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Dude, Welcome to four figure discap, the podcast where we always have

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CHACUOZI is just for our dogs.
This week we hit to review episode J

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A B F A zero seven.
It is Springfield. Up, I am

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danu, I am guying. Oh, you've just put a smile of a

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no ill thinking about to jet the
dog in a jacuzzie. I think,

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I mean hopefully enjoying it a lot
more than Sanders little helped it did.

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Not enjoying it and all cruelty.
My top thing of this episode, or

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just that scene in particular, is
like killing dolphins and not looking after the

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dog. I don't like this at
all. No, I'm not sure the

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Simpsons are taking to wealth all that
well, but it seems like the kind

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of things that rich people would do. It does, yeah, well,

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behind behind every fortune is a great
crime, as you say. But I'm

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sure that Jack would have a very
nice time in a in a in a

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hot tub, I hope. So
I'm picturing he hates bath, So he

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hates bu I think he's had a
proper bath in like a year. He

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refused, I can tell he just
refuses to get in the shower, just

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hates it. But you get to
the beach or whatever. He's fine because

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he's in control. Natural dog.
Yeah, I know what it is about

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dogs. I love swimming, but
its getting clean. He hates getting cleaned.

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It's like Alliott, just throw him
into the ocean. Well, the

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thing is, we've worked it out
and we've cracked the coat, and how

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to get him into the bath is
just go crazy with the bubble bath.

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There's ship loads of bubbles in there. He'll stay in there for an hour.

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He just loves it. Won't get
out of the bath. He cracks

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the ships to get out. Up
until now it's just been like, dude,

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dangle lollies over the bath and have
him like dive in for it in

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order to get him in there.
But now he's actually bathing, which is

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good. This is what Lobly Louise
does to me to have a shower.

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Yeah, helf over the bar,
you know what I mean? Actual snickers

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do that when I want to knock
nickel off. What's that sneakers? Because

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that well exactly it's choffle the nuts. But how you do it? Anyway,

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I'm doing all right, Yes,
feeling pretty good about life. Amazon

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updates. So basically you tell me
off air, right, So I think

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it was on going down to South
Pike. I think it was yes,

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talking about the recent shenanigans that have
been going down with Amazon and how you

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you're going for the triple the triple
threat, aren't you the Triple Crown or

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Triple threat? On four figured discap? Oh, that's right, it's triple

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threat. But the ups the The
basic story this was I placed an order

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on Amazon during Black Friday, summer
Monday for a nice pair of jeans,

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and I don't know, Amazon tracking
usually pretty good, but they were saying,

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oh, we're not sure when this
is going to arrive. It might

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arrived by this date, but maybe
not. And I wasn't getting updates or

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anything like. That's just dawned me
though. You didn't give much time Black

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the twenty first, that's true,
that's true. I think I maybe waited

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like a day, was waited four
days. Well, we talked about as

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well delivering. You just were positively
orgasmic about they're gonna bring it up our

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house next day. It happened today, like I literally ordered something last night

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as I was going to bed,
order something last night, and it came

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on Shome today. So there you
go. You know what I'm talking about.

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Yeah, but anyway, I'd ordered
these genes. They didn't arrive on

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time, and I'm getting the feeling
I don't know if these are lost in

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the system or whatever. Yeah,
but let's contact one of our friends at

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Amazon HQ and see what we can
find out. The very helpful person said,

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oh, look, really sorry about
that. Yeah, we seem to

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have lost track of it. Tell
you what, We'll refound your money.

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And because the genes have gone up
in priced since you ordered them, here's

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a thirty dollars gift card. Doesn't
make sense to me, No to me,

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but I'm gonna roll with it.
Apologize to who's hearing this story for

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the second time. If you've listened
to this podcast, it was just as

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fascinating. It's the gift that keeps
on giving. But here's the update.

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Yeah, yeah, I'd received an
update not from Amazon for the astraya post

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saying your thing's a arriving, And
I'm like, damn, you know,

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got the money back, free money, got a gift got on top of

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that, and I might be getting
the item that I ordered. Jeff may

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have paid you to have these jeans. That's correct. Jeff might be paying

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to clothe me. But then I'm, like I said on the other podcast,

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I'm like Zuckerberg at the end of
the Social airp and I'm just refreshing,

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refreshing. Where is it? It's
just us in life now, just

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refreshing, refreshing. It really is, because you can get that it's on

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its way, but it needs to
switch over to it's coming today. It's

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like it's like Christmas every day.
Yeah, so actually it's specially be coming

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today, is it? Well?
No, No, that was the other

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day, wasn't it. It was
Tuesday? No. No, Another package

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arrived because I've ordered something else,
but this one said oh, you'll be

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getting this on the twelfth, And
again with the tracking, it was like,

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yeah, it's not saying that it's
it's it's you never got it.

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Yeah. Yeah, so I've received
this other package. I mean, and

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I saw the guy coming. I
said, that looks small. But anyways,

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I and I'm like, this is
a book that I was really looking

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forward to as well. I'm like, it's pretty good, I guess,

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but now I don't know. It's
it's a adds a little bit of spice

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steel, it springs a little bit
of salt and pepper on the everyday existence

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that you know there's a package out
there with my name on it. I

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may get it, I may not, you know, I mean, one

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of these days I'll just be sitting
around the house going wearing the same old

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pants and then knock, knock,
knock, he's appearing new pitts that I'd

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forgotten all the pet You has the
door, that man not wearing no pets.

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I think you've been waiting for these. I am misplaced in my pants.

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I'm just going to answer the door
in the tower from there to grocery

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grocery bags. I'm mixed up.
You know, we'll have to speak.

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I'm all wearing a towel and I've
misplaced my pants. Both both top quality

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gags. But that's the upshot triple
threat. You a double feature I am,

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indeed I am. I'm a double
feature creature in that I've got almost

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everything I ordered from our favorite online
retailer, friend of the pot of Amazon.

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But but they did at least give
you money. They did. You're

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gonna get a freaking gift card you
were hoping to get from their serve.

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Maybe this was it it as well
there because the universe works itself out,

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mate. It's a self regulating or
we did. We're giving Amazon a lot

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of airtime, recent lot. It
consumes your life, mate, and yours

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to some degree. I buy some
stuff and then I go outside new pants.

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I would we would to a sanitary
party on the weekend. I did.

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Yes, a friend of the Lovely
Luids and a friend of mine.

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If I'm going to be saying this, I had her. She's of a

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certain age, more my age than
your age. Fit. There's a subtle

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clue in there, anyone who wants
to pick it up. But yeah,

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Karlie, very nice person, through
a very nice party which was Zenadu themed

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because she loved the movie when she
was growing up. And then she'll we

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watched it and went ooh, it
was great. Because her husband, Mitchell,

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I think, is a top guy, not Mitch Grint. Also we

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see he's the top guy, so
he's not either defended. The movie,

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guys are gonna be so much fun. By the way, next movie,

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guys, we're gonna be all in
the same room. I just feel like

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the vibe would be better and I
make the editing fucking easier. Jesus Christ.

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The connection issues between yourself, myself
and him. Sometimes it's all over

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the shop. It certainly is.
Yeah, I mean it's I think it's

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easy when there's two people, even
when you're not in the same room.

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But yeah, wrangling three distinct voices, particularly when one of them is me

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and one of them is Mitch.
Yeah, that's that's an ask. But

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it looks like you guys have voted
for the patrons. By the way,

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I you're a supporter of ours on
patroon, you get to vote for what

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movie view review for movie Guys.
It looks like it's going to be jingle

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all the way. I am in
shock, which was not half which was

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not But look, because I said
to me, I'm like, I'm looking

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forward to going back and just poking
fun at the ridiculousness of the film.

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You know, I don't want to
sort of, you know, shove my

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hand too much and sign up and
get the Movie Guys podcast because it'll be

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fun. Just you know, there
was this stage where we were basically ignoring

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the fact that the most well built
man on the planet. We'd sort of

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run out of scenarios where he's like
he's a killer robot from the future,

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or he's you know, coming to
the Barbari and he's like, he's an

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average guy in suburbia who wants to
get a toy for his kids, like

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that was his choice, onsuming you
absolutely like, I'm not buying this kindergarten

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cop. He's still kind of like
a tough guy net though, wasn't he

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Yeah, yeah, kidding, Udon
copp. The comedy is that you know

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he's hard, but he's also you
know, looking after kids, whereas this

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is gonna like you're watching it like
this could be anyone. They're trying,

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you're trying to act his. It's
almost like, you know, it's a

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Jamie Jamie I remember, like Jamie
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you know, I think it again. We're sort of jumping ahead. I

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think it would be It would be
hilarious if Phil, like Great Phil happened

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and Arnold had sort of swapped rolls
because Jamie and Arnold being like because yeah,

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and then Arnold's sort of being the
the uber manho is kind of like

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your wives cookies. But yeah,
that would be hilarious but also very kind

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of like cliche. It'd be tough
guy being the one that's swinging the wife

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where I just feel like Phil Harton
was just so perfectly made for that role.

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Though that's true. I mean,
yeah, there's a great joy in

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the fact that Arnold is kind of
in that Phil is kind of one upping

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the old alpha male and just the
cuddle of his wife and the Yeah.

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All right, so that enough talking
about that, because we could talk about

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Jim all the way and you never
know what scrooged or what else. I

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chose Miraicle on thirty fourth straight.
Could could be a late comer. Yeah,

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or when you're closing the pole to
Sorrow you go all the ways of

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like fifty four percent. Come on, see this guy there in the back

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anyway, but we'll do that.
How did we get to talking about that

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about Mitch and movie guy? Oh
yeah, Carly's just a refresh party,

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such a pressure memory. We were
talking about the party that I'd ended on

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the weekend Carl's husband, Mitch got
his head. I wanted to do for

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the first only it sucks. It's
not a good movie. It's like I

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wish I had an animal and a
lot of people in the crab go.

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It's not a great movie. But
yeah, we're all having kind of fun

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and he also blew his wife's birth
month because I mean that they're they were

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holding a party like six months later. Oh okay, yeah, and he

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said, why was she doing that? I think she wanted to have it

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outside, okay, because I've got
a fairly nice place and they set up

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the garden very nicely because it's like
a monumental age. So you're having it

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yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. Oh you know when

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when Galli had her birthday in Junior
heard us like Joly and then he talked

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about a date that they hadn'ts like, we don't have been going out for

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a few months we were married.
It's just like, oh, Mitch,

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because everyone loves Mitch's a top guy. And then Gai made a very sweet

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speech. So well, no,
that was good. It was a very

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it was a very nice time,
except I was getting eaten a live by

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mosquitos. Oh yeah, and I
was next to a nice fellow. But

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he was constantly saying, yeah,
Mosquitos never bothered me. Oh they never

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talk about it, like, yeah, well they're treating motherfucking says the buffet

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Nicola. When she gets a bit
of my mosquito, she like flares right

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up, like I'm talking like,
you know, giant cookie shaped. Oh

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but you know, they just go, yeah, she's led you to everything,

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that woman, I led you to
everything except you Exceptano's good eleven.

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So yeah, that was my weekend. How have you been? Hasn't been

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well again? So that's why I
think we mentioned last week. That's why

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we recorded a week a day later. Maybe we didn't say on the actual

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show, but Jet wasn't well last
it was he and that's correct. I

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took him so our man Michael bout
the vet right. We love this guy,

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so I took him to front of
the pod. I took him to

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the vet right, and the Vet
was like, all right, it's going

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to cost you know, for the
first injection that he needs for his authorise.

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Sixty seven dollars is going to come
back for the first four weeks,

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but it's gonna be one hundred and
ten dollars for the first three times.

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On top of that, because we
have the page to be seen, so

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it's going to be about, you
know, nearly two hundred dollars a pop,

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so about six hundred bucks for the
first three weeks, but then after

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that it's only going to be about
sixty seven dollars each for each injection.

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I was like, okay, cool, the time's going to be six hundred

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bucks for three weeks. Caught up
Michael's vett, He's like, yeah,

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just cut. He's in his receptions, is like, yep, you'll bring

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the injection meeting on Sunday. I'm
like, cool, get there there for

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about an hour waiting for my turn
because there's lots of people there obviously.

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Well, he's like the doctor's borders
of Pets. Yeah, and everyone comes

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to see him at his at his
van. Yeah. Yeah, So he

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comes there and it sounds shunk,
but I'm telling you, like, it's

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the greatest thing. Guess the jet
no appearance fee of course, because he's

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the man. How much you reckon
you charge me? I'm fifteen dollars,

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I was gonna say twenty Yeah,
so unpleasantly said even more pleasant, fifteen

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dollars. What can we get this
guy for Christmas? I have to give

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him something, right, Let's do
something for me because he literally it's going

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to cost me sixty dollars where it
would have cost me to the eight hundred

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you had the vet. That's mental, right, A good vet is worth

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their weight in motherfucking platinum. Yeah, so let's shout out to all the

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good vets out there, particularly a
man Michael for looking after Jet as well

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as he is. Because I'm like, you're taking a breakut of Christmas because

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he goes, you have to come
each week up for the next month before

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you have to get for the first
month, you have to have a weekly

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and then it's every three months for
these injections. Right, He's like,

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I'll wait this a week. I'm
like, what a fucking legend. He's

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even coming like Christmas week? Does
he have like a big white beard and

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a red suit. It's kind of
like a little bit bushy than yours,

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kind of but not a big redsuit. But he's He's just a legend.

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I'm in love with this guy.
He sounds fantastic. Yeah yeah, what

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a good man. Yeah yeah,
So I highly recommend if you ever in

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the Geelong area you need a vet. Michael Bell seven from seven am avalon

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Raceway in his absolute fucking legend sounds
sketchy. We know it's not, though,

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trust Michael, it is not.
So that was my weekend. I

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was just just back on the men. Now he's got him. Literally,

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he went to the vet, right, because he had this little little spell.

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Went to the vet. He was
and he recovered. She gave him

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these tablets right for like the painkillers, and they were the wrong tablets,

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and she gave him ointment. Right, this is the kicker. I took

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him to the vet. She gave
him ointment for his eyes because he conjunctivitis.

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Right. The cream was human cream
they can just get from the chemist.

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She changed me four times. What
it can gefin? I did obviously

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look at She put a big giant
sticker over it that says, you know,

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for animal use only keep out of
rich your children over the actual guide

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for I've given this to kids three
years and over, please use it like

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this. It was human cream from
the chemist. Excuse me. She changed

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me seventy dollars for it, and
it's like twenty three dollars at the chemist.

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I think you need to who do
you contact these days scams like this?

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I was like, what, Nicholas
like, this is the cream that

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I used? And I was like, no, no, it says for

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animal saw. She ripped the sticker
off. She's like, that's the same.

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She got the box out for Nicholas
used. Yeah, she got the

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box out of the pantries, like
it's the same one. I'm like,

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are you fucking kidding me? They
just cream, They could just go and

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bite themselves from the chemist conduct the
worst. The painkillers made him completely dehydrated

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and he couldn't sit still. And
he was like, oh, I was

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up to like five am one night
because he couldn't sit still in his pant

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and he's moving around. He's restless, and Michael said, he goes,

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oh, you should shouldn't give you
those. He didn't need those at all,

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he would have been fine. I'm
like, so I paid all this

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money for nothing. I know,
I sound like conspiracy theorist about vets.

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I know there's probably a million,
no probably this is what. There's five

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percent of vets. Probably no good, this is one of them. Yeah,

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exactly. I'm not saying that bad
again. No, but but that

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was my weekend. Besides that,
that's just been fucking hot, and I've

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just been trying to keep cool.
Certainly has been there. Yeah, I

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mean I was watching the car and
I caught a glimpse of herself in the

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in the rearview mirror. I'm like, oh my god, I'm literally melting.

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The elephant man sweating like Rogerie.
But it was incredible. How about

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that movie terrify me as a kid, The Elephant Man. It was just

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on TV when I was flicking through
once and it's like that scene came in

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and I was like, I didn't
realize as a kid that he wasn't he

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was wearing makeup and shots. That's
what the guy looked like. Just get

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the funk out of me. I'm
sure I've told the story about you know,

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my folks taking me see The Elephant
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about like ten or eleven years old. If you did, I don't remember.

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Oh, stay cheapest spring for that. We'll get to it, and

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we'll get it a little while after. You know, Dan to one guy

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just sort of, you know,
talked ship. Yeah. I would have

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been, yeah, about ten or
eleven years old, and Bob and Margaret

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were either trying to expand my artistic
horizons or more likely too cheap to spring

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for a sit up. So what's
his name? John? The guy played

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him John, John hurt John hurts
it. Yeah, he had the alien

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come out of his chest. Yeah, in alien. So we went to

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see The Elephant Man. At what
point were you just like, well,

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I mean, because that was what
you call a sense the kid and means

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i'd cry the drop of a hat. Yeah, oh yeah, I mean

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I still but I think at that
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think Bob was a bit worried actually, because I'd be like they'd have that

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you know, little harp seals and
how they sort of clubbed them to get

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that's sad ship that said. I
remember saying that was just like, oh,

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that's so sad, and I got
really emotional about it at the point

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where I was like, even,
I know this is embarrassing, but I

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can't stop. But yeah. We
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you know, I was budding film
nerd and all that kind of stuff and

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realized, wow, this is really
quite well made and moving and all this.

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Elepha Man like shit. They're treating

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that poor bastard really badly. And
there's a point in it which I'm sure

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you remember. He's set up shop
at the hospital. Everyone's reading him very

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nicely, very respectfully. But the
circus that used to where he was the

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attraction, Yeah, yeah, they
find him and like the guy who used

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to just treat him terribly, comes
in and tries to you know, brings

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in a couple of street walkers,
and they basically have a party in the

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Elephant Man's room and he's built this
lovely modelist church and they just fucking smash

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it. They try to make him
drink and everyone's just like, oh,

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he's so ugly. And I'm like, this is the worst fucking thing I've

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ever seen. Because I hold the
mirror in front of his basically he's never

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seen him because at the hospital they
covered him the mirror. We see his

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screens when he sees himself. Yeah, I was like, oh my god.

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I mean, Elephant Man is like
legitimately one of I mean, I

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remember thinking I walked out of that's
him going, I'm different from when I

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walked in, because I thought this
is an incredible work of art and it

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makes me feel things I've never felt
more. But the same time was also,

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this is traumatizing because he knew it
was like partially true. Ye yeah

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yeah. Directed by David Lynch,
one of the great filmmakers of all time.

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So sorry that story went on for
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for the med guys Elephant Man.
That'll be a fun one. It was

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like, can we do space jam
with Lebron? The general theme is movies

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that fucked You up? But Springfield
ups. Honestly, I went into this

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having slight memories of it. I
remember being like a different concept. But

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I feel like from the get go
it adorned to me that this has to

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be treated as a non canon episode. Yeah, because margin Homer met at

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high school, right or they started
dating in high school, like you never

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saw much for the first time until
suddenly to the way we was right then

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they broke sort of like the reck
condit and had they had their first kiss

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at camp. I guess they didn't
remember the kiss. They didn't know who

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they were, So that was at
the way we weren't this one here they're

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just at the same school. Yeah, it's almost just like taking It's like,

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we want to do this concept of
the UP series and just do it

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in Springfield, and they're just which
is it's a pretty fun idea. Yeah.

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Yeah. So, I mean I
don't blame them from breaking from Cannon

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or continuity or anything like that.
That's not cannon, but it's just you

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have to you can't be annoyed at
these things. It's just like I just

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chewed it as non canon. You
know, I think where we were thirteen

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episodes into season eighteen, We've got
a lot of episodes under the belt here.

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So I think at this stage,
if you're in for the long haul,

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you're probably going, Okay, I'm
going to accept this, this,

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this, this, and this about
life in Springfield and life for the Simpson

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family. I'm going to hold these
is as as gospel as canon. Anything

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else. We can sort of play
a bit fast and loose with I's yeah,

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yeah, So, and like I
said, when you've got a concept

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like let's revisit these characters every eight
years and see how their lives are changed

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and all that kind of stuff.
Have you seen a series that it's based

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on I have. Yeah. I
mean, I'm not sure if they still

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make them. The guy that made
he passed away. Yeah, he was

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a very good filmmaker. Who Yeah, he passed away a few years ago,

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I think, and wonder belief it
was he passed away? Was it

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two thousand and one? The feeling
was somewhere in the twenty tens. Michael

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had passed away in twenty twenty one, Okay, so oh yeah, yeah,

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So it was very recent Yeah,
now I've seen a few of them

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because yeah, his series was the
Seven Up series. He started with a

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group of English school children sixty four
at the age of seven. Yeah,

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so they made it to sixty four
or sixty three, So the first film

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was titled Seven Up. Yeah,
so the first one was in sixty four,

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So in sixty four, that's when
he started filming them. Yeah,

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what I forgot when I forgot when
I sort of checked out of them.

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But there was a really moving one. It was maybe around thirty five,

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ye, because we've got forty two
up in ninety eight with that been it,

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maybe yeah, but I certainly remember
the thirty five one because I think

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this was the one that really stuck
with me because there was a little boy

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named Neil who was kind of like, not the breakout star of it,

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but he was like this very precocious
little boy, but very charming. I

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was like, Oh, this kid, could you know, not this the

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other kids. Oh, this kid
could really be someone. You know,

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He's got that little spark about him. And by the time we reached thirty

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he clearly had some mental health issues
and then he was living in a van

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all this kind of stuff, and
you know he had great potential, but

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you know, the demon sort of
got the best of him in some way.

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You can have all the potential in
the world, but you need the

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right direction of people around you.
Yeah, but everyone sort of rallied around

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him up to see him in thirty
five ars, and I think he got

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a bit of help, I believe, So I hope that's the case.

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But I do remember that everyone's kind
of like, oh, it was just

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lovable. I'm sorry this has happened
to him, but you know, hopefully

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he can find his way. So
thirty five Up was in ninety one.

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Yeah, yeah, I think first
of all, it's just a really interesting

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social experiment. Australia has done a
similar thing, really. Yeah. The

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filmmaker Gillian Armstrong who made my brilliant
career and she made a terrific version of

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Little Women in the nineties. She
did a similar thing with maybe a trio

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of friends from Sydney, sort of
catching them at a very young age and

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then in their teenage years early adults. I want to say, one of

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them is called smokes and Lollies.
Okay, yeah, but I've only seen

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bits and pieces of those as well. But I mean, yeah, I

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just think it's a fascinating experiment.
There's a quote that I think appted based

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on his movies on, based his
movies on, which was, you know,

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show me the child at seven,
and I'll show you the man,

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I'll show you the person and he
wanted to see. Is that actually the

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case? So you're right, by
the way, Smokes and Lollies was in

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nineteen seventy six. Okay, great, Yeah, And I don't know how

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many Jillian Armstrong made, but I
think there was more. It's certainly more

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than one. That was just the
menu of a canteen at the school.

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Six. Wasn't it very good?
Oh? Dear spring filled up? Yeah?

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I mean, like you said,
I liked the concept of it.

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It was interesting. I'd never heard
of this up series. I just thought

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that it sort of didn't couldn't work
out what it was going to be.

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But are you going to be just
taking the piss out of this or you're

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going to start trying it? Because
it was almost like by the end it

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is like, no, you gotta
treat this like it's cannon and all that.

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All the people around Springfield are saying, oh, no, you know,

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we we love Homer. He's got
a great lif blah blahlah. I'm

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00:25:06.200 --> 00:25:07.519
like, yeah, but none of
the first half makes sense if you're gonna

407
00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:11.319
treat this last half like it's cannon. Yeah, And it sort of became

408
00:25:11.359 --> 00:25:14.720
a how you Homer realizing he's got
a great life story, And I was

409
00:25:14.759 --> 00:25:17.759
like, I don't need this shit. Just just go full full blown with

410
00:25:17.799 --> 00:25:19.200
the concept. Yeah, here's the
thing about it. They could have even

411
00:25:19.240 --> 00:25:22.200
I would have appreciated, like,
treat like I said, treat like non

412
00:25:22.200 --> 00:25:26.759
cannon and show this that the family
and the people in Springfield when they're older

413
00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:30.200
and what they're doing when you jump
ahead even for what happened to Homer when

414
00:25:30.200 --> 00:25:32.440
he's sixty four, you know what
I mean? That kind of keep going

415
00:25:32.480 --> 00:25:33.519
with it. Not a bad idea. Actually, that would have been more

416
00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:38.839
interesting to me. Yeah, what
you're talking about with the the end part

417
00:25:38.920 --> 00:25:44.440
where what's his name, Desmond Declan
Desbert, Yeah, Eric Gidel, Yeah,

418
00:25:44.519 --> 00:25:48.079
Eric Idle, it's just call on
Merry Idol. Cuts together that little

419
00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:52.400
super supercut of everybody likes Homer or
everyone sort of everyone envies Home or likes

420
00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:56.599
Homer, or you can see what
he's got going for him. Yeah,

421
00:25:56.720 --> 00:25:59.559
I was like, this is a
nice ending. I'm not sure I'm buying

422
00:25:59.599 --> 00:26:03.279
it in the context of this whole
thing, but there were bits and pieces

423
00:26:03.359 --> 00:26:04.960
in that little super cup where it's
like, well, this is nice.

424
00:26:06.079 --> 00:26:07.519
I like that very much, and
we'll get to that when we get to

425
00:26:07.559 --> 00:26:11.279
favorite moments as well. So I
thought they've wrapped it up pretty well.

426
00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:15.559
You know, it was like a
Christmas present. It's like I can sort

427
00:26:15.559 --> 00:26:18.000
of tell what's in here, but
you know you've done You've done an admirable

428
00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:22.400
job of trying to wrap it neatly. And it's a slight little nitpick.

429
00:26:22.440 --> 00:26:25.400
I get this listeners, but I
was appreciated if they tried to have put

430
00:26:25.400 --> 00:26:27.160
on like kid voices when they were
eight. I'm like, comic book Guy

431
00:26:27.160 --> 00:26:33.799
just sounds like comic book guy when
he's eight, and sounds like because they

432
00:26:33.799 --> 00:26:37.799
did it with Lenny, Yeah,
Lenny had sort of like a childish yeah,

433
00:26:38.319 --> 00:26:42.240
yeah, yeah. I mean Frank
just sounded like Frank and ad middally,

434
00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:47.160
these are distinctive voices, so they're
going to sound kind of similar,

435
00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:51.079
and I guess they need to do
that for I don't know certain members of

436
00:26:51.079 --> 00:26:53.759
the audience who are like, who's
that character? But yeah, you're right.

437
00:26:53.799 --> 00:26:56.400
I mean, it would have been
good if they'd sort of pitched them

438
00:26:56.400 --> 00:26:59.000
a little bit higher or something like
that. Yeah, but I could have.

439
00:26:59.079 --> 00:27:00.640
Yeah, I'm watching his I don't
care about this story at all.

440
00:27:00.680 --> 00:27:03.400
I just wish they just kept going
with a treater like it were watching the

441
00:27:03.440 --> 00:27:10.000
actual documentary. Yeah, my favorite
What were you favorite moments from the episode?

442
00:27:10.000 --> 00:27:14.119
If you hadn't he I had surprisingly
a few. We know what surprised

443
00:27:14.160 --> 00:27:15.359
me because I came out of this
and I've watched it twice. Right,

444
00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:18.200
I'm like, Okay, I watch
it last timement. Maybe I'm tired of

445
00:27:18.200 --> 00:27:22.119
watching it agains today I'm just like, I have nothing against this, but

446
00:27:22.160 --> 00:27:23.880
I'm just like, I'm just not
really feeling it. Maybe this is something

447
00:27:23.920 --> 00:27:26.839
not quite landing for me. And
then alter the reviews, and all the

448
00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:30.920
reviews were praising how some people saying
that one of the best episodes of the

449
00:27:30.920 --> 00:27:33.599
season. I was like, really, I wouldn't go quite that far.

450
00:27:33.759 --> 00:27:36.359
But having said that, I mean, given that I've liked a lot of

451
00:27:36.359 --> 00:27:38.480
it, I'm getting the feeling that
the episode might be less than some of

452
00:27:38.480 --> 00:27:41.920
its parts. You sort of walk
away down That was okay, I guess,

453
00:27:42.119 --> 00:27:45.720
But then there's a lot of bits
I brought. One thing I did

454
00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:49.000
agree with in retrospect was that someone
was saying the jokes were coming thick and

455
00:27:49.079 --> 00:27:52.079
fast, and I was like,
they really were. I guess there's a

456
00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:55.799
lot of I guess, so a
lot of episodes now aren't necessarily joke heavy.

457
00:27:56.079 --> 00:27:57.200
One it felt like gag heavy,
that's true. I mean, it

458
00:27:57.240 --> 00:28:03.039
did feel like it felt like maybe
the writers were a little bit galvanized by

459
00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:07.039
Eric girls coming to play. These
guys are probably nerds who are like Mundy

460
00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:11.400
Bata, so it's like we better
show them that we can play at the

461
00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:14.200
big boys table, yea, or
the big kids table. So yeah,

462
00:28:14.200 --> 00:28:17.400
there were a lot of this good
like one liners or bits or whatever.

463
00:28:17.440 --> 00:28:21.480
And among that was like Homer's on
the couch and say, you better not

464
00:28:21.519 --> 00:28:25.400
cut to me eight years later because
that would be a devastating edit. It's

465
00:28:25.440 --> 00:28:27.559
like, so yeah, I mean, that's as an edit to yourself,

466
00:28:27.559 --> 00:28:30.039
you know, it's like the joy
of a very precise edit that sort of

467
00:28:30.079 --> 00:28:34.160
shows up someone who's really good.
I dug that we got a crazy cat

468
00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:37.680
lady origin. I like that.
That's one of my favorite moments. I

469
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:40.279
was like, normally don't like when
they give origin stories, but I'm like,

470
00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:41.920
this one just came out of nowhere
and got me. And I also

471
00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:45.839
like to discost one as well,
because you thought it was a sea captain.

472
00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:48.359
That's the thing I wrote down here. Well the seacpt young sea captain

473
00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:53.400
is kind of hunk. Yeah then, oh yeah, I like those two.

474
00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:56.920
They just came out of nowhere,
and I guess they're now canon IFN

475
00:28:56.920 --> 00:29:00.680
know this episode is non cannon,
but I'm just like, don't I felt

476
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:04.039
like they felt believable. Yeah,
absolutely, this woman who had everything going

477
00:29:04.039 --> 00:29:07.599
for and then she just got burnt
out and doing too much and she became

478
00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:17.920
a crazy cat lady. I liked
Home as many side hustles. But when

479
00:29:17.960 --> 00:29:21.799
Margins were talking about he's got his
garage man play, he's got his playdough

480
00:29:21.839 --> 00:29:27.640
theater and already come what erotic carving. Yeah, so I thought that was

481
00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:33.200
a bit of a bit of a
kick. Was not wrong. Return is

482
00:29:33.240 --> 00:29:36.319
a really good title. I don't
quite get it. I don't quite get

483
00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:41.519
it, but it's good. It's
like you're being on there. And also

484
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:47.000
when Homer is singing a song about
Lady Satan and using the term Belzie boobs

485
00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:51.359
is pretty good. I appreciated that, although I thought that was went on

486
00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:56.039
forever after and this is the shortest
episode in the history of the show.

487
00:29:56.279 --> 00:30:00.599
Really, Yeah, it's nice because
it didn't feel that's short of Simpsons episode

488
00:30:00.640 --> 00:30:03.480
of all time at nineteen minutes and
forty nine seconds and I'm like, well

489
00:30:03.480 --> 00:30:07.720
the last three minutes with his him
going set. Yeah, my lead I

490
00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:11.319
wrote up for the Bels and Booms
was like, oh, so you're just

491
00:30:11.400 --> 00:30:15.279
riffing. Yes, so now it's
just down an Eric going roll tape.

492
00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:21.039
Yeah, but I think Yeah,
one of my favorite moments was when is

493
00:30:21.079 --> 00:30:26.519
it during that super cut where Lisa's
saying you touched you went tighter than anyone

494
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:29.599
and no monsters have gotten me yet, Like, very sweet, that is

495
00:30:29.640 --> 00:30:33.039
something you would want to hear from
your daughter. Yes, it's like you

496
00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:36.319
always get me saved from monsters.
I'm almost sort of tearing I'm thinking about

497
00:30:36.319 --> 00:30:37.440
It's like, that's a really sweet
thing to hear. And just even like

498
00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:40.960
bar it's like because when dad's got
no job, he spends more time with

499
00:30:41.000 --> 00:30:42.519
me. I'm like, oh that
is very sweet. Yeah, he's reaching

500
00:30:42.559 --> 00:30:45.440
anything. Oh what's it going to
do? And it's like oh it's a

501
00:30:45.480 --> 00:30:47.680
little hair ruffle. Yeah, I
think it put the bey on his head

502
00:30:47.720 --> 00:30:48.720
and I was like, that would
have really taken away the man. Don't

503
00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:52.960
do it. Yeah, don't do
the season eighteen thing. Yeah, don't

504
00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:56.519
do what Donnie don't does. So
yeah, I liked all those a lot.

505
00:30:56.680 --> 00:30:59.480
What did you eat? You've basically
got you spoil all my Yeah,

506
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:04.519
sorry man, next question you there
eating the beast. It is, of

507
00:31:04.519 --> 00:31:07.640
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508
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522
00:32:06.119 --> 00:32:10.960
with your first question. What is
on Homer's favorite pjs? Ah, it's

523
00:32:10.960 --> 00:32:15.079
eight pairs of the peanut, butter
and jelly correct. Yep. My first

524
00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:16.960
question is when home is doing?
Is one man band in the garage?

525
00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:20.359
There's a sign above the door.
What is it? It's Main Street?

526
00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:25.799
Main Street? Yes? Uh.
The old man ointment that Declin finds in

527
00:32:27.359 --> 00:32:30.119
the house is what no idea?
What is it? It is bull moose

528
00:32:30.240 --> 00:32:35.440
elbow salve. I could use some
of that on my elbows because I'm constantly

529
00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:37.960
editing and like my elbows on the
on the table and it's like because the

530
00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:40.920
other day Hollies like Awi, I'm
like, what happened to your arm?

531
00:32:40.920 --> 00:32:46.839
And I was like, oh shit, I look at a monster. What

532
00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:52.279
was the name of crazy cat?
Lady's cat? Oh, I want to

533
00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:54.519
say Percy, but that's not it. No, nothing like that at all.

534
00:32:54.519 --> 00:32:59.559
Actually, well, it's kind of
like a word you'd say to somebody.

535
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:02.319
It's like they've pissed you off.
You don't calling them a name.

536
00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:07.359
It's usually to a kids like hey, get over here, buster, Buster,

537
00:33:07.519 --> 00:33:12.480
Yes, like a little shithead old
ship, get over here, buster.

538
00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:19.680
Umm. Can you name the two
hounds that that Smither's name checks when

539
00:33:19.680 --> 00:33:24.680
he's going to go pick them up? Minston and ah, fuck me and

540
00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:30.519
my no shadows Shadow of course,
because I should have because that was my

541
00:33:30.599 --> 00:33:35.519
NaN's dogs Shadow and Winston doesn't like
Witster's to sit in the front be getting

542
00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:39.759
along. Yes, my next question
is what are the directions for the grandfather

543
00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:45.160
clock? Oh god, there's so
many Yes. Using the suspension string above

544
00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:47.880
the pendulum leader, hang the pendulum
on the pendulum guide. There's another moment

545
00:33:47.880 --> 00:33:51.920
where felt without Dragon a network,
where Smith's going, ah, yeah,

546
00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:55.440
I'm like, you guys are killing
time, really killing under twenty minutes.

547
00:33:57.160 --> 00:34:01.519
What the fore finger discount was able
to keep it so brief? Yeah?

548
00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:07.960
All right, one last question for
you. What time is the Quimby massage

549
00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:13.079
appointment? Eight am, eight thirty, eight thirty damn, it can be

550
00:34:13.119 --> 00:34:15.840
eight thirty every day. He's cheap, that's correct. And my final one

551
00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:20.519
here is what on Lenny's checks he's
got butterflies stiflies? Correct? Yeah.

552
00:34:20.679 --> 00:34:22.840
I thought they kind of did Lenny
dirty here, but they also sort of

553
00:34:22.840 --> 00:34:25.760
pointed out that he is kind of
boring. Yes, yeah, and you

554
00:34:25.800 --> 00:34:29.239
haven't really been doing anything with him
for like a decade. Now, that's

555
00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:31.840
true. I mean, what do
you primarily remember the two things you think

556
00:34:31.880 --> 00:34:36.000
you remember about Lenny while I do
at least on his relationship to Carl.

557
00:34:36.400 --> 00:34:38.880
And secondly, don't tell anybody how
I live. Yeah, and things haven't

558
00:34:38.880 --> 00:34:43.679
going in his eye? That Oh
that's one. And see the one is

559
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:45.719
his max what I did I did
out of alcohol and anger? No,

560
00:34:45.760 --> 00:34:49.840
that's that was someone else. No
that it sounds like, no, no,

561
00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:51.679
maybe it was him. Yeah,
because he's walking past the guy with

562
00:34:51.719 --> 00:34:53.840
the giant hand. Yeah, yeah
he was. Yeah. I think you're

563
00:34:53.880 --> 00:34:58.840
right. Yeah, it's got because
that I like doing Lenny's voice well,

564
00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:01.360
going up in like the gold in
the nineties, Lenny felt like the normal

565
00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:05.360
person and out of all the bar
flives is like, I think I'm the

566
00:35:05.480 --> 00:35:08.679
Lenny, but he's like the shoulder
of someone to cry. I'm going to

567
00:35:08.719 --> 00:35:12.400
cry on. He's the most reasonable
person. He's not a drunk. He

568
00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:15.320
seems like a nice person. He
doesn't seem like he's got that many demons

569
00:35:15.320 --> 00:35:17.239
to drown at the bar. And
I like hanging out at the bar with

570
00:35:17.320 --> 00:35:20.039
my buddies. It's like you rock
up to her places like, oh,

571
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:21.920
Lenny's here. Fuck yeah, I
have a great time, you know.

572
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:25.519
Norm Now now as they treat him
like he's an annoying widow. Yeah,

573
00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:29.599
and even even Carl is kind of
like, yeah, why am I hanging

574
00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:31.800
out with you? It's like this
is not good. We don't like it,

575
00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:37.280
so now I don't like it.
So. The original air day of

576
00:35:37.400 --> 00:35:40.639
Springfield Up was February eighteenth, two
thousand and seven. It was written by

577
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:45.039
Matt Warburton and directed by Chucked Sheets
and of course guests that Eric Idol as

578
00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:52.599
Declan Desmond, I often have to
chuck sheets. Yeah, you may wonder

579
00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:54.760
why how haven't you change the bed
sheets in your bed? Honestly, I

580
00:35:54.800 --> 00:36:00.719
am trying to do it fortnightly.
Yeah, I do it if you've got

581
00:36:00.719 --> 00:36:02.559
the time to do it, but
I'm probably doing it monthly. So we

582
00:36:02.599 --> 00:36:06.000
have kids and dogs sleeping in the
bed with this, so it's like we

583
00:36:06.079 --> 00:36:08.679
have to change. I have me
in my bed. I have to do

584
00:36:08.719 --> 00:36:15.360
it really frequently. But I was
very much of a mind like one week

585
00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:20.239
towns, one week sheets, one
week towns one week sheets, and it's

586
00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:22.639
like these towns could use a wash
man. These sits are fun. That's

587
00:36:22.679 --> 00:36:27.599
like me where I'm buying like because
it happens with pepsi max. Right,

588
00:36:27.719 --> 00:36:30.599
So one week it's a Safeway's on
special and one week at Coals, one

589
00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:37.320
week at will worsts do you need
to pour figure discut on more tips on

590
00:36:37.360 --> 00:36:39.599
how to beat the system goes down? And I both do this with the

591
00:36:39.639 --> 00:36:44.119
occasional side trick to wealdi. Yeah, and the beauty thing is on Shannon

592
00:36:44.159 --> 00:36:46.679
Avenue that Coals and Wills are relatively
close, so I'll go here for this

593
00:36:46.719 --> 00:36:50.199
ship and here for that ship.
Oh yeah, I've always maken the list

594
00:36:50.239 --> 00:37:00.760
where it's like C and W C
W Network imagine people, these fucking old

595
00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:10.119
bitties. You're clipping coupons too.
The answer is I missed couponsa howlets as

596
00:37:10.119 --> 00:37:13.960
a kid was getting the Hungry Jacks
fucking vouchers in the mail mate, and

597
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:15.400
my name would take us down on
a school holidays. We walk down a

598
00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:17.840
Hungry Jacks and get out fucking two
woppers for three dollars. Oh yeah,

599
00:37:17.840 --> 00:37:21.159
now it's two woppers for like ten
or twelve. They're like, what is

600
00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:23.360
happening here, Well, you gotta
get the app you gotta get Yeah,

601
00:37:23.360 --> 00:37:25.559
there was no vouchers. All they
do do vouchers still, but it's one

602
00:37:25.559 --> 00:37:29.119
sheet. Used to be it used
to be the booklet. The way it

603
00:37:29.199 --> 00:37:30.519
used to be was because hung Ja
vouches in the mail the other day.

604
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:32.639
I couldnt believe. It was just
like a flashback, right, but it's

605
00:37:32.679 --> 00:37:35.920
just like a one sheet and yet
to like cut them out right used to

606
00:37:36.000 --> 00:37:37.599
be a booklet and you flick through
it and be like three of the same

607
00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:39.719
thing, through the same thing,
through the same thing. But like those

608
00:37:39.960 --> 00:37:43.480
those vouchers there, if you used
it, it was like they took it

609
00:37:43.519 --> 00:37:45.360
and you never got to use it
again. So I was like, oh,

610
00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:47.480
we're gonna use it today. I
really want those poppers. I'll do

611
00:37:47.639 --> 00:37:50.599
it, but today now it's just
like I want to use I don't even

612
00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:52.920
actually punt off the vouchers anymore.
I'm just like, yeah, I want

613
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:53.880
to use that vouchers, Like yep, sure, cool, anything else you

614
00:37:53.920 --> 00:37:57.800
want. The don't even asked for
it anymore, isn't the great Well your

615
00:37:57.840 --> 00:38:00.719
hand over a vouchel somewhere and they're
like, it's right, yeah, it's

616
00:38:00.760 --> 00:38:07.239
like powder, the people solid,
we're all in this together. You've got

617
00:38:07.280 --> 00:38:08.559
a couple more days on that one. You can use it again if you

618
00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:13.199
want to, Like, oh well, yeah, right now, thank you.

619
00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:17.840
But the episode kicks off with Declan
Desmond and he's at the school playgrounds,

620
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:22.559
all broken and worn down and suppressing, and he says the thirty two

621
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:25.960
years ago he interviewed the school children
of Springfield, and it cuts to the

622
00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:30.119
black and white. Everything's intact and
looking fresh, and these children around the

623
00:38:30.159 --> 00:38:36.079
gamut of society, rich and poor, black and white. He'll grow into

624
00:38:36.119 --> 00:38:40.039
his looks and forever hideous. My
dad was a circus freak, but my

625
00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:44.239
mom don't remember which one. I
like to think it was a little bit

626
00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:47.679
of all of them love mode sort
of front on smile. Yeah. I

627
00:38:47.760 --> 00:38:52.599
just love that he's like, yeah, my mom married a circus freak or

628
00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:53.960
whatever, my dad was a circus
freak. I one doesn't know which one.

629
00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:58.159
I love a little bit of all
of them. He's so cheerful.

630
00:38:58.239 --> 00:39:00.559
Yeah, but that I really like. Win this episode. Yeah yeah,

631
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:04.079
I mean you didn't get a whole
lot of him. But it wasn't horrible

632
00:39:04.119 --> 00:39:07.400
in anyway, was he No,
No, he was really sweet when Declan

633
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:10.440
showed up at the bar that time, and the gag about you know,

634
00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:15.960
oh, like that's a scrambled porn
channel, that's a shoe add But the

635
00:39:16.000 --> 00:39:20.239
bit we had the various photos of
mo throughout the years, apparently that's a

636
00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:22.800
take on the appearance of Michael Jackson
or something. Oh okay, apparently those

637
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:28.360
Michael Jackson's wearing similar shit. Maybe
I I saw the Okay, I saw

638
00:39:28.400 --> 00:39:30.639
the twenty four one where he's got
the shades on. Yeah he looks pretty

639
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:36.000
cool. Yeah, but he says, yeah, you watch his documentary.

640
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:38.440
You can watch their dreams of like
Muffins in the Rain and his calls it

641
00:39:38.480 --> 00:39:43.519
growing up Springfield, And so everyone
here is this what it was like in

642
00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:45.239
the seventies everything that people want to
do when they grow up. His roadbot

643
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:50.800
related not really, no, no, but I think I think there was

644
00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:54.920
a stage in the seventies, probably
post Star Wars actually, where it's kind

645
00:39:54.920 --> 00:40:00.320
of like, oh, we can
have roubuts you know, you'd watch There

646
00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:02.199
was a TV show called The Curiosity
Show. Have you ever heard of that?

647
00:40:02.320 --> 00:40:06.440
I never heard of it. It
was kind of like sayings for kids.

648
00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:08.480
Have it on Channel nine in the
afternoons. It's kind of like,

649
00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:12.159
yeah, over and get to this, how we can get the wacky races

650
00:40:12.239 --> 00:40:15.280
or you know, get smart.
But it'd be like, here's what's going

651
00:40:15.320 --> 00:40:17.559
to happen in the future, and
you could be part of it and occasionally

652
00:40:17.679 --> 00:40:22.440
have like some very makeshift robot on
or whatever. I remember robot was when

653
00:40:22.440 --> 00:40:25.480
I was a kid. And also
computers were starting to sort of gather a

654
00:40:25.559 --> 00:40:30.360
little bit of speed a computer and
Willy Wonka, Oh yeah, that's right,

655
00:40:30.400 --> 00:40:37.440
the giant fucking thing. So yeah, I mean, I won't necessarily,

656
00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:39.920
I don't necessarily think it was kind
of like we're all going to be

657
00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:45.000
working with or for robots in the
future, but there was certainly a little

658
00:40:45.039 --> 00:40:49.960
bit of like the future is underway
and it's going to be fun as were

659
00:40:49.960 --> 00:40:52.800
in the future, as opposed to
now, which is going I said you

660
00:40:52.800 --> 00:40:55.719
a link last night. Did you
watch that Frank Sinatra singing. I haven't

661
00:40:55.760 --> 00:40:59.320
had a chance to yet because I'm
like, I know you don't watch the

662
00:40:59.360 --> 00:41:00.360
links that I send to you,
but I still send them anyway. It's

663
00:41:00.440 --> 00:41:02.679
kind of like I know someone sending
out a Christmas card and I'm never going

664
00:41:02.760 --> 00:41:07.679
to open it. It's like a
letter from prison. It's the guy's seen

665
00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:08.519
it. It never responds or gives
like a thumbs up, and I'm like,

666
00:41:08.519 --> 00:41:12.639
he's not gonna look at that.
Think I looked at the time you're

667
00:41:12.639 --> 00:41:15.000
saying it was something like twelve thirty
and I was editing. Yeah, I

668
00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:19.360
was probably in bed. Saw it
was one where around. But your Twitter,

669
00:41:19.400 --> 00:41:22.960
like five minutes prior, hashtag about
to watch fucking Big Trouble Little China.

670
00:41:23.159 --> 00:41:29.199
This is completely un But sometimes it's
like I'm about to go to better

671
00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:30.119
like two am, and guys like
hashtag you about to watch this, and

672
00:41:30.119 --> 00:41:34.960
I'm like, why are you up? Why are you watching this now?

673
00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:43.119
No kids? But I sent you
a link to AI Where is My Mind?

674
00:41:43.119 --> 00:41:45.920
By the Pixies. I was blown
away by how real it sounds.

675
00:41:45.960 --> 00:41:49.159
And I'm like, I see,
I'm all for AI. You know,

676
00:41:49.400 --> 00:41:51.679
I'm all about it. You know, I know you're scared of it.

677
00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:54.039
But like getting to hear this guy
cover this person, I'm like, it's

678
00:41:54.119 --> 00:41:59.559
fucking cool man that that. Look. There's a Freddie Mercury quote right where

679
00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:00.800
he says, I don't care what
you do with my music, just don't

680
00:42:00.800 --> 00:42:04.320
make it boring. It's a very
good point by Freddy. So like,

681
00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:08.320
I don't feel bad watching Freddie Mercury
AI covers because it's like you wouldn't care.

682
00:42:08.679 --> 00:42:14.079
That's true because he's dead. Yeah, I just feel like at this

683
00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:16.920
stage, I'm sort of like I'm
running very fast to keep ahead of AI.

684
00:42:19.800 --> 00:42:23.079
If I can just make it till
you know, I'm sixty five or

685
00:42:23.199 --> 00:42:25.320
something, I'm going to play it
now. You can listen to it through

686
00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:28.559
the headphones, the face nay thing. Just quickly, all right, okay,

687
00:42:29.559 --> 00:42:38.920
with your feet on your head on
the mine, try this straight and

688
00:42:39.239 --> 00:42:46.800
spin it. Yeah, your head
with coloms. But there's nothing in it

689
00:42:47.239 --> 00:42:55.159
in your last yourself. Where is
mine? Mine? Where is mine mine?

690
00:42:55.599 --> 00:43:25.760
Where is mine? Well? Yeah, in the water see it's I'm

691
00:43:25.760 --> 00:43:29.320
watching his face as I showed him, and he's like, I don't want

692
00:43:29.360 --> 00:43:32.039
to say that it's good because it
scares me a little bit. But that

693
00:43:32.199 --> 00:43:36.960
sounds fucking bang on, like Frank
Sinatra, right, and and the arrangement

694
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.599
arrangements everything. Yeah, that's that's
pretty good. I think it's probably the

695
00:43:39.639 --> 00:43:43.159
best AI cover thing I've ever seen
a line. And here's the thing,

696
00:43:43.239 --> 00:43:45.360
here's the thing. We're at this
stage now, you know, it just

697
00:43:45.360 --> 00:43:49.360
started. Imagine what's going to be
like in like two years when Elliott's my

698
00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:51.760
age. Can you imagine what it's
gonna be like? Well, do you

699
00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:54.599
think there'll be such a I don't
care for real, dad, I want

700
00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:59.239
AI Dad. Do you think people
will actually like the the art of acting,

701
00:43:59.280 --> 00:44:00.960
will have an existing more or do
you think they'll just scan someone's face

702
00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:06.039
and make movies with it. Yeah? I mean, I think the Actors'

703
00:44:06.119 --> 00:44:08.440
Union and the Writers' Union really fought
tooth and claw this time around. It's

704
00:44:08.440 --> 00:44:10.360
going to mean nothing in twenty years, and don't reckon. I don't think

705
00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:15.760
it is. But then I honestly
think that they're thinking about themselves and like

706
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:17.079
their life span and how they're going
to make their money, but that it's

707
00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:21.400
like that's a future generation problem.
Yeah, it is. It is.

708
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:27.000
Everything's becoming so much more interactive now
that Yeah, it's it's going to reach.

709
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:30.159
It's going like Netflix and it's like
Netflix games and shit like alix o

710
00:44:30.239 --> 00:44:31.320
yea, let's like choose your own
adventure and it's kind of ship and they're

711
00:44:31.320 --> 00:44:36.000
like, what is happening? Yeah, I mean I think games are to

712
00:44:36.000 --> 00:44:40.400
say this generation Sayen and gen Z
and whatever generation comes there, which I

713
00:44:40.400 --> 00:44:45.320
think it's been called Generation Alpha.
Games are to them what movies were to

714
00:44:45.400 --> 00:44:47.000
us. You know, it's like, wow, we get to watch these

715
00:44:47.159 --> 00:44:51.519
cool looking people do stories and it's
like, well, they get to actually

716
00:44:51.519 --> 00:44:53.280
be in the story and dictated according
to how I please. And by the

717
00:44:53.320 --> 00:44:58.199
way, I get to have a
love scene with the Sidney Sweeney like okay,

718
00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:04.280
looks like you win, kidn I'm
just stroking it to Michelle Favor,

719
00:45:04.559 --> 00:45:08.719
I think you won. Striking.
Now, there was a kid in this

720
00:45:08.760 --> 00:45:10.920
scene here, by the way,
when all the table is drawing or whatever,

721
00:45:10.960 --> 00:45:13.960
who looked like Art GARFUNKL. Did
you see him? He was at

722
00:45:13.960 --> 00:45:15.960
the end of the table. Yeah, we've seen that kid before. Were

723
00:45:16.000 --> 00:45:20.800
like in early episodes with the curly
hair. I thought it was not a

724
00:45:20.880 --> 00:45:22.760
kid in early episodes, because this
is meant to be kids. Oh that's

725
00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:25.559
true. Yeah, you're thinking of
Lewis, I think, But is this

726
00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:30.000
I thought it might have been the
guy who was at the like the the

727
00:45:30.119 --> 00:45:32.280
end of the prom or whatever.
He was like the class clown. Who

728
00:45:32.320 --> 00:45:39.000
was that Guy's right? I love
that guy. But Lenny here is very

729
00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:43.400
dull. He's got a birthday dinosaur
cake and everyone that's a fine cake.

730
00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:45.039
Lennie, I'll say yes. And
he said he didn't watch any more film

731
00:45:45.079 --> 00:45:51.079
on the Kid after that. Barney
Carr wishes for well peace, Barney wishes

732
00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:54.360
for World war and that'd be much
cooler. And then Homer wishes he's gonna

733
00:45:54.360 --> 00:45:57.559
be richer than anybody when he's older. He's gon to own a FOOTBA team

734
00:45:57.599 --> 00:45:59.280
and a baseball team and make them, no, a football team and a

735
00:45:59.280 --> 00:46:01.159
basketball team and make them play play
baseball. Yeah not, I like Michael

736
00:46:01.239 --> 00:46:06.360
Jordan. No. Now, Clancy
Wigham's time to wait. Tune into the

737
00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:08.440
movie guys. We can hear a
space jam. Yes, Space Jam review.

738
00:46:08.480 --> 00:46:10.719
It was a lot of fun,
so Clancy Wigan by the way,

739
00:46:10.760 --> 00:46:14.239
if you're a top tier supporter of
ours on pageon, you get to watch

740
00:46:14.280 --> 00:46:17.079
us through the show live. That's
true. Watch a guy pick his nose,

741
00:46:17.440 --> 00:46:24.199
bang bang bang freeze Robert Freeze,
bang bang bang. It's too bad.

742
00:46:24.320 --> 00:46:30.480
Please just put one in my brain. Okay, bang, thank you.

743
00:46:31.320 --> 00:46:34.880
And I didn't get this whole.
It was just so awkward when he

744
00:46:34.920 --> 00:46:37.239
was like put one in my brain, when like he's playing and I was

745
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:42.079
like, he's a kid. It
was really weird hearing your kids say this.

746
00:46:42.480 --> 00:46:45.559
It's just it was odd. Maybe
feel uncomfortable, Okay. I just

747
00:46:45.599 --> 00:46:47.400
didn't think it was all that funny. It wasn't funny at all. It

748
00:46:47.440 --> 00:46:52.079
was just weird. He then becomes
hall monitor and then he sees attention birders

749
00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:55.280
both to jail bird, and then
he gets accepted into police academy at the

750
00:46:55.280 --> 00:46:58.840
age of twenty four. What did
I tell you about points towards you?

751
00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:02.960
And then he gives good back rub
to the sergeant whoever that was. It

752
00:47:04.000 --> 00:47:07.320
also shoots the cameraman and shoots the
cameraman by accidents, and then at thirty

753
00:47:07.320 --> 00:47:09.239
four at thirty two, sorry,
he has massages way too Chief of Police

754
00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:15.679
by giving Quimby back moms massaged his
way, yes, and lou then makes

755
00:47:15.679 --> 00:47:17.519
fun of his pants and yeah,
not all that funny again, No,

756
00:47:17.639 --> 00:47:21.000
I mean there's a lot of like
you saw how that was going to end

757
00:47:21.000 --> 00:47:23.360
as well as well, I can't
make funny. There's a lot of obvious

758
00:47:23.400 --> 00:47:28.800
stuff in this. It just felt
like an episode that again we say there's

759
00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:31.559
a lot the idea was great and
there were some good moments, but it's

760
00:47:31.599 --> 00:47:35.719
just like it felt like again it's
four fifty five when I go home in

761
00:47:35.760 --> 00:47:38.639
five, Yeah, just just go
of anything best idea wins. Yeah,

762
00:47:38.760 --> 00:47:44.280
too busy with the movie now,
Homers turned for age eight and he says

763
00:47:44.320 --> 00:47:47.559
he's gonna have a mansion to pinball
table with infinity quarters and eight pairs of

764
00:47:47.599 --> 00:47:52.880
P and J pajamas. Did you
say P and J PB and J PP

765
00:47:52.960 --> 00:47:58.719
and J Yeah. Yeah. Brief
side bub, I was at Geelong Institution

766
00:47:58.960 --> 00:48:01.119
the Barman Club not long ago seeing
a band from the end he's called the

767
00:48:01.119 --> 00:48:05.119
Models. You've mentioned this three times
now on the podcast that you went and

768
00:48:05.119 --> 00:48:07.039
saw this band. Okay, then
was a big event. We're a friend

769
00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:10.880
of the part of the Models.
But they've got a pool table and I

770
00:48:10.920 --> 00:48:14.159
was like, oh, I can't
remember last time I played pool at a

771
00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:17.559
pub, but in this is how
long it's been. It used to be

772
00:48:17.599 --> 00:48:21.039
you'd put your coin down when you
were the next one to play, about

773
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:24.599
to say it's got the card swiping
thing. Ah. So I'm like,

774
00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:29.280
so how do I go next?
And I could see some guy across the

775
00:48:29.679 --> 00:48:34.760
across the table. No, and
me and another guy were going to play

776
00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:36.679
next, and we were like,
we said to the people were playing,

777
00:48:36.719 --> 00:48:39.639
Oh, I guess we're next.
I couldn't see a chalkboard to put your

778
00:48:39.679 --> 00:48:42.719
name over it in the la but
I saw some guy who was eyeing the

779
00:48:42.760 --> 00:48:45.079
table, and I thought, we
didn't have to have that discussion. I

780
00:48:45.079 --> 00:48:49.000
don't I don't know if I want
to have a discussion with you about who's

781
00:48:49.119 --> 00:48:52.760
next. But anyway, we ended
up playing. By the way, it

782
00:48:52.760 --> 00:48:54.679
cost a lot to play a game
of pool, because I'm like, three

783
00:48:54.679 --> 00:48:58.880
bucks wasn't two bucks anymore. I
will never forget. Remember the Nash right

784
00:48:58.920 --> 00:49:02.119
before it became the the National Hotel, when it was the Good Nash was

785
00:49:02.159 --> 00:49:06.440
a sticky carpet with the best dim
sims in Geelong. Correct, Yeah,

786
00:49:06.880 --> 00:49:08.159
they had a pool table in their
Remember it was like we want to play

787
00:49:08.159 --> 00:49:12.360
pool. On Saturday night at the
National played pool. The famous nash pool

788
00:49:12.400 --> 00:49:14.639
table was broken, and she still
wanted to play pool in there. Right.

789
00:49:15.000 --> 00:49:15.960
I remember there was this guy there
and he looked like he was he

790
00:49:16.039 --> 00:49:19.840
was a classic pool shark shit teeth, you know. He was just like

791
00:49:19.920 --> 00:49:22.199
a hustler, right, and there
was four two dollar coins there by the

792
00:49:22.199 --> 00:49:25.280
way. I'm glad you said pool
shark because so many people get this wrong.

793
00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:29.800
It is pool shark and card sharp. Yeah, some people say card

794
00:49:29.800 --> 00:49:32.480
shark. Why would you do that? Yeah, when you're just playing wrong?

795
00:49:34.119 --> 00:49:36.639
Why would I say something so wrong
and yet so wrong? But this

796
00:49:36.719 --> 00:49:40.679
pool shark he was he was playing
against this other guy and there's four two

797
00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:44.400
dollar coins on there, right,
and his friend he was playing with a

798
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:46.559
little bit shady as well. And
then I'm thinking, okay, one fourth

799
00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:49.519
in the line, So I put
a two dollar coin in. I wait

800
00:49:49.559 --> 00:49:52.039
my turn. I come back and
it's down to two digitalar coins. But

801
00:49:52.079 --> 00:49:54.000
this guy and these two guys are
still playing, and I was like,

802
00:49:54.400 --> 00:49:57.880
what's going on? Like they just
put like five two dollar coins down and

803
00:49:57.880 --> 00:49:59.800
it's like taking over the table for
like an hour. I'm like, you

804
00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:02.480
can I actually do that that's against
the fucking rules. You can't put your

805
00:50:02.480 --> 00:50:05.960
own stall coins down and say I'm
next, next, next, next,

806
00:50:05.960 --> 00:50:08.000
next. I was like, I'm
not gonna challenge because he looks fucking crazy,

807
00:50:08.199 --> 00:50:10.920
but I'll never forget that god guy
who played pool at the mast.

808
00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:14.760
But apparently he just he's one of
those guys where it's just like he looked

809
00:50:14.760 --> 00:50:16.239
crazy enough where he just did it
and he knew no one's gonna question it.

810
00:50:16.360 --> 00:50:22.119
Yeah, always go with your gut
on that, on that, on

811
00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:24.760
those times. Yeah, by the
way, I started really well at this

812
00:50:24.800 --> 00:50:29.280
pool game and Lou was very impressed, and then Gary, who was playing

813
00:50:29.320 --> 00:50:31.920
with just kick my ass. I'm
pretty good at pool, Like, it's

814
00:50:31.920 --> 00:50:35.880
one of my talents where I'm just
like because I grew always grew up with

815
00:50:35.880 --> 00:50:37.960
a pool table at home, so
it's one of those things where I'm like,

816
00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:39.599
no one expects you to be good
at pool, you know, we're

817
00:50:39.599 --> 00:50:43.559
always like everyone's kind of like okay
at Paul, But when you're pretty good

818
00:50:43.559 --> 00:50:49.119
at Paul, it's kind of like, damn. It's something which I can

819
00:50:49.199 --> 00:50:51.880
be good and then sometimes I can
be average. It's like with bowling.

820
00:50:52.239 --> 00:50:55.280
Yeah, I'm still I'm lucky to
crack one hundred in bowling. I'm just

821
00:50:55.280 --> 00:50:59.079
no good at it. Well we
had fun, though, didn't we.

822
00:50:59.199 --> 00:51:01.239
Yeah we are. You came,
that's right, got our old work,

823
00:51:01.320 --> 00:51:05.320
Yeah, I've got drunk ass.
Yeah, speaking of our old work.

824
00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:07.960
So our old employer, the actual
man himself, yes, came to my

825
00:51:08.000 --> 00:51:12.800
thirtieth birthday party and challenged me to
a camp pool and I pantsed him.

826
00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:20.519
That had I beat him a super
as well. After you been metaphorical answer

827
00:51:20.559 --> 00:51:24.800
for a few years. All right, we now will turn you to Springfield

828
00:51:24.840 --> 00:51:28.760
up before we get in trouble.
Yes, but you know, the whole

829
00:51:28.760 --> 00:51:32.880
squeaky toy thing, it's just it's
just annoying. That's rare. About twenty

830
00:51:32.880 --> 00:51:36.920
four Hun is now selling manure.
I actually love this should be one of

831
00:51:36.920 --> 00:51:39.559
my favorite moments. Hey, the
manure dealership is just one of the things

832
00:51:39.559 --> 00:51:45.760
I got going. I also have
a sweet gig as an infomercial question asker.

833
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:52.480
I know it's super clean cleans,
but does it scrub? I know,

834
00:51:52.559 --> 00:51:59.519
super clean cleans, but does it
scrub? I wouldn't mind being one

835
00:51:59.519 --> 00:52:02.000
of those sweet but that don't exist
any more informercials, do they? I

836
00:52:02.039 --> 00:52:05.760
don't think so. No, I
was cricket clean cleans, but does it

837
00:52:05.840 --> 00:52:14.320
Scrub's got the Kissinger glasses and Kissinger
apparently apparently, then you's got a garage

838
00:52:14.360 --> 00:52:20.599
band where it's just him and open
castic caricatures. Then if I had a

839
00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:23.480
peanut of hope in the Crackerjack box
of dispaand I'm like, March seems like

840
00:52:23.519 --> 00:52:27.400
she's someone who's with it. And
I know she loves Homer, but if

841
00:52:27.440 --> 00:52:30.159
she apparently knew Hi from when he
was a kid, she probably should have

842
00:52:30.199 --> 00:52:34.639
realized this ain't the horse to bat
on. No, that's true. It

843
00:52:34.760 --> 00:52:37.840
is an ongoing mystery of the Simpsons. They try and explain it here,

844
00:52:37.880 --> 00:52:39.360
and we say, at least he
try to explain it. But she's like,

845
00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:43.159
you know, I just love him. And I'm like, that's fine,

846
00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:50.039
but but why we know that love
can sometimes be irrational. Yeah,

847
00:52:50.760 --> 00:52:57.039
but it's got to have some foundation
in reality. Are you too considering children?

848
00:52:57.880 --> 00:53:00.159
Kids? No way, You'll never
see a cup rug rats tying me

849
00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:04.880
down. You better not put this
shot after the one where I said I

850
00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:07.760
won't to have kids. That would
be a devastating edit. Homer, your

851
00:53:07.840 --> 00:53:12.239
life is nothing to be ashamed of. You've got a loving family and a

852
00:53:12.320 --> 00:53:15.719
steady job at a nuclear power plant. You're not English Breakfast, but you're

853
00:53:15.760 --> 00:53:22.400
not Lapsang Soushong either. Oh yeah, chake with me. In eight years,

854
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:25.119
doctor who, I'll be kicking your
ass with a solid gold boot.

855
00:53:25.800 --> 00:53:31.239
Hmm. What's changed for me since
the last time I saw you? Only

856
00:53:32.199 --> 00:53:38.480
everything? I can't believe it.
Homer Simpson a bloody millionaire? Why do

857
00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:43.360
your sound so shocked? This is
her fifth take? I like that that

858
00:53:43.400 --> 00:53:45.960
pisce take of just filmmaking it,
or like you know, reality Tavo where

859
00:53:45.960 --> 00:53:50.000
it's like, but why are you
fake pretending like you're shock? You knew

860
00:53:50.000 --> 00:53:52.880
this was happening. Yeah, we've
gone through this three times. I feel

861
00:53:52.920 --> 00:53:55.360
that's what it would be like,
going to like a sitcom and watching a

862
00:53:55.400 --> 00:53:58.480
scene and then so on Fox up
the line and you go to like laugh

863
00:53:58.519 --> 00:54:00.599
again at the same jokes two a
three times. Absolutely. Yeah. I

864
00:54:00.599 --> 00:54:04.559
wonder that they probably just get the
audio off the audience from the first take.

865
00:54:04.599 --> 00:54:06.840
You'd have to assume, right.
I think there's got to be a

866
00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:08.880
bit of mixing going on, absolutely, because I don't know how many times

867
00:54:08.880 --> 00:54:13.559
I can pretend to laugh at the
same joke no. I think often it's

868
00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:15.639
done more for the benefit of the
cast than anything else, just to get

869
00:54:15.920 --> 00:54:20.960
you know, them vibing off the
energy of a live audience, rather than

870
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:22.719
just let's record people laughing, you
know. I mean, I'm sure there's

871
00:54:22.719 --> 00:54:25.800
a lot of genuine stuff that's used, but all right, let's use a

872
00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:30.280
bit from take one and a bit
from take three and oh you can hear

873
00:54:30.320 --> 00:54:35.360
that? What does you think it
was? Might have been Bill Hicks,

874
00:54:35.679 --> 00:54:39.039
who he recorded like a one of
his standard shows. And there's a woman

875
00:54:39.039 --> 00:54:44.519
in the audiges with the most distinctive
laugh, and it's like, well,

876
00:54:44.519 --> 00:54:50.360
we've got to keep that clearly.
Now. We come out from commercial and

877
00:54:50.440 --> 00:54:54.519
Bartley's on their jet skis and bart
uses the dolphins blowholes a cup hold her

878
00:54:54.639 --> 00:54:58.320
and it's like, oh, that's
a bit gross. Marge is proud.

879
00:54:58.440 --> 00:55:00.039
She's so proud that her chest might
burst and out the word chest. And

880
00:55:00.039 --> 00:55:04.920
I was like, that's none of
this was funny to me. Nah,

881
00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:07.719
I mean I was more intrigued,
but it's like, Okay, how how

882
00:55:07.800 --> 00:55:10.400
has this happened? Yeah, and
then we got to the condoment pen,

883
00:55:10.480 --> 00:55:14.320
which, honestly, it sounds like
a pretty good idea good idea, and

884
00:55:14.360 --> 00:55:17.840
apparently that is a reference to Monty
Python. Okay, so see declent Desmond

885
00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:21.400
played by Eric Idol as him if
he can use the condiment pen on his

886
00:55:21.440 --> 00:55:23.119
fish and chips, to which Homer
replies, you can use it to put

887
00:55:23.199 --> 00:55:25.800
horse radish on your dead mother for
all I care. This is the reference.

888
00:55:25.840 --> 00:55:29.119
Sorry, that that joke there.
This is a reference to a Monty

889
00:55:29.159 --> 00:55:34.000
Python sketch in which John Cleese takes
his mother to undertakers, who suggests various

890
00:55:34.000 --> 00:55:37.360
means of disposing of the body,
finally suggesting cannibalism. Horse radish is suggested

891
00:55:37.400 --> 00:55:39.360
as a seasoning. Oh okay,
it's Monty Python for it. Yeah,

892
00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:44.320
but I reckon that would have to
that's too, it's too much of a

893
00:55:44.320 --> 00:55:45.760
coincidence for that to not be a
reference, right, Oh no, absolutely,

894
00:55:45.800 --> 00:55:50.119
that's a yeah, that's one of
the nerds saying I remember that skitz

895
00:55:50.199 --> 00:55:55.440
it jun Cliff, he wrote it
in description the there. You know we

896
00:55:55.519 --> 00:56:00.599
did something like that with Buddy.
I know you did when you used to

897
00:56:00.599 --> 00:56:02.639
interview people before you like recorded,
would you used to start with saying I

898
00:56:02.639 --> 00:56:06.639
know you hears every time it like
I'm just I'm a huge fan or thank

899
00:56:06.639 --> 00:56:07.840
you so much for doing this,
And at what point did you realize,

900
00:56:07.920 --> 00:56:13.280
don't do that anymore. I didn't
do it all. Oh, I never

901
00:56:14.039 --> 00:56:16.440
stopped doing it. I mean I
didn't do it all the time. If

902
00:56:16.480 --> 00:56:20.320
someone had done, if I was
interviewing someone for a piece of word that

903
00:56:20.360 --> 00:56:22.519
I really admired, I would say
before it was like, I thought you

904
00:56:22.599 --> 00:56:24.639
were just great. I thought you
were really really good. I mean,

905
00:56:24.639 --> 00:56:30.159
you're trying to do it too often
during the actual interview itself, but you

906
00:56:30.159 --> 00:56:31.840
didn't let him know. It's like, really respect what you did there,

907
00:56:31.960 --> 00:56:37.000
or you try to without being too
wanky about it, and obviously being very

908
00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:46.760
wanky about it. I mean,
you're actually winking them. If it was

909
00:56:46.760 --> 00:56:51.599
someone that you really respected and whose
work you knew, you'd try to not

910
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:53.760
go for the because you tried to
do it, Tarantina, Remember, I

911
00:56:53.800 --> 00:56:57.519
did absolutely, and he was like, yeah, I have nightmares over it.

912
00:56:58.840 --> 00:57:00.320
We're not best. What was his
quote that he said? What did

913
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:02.280
he say to you? He just
said something, Oh, that was a

914
00:57:02.280 --> 00:57:05.559
good one, because you tried to
make an obscure reference, didn't you.

915
00:57:05.760 --> 00:57:07.559
Yeah. It's a movie that he
that I really like growing up, called

916
00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:10.880
Fandango It's an early Kevin Costna movie. And I remember reading an early interview

917
00:57:10.880 --> 00:57:14.599
with Tarantino where he said he was
really into it as well. I'm like,

918
00:57:14.920 --> 00:57:15.840
I think we might be the only
two people in the word who liked

919
00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:20.360
this movie. So yeah, sort
of gave it a shout and he was

920
00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:23.039
like, Yeah, that's a good
one. That's it, And that was

921
00:57:23.039 --> 00:57:28.760
it. He was gonna say,
we just become best friends building bunk beds.

922
00:57:30.159 --> 00:57:31.320
It's that time for Frank. He's
going to be a rocket scientist to

923
00:57:31.400 --> 00:57:36.360
Mars. He has his cloaking device
from the Bullies. Another was just went

924
00:57:36.400 --> 00:57:39.000
on for ages and there was no
sort of payoff. Yeah, did he

925
00:57:39.039 --> 00:57:43.119
say he invented the eight month after
pill? Yes, I thought it was

926
00:57:43.599 --> 00:57:47.880
okay, discovered and cured Frank Frick's
disease. But he's never talked to a

927
00:57:47.880 --> 00:57:51.519
girl. So he's built a time
machine called the Corona Track, which apparently

928
00:57:51.519 --> 00:57:53.920
looks like the actual time looks like
the time machine from the Time Machine,

929
00:57:54.000 --> 00:57:58.800
Yeah, the sixties adaptation of the
Time Machine. Yeap. He goes back

930
00:57:58.840 --> 00:58:01.760
in time and then it gets hit
by car before we can warn the little

931
00:58:02.159 --> 00:58:07.199
young version of himself. Then young
Kyle takes it which the payoff is pointless,

932
00:58:07.639 --> 00:58:09.360
is nothing, there's nothing to it. Yeah, I was like,

933
00:58:09.400 --> 00:58:12.079
oh, okay, this is going
to be at least lead to something,

934
00:58:12.159 --> 00:58:15.480
and no, it's just like,
oh that happened earlier in the episode to

935
00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:21.079
humorous effect. Not really, it's
Alanor at age eight, she's going to

936
00:58:21.079 --> 00:58:23.800
be a lawyer and a doctor.
By twenty four, she'd graduated from Harvard

937
00:58:23.840 --> 00:58:27.599
Medical and Yale Law. But by
thirty two, shoes burnt out, wasn't

938
00:58:27.639 --> 00:58:30.199
she She wasn't there? One glass
of wine with Buster had probably turned into

939
00:58:30.199 --> 00:58:35.119
far too many. She's throwing her
Yale degree out us. I believe,

940
00:58:35.320 --> 00:58:37.360
yes, and a cat, But
I just I just really liked love that

941
00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:40.159
that I written saw. Yeah that
was good. And yeah, just a

942
00:58:40.199 --> 00:58:45.320
really quick gag. Yep, Marge. Now Marge's turn. Apparently she wanted

943
00:58:45.320 --> 00:58:47.519
to be a photographer I have ever
seen. I think Marge wants to be

944
00:58:47.519 --> 00:58:51.360
a lot of things that never came
to fruition, probably due to Homer.

945
00:58:51.400 --> 00:58:54.400
I'm watch a minute here, but
I'm surprised at in tapping to the painting,

946
00:58:54.440 --> 00:58:57.599
the artist side of things, she
wasn't be an artist. Yeah,

947
00:58:57.679 --> 00:59:00.199
yeah, I mean, because I've
already seen that I don't know, I

948
00:59:00.239 --> 00:59:04.760
guess, but they keep bringing up
these artistic or creative ambitions and endeavors that

949
00:59:04.800 --> 00:59:07.480
never really sort of go anywhere,
and they sort of makes it feel bad

950
00:59:07.519 --> 00:59:09.039
for her, so it doesn't it. Yeah, the only difference in the

951
00:59:09.079 --> 00:59:12.440
last eight years has been I met
home and I'm like, eh, Jess

952
00:59:13.400 --> 00:59:15.920
rocks it with this skull tattoo.
I must have been. I did find

953
00:59:15.920 --> 00:59:22.320
it funny though all the paper headline, newspaper headlines, my favorite boy brings

954
00:59:22.320 --> 00:59:27.800
them up for everything, typing class
tragedy. She later flung to Next County,

955
00:59:28.639 --> 00:59:30.400
but she's now working at the department
store and is where we get the

956
00:59:30.400 --> 00:59:34.360
birth of Disco Stu. Not the
Sea Captain, but they were playing it

957
00:59:34.400 --> 00:59:37.559
upore because even sound like the Sea
Captain, didn't he really, Yes,

958
00:59:37.199 --> 00:59:40.639
I need one. What I'd say
is fatal for my captain's license. Hmm,

959
00:59:42.239 --> 00:59:45.280
coming right up. Mind, if
they turn on a little music,

960
00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:54.840
it's done sable, not a good
stew looks disco music and the world welcomed

961
00:59:55.119 --> 01:00:00.880
disco Stew. Yeah, this is
the episode where I was like, ah,

962
01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:05.039
this is not fun. I need
to work full time to support Homer's

963
01:00:05.360 --> 01:00:07.440
venture rock music and erotic etching,
and I was like, well, this

964
01:00:07.480 --> 01:00:12.440
isn't funny, it's just depressing.
It's hitting too close. I hope for

965
01:00:12.519 --> 01:00:15.320
Dando because Nicolas like, I've got
to work extra hard bank. Well there's

966
01:00:15.320 --> 01:00:22.159
bud game. That's not true.
But now Declan, He's asked, why

967
01:00:22.159 --> 01:00:24.159
do you have old man medicine in
your in your medical cabinet? And this

968
01:00:24.159 --> 01:00:28.239
weinster Bans arrives and god it his
summer home. And I'm like, is

969
01:00:28.280 --> 01:00:31.199
this not just his mansions and wears
his place? I'm not. That's the

970
01:00:31.199 --> 01:00:35.800
thing was He's always at home in
Springfield during winter, so why is this

971
01:00:35.840 --> 01:00:37.719
now he's home? Why is that
a summer home in Springfield? Yeah?

972
01:00:37.880 --> 01:00:42.559
It was weird. Yeah, I
mean, and that could be well,

973
01:00:42.599 --> 01:00:44.480
I can't think, I'm off the
top of my head, but I imagine

974
01:00:44.480 --> 01:00:46.280
that could be a funny gag if
you sort of took it and strung it

975
01:00:46.280 --> 01:00:49.159
out. I was like, why
do you have a summer home? But

976
01:00:49.239 --> 01:00:52.400
it was four fifty five guys,
see, oh that's true. I got

977
01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:58.880
to pick at the kids. Yeah, Homer then come up with commercial offers.

978
01:00:58.920 --> 01:01:00.960
But he's like, you can be
him, just don't leave marks.

979
01:01:00.960 --> 01:01:05.360
And I was like, that's not
a funny line either. No, was

980
01:01:05.360 --> 01:01:08.280
there. I guess there was a
point where they thought Homer being a shit

981
01:01:08.360 --> 01:01:13.679
father was funny. He's always been
like, I don't know what's the what's

982
01:01:13.679 --> 01:01:15.079
the term, not a shit father. He's always been, always been frustraight,

983
01:01:15.119 --> 01:01:19.280
frustrated and sort of like Choking's one. Choking was like a visual gad

984
01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:21.360
that just kept in the show for
whatever reason, right, And yeah,

985
01:01:21.400 --> 01:01:23.719
but the idea of like you can
beat him, and I'm like, no,

986
01:01:23.719 --> 01:01:28.119
no, And then in the next
scene you expect us to now go,

987
01:01:28.239 --> 01:01:30.039
oh, isn't he great? Home
is a great person. He's got

988
01:01:30.079 --> 01:01:31.239
everything he wants in life. And
have all the people saying, you know,

989
01:01:31.280 --> 01:01:34.119
Homah does this for me and he
tucks me in at night and it's

990
01:01:34.119 --> 01:01:37.000
great having daddy around. It's like, yeah, but you've two minutes earlier

991
01:01:37.000 --> 01:01:42.920
you had Homer say you can beat
him, just don't leave Marx, I

992
01:01:42.960 --> 01:01:46.880
can I'm cutting the show too much, like and when I'm sort of trying

993
01:01:46.920 --> 01:01:51.000
to come up with situations where that
kind of works, where Home is so

994
01:01:51.039 --> 01:01:53.000
desperate that he'll say anything to sort
of get off the hook. Yeah,

995
01:01:53.440 --> 01:01:58.199
but I don't know that's putting a
lot of faith in in the show.

996
01:01:59.159 --> 01:02:02.360
And I don't know if it's Burns
at this episode. If it's funny,

997
01:02:02.400 --> 01:02:05.320
I'll go with it. This is
it wasn't funny, That's what I was

998
01:02:05.400 --> 01:02:07.199
like. Whatever, Yeah, I
mean it wasn't like it wasn't offender was

999
01:02:07.239 --> 01:02:09.559
like it was. It was never
funny, So what was the point?

1000
01:02:09.760 --> 01:02:15.320
You know? Yeah, I mean
just and it whispering loud in the quiet,

1001
01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:17.519
po loud or that kind of Yeah, that kind of ship. I'm

1002
01:02:17.519 --> 01:02:21.880
not I'm not into that. But
you know, Homer's sort of stead of

1003
01:02:21.920 --> 01:02:24.320
getting so just with a ookie phone
you can beat him, but just don't

1004
01:02:24.320 --> 01:02:31.360
show them, you know what I
mean? Colorbool doing the collar Smithers is

1005
01:02:31.360 --> 01:02:36.920
in the Grandfather Clock. But again
a gag that's just dragged out a bit

1006
01:02:36.920 --> 01:02:39.119
too much. Forever. Yeah,
Burns has released the hounds, but they're

1007
01:02:39.119 --> 01:02:42.239
still in his winter house. So
this is what they had the summer house

1008
01:02:42.239 --> 01:02:47.079
gags. They can say winterhouse.
I guess his winter house because he's always

1009
01:02:47.079 --> 01:02:50.960
there. A Christmas time in Springfild
where we have a Christmas Simpsons episode,

1010
01:02:51.119 --> 01:02:52.679
he's at his house. That's the
thing. If it's on like this isn't

1011
01:02:52.719 --> 01:02:55.639
can though. I guess if it's
on the other side of a hill or

1012
01:02:55.679 --> 01:03:00.199
something where it's kind of like,
okay, it gets you know, it's

1013
01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:02.760
east facing himself, gets a sunrise
or something like that. I don't know.

1014
01:03:04.039 --> 01:03:07.360
But then it just cuts to everyone
getting along talking about getting the vending

1015
01:03:07.400 --> 01:03:10.559
machine contracts from the Kremlin, Like
what again? Yeah, it's a gag

1016
01:03:10.559 --> 01:03:14.920
in name only. It's like,
oh, you know, while we're waiting

1017
01:03:14.920 --> 01:03:16.679
for the hand, while we're waiting
to release the hounds. Oh, everyone's

1018
01:03:16.719 --> 01:03:20.400
forgotten why they were actually angry to
each other. Now they're just getting along

1019
01:03:20.400 --> 01:03:22.079
famously. Oh the hounds are here
trying to release the hands. Yeah,

1020
01:03:23.039 --> 01:03:25.480
relases them and chases the family away, and that's it. It's a geno.

1021
01:03:25.599 --> 01:03:29.480
It's a gag in name only.
Yeah. But then he says,

1022
01:03:29.480 --> 01:03:31.800
I've got two questions for Homer.
Why lie and lies? Lies? Why?

1023
01:03:31.840 --> 01:03:35.320
And he's just trying to get the
answer from home. Why did you

1024
01:03:35.360 --> 01:03:37.599
lie to me? It's like it's
pretty obvious he's same as anyone with love

1025
01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:40.800
because they're embarrassed and they want to
pretend that they're rich. This isn't it.

1026
01:03:42.000 --> 01:03:45.320
Don't know. I thought the last
five minutes was a bit bit of

1027
01:03:45.320 --> 01:03:50.760
nothing, nothing really, but we
got the montage of him chasing after Homer,

1028
01:03:50.800 --> 01:03:53.119
so he's got He runs into the
tree house, he runs into the

1029
01:03:53.159 --> 01:03:55.920
house on fire, and then he
runs. He gets out of the car

1030
01:03:55.920 --> 01:04:00.519
when he's driving and Grandpas still in
the car. Hey, I'm ready from

1031
01:04:00.599 --> 01:04:06.280
my segment. Lenny, who is
exciting to hear from you? Did you

1032
01:04:06.320 --> 01:04:13.880
ever try that new shamboo? No? Never, did I want to watch

1033
01:04:13.920 --> 01:04:18.840
me pay my cable bill. I
got checked with butterflies on him. I

1034
01:04:18.880 --> 01:04:24.639
am interesting, No you're not.
Not only are you pointing out how lame

1035
01:04:24.760 --> 01:04:26.639
Lenny is, but then you have
Lenny at the end of it go,

1036
01:04:27.079 --> 01:04:30.440
I am interesting, No you're not. I'm like, we get the joke.

1037
01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:35.639
Neither Dando nor I are fans of
that particular thing, and we're guessing

1038
01:04:35.639 --> 01:04:39.639
that a lot of you listening I'm
probably fans of that either. So just

1039
01:04:39.639 --> 01:04:43.840
in case you didn't realize, these
are the jokes folk. Yes, Homer

1040
01:04:43.880 --> 01:04:45.519
says he did it because nothing's changing
his life in the last eight years.

1041
01:04:45.559 --> 01:04:48.679
That's why he did it. Marj
then kicks him out because he went to

1042
01:04:48.679 --> 01:04:50.679
a lot of trouble to try and
impress you, and I love him so

1043
01:04:50.719 --> 01:04:54.559
I'm standing by and I'm like,
okay, yeah, that's great. I'm

1044
01:04:54.599 --> 01:04:59.639
probably more team Declan. Declan's now
at Moe's. What's the matter at Declan?

1045
01:05:00.079 --> 01:05:02.119
Cop give you a ticket for talking
like a fruit. It's the oddest

1046
01:05:02.239 --> 01:05:08.159
thing. I actually feel affection for
these knuckle dragging sub monkeys. I feel

1047
01:05:08.239 --> 01:05:12.840
sorry for Homer Simpson. What he
been sipping cuckoo juice almost got it made.

1048
01:05:12.920 --> 01:05:15.519
He's married to one hell of a
woman. All I got is this

1049
01:05:15.719 --> 01:05:19.159
porn channel. I'm too cheap to
de scramble. That's an ad for shoe

1050
01:05:19.159 --> 01:05:24.119
inserts. What I've been writing creepy
letters to that? But what you said

1051
01:05:24.119 --> 01:05:28.360
about Homer, it's It's given me
a brilliant idea, an action movie where

1052
01:05:28.360 --> 01:05:30.800
I played a pope who kills a
president. No, that's a terrible idea.

1053
01:05:30.920 --> 01:05:32.800
Yeah, I know it is stupid. I think it could work,

1054
01:05:32.840 --> 01:05:36.800
though I even got a title Pontiff
No Return. I came up with it,

1055
01:05:36.880 --> 01:05:41.360
but I don't really get it.
This is where Declin gets the idea,

1056
01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:45.639
and he invites Homer to his editing
bay, and you see a little

1057
01:05:45.639 --> 01:05:47.960
Clippi from Ain't no Mountain. A
blind man climbs Everest which was like,

1058
01:05:48.480 --> 01:05:54.039
what the fuck was this? So
apparently this was a piss take of something.

1059
01:05:54.920 --> 01:05:58.599
The movie A Blind Man Climbs Man
Everest is a reference to Eric wine

1060
01:05:58.639 --> 01:06:01.440
Man Wine Mayo, a real blind
person who climbed up Mount Everest on May

1061
01:06:01.440 --> 01:06:04.039
twenty fifth, two thousand and one. He also completed the Seventh Summits in

1062
01:06:04.039 --> 01:06:08.119
September two thousand and two, joining
one hundred and fifty Mountain. He's at

1063
01:06:08.119 --> 01:06:10.480
the time who had accomplished that feat, but as the only climber who was

1064
01:06:10.519 --> 01:06:13.360
blind, I'm like, okay,
so it's a reference to something, but

1065
01:06:13.480 --> 01:06:16.559
why was it in this episode?
I have no idea shout out to Eric,

1066
01:06:16.960 --> 01:06:19.360
Wow, great work, good work, man, but yeah, more

1067
01:06:19.400 --> 01:06:23.480
power to you. Then he shows
Homer everyone talking him up, but margin

1068
01:06:23.559 --> 01:06:25.719
arrived. Don't kill the foreign man, so I wasn't going to All the

1069
01:06:25.760 --> 01:06:29.679
knives fallout and he's realized he's been
living his best life. You know,

1070
01:06:29.719 --> 01:06:31.280
you're my real dream come true and
I lived my life with you every day

1071
01:06:31.280 --> 01:06:36.920
and I'm just like, yes,
why did it become this? Sixty four

1072
01:06:36.960 --> 01:06:40.400
you're at home. I just I
don't know, just content with life.

1073
01:06:40.760 --> 01:06:43.559
Gets to an old age and realize, you know, what I am happy,

1074
01:06:43.679 --> 01:06:45.760
didn't need this forced bullshit. Yeah, I have him at fifty eight

1075
01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:53.280
and sorry, so fifty seven,
fifty fifty six. Yeah, I have

1076
01:06:53.360 --> 01:06:58.960
him in variation Shenanigans at those ages
then but very briefly, and then have

1077
01:06:59.079 --> 01:07:02.000
him at sixty four. It all
kind of worked out in the in the

1078
01:07:02.079 --> 01:07:04.840
end, in the in the balance, you could even get dark and go

1079
01:07:04.920 --> 01:07:09.559
to like deathbed Homer and having to
sort of like realizing how happy his life

1080
01:07:09.599 --> 01:07:12.440
has been, how lucky he is, and I'm like that would mean something.

1081
01:07:12.599 --> 01:07:15.119
I think so yeah, because this
whole like you said, this whole

1082
01:07:15.119 --> 01:07:16.679
thing just felt so force of everyone
going home is a great guy, he's

1083
01:07:16.679 --> 01:07:23.159
got you know, and it's just
like huh what. But Homer then tries

1084
01:07:23.159 --> 01:07:26.440
the mixing board if he wants to
make a demo tape for setting You're my

1085
01:07:26.559 --> 01:07:30.159
lady. I'm guessing that this this
resonated with Dando, like this is probably

1086
01:07:30.320 --> 01:07:34.119
like guy touching a mixing boy,
like, don't touch it. Oh my

1087
01:07:34.159 --> 01:07:38.920
god. It's just like sometimes we'll
be doing over zoom or whatever and guy,

1088
01:07:39.039 --> 01:07:41.960
what am I PUSH's like don't oh
jesus, Guy's gone, Mike's not

1089
01:07:41.960 --> 01:07:51.679
connecting. I'm gonna push the green, but it makes airhorn sounds where where

1090
01:07:51.679 --> 01:07:58.400
you love that sound? Taking you're
my lady, dick me with your pitchforking

1091
01:08:00.559 --> 01:08:08.480
taking, you're my lady. Take
me with your bitch farking Oh that no,

1092
01:08:10.639 --> 01:08:16.439
yeah, your girl smothering me with
your beetled boots because I'm a rock

1093
01:08:16.520 --> 01:08:23.319
and roll hero with the mode.
It tackle made a bye. You called

1094
01:08:23.319 --> 01:08:30.680
a Plaine Moby, your plain moby
during the song that we have young Carl

1095
01:08:30.760 --> 01:08:33.880
appearing and then disappearing. That was
the payoff. That was it. Yeah,

1096
01:08:33.920 --> 01:08:39.039
that's it. That's all a really
shitty ending to this episode. I

1097
01:08:39.119 --> 01:08:41.399
think it's just because the entire like
last five minutes, I was like,

1098
01:08:42.279 --> 01:08:44.760
this is how I would have done
it. I wasn't like paid attention towards

1099
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:46.880
happening. But yeah, when you
do pay attention, you don't get much

1100
01:08:46.880 --> 01:08:49.279
either. No, because it ends
with a whimper and not a bang.

1101
01:08:49.399 --> 01:08:51.840
Yeah that is right, which I
think is what as you always say,

1102
01:08:51.880 --> 01:08:54.800
if you leave with the bang,
even the episode, if it's shit,

1103
01:08:55.680 --> 01:08:58.319
you feel different about it. Stick
the landing. Yeah, you usually walk

1104
01:08:58.319 --> 01:09:01.680
out pretty happy with this. This
was just kind of like a yeah,

1105
01:09:01.800 --> 01:09:05.800
wet fart. What do we learn, Bomber, Did you learn anything from

1106
01:09:05.800 --> 01:09:10.079
this episode with the Davis don't leave
your muffins out in the rain? Apparently?

1107
01:09:10.159 --> 01:09:12.600
Yeah? Have you ever done that? I was trying to visualize.

1108
01:09:12.600 --> 01:09:15.720
I'm like, would that happened?
I guess so well. I mean I

1109
01:09:15.800 --> 01:09:18.279
think any pastry left out in the
rain is probably not gonna it's gonna come

1110
01:09:18.279 --> 01:09:21.840
off worse for wear. Are you
a muffin man? I do know the

1111
01:09:21.920 --> 01:09:26.880
muffin. I always get disappointed when
I have a muffin on. I look

1112
01:09:26.880 --> 01:09:28.680
at it, I'm like, that's
a big muffin, and it's like,

1113
01:09:28.680 --> 01:09:30.960
oh, it's just the top,
that's big, you know what, they're

1114
01:09:30.960 --> 01:09:32.279
like massive? You eat the top
and you're like, oh, it's just

1115
01:09:32.279 --> 01:09:36.479
a regular's age murfin. That's true. Yeah, I'm trying to think of

1116
01:09:36.640 --> 01:09:40.399
like the pastry. I mean,
I'm probably more a donut guy than a

1117
01:09:40.600 --> 01:09:45.640
than a muffin guy. I do. I found these croissants at a place

1118
01:09:45.680 --> 01:09:47.600
in Geelong. I have to drive
across town to get one, but of

1119
01:09:47.680 --> 01:09:50.760
a Saturday, more than forty five
minutes away from the Royal Marble Showground,

1120
01:09:55.399 --> 01:09:59.720
I'll never live that down. And
justifiably, it was like there was a

1121
01:09:59.760 --> 01:10:01.199
place I used to go that was
close by, and it's like, oh,

1122
01:10:01.359 --> 01:10:04.279
it's not just an almond croissant,
it's got pistachio in it. I

1123
01:10:04.319 --> 01:10:08.840
love it. FA's And then they
discontinued that. I'm like, oh,

1124
01:10:08.840 --> 01:10:13.119
goddamn, I think you may have
mentioned because it was it on Madre not

1125
01:10:13.159 --> 01:10:15.479
far from here. Yeah. Yeah, but they don't do them anymore.

1126
01:10:15.399 --> 01:10:19.239
Ask why there's a lack of lack
of popular demand. I'm like, much

1127
01:10:19.319 --> 01:10:25.199
like me on the podcast. So
yeah, they just stopped making them.

1128
01:10:25.239 --> 01:10:28.439
But then went to this other place
in Belmont High Street. Lou and I

1129
01:10:28.439 --> 01:10:32.680
went there for a coffee one morning
and it's like, is that that there

1130
01:10:32.680 --> 01:10:35.159
has that got pistachie on it?
Yes, and raspberry. I'm like,

1131
01:10:39.079 --> 01:10:43.479
I'll take six. So every once
in a while. How much is popular

1132
01:10:43.479 --> 01:10:49.159
demand? Oh? Cool? Yeah? Putting on various? Do you have

1133
01:10:50.039 --> 01:10:59.079
the guys at you tell how old
I am? I actually hung up the

1134
01:10:59.119 --> 01:11:04.560
phone as I got a fucking landline. I mean he still does have a

1135
01:11:04.600 --> 01:11:08.960
landline, right, I don't have
a landline and I haven't had one living

1136
01:11:09.000 --> 01:11:12.479
in this house. You have to
have one, though, an actual phone

1137
01:11:12.560 --> 01:11:15.439
number to connect to the internet.
So You've still got a home phone number,

1138
01:11:15.520 --> 01:11:16.880
but just to have a phone that's
correct. I was like, is

1139
01:11:16.880 --> 01:11:21.159
anyone actually calling landlines anymore? I
mean a lot of peopleho still have landline,

1140
01:11:21.199 --> 01:11:24.520
Margaret Mary, Yeah, my Nan
needs to sell up the landline.

1141
01:11:24.560 --> 01:11:27.439
That's the last time I actually went
down and passed away. It sounds more

1142
01:11:27.439 --> 01:11:30.159
but I know. But like,
I just took a photo of NaN's focus.

1143
01:11:30.159 --> 01:11:31.840
She has everyone's on There was a
speed dial on the phone and she'd

1144
01:11:31.840 --> 01:11:34.439
written down everyone's name on the spell. I'm like, I'm gonna take a

1145
01:11:34.439 --> 01:11:36.960
photo of this because I'm just like, this is just a nice memory of

1146
01:11:38.039 --> 01:11:41.960
Nan. It really is. Yeah, And honestly, in the eighties and

1147
01:11:42.000 --> 01:11:44.960
maybe even in the nine as you
thought that speed doll thing was just the

1148
01:11:44.960 --> 01:11:48.079
coolest thing that it was. Though
I don't have to pench in all seven

1149
01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:51.800
numbers. I just have the prins
word. Yeah, it's pretty neat.

1150
01:11:53.840 --> 01:11:59.880
What did you learn from this episode? I didn't learn anything, but as

1151
01:11:59.880 --> 01:12:01.680
a better way to end this,
what I did learn is that we got

1152
01:12:01.680 --> 01:12:03.880
a question that, when unanswered,
that I really want to know the answer

1153
01:12:03.880 --> 01:12:08.000
to does super clean? Does it
just claim? Does it scrub? We

1154
01:12:08.000 --> 01:12:10.760
never found out we never found out. No, does it actually scrub?

1155
01:12:11.399 --> 01:12:13.760
That is the question I want answered. Get your buddy Matts want on.

1156
01:12:13.840 --> 01:12:18.039
Yeah, Matt, I told you
not to Cale see that this are a

1157
01:12:18.079 --> 01:12:21.840
cool bill ugly and he's gonna want
to talk about burgers. From a forward,

1158
01:12:21.880 --> 01:12:26.920
your names will be all right.
It is the Guy Davis New Name

1159
01:12:27.039 --> 01:12:30.720
Championship. The current leaderboard stands at
this mister Davis. In first position,

1160
01:12:30.720 --> 01:12:33.960
we have Philip Jay Hawkins on thirteen
points. In second position we have Kyle

1161
01:12:34.000 --> 01:12:38.279
muldoon and Luke McKay on eleven points. And in third position we have Heath

1162
01:12:38.279 --> 01:12:41.319
Applebee and Justin Williams on six.
Take it away? What a race?

1163
01:12:41.600 --> 01:12:45.319
Okay? One point goes to Homer
Simpson. This isn't your life? Oh

1164
01:12:45.319 --> 01:12:50.039
that is Luke McKay, which means
that he is now outright second on twelve

1165
01:12:50.079 --> 01:12:55.000
points. I want Luke. Currently, let's see what happens when we give

1166
01:12:55.039 --> 01:13:00.920
two points to Ope you menory now
ooh, so this is our main man

1167
01:13:00.960 --> 01:13:05.800
from the mailbag, Andrew JP,
Andrew Jpe. We're crossing the streams here.

1168
01:13:05.840 --> 01:13:09.880
He's crossing over the into the new
name segment. Now, holy shit,

1169
01:13:09.920 --> 01:13:14.880
he's coming. He's coming for you. Wow, he's coming for it

1170
01:13:14.960 --> 01:13:17.399
all. Yes, So that's his
first points on the new name Lidleboard.

1171
01:13:17.439 --> 01:13:21.399
So Andrew JP had two points,
what so wild couting out, Well done

1172
01:13:21.439 --> 01:13:28.640
mate, but three points goes to
life as we don't it man. I

1173
01:13:28.640 --> 01:13:30.359
feel like this guy's just he's cracked
the matrix. He just knows how to

1174
01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:33.159
do it. It's Philip J.
Hawgans the Hawk, he just knows what

1175
01:13:33.199 --> 01:13:35.880
to do. He's like, how
can I we do into the title?

1176
01:13:39.359 --> 01:13:41.840
I'd like to think that I've shaken
it up a bit and we're not giving

1177
01:13:42.039 --> 01:13:46.600
you know, dough titles their props
all the time, but this time around

1178
01:13:46.760 --> 01:13:50.640
it earned it and well it was
our man, Philip J. He's now

1179
01:13:50.680 --> 01:13:55.680
outright first on sixteen points and Luke
McKay second on twelve. So's four points

1180
01:13:55.680 --> 01:13:58.760
clear. Now there's still like nine
episodes left, that is correct, We've

1181
01:13:58.760 --> 01:14:00.920
got a little way to go,
YEA plenty plenty of how many three twenty

1182
01:14:00.960 --> 01:14:03.720
seven points worth of three pointers out
there? So Luke mcain get to working.

1183
01:14:03.880 --> 01:14:06.600
I mean, I mean Carl and
everyone else. Yeah, carlm Oldun's

1184
01:14:06.640 --> 01:14:10.399
on eleven points in third position.
I mean that would be in justin Williams

1185
01:14:10.439 --> 01:14:12.760
both on six and fourth. That's
only ten points behind. He can easily

1186
01:14:12.800 --> 01:14:15.119
catch up to him. We've got
a lot of time up as sleeve.

1187
01:14:15.119 --> 01:14:17.600
We've got a lot of new names
to, you know, add to the

1188
01:14:17.680 --> 01:14:21.159
leaderboard. Yes, so put your
thinking caps on and folks, all he

1189
01:14:21.239 --> 01:14:24.800
has to do is get three points
for the next like ten weeks or nine

1190
01:14:24.800 --> 01:14:32.520
weeks, and you're going to win. That's not impossible happen. It's not

1191
01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:41.520
impossible. It's just really improbable.
Bail is here, all right, mail

1192
01:14:41.560 --> 01:14:46.000
bag for Springfield up. All right, So first question comes from Andrew JP.

1193
01:14:46.399 --> 01:14:49.319
What Andrew JP says? Didn't we
just hear from that guy? What's

1194
01:14:49.359 --> 01:14:53.920
your favorite Monty Python sketch? His
is for Yorkshireman? Never seen him?

1195
01:14:54.680 --> 01:14:58.640
Yeah, I've seen which is the
one that has John Clears getting chopped up

1196
01:14:58.800 --> 01:15:03.039
as the like the guy and armor. Oh the holy Grail, Holy Grass.

1197
01:15:03.039 --> 01:15:05.159
I've seen that one a long time
ago and I was like, yeah,

1198
01:15:05.199 --> 01:15:09.399
because there's the shows. Yeah,
there's the episodes of the TV giant

1199
01:15:09.399 --> 01:15:12.920
foot that comes down and squashed and
sit like that. Yeah. I never

1200
01:15:13.000 --> 01:15:15.479
got it when I was younger,
and I just haven't made the effort to

1201
01:15:15.479 --> 01:15:17.640
go back and revisit it. I
was like, this is what everyone's going

1202
01:15:17.720 --> 01:15:21.640
on about. Yeah, I think
it appears to a certain type of humor,

1203
01:15:23.119 --> 01:15:25.319
a certain type of person out a
certain type of age as well,

1204
01:15:25.359 --> 01:15:28.840
and that I was like thirteen fourteen, Yeah, and it becomes your your

1205
01:15:28.920 --> 01:15:31.600
touchstone for humor. And I mean, I've got friends who are really into

1206
01:15:31.840 --> 01:15:34.479
Yeah. I think it happens with
the English English humor a lot. It's

1207
01:15:34.560 --> 01:15:38.039
very sort of distinctive. I've got
friend who are really into the Goodies.

1208
01:15:38.560 --> 01:15:41.520
I'm like, I just can't get
it. It's not my thing, and

1209
01:15:41.800 --> 01:15:45.359
the Goonies not. It's either a
Goodies person or a Goonies person. I

1210
01:15:45.359 --> 01:15:48.239
think I respect Montypath more than I
enjoyed that. Having said that, there's

1211
01:15:48.239 --> 01:15:53.439
a sketch that they did where I
think you've got a bunch of people sort

1212
01:15:53.479 --> 01:15:57.600
of talking about how tough their childhoods
were, and the stories are just getting

1213
01:15:57.600 --> 01:16:01.000
more and more outlandish. And I
had Mars in the snow, no shoes

1214
01:16:01.239 --> 01:16:03.359
with my hands cut off and all
the kind of stuff, and it see,

1215
01:16:03.359 --> 01:16:05.720
it's getting more and more adiction because
that's just what your dad's are like,

1216
01:16:05.800 --> 01:16:11.279
you know very much what Barefoot across
six paddocks covered in snow and you're

1217
01:16:11.279 --> 01:16:13.720
like, no, you didn't.
So it's got that foundation reality, which

1218
01:16:13.760 --> 01:16:16.399
I really enjoyed. But and there
was one, isn't it oneas someone's a

1219
01:16:16.479 --> 01:16:23.359
name Dick something. It could I'm
either cock or Dick or something as a

1220
01:16:23.399 --> 01:16:27.039
Munti python sketch. I can't remember. It sounds very Munti path and that.

1221
01:16:27.199 --> 01:16:30.560
But the movies I enjoy a bit
more. Monty Path on Holy Grail

1222
01:16:30.600 --> 01:16:33.479
is actually pretty funny. But yeah, I think it also attracts a type

1223
01:16:33.479 --> 01:16:38.279
of person who, yeah, much
like the sentence or any sort of any

1224
01:16:38.279 --> 01:16:42.199
comedy that really makes an impact.
A lot of the gags become part of

1225
01:16:42.239 --> 01:16:45.479
your own vocabulary and they could have
become shorthand. But occasionally we'll find someone

1226
01:16:45.479 --> 01:16:49.039
who's just like, the biggest dikest
is the one, oh that's from yeah,

1227
01:16:49.079 --> 01:16:54.760
from Life of Brian. Yeah,
that's right. You know that a

1228
01:16:54.800 --> 01:16:57.640
lot of it's pretty not basic humor, but it's like, you know,

1229
01:16:57.760 --> 01:17:00.880
it's funny walks and funny voices and
all that kind of stuff. Which it

1230
01:17:00.000 --> 01:17:04.680
was a wattle. It was a
wattle when Yeah, But I like that

1231
01:17:04.720 --> 01:17:06.840
one from Money Bython, and I
like the movies. I mean, The

1232
01:17:06.960 --> 01:17:10.720
Men of Your Life is a good
one, and Holy Grail is pretty good

1233
01:17:10.720 --> 01:17:14.520
too. Fergus Jeff says, technically
The Four Yorkshiremen was performed by John Clice,

1234
01:17:14.640 --> 01:17:17.239
Garrett Graham, Chapman and others on
a TV show preceding Monty Python's existence.

1235
01:17:17.239 --> 01:17:19.319
But I will say that's one of
my favorites too. Hey, there

1236
01:17:19.319 --> 01:17:21.600
we go. I'm saying you're wrong, Andrew JP, but you're fucking wrong.

1237
01:17:24.840 --> 01:17:28.720
Fergus Jeff says, you can't get
a point in the new Name challenge

1238
01:17:28.720 --> 01:17:30.399
and be right in the mail bag
entry. Come on, man, this

1239
01:17:30.439 --> 01:17:35.119
is one for you. Do you
have a favorite documentarian? His is Louis

1240
01:17:35.399 --> 01:17:41.199
Therow Louis Yeah. And Alex Gibney. Alex Gibney is very good. Yeah,

1241
01:17:41.199 --> 01:17:43.520
he's a recent guy. You'll see
his name and a lot of doc

1242
01:17:43.640 --> 01:17:47.600
os. Yeah. I like Louis
threw a lot. Can I put on

1243
01:17:47.640 --> 01:17:49.880
your hard hats. I'm got to
drop a name. It's a name,

1244
01:17:49.920 --> 01:17:55.840
that's Aora. The giant feed are
coming down. I think I wrote this

1245
01:17:55.880 --> 01:17:59.239
on Facebook at the time I finished
the interview. We were talking about interviews

1246
01:17:59.680 --> 01:18:02.199
before. But I've finished the interview
and instaly got onto Facebook and I said,

1247
01:18:02.600 --> 01:18:06.199
it's always nice when an interview subject
says they've never been asked that question

1248
01:18:06.239 --> 01:18:09.920
before. It was great, that
doesn't it. Oh yeah, it's even

1249
01:18:09.960 --> 01:18:14.560
better when it's Louis th U.
I love when they say that's a good

1250
01:18:14.640 --> 01:18:16.359
question and you know they mean it. You can tell, you really can't

1251
01:18:16.399 --> 01:18:19.399
tell, because yeah, I mean
I've interviewed enough people say that's a good

1252
01:18:19.439 --> 01:18:23.960
questions like you're killing time to come
up with the answer, but you can

1253
01:18:24.039 --> 01:18:27.960
tell. It's like, that's that's
good, that's a good question. I'm

1254
01:18:27.960 --> 01:18:30.439
gon'n anked that before, or I
haven't you folded that into the line of

1255
01:18:30.520 --> 01:18:33.279
questioning. Really well, it's good, isn't it. Yeah. I used

1256
01:18:33.319 --> 01:18:36.479
to strive on getting them. I'll
be like every interagram, I want to

1257
01:18:36.479 --> 01:18:39.720
try and get them with either like
a piece of knowledge that it's like how

1258
01:18:39.720 --> 01:18:43.880
the fuck do you know that?
Or and time they're impressed by the other

1259
01:18:43.880 --> 01:18:46.159
time they're just like, how the
fuck do you know that? Yeah?

1260
01:18:46.239 --> 01:18:49.239
I mean, well, like we
were saying earlier, you know, when

1261
01:18:49.520 --> 01:18:53.800
i'd have interviewing someone that i'd respect
or whatever, it was always nice.

1262
01:18:53.800 --> 01:18:56.760
It's just throwing a bit like you
know, I've seen that movie that you

1263
01:18:56.800 --> 01:18:59.520
know, not many people liked on
not many people someone, I actually thought

1264
01:18:59.520 --> 01:19:01.800
it was pretty good. I mean
I would never lie about that, but

1265
01:19:02.479 --> 01:19:05.800
it was always good to sort of
throw in, yeah, i've seen you

1266
01:19:05.880 --> 01:19:09.239
work well. When I was on
k Rock, It's one of the reasons

1267
01:19:09.239 --> 01:19:12.359
I was to get really frustrated because
I took it so seriously my interviews,

1268
01:19:12.439 --> 01:19:15.600
right, not because I was trying
to be like a serious interview, but

1269
01:19:15.640 --> 01:19:18.119
it's like people who I be on
there with then ask questions like, oh,

1270
01:19:18.159 --> 01:19:19.880
so you got a new album coming
and tell us all about it.

1271
01:19:19.920 --> 01:19:23.760
I'm like, that's sort of a
question. That's just you doing fucking no

1272
01:19:23.920 --> 01:19:25.800
work and just get expecting them to
do all the work for you. You

1273
01:19:25.880 --> 01:19:29.359
might as well just read the pressure. Yeah. My theory was I lose

1274
01:19:29.359 --> 01:19:31.399
by the motto of having said that, I mean, you have to do

1275
01:19:31.479 --> 01:19:34.600
one or two of those questions.
I think, No, you have to

1276
01:19:34.600 --> 01:19:39.760
take into a people. My motto
is, never ask a question you already

1277
01:19:39.800 --> 01:19:42.760
know the answer to, because you're
going to get a response that people have

1278
01:19:42.760 --> 01:19:45.399
already heard a million times before.
Right. So what I would do is

1279
01:19:45.439 --> 01:19:48.399
I would listen to and read previous
interviews by this person, and I would

1280
01:19:48.439 --> 01:19:53.159
look at what they've answered, work
that answer into the question, and then

1281
01:19:53.199 --> 01:19:55.600
base a new question off of the
answer I've already given. That's a good

1282
01:19:55.640 --> 01:19:58.680
way as long as you can get
get the basic info out that. Yeah,

1283
01:19:58.720 --> 01:20:00.039
you've got to get the information there, but of magnif you can add

1284
01:20:00.039 --> 01:20:02.119
stuff on top of that, yeah, yeah, you've done you You've done

1285
01:20:02.119 --> 01:20:06.600
your job, because what you're doing
then is you're informing the listener of ship

1286
01:20:06.720 --> 01:20:11.000
that they might need to know an
actual answer in the past and information,

1287
01:20:11.279 --> 01:20:14.319
but also asking the interviewee a question
they might never been asked before. They

1288
01:20:14.359 --> 01:20:15.600
haven't been asked before, and they're
going to get a new answer. Listen

1289
01:20:15.600 --> 01:20:17.720
is gonna get a new answer they've
never heard before. You've got to give

1290
01:20:17.760 --> 01:20:21.640
them point a and then point a
plus one. Yeah, but you said

1291
01:20:21.640 --> 01:20:25.520
when you made this album that you
really didn't like track three because of this,

1292
01:20:26.319 --> 01:20:29.039
and then basically new questions of that. Don't just say so you didn't

1293
01:20:29.119 --> 01:20:31.159
like track three and then have them
say why again, like exam, I

1294
01:20:31.279 --> 01:20:33.800
just I just used to ship me. I'm like, Oh, you're fucking

1295
01:20:33.880 --> 01:20:40.079
lazy. Why are you taking so
serious? I'm like, because I'm because

1296
01:20:40.119 --> 01:20:43.079
I care. Yeah, I don't
want to be sitting here in twenty years

1297
01:20:43.079 --> 01:20:45.720
doing the same ship like you're going
to be. Oh yeah, absolutely no.

1298
01:20:46.319 --> 01:20:50.000
That was something I always too,
Yeah, extremely seriously when I was

1299
01:20:50.159 --> 01:20:53.239
when I was the interviewing people.
Anyway, it's great to get that.

1300
01:20:55.520 --> 01:20:58.359
Yeah, that's a good question,
kind of a kind of feedback. Yeah.

1301
01:20:58.359 --> 01:21:03.159
So I think those are both very
good, very good documentarians, And

1302
01:21:03.399 --> 01:21:05.680
I'm trying to think, Oh,
I would add to the add of the

1303
01:21:05.680 --> 01:21:11.279
equation. There's a guy called Frederick
Wiseman who's been around forever and done a

1304
01:21:11.279 --> 01:21:15.119
whole bunch of stuff on a whole
bunch of topics, really sort of mundane

1305
01:21:15.159 --> 01:21:19.119
stuff, but it always sort of
digs between the service in a really subtle

1306
01:21:19.159 --> 01:21:23.600
way, And like, I'm really
learning a lot about door to door salesman

1307
01:21:23.640 --> 01:21:26.319
and what would actually be like to
be a door to door salesman in the

1308
01:21:26.479 --> 01:21:30.039
in the nineteen seventies in America.
It sounds mundane, but yeah, it's

1309
01:21:30.039 --> 01:21:34.039
often really kind of fascinating. Andrew
Kelly says, if you could give some

1310
01:21:34.119 --> 01:21:38.479
advice to a younger version of yourself
outside of investing in X y Z,

1311
01:21:38.640 --> 01:21:44.880
what would it be. Oh,
it's always invested. I would say I

1312
01:21:44.960 --> 01:21:46.399
say this to Aliott a lot.
Now, I'm like, when you go

1313
01:21:46.439 --> 01:21:49.079
to school, mate, enjoy school
because there's going to be times of school

1314
01:21:49.079 --> 01:21:51.359
where you're not liking and you think
it you want to because he always says

1315
01:21:51.359 --> 01:21:55.800
I want to be old. I'm
like, enjoy being a kid. Enjoy

1316
01:21:55.880 --> 01:21:59.159
having no responsibilities. That's what I
would say. I'm like, just embrace

1317
01:21:59.319 --> 01:22:01.239
everything about how good your life is
right now. Great. Not everyone has

1318
01:22:01.239 --> 01:22:04.159
a great childhood, but Elliott's going
it pretty good. Right. It's just

1319
01:22:04.199 --> 01:22:08.920
like, you have no responsibilities.
Just fucking enjoy yourself because when you get

1320
01:22:08.960 --> 01:22:11.720
older, you're going to look upter
shit yourself and it's nowhere near as fun.

1321
01:22:11.920 --> 01:22:16.520
That's a very very good point.
Something I would say to younger guy

1322
01:22:16.880 --> 01:22:21.159
was this may sound awfully wanky.
You're cooler than you think you are.

1323
01:22:21.359 --> 01:22:26.279
Yeah, yeah, I was riddled
with self doubt. I still am.

1324
01:22:26.479 --> 01:22:33.319
Yeah, I'm finding that I'm I'm
finding it less and less. I think

1325
01:22:33.359 --> 01:22:35.439
I'm done. Really, I don't
have a lot of time left, so

1326
01:22:35.560 --> 01:22:40.560
you know, why be an idiot. You've got a good lady by your

1327
01:22:40.560 --> 01:22:44.000
side. Now, well, that's
correct, I mean everything's coming up guard

1328
01:22:44.039 --> 01:22:45.399
really why have you got to complain
about it? Greatly? By your side,

1329
01:22:45.479 --> 01:22:47.920
you know, you're doing what you
enjoy when it comes to like you

1330
01:22:47.920 --> 01:22:51.399
said editing, but you' also podcasting
for a living complain Yeah yeah, yeah.

1331
01:22:53.159 --> 01:22:56.760
But when I was a kid,
it was very kind of uptight about

1332
01:22:56.840 --> 01:23:01.640
so many things. And yeah,
I'll run into people to worry about it.

1333
01:23:01.920 --> 01:23:04.800
You shouldn't have to worry about it. Absolutely absolutely, I'll run into

1334
01:23:04.800 --> 01:23:06.840
people from there and say, oh, you were so good. I'm like,

1335
01:23:08.920 --> 01:23:10.880
really, well. One thing I'll
say to me, why didn't we

1336
01:23:10.920 --> 01:23:13.560
make out? Then? Yeah,
that's true. One thing I'll say to

1337
01:23:13.600 --> 01:23:15.520
my kids when they're in high school, right, I'll say to them,

1338
01:23:15.720 --> 01:23:18.520
Look, as long as you get
in getting by and you're still learning,

1339
01:23:18.520 --> 01:23:20.640
you're not disrupting the class. I
don't give a fuck, right, Like,

1340
01:23:20.760 --> 01:23:24.760
just try, but don't stress if
you don't get a great score if

1341
01:23:24.760 --> 01:23:27.439
you try it, because nothing fucking
matters until like year twelve, you know,

1342
01:23:27.520 --> 01:23:30.960
like if you fail an examine your
nine, it doesn't matter, you

1343
01:23:30.039 --> 01:23:31.720
know what I mean? Like,
and I used to get stress out about

1344
01:23:31.720 --> 01:23:34.239
oh I've got to get an A
and it's like, why did I let

1345
01:23:34.279 --> 01:23:38.640
myself get consumed by this and none
of it mattered, you know. Yeah,

1346
01:23:38.680 --> 01:23:43.039
I mean you've got to understand what
matters exactly. Just just work out

1347
01:23:43.119 --> 01:23:45.279
like what's going to get you buy
and then just as long as you're trying,

1348
01:23:45.359 --> 01:23:46.760
right, you know what I mean, like put in the effort,

1349
01:23:46.800 --> 01:23:51.279
don't fuck about try and just enjoy
yourself. Yeah. Absolutely. This one

1350
01:23:51.359 --> 01:23:55.479
here is from Kirsty Hodgkinson. She
says, what would younger dan to a

1351
01:23:55.520 --> 01:23:59.479
guy think about being podcasts? I
mean, younger Dante. If you told

1352
01:23:59.520 --> 01:24:00.720
eight year old and hey, you're
going to earn a living by talking about

1353
01:24:00.760 --> 01:24:04.720
the Simpsons, I'm like, I
have found my dream job. No,

1354
01:24:05.680 --> 01:24:10.560
oh, look it's pretty neat.
I mean there's actually a video of me

1355
01:24:10.680 --> 01:24:13.680
on a home video somewhere in this
house coming I think's in the garage of

1356
01:24:14.000 --> 01:24:15.079
someone saying to me, what are
gonna be when you're old? I'm like,

1357
01:24:15.159 --> 01:24:18.039
I'm going to find a way to
make money from the Simpsons? And

1358
01:24:18.079 --> 01:24:23.399
I fucking did. I don't know
it. Yeah, I've mentioned this on

1359
01:24:23.439 --> 01:24:25.439
the on the show in the past, but I mean, you know,

1360
01:24:25.439 --> 01:24:30.680
when I was about ten years old, my mate JP would sort of make

1361
01:24:30.199 --> 01:24:33.119
radio show you said this, Yeah, you don't have him anymore. Nah,

1362
01:24:33.199 --> 01:24:36.039
Yeah, the tape of me somewhere
when I was four doing it.

1363
01:24:36.119 --> 01:24:39.840
Yeah, yeah, yeah, And
I mean one of the other things,

1364
01:24:39.880 --> 01:24:43.520
and I'm sure I've talked about this. In grade five, I had this

1365
01:24:43.520 --> 01:24:45.439
teacher, mister Davies. He was
a preck. I did not like that

1366
01:24:45.479 --> 01:24:47.159
guy, and he did not like
either. One. I said, you're

1367
01:24:47.159 --> 01:24:49.600
going to mount to nothing. No, no one ever said I. Man

1368
01:24:49.640 --> 01:24:57.520
wouldn't amount nothing except me. But
one thing he did that was very valid

1369
01:24:57.640 --> 01:25:02.279
and very worthwhile. On a Friday
afternoon, after lunch we wouldn't have classes

1370
01:25:02.319 --> 01:25:04.680
so much, he would do this
thing called Radio five GS. We were

1371
01:25:04.680 --> 01:25:08.439
in grade five at the time,
and it was basically we would have put

1372
01:25:08.479 --> 01:25:11.279
together a radio show. I don't
think we'd record it or anything like that,

1373
01:25:11.319 --> 01:25:13.640
but you know, just do it. Yeah. We're like, Okay,

1374
01:25:13.720 --> 01:25:15.960
you're the announcer, lead us into
the news. What else are we

1375
01:25:16.000 --> 01:25:20.640
going to have in this? You
know, what's this hour long block of

1376
01:25:20.760 --> 01:25:24.279
recording. We're gonna have news?
What else are we gonna have? We're

1377
01:25:24.279 --> 01:25:28.640
gonna have reviews, We're going to
have interviews with farafor said, yeah,

1378
01:25:28.640 --> 01:25:31.880
what are we going to have?
And yeah, me being a little ham

1379
01:25:31.960 --> 01:25:34.520
I was like, I'll be the
ideas. Yeah, you know, and

1380
01:25:34.600 --> 01:25:38.319
I was the one who sort was
driving. I was the host, and

1381
01:25:38.600 --> 01:25:41.960
I really really enjoyed it. And
I mean, I'm always yeah, I

1382
01:25:41.960 --> 01:25:43.880
haven't done a lot of radio in
my life. I've done a bit,

1383
01:25:44.279 --> 01:25:47.359
but there's a lot. There's a
fairly sort of Hammy show busy streak in

1384
01:25:47.399 --> 01:25:50.880
the Davison and Rossa that's my mother's
maiden name. Good dad was a born

1385
01:25:50.880 --> 01:25:54.800
show man, wasn't he. He
was a big old ham Bobby Davis,

1386
01:25:55.520 --> 01:25:59.319
God bless him. And yeah,
to be able to I don't want to

1387
01:25:59.359 --> 01:26:02.520
get too emotional, but to be
able to do this with you on the

1388
01:26:02.560 --> 01:26:08.319
regular, to have people listening to
it and seemingly enjoying, that's the thing.

1389
01:26:08.319 --> 01:26:10.560
When people say how much I enjoy
it's like, oh shit, this

1390
01:26:10.600 --> 01:26:14.640
actually means something. It's it's an
absolute privilege, it's an absolute honor.

1391
01:26:14.640 --> 01:26:16.720
I mean, I'm I'm I can't
thank you enough for bringing me into this.

1392
01:26:16.880 --> 01:26:21.119
We were bombarded with emails. I'm
probably twelve. It's a lot of

1393
01:26:21.159 --> 01:26:25.199
people saying, can go come back
to the South type podcast next week?

1394
01:26:25.279 --> 01:26:30.560
Is No, I've got to get
my teeth done. There going away.

1395
01:26:31.399 --> 01:26:33.800
People just love it. I mean, you've been around here now nearly as

1396
01:26:33.800 --> 01:26:36.600
long as Mitch has. Oh my
god, because Mitch was me left in

1397
01:26:36.640 --> 01:26:40.199
tweent so he wasn't out for five
years. You started this in tweeny,

1398
01:26:40.279 --> 01:26:43.319
so you're better year off. Okay. Yeah, so it's almost like we've

1399
01:26:43.359 --> 01:26:45.960
well, hopefully you know, one
more year. We don't new Man,

1400
01:26:47.239 --> 01:26:53.439
don't bring me yokos into that situation. But no, I'm seriously, I

1401
01:26:53.439 --> 01:26:58.039
mean, this is this is something
that I really really enjoy doing, something

1402
01:26:58.079 --> 01:27:00.359
that I think I would have wanted
to do, yeah, all my life.

1403
01:27:00.439 --> 01:27:03.319
And no, it's just an honor
to be part of it. Man.

1404
01:27:03.399 --> 01:27:05.960
It's just funny how the universe just
worked extu us Like Mitche was getting

1405
01:27:05.960 --> 01:27:09.840
sick of doing the show and then
you just rocked up a popcort and you're

1406
01:27:09.840 --> 01:27:12.680
like, Hi, I'm gay David. I know everything about movies and television.

1407
01:27:13.840 --> 01:27:16.359
That's like, hm, why is
he talking about Trey Parker. That's

1408
01:27:16.439 --> 01:27:21.800
right, Tom, That's just think
they could have sat me next to Roland,

1409
01:27:21.840 --> 01:27:28.800
Yeah, which would have been nice
as well. Yes, but it's

1410
01:27:28.800 --> 01:27:30.479
all worked out. Indeed. Yeah, he shot out to Roland. I

1411
01:27:30.479 --> 01:27:33.279
hope you're listening. Yes, share
to Rolling. We even give shares to

1412
01:27:33.359 --> 01:27:36.560
Rolling in like the Friends podcasts.
Nicola loves him as well. We didn't

1413
01:27:36.560 --> 01:27:40.239
get rolled on the podcast. We
really do do it. Let's make it

1414
01:27:40.279 --> 01:27:42.399
happen. Let's make it happen.
Yeah, it could be like a very

1415
01:27:42.399 --> 01:27:46.520
special Christmas episode or something. Why
not. Yeah, we imagine listeners out

1416
01:27:46.560 --> 01:27:49.079
there that you will fall in love
with Roland just as just as we have.

1417
01:27:49.159 --> 01:27:54.439
He will be the next host.
You'll get rid of me, Dead

1418
01:27:54.479 --> 01:27:58.720
may Own Green be the guy in
Roland Show. Final question, Harrison mcclul

1419
01:27:58.760 --> 01:28:00.159
did you ever see someone you knew
from high school going to go on to

1420
01:28:00.199 --> 01:28:03.479
turn out completely different to what you
were expecting them to do? So going

1421
01:28:03.479 --> 01:28:06.159
from a loser to a big success
or going from gifted bride to having a

1422
01:28:06.199 --> 01:28:12.600
down for et cetera. Umm m, I'm just trying to think. I

1423
01:28:12.640 --> 01:28:14.399
don't really know. I was thinking
about this the other day. I really

1424
01:28:14.439 --> 01:28:17.640
know many people from who went to
high school with I tried to find some

1425
01:28:17.720 --> 01:28:21.279
recently and I'm like there was,
actually there was one person the other day

1426
01:28:21.279 --> 01:28:25.479
I sent to Nicol. I'm like, this chick here was like the chick

1427
01:28:25.760 --> 01:28:28.439
everyone wanted to be with. You
know, she was like the hot one.

1428
01:28:28.560 --> 01:28:30.880
You know, everyone just want to
be want to be her boyfriend,

1429
01:28:30.880 --> 01:28:32.319
blah blah blah, and like year
nine, year ten, and then shot

1430
01:28:32.399 --> 01:28:34.239
moved schools and everyone's like, oh, wonder what happened to And I looked

1431
01:28:34.239 --> 01:28:42.000
it up and I'm like, oh, oh my, in what way?

1432
01:28:42.039 --> 01:28:49.760
I mean did we? And no, in just a conspiracy theorist incredibly obese

1433
01:28:49.840 --> 01:28:55.680
okay changes the profile three times a
day on Facebook. Just I was like,

1434
01:28:55.880 --> 01:29:00.119
Wow, you were like the it
girl. I knew someone like that.

1435
01:29:00.359 --> 01:29:01.159
It's a story I was too sad
to tell. So I don't know

1436
01:29:01.159 --> 01:29:06.000
if I'm it really is actually,
so I won't go I won't go too

1437
01:29:06.000 --> 01:29:09.640
deep into it. But yes,
I mean, look, I think the

1438
01:29:09.680 --> 01:29:13.960
bulk of the people that I knew
and hung around with in high school,

1439
01:29:14.720 --> 01:29:16.880
I would say that we've changed that
none of us have changed all that much.

1440
01:29:16.920 --> 01:29:18.479
I mean, of course we've changed, because you know, we've got

1441
01:29:18.479 --> 01:29:23.560
plenty of miles on the meter.
But I haven't seen too many radical one

1442
01:29:23.560 --> 01:29:29.119
to eighty degree shifts. I mean, people change, but they not that

1443
01:29:29.199 --> 01:29:31.000
many changed that radically, to the
best of my knowledge, last of my

1444
01:29:31.039 --> 01:29:34.600
experience. Shall we say I was. I felt pretty good about myself recently.

1445
01:29:34.640 --> 01:29:39.800
I went to a Woolworths around here, and when I wasn't, I

1446
01:29:39.840 --> 01:29:42.319
dropped out of UNI right because I
started working at Ford and I sorted I

1447
01:29:42.359 --> 01:29:43.800
dropped out of Union. I was
like, I'm going to get a full

1448
01:29:43.840 --> 01:29:45.279
time job, just work right.
I wasn't enjoying Union. I was just

1449
01:29:45.319 --> 01:29:47.920
like, it's a waste of time
and money. And then I remember when

1450
01:29:47.920 --> 01:29:50.039
I did it. There was this
guy that made fun of me for dropping

1451
01:29:50.039 --> 01:29:53.039
out. Oh yeah, the drop
out. You saw me out in towns

1452
01:29:53.079 --> 01:29:55.520
like, oh it's the dropout a
yeah, and everyone's like, you're forging

1453
01:29:55.560 --> 01:29:59.520
to drop out? What a prick. I saw this guy and it was

1454
01:29:59.520 --> 01:30:04.800
stuck in shells at fucking wool Worst, and I was like, fuck you.

1455
01:30:04.960 --> 01:30:08.159
We are not here to disparage on
its labor. Of course, if

1456
01:30:08.199 --> 01:30:10.800
you're going to be a dick.
Yes it was. It was me going

1457
01:30:10.800 --> 01:30:16.640
back and beating up the bully.
You're Superman Superman too, but yeah,

1458
01:30:16.640 --> 01:30:19.600
if you're gonna play stupid games,
you win stupid prizes. That's why I

1459
01:30:19.640 --> 01:30:23.359
always loved the end of never Inenning
story where he's like there's a falco the

1460
01:30:23.359 --> 01:30:26.159
big dog thing that he was sitting
on that used to fly around with because

1461
01:30:26.159 --> 01:30:28.159
you get bullied a lot. The
Sebastian kid and he's like, focus,

1462
01:30:28.239 --> 01:30:30.039
what do you want to do?
Is like let's go back and get those

1463
01:30:30.039 --> 01:30:33.119
bullies like like scared to share these
bullies and stuff. And I'm like,

1464
01:30:33.600 --> 01:30:36.399
something was really good about the eighties, you know, you'd have that where

1465
01:30:38.399 --> 01:30:40.479
it was okay for bullies to get
the come up with this even though there

1466
01:30:40.479 --> 01:30:43.600
were kids is like fucking kids,
Yeah, whereas these days it's kind of

1467
01:30:43.640 --> 01:30:45.800
like, how about some reconciliation.
Yeah, how about we know, how

1468
01:30:45.800 --> 01:30:48.079
about we work it out? I
mediations Like, no, that bully needs

1469
01:30:48.119 --> 01:30:55.760
to get his fucking ass kid.
Oh good times. All right, all

1470
01:30:55.840 --> 01:30:58.920
right, that's the end of Springfield
Up. I hope you guys enjoyed our

1471
01:30:58.920 --> 01:31:00.840
review. We're gonna came up to
an hour, but we were going to

1472
01:31:00.880 --> 01:31:04.000
try and keep this said before and
yeah, we sort of started getting emotional

1473
01:31:04.039 --> 01:31:06.600
and reminiscent, and this weepens when
you start the podcast at the forty five

1474
01:31:06.600 --> 01:31:13.840
minute mark. That is the shortestod
of The Simpsons, the longest episode of

1475
01:31:13.880 --> 01:31:15.840
four Fingered disc gap. All right, next episode of the Simpsons is yocal

1476
01:31:15.880 --> 01:31:19.640
Cords, and I started watching it
last night. Now apparently it's Lisa trying

1477
01:31:19.640 --> 01:31:24.680
to teach the Sparkler children, right. I watched like the first like ten

1478
01:31:24.680 --> 01:31:26.600
minutes of it, and I was
like, Okay, this feels like a

1479
01:31:26.640 --> 01:31:30.079
more the proper episode of The Simpsons. So I enjoyed the first ten minutes

1480
01:31:30.119 --> 01:31:31.840
more than I enjoyed this episode,
maybe because I was tired. I'm not

1481
01:31:31.840 --> 01:31:35.039
too sure, but I didn't really
get to the clearest part yet. So

1482
01:31:35.239 --> 01:31:41.479
we'll be back in next week to
yes, talk all things Spuckler. But

1483
01:31:41.520 --> 01:31:44.000
by the way, guys, was
going to be doing another Christmas show coming

1484
01:31:44.079 --> 01:31:45.399
up in a couple of weeks as
well, close at Christmas time, so

1485
01:31:45.560 --> 01:31:47.960
we won't be I'm gonna get a
schedule. We hang on one second,

1486
01:31:48.479 --> 01:31:51.560
Yes, Dando has sort of threatened
me. I'm back at the schedule.

1487
01:31:53.399 --> 01:31:55.520
Half of these have already recorded,
so it's all good, guys, like

1488
01:31:55.560 --> 01:31:58.680
that looks like a lot of recording
like it won't be and a lot of

1489
01:31:58.680 --> 01:32:01.319
them with Nicola. So here we're
going to be doing the yokal one and

1490
01:32:01.479 --> 01:32:05.119
after the Yokeal Cords episode is going
to be the Christmas special. Okay,

1491
01:32:05.239 --> 01:32:10.800
So if you want to get the
Christmas Special actually on Christmas on twenty first

1492
01:32:10.840 --> 01:32:13.520
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1493
01:32:13.560 --> 01:32:15.960
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1494
01:32:15.039 --> 01:32:20.279
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1495
01:32:20.279 --> 01:32:23.800
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1496
01:32:23.800 --> 01:32:26.119
actually enjoyed it or not. Chances
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1497
01:32:26.199 --> 01:32:29.039
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1498
01:32:29.079 --> 01:32:30.560
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1499
01:32:30.600 --> 01:32:33.079
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1500
01:32:33.119 --> 01:32:35.920
much again for all of your support. But of course the next episode of

1501
01:32:36.000 --> 01:32:40.079
four Finger Discount will be Yocal Cords. I've got some plans for us in

1502
01:32:40.119 --> 01:32:43.560
twenty twenty four regarding to this show, Oh my gosh. And basically it

1503
01:32:43.600 --> 01:32:45.199
means we're going to be going back
to the Golden You're at least once a

1504
01:32:45.199 --> 01:32:49.079
month. Sounds good, sounds good. Let's do that. Let's do that.

1505
01:32:49.239 --> 01:32:51.359
Indeed, all right, guys,
thanks again for all of you support.

1506
01:32:51.359 --> 01:32:55.960
Mister Tod has any final words for
those incredible listeners out there. Listeners,

1507
01:32:55.960 --> 01:32:58.479
I am after work on the first
draft of Pontiff No Return