The JV Show on Wild n Hi. Graham, let me just check my
vocals real quick. Bumble bee, bumble bee, bumble bee. Oh no,
I think it sounds pretty good. I think you are. I sound
crazy struggly this morning. Just a TC just a TCTT t C bit.
You know what it was? My voice felt like he was coming back after
yesterday's show. Right, sounded like trash yesterday. And I was like,
oh, it's coming back then. How to coach a literal league game last
night? And let me tell you one thing I love. When you're yelling
abuse those kids. You have to yell at Selena. They don't pay attention.
God, it's so frustrating. Just look at the batter all you have
to do just look at them. Stop twirling around in circles, stop piling
up dirt on the endfield, stop picking grass. Just look. I don't
care if you're actually paying attention. Just make it look like you're paying attention.
They can't do that. It drives me nuts. And now no voice.
Now. I came in this morning and the security guard warned me he's
like Graham, he's worse today. Good luck, good luck with the show.
Yeah, thanks, he said. The same thing to me. Oh
whoa the voice, Oh the voice isn't dare He's not better. It's gonna
be a tough morning. Yeah, I know. Okay, See, don't
get me worked up because then I'm gonna lose the voice again. So I
want to talk about this. I don't know if I can. Is it
a documentary? Y? I guess kind of that I watched on Netflix.
Before we get to that, though, Graham, I know you have something
very interesting. Yes, yes, yeah, I read about this swarm of
earthquakes. It happened in southern California, actually two swarms of earthquakes. It
happened on Sunday. First swarm had like fifty earthquakes in it. The biggest
was about three point seven, so again not huge, but there were still
fifty earthquakes in row In. The second swarm had like twenty five earthquakes in
Row. No, the biggest was about a four point five. They were
in like a pretty remote area down along the Mexico border, so there were
not very many people that felt the swarm. But a swarm of earthquakes kind
of scary, particularly, you know, if they were bigger earthquakes. It
just in theory you could have this many earthquakes back to back to back to
back. But in this article it gave some tips on what you're just some
general earthquake safety trips tips. I just want to go over them and see
if you've heard of all these things, because there was Okay, there's one
or two. I feel like maybe I didn't know the current advice on I
honestly don't know currently what the guidelines are because I've heard like going a bathtub,
stand in a doorway, run outside. I don't even know under the
table, Like I don't even know what to do. Okay, so according
to this and listen up because obviously Bay area very you know, earthquake prone.
Yes, if an earthquake strikes, this is what it says, it's
best to protect yourself right away. Yeah no, duh, Okay, here
are the tips. If you're in a car, what do you do,
Selena? You speed up to out run the seismic waves, smart and know
the opposite. You want to pull over and stop, set your parking break.
I guess you don't want your car to shake away. Roll away?
Okay, okay, pull over and kind of hard to tell when earthquakes happening.
Felt and earthquake when im driving, I guess it was a really big
earthquake, though you may, you know, see some overpasses, krumblin and
stuff, so that would be a giveaway. Okay, if you're outdoors,
what do you do? You run indoors? No, stay away from buildings,
don't go inside? Okay, okay, okay, to stay stay outside?
Okay. If you're inside, what do you do? Run outside?
No? Stay and don't run outdoors? Why so, why do you stay
inside if you're already inside? But if you're outside, you can't go inside?
I know, I couldn't. I can't quite figure that one out,
because which one's safer? It seems like it'd be safer to be I mean,
I guess, depending what the landscape is like around you. If you're
in an area with a bunch of big apartment buildings and a bunch of old
buildings, I don't know what's better being outside or being in the buildings is
gonna fall over on you one way or the other. Right, That's what
I thought. But if you're in a more rural area, it sure seems
like being outside would be safer than being in your house where stuff could be
falling on you. Right, but either one says stay foot So if you're
outside, stay outside for you're inside. Okay, Now, this happens a
lot. Earthquake happens at nighttime. They you know, they dropped us awake.
We all go to Twitter. He was that an earthquake? Yes,
it was. Okay, if the big earthquake strikes, So while you're in
bed, what do you do? Get under your bed? No? Here's
now, this is what I'd never heard before. It says you stay in
your bed, turn face down, cover your head with a pillow. What
is that going to do? Sounds like a fun Friday. What is that
going to do? If the ceiling is like falling on to you? It's
the I don't know. Pillow's going to protect maybe the back of your head.
I don't Know't getting under your bed protect you? Because if it was
just everything would just bounce off your mattress. I guess can you fit under
your bed? I can't fit under mind? Yeah I can? I can?
Oh can I? Yeah? I can't. I'm pretty sure I can.
I don't think I can. I I don't know. It's questionable.
My kids can squeeze under there. I can't. I'm stuck. So if
you're in your bed, you flip over, assume in the position, and
then put a pillow in the back of your head and then just write it
out face down up. Okay, face down, that's up. And then
it seems but it doesn't seem hard to breathe under there, Yeah you might,
just you know, go a different way if it's not getting hit in
the head with a drywall. It's like I'm suffocating myself while the ceiling plans
on me, and now I can't get no, I definitely can't breathe.
Anyways, those are your updated earthquake safety tips, Graham, thank you for
that. According to this article, I need a double fact check it.
So here's what I watched on Netflix. I watched the Longest First Dates.
And I'm a little late on this and I was one of the newer things
to come out. But it's been out for you know, for for a
little minute there on Netflix. But basically, Graham, because I know you
haven't seen it, I don't even know when's the last time you had a
chance to go on Netflix. It's been a little while. See what's there.
But it's like a documentary style thing that follows a couple who was on
their third date when the pandemic hit. Okay, so they met on Hinge
when on a couple dates, really liked each other. Planet trip to Costa
Rica. It gets a Costa Rica boom, the world shuts down, and
they were stranded there together. Whoa, and they're having to like, that's
a pretty big third date, right, an international trip. Yeah, I
thought third date was like going out to dinner and maybe getting a second base.
I think for us, No, whoa, whoa? What a second
base? By the way, that second base was it just like feeling upstairs?
Yeah, maybe I got to look that up. What a second base?
That seems more like third date activity. If you're going international on a
trip on your third date, I think you're going first. You're making it
to home plate. But you know, I think I think for us,
Yeah, but you know how some couples are like really adventurous and you know,
you don't know, it does seems like a big deal for me.
But whatever, they go on an international trip to Costa Rica, world shuts
down, They're stranded there, living together, working remotely. They're like,
all of a sudden, like married couple. And they weren't even officially a
couple. Yeah at that point, isn't that crazy? And they were there
for weeks? Okay, so wait the camera crew was following them or no
dramatic reenact. The guy was like a blogger anyways, he was like an
online you know, quote unquote influencer, so he was always blogging what he
does, so he just he was recording everything for his own for his own
channels. Yeah. Interesting and right, wait, I don't want it,
you know, I don't want spoiler spoiler alert. I think they are they
still together? Yeah, really, isn't that crazy? So they were there
like for like weeks and weeks and weeks, and then word got out about
like the longest third date, and then like all these different media outlets,
people magazine started reporting on them, and they were like doing zoom interviews and
then that's how their family found out that they were together. And the whole
time the girl was lying. She knew that her parents wouldn't approve of her
being in a country with like some mirando that she met on hints on a
third day. Yes, so then her family found out and she had to
come clean. But yeah, they ended up getting flown back once it was
safe to do so by the embassy. Wow, moved in together and still
lived together. That it's that crazy siler And that was really interesting. I
think that you should definitely watch. It's weird to go back and see like
the things we did during pandemic times, Like they were like we couldn't go
to the grocery store, we couldn't go anywhere. Everything was closed, the
masks, the sanitizing, like all that stuff that we did. Yeah,
that seems so far away now, I mean legitimately does it really does?
Okay, By the way, second base is it says when a guy feels
it's feeling around in the upstairs overclothing or underclothing, overbra or underbraw all could
be considered second base. I mean I know that. Again, third base
is like, what's third base? Well, we can't get there but the
longest So you're third date going to Costa Rica's way too, that's way too
soon. Third date is Applebee's in second base. I wouldn't go to,
you know, an overseas country with somebody I just met, but it worked
out for them. It did you have that spoiler alert? Yeah? Yeah,
By the way, cheaty Jess Walk, I was about to say that
she's running a little bit late. She got stuck in traffic rain accidents.
Please drive on the raining. I know, so Cheaty is here. Let's
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The JV Show on Wild ninety nine Quality for nine, the Bays number one
hit music station. Happy Tuesday. This is the Jav's show. I'm Selena
and I'm Cheaty before we officially kick off this TikTok Tuesday. It is National
Teacher Appreciation Day. The teachers love you mom. You guys, Oh,
I forgot your mom is a teacher. Was times tough first grade for I
don't know thirty something years. So wow, teaching how to be like the
hardest job there is. Yes, you have to have so much patience,
a lot of patient. I could never so hats off to you teachers.
Thank you for all that you do. All Right, it is a TikTok
Tuesday. Grandma's start with you, all right. So this woman posted a
video on TikTok. I thought it was pretty funny. She says she works
at a restaurant. She's a served at a restaurant, and she says,
if you frequent a place like if you're a regular there, she says,
one hundred percent. The staff that works there has an unhinged secret name for
you, she said, and she gives some example. She says, if
you like cornbread, your cornbread carl, A soft boiled thread. I don't
know. If you like soft boiled eggs, soft boiled freada water with no
ice queen. They all have a nickname for you if you're a regular.
I thought this was pretty funny. I know some of us have worked in
the service industry before, and I know this is guaranteed to be true.
So I also thought about it's funny to think about places that you free quent
and if you think they have a nickname for you, what it would be,
Because I guarantee that got one for you. When I used to bartend,
I mean I could rattle off probably if I sat down and typed them
out, I could think of I mean off the top of my head.
I just remember brain dead Tony and drunk and drunk Tony. Those were two
different tonies. You had to differentiate between the two. One of them was
not good make the decisions brain dead Tony. They were both kind of they're
both drinkers. They both could have been drunk tony. Okay, we had
big red Saucequatch, the pale thide Assassin. She might have just been a
girl I went to college of Oh my god, Oh I gotta think about
though anyways. Yeah, but I mean we just the names when you always
had nicknames for customers just because a lot of times you couldn't remember what they're
a lot of times you couldn't remember what their actual name was, but you
just but with the nickname. But with a nickname, everybody knew who you
were talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sat yeah, Well what
are names be? Well? Cheating you what you have worked in the service
industry before? Did you ever do that? Did you hand out nicknames to
customers? I mean we would just call them buy like their drink, the
drinks that they would get. So like I know somebody like I worked a
Dutch bros. So like if they had like a nine one one would be
like coffee attict or something like that because it has so much expressio shots in
it. But I don't remember actually like coming up accounts, they just weren't
as mean as a nickname. Ors weren't necessarily mean. There was scripts,
yeah, brain dead Tony I used to. I didn't work like I don't
consider this service in his industry at all. But I worked in a tanning
salon and then there was like, so your nicknames were like butt sweats,
but from the butt because it has that outline, you know where it is
a placement on the bed. Didn't that general area you gross? Are people
required to wipe up their own butt sweat or did you have to go in
there? And as a courtesy, I think people should, but I would
have to go in and clean up the tanning beds after. Oh and so
people would just leave a puddle of butts. Yes, that's gross. It's
so you have to wipe that up. I get like, if there's some
barrens of condensation on the well, you should be embarrassed to be in a
tanning bed anymore. But given the time, but a little condensation, okay,
that's one thing. But if you're leaving a whole puddle behind, you've
got to stop some of that up. You got to make an attempt,
right. Yeah. When I'm at the gym sometimes you know when like you're
sitting down and then you're working out the no, no, no, there,
I made like I try to like do that leg thing where you kind
of wipe it while you're getting you kind of slide off of the s when
you get up and yeah, it's high standing right there. I didn't know
that was a shared experience that we all in mode that when the outline of
your butt is going to be left heart and on a seat, you slide.
As you're saying, look around in the gym. The next time you're
there, you'll see you'll see other people employing that technique. Guarantee there's nothing
wars as it got, you know, I usually put a towel down.
I'll usually set a toweldown to avoid that exact situation because gym seats are usually
whatever material they are and then want to be leather whatever it is, and
they're usually a dark color, so it's very easy to see the sheen of
the thing. And as a guy, you'll sit down on there and stand
up and it looks like you're leaving the impression of like a g string or
something because it's just between the cracks, just between the cracks of the cheeks,
right, and so you'll look down and like it. People are gonna
think I'm wearing to do it under war or something like. That's not what's
happening. So yes, you either set you got to set the toweldown preemptively,
which is probably the more sanitary route, or you do have to do
the stand in the slide. I'm like, wipe it with the rest of
your shorts or whatever else, slide off of that seat to clean it up.
Who are you wearing a g string to the giner? Hey, it's
more freeing out of running faster on the treadmill. Don't judge. I actually
have heard that. Really, I would imagine a lot of chafing. Yeah,
too much, that'd be terrible. The JV show on Wild nine,
the base number one at music station. This is the JV show. I'm
Selena and CHEETI thank you so much for hanging out with us. Chet you
good. Yeah all right, Graham, you said we have to talk about
this, this work of nature. Yeah, this iceberg. This thing's gone
viral over the past couple of days because it bears a shocking resemblance to a
particular male body part like a bicep. No, not ace like Adam's apple.
Nope, not one of those either. Elbow, No back of the
knee. No male male body part. No, but that's the male and
female. This one's a particularly male um iceberg. And if you've seen the
pictures, I want to describe it further. Maybe we should just post it.
But are we allowed to post this iceberg? Because you know, people
are calling it dickieberg and stuff. It's just an iceberg. Yeah, it's
just an iceberg. I think we could post it, right, I think
so. All right, so we'll post it up at the jvshow dot com.
Let everyone know when they can go see this iceberg. But if you
if you've already seen it, you know what I'm talking about. It bears
a I mean striking resemblance. But this story's going viral not only for that
reason, but also because the man who discovered it and captured some pictures of
it. I think he used his drone. He's from the town of Dildo
in Newfoundland. And if it's a real town, so don't just don't come
at me, bro, it's a real town. And since he posted the
pictures, iceberg lovers they've been flocking to try to catch a glimpse of this
thing. I guess there are, isn't it. I mean, it's insane,
right, It looks like somebody carved the thing. Wait, so okay,
just a quick, uh actual question. Yeah, how did it get
like this? Like? Is it from the iceberg melting? And this is
what's left. I've never been a big believer in a higher power, but
this to me, to me, this to me proves that that, you
know, the big guy up stairs, Skydaddy's pranking us. Like Skydaddy is
definitely branking. Watch this. I'm gonna float this thing out in the ocean
and see if anybody notices, because it's too good. It looks again,
it's a massive iceberg. And like I said, people have been social media
has been on fire. People have been, you know, flocking to that
bay near Dildo to try to see it because there's a lot of icebergs out
there. The one thing I do have to report though, which is sad,
is that and again, once you see the pictures, you can't unsee
them. They're great. But according to some users on Facebook that have since
flocked out there to see this thing, they say, the tip has fallen
off. So you know, icebergs are you know, they're constantly melting,
and this last long had a healthy amount sticking up above the water. We
know that's where they melt the most. This um man, the shaft was
way up in the air, the shaft of the iceberg. Selena, I
know it. And yeah, but they say the tip of the whole thing
has fallen off, so it probably does not resemble. So is it is
it tip floating in the water somewhere, or is that melted completely. It
could if by this time it could have melted in the water, but it
is floating in the water now somewhere. So take a moment and say goodbye
to the tip of the iceberg. But I mean, this thing's pretty remarkable.
Nonetheless, sky daddy, good one, good one, skydaddy. Um
I want to squeeze this in here. I saw this girl post on TikTok
how she makes money. And I mean we've talked about, you know,
the last time I found I came across a woman who did this and she
was selling like dead skin and yeah, use bathwaters, yeah, finger and
like toe nails and all this stuff. And we've heard about the other woman
who would sell fart jars. There's a few of those. Well, this
this girl, she does something a little bit different. Okay. Twenty nine
year old Rebecca Blue um. She sells her burps in a bag Burt Bags,
Burt Bags for one hundred dollars each. Who would want to smell that
GIRs? I don't know, but this is something I can do. The
fart jars Sorry, everybody's leaning hair can't do that? Yeah right, Burt
Bags, Well that's lane, That is all me. This is one of
your not so hidden talents exactly. She says that that's what's what I do.
And she says that she uh. She even switches her diet up to
eat more things that'll produce more beljos. She always eats a full meal that
has some sort of onion in it. Oh the worst, and then she
chugs water. He chases that with soda. She says, diet doctor Pepper
is her ideal choice because this one acts the fastest. Those awesome. Who
wants to buy these thickos? What would you rather? You can either get
the jar a jard fart or you get a Burt bag? Which one would
you rather? Smell? The burp? I don't know. I don't know
they're bad one because you know, I don't know, burp is like a
food ghost. Yeah, It's just I feel like burps are a lot worse
either both bad? No, really this is gross? Who I still want
to see the actual hard sales data on this. I want to know how
many jars this other woman has sold. And I want to know how many
burt bags have been sold. I want to know how many sickos are out
there? Honest, a little you know on the d L they like that
stuff. Yeah, nobody would admit it. Yeah, I just don't understand
what the and how. I also want to know. I also want to
know who bought it and have they opened it? Like I want to know.
I want to know what it is it just sitting on your office shelf
next to your childhood soccer trophies on display, like is it you know?
Are you just displaying the jar unopened? Or do people like they race out
to the mailbox the day that the thing arrives and then I got to order
another one? I gotta know, because the second you take the cap off,
that's it, right, you got to order another one? I want
to and then the other sales did. I want to know how many people
are repeat customers. I bet that number is pretty high. Yeah, unless
they don't like what they spelled, all right? Coming up inside Today's how
is trending at the fifty fives? We need to talk about some of the
celebs that showed up to the met Gala yesterday. I want to focus on
dojakat though, because what the heck was that coming up inside Today's That is
trending at the fifty five? It's all the stuff. Do you need to
know what's hot in music, movies, shows and the most talked about stories
happening today in the Bay. So, the met Gala was yesterday. This
is when all the biggest celebrities descended onto the Metropolitan Museum of Arts. The
theme was in honor of Carl Loggerfield. He's a designer who passed away a
few years ago. And a really common theme yesterday with celebrities showing up,
you know, to dress up and honor Carl. A really common theme was
dressing as his cat, who was, like I guess, really really famous.
People know how much he loved his cat. His cat was not at
the met gala, by the way. There was rumors the cat would make
an appearance, but the cat did not. But Doja cat was there dressed
up as his cat. You can see her outfit the jbshow dot com you
know, plus she is a cat. It just made sense. But she
was even doing interviews as a cat. Okay about this? Wow? I
mean who wait? Wait, so who made it? Wow? Wow?
Okay, so something a little different. So what was your inspiration for tonight?
Be honest with me and go into detail. Wow wow Wow? So
what are you excited to see in there today? Wow? Is it your
first met Wow? Like I was the interviewer and you did not give me
a heads up this is what we were doing. I would be so lost.
Make the interview easier because I mean, it's only your questions. It
doesn't matter what you at the other side of it. You don't have to
ask any insightful follow up questions. You ask whatever you want. Um.
Jared Letto also wore like this massive cat outfits. Um. I also want
to talk about Lenoze. Can we get lenos X up on the page?
Yeah? My bad? Yeah he wore He was just like covered head to
toe and I think maybe silver body. Okay, Jules, he was like
bedazzled head to toe in a thong. And what did that have to do
with Carl Langer being logger fields respect of his name? I don't know.
And he was also meowing during interviews, and he didn't look like a cat
to me. And also, if you're just wearing a thong, are you
look you go inside the museum and you're seated next to guests and you eat
dinner. Was he just wearing that or was he did he put on something
over or did he cover this scene? Talked about it earlier. Gonna have
to wipe down your chair. Yeah, definitely, it's real. I have
so many questions, so we'll let you know as soon as Lanazax is up.
How crazy is this? A lot of or most, if not all,
of the late night talk shows are shut down right now because writers are
on strike. This includes The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel Live,
the Late Show, It's even Colbert, Late Night with Seth Myers,
and even the Daily Show. They're all going to be airing reruns starting today.
Wait a second, I thought those guys wrote their own jokes. They
have We know they have joke writers. They're okay, they are open about
that. Um so all of like the screenwriters in Hollywood that work for these
late night talk shows, they went on strike yesterday after six weeks of negotiations
for a new film and scripted TV contract that count contract came to a stalemate,
and they're like, Okay, well we're outing here, then good luck
with that. Good like, you know, writing these jokes and writing scripts
and having new show themselves. Nope, but it is nice to see that
all of these late night hosts are in full support of the writers. Jimmy
Fallon was that, yeah, yeah, well you need yeah, your showed
bomb yea even more so than it already does. If you didn't have a
great team writer, Selena, could you imagine if our team of writers here
on the JV Show went on strike one day? Like what what would we
even say when we turn the microphones on? I wouldn't be at a loss
for words. Well, I gotta thank Todd. Yeah, Steve, Joe,
Joe great bighead um him and Rachel, Yeah, the rest of the
gang. Rachel's really awesome. She writes all my lines for me. She's
telling me to say this right now. Yeah. The great team. Great
team. They're a funny bunch. They're quirky. Todd. What does Todd
have in today's hod is trending for you? Graham? Oh let me let
me see what Todd's written up for not a lot today. He's been running
a bit behind this story. Thanks a lot, Todd. The rain has
arrived. We know the Bay saw some sprinkles here and there last night,
but now it's a lot more widespread. This combined with some colder temperatures,
makes it feel like, you know, hello, Winter's back. But luckily
it's not going to be here for too long. The forecasters have this storm
delivering more rain to the South Bay than the North which is usually the opposite
of what we see in the Bay area. But we'll see if that's actually
true today. Snow also in the forecast, I think, down to about
four thousand feet. So we've been talking about the Great Melt and all the
record breakings here are snowpack starting to melt, which I read an article this
morning saying that about a foot of it or so or whatever it has melted
so far. But we're still like two hundred of normal for this time of
year, so there's still an incredible amount of snow and water content, and
that snow that has yet to melt. Even though that little heatwave we had
last week melted, you know, a decent amount of it. This rain
that we're in right now is not gonna be sticking around for too long.
The bulk of it's just going to be just today. Then we kind of
go back to some cloudy and cool weather for the rest of the week before
we start warming back up again. You can deal with that again. Looking
ahead, doesn't look like it's going to get hot again though, like that
heatwave, but back to just you know, more normal spring. I like
that. I like that too, because we went from winter to summer.
Who whoaa, we're springing this the rain this morning, like I forgot how
to drive in the rain. It was scary, everybody. Did I think
one of those accidents you reported on eighty I think I passed it right after
it happened, like it had just I think it had just happened. And
then when I got onto the Bay Bridge this morning, yeah, because it
was just light sprinkles on my drive in. But the second I hit the
Bay Bridge down, poor pounding. Everybody started hitting the brakes. I'm like,
what are you guys doing? Don't you remember how to driving this?
Just turn the wipers on. We're stopping for nothing. The JV Show on
Wilde the Talkbacks Rolling in by the way, I cannot thank you enough for
always interacting with the JV Show. You honestly make the show what it is.
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you can do that on the iHeartRadio app. Hit the little microphone button and
send us a voice message. I want to send a shout out to my
dodgeball team, Balls and Dolls. We finally won a match last night.
I'm so hungover because we went. I'm celebrated an awesome job team. What
gotired like me selling my voice? But good job, Balls and good We'll
pub up for you. Big first win and then the celebratory after party for
the dodgeball win. That's not like they had a good time Monday night rage.
You know, I love it. Um Graham, let's talk about Chipotle.
Yeah, so, I feel like we've been talking about them a lot
lately, mostly because I feel like it's a lot of negative stuff. They've
been coming on fire a bunch for different things. I think mainly it's their
prices going way way up, and then everybody trying to figure out hacks for
how to get stuff cheaper. I don't know. Well, now there's a
new claim that's being floated out there online against them. It's more or less
gender portion discrimination. What is that? Well, this woman posted a video
showing how she always sends her husband, who's like a you know, this
big tall guy. She sends him through the line to order her her food
because they always are more generous scooping the meats, you know, on the
toppings like the gualk and the cheese, even the mouthwatering sala. And she
says she when she goes through the line, because she's like she's a smaller
female, they give her way less of everything, So her bowls never have
enough meat toward the mouthwatering. They have just a lot less of everything.
So do you guys think this is something Chipotle is doing on purpose? Like
they're claiming like this is some kind of you know, portion discrimination or something.
Do you think this is something that they're actually doing purpose or is it
just a subconscious thing that some of the workers are probably guilty of. I
think it's a subconscious thing. I don't think they're doing it on purpose,
because you don't think so. I think they are. No, it's not
there's no company wide memo that went out like hey give the big boys an
extra workers are looking at them like you, I think you need a little
bit more, That's what I mean, doing it on purpose in that sense,
like like they're sizing up the customer like you need Yeah, you're you're
a big boy or ever yeah I maybe yeah, maybe it's a subconscious thing,
or maybe it is, uh, hey, you're just sizing. You're
sizing the person up on what you if you think the person is going to
complain or not like or ask for or like when you if you were going
to give just your say you're just average scoop and it's you know, it's
your big boy. That's ordering you're more likely to hear from them like hey,
come on, scoop a little more. Maybe they're just trying to avoid
that situation and they less commonly get that from somebody who's smaller. I don't
know. It might just be just a total subconscious thing or just totally random
because it just seems like but it makes it makes sense, like I would,
honestly, I would try this because I feel like chances are like if
I sent my man and he would probably come back with a bigger portion.
Yeah, I am curious. I mean it'd be interesting to test it out
and see. But you got to buy a lot of brutto bulls and then
we got to weigh them, and it's the whole thing we got. We
gotta have a control group and a double blind study. It's a lot mouth
watering selves us yeah, sells us um. I think this is really interesting.
So you know, Taylor Swift recently broke up with her man Joe Alwan,
and now people on TikTok and I guess just social media in general,
they are convinced that you should stay away from any guy whose name starts with
a jay. So I kind of want to open up the talkbacks on this
and like, you guys, let me know if you've dated somebody with a
Jay name and if they fit this description based on overall social media commentary only
applies to men or male and females that start with the I mean, well,
in this instance, they're only talking about men because they're talking about Taylor
Swift's X, and it's a lot of swift ease weighing in, Like,
yeah, I dated a Justin and a Joe and they were this and that.
But I mean, I guess they could apply to both if you have
any any experiences you want to share. But did you have did you have
Jacklin? Oh? Some jackies, Jackie. I'm trying to think, have
I ever dated a name? What were they like? Well, I don't
know. I'm just saying i'd think if I've ever dated a Jay name.
So, according to the people who are weighing in on social media, guys
whose names begin with Jay, art, cheater, womanizers, they're untrustworthy,
They're toxic and in need of therapy. Oh yeah, and they will hurt
you. They'll break your heart, so stay away. They say the Jay
really stands for jerk. Stop it. I believe it. I know,
I know. I got plenty of buddies with Jay names, and they're very
happy, healthy, committed marriages and they now, yeah, what about party
were dating? They are friends guy at one time. So any letter to
alphabet, whatever your name is, this is you probably has made some questionable
decisions at some point that we're probably poor, you know, a poor reflection
of themselves. And but they've all gone on all the Jay names. I
know, but John, I go. I gotta know a few Johns and
a few Joe's. I know a few Johnnies. A you know, they've
al turned out great, as entertaining, as this is and I love it
that we're able to just, you know, say it's the Jay names.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like we've all experienced this in relationships.
And you know, the guy I'm referring to, his name didn't start with
the Jay, Yeah, says I mean, the name doesn't matter. Yeah,
it's just men in general exact. I guess. So, um,
oh you guys, good news? Yeah, well I think good news.
I don't know. I'm kind of stressing over this. After the show today,
I need to go to pick up my daughter early from school, pull
her out a class, to go to our passport appointments. Okay, do
you know how backed up this whole process is currently seeing I don't know what
is happening, why everything is on like back order. I've been telling you
guys how my whole family, like we need our passports by October. I'm
going to Mexico would get married, right, you know how devastating it would
be if my man didn't have his passport. How are we going to go
get married? It still has not come went and applied for this thing in
February. Wow, and it is still not here. That one will get
there. But let's just say Oh yeah, kids can't get there in time,
like you just tell them sorry, I know. See that's what I
don't know what to do. So I'm taking my daughter today to go,
you know, shooting all the paperwork and to apply for this passport. Even
if you pay for like expedited shipping or whatever, even that is still ten
to thirteen weeks right now, and that can that can change. And what
are we at? We're in May now? Oh man, I think it's
okay, but it's like pushing it. Like if something were to happen,
if there is some other hiccup after this, I guess it's possible that it
might. It may not come in time. Let's just say that your daughters
doesn't come in time. Everybody else's comes through. What do you do?
I mean, I still have to go. There's guests depending on me,
non refundable deposit, take a moment, just kids, the whole thing.
I mean, if it was my kid, yeah of course, but you
I mean me too. That's totally what I would do. Wedding off,
no question about it, if ends or butts or oars or over that saying
all right, coming up, Graham's speaking weddings. Do you want to talk
about a wedding dress. Yeah, we'll do that next. The JV Show
on wild Mouth Watering Style says nine with one of our commercials, qualaty for
nine the base number when it music station. It is the JVS Show on
a Tuesday. I'm Selena and I'm cheaty Um. I was just talking about
how today I gotta go pull my daughter out of school take her to an
appointment to apply for a passport that we've had on our calendar for like a
month and a half now, because you have to book so far out in
advance, and then you have to wait weeks and weeks and weeks just for
the stupid passport to come. And I need this thing to be here buy
October, and I don't want to get it like last second, like I
wanted to come before, yeah October, preferably, like we were saying,
if if it didn't arrive, you're gonna have to it. Can choose which
family members and things you're going to bring to the wedding and just say goodbye
to the rest. Sorry you can't come along, my heart. We have
talkbacks rolling in Good Morning guys, Nicelena about the passport I had to fly
down to LA to get my son's pass report. So we flew we got
it the same day. Of course we had to pay extra I think about
two fifty on top of the price. Um, we got it the same
day and we will ride back to the day. See if so there's a
same day passport authority in LA, so you could so she's saying, they
flew down there. So the cost of the flight, then the cost of
the passport plus another two fifty. She said, that's I mean, it's
expensive but a lot, but you still but you could get it same day.
Is this like a guy in the alleyway behind the best Buy? I
don't know if I want to spend all that money and worst case scenario,
the worst case scenario, Yes, I guess I would to have my daughter
at my wedding. Very important to me. Um. But it just it
bothers me that if this is possible to have them go through the same day.
Yeah, why don't they offer this place is everywhere? Make it an
option. It's going to be an expensive option, but make it an option,
right, or just make all passports same day? Why why do that?
Why don't we just upgrade our systems to whatever we're doing and make it
all so you can knock it out all one day and just handle them that
way. It seems like it would speak there, let's do when we're talk
back on this, Hey, guys, No, Selena, your wedding would
not be canceled. Just walk into t J, take a flight from TJ
to wherever your wedding is, and then fly back through TJ. I mean
it's going to take some time because you'll have to go through immigration and they'll
have to verify her identity and a bunch of stuff. But at least your
wedding will be canceled. So you don't need a passport to do that.
I think you just need your idea or something. I think you can doesn't
have a Yeah, are they checking your I see what I think what she's
saying is they're not checking your idea walking into Mexico? Are if you do
one of those Just I don't know if you've walked into Teja. I know
I've driven in. I don't know, I don't remember. Probably not.
That's and then you got to plead your case on the way back, Like
you know, we don't have a passport, but you know, here's her
birth certificate. She's a citizen. And then they like but they have the
option to be like, no, no, well I don't know. It's
so scary to me, but yeah, but there's your there's your contingency plan
in case it doesn't arrive. All right, Yeah, I guess we'll just
walk through t JE sounds really safe, um Graham. The wedding dress.
Oh yeah, So I saw this woman she wrote into like an advice blug
because she wanted to know what to do about the situation. So she got
married, she said. About six months into the wedding, her husband cheated
on her, then ended up breaking up, and she got She said,
she got the marriage annulled. She didn't have to go through the divorce process,
but she said it at the time, you know, when they got
married, she loved her wedding dress. Beautiful, beautiful wedding dress. She
absolutely loved it. Well, incomes her stepsister. Her stepsisters like, I'm
getting married pretty soon. I know your marriage didn't work out, but I
really liked your dress. Can I wear it? And the original bride was
like, I was going to burn this thing because I hate all the memories
attached with it. I don't want anybody to have this dress, and it
sparked this big family argument. Half the family's like, no, let her
wear the dress if she wants to wear it, and it saves a bunch
of money, and she should be able to wear the dress and the bride
and some other people like, no, this thing is special to her or
was, and if she wants to destroy it and never never be seen again,
that's up to her. That's hilarious, Selena, let me ask you.
Let's because obviously we're talking about your wedding and it's coming up. Let's
say I don't We're not going to talk about you getting divorced or in the
marriage of old. But just that you've worn this wedding dress. This is
the one you wore, You took all your pictures in it. It looked
beautiful, it was great. Your sister comes along, she's getting married.
Let's say, you know, six months later, a year later, she
wants to wear your wedding dress. What do you say? No? Why
I mean, I will you can buy it off me if you want.
Why can't you just wear it? Because I'm not just gonna give it away.
If I want to destroy you, I'm going to destroy it. Okay,
But You're not gonna do anything with your wedding. Just trust me.
My wife had hers like framed in the box or something, and that thing
just gets piled under all the other ge But if it had it down though,
but if it had all these like bad memories tied into it. I
look and I look at it. But but if I wore it and I'm
going to divorce this person, No, no, no, I said,
you didn't listen to my question. I said, take all of that out
of it. You just and now someone else wants to wear it, and
now your sister wants to wear it six months later to her wedding. There's
nothing I said, take the divorce your own? Yeah? Why why?
Because this is my happy memory. Now go get your own. But she's
going to look great in it too. She's your sister, but she can
get it. Yeah, I would say, trying to afford this dress and
so now you're going to go broken, suffer too. But why because that's
just how it goes. I mean, I figured you would say, I
don't want us looking the exact same wearing the same dress, and all this
in the pictures of which no one would ever notice. A spoiler alert.
I know so why can't you wear it? Then? I just don't like
the ideas to that. It's like, it's not even that it's like your
wedding dress. It's like unique to you. You picked it out because it
fits your personality, your style. It spoke to you, to your sister.
So no, it's not even trying to be cheap. It looks even
better on her. I don't think so, Sorry, Sis, is that
Are you worried about it that it would look better on her? Is that
part of it? Or you just you're just buy a dress that fits your
body type, that works. Its tailor even, Yeah, it's tailored to
me, they alternate to me, alternate. They can tailor it to her.
She's your sister. You guys are probably the same same height. They
can just do They can just tailor that up. And why can't you wear
it? The answers, No, I'm surprised by this final answer, Get
your own because her steal the JV Show on Wild ninety nine for nine the
base number one at music stations. Shut it, nats, it's a good
job. Shut it off, shut it down, and zip it. Yes,
it is the JV Show. I'm Selena and I'm cheaty. Before we
get to the JV show, yep, no game. We have a lot
of talkbacks rolling in. Let's start with this. I have to go today
to get my daughter's passport, and I was talking about how everything is just
so delayed. Even if I pay for expedit shipping, it's still going to
take like I think, ten to thirteen weeks is what they're saying. Now,
Good morning JV show. This is Oscar here. So Selena, not
to freak you out, but also pay attention to what's going on in the
federal government. Unfortunately, we are going to be running out of money according
to the Secretary of Treasure around June fifteenth, So that is actually going to
stop a lot of applications and anything that has to do with government issuing any
kind of documents. So that's going to put a halt onto it unless act
Wait what do you mean, hold on chance that we might not get anywhere?
Hello, government shutdown. You know, pass the budget and it's possible
shutdown happens, and you know, government employees they're not going to be you
know, they're not getting paid process. You're up right. I do want
to say a lot of people in the talkbacks all leaving their passport talkback.
People love talking about passports. Thank you guys for everybody chiming in. I'll
share all the everything was Selena. A lot of people, Yeah, I
wish we could air the mall. A lot of people saying you can one
day if you go to the San Francisco Passport Authority, you can do that.
A lot of people saying, okay, yes, you can just walk
across the border, drive across into t J, hop on a plane there
and make it all happen, then get back in no problem. Okay,
okay, well, thank you. I don't know how we got so late,
but we have to get to Madi here on the phone. Tai Madi.
So let's give you the chance to win a four packet tickets for the
Legoland Discovery Center at the Great Mall. Emil Petas not gonna lie. When
I answered the phone, told you that your collar twenty. You sounded a
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So we're gonna ask you for trivia questions. You only got to get three,
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That's so bad easy, all right? Question number two. Home to the
Colosseum, the Trevy Fountain, and the Sistine Chapel. This is one of
the most famous cities in the world, and it's the capital of Italy.
I guess all right, this city. It's home to the Colosseum, the
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in the world, and it is the capital of Italy. What city is
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what is the what? Sorry I can barely hear you this. Oh so
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Peppers? Yeah, I want to know how spicy, how how hot
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get this one to win the JV show. Yep, Nope Game. Who
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wrote a lot? You know, I wrote the music? Yea, all
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like she's good and Molana too, right and Conto for sure in my head.
But I just think we are out of time. Lynn Manuel Miranda.
Yes, yes, I know you knew it, but you didn't say it.
Matty, you were so close he did it, he didn't quite do
it, So you did not win the JV Show You Have Nope Game.
I am so sorry. I'm gonna put you on a hole doing up.
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right, so let's talk about the real star of the met gala. The
cockroach was wearing Oh my cockroach was naked. Oh well, I did see
a meme where somebody had zoomed in. It was an up close shot of
the cockroach and they had like h like Louis Vuitton print. Oh wow.
Shouldn't go with the theme if you're there to honor Carlography, Beula Channel or
something like that. But you guys, last night or yesterday at the Met
Gala, there was an actual cockroach that walked the red carpet among celebrities.
That's awesome. Didn't take questions too from interview, It didn't take any interview,
and it didn't take any interviews. But this cockroach probably got more coverage
than the celebrities did. Like there are pictures of everyone taking pictures of the
roach, like the paparazzi. They're all shooting the roach that's there on the
carpet. There's like fans, you know, in one section, they got
their cell phones out in there photograph the cockroach as walks the red carpet.
I don't ever take selfies, but I would take a selfie, is sure?
The legendary exactly you met Gala cockroach? Um. Someone even made a
Twitter account it was met cockroach. I didn't know people still did that,
but whatever, I guess if you're wondering how it ended, though, A
variety posted this update last night. We get the sad music? Oh no,
yeh, can we get the sad music round? It is we or
starter? You really messed that one up. It is with deep sadness that
we must report the hashtag met Gala cockroach was stepped on hashtag rip. I
know who stepped on it. I don't know. I shouldn't do that,
I know, but maybe it was an accident. But if you want to
see the met, I can't not. When he was alive and thriving.
Yeah, he's at the JB show dot com moment. Yeah, he's living
his best life. He's at the met Galley. Finally made it and then
somebody smushes him off. Um, some more Met Gala stuff. I think
a lot of people were really shocked to see that the car Genners were not
banned, as it was rumored that they were. The rumor was that Anna
Wintour, who's the editor of Vogue, the HBI c The rumor was that
she had to crack down on attendees and they sadly did not make the cut.
That was clearly false because Kim, Kylie and Kendall were there. By
the way, you'd have to see this picture of them, Graham, Yeah,
you listening, go to the jabshow dot com. There's one of all
three sisters. Kendall just towers over Kim. It's like to her armpit if
that she is just Kendall's so tall compared to your sisters. She wearing like
like still she's that much. I mean, that's like the difference between me
standing next to you and Kendall's not taller than me. Possible, I'm Kendall.
Yeah, she's not six foot. Kim is very sure she's wearing heels
too. That's short. The Kendel probably has heels too. Oh yeah,
Kendall's wearing like these boots that are really really platforming. Yeah, you have
to be super super tall. There's no way they have that big of a
height. Different. So Kendall and Bad Bunny were there. They did not
walk the carpet together, even though everybody knows they're together, So they arrived
separately. They did their own separate you know, walkthroughs and pictures, but
they did go to an after party together. Kendall's outfit a little questionable.
She wore a thong outside side of her shorts, which was a little interesting
that the jvshow dot com as well. Also, people are going crazy over
these photos of cam k and Pete Davidson actually coming face to face for the
first time that we know of since their breakup. They had a conversation.
We don't know about what, but they're there and things seems okay. They
were smiling and talking and I don't know what if this leads something more,
Who knows, No, I think they're just being cordial, not like her
other ex Yeah, ended things, I'm sure I'm much better turning. Yeah,
you know, yeah, very true. All right, Graham, what
do yea? All right? Well, today is the day a series that
we have all been looking forward to, particularly me now that I'm fully on
board the Warrior's bandwagon. It's Warriors, Lakers, Steph Lebron and iconic matchup.
The seven game series starts tonight at Chase Center. I think tip off
as seven o'clock. I got a double check that Lakers about a few extra
days to rest the Warriors. They've got to be a little tired coming off
a pretty intense seven game series with the Sacramento Kings. We know, and
it went to game seven. Um, if you're looking to go to tonight's
game at Chase, it's gonna cost you. As of last night, the
cheapest tickets on stubb up starting around three hundred and thirty dollars a piece.
There was a VIP courtside ticket if you really want to splurge, tonight's little
over twenty eight thousand dollars a ticket, so you could be sitting courtside though.
Eight thousand dollars. Yeah, just for one little basketball game. Hey,
that's a lot. Seven thirty All the rich tech tics people that are
sitting down there. Who else can afford that seven o'clock, seven o'clock tonight's
game. This is a big series, This is a this is an exciting
one and as a diehard Warriors fan, I could shut up more excited.
I know, I appreciate you wearing your Warriors gear today. I just I'll
be wearing mine. I'll next get game too, I'll be decked out in
all my gear because you know, I love the Warriors, because who don't
know Grandma the biggest Kings fan. But now that we out of the competition,
onto the next guys that beam talk that board gold Come on, stop
it. We're gold blooded. We're gold blooded. Um anything else? Graham?
Yeah. The San Francisco Medical Examiner released their autopsy report for the cash
app founder Bob Lee. According to the report, he died on the operating
table with drugs and alcohol in his system. The forty three year old was
rushed to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital, where doctors worked for nearly four hours
to try to save his life. We know he suffered from a couple of
stab wounds to the chest and a third on his hip. They tried some
emergency surgeries. Unfortunately, he was pronounced Dad. This was on back on
April fourth. Prosecutors say that Nima Moemi, he's the guy that's been arrested
for this. He's thirty eight years old. He's the one that's facing charges
and this. He said. They got into an argument that night over Momeni's
sister. I hope I'm saying this last night right Momenti's sister. Anyways,
he scheduled to be due back in court today. By the way. Oh
interesting, all right, thank you for that update, Graham. Next on
the JV Show, we not only have your chance to win a thousand dollars
in crazy cash, I also want to talk about this new AI website where
you can upload your photo and it tells you how hot you are. I
think we all need to we need to try this, Okay, So we're
gonna do it next and I'll give you all those details the JV Show on
Wild nine. All right, so I want to talk about this AI website.
Since AI is just taken over, there's this new website. It's called
hot Chat three thousands. If anyone wants to go try this for yourself,
you just go to hot Chat three thousand, and it's like it's numbers so
hot chat three zero zero zero dot com. Basically, what this site does
is it'll match you to someone of your hotness level to chat with. Okay,
what sounds really shallow. So basically you go to the website and um,
you have to either upload a picture or take a picture. It's going
to analyze your hotness ye tell you where you rank, and then it'll give
you someone with that same rank, and that's who you are allowed to talk
to. So isn't it intended to be a dating site or is it more
intended to be like a rating site like are we just hot or not?
Remember those sites? Remember that and all those Yeah, particularly that. Or
if I go submit my thing and it's like you're a ten, which probably
obviously when it's gonna is it a one to ten scale, Yes, it
is a one to ten scale, Okay, so I'm going to get hit
with the ten obviously, and then it's gonna be like here's a bunch of
tens that you can that are single. But I don't I don't know if
it's so much for dating rather than just just chatting with somebody, because it
doesn't ask you you know what you're interested in, who you're interested in,
and things. Just trying to look yes, exactly before before we do this,
because I want all of us to try it here in studio. Um.
Someone went ahead and submitted a bunch of pictures of celebrities. Okay,
Ryan Gosling eight point two. Okay, point two, that's pretty good,
right, Sydney Sweety Sweeney who you know from Euphoria, She's a five point
two. That seems like I was surprising. That seems harsh. Pete Davidson
four point three. Okay, that seems okay. Chat the AI is working
there, kim Ka, Uh, let me see see kim Ka four point
seven. What Emily Radikovski eight point two okay, Rihanna nine point two and
all that that one, Yeah, it's tracking on. Some of these missed
the mark a little bit, kim K. I mean, I'm not a
Kim K fan, but four point seven, I mean that's she's that means
if you're leveling them up. Her and Pete Davidson were a perfect look yeow.
I always figured they were a little staggered apart. Yeah, me too.
But hey, all right, so let's go ahead and upload our own
pictures again. This is hot Chat three thousand. This is the new site
where it ranks your hotness and then it matches you with somebody to talk to.
See this says, I'm going to take my own I can take a
picture, upload a picture. I'm just taking a picture for the sake of
Okay, so let's all just take a picture. Okay, so it's fair.
The lighting in here is horrible. I mean, I'm not much of
a lighting complainer, but this is the worst of all time. Better it's
analyzing my hotness? Yeah mine too? Oh no, why does it have
to make the stupid music? I know? Mind analyzing? Really mine?
Alright, my results are in yours. You know, this is a bad
day, Like my hair is not done. I looked tired, but it
was a three point nine. Oh my, you're not you know, on
Pete Davidson's level. Sorry, oh sorry, Well now look now you know,
right, this is thoughtful information. Now, you know, just like
three. Don't don't try to play out of your league. You know,
what did you get, Graham? I got a six point seven? I
got a six point seven. No way, no way, you're right.
I think I should be at ten. I should get a six point seven.
Boston got an eight point two. I'm better. I should be higher
than that. I should have been in the in the eights. This is
very offensive to me. Six point seven. Come on, you guys,
I got a four point four. Pete Davidson is a four point three.
You guys are a match devastating, but it's valuable information now, you know,
like because some people don't. What did you get a six point I
got six point seven. If anyone can do this and beat Graham's I gotta
take I want to upload a picture because this this is the worst. It's
like a natural state though. Yeah, I got the picture of me staring
back. No, this is a horrible picture. Awful. I hate it.
Didn't here's terrible, it says. I want to do over the picture.
I'm gonna find a different picture. Fool the AI and give me a
better score six a six, I will say you really quick. Speaking of
AI, I wonder if I can find this headline I saw this morning.
Let me go back, um something about one of the guys from Google,
one of the main guys. Did you see this? He like quit the
gig at Google and they called him like the godfather of AI. He was
really really up there. He's one of the first people to really really like
expand the use of AI and figure out the algorithms that really drive a lot
of it. He's now quitting his position and he wants to instead like warn
people about the dangers of it and what this could lead to. Ye,
that's really scary. He's somebody who created it and want to use it,
So if anyone knows how dangerous this could be, it's him. Yep.
No, I mean, this is one of those. And I think what
he was even saying is like all these companies are advancing the stuff so quickly
and pretty recklessly, and it's going to be it's going to be you can't
put the toothpaste back in the tube situation here, because it's its uses are
scary, not only in that it can take away a lot of your a
lot of our jobs. It can take a lot of people's jobs away because
AI will be able to do it better. But then there's I tho a
study that like AI doctors are better than actual doctors. Not only do they
have the knowledge that you need as a doctor, but they also showed more
like empathy towards the patients. Interesting, but to that point, would I
no offense to the doctors. I'd almost rather show my RASH to a computer.
Yeah, judgment there, you know AI, because it will have human
it will surpass human intelligence and emotions, so it will be judging you nonetheless.
But I would feel less judged about the RASH and how I got it
and the story I'm telling about how I got it, because it's never quite
accurate because you know, but I don't know something about that. I know
it's good. That's the future. I know, it's really scary for me
at least. The JV Show on Wild n I Spice was looking cute with
the met Gala. Yes, yes, she was like a really good totally
you don't even know who Ice Spice is. Nope, goodness, but he
or she looked so cute. We are gonna have to you know, we're
gonna have to teach you some things here on the JV show. It is
Wildy for nine, the base number one hit music station. Before I get
to this list that Uber put out of the things that have been left behind
in cars, and I know you have something about Clay Thompson Graham. First,
we have a top back I Selena Graham and cheaty. My name is
Maria. I wanted to call to see if you guys can wish me happy
birthday on May second, anytime during the show because I podcast. So,
um, yeah, I'm gonna be forty two, So happy birthday to me.
Thanks guys, Happy birthday. You never tell a woman's age, right,
but even if it's your own, is it all going? That's okay,
It is okay, okay, So that never minds Happy birthday, okay.
So what's going on with Kay Thompson? All right? So he was
asked in an interview the other day who his family is going to be rooting
for in this series. Obviously, the Warriors are playing the Lakers, and
nobody is more excited for the series than me because I'm such a huge Warriors
Anyway, Well, Clay Thompson's dad is the radio analyst for the Lakers,
and he also played for the Lakers championships with the Lakers, and Clay,
I mean, he's probably part joking, but he said, if I had
to guess, he's probably rooting for his employer. So he thinks dad's rooting
for the Lakers rooting against him. I don't know how true that is,
but let's just say that it can he he can't openly root for the Warriors,
not at least not on the air. Not well, he's broadcasting for
the Lakers. You don't want to be doing that, like his fans would
not want to. Yeah, but secret, you know, privately, I'm
sure he wants to see his son when the championship. Let's just say that
one of your parents was rooting against you. Would you be able to get
over that? No? No, no, I couldn't. What if they
had you know, what if they had a long history with the other team.
I come first, right Once I play for a professional sports team,
that's your favorite team, unless it's the Dodgers of the Lakers in my family,
Like, if my kid became a professional athlete, sure, hope he
does. That'd be great, make some money, pay to put me in
a nice home someday. But if he goes to play for the Dodgers of
the Lakers, so you wouldn't go to any of his game to sup poor
him wearing his team here. I would go to the games when they're playing
the Giants and Giants wow, that's crazy. The other teams wear the name
or something. No, no, no, sorry, there's two teams.
You can or the Dodgers, and we're not. You might as well not
be my son. All right, what do we do? We find out
what time the game is tonight? Okay, Graham's throw is that seven?
So I just let it out, Graham, let it out? All right.
So Uber has released their annual list of items left behind by writers in
some of their vehicles. Uh. They posted like the top ten most forgotten
items, and these are a lot more common things like clothes or phones,
purses, backpacks, headphones, jewelry, books, laptops, watches. But
then they also put out another list of the most unique items that have been
left Okay, a Danny DeVito Christmas ornament out? You lost? Right?
Are you? Like? Why do you even have that? Awesome? Yeah?
I love Danto. Someone left behind a toy poodle. I don't know
if that means an actual kid's toy or like a toy poodle, like as
far as like size, because if it's a real poodle left that everywhere.
Someone left behind a fog machine. Interesting, you're gonna want that later or
whatever party you were going to. An ankle monitor, which is fine if
you're want a house of arts and you're gonna get the ankle monitor off,
leave it in your uper's car. That way the cops come because they're tracking
that off your trail. Don't do that. I'm pretty sure they know when
you've cut the thing off of your ankle. I had a buddy that had
one one time. It was more for testing for I think drugs and alcohol
in his system, and it's testing like your sweat or whatever, and he
tried to stuff a sock or something down in between the monitor and his ankle,
and so it couldn't check in. It didn't a spoiler alert. They've
thought of that. He was arrested. Oh wow, Yeah, you have
the thing's supposed to be checking in. That's part of the thing. If
it's not checking in, then you get when it's when it's like a house.
Why are we discussing this, But when it's a house arrest monitor,
isn't it more just a tracking thing just to see your location? Yeah,
but don't you think they've thought of, Hey, I could take this off
and strap it to my dog and leave my dog at home all day and
my dog moves around and it would look like a person's in the house.
I think they've thought of this. Yeah, that's a good point. Back
to the list of unique items left in Uber's Uber put out this list.
By the way, Um, a pin of Jesus holding a slice of pizza.
Okay. Someone left behind their hamsters. Oh sad, probably never came
back to get them, because I don't think so. You've had hamsters.
Yeah they were cool, smelly. Yeah, I would actually have, right,
I would. Someone left behind their pet turtles. Most people leaving their
animals, turtles, animals. I can't say anything like, oh, you're
leaving us a slab of bluefin tuna. Oh, I know that, a
slushy machine who just has this LUs Someone up behind their fake tooth. Come
on, now, that's just strictly accidental. Probably just fell out. Yeah,
I fell asleep in their mouth with the driver. Yea. The JV
show on Wilde we are going to talk about Rihanna. She was at the
met gala yesterday. That is in Today's had his trending coming up here in
just a minute. First, some talkbacks. Hi, I'm Miila, and
I'm eleven years old. I'm in the fifth grade and I listened to you
guys every day. Well, I'm going to school. Um, I really
must jav on the show. But Graham and Selanna, are you doing an
awesome job? Um, I hope you have a good day. Oh Meila,
thanks so much. We all really much really miss him, but thank
you for still hanging out with us. And yeah, I have a good
day at school. Um, one more talk back. Good morning, Davy
crew. This is Selena and Mila the way to school, and we just
want to say, is it the same meal? Mommy? Mom charging go
jump all right, you finally jumped on the bandwagons. Row, Let's go,
Selena and Cheety. I love you, guys, and I love you
too, thank you so much. I don't know what bandwagon she's talking about.
I'm firmly that she just got on the border of the warriors this entire
time. So if anyone's jumping on the bank, when it's you, guys,
because you're like, oh me I really Steph Curry Jersey. Okay,
it's all the stuff you need to know. What's hotting music, movies,
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the met galat yesterday, people going crazy over Rihanna and Asap Rocky there
she looked be beautiful. The baby up on full display. By the way
her her melons. Can I comment on those? Yeah you can? I
can't. And they're called bazoomers. The bazoomers on her have gotten so big.
She's got the prego bazoomers going on. They're propping out. Rihanna's pregnant.
Yes, I'm kidding. So if you go to the jbshow dot com
you look at her dress, there's like these huge flowers all over talking about
everything on that woman. But right now I'm talking about the flowers. She
said, every flower it took thirty hours to create, So this outfit took
a long time. A lot of effort, a lot of thought, a
lot of money went into this. Rihanna also bore twenty five million dollars and
cardiate jewels that required a top secret three am fitting prior to the gala to
try everything on it and figure out which pieces she was gonna wear. Wow,
why did it have to be at three am? I don't know,
that's just the time they picked. So yeah, no, so nobody would
find out in yeah, is this her? She's like a giant walking flower.
Yep. And then she did like a reveal later and she took it
off. Yeah, but zoomers out came out of the flower cocoon. Oh
really cook what I saw a video of ASoP Rocky jumping over to Kade to
get to the red carpet and he was like smushing fans. Yeah, he
like completely smoshed his woman's face with his with his hand. Glasses of What
was that about? Like, why do we don't know that he's just trying
to get in. There's an entrance late, Yeah, he would take I
guess, I don't know. But poor lady um, the woman who donated
a kidney to Selena Gomez is throwing a little bit of shade. Oh we
all remember back in twenty seventeen, Francia a close friend of Selena's. She
gave Selena a kidney when hers was failing due to lupus, which is incredible,
by the way, so selfless of her, It's just amazing. So
there were rumors though that afterwards they fell out because Selena wasn't taking care of
that kidney. No, that has not been confirmed. We don't know that.
But there was an interview that Selena did where she said the only person
close to her it was Taylor Swift and Francia fell some type of way about
that, and then she posted would yeah, I would too, But then
she posted quote interesting online and then Selena was like, well sorry, I
didn't list off every single person that I know. Um, anyways, things
still do not look good at least from Francias. And a photographer saw her
in the studio city over the weekend and wanted to ask her some questions and
she was deflecting every single one. I was there. Everything going with you?
And Selena? I know you have followed her, you still don't follow
her? Are things good with you guys? Um, it's a good day,
isn't it so pretty out? Now? I know last week? So
you guys, you guys do talk still? Right? Do you know I'm
from the ballot back to Selena? Do you guys talk at all? What
kind of probably of the product now? But she was not answering any questions
at all. Pretty good. It's pretty amazing that there's a photographer out there
that would recognize the person that donated a kidney to Selena Gomes enough to stop
them on the street and also has done their homework enough to see that they've
unfollowed, that they don't follow Selena Gomez on social media. It's a good
point. I wouldn't even recognize journalism. Yeah, I would not recognize her.
No, nor would ninety nine point people. Do you think that she
yeah called the photographer there herself? Don't or she's not big enough to do
that because it's not uncommon for big celebrities. Well, I think if she
Mkkardashians. I think if she called, if she wanted to have a paparazzi
moment, she'd have something to say. There'd be more of a message there
than just dodging the questions. But it still is surprising because, yeah,
who would recognize a little bit? I didn't think of that, But yeah,
oh Graham, let's make time for your story, all right. Oakland
teachers announced last night that they are going to go on strike on Thursday if
no new contract agreement is reached. Oakland teachers site the fact that they are
from the lowest paid in all of the Bay Area, but there are other
issues they want addressed as well, like their safety, working hours, and
class sizes. The teachers union and this cool district have been negotiating for months
about all this, and they say they'd like to avoid the strike if possible,
but that the district has been stalling the talks when less a new deal
is put together fast. The strike is on starting Thursday morning again, Today's
teacher Appreciation Day. So let's all support our teachers in this fight. Give
them what they want. Your kids deserve it. You want your kids to
grow up to be the best and brightest. You need to be able to
attract teachers who are the best and the brightest. You got to pay them
more. One thousand percent a thousand percent more, that is that would be
good raising. All right? Thank you, Graham the JV Show on Wild
ninety nine, the base number one at music station. Before we get to
your chance to win a thousand dollars, I love that you guys are just
coming through in the talkbacks dropping some knowledge. We're talking about Selena Gomez,
the former friend of hers that donated kidney, was stopped on the street and
asked about their friendship by a photographer, and Graham and I are both like,
I wouldn't even recognize her, Like who who knows who she really is?
Um, here's a talk about I feel like it's normal that the photographer
recognized Francia because she's famous too. She was in Bring It On, she
was in Tiger Life to the American Teenager, and she's in a show right
now with Hilary Duff. So she's a celebrity herself. Okay, see Thank
You very Much, The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.