WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:07.599 Norma aka the banker from Dealer No Deal has got someone in the can. 2 00:00:07.919 --> 00:00:14.039 She is the kind of person that the people at Family Feud ask their opinion 3 00:00:14.080 --> 00:00:17.519 for the answers, and that's why the answers don't make any sense, because 4 00:00:17.559 --> 00:00:22.000 Lily is the one that says rock, you know, and you're like, 5 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:26.160 how does that that came before the first thing that you would take out of 6 00:00:26.199 --> 00:00:35.479 your wallet? Number one answer? Rock Rock number one answer, number one 7 00:00:35.560 --> 00:00:38.560 answer. Okay. I love how Steve Harvey bust balls, you know, 8 00:00:38.640 --> 00:00:45.719 he looks at the camera all right, Okay, okay, and depth to 9 00:00:45.719 --> 00:00:49.520 the patriarchy, right because Steve Harvey and Ellen Degenerous did the same exact thing 10 00:00:49.679 --> 00:01:12.000 and they are both male. Okay. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode 11 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:15.400 of another below Deck podcast. My name is Dylan and I am settled up 12 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:18.840 next to one Patrick Kicky. Mission to come aboard Star. Granted, we 13 00:01:18.879 --> 00:01:26.799 are still in the wake nautical Thanksgiving, and that means that Papaya Dot girl 14 00:01:26.959 --> 00:01:30.159 is still with us. Hello Ruby, Hello, Dyl, how are you? 15 00:01:30.280 --> 00:01:33.280 What is that coat? Is that? Is that fleece? No? 16 00:01:33.400 --> 00:01:37.680 It's not. I don't know fabrics. I have a tough time with fabrics. 17 00:01:38.159 --> 00:01:41.000 What is it? It's just not fleece. I don't know. Guys. 18 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:42.280 We have an episode of below Deck to get into, but before we 19 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:47.560 get into it, we have to talk about public service announcements. Pat vander 20 00:01:47.599 --> 00:01:51.159 Pump is around the corner. That's right, January and Papya Girl ourself. 21 00:01:51.280 --> 00:01:55.000 We'll be ren we'll be recapping that. I don't have we decided whether or 22 00:01:55.040 --> 00:01:57.920 not that's behind a paywall. That will be behind a paywall. Okay, 23 00:01:57.079 --> 00:02:01.359 yeah, right, I don't know. We got to see what's coming up. 24 00:02:01.359 --> 00:02:07.599 We'll think about it, but you'll probably pay and then other stuff, 25 00:02:08.199 --> 00:02:13.280 great reviews. Okay, so this was interesting. I don't know which show 26 00:02:13.319 --> 00:02:16.919 it was that we saw tonight, but they showed a clip of Malia. 27 00:02:17.199 --> 00:02:20.360 Oh, it must have been an episode of Winterhouse. Sorry, well that 28 00:02:20.479 --> 00:02:23.360 kind of has to do with this episode of Below Deck anyway. Malia was 29 00:02:23.400 --> 00:02:25.439 going to make out with a girl at a party at an episode of Winterhouse, 30 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:29.879 and they harkened back to a previous episode, which was an episode that 31 00:02:29.919 --> 00:02:35.280 we just recapped on Patriot don Patreon dot com, slash another podcast network. 32 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:38.039 Yeah, well, for season two of Below Deck met it's an amazing recap 33 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:42.599 we're having such a good time, such a good time, and we are 34 00:02:42.599 --> 00:02:45.240 going to start. I think we've done the first two episodes. We'll drop 35 00:02:45.319 --> 00:02:47.400 the third one this week or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Bugs 36 00:02:47.520 --> 00:02:51.400 is gonna come on. I'm so excited to talk to Bugs. Also, 37 00:02:52.039 --> 00:02:58.759 behind the paywall, we just recapped Pat being assaulted by somebody in his neighborhood. 38 00:02:58.800 --> 00:03:05.479 Three three people in his neighborhood. They are unhoused. They're unhoused. 39 00:03:05.639 --> 00:03:08.280 And so the episode is we talk politics. We usually don't talk politics. 40 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:12.199 So if you want to hear us talk politics and talk about how Pat survived 41 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:15.280 a zombie attack, go to patreon dot com slash on the podcast network. 42 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:17.280 Quickly reviews. This is a great one from Jillie Elizabeth, so funny. 43 00:03:17.319 --> 00:03:21.879 If you like below deck, you'll love this podcast. That's great. One 44 00:03:21.960 --> 00:03:25.800 hundred and two pots from Rob Lanier, five stars, tomb Raider made Out 45 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:29.479 with Luca. That's a great review. That's a great one. That's a 46 00:03:29.479 --> 00:03:37.000 great formative, very informative. So episode whatever, it's a it's a big 47 00:03:37.039 --> 00:03:44.840 one. We're in the kind of fallout after Natalia's departure in Sandy's common Denominator 48 00:03:44.960 --> 00:03:47.639 dressing down of Kyle, who wants to go first with thoughts and pots should 49 00:03:47.719 --> 00:03:52.120 ups go first? He hasn't spoken yea, yeah, I thought that this 50 00:03:52.199 --> 00:03:57.159 episode was a bit of a snoozy, but I do think that it was 51 00:03:57.199 --> 00:04:01.680 because they knew that the Natalia the devil incarnate and if that's really really bad, 52 00:04:01.680 --> 00:04:03.680 I take it back. I don't know what that actually means when she 53 00:04:03.759 --> 00:04:08.199 comes back next week. I think they're gearing us all up for that, 54 00:04:08.319 --> 00:04:15.680 trying to get us ready to go. Devil incarnate would be like the devil, 55 00:04:15.960 --> 00:04:20.199 right, so get me here, so the devil. Yeah, I 56 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:24.000 don't know what it means. Okay, let us know if you do, 57 00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:28.480 because we'd all like to learn. Yes, Patrick, I think it means 58 00:04:29.000 --> 00:04:31.759 that, you know, like in Freaky Friday, I have my phone, 59 00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:33.680 I can look it up. No, no, no, we got it. 60 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:40.000 So you know how Freaky Friday Jamie Curtis is Lindsay Lohand what if Jamie 61 00:04:40.079 --> 00:04:45.319 Curtis was or the Devil was Jamie Curtis, she would be the devil incarnate 62 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:47.839 and it really would be Freaky Friday. It would be like Scary Friday. 63 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:53.959 Yeah, It's like I'm a twenty four blumps. Sure, Yeah, yeah, 64 00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:58.959 coming out December twenty fifth. Yeah, different aspect ratio and whatnot? 65 00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:03.240 Sure? Yeah? Your uh? I think also if that is it, 66 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:06.800 If that's what the definition is, I don't take it back because I think 67 00:05:06.800 --> 00:05:12.160 that Natalia coming back next week is just going to be a weird disaster. 68 00:05:13.279 --> 00:05:16.920 And this week was snoozy except for the guests. I thought the guests were 69 00:05:16.920 --> 00:05:19.360 great. I thought this was exactly how I would spend my time on this 70 00:05:19.399 --> 00:05:26.800 boat, and I loved to see it. Thirty nine pots can I go? 71 00:05:26.920 --> 00:05:36.759 Please? Still? I don't. I don't remember. There were Oh, 72 00:05:38.040 --> 00:05:45.399 this is what I remember. There was a lot of kind of elementary 73 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:55.319 school reward systems this evening from Captain Sandy, the kind of positive reinforcement you 74 00:05:55.360 --> 00:06:00.040 would use to manipulate a seven year old Sandy used for sea rats. Now 75 00:06:00.120 --> 00:06:10.279 we've won a milky way. Yeah, come on. Also unpopular opinion, 76 00:06:10.360 --> 00:06:14.639 but I and we'll talk about it early on in the episode. But I'm 77 00:06:15.439 --> 00:06:19.959 here with silent film actor. He's two nuts. I don't care. I 78 00:06:20.000 --> 00:06:26.720 don't care. You're talking about how you're not hard and that's why you have 79 00:06:26.759 --> 00:06:32.319 to I don't. I can't deal with crazy people, right, Yeah, 80 00:06:32.639 --> 00:06:35.079 you need a little bit of a north star. Even if there's a cloud 81 00:06:35.120 --> 00:06:39.879 you can kind of see through it can't see it with Max weird analogy, 82 00:06:40.120 --> 00:06:44.959 great episode four pots. Oh wow, Okay, I'm gonna utilize my thoughts 83 00:06:44.959 --> 00:06:49.680 in time Nuts, time to go after the Bravo promo editing team over there. 84 00:06:49.720 --> 00:06:54.240 The genius is over there. Okay, So the idea of a tease, 85 00:06:54.519 --> 00:06:57.480 you know where you leave the tail end of the episode of Well, 86 00:06:57.480 --> 00:07:01.079 what's gonna happen next week? Right? Will Sandy fire Kyle or will she 87 00:07:01.439 --> 00:07:06.839 not allow him to stay? Well, Bravo was running a promo all morning 88 00:07:08.399 --> 00:07:12.639 where it showed Kyle and his whites greeting the new guests to the charter. 89 00:07:13.160 --> 00:07:18.120 So, whoever you are, you're an idiot. Yeah, Josh wow, 90 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:26.319 Josh fucking absurd. I had the same thoughts as Rubes, which is this 91 00:07:26.439 --> 00:07:29.600 was kind of a stinker of an episode. When you spend three minutes with 92 00:07:29.680 --> 00:07:33.680 crew going out for ice cream, you know you're fat. Lastly, I 93 00:07:34.000 --> 00:07:39.319 like Captain Sandy in this episode. I do appreciate the positive reinforcement. That's 94 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:43.639 exactly what she was doing to our Frenchman with having him on the bridge there 95 00:07:44.680 --> 00:07:46.279 you want to drive the bowl. Ottle guy. I saw what you were 96 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:49.160 doing there, Sandy, and I kind of like it. What can we 97 00:07:49.199 --> 00:07:51.560 do to get your dick card? Little guy? Huh? I want to 98 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:55.519 drive boat? You want to drive the boat. I want ice cream, 99 00:07:55.560 --> 00:07:58.480 and then I want to drive boat. All right, you can have it, 100 00:07:59.199 --> 00:08:01.560 just don't quit on me. Well, anyway, I did not enjoy 101 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:05.319 the episode. We This was episode ten, by the way, we have 102 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:09.199 six more. As I saw trailer for the rest of the season, some 103 00:08:09.319 --> 00:08:15.360 fun stuff. If you don't watch the trailer for the coming episodes, Jessica 104 00:08:15.879 --> 00:08:20.240 slash and starts to get really fun. Were you using a lot of like 105 00:08:20.160 --> 00:08:24.120 we'd be gone today or something? Do you have chemicals? Something's coming on? 106 00:08:26.240 --> 00:08:30.560 Oh? I think something's coming on. You mean you're sick? Well 107 00:08:30.639 --> 00:08:31.879 no, I mean why I got it like a scratchy throat. You know, 108 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:39.080 m shit. You know, Ruby has MS, she's autoimmunely compromised. 109 00:08:39.440 --> 00:08:45.399 Part of the neurodivergent community. Patrick Well, I apologize for putting me at 110 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:52.200 rich analogy not accepted. Why do you take the round out of the chamber, 111 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:58.320 pat because you're holding it against my skull? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 112 00:08:58.320 --> 00:09:03.759 that's right, because you will never you will never Oh boy, all 113 00:09:03.840 --> 00:09:05.960 right, So Kyle last thought here, I have to get into the show, 114 00:09:07.759 --> 00:09:18.120 Kyle, Kyle Patrick. We have to get zero knots. We last 115 00:09:18.200 --> 00:09:22.159 left off with the dressing down of one Kyle. Sandy is using fractions to 116 00:09:22.200 --> 00:09:30.320 slam him, which I mean she was a second grade teacher, so she 117 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:35.320 was like, we just we studied common denominators. You are the common denot. 118 00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:41.679 It's like he's struggling with stuff, and after school she's telling him that 119 00:09:43.039 --> 00:09:48.240 he's the reason everybody hates each other. Yet just when you think that guillotine 120 00:09:48.279 --> 00:09:52.799 is coming down on his neck, yeah, she gives him a stay of 121 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:56.799 execution. He's allowed to stay. Yeah, and of course he heads down. 122 00:09:56.879 --> 00:10:03.200 He goes, I call him, I'm resigning. It's so funny how 123 00:10:03.320 --> 00:10:09.240 quickly it was like a road runner kind of stomping on the brakes. He 124 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:13.320 burps and says, I'm actually my pink ass is going to be around for 125 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:16.559 a little bit longer. I'm gonna get I'm gonna fight everybody, you know. 126 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:20.600 Next up Chef Jack all right, exactly, all right? So can 127 00:10:20.600 --> 00:10:24.399 I point out here that I know I mentioned this in the last couple episodes, 128 00:10:24.440 --> 00:10:30.320 but it's worth repeating he is in fact the common denominator. But everyone 129 00:10:30.399 --> 00:10:35.159 has blood on their hands. So Natalia was immature, not Haley, not 130 00:10:35.200 --> 00:10:37.720 Haley. No, I'm actually just I'm this is just the interior actually so 131 00:10:39.279 --> 00:10:43.759 and slash Jessica blood on her hands. She's a little gossiper. Yea to 132 00:10:43.960 --> 00:10:48.559 me, gossiper, Natalia Kyle shitster. So they all have blood on their 133 00:10:48.559 --> 00:10:50.440 hands. But I do believe if Kyle was pulled out of the equation, 134 00:10:52.240 --> 00:10:58.960 the interior would have the best possible chance of maintaining. Basically, yeah, 135 00:10:58.039 --> 00:11:01.039 I said it last week. I mean, uh, Funhouse, Mara to 136 00:11:01.279 --> 00:11:09.080 Rams, I think that Natalia Natalia is going through something. I think Kyle 137 00:11:09.279 --> 00:11:13.679 is, well, he's more acrid to the core, but Natalia, I 138 00:11:13.720 --> 00:11:16.240 mean two Rams, funhouse. All right, Well let me make an analogy. 139 00:11:16.320 --> 00:11:20.200 Okay, So Kyle, I just did, is a naturally born shit 140 00:11:20.279 --> 00:11:24.360 star. It's embedded in him as part of his character and persona. Yeah, 141 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:28.320 telling him, which Sandy did, which I think he wanted to quit, 142 00:11:28.440 --> 00:11:31.320 was because he's a He knows he can't help himself because it's so much 143 00:11:31.360 --> 00:11:35.200 part of his character to be a fucking gossipy shit star. It would be 144 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:39.639 like asking a lion to not eat Zebras anymore, or it would be like 145 00:11:39.720 --> 00:11:43.240 asking a lion to play bridge, right, the Lion's like, well, 146 00:11:43.799 --> 00:11:48.360 what am I going to do? I don't understand the rules, I don't 147 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:52.840 understand the concept of numbers or a card. I knock the cards off the 148 00:11:52.879 --> 00:11:54.679 fucking table every time I pause. Are too big? Yea, yeah, 149 00:11:54.679 --> 00:11:58.840 it would be an also zebras an eating him is my favorite pastime. Right, 150 00:12:00.440 --> 00:12:05.080 you're taking out my reason for being away. You can't take so. 151 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:09.759 I think Kyle knew like because right out of the gate he can't stop himself 152 00:12:09.759 --> 00:12:13.159 from shit talking. There's like five or six instances throughout the episode where he 153 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:20.320 really rubs up against being a shit talker and possibly getting himself terminated. The 154 00:12:20.399 --> 00:12:26.279 Instagram posts that our fans have been posting in our Facebook group go there great 155 00:12:26.279 --> 00:12:33.320 community, supportive and if people aren't supportive, I mean we kick them out. 156 00:12:33.879 --> 00:12:41.000 His Instagram posts are some of the most hilarious things I've seen in sometimes 157 00:12:43.399 --> 00:12:50.200 almost as funny as that Indigenous woman with PTSD getting pulled over before driving into 158 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:56.639 oncoming traffic. We'll break that down on APS. Maybe you should, you 159 00:12:56.919 --> 00:13:05.000 absolutely should. He earnestly says, heartbroken in a Richard the third kind of 160 00:13:05.039 --> 00:13:11.559 way. I've never been called the common denominator before, you know, you've 161 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:18.080 been called a fucking prick. The mellow drama and the self importance and the 162 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:22.559 vile centricity of it all is nauseating. But do you think he's been called 163 00:13:22.879 --> 00:13:31.879 enumerator? So Toomey convinces him to stay, which is shocking, is not 164 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:35.960 consistent at all, and he does agree to stay. So silent film actor 165 00:13:37.080 --> 00:13:43.080 and insane person Maximilian is still convinced about the vibes being off. We'll get 166 00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:46.200 to more on that later. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Kyle walks down into the 167 00:13:46.279 --> 00:13:50.240 kitchen and throws a nasty look Samwise' this way. Now. I don't know 168 00:13:50.279 --> 00:13:54.559 if this was editing or if Kyle knows that sam Wise tried to backstab him. 169 00:13:54.840 --> 00:14:01.559 Samwise doesn't backstab. All he does is try to warn people that Galam 170 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:05.320 is not someone to be trusted. And it's a little short sighted, because 171 00:14:05.919 --> 00:14:11.320 Gollum can be Smigel, but when you treat him that poorly, he's going 172 00:14:11.360 --> 00:14:15.679 to revert to Galum, you know what I mean. So you don't want 173 00:14:15.679 --> 00:14:20.679 people to be hand shy what so I didn't know if this was real or 174 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:22.559 not. But hey, look, the sea rats come in here all the 175 00:14:22.559 --> 00:14:26.879 time, dyl and they tell us what you see is as was presented, 176 00:14:28.240 --> 00:14:31.799 presented is as how it played out. Yeah, but you know how there's 177 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:35.399 that painting that's like, this is not a pipe, I believe, So 178 00:14:35.799 --> 00:14:43.200 that could be that this is not a pipe situation. So also, Norma 179 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:48.840 aka the banker from Dealer No Deal, has got someone in the can. 180 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:54.759 We're going to be meeting her later on this episode. She is a waitress 181 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:58.720 from Chili's. I mean, I know that she's worked at Wimbledon, but 182 00:14:58.200 --> 00:15:03.679 she's you manage Wimbledon. She is. She is the kind of person that 183 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:09.440 the people at Family Feud ask their opinion for the answers, And that's why 184 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:13.960 the answers don't make any sense, because Lily is the one that says rock, 185 00:15:15.639 --> 00:15:18.480 you know, and you're like, how does that that came before the 186 00:15:18.759 --> 00:15:22.759 first thing that you would take out of your wallet? Number one answer? 187 00:15:24.000 --> 00:15:31.679 Rock Rock number one answer, number one answer. Okay. I love how 188 00:15:31.759 --> 00:15:37.840 Steve Harvey buss balls. You know, he looks at the camera, all 189 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:41.799 right, okay, okay, And death to the Patriarchy right, because Steve 190 00:15:41.840 --> 00:15:45.480 Harvey and Ellen Degenerates did the same exact thing and they are both male. 191 00:15:46.720 --> 00:15:52.320 Okay, so we have to get to the preference shake many. I got 192 00:15:52.320 --> 00:15:56.240 some quick hits here. Can you take this over? Okay, it's gonna 193 00:15:56.240 --> 00:16:02.960 be a short charter with Tanya uh The of Power Magazine. The short charter, 194 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:07.960 though, troubles Luca because he realizes when sea rats fuck up as they're 195 00:16:08.000 --> 00:16:11.120 apt to do, you know, you got twenty four hour turnover, man, 196 00:16:11.120 --> 00:16:14.279 you're not gonna be able to make any ground up. Can you say 197 00:16:14.279 --> 00:16:18.919 that again? I throw got distracted. Oh like an edit thing. No, 198 00:16:18.919 --> 00:16:19.720 no, not an edit thing. If you could just say it one 199 00:16:19.759 --> 00:16:23.360 more time? Okay, Yeah, lucas concerned because sea rats they fuck up 200 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:26.639 all the time, right, but this be in a twenty four hour charter. 201 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:29.200 They're not going to be able to make up any ground to save that. 202 00:16:29.440 --> 00:16:32.000 Oh yeah, that's a stupid concern, right right, right, Well 203 00:16:32.039 --> 00:16:37.559 anyway, maybe just silly. The guests are going to want lots of salads, 204 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:41.720 and then we're gonna get that white party for the hundredth times, and 205 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:45.279 then we have an insane guest that doesn't want to eat eggs outside yep. 206 00:16:45.480 --> 00:16:51.720 And her other request no ham sandwiches where giraffes live. Yep. Yeah, 207 00:16:51.840 --> 00:16:57.600 that's a that's a deret kind of four limes kind of thing. Carcass out. 208 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:06.680 Well, yeah, that's that's a that's just a desperate attempt to set 209 00:17:06.680 --> 00:17:11.079 yourself out from the crowd and make your bartender shit in your drinks. Okay, 210 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:15.559 yeah, carcass out. Uh. So Sandy is excited. Let me 211 00:17:15.640 --> 00:17:22.599 clear my throat, because that is I'm sorry, Sandy is excited about the 212 00:17:22.680 --> 00:17:27.480 maneuvering they're going to be doing. And she is, I mean she is 213 00:17:27.519 --> 00:17:30.559 like a proud terrier at the dog show. I mean she is going to 214 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:36.319 be just proouncing around in front of everybody. I don't know, I would 215 00:17:36.319 --> 00:17:41.799 like to speak to the people in that dock about like, are yachts this 216 00:17:41.920 --> 00:17:45.720 big supposed to come in here? Because I think everyone was like this is 217 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:51.279 super fucking insane and annoying that this woman is doing this. Yeah, all 218 00:17:51.319 --> 00:17:53.519 the boats that they were like, and then you've just got boats driving by 219 00:17:53.599 --> 00:17:56.279 and they're going everywhere. I think those boats were like, what the fuck 220 00:17:56.319 --> 00:18:00.079 are you guys doing? You know? So, yeah, it's like a 221 00:18:00.160 --> 00:18:03.200 FOURD f one fifty trying to go into a compact spot. It's like, 222 00:18:03.240 --> 00:18:07.400 I guess you can do it, but you're you really can't. So the 223 00:18:07.440 --> 00:18:10.079 sea rat's sleep and that's it. And I was thinking, can we get 224 00:18:10.119 --> 00:18:14.240 a little tea? I mean, this is a perfect opportunity for sea rats 225 00:18:14.279 --> 00:18:15.599 to claw one another. I mean, we've just had somebody to part the 226 00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:21.440 boat. Kyle's been been called enumerator and and uh, there's just no drama 227 00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:25.359 at all. Well that's because Kyle's been kind of neutralized. You know, 228 00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:27.599 he's walking on a bigshells around this book. He got shot with a trink 229 00:18:27.839 --> 00:18:32.400 right now. Sandy told Kyle he couldn't talk shit, but no one told 230 00:18:32.759 --> 00:18:37.119 Chef Jack he could. Yep. He I think he tells to me that 231 00:18:37.160 --> 00:18:41.640 he thinks Kyle is the kind of sea rat that brings drama. They could 232 00:18:41.920 --> 00:18:45.160 bring it into a closet and have drama with a mop. He said that 233 00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:49.160 he could start drama in a room by himself with a mop and a bike. 234 00:18:49.559 --> 00:18:52.519 That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. And also, 235 00:18:52.559 --> 00:18:56.480 if you think about it, a horrifying picture, yeah, I mean 236 00:18:56.519 --> 00:18:59.960 that is a twenty four kind of like I don't ever need to see that 237 00:19:00.200 --> 00:19:03.200 movie again. Right, it's just Kyle in a white room with a mop 238 00:19:03.240 --> 00:19:07.599 in my head. The mop is purple and it stands up on its own 239 00:19:07.640 --> 00:19:10.799 in the bucket, and it's just Kyle screaming at it, going, you 240 00:19:10.880 --> 00:19:15.480 will niff, you will knew. That's it And it's thirty seven minutes and 241 00:19:15.519 --> 00:19:18.079 it's nominated for Best Short and it wins, and it wins. Hey, 242 00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:22.799 speaking of scary visuals. Weirdo Haley. She wakes up, she tells Luca 243 00:19:22.880 --> 00:19:26.480 she had a fucking dream. Just catch that one. Yeah, it's a 244 00:19:26.480 --> 00:19:29.119 little weird. Alt. In that dream, she was on a date with 245 00:19:29.119 --> 00:19:32.839 an ant eater and suddenly she believed the ant eater was the ant eater that 246 00:19:32.920 --> 00:19:37.599 killed her grandmother during a carjacking incident gone wrong yet, so she just started 247 00:19:37.640 --> 00:19:41.720 punching it. Yeah, I didn't know people that old carjacked, you know? 248 00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:47.960 Oh no they do. Yeah. No. The elderly get off Scott 249 00:19:47.960 --> 00:19:52.079 free of so many things. People think that they're like physically incompetent, but 250 00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:57.519 they use that to their advantage. The three unhoused that attacked Pat yeah all 251 00:19:57.559 --> 00:20:00.880 over eighty four, Yeah they eighty four, And why the cops didn't do 252 00:20:00.920 --> 00:20:03.759 anything when they showed up, they said, hey, they're over there. 253 00:20:03.839 --> 00:20:08.799 You're like, wow, Yeah, they steal they eat grapes out of the 254 00:20:08.880 --> 00:20:14.519 bags. Yeah. You go to a Gelson's and you just see people gumming 255 00:20:14.559 --> 00:20:18.000 on mangoes and you're like, oh, I can't do anything because they're old. 256 00:20:18.680 --> 00:20:22.559 I hate them. Yeah, me too. So next day, next 257 00:20:22.640 --> 00:20:26.720 day, a silent film actor has a conversation with Sandy. He says, 258 00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:33.839 I might leave. No, this is this is not an actionable thing. 259 00:20:33.960 --> 00:20:38.839 He's just he's like, he's also used the word I might. Yeah. 260 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:45.400 He's like, I'm gonna spin this drader and then we'll just see what character 261 00:20:47.240 --> 00:20:49.079 How does that work? You're more Jewish than me? Yeah, I think 262 00:20:49.119 --> 00:20:52.960 it's this is the one, and again, correct me if I'm wrong. 263 00:20:52.079 --> 00:20:56.799 Bat You you get gelt is the dradle, the one that whatever it lands 264 00:20:56.799 --> 00:20:59.559 on, you get to collect with gelt, the little monnies, the truck, 265 00:20:59.559 --> 00:21:04.759 the truck money. Jews love money. That was starting because we're pigs, 266 00:21:04.799 --> 00:21:08.119 all those Jews. But he really is like a little baby. He's 267 00:21:08.119 --> 00:21:11.519 like, I want to spin my duado and then I'm going to see what 268 00:21:11.599 --> 00:21:14.279 kind of ice quem in boats I could dwalk. Yeah, yeah, and 269 00:21:14.319 --> 00:21:18.640 it works again. He's two nuts this He's like, my dick is not 270 00:21:18.759 --> 00:21:22.000 hard. So I know that I need to leave. You need to go 271 00:21:22.039 --> 00:21:25.039 to a doctor. It has nothing to do with your work. It's a 272 00:21:25.039 --> 00:21:29.400 little thing called viagra. Yeah, and a reduction of unhealthy relationship with alcohol. 273 00:21:29.400 --> 00:21:32.359 But I will say this about silence big time. You can't do that. 274 00:21:32.559 --> 00:21:34.160 This is a one time showing. We've had a lot of sea rats 275 00:21:34.160 --> 00:21:37.640 that just passed by us for one season. We never see him again. 276 00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:41.200 We will never see this man again. No, we've seen this Dog and 277 00:21:41.279 --> 00:21:42.720 Pony show. Oh my god, that's such a good take, right, 278 00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:45.920 Yeah, he can't come back. No, no, and not in the 279 00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:49.839 same way as the giant who impregnated the woman and then lied about getting her 280 00:21:49.839 --> 00:21:55.519 pregnant. Yeah sorry, JP, little baby JP. Different one with the 281 00:21:55.519 --> 00:21:59.200 Book of Revelations tattooed on his back. Yeah yeah, that one. Not 282 00:21:59.359 --> 00:22:03.480 like him. It's a different kind of passing, you know. Yeah. 283 00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:10.319 Now, Maximilian will be leading a some kind of Vedanta retreat about chakras and 284 00:22:10.519 --> 00:22:14.359 erections. So Sandy calls to me up and believe it or not, we 285 00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:17.319 like I mentioned, have a Chili's employee coming out too the boat. What 286 00:22:17.319 --> 00:22:18.039 are you looking for? Baby? Oh my, I was gonna play a 287 00:22:18.079 --> 00:22:22.039 Hackey sound effect. Oh great, but it's not ready yet. Okay. 288 00:22:22.160 --> 00:22:26.640 So yeah, we'll see how long it takes before Kyle makes her cry, 289 00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:33.440 and we'll see how long it takes before Lara and or Luca tried to have 290 00:22:33.480 --> 00:22:38.000 sex with her. Oh wow, not long. I think it'll be Maximilian 291 00:22:38.079 --> 00:22:42.960 And I think one of the reasons why we've gotten this Eiffel Tower chiron is 292 00:22:44.000 --> 00:22:48.920 because he's going to go to midnight when he hooks up with Lily. I 293 00:22:48.960 --> 00:22:55.599 see you, Bravo, I see you. So I just want to talk 294 00:22:55.640 --> 00:23:00.480 about the clock thing for a moment. The Eiffel Tower clock. Yeah, 295 00:23:00.519 --> 00:23:06.759 the Eiffel Tower clock very annoying. It's really like, I feel like it's 296 00:23:06.880 --> 00:23:12.440 a bit understated how insane it is that we're doing this thing where this man 297 00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:19.000 needs to be erect before he can be a good employee again, in which 298 00:23:19.079 --> 00:23:29.079 case he's like throwing lines and high fiving with a massive like that's how we 299 00:23:29.119 --> 00:23:33.960 know that he's he should stick around, that he's at full mass, you 300 00:23:33.000 --> 00:23:38.000 know, like or is it masked or mass half mass when somebody dies, 301 00:23:38.119 --> 00:23:41.359 right or is it half masked? We can move on. Yeah, you're 302 00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:45.559 asking the wrong I'm belaboring them. That's okay. Do we do the little 303 00:23:45.599 --> 00:23:48.680 dive into the sea right history of Lily yet? No? Okay, well 304 00:23:48.680 --> 00:23:52.200 this is my territory, yeah, right here, okay, so this is 305 00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:59.920 our green stew is. Uh. I guess she worked or lives in London. 306 00:24:00.319 --> 00:24:03.480 Managed Wimbledon, which is quite impressive. But I think she's trumping up 307 00:24:03.519 --> 00:24:07.519 that that job. Yeah, trumping up is Wimbledon the name of a sports 308 00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:12.519 bar like Chili's. It's a great point. Yeah, she managed she managed 309 00:24:12.559 --> 00:24:18.400 that. Yeah, there's a pub great chicken for heat is there? Yeahs 310 00:24:18.519 --> 00:24:22.359 in the UK. And then she's worked on small boats, so that's a 311 00:24:22.599 --> 00:24:29.319 it's a solid goose egg in the ratide. Yeah yeah, seat side's not 312 00:24:29.480 --> 00:24:37.680 very high zero. Yeah, it's not good. It's not sad, not 313 00:24:37.799 --> 00:24:40.960 at all. No. No, And that's the problem, that's the big 314 00:24:41.000 --> 00:24:44.160 problem. Yeah, you can't come on this vessel and hand us that whole 315 00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:47.519 Yeah. I want to hear about someone got gunned down that was your friend. 316 00:24:48.160 --> 00:24:52.039 Yeah, it's like if there if we were measuring something that wasn't an 317 00:24:52.079 --> 00:24:55.279 earthquake on the Richter scale, it wouldn't be on the ray would get a 318 00:24:55.359 --> 00:24:57.880 zero, right, you know, And in patrick scenario, the one that 319 00:24:59.000 --> 00:25:03.279 gunned down your friend was your mom. That's what we want exactly right. 320 00:25:03.759 --> 00:25:07.559 So Kyle is having a tough time folding toilet paper. He's having Vietnam flashbacks 321 00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:11.759 of being called a common denominator. Hey, Kyle is exactly the kind of 322 00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:17.519 person that would say that he had PTSDAH from that kind of conversation. Yes, 323 00:25:17.559 --> 00:25:19.359 he would, which you know, we were talking about it before we 324 00:25:19.440 --> 00:25:23.920 left. That is a condition that is reserved for people who experienced trauma, 325 00:25:25.319 --> 00:25:30.559 not uncomfortable HR meetings. I want to clarify what trauma is. So someone 326 00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:33.200 like our father who watched people be blown up and with him at the age 327 00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:41.319 of seventeen, that that's trauma. Right. Sandy's saying, you are not 328 00:25:41.400 --> 00:25:45.279 going to be a chief stew And I have eyes and I have ears, 329 00:25:47.160 --> 00:25:49.400 and I shouldn't say isn't trauma. I should say, it's a different kind 330 00:25:49.400 --> 00:25:52.799 of trauma. It's very comfortable. Yeah sure, sure, yeah sure. 331 00:25:52.920 --> 00:25:56.880 So we're the dead bodies that our father had to see. They gave you 332 00:25:57.079 --> 00:26:03.119 any of them were children, Jack and Laura talk about how Natalia didn't turn 333 00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:06.799 the crew against each other. Jack and Laura, you need to keep your 334 00:26:06.920 --> 00:26:11.720 respective genitalia in your pants. I know that you weren't privy to what we 335 00:26:11.799 --> 00:26:17.720 saw, but I feel like you're being distracted a little bit. Natalia absolutely 336 00:26:17.759 --> 00:26:23.519 did that. Keep shucking oysters and let Kyle hang himself. Please, he 337 00:26:23.599 --> 00:26:26.839 will not literally, I don't mean that. No, no, of course, 338 00:26:26.880 --> 00:26:32.319 not, God forbid. Serious, don't do that. I'm not even 339 00:26:32.359 --> 00:26:37.079 being sarcassia. No, God forbid. I think he's fine. I hope 340 00:26:37.079 --> 00:26:41.319 that he is fine. Seriously. I don't want anybody to die. I 341 00:26:41.319 --> 00:26:42.599 want a lot of people to die. But yeah, I know I should 342 00:26:42.599 --> 00:26:48.519 amend that I want Uh, don't do that, just not Kyle to die. 343 00:26:48.599 --> 00:26:51.119 Yeah, there we go. Yeah, he's a young idiot. He'll 344 00:26:51.160 --> 00:26:56.039 grow, he'll be better. We're all idiots people that work at mackenzie. 345 00:26:56.119 --> 00:27:00.359 I think, then why you st a stern Graduates that want to work in 346 00:27:00.440 --> 00:27:04.160 McKenzie But they don't know you know. Actually, I'm going to take back 347 00:27:04.160 --> 00:27:07.160 my point, cut them off. I talk about people growing, you know, 348 00:27:07.359 --> 00:27:11.519 like, hey, you're an idiot when you're twenty three. Yeah, 349 00:27:11.559 --> 00:27:15.440 I have the honor of actually having lived a number of years after being twenty 350 00:27:15.440 --> 00:27:18.039 three. Right, people I went to high school with went to that reunion. 351 00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:21.720 Yeah, they're all the same person. There's still assholes. Yeah, 352 00:27:22.359 --> 00:27:25.119 people don't change at all. What do you think the cutoff is if you're 353 00:27:25.359 --> 00:27:29.319 a dick by the time you're twenty what, oh six? I think you 354 00:27:29.359 --> 00:27:33.720 won't change. Yeah, it's yeah, you mean twenty six or six years 355 00:27:33.759 --> 00:27:37.599 old? Six years old? Oh god, okay, yeah, I know, 356 00:27:37.720 --> 00:27:41.279 six years old. I mean, look at our beautiful niece Jane. 357 00:27:41.359 --> 00:27:44.279 I mean, Jane's been evil since she was four years old and she will 358 00:27:44.319 --> 00:27:47.400 always be evil. And that's why I love her. She's so mean, 359 00:27:48.920 --> 00:27:52.720 you know, I fear her deeply. So funny. I got kicked off 360 00:27:52.759 --> 00:27:56.000 my school bus when I was ten, and the school bus driver called my 361 00:27:56.039 --> 00:28:00.279 mom and said, pat is not allowed on the school bus for like a 362 00:28:00.319 --> 00:28:03.799 couple of weeks. Why because he said, you got something to say about 363 00:28:03.839 --> 00:28:08.759 everybody? Because I'd have something to say, I'd go, hey, oh 364 00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:12.920 you show us that outfit today. Huh but look at that bag. Kids, 365 00:28:14.160 --> 00:28:17.279 people and nowadays would say it was bullying, you know, right, 366 00:28:17.519 --> 00:28:18.839 Yeah, but look what I'm doing, right, now look at you, 367 00:28:18.880 --> 00:28:22.200 Pat, I haven't changed at all. No, No, Patrick is Mary 368 00:28:22.319 --> 00:28:26.880 m Cosby from a real Housewives of Salt Lake City. He'll just scream at 369 00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:29.759 people and be like, hey, imbread, why'd you wear that? Really? 370 00:28:29.839 --> 00:28:32.200 I think I'm inbred? Do you? Oh? Yes, I do? 371 00:28:32.319 --> 00:28:34.720 Oh yes I do. Okay, I know she's a criminal, but 372 00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:38.440 let's make her not a friend of the show and a full blown housewife. 373 00:28:38.480 --> 00:28:41.240 And I know that she doesn't go to anything which will be problematic. But 374 00:28:42.240 --> 00:28:45.279 last thing I will say on that I heard the greatest fucking thing today from 375 00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:49.279 Casey Wilson. She said, Mary Cosby is like when you're doing improv and 376 00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:53.359 you have to yes, and and she just says, no, dude, 377 00:28:53.799 --> 00:28:59.240 Funny. I've done improv. I've done improv sessions with Pat. He is, 378 00:28:59.599 --> 00:29:03.240 with doubt, the worst improviser I've ever seen in my entire life. 379 00:29:03.759 --> 00:29:08.200 And I've done improv with like sixty year old Like, what are you doing 380 00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:12.200 here? Right? Right? Pat? We were doing a PIAT We were 381 00:29:12.240 --> 00:29:17.160 doing a improv exercise and Pat was supposed to do something and he just said, 382 00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:22.599 I don't want to I'm not going to do that. And the coach 383 00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:25.960 was like, well, okay, let's try You did that improv classy? 384 00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:30.920 Yeah, no, I'm not doing that all right. So Kyle heads up 385 00:29:32.039 --> 00:29:38.079 to Sandy to give her something that she needed to hear. Right, he 386 00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:42.480 says, I'm sorry, and he says that he talked to Italia and this 387 00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:48.680 was a little bit manipulative. He had talked to Italia, but it was 388 00:29:48.759 --> 00:29:52.599 before the common denominator. Yeah, yeah, he was still a numerator then 389 00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:56.480 and it didn't go well. Also, right, please leave my room and 390 00:29:56.599 --> 00:30:00.799 up blocking you on Instagram? Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to stand 391 00:30:00.839 --> 00:30:03.079 over you here, even though you've asked me to leave your room. I 392 00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:06.400 didn't mean it. Yeah. And when she said I'm going to block you 393 00:30:06.440 --> 00:30:11.400 on Instagram, he said, that's what made his heart sore. And Sandy, 394 00:30:11.640 --> 00:30:17.599 who is just so leadership conference here, she's like, I needed to 395 00:30:17.640 --> 00:30:21.279 hear that. Why did you need to hear that? What did this change? 396 00:30:21.319 --> 00:30:23.880 Is absolutely nothing? He lied to your face. All right. So 397 00:30:23.920 --> 00:30:26.160 the guests arrived, they seem like they're going to be fine. The apparel 398 00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:30.759 sprits is that you have to say, are in an unsightly glass, nothing 399 00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:37.799 should be served in goblets outside of soda, that you're serving to people who 400 00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:42.200 need to be punished, people that go to Disneyland, people that go to 401 00:30:42.759 --> 00:30:48.799 medieval times many time times. But goblets are an unfit vessel for really any 402 00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:55.079 liquid. You don't you know, it's blind, right exactly Again, you're 403 00:30:55.079 --> 00:31:00.440 trying to it's a punitive thing. So it's sad that they are welcome with 404 00:31:00.559 --> 00:31:07.119 too much aperol sprits. We meet Lily a long time ago. We met 405 00:31:07.119 --> 00:31:11.119 Lily, I think we did, but what we're learning we meet Lily in 406 00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:17.279 the working capacity where she actually lied on her resume and came from working from 407 00:31:17.480 --> 00:31:22.640 a version of Chili's, which is called Wimbledon's right right, And we also 408 00:31:22.759 --> 00:31:26.880 learned that she's got a really cool searette history here she does. Yeah, 409 00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:33.799 it's super cool in that. I think that. I mean, Lily, 410 00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:36.799 we love you, we don't know you, but sounds like you're it might 411 00:31:36.839 --> 00:31:41.400 be a pathological liar. Yeah, Wimbledon's is a bar outside of Wimbledon. 412 00:31:41.559 --> 00:31:47.119 And you went to university but didn't really go to university and still got good 413 00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:52.480 grades. That's relative, but I'm pretty sure if you gave those grades to 414 00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:56.000 let's say a Korean mother, she would say you didn't get good grades kill 415 00:31:56.039 --> 00:32:00.759 yourself and also you are some kind of she. It was just I mean, 416 00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:05.480 she's just a perfect addition to the show, and she's gonna get fired 417 00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:08.200 in two weeks. I think she is yea, yeah, well because she's 418 00:32:08.240 --> 00:32:13.039 a liability and she can't be alone, so there's no way to keep her. 419 00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:17.480 So Kyle and Jack have an awkward salad dressing conversation. Jack is quiet 420 00:32:17.480 --> 00:32:23.160 and definitely so. Kyle says that this speaks volumes. We just we do 421 00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:29.200 Australian for him, and he's not Australian. He's city for count Oh. 422 00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:31.119 You know, I hate to break the fourth wall, but I've often thought 423 00:32:31.119 --> 00:32:36.000 this as I've watched Kyle. He had quite an interesting run on his first 424 00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:39.200 on his debut on the Med, and then he got to do all the 425 00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:43.680 watch what Happens and all that stuff. I'm wondering if he's bringing some of 426 00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:47.000 that ego on board. Did we talk to Kyle. We didn't. We 427 00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:54.200 were going to, and I feel anled. We had it scheduled and he 428 00:32:54.279 --> 00:32:59.440 canceled like a couple hours before, so I was busy, right, Yeah, 429 00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:04.160 and interesting, But yeah, Kyle, I wish that we could kind 430 00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:08.799 of try to decipher your silence. That would be that would be amazing if 431 00:33:08.839 --> 00:33:13.400 we could just try to figure out what you were saying by not saying anything. 432 00:33:13.440 --> 00:33:16.759 But the issue is that you say everything, and I mean everything. 433 00:33:16.839 --> 00:33:23.559 So lunch is served, eggs are outside or eggs are not outside? Can 434 00:33:23.599 --> 00:33:27.559 we get this? At this point, I'm wondering, can we get this 435 00:33:27.680 --> 00:33:31.519 clarified? I need to know why no eggs outside? But we got our 436 00:33:31.559 --> 00:33:35.480 round. We do, we do, but this lunch wasn't the egg lunch. 437 00:33:35.480 --> 00:33:37.480 Do you have anything to say about this? Because I couldn't make out 438 00:33:37.480 --> 00:33:39.000 what it was. I was actually gonna I'm buddies with Chef Jack now. 439 00:33:39.039 --> 00:33:42.640 I was going to actually ask them, like, what did you actually serve 440 00:33:42.680 --> 00:33:46.599 for this lunch? I don't do lunches. I don't do lunches. You 441 00:33:46.599 --> 00:33:52.759 don't recap lunch. I you know sometimes I recap lunches. But Bravo, 442 00:33:53.480 --> 00:33:58.000 I feel like, in particularly this season has really thrown these plates overboard. 443 00:33:58.039 --> 00:34:01.920 I mean, they're just not giving Chef Jack enough stage time. It's exit 444 00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:09.079 stage left the whole season. It's not center stage to me, Misses Natalia 445 00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:15.239 because Sushi doesn't know how to do anything. And then we get to lollipop 446 00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:22.119 time. So Max was a good boy and he he got a shot without 447 00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:29.519 crying, and because of that he gets to drive the boat and the clock 448 00:34:29.800 --> 00:34:37.480 comes back towards midnight. He's getting hard again. I just can't think of 449 00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:40.400 a more bizarre concept. I mean, it's just well, I would say, 450 00:34:42.119 --> 00:34:45.440 do less of this and maybe cut your promos better, you idiots. 451 00:34:45.760 --> 00:34:53.400 It would be like if Laurel was competing against Ninja what's her name Ninja on 452 00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:59.239 the challenge and then they TB see it and then you just see La Laurel 453 00:34:59.599 --> 00:35:02.559 drinking gatorade the next morning with CT. I mean, it just wouldn't work. 454 00:35:02.719 --> 00:35:07.480 No, it wouldn't work. I want to shame on you for first 455 00:35:07.480 --> 00:35:13.360 of all, never shame on TJ Josh and to anyone watching this current season. 456 00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:15.880 Herassio is the sweetest, best person I've ever known, except for Jay. 457 00:35:16.000 --> 00:35:21.079 The women are fifty plus and they want nothing to do with any of 458 00:35:21.079 --> 00:35:23.840 the activities that can kill you, and I love them for it. Okay, 459 00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:29.679 So I loved Captain Sandy this episode except for this missuff of course. 460 00:35:29.760 --> 00:35:32.960 Yeah, this was a misstep. Now she lets Luca have it because he's 461 00:35:34.039 --> 00:35:39.239 not encouraging the charter guests to fully embrace the yachting experience by going down a 462 00:35:39.360 --> 00:35:46.239 forty foot slot. He's not sham wowing infomercial the toys that they have. 463 00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:51.159 She's like, you gotta sell them, No, you don't. He's not 464 00:35:51.440 --> 00:35:55.440 a salesman, he's a boson exactly. And here's the point. Sandy thinks 465 00:35:55.519 --> 00:36:00.079 this was a go when in the win column for her to prove a point. 466 00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:05.360 Yeah, I would argue you grafted this on them, and because you've 467 00:36:05.400 --> 00:36:07.599 been on TV for ten years, they did something they didn't want to do 468 00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:12.000 to appease you. Yeah, one hundred percent. This is the person coming 469 00:36:12.039 --> 00:36:15.039 into your dressing room being like, oh, also, we have this one 470 00:36:15.079 --> 00:36:16.960 that's four times as expensive and not what you are looking for at all, 471 00:36:16.960 --> 00:36:21.000 but I think it'll look amazing on you, and you have to try it 472 00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:22.119 on, and you have to leave the dressing room, let them look at 473 00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:24.199 you, and then make up a lie as to why you can't buy it. 474 00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:30.119 I started, and now that's it, and I have to go it 475 00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:34.679 burned, I've farted, and then you leave, so con fuck your wet 476 00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:38.119 ice cream. Captain. Timeshare is very very much back, and these women 477 00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:40.719 do not want to go down this slide, and these women do not want 478 00:36:40.760 --> 00:36:47.079 to go on these jet skis, and I don't understand the problem. They're 479 00:36:47.800 --> 00:36:52.039 it's a dream, they're on vacation. Let them do what they want. 480 00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:58.920 So Lily and Max are flirting, and I don't think that's going to work 481 00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:04.280 because his cock is not visibly erect, and he's talking about illegal barbecue because 482 00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:07.960 he's an insane person. Also, they're sea ruts. She's admitting that she's 483 00:37:08.000 --> 00:37:12.039 never in one place longer than a few months. So this is not gonna 484 00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:15.199 work out. But they might slam into one another. Yeah, now if 485 00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:16.719 we park the damn boat yet or is that what comes next? And I 486 00:37:16.719 --> 00:37:21.360 think that's what comes next. Yeah, guests are very impressed. You know. 487 00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:23.880 I often am very thankful for the bar boat parking because I get to 488 00:37:23.880 --> 00:37:28.320 put my thumb down off touching my phone to write what happens to the showy 489 00:37:28.840 --> 00:37:31.239 I go boat parks right, yeah, yeah, yeah, because every time 490 00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:36.079 that's what happens. Yeah, the violins start to hum and you go, 491 00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:39.719 oh, once again, we would have seen the boat crash with the Christopher 492 00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:46.639 Nolan stings in the trailer for the season, if it ever happened. But 493 00:37:46.719 --> 00:37:50.400 no, they do a great job. They talk perfectly and no one dies. 494 00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:55.280 And because of that, Ah, who's a good boy, Maxie Poosy, 495 00:37:55.400 --> 00:37:59.960 who's a good girl. Let's go get ice create. I'm getting ice 496 00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:04.800 queen, so chef Jack before we get to ice cream or maybe after, 497 00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:10.639 I'm not sure, tough look in the menu planning. Yeah, there's any 498 00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:16.239 chance I can get the word white in something? I take it? Yeah, 499 00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:22.719 I mean jesus, I wasn't sure what he meant by that? Was 500 00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:27.079 that a chef thing? It's the white party night? Oh there you go. 501 00:38:27.400 --> 00:38:37.320 You know too many immigrants? You're going that? Well, I don't 502 00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:39.159 know where else to go with it. This actually wasn't the white party night. 503 00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:42.639 It was a different night completely, and he just wanted to use the 504 00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:47.760 word ice cream. Works great, great and silent actor decides that he is 505 00:38:47.840 --> 00:38:52.840 going to stay. He's got a renewed love for sale. I am glad 506 00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:57.559 to stay here. What flavor do we think Sandy gets of ice cream? 507 00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:04.000 Sandy strikes me as a sure bit lady in a couple of years. Right 508 00:39:04.039 --> 00:39:07.719 now I think that she's I don't know, something lesbian. Oh okay, 509 00:39:09.639 --> 00:39:15.119 what's a lesbian flavor of ice cream. What's that a ribbon? One gold 510 00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:22.199 medal ribbon. I don't think they have that in Italy. Maybe, Hi, 511 00:39:22.280 --> 00:39:28.920 do you guys have a whopper? I did that Entyler. Yeah, 512 00:39:29.039 --> 00:39:36.920 of course. So Sandy's underwear is lost and Sushi is the one that lost 513 00:39:36.920 --> 00:39:39.559 them. I think they did Sandy a little dirty showing the underwear. Listen, 514 00:39:39.920 --> 00:39:44.599 underwear, whatever you want to wear to make you feel comfortable. Pat 515 00:39:44.599 --> 00:39:49.119 wears boxers. I think that's insane. Everybody's underwear is a personal, personal 516 00:39:49.159 --> 00:39:52.239 preference. But I mean they just hold them up like, I mean, 517 00:39:52.320 --> 00:39:57.159 look at these fucking things. It's not I mean, these are like a 518 00:39:57.239 --> 00:40:05.440 Costco fifty pack of underwear. Yep, yep. So meanwhile, Kyle shades 519 00:40:05.519 --> 00:40:08.599 Lily a little bit. He says she's green. He can't even identify the 520 00:40:08.639 --> 00:40:12.760 color of green, the hue of it. Yeah, that's shit talking. 521 00:40:13.000 --> 00:40:16.159 Yeah, absolutely, he's at it again. And then he walks down with 522 00:40:16.239 --> 00:40:22.760 jack and Jackson speaking to him, and Kyle says, stall, all right, 523 00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:25.400 so let's head to dinner. We've got white asparagus and pomegranate salad. 524 00:40:25.559 --> 00:40:34.960 We've also got smoked salmon or quette with white wine sauce and capers. This 525 00:40:35.679 --> 00:40:42.480 is I don't know, it's odd to me. It's done all over the 526 00:40:42.480 --> 00:40:46.559 world. Fish and pasta. Fish and pasta is a common thing. But 527 00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:55.679 that's you know, that's gross. Yeah, that's gross though. Yeah, 528 00:40:55.719 --> 00:41:00.000 but no, it seems like it would be a delicious dish, a light 529 00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:06.800 dish, something pacata dancing with white wine and capers. The salad looked beautiful 530 00:41:07.119 --> 00:41:09.239 and once again, I don't know if we just weren't shown something, but 531 00:41:10.400 --> 00:41:19.760 it reeks of a you're not welcome here kind of offering. It's two courses 532 00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:28.280 and you're leaving tomorrow. Great, why don't you pack now? Seventy paths? 533 00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:31.920 So Sushi can't do anything. Toomey needs to find her strength, and 534 00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:40.320 the issue with Toomey going on this kind of El Dorado Lost City kind of 535 00:41:40.400 --> 00:41:45.000 journey is that it doesn't exist right, So she has no strength. So 536 00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:49.280 Toomey is on a wild goose chase. But we will find out what happens 537 00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:53.480 with that in a couple episodes. We've seen this before, the horny, 538 00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:58.760 older dignified women wanting to grab that ass. Let's see some balls. Remember 539 00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:06.360 last time? Oh yeah, yeah, it got a yeah it was uh, 540 00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:13.159 it was borderline sexual harassment. If the roles were reversed, Hey give 541 00:42:13.239 --> 00:42:17.519 us some of those female law bring them up here. I'm being like a 542 00:42:17.679 --> 00:42:25.039 New Jersey right. And again we don't we don't necessarily do a funny bit 543 00:42:25.079 --> 00:42:29.320 where we say if the roles were reversed, but we understand that the roles 544 00:42:29.360 --> 00:42:35.639 need not be reversed because Luca could punch assassinate any of these women easily easily. 545 00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:42.400 So everyone, why is Jack up there? He was asked, Okay, 546 00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:45.320 that's a bad ask, and I'm not. That has nothing to do 547 00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:49.280 with his aesthetics. It has everything to do with him being a wallflower and 548 00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:52.599 uncomfortable with the whole thing. He's throwing off the vibe. It's like if 549 00:42:52.599 --> 00:42:57.800 you went to a strip club and there was a librarian on stage with everybody, 550 00:42:58.159 --> 00:43:02.880 and you're like, I'm my life with its working, you know, 551 00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:07.119 It's just it's out of place. It's what I'm wearing right now. I 552 00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:10.559 walk down and yeah, you'd be like, oh no, and everybody would 553 00:43:10.599 --> 00:43:13.480 be like, are you going to take that off? And you were like 554 00:43:13.840 --> 00:43:16.199 you just be like, no, I'm not going to. I'm in combat 555 00:43:16.199 --> 00:43:22.679 boots and jeans, all right. So everyone heads down and Anne hops into 556 00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:24.480 Luca's bed for a little cuddle. And we moved to the last day of 557 00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:29.840 the charter. It's drop off day. The sea rats are ready to party. 558 00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:35.159 Max's dick is fully hard. Now almost enough. We've got another morning 559 00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:39.320 special, a breakfast special. We've got another morning special from Jack Eggs. 560 00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:45.760 Anyway you want it, eggs and you tell me what you want in them. 561 00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:51.679 I never heard of that special before. Seems very vague. No, 562 00:43:51.760 --> 00:43:54.880 they do it at Denny's on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Right, the chef has 563 00:43:54.880 --> 00:44:04.119 a special tonight. It is a house salad. What and you can get 564 00:44:04.119 --> 00:44:07.639 that anyway you want. Uh, It's yeah, it's not even Florentine, 565 00:44:07.639 --> 00:44:13.960 it's just omelets. It is revealed to us that it is the taste of 566 00:44:14.079 --> 00:44:21.400 the eggs mixed with oxygen that makes this woman and a little nitrogen I'm sure 567 00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:25.159 has a role to play a lot of gases, you know, actually, 568 00:44:25.239 --> 00:44:30.920 of course, But this is like it's an m night shaming man kind of 569 00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:35.519 thing. I mean, it's like the happening, but done to her taste 570 00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:37.960 for eggs. I don't know, it's it's a lie. This is not 571 00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:45.159 real. This isn't this I don't know if eggs oxidize in the outdoors. 572 00:44:45.199 --> 00:44:47.599 I don't know if that's a thing. If it is, this isn't real 573 00:44:50.079 --> 00:44:57.920 and this was wild by now continue you're happening. The eggs are on top 574 00:44:57.960 --> 00:45:00.840 of the second story of a builion that they just off. Yeah, just 575 00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:02.760 like, why are the eggs doing that themselves? You know? Yeah, 576 00:45:02.840 --> 00:45:06.679 they never explained in the movie. No, no, no, the wind 577 00:45:06.719 --> 00:45:08.239 at some point in the field could kill you, you know. Yeah, 578 00:45:08.280 --> 00:45:13.639 it was really dumb. Well, the trees were upset, the trees were 579 00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:19.199 They weren't having it, the trees, and Mark was like, what's going 580 00:45:19.239 --> 00:45:25.679 on? Why's everybody dying? They're like, hey, Mark, come out 581 00:45:25.679 --> 00:45:30.960 here where all the trees are. Listen to the wind. My family, 582 00:45:32.440 --> 00:45:38.159 I'm going plant based, all right. So, yeah, Lily and Kyle 583 00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:43.320 are not doing well, and I honestly I don't blame Kyle, no no, 584 00:45:43.320 --> 00:45:46.239 no, but he has to restrain himself because you know, he's walking 585 00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:50.760 on eggs shells. But he definitely wants her in the basement with Milton in 586 00:45:50.760 --> 00:45:54.039 that fucking stapler that's an office base. Oh yeah, absolutely does not want 587 00:45:54.079 --> 00:45:57.679 her in this lunder round. So the guests to part. Tanya heads out, 588 00:45:58.079 --> 00:46:02.039 sounds exactly like Bethany Frankel, right, she wishes probably, and we 589 00:46:02.079 --> 00:46:06.039 head to the tip meeting. Kyle and Jack are not doing well, but 590 00:46:06.559 --> 00:46:08.360 I think any you know, any amount of money can kind of heal that. 591 00:46:08.519 --> 00:46:12.480 Right, well, not this low. But it's one of these goddamn 592 00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:16.440 short charters eighteen k twelve fifty euros that banging up against the dollary doing what 593 00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:20.159 it was doing five years ago. You know, if the Sea Rats were 594 00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:22.719 you know, had their druthers, they should just be doing day charters. 595 00:46:22.719 --> 00:46:27.920 They should just be banging out day charters because you get tipped better. Yeah, 596 00:46:27.960 --> 00:46:30.719 you get tipped twenty two grand for two days and like fifteen to eighteen 597 00:46:30.760 --> 00:46:35.280 for one day. I think it's the turnover the boat. Yeah yeah, 598 00:46:35.360 --> 00:46:38.239 yeah, you gotta scrub those fucking bathtubs. Yeah, the shit in the 599 00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:45.519 blood, yeah, raspberries in the blood. So yeah, this was real 600 00:46:45.599 --> 00:46:46.719 quick. So night, like we can skip over a bunch of shits. 601 00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:50.000 So they get their fucking money to Sea rats. Then they get in those 602 00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:54.480 vans, Kyle says, in the vans, and Lily's not in this van 603 00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:57.639 at this point, she's in the other van. Yeah, he puts a 604 00:46:57.679 --> 00:47:04.960 wager on how wasted she's going to and that was a lot of assumptions here. 605 00:47:05.000 --> 00:47:09.840 I think he was levying that she's a fucking drunk. Sure, Yeah, 606 00:47:10.039 --> 00:47:13.199 Yeah, I think so too. Yeah, and he's not wrong. 607 00:47:13.280 --> 00:47:15.320 You can see it on her face, fair enough. But you're on egg 608 00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:21.800 shells, Kyle. Yeah. And I'm not saying anything about epidermically, I'm 609 00:47:21.880 --> 00:47:23.800 just making a joke that she's a sea rat who lies about, you know, 610 00:47:24.199 --> 00:47:29.679 and she's from England. You know, they're fucking drunks. So she's 611 00:47:29.719 --> 00:47:34.079 wearing a Formula one jacket as though she was wasted when she got dressed. 612 00:47:34.239 --> 00:47:42.039 Yep. And then we head to the restaurant. Kyle orders a double Mexican 613 00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:50.480 mule. Jack says, you sure. And these two, these two scissors 614 00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:52.639 are just cutting at one another. Right now, we have new rams. 615 00:47:52.760 --> 00:47:59.199 I don't understand what this talk about banter was. Kyle's like, your guys, 616 00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:04.960 banter is to okay. So Jack was starting to kind of make a 617 00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:09.039 case that Kyle sucks and that he liked a previous stew So he's kind of 618 00:48:09.119 --> 00:48:14.079 establishing It's kind of how we all started this season with Kyle telling to me 619 00:48:14.280 --> 00:48:22.000 in that transport place that Natalia was a bitch, and so that's essentially Chef 620 00:48:22.119 --> 00:48:25.320 Jack, you're better than this. If anyone can see a sea rat trying 621 00:48:25.320 --> 00:48:30.039 to turn another sea rat against another sea rat, it's Kyle because that is 622 00:48:30.119 --> 00:48:35.360 his oh first language. Oh. When they cut to the final scene of 623 00:48:35.360 --> 00:48:38.800 this episode before they run the trailer for next week episode, Kyle is excited. 624 00:48:39.000 --> 00:48:42.559 This gives him life. Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you 625 00:48:42.559 --> 00:48:45.599 know, no, he's he Well, so they're sitting there and she is 626 00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:49.400 drunk. Lily is drunk at this point, as she should be, but 627 00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:52.199 she's talking to Jack and Jack makes it clear that his friend is off the 628 00:48:52.239 --> 00:48:53.440 boat, and I actually would like to credit Jack. He was like, 629 00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:58.119 it doesn't matter why she's gone, and it's not worth it to discuss negative 630 00:48:58.119 --> 00:49:01.280 shit when you've just started Kyle. Still, if that were Kyle, he 631 00:49:01.320 --> 00:49:05.119 would have been like, oh, girl, let's go to the bathroom and 632 00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:07.920 I'll tell you everything, and I'll show you the text messages and all this 633 00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:12.679 shit. And then instead, from like three seats over is just zeroing in 634 00:49:12.719 --> 00:49:16.519 on their conversation like a fucking weird psychopath and then is like, oh, 635 00:49:16.599 --> 00:49:21.559 your bantaye and You're like, what's why are you? And then she just 636 00:49:21.639 --> 00:49:24.280 makes another joke and it's amazing amount of therapy in the world. I don't 637 00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:30.000 think they can fix Kyle. He's just with that. I think we're going 638 00:49:30.079 --> 00:49:32.800 to have at least one more Sea Rat interview with someone on this cast this 639 00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:37.599 season. You fingers crossed. I want Tom Rader. I want to talk 640 00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:39.039 to Tom Rainer Laara. Okay, you guys, let us know in the 641 00:49:39.079 --> 00:49:43.800 comments. Yeah, leave a leave a five star review. Tell us who 642 00:49:43.880 --> 00:49:47.199 you want to you want us to uh interview before the seasons. Remember, 643 00:49:47.199 --> 00:49:51.119 we never take it easy on him. Now, well you do, I 644 00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:54.679 do, and now I've started to Okay, well do you want La Laura, 645 00:49:54.880 --> 00:49:59.199 Toomey or Kyle. Let us know. I take it easy on the 646 00:49:59.199 --> 00:50:07.119 ones who don't remember what happened and who say, please bleep out that I'm 647 00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:12.920 in Richmond, Virginia because I don't want people hunting me and that will be 648 00:50:12.960 --> 00:50:17.400 bleeped. I take it easy on those people because they're clearly crazy. All 649 00:50:17.480 --> 00:50:21.039 right, That said, for us, I changed ranging reviews. Let us 650 00:50:21.039 --> 00:50:23.039 know who you want on the show. Follow Ruby at papieta girl on TikTok, 651 00:50:23.119 --> 00:50:27.480 join us at Patreon dot com, Session Other podcast network where lots of 652 00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:50.199 fun stuff I'm doing. Saying goodnight, pat Saygodnight, bye bye,