He's been nigh about twenty years and them cool Yon fool Dune broke magic and
the world ain't been right since monster defrayon from them other worlds running round terr
clease and down in a bole and got their gree gree water. There's some
kind of evil set on sort of good many feak, So beware, my
friends, go carefully as any lazy brought them all else that murky water gonna
lead you to the grave. So come with us as we go on another
fool's quest over their true blood. All right, So last time, do
you guys had just finished off the the the inquisitions squad from the School of
Conjuration. Yeah, um, the other other bar fight. Yeah, yeah,
there was a bar fight, and then you went and rated their little
little HQ there. Um yeah, it's been a minute. Yeah, yeah,
it's been a minute since weeth Wade, the the boss of the local
underworld, had asked you guys to help out, and then you guys went
in and did it without him and his thugs, and yeah, sort of
made a deal with him about keeping in touch, and you know, warlock
stuff ran and that's about where we had left off. Cool yep, I
think you guys were heading back to your warehouse that you rented from. Yeah,
we were moving all of our shit out of it, right or moving
the ship to the warehouse. Yeah, yeah, moving the ship out of
the house so he could turn it back over to the swag and then set
up or a little more permanent shop there in the warehouse. M yeah.
And the Elmer's glue starting company. Yeah, so by you builds stealing crossing
with the crew that he brought the barge with. He turned to the right
page in my notebook, shows up at the warehouse about the same time you
guys are, looks like he was looking for you on approaches and says,
oh, well he was doing being busier the last couple of days. Oh
oh yeah, man, yeah, real busy toin that boge crew back in
at people from them rocks they wove. Oh yeah, how's that guy's arm?
Oh, I'm famous product roll back. Has anybody missed the axe?
No one sitting on bouting, no wax butter keepers. Well, I've seen
you had that one when you came to town, you know what I mean?
Wing and he winks, no he didn't. He totally got it off
the barge. I'll say he we Oh oh dude, he winked, he's
spoken. Well, now I've been in this whole oh he and crossing too.
Were gonna going back a runoff tomorrow, boy, say, we love
to have y'all along again if you want to, well, you know,
yeah, that way we us. I don't know if we're gonna be heading
back that way right away, but if we do, I will definitely look
everybody up, especially miss Hattie. She's a she's a peach. Miss Hattie's
he oh, I miss her gumble. Oh man, the way I'm stopping
as soon as I get in town. Been going nigh on two weeks now,
Okay, I got some some jars or some stuff you want. I
try and sell it there for me. Some stuff, he said, yeahs
glue, glue, all some pretty most stuff. Bro use it to like
close envelopes and wounds and wounds and envelopes. That sounds like some so real
useful store. I'll tell you, well how much you want for a job
that I said it for you? Three gold, three gold, my babies,
and really good glue. But I'll see what I can do. It's
Elmert's clue. Of course, it's a good clue. It's even branded it.
I'm scribbling my face on the jars as I hand them to writing my
Almer. It's blue under just kind of like a grease pencil. I'll give
it to you in a stick for a copper. Just pressed it to take
the logo on it. He said. Well, I'll try to send them
three gold apiece and I'll get you to profits when you come back around town
or I come up this way every once in a while. That had a
deal that sounds reasonable to me. Well, I won't say thanks again.
You boys donna help out out town quite a bit before you even came here.
And well, I don't know what we'd have done without y'all. And
that boge going missing. Oh dude, you're making me blush. Well,
bro, you gotta take care of the same journeys. Uh. I need
to go down to the store and see the fine ladies down there. I
got a few things. I uh put an order in at the step Sisters.
Yep, and Bill makes his goodbyes or whatever and heads on back towards
wherever he's heading the merchant Place Trading Company. Um, So you head over
to the step Sisters Soaps and sundries. Yeah. Yeah, that smelly blocks
away there brewing something. Um, yeah, you get there, push the
door open. It's a little jingle bell. All the racks or order order
organized by what by color color color coded. It looks like a paint story.
I keep playing with the bell until she comes out. Nanny Rose comes
out almost immediately the third time. You you dingle the bell? Oh what's
your boys again? Now? I'm so happy to see you. How can
I help you today? Hey? Uh, last time I was through here,
I asked about some bees wax. Um you did you recall that?
I don't. I was looking for some some some bees wax wax. Oh
yeah, for the surfboard. Yeah. Well, I mean, you know,
back home, we used to call it sax wax, but it just
kind of sounds weird when you're talking to an whole lady. No, no,
no, offenser. She said, oh, yes, the wax.
I think it's right over. Probably looks around and she eventually finds a jar
of wax, and she says, hands it to you. Here you are,
dear. Is there anything else I can help you with? You got
any nice like like really soft rags? Oh? Of course? Cool?
Cool? Yeah, good for polishing. She goes back and she comes back
out with like a bunch of rabbit pelts and something like these. Oh yeah
that'll work all right. Fuck use use the sway side. It'll probably wouldn't
better. You gotta rough it up first. You can get fur all over
your board and waxed into it. Otherwise, Um, I love a hairy
surfboard. Yeah, so she you know, rings you up and whatever.
It's only a couple of silver firste that stuff. It's pretty inexpensive. Appreciate
it. You girls are gold And I just completely drew a blank. I'm
what the Golden Girls theme song is, hold, hold on Stop thank You
for being a Friend. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not or it
is exactly that. For some reason, for some reason, when I said
that, in my head, I was like, that's the Cheer That's not
the Cheers theme. So that's where everybody knows your name. Yeah that's last
night because I was thinking about playing and I was like, oh, they're
gonna go. I should make it thank you for being a friend joke,
and I just lost. I just remembered that. I was like, oh,
I thought of a joke, but it's gone. You know what you
don't get to be the DM anymore. Failed, I miss the joke.
Yeah, this is the last night. Yeah, I don't deserve it anymore.
So hand over the hand over the rains after this session, so dramatic,
thank you fired, your pardon fired today. That's right, I'll put
it in post. It's fine, Um, it's fine, he's fine,
all right? So yeah, that is that the conclusion of your business with
the steps. Yeah, I'm good for that point. H The only other
thing I need to do is probably find me a woodworker. A woodworker help
yep, you know works with wood. So at this point, it's getting
pretty late in the day, nigh on evening. Um, probably a little
late to be fine in a woodworker today, that's right. Be something you
can do in the morning. I'm taking another bar fight, heading back over
to the three Legged Snakes. Legged snake, let's do this. Drinks around
me, bros. Well, I have the best idea taking I'm taking a
brush and someone like glue, and I'm just gonna try and brush people's feet
while they're drinking. Slew all the drinks down, screw a gold coin to
the floor. Yeah, uses the movie Vampire Records. Yeah, I think
that's where I got it. I don't have to explain my art to you,
boring. I think that's where I learned it from. It's great anyway,
um, three Legged Snake. It is jovial. It is much less
subdued than it was last time you showed up. There is once again some
rowdy, rowdy music playing. This time it's banjos and tambourines. But I'm
digging it, and I'm buying, you know, typical bart stuff. I'm
buying for the evening, my tree for just for your companions, for the
groups, not buy a couple of rounds for everybody in the bar, A
couple of rounds for the bar. Yeah it uh. You see a couple
of people you guys beat up last time, but buying a couple of rounds.
There's definitely no heart. That's all school man. Yeah, whoop the
shit out of each other. Go buy and going back inside and bye each
other a beer. Yeah, there are no hard feelings and it's jovial,
as I said, but much less rowdy than it was the first time.
Everyone seems to be in a much better mood. And um, as you
guys are there hanging out and having your drinks, and just a general good
time. You see a couple of little tussles break out, but nothing more
pushy shubby stuff, you know. And I thought you were giving the dog
vodka for a minute. Yeah, that's amazing. I guess that. I
guess that'll work. Had a monster only tequila for you listeners. Nico just
filled his dog's water dish. But he used a glass bottle to do so,
and I I thought it was a vodka bottle at first. She takes
the vodka drink. She takes the vodka drink, then she takes the nap.
That's the important part that'll keep it from making noise. But show good
up again. Now this has to stay in. Yeah, so it didn't
a post like a post credit. Lefty is happy to see you, guys,
and he has heard, you know. He's he's somewhat connected as a
bartender and hearing things, and it's especially in a rough sort of CD place
like this. But he's happy to see you guys. He heard you've helped
out with some things around town. And actually the first round is on him,
and after that he lets you sweet, it's just a general good time
to you cool. We've helped several people around town. We are not eligible
to become thin and buy property. Yes, you can now buy property across
instead of just rent the warehouse. At least that's the rumor. Yes,
cool, so yeah, I'm not looking to do anything relief travagant for the
union, just just enjoying the company of friends and lots of drinks. It's
a good time. The drink flows and the music plays and it's just a
generally loud, great time. And he offers you again the room up above
the restrooms there it still smells. Yeah, I think we're good, bro.
I appreciate it. Though. The eventually things start to wind down and
you guys head back to the warehouse or to the witch house, hag house
or I think do we get everything out? I think you got everything out
of there? Yeah, I don't think we'll go back then. I think
we'll just let them have it or I will. Cool, you want to
take it for like one last cruise, I'm gonna buy um, I'm going
to buy several fish and hide them under a floorboard. Yes, drunk pranks
on the hag Yes, there's just mayonnaise in all sorts of places, marinade
out all the logs for the firewood glue. All the doors shut. I'll
plug the chimneys glue. They let's seat shot plugging. Oh the lumberhole head
on the ceiling fan. All right, so you go, you know,
play lots of petty, mostly harmless pranks on the hag. One screw out
of every door frame, so it just hangs weird and it's hard to open,
especially the cabinets. It's just just one hinge hanging holding up eat the
cabinet doors. When you're done with it, it's the bottom one hangs Bunny,
scared to open it. It's gonna fall. You're gonna think it's haunted.
And then you make your way back to the remis bargain but was it
an emporium? Discount magic item an emporium? And Remy's not there. He's
got a place, but you guys have a key. So you let yourself
in and lay out your your bed rolls and hit the sack for the night.
Yeah, yeah, say my fairy Godmother prayer and go to bed.
You say your fairy Godmother prayer and go to bed. And elidron are as
a you know, a subrace of elves or elves, a subrace of elidron,
I mean elidron or like the ancestors, aren't they anyway? They don't
sleep typically, But you actually fall asleep m tonight shortly after your your companions
do. And then all three of you wake up, and you wake up
to the sound of leaves rustling and a chilly breeze blowing across your faces.
Do I recognize the environment right away? You open your eyes, and you
do recognize the environment right away. It's real foggy, but you recognize this
little island as being one that you've talked to your fairy godmother upon before.
All right? And do I notice the other twour with me? And you
do notice the other two are with you? All right? I'll quickly say,
okay, no one, make a deal and don't eat any food.
Who left the fucking door open the whole outsides in the air. I thought
it was you, bro. I figure you got hot and cranked the window
hot you fall I got hot. A silvery pinkly laugh breaks the silence and
the fog. It's real foggy, by the way, I don't know if
I said that. Did I say that? Yeah, it's real foggy.
It's real foggy, like you can only see like ten feet fairly clearly,
but it starts to thin a little bit in one direction. It's just a
little swirl of wind blows it out of the way. And you see a
red and white checked blanket with a basket laid out on the ground there.
Huh, somebody order a picnic. There's food. Oh, I've changed my
mind. This is a wonderful place. I said, don't eat the god
guy bro trap check. All three of you are looking at that, and
you're her voice, and it seems to move across behind you. But when
my turn it's it's behind you still. It's a dear rending, my dear
faithful servant. You've earned a respite. Come rest, refresh yourselves. You've
been busy, my rent God and your companions they're welcome as well. You've
all accomplished him much. Thank you, fairy godmother. We will sit down.
No one touches the damn food. You can't talk to me like this,
I won't happen. Do you make your way over to the picnic?
Ye? How's the smell? It smells delicious, obviously ruling, And you'll
sit down. And a woman comes walking out of the fog just beautiful,
slender, tall. But if you were asked to ask to afterwards to describe
her, you wouldn't be able to. So the people of Crossing, she
says, as she comes over, you're all sitting on the picnic blanket.
Yeah. She comes over and opens the basket in the middle and pulls out
plates and starts putting food on them, like fried chicken and macaroni salad and
you know, really delicious picnic stuff. People of Crossing and the people who
run off are in your debt. Work with them, she says, and
gazes at Wren primarily, but she looks at you two as well. She
seems to appreciate the fact that you've both been here with her. What her
warlock? I guess they're not exactly serving, so though, anyway, work
with them, cultivate the seeds you've planted. Your path is not an easy
one, sweet Wren. Nor is the charge I placed upon you now.
But you must keep the schools in check and use your contacts, build a
network and protect warlocks. The colleges of magic would see them stamped out.
And well, your world is one of my greatest diversions. I can't have
that, so I charge you red god truck with keeping them safe wherever you're
able, and she passes out places to you guys. But do you do
you eat it? I think Ren knows not to eat it. I don't
know if those two would eat it, or if they would. I don't
know if there's a save you want us to make like ything. I'm very
conflicted at this point. I am an old man goblin and you just described
a cracker barrel spread. I think, yeah, it would be the best
way. I think I have to eat it. It's delicious, pretty lady
h Ren said we shouldn't eat, but this looks like really delicious it is.
Is there something we should know? Normally, Ren said advice would be
sound, especially with dealing with my kind. But today I'm in a good
mood. Renn is served me faithfully, and well, yeah, I dig
it. Still consider this a reward. That's just the time we all have
from running pet. I don't believe a word. I can't believe you talked
about her like that. Faithful service deserves a reward, and my rend you've
served me faithfully, so my servant, I offer you a boon. I
understand there was a stone given to you in crossing. Ah, yes,
the lockstone, Yes, I were augmented for you. Pass it over here.
Here you go. I pass it over and she takes it, and
she doesn't do anything that you can see it. Um, she just holds
it for a second and looks at it and hands it back. So with
this you may contact any more like whom you've met, and they will hear
you and you then sweet regardless of distance or locations, as long as you
both remain on you fright? Oh why is knowledgeable to say the least?
There's a surprise waiting for you at your home. But wait which home?
Lay a home? And runoff? Oh? Yeah, house? You know
where we left the boats. Sure, I have to move that to my
new house. I'm gonna put them together to a double house and pills in.
Your gift is here. You can find it when you wake up.
In the meantime, will enjoy yourselves well, thank you anybody, and appreciate
it. The food is great. There's She pulls out a couple of bottles
of wine that are just the best thing. Even if we've been partying all
night, I'm still yeah, you're surprisingly not drunk or hung over here great
or awake dude, at this place, I just eat as much as I
possibly can. And at the end of the meal, I could have been
hotter and I put two coppers down. You can fix that. I could
fix that. I'm not gonna I'm gonna bitch and I'm gonna undertip all right,
Hell you gonna do. He's a goal, you know. So eventually,
as you guys are, you know, hanging out and enjoying the food
and drinking whatever, all three, you realize she's she's no longer there she
was, but she's gone, and it's like hanging out with Dianasius all over
again. You guys have never actually, no, no, no, there's
a throwback to a campaign one. No, I'm just saying that was never
Dionysius. Oh fair, Yeah, another throwback. That's um. Eventually you
guys have eating your fill and drain quite a bit, and you're starting to
feel, you know, sleepy full. That food comb I kind of thing.
And just as you're all starting to drift off, As you're starting to
drift off, all of you catch the voice, that same voice. Find
them more, n find more and keep them safe. Time will come when
more locks are needed, and shall hide no more and the next thing,
you guys know, there's there's sunlight coming in the windows of that warehouse.
It's that normal. Yeah, yeah, okay in the morning the backside of
it actually faced to the east of the morning suns those windows. But sweet,
get up and rub your eyes. And there is something on the far
wall, probably about eight feet tall, maybe two feet wide, and the
top kind of comes to like a rounded point. It's side rocket ship.
Well, it's kind of shaped like a rocket ship. It's even got a
fin on one side. But it's real flat, bro. I run at
it. You run at it, and as you grab it, you realize
it's it's it's more than it seems, dude. It can actually cast a
spell control water nice, which is a can trip, but they can cast
it at will to propel it sixty feet nice per tern. Sweet. Um,
that's totally rad bro. Well, hell yeah, I want to go
try this out. Guys. Um, do you want to go find a
woodworker first or I don't need one? Now? It's like, um,
now, I'll spend the morning. Uh, I get some stew in me,
just just nice and polishing it down with the new Uh. You guys
kept the stewpot, which is. Yes, it's still full of stew now
because it's not on fire anymore. Well you said I didn't have thee to
have the fire. Okay, yeah, oh it's delicious. It's still delicious.
It's all you've eaten, really for what a couple of weeks now,
and I want I got bathed in this like a nice little bath, you
know, not my stew, not not my discountmporeum bathe in. I'm gonna
go with no said, I was just wondering, guys, jeez, No,
don't wonder it. I know how we wonder. We wonder it,
then we do it. I could put my balls in there, you wonder
inside your head from now on. No these balls, and they pull the
balls that I played catch with myself out of my pocket. I pressed a
digetation and pop them like no, no, stop it. My balls ports
to get him. He pooped his balls to the other side of the room.
At least you didn't kick him. Yeah, I cast more than Kaiser's
foot, big beast chant, big beast ball kicking Tasha's hideous nut check.
All right, So Pilster grabs his new toy and head to the coast.
Bros to the edge of town and yeah, so you're right in the middle
of this enormous swamp, but around crossing it's pretty clear water with just the
occasional you know, greedy little Yeah, yeah, I knew we were somewhere
close to the hummock. I think hummock is the word. I could find
that the inlet for the where the water is not quite so funky. It's
a little more brackish way. Yeah, still not a lot of waves,
but you can make it so not not much of a concern. So yeah,
I'm just bullsprit hit the water. Yeah you notice actually, uh,
it seems to have some sort of enchantment also to keep your footing sure where
while you're on it nice be pretty hard to even knock up. Hell yeah,
started doing tricks and shit, yeah you're able to do some pretty sweet
I know from surfing. Yeah, I know I'm not gonna fall off,
and I know the board is gonna keep going. Yeah, I'm gonna use
control of water to just put random pout of dime. You can completely can
full of surfboards to mean jo up, do an allie, come back now.
I cast counter stove and stops it right in the water. Because spell
you're very got about it. Really, you're just jealous. Just gonna control
water to make a five foot cube underneath, disappear, freeze a five foot
cube. He just falls in. It goes sixty foot turned into a water
wall, sixty feet to turn fastest, spotted like thirty miles. That's cooking.
Yeah, it wouldn't feel great. Great, all right, I have
the rage to avoid damage. Is there anything else you wanted you guys wanted
to do. I'm fucked around on the surfboard. Yeah, no, I'm
good, I think guys. I don't want to go see what's at my
house? Oh yeah yeah? Plus we got a birthday party to plan for
birthday party. Yeah, you can teleport teleport to my house. I'm not
what I can't teleport that far. Let me try my teleport into the water.
Sign him a bitch. That wasn't far enough. To it again,
but at my house, do it again in that direction. It's still a
far direction of runoff. What if I like throw you first? They have
four more time? Good? All right? All right, So eventually you're
going to head back to your house. Yeah? Yeah, I get a
new batch of glue stewing and fermenting yeah, I will head back. Excellent,
repeat the process. You can set the multiple chests up in the warehouse,
that's true, can get multiple batches going. I'll just take it over
the entire warehouse. But when he'll come in because of the smell, is
it like eight gallons a day? You can make with that? Nanny and
I do use the stone to contact the homeless warlock dude. What was his
name? Flanders? Flanders? And I tell Flanders that we're setting up a
soup kitchen at the warehouse for all of his friends. Yeah, he's real
happy. But headness mighty con mighty conna. Yeah, no problem. How
that folks know you wouldn't have enough room and as folks can stay maybe on
a cool night, would you. It's not my property to make that decision.
I'm only leasing a part of it. But you know, I mean,
I don't think it would be a problem. Will ask, Yeah,
we check with Remy. This is wonderful what you've done for us. Yep.
The only thing that we ask in return is maybe you help us build
some security around the city. A bunch of like straw men. Maybe maybe
we can do camp fires each night. He'll keep the town pretty safe.
I also need you to bottle that glue. Keep the town pretty. Same
example like Watchtowers man with mannequins. I've been here about camps out on the
swamp, straw mannequins all over all. Oh yeah, that's us, bro,
it's a protection to he says to me. I'll tell you what.
Bread the word great, that's fantastic. You know, it's great for making
mannequins glue. I got a guy. You're the guy. I am a
guy. He's the guy. He's his own guy. I tell you what.
We're no way to go finishing blue. It's the guy, all right.
So then we make it to Almer's house. Yeah, eventually make it
to Almer's. It takes you three days to get back from crossing, but
you get there. And when you walk in, right in the middle of
a living room, is this this slender little stand with a little orb on
the top of it looks real familiar, real familiar, like the one that
was on top of the tree house. M Oh, my house moves.
I'm gonna go play with my househoord. Nothing happens. No, I'm just
kidding. This stands up. No, I'm tall. Now we get a
second one, how are we ever kind of rakes if we only have one
at a time. It's also immaculately clean, because the roof still tarps.
No, the roof is thatch. All your tarps go, bro tarps are
folded up in a corner. It looks like they've had all like the mold
and moss scraped off them. I'm so booing now all the dishes are done
and in the covers. Didn't even go now it's got brownies. Have to
have to develop English accent. Oh yes, yeah, and just pivot,
yeah, extend your lower lip and your bottom cheese and you just talk through
your nose and front us. Right the great outdoors smell that fresh swamp air
spring is sprung here in the Corbian bogway. And you know what that means.
It's Anthor Knoxus's birthday. Let's check in on the party. Happy to
get happy accordions. Why there's Anthor Knoxus now? And who's he talking to?
None other than when God truck. Let's see what they have to say.
Hey, and through anoxis I hope you're enjoying your party, sor Rden,
Yes, it's side, you know it's it's fine. Perhaps with more
time to plan next time. You know, it's fine, never mind,
it's just hope for a magic ring or something. But this is this is
nice, then thank you. Oh uh yeah, next year celebration will be
so much better. Anyway, I was thinking of all these people here are
warlocks like me, and we are being hunted by the other schools. So
while I would never suggest us infringing on your beautiful home, I was wondering
if we could use your birthday party celebration as a way for warlocks to kind
of you get together and check on each other. You know, I shall
wisdom you for once a we are for the birthday of Dragon as a date
six D turn off. So long as each year each warlock brings me trobutes,
you may gather in my swamp. Oh yeah, I'm going to bring
you a bunch of presents, of course. And none of the schools would
dare encroach uninvited on your territory. They would rightfully fear the great and mighty
Anthronoxis. Yes, should they attempt to attack those who bring me gift swell,
they shall be in for a surprise. Now go enjoy us. This
is not the time for such concerns. End you receive this to the hospitality
of a dragon, an honor rarely offer tomortals. Okay, thank you,
Anthonoxis. I hope you like your gifts. I'm gonna go get some stun
now. Oh, I almost forgot. Elmer sent a birthday card. Here
you go. I'll leave you to read this. Bye. No, I
will not dictate a letter to you for a dragon, especially for its birthday.
It's gonna have five thousands of them. That's the most ridiculous. What
are you writing? Stop? Looks like the crowd wants a speech from the
birthday boy. Speech speech. See see, you're all welcome on this day
to witness my majesty with the beauty and lucucury of my whole brother. It's
a swamp, it's stinks and there's mosquitoes. My the the greatest of my
minions, has invited you here to celebrate my existence. So celebrate, be
merry, and see that I am well amused. Oh. And who do
we have over here? Why it's bills and they're out beer. But you
can call him stout. Who's he chatting with? Why it's flanners the warlock.
Let's see what they're talking about Hey Flanders, But bro, where's the
accordium? Bro? We just sang and you didn't play. What the heck?
Bro? Oh, I don't really tell you that thing. It's just
for Luke's odds. But it's for Anthronoxis's birthday. Bro. Yeah, I
don't know how to play it. I don't think he appreciate it. Oh
yeah, buddy, would hey, uh you, uh, you guys ever
think about becoming like a little traveling band, because uh, I got some
plans. You know, everybody around here is like really cool, but you
know, I gotta hit some I'm saying in some surf, you know,
and I'm gonna be heading out of town here before too long. Well a
matter of fact, it seems like a lot of us gonna be doing quite
a bit of traveling in the near future. Oh yeah, yeah, Well,
you know, we all got m superiors or mentors, folks we look
up to, and they all kind of advised it right right. Well,
you know, I got this cool new board from a very godmother, thanks
ran props and uh and uh I was. I have heard some some of
the other portals talking about his place farther up the coast where they had some
really cool ThunderCats and had some good choice waves up there. But then somebody
told me about this place called Sharposy. You never heard of that. Yeah,
yeah here they got boots there. Yeah, there's all kinds of sailing
and the waves. I mean that sounds great to me. Son surf and
sam bro and don't forget the wax. I got it, got it,
man, I tell you those girls are totally Golden Rose hooked me up.
Yeah, those girls, well, golden's one color, but man, I
think they really green, really green. Yeah, it's just a guess.
I hang, h got you blank? Oh he and I supposed to do.
I'll catch you after a while. Gee, what a fun party.
Well, now that it's underway, let's leave them to it and take a
look at the nearby village of Runoff, where it seems like someone's leaving town
and there's by you Bill seeing them off? Who's going? You ask why?
It's none other than Elmer Fudd? Wait what, oh boy, that
look like everything all packed up? Well I guess this good by then?
Oh, you don't stick stick around no longer than that glue of yours,
Zoe, Huh, I can't keep it on myselves. Yeah, that sound
tray. I just uh, I got to take this glue everywhere. Man,
this is great. I'm gonna be rich. We're gonna be rich,
me and you both because you're gonna sell it and runoff. And I'm gonna
give you equal partnership properly. Oh yeah, folks and runoff. They already
don't playing off. I can hire folks to go off to crossing you say
you leave in town, or to take it even further. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm gonna sell it all over the world. We're gonna we're gonna be
uh, we're gonna be an empire. Everybody's gonna know our names Elmer and
then very little and on the back by your bill. So we're so so
long. It's so, I guess he's the old glue. Oh, I
mean I I invented this. It says it's only right. Everything everything is
branded after its inventor. If you didn't know that, will Elma. It's
a pleasure doing business. We are Oh absolutely, absolutely, we're doing great.
We're doing great, both but mostly me, but both of us.
So you have a good book. House just walks away, Yeah, just
the steps as I walk away. So I can't hear you. Ah,
what a touching good bye, And as Elmer walks away into the sunset,
so does the sun set. On season one point five of A Fool's Quest.
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it again. Happy days. Accordion, It doesnt I have to stay in
right? That was my best accordion. I just I wish we had the
hand gesture. That was perfect accordion. It was I mean, it painted
the scene alight. So that that navel is an Audie it's because it's navel
but navel m Yeah, damn. I wish I wasn't recording. Yeah,
gonna post credits. We're gonna cut this right, Nope, but they won't
know. Could that be the cover art? The cover art campaign through or
too? Just a bowl of naval oranges with the with the audi one on
top of saluting what Jesus