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National Cinema Day has come and gone, Mac, How did you celebrate?

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I played around a golf today,
played around a golf figure in the golf

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course would be wide open, you
know the theater right? Yeah. I

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had planned on going to see Strays
today, Yes, but then I got

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a last minute golf invite, so
I did that instead. Go Yeah,

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how did you spend National Cinema Day? I'm glad you asked, Mac.

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I actually did try to attend a
showing and early showing, a ten forty

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five showing of the Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles Mutant Mayhem with my family, my

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wife and my son. But the
issue is, and this is completely my

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fault, a complete nube move.
I showed up on time for the movie.

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Okay, I don't think that's a
new move. I think that's well,

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things are different with a kid.
Yeah, as a as a solo

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movie goer, I show up on
time, right, But I showed up

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exactly when the movie said to show
up, and then got twenty minutes of

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trailers, and then by the time
we got to that point, then we

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got Nicole Kidman, and then we
got Please Don't Text, and then we

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got the movie and then five minutes
in. My son is like, I

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hate the movies. I want to
leave. It's too dark in here.

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So we didn't even get to the
turtles. We laughed. So he genuinely

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was not having a good time.
He had a horrible time. He said,

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Cinema Day sucks. This is an
issue, especially with movies fit for

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kids. Your son, your three
year old son, cannot grasp the idea

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of movie trailers, right advertising,
Yes, so it just gets in the

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way of a movie. I really
don't. I mean, we also get

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spoiled. You know, when we
go see these screeners, there's nothing before

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the movie. The movie just starts
playing, and that's that's real nice.

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I don't mind a trailer or two, but when you're get into the twelve

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fifteen, twenty minutes, Like,
if your movie's ten forty five and it

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doesn't start till eleven oh five or
eleven ten, that's a problem. Right.

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So I would suggest this is like, you know, put the ten

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forty five on there. But if
it's a movie that is PG or G,

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put the actual start time on there, because it's a movie that you're

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selling to children, right, Well, yeah, I mean what they should

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do is if it's ten forty five. You have trailers and ship playing at

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ten thirty. Yeah, because people
are paying money for these trailers and these

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advertisements, they want to make sure
you're sitting in the seat. I'm also

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paying money to be there. I'm
paying money to be there. I agree,

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here's what they should do. Go
and now this is maybe a big

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brain play here. I might blow
some people's minds. I'll pay five dollars

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more for an ad free, a
trailer free movie. Let me have the

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option of fifteen for trailers whatnot,
or twenty for no trailers and anything like

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that. I just sit down in
the movie starts at that time. Now,

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to be fair, and we thought
of this after is that what we

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should have done is my wife or
I should have went and sat in the

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theater and then when it started,
text the other one and be like,

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hey, bring him in. We
blew it that way, yes, recon

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well, it's a learning experience,
you know, first time parents, you'll

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figure it. And then what also
hurt us was the last trailer before the

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start of the movie was for the
Paw Patrol movie and he's like, I

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want to see that movie instead,
and we're like, it's not over a

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month. No, you're not watching
that one right now. Yeah. That

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again is an issue with with a
movie fit for kids, is showing them

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a trailer for something that they want
to see and them not realizing you can't,

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just because that's the other thing.
Streaming is kind of ruined too,

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right, the instant gratification at home, even for kids at home. If

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he wants to watch Paw Patrol,
you can put Paw Patrol immediately, snap

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your fingers at the theater, right, So happy National Cinema Day one.

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Three? Yeah, just three,
King of Queen, Middle Street entertain Goo

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and Tom Mac two gan Goo Goo
can Goo Goo can Sam? You really

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really fucking nailed that? Uh,
Folks, today we get we get a

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fun one for you, mostly because
we had no ideas for anything else.

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But it ties into being a kid. So good kid talk at the beginning.

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Because some of these are just for
kids. Adults need not apply.

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We will be discussing cereals today,
and not only we'll be discussing them goo,

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we'll be tearing them. Yes,
it is now time for August tears.

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Tears that the crash last August.
We only teared stuff. That's all

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we did all August. I not
currently a cereal eater. I don't I

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find it. There's too many things
going on, Like if I want a

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quick snack, I need a bowl
milk and the cereal instead of just grabbing

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a box. I mean, I
guess you could eat the dry cereal.

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I just I don't have cereal in
my life at all anymore. It's just

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it's a little too much, and
it's also not feeling. I end up

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eating a whole box back when I
was still eating cereal. I miss it,

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though. I missed cereal because cereal
is fucking delicious. Cereal is delicious.

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As someone who only eats one meal
a day, I cannot waste it

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on cereal. But cereal is great. And looking at this list of cereal,

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you get that, like the flavor
sensation back in your mouth, even

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just looking at the cereal boxes,
and there was a nice little tree.

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And now I have my own issues
with milk these days. Sometimes it doesn't

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quite sit right in my stomach.
But drinking the flavor of drinking the milk

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at the end of your cereal eating
was also a delight, right, So

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let's ways too much more time.
Mac Let's bring up so many cereals,

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get so many cereals to tier?
Mac. Here we go share the screen,

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Goo, and we are looking at
some great tiers here. We have

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six tiers that will be shoving cereals
into. And before we get to those

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tiers, the names of those tiers. I know you guys are saying,

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wait a second, Goo, where's
the tier way to seven? I just

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thought of it, and that's why
we didn't do it. We only have

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six but six pack. The rules
here, Mac is that we each get

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three vietos three and two stamps.
Three vietos, two stamps. Oh,

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that's what we normally do. I
don't know why I was so surprised by

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it. And then do we have
one stamp remover or no? What does

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that mean? Like you get out
one of those uh paint chippers and you

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can scrape it off. No?
No, two stamps and three vietos.

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Okay, how many cereals do we
have listed here? I don't know.

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There's a bunch it rose of fifteen, so thirty something right now? Thirty

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four something like that? Okay?
All right, yeah, so that's a

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good amount of here. I like
when I was a kid, I don't

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know if you were like the type
of house that had like six different cereals

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in the house at once. We
usually had two, but it was just

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me and my sister for a while, so it was like the one I

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preferred and the one she preferred.
Yeah, it was usually a rotation of

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three, and one of them was
always honey bunches of oats. Really my

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mom liked it. Yeah, okay, we we almost always had frosted Cheerios,

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was like the staple. And then
I always preferred recess puffs. But

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sometimes, you know, when you're
in the store and your mom lets you

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pick something, You're like, you
know what, I'm feeling a little off

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the beaten path. You know.
We used to always look we used to

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always have those stupid uh like the
mixed packs oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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yeah, where there was a ball
in each box, right right.

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I also wait muffins every day too, but that's another discussion for another day.

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Mac. The tears at the top, we're looking at the right,

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those are the goats. I guess
they're better than great, but that's the

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greatest name we can come up with, the goat tiers. So those those

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are the cereals. Now I'm very
intrigued as too, high. If we're

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gonna be a small hall or a
big hall here, are we letting any

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Greg Craig visios into that top tier
or I don't want to. I don't

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want to do that. Also,
thank you to the Other Billy D for

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producing this, the associate producer of
this podcast. So not Billy D.

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Williams, not William Daniels. Yes, not Billy Delaney. The other Billy

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D Yes the alternative Billy Delaney.
We call him that because he's also into

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alternative rock. The other next tier
here, mac is needs time and milk.

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That is the second tier. And
what we're saying there is that like

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once it soaks up some of that
sweet dairy goodness, they're great. Yeah,

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and there are a certain amount of
cereals that are good, but when

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they sit in milk for a minute
or two, they become great. And

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that's what that tier is. The
next category up here, the next tier

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up here is follow your Nose.
That was an incredible two can sam impression.

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This is gonna be an interesting one
here. I don't know what I'm

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gonna place there. That'll just be
as it plays out. We'll see.

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These are the cereals where you smell
them and you say these smell delicious,

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but then you eat it and you're
like, I wish I had something else,

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or like this was okay. Yeah, taste does not meet the smell.

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I know that we've had that issue
in the past with other stuff,

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I suppose, but yeah, next
category, next tier not categories good,

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get over yourself, kid tested,
mother approved. Yeah, these are the

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ones that strike me as like if
your mom doesn't let you pick a cereal,

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she's picking this knowing you're gonna eat
it thirty times that week, and

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she doesn't want you to be completely
obese just a little bit, even though

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all these cereals are the exact same, all your mom's are dumb. Next

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tier up is last thing in the
cabinet, so you'll eat it because it's

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there, but you ever choose it. Yeah, that's one of those ones

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where if you if you've got an
milk and a bowl and a spoon and

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nothing else goes with it, you're
like, all right, I'll throw some

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fucking life in the bowl here.
If you only have in your household milk,

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ball, spoon, nothing else,
all right, I'll have this.

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Finally I'll eat it, and then
the final tear up here is a raccoon

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poop. Yeah, I proposed raccoon
food, as in, you would throw

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it in the trashcoons would eat it, but you wrote poop. Well it's

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the same thing. Really, raccoon
food turns into raccoon poop. Yeah,

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that's science, all right. So
I got no more tears left to cry.

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Mac. Let's get this started up
here with a cereal that I asked

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the other Billy D to remove because
I had never heard of it. That

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is, frosted flakes with marshmallows.
Oh boy, I've never had this.

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No. I feel like it definitely
wouldn't be bad, though, And I

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don't know if my mom's gonna buy
that. So fall, I think we're

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getting our first fall your nose right
off the bat here I might put last

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thing in the cabinet. I'm a
marshmallow boy, don't get me wrong,

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right, we know that about you. But I don't know if I like

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this combination. I don't you know
what. I don't know either, because

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I've never tried it. That's why
I asked them to take it off.

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This is more like last thing in
the grocery store. Fine, I'll buy

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it because it's the only thing left
on the shelf. I'll put it here

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for right now. Okay, all
right. The next one up here is

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absolutely a kid tested mother approved and
that is Life. Yeah. This and

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the definition of kid tested mother approved
are they. It's just I will never

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buy Life. When I've eaten it, I have not disliked it, but

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I'm never buying it, right,
I would never get it for myself.

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This, I mean, this is
the last three categories. Yeah, for

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sure. Tears, the last three
tiers tears, tears. We're tearing stuff.

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We're tearing stuff today. We're not
categorizing things today. Next week is

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our Dewey Decimal System episode. The
next cereal up here is Rees's Puffs.

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Some might call it the goat gool. You could include me and that s

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it is my favorite cereal of all
time. And not only is it my

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favorite cereal of all time, it
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That's a good point. This is
such a good cereal that when I

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tried to kid test mother approve myself, I bought chocolate cheerios and peanut butter

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cheerios and mix them together. It
wasn't the same thing, but it was

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definitely healthier. Reese's Puffs. It
was not like I remember it coming out

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and like maybe ninety six or something
like. It wasn't there originally when we

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were a kid, and then one
week it was just there on the shelves

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and you're like, what the fuck
is this? I like Reese's Cups,

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I might as well get the Reese's
flavored cereal. And there's something about this

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cereal like a lot of the cereals
we'll be talking about, Like Fruity Pebbles

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is a good example. All the
Fruity pebbles are the same flavor, they're

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just different color. I feel like
Reacy spuffs, the two different colors are

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actually two different flavors. I would
say yes too. And then also the

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commercials when this thing first came out, the guy's like, hold onto your

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tits, because here it comes something
that's gonna blow your mind. Yeah,

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that's it's It's my number one serial
of all time. I'll I'll give you

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my Mount Rushmore at the end of
this. By the way, next one

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up here is multi grain Cheerios,
another one of Kid Tested, Mother approved.

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But I also might call raccoon poop. Yeah, I like the box

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it's a pretty looking box. I
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Like, I don't know, I
don't even know how you market this,

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because if cheerios are supposed to be
healthy, what's the point of multi The

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original cheerios are already so heart healthy. What are we doing here now?

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We're trying to have our healthy bowels? Yeah? Get these? Yea raccoon

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poop? Yeah yeah, get these
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It is the next one up here
is I think it's better as you

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get older. And that's raisin brand. Uh. I still have never tried

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raisin brand. With that in mind, Like the day I eat raisin brand,

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I'm like, man, that's it. I'm old, like already,

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Like I don't think that raisins,
these dried grapes would taste good in milk.

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Yeah, and they do. They
do right well, so that it's

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not raccoon poop. It's probably it's
sort of a last thing in the cabinet

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at least. Okay, okay,
last thing in the cabinet. Yeah,

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but it's better than the marshmallows.
Having never tasted the marshmallows, I'd say

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they're better than the frosted flakes marshmallow
mac. The next on my pair is

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possibly the most consistent. I would
say that if you went on Family Feud

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and they had the category of best
cereal, this would be number one on

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the board for most people. For
a lot of people, I would say,

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like thirty five percent would say this. I think this is definitely a

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popular answer for people. But here
me out on this one. Go as

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flavorful as CTC as cinnamon toast crutch. I'm talking about it kind of needs

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like a minute or two in the
milk to soften it up. It's almost

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too hard. I'll put it in
there. I'll put it in there.

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But I'll also say this, it's
a great snack on its own. Yes,

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it is a great dry snack for
sure. I listen. I very

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much love cinnamon toast crunch, but
it is not my favorite and it's not

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even it's it might it might be
number five, if I'm met a top

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five, it might sneak in there. I'm gonna put it in there.

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Great, but I think this is
going to be a fluid situation. Good

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God, here we go. I'm
stamping it and needs milk, needs time

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and milk. So you gotta veto
it down first and then stamp it.

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Fuck you, you gotta do it. I just put it up there,

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all right, I'll veto it down. And you've got milk, two vetos,

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and you got one stamp left.
And that is how the game is

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played. Do you not agree with
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cereal? Like when you're getting it
out of the ball, it's better are

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in milk. It's too rigid.
But it's such a good snack on its

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own that I think you can build
a foundation, a whole house on boxes

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of CTC. You would have a
lot of ants, you have all sorts

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of you would have a big old
insect problem. Yes, me. The

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next one up here, mac is
something that I enjoy the taste of,

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but when you eat it, you're
you're in stinks. We're talking about what

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do we got? Smacks? Smacks? Smacks, Uh, smacks. They're

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not good, but they're not bad. It's a very weird flick. I

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guess we should have kept that category. Uh. I don't know if your

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mom's buying your smacks and it's a
little above last thing in the cabinet.

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Oh, maybe it is last thing
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maybe the best of the last thing
in the cabinet. I do like these,

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though, I don't mind a smack, But once again, my piece

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stinks. I don't know how smacks
ever ended up in the house sooks.

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I don't think my mom would buying
it, and I wasn't picking it out.

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But also, how is it affecting
my body in that way? Does

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it happen to you too? Is
it just me? I don't I don't

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recall that maybe you also had asparacus
that day that you ate spas. I

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mix them a lot. I have
asparagus and I have smacks. I chop

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it up, I mix it together. Next one up here, Mac might

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be a follow your nose, but
also taste delicious with milk and has a

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great Christmas commercial. Go, I
guess I'm gonna be out of stuff here.

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I am stamping fruity pebbles in.
They're great? Can you say it

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like Fred Flintstone fruity pebbles? Now
there is a caveat here. It's not

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the greatest cereal of all time.
Probably because of this, i'dn't argue not

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the greatest pebble of all time,
But go ahead. I do think it

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is the greatest pebble of all time. You have like a three minute window

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to eat fruity pebbles. But the
nice thing is it's it's the easiest auto

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reload for cereal. You could have
thirteen bowls of fruity pebbles. You just

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keep dumpling them, eating almost it's
almost by the spoonful. You know.

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I'm picturing you at the breakfast table
and your mom's like, hey, so,

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Jeffrey, what do you have planning
for night? Mama busy, I'm

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doing something ghowing down on fruity pebbles. It's me and the zip line sketch

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where they're asking me how my relationships
superior. If you stamped it, I

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would have either done milk or all. These fruity cereals definitely do fit into

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the follow your nose the most fragrant
of the cereals. Yeah, this might

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be the most fragrant for sure.
The problem with putting it needs time and

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milk is if it gets too much
time, it then becomes almost inedible.

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Okay, so the next one up
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these get way too soggy, way
too quick. Yeah. And the consistencies

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and issue anyways with the with the
wheat cereal like this, I don't mind

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them, though, I don't.
I don't mind it either. And I

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also I like the mini wheats over
the shredded wheats. Yeah, yep,

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I agree with you. So maybe
kid tested mother approved agree. It's not

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a fall your nose. Speaking of
kid tested mother approved, you got kicks

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now, regular Kicks raccoon poop food
to me, Kicks with berries pretty good,

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pretty good. I like regular Kicks, though, do you? I

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do? It's a last in the
cabinet, though, I'm not gonna seek

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all right. I'm okay with it
there. I'm okay with it right there,

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all right. The next nup here
is peanut butter Crunch. Now,

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Captain Crunch is. We'll get to
the og in a bit. Captain Crunch

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is so up and down on their
cereals and they're like specialty cereals. This

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you would think would taste just like
Reese's puffs, and it just doesn't.

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I don't know why it doesn't,
but it just doesn't. This is like

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a fall your nose one here for
me, like something I should like more

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than I do. I would put
it more into the New Eeds milk because

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the milk softens it so it doesn't
shred your mouth. It's true, that's

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true. It's almost like, yeah, all right, we can go,

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we can go and needs time and
milk there. I'm okay with that.

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I'm never gonna turn down Captain Crunch. Next one up is my mother's most

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approved cereal, like I said earlier, and that is Honey Bunches of Oats.

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It's definitely the most flavorful of a
mother approved type cereal. I'm fine

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with that. Let me go to
corn checks. I never had these.

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I guess it's probably for the gluten
people, right, they can't have the

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regular I think I've had them.
They're fine, They're okay. It's a

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last on the cabinet. They're not
trash though. Okay, all right,

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that's fair. Next and up here
is a spooky cereal. It's a seasonal

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cereal, and that is Booberries.
I really like Booberries, but I don't

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love them. It's I think it's
an easy fall of your nose. Absolutely,

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they smell delicious. But if I'm
gonna have a fruity cereal, I'm

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gonna go with any of the other
ones. Yeah it is. It is

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a subpar fruity cereal, but that's
still a good cereal. We're looking at

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a very difficult one up next,
because you can do so much with them,

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but on their own Rice crispies they
snap, crackle and pop, but

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they ain't great. No, not
that good. I don't know. I

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don't think I would ever buy them, but if they're the last thing in

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the cabinet, I would eat them. I'm also noticing that we do not

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have Coco Crispi's on here. Those
are pretty good, Okay, They're not

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an upper echelont chocolate cereal. They
are more of a kid tested mother chocolate

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cereal. That's fair, that's fair. Next one up here is my all

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time goat. Like I said earlier, I'm a marshmallow boy, and what

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is the best kind of way to
eat a marshmallow with a chocolate cereal?

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And that is count chocola Boom.
They're great. I might veto that I

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don't. I don't. That's fine, use your last veto. I don't

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care. I don't love it.
I think it's good. I think it's

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pretty good. It's definitely better than
booberries. I mean it's obviously the best

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of the monster themed cereals. Yeah, I don't. But so now we're

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getting in, I don't know.
I feel like we're not gonna have a

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small haul, but I'll leave it
there for now. This is our Cigo

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Count Chocola is our Craig Biggio.
The next cereal up here is one that

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I think sounds amazing and then you
have it and you're like, this isn't

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that good? And that is oreo
Os. Yeah, they have the apple

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Jack texture on this where you get
the ring, but then you have the

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little things on the ring, and
it works for apple Jack's for some reason,

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doesn't work all that well for the
Oreos. I would say follow your

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nose because they look, don't smell
delicious, And then you have them and

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you say, that's one of those
cereals that you forget that you didn't like

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it that much, and then you
buy it again and you're like, shouldn't

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have followed my nose? It's weird. This is either follow your nose or

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raccoon poop, Yes, and no
one between. No. The next one

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up here is an iconics here,
and that is Wheaties. Not for me.

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I have owned several boxes of wheaties, but not for the cereal itself,

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but for the cover of the box. Right, so, I don't

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know where you would put that raccoon
poop. All right, good, good

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enough? Okay, so duped the
cereal out and keep the Like I mentioned

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earlier, Mac, I believe that
there is a better pebble out there then

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the fruity pebble that is already in
there. Great, So I would say

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that Coco pebbles also, They're great. Listen. I I'm not gonna fight

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you on it. I prefer the
fruity pebbles, but the pebble cereal for

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that three minutes might be the most
divine thing you have. But you like

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Count chocolate over Coca pebbles. Huh? That is correct? Wow, that

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is interesting. That's a hot take. I love Count chocola. I mean

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that's do you like Do you like
the character or do you like the cereal?

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I like the character. I like
the cereal. I like the whole

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spooky, macabre feel. When you're
eating it. You can pull your cloak

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over your ears and smoka. All
right, you can crunch on the cereal,

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you can suckle on the marshmallows.
You're a chocolate vampire. Next to

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that pair is crunch berries, and
I like peanut butter crunch better. I

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don't like peanut butter crunch better,
but I like Captain crunch sansberries better.

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Crunch Berries are still very good.
I wouldn't have them goat status though,

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I'm okay. I think the og
is goat status, which we'll get to.

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But crunch berries, I think is
definitively below regular Captain crunch. I

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would put it in the top part
of Follow your Nose, another one that

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smells good. But I think the
non berry parts aren't that great. No,

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the non berry parts are the best
part. What am I thinking of?

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I don't know, but that the
regular Captain crunch, the non berry

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parts is the best part of Captain
crunch. Cereals looks like we don't understand

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what's going on. I put that, put that up in neats, time

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and milk. It's better than the
peanut butter crunch. Okay, all right

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now, grape nuts, get that
cord out of my face. Give me

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a grape nuts. Grape nuts,
fucking grape nuts. I've never even seen

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a grape nut? What what?
What shape of those things that can look

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in your pants. Bozo fucking smushed
me. The next one up here has

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an amazing mascot. The cereal not
so much, and that is honeycomb.

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I don't like them. I don't
like them. They get this weird,

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slimy texture, quicker than most cereals. Wait, am I thinking of honey

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crisp? Oh? What's honey crisp? Which one has the little head with

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the ears and like the earring and
he's like honey crisp, honey crisp?

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Or is it honeycomb? Honeycomb?
Honeycomb? Well it might be. Now

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you're making me think there's something called
honey crisp, but I'm not sure if

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there is or not. I'm gonna
look up honeycomb mascot. It might be.

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It might be comb. It could
be honeycomb that this box is doing

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that. Yes, yes, yes, yes, crazy craving honeycomb mascot.

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Boom got it? Okay, yes, all right. I don't love this,

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but if you I'm not gonna fight
you over it. If you enjoy

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it. No, I don't.
I like the mascot. I don't like

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the cereal. Last thing in the
cabinet, yeah, coocky Crisp. This

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is another tough one for me because
this is borderline goat status for me,

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and it's also very iconic. It's
not an everyday cereal. Though it's not

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an everyday cereal and something you might
be able to argue that it's better without

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milk as well, which puts it
in a weird situation. I feel like,

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you gotta put it up and because
needs timon milk doesn't quite work for

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Cookie Crisp, I feel like,
because you'll lose the crisp, put it

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in there, great, put it
up there in there great. I might

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move that one down later the next
one. That pair is another one that

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I love. I love corn pops. I have no idea what the flavor

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is. I don't know what the
texture is. It's great in milk,

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it's great out of milk. There. I think it's the best version of

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kid Tested, Mother Approved. I
think they're great corn pops. Really,

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I like it. You know what
it is the best version of those types

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of cereals, so that that sort
of makes sense, is the flavor of

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caramel. It would be like twenty
third on my list of cereals if I

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were to rank them, but it
would be the highest of that type of

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cereal. Song, it's cammel.
That's my Shaquille O'Neil saying caramel. Remember

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those commercials. It's a consistently good
cereal. I don't know if it's a

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great cereal. The next one up
here is one that you think is a

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great cereal, and that is plain
cap and Crunch. Yeah, it's my

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favorite cereal of all time in the
non recis puffs division. Okay, so

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I'll put it. It's right here. That's fine. Move one of your

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chocolates back, get double steps.
You dare speak of my chocolates like that.

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They're delicious and I love them.
Yeah, I I'm being dead ass

402
00:28:00.480 --> 00:28:04.839
serious though that The best flavor in
the Captain Crunch cereal is not any of

403
00:28:04.839 --> 00:28:08.440
the berries or anything else they add. It's the little fucking yellow rectangles.

404
00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:11.119
Those things are unbelievable. I'm gonna
warn you right now, and I'm gonna

405
00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:15.400
have so much joy doing this because
I have all of my vetos and stamps

406
00:28:15.440 --> 00:28:18.720
left. Yeah, I'm a fuck
with this cereal. Listen. I don't

407
00:28:18.759 --> 00:28:22.920
like the the implication there. I
don't like where you're heading with that.

408
00:28:23.559 --> 00:28:30.160
I'm gonna mess the cereal up corn
flakes. They're okay when I when I

409
00:28:30.240 --> 00:28:33.200
have a corn flake, I wish
they were frosted type of cereals so lasting

410
00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:37.519
in the cabinet. Okay, all
right, it's a cereal that you have

411
00:28:37.559 --> 00:28:40.920
to mix fruit with, right,
Like you need some strawberries in there something.

412
00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:44.079
Man, Yeah, you gotta maybe
sprinkle a little sugar in there.

413
00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:47.400
It's just you gotta add stuff to
it. Don't sprinkle sugar into any of

414
00:28:47.400 --> 00:28:51.480
your cereal this. Yeah, there's
no definitely that you need some salt and

415
00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:56.160
pepper. I definitely sprinkled sugar in
cheerials and corn flakes. But my mom

416
00:28:56.240 --> 00:29:00.039
liked corn flakes, so maybe it's
it's mother approved. Is that so is

417
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:04.519
your mom's honey bunches of oats?
Is that that? Yeah? You like

418
00:29:04.599 --> 00:29:07.279
corn pops though, too. I
guess she's thick on the corn cereal.

419
00:29:07.359 --> 00:29:11.880
Your mom gets it. Corn pops
are delicious. Coco puffs I think are

420
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:17.000
kind of overrated. I agree with
you. I agree. Great again,

421
00:29:17.079 --> 00:29:19.519
great mascot we're talking about here?
Yeah, I was hoping that you weren't

422
00:29:19.519 --> 00:29:23.519
going to have a third strong opinion
on another Coco cereal. I love chocolate

423
00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:30.599
cereals. I need chocolate cereals now. I like Coco Puffs needs time and

424
00:29:30.640 --> 00:29:33.480
milk. It's better than the two
cereals. And follow your nose, like

425
00:29:33.599 --> 00:29:38.599
I almost think that the milk after
is better than the cereal experience. That

426
00:29:38.680 --> 00:29:41.319
might be right. That might be
right, so needs time and milk.

427
00:29:41.359 --> 00:29:45.519
Then at the bottom though, okay, that's fair. Oh, the next

428
00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:52.759
one up I think is wildly underrated. I think this is delicious. I

429
00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:56.000
agree with you, and is always
gone whenever my family would get those multi

430
00:29:56.079 --> 00:30:02.319
packs of cereal. And that is
Golden Graham, Golden Grams or something often

431
00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:04.880
forgotten when you talk to people about
their favorite cereals. Yeah, no one

432
00:30:04.920 --> 00:30:08.319
mentions Golden grams. But then you
have a Golden Gram and you're like,

433
00:30:08.519 --> 00:30:12.000
this could be my favorite cereal.
It's great, it's good and milk.

434
00:30:12.319 --> 00:30:18.599
It smells delicious. My mom likes
them. I think I don't know about

435
00:30:18.880 --> 00:30:22.519
here. I guess it goes in
every category. Are you about to put

436
00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:26.279
this in? They're great? I
love Golden Grams. Okay, that we're

437
00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:30.200
We don't have a small hall.
Officially it's officially too big. It's eight.

438
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:34.079
We have we have eight. We
have a great eight, but we're

439
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:38.200
gonna have seven when I met it's
our largest tier. When I move cappin

440
00:30:38.240 --> 00:30:45.000
crunch, we're gonna have seven.
The next cereal is honey nut cheerios.

441
00:30:45.039 --> 00:30:52.559
The best cheerioh No, frosted cheerials. Cheerials. Frosted cheerios are the best

442
00:30:52.680 --> 00:30:56.519
cheerio. Regular cheerios is your classic
cereal that your mom would buy you every

443
00:30:56.519 --> 00:31:02.000
fucking week. It's kid tested,
mother improved video. That's what I would

444
00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:03.839
say, Yeah, is that?
What is that? What you would say

445
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:07.799
in response to that? Is this
also there? Great? No? God,

446
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:11.680
no, God, no, I'll
put it in milk. No,

447
00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:17.359
it doesn't need time and milk,
and you give these two babies. It's

448
00:31:17.400 --> 00:31:19.720
the classic kid tested mother approve.
Yeah, I give it to my baby

449
00:31:19.759 --> 00:31:23.599
and then I eat it. No, put it in kid tested mother approve.

450
00:31:23.960 --> 00:31:30.559
You suck, you suck. French
toast crunch is great, Oh my

451
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:34.880
god. Toast crunch, you could
argue, is better than cinnamon toast crunch.

452
00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:41.039
It makes your cereal or you're yeah, your cereal and your milk taste

453
00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:45.279
like maple syrup. Right. I
would put it neck and neck with cinnamon

454
00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:52.079
toast crunch with like a nice vanilla
nutmeg nuance to it that made me think

455
00:31:52.119 --> 00:31:59.720
of vanilla nut taps. Casey afflex
catch. So while I love Count Chocola,

456
00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:02.720
I marshmallows. I'm a marshmallow boy. Yeah, this next one up

457
00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:07.440
here doesn't do it for me,
and that is Lucky Charms. I think

458
00:32:07.519 --> 00:32:10.599
Lucky Charms has the best marshmallows out
of all the marshmallow cereals. I think

459
00:32:10.599 --> 00:32:15.559
it has the best marshmallows. But
I don't love Lucky Charms. I don't

460
00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:19.559
love I don't love marshmallow cereal.
Hear me out, All the marshmallows in

461
00:32:19.640 --> 00:32:22.880
all of these cereals come from the
same bin. Nope, I'm telling you

462
00:32:23.000 --> 00:32:27.400
right now, the Lepicon makes the
one, and Lucky Charms there it's the

463
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:30.960
best marshmallows. I think maybe because
it just contrasts better with the cereal in

464
00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:35.319
that bowl. If you're gonna put
Count chocolate in, they're great. This

465
00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:37.000
has got to be needs time and
milk. Let me ask you, though,

466
00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:42.599
when you would eat Lucky Charms.
Would you eat the marshmallows with the

467
00:32:42.680 --> 00:32:45.480
cereal or would you save all the
marshmallows for the end. It depends what

468
00:32:45.559 --> 00:32:50.200
type of day I'm gonna have sometimes
I would eat the marshmallows and leave all

469
00:32:50.240 --> 00:32:55.119
the fucking bullshit rat food at the
end, raccoon food. I the best

470
00:32:55.279 --> 00:33:00.359
this and one other cereal had by
far. This is tricks. By far,

471
00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:05.359
Tricks Tricks is coming up by far
the best marketing of any cereals.

472
00:33:05.680 --> 00:33:08.119
And they also maybe because it's the
red box, Fruit Loops has it too.

473
00:33:08.319 --> 00:33:13.920
The Lucky Charms box always looks the
coolest. Now I'm picturing you at

474
00:33:13.920 --> 00:33:15.920
your breakfast table and your mom's like, Jeffrey, so what are you doing

475
00:33:15.960 --> 00:33:19.359
today, Mom, I'm doing something
and it's as you picking out all the

476
00:33:19.359 --> 00:33:22.200
moro. You know, you know
what we missed kids missed out on these

477
00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:27.119
days because it's an iPad instead of
the back of a cereal box. Yeah,

478
00:33:27.240 --> 00:33:30.039
when they're the back of cereal box. Has had some fun little games

479
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:31.559
you could play. You know,
you don't get that anymore. They had

480
00:33:31.559 --> 00:33:37.079
baseball cards in them sometimes, Oh
they sure did. Yeah they were worthless

481
00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:40.480
baseball cards, but no doubt,
and they were covered in cereal dust so

482
00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:46.000
you would lick them. Next one
up is the epitome of fallow your nose,

483
00:33:46.039 --> 00:33:51.559
and that is Fruit Loops. Fruit
Loops are solid. It's a solid,

484
00:33:52.160 --> 00:33:54.799
solid cereal. Yeah, probably the
best of Fallier knows. I don't

485
00:33:54.839 --> 00:33:59.920
love them, do you believe?
Because I do think that the fruit Loops

486
00:34:00.160 --> 00:34:04.720
have different flavors based off the colors. I think they do with Reese's Puffs,

487
00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:06.920
but we might have to We might
have to test this theory. I

488
00:34:06.960 --> 00:34:09.280
don't know if fruit Loops does.
But I also think the only one that

489
00:34:09.320 --> 00:34:15.800
tastes different from the other ones is
the yellow. The yellow taste LEMONYE say,

490
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:19.800
now, I don't agree. They're
probably all the same flavor, or

491
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:28.480
maybe the orange taste like orange.
Good good Fruit Loops talk fruit Loops is

492
00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:32.280
Fruit Loops might be the most overrated
cereal of all time. I like it,

493
00:34:32.320 --> 00:34:37.119
but it's definitely overrated. The next
cereal up does not taste like apple,

494
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:39.920
nor does it taste like Jack,
and that is Apple Jack's. Apple

495
00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:45.559
Jack's might be the most underrated cereal
of all time. And it's also looped

496
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:49.599
like the fruit Loop. But I
think it's substantially better than Fruit Loops.

497
00:34:49.639 --> 00:34:52.719
I would have it in the top
tier. They're great. I'm gonna put

498
00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:54.599
it in the second tier of needs
milk. You're not gonna eat this by

499
00:34:54.599 --> 00:34:59.559
itself. All right, that's that's
a fine parameter. I'm okay with that.

500
00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:02.760
Speaking of a cereal where it's two
different colors and they just both taste

501
00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:07.599
the exact same apple Jack's, yeah, yeah, like you would think that

502
00:35:07.639 --> 00:35:10.800
the red one tastes like a red
delicious and the green a granny spore of

503
00:35:10.840 --> 00:35:15.480
an orange than a red. So
you're saying that the apple Jack's, the

504
00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:17.800
orange one should taste like an orange. Do you agree though, that apple

505
00:35:17.880 --> 00:35:22.320
Jack's definitely better than fruit loose?
Now I don't love apple Jack's. I

506
00:35:22.360 --> 00:35:27.000
think they're fine. Oh you you, sir, you got you got too

507
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:30.159
many fucking cocoa marshmallows in your brain. Oh you know what this next one?

508
00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:35.480
This was my mother's favorite. Oh
you got it wrong. Honey bunches

509
00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:39.920
of oats with almonds, very specific. I don't like that at all in

510
00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:44.960
my cereal kid tested, mother approved, and the honey roasted one goes in

511
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:47.800
the trash. Oh I would put
them both them trash now that I know

512
00:35:47.840 --> 00:35:51.719
there's fucking almonds in that shit.
Have you never had almonds in milk?

513
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:55.599
I've had almond milk, which is
also not made on it. Why why

514
00:35:55.599 --> 00:35:59.880
did I keep doing this to us, but calling an almond milk and they're

515
00:35:59.880 --> 00:36:01.679
not sitting there pressing almonds to get
the milk. Yeah, they're milking.

516
00:36:01.880 --> 00:36:07.239
They're tweaking its nips. I've got
nipples. Fucker milks. All have a

517
00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:09.880
bunch of fake names, the whole
milk industry. I got a bone to

518
00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:14.360
pick, Max calling them out.
Max's not afraid. I'll tell you right

519
00:36:14.400 --> 00:36:15.360
now though. You put a strawberry
milk in front of me, it's gonna

520
00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:19.440
be gone in a second. What's
your favorite kind of milk? Strawberry milk?

521
00:36:19.639 --> 00:36:22.920
I like chocolate better. I used
to have two strawberry milks at lunch

522
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:25.239
every day at school all four years
of high school, probably middle school.

523
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:30.599
Oh, I used to always do
coffee milk. Uh, that's not good,

524
00:36:30.400 --> 00:36:34.760
That's not what was the other one
that was like coffee milk too?

525
00:36:35.079 --> 00:36:38.679
Were they made like a vanilla milk
as well? But strawberry strawberry to me,

526
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:42.480
chocolate milk is very good. Actually, you know what, vanilla milk

527
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:46.199
is delicious in your coffee. Okay, I could see that as a creamer

528
00:36:46.280 --> 00:36:51.760
type. Yeah yeah, yeah,
like chocolate milk, But strawberry milk just

529
00:36:51.840 --> 00:36:54.920
hits differently. Next cereal up here
is the one that if you have it,

530
00:36:54.920 --> 00:37:00.440
it's impossible to get a heart attack. Hunting nut cheerios. No regular

531
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:02.079
cheerios. Oh, regular cheerios.
That's what I was. Oh, we

532
00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:06.320
already did a honey nut earlier.
Yeah, okay. This is the one

533
00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:08.280
that you give your fucking kids everything. No, this is also know you

534
00:37:08.320 --> 00:37:12.880
give it to like an old man
who's on the verge of death. Yeah,

535
00:37:12.920 --> 00:37:15.360
I can live another ten years,
and small children that can't choose,

536
00:37:15.400 --> 00:37:19.079
so they just put it in their
mouths and it slowly disintegrates. This is

537
00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:23.280
like eating little defibrillators. Part of
getting old is realizing how similar a six

538
00:37:23.360 --> 00:37:27.840
months and one hundred year old person
is, like, they live very similar

539
00:37:27.880 --> 00:37:30.800
lives. I don't want to like
pull the curtain back too far. But

540
00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:36.559
mac is you know, he's a
bit of a hero. Sometimes he comes

541
00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:39.760
across people that might be dying,
maybe of a heart attack, and when

542
00:37:39.800 --> 00:37:45.320
that happens, he pulls out his
little box at cheerios and dumps it in

543
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:49.320
their mouth, and then he takes
their mouth and he just MUSHes it up

544
00:37:50.239 --> 00:37:52.440
and then he massages their throat.
It's like the scene in the water boy

545
00:37:52.519 --> 00:37:55.119
where he takes out the extra special
water in the pouch. That's what I

546
00:37:55.159 --> 00:37:59.679
have with cheerios, and keep it
on me at all time. Every firefighter,

547
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:01.880
every EMT, every police officer,
they all have to have a little

548
00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:06.199
bit of cheerios just in case.
Man. Also, you're having ten out

549
00:38:06.199 --> 00:38:10.239
of ten chest pain here have these? Are those those cheerios? Why?

550
00:38:10.400 --> 00:38:19.360
Yes they are. Next up was
another cereal that smells really good. And

551
00:38:19.599 --> 00:38:23.199
maybe this is a better fruit cereal
than fruit loops. It's not better than

552
00:38:23.239 --> 00:38:28.239
fruity pebbles, it's right in the
middle. It is just off fruity pebbles,

553
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:31.320
but it's close. It's the second
best fruity cereal. And if you're

554
00:38:31.360 --> 00:38:35.559
gonna put two cocoas up top,
we're putting two fruits up top. I

555
00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:37.199
can't put tricks up there, but
I will sit there. Tricks is up

556
00:38:37.239 --> 00:38:43.239
there. I think the tricks do
have different flavors with their tricks fucking delicious,

557
00:38:43.239 --> 00:38:45.119
and the milk tastes good after I
almost just called it candy though,

558
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:51.159
That's okay, cookie Cristmas. Basically
candy tricks goes up top. All right,

559
00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:54.440
this is way too big, way
too big. Baseball Hall of fame.

560
00:38:54.519 --> 00:38:58.599
What are you gonna do the next
one? Oh? Okay, I'm

561
00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:01.599
getting ahead of myself. The next
one up is the best of the plain

562
00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:07.719
cereal of like the basic cereal that
like everybody has, and that is frosted

563
00:39:07.760 --> 00:39:13.280
flakes. No, I think corn
pops is that answer, but frosted I

564
00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:15.320
think frosted flakes are more basic than
that. Though. Yeah, I'm saying

565
00:39:15.320 --> 00:39:21.440
corn Pops is the best version of
those basic cereals, don't corn Pops is?

566
00:39:21.800 --> 00:39:27.280
Frosted flakes are surprisingly not great,
but they're good. They're good.

567
00:39:27.280 --> 00:39:31.199
I imagine if that was their slogan, surprisingly not great, but good.

568
00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:35.719
I wouldn't put them in the in
the goat category. But it doesn't need

569
00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:38.599
time and milk either. But I
wouldn't follow my nose to them. No,

570
00:39:38.800 --> 00:39:42.920
So I guess this is the one
that Mom approves of most. I

571
00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:47.039
suppose, so this appears to be
a second peanut butter crunch. Uh,

572
00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:52.519
Billy Dee's is really trying to push
his peanut butter agenda on us. It

573
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:54.800
reminds me of when he put the
Wonder years twice on that other one.

574
00:39:55.119 --> 00:40:00.079
It wasn't me, it was him, Sure, sure, sure, for

575
00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:05.800
sure, you know what I love
this next one. Holy shit, I

576
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:08.440
intentionally asked him to put this one
on there. Talking about Waffle Crisp.

577
00:40:09.159 --> 00:40:15.639
This is the forgotten one in the
in the morning flavored type cereals. You

578
00:40:15.639 --> 00:40:17.719
got cinnamon toast crunch, you got
French toast crunch, and then you have

579
00:40:17.800 --> 00:40:22.960
waffle Crispas. Yes that you end
up with a better milk at the end

580
00:40:22.000 --> 00:40:25.639
of it than you do with the
two with over FTC and CTC. This

581
00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:30.880
might be the best milk out there. The milk just tastes like syrup.

582
00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:36.599
It's so good. Waffles is really
good. I you just jettison up to

583
00:40:36.679 --> 00:40:39.039
number five, and that seems too
high. But if you want to put

584
00:40:39.079 --> 00:40:43.599
it six, I wouldn't put it
ahead of Cookie Crisp. I would.

585
00:40:43.679 --> 00:40:49.800
I think it's more consistent cookie crispmast
Crisp out of the box half the time

586
00:40:49.800 --> 00:40:52.559
without it, because you're a wolf. That's what everyone knows about me.

587
00:40:52.920 --> 00:41:00.320
Even though the original character, the
original mascot was a burglar. Really yeah,

588
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:04.639
okay, and I think the original
original one was a wizard. Is

589
00:41:04.639 --> 00:41:08.960
that a play on like Crook and
cook? Possibly Crisp, But what he

590
00:41:09.000 --> 00:41:13.440
would always try and do is steal
the cookie crisp. Yes, that makes

591
00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:15.079
sense. So it's like the rabbit, you know, Oh, where's a

592
00:41:15.760 --> 00:41:21.039
where's the sugar crisp, honey crisp, whatever it's called. With the bear,

593
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:23.360
we didn't come across it, I
guess. I mean that's essentially smacks.

594
00:41:23.559 --> 00:41:29.000
Bill was too busy putting two peanut
butter crunches on there. Gat cad

595
00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:36.400
enough Ama, sugo crisp. Frosted
Cheerios, follow your nose, f No,

596
00:41:36.559 --> 00:41:39.880
frosted cheerios is the greatest version of
cheerios. That is the cereal I

597
00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:45.639
probably ate most consistently in the mornings
in my life. Our They're great is

598
00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:49.400
way too much, will you?
You fucking threw ship for a loop when

599
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:52.360
you put count chocola up there.
Count chocolate should be number one. No,

600
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:57.360
God no. And then finally,
so little behind the scene, a

601
00:41:57.360 --> 00:42:01.360
little behind the curtain once again.
I sent Billy d the other Billy d

602
00:42:01.480 --> 00:42:06.360
Are producer, a little message beforehand, being like, hey, I see

603
00:42:06.400 --> 00:42:08.880
that you put frosted flakes marshmallows on
here. I don't know what the fuck

604
00:42:08.920 --> 00:42:13.119
these are. Please take them off? And what did he do? He

605
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:17.519
left them on? And he also
added fruity pebbles with marshmallows. I didn't

606
00:42:17.559 --> 00:42:22.880
know. I was aware the other
one existed. I did not know that

607
00:42:22.920 --> 00:42:24.840
fruity pebbles but marshmallows existed. But
now that you know, do you want

608
00:42:24.880 --> 00:42:28.559
to try them? I do want
to try them because I like fruity pebbles

609
00:42:28.559 --> 00:42:31.519
so much. And now I'm wondering
in my life have I been missing marshmallows

610
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:35.360
with my fruity pebbles. I'm gonna
say, follow your nose on this one.

611
00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:37.719
That's okay, I'm okay with that. Yeah, that's fair. Okay,

612
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:44.559
So before we rattle these off,
Mac, Yeah, you have two

613
00:42:44.679 --> 00:42:47.360
vetos left. I have two vetos
left, no stamps. You have three

614
00:42:47.440 --> 00:42:52.079
vitos two stamps, and since I
went already, you can start us off

615
00:42:52.119 --> 00:42:57.199
with some vetos here, all right, I am gonna veto down Captain Crunch

616
00:42:57.320 --> 00:43:00.199
to needs time, and I'm gonna
stamp it right there. Hell yeah,

617
00:43:00.400 --> 00:43:02.559
no, I'm I'm wasting one to
put it back up. I'll do the

618
00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:06.119
same thing and I'll just stamp.
I already stamp it anyways, it doesn't

619
00:43:06.159 --> 00:43:08.079
matter. I'm using two to bring
it back up. So you use two

620
00:43:08.159 --> 00:43:10.199
vitos to put it down. Then
no, no, I did it.

621
00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:15.119
I moved it down immediately and stamp. No no, no, no where

622
00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:19.920
you can only do the immediate one
in the live round just because you postgame.

623
00:43:20.119 --> 00:43:22.159
Now the rules are no, no, no, no no. I've

624
00:43:22.199 --> 00:43:27.159
made the rules the live game.
You can you can auto stamp, you

625
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:30.039
can't do it postgame. I just
caught a mosquito in my hand. Credit

626
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:32.639
to me. You have one stamp
and one vito left. I have one

627
00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:37.599
stamp and I have nothing left.
Okay, okay, this is pretty simple.

628
00:43:37.599 --> 00:43:45.639
Then I will stamp. I will
stamp Waffle Crisp right where it is,

629
00:43:45.760 --> 00:43:49.159
just to shove that up your butt. So you're saying Waffle Crisp is

630
00:43:49.199 --> 00:43:52.000
a top five serial of all time. Correct, And then I will move

631
00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:54.360
frosted cheerios down. And you can't
do shit about it. You're just a

632
00:43:54.559 --> 00:43:58.960
You're just a rude jude, is
what you are. But this also now

633
00:43:59.239 --> 00:44:01.480
makes the needs milk a little bit
more. There's a couple more cereals in

634
00:44:01.519 --> 00:44:05.960
there. Take away the one extra
pebe crunch and put that off the screen.

635
00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:12.400
That's right, I'll put it in
the trash. I guess they'll pull

636
00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:14.760
it off. I think you can
just pull it right off. You can't.

637
00:44:15.320 --> 00:44:17.960
Oh, it's stuck there forever.
Alright, Well I can't even right

638
00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:23.320
click it, all right. I
mean that's it's a listen. We started

639
00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:27.480
off saying we love cereals, so
it's a very top heavy tier. Yes,

640
00:44:28.480 --> 00:44:30.719
I wonder, I bet there's gonna
be we'll get some tweets about why

641
00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:32.719
did you talk about this that.
I bet it's gonna be a good cereal.

642
00:44:32.760 --> 00:44:36.800
There's definitely some serials. Yeah,
we definitely miss something there, but

643
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:38.840
we've got a good like thirty five
or forty of them for the people at

644
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:43.880
home. Let's run through. These
cereals are real quick. The raccoon poop

645
00:44:44.079 --> 00:44:50.159
is multi grain cheerios, wheaties,
grape nuts, honey bunches of boats with

646
00:44:50.519 --> 00:44:53.119
honey roasted. It's honey roasted honey
bunches of boats. That sounds way better

647
00:44:53.159 --> 00:44:57.840
than the almond one. You don't
know shit. Last in the cabinet is

648
00:44:57.880 --> 00:45:02.239
Smacks Kicks Raisin brand frosted flakes with
marshmallows. Having said this, I've never

649
00:45:02.280 --> 00:45:06.400
tried them, and I'm not even
sure ever want to try them. Checks,

650
00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:10.480
rice crispies, honeycomb and corn flakes, rice crispies seems too high.

651
00:45:10.679 --> 00:45:14.440
To be honest with you, You
want to put it at the end.

652
00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:16.559
I don't know. We don't.
We have nothing left. We're stuck.

653
00:45:16.599 --> 00:45:20.239
No, we can agree to move
things now. We can agree on things

654
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:24.719
now. No, no diplomacy here, kid tested, Mother approved frosted flakes,

655
00:45:24.760 --> 00:45:29.719
honey nut Cheerios, Cheerios, honey, bunches of oats with almonds,

656
00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:34.559
life and miniwheats. It's hard to
have strong opinions about any of those cereals.

657
00:45:34.559 --> 00:45:37.159
They're in a good spot there,
follow your nose wherever it goes.

658
00:45:37.400 --> 00:45:44.119
Fruit loops, booberries, oreo os
and marshmallow fruity pebbles. I'm gonna go

659
00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:47.519
buy fruity pebbles with marshmallows tomorrow if
I could find it anywhere. Needs time

660
00:45:47.519 --> 00:45:52.880
and milk cap and crunch apple.
Yeah, you're capping me hard with that

661
00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:58.360
fucking right there. French toast crunch, cinnamon toast crunch, frosted cheerios,

662
00:45:58.440 --> 00:46:04.719
peanut butter crunch, bunch berries and
Coco puffs and Lucky Charms. I think

663
00:46:04.760 --> 00:46:07.639
there's there's a listener out there that's
gonna look at this and say they would

664
00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:12.360
prefer the needs time and milk category
over our goats. Yeah, tell us

665
00:46:12.360 --> 00:46:15.159
which category you guys want. If
you're a mom, I'm guessing that you

666
00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:17.920
want that kid tested one. That's
a strong, that's a strong second tier

667
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:22.320
of cereal, mostly because you put
the second greatest cereal of all time in

668
00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:24.960
there, and also you didn't care
for Apple Jack's. But there's there's gonna

669
00:46:24.960 --> 00:46:29.760
be some FTC and some tc CTC
people out there that are a little a

670
00:46:29.800 --> 00:46:34.239
little triggered by this. And then
finally at the top, our number one

671
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:38.960
tier, they're great, No butter
One, Reese's Puffs, Fruity Pebbles,

672
00:46:39.199 --> 00:46:45.920
Count Jocula, Coco Pebbles, Waffle
Crisp, Cooky Crisp, Corn Pops,

673
00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:52.679
Grams, Golden Grahams just like Bond, James Bond, and then finally Tricks.

674
00:46:53.119 --> 00:46:57.599
I'll tell you corn Pops feel so
out of place in that category,

675
00:46:57.719 --> 00:47:00.960
but it is. They're they're great, probably the best version of those types

676
00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:06.000
of cereals. So I'm okay with
it up there. I think that frosted

677
00:47:06.039 --> 00:47:09.400
Cheerios up there makes way more sense. You almost need a Cheerio's presence in

678
00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:13.039
that top tier, So I think
I think you dogged the people. I

679
00:47:13.039 --> 00:47:15.400
think I think you did the disservice, that's for sure, all right,

680
00:47:15.440 --> 00:47:20.000
So everyone head over to Twitter,
head over to any social media that you

681
00:47:20.079 --> 00:47:24.079
might have at Mac and Goop podcast
and tell us your tears of cereals.

682
00:47:24.119 --> 00:47:35.840
And by the way, this tier
will be in the podcast bio. Let's

683
00:47:35.840 --> 00:47:40.800
get into Max and MAXA could be
anything, It could be a boat.

684
00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:46.800
And today Mac and I swear before
we get to the pics of the pods

685
00:47:47.039 --> 00:47:53.719
for the memmer, I would like
to state that my personal top five siss

686
00:47:54.639 --> 00:48:00.880
Captain Crutch, no Berries, fruity
Pebbles, trick and Frost and Churios.

687
00:48:01.239 --> 00:48:07.480
That's my fun I couldn't hear you
always singing. I guess the first one

688
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:12.360
up here, Mac is Bob Barker
passed away at the age of ninety nine.

689
00:48:12.559 --> 00:48:15.320
You would know him if you were
ever sick as a child. I

690
00:48:15.440 --> 00:48:19.880
honestly yes, Bob Barker is a
massive loss for the world. I thought

691
00:48:19.880 --> 00:48:22.639
we lost him like ten years ago
though, so I wasn't that upset by

692
00:48:22.639 --> 00:48:24.159
this one. Right, We've had
Drew Carey, who's the better host for

693
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:30.079
a while? Is there? So
this is a good question and there's many

694
00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:35.800
legit answers to this, but I
think I don't know if anything matches the

695
00:48:35.880 --> 00:48:39.320
pure joy you would get by getting
called down from the crowd to participate in

696
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:43.199
the Prices Right like Jeopardy. I
would love to be on Jeopardy, but

697
00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:45.119
you're just up there, standing there, you know, and even Wale Fortune,

698
00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:47.719
you're just up there, standing there. But the whole gauntlet that you

699
00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:52.480
go through on the Prices right and
makes it such an experience. Let me

700
00:48:52.519 --> 00:48:55.840
ask you this question. If you
were called down, would you rather go

701
00:48:57.039 --> 00:49:00.519
with one dollar or one dollar more
than the high his bid? It depends

702
00:49:00.519 --> 00:49:04.679
where you're bidding. You're saying,
if I'm last bid, Yeah, if

703
00:49:04.679 --> 00:49:10.039
I'm last bid, I feel like
they usually I would probably go one more

704
00:49:10.280 --> 00:49:16.199
than the last I absolutely would,
because now you're not just like like you're

705
00:49:16.199 --> 00:49:20.559
not just trying to win, but
you're also just truly trying to fuck someone

706
00:49:20.639 --> 00:49:23.440
over. Yes, yeah, the
one dollar Bob is always great too.

707
00:49:23.480 --> 00:49:28.719
It would be fun to say that, But I feel like I feel like

708
00:49:28.760 --> 00:49:30.920
the people that go one dollar over
get picked more so than the one dollar

709
00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:38.519
Bob's one dollar more than this dickhead
bob. He's only the second highest bidder.

710
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:40.960
I don't care. I don't like
his face. I don't want him

711
00:49:42.000 --> 00:49:45.800
to win. Is Drew Carey still
hosting that show? Yes, he's still

712
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:50.960
hosting the show. We might we
might end up in a world go where

713
00:49:51.599 --> 00:49:54.440
thirty years from now, that show
is a hundred years old and it's only

714
00:49:54.480 --> 00:49:58.960
ever had two hosts. Now,
do you know that the show was produced

715
00:49:59.440 --> 00:50:02.599
by Adam Sandler, but not that
Adam Sandler. It's a different Adam Sandler.

716
00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:07.440
I did know that because you oddly
have talked about the second Adam Sandler

717
00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:10.360
several times. I mentioned it on
the hashtag dorc podcast a couple of weeks

718
00:50:10.400 --> 00:50:14.840
ago when we did the top twenty
five television shows of all time, and

719
00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:19.440
this somehow was number twenty three.
You're saying, too, that's too low.

720
00:50:19.920 --> 00:50:22.599
It's just yeah, it's too much. Well, yeah, I understand

721
00:50:22.639 --> 00:50:25.679
what you're getting at there, but
it's for me personally. When I made

722
00:50:25.800 --> 00:50:30.360
my list, I had my top
twenty was basically the best scripted shows of

723
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:34.039
all time. Yeah, and then
I didn't get into these types of shows

724
00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:37.599
and reality shows until like twenty five
to thirty. And then Mac also someone

725
00:50:37.599 --> 00:50:44.519
that has passed away, someone that
had a bit more of a creative hand

726
00:50:44.639 --> 00:50:47.840
than we might give her credit for. And that is Arlene Sorkin. She

727
00:50:47.960 --> 00:50:53.400
was the original voice of Harley Quinn. And Mark Hamill tweeted something that really

728
00:50:53.440 --> 00:50:59.440
made me think, and that is
so when Harley Quinn was first in Batman

729
00:50:59.519 --> 00:51:04.440
the animated series back and I think
she was created around two well, I'm

730
00:51:04.440 --> 00:51:08.119
sorry two ninety three. Was she
ever in the comics prior created in the

731
00:51:08.159 --> 00:51:14.519
animated series? Okay, which and
that should tell you right there how how

732
00:51:14.559 --> 00:51:16.639
good that series is. They created
a character so good that it ended up

733
00:51:16.679 --> 00:51:22.760
becoming the second most popular non Batman
character in Batman. So in the script,

734
00:51:22.800 --> 00:51:30.480
originally it was Joker's Hench Wench,
and then once Sorkin gave that voice

735
00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:32.880
to the character, it knocked everyone
out and they're like, we need to

736
00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:37.480
give this character more. It's incredible
to think about. Obviously, Kevin Conroy

737
00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:42.360
does a great job, but the
two voices you remember in your head always

738
00:51:42.440 --> 00:51:46.960
is Mark Hamill's Joker and then Arlene
Sorkin's Harley Quinn. They're just so there's

739
00:51:47.000 --> 00:51:52.079
such distinct voices, and that's sort
of what makes Conroy so good is it's

740
00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:55.159
a great foil great Yean and Yang
compared to those two voices. But to

741
00:51:55.280 --> 00:51:59.840
be able to like turn that character
she I mean, she made the character

742
00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:02.159
it is, and how it's been
written and how it's portrayed ever since.

743
00:52:02.599 --> 00:52:07.960
And to have that type of impact
on a property like Batman that had already

744
00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:12.920
been around for fifty sixty years at
that point to now have thirty forty years

745
00:52:13.000 --> 00:52:19.079
later, Harley Quinn is like,
probably if you were to take a poll

746
00:52:19.239 --> 00:52:24.360
or track Halloween costumes from the last
fifteen years, Harley Quinn might be number

747
00:52:24.400 --> 00:52:29.000
one. And I would also if
you're looking for an episode specific to her,

748
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:32.199
maybe her best one would be Mad
Love, which is in the later

749
00:52:32.239 --> 00:52:37.599
seasons of The New Adventures of Batman
and Robin. That is more of her

750
00:52:37.639 --> 00:52:42.079
backstory. And then you know the
tragic relationship with her and the Joker,

751
00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:45.800
and they've tried to do it a
bit in some of the live action stuff,

752
00:52:45.800 --> 00:52:47.199
but it's not done as well.
Go and check that episode out.

753
00:52:47.639 --> 00:52:51.920
I'd be interested, because you hear
you Obviously. Hamil does a lot of

754
00:52:51.920 --> 00:52:55.159
interviews and he talks about how he
found the Joker's voice. I wonder who

755
00:52:55.280 --> 00:53:00.719
she took inspiration from and which characters
or real there's definitely something out there.

756
00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:06.719
Absolutely, yeah. And of course
Tara Strong has taken over the character in

757
00:53:06.800 --> 00:53:09.840
animated stuff recently and she even said, like this person really helped create the

758
00:53:09.920 --> 00:53:13.920
character, so yeah, it's incredible. All right, Mac, Where can

759
00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:16.079
the people find us? You can
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760
00:53:16.119 --> 00:53:22.159
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761
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:24.239
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762
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763
00:53:29.440 --> 00:53:32.119
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764
00:53:32.119 --> 00:53:36.039
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765
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766
00:53:38.760 --> 00:53:44.840
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767
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768
00:53:50.920 --> 00:53:55.000
and then we don't know what we're
doing next week. Yeah this maybe we'll

769
00:53:55.039 --> 00:53:59.239
tear muffins next week, as you
kind of tease them. Hear me out,

770
00:53:59.559 --> 00:54:05.199
well, cereals all the ones that
we forgot about, Hey, I

771
00:54:05.239 --> 00:54:08.159
have a quick question for you,
since they also are cereal types, would

772
00:54:08.199 --> 00:54:14.400
you agree that of the big three
waffles, pancakes, and French toast,

773
00:54:14.519 --> 00:54:19.639
that pancakes are clearly third. If
you have someone that makes a perfect pancake,

774
00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:22.960
they're amazing. They're definitely the least
consistent of the three. I agree,

775
00:54:23.079 --> 00:54:27.960
a lot of people half ass when
they make pancakes, but when they

776
00:54:28.119 --> 00:54:31.440
full ass, a full ass pancake
might be the best. You think,

777
00:54:31.480 --> 00:54:36.800
so, Yeah, I think the
perfectly done French toast are the perfectly done

778
00:54:36.800 --> 00:54:39.800
waffle just adds an element you never
get in the pancake. You never get

779
00:54:39.800 --> 00:54:43.800
that little crunch or crisp, you
know. But the pancake is also my

780
00:54:43.920 --> 00:54:49.760
favorite play in football. I just
think pancakes are so clearly like a distant

781
00:54:49.800 --> 00:54:52.400
third, and I'm stunned that they
get as much love as they do well

782
00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:57.039
made pancake. I'll tell you if
pancakes are so bad, they never even

783
00:54:57.079 --> 00:55:05.719
made a pancake flavored cereal pancake.
Eos pancake flops. All right, we'll

784
00:55:05.719 --> 00:55:09.440
see you next time, guys.
Now it's time for girls jumping on trampolines.

785
00:55:15.960 --> 00:55:20.159
Please flip the cassette over to Side
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