did that, and I'm not so sure anymore if that's as morally a bad
thing as we used to think, or or let me rephrase that, as
I was brought up to kind of see it. That's all. I don't
know. I don't know. I don't know the answ because sometimes people have
a lot of feelings connected with it. You can find yourself in sticky situations
literally well but I mean but I mean, like with somebody who's clinging on
that, you know what I mean. Or uh, well, there's a
song by the band Mixed Love and Sex. Well, there's a song by
the band Live call All Over You, and it's about falling in love with
a prostitute, you know, and like he's into like he's in love with
the girl and she's like, yeah, just pay me, you get out
of here. See. I know. I would love to interview that woman
and to ask her about her feelings about sex because it is intimate, but
to her it almost sounds like if she had three different clients a day out
in the country, you know, and and there is something about the human
connection. There are benefits to sex, like because a lot of people say,
well, I could get the same benefits from that are beneficial to the
body for having sex by masturbating, And some people say, well, no,
no, that's that human touch. It's the human thing. But it's
more with somebody you're in love with, or does it or could it be
any you know Rando I picked up at a bar. Jordan Peterson and Andrew
Huberman have both talked. They're both like psychologists, and and uh Huberman is
a professor over at Stanford. They've talked about how sex is earned. You're
pursuing somebody, even if you pay for it, it's earned, whereas Mahon
is, you don't do anything to earn that. So you're racing like that
because I don't like talking like that masturbation okay, So in other words,
why don't you like talking about it? I just just see that's the weird
stuff around sex in this country. And I'm getting there, I'm going there,
and he's like, if you raise your dopamine your dad walking and go
down? Are you? Are you hacked in your diamond? Was my dad
you carry? No? But you just said, yeah, I know,
I know that. I know that. But no, he didn't. Although
one time, what time I'm in the shower, Yeah, and I like
take a long shower, it's relaxing, and he goes, what are you
doing there? You because I go, well, I tell you this shower
it takes an awful lot of time, like to watch that little body of
yours. We're on well water so we couldn't waste water. So he gets
because I think, are you doing something? I think you're done. I'm
like, no, Dad, but do swear. But the idea of masturbation
in pornography is that you're raising your dopamine levels to unrealistic levels, so that
all of a sudden, when your dopamine comes down, it crashes. So
the only thing that's going to get back to where it was is by masturbating
over and over again. It's a false It's like empty calorie dopamine. It's
like using your phone. It's unearned, whereas sex is actually earned. You're
desired, you've chased somebody, they're pursuing you. It's different. It feels
better because you actually earned it. You didn't like just you'll get it cheaply.
Right in this woman's case, put it in perspective. What if she
were your grandmother or your aunt or your mother. How would you feel about
it then? Because if I if that were my mom. Life life lessons
with Dan right there? Life lessons you don't know. I don't know because
here's why, here's what I would say. Just because the person may have
done that sort of thing doesn't make them a bad person, and I could
still be very loving to me the side. Look, I don't know what
kind of slut my grandmother was. She could have been awful, but she
was loving to me, do you know what I'm saying. And so that's
the only thing that I knew. And I'm sure she didn't talk about the
thousands. Now now that she is, I would want to know how she
perceived sex. And how about that? That's a valid question. What does
your family think? You know, now that you've said it on TikTok,
what do you think? Because I think the initial thing for a lot of
people, Oh, good for her. Hey, there's power, right,
that's a woman owning her own power. That's what we tell women to do.
That there's a woman who did that Before it was a popular phrase.
I think that lady would have been looked down upon. Right on the flip
side, a guy who doesn't, oh what a stud you know saying it's
a double stand and it's not. Sometimes or they're called womanizers or or a
player, pig or the rest of us all go. The stigma of being
a player or a creep or a womanizer is not as bad, well it
used to be, not as bad as being known as a slut or or
I wouldn't stiff his cushion. But that's for his fingers. I'm kidding,
Billy, Well, you had that roommates or that puddy in college. Whole
season tickets are going to pay for themselves, doctor fingers. We will.
We'll close it out, and we'll close it out with the Stone Song,
the first one they released from Hangy Diamonds. I want to download this tomorrow.
Danny, He's angry, angry, earlier angry. I do love this
the Bills talking Danny and Twitter and Josh Allen. Hey, when we get
to when we get to January and the season ends, then what we're gonna
talk about a lot of things. Oh, we're gonna go back to the
same freaking cycle, just the last year for the Bills yet. So yeah,
by way, we're coming up on a year, man, Yeah we
are. December fifth is when this uh all started. He'll do anything,
man, do a right from the table for the one here Bill a paloozer.
He keeps pushing it to go back to the one works out at the
table so I can take my shoes off. I it began. You didn't
have to I never I took my shoes. I don't know, but I
didn't ask. I know, all right, grit to stop saying to finish
the launcher. Get Hackney Diamonds, Get Hackney Diamonds, and uh have a
great weekend. Go Buffalo. We'll see him. I get back because I
care. I get mad because I care. What a parent is That what
your dad said, Go Pats. That's why I love you. I hit
you because I care, Daddy, That's all I know. Don't get angry
with me. Don't