This is the Downbeat on ninety seven to one, The Freak, the Dirty
down Beat. Thanks for listening this morning. Some highs and lows. All
right, we're like the Mavericks, dude. Sometimes the offense is firing and
then sometimes what Kevin does the scuttle but like he did today and it's a
it's a nope. Look that segment was a nope. Kevin Hardaway will come
out of his slop eventually. Yeah, and then you'll be missed. Dude,
look at it. He can't miss So you did a segment earlier which
I thought was interesting about Boeing the aircraft manufacturers for the John Oliver thing whatever.
And it's coincidental. Just yesterday I was looking at this because I did
a segment yesterday about don't worry, I'm not getting too deep into this about
crap they're building in Saudi Arabia that's just crazy. And I told you about
the Mukab, this building that will dwarf like the sphere, and they want
to make it the interior of it the largest building on Earth. Dude,
I do nothing about that. I learned that yesterday. Yeah, it's kind
of interesting. Essentially the largest building with usable space on Earth. So I
looked up. I'm like, you know what, what are the largest buildings
on the planet with usable space? And the number one ties it all together.
The number one largest building world's largest usable space is the Boeing Everett Factory
in Seattle in Everett, Washington. Unbelievable. It's the largest, makes sense,
essentially largest building in the world. I would have thought, like a
NASA facility that builds, you know, spacecraft and whatnot. Well, that's
why I almost want you guys to play, because built in and play if
you have any ideas for what you think would need the largest building on Earth.
But Boeing is number one in Everett, Washington. The second largest building
with the most usable space plant. Yeah, automotive plants are like Lockheed Martin.
The second largest is in was built in twenty twenty two in Austin,
Texas SpaceX. It is Giga Texas. It is Tesla's gigafactory. Okay,
I was thinking Tesla next. So yeah, and that's the second largest building
on Earth. Where the hell is it? Giga and you think you underground?
Uh, Texas is gigafactory. Giga Texas is approximately fifteen city blocks long
with a length of three eight hundred twenty five feet. Yeah, it's like
two thirds of a mile wam uh dam. Third largest is in France,
and that would be the assembly hall of air Bus Oh my god, which
is Boeing's competitor, which we discussed. Is really the only two commercial airline
manufacturing plants in the world, or it's crazy that there's just two, well
two biggest companies. I think they have multiple yeah, yeah. Fourth biggest
building is in Germany, the Areum, a hangar originally intended to house the
construction of a giant airship. It now houses an indoor theme park tropical islands
resort in Germany, Germany, let's go in hollbe in Brandenberg. Derker maxis
been. The fourth or fifth biggest building is also in Germany, meyer werft
dalk Halle dry dock for construction of cruise ships. Yeah right, that seems
like, I mean all about massive construction. You would think. Uh.
Sixth is Boeing's other composite wing center, also in Everett, so a building
right next door. Next one's in Finland, a large grocery distribution center.
I bet so that's the first non vehicle construction building as far as largest buildings.
Are there any Amazon distribution centers on there? Because that's basically they have
everything? What building has everything? Yeah? Next up is NASA the Vehicle
Assembly Building in Kennedy Space Center in Florida, originally built to enable simultaneous assembly
and shelter for four Saturn five rockets. Then you have the O two in
United Kingdom. Wow, really, because that's a dome venue, originally the
Millennium Dome designed for London's Millennial celebrations, since converted to an entertainment center.
The O two Arena is next in the list. Then one in Romania.
That okay, This one in Romania weird fact, heaviest building in the world,
accommodating two houses of the Parliament of Romania, the Senate and the Chamber,
along with three museums and an international conference center. So it's probably like
their Cabinet and Smithsonian kind of all mixed together. And then Goodyear Air Dock
air dock in Akron, Ohio. That's where they make the blimp, right,
UK makes sense? Yeah, airship hangar. Yeah. Then some distribution
center in Ireland. Let's see, United States don't list target import warehouse built
a distribute imported product to internal target distribution Center. So that makes sense,
which is all of their stuff? Yeah, all of it. That's in
Savannah, Georgia. Oh wow, I didn't know what aust Tall, USA
and Mobile Alabama capable of constructing six large aluminum vessels such as the US Navy's
some combat ships. All right, so that's sort of a Navy building thing.
Anyway, I thought that was interesting. No, that is interesting.
The largest buildings in the world number one being the Boeing facility in Everett,
Washington, and Saudi Arabia trying to beat it with the mocab. Amazon probably
gets around it by having many many warehouses and you add up the space of
combined it's like you don't know birthdays birthdays March sixth Today, Tyler, the
creators thirty three probably pulled that. That's funny today The Today's Show twins Tim
Howard's forty five Tim Howard the former goalkeeper couple of US Men's that I was
surprised that he was forty five and epl man for a while. It's the
big show. Where did he play? Was he a liver? Ever delivered
Kansas Shack's fifty two? He played Kansas of the British Premier League. He
played for Everton, okay, and so he was actually in Liverpool. He
played for Everton, okay, three hundred twenty nine appearances for Everton from seven
to sixteen. Long timer can't get that well and scored a goal one goal
in his career for Everton. Tim Howard suck on that Welton happy Birthday shack
called Shack fifty. I love Shack. Connie Brittain's fifty seven. Yeah,
Connie? You know Connie Friday Night Lights A bunch of other crack one what
Connie Brittain. Danny makes that face? I Google image search? No she
is? How old is Connie? She's at Laura Dern Look, no she's
not. Laura Dern is not Connie Britton. Okay, you're seeing Laura Durner
right now. An't your mic? We never talked about this on this show.
Maybe you guys did on Friday Shack trolling Barkley when Barkley announced that he
was on Instagram. Did you see this and this will happen live on f
bomb Shack? No? No, no, this was on NBA Live or
whatever it's called NBA on TNT and Charles is talking about yeah, I'm on
Instagram now, and and Shack goes, well, okay, cool, that's
cool that you're on Instagram. You make sure that when you like put a
photo you just want to always hashtag only fans on it, and Barkley okay,
cool man, And and he didn't know, and they're all like,
no, no, come on, Shack, don't do that to him.
It's like, what what Barkley just doesn't even understand. He didn't even know
what only fans is or Instagram or anything. But Shaq's trying to get him
the hashtag with a porn site. This is the weirdest time of the year
when they make Barkley do college basketball and now when he hasn't watched any I
don't know who this guy is. They're pretty good thought, but he's so
pure because he can just be honest about everything. Yes, like what a
powerful position to be in and loudly admit I don't know who these people are
and I don't. CA's like, and there's entertaining because it's popular, like
the suits that look at them are. There's no way this should work.
These guys are idiots. Yeah, this is stupid. This you know they
have to do it this way and with this type of structure. But it's
basically the only good, yeah, sports show that is nightly basically yeah,
the original unique Yeah. Like in the playoffs. They're there every night,
absolutely long hours. They're good late into the night. D L. Healy
sixty one, Tom Arnold sixty five, Deadman Graham's seventy three, Oprah's man.
They're still together. I think she's steadfast with stead Man. You can't
really have a public divorce at that point. Even if they were. They're
married, right or just lovers. No one's really ever know love. Does
anyone know? I entertainment's biggest mysteries. I don't know. Rob Ryan or
seventy seven, David Gilmore seventy eight, Danny the Grand Gilmore. I love
him so much. Ed McMahon would have been one hundred and one. Yes,
everyone's the same, right partner of Oprah Winfrey partner since nineteen eighty six?
Partners. Do you think they still do it? Look at the forehead,
of course, Edmund Graham, that's a bad picture. Look of that
thing that is large. Forehead, that is huge. Something that's bigger than
the first snake of the season, is way bigger. The first snake of
the season. What a ridiculous claim and reveal. That's a weird one.
Oh yeah, I'm telling you the news stories weren't popping today unless you want
to talk Super Tuesday primaries and what it means that Nicky Haley dropped out.
I don't so you get snakes. Almost eight took Nicki Haley for mass singer.
Ooh interesting, Sarah too. Yeah, I took Mitch McConnell, so
I kind of have the politics covered. Yeah, coverage your base there,
Hey, guys. This year, I was thinking March Madness, How am
I gonna pick this this year? And I kind of figured it out.
We've got to have Danny's son pick all the teams for a perfect bracket for
March Madness. If you guys hauld do that, I'm gonna be putting my
money on that that that kid knows sports better than the rest of y'all and
better than me. So can you guys make that happen. That'd be great.
Once you execute your left turn, Carlah is gonna be fireman in the
final. Garbage truck just got bounced. I don't know. It might be
a finals between f N S and g dammit lately Southwest region, the car
wash a big syndrella story. Oh who that is? I'll do I'll do
a Malki bracket if anybody cares report it. Yeah, I have a feeling
Kevin loves brackets. A lot of sixteens taken over one, I do.
I do. Hey, Mikey, I'm sorry, but Mitch mccannon has already
been on it. I don't know if you saw it, but he lost
at the very last round because he could finish his line of that song,
Tequila line Tequila Mitch. Oh no, well, it looks like the bell
pepper has frozen up. Hey, Kevin, it's the guy that writes your
jokes for you. Sorry that I couldn't get that bowling joke out to you
in time. How did the snake joke go? I didn't have to be
an off air. That's a ten thirty conversation on nine fifty. Get in
there when Kevin he calls his joke writer and screams at him the whole way
home. That's where we're live. That's a bluetooth conversation on the way home.
Yeah, you don't do your job. I have to wear it,
dear job. It's naked bowling? Like, what more setup? Do you
need to write one joke every day? I just kind of creep by on
the phone. That's the best you got, that's the best. That's the
best you got. It's okay, you're the guy who came up with the
quackers. Okay, I know you got it in you more just like more,
good morning, down beat. So what are the plans for Opening Day?
Will you be broadcasting from the stadium that morning? Will you be in
Arlington and a bar restaurant that morning too? Will it be Opening day songs?
Well, let me break it up. The cow outfit. It's just
so many questions. There are so many questions. I will tell you that
probably broadcast right near the stadium from American Pizza kids plain, yeah, because
they'll definitely want us at six am, twelve and a half hours before the
first pick. Yeah, open your mouth on opening day and try delicious pizza.
It's opening night, I believe for the Rangers. Go around, try
our sausage and egg thin crust. Well, definitely do songs of some kind
maybe, yeah, but no one wants the other shows might be out.
We'll be here probably, and I will dress as a cow on opening day.
Okay, let's reenact to our outfits. Yeah in game seven, run
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radio nineteen seventy good KT said, there's three patties with three pieces of cheese
and Danny thought that was funny, and KT he was surprised, and Mikey
said, I think we can get John Hamm. But Rob Lowe will eat
your lunch. But I think we can get John Hamm. I don't oh
why it's still good. The voice might be ninety percent of that, but
it's very good. Good morning, down beach. I have a question that
I think only you guys are suitable to answer. Yes, it drives me
crazy. I lose sleep over this. It's insane. I need answers.
And my question is, on average, how many farts do you think a
pair of draws can absorb before a washing machine can't save them? I can't
excellent question a million? Can it take a million? A million and sick?
That is guess the number of before no washing machine on Earth, yeah
could save them? That is guessed the number of ping pong balls in the
Yeah. Shoot, if there was a mechanism on the washing machine that when
it hit your fart limit on your on your drawers, that when you put
it in, it detects it and it just opens the lid and the pants
just fly back out, and that's when you know it's time to retire.
Or there's like all shoot out the back, uh huh where it just shoots
it out, or just outside of your house. Yeah, it goes to
that dryer vent. Yeah, it's all full of crap. Yeah, gross.
Hey guys, I was running on my treadmill this morning during that segment
about Kevin's little tiny steak snake and Dingu and the dark hand of death slowly
pushing it head down to the lap. I just send you guys to know
how almost fell off the treadmill like five times. All right, you guys,
have a great day. The hand of doom that we're looking for.
One of our listeners exercises fresh off. Oh yes, Hello, my name
is Frank Uck, and my company that I work for wants to do some
advertising on your show. If you could send me an email that will be
f no you okay, have me run out of time. Hi guys,
it's me Frank Frank ok I'll be honest. I was half asleep during the
seven forty five segment, and I'm still confused as to why Kat was talking
about nude bowling, and all I got before I heard him talk about nude
bowling was Dingo yelling put on some pants and underwear for a second I thought
he was talking to me, and I was wondering why a bald headed man
was telling me what to wear when I sleep. But he is right,
and that we might have to have a long meeting after this show today about
what happened during the scuttle butt today hit me on teams a long meeting forty
five minutes. Hey, Kevy, O, this is that Susan chick or
whatever the hell my name is from the endit or if you want, I
can bring over my axe and park with take care of that snake real quick.
Let me know, real quick, like bring over my or whatever my
name anything, Susan butcher, all right, last one, it just slithered
into the grass. Yep, that's how it went. It just slithered into
the grass. Like that's some revelation that a snake did. What a snake
does? Did you kill it? It just slithered in the grass. I
lost the country, Kevin. I thought it was interesting that I lost it.
You never had it, never had it? Yeah, never had the
snake. Well, Happy as awesome Wednesday everyone. At the end of the
week. Guys, we made it. We made Friday big one. Tomorrow
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