WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:04.519 Anal is our first word of the Minnesota Goodbye Anal. Now we do get 2 00:00:04.519 --> 00:00:09.039 a little spicy on the Minnesota Goodbye. And yesterday there was a question about 3 00:00:09.080 --> 00:00:15.240 anal on Naughty Tuesday. Now is your question? Was it my question asking 4 00:00:15.240 --> 00:00:18.480 the question? It was a woman who wrote in and she said, if 5 00:00:18.519 --> 00:00:22.280 I remember right, her boyfriend really wanted to try it. And she's like, 6 00:00:22.359 --> 00:00:25.920 we tried it and I didn't work and whatever, and so she's like, 7 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:29.120 he really wants it. Is there any suggestions to make it work? 8 00:00:29.160 --> 00:00:32.719 And I said go slow? But she wrote today she said, Dave and 9 00:00:32.799 --> 00:00:38.039 Jenny, as if messaging once wasn't embarrassing enough, why I don't do anal 10 00:00:39.799 --> 00:00:42.840 But it's already embarrassing, But here I am messaging it again. Only reason 11 00:00:42.880 --> 00:00:47.159 is because I really wish Jenny would have been there for the story advice being 12 00:00:47.240 --> 00:00:50.079 it's the first time I ever wrote in No Offense Day or Bailey. But 13 00:00:50.320 --> 00:00:53.520 if not, I totally get it because it is intense. But if I 14 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:56.960 could get Jenny's reaction or advice, that would be nice. Don't feel the 15 00:00:57.000 --> 00:01:00.479 need to read this on the podcast unless you want to love you all dart 16 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:04.040 Lick Now, Jenny You're under no obligation, pressure or expectations to address this, 17 00:01:04.519 --> 00:01:07.200 but here it is if you want to address it at all. What 18 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:11.079 was her question? Did she have a question? Yeah, it was I 19 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:12.879 could go back and look, but I let me just see if I can 20 00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:15.280 go back and look. Her name is Hey, let me look for that 21 00:01:15.319 --> 00:01:22.439 email again. Yeah, okay, here she goes, blah blah blah. 22 00:01:22.480 --> 00:01:26.680 Hot summer day. The pool was packed, always barely any adults, with 23 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:30.319 a lot of kids around, weed smoking, making out. Met a guy 24 00:01:30.400 --> 00:01:33.840 making out by the pool. He said, I'll bring you around the corner 25 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:37.280 to a stairwell. He says, bend over. So I did. He 26 00:01:37.359 --> 00:01:40.319 bent over, and I assumed he would slip it into the v He goes, 27 00:01:40.359 --> 00:01:42.640 no, straight for the ass hard What did I do? I lost 28 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:47.680 consciousness, went tumbling down at least four stairs of concrete. I came to 29 00:01:47.760 --> 00:01:49.920 and I said, why you stick it in my ass? And he said, 30 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:53.400 because you bent over. So now my husband wants to do anal and 31 00:01:53.439 --> 00:01:56.959 I told him I was writing this story. And he goes, hey, 32 00:01:57.079 --> 00:02:00.680 ask advice on how you'd get back into anal again? L O, L 33 00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:04.159 so any advice? Love you all so much? And she does says something 34 00:02:04.239 --> 00:02:06.599 very sweet. She says, you made a bigger difference in my life than 35 00:02:06.719 --> 00:02:10.159 you know. But that's for another email. So we answered yesterday, and 36 00:02:10.159 --> 00:02:14.360 of course Bailey is like, I didn't want to ask a guest that I 37 00:02:14.360 --> 00:02:20.120 don't know. Well, yeah, so I said, ghost slow. Uh, 38 00:02:20.280 --> 00:02:24.400 you know, start small, ghost slow, and use lubrication. Okay. 39 00:02:24.639 --> 00:02:30.759 I think that that's a huge important factor for it. I mean, 40 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:34.319 I'm gonna keep it. I'm going to keep my private life with anal to 41 00:02:34.400 --> 00:02:39.879 myself. But I think that you didn't have a good first experience because who 42 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:44.800 would have a good first experience in that way? Like it wasn't spoken about 43 00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:46.560 ahead of time. I'm sorry. I think that anal is something that you 44 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:51.080 talked to your partner about it at the time, and I understand that the 45 00:02:51.159 --> 00:02:53.800 situation was, like what sounds like is you met this person at a pool 46 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:57.039 and you guys wanted to go get it on and a stairwell. I get 47 00:02:57.039 --> 00:03:00.960 that, but like, it's a pretty bold move for him to assume that 48 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:04.000 that's what you wanted because you were bent over well, he must have not 49 00:03:04.280 --> 00:03:07.719 known how the whole thing works, because you can't just you can't just like 50 00:03:07.719 --> 00:03:12.199 enter. You have to, like, you know, you can't. You 51 00:03:12.240 --> 00:03:14.960 have to like warm up a little bit. But nobody wants to hear me 52 00:03:15.000 --> 00:03:17.599 talk about it. But I would say start small, ghost slow. Jenny's 53 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:24.000 advice is loop Yest's move on. Nothing to do with that one. I 54 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:28.400 need to know why that one shoe was on the side of the road when 55 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:35.039 you see it. That is a mystery that has plagued humankind since the beginning 56 00:03:35.120 --> 00:03:37.719 of the shoe. We don't know. So here's what she says. We 57 00:03:37.800 --> 00:03:39.879 bought a house on a lake out in the woods. We live between two 58 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:44.400 houses while the lake house is being completely gutted and our other house was for 59 00:03:44.479 --> 00:03:47.240 sale. Sounds pretentious, but please know the lake house was a shit show 60 00:03:47.319 --> 00:03:52.680 that needed to be gutted to make it livable, not glamorous. I feel 61 00:03:52.719 --> 00:03:54.439 you. It's like when I say I'm at my house in Colorado, I 62 00:03:54.520 --> 00:04:00.800 want to be modest and not sound like I'm like fancy fancy, because it 63 00:04:00.879 --> 00:04:04.319 is a very modest house. It's been in my family for sixty years, 64 00:04:04.439 --> 00:04:09.360 yep, And it's very modest. It's not a gorgeous, beautiful mansion. 65 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:14.400 It's just comfortable and nice. Any Who, we worked at the lake house 66 00:04:14.479 --> 00:04:17.360 every night after my husband and I was ten houred work day and we were 67 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:20.800 exhausted. One night, I was cleaning stuff up in the yard and got 68 00:04:20.839 --> 00:04:24.040 into my car to go back home for the night. I got in the 69 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:28.519 car and I could smell this horrible smell. I kept driving, but I 70 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:32.680 was literally gagging. I could not stop and eventually started dry heaving in my 71 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:36.600 car, laughing at this whole situation, gagging, tears rolling down my face, 72 00:04:36.600 --> 00:04:41.920 and super tired. I pulled over to look at my shoe and realized 73 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:46.560 it was covered in pooh, not dog pooh, but rather some other large 74 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:50.800 animal from the woods pooh. I was exhausted and overwhelmed that my reasoning skills 75 00:04:50.800 --> 00:04:55.839 were nil, and I immediately chucked the shoe out of the window. I 76 00:04:55.879 --> 00:04:59.560 felt like I finally had the smallest sense of control. I drove home with 77 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:01.680 a crazy since that I owned one small part of the day. So when 78 00:05:01.720 --> 00:05:05.319 you see that really cute Nike shoe on the side of the road, think 79 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:11.839 of me, little miss Poushoe, and don't judge. I have never littered 80 00:05:11.839 --> 00:05:15.439 and will never do it again. But I was desperate. Staff writer Melissa, 81 00:05:15.639 --> 00:05:18.199 longtime fan. I really do want a staff Rider sticker because my friend 82 00:05:18.199 --> 00:05:23.160 has one and I'm jealous, so I will absolutely send you one. And 83 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:26.399 there's a mystery solved. Why there's a shoe on the side of the road. 84 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:30.959 Do they still have over on campus the tree by Washington on the bridge 85 00:05:30.959 --> 00:05:33.680 where everybody's threw their shoes in. I mean they did what I went there, 86 00:05:33.720 --> 00:05:36.920 but I've been graduated for a while now, so I would hope that 87 00:05:36.959 --> 00:05:43.000 it's still there, but I'm not sure. Okay. I remember when Beth 88 00:05:43.120 --> 00:05:45.720 was in college at the U and she was in Pioneer, which is right 89 00:05:45.759 --> 00:05:48.199 across the other side of the bridge, and we would look at those shoes 90 00:05:48.199 --> 00:05:50.639 as like, okay, you at tie your laces together and throw them up 91 00:05:50.639 --> 00:05:56.600 in the tree. Hello, Katie. WB crew catching up on the podcast 92 00:05:56.639 --> 00:06:00.639 head to chime in about the person who said all cats are assholes. Different 93 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:04.800 story for every cat, but for that person in particular. They said they 94 00:06:05.000 --> 00:06:09.480 bottle raised that kitten from a super young age. Single kittens or puppies who 95 00:06:09.480 --> 00:06:14.040 do not have a mom or siblings often have more issues with biting or inappropriate 96 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:16.240 behaviors. That makes sense because our cat, Roger, was a feral cat 97 00:06:16.720 --> 00:06:23.279 found in a box somewhere and he had absolute biting issues. Mom and siblings 98 00:06:23.319 --> 00:06:26.879 teach them how it's inappropriate to act or appropriate to act, and correct them 99 00:06:26.879 --> 00:06:31.160 when they're being naughty. It doesn't happen with single cats, and so they 100 00:06:31.160 --> 00:06:36.439 are often more assholey than others. I worked at shelters saw it a lot. 101 00:06:36.639 --> 00:06:41.199 Always best to adopt and spend time with a kitten or cat before committing 102 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:45.680 to them. It's pretty easy to get a cat's personality, but no matter 103 00:06:45.720 --> 00:06:49.040 how much research or prep you do, some cats are just grumps. Here's 104 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:54.600 a picture of my asshole cat, Darwin. Sweetest cat ever and acts more 105 00:06:54.639 --> 00:06:57.319 like a dog, yet he is still an asshole for scratching or brand new 106 00:06:57.360 --> 00:07:00.160 couch, meowing at the top of his lungs, for food, sitting in 107 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:03.720 the laundry that I'm trying to fold, eating my plants, and in general 108 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:09.360 being an idiot. On an unrelated note, I had the privilege of informing 109 00:07:09.360 --> 00:07:13.199 my husband recently that Dave is in mensa. I haven't brought that up in 110 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:15.000 a while. You haven't, but I think I need to bring it back. 111 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:21.519 You should that I'm in the high IQ elite mensa. I think it's 112 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:25.399 when I first started on the show and I've been here for about seven and 113 00:07:25.439 --> 00:07:29.519 a half years now, that you were heavy on bringing that up almost every 114 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:32.319 day. It was a mention of MENSA and it lasted probably a solid like 115 00:07:32.360 --> 00:07:35.279 six months, and then you forgot about it, and times you go remember, 116 00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:39.399 you'd remember, and then you bring it back full force again. It 117 00:07:39.439 --> 00:07:44.160 comes and goes because when I used to get offended because the people would text 118 00:07:44.199 --> 00:07:46.439 or call in or write in and say, you don't know you didn't go 119 00:07:46.439 --> 00:07:47.680 to college, or you don't get a vote you didn't go to college, 120 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:50.160 or you're stupid you didn't go to college. Well, I did go to 121 00:07:50.160 --> 00:07:54.120 college. I went to a two year community college because in my field, 122 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:57.680 you don't need to spend four years in college to be on the radio. 123 00:07:58.279 --> 00:08:01.560 But I always felt a little bit less than because I didn't go to college. 124 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:05.000 So I always thought I was like, you know, like good at 125 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:09.800 puzzles and little thinky thinky things. Jenny thinks things. Yeah, So I 126 00:08:09.839 --> 00:08:13.560 went online and I went on mensa dot org or dot com and I took 127 00:08:13.600 --> 00:08:20.519 the test. And if you pass the test online, that doesn't count because 128 00:08:20.560 --> 00:08:22.360 you could have cheated and had your mom look over your shoulder and help you. 129 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:28.120 So you then get invited to do one of their monthly tests locally. 130 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:33.360 So I went down to the Burnsville Library. There were two people giving the 131 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:37.200 test and two of us taking the test, and you sit there in the 132 00:08:37.240 --> 00:08:43.559 library, and the people that were given the test were extremely nice and welcoming, 133 00:08:43.200 --> 00:08:48.320 very nerdy and intimidating because they watch you the entire time, so you're 134 00:08:48.360 --> 00:08:52.799 not going to break the rules or cheat off of each other or trade answers, 135 00:08:52.879 --> 00:08:56.200 so they watch you and there's nothing more nerve racking than a genius level 136 00:08:56.240 --> 00:09:01.600 like you person watching you take a MENSA test. Yeah, and I did 137 00:09:01.600 --> 00:09:05.200 not do well on the ones that were like give us the next number in 138 00:09:05.240 --> 00:09:09.679 this series, like three, six, twelve, twenty four, what comes 139 00:09:09.679 --> 00:09:13.679 next? I didn't get those. But they would say something like bird is 140 00:09:13.799 --> 00:09:22.080 to nest as, bear is too blank, okay, cave cave yeah yeah 141 00:09:22.159 --> 00:09:24.840 right, I think so, yeah, cave is good. And that wasn't 142 00:09:24.840 --> 00:09:28.919 a specific answer. But I did really good on the word ones, and 143 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:33.320 I did really good on the what is that? Like they would show a 144 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:35.600 picture and they'd show a next picture and then another one. They'd say, 145 00:09:35.639 --> 00:09:39.919 what should the next picture look like okay, and I did really good on 146 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:45.440 those. So so it's not like random history trivia, not anything with knowledge. 147 00:09:46.080 --> 00:09:52.559 It's more logic and probably intuition or things. And that part came really 148 00:09:52.559 --> 00:09:56.960 easy to me. So you don't find your answer right away. We were 149 00:09:56.960 --> 00:10:00.360 in the car, got the mail. Susan said, oh my god, 150 00:10:00.399 --> 00:10:03.120 your MENSA results are in, and we were right over here by Benny Hannah 151 00:10:03.200 --> 00:10:07.639 on three ninety four when I opened the envelope as she was driving, and 152 00:10:07.639 --> 00:10:09.200 I'm like, oh my god, I think I cried because I was so 153 00:10:09.240 --> 00:10:13.440 proud that I got in. So she says, I would love a staff 154 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:16.639 writer sticker. Thanks for all the entertainment you provide me. And she also 155 00:10:16.679 --> 00:10:22.919 sent a picture of her cat, and the cat's name is Darwin, and 156 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:26.879 Darwin does he's adorable. He's a big, fat, fluffy not fat, 157 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:31.159 but fluffy, Persian brown cat is adorable. All right, next one, 158 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:35.240 Hey, Dave, you may not care what I have to say, but 159 00:10:35.279 --> 00:10:39.440 I respect you and I've listened to your station for twenty plus years. Please 160 00:10:39.960 --> 00:10:45.039 Oh wait a second, Okay, you know it is something that is complaining 161 00:10:45.080 --> 00:10:48.360 about somebody that we've had on the show, and they don't want them on 162 00:10:48.399 --> 00:10:52.159 the show. It was not Bailey and it was not Lily, just in 163 00:10:52.200 --> 00:10:56.759 case you're wondering, So they said, please keep me anonymous, and so 164 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:05.320 I appreciate that head zone up. But yeah, okay, interesting that that 165 00:11:05.399 --> 00:11:09.559 was something that I should have pre read. Probably should have like the next 166 00:11:09.639 --> 00:11:13.519 one. We did that one yesterday, So I think we may almost be 167 00:11:13.600 --> 00:11:22.639 out of Minnesota. Goodbyes. Okay, let's I've got a screenshot of a 168 00:11:22.080 --> 00:11:28.039 Facebook post rose Mount neighbors. Okay, neighbors. I am desperate for help 169 00:11:28.080 --> 00:11:33.279 with referrals. I am in need of a lawyer. We don't even know 170 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:35.360 what type of lawyer I need. I'm pretty sure family court lawyer. And 171 00:11:35.399 --> 00:11:39.600 we have no time. We put in calls to eleven different lawyers, several 172 00:11:39.679 --> 00:11:43.039 agencies. Not one lawyer is called back. We don't know what we're gonna 173 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:46.799 do, what we're doing wrong, or what, So I'll keep it short. 174 00:11:46.840 --> 00:11:50.879 My brother rented a home for six years and bought it last year with 175 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:56.120 his fiance. Everything utilities, cars is in his name. The only her 176 00:11:56.200 --> 00:12:00.600 name is only on the house. She moved her whole family in, and 177 00:12:00.639 --> 00:12:05.360 her mother, her mother's boyfriend, and her adult son everyone is physically and 178 00:12:05.559 --> 00:12:09.600 verbally assaulted my brother. They've threatened to poison him, kill him, just 179 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:13.919 unbelievable amounts of stuff. He was afraid for his life, so he stopped 180 00:12:13.960 --> 00:12:18.080 staying at this house and filed an order for protection on his Now X filed 181 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:22.720 a restraining order on the other adults because he cannot evict them because the X 182 00:12:22.799 --> 00:12:26.600 will still rebut it. We had court for his restraining order on her. 183 00:12:26.720 --> 00:12:28.879 He submitted his evidence wrong, so the courts want to throw it out. 184 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:37.080 She went and filed an order for protection on her. Let's see, it's 185 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:41.039 another page. So I got to figure out where we left off. She 186 00:12:41.080 --> 00:12:45.080 went and filed an order of protection on him the same day we had our 187 00:12:45.120 --> 00:12:48.440 court against her. Basically, we need to retain a lawyer that can help 188 00:12:48.960 --> 00:12:54.120 with resubmitting his evidence by Wednesday this week. Then he needs this lawyer to 189 00:12:54.159 --> 00:12:56.440 represent him in these cases. There is a two year old involved. He 190 00:12:56.519 --> 00:13:00.720 can't get his car out of the garage. They've started to roy the house. 191 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:03.360 His dogs are being mistreated. He has four police reports in his favor, 192 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:09.039 and her order was granted immediately, so we contested it again. We've 193 00:13:09.039 --> 00:13:13.720 called multiple lawyers and have used all available time, hoping and praying someone was 194 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:16.840 going to call us back. At this point, we are so desperate for 195 00:13:16.919 --> 00:13:20.080 help. I think we need someone to have a family member who's a lawyer 196 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:26.120 or something. We need my neighbor's help. Okay, I'm not sure. 197 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:28.960 It's interesting. They're not asking us for help. They're saying, hey, 198 00:13:30.080 --> 00:13:33.320 take a look. Seems like the dude is in quite a pickle. Sister 199 00:13:33.360 --> 00:13:39.360 posted a situation along with for loyal referrals. I'm getting an inkling this is 200 00:13:39.480 --> 00:13:43.799 just me. I'm getting an inkling that he's partially to blame. There's part 201 00:13:43.840 --> 00:13:50.840 of me that says he is not blameless here. Either he was really naive 202 00:13:50.159 --> 00:13:56.600 and dumb to let all of these fucking people move into his house, or 203 00:13:58.000 --> 00:14:01.159 there's something that we're not being told about him. I'm not going to blame 204 00:14:01.159 --> 00:14:05.639 it on him, but I think there's something more to this story. Yeah, 205 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:09.440 I mean, I've never dealt with anything like that before, so I 206 00:14:09.440 --> 00:14:13.000 don't know what the solution is. I don't know what kind of lawyer you 207 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:18.159 even need for something like that, but it sounds extremely complicated and unfortunate for 208 00:14:18.279 --> 00:14:22.720 everyone involved, honestly. Absolutely. Okay, so then it reminded me, 209 00:14:22.759 --> 00:14:28.960 I saw something on the next door app stupid in your neighborhood. You saw 210 00:14:28.960 --> 00:14:31.799 it, yes, and it came in my email yesterday. Give me a 211 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:35.679 second, Jenny, and I will open this next door emails you. Next 212 00:14:35.679 --> 00:14:39.480 door alerts me whenever they're whenever there's something going on, just like normal notifications. 213 00:14:39.559 --> 00:14:45.679 Yeah, so let me open this bitch up. So silly, I 214 00:14:45.679 --> 00:14:48.559 should get on the Sant Louis Park next door app? Is it for the 215 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:50.919 whole city that you live in? Is that what it is? Or in 216 00:14:50.960 --> 00:14:54.320 the neighborhood. In the neighborhood, so a woman goes on, doesn't matter. 217 00:14:54.440 --> 00:14:58.600 She's a woman, but she is. I went for a walk yesterday 218 00:14:58.639 --> 00:15:01.960 afternoon and there were quite a few people on the trail that runs from Tonka 219 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:05.000 Wood Road to one oh one. I came home very saddened as to how 220 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:09.519 unfriendly they are. I try to say hello to all people and make eye 221 00:15:09.600 --> 00:15:13.639 contact, Yet people will look right at me and not acknowledge my existence. 222 00:15:15.080 --> 00:15:18.440 What happened to Minnesota nice? I say, it does not exist anymore. 223 00:15:18.720 --> 00:15:20.919 And people riding their bikes are supposed to tell you when they're on their left 224 00:15:22.080 --> 00:15:24.720 and two that I saw it did not. Now this is a dumb ass 225 00:15:24.799 --> 00:15:28.759 complaint of somebody who you laugh at people like this. Yep, but let's 226 00:15:28.799 --> 00:15:33.360 read some of the comments. Okay, I'm sorry. People are just busy 227 00:15:33.360 --> 00:15:35.480 and probably don't even realize they're doing that. Keep being you, they're out 228 00:15:35.480 --> 00:15:39.240 there. Just last night, we went to Benny Hanna as a group and 229 00:15:39.320 --> 00:15:43.960 a random couple sat next to us friends and we were super interested in talking. 230 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:48.039 Made their day, but then they paid for their meal. It made 231 00:15:48.080 --> 00:15:50.000 an old man. Oh, so they paid for their so they paid for 232 00:15:50.320 --> 00:15:56.399 our meal. Basically, that's nice. Another one says nothing says Minnesota nice 233 00:15:56.440 --> 00:16:02.440 like demanding a response or questioning a stranger's ability to speak English. I suggest 234 00:16:02.480 --> 00:16:06.720 taking a deep breath and moving on. So, of course somebody had to 235 00:16:06.759 --> 00:16:10.480 make an excuse for the people not saying hello and saying they probably don't speak 236 00:16:10.480 --> 00:16:15.879 English. I don't think anybody owes me a hello when I'm out for a 237 00:16:15.919 --> 00:16:18.559 walk. But if somebody gives me a hello, I always like say hello 238 00:16:18.600 --> 00:16:22.240 back, you know, for a run, I give him a little wave. 239 00:16:23.440 --> 00:16:26.639 But sometimes I'll be honest with you. I've changed my tune a little 240 00:16:26.679 --> 00:16:30.879 bit. I used to say I'm going to wave and smile or say hello 241 00:16:30.919 --> 00:16:33.720 to anybody, man or woman, and I did. It's like, you 242 00:16:33.720 --> 00:16:36.919 know what, I'm going to wave and smile because I might be the only 243 00:16:37.000 --> 00:16:40.720 person that waves and smiles at them all day. But then I stopped. 244 00:16:40.720 --> 00:16:44.039 A lot of the time when I see a younger attractive or even a younger 245 00:16:44.080 --> 00:16:49.759 woman, that's plain I don't always say hello because I don't want her to 246 00:16:49.879 --> 00:16:56.080 think that she's obligated to say hello to an older guy. So I just 247 00:16:56.120 --> 00:17:00.399 sometimes just I stare down or I look straight ahead, and if they wave 248 00:17:00.399 --> 00:17:02.840 at me or say hello then and a lot of them do, then I'll 249 00:17:02.919 --> 00:17:06.680 of course way back. But I don't always wave or say hello to a 250 00:17:06.920 --> 00:17:11.720 woman, especially if she's younger, because I figure I don't want her for 251 00:17:11.759 --> 00:17:15.480 a second to think, here's some old fuck who's saying hi to me, 252 00:17:15.519 --> 00:17:19.599 and I don't want to. Yeah, I mean I it's very much based 253 00:17:19.640 --> 00:17:22.559 on my mood for the day. If I'm looking at people and saying hi 254 00:17:22.680 --> 00:17:26.880 or not back, I'm not like anti it, I'm not like super for 255 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:29.799 it. I think everyone's allowed to do what they want to do, but 256 00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:34.000 I'm more so in the vibe of like if I'm really, what's the word. 257 00:17:34.119 --> 00:17:37.200 If I'm just in like go mode with my run, I don't want 258 00:17:37.240 --> 00:17:41.599 to pay attention to anything else besides the fact that I'm focused and I'm running, 259 00:17:41.720 --> 00:17:44.440 so I don't look at the world around me, you know, And 260 00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:48.480 so then I might look like a jerk because I'm not like acknowledging someone passing 261 00:17:48.519 --> 00:17:51.519 me. But I don't. I mean, I don't really care. Yeah, 262 00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:53.200 I you know, it's just kind of an odd thing. And you 263 00:17:53.240 --> 00:18:00.359 don't have to do anything. You're under no obligation to say hi on path 264 00:18:00.400 --> 00:18:03.720 while you're running and you cross somebody or whatever. I will say. I 265 00:18:03.799 --> 00:18:07.599 always when I come up on a man or a woman and they're walking or 266 00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:11.480 pushing a stroller and I'm going to pass them, I always say on your 267 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:15.119 left, or I clomp up really loud so they can hear me. Yeah, 268 00:18:15.160 --> 00:18:19.400 Because I was out running one time fifteen years ago and there were three 269 00:18:19.440 --> 00:18:26.000 women all walking abreast taking up most of the path, and I ran along 270 00:18:26.039 --> 00:18:29.759 the red the left side of them, and it scared the shit out of 271 00:18:29.799 --> 00:18:32.319 them. So I don't want to do that. Nobody wants to be scared. 272 00:18:32.359 --> 00:18:33.680 So I clomp up pretty loudly. Most of the time they hear me, 273 00:18:34.039 --> 00:18:36.920 and if they don't turn around to look, then I'll be like, 274 00:18:37.000 --> 00:18:38.920 on your left, even if I'm running, you do that when you're running 275 00:18:40.000 --> 00:18:45.279 or on a bike, on a bike, always running. I I don't 276 00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:49.240 know that I passed too many people running unless I'm going around like the lakes. 277 00:18:49.319 --> 00:18:55.240 The run routes that I do normally aren't very high traffic of me passing 278 00:18:55.279 --> 00:18:57.400 people, so I don't. But even around the lakes, I don't think 279 00:18:57.440 --> 00:19:00.000 I normally say on your left if I'm right, because I think that it's 280 00:19:00.079 --> 00:19:03.160 kind of expected that you're going to get passed by people pretty often around the 281 00:19:03.240 --> 00:19:06.799 lakes. Yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, that kind of makes 282 00:19:06.839 --> 00:19:07.400 sense. I don't really, you know, now that I think about it, 283 00:19:07.480 --> 00:19:11.799 I don't think I do say on your left. I might, but 284 00:19:11.880 --> 00:19:15.559 I clump so they can hear it. Yeah. Did you know? And 285 00:19:15.640 --> 00:19:18.359 I didn't know this because I don't ride bikes on the path, But if 286 00:19:18.359 --> 00:19:19.839 you're riding in a group, you're supposed to say on your left, and 287 00:19:19.839 --> 00:19:22.160 then as you pass, you go three more behind me. Did you know 288 00:19:22.200 --> 00:19:25.559 that? I didn't know that. No. Yeah, it's just kind of 289 00:19:25.559 --> 00:19:27.200 courteous because if you say on your left, and you got your two kids 290 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:30.920 and your partner behind you, and you say three more behind me, and 291 00:19:30.960 --> 00:19:36.640 then so you know, Yeah, And a lot of the time I'm trying 292 00:19:36.680 --> 00:19:40.039 to run on the right side of the path, but sometimes I stray to 293 00:19:40.119 --> 00:19:44.680 the middle or the left side. Yeah, but what sucks is when you 294 00:19:44.720 --> 00:19:49.079 get two bicyclists riding side by side and they don't want to move their ass 295 00:19:49.119 --> 00:19:53.279 over while you're trying to go the opposite direction. They're side by side taking 296 00:19:53.359 --> 00:19:56.759 up the whole path. I've literally had to run off the path and around 297 00:19:56.799 --> 00:20:02.440 them because they won't get single file. Yeah, I'm I get pretty annoyed 298 00:20:02.480 --> 00:20:04.200 with people who take up an entire path when you see other people coming. 299 00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:08.720 I will say though, that one time I was rollerblading on the bike path, 300 00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:12.359 which is where you should be rollerblading, and it was on a stretch 301 00:20:12.480 --> 00:20:17.799 of sidewalk that was super bumpy. So I was going to the left side 302 00:20:17.960 --> 00:20:19.839 to stay away from the bumps so I wouldn't fall on my ass, you 303 00:20:19.839 --> 00:20:25.279 know, And I had headphones in, so I didn't hear a biker saying 304 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:30.279 on your left, and I was taking up the left side and he was 305 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:33.319 not happy with me once he could finally get past me, and I was 306 00:20:33.359 --> 00:20:36.160 like, dude, that sidewalk was super sketchy. I had to be on 307 00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:40.240 the side roadblade. And then I watched him because there was like probably an 308 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:44.559 elderly couple in their seventies and they were biking together, side by side, 309 00:20:44.599 --> 00:20:47.279 and I don't think they heard him say on your left either, and the 310 00:20:47.359 --> 00:20:51.440 guy like literally turned around and gave him that like said something really mean to 311 00:20:51.519 --> 00:20:55.279 them. I could tell that the older gentleman tried to kind of like catch 312 00:20:55.359 --> 00:20:57.240 up to him to say something back, because he was like trying to defend 313 00:20:57.279 --> 00:21:00.799 them. And it was a very angry biker, is what it comes down 314 00:21:00.839 --> 00:21:03.559 to. And so I'm like, just can we all just be a little 315 00:21:03.559 --> 00:21:07.920 bit more friendly on the cats? And you know what, and some people 316 00:21:07.920 --> 00:21:11.640 are just gonna be that way. I got one more. Let me see. 317 00:21:11.640 --> 00:21:15.960 I can find it here. It was there a minute ago. I 318 00:21:15.000 --> 00:21:22.880 promise it was no. Okay, give me a second. It is worth 319 00:21:22.880 --> 00:21:25.400 it because it is. It is a good email. It's a good solid 320 00:21:25.440 --> 00:21:27.799 email. Jenny, Okay, good solid em. You found it? No 321 00:21:29.240 --> 00:21:37.680 still looking so okay, god son of a Okay, I found it. 322 00:21:37.839 --> 00:21:40.880 Good morning, Dave, Jenny Bailey, Drake, no matter, love you 323 00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:45.160 all. I'm not sure what April's why. April's email yesterday, the one 324 00:21:45.160 --> 00:21:49.039 putting gen Z's and Alpha, really rubbed me the wrong way. For context, 325 00:21:49.039 --> 00:21:52.119 I'm near the same age as April, and her question of whatever happened 326 00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:57.160 to individuality is laughable to me. Did she not go to school in the 327 00:21:57.200 --> 00:22:03.240 same generation as I did. Sure we didn't have stan Lee's or Lululemon, 328 00:22:03.359 --> 00:22:07.440 but we are forgetting the camelback water bottles, the pink yoga pants, the 329 00:22:07.480 --> 00:22:14.559 Hollister fur lined sweatshirts, Abercrombie if you're lucky, And what about all the 330 00:22:14.559 --> 00:22:18.039 trends that came before ours that were inspired by our Paris generation? The gauchos? 331 00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:22.640 Are we forgetting gauchos? I digress goucha. They're just kids going through 332 00:22:22.680 --> 00:22:26.039 the same motions we did. We didn't want to hear from the from old 333 00:22:26.079 --> 00:22:30.519 bags like ourselves, putting us down. I just felt like it was uncalled 334 00:22:30.519 --> 00:22:33.519 for. I think it's great she found her individuality earlier in life, but 335 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:37.559 that's not exactly how high school goes for the rest of us. Even so, 336 00:22:37.640 --> 00:22:41.240 I imagine her inner circle had their own trends they followed, and there's 337 00:22:41.279 --> 00:22:45.799 nothing wrong with that. I just think that as adults, it's not our 338 00:22:45.920 --> 00:22:49.359 job to put down the generations younger than us. They are literal children. 339 00:22:49.880 --> 00:22:52.960 We didn't appreciate it when boomers did it to us, and that leaves a 340 00:22:53.079 --> 00:22:59.279 toxicity the generations with the generations to this day. Instead, it'd be better 341 00:22:59.359 --> 00:23:02.119 to lead by ample, give them a little chuckle when they do something cringy 342 00:23:02.119 --> 00:23:04.599 that reminds of our youth. Don't get me wrong, I'm not thirty yet, 343 00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:07.920 I still have youth. I don't know rant over. I suppose let's 344 00:23:07.960 --> 00:23:11.480 be nice to other people's kids while we do our best to raise kind, 345 00:23:11.519 --> 00:23:15.519 respectful humans of our own, who will eventually find their own path as we 346 00:23:15.680 --> 00:23:19.119 all do. Any hoodle, I've never heard that before. I hope you 347 00:23:19.160 --> 00:23:23.680 have a dart licking great day. Thanks for all the laughs, Dominique, 348 00:23:25.519 --> 00:23:30.279 Dominique, we went everything from individuality to anal advice today. I think we 349 00:23:30.319 --> 00:23:36.319 covered a wide spectrum of entertaining issues. There is no emergency poop stories today 350 00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:40.160 and no complaints about how the podcast doesn't work right, so I think it 351 00:23:40.240 --> 00:23:44.000 was good. That's good. If we missed anything or you want to comment 352 00:23:44.119 --> 00:23:48.599 everything from individuality to anal advice. We'd love to hear from you. Send 353 00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:52.160 your emails to Ryan's show at KDWB dot com. I won't be on the 354 00:23:52.160 --> 00:23:55.799 next couple of Minnesota goodbyes, so maybe you want to talk about me, 355 00:23:56.240 --> 00:23:59.359 and Jenny and Drake can talk shit about me while I'm not here. Okay, 356 00:23:59.480 --> 00:24:02.720 we don't do that. At least I was on the record, not 357 00:24:02.759 --> 00:24:07.559 on the record exactly. And that is it for the Minnesota goodbye. Thank 358 00:24:07.640 --> 00:24:12.319 you for listening. Send your emails to Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.