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Make sure to subscribe rate. Sure, let's go go, let's go,

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let's go real ninety two three?
Law, what's up? What's up?

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Everybody? What's what's up over there? What's dog? What up?

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Man? What's up for? What's
going down? Man? How are you?

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Man? I'm good, man,
I'm good, good good. It's

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Summer's a hundred degrees. You wear
in a jacket, right? Yeah?

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Man, it is a little chilly
in here, so that's I or the

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jacket. You know. When you
have the extra hips, you gotta wear

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them, bro, you gotta hide
them. You gotta hid them. Show.

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Yeah. Man's the saddle bags my
love do not for everybody? Bro,

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That's right, that's right. You
gotta be private about that also.

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Man, Like when there's a hundred
degrees in Los Angeles and if you live

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like in the good neighborhoods, you
go to a supermarket, it's like one

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degree, you know, so you
get different, you get sick in there.

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Bro, how do you feel naked? I feel good, bro.

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Very slippery, that's right, slippery
when I used to be bumping. But

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I got rid of about my skin
tags. You know, no more I

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need some of that. Yeah,
yeah, Bro, I have skin tags

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everywhere, brom what you use you
know? Bro? The doctor burned them

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off? Burn them off? Yeah? What's that like? Procedure? Like,

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what's that process? I don't even
know how much your costs? Man?

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Insurance? You got insurance? Bro. I had a big one,

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Bro, and look like one of
the ones, like the ones that the

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black people have in their ear.
It was big. You're talking about a

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kiloid. That's a keyloid. Well, I half a keloidmember. I had

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a little bump. I lott grabbing
cruise brought keyloids up for the first time

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last time. I don't know what
they were. I was just thinking,

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God, I didn't have one.
That's funny. Man knew the homies that

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they used to color his kiloids to
make it look a necklace. No,

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you know what, you know what
they're calling in Spanish? I'm not taking

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rugas man skin tag? Is that
right? Yeah? I actually, but

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this is the mole right Yeah?
Yeah, okay, I hope people still

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call it ruga even though it's not. Man. I see the dog you

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can't Merchea. I went to a
concert and I saw her in Amsterdam.

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Wow, you're a fan. Yeah, Man, that's right at the place

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at the Ziggle Dome. Bro.
When you tell your man, I've never

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been to a concert out of America
and it's different. Bro, is it

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really totally different? Bro? I
guess when you've been bombed by Germany,

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you know you behave afterwards. He
because I go to places where where Germany

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bombed him during World War Two.
The nicest people in the world. Bro,

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Like an Amsterdam, bro pace bro
An Amsterdam. Like you know when

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you go to a concert, even
like you go to down your stadium,

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there's a there's like so many security
guards parking, lot of people tell you

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where to go, Hey, don't
go there. There were none of that

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over there, Bro. Everybody just
walked into the concert like everyone knew what

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to do. Everybody knew what to
do. Bro. There was a line

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for V I P. Everybody went
over there. Nobody tripping, nobody,

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but it was stripping. Nobody was
tripping, Brokay. Bro. I ordered

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Uber Eats and they showed up at
three thirty in the morning and they were

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knocking. They were knocking at the
airbab guy had an nbarb and they were

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knocking at the guy next door,
and they woke that fool up. And

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I went over there, all the
West coast out and I just grabbed a

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bag and they didn't say nothing.
Bro, And I went back to my

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room and in the morning I asked
that guy. I am very sorry,

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man, they woke up at thirty
morning. It's all right. It happens,

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mate. It's a part of life
that happens over here. It's a

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problem, Bro. He would have
got robbed shot, he would have got

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robbed by the people he woke up. He would have got beat up by

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me for being so late. Eat. Hey, you work at Dodger Stadium,

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right, Yeah, what did you
do there? I saw hot dogs?

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No, I cooked hot dogs,
and I cooked when I was working

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there. Then at one time I
just saw souvenirs. I my Virginia at

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Dodger Stadium. Yeah, whereabout Jackie
works there? So I work at the

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Dodger Stadium. I'm in the stadium
host. So I'm the one on the

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screens doing like all the cap shuffles. Oh no, I wasn't. I

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was like signing souvenirs, Bro,
with losers. Don't say that, Bro,

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if you knew what these kids do
on the side, Bro, They're

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like they're just there enough because they
don't want a gang bang. Bro.

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It's like victory outreachion though. Nah, man, they don fast we get

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to eat. My brother. I
kicked out a victory our region. Nothing

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against victory, but my brother was
not the kind of gather you could control.

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Yeah, bro, because that fool
was sneak out of whenever, because

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there's time when people fast, they
don't need the whole day. Maybe it

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was Wednesday and my brother when when
everybody's like praying or sleeping, my brother

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will sneak out and go to Jack
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And when they were selling the charity
chocolates, he was so he would have

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for donations and then he'll go by
Hamburgers and come back, and you know

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he was still being scanless in there. Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

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My brothers a criminal. Bro.
How's he doing? He's in Mexico,

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Bro, trying to get back in. Bro. Oh, how do we

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how do we help? What do
we do? Well? I have to

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come back, bro. Everybody else
do a different names, different identity,

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different blood. He's one he's the
burn identity. You know. People always

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say that, like, you want
these commercials for identity theft? Have you

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ever had your identity theft? Blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

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that they never and that commercial should
be should be the commercial that comes here

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you see here in the morning on
radio bro, right after Rams, you

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know, because that happens to us, you know. And then the commercials

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would be like this, did your
mom use your identity when you were little?

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We're creditors at your high school graduation? Did someone buying rims in your

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name when you were two? Maybe
you should call us identity death, you

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know, that's the way what happens. Nobody goes bro. Hey man,

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it's to my identity and they fixed
my life right right right right, No,

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But it's funny when they when the
when the when the bank realizes they

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didn't you by that time, he
bade so many purchases like it wasn't you

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from the beginning. First of all, you don't buy nothing right right exactly,

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Bro, I had a two bedroom
apartment under my name when I was

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ten. Damn, we're gonna have
good credit now. That's funny because rich

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people do the opposite of what we
do. Rich people, well, when

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their kids are born, they open
up a bank a credit card in their

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name with a thousand dollars and it
builds interest. Poor people, nah man,

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another another kid is born, that's
a new social Security card. We

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could say, we're going You know
what's funny you say that, Bro,

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you're talking about the supermarket or the
country ship an Amsterdam. Hudasau in one

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of the countries that the Dutch colonize. So I realized that when I'm over

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there in Europe, I realized that
whatever country you colonize or took all their

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stuff, that's the people that are
going to be living in your country later

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on. Because in in Netherlands where
was that, a lot of people from

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Kudasau lived there, Bro, A
lot of people from Guyana in the United

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States, a lot of people from
Mexico. We're here, Hey, we're

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here, Bro, Venezuela over Yeah, that's right, that's right. They

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occupy the land. Yeah, in
London, all in Indians, Bro from

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Bangladash. Yeah. The British Empire. Yeah, the British Empire was founded

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in India there, Bro, we
did I did a cruise ship. Bro,

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over there on a cruise ship,
but one of one of the little

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boats. And then one of the
guys, one of the tour guy,

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goes exactly like that. Bro.
The tour guy goes, nybody know how

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the Dutch made their money and nobody
will saying nothing. All right, eh,

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so nobody want to say it slaves? Whoa? And then everybody said,

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yes, that was one of them. And then then he went to

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a horse. Yeah. The the
Dutch Indian Tea company did a lot of

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exchanges during the Ivory Coast. Yeah, yeah, they were trying to ignore

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the slaves Situa. Yeah, but
a lot of the houses and in Amsterdam

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they're together, and that was most
of the houses were that the where they

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did all the TX change. So
all the houses have a big hook where

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they will put all the cargo.
Okay, hang it up. But yeah,

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man got real quiet when I said
that on the boat. But what

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it wants to last? Bro,
But nobody if you would have said that

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in America, Hey, don't say
that, right, don't say that true.

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Stick to comedy still the politics?
Was history your favorite subject growing up

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in schools? A history? Yeah? Man, I think I did.

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Matt because I remember I had a
teacher. His name was mister Shaughnessy.

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He got kicked out of the He
got kicked out of the school for being

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a communist. Probably that full he
was. He was the guy that started.

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He was starting. He took it
to a pro He took it to

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like two protests, one for teachers, one for something else. And he

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took us to a school meeting in
his little bug, you know. And

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I don't think there was no trips
lips for that. He just asked,

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who wants to go? Who wants
to go for extra credit? You know

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me, man, anything to get
away from the projects, I'll go,

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yeah, man. But but I
was like, I always like history,

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man, And which is why I'm
doing a new podcast in Spanish. Yeah.

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Lellendas is produced by Sono. It'll
be on iHeartMedia. It's called Lellenda's

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Nasa Leena Chespirito and eleven episodes of
the life and times of Roberto Gomez Bolanos.

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And I did the whole from the
beginning man of his life, which

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I didn't even know. He was
in TV for fifty years and before he

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did Chesspirito, he had been in
TV twenty years because he had he was

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the writer and producer of Happolina and
the other his partners to the show.

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There, that's beyond legendary. Way
on bro, he wrote all the movies.

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Wow, that's crazy, man,
That's gotta be a great experience for

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you, right, Yeah. But
I learn a lot of stuff, man,

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Like I know that that little that
little Butterfly from the Simpsons it was

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inspired by Chapoline. Wow, that's
insane. Yeah, there's still there's there's

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there's still so much story there and
so much inspiration from that. Yeah.

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Man, we go in debt Man, there's interviews with a Chiliandrina on it,

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interviews with yeah, legend I drew, I grew. I dressed up

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as chillingna on for Wow. No, he didn't cut on my astudness something

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like this. I mean it has
to mean a lot just culturally speaking.

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I think, Hell yeah, man, I feel amazing because I learned a

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lot of by just because it was
not it was it's a it's a scripted

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podcast, so it's already written.
I'm just given. I'm nail rating man.

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Man. Learn a lot of Spanish
and I forgot a lot of Spanish.

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Well, no, only Tijuana Bro. After Hong Kong. You know

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you got to recoup. Oh yeah, Bro had to bring back by fifty

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euros. We gotta make our money
back. But yeah, there's a lot

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like I would I would read first, I would I read. They give

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me the pages like ah, man, so many pages, and then I

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read them over and over, and
a lot of the words that I'm saying,

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I didn't even know what I'm saying. But then I ask and one

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there, man, what am I
saying right here? And sometimes you know,

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you grew up speaking Spanish here in
California, which is fake Spanish,

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you know, different and that real
Spanish that you're so used to saying it

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this way that when somebody tells you
that's not the way you say it,

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you think they're wrong. Let me
tell you, man, I agree,

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but they don't want to tell you
mea mina. I graduated from a high

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school here, I went to university. I wrote this podcast. You know,

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yeah, I target is no way
you say it. So I just

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you know, I'm just I'm a
student. Brod. You listened to what

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they told me to do, and
I did it. During the process of

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Uh, what was that word that
you learned that stood out to you in

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Spanish like, oh shit, this
is a new word. And there's some

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words that I messed up. And
then they have to rewrite them in a

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way that a man can say them. You know, they have to chop

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it for real, Bro, because
see I grew up. I realized that

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your Spanish is only as good as
your parents high school education. Right,

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you know what? So my dad
graduated, he passed out. He he

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left school in fifth grade. So
I'm learning Spanish from a fifth grader here,

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Bro, that's a great observation.
It's true. My mom didn't go

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she didn't go to college. So
I'm learning learning Spanish from a high school

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student. You know, we never
went to college. Yea, your Spanish,

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so you're if your dad and now
they said, somebody to tell you,

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hey, Bro, my dad left
me. He started working. It

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was five. Oh that's what you
got all idiots. Hu It was rough

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hair. You're onto something, you're
onto something, So Bro, I would

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have a list. One of them
is I didn't I didn't know how to

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say executive and Spanish over and over
that. I just said executive, yeah,

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can it come out? And wouldn't
come out? And when it when

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it come out, no matter how
many trying to try, wouldn't come out.

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I didn't know how to say.
I didn't know how to say.

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Hey, I don't know how to
say I don't know how to say the

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show or the set list or whatever. It sounds like something that sounds like

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a scenario scenario? What does that
mean? Stage? The stage that I

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couldn't say it, Bro, And
I'm about to read the last episode like

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a white person. Bro. Just
don't just want to come out, Bro,

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because the brow because I have a
studying problem growing up. Bro.

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When you're a little kid, Bro, they don't take you to speech pair

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man, Bro, valuable throat and
tell you talk right exactly. They make

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fun of you. I remember you
told us about that. Yeah, Bro,

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my hero with Porky Pig. Bro. But I saw ourselves on TV

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for taking on this challenge man,
and ultimately made you, you know,

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veteran Spanish. I think you take
the challenge all Bro. You know that's

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great man. The thanks, but
you talk to a person that actually had

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a bigger studying problem than you do, and like they never had help.

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And when they finished the word,
they're like they're like they flex ha huh.

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They feel accomplished. I used to
know a crackhead, Bro, that

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was they already had a speech impairment, and when that fool would be all

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cracked out, that fool was speaking
and morese code. Bro sounded like a

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dolphin. I have a little bit
of a stutter stopping, but I do

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too. Bro was always know when
I'm kidnapped. You know toilet paper?

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Have you been kidnapped? If not, what's the scary situation that you have

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to live you have to live through? Oh man, I've been kidnapp Where

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I jump in the car and then
we're going to TJ, and I didn't

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know we're going to TJ. Bro, you want to go? I didn't

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go, Bro, you want to
go right? And I'm in no money,

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Bro, so that I gotta do
everything for everybody. I have no

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money. Who gets some beers give
me the money? Who get it?

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I became their pedal, Bro,
the real perito Nah philipp has this good

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bit by the way, like he
was sent to Mexico right because he's laying

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bad and he was like ya Mexican, but not like this. My cousins

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on the roof, Bro, Bro, they had dogs on the roof,

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Bro with and then there was no
barbars, just broken glass everywhere. Life

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is tough, bro, man like
yeah, man, I don't know,

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man hard like, I don't know. Man like you stick about growing up

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and you were all right, like
some kids, you know you can call

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them like listen you mental, this
is how you do it. You know,

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people get offended. Now you know
you can't say listen, you eat

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your your idiots. You want to
learn or you want to be an idiot?

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Yeah, but you can't even see
the other word. Man, let's

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get this star. You know,
I didn't know that start was called Let's

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get retarded, bro, right,
that was the original. Yeah, and

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they had to change it. Yeah, man, wow, I didn't know

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that. Yeah, let's get retarded. Yeah bro, I can't say yeah,

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and then retarded it's just obviously a
very word and they were forced to

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change it. Man, you were
you were like go to a bathroom,

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bro, like in the middle of
nowhere doing a gas station and you forget

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your phone and you gotta read racist
graffit in the bathroom like a barstow or

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or the Leno somewhere. You know, far bro far bro like far bro

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like like places you never heard of, like those Banios and stuff. You

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know, Portuville, you're a bathroom
you know, by by a Barnay Rockies,

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you know, and then you're in
there eat reading and it's like,

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wow, they even got racist stuff
in Spanish for me so I could understand

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it. One that I read was
Lo Spica so on Changos, and I

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was like, I was all mad
broo, I was a mad dog.

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You're joking, but it really said
that. They really said that. Yeah,

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really really really wrote that. But
I don't think you get easily offriended,

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you know, no, man,
but something that offended you. You're

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like, what the kind of that
offends me? More like like stuff that

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like like if they're having a big
festal with a bunch of white comics and

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I don't see my name in a
balloon, you know. Yeah, You're

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like, but I'm in a big
show, you know, then I feel

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offend. Okay, there's some racism
here, or maybe the person they hired

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is used to only seeing white people, you know, so you know she's

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not used to putting a Latino name
that he's opposed to, so you're gonna

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put this other white name here that
it's doing eighty person room instead they'mn offended.

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They do that. I think to
make people feel comfortable. I guess

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I don't know. Maybe, well, I've mean if you're gonna love discomfort,

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So what's up show I'm doing.
As far as the July twenty seventh

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Terra Stater and Long Beach sold out, Bro sold out in four days,

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four days, Bro, because I've
never been to Long Beach. Bro.

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That's why I went to Long Beach. There used to be a ghetto roller

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coaster over there, Bro. Right, yeah, Bro, Like it was

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like a poor man's six Flags over
there, a Long Beach right where the

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laugh Factory is right during that area
used to be like an amusement park,

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Bro, where you'd be on a
roller coaster, Bro, and then one

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of those screws hits you in a
forehead from a roller coaster. Now Queen

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Mary, though, look, we're
not gonna mention her again. That was

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one night people get offended about that. I went to the Queen Mary.

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Bro. It's scary in there,
Bro. I did a comedy showing that

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I wish I knew what the name
of the what the name of the us

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be in part there used to be
in Long Beach back in the day in

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that area. But I was a
little kid. Can look it up.

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It was called a pike. It
was called a pike, Bro, And

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yeah, I was long. Beach
is great though, Man, great fans

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out there. Man, they love
comedy. It's weird there. Weird laws

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there, Bro, long Yeah,
like like footloose laws. Bro. I

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was at a club called the Liquid
Lounge and there are no dancing policy in

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there, and they have a DJ
playing music. And I started saying that

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everybody that was that was black and
white and Latino. This work with a

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right here, man. This is
the bar that belongs in every America.

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Bro. In this bar, you
see meth heads from every nationality in there,

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divers diversity, Bro. You see
surf surfers there with a beach cruiser,

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with a surfboard on a beach cruiser. You see uh, you see

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that. You know that old dark
solo with a backpack and a beast crewser

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you see him to him. But
the DJ just jamming, Bro. And

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then and then me and my I
start dancing, you know security, you

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know, dancing here. Then look
around and everybody dancing in their stool.

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Yes, you need a license to
provide dancing at a club in Long Beach,

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or they shut you down. So
it's the liquid lounge. Then alsome

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man to do stand up at that. Any club you need a cabaret license.

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They go old school, bro,
old laws, Bro, cabaret cabaret

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license. That's not Long Beach,
that's Lot Beach. That's crazy. You

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have to go to the I don't
know where Snoop double to been performing in

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backyards, Bro, I don't know
what he was doing. Now he had

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to come down here to perform.
Man, who's the funniest person, you

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know, Philipp as far as I
need to promote him as much as I

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can that it depends, man Like
I laugh at everything, man Like,

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like somebody might show me April.
You gotta check this guy out and he

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has like one joke I like,
but then the rest is like horrible,

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But I love him for that one
joke, right right, There's a lot

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of comedians out there, right and
this is with all due respect. They

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have a set, and that's that
set for twenty years. Hey, don't

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talk about the dove Master anyway.
So I wish he could do that,

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bro, But that's that's like,
that's when you have a good set and

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you write it down and I can't, man, because I go to a

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place where people yell at you,
you know, the young stuff out.

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You know, you're okay with that. With hecklers, I get hecklers,

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you know, but it's like the
same type of heacklers that George Lopez gets

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that are happy. I love you, man, yeah, exactly. And

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then you're performing. You're trying to
do a joke. The Camacho family loves

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you, by the way, Philippe, thank you, bro, thank you.

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Let me just think this joke about
your loser family real quick and I

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get a laugh. I do it
with a laugh. Yeah, that's right.

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So Danny trayholl and noybody talked about
that. Yet you're scared Trade Hall

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Man. No, Man, we
love him, man, I mean he

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he hold it down. Bro.
You know when he was in that car,

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Man, he's probably thinking about it
going. You know what, Man,

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I should have went right instead of
left, because that's how it is,

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man, Hey, but that hood, it just doesn't leave you.

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Dog. He got out of that
carro ty, Bro. People in San

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Fernando Valley they gang bang to their
ninety Bro, they'd be in they'd be

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at the for real bro, They'll
be at the dialysis, Bro, Matt

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dogging each other? Were you were
you from Arlita? E? You're lucky

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they're taking my leg off today,
Bro. That's why. Man, if

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they ever ever to do that,
that parade, I'm not sure what security

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was those machine guns with water bro. Yo, you know Danny Trey Hill?

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Right? Yeah? Have you talked
to him since when? Since he

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got into that city? No?
Bro, I know a lot of people

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don't have their phone numbers. I
can tell you right now, Bro,

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all the people that are famous,
I don't have none of their phone numbers.

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Right Why what would you want to
call from me? A food?

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What are you doing right now?
What are you doing right now? And

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Stee The only person I could just
call right now and they'll pick up will

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probably be Lewis E K wow,
who's half Mexican? That baby bash?

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The first ring, Emilio Rivera,
Tom Green? Okay, Eric Andrey is

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like my daughter, Andre, that's
your guy. Yeah, man, did

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some great work together, man.
Hell yeah, I still do the show,

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man. I love. I love
being a part of the show because

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I get to be a different person. Yeah, because they only they don't

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a lot of his fans don't know
me from stand up. They don't know

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me from anything else but that show. So when I when I when I

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they're doing like Eric Andre Live Now, and when I come out on stage,

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they go crazy, bro, because
they know me from the show,

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but they don't know me from stand
up. Like when I was in England,

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this guy goes filiperspoise off of the
Eric Andrey Show. What U bro?

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And I showed him my belly?
That's right, that's right anyways,

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So mano on iHeartMedia starts in July
twenty third boy with eleven. We can't

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wait. Man. Also, I
have a new special coming out, Bro.

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I don't know when it comes out. They're doing it right now.

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Raging fool, raging fool, oh
like raging bull. Okay, yeah,

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so you already filmed it. They're
editing it now, they're in it.

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Bro. Wow where'd you film it
at the Sacramental Tower Theater? Bro?

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Sorry? Christ Theater? Okay,
we're gonna rewind that, right look,

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no problem, no problem, I'll
ask you again. Where'd you fielm it

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at the Christ Theatre and Sacramento Sacktown? Bro? Yeah? Man, shout

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out to all the people that showed
up over there early. Thank you.

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Yeah. Thank you. I had
a heckler a special too, bro special.

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Yeah. I kept telling she keept
be eyeing bro and it was all

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loves I love, you know,
and I kept telling her like no,

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like to shut up. I know
that they started roasting her and everybody started

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liking her. But then after a
while, the crowd was starting to shut

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up in a mean way. But
then security came down and I totally listen

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to you animal, you need to
shut up, you know, I don't

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know, you know, Security got
told her like that, but Mira,

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K, we want to dance,
We want to yo, No, Philippe,

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Man, I enjoy all your bits, man, we love you dog.

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The bit about really quick about bringing
your kids to your mom's house,

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Oh yeah, man, She's like, have you guys eaten yet? This

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is why we're here for real,
man. I understand people like, are

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you single moms out there? Man? Like I remember on a special,

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I talk about how I was afraid
to tell my mom that my lady was

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pregnant because she was on like seventeen, and my mom was all mad.

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She goes, you messed up your
life, and that's her. No,

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you messed up your life. You're
gonna be your grandma thirty five. This

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one's on you, mom. You're
gonna babysit for free. And also mad

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people make a lot of people make
the mistake of going to your mom and

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asking her with can you calling her
on the phone? Can you watch my

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kids? Big mistake. You show
up with your kids and while they're eating,

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you moon walk out of there and
you leave your phone there. You

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check a burn your phone, that's
it, and your mom calling you while

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your mom's calling you are here the
diaper bag buzzy. But it's crazy,

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man, Like I remember my sister. Man, she didn't care. Man,

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she will leave the kids at home
alone. She's a dancing man with

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a baby monitor. You know that's
funny and sad. Hey, but that

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kid grew up to be a nice
kid. That's right, That's what's important.

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You feel me. He was raised
by chess Benita every day every day

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for real, Man, my mom
will my mom will goes shopping forever.

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Bro. I don't understand like people
say, oh, they left the kids

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alone, were left alone? Bro, there should be a movie about that,

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man, because like they always have
a movie about home alone. You

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know, like the family go on
vacation and either kid alone, But that

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never happened when you're when you grew
up in a Latino family, Asian family,

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Black family, there's always somebody home, always, Bro. You think

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everybody left and you gotta take care
of grandma. You're now in charge of

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Grandma the real home alone when your
mom goes to like Walmart or go shopping

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and leaves you with three kids to
watch, that's that should be the movie,

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