Made a decision. Oh pace, sunny sun on Ihasionne. What's up everybody?
Hey? Hi, Hi Stephanie. How are you. I'm good,
I'm getting there. I'm good. Ty is happening with your move? Today?
Is May sixth? You have to be in your house, in your
new place, out of your old place by May fifteenth. Yes, still
that's still the day to day. M hmm, okay do you plan?
Are you moving stuff? Now? Well, let's say hi to our peeps
and then we can get into it. Well, well, wow, yeah,
Ohoi, Meg malloy, Rachel, you're a newcomer. We have a
new one now. Lauren as good as Goldberg. I like that. Yeah,
Lauren, she's really sweet. Lauren. Hey, Lauren, I like
that name. Yeah. Amy's a cunt still, always has been, always
will Kelly latit Ashley, so she Rachel is a old timer. Katie's rolling
on e Aaron, Who does Nikki call your girl? Okay, Leslie was
out front of our style now tried to accost me. How'd she get how'd
she get this address? Oh, we're going to get a restraining order against
you. The other Leslie's got my same cold and she's still coughing. Still
coughing. Jacob is growley but adorable. And you know who else is adorable?
Bigger Louvish so cute. And Rita's rocking, Elizabeth Williamson's kids in her
Basonette. Athena is dancing and putting on lipstick. Polly, we love your
pancakes. Valerie hits it out of the park every time, every time.
Katerina right already with that moler. I know it's infected. Her, next
one's infected. Gabby and Missy, oh, they were seat fillers this weekend
for the Tom Brady Roast. Did you see him? I saw him.
They were on camera. Was it live? Yeah, it was live?
Okay interesting? Yeah, my friend Bonnie McFarlane, who we will have on
our podcast. Yeah, was there was there for how it went? Yeah,
cousin sal was there. Uh, and Missy and Gabby Yeah. And
Kelly Brandt is not your aunt and Alicia Scalante Christa got to drop. Sandra,
it's not you make green look good though, Yeah you do. Jennifer
get up. Aaron is a dirty Sanchez, Come on girl, Sarah Stefano,
she's our Paisano. Stephanie's a stinker wrinker. We love you guys,
so you watched the Tom Brady did because we'll get to the movie in a
second. But I went to bed early last night because I was so dead
tired, and I fell asleep at like ten thirty and then I woke up
at like four and then I couldn't go back to sleep since four am.
So I've been up since four. So I was like, oh God,
what am I going to I tried to go back to sleep, try to
go back sleep, just couldn't do it. So like by four forty five,
I put the TV on and I put on Netflix, and it was
the Tom Brady Roast, which was three hours. It was it was three
hours. It was live, and it was at the Kia at the Forum
in Inglewood. I'm very surprised that it would be live because Rose are notorious
for having like a lot of off color jokes. Yes you leave room to
cut them, I know, but usually even though even if they're yeah,
and there was a lot of off color jokes. Really Christ he killed it.
He was there, really yeah, he was up there on the dais.
He was great. Tony Henchcleff was hilarious. Who's that he's He's like
I think he's always at the roast, I think, Okay, no,
he's he's not a big roaster. He has a very very popular live show
called kill Tony. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, so he's I think
he started that at like the Improv or something, and it's grown. I
mean he sells out Madison Square Garden with these shows. So yeah, he
does. Yeah, it's crazy, wow, but I've never even heard.
For those that are unaware of it, it's essentially like, you know,
he gets all these people in the crowd and he says to them, you
know, he has other comics kind of sit on a panel and he says,
for all of you people who have never done stand up before, I
want you to come on stage. I want you to do one minute.
You do one minute of stand up and then they judge the people that and
some people have kind of become comedians. He did touring comedians from it.
But yeah, it's just random people in the crowd doing one minute of stand
up and then him and his panel like cracking jokes and making fun and stuff
like that. He did that in the audience with Dana White, the UFC
owner. Yeah, yeah, and so he did his he roasted to Brady
for like a minute, and then he got up there and just fucking blew.
He was hilarious. The one that killed the most, I think was
her, the female that's always there. Now, Yeah, what's her funck
ut nick yea, yeah, Niki Lazer. She was great. She was
great. She got a standing ovation after she was done. Really, yes,
yes, she she did. Somebody else did too. Maybe it was
Tony. I mean, there was some phenomenal, phenomenal comics and I don't
really like stamping, but and I don't even know football jokes, and they're
they're goofing on uh uh greg Kowski and how how stupid he is, and
like it was. It was hilarious, and it was hosted by Kevin Hart,
and of course Jeff Ross was there. Jeff Ross was great as usual.
One of the jokes, can you watch it now? One of the
jokes. Yeah, yeah, you can watch it now. One of the
jokes. I think it was Tony said, uh no, it was the
other it was I don't know all these comics. I don't know Strauss or
something. Anyway, he goes, Jeff Ross, you look like the Game
of Operation, Dude. He does, he totally looks like that. And
then Oh, Kim Kardashian hat hat so she was there, Oh, like
they always throw it. Well, she wasn't up on the day. She
was in the audience. Okay, some people were in the audience and came
up, but she was in the audience, came up with her glass champagne
after like Nikki Glazer, like I think she came on like right after which
hot and as soon as she's like you could barely hear her. She couldn't
deliver it like she was, you know, like reading the tele like constantly
reading the teleprompter, and she started getting booze in the beginning. When she
first started, people were like they weren't having it, like after all these
champs of comedy. I don't know. I think I noticed that with the
roast they always have some like reality TV person they like they get somebody like
that. I think there was like rumors going around for a while too after
his divorce, like, oh, maybe him and Kardashian are going to get
together like that. I think that was a thing, and she made it.
Yeah, she made jokes about that. But I used to do stand
up just a little quick aside. Uh, And I would tell you this
because I remember back in the day, I was like, I would have
to go up years after I stopped doing stand up, if I had to
go up and perform something. My worst thing was always like, you don't
want to follow someone who killed I know, and I don't know if it's
my own insecurity, but always, from the time I started doing stand up
to the end of doing stand up, I was obsessed with, like,
please let me follow somebody who kind of sucks, because I want to look
so good in comparison, like I want them to be like well. And
a lot of people don't like following somebody who doesn't do well because they're like,
well, it brings the energy down. I'm like, I just don't
want anybody to compare me to but I don't want anybody to ever be like,
well, she's not as good as that last guy. I know,
bring that last guy back up. I know. My worst nightmare is being
in Kim Kardashian's situation. I felt really bad for her, like yeah,
but a lot of times people like that don't even get it, like they
don't even think, oh, everybody loved that, everybody loved Nikki, You're
not gonna like me. People like that sometimes just don't care. They don't
care, get it. I know there was some brutal jokes. The one
that I think it was Tony said he ended it. Yeah, he ended
it, and I'm gonna butcher it, but he said, uh, he
said, Kim, like, you did a good job tonight, but close
your legs. You're showing more beef than you're showing more beef than Kendrick and
Drake. Yeah, oh, okay, I got it. There's a beef.
There's fewed Yeah, and people are like ooh oh. And then Tom
Brady said a joke. Tom Brady roasted her, and he said Kim was
terrified to be here tonight, not because of doing this, but because she
had to leave her kids home with their father. That was Tom Brady.
Everybody's like ooh, a camera right on her. And she's like laughing at
first, and then she she got it and she's like, oh. There
was some brutal fucking jokes, a lot of like Aaron Hernandez jokes. Oh
you know, yeah, like really bad. You know. See, this
is why again I'll say these things need to be edited so that you can
some of it, although I'd like to see it uncut. Yeah, it
was uncut. It's like believe. I just asked, like can you still
see it? Like as if as if Netflix is literally only going to show
something live and it's gone, no chance. Yeah, we spent all this
money doing a roast, but you're done right your chance. Yeah. It
was good. And Ben Affleck was on. He came on at the end.
I thought he would do better. He wasn't that great, really,
yeah he was Okay. Do you think he was drunk beyond No, he
was. He looked starting to look old actually for a change. You know,
usually see him in pictures he looks great, and it's like and that's
so great. Now you can see him like in real life. Now.
It was, but it was good. It was you know, a lot
of the football players were up there. Bob Craft. Remember that story about
Bob Kraft about getting busted with getting a happy ending at the massage parlor.
Remember that was all over the news. The owner of the it was a
big story. Yeah, it was out of Florida. He went to say
strip mall like massage place Kids of Asia or Kids of Asia, and they
made a lot and he was there and they made a lot of jokes about
that. Yeah, it was good. It's it's worth watching, okay for
sure. Okay, I watched the whole like pretty much the whole thing this
morning. I just forgot, even though I know that Bonnie's in town.
Came to watch that. And then she's doing this thing called Skinkfest. No,
skank Fest is in Vegas in like July or September, so never mind.
Not that she's doing something for Netflix as a joke called would you bang?
Would you bang? Him? Uh huh? Anyway, she's hosting that.
I'm gonna go see that's where's it? Where is it? It's like
a live show. It's at the Comedy Store this week. I forgot.
That's a good day. But yeah, aren't you supposed to see John Mulaney
just did? Yes, it happened. How was it Saturday night? Amazing?
Oh my god? Now you've seen him live? Yes, took,
He's great. Yes, Sonny loves him. Was that hit the Baby j
Tour? Or was that one before that? I think it was a special
before that. I think so it was to Netflix a joke ago. Okay,
Yeah, that was a good special that he did. Ye think.
Well, here's a new interview with David Letterman on Netflix. I didn't watch
it yet, but it's you know, David Letterman's like kind of Netflix talk
show. He's on a new one, yeah if you were. And he's
got his own Netflix show which is like a talk show which is called something
like LA. Everybody's in LA. Yeah, I watched that too. How
was it? It was good? You know, it's it was the first
episode. I think he had Seinfeld on, and he had some other comics
and people on, but you know, it's like and it was live.
I heard that Seinfeld. Now you you understand that I get most of my
information from Reddit, so I don't know if it's the greatest source accurate.
Yeah, I mean, but people were saying, now I sound like Trump.
A lot of people were saying a lot of people beautiful. People were
saying that Jerry Seinfeld was kind of being a dick. Then other people were
so people thought maybe he doesn't like John mullaney. But then other people were
like, Jerry Seinfeld is just kind of a dick. He is kind of
a dick. So and he doesn't like to do he's doing having to do
all this press for this unfrosted right movie that he made that's just being completely
panned yeah, what it's rotten. I saw apparently it's just horrendous. Yeah.
I saw the trailer for it, and I was like, oh,
hell no, it's got critics forty nine percent audience, So yeah, yeah,
when the audience and the critics are pretty some pottyco on a negative review,
that's not a good song. So people were saying that he was just
made some cracks to John mullaney. But then I don't know, I you
know, I watched it. It was Jerry being Jerry, you know,
like, what what's going on on this show? You know, like they're
talking about fans of John mulaney. Where are these coyotes come from? Who's
you know, like, who's got a coyotes have a spokesperson? Because there's
a guy from the city council that's you know, handles the wildlife in California,
Los Angeles and blah blah blah. So it was a little you know,
it was the first episode and it's live and they're taking phone calls and
they're doing skits, and you know, Will Ferrell shows up and blah blah
blah. He was at the Roast two as Ron Burgundy, and it just
it was just you know, it's he's they're working at a lot going on.
That's a lot going on, and Jerry's just sitting there watching poor John
Mulaney like hop to it, you know, trying to dance. You know,
Okay, we got a caller. Okay, now we're going to a
package and like Jerry's like, where are we going? He's like, we
got a package to show. He's like, oh okay, you know,
he's just he's being Jerry, right, Yeah, So I gets in between
all that. He did his show Saturday night at right, So I got
tickets for John and the whole family to go for John's birthday. You know,
as it's getting closer though, you know me, I'm like, oh
ready, anew it, how do we get there? Texted Patrick, you
would have given you all the information, that's true, Hollywood Bowl veteran.
Yeah, you know, everything interesting, interesting, Well what happened? But
uh, I was started looking up park and Ride and the Hollywood Bolt the
shuttle and there used to be one because Robin and I went to the Bowl
to see my boyfriend Kenny Loggins a few years ago. Uh oh, we
went to the Kenny Loggins, Michael McDonald Christopher Cross Show, which could not
be more Stephanie Wilder Taylor, if you I mean, I know, if
there was a if there was a threesome, exactly, I'd like to be
in a Christopher Cross, Michael McDonald, Kenny Logins Sandwich like a triple decker,
yes, plus juicy, Yeah, the dress. Yes, I would
just like to say that I love the song Ride like the Winds. We
love that song. Yeah, that's a great song. Yeah. I love
Christopher Cross. Oh yeah, I love him. I just realizes, all
right, think we're gonna make it, think it might. And also,
of course, think of Laura laugh, don't cry. Remember that was the
theme from General Hospital. Oh it was. Yeah, it was a theme
for When with Laura. Yes, really, I know she'd want it that
way, Laura, will you play it? We play a second of that
song. There's no way Lynette does not know that song. I think of
Laura. Christopher Across, think of Laura. Doesn't he do the theme to
that movie with Arthur's theme? Yeah, when you get in life? You
fine? I love that song someone, Yeah, well I love christ This
sounds like him. Oh come up, this is so eighties it is.
Yeah, Hey, loa, everyone I love it? Does it does it?
Do you remember? I don't remember it, but I did watch.
I did watch Lucan Moore, I did watch I did watch General Hospital back
then. Yeah, it was my jam. Well that was like the theme
to that storyline, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, he's going
a lot of hits. Yes, that is so far off the topic.
But when I went with Robin, she is like a planner, Like Robin
is like, she's gonna pack that fucking picnic, Like you know, she's
not gonna let you get away with being a no getter. She's just like,
Nope, we're gonna here's who's who's in charge of drinks? Right,
We're gonna, you know, for your stuff. It. I love that.
I love it too. And I like an assignment. You know,
you bring the dessert and the thing, and I'll bring the sandwiches. Just
tell me what to bring. Yes. So she was the one who got
us our park and ride tickets where we went from the Sherman Oaks Mall in
the parking lot, park the car there, take the bus down there.
The only thing was that when you go to leave, it's a whole kshat
and it's very anxiety producing because there's like thirty buses. They're all going to
different parts of the city, and they don't say like, hey, head,
it doesn't stay on the Sherman Oaks Mall. It just has a number.
So you got to remember the number of the bus you took down there,
because we got on the wrong bus at first to go home, and
then we were like, somebody told us it wasn't the right bus. Then
we had to get off that bus. We have to honk God anyway.
So I was already like I don't know about this parking ride situation, and
so then I did find a parking ride, but it's like it's basically like
thirteen dollars a person, right, so we're talking that's like sixty bucks for
us to and then you have to park somewhere. And then you know,
the thing that puts the fear of God into me is anytime anything says stacked
parking, I do not know. No, no, I know, I
know. No, I'm not on somebody else's time schedule. No no,
no, no no no. If you decide to go get a taco somewhere
like before you come home, like you're driving through taco bell, no thank
you. I'm not waiting for your ass to leave. I would pull over
and give a homeless person in my car and say just take it away,
and before I put it into stack parking. Fuck that, right, So
that was the closest parking ride situation was where it said stack parking. So
I was like, well, so what my My solution to this was to
say we're leaving two hours early, more than two hours early. So the
show started at seven thirty, right. I was like, we're our asses
are leaving our house at five. Okay, we're going to walk people at
four thirty. We're leaving the house at five o'clock and we're gonna go find
parking. And who went You and all the kids, all all your kids,
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We and you know what's so interesting. I was just thinking, Okay,
it's early in the day. It's a Saturday, it's not early in
the day. It's not like it was new and I'm not crazy, such
bad traffic, tons of people. The show was sold out. Yeah,
okay, everybody thought I was ridiculous for wanting to leave so early. By
the time we got there, they're all like, oh, thank god.
Hollywood Bowl parking sold out, completely sold out, both sides. So we
drive past Hollywood Bowl. First parking we see it says one hundred dollars to
park. So John was like, ah, I think let's keep going.
As we keep going, it's going to get lower. Next parking, little
place to park, seventy dollars. Keep going, and we get down to
Franklin and Highland, which is not very far at all, and the parking
was forty five dollars. I was like, sold sold for forty five dollars,
pretty empty lot, easy out, no stack parking, regular parking spaces.
Forty five dollars is much less than I would have spent by everybody a
parking ride ticket. Yes, and sixty bucks is what it cost to park
at the Forum when I went to see Bruce exactly, So forty five dollars
was kind of a steal. We parked, we walked up there. The
only thing that I don't like, and but you know what's kind of cool.
They take your phone, They lock your phone away. You had that
with John mullaney as well. But it actually is kind of a blessing.
And I'm going to tell you why. There are so many times that you
don't even think about that you want to use your phone is now like unconscious.
It's like oh, you just think, oh, somebody says something and
you're like, oh, let me look that up. You know, when
you can't do that, it forces you to kind of be old school.
It forces you to chat with people around you, to kind of talk to
each other, look at each other, make eye contact with each other,
watch the show. But even for hours before that, because we were very
early. Once we got in and had our phones locked away, the only
thing that was hard about it was you get kind of scared to go like
buy more food or because you're like, uh, what if I can't.
I got to figure out make sure I know where my seats are. I
don't want to get stuck in the crowd because then you're not gonna be able
to text right and say wait, where are sitting again? Yeah, so
we just got food, went and got our seats. We had like an
hour to kill. She chatted, had a great time, met people around
you. So then this comedian named Mandal went first. Funny black guy,
Uh, silly funny. Kids loved him. Yeah, nothing bad to say.
I mean, what was he like the most cutting edge comedian I've ever
seen? No, it was like fine though. It was like fun and
kind of entertaining. And then Nick Kroll came out. Oh he was so
funny. And I don't even I'm not a big Nick Kroll fan. I
don't really know. I know of him, but I don't know. He
was really funny. He was, and he was being very edgy. He
did this very he was making He was just like, well, just a
chill time in our country right now, just like everybody's just super chill.
He's like, great time to be a jew like, it's just like so
relaxing, like and he was making some really edgy jokes and I we were
laughing really and the cute thing was seeing Zander. These kids are big Nick
Kroll fans. Oh I'm not sure why, but Xander as soon as they
announced Nick Kroll and he came out, Xander was just like like he didn't
know it's going to be there. So then he did some time and it
was really funny. Like I said, like, at first when they said
him, I was just like, oh no, never been a big Nick
Kroll fan, but I was laughing really hard. Wow. And then Richard
Kind, the actor, Yes he's hosting. He's uh, he's like a
sidekick show. Okay, Well he came out and I was like, oh
no, he's not gonna be able to follow. Nick Kroll was like very
energetic, and I was worried for him. I'm like, Richard Kind,
is this like very jewy, like older guy now like a stage actor.
He's like, how are you Like, I'm like this like Woody Allen coming
out like you know, but he luckily wasn't trying to do stand up.
He just came out and he did the introduction from John Moliney and then John
came out. Oh my god, it was so funny. He was really
really funny. So did he talk a lot about family? Because so Sonny
got to go to the Hollywood Bowl a couple nights ago to see Jerry Seinfeld
on one of his friends' mom got tickets for her son and to bring a
friend. Oh, So Sonny went the three of them and they saw Seinfeld
and he was so excited. And then he comes home and I was like,
how was it? And he was like eh, And I was like,
really, what do you mean eh? And he's like, I don't
know. He's like the first couple comedians came out and they were fine,
but all they did was talk about their family, their wife and their kids,
their wife and the kids. Then Seinfeld comes out. I'm like,
all right, great, Like, let's hear about shit that bothers him or
whatever. His stick. He did a little bit of stuff, other stuff,
and then he went right into his family going on vacation, hanging out
his wife and kid. Like. Sonny was just like, I'm eighteen,
I don't want to hear about their families on vacation and shit, right,
Like I want to hear you know, I don't know what he was expecting,
but but he was. He was like, of course he was great,
He's Jerry Seinfeld. But the topics Sonny could have taken her leaving whatever.
Well, no, John Malts, he did not. He did have
a a sizeable bit because he all of his bits are kind of long bits.
He did have a bit about being a dad and having a two year
old, yes, really not much stuff about his girlfriend. He has a
bit about his baby waking up really early all the time and taking his baby
out on the front lawn and playing ba. Have you said him do that?
He did that last time when I was there. Oh he did,
Yeah, okay, But most of his bits were He had about a lot
of stuff about having the old dad. No, no, he almost talked.
He almost said nothing about rehab. He no. He had like a
couple of tiny little side tangents that maybe had to do with being sober,
but really not much about it. Most of the set was spent talking about
old people, like how his parents are not even that old, and he's
like, it's what's happening with like parents are older for longer? He's like,
you know, and he's talking about how long people live in his family.
He talked about his grandfather and his great grandfather and his parents' parents,
but it was more from the perspective of being a son than it was about
like being a dad or being really nothing about like domestic life. I think,
I mean, my kids were Elbe well. First of all, Elby
is going to be our guest next week next week for our Thursday show.
Elby's coming in. Yes, this girl is like a different person. I
know. He is so happy. I'm trying to think if Elbie's ever been
to a live like a stand up stand. Yeah, it's just Xander has
I think Elbi just I just don't know if that's ever been her thing.
She was laughing so hard, she was crying, and she was just like,
oh my god, that was so funny. She was having the best
time. She was. She and Sadie were dying laughing. That's awesome.
Sander was tired because he'd had a sleep over the night before and they'd been
up all night and then he woke up like at the crack of dawn because
one of the kids was like hyperactive and the book everybody up. Yeah,
So he was really tired and he was getting in a bad mood because this
would normally really be his thing. But the next day, and you know,
when kids are tired. You guys both know this at this point and
they're real moody and you know it's because they're tired and that's making them more
emotional and just a bad mood, but they don't know that, yes,
because it's like it's like I used to be many years ago when I got
my period, where you're so mad, but you think you're really mad about
something, and if anybody dares go, well, could you be pre menstrual,
you're like, what the fuck? What's wrong with you? That is
so anti feminist? Like no, I know that that's not it. And
then you get your period and you're like, oh shit, that you're right.
It's like that for kids. Yes, yes, Xander did not know
he was tired, and I was not able to just go like, you
know what, you're really tired right now. So it's making you think you're
not having fun, but you really are having fun. So the next day
he woke up and he goes, you know, I know I wasn't laughing
a lot, and I think it's because I was really tired. He's like,
but that was really funny. I had a really good time. Oh,
that's good. And Xander had fun in retrospect right, Alb and Sadie
enjoyed the hell out of it in the moment. That's great. And John
he loved it. He was so happy. That's a great gift. He's
such a family John is such a family guy that he just loves doing having
his whole family with him. Everybody's paying attention to him. He gets to
make his jokes and everybody laughs, gets to take care of us all and
goes everybody good enough to eat, and he had such a good time.
I love that. Hollywood Bowl is such a great place to see like comedy
or anything. It is, especially this time of year when it's nice out.
That's awesome, I know. But I was trying so hard to find
anybody that had any review of the show, and I couldn't find anything.
I was, of course on Reddit, I'm your John mulaney sub reddit,
and some people were They were talking a lot about the parking. It's nobody.
After the fact, somebody linked to an article that was basically just about
how he did this one bit about somebody people about There's a lot of movies
about people getting possessed by the devil and how what you have to do He
did that and yes, at your show, at my show, Yeah,
oh really, yeah he did. I remember that. What did he say?
He was just talking about how you have to get like a priest,
right, like don't try any kind of new fangled like don't get us any
just anybody who's just spiritual, like that's not gonna work. You have to
get like a mean, old white priest. Yeah, yeah, he did
that, Yeah, he did, and about how when people are possessed by
the devil, they're always like having a bunch of swear words. They're just
like yes' as if that's like the worst thing. They're like a teenage boy.
He's just trying to come up with swears and then he goes and then
they run out of swears and they just go Yeah. He did that that
time, not at the Hollywood Bowl, but when I saw him in Pasadena
with Jody and John Stuart, so it was the two Johns. It was
John Mulaney, John Stuart. That's when he did that one. And I
think he did the kid joke too, So he didn't do it at the
Hollywood Bowl last time, although that couldn't be because if his kid is too
he would have had a baby at the time. But he did that joke.
Yes, Yes, the kid wakes up really early and so you don't
know what to do with them, so you take him out and you're playing
te ball with him on the front lawn. Yeah, I remember that.
That's so interesting then, because that has to be over a year ago.
Well, I mean, I'm sure his kid was that age at the time,
and now he's probably older, but he's still doing the joke. Is
he older though? I don't know. I'm just curious because did she have
the baby that long ago? Well you can look it up three years ago.
Look up when did Olivia Munn have a baby? And didn't she have
some kind of like wasn't she in roast cancer? Yes, she had god
hush cancer surgery. But he didn't talk about that. Yeah. Yeah,
that's good. Yeah, Yeah, he's he's funny, he's great. It's
really really twenty Yeah, November twenty twenty one when they had the baby.
Okay, so the baby's like two and a half, the kids like two
and a half. Yeah, right, when did I go see him?
Like, it wasn't that long ago? In Pasadena. Maybe I don't know,
that's just weird, it's interesting. Yeah anyway, Yeah, so I
don't want to be disillusioned, like maybe he just you know, just was
making shut up at the time and now it's like come true. Anyway,
Okay, forget that, forget that whole. Let's just edit that whole.
No, take it, imagine the last half hour. Just edit that.
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uh well we have to be stash okay. Happened because the house, uh
we're gonna be moving into. You know, Sunny saw it first, right
claimed the nicer room. There's so there's four bedrooms. One's like a small
like an office, okay, and then there's the other two. They added
the map, they added the primary bedroom, and they so there's the two
other bedrooms and the one used to be the primary bedroom, but they made
that into the two regular rooms and then the my rooms on the other side
of the house. Okay. Anyway, so there's two rooms for the kids.
One is a little smaller. It's not that small, but it's a
little smaller. The other one is much bigger. I mean it's you know,
it's got like a high ceiling, you know, so it makes it
look bigger and blah blah blah. And they're not going to be spending that
much time. I agree, I agree. I've made that point very they
you want me to call them? Yeah, can you call them? So
Sonny saw it first and he's claimed the room. I showed an Italian pictures
and I said, Stet's Sonny's room. What do you think about this?
This would be your room? And she's like, I love it because it
had a walk in closet. So she's like, I love it great.
Yes, So that was great until in real life when she comes to see
the house in person last week and she was like wait what She's like,
he doesn't need this big room. I need room. I have friends that
spend the night in my room. He never has spent friends that spend the
night, which is true. But and I'm like, you understand, you're
gonna be gone soon, like and by the way, this is just a
temporary house. We're not staying here forever, like one year, you know,
so still in one ear and out the other, and I'm like,
ugh, I thought we had to figure it out, and she's like no.
She immediately calls Sonny. Sonny, you gotta you can't have that room.
And I'm like, Natellia, relax, this is not the way.
She got very anxious because she's she's been very anxious about this move. She's
been weepy, she's been sad, you know, she she wanted to stay
for the summer, and you know, just and everything leaving home, and
she's just been very weep, being sad and emotional. So she gets very
anxious, like she couldn't sleep, you know. So she so she calls
Sonny immediately, and then she gets home and then she I said, listen,
you too need to figure this out. You guys know it's not forever.
Blah blah blah. You and Sonny have to work it out. I'm
out. I say they share a room, they share the big room,
and then they just keep extra stuff in the other room. Well, I
told them, whoever gets the smaller room can have the spare room and do
whatever they want with it. I don't care. It's the office, but
I don't need an office, like, no, not really, because in
my room, I have a desk and that's where I usually go on my
laptop and I keep my stuff. I don't need an office. I can
do it in my room. So I said, you guys, can you
know whatever you want to do. And then Sonny kind of liked that idea,
but they but Suddeny was like, let me think about it. And
I was like, all right, you know, and Natalia is like,
Natalia had to leave for work, and he was like, let me say
it was in the evening. And then they sleep on it. And then
the next morning, I get up, I make her breakfast. As soon
as I walk in, she got she's got she's doing her makeup for school.
She's got tears in her eyes, and she's like, mom, I
had nightmares about it. I can't I really want the other room, please,
it's more I need her room and he doesn't need all that room and
blah blah blah blah blah, and you know, and she's like my home,
like my room is my happy place and you know all this stuff.
And I said, well, you know, you got to talk to Sonny
and work it out. And she did. She talked to him, and
he was like, you know what, I didn't. He's like, he
told me, he goes, I didn't care. I would have just given.
But the way she came at me, that's when I was like no,
because she came at me like guns blazing. If she would have just
called and said or came talked to me and said, look, can we
talk about the rooms. I know you got there first, but I was
at work, so I you know, blah blah blah, and like,
you know, if she would have came to me, then yeah, he
was like, it's not that big of a deal. She can have it.
But because she came at me that way, and she I said,
did you explain that to her? Did you tell her that you know?
She and he said yes, I did, and she said she's sorry,
she wants to she's going to work on that, but she's got a lot
of anxiety and she lashed out and blah blah blah. So they worked it
out, so surprise, surprise, and Italian's got the nicer room. Uh
huh, Sonny he's got the small room. And then I got I had
to get them their bed, but I had to get Sonny a new bed.
His bed was falling apart. It was just the mattress was horrible.
So didn't you leave their beds in the well, I'm they don't want the
furniture anymore. Oh this is a new wrinkle. Yeah they didn't. They
don't want it. They they want any of it, none of it.
What I know, I thought that was part of the deal. I thought
that was all worked out. Yeah, well it was originally, but then
they like like a week and a half ago, I was told that they
don't. They don't want the furniture, So now you have to do something
with it though, or is that fine? Well, most of the furnitures
out already because we have the stage furniture, so it's really just our bedroom
Furniture's really just our night stands and desks which you can use in your new
house, which I can use in the new house. So that's fine.
So you know, so he has to have a new bed. He needs
a new bed. So I went and got him by the way, like
I went on Friday to go to Costco and I haven't been there in years,
and I forgot. You can't they don't take visa, So I have
to buy refrigerator and washer and dryer, they do take visa. No,
they sorry, sorry, they don't take AMEX. They take visa. I
only had my AMEX with me. Yeah, they don't take American Express.
So I'm like, you know, and uh, I went to look at
the appliances and so then I left there, and then I'm looking for beds.
So then I go to this Bob's Discount in Burbank. Have you been
there? I have been there. Fuck them, you hear me, Bob,
Fuck you and your fucking discount. It's it's not discounted, and it's
shitty ass, fucked up, and everybody that works there as an asshole.
Oh interesting, Yes, I sat there. I mean I barely liked any
So I found like headboard for Sunny. That's all he needs is a headboard.
I'm just gonna get him a match. There's a mattress store next door.
I was headed into there. I was just gonna get him a mattress.
And you know, girl, you gotta go to living spaces, I
know, and they do everything for you. I know, I was gonna
go to living space. To living space, you go into the this is
a for everybody. What do you call it when it's the not the wholesale,
but like it's clearance. Oh, they're like the show a whole back
clearance area. They have great stuff I bought I there. I bought a
lot of stuff there from my condo. And then you just get him a
mattress and then they they and pay the extra like ninety nine dollars and they
set everything up. Well, so what happened, Well, what happens spoiler
alert. I didn't do that. Oh I should have done that, but
because i hate driving from place to place, especially I'm in that area on
a Friday night, which it was at like six o'clock, and I'm stuck
in the alledge traffic and it's you got like Ikea and home Depot and costs
go and everything is all right there. No Ikea for furniture. No,
I don't know you're gonna. I don't want to get accosted. No,
So I don't want to get accosted. And you also don't want to have
to build that ship yourself crazy. So that's why I went to Bob's.
So I go into Bob's because I'm going to the mattress place. But I'm
like, let me look at the furniture first. So look at the furniture.
I find a headboard for Sonny. He doesn't need like a whole bed.
You just needs like a nice little headboard. Okay, but what are
you going to do for the bed for the where the mattress is going to
be. Well, because at the mattress door, they have the platform that
it comes you don't need. It doesn't have a box spring. It's got
like a frame. It's got a frame and it comes with you can lift
the mattress up and lift it down, lift it, you know, you
know, like when you're eating in bed. So it comes like they had
so like a craftomatic Yes, I guess, yeah, like you like like
it's motorized. Yeah, it's like a and you like an eat soup and
and then and go back to sleep life flat. Yeah, okay, it's
like that. Okay. So anyway, so I'm wanting to get like a
headboard. So I'm in this fucking Bob's Discount for like a half an hour
just wandering around. And now I'm seeing like you know, saying other things,
Oh I need barstools, Well maybe I'll get some barstools here. So
now I have questions excuse me him? Is can you you work do you
work here? There's one guy that just stared at me the whole time.
He was on the phone and he was like, yeah, you need to
wait. And when I first got there, I had to go to the
restroom and I'm walking and there's like an old dude and his wife and they're
just I couldn't tell if they work there or not. It's dead silent in
the store and they're both sitting on chairs and I was like okay. Then
I walk out. I'm like, excuse me, do you do you guys
work here? And they're like no, we're waiting. They've been waiting,
okay. So then I'm like, did I see another worker? There's only
like three or four? There was like four I think working there. One
was around and then like went and took a break and never to be seen
again. You know what, what other stores is exactly like this Michael's.
We're trying to get help at Michael's. No, it's a disaster. So
anyway, they were so I was sitting there waiting, They're like, okay,
there'll be about ten minutes till somebody can help you. Because then I
saw Patio French. I was like, well, I mean, get some
stuff. So I'm just sitting there and they walked there, just walking by
me, just looking at me, not going like sorry for the weight,
We'll be right with you or let me get you know nothing. That the
worst. And the other two, the other two are sitting there in the
waiting room to die over there, just sitting there waiting for somebody to help
them. And I was like, fuck this, and I got up and
I go bye bye, and I just left and I went into the mattress
store. And this girl, her name is Naya, and she's at the
Mattress City I think is the store's name in Burbank. She was fucking awesome.
She was one girl by herself the whole time. She had a bunch
of people she was helping out at the same time. I'll be right with
you. I'll be right with you. Then she's like, what do you
need? What kind of size mattress do you mean? Blah blah blah.
I'm like and she's like, I said, how soon can it be delivered?
She goes Sunday. This was on Friday, and I was like,
hell yeah, So I got him a full size mattress. He's been used
like a queen, but he's been with the Queen. He's used to that,
and now I got him a full size bed because the room is kind
of small. He isn't I don't know. Okay, well big mistake,
oh, because he went over there to try out his bed and he barely
fits. His legs are hanging off. Yeah. I was gonna say full
sized bed is like almost a twin, but he Natalia has been with a
full size bed, and you know, her bed looks fine. She has
a friend spend the night and the two of them sleep in the bed.
I don't know. I was like, well, you know, it looks
the same. You know, I don't know. So I thought a full
size for Sunny, that's fine. I didn't realize he was gonna be his
feet. We're gonna be hanging off. But he's really unhappy. So now
I have to call Naya at the store and see what she can do for
me, see if we can make a swamp. I'm sure that there's guarantees.
Yeah, I mean it was brand spank and new. It just dropped
off yesterday. Yeah, yeah, just exchange it. Yeah, I'm gonna
have to call my girl. She was great, So, so you know,
then we're gonna have to be out. I have the movers coming this
Friday, okay, and they're gonna help us move everything to the next house,
and and then I'll mop up and whatever that needs to be. I'm
gonna have a lot of shit to donate. I don't know what Adam's planning
on leaving or taking, but we'll see, because then I have the next
week. We have to be out by Wednesday, I say, Tuesday,
and then I'll have next week to like, you know, donate, call
the donation trucks and blah blah blah. So from the house. But you
have to be out. So when will you have the dough if you're moving
out on the Mas, coming on Friday, and so over the weekend you'll
have the donation. Yeah, I'll have a donation pile going, right,
and then I'll just have somebody come get it right. And then and then
do you have to like clean or anything for them or they will do it?
Yeah? No, I have a cleaning crew that's going to clean for
them. Yeah. I'm sure they'll probably want I don't know. But the
kids love the new house. I love it great. Sonny was there yesterday
with all his friends hanging out eating Popeyes, and like I was at home
and I use there like a couch in there now now, so there's nothing
in there. The only thing is Sonny's little bed in his little room.
I don't know. Yeah, So you know, I got Gina and Wendy.
Everybody's like sending me pictures of like couches and you know, like dining
room like color schemes and stuff. And I'm like, all right, I
was just everybody relax, but I do need to get a couch in there.
We don't have a couch living space. I know, guys, I'm
gonna go there today. You should because I got, like, you know,
we got to get the shit done. The thing that I had to
get done the most was the appliances. I also wanted to get the carpets
in the rooms because it's all wood floors and it's echoe, and you know,
get the carpet down before the bed comes. So I ordered those on
Costco and they're coming this week, so you know, a little by little
things are trickling in. Yeah. Yeah, I love it. Well.
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