Okay, okay, here we go. Nasty, nasty, nasty weather out
there. Good morning. This is Ed McMahon, and now, ladies and
gentlemen, he's right ry, Okay, let's do this wild Card Wednesday.
Gotta be careful out there with the weather. But it's going to taper off,
which is good. Golf tournament's still on today. Fresh shot of bad
head to head Sexys is gonna go for I think win number three. Yeah,
freshoutavent we'll play at six twenty. I got thirty seconds the bars tickets
for you in homeroom on the Fun Fact Flashback. And then in honor of
our golf tournament, we're gonna play closest to the pin in the seven o'clock
hour. We'll have Chili come in here and play to try to win those
Struts tickets, Glass Animals tickets at eight twenty, third row a perfect Circle
nine ten Nicking Glazer tickets on No The Show. And Yeah, eighty percent
chance of thunderstorms mostly cloudy, high seventy five today. I'm sure Tessa has
more with Houston's headlines. Good morning. Yeah, those strong storms we're moving
through Southeast Texas making for a messy morning commute for US guy's power outages Right
before five am, Center Point reported more than one hundred and thirty five thousand
customers without power. So we're gonna keep tracking those outages or some reports of
hail, even trees down. I mean, this is stuff we've kind of
seen before, right, Traffic building now in certain spots. So a messy
commute this morning, allow yourself some extra time. It's just one of those
days where you got to kind of let the bad weather do his thing,
and it is expected to kind of roll out, which thankfully we do have
some golf course business to do later, so we'll be monitoring the weather.
The Arizona Supreme Court is bringing back an abortion ban under a law from eighteen
sixty four. The law from when Arizona was still a US territory bands all
abortions except for risk to the mother. The previous law, enforcement twenty twenty
two, band's abortion after fifteen weeks except when the life of the mother is
at risk. So that's a really big national story right now. Switching it
up a little lighter stuff here, a little more light stuff. Pet Smart
is having a contest where five winners will win a free tattoo The idea is
that you'd be covering up an old tattoo that you now regret with a new
tattoo. How does pet smart tight end? Well, they want it to
be of your beloved pet. Okay, it's called tattoo Redo. They'll fight
in La for two nights. They'll give you a session with the tattoo artists
and yeah, you can do it in one sitting, which wouldn't be cheap
normally. That's pretty good promotion. That's pretty smart on them. Yeah,
we have the link to that on one of our blog pages. This morning.
Hey, the trailer for this year's Joker sequel has been released, and
it gave us a look at the film ahead of its October fourth release,
with Joaquin Phoenix reprising his role as a title character along with Lady Gaga.
Lady Gagays Harley Quinn. A full trailer or a teaser trailer. I think
it's just a teaser, it's pretty sure. Yeah, I think it's a
short. Yeah, you got to have a teaser trailer before the trailer.
Yeah, I mean this is a big deal. The original Joker grossed over
one billion dollars and it was the first R rated film to ever do so,
so we'll be keeping an eye on that. And then the Crow Remakes
release date got pushed back, so we have all that information on the entertainment
blog page. Okay, Oasis getting back together. Look, Brittany dances naked
on her grand for attention, Liam saying no, we're not doing this.
Oasis bass player Andy Bell's remarks on an Oasis reunion verbally bobbed him on the
nose for raising fall hopes. Despite Bell's comments, Liam dismissed any possibility of
a reunion, urging everyone to move on. Bell apologized for causing disappointment that
ended the exchange. Little online spat on the music blog page for you today,
those are just in suthings. I can't move on. I know,
I can't. I know. Hi Alex Hello. Anything is sports? Yesterday?
Well, the Astros fell the Royals four to three, and extra things.
They all play the Royals again tonight. Spencer Araghetti is gonna be on
the mound for the Stros, making his first major league start. He is
the astros tops prospect as well. They're going up against Kansas City's Set Lugo
first pitches at six forty. You can listen to it on our sister station,
Sports Talk seven to ninety and in the NBA, Rockets got to win
last night. They beat the Magic One eighteen to one of six. Red
van Vleet had thirty seven points in the night, de leade all players in
scoring. They're gonna have a day off day before they put the Jazz on
the road tomorrow night. That is what's going on in sports. Okay,
let's go. Let's go see some damage out in the Katie area showing on
the news right now. First phone call, it could be weather related if
you want to talk about that, or it's your time. Anything you want
to get into on your first phone call. I'm here for it. Chilli's
here for it. Seven one three two one two five nine four five.
If you want that first phone call, come get it. The most interactive
show all the radio starts right now ninety four to five in the Buzz,
Third Night, Blind, Semi Charmed Life, and we are off and running.
It's the four Hours of Pain known as The Rod Ryan Show. Today
happens to be Wildcard Wednesday, and a lot a lot to unpack here today.
First, it looks like everybody wants to talk about the weather and the
road conditions, out there, so we'll get to some phone calls quickly.
But yeah, thunderstorms, mostly cloudy. But then it drops to like a
twenty percent chance of rain later on today when we're playing golf. I mean,
this afternoon is going to be fine. It's just how everything drains and
everything. That's what we're worried about. But there's still a pretty decent amount
of thunderstorms that are happening right now, mostly cloud He seventy five will be
the high, but the golf tournament is on noon. Shotguns start all right
on the air today, Sexy James going for win number three, fresh out
of bed, head to head, thirty seconds to Mars. We'll give you
those tickets. On the fun Fact flashback, we'll play Closest to the Pin.
I'll explain how it works. The guys on the show got to do
all the work. All you got to do is pick a horse and then
let them see who crosses the finish line. Does Chili win this all the
time? Does he win this one? He has won? He has one?
Oh, that means you won it last time. I don't know,
we haven't played it in a while. That's gonna be to win those struts
tickets before they go on sale, Glass Animals tickets third row for a Perfect
Circle. We'll get to those ticketshead around nine to ten today, it's that
time for the first phone call of the day. Uh is this Frankie Ford?
Is Hi Frankie Ford? How are you? I'm so pretty good?
Get ready to go to sosonto this weekend and the shoffic's really crappy today,
so it's got a myriad of things. So you've got your Perfect Circle tickets
already. Actually yes, since the free sale. I am I'm going.
I got pit passed this weekend and then I'm driving to you. I'm driving
the Phoenix there for his birthday show and then the San Diego also, really
cow, you're that big of a manor fan. You know it's going to
be awesome. I already saw Tool this year, and why not. It'll
be a great vacation. Well you and Alex it's pussyfer are they? Oh
yeah, you got to watch the videos though, it's wah yeah yeah,
but that's not going to be happening when they're on the stage. The videos
aren't going to be happening. Well, maybe not something your phone the backdrop.
Maybe you just watch that instead. Frankie, how the roads are you
out on the roads yet today? And I drove in from Huntsville and right
about Luke three thirty six the first one, you know, it was a
total road closure, so I don't know what happened on the freeway. But
most of the lights are out on fourteen eighty eight, so a little sketchy,
but all the street lights are on so far awesome. Okay, well
listen, thank you, thank you so much for getting us started today.
This also is Frankie Ford. You like this better than two million times tally
go to see this guy's good to know. Yeah, so we got another
famous listener. That's Frankie Ford. Frank you the other Frankie Ford. All
right, guys, Sun does slap makes you want a twizz? He's from
Greta, Louisiana. All right, let me take a sharp break. When
we come back in a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending,
and then we'll get set up for the Fresh out of Bed Houston through
Houston's alternative and home of The Rod Ryan Morning Show ninety five, The Buzz
II, The Buzz Good Morning rod Ryan Show Wild Card Wednesday. Yeah,
some of you are letting you, letting me know that you're in the dark.
I think Hall's even having trouble with his generator. Rebecca, our artist
friend, no power since three point thirty listening to us on an old boombox.
Thanks goodness, she's got the batteries in there all right, Rebecca and
everyone else. I hope we get your power back soon. I think we're
over the worst of it. I think we're gonna see nothing but tapering off
on these storms. Let me know if it's raining in your area right now,
and if it's coming down, but it seems to be everything is tapering
off. Highs today of around seventy five, nothing over a twenty percent chance
of rain. Moving forward. Golf tournament today, what's trending? Okay?
So our blog p you're look at a girls from yesterday with Jenna Jamison as
the headline is doing number it's doing numbers, so it's number one today,
followed by the wild card Wednesday. So those are our links that are performing
really well right now. See Jenna yesterday turned five Oh okay, the big
five, oh for JJ for JJ massin Okay, and then obviously weather is
going to be a big story this morning. I just give you your rec
check. There's some high water on the roads, so just be careful out
there this morning. Please please lease more than a thousand, more than one
hundred thousand people without power. Storms moves or is used in this morning,
and all the strongest storms have moved east now, so they have moved out.
But what are they left behind? Like you said, standing water,
Yeah, and some power outages as well. Okay, well that's just trending
on eighty four five of us Brown. Good morning everybody. This is three
time Hall of Famers Jay. So sorry, no warm folks up here.
You're a fresh out of bed head to head two day chap. Ye.
I'll say it again. I'm gonna be on with you all week. Join
me on wild Card Wednesday as I make it win number three. Okay,
can you beat this guy? Seven? One three, two, one two,
five nine four five Hung on the Run running show celebrating twenty years ninety
four ninety four or five the buzz man. I always crank up the last
forty five seconds of that song. It's just like Mike McCready going, look
what I can do? Man. I love it, love it. It's
like Alex shredding on that Beastie Boys team. I love it shredding at the
end there. Good morning everybody. I know it's wet, I know it's
nasty out there. Be careful standing water, all that stuff. But the
worst of it is behind us. That's not helping any one of you that
is sitting there with no power right now. So I hope that gets restored
quickly. But yeah, the worst part of it is beyond us. The
storms have moved east, so moving forward, twenty percent chance of rain.
Hopefully the golf course is draining because we've got a golf tournament going on today
and uh, and I'm excited about that. For sure. Could be a
little sloppy out there. I think we're gonna have to stay on the card
paths. Let's play a game. Let's go and now it's time for the
fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Listeners to your corners. Sexy
James, Good morning brother. Uh, good morning, my brother. What
part of town are you on? Are you in? How is it nasty?
Uh? It was pretty nasty. I gave myself some extra time this
morning. I woke up about two thirty. Yeah, my dog's like,
let me in. Yeah, who comes upstairs, let me Ineah, I'm
not hanging out down there by myself. It's so crazy outside. The least
you can do is let me sleep on this bed with you. Okay,
Oh got it? Yeah, and then I didn't go back to sleep.
Two thirty sexy. James is a three time Hall of Famer. Brian is
a two time Hall of Famer. Yo, big b, good morning,
good morning. Have you played with us yet this year? I have not.
Last time I played was late last year or sometimes. No Tournament of
Champions for you last year? Though? When were you in the Hall last
I went in in twenty one and twenty two. I didn't make it last
year. Okay, bro, well, this is gonna be a This is
gonna be a great matchup. What are they playing for? I've got a
pair of tickets to see asking Alexandria this Saturday night to house some blues.
Okay, here we go. Here comes to questions. We're listening for James
and Brian and James I don't know about like James. We kind of sleeping
on that first question. Here we go, James, Brian, question number
one, Okay, here we go. What sport are we playing today?
After the show, Brian golf. We are playing golf. I just said
that too, Brian on the board. Hey, James, that uh that
guy that you beat? He emailed me back. He was not on the
landline. Who'd you beat yesterday? Yeah? No, who was it?
What was his name again? Brian? Brian? Brian? I think Brian's
who you're playing now? Was it Brian yesterday? Okay, yeah, I
think it was a Brian. He he emailed me because he heard well,
I think I was commenting on what you were telling me off air, and
he said, no, he's on he was on a cell. Uh this
Brian here, you're on a cell. Yes, sir, James thinks everybody's
against him. Next question, guys, James and Brian. What number comes
after ten? Brian? Brian Brian. I was looking at me. That's
house question. Oh hell okay, well, sexy James, you can beat
up. Hell yeah, you're at Howard Numbers guy, Big numbers guy,
James. What's going on you? Okay? I'm good. It's in the
lake. But I mean we all played about it. It happens. Don't
worry about it. I'm not play No, no, no, I know
you're not. I was asking I was pulling something out of you, all
right, James. We gotta say goodbye to you. And I don't think
there's anybody that could have beat you today, Brian. I mean goats and
goat hunters and you name it. Dude. You are on your game today.
You're back in it. Let's do it, okay? Can you play
tomorrow? Absolutely? I mean you keep that up. I mean, no
one's got a chance. They're on Ryan Show, Experience in Adventure, Age,
the Cosmic Drink. Hey, we got tickets to go see Cutie Patuni
over there. It's thirty seconds to Mars and n Kill. I've got some
tickets coming up. I've got some tickets coming up. AFI is opening up
for that show. Hi, good morning everybody, ninety four or five the
Buzz. This is your Rod Ryan's Show and it's a Wildcard Wednesday edition.
Free as always, not charging today, it's absolutely free. The thunderstorms the
worst of it is, but is behind us. Everything has kind of moved
to the east. They're getting pounded. It's heading right over to New Orleans.
So it's wet out there. It's ring, you know, it's drizzling.
Some of you are telling me it's still drizzling where you're at and standing
water. That's the thing that we're gonna be kind of keeping an eye on.
That's going to probably drive Tessa all nuts all morning, provided she sticks
around for the rec jex this morning. Come on, I want to bring
a bold stuck. I need you record that was one well that was yesterday,
yesterday's rec check. I forgot what time it was, right before nine
o'clock. Everybody just walked out of the room. I'm just sitting here by
myself. It's like, here's the reck truck of the rod Ryan Shaw.
I'm like, oh, I'm like, give him the red check. He
has no trap. I've got all the screens in front of me except that
one. So we need you for those red checks today. And hey,
new champion, you got me fresh out of bed head to head challenge.
Here's your current champion. Good morning everybody. This is TEA Time Hall of
Famer Brian. Now you're fresh out of bed head to head one day champion.
Sorry, ladies, I know you thought Sexy James was going to be
on all week, and now you got me join me on Thursday when I
make a win number two. Kick you Okay, okay, James was James
was getting smoked on the first question, and then he was coming back.
He wasn't. He just never came back come back. He sounded a little
sleepy today. Okay, I brought in some fun facts and then we'll get
to those thirty seconds to Mars tickets. Stuck back to the day. We
make you look smart by everybody. It's the fun back to the day.
I'm sorry, I've brought us some fun facts for you today. It seems
like when you look, I should have saved this for closest to the pin.
We're gonna play a little numbers game next hour. It seems like there's
countless bubbles in a glass of champagne. Scientists just can't sit on that.
They used to estimate that there are at least fifteen million. Now new research
says it's less than you may think. It's about a million bubbles per class
of champagne. That's as I get older, I get bougier, and I'm
telling you I want a nice glass champagne when I walk in some room.
Yeah, that's right. Now. You find with the prosecco, Prosecco's good.
Prosecco's good, and that one that you get. There's dupes out there,
don't You don't have to pay a billion dollars. Just put it in
a nice stemware. I can't remember the name. And I'm not trying to
hold out on you, No. I know you bring it in for all
of our little like occasions, like you'll bring it in for Christmas. You'll
bring it in when we do like a toe search ears and it's like twelve
bucks, it's so good? Is it Bellatore? Maybe I've taken pictures of
it on my phone. I think it's Bellatour? And if you're too good
for Andre or was it the other one with the being into the k,
Like just get out of my face, okay, let me get out of
your face face, Let me get out of your eight am. I don't
want that goodbye. I don't want that stupid dry one. It all tastes
the same. It doesn't all taste the same. Get out of my room,
Champagne of it, you'll get over it. Next fun fact. Next
fun fact. The term hooker. Term hooker started on this show. No
it much before this show. It started in the in the eighteen twenties,
when prostitutes would hang out in a part of Manhattan called Courlier's Hook. That
is whoa heard about that place? A simple time. You're gonna sound so
smart in front of your buddies today. Great? Great, great? How
about this chance encounter? Mick Jagger met Keith Richards randomly. They met each
other at a train station nineteen sixty one. Mick was eighteen, Keith was
seventeen, and Mick was holding a blues record and Keith asked him about it,
said, hey, what's that? They started talking music? Now we
have the Rolling Stones. Oh that's neat. It's the fuck that to the
day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the
fuck that to the day. Okay, thirty seconds the Mars tickets right afi
Woodland's Pavilion. August twenty nine. The USDA has one point five billion pounds
of this stashed in caves in Missouri. And then somebody, then somebody send
us a Facebook group rush the caves. They can't stop us. All Yeah,
what is stashed away? Started seventy five years ago seven one three,
two, two, five nine four five. It's now time for rockout with
your stock out with Captain Cash. Yo, hell, brother Rod, thanks
for coming in this morning. Nasty on the win in on nine ten.
Yes, coming in from the best side. Yeah, but not bad.
I mean it was moving. It's tapering off and we're gonna be just fighting
for the golf tournament today. Just be a little wet out there. How
do you do on Wall Street? Yesterday? It was a mixed down Wall
Street. The Dow was down nine points to thirty eight thousand, eighty eighty
three, NASDAC up fifty two to sixteen thousand, three hundred and six.
Benchmark Tenure Treasures trading at a four point three five percent in oil is at
eighty five dollars seventy cents a barrel to The most active is the big studs
Cisco, Nike, and Intel, the big duds Boeing, Ammex, and
Travelers. On the economic calendar this morning, we'll get numbers on the Consumer
Price Index for March. Right now, future is looking pretty good. On
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reported by Young Finance. You ninety four or five The Buzz Welcome back,
Rod Ryan Show. Oh yeah, Hi, good morning, Hello, Well
hello, who's this h It's Jonathan Man. Jonathan. Welcome to the Fun
Fact Flashback. The USDA has one point five billion pounds of this stashed in
caves in Missouri. What is it? Oh? That'd be cheeesee. You
gotta say it like this, cheez see I do that? All right?
Uh? You win? Jonathan? What do you what do you giving?
Jonathan? Okay, you get a pair of tickets to the thirty seconds of
mars at Afi concert. Congratulations, awesome, Thank you guys, bro thank
you. What part of town are you calling from? Uh? I tapped
defeat to humble area. Has the rain tapered off? Uh? Yeah,
thankfully it's stop right before I left it out? Good all right, that's
great news. All right, great job on the show today, Jonathan,
have an awesome day. Thank you, all right. Houston's headlines coming up
next. This is Weezer the Buzzy four or five buzz Good morning, rod
Ryan's show, Come on, Come on, wild Card Wednesday. Most of
the nastiness is behind us, as far as those pesky thunderstorms. Still gonna
be cloudy today. We're gonna see highs of seventy five moving forward, about
a twenty percent chance of rain. We're gonna play. We got another game
to play coming up called Closest to the Pin. I'll how you're gonna win
those Struts tickets. We made that announcement on Monday. They're playing in the
House of Blues coming up. Tickets on sale this Friday. I'll tell you
everything. You don't have to do much. All you gotta do is just
pick a member of the show and let them do all the work. But
I'll explain everything coming up in just a little bit. Right now, Tessa
has Houston's headlines. Yeah, I'm gonna lead with weather because that, as
you mentioned, Rob, that's severe thunderstorm watch for Southeast Texas is no longer
in effect. But many are waking up to what these powerful storms left behind
overnight, right, So people, they're asking people to just be weather aware.
People have seen a lot of lightning, hurt, a lot of thunder
this morning and just overnight, ye kind of got pounded, right, there
were outages all I'm on the Center Point outage tracker right now. Over one
hundred thousand customers affected, right, So they're doing their best to restore power
to whoever is being affected by that now, and yeah, just give yourself
some time this morning. You know, we know how to do this.
I mentioned Rebecca who was without power listening to us on a boombox for homeroom.
Power just restored at her place. So they're working. They're working to
get you guys back up. There's also a local story I wanted to mention
because it is awful. A Houston woman is in custody, so she's accused
of stealing a woman's purse at a cemetery along with other thefts. This chick
is committing crimes at cemeteries. They say she reportedly stole a woman's purse from
her car at the Forest Park Lawndale cemetery while the victim was cleaning her daughter's
grave. Yeah, they have security of her using the victim's credit card at
a nearby Walgreens. A short while later, she's charged with motor vehicle burglary.
She's charged with credit card abuse and investigators says she's done this like she
has three similar crime charges and is a suspect in eight more cases. So
yeah, seriously, like the worst of the worst. Yeah, she's a
cemetery per snatcher, is what they're calling her. That's what I say.
They're saving the hottest seed in hell for that person. Like, yeah,
it is. It is disgusting. It's it's absolutely disgusting. Insults injury there.
But it is a local story. I wanted to mention, Okay,
would your ideal vacation include a short flight or going somewhere for a long drive.
A poll found seventy three percent of Americans prefer to road trip it when
possible. The average person has been on sixteen road trips in their lifetime and
according to the poll, here are the five best best parts of a road
trip. Seeing new landscapes and scenery. That's my favorite part. Listening to
music on the radio, so we we came second to nature. You know,
I'm okay with I will go with that too. Three. Getting a
break from your normal routine. For twenty five percent of people really just like
driving. They just really like being out on the open road. I cannot
relate at all. And then there's a tie between trying local food along the
way and getting to your destination. No matter how good the trip is,
getting there is always fun. I if I have the choice, I would
rather fly. I hate it, but I'm just so impatient. I like
to get to my destination. But the couple I've only been on like three
really good road trips, and they were all fantastic. I went last year.
Yeah, I went across Texas. I did a Texas road trip.
I made it all the way out to uh big Bend, Oh big bed
Bench. That's on my bucket list. Okay, see, I am gonna
get on a road trip and do that. I went to Big Ben and
then Marfa. Skip Marfa. Everybody to skip Marfa, Skip Marfa. Skip
it sucks. Let's talk about your entertainment news kit Harrington. His return is
John snow on A Game of Throne spin off is no longer happening, at
least for now. He's, well, there was going to be the spin
off, and I guess they were gonna it was gonna be like before he
died, he said, we live in a multi verse. Now you don't
know. I didn't watch. I'm not going to tell you was coming.
But dude, he dies, They sat him and then he comes back at
what, dude, I'm telling you that it's weird. Okay. He says
there may be a time in the future when we returned to it, but
at the moment it is firmly on the shelf. Kid also mentioned that he
never wanted it leaked in the first place. He didn't want the fans to
start making theories or getting excited when it wasn't definite. But too late,
it already happened. He was clear. But he was clearly such a breakout
star of that really was, and he hasn't done a whole lot since.
He's a little fellow. I think he's a little guy. He was such
a strong character, so good. I mean, look at Jeremy Ellen White,
the bear we love. But he's a little guy too, and he's
got work. All these actors my height. Yeah about the guy that played
Brand, what's he up to? Brand's not doing anything? Just the winner?
Oh good choice of song. Okay. Twisted's sister has been dormant for
eight years. They never intended to get back together, but they might not
be able to resist for much longer. Jase Snyder says, as a result
of all the bands retiring and dying, the offers get bigger and bigger for
the holdouts to come back. That's what we're gonna call him for now,
the holdouts. If your band's not reuniting and going on tour, you're a
holdout like Oasis their holdouts. At some point you got to say yes ho
outs. He's like, how can I say not to that? Like at
some point he says, the numbers are just gonna get too enticing, he
say, he said they have some very general discussion in case the offers reached
that can't refuse level. But yeah, that's what Slayer did. They were
the one band that I said wired and they really stay. They stepped they
stayed done. Yeah, and then a couple like five or six festivals came
to them with money that they just had never been offered before. Okay,
we'll do it. So he's just he's just telling us that they're going to
do it. Yeah, you know, and I'm not. I'm not.
It's not it's not a bad thing. It's just the money's there. You
can't say no to it. Yeah, those reasons that's like this was I
want to rock or we're not gonna take it the bigger twists. Oh,
not even close. We're not gonna take it. Yeah, not even close.
I think I want to rock. The better song. It is a
song Astros Fell the Royals forty three and extras. Last night we're gonna play
the Royals again. Tonight Spencer is gonna make his major league gametros. I
don't know. I mean it sounds like spaghetti. It's pretty perfect. He's
the Astra's top prospect, so that'll be a really cool thing to see tonight.
He's gonna be going up against Kansas City Seth Lugo. First pitches at
six forty and you can listen to it on our sister station, Sports Talk
seven ninety. In the NBA, Rockets got to win last night. They
beat the Magic one eighteen to one oh six. Fred van Vliet had thirty
seven points of the night to lead all players in scoring. They're gonna have
a day off today before they put the Jazz on the road tomorrow night.
That is what's going on in sports. The Rod Ryan Morning Show, six
Am, The Buzz, The Buzz, Good morning, rod Ryan Show.
I truly wild wild card Wednesday. Man, that weather was wild this morning.
I told you guys, I got up about about two thirty and I
was done. That was it. I wasn't calling back to bed, but
larm's going off at three point fifteen. It's two thirty. My dog's jumping
on me trying to get in the bed, and it was really wild out
there. Uh is it? Weezy out to go to the bathroom this morning?
I mean, my dog will not go outside when it's raining. Uh.
Yeah, Weezy jumped up on the bed. Our power was going in
and out. We have those Wi Fi lights that like you can do through
your phone, and so when the power goes out, whenever it comes back
on, all the lights in our house are on. So I kept happening
throughout the night, and Weezy was just on the bed, off the bed,
on the bed, off the bed. And I took her out this
morning and usually do it like a nice little walk. And she went did
her business and was right back. Got our gate, like, let's go
back, instid, I'm not doing this. Yeah, it was Uh.
I had to. You know, who just goes out in my yard?
I got a gate. I gotta put her on the leash, drag her
out there. I'm like, you go to the bathroom. Come on,
it's raining your dog, I mean, come on. Chile was talking,
uh in his neck of the woods. So there were some tornadoes. So
Chili's out in Katown on the best side and pretty close to your house.
Dude, I'm South, I'm South, Mason. Yeah, it was a
tornado right there, man. It ruined a couple of bars. That Bourbon
Street bar. Yeah, yeah, right down the street from the house.
That's where it hit. Alex kind of grew up in k Town. You
know that Bourbon Street bar. Well, actually the mean streets of Katie,
but you know we used to party of Bourbon Street. Yeah, that that
places got a I got hit, man. It ruined tornado. Kingsland,
right, yeah, kings like Mason and Kingsley. Yeah, that's not far
from my buddy most Street Moses right across the street. Yeah yeah, I
even had a mos night in a long time. Man, you talking about
blacking out? Oh my god. That bar sounds like we're making plans.
Then how do you make it a plan? I'm down a night for I
am down for a most night and it's walking distance from me, So I'm
good. We can say we can have a swimming party of a Chilis chilli
y'all can all have one dog to sleep with you? Yeah? All right,
Well listen, I hope you guys are okay. I mean, oh,
I just got a message from Roger Is, the director of our golf
tournament. Our golf tournament's happening today. I don't see anything over a twenty
percent chance of rain. As a matter of fact, it drops down to
almost nothing moving forward for a lot of the hours that we're going to be
golfing. It's just hopefully everything is draining right now. I gotta go get
a white T shirt. You guys are doing white T shirt like a wet
T shirt contest for the twins. You wonder if you gotta go to the
gravy hole in the Chili Hall. Here we go. This is Roger.
Good morning. He's at the hotel. He stays close because he's out in
Lake Houston. Skies are gray. No rain party is on. Let's go,
boy, does that fucking copy? All right? Golf tournament is happening?
Baby, is a ting it? No? What if we just started
early? Yeah, we're gonna play kind of a game because we're doing the
golf tournament. We're gonna play a game. It's called Closest to the Pin.
And I have prepared a bunch of things for the game. I was
getting that together yesterday after the show. Chili's gonna come in here. We
can explain this after the break. Yeah, yeah, we're not gonna okay,
we can explain this after the break and we'll get then we'll get you
guys calling in what either Alex Tessa or Chile is going to win you those
struts tickets on a little game coming up, So don't go anywhere. Houston
Rock Houston's alternative and the rod Ryan Morning shownte four or five Buzz told it's
free man, Good Morning rod Ryan Show. I mean, what are we
gonna charge you for this? Thunderstorms the worst is behind us. Man,
that's it. All they gotta do is kind of just drain, dry out
a little bit. There is some standing water. There is some power outages
still to deal with. But as far as the storms boom, that is
way east of us now Louisiana, Mississippi. That storm just like just cooked
right along. So we're fine the rest of the day. I just gotta
dry out. What's trending, They're trying to get rid of lunchibles. There's
a push to get rid of lunchables off school menus because they have a lot
of sodium in them. They have nearly two hundred more milligrams of sodium than
the store bought lunchibles. There's a big story on the food blog page today
about doc. Yeah, so the school version of the lunchibil has so much
salt in it, and yeah, you gotta go. You like it,
and you have meats and cheeses sitting out forever and they don't go bad.
That's bad. I don't care. It's delicious. Preservatives alexs Ever heard of
them? Grow a Peter pan Okay. The city of Cleveland. Cleveland designated
the former home of Jesse Owens as a historic landmark. So if you didn't
know Jesse Owens lived at home when at the same time when he won four
gold medals in Germany nineteen thirty six. L Yeah, that was the best.
So at the Cleveland Restoration Society is working with the homes current owner on
external renovation and they plan to bring back some of the history from the Owens
era. That movie is really good. I think it was just a Netflix
movie because I definitely didn't see it in theaters. But the movie they did
on Jesse Owens's life with his coach. Who was it? It's Ted Lasso
is his coach. I don't know that I saw that. Yeah, Jason
Sedeikis is his coach in the Jesse Owens movie. It's a really good When
it was recently, it was like within the last year, Jesse say Owens.
Yeah, I don't remember that. Yes, you guys would like it.
You guys would really like it. Okay, I'll get you. I'll
get you the DT that and I'll actually tweeted out as well. And then
of course our Wild Car Wednesday is now the number one blog page. It
finally surpassed Yesterday's Looking at Girls blog page, which went viral because it was
Jona Jamison's fiftieth birthday. So that's what's trending on eighty four five of the
bus a calming music The Master, Get my paper ready? Okay, well,
we have a golf tournament today. Master starts tomorrow. They're doing the
par three on CBS. Sorry, we have a game that we can play.
It's called Closest to the Pin and uh, you guys, you guys
have paper and pen yep, you want to try it? Just I just
want to let me see how you guys do, and then we'll have chili
come in for the real game. But one of the things that I might
ask now I won't please, and you have to write down your answers quite
quickly. I don't want to googling it. How tall in feet is the
Eiffel Tower? How many feet tall? Tessa? All the feet and foot
that's probably write it down. The game is called the game is called write
it down. The game is called write it down. It is now I
don't know how many feet in feet? How tall is the Eiffel Tower?
Please check in with your answers to me, Alex, what say you one
hundred and sixty nine feet? You're a jackass. I put fifty seven thousand,
five hundred and fifty. I wanted to put fifty thousand. Then I
wanted to put a two, and then I was like, no, no,
no, fifty. What is your final answer? Fifty seven thousand,
five hundred and fifty feet? I'm right right? What is it? Nine
hundred and eighty four? How is Alex Crosser with his answer? So I
just should have like multiplied mind by more. No, you should have really
gone to all right, well feet? What do you want to pick?
Guys? I want to take that take a practice. I'm going to practice
my this so much better during the game. No, during the break,
I am gonna practice my numbers. I'm serious. Chili line up, somebody
line up, somebody that wants to be on Team Chili, Team Tessa uh
and Team Alex. Don't closest to the pin. I had something in my
throat seven one, three, two, nine four five closest to the pin
coming up the Rod Ryan Show on the bus, that's today, Today is
going to be the greatest day. Yeah, it is. Today already is
the greatest day. Kidding me, it's a great day. It's a great
day to have a great day. Alex, Yeah it is. Yeah,
and your twins in the room with us. Chili, You're gonna have to
Chili. You are gonna have to teach these kids how to play this game.
I'm trying, man, I'm gonna try. You've won before. I've
won before in the old building. Okay, I was undefeated in that old
building. Miss that. Not even gonna ask you, what's the problem here?
Where to begin? Guys. I hope you're off to a great start
to your day. I hope those of you that are without power are getting
restored soon. It was some wicked, wicked storms last night, that's for
sure. Chilli said he was up at around two thirty as well. Yeah,
it was. There was no going back to sleep after that. So
the thunderstorms, all the worst is behind us. We are doing the golf
tournament today, all benefiting Texas Adaptive Aquatics. I'm so excited to see all
of you out there today. Be a little sloppy, but we can do
this. We can do this. We like sloppy, we know. We
announced the Struts on Monday. We stole that from Jeremy. The Struts are
going to be at the House of Blues on July twenty third tickets to go
on sale Friday at ten a. M I've been working on my numbers the
whole time. Closest to the Pin. I just can't do the whole game
like that. Why it's time for Closest to the Pin the Max on CBS.
Good morning, is this Michael? As soon as Michael? Michael,
Who's gonna play for you today? Alex? All right? I mean he
was closer. He can't. You can't put down sixty nine for everything,
dummy. I didn't work. I did. That's what I'm saying today,
Michael. I'm worried about him putting sixty nine on everything. Well, okay,
all right, hang on, let's talk to August. Good morning,
Good morning, Hey August, who's playing for you? I'm going for Chili
Chili quarter and he won? August augusta pun Augustus. Okay, yeah,
yeah, yeah, all right, you got a good shot here. Jeff.
On the other hand, Hey Jeff, good morning. You you wanted
Tessa? Yeah, all right, well you got her, so congrats Jeff,
Jeff, Jeff, my name Tessa. I'm gonna ask you guys,
uh, You're gonna have to write down your numbers everybody's got paper and sharpie.
Yes, okay, let's start this game show on the road. You
gotta get three to win. That's take a while more than two. Time
to play closest to the pin. First question, how many dots in total,
big ones and small ones are on a pac Man board like the video
game or the video game? Yes, sir, you know the old one
at Pizza Hut, the stand up, the stand up or the sit down?
One same amount of dots? How many dots on that board? Tessa
told me, all right, please hold up your answers. What do you
got? Chile? Two thousand dots? I mean, boy, you better
be hungry, six sixteen, eighteen hundred. Alex's closest there are two hundred
and forty four dots. How long does it? I thought it was like
a couple of hundred, is what I was saying. I didn't want to
go over. I didn't know if that was two hundred and forty four dots.
Alex closest to the panel, got to get three of these, not
even three hundred dots. All right, here we go, good restaurom,
thoughts, good candy, Okay, this is good for today. What is
the average number of dimples on a golf ball. Oh, I was thinking
it was stripper no one. It could be the same number Chilli, the
places you hang out, Yeah, the host is quick that what did it
for? This? I know nobody knows that closest to the pin? Please?
How what is the average number of dimples on a golf ball? I
need answers? Please? All right? I go first? Yeah, okay,
eighty for Alex, ninety six for Chile five. Hold up your Answerred,
you gotta hold them up. Eighty ninety six and five hundred right?
Oh? What you win tests on us? Hang on? We said ninety
Chili ninety six? You said ninety six? Yeah? You in math?
Yeah, I have to Hey, good job, Chillis there's three hundred and
thirty six. Chili gets the square. Chili gets the square? Do you
even golf broke? Yes? Dude? How about testa Chilli? Hey?
I don't know the answer. No, I don't think anybody walking around with
that knowledge. Hard All right, here we go. Maybe someone gets this
one, Maybe someone gets a hole in one. How many children does former
NFL quarterback Philip Rivers have? Oh? How many children don't know cheating?
Look at anybody else's paper, closest to the pin, closest to the kid
on this one, closest to the kid. Please submit your answers. Twelve
for Tessa, eleven for Alex, eight for Chile. Ten Alex is closed.
I thought he had a full starting. He's got ten. It was
him. He has a full story lineup, including himself. Yeah, he
could play quarterback obviously. Well you don't know. All right, here we
go. Let's get Tessa in this game. Please, Oh you're here.
Yes, I'm trying. How many? How many combined calories you got me
there? Big mac, large fries and a large soda not diet? How
many combined calories Tessa, the big Mac, the fries, and the large
soda not diet. Okay, combined calories? Please submit your answers. Alex
is one away from winning this game. You all right, here we go.
Please hold up your answer. Tessa four thousand, six hundred four sixty
nine jackass five thousand secret sauce. Actual combined calories is one thousand, three
hundred and seventy three. Alex with the Alex, how about that he was
playing for Michael. This Michael, your boy came through. He did it?
Yes, he did I came through this game? Chubbs would be proud
of That was for Chubs. I thought it was going to be much higher
on the calories as well. So yeah, that one, I can't even
bust balls on. Everyone's gonna go, so you gotta go a little lower.
What is Michael One? Tell him a sixty nine something parent take see
the struts. July twenty third of the House of Blues. Congratulations Michael,
you gonna protect the family? Michael, Yes, thank you? All right?
Was it a great job? Normally? I like, I like it?
What when I get done with again, I'm like, great job,
everybody? May I mean pretty good job everybody. Here's something forty one ninety
four, five The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning,
Rot, Ryan Show, seven forty one and Fat Live. They're coming to
town. It's their farewell tour. We'll see, we'll see concert calendar always
uh logging onto the mainframe at the Buzz dot com, Ashley with an I
beat all of you with her answers. She said, congratulations, what did
you way? Now? I trust her, but she did send me.
She goes, here's all my answered for the questions that you asked, she
won. After you heard the answer, google it Chi And then, according
to Chili, somewhere there's a kid that started playing pac Man in the eighties
and he's still trying to clear all five thousand dots. That could be like
level four. We don't know, trying to clear all five fifty seven thousand
dots on that one page expert level. He's still on the front page of
pac Man since the eighties. I love that game, not enough to know
it five thousand, Chili said, Okay, uh, you know what,
damn it. I'm out of time too. I got the wiener hole question
up. Ah so wiener pole, Yeah, yeah, yeah, well wiiner
hole is on the pole, and guys, do you use your wiener hole?
Wouldn't go into the bathroom? Okay, like in the panties in the
indies. Fifty two percent of our audience never twenty two percent of our audience.
Sometimes Alex had a whole thing why he uses the wiener hole once in
a while. It's weird. I've never dragged my rocket through that hole,
not once. Not all of us are skilled in them. Twenty five set
of us, twenty five percent of our audience always uses the Wiener Hole.
I didn't think. I didn't even think it was gonna be one. I
didn't think it was gonna be one, just because I'm living in my own
little bubble here. I've never used it once. No Wienner holes here,
none Hollless then never what I have them there. It just it's nonsense that
it's even available to me. Houston's Rocking Alternatives The Rod This Morning Show from
six to ten AM. Ninety four or five s Buzz ninety four or five
buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan's Show. Thank you, thank you,
thank you for starting your day off with us. We got all that nasty
weather behind us, leaving behind some standing water in some areas, power outages.
This one's talking about all these lights that are out. It's a four
way stop when the traffic signal is not working. I'm sure she's going to
talk more about this, but yeah, the worst of it is behind us
now today cloudy Hive have seventy five low chances of rain moving forward, We've
got the golf tournament later on this afternoon. Don't worry, We'll take lots
of pictures. That's nice. When that happens, you're like, we're not
gonna take that we are we are like a dramatic pause. We're not we
are gonna take lots of pictures and you're bringing the TV cameras out. Huh
Yeah, I'm gonna go live, so I'm gonna talk to Roger early on.
I'm gonna be like the serious, like important interview early no with Roger,
and then who is the president of Texas? And then I'll do Lord
knows what with Rod. There's never any plan with Rod. He refuses to
be scripted. Yes, he is anti establishment, but I'm gonna find you
by I'm gonna talk to you on live television like a wild stallion. Okay.
My Phonetogue is worried about that. He's like, uh do you think
uh we chasing around Rod on a golf Cardigan could stands still for his away.
All right, what do you got for Houston's headlines this morning? We
know there were thunderstorms, heavy rain, there was lightning, strong winds,
There was damage done to buildings there. There was a couple of Katie businesses
damaged by these severe storms. Right, So that's what the guys were kind
of talking about over on the west side. But some places got up to
four inches of rain, But the rain is now moving east. It's moving
into Louisiana this morning, so we're looking like peaks of sunshine the rest of
our Wednesday. So that's good. Yeah, me too. That'll be good
for the for the golf tournament. And then a lot of people talking about
the art car parade this weekend. There's a crawfish Fest with k PRC two,
So I think we're gonna have good weather for those things. Fingers crossed.
So that's the big story is the weather. And then Alex are you
running for this story? I was told to do flaming on the rain,
all right, okay, right, you know, just so you know if
you didn't know. The Arizona Supreme Court is bringing back an abortion band under
a law from eighteen sixty four. This is the big serious story this morning.
The law was from when Arizona was still a US territory. It bans
all abortions except for risk to the mother. The previous law, enforced in
twenty twenty two, bands abortion after fifteen weeks, except when the life of
the mother is at risk. A lot of people talking about that this morning.
Let's switch gears. If you have tattoos that are over a decade old,
you might have a tattoo that you regret. A survey says forty nine
percent of people have a tattoo that they don't like or know someone who does.
So. PetSmart has this new contest right and five lucky winners will get
a free tattoo. The idea is that you're covering up an old tattoo that
you now regret with a new tattoo of your beloved pet. It's called Tattoo
Redo, and they fly you out to La for two nights. They'll cover
your session with a tattoo artist. It's got to be a small one that
can be done in a sitting like You're not gonna get a full back piece
on them. This will be like twenty five hundred dollars or less, which
is still a lot of money. Tattoos are not cheap, so you can
go apply. We have the link and you can send in an old You
can send in a photo of your old tat and the pet that will inspire
your new ink. If you already have a tattoo of your pet, you
can share a photo of it and they'll give you a top tier status in
their royalty program. We're not getting the tattoo of Wheezy. Over that tattoo
on your butt sheeek on your butt cheek you just want Wheezy is very photogenic
Voo. She looks like she's abducted when a person. She's so sweetie,
but she does look abducted every time and cannot get those teeth in her mouth.
There's always at least one. There's always at least one sticking out.
Okay, if you haven't checked out Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga in the teaser,
I just watched. Okay, what do you think? It looks amazing?
It does look good. Right, it's Todd Phillips. Right, how
do you say the name? I don't know, but okay, Joker Joaquin
Phoenix is perfect. He looks skinnier, if that's possible, than the first
Joker. God, he's so good at this role. He's better at this
role than Robert Towney junr Is at Iron Man, who's the best? Right?
This is just perfect for him. This makes me really believe the storyline
like Joker is a fictional character from you know, we've had comic books and
Batman's but the way they're tying it in with the flashbacks and the mental health
and and you know, Lady Gaga sees him in the prison in the trailer
and they it looks like love it first sight, and it's like, this
is a storyline that is so believable, Like two like kind of like crazy
people, they fall for each other and then like chaos ensues. It hits
theater's October fourth. This is gonna put him if there's even a question about
okay him or Heath Ledger right, and I know Heath passed away and all
of that, but it's I don't think it comes close. I think this
is the Joker. Oh, I don't know. I don't think I agree
with it. They both want Academy Awards. I just I just don't.
I think with the fact that it's a one off with Heath and it was
just I don't know. I think this is just so different. I think
it's so wonderfully different. And that original Joker, the one you're talking about
with Joaquin with Jaquen, that gross over a billion dollars, so people probably
more people probably agree with you on this. It was the first R rated
film to gross over a billion dollars. These Ledgers just so iconic in the
fact that he passed away. I don't know. I guess that one will.
That one's hard to top. Go check out the trailer. It's on
links and guests and the look of it what Todd Phillips does. And you
know, I don't know, I'm no movie expert, but the cinematography,
the way that it looks, it just it looks like I have to see
it on the big screen. Yeah, it looks pretty awesome. I love
Lady Gagaze well. Liam Gallagher has responded to former Oasis bass player Andy Bell's
recent comments about an Oasis reunion and he's like, dude, you're getting people's
hopes up. He mentioned now Bell had mentioned the possibility of reunion during an
interview, saying, yeah, they probably will. I think they'll probably do
it. I don't think it looks likely right now. But life is is
long, isn't it. Gallagher was pretty upset about the remark. He went
to the X and saying, Andy Bell from Ride the shoegazing phenomenon should really
not be getting people's hopes up. It's not big and it's not clever.
Oof. So yeah, you can go look at the back and forth between
that, because Bell did end up apologizing for causing disappointment, and that kind
of ended the exchange. On Twitter or the X those are using deadlines taking
Alex Yeahstros fell the Royals four to three and extra innings last night. They're
gonna play them again tonight. Spencer ah again. He's gonna be on the
mound for the Stros. He'll be going up against Kansas City's Seth Lugo.
Araghetti is the astros top prospect, making his major league debut first pitches at
six forty. You can listen to the game on our sister station, Sports
Talk seven ninety. In the NBA, the Rockets got to win last night.
They beat the Magic One eighteen to one oh six Fred van Vliet at
thirty seven points in the night to lead all players in scoring. They're gonna
have a day off today before they play the Jazz on the road tomorrow night.
That is what's going on in sports, all right, Thanks guys.
Houston's Rocking alternatives, The Rod Ryant Morning Show six to ten AM ninety four
or five Buzz ninety four to five, The Buzz Good Morning, Rob Ryan
Show. Halfway point of the show, eight o six thunderstorms behind us.
Everyone seems to be pretty amped up about the golf tournament today. I am
as well. We gotta wrap up our work. This is where I get
on Alex a little bit, got all his disciples out there at the gravy
gang hole. I'm sure. Laida, Lael, thank you. What's uh?
How long does it take you to get your stuff done today? What's
your what's your et a? What's your like? Whole wheels up? Yeah,
we talked about this last week. What's your wheels home? I'm hoping
I can get out by eleven. Nice. I gotta go home, take
a dog out, and the same ahead. Yeah, home makes your voo
boom, grab some grab a few things that I need, and then uber
out there and then boom. I'm ready to party on a golf course that
noon or a little after. Okay, all right, it's good stuff.
Now let's talk about what really matters here the wiener hole in your underwear.
Finally, let's talk about what really matters. Finally, some people are blown
away. Much like I said that, I've never had a margarita. You're
just living a different life. I have never dragged my junk through that hole
to go to the bathroom. What's funny to me is when guys say what
do you do? Do you need me to explain it? I think so
do I do? I do? Do you feel that there's not one other
option like the wiener hole? Or you just pissed yourself? Yeah, listen
to your boy, listen to your Jerome over here, Rod, I seriously
want to know this. If you don't use the wiener hole, what do
you do? What do you do? Undo your pants? Pull them down
around your ankles at the urinal urinal? Alex caught me that he said,
grow up, Peter Pan. Seriously. Okay, everything that you said,
yes, except for my pants around my ankles. But little boys do that.
It's the funniest thing when you see like all these dudes going to the
bathroom. You see like a little kid, his pants are around his ankles.
They just throat no to hold him up. Everybody else. You gotta
hold him up a little bit, you know, Uh No, my pants
will go around my ankle's Peter Pan. Yeah, Josh Tree, get out
of here, Orlando, brother, Rod, you've never used the wiener hole,
never, So you always unbuckle your pants or shorts, pull your rundies
down and go seems like a waste of time. No, no, no,
what you've just explained has got to be quicker. Monkey around with that
wier hole. Come on, come on, come on, I guarantee I'm
going before you. I promise you. I am Alex. You came up
with a scenario where you do use the Wiener hole, and it is when
you're like, maybe I'm wearing a dress shirt. If I'm wear yeah,
if I'm wearing like a wedding or something, and you got to taka dress
shirt in, Like I'm not good at that. You don't want to untoss,
so I get one good tuck in like when I'm getting ready, and
then I gotta just make sure that lasts the rest of the night. Yeah.
My favorite thing, like a wedding is like when like you're day like
it's like the reception part, and like you can just untock the shirt because
then it's just you can you can peel like a normal person. Again,
Yeah, but not using when I do wait wait, wait, wait,
when you said pee like a normal person, we're not using the you.
We're not using the Wiener role, not using the Winner hole normal person.
Most like ninety nine point nine percent of the time I do not, But
then when I have that that tucked shirt and I don't want to have to
do that. That's more That seems to me like more work than just maneuvering
it through the the Wiener hole in my box. What about the Guatemalan nightmare,
I don't know. He's he does the shorts method, you know,
when you're in the shorts and you can just kind of pull it through the
shorts. He does that twins because he's kind of wearing like sporty things,
right, He's wearing elastic, so he just this is how Chili goes.
I would bet he had we could just ask him. But here's how Chili
goes to pe all right. He grabs the elastic on the shorts and and
and underwear at the same time, and then right now and then prepared going.
He just like both of them come down at the same time, and
then you go right. Yeah. But when I'm when I'm using pants like
blue jeans or something, I use the hole. You do use the winner
hole. Yeah, I want to do the slipper and then it's ruck there.
Anybody ever used everybody everybody ever crank up the leg on a pair of
like running shorts. I think that's what Chili does. That's what I do.
What he does. And you walked in and like, well, he's
peeing, Like you go out the leg hole. We used to do that
in football. Crouch, I do that, get on her knee and you
can pee while you're like listening to your coach. Ew, you're going to
get it all over your leg. That was a friend that there's a friend.
I don't know if he was doing it just missed with people or not.
Yeah, but uh, he would pull his pants down to his knee
and go repete at the urinal. Yeah. Now that's that's what's funny.
That's a girl. Peter So on the X, guys, do you use
the Wiener hole when going to the bathroom. I think we've explained there are
other ways to do it. Never, fifty two percent of our audience okay,
I'm in there. I'm never Uh. Sometimes twenty one percent that would
be Alex and it sounds like ChIL a once in a while. Twenty six
percent of our audience always uses the Wiener hole. I have another question.
We're talking about using the hole. You've come to the right place. This
is a safe space. If you're just an exclusive I only use the Wiener
hole. Do you unbutton your pants or do you just unzip the fly?
And there's no unbuttoning done at all. I always have to unbutton, even
if it is just if I'm using the Winner hole in the boxers, you're
still unbuttoned the pants. It sounds like a treasure hunt now, right,
and that sounds that sounds impossible to be able to Like you have to reach
in through the zipper right there, you know, Maneutric right, it's the
whole thing, right, he's right my right in the top button. No
matter what, right, I'll tell you what. I'm just gonna say this.
Tell I'm going to have to leave it here. My method, there's
no touching anything. That's the best, the best, my method. When
you're gonna rip your rocket like through the holes you're you know, yeah,
take care of I'm not touching anything. I'm not touching anything. I still
wash my hands because I don't people think I'm weird. Grow of course I'm
washing my hands afterwards. But there's been no junk in my en at all.
Right, Weener whole weirdos. That could be a band name that's been
suggested already. We're the Wiener weirdos. Is that a shot? That's my
next thing. Somebody had brought Wiener hole up for the shot at ditch Day.
I said, we got to add it to the list. I'll put
it on the list. Okay, this question, this burning question, good
one, good one. It's on the X at rod Ryan's show. You
still this Rock and Alternatives The rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am ninety
four or five. Buzz oh why laugh? Every time it sounds like Alex
made his music, you know, or like you know the vow it's Vince
Carter's nephew, you know it is that made that for him. It's like,
yeah, sure, I'll use that kid asking. All right, let's
find out what's trending this morning. What you got. I'm putting my foot
down looking Girls blog page. According to young people, if you wear eyeshadow,
that's the tell that's a telltale sign that you are just old. Gen
Z thinks eyeshadow is a gen X and a millennial thing. Yeah it is.
And you know what I'm You're not gonna take away my smoky I You're
not gonna take away the levels of contouring and that's that I'm doing. But
that's all I see on the internet. Well, I shadow means you're old.
Yeah, well here I am. You know what, Normally I listen
in these little pip squeaks and I'm like, you know what, good point.
I'll put my hair part down the middle. I'll get away to the
side park, I'll get some baggy jeans. You're not taking away my eyeshadow.
Dog, Like, get a little life, Get a little life,
you know what, because you can't afford I shadow. Okay, let's go.
You just called they're poor dog. Okay. Uh. This is also
Wild Car Winsday is our number one performing blog page. Poco Poco from Houston
is who we have to thank for this Wildcar Wednesday submission. Thank you so
much, Paco, thank you so much. And then if you go over
to Google trending, you will see that the women's basketball the Nielsen ratings are
in the NC double A. Women's basketball did, in fact, the final,
the final game out performed the men's And you know that's that's a huge
thing, drawing a record number of TV viewership. It's big day, big
day for for her story, Alex. That's what's trending on any four five
the bus Liz says, thank God for earbuds. Why do you think this
silly show? That's why I should thank God for earbuds. Good morning everyone
in caps. Lmaoh, I just started this new job. I'm listening to
you guys with my earbuds. I'm trying not to laugh my ass off.
Holy s this is so great. You all y'all are so freaking funny.
Have the best day listeners since day one. List Thank you because the winer
hole wiener hole. But it's been added to the ditch day shot suggestions,
CLIs. I'm going to put that on the stories. Yeah, you take
a batch of wiener hole shots. They're gonna have to make over there.
Where are we doing this thing? A little uncomfortable. We don't have a
date or location yet, but we have first things first. I mean it's
always the most important thing is coming up with what shot we're going to be
doing. Right, Let's give away some tickets here, Okay, I have
a pair of tickets see Glass Animals the Tour of the Earth Show at Woodlands
Swiveli in September twenty First tickets go on until tomorrow, So they're going on
until Thursday at ticketmaster dot com tomorrow at tenning in was last year the escalator
because of my knee injury? Was that two years ago? I think it
was two years ago? Yesterday was the chili brown? Was a chili brown
shot? Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And
I had thirty thousand of those, oh chili icila and like pineapple, and
it was actually really good. They had to heat. There was te heena
and there was yeah, there was like a halo pano buddle and there are
some good Lord. I passed that at your couch that night. Yeah you
did. I remember how I got there. I was. It's like,
oh, I'm on Rod's ouch, Alex is here. Huh, what's this
time to uber home? All right, let's go Glassy Animals. Tickets collar
ten The Rod Ryan Show on nine of US ninety four five of the buzz
Ony one Pilot's an Overcompensate Rod Ryan Show. Uh did that show sell out
when it went on sale Friday? I don't know, I don't know.
I don't know either. I'm wondering. I know a lot of people they
reacted and they said tickets were going fast on Friday, but I never got
an official word. I guess I could just go in there and try and
buy tickets at some point today, just to see. I'm just curious if
that was another show that was going to sell out soon. I think it
was going to be that one. Let me know if you had success or
you didn't have success getting those tickets. Thunderstorms behind us, maybe a little
bit of rain here and there, but mostly cloudy. Sky's moving forward.
There's still some standing water. There's still a handful of you with no power
high today of about seventy five. There's Billy. Billy wants to talk about
his Wiener Hole. Hi, Billy, Hey, what's going on? Man?
I mean, if you're a guy calling this show today, you know
you're going to be fished talking weeds. Do you know you're going to be
forced to talk about your panty situation? Do you use the wheel on the
Billy? Oh yeah, definitely. You use the Wiener home definitely. Yeah.
Can you hear me? Yeah? I can hear you now. You
use the Wiener hole every time fifty fifty. Okay, it's a fifty to
fifty guy. So he goes into the sometimes category. You're like, no,
he's just like whatever you're feeling. You're feeling like a wiener. Whole
day you wake up is whatever you're feeling. Man, there's probably better holes
on, like depending on the underwear, the van buttons. Oh yeah,
yeah yeah. Am I in a hurry or not? You know? Yeah,
I'm always in a hurry. That rod is a speed pier, but
in everything that I do and trying to get my kid out the door,
She's like, Dad, why are we gonna rush all the time? Like,
because that's my life. Okay, let's get there. Let's just get
to where we're going. I love her for asking you that she got I
couldn't love her. She's now starting to bring that up, like are we
gonna be late? I mean, why are we rushing? Like why are
we hustling? Because I want to This is hustle town. I need the
car. I need motion, I need movement. We gotta go, we
gotta go. Hey, Billy, your call her ten congratulations. Oh it's
the man. I appreciate it. I appreciate you. What are you giving
them, dude, I'm gonna give you the pair of tickets to Sea Glass
Animals at Wolands Pavilion. Tickets aren't even on se for this yet, but
you got him because you answered that dumb wiener whole question, and you call
it awes. It had nothing to do with your wiener hole. All right,
you just you won the tickets. You were a caller. Ten.
Congratulations. All right, dude, I appreciate it. I have a good
day. I'm sorry about the subject. He sorry. It will happen again
because I got a band name out of it and possibly a shot, so
I'm not mad. It's like almost a trifecta, and it is a trifecta.
Great topic. It's a quad effecta great topic to talk about. Killer
poll question, possible shot suggestion immediately on the band name list, wiener whole,
weirdos. Okay, all right, thank you, you're welcome. I
like this guy. I liked the I like what he did. Normally I
would read a story like this and I would say, Okay, I like
it. This guy works at a museum in Germany. Uh huh. They
he got fired. Okay. They had a modern art section in the U
in the gallery and dude hung up one of his own paintings. Nice.
I don't know. I don't hate that either. He's he's fifty one years
old. He's described as a former technician at the museum. I don't know
what that means. He was hoping that it might help him break through as
an artist. I mean, we've all seen art before, and I don't
know one person that hasn't looked at something on the wall and said, I
could have done that. So he did that. He did that, and
then he hung his up there. The problem was his stuff was hanging next
to Andy Warhols. This is a really nice Hey, you know what you
gotta you gotta be a little de Lulu Warhol Schmorehall. Yeah, get in
there. I'm an artist too. It's all it's all subjective. It happened
in February. He went in after hours. He hung a four foot painting
on an empty wall right next to a warholl I love that, okay,
And then that's about it. They haven't said, now this is the gallery
releasing this information. They haven't said whether or not his painting was any good,
because why, they don't want to encourage other people to do this,
So they got to just you know, it might have been awesome. Did
he get some exposure? Well, they noticed it in the middle of the
day, so at least when you're talking about it, everybody that was there
all morning long, so they decided to wait until they figured it out in
the middle of the day. And I can just see the ear pieces.
What the hell is that thing on the wall over there? Don't make it
weird, don't talk about it. They didn't want to rip it down in
the middle of the day, so they left it up there all The guy
got one full day up there next to an Andy Warhol withever hit whatever his
painting was, so a full eight hours they oh no, here they go.
They say that the painting got no positive feedback from the visitors. I
don't believe it. I don't believe it. He did have to drill two
small holes in the wall to hang it, so on top of Blue losing
his job, he could be facing charges for property damn. Just go put
some toothpaste in the hole. It'll be fine. I like it. Some
guy walked into a gallery and duct taped the banana to the wall and they
were trying to sell that. Yeah, and people were like taking so many
pictures, like, oh my god, this is so magical. It's moving
me. He held a banana on the wall and put a piece of duct
tape over it. That was his installment. I thought it was beautiful.
Made him cry, don't get all right, rod you just don't get it.
You're right that I don't Ryan show an Empire upon Empire. The Buzz
ninety four or five, the Buzz, Good morning rod Ryan's show. It's
Lincoln Park. This is your rod Ryan Show on a wild card Wednesday.
That is the number one link today. Third row tickets for a perfect circle.
Uh. Teresa is also doing this in the in the afternoon. I
want to say at five o'clock she's gonna do the karaoke again. She's gonna
be asking you guys to do some singing. But we're both counting down five
four, three two one, so we both have third row tickets. I'll
just have you call in closer to around nine ten. I got a couple
of people upset that the world seems to be going after lunchables. There's a
story on the food blog page today. I didn't know lunchables were that.
I feel like Alex it's a big deal of like a big part of his
growing up lunchables. It's a good source of lead, not worse, I
mean protein, still good. There's lead in there, high amounts of lead,
not sodium that was the ish, but it's lead to Yeah, there's
a bunch of there's a bunch of issues. Apparently they tested a bunch of
lunchables. They found a ton of chemicals, relatively high amounts of lead.
Just not enough to exceed what's allowed. But it's not great, okay general,
So I'm going back to homesteading. I mean, anybody that's walking around
thinking lunchables are healthy, come on, they're not. Oh no. And
you know what else is it healthy? That is so good? That is
like so fancy? Those charcuterie boards. Those aren't the healthiest thing you can
put in your mouth. Guys. Processed meat, that's all you gotta say.
Process. It's like a higher level. It's like classy lunchable, country
club lunch Stephen, private school lunchables, Stephen Brozovich brother Rod, I went
specifically this morning. I dug through my underwear drawer. I have zero underwear
with a wiener hole. I really don't know how to use one. What
you're talking about, Rod will teach you? Are you are you French?
What are you wearing? I don't have one? What what brand are yours?
Right now? But is it a boxer brief? And there's just nothing
holeless. I have Polo by Ralph Laurenz and there's a rich boy and there's
a way hole. Okay, millionaire country club ride. These are a little
expensive. Yeah, yeah, we know, are all incline one is still
expensive. Probably. I wear one brand and one brand only. I found
it exclusive. I mean, you just wear all. We're an equestrian.
Here to the to the polo club. Listen. If I'm not here,
I'm on the pitch. Okay, on the polo. Yeah. If I'm
not here, I'm swinging a mallet. I'm pulling. Can't keep me off
those horses. Okay, I mean, don't you love that? Are all?
Okay? This is the real question. Are all of your panties purchased
singular? Everybody like like five? I do like a five for I think
it's thirty five. Now I go seamless Victory Secret. And then also now
that I'm a grown your old lady wear an eyeshadow. So yeah, but
me and my eyeshadow, we're like a Sonoma and they have like a nice
seamless pantethong that I like, Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's really nice.
It's a multi pack. No, you have to they do they'll do
like three for thirty two or something like that, but they don't come packaged
up together. No, no package all right, well yeah, but you
like what you like. When you get something that you like and it fits,
well, it's like, Okay, I'm gonna I'm sticking with these.
Yeah. I mean this pair that I have on there's probably a hole in
it on the side something. It's just throw it out. Come on,
I've I had this pair of panties longer than I was married. Okay,
dude, awesome, this is this panty. This underwear has not let me
down ever. Okay, me and you, Bro, Me and you,
You've always been there for me. Handy's he always supporting Houston's rocking alternatives.
The rod Last Morning Show from six to ten AM ninety four or five Buzz
ninety four or five. The Buzz is Good Morning, Rod Ryan's Show.
We are sitting on Third Road tickets for the APC show this Saturday night,
Push the Fur and if you want to sale the Seas of Cheese with Primus,
they're all gonna be on stage at the same time. I've got those
tickets coming your way at around nine ten. Listener Jeremy anyone keep an account
on how many times the word wiener has been said on the air today.
Ween, we know, Ween, we know, Ween, I don't have
an exact number, but adding that, I think we're about two away.
I'm quite sure that Radio Wizard has the email in his drafts, and we're
about two away from him hit and send. I'm not gonna read it.
There is a Game of Throne story. All I'm saying in this one.
I'm just saying, you know, I'm just letting you know. I don't
want to force anything, but when it works, it worst. H give
me cool little the wiener talk. Thunderstorms behind us, but let's let us
talk about that in Houston's headlines. Well, here's the good news of severe
thunderstorm watch for Southeast Texas is no longer in effect. But a lot of
people did wake up to what these storms left behind overnight. You know,
you had some businesses destroyed out in Katie, You have trees down, things
like that Center Point. As of seven twenty five am, we're still reporting
outages for more than eighty nine thousand Houston area customers. That number was well
over one hundred k earlier this morning, So we're still like tracking the outages
and things like that. There are high water spots reported. You know,
this is something that is pushing over to Louisiana. So it's not something we
have to worry too much about. Really, the severe weather is over with.
That's good. I kind of liked it. It came to the middle
of the night and not while people are out on the roads right now,
right, So yeah, that's your really your weather update. And we're still
going to be at the golf course this afternoon. So I don't know what
tell you grab some galoshes, grab some shoes that you don't mind getting a
little wet. I don't know. Okay, let's talk about the biggest pos
that I have read about in a while. There's a Houston woman in custody.
She's accused of stealing another woman's first at a cemetery, along with other
thefts. That's right, Harri's County Deputy Constables arrested LaToya White yesterday, excuse
me. Earlier this week on Monday, she reportedly stole a woman's purse from
her car at the Forest Park Lawndale cemetery while the victim cleaning her daughter's grave.
Security video reportedly caught White, using the victim's credit card and in nearby
Walgreens shortly after, she's charged with motor vehicle burglary and credit card abuse.
Investigator says she is charged with three similar crimes and is a suspect in eight
more cases. Anyone that can take advantage of really anyone, but specifically someone
who is warning someone they've lost close to them. What do you say,
hot a seat in hell? Yeah, that's what they're saving for that person
for sure. Okay, here's a question for a good hypothetical. If our
wiener pole wasn't so important, maybe we do this on a whole question.
What do you prefer? You like an ideal vacation that includes a short flight
to get to your destination, or do you prefer somewhat of a long drive.
A poll found seventy three percent of Americans preferred to road trip it when
possible. The average person has been on sixteen road trips in their life.
The five best parts, according to the poll, seeing new landscapes and scenery,
and then number two listening to music on the radio. Man you take
us with you on the iHeart app I'm in charge of Yeah. A lot
of people like getting a break from their routine. A lot of people really
just like driving, twenty five percent of people just really like drying driving.
And then the fifth reason is a tie between trying a local food along the
way and then of course just getting to your destination. Getting there is always
fun, according to this pool, that's what they're saying, just the way,
you really only truly see a neighborhood if you walk it. I really
believe you really only can experience a place if you drive there. But I
still prefer a short plight like I want to get to the main parts.
And you're not driving anyways, passenger, princess, you're not driving anywhere.
Not lately, No, not lately. I have been in the seat catching
up on my reading. Missus Daisy taking a little clap. That's right,
that's right, Psycho. You guys know me, you know and love me.
Kit Harrington's return is John snow on a Game of Thrones spin off is
no longer happening at least for now. Wow, just gonna forget about the
way to music Okay, Currently it's off the table, according to Kit,
because he says they couldn't find the right story to tell what they were all
going to be really excited enough about so they decided to lay down tools with
it for the time being. He says there may be a time in the
future where they return to it, but at the moment it is firmly on
the shelf. Okay, let's move on, Twisted Sister. They have been
dormant for eight years and they've never intended to get back together, but they
might not be able to resist that for much longer. D Snider says,
Look, you know, a lot of bands are retiring, they're even dying,
so the offers for them to go out on tour they get bigger and
bigger. At some point, he says, you got to say, how
can I say no to that? He says he and the other band members
are having some very general discussion just in case these offers reach a point they
can't refuse. Those are Houston headlines, and I think he's kind of well
off. I think these nighters pretty well. I don't know the rest of
the guys in the band. Yeah, but whoever wrote We're not going to
take it, that alone can set you up comfortably for life. It's been
used in so many advertisements. Can't play that if they do take the money
and then play again. You can't play. We're not gonna you can't can
if you don't, but you can't if you do, if you do a
twist his sister show, you cannot do a show without. We're not gonna
take unless you take the money, because then you took it. Oh,
we're not gonna take it. You're being literal. Yeah, I'm saying something
to think about. He got me, he got me. I wasn't.
I wasn't catching on to that. I got it down. Thanks clever,
you know other other world, So clever, what do you got? Rows
to the Royals four to three? I last night. They'll play the Royals
again tonight. Spencer Otter Getty is gonna be on the mountain for the Strows.
He'll be going up against Kansas City Seth Lue. That's Spencer aget He's
the top prospect making his major league debut. So start, you know,
get to know that name. He's Italian. Start doing the Italian hands.
It's a lot of fun. Look how it's spelled. Spell Likesghetty. Okay,
well you didn't like confirm. You just went with Italian because it sounds
like there's no way he's not a town. He just going full pasta print
the shirts print the to the Italian hands, the Ashvilles colors like everybody'sical can
buy him first Pert six forty. You can listen to the game on our
sister station, Sports Talks seven ninety actual verbal trademark. I called that duds
on that. In the NBA Rockets got to win last night. They beat
the Magic one to eighteen to one oh six. Fred van Vliet had thirty
seven points of the night to leave the team in scoring. They're gonna have
a day off today before they play the Jazz on the road tomorrow night.
That is what's going on in sports Park and alternative fair use to the Rod
Ryan Morning Show six to ten AM. The Buzz ninety four five The Buzz,
Good Morning, Rob Ryan Show. That's stained. Welcome to the nine
o'clock hour, everybody. It's nine oh six on this wild Card Wednesday.
All the nastiness and the rain and all that stuff behind us. Maybe get
a little bit of sun out there, but mostly cloudy today. Highs up
around seventy five. I hope everything's going well out there at Wildcat the golf
course. Rosie is in Ny So Rosie is going to be the they are
playing, and we were worried about the rains, so we were already talking
about maybe putting them underneath the pavilion or whatever. And uh, they're playing,
so they're gonna they're gonna jam beforehand. So if you are coming out
to the golf tournament, man, get there early. Get there early,
and grab a couple of belts and you know, practice your swing. It's
weird seeing guys out there like practicing their puts, unless you're just bored you're
doing that. But I think there's a couple of guys that play in this
thing. Rob Logan, who works for us, is that he's like working
on his puts for this, for this tournament. Like some people, you
know, they're golfers and they're they're gonna give it their best shot. I
don't want to see anybody that works here or is related to somebody that works
here. I want to see one of you picking up a trophy today.
I'm saying it's impossible. I'm just it's Rob Logan. I'll take care of
it. It's one guy. It's one guy. You cannot get a trophy.
Yeah, you see Rob Logan out there and take his ball and throw
it the opposite way. I'll point him out. I'll point them out to
everyone, make sure he does. Where was uh? Okay? First of
all, board games huge in my upbringing, indoor activities. It's cold outside
up north, and they were cheap. I think board games used to cost
five six blocks. We had them all. Sorry, sorry, risk trouble,
payday trouble. Yeah, we had everything. We had them all.
We weren't a big you know, Monopoly, the goat. We were not
a big scrabble family. Like scrabble. My aunt's always played scrab would scrabble
didn't a good challenge? Challenge that side of the dictionary, Yeah, and
then you'd have to go look it up. Yeah, and then you'd lose
a turn a diary. Why didn't you just go to the internet and look
to see if that was a word that was million years ago because there was
no internet. Kids, you were saying that gen Z was picking on older
women. They when they said the tail tale sign was eyeshadow. Yeah,
they always do that, like they're not aging at a rapid pace. Well,
the telltale sign of gen Z maybe you're just absolute lack of competitiveness.
There you go. It may be they're making. It's not called Scrabble light,
but that's what I'm going to call it. It's too hard. Everything
is going in the office is too hard. Showing up when you're expected to
as you are talking to people's too hard. The makers of Scrabble say that
younger folks find the game to be too intense. Candy lad stop me when
I'm wrong. I mean, were you? Were you traumatized when you got
stuck in the liquorice lagoon on Candy Lamb. Yeah, like they're gonna remove
scaring me. There's a winner and there's a loser in these games. That
concept too harsh. Too harsh. Now, listen, it's collaborative. It's
more accessible. It's called scrabble Together. Let's work as a team. Just
stop. You team up to complete mutual goals. You get my point from
my big word that I came up with. Yeah, right, you can
flip helper cards? Oh god, yes no. An executive at the company
says, the new game brings people together. Okay, cool, Well,
I want to be sworn apart. I want to know that I'm smarter.
The research shows competitiveness is declining in younger generations. These are not my words.
They say, younger boy, younger folks avoid competitive games in favor of
teamwork and collaboration. Scrabble Together does come with the original version of the other
side, on the other side of the board when everybody is bored out of
their balls playing the easy one. Right now, this thing is in Europe
and they say it's being put out by mattel Oh. They own the rights
overseas, so Scrabble is controlled by Hasbro. They say, it's coming here,
no thanks, it's coming here, no thank you. You could just
keep it along with you L and the W and the and the W W
one and two and the up. I'm going through this right now. And
you know what they there is a little component to this in candy Land,
but there's nothing more heartbreaking then getting to the top of shoots and ladders and
my kid hits that slide and has to go all the way down to the
bottom of the board. I agree, I agree, and I remember being
upset about that. So she gets it from me, and that's something that
we're working through. She's like, I don't want to play. I'm not
gonna win. Now I go, you're gonna play because you're gonna probably hit
the ladder. Yeah, soon and then boom, you're gonna jump back up
there, and you can't quit. I will not allow a game to stop.
And once we start. The only rule I have is once a candy
Land does a real big right now candy Land and shoots and ladders, once
a game starts, you can't quit. Yeah. There there is no quitting
on the game. She's the one that's bugging me to play. Yeah,
And I said, you know the rule. I don't care if you ride
that all the way down. You're riding the lightning all the way down to
the bottom. Yeah, you have to play. And she's kind of mad,
but she gets she understands that we cannot quit. Yeah. And it's
one of these things where bad things happen to good people all the time.
You don't quit. Just like the game of life. Right you get you
get Delta, bad hands, some years are down, some years are up.
You cannot stop. And that's the life lesson. And she's riding that
slide. I'm like, ah, man, okay, well next time you
think when I'm riding that slide, she's being comforting a daddy. I'm still
gonna win this game, dude. It really, it really really really has
to be like that. All right, I guess we need a less intimidating
version of scrabble. No we don't, No, no, we don't.
The final board, the women's Ford. Why did so many people tune in?
Because it's competitive. These chicks are knocking each other around, it's versus.
It's not only that, not only well, it's not just her,
Alex, it's all the competitive women that. Well, yeah she helps,
she helps the game, but you're watching it white, and why do you
like her? Because she's a killer, because she's competitive. No one's gonna
watch her if she just told me hands it off. Maybe young people,
Maybe young people are watching that in fear going God, oh god, she's
gonna score on Wait, she's playing so angry in the paint. I can't
play basketball. I can't love it. All right, let's give away some
tickets. I didn't mean to upset anybody, it's just what's happening. Well,
see, it's okay that we're upset. We're not going to quit the
show. We're not going to walk out and say I'm not going to tell
you what you get. Third row tickets to a Perfect Circle and Christopher and
Primus third row. We're playing five four three two one, So this is
Row three at a Perfect Circle concert seven one three, two one two five
nine four five Houston Rock, Houston's Alternative All Day and The Rock Ryan Morning
Show ninety four five Buzz ninety four or five the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan's
Show. Uh hearing from a few people out in uh Chili's neck of the
woods out there on the mean streets of Katie, Good Morning Rod. I
just tried dryving north on Mason. I usually do this every morning to the
parking ride. It's blocked right before Kingsland. Fire trucks and emergency vehicles are
still out there from that tornado. Yeah, was it the you were talking
about that bar of the Bourbon Street? Barbon Street? Is that what went
got a direct hit? At least that's what they I don't know if it
got directly hit. We just saw them talking to the owners of it to
locally hit around where they were, and they were damaged by it, So
I guess it's ammy Am. I I had to drive through the neighborhood to
try to get to Fry and make my way to iten lots of cars out
there doing the same thing. It took forever. Lots of street lights are
out, there are many, many, many people in their yards. There's
trees, uprooted, branches, debris out in Katie this morning. So it's
that South Mason in that area, South Mason and Kingsland, to be careful
if you're driving in that area. We got Road three tickets. Good morning,
Rod Ryan's show. Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi, who's this?
Yeah, I'm calling for a PC ticket APC A Perfect Circle. They're
playing on Saturday night. You probably have some plans though, Huh. I
mean, come on, it's already Wednesday. You must be busy. There's
no Michelle, there's no way that your Saturday night is open this late in
the week. Is all right? You got it? All right? You
got those Third Road tickets. Let's go. Oh my god, it's gonna
be my second time watching them. Oh you've seen a Perfect Circle before.
I have. I've seen all of them. I've seen all three vans.
Yeah, yeah, all of them too. Perfect Circle and piece of Her.
Where did you see a Perfect Circle before? Because I've seen them.
I don't remember where. They played Busfest one year, and then they played
another one at the New sugar Land. Uh. Smart financially. Yeah yeah
yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Okay, well listen, you're gonna I don't
know if you've ever been this close for one of those shows. But you're
in the third row, the third road. There's only two people in front
of you. All right, man, that's so great. Michelle. Where
are you from. I'm from Rosenberg, Texas. Man, you're awesome.
Congratulation, you're awesome, Thank you, thank you, thanks so much for
listening. Hang on for me, Okay, we'll set you up. I
feel like we really got somebody that really deserves those tickets. Teresa has five
four three two one this week, so she's on day three as well,
in the five o'clock hour tomorrow, second row, first row on Friday online
Kid's Alegs online ninety four five the much what you're doing? All right?
Maybe you didn't get to go to the golf tournament today, so I am
I graduated you a little mini put golf thing where you do today, so
you can kind of pretend you're golfing with us, even though you'll be golfing
from your death. I like, get your home and it is exactly what
you think it sounds like it. It's mini golf online keep your feet dry.
Keep your feet dry with this one, but there is that you can
make it wet. You can keep your feet wet too if you wanted to
go get like a foot bath, or they can give a bowl at home.
Put your foot in it. You'll feel like you're out there, but
you're gonna miss out on all the crab legs and the crawfish. Yeah,
you have to DoorDash that or make your own spaghetti western my bowls might as
all the other fun stuff. You can still participate in the golf part of
it too, and then this also helps you get ready for Masters, which
starts tomorrow too, So go play some mini golf. I think we'll finish.
Rod Ryan Show page at the buzz dot com The rd Ryan Show celebrating
twenty years ninety four five Bus ninety four or five the Bus. Good morning
rod Ryan's Show. Pop a Roach and no apologies. I haven't seen anything
come across my desk. If Pee Roach is going to be out this summer,
you know what I did see. They don't have a Houston date.
They just played here, so it makes sense. There's a story on the
music blog page. Blue October is going out with switch Foot that's a good
combo. Yeah, I'm gonna have to ask Alex the third guy, because
I'd never heard of them before. I told you this morning that the tour
information for Blow October or switch Foot and then the guy. Do you remember
the guy? Well, I thought you said Matt Mason. That you said
Matt Nathanson. Matt Nathanson? Is that what I said Matt. I just
wasn't familiar with the third person on that tour. Matt Mason is awesome.
Someone's got to open a lot about Matt Neither. He's come on, get
Higher. I've heard that song, Okay, like it maybe a road trip.
Switch Foot's great live. I mean, I wish it was coming through
here. I know Loctover just played here, but really you can play again.
You got the green light from us at least thunderstorm behind us. Still
mostly cloudy today, it's gonna be a little bit of sunshine out there today.
Ties them around seventy five. So I'll respect the exercise. I'll get
it out of the way. In the beginning of the discussion is these could
go both ways, but it just happened to be the girls of Reddit they
were talking about. Because we all know the media, like social media,
it's driven by negativity, right, And somebody said, let's talk about some
of the good things and guys listen up, take notes, gentlemen. Okay,
the girls have Reddit. They're a little subreddit group. They were encouraging
the ladies to let's not focus on the negative things. You know, Tess,
you could talk from now until the end of the show about red flags
on dudes. Okay, Jeremy show. What about green flags? The green
flags are the good things. Green flags are great. Can we be positive
a little bit today? We've got a golf tournament to go to charity good
Energy in here is there is there a green flag right off the top of
the list, boom, This would be huge green flag for you. Mean,
it's a great thing, a trait that the dude has, loves his
mom, really cares about his mom. Yeah. I think that's probably the
biggest one. Is there a difference between loving your mama and being a mama's
being a mama's boy? I mean, is it close or are they two
really different things from one another? I think they're really. I think I
think they're I don't think it's a hard line to draw, like I think
like you know, when someone is just they can't do anything without I don't
know, like their mom's approval. Yeah you know. Okay, but I
think you I think loving your mom and respecting you know, I think I
think it's like respect for women really stems from having a respect for mom.
Right, Yeah, I agree. I agree. And I'm just still at
my age afraid of my mom. So it's good. It's a nice,
healthy fear. Yeah, you know, I I green flag. I'm afraid
of my mom. I'm not afraid of everyone, just my mom. Right,
Okay, I'm laying it out for you, fellas. Here we go.
This is what they were saying. These are the the green flags that
they're looking for. And guys, he's got my back, he's reliable.
Consistency and reliability are huge, huge. I agree. I agree. You
gotta you gotta have a little bit of a dependent like, you know,
you can head on them kind of thing. Green flag for girls too.
Every one of these is gonna apply. They keep their living space nice,
which means all the future housework won't be just on me cleanliness. The guy
can keep his place. I mean, is that important if going to a
guy's place and it's trash. I am messy, which I know is like
I am, I'm very messy, but I'm also very busy. So there
can't be like two messy people is my whole thing, you know what I
mean? Like there can't be two of us. Only one of us is
gonna be cleaning. No I will, I will always say, I mean,
I'm going to clean my mess But like, are we gonna spend time?
Like do you want me to do you want me to go out a
date with you? Or do you want me to clean my apartment? Because
I can't do both? Like you have to help me. There's no way,
There's no way. All right? Green flags, fellas, are you
writing these down? No, you're dead? Who cares with you anymore?
Dad? Courtesy to wait staff. Animals and old people always want to human
Yeah, that's just like a human thing. Green flag, green flag,
green flag, guys, what's a green flag? These are the traits they're
looking for a positive relationship with parents. So you were mom's specific parents,
whatever family. God, these apply to everybody following through with plans. And
this is the words not being flaky flaky right, flaky is no good nobody.
I don't want I don't want to hear well, one of us can
be flaky and the other one not flaky. Flaky for sure, there's I
got no time for flaky. For sure. You can't. You have to.
But I like, can I say you can say anything you want?
Can I say that? Like I'm busy, I could be flaky? No,
no, no, no no. I feel like there's this like there's
this alternate thinking of like you want a man to lead. You want a
man to be able to make a plan and a decision and follow through because
if we come together as a union, like I'm gonna look to you as
a point person sometimes and I'm like tired of being Boss Bay in the streets
all day, Like I want you to kind of take the lead and make
the plans. Like I think that's a huge green flag that you can do
that. Who's running I'll show up. I'll show up. I won't flake,
but make the plan. Who's running the show in the sheets just depends
depends on the moon. Isn't a Mama's boy that I mentioned? The one
about not being flaky? Did I mention that one yet? You did?
I did? Okay? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Uh? High sex
drive and low neuroticism. Oh do these apply to both? But but this
is the girls of Reddit and their little subreddit the green flags that they're looking
for. And make sure everybody should be taking notes on this segment today.
So everyone has to have a very high sex drive. Is that a lot
of pressure for guys to have like this high sex drive? Yeah, our
stuff really needs to be into it to do anything. Yeah, Like it's
like it's yeah, yeah, yeah, we have to be into it.
Make sure we'll help getting us into it, like like a like a backbend.
I don't know, how about the hell get me into it? Helped
me get into it? Did I mention the fla? All right? Did
I mention neuroticism? Load neuroticism? Big on that one, my great flex
everybody take notes ninety four or five The buzz Neirvana. Come as you are
how we roll every day every morning. Just come in, come on,
hang out with us. Comfort. Don't you're gonna fix yourself up? Just
come as you are. I hang out with us in the morning. Today
happens to be wild Card Wednesday. It is our number one blog page today.
Lots of stuff on that. Looking at girls blog page. A couple
of articles. Some chip that broke a record? What did she do?
What did she do? You remember? It was good though, it took
a really good record. There's so much stuff on there, I can't remember.
There is a world record. Oh, it's on three things you must
see. Larry and Jessica got married. The greatest height differential of a married
couple. Oh, that was trending early on not top three, but it
was one of the more popular blog pages. But doesn't your mind go to
super tall dude, little girl when you are little chick? Greatest height differential
in married couples? I guess so, yeah, I guess it was.
That's where my mind immediately goes. She's five ten, he's an even three
foot tall. Aw so it's the opposite. Oh, fifty eight year old
grandmother in Canada did a plank for over four hours and thirty minutes on the
Looking at a girl's blog page, doesn't look like my grandma, No,
does it? No? My grandma wasn't a big planker. No, what
do you give it away? I know the show. I have a pair
of ticket see Committee and Nikki Glazer at seventy one three Music Hall. All
right, we'll have a question for you on the flip of this break of
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wild Card Wednesday, pretty successful, one too, pretty successful Number one blog
page today. A lot of people chime it in today a lot of interaction.
We run around here saying that we're the most interactive show on the radio.
We kind of did that today. We had a great poll question.
I won't say anything about that though. Let's get right into another show.
Please now, time for Know this show on ninety four five. L L
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Good morning, good morning. Who's this Danielle? How are you today?
Danielle? Fantastic? You're listening to all the silliness today on the air
on the radio every day every morning, but today did today seem extra silly?
I'll stop trying saying stupid, silly a little bit, but it's it's
all good. Okay, So it's good. So what's your question? Oh?
Okay, can you please tell me what name was added to the band
list and is in the running to be a possible shot for senior skip date
even though we don't have a place to do senior ship date or a date.
We are a whole weirdo listening you know the show. Alex has been
trying to get this on the air all day today. We knew, we
finally we knew, we knew, we I may. We're doing the whole
thing. We're doing the whole thing here. It's long come. I have
to hang out. Bring a Wizard's gonna take me aside on the golf course.
You're like, oh, let's talk about today show a little bit.
I can't. I'm at the golf tournament. I'm working. I've been waiting
all year for wire talk. Exactly what they want. He probably turned his
radio right before you said that too. All right, what do you giving,
Danielle, Oh, Danielle, you get the tickets to see comedian Nikki
Glazer at sevon one through music all go gradually. Ah rah, my husband
is gonna yeah. I haven't gone anywhere and forever. Thank you so much.
April fourteen, you guys are busy, busy right before birthday. Oh
that's perfect, all right, well, Danielle, you and what's your husband's
name? Chris? You and Chris. All right, Danielle and Chris have
an awesome time, and happy early birthday to your dude. All right,
thank you, thank you, thank you for for listening. She said,
it was all good, even though it was extra silly today. Hey,
uh, sexy James didn't make it out of homeroom. Huh. Another Brian
came in. He lost the breth. But that Brian's a couple of time
Hall of Famer. I think he's a two time Hall of Famers. It
be pretty good. Let's see if Brian new Brian can avoid the one pump
chump. We'll find out tomorrow morning when we play the hangover version of the
Fresh Out of Bed had to Head Challenge that day after the golf tournament's always
a rough one. Everybody double check your alarms now, I'm just saying it
right now, said another one. We'll do wild Card Wednesday. Number one
link today closest to the pin alex barely one, barely barely two he won,
Yeah. Three. Our poll question this morning Rob Ryan's show, it's
all Wiener all the time today on this Wiener Wednesday, do you use the
Wiener hole guys when going to the bathroom? Forty six almost forty seven percent.
Never put me in that group. Twenty six percent of our audience sometimes
and twenty six percent of our audience always. Three hundred and fifty four gentlemen
chimed in on the Wiener hole today. It's pretty good. Pole bush green
flags and dudes. They were applicable for everyone. Say that one final time.
Let's see what does it say? Competition is still interested? Are we
still? Yeah? Young people, you were TESTA really because TESTA. Because
you're so competitive that it drives you crazy to think that there's a whole,
maybe a possible generation of people that don't share your competitiveness. I'm out here
bleeding my own blood. You mean to tell me they don't care? I
don't think so. All right, well you will brace me. You'll get
a chance to compete against Alex tomorrow and read my lips. Oh, I
can't wait. Let's just do it together, Alex. Let's just guess the
words together. I'll just guess. Yeah, somebody said, like a communal
version of reading my lips. Let's not even have headphones on. Say it
and we'll say it right back. Can I have a hint? We're gonna
play a game called repeat after me for points? Fix the Graham tomorrow,
throwback Thursday tomorrow. All right, Jeremy's got the NonStop noon or pick your
tickets with him at the one o'clock hour. We're gonna be out at the
golf tournament. That's it. We gotta go. Tesla's Testa's on Houston Life.
You're gonna be live at one o'clock, but you're gonna be at the
golf course. Yes, So I'm not gonna way gonna get away from the
host desk. Warren Kelly, who is usually live, is gonna fill in
for me at the desk, and they're gonna be out to me live at
the golf course. You know, a little two bird one stone action,
you know what I'm saying? Yeah? Are too? Are they still called
cutaways? Are they doing cutaways to you? What do you call it?
We call them hit times? You hit, Yeah, do some hits.
Yeah, I'm gonna hits, hit one teas and then two actual hits.
Good. Yeah, Okay, great, that's it. That's everything. Jeremy's
like, get your wieners out of here. Yeah, it's my time.
Wow, we're on a twenty hour break a m F. Well, wasn't
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