1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,160 So Culver goes up to the bridge. Next, Culver is sick of Juel 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:08,039 putting his lack of work ethic on a magnifying glass. That's not how magnifying 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:28,600 glasses work, and that's not how that sentence works. Hi, Hello, 4 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:32,759 and welcome aboard another brands packing new episode of another Belowdecked podcast. My name 5 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:36,679 is Dylan. I'm signing up next to one Patrick permission to come aboard? 6 00:00:36,799 --> 00:00:40,920 Granted? What's up? We should we do some PSAs? Yeah? All 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,200 right, so you're right, Dylan. We should never over promise an underdeliver. 8 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:49,280 We're supposed to have a c rat interview that's gonna help us recap sea 9 00:00:49,439 --> 00:00:52,560 a season one episode, and you never know if they're going to show up 10 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:55,200 or not. So I don't know if I should promote that, but we're 11 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:59,000 hoping that, fingers crossed we pull it off episode five. We're gonna drop 12 00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:03,600 that on Patreon, with or without Adrian from season one, who said we're 13 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:07,480 covering season one of Below deck it's a great season. It was back back 14 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:15,319 in the days when uh I was It's like watching a Burt No. I 15 00:01:15,359 --> 00:01:18,239 don't even like Bert Reynolds. Yeah, but he made different kind of movies 16 00:01:18,239 --> 00:01:19,680 in the seventies eighties, it couldn't be made today. Is that the point 17 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:25,040 you were trying to make kind of like loosely had this add thing go to 18 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,719 like Boogie Knights because of the theme of the dinner on the first episode, 19 00:01:29,359 --> 00:01:33,400 and how like he was from an era before this and he has to show 20 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:36,120 Dirk Tiggler like what it's like to use your cock the right way. So 21 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,319 the point were you making the point that the actor Burt Reynolds, even though 22 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:42,840 he took the job for Boogie Knights, he hated that movie and was mad 23 00:01:42,879 --> 00:01:44,840 that he took the part because it was about porn. He thought it was 24 00:01:44,879 --> 00:01:49,120 inappropriate. No I'm talking. I'm saying, like the below deck of your 25 00:01:49,599 --> 00:01:53,959 is like the stuff that Burt Reynolds worked on in that movie. It's from 26 00:01:53,959 --> 00:01:57,879 another time. It's from another time, from another time. It definitely is 27 00:01:57,959 --> 00:02:04,200 crazy stuff. Looked proof proof, proof, proof of concept. They try 28 00:02:04,239 --> 00:02:07,919 to delete an episode of from the Cannon that we recapped, but via Facebook. 29 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:14,560 Unfortunately for them, there was a man or woman who found the footage, 30 00:02:14,879 --> 00:02:19,319 cut it in half and put it on Facebook with I think a plug 31 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:23,680 for their landscaping business. At the bottom of the I'm gonna use them to 32 00:02:23,759 --> 00:02:28,319 thank them for digging up that episode that Bravo tried to bury. My point 33 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,000 is and Dylan I are trying to make this You're a missing out. If 34 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:35,960 you're not on Patreon for five bucks hearing us recap Season one, you're missing 35 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:42,120 out big, big time. So, man, this episode is crazy. 36 00:02:42,199 --> 00:02:46,159 Yeah. Uh, well, when someone dies on a TV show, I 37 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:51,080 mean, that's that's something. Man. They don't even really show that, 38 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:57,360 like on true crime stuff. They show it in like historical what do you 39 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:00,639 call that when people dress up like Puritans and go out into fields and churn 40 00:03:00,759 --> 00:03:04,560 butter and stuff. Reenact reenactments. Yeah, when they do reenactments of like 41 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:08,199 I don't know, like Hannibal versus The Romans and stuff like that, you 42 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:13,479 see people die, but really that's just for educational purposes. But outside of 43 00:03:13,479 --> 00:03:15,479 that, you don't really see that. Well maybe on like HBO programming. 44 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,560 We used to have to go to kind of like a lot of TV you 45 00:03:17,599 --> 00:03:21,639 see people die, actually, but we saw it tonight on Belowdeck. You 46 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:23,400 know, those reenactments, they're so fucking lame. I remember, even being 47 00:03:23,439 --> 00:03:28,199 in the first grade, they used to drag us out to this Amish community 48 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,800 called Sturbage Village, Oh famous every year and then some old bag with hair 49 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:36,000 on our chin would show us how to churn butter. I'd be like, 50 00:03:36,039 --> 00:03:38,400 this is lame. You'd see two guys with long beards to talk about her 51 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:44,240 like that. God damn it, man, She's not a fucking carnival act. 52 00:03:44,639 --> 00:03:47,400 She's just a woman with a beard who knows how to make extremely good 53 00:03:47,439 --> 00:03:52,000 butter. We can't get butter like that, not the butter that she makes. 54 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,639 This isn't Land of Lakes. Well anyway, I thought it was lame. 55 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,360 Yeah, and it's so sad to see how proud they are of it. 56 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:03,000 You know, they're like, oh, we make great candles out of 57 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,240 talent. It's like, oh god, it smells. Hey, how about 58 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:09,120 the Civil War reenactments? You know, like you meet one of those guys, 59 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,759 Hey, what are you doing? I'm Civil War react. We're gonna 60 00:04:11,759 --> 00:04:15,199 do the Battle of Gettysburg. I'm like, oh cool, what side are 61 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:19,040 you playing? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, oh really right, Oh you're 62 00:04:19,079 --> 00:04:27,120 into that. I'm gonna use the restroom and not find my way back here 63 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:33,800 to Did you get a sign aside or no? I'm from Virginia? Okay, 64 00:04:35,439 --> 00:04:40,480 all right, we have to get into the episode. Yes, pots, 65 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:45,160 pots, I'll go, Okay, boring episode. Yeah, it wasn't 66 00:04:45,199 --> 00:04:47,839 that good. What am I talking about? That's it? Yeah? Okay, 67 00:04:47,879 --> 00:04:51,399 maybe the episode doesn't deserve any better than that. Okay. Yeah, 68 00:04:51,519 --> 00:04:57,000 So someone I think dies or maybe dies or something. Yeah, it was 69 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,439 confusing. I didn't know if he was choking or if he was having a 70 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:08,399 seizure because that thin kind of brain alarm system dribble comes out, you know, 71 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:12,319 and that's always a really scary sight to see. Can I say that 72 00:05:12,399 --> 00:05:17,240 there was a glass half full situation here? Though? This man dying was 73 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:19,800 not as a result of a sea rat, thank god, you know, 74 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:24,199 because they're always trying to kill people. I don't know the berness she put 75 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:29,680 on that was a little globular. I think that that had something in it 76 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:33,120 that maybe you know, it's like cilantro, it's just a genetic kind of 77 00:05:33,199 --> 00:05:40,879 gamble. But perhaps she took the milk solids too far and that can cause 78 00:05:40,959 --> 00:05:45,519 people to go into epileptic fits. So I do blame Serena for his death. 79 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:48,920 YEA beautiful little dish though. Huh Yeah, Well, all right, 80 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:53,600 decent episode. I guess we'll just get it all. There's a preference sheet 81 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,560 meeting. We let Kaylin. Oh dude, you know I was. I 82 00:05:56,639 --> 00:06:00,720 was making that. As as they sat down for that, I was like, 83 00:06:00,879 --> 00:06:04,399 Klin's probably gonna gun out of here early because he's gonna go smoke pot 84 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:11,399 in his car out of a diet coke, can you know? And I 85 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:15,160 was like, you should jot down what's going on at this preference sheet meeting. 86 00:06:15,399 --> 00:06:20,360 But the issue was I had just smoked pot, so I forgot. 87 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:28,920 So Jason is still pissed. He's preoccupiedly with the whole Adam almost killing everybody 88 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:32,279 thing. I think he's having an overreaction. Quite honestly, he's seen what 89 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:36,560 Adam did take out a crew member in the Philippines. Again, a very 90 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:42,439 revisionous history way to talk about this. You can say that you killed somebody 91 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:45,319 by making this kind of mistake. It was a hard lesson to learn. 92 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:48,480 Everybody will forgive you because of your eyes and your hot, thick, fucking 93 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:54,720 ass of a body. So just be real with us, man, You 94 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,120 know what I mean. All I want is for people to be real. 95 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,959 That's it, dude. Once you're on this, we'll forgive you. Yeah. 96 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,839 So they're trying to weigh who's going to be fired, right, But 97 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:08,759 I think we all kind of in our hearts knew, despite we all want 98 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,759 someone else to go. Culver spends too much time trying to find blenders to 99 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,839 make smoothies. But Adam did nearly kill a bunch of people. I've made 100 00:07:16,879 --> 00:07:20,360 my decision. They're great white sharks in Australia and they go for your balls 101 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:25,680 first. And Adam could have had a bunch of people in the drink, 102 00:07:25,759 --> 00:07:29,920 and you know, you want to be able to, you know, have 103 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,720 your balls. So Adam's got to go. Sharks eat your balls first. 104 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:43,680 Oh no, that's chimpanzees anyway. Have you ever seen a chimpanzee without hair? 105 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:49,360 No? Do they look like humans? No? They look like little, 106 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:57,240 tiny, fucking death monsters. They're so horrible. God, I feel 107 00:07:57,279 --> 00:08:00,279 as similar. I know Jane Goodall did all that work, but I think 108 00:08:00,519 --> 00:08:03,680 we should just fucking get rid of all of them. I mean, oh 109 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:09,600 my god, you they rip little spider monkeys in half and they get off 110 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:11,839 on it. They come. Did you watch that doc that everyone? No? 111 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:15,160 No, I refuse to watch it. Yeah, because they show that 112 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:18,480 I heard in that thing. It would be interesting if you did shave a 113 00:08:18,480 --> 00:08:22,079 monkey down and put a Yankees cap on him, let him walk around Times 114 00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:28,279 Square. Yeah, he'd fucking Garrett, he would, Garrett, Garrett. 115 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:33,679 People are screaming because they're fucking orbital bones are getting broken, and there's somebody 116 00:08:33,879 --> 00:08:41,480 just going Garrett. That's how Keem treated Culver his entire life. Garrett stopped. 117 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:48,159 That is that his mother? Oh? Yeah, well anyway, hot 118 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:50,720 Pants, yeah, he admits to Well, no, he doesn't admit. 119 00:08:50,799 --> 00:08:54,639 Have you seen Nope? Yeah, I hated it terrible. First half was 120 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:58,559 good, but he didn't stick the landing. It's got to go somewhere, 121 00:08:58,639 --> 00:09:03,519 right, it goes nowhere. I'll still see his next film. Yeah, 122 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:07,799 me too. Anyway, the guests apart hot Pants and j W chat He's 123 00:09:07,879 --> 00:09:11,360 honest. Adam's getting the axe and he'll chat with He'll also chat with Culver. 124 00:09:13,159 --> 00:09:18,159 Oh yeah, I can't wait to get to Culver's reaction. The Joe 125 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,600 I was called up for the bridge. He has received attacks. I'll see 126 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:24,600 you tomorrow. So unfortunately, Adam is going to be heading out. We 127 00:09:24,679 --> 00:09:26,919 have to get to the tip meeting before the firing. Pat take it away, 128 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:31,360 all right. So some c rats always feel like they need to clear 129 00:09:31,399 --> 00:09:33,600 this up. There is no such thing in the real yachting world as a 130 00:09:33,639 --> 00:09:37,759 two day charter, so it's hard to gauge these people on them being cheaper. 131 00:09:37,879 --> 00:09:43,159 Not right, it's it's fifteen grand. That's basically twelve hundred each. 132 00:09:46,279 --> 00:09:48,960 But it's yeah, it's a you know, if you're staying on a yacht 133 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:52,440 for a week, you'd expect it to be something like forty grand or whatever. 134 00:09:52,519 --> 00:09:58,200 So yeah, it's pro rated. If you can turn I don't know, 135 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:01,960 listen first see rat if you can turn a couple of charters, if 136 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,519 you can get consistent work, make one hundred and fifty grand a year. 137 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,759 You know, it's it's good money because these people are rudderless. They're out, 138 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:16,200 you know, they need not refy anything. You know, all they 139 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:20,559 have to do is drink and fuck people. You know. May I continue 140 00:10:20,559 --> 00:10:24,639 with this tip meeting because something interesting took place here. Now just remind the 141 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:26,840 audience. Adam had not been given the acts yet, so he's sitting through 142 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:31,279 this tip meeting and Kermit gets the helmet. I love that you brought that 143 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:35,440 up, because my God, would an insult to injury it would be to 144 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:37,919 give him that helmet and then fire him. Imagine him with the helmet on, 145 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:46,279 right, gotta fire you mate. You nearly killed everyone, Adam right 146 00:10:46,399 --> 00:10:50,840 here. Why did you give me this helmet? Well, because you almost 147 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:54,879 killed everybody. And yeah, you know so rules of rules. You know 148 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,200 you got to wear that disco mirror helmet. You almost fucking killed everybody. 149 00:10:58,279 --> 00:11:01,159 Yeah, you gotta get out of here, Get out of here. And 150 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,960 while you're packing, please do not take the helmet off, because I need 151 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:09,519 to impress upon you that this is a gray there. So rules are rules, 152 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:13,399 rules are rules. Have fun though, have fun. So then Captain 153 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,320 hot Pat's after the cash is out there, he says, hey, Adam, 154 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,240 watch a stick around. Yeah, yeah, and yeah, Adam is 155 00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:22,279 a class act through this fire. He really is. He's such a good 156 00:11:22,279 --> 00:11:26,200 guy man, he tells Harry, and Harry's reaction is just the cutest. 157 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:31,799 Harry is just such a cute human being. Adam is, like you said, 158 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:35,960 just a sweetheart about the entire thing. And then we get to blockhead 159 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:39,120 fuck face. Culver is told that he is on thin ice, and his 160 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:46,720 response is to laugh at the notion that he would be fired because he is 161 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:56,720 infallibly wonderful, infallibly wonderful. You know, the guy cannot put a foot 162 00:11:56,080 --> 00:12:01,200 wrong, And like we said, like being lazy is fine, but being 163 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:09,639 confident about your laziness is a different level of asshole. Fourth wall. This 164 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:13,320 is the sophomore slump of Sea Rats. You come on here. You've been 165 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:18,279 on Instagram getting dm by girls from all over the world saying they would want 166 00:12:18,279 --> 00:12:22,600 to blow you or whatever you're showing up here, and you just start misusing 167 00:12:22,639 --> 00:12:26,639 your nonpower. This is very similar to what we talked about with Gary King, 168 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:31,879 who skirted under the radar first season. Second season, we were like, 169 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:37,480 oh, whoa this guy's and then he had his sophomore slump in the 170 00:12:37,559 --> 00:12:43,559 third season where he was an absolute monster, and now he should be I've 171 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:46,519 tried and kicked off the show. I don't think he's gonna see a fourth 172 00:12:46,519 --> 00:12:50,440 season. Yeah, let's say that. But Culvert benefited from the same thing 173 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:56,639 in that the first season he was on, he had a screen being run 174 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:05,600 for how awful he was in Jamie, that captain who was either a deep 175 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:11,919 deep misogynists or a angry closeted homosexual because he was you remember that we had 176 00:13:11,919 --> 00:13:15,559 the whole bitch gate. They called him bitch and he just flipped the funk 177 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:20,000 out. So next to his Mount everest awfulness, Culver was fine. Right, 178 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:24,879 But by the way, can I just very briefly address the Gary King 179 00:13:24,919 --> 00:13:26,480 thing, because one thing came out of that, obviously, the allegations. 180 00:13:26,799 --> 00:13:30,879 I want to say this about where are we talking about that on Patreon? 181 00:13:31,559 --> 00:13:33,320 I guess we could well, no, no, no, we talked about 182 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:39,320 it on We have not addressed the Gary King allegations. A crew member from 183 00:13:39,559 --> 00:13:43,240 Bravo that was her job was two things, kind of helping out when they 184 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:48,480 were doing before they get on the boat. They're actually in isolation because right 185 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,960 and you know, we've all read the allegations, guys, and my issue 186 00:13:56,279 --> 00:14:01,279 is the allegations are there, someone reported it and then they fucking throw him 187 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:05,000 on a boat the next day. Yep, he should have been held from 188 00:14:05,039 --> 00:14:09,519 being on that season until they figured this out. I haven't fully flushed out 189 00:14:09,559 --> 00:14:11,960 all because I you know, you read things, and I'm not sure if 190 00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:15,559 I gotta read more. But all I can say is, based on what 191 00:14:15,639 --> 00:14:18,279 I read in the allegations, he should not have seen that season. That 192 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:22,759 pillow should have kept giving him COVID for a while. If he grabbed a 193 00:14:22,799 --> 00:14:28,480 woman. A producer twice pulled her into his room I think barricaded her from 194 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:35,360 leaving. Wow, Jesus Christ, and let him get on that boat. 195 00:14:35,879 --> 00:14:39,720 I've blown away, blown away. Bravo needs to fucking or the people that 196 00:14:39,799 --> 00:14:46,480 work on this show need to be careful because it's really really coming into its 197 00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:50,759 own. I think the show is better than ever. It's the season after 198 00:14:50,799 --> 00:14:54,360 season have been good because we've been watching the show for a while and it 199 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:58,919 has gotten It was really getting stale two years ago. It was we were 200 00:14:58,919 --> 00:15:01,559 getting towards the end of the seas seasons like this is not good, not 201 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:05,759 good, and now it's definitely holding a nation spellbound. But you have to 202 00:15:05,759 --> 00:15:09,879 treat these things, and they did with the whole Luke thing, yes, 203 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:16,000 but there have been so many instances of them not handling this ship well. 204 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:20,240 And all you have to do is just handle it well and people will not 205 00:15:20,679 --> 00:15:24,399 hate. And the way you would have handled this well because obviously there's an 206 00:15:24,399 --> 00:15:28,360 accusation and then we need to suss it out. One day of just and 207 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:33,480 by the way, this particular victim went twice to speak to people immediately, 208 00:15:33,679 --> 00:15:37,799 and this idiot, you still let this fucking idiot, get back on that 209 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:41,679 boat the next and what who are we dealing with? Here? Are we 210 00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:48,360 dealing with fucking Prince Andrew or something like? It's a fucking seawrection. No 211 00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:54,000 one sexual crime should be covered up, but obviously those fangletooth Brits are going 212 00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:56,799 to do it for their own. The Royals, I mean, I mean, 213 00:15:58,679 --> 00:16:02,080 any of you have bet teeth, but the Royals. Gary King is 214 00:16:03,159 --> 00:16:07,159 Gary. You just feel like you can get away with anything. It's just 215 00:16:07,279 --> 00:16:10,679 awesome. I'm sorry. I just felt like, like, why are they 216 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,360 not talking about we? Because we do a comedy show, and boy it's 217 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:18,039 been pretty fucking heavy and sometimes we just want to keep the hopefully the laughs 218 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,720 going. Which week kind of all right, well, let's get there. 219 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,720 Margo gets the second stud job. Jamay, private school girl, is not 220 00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:30,399 happy about it, but she's also quite supportive. She's she's again. She 221 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:41,840 is a she is kind of Middle Earth type spider character who is okay with 222 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:45,960 Margot getting this four now, but you know, if we've got a little 223 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,480 bit more, it's not going to be good. The news gets around the 224 00:16:48,519 --> 00:16:53,440 boat that bacon, egg and cheese has been fire and they are fucking blown 225 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,639 away by this, he almost fucking killed you. I like Adham. Now 226 00:16:56,759 --> 00:17:00,279 he's no longer angry at him, but he did all almost kill all of 227 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,799 you. I love him saying goodbye. It was so sweet. Oh, 228 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:11,839 especially when he was able to hug no less than three interior and you know 229 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:18,759 what, he kept it cool the entire time with with the women. He 230 00:17:18,759 --> 00:17:23,119 he was very, very principled in that decision. He was just like, 231 00:17:23,279 --> 00:17:30,039 I'm not going to hook up with people that I work with and to be 232 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,119 at that young of an age and have that kind of foresight. Now, 233 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,400 sure, you almost killed everybody, but it's still impressive. It is. 234 00:17:36,519 --> 00:17:40,039 It's cognitively impressive. It is. And by the way, I don't know 235 00:17:40,079 --> 00:17:44,720 if they call it was barely audible. But when Captain hot Pants saw him 236 00:17:44,839 --> 00:17:48,920 leaving and hugging the three girls, he said, glad he's gone that fucker. 237 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:52,200 Yeah, no more competition. Yeah yeah, it's a pretty competitive guy. 238 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:56,960 High he is such a competitive guy. Huh. So Culver goes up 239 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:00,359 to the bridge next. Culver is sick of jul putting his lack of work 240 00:18:00,359 --> 00:18:04,160 ethic on a magnifying glass. That's not how magnifying glasses work, and that's 241 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:11,839 not how that sentence works. You fucking I can't. I don't want to 242 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:15,599 do it anymore. I'm getting tired of myself. I get it. But 243 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:21,559 he is a potato, he's a spud, yes, and he does not 244 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:25,559 take criticism while he's pretty pissed about hot pan, saying he needs to focus 245 00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:30,160 more. Then we cut to Zarina and Jay Wow cozying up in that bunk 246 00:18:30,519 --> 00:18:33,400 and they were talking about the firing, and I'd say, typically get a 247 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,200 room, but technically they have one. It's bunk beds with a toilet with 248 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:41,200 shit in it four feet from their heads. Well not shit, just I 249 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:45,440 mean, technically it's a technicality, but it's it's just a little It's like 250 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:51,039 the beginnings of a Jackson Pollock painting. Little kind of sprits is of fecal 251 00:18:51,079 --> 00:18:55,160 battery, but it's not a full you know, Judge, I had sex 252 00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,519 in a laundry closet once, and people are knocking at the door at a 253 00:18:57,559 --> 00:19:03,720 party. Laundry closets are clean places, yeah, but it was there was 254 00:19:03,759 --> 00:19:07,519 dirty laundry around. I could smell someone's you know, dirty laundry. You 255 00:19:07,519 --> 00:19:11,960 know, what are you doing doing that? That's so it was hot, 256 00:19:12,279 --> 00:19:19,640 No way she came just because of the end. Like the laundry machine has 257 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,920 to be at the perfect height, you still can't get much, you know, 258 00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,960 downward pressure on anything she needs. You know what I mean. You're 259 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,680 just kind of recreating something you think is cool because you've seen it before, 260 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:37,440 not another team movie which would come out years later, right, you know, 261 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:44,240 Yeah, you're right. Shame on you. All right, So it's 262 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:48,200 time for the private you know, I apologize that the music is gone. 263 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:52,319 I want the music back. We'll talk to Kalen. You know, Pat 264 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:55,400 gets Kalen due to a lot of things. I'm I'm sitting here, Kalen. 265 00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,839 I'm like, hey, you gotta you gotta stand up to this guy. 266 00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:00,680 He's just telling you to do this. But I think Pat, you 267 00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:03,200 need to have a conversation with Gay. I'm getting to put the preference sheet 268 00:20:03,279 --> 00:20:06,319 music back in the show, all right. All right, so it is 269 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,640 time. Let's get to the preference sheet meeting. We just did that part 270 00:20:10,680 --> 00:20:12,119 of my notes, so let's not do that, all right. Let's get 271 00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:15,960 to the ball of snakes. We go out lots of Huggies. We've got 272 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,880 chihuah and Serena, We've got Harry and Margo. Well, Harry says he's 273 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:25,000 not going to hit on Margo tonight, not tonight. 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Okay, she's already telling him what to whar He is 310 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:07,680 annihilated by this girl in six days. Oh that's right. I don't like 311 00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:11,400 that shirt. And she was right. He looked like a I don't know, 312 00:23:11,559 --> 00:23:18,519 like a Land's End model, So she was right. But he concedes 313 00:23:18,559 --> 00:23:22,119 to her wishes very very quickly. She has him wrapped around her finger. 314 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:26,279 So we get to the Three Wolves Dragon Syrup Cocktails. This place is wow 315 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,559 fancy. You know, usually these sea rats are at places that up charge 316 00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:34,960 bottles of free jian A, but this place looks like they make a real 317 00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:41,279 meancraft cocktail. Yeah, looks nicer than normally a place of sea rats frequent 318 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,920 Culver and A should talk about how pitching about almost being fired. Yeah, 319 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,720 look who you're talking to. I hope that comes to bite him in the 320 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,519 ass it will. Culver gets back to the boat and because he's grumpy and 321 00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:57,759 drunk, he calls mommy. While this revolting scene is taking place, we 322 00:23:57,839 --> 00:24:03,279 have a magnificent on alongside it in Asia and Harry eating Ramen. Yes, 323 00:24:04,480 --> 00:24:10,839 this is the glue, and there's a lot of glue needed for this show, 324 00:24:11,319 --> 00:24:15,640 because after all, it is a haphazard, broken up puzzle of broken 325 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:25,279 people. But these moments really are helpful in solidifying a good crew. These 326 00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:30,240 two sucking down Ramen, laughing with each other. We've got Serena kind of 327 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:38,240 anthropomorphizing her vagina into this parasitic evil. These kinds of funny things are what 328 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,400 it's just so it's the silver lining of this sad, sad life of the 329 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,640 yachting industry, you know what I mean. But all that stuff's going on 330 00:24:47,759 --> 00:24:53,000 Wall Culver introduces Private school Girl to Face Time, and I'm just going to 331 00:24:53,079 --> 00:24:57,599 admit something. I have a very dark soul, little Patty. Occasionally, 332 00:24:57,680 --> 00:25:03,720 I'll share my dark As they were speaking with his mother, I wanted one 333 00:25:03,759 --> 00:25:07,240 of those sharks from Sharknado to fly down from fucking space because that's how the 334 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:08,799 final movie ended it, and fucking eat his head off in front of his 335 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,759 mother. Dude, I am so negative tonight. I don't know why that 336 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:18,000 scene made me want to throw up the way that it made me want to 337 00:25:18,039 --> 00:25:22,000 throw up, but it did. My wife and I were both looking on 338 00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:26,920 in horror at him coming out, you know who really manages things? And 339 00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:32,519 she sits down and they say hi to the mom, and it's just like, 340 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:37,279 God, you know what I thought more of Jim a private school girl. 341 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,680 Quite honestly. Yeah, she may be trying to punch her ticket, 342 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,920 thinking this is the next I don't know, wagon wheel. They'll hit your 343 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:52,480 load too, my god. In terms of like not being in a loving 344 00:25:52,519 --> 00:26:00,359 relationship, being in a transactionary relationship, there is some Saudi guy who would 345 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,160 be like, if you're my wife for five years, I'll give you a 346 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,400 one hundred and fifty billion dollars. That's the level of hot she is. 347 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:10,200 But she's with fucking spud. It's crazy, it is so can I say 348 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,359 how the night concludes? Yeah, j W leaves Ano. I think with 349 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,680 a blue labia, you know, because they have blue balls too. It's 350 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:21,279 a version of the testicles of blue labia. Because she's really hot. She's 351 00:26:21,319 --> 00:26:22,839 hot for him right here, and then I think the last shot of the 352 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:30,279 night is culver jerking off in his bunk. That's true. It's not the 353 00:26:30,279 --> 00:26:36,279 first time they showed a man finishing himself, pleasing himself. Do you know 354 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:38,039 of another time? Yeah? Yeah, there was another guy who's in the 355 00:26:38,039 --> 00:26:41,720 top bunk and he was whacking off and it was black and white, but 356 00:26:41,759 --> 00:26:47,920 you could clearly see it was pounding away at his pud. Yeah. And 357 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,240 why do you have to pound, you know, to all the guys out 358 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:53,240 there, you know, the pounding. I mean every once in a while, 359 00:26:53,279 --> 00:27:03,240 you know, sure, but make those special nights. Yeah, you 360 00:27:03,319 --> 00:27:07,720 know you wake up the next morning. Oh that was that was pretty hot. 361 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:15,480 But not all the time. What are we whenever it's bleeding? You 362 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:27,880 went too far, you know, I mean, definitely that too far. 363 00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:33,839 I mean we're not even on the same spectrum if that happens. Because, 364 00:27:33,839 --> 00:27:40,240 as Betty White said, I don't know why we say he's got balls, 365 00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:47,920 because balls are sensitive and fragile vaginas. They can take a beating. And 366 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,480 that's a beautiful, beautiful quote. Betty White said that from a beautiful woman 367 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:57,359 who is in fact older than slice bread. Oh she's Day's dead down though. 368 00:27:59,599 --> 00:28:03,839 All right, let's meet the new decade. His name is Luca. 369 00:28:03,279 --> 00:28:08,000 He looks like George Michael, but not on the sauce. Uh. Do 370 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:11,440 you know that fucker died at fifty three. That's young to me, George 371 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:15,519 Michael. Yeah, dying at fifty three, Yeah, quite young. It's 372 00:28:15,559 --> 00:28:19,519 a boozer blew out that ship out his liver. Yeah. Oh, anyway, 373 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,960 Luca looks like him. Yeah. We had some motherfucker, real beauty 374 00:28:25,039 --> 00:28:29,599 queen. This guy the tendrils of a stray bang hair coming down, my 375 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:36,640 god, angering but also beautiful. So their family, you know it. 376 00:28:37,319 --> 00:28:42,079 He fucked her sister, yeah, so thickst thieves at this point. He 377 00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:48,680 also banged Magna. Yeah, he also banged in Magma, if you have 378 00:28:48,799 --> 00:28:52,200 to remind the on and she's the one that sucked out a billion kilobites a 379 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:55,319 WiFi on her little stint on the show last season. Yeah, and like 380 00:28:55,519 --> 00:29:00,160 Culver was indignant about it, what do you want me to do? I 381 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:03,119 have to start to boyfriend. It could have been Luca. Could have been 382 00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:08,359 Luca. I have lost myself in my notes. No, no, no, 383 00:29:08,559 --> 00:29:12,359 I'm back. This whole hiring of Luca is meant to do a certain 384 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:18,799 thing. Yes, things is the Truman Show, like finally below deck has 385 00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:22,960 finally understood, Like you got a bunch of people sitting at a hotel and 386 00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:26,400 what do you call isolation or whatever, and they're like, okay, who 387 00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,519 did you just got fired? Oh, let's make this really fun. And 388 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:33,200 then they touched their fingers like this like an evil person, you know, 389 00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:36,079 yea, like, oh, I know it would work. Let's send a 390 00:29:36,119 --> 00:29:40,240 really good looking guy into ruined Culver's life. Yeah, you know that's a 391 00:29:40,359 --> 00:29:44,000 one I've never seen. Well, what's that the Truman Show? You never 392 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,640 saw it? Yeah, it's kind of sad and depressing and long. Yeah, 393 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,400 that's why I've always thought, like I should watch it, But I 394 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,160 also feel like it's kind of a bummer. Well, the premise is, 395 00:29:52,799 --> 00:29:56,160 uh, for the first time in history, a baby has been bought by 396 00:29:56,240 --> 00:30:02,200 a corporation. Oh wow, yeah, then Truman is raised. I always 397 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:03,559 wondered, like with The Truman Show. I know we all love babies, 398 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:07,200 you know, but the first three seasons of The Truman Show must have been 399 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:11,279 really boring because it's just a baby and a crib. What are you gonna 400 00:30:11,319 --> 00:30:12,839 tune in? Watch for twenty four hours a day. Yeah, yeah, 401 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:19,559 yeah, yeah, but people love babies. Babies, people love babies. 402 00:30:22,519 --> 00:30:26,319 They love them all right, So next thing that happens, Oh well, 403 00:30:26,319 --> 00:30:30,079 I want to talk about the motive behind this hiring. It is one to 404 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:34,759 prevent Adam from killing innocence too. It is meant to light a fire under 405 00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:41,839 Culver's ass issue. Culver is a stone man. There's nothing going on. 406 00:30:41,759 --> 00:30:45,720 So you could heat up a rock as much as you want, but the 407 00:30:45,799 --> 00:30:49,799 rock's not going to get a better work ethic, you know what I mean. 408 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:56,160 That's true. This is completely lost on Culver. Yeah, someone who 409 00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,799 knows how to do their job and they're not lazy, and they're better looking 410 00:31:00,839 --> 00:31:07,880 than you, which I would like to say. When Luca and Jamay meet 411 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:12,839 and we're gonna get to a meanwhile, I'm skipping ahead a little bit of 412 00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:18,359 and I apologize for that. But when they meet, it was brief, 413 00:31:18,599 --> 00:31:22,680 but it afforded us a glimpse into a more hopeful end to the season and 414 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:29,519 a very entertaining one. I ask Jamay, private school girl in the past, 415 00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:36,759 if you can hear me, please hook up with Luca. Oh my 416 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:42,880 god, would that be fucking unbelievable? Television to watch you change men, 417 00:31:44,039 --> 00:31:48,119 and to watch Culver have a downward spiral. He would spiral the way his 418 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,960 protein shake does each and every morning. It would be magnificent TV. But 419 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:56,400 we have to get to a Meanwhile, Meanwhile, Margot is on service. 420 00:31:56,519 --> 00:32:09,079 Luca's dad left him one of course, duh, duh. Okay. I 421 00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:15,160 also think he might be doing his step sister or something too. Yeah, 422 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,680 he was like, we can possibly we go out to brunch. I want 423 00:32:17,759 --> 00:32:22,680 you help each other with your context too. No, I think she's just 424 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:27,880 his sister. Okay. Harry and Luca bond over budgie smugglers. Harry, 425 00:32:28,079 --> 00:32:30,319 in a very very adorable scene, says he's the first, He's the perfect 426 00:32:31,119 --> 00:32:36,440 fit. He's such a dweep, And I say that lovingly. I'm a 427 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:44,119 dweep. You know. I'm ten hours into Balder's Gate. I got seven 428 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,039 hundred more to go, and I gotta tell you, Pat, I am 429 00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:52,519 just beside myself because I've got this fucking thing going on at Emerald Grove. 430 00:32:52,599 --> 00:32:55,640 The Druids want the tee Flings out. The te flings are gonna get slaughtered 431 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:59,839 if they go out into the trade routes. There are goblins teaming everywhere. 432 00:33:00,359 --> 00:33:04,599 I don't know who to fucking help right now. They want me to manipulate 433 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:09,839 this drought. How she's a fucking wizard. Losing your fucking mind, I 434 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:15,480 know. So anyways, I'm a dweep too, Jamie and Luca Meat, 435 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,680 did guests arrive yet? Because it's seven dudes? Did the guests arrive yet? 436 00:33:19,680 --> 00:33:22,720 In your notes where yeah, yeah, the guests arrived here. There 437 00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:25,319 are a lot of meanwhiles. But I want to really quickly talk about the 438 00:33:25,319 --> 00:33:31,960 bloody Mary's that are served. Okay, have you noticed my obsession with ice? 439 00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:37,079 Not really, because my wife has an obsession with ice. That's very 440 00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:40,599 annoying. What is her obsession with ice? Everything? Every drink needs to 441 00:33:40,599 --> 00:33:45,559 be super iced up, especially when we go to a restaurant and she'll ask 442 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,240 for a side cart of ice. And I'm always annoyed by that. I'm 443 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,640 not sure why. Oh, and then we bought a very expensive refrigerator, 444 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,480 and she didn't buy one where you can just put your cup up to the 445 00:33:55,519 --> 00:34:00,240 refrigerator and then just have ice just pop in. What we bought an expensive 446 00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,240 one where it makes ice but it lands at the bottom. I know, 447 00:34:02,319 --> 00:34:06,319 this is like, oh, oh, one of those okay, got it, 448 00:34:06,400 --> 00:34:08,320 but very annoying, very annoying, right, right, right, And 449 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:12,840 she used to dispatch me because she likes a particular type of ice to go 450 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:17,199 to a grocery store and buy bag dice for Okay, So me and Hurry 451 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:22,920 are kindred spirits in this because I am very, very particular about ice. 452 00:34:22,559 --> 00:34:29,960 The ice that was in these Bloody Mary's is foggy and impure, and it 453 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,880 it melts too quickly, it melts at the wrong time. It's aesthetically disgusting. 454 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:37,239 And this is the kind of ice that the sea rats are using for 455 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,960 these people who are on vacation. When you're on vacation, I expect filtered, 456 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,760 clear, pure ice, and it's I refuse to drink a cocktail without 457 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:50,480 it. And I'm a freak because I'll go to people's houses and I'll bring 458 00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:53,480 my own ice. I can't. I can't trust that you and it doesn't 459 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,599 have to people's homes that I know they have they have good ice or bad 460 00:34:57,599 --> 00:35:00,920 ice, fairy or ice, yeah, and fair rice. I just bring 461 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:02,920 a bag of ice. If we're drinking cocktails, I'm gonna bring a bag 462 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:07,039 of ice because I just cannot do this foggy stuff. I just get to 463 00:35:07,119 --> 00:35:10,360 it, So let's move on. Serena gets the food prepped, including the 464 00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:22,639 beautiful dish that will almost claimed Josh's life. I did pass over just this 465 00:35:22,679 --> 00:35:30,079 thing with Asha and her sister. They Asia is such an unbelievable person and 466 00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:34,360 she is that way. I don't bring up Culver again, and who knows 467 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:37,280 what Culver has been through, but Asia has seen, an experienced and been 468 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:44,719 through so much of life, so much life, you know, and and 469 00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:47,840 that's why she's the way she is, you know she is. She's a 470 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,800 tough cookie. Asha, by the way, so they note in this episode 471 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:55,440 she has six siblings or maybe she's one of six siblings sorry, two boys, 472 00:35:55,519 --> 00:36:00,519 four girls, one of her brother's passed passed away, and family and 473 00:36:00,599 --> 00:36:04,280 doored. I don't even know how you could possibly do that. You're an 474 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,000 amazing person, especially what we've seen this season. That being said, I'm 475 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:14,599 still gonna call you carmtt obviously I have to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 476 00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:17,800 So Serena gets the food prepped, including yes, that dish that will 477 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:22,599 kill Josh. Culver and Jammay chat a little more about the charter he's eating 478 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:27,480 again, pretty crazy and even crazier. She agrees to go on chart with 479 00:36:27,599 --> 00:36:30,760 Matt. She says, fuck it, let's do it. Absolutely crazy kid, 480 00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:35,920 He's crazy kid. Now we still have four episodes left. Does that 481 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:43,679 happen? I say no, I say no, she's It's not even just 482 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:47,719 that she's hot. She's seems to have way too much going on upstairs. 483 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:53,199 Yeah, this would be in my mind for her, a fun little trist 484 00:36:53,639 --> 00:36:57,280 and then just move the fuck on, Move the fuck on, get with 485 00:36:57,360 --> 00:37:01,679 Luca's unbelievable Yeah, fixed cars. Yeah, so culvern. Uh why do 486 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:06,679 I keep reading the same note. We get ready for dinner and the wheel 487 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:14,599 is filled. Leechie Martini. They chuck Margarita, they chuck whiskey sour, 488 00:37:14,679 --> 00:37:20,119 they chuck all these cocktails onto this wheel. Leechie Martini is an odd one. 489 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:23,559 How do you know that they're they have that to pull off? I 490 00:37:23,599 --> 00:37:30,559 mean maybe you specifically, We don't know, because hey, del can I 491 00:37:30,559 --> 00:37:35,079 make a confession. The audience made frown upon my judgment of this. I 492 00:37:35,199 --> 00:37:37,360 kind of knew the one that looked like job of the Hut was going to 493 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,079 take a nose dive. You know, he comes out of the bedroom right 494 00:37:40,079 --> 00:37:46,480 before dinner, he goes, I wish I felt better. Yeah, yeah, 495 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:52,119 just in you mean in generally. Oh my god, he looked like 496 00:37:52,679 --> 00:37:55,119 he looks like my dad. Yeah, dad didn't do too well. He's 497 00:37:55,159 --> 00:38:07,239 dead. Job of the huts a lot though, Huh, I wish I 498 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:14,760 felt better. He lives if he died, make jokes about it. We 499 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:19,719 don't know that he's not telling and I get episodes before you guys do it. 500 00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:22,119 We know he could very well be dead and we could be doing a 501 00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:28,199 tasteless bit about how unhealthy he was. Could you imagine if he sprang up 502 00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:31,199 from all that sad brain drool and said I wish I felt better, and 503 00:38:31,199 --> 00:38:38,199 then he's dead again. Yeah, he's like the toilet bird and the flintstones. 504 00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:45,039 What did he say? What did he say? The toilet bird? 505 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:50,119 I don't remember, flush me. No, he was like, you know, 506 00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:55,880 because they take ships in his mind, he's like it's a gig or 507 00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:07,320 something like that. I can't remember. All right, So he dies now, 508 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,360 it's so fucked out the way jacking this. This is not this is 509 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:16,960 legitimately scary. Yeah. I think he's having a seizure and it was because 510 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:22,880 of the berne Is. The dish is actually quite beautiful. It's a seared 511 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:30,760 scallop with Berne's and caviare one of the I've been hard on Serena. I 512 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,519 think she's a good chef, but this is one of the first, like 513 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,679 classically beautiful things I've seen her. Serve. It did have a giant glob 514 00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:46,000 of yellow on it that I'm not sure what that was. But yeah, 515 00:39:46,519 --> 00:39:51,760 the man falls to the floor and we radio the medic to come out as 516 00:39:51,760 --> 00:40:00,800 soon as possible. What Cliffhanger. I mean, it kind of was a 517 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:02,199 pretty crazy I mean, the guy, we're not sure if he's dead or 518 00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:05,639 not. We'll see if we can get him on as a guest next week. 519 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:13,800 Oh he's dead. Oh all right, we're losing our minds. Jump 520 00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,800 of the iTunes rags usually five stars, kind words. Oh this is a 521 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:21,159 great I think this would be really great for the review section. Okay, 522 00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:30,079 leave five stars and say if you think he's dead or not, we'll see 523 00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:34,800 I'm Padreon for season one and love you guys very much. I'm Dylan saying 524 00:40:34,800 --> 00:41:00,079 goodbye Pat saying good bye b