1 00:00:00,040 --> 00:00:02,480 Who was the person that helped him of Was it Jua that helped him with 2 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:06,759 those great computer graphics for the card? Yeah? Yeah yeah? And and 3 00:00:07,080 --> 00:00:19,079 Culver says about Jua's ability on pages the word processing application on on Max that 4 00:00:20,719 --> 00:00:26,120 he's good at computers. Yeah, which is a very potato farmer thing, 5 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:30,559 just like are you an old potato far He's pretty good at computers, so 6 00:00:30,719 --> 00:00:51,799 I gave him the card duties. What the fuck? Hi? Hello, 7 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:55,200 and welcome to Brno, the brand spanking episode of another Below Dark podcast. 8 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:58,560 My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one Patrick Hicky. Great 9 00:00:58,600 --> 00:01:03,439 to be here. Permission to come aboard granted, white cloth tonight. Oh 10 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:07,640 yes, Dalen, Hi, what's up dude? That much? How are 11 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,640 you doing? I'm well, I love this show so much too. It's 12 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:19,799 so fantastic, not just when you compare it to like the pantheon of reality 13 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:23,280 television. I'm not talking about legacy. I mean, obviously, what was 14 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:26,840 that episode of Housewives where they all go to the place and everything gets crazy 15 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:33,959 and Bethany Frankel says, takers in actually like there are obviously like Mount Russates 16 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:37,560 something like that. Don't be uncool. I'm not talking about moments, and 17 00:01:37,599 --> 00:01:40,239 I'm not being very clear right now. What I'm trying to say is this 18 00:01:40,359 --> 00:01:46,879 reality television show compared to other Bravo shows is just as good as other Bravos 19 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:51,680 will phenomenal, I will put first off, let's let's all admit this to 20 00:01:51,719 --> 00:01:56,040 ourselves. Summer House and Winter House suck. They absolutely are not nearly as 21 00:01:56,120 --> 00:02:00,799 entertaining as as a single standalone episode and a requiem plays for Carl and Lindsey. 22 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:07,080 Who could have seen that coming? But we're not here to talk about 23 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:12,080 this hate those shows. I want to say this too, Dylan and add 24 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:15,800 onto this God, I hope they I hope Down Under comes back. I 25 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:20,400 have I have a bad feeling that we won't see that franchise again. I 26 00:02:20,439 --> 00:02:23,000 just have a bad feeling. But I have a bad feeling that somebody told 27 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,759 us that it wasn't coming back. And I have a bad feeling that me 28 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:29,879 and you were both like upon hearing that. What how does that make any 29 00:02:29,879 --> 00:02:32,159 sense? I'll show so good first off, I think we can all agree 30 00:02:32,199 --> 00:02:38,319 as Barnacles or listeners to this podcast, most of us would say two episodes 31 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:42,319 a night, little too much, little too much? But that being said, 32 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:46,960 that's the only thing that takes away from my enjoyment of this particular season 33 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:50,479 is two episodes I have to swallow in a single night. I mean, 34 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:54,280 the storylines are crazy, amazing casting. It's I mean, look, there's 35 00:02:54,319 --> 00:02:59,000 been some terrible things that have happened too, but you could learn a little 36 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:04,000 bit about things two ages. Yeah, it's been a crazy ride. Although 37 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,759 Dylan, I must tell you, I am very concerned. I think we 38 00:03:07,879 --> 00:03:12,000 got like two maybe three episodes left. I'm concerned that we are on the 39 00:03:12,039 --> 00:03:15,800 way down. What I mean, we didn't see Margo loser job. I'm 40 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:20,039 happy for that. I like Margo a lot. Yeah, Zarina and Juo 41 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:23,919 have now consummated their little relationship. Yeah, you know, Margo's a good 42 00:03:23,919 --> 00:03:27,599 sport. I'm excited to call her drunk tonight. It'll be fine, you 43 00:03:27,639 --> 00:03:30,879 know, I mean there was any reason to if there was ever a reason 44 00:03:30,879 --> 00:03:32,919 to drink, she has a good one. But you know, anyways, 45 00:03:34,039 --> 00:03:37,280 yeah, yeah, but you know, you still gotta the rules, rules 46 00:03:37,319 --> 00:03:38,520 of rules. You're not supposed to be drunk while you're on a shift, 47 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:42,199 you know. I feel like the Native Americans cursed that soil. They're all 48 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:46,319 drunks up there. You know. Well, anyway, am I getting into 49 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:49,199 my thoughts and not stilling? Well, let me just put this out there. 50 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:52,319 I am concerned. I think there's two episodes left and then a reunion. 51 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,840 What do we do? Fourteen fifteen last night? Then there's sixteen seven? 52 00:03:53,879 --> 00:03:57,280 Yeah, yeah, that's what I think. I don't think. I 53 00:03:57,319 --> 00:04:01,400 think this is gonna just kind of grind down to a very very slow conclusion 54 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:04,199 to this season. All right, well, Grim reaperbout how did you feel 55 00:04:04,199 --> 00:04:09,639 about this episode? Before you say that, let's get into public services. 56 00:04:09,919 --> 00:04:15,600 They've got a lot com Okay, so Netflix has uh like a Beyonce drop 57 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:23,480 dropped the Bunyon that is, after the altar on Netflix. Three episodes all 58 00:04:23,519 --> 00:04:27,959 bad. Patrick and I will become, I mean, hilariously bad. You 59 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:31,800 know, Netflix is daring you to hate this show. I mean their show 60 00:04:32,079 --> 00:04:42,040 Love is Blind. They're daring you because you got dare and or truth or 61 00:04:42,279 --> 00:04:46,279 challenge accepted. Me and pat will be breaking the entire thing down in a 62 00:04:46,399 --> 00:04:53,639 very kind of formless way at patreon dot com, slash another podcast network. 63 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,839 You know, when you have a water purp, it's like it's like due 64 00:04:55,920 --> 00:05:00,839 to carbonation It's just I'm just drinking happen. Yeah, yeah, I am. 65 00:05:00,879 --> 00:05:04,079 But Netflix season five is coming. We will be covering that at patreon 66 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:08,399 dot com slash into the podcast network. We'll give you guys some crumbs. 67 00:05:08,399 --> 00:05:10,959 We'll do some free episodes here and there, but most of it will be 68 00:05:10,959 --> 00:05:15,120 behind a paywall. Also behind a paywall is our season one coverage below deck 69 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:20,360 og. We just dropped an episode with the Devil herself Chiefs to Adrian. 70 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:25,160 Some tea on that episode, ah yeah, a lot of tea. There. 71 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:32,360 A lovely and at times uncomfortable interview with one Adrian who is Adrian iTunes, 72 00:05:32,399 --> 00:05:35,279 writings and reviews, socials, all that stuff. Let's get into the 73 00:05:35,279 --> 00:05:42,120 episode. Pots and knots. Okay, I always wondered what happens when someone 74 00:05:42,399 --> 00:05:46,199 like dies on a yacht, right, you know, because they have limited 75 00:05:46,279 --> 00:05:49,600 medical limited medical skill set. I guess what did he? What did Captain 76 00:05:49,639 --> 00:05:53,759 Hotpants say they have? I love the start of this episode, outside of 77 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:58,240 the guy having a seizure or dying. I love the tinfoil route we can 78 00:05:58,240 --> 00:06:01,839 go down right combined route and road. We never saw that guy again. 79 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:06,319 They say that he didn't die, he doesn't come back. But he does 80 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:11,160 not come back. The name was Josh. I think they were so they 81 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:15,319 were like that happens to him all the time as he got in a cat 82 00:06:15,399 --> 00:06:20,000 skin. That's fucking insane that that happens. Anyways, go ahead, okay. 83 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:24,399 And then also there was the Margot drama. Would she be fired? 84 00:06:24,480 --> 00:06:27,519 Would she not be fired? I was betting that she would, because you 85 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,399 know, you're not supposed to be fucking getting loaded while you're doing service. 86 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:38,120 I'm being loaded in Daisy Jones in the Six Shades Loaded, but alas it 87 00:06:38,199 --> 00:06:40,560 happened. And then of course we have the setup that I believe at the 88 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:44,079 tail end of the episode of the will be My Girlfriend proposal one of the 89 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:47,079 greatest things I've seen on the history of the show in the history wrong word, 90 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:53,199 but my god. Oh and Culvert, you can you can tell your 91 00:06:53,199 --> 00:06:56,319 parents to stop leaving us one star reviews on below back. I know that's 92 00:06:56,360 --> 00:07:00,319 your family, Captain Lego. Ahead, I can read between the line. 93 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,120 See, you guys are not funny. You're hurtful to people on the show. 94 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,360 We get it, Culver, tell mommy to lay off us. Okay, 95 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:10,079 it's all out of love, Kim, It's all out of love Okay, 96 00:07:10,319 --> 00:07:14,079 decent episode seventy knots. I thought it was an incredible episode. We 97 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:18,399 saw somebody die. That's a first, that's unbelievable. We also saw Culver 98 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:30,199 hold a woman at gunpoint. Uh listen. I'm always a fan of a 99 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:34,680 check yes or no, I think it's cute, but not this one. 100 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:39,800 This one was strange to me. Those two. I'm excited to get into 101 00:07:39,839 --> 00:07:44,879 the dynamic of their relationship over the course of our breakdown of these two episodes, 102 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:49,240 because we've got two very, very fucking weird people, very weird people. 103 00:07:49,319 --> 00:07:53,759 I called her she Lab last episode. She is peak she Lab in 104 00:07:54,079 --> 00:07:57,519 this week. And by the way, I hadn't caught caught that reference when 105 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:03,480 you mentioned it on y podcast. Very apt, so apt, my god. 106 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:05,759 But yeah, the second episode of this week, she's like, you're 107 00:08:05,759 --> 00:08:09,600 not going in the hot tub, You're getting in that room and you're giving 108 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:11,839 me that dick. You're like, oh my, what the fuck is going 109 00:08:11,920 --> 00:08:20,480 on? Keith Stone? But yeah, amazing first episode. We'll get into 110 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,399 it. But I just have to say one of the reasons why this season 111 00:08:22,519 --> 00:08:28,319 is so good is because there have been peaks of dramatic tension, some very 112 00:08:28,439 --> 00:08:35,240 very upsetting, some hilarious, like Culver throwing a fit when he couldn't find 113 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:46,000 the blender. But it's more the Elmer's kind of foundation that this entire fucking 114 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:50,080 crew has. They're just lovely. I mean, I wouldn't call them family 115 00:08:50,159 --> 00:08:56,720 because their sea rats, they don't really have loyalty. But Harry, Luca, 116 00:08:56,200 --> 00:09:01,519 Serena, Margo, Asha cotcast up in thick ass Hot Captain. They're 117 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:07,799 all coming together in such a fucking amazing way. This is this is why 118 00:09:07,879 --> 00:09:13,080 people fell in love with Rachel and Zoe and whoever else was on the Joey 119 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,039 and whoever else was on the show. There is a friend's type of caucation 120 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:20,039 here that it is just so lovely. Yes, I agree. Ninety nine 121 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:24,200 pots k I thought it was quite a good episode. Seventy nine knots. 122 00:09:24,639 --> 00:09:26,519 You know, I was listening back to the other one. I took way 123 00:09:26,559 --> 00:09:30,159 too long to get into the episode. Then I just did it again. 124 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,559 So I think all of this I wouldn't change a thing or cut anything. 125 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,519 I mean, I think it was just all needed to really set up what's 126 00:09:35,559 --> 00:09:39,799 going on in another podcast network universe here. Dill, Let's get into it. 127 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:43,639 If you don't mind till may I start off, because I'd like start 128 00:09:43,639 --> 00:09:48,080 off with an observation. Well, the guest receives immediate medical attention from the 129 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:50,879 crew, and although I appreciate a number of the crew members being trained in 130 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:56,720 medical aid, I was terrified to learn that it would be twenty five minutes 131 00:09:56,799 --> 00:10:00,279 until a medic could make it to the boat. Dare I say, if 132 00:10:00,279 --> 00:10:03,639 there was an actual heart attack or something more serious, at that point you 133 00:10:03,679 --> 00:10:07,279 just call for a body back. Yeah, yeah, twenty five minutes. 134 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:11,440 That's a long time, right, right, right. That's like if you 135 00:10:11,759 --> 00:10:18,360 if you get bit by a snake, really anywhere where you can get bit 136 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:22,279 by a snake that could really bite you, there's no point And you know, 137 00:10:22,399 --> 00:10:28,279 I mean twenty five minute response time. I get it, you're in 138 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:31,440 the middle of the ocean. But the things that this guy had to go 139 00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:37,759 through he exeised or had a heart attack on this boat was rallied around. 140 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:43,639 We have High Captain Jason saying, you know, we're medically trained, not 141 00:10:43,759 --> 00:10:50,960 that good. 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Okay, 185 00:13:50,919 --> 00:13:54,840 I might be a millionaire next month. You know what I'm saying. So 186 00:13:54,720 --> 00:14:00,399 hot, Captain is just like, you know, we're we're not trained to 187 00:14:00,399 --> 00:14:03,159 do this, And I was just thinking, like obviously not like you're you're 188 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:09,960 hot, Captain, you're better at plowing yachts into marinas than you are saving 189 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:15,159 this guy's life. But then after all of it takes place, there's this 190 00:14:15,279 --> 00:14:20,000 really sad moment with Asha where she's, you know, heartbroken at the side 191 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:24,519 of this because of what she's been through. I'll say it again, Asha, 192 00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:31,919 She's been through so much in life and she has come out the other 193 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:35,759 side such a wonderful human being because life can turn people into better pieces of 194 00:14:35,799 --> 00:14:39,360 shit. Oh, Asha's we make fun of our you know. I have 195 00:14:39,399 --> 00:14:41,679 a nickname for I call it Kermit. Yeah. Hey, can we have 196 00:14:41,679 --> 00:14:45,759 a little improv where you play Kermit? Can you? Okay? You just 197 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,159 on the dinner guests, you know, and then we just went through all 198 00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:50,159 this. You tell me that you also had a family member that suffers from 199 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:56,559 Caesar Caesar's Caesar's Caesars. I'm having one right now, can you? Can 200 00:14:56,559 --> 00:15:00,519 you do? Okay, So we're gonna do improv? Yeah, promise it. 201 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:07,120 You want me to your Kermit? Okay? Yeah, yeah, just 202 00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:13,799 tell me you you can relate? Uh, how are you good? Good? 203 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:20,480 Good? Has the steak in Lopester? Well we don't have any Oh 204 00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:26,120 yeah, yeah, oh that's right. I Uh, I have experience with 205 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,799 seizures. Yeah, great, show must go on. Let's get some plates 206 00:15:28,799 --> 00:15:33,039 in front of us. Okay, okay, So I wanted to ask you 207 00:15:33,399 --> 00:15:39,720 how you feel or how you felt about their can do attitude after their friend 208 00:15:39,799 --> 00:15:43,480 died. Show must go on. Yeah, dude, it was so fun. 209 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,639 He they get a call, Oh, you know, Ernie would want 210 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:50,759 us to have a good time. And that guy's name was Ernie. It 211 00:15:50,879 --> 00:15:56,080 was Josh. Does not fit that guy, but yeah, the one dude 212 00:15:56,120 --> 00:16:00,120 gets a call I think from the guy at the hospital and he's just like, 213 00:16:00,639 --> 00:16:04,639 oh, he's forty been. All right, Well you can call us 214 00:16:04,679 --> 00:16:08,320 if you want on it and a night. We're gonna keep spinning the wheel. 215 00:16:10,639 --> 00:16:14,320 You have to you really do? I think it's a more evolved attitude 216 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:18,360 towards death. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean the booze is here. 217 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,480 He's not, you know, but this is when they talk about how 218 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:26,840 they've seen him do this before. And I don't know if he has like 219 00:16:26,879 --> 00:16:32,799 epilepsy or something, but if you if you've seen this twice, you should 220 00:16:32,879 --> 00:16:36,840 not have that dinner. The wheel should not be spun again because we've got 221 00:16:36,879 --> 00:16:42,440 a serious, serious fucking problem. And here we go with the uh, 222 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:48,279 Margo, the drunk kind of ball rolling down the hill. A few chugs 223 00:16:48,279 --> 00:16:52,320 of that veno. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Can 224 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:55,919 I explain to Margo how to be a proper drunk while cameras are filming you? 225 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,639 Yeah? Yeah, okay, Margo, that's not sure. This is 226 00:16:57,639 --> 00:17:03,120 for all fucking sea rats. Yeah. Put an empty coffee mug in the 227 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:07,559 sink. When you pour out the glasses to the cameras and us as an 228 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:11,039 audience, will look like you're pouring the red wine down the sink, but 229 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:15,720 it's actually into a mug. You can then sip on that mug. You 230 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:21,279 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa? How do you mean that for Margot? 231 00:17:21,359 --> 00:17:22,359 Okay, okay, I was riding my notes. I was like, 232 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:25,759 yeah, I think it might be going a little hard on her, and 233 00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:30,839 then you said so. Now I feel pretty alleviated. It's Margo, it's 234 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,640 a life hack. It's a c rat hack. I got a better idea. 235 00:17:33,799 --> 00:17:37,640 Yes, you know the soap dispenser. Oh yeah, you wash that 236 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:41,640 thing out good, right, and then you just go under and you square 237 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:45,359 it in your mouth. Everyone just get as good as the coffee. No, 238 00:17:45,359 --> 00:17:48,440 no, I think it's fun. I think it's a good way to 239 00:17:48,839 --> 00:17:52,279 get around that whole thing where the camera is capture you drinking a lot in 240 00:17:52,359 --> 00:18:00,119 the middle of a shift. So it's going to be a crab summer roll 241 00:18:00,119 --> 00:18:12,240 with mango sauce for dinner. The word sauce should be used in a couple 242 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:22,720 of different places, Taco Bell, Guy Fiery restaurants, you know, Deli's, 243 00:18:22,839 --> 00:18:26,400 stuff like that. At least Deli's will say dressing. Let's call this 244 00:18:26,559 --> 00:18:32,240 a reductions. Let's just not go with mango sauce, right, because it's 245 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:37,799 not a Guy Fieri's hell raising kitchen at La I agree. Watch Chopped More. 246 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:41,200 They have fun with the way they explain, you know, the dinners, 247 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:45,079 and Serena knows how to throw a word on that, of course, 248 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:47,599 because yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, what do you call it a 249 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:51,759 reduced reduction into a what do they call it where they break down something so 250 00:18:51,799 --> 00:18:53,759 they say it's like it's most molecular astronomy. No, no, no, 251 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:59,079 no, where they're like a deconstructor. Yeah, yeah, it's a deconstructed 252 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:00,880 cake. It looks like a bunch of fucking crumbs on a plate to me, 253 00:19:02,319 --> 00:19:04,200 Yeah, yeah, all right, anyway, let me do a meanwhile, 254 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:10,200 here, Dela Meanwhile, Captain Lego had Head has somehow found himself back 255 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:15,079 in the good graces of Zerina because he's picking away at those food samples there. 256 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,480 Yeah, can someone tell this asshole the saint costco Okay, get the 257 00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:22,559 fuck to work, all right? Well? Also, I was heartbroken to 258 00:19:22,599 --> 00:19:30,319 see Serena humoring this and and feeding Lego had the way that she has been 259 00:19:30,839 --> 00:19:36,400 private school girl sees this and is the spawn, and she's very very upset 260 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:41,000 that Culver would go into the galley and proceed to eat as opposed to checking 261 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,039 in on her after witnessing someone die. Now I have a few theories on 262 00:19:45,079 --> 00:19:49,839 this. Yeah, while Culver continues on his useless tour, because he will 263 00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:55,359 make his way back to Jamain, and I think in the launch room the 264 00:19:55,359 --> 00:20:00,200 the idea of Zerina now being kind of semi kind of cordial with Culver is 265 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:06,279 because she's fucking moved on. She is now rubbing Joal's balls and the sexual 266 00:20:06,359 --> 00:20:10,039 chemistry is off the charts, So now she can have a little fun fucking 267 00:20:10,039 --> 00:20:15,079 with her once competitor, which is Jamal. Love that, so welcome him 268 00:20:15,079 --> 00:20:18,680 in and torture her a little bit because you've moved on it's the best of 269 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:23,920 both worlds. Interesting. Interesting, The tables have done turns saying so the 270 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:30,079 wheel is spinning, the Coco Lopez cans are getting cracked. You know, 271 00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:34,599 we have been on a bit of a tirade on Culver, and I will 272 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:44,200 take ownership over that because it's mostly me who gets non communicatively angry when I'm 273 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:48,640 talking about Culver, which is my own problem. But he is getting a 274 00:20:48,759 --> 00:20:55,359 bad edit. I will say, they take every opportunity to show him not 275 00:20:55,519 --> 00:21:00,240 working and eating something. May I also the dagger through the heart? You 276 00:21:00,279 --> 00:21:03,720 know, it's worth mentioning. He was our resident quote unquote foodie, a 277 00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:07,359 self described one in fact, who had no clue what a fucking palate cleanser 278 00:21:07,519 --> 00:21:10,240 was. They didn't have to put that in the show, but they did 279 00:21:10,279 --> 00:21:12,319 because they're like, do you dislike him a lot? Would you like to 280 00:21:12,359 --> 00:21:18,039 dislike him more? Yeah? I think that's us doing a little sewing together 281 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,960 rather than the edit. But yeah, he's a foodie who doesn't know what 282 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,160 hollidays and palate cleanser is. But to Serena, why would you give Culver 283 00:21:26,279 --> 00:21:30,279 a palate cleanser? How what kind of feedback are you gonna get? That 284 00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:34,240 get back there. It's not yummy the way that a steak is. You 285 00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:38,839 know, Culver likes steak. Yes, Culver's not interested in some kind of 286 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:45,559 zest forward paletate cleanser. But him getting a bad edit means one of two 287 00:21:45,599 --> 00:21:52,200 things. Production didn't like him, or it's worse than we could ever, 288 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:56,960 in which case it's worse than we could never. I don't know what the 289 00:21:56,359 --> 00:22:00,440 two forks are. I just think he got a bad at it, which 290 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,559 probably means that he's worse. Yeah, it could. Yeah, if you 291 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:07,960 fuck with production, they'll get back at you with an edit. Yeah. 292 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:11,400 So I don't know. I feel bad that we've been so hard on him. 293 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,960 Well, look, we've backed off a little bit this episode. I 294 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:21,079 think, why would you waste a balat clans aren't a fucking tongue blind mole 295 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:26,200 run you know what? You're right? All right? So private school girl 296 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:33,599 and him have a very boyfriend girlfriend melodramatic conversation, and it just makes me 297 00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:44,200 want to throw up because you, Joel and Serena are not any you know, 298 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:53,880 gold standard of communication between men and women. But I guess it's because 299 00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:57,880 they're older. I don't think they're much older. You you compare and contrast 300 00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:02,759 the two different kinds of converse stations that those two couples have throughout this two 301 00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:07,599 episodes, and it's just insane. One is like nuanced, actually trying to 302 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,880 talk about what their feelings are, breaking it up with a little bit of 303 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:17,039 humor and love. And then you've got Culver and private school girl and it's 304 00:23:17,079 --> 00:23:22,119 just this like are you both in fifth grade kind of thing? Alan in 305 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:27,279 Wonderland? That is that is a big problem. Do you agree though? 306 00:23:27,319 --> 00:23:30,000 Right? I do? I do. It's so much more fun watching Serena 307 00:23:30,039 --> 00:23:33,960 and j wile uh interact as opposed to Culver and Jamay. Yeah, it's 308 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:38,440 gonna be fun watching her swallow him down and shit him out. Yeah yeah, 309 00:23:38,519 --> 00:23:41,960 yeah, She's already injected him with that kind of you know, that 310 00:23:42,079 --> 00:23:48,119 thing that courses throughout Frodo I think it makes you froth and your eyes turned 311 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:52,640 black? Anyways, Culver says, and I think this is the root cause 312 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,960 of why they don't communicate with nuance and banter. Culver says, girls, 313 00:23:56,039 --> 00:24:04,480 there's something else I'm learning re experience more about them. You know, he 314 00:24:04,559 --> 00:24:11,799 is Bill Shakespeare. He is a romantic and he is going to try to 315 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:17,559 figure out how to ask this girl that he is known for nine and a 316 00:24:17,599 --> 00:24:22,839 half days to be his girlfriend, and I for one cannot fucking wait to 317 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,799 see it. Next day, next morning, Serena is shoving her ass and 318 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:32,799 Jujuah calling people sluts, and Nico married Nico. We didn't talk or Luca 319 00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:36,680 excuse me, married Luca. We didn't talk about this. I think it's 320 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:41,720 moot because he wasn't married at the time, but now he's married. No 321 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,799 belowdeck for this young man, and it's sad because I think he's funny and 322 00:24:44,839 --> 00:24:48,119 I think he's hot. He's definitely not on the next season of Med. 323 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,000 Did I see him? Yeah? Oh yeah, he is on the next 324 00:24:51,039 --> 00:24:55,440 season of Med. But I hope he's not. If he's married on a 325 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:57,960 season of this show, oh, I will lose my mind. I will. 326 00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:02,079 You can only be married if you're a captain. That's rules. Those 327 00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:07,200 are the rules of I mean, that's a cardinal sin casting a married sarette. 328 00:25:07,279 --> 00:25:08,720 And I know productions like, oh this is a bit of a freak 329 00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:11,559 show. We've got one that I actually like, found roots in someone, 330 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:17,400 but it's not entertaining, you know, all right, So moving on, 331 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:25,680 we get to Margo getting a text from cool guy Luke. We don't want 332 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:37,880 to get in trouble. M Yeah, you know, I don't know where 333 00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:41,039 to go with this because you're right, but also like, so okay, 334 00:25:41,079 --> 00:25:47,119 so he didn't anybody no right, but he would have any probably has a 335 00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:52,039 right, you know what I mean, So cool guy the text her kind 336 00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:56,079 regards. No. Listen, we didn't see him do anything, obviously, 337 00:25:56,599 --> 00:26:00,519 everybody gets the benefit of the doubt unless you wear bucket hats and crocs and 338 00:26:00,599 --> 00:26:06,960 try to people he gets. She gets a text from him that says, 339 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,200 I'd like you to hear me out kind regards. So this sends her into 340 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:18,160 a bit of a spiral that's so uncomfortable. We can talk about it after 341 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,200 the show. We'll talk about bleeping cutting. We'll just very sensitive material, 342 00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:27,400 very sensitive. So breakfast is served. Josh he does that all the time. 343 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:34,039 Josh is back in Melbourne, kind of an all dogs go to Heaven 344 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:41,519 kind of thing, or maybe he did go back to Melbourne. We lots 345 00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:44,519 of meanwhiles here. Oh yeah. Serena and j Wil continue to flirt. 346 00:26:44,519 --> 00:26:48,640 I don't think this was the scene where he literally has her legs spread laying 347 00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:52,200 on a shared I believe this is where they all have their lunches table. 348 00:26:52,799 --> 00:26:56,400 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Luca and Jamay chat. I 349 00:26:56,400 --> 00:27:00,279 think there's a little heat here. I think we saw some in the trailer 350 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:03,799 that she'd prefer a guy like Luca over Culver. Yeah, and this is 351 00:27:03,839 --> 00:27:08,559 where you could see that Culver has pissed them off. She's talking about how 352 00:27:08,559 --> 00:27:14,200 she's she thinks that lucas hot, and that she usually goes for guys like 353 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:22,400 come in that they cut to Culver breadberry eating a fucking burrito the way that 354 00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:25,319 he does well. She also says, Dylan, you forgot the best part. 355 00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:27,960 She said she normally likes guys who don't live with their mother. Yeah, 356 00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:34,000 yeah, yeah out. Culver when he eats, goes into this kind 357 00:27:34,039 --> 00:27:41,680 of fugue state, like he his eyes glaze over, and it's like he 358 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:47,559 inwardly concentrates on the process of consumption and digestion, you know what I mean, 359 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:52,359 Like he turns into a snake. So weird. I've never seen some 360 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:57,640 of you focus so much on bites, because usually you just eat, you 361 00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:02,039 know, like you're talking, you're you're working. Sometimes don't even think about 362 00:28:02,079 --> 00:28:08,799 it. He transports himself into another plane. All right, so boat heads 363 00:28:08,839 --> 00:28:12,119 to another location. Now I hate to see this. What do they call 364 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,839 it? It's a slip. What do they call it? Slip? A 365 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:19,720 slip, A slip? Basically, it's a disappearing island. Oh no, 366 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,039 no, no, that's uh. They just call that a disappearing island. 367 00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:26,400 They Yeah, the slip is where they pulled the boat into. I didn't 368 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:30,160 know what you were talking. Sorry, Okay, so we saw this once, 369 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:37,039 but apparently this is now going to be a thick bump bump boom boom 370 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:41,519 boom. So I think by the end of the next episode it will be 371 00:28:41,599 --> 00:28:47,119 the third time they've visited the disappearing island. Yeah, that's cool, it 372 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:51,119 is. It was more cool just seeing it the first time. Yeah, 373 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:55,880 yeah, you un original bastards. Yeah. It's like they're making Gladiator too, 374 00:28:56,359 --> 00:29:07,079 you know why. Yeah, you're gonna go see snow White. Kalin. 375 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:17,079 Sure, he's got kids. Yeah, I just know he constantly comes 376 00:29:17,119 --> 00:29:22,759 in here. Randon about Rachel Zieler. You know, there's this trailer for 377 00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:25,839 a horror movie, Kalin. You might know this, where there's a hand 378 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,079 on a table and you touch the hand. I told you about this. 379 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,039 Everyone, So I tried to rent it last night. It said it's unavailable. 380 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:34,200 It's not available yet. But baby Sister Ruby Eye dog Girl, she 381 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:37,240 goes to see movies all the time. She said, I think it. 382 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:40,799 I think it's called Talk to Me. Yes, I told you about that 383 00:29:40,839 --> 00:29:42,839 two weeks ago. You did. I'm hearing it from everybody. I gotta 384 00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:48,079 see. It's supposed to be fantastic and it's supposed to be truly horrifying. 385 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:55,880 Yeah, I'm in bone chilling stuff. I think there's a scene with an 386 00:29:55,880 --> 00:30:02,359 eyeball. It gets pretty gory. Yeah. I saw the directors talking about 387 00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:10,599 it on a Logan Paul's podcast. The podcasting world is so fucking weird. 388 00:30:11,119 --> 00:30:14,519 Captain leeja Centered threw his hat into the game. That's true. And I 389 00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:18,720 also want to just say this, and I don't I sound like a douchebag 390 00:30:18,759 --> 00:30:23,119 making this clarification. But just in case anybody's confused, I'm not a Logan 391 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:29,200 Paul podcast listener. I don't. When I say that I saw them, 392 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,559 I didn't. I just saw that they were doing it. Okay, So 393 00:30:33,759 --> 00:30:37,880 Serena prepares food for a quote unquote good time. Well, can we really 394 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:42,799 quickly talk about Adam takes a nasty little crossbow bolt to or from Harry. 395 00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,599 Harry says, uh, it's much better having Luca on board. Yeah, 396 00:30:49,319 --> 00:30:55,319 because I don't have to fear for my life every morning when I wake up, 397 00:30:55,799 --> 00:30:59,039 which is like, it's a fine and sensible thing to say. But 398 00:30:59,119 --> 00:31:00,839 also, I mean, come on, Brooklyn just left the boat. Yeah. 399 00:31:02,759 --> 00:31:07,000 You guys are probably Instagram buddies, you know. And I give Harry 400 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:11,200 a lot of ship, but I also do believe that Harry is a dark 401 00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,119 horse m VP of this season. He holds so much on his shoulders. 402 00:31:15,119 --> 00:31:22,000 He just has these quiet little moments that really kind of unknowingly make an episode 403 00:31:22,039 --> 00:31:25,279 a lot better. Although he's one of those characters when they have the reunion 404 00:31:25,319 --> 00:31:26,759 and Andy has, you know, just the nine boxes, and he'll say 405 00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:30,519 four words, he will say four words, four words. That's it. 406 00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:36,200 He'll be asked when Andy pulls everybody, did you guys think it was a 407 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:41,319 problem when Andy nearly killed everybody? Raise your hand of course, yeah, 408 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:45,160 yeah, and that may be the only nobody. Andy will ask him what 409 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:48,759 it's like being so tall and about speedos, and then that'll be it. 410 00:31:48,799 --> 00:31:52,400 He want to ask him another thing, all right, So the Margot drinking 411 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,599 thing. It would be much easier to just call her drunk. She's a 412 00:31:55,599 --> 00:31:57,920 good sport, she gets it. But if there was a justifiable reason to 413 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,960 drink, she would have it. Here we already said that, but this 414 00:32:01,079 --> 00:32:06,160 is uh, this text kind of kicks things off. Where am I? 415 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,960 Okay, so we've gotten the tax she we we saw her drinking the wine 416 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:15,200 that was pre tax. Now yeah, she's yeah, she's you can tell 417 00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:20,000 she's not herself at this point, we go to that disappearing beach and then 418 00:32:20,079 --> 00:32:23,799 the guests come back and they return to Hawaii because that's the theme of the 419 00:32:23,839 --> 00:32:29,079 party. This see Culver gives Jamaya shell that was pretty sweet. And then 420 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,599 now back on the boat, Margot's hanging out at a party for one Yeah, 421 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:38,640 growing back a couple of those pina colada shots right now. I don't 422 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:44,119 blame her because pina coladas are perfect cocktail. I love a pina colada. 423 00:32:44,319 --> 00:32:45,880 If you have more than two, you'll shit your pants. But they're very, 424 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:52,559 very powerful, and they're very very delicious drinks. And if Coco Lopez 425 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:57,279 is getting cracked open, and Coco Lopez is you know, involved in the 426 00:32:57,319 --> 00:33:01,240 pina colada making process, I'm getting fired because I'm gonna take a nip every 427 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,920 once in a while too, you know what I mean. That's that good. 428 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:10,519 Yeah, but they're the milkshake equivalent. They're good. They're really good. 429 00:33:12,039 --> 00:33:15,400 Right. Well, as you pointed out when you started this, Dylan, 430 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,279 it you will be shitting yourself all night though, so that is definitely 431 00:33:17,279 --> 00:33:22,839 a drawback. Hey kidding me. It's all like high fructose coconut fucking lacquer 432 00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:30,960 that cannot pass through your intestine successfully. So Luca looks great. Margo's we 433 00:33:30,119 --> 00:33:34,559 we, I don't know why I buy put the note. Luca looks great. 434 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:43,039 Margot is at this point nuked, I mean not quite like Sea Ratt 435 00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:46,480 night Out nuked. But Serena is like, can you taste this place? 436 00:33:46,839 --> 00:33:52,000 And she takes a spoonful of pineapple fried rice and Margo's just like, oh 437 00:33:52,039 --> 00:33:58,200 man, She's like, does it taste like something? She's like, oh 438 00:33:58,319 --> 00:34:02,000 my god, yeah, taste like something. She starts flopping into the sink 439 00:34:02,119 --> 00:34:07,079 like gumby and knocking shit over, and a She's like, hey, Margo, 440 00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:15,519 I she she has to like ask her, are you are you blackout? 441 00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:19,760 Drunk down? Okay, So the show they pick their pick their favorites 442 00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,400 with editing. They clearly hate Captain Legohead and they clearly are rooting for Margo. 443 00:34:23,519 --> 00:34:28,280 Of course they could not let this go in like just not show this 444 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,800 scene. However, I think Margo was way more drunk. Yeah, they 445 00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:37,880 showed in the footage because for you to pick up remember if your kermit, 446 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,800 you're working your ass off, you're running down. For you to pick up 447 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:45,199 on a coworker, it being drunk. Yeah, more things would have had 448 00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:49,159 to have been exhibited from Margo in my opinion. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 449 00:34:49,199 --> 00:34:53,280 because you can sneak a couple nips and be yeah, I've done it. 450 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:59,039 Yeah. Yeah. It's not like a it's not a joint, you 451 00:34:59,079 --> 00:35:00,559 know, it's not like one hit and everybody can see that you're you know, 452 00:35:00,599 --> 00:35:06,760 you're you're kind of high. Anyways, ironically lost my train of thought. 453 00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:12,239 Aha, is so one of the reasons why I have so much yummy, 454 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:20,079 yummy love for everybody is because mostly the way these two and to a 455 00:35:20,199 --> 00:35:28,360 lesser degree, Jason, handled this entire thing. Asha hated having to go 456 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:32,079 be a rat, but she had to be. You have to. She 457 00:35:32,199 --> 00:35:39,000 had to, and Marco knew that she had to do it, and there 458 00:35:39,119 --> 00:35:44,320 was just a game respect game kind of thing, like I completely understand why 459 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:45,199 you had to do it. Well, we'll get into all of it, 460 00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:52,760 but it was this could have been throw Adrian and Milly elicit in this and 461 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:58,039 something can really like something really nasty goes down. Now here's the one thing 462 00:35:58,039 --> 00:36:01,360 that I noticed about Captain Hotpants. He he loves to torture people with that 463 00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:06,599 weight time on when he's gonna ren ask you about that. Yeah, I 464 00:36:06,679 --> 00:36:10,119 think it is a management style to freak the person out so that it really 465 00:36:10,159 --> 00:36:14,760 because if he just got their side and said, you know, don't worry 466 00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,119 about it, you're not fired, but don't do it again, it wouldn't 467 00:36:17,119 --> 00:36:22,360 have the impact. It's almost like the emotional prison of That's why they put 468 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:25,480 when you get a d u I, they make you fucking spend the night 469 00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:29,880 in the fucking pokey. Then they make his show up to AA meetings despite 470 00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:31,760 the fact you may might have just had a couple too many cocktails at the 471 00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:37,760 Christmas party and they make you pay three grand. You will never drink and 472 00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:44,000 drive again. Yeah, unless you're from Wisconsin, it's right, or Virginia 473 00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:46,119 or California. Unless you're a drunk, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, 474 00:36:46,159 --> 00:36:49,760 yeah yeah, but it weeds out the what do you call it, 475 00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,719 the just casual drinkers from the real drunks, you know, the ones that 476 00:36:52,119 --> 00:36:57,280 down a bottle of vodka while the cops pulling them over and the window dude, 477 00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,800 my uncle Hob has avoided I think he's beat four do us, but 478 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:06,360 they're in lies the problem. They've not landed. He's slipped out of all 479 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:12,079 of them. So no, he is gonna keep hitting deer and that's sad. 480 00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:19,559 Anyways, So that's what Captain hot Pants did to Margot. Yeah, 481 00:37:19,679 --> 00:37:28,239 no, he this move was so interesting. I no, it wasn't so 482 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:32,800 interesting. Very few things on the show are so interesting. But hot Captain, 483 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,719 I felt like, this is okay to do if you're not going to 484 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,760 fire somebody, right, But at that moment, I don't know that he 485 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,920 was or wasn't going to fire her. So it's just it was a little 486 00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:47,159 odd to have him say, hey, let's go for a quick chat, 487 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:52,400 like what where the fuck did you go? Because I'd argue Adam and Margot 488 00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:57,440 both had the same stance upon you know, an egregious act. Adam nearly 489 00:37:57,519 --> 00:38:00,559 killed everyone, Margot was drinking on the job. He had to sit on 490 00:38:00,599 --> 00:38:06,440 it and sleep on it before he could render a decision. Right, yeah 491 00:38:06,679 --> 00:38:09,519 with that him. Yeah, so different outcomes. But okay, so like 492 00:38:10,159 --> 00:38:17,599 here and all joking inside, when you're out in the water and Ernie has 493 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:22,639 a seizure and goes down, Margo, if she's like as shit faced as 494 00:38:22,639 --> 00:38:27,960 she was, she could like trip and fall and like knee him in the 495 00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:30,679 face and just be like, whoa, why are you drooling? You know, 496 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:36,239 like it's it's dat hot Pants not knowing Margo's in toxic and said Margo 497 00:38:36,559 --> 00:38:43,840 getting the tender you're driving? Yeah, right, and big Seal, Yeah, 498 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:47,159 there you go. So okay, I want to remind the audience last 499 00:38:47,159 --> 00:38:52,800 season, Culver Captain Lego ahead he also drank oh yeah yeah, but I 500 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,840 think it was a different circumstance. Captain hot Pants had said the crew for 501 00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:00,760 whatever reason, could have one cocky and then he caught Culver having like five 502 00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:08,239 Yeah. Yeah, well dinner. And Margot's very another thing that's so admirable 503 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,800 about the way she handled the situation. She was I mean, she was 504 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:16,400 buzzed so that it helps, but she was very calm about what she could 505 00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:20,320 be meeting on the other side of the evening. Can I tell you what 506 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:28,119 else I appreciated Margot. I like someone who doesn't exaggerate or underscore what really 507 00:39:28,119 --> 00:39:30,360 took place. He asked her a direct question, have you been drinking? 508 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:34,639 And what did you drink? And she caught to the peanut collodis and I 509 00:39:34,679 --> 00:39:37,960 thought she was gonna that red wine thing. I thought she was going to 510 00:39:37,039 --> 00:39:40,880 put that under the rug. She did not, She said, I drank 511 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:46,480 wine. Yes, God damn. You know, booze will give you a 512 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:51,679 lot of confidence to be transparent. You know, I think it probably would 513 00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:57,440 have been better if she concealed it, but it would be impossible too, 514 00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,719 because, like we said, when you're no noticeably drunk, what are you 515 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:07,400 gonna go like a half of beer? And that that's ineffective gas lack. 516 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,519 All right, So dinner is, of course, rice, surf and turf. 517 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:22,239 It's it's fun. I love Serena, you know, the foods, 518 00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:27,920 the food. I think she's doing a good job. She's doing a she's 519 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:32,320 doing a good job. I like. I like her breakfast and lunch layouts, 520 00:40:32,519 --> 00:40:37,639 best platters we've ever seen on the show, best put into those things. 521 00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:43,559 So Asia and Margot say good night to each other. And this is 522 00:40:43,639 --> 00:40:51,000 where this moment here, this fucking Fredo and Michael kind of moment. Are 523 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:53,199 you talking about Kermit and hot Pants talking? No, I'm talking about Kermit 524 00:40:53,320 --> 00:41:00,719 and Margot talking where Margot knows that Asia half betrayed her and and Asha knows 525 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:06,559 that she knows, and they're both saddened by it, but they're so sweet 526 00:41:06,639 --> 00:41:09,480 and professional towards one another about it. They just ten out of ten, 527 00:41:09,559 --> 00:41:14,559 no splash. Do we ever know who put the bullet in the back of 528 00:41:14,599 --> 00:41:16,079 Fredo's head while they were out fishing? Or was that because that was just 529 00:41:16,119 --> 00:41:20,639 a dark figure he was fishing with. No, I'm not a big I 530 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:22,559 mean, I'd love The Godfathers like they're perfect movies. But you know, 531 00:41:22,599 --> 00:41:27,639 there are these people that have seen them seventy five thousand. They know every 532 00:41:27,679 --> 00:41:31,920 single you know, fat Italian guy's name of the movie, Pollie. So 533 00:41:32,719 --> 00:41:37,320 Cap and Asia have a little chat, good conversation about Margot being a good 534 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,159 person, and they just shrug their shoulders and they're like, she's a fucking 535 00:41:40,159 --> 00:41:45,760 cigarette. What are you gonna do is a goddamn siarette. This is the 536 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:49,280 next day. Sorry about hosting, but Croak madams are served and the deck 537 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,280 team is humming. Margot wakes for her last day aboard this converted fishing vehicle, 538 00:41:53,440 --> 00:42:01,079 and Juo and Serena have a very different conversation. Yeah, do we 539 00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:07,199 ruin our sea rat friendship over tossing ourselves into each other? Yeah? Or 540 00:42:07,199 --> 00:42:09,119 do we maintain this sea rat friendship? Yeah? I of course. It 541 00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:13,320 was like, get a room already. I mean, and they do. 542 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,400 They do get a room and they have sex with each other like five times, 543 00:42:16,599 --> 00:42:28,119 which for them, I mean that sounds exhausting. I don't know how 544 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:32,360 either one of them have the stamina for that. It would stand to reason 545 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:37,000 that's I haven't had the stamina since the nineties. Well, I mean that's 546 00:42:37,039 --> 00:42:40,440 the thing. It's a young man and woman's game doing that kind of silly 547 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:45,639 stuff. Jack rabbit shit in the top bunk. Guys are over thirty. 548 00:42:45,079 --> 00:42:51,400 How the fuck do you ever wherewithal unbelievable? So let's get to the ick 549 00:42:52,119 --> 00:42:54,880 ah. Yes, yes, yes, Culver involves the help of Kermit for 550 00:42:55,000 --> 00:43:00,760 his girlfriend proposal. He involves the help of so any people. Yeah, 551 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,199 who was the person that helped him of Was it Jual that helped him with 552 00:43:02,199 --> 00:43:07,599 those great computer graphics for the card, yeah yeah, yeah. And and 553 00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:19,800 Culver says about Juaw's ability on pages the word processing application on on Max that 554 00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:25,800 he's good at computers. Yeah yeah, which is a very potato farmer thing, 555 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:30,119 just like are you an old potato farm? He's pretty good at computers. 556 00:43:30,199 --> 00:43:34,159 So I gave him the card, dudies, I thought, what the 557 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:37,920 fuck? I thought. My lovely wife Shari was asleep, and I heard 558 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:43,639 her say out loud, he sounds old. Yeah, he sounds like I 559 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:49,960 don't know how you can go through life just at his age, like to 560 00:43:50,079 --> 00:43:54,280 say, somebody's pretty good with anyways, He's an odd duck. But Asia 561 00:43:54,320 --> 00:44:02,119 and Juow's support of Culver in this is criminal, I think, negligently criminal. 562 00:44:02,159 --> 00:44:07,159 And if they cared about him, Asha I think is just a cuckoo 563 00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,400 head who really loves this. Yes, but Jua as a man should be 564 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:14,159 like, you know, if he cared about Culver, he'd be like, 565 00:44:14,559 --> 00:44:20,440 uh, you want me to do what? But no, there's this network 566 00:44:20,679 --> 00:44:25,000 of you know, pushing Culver out there and getting him to do it. 567 00:44:25,039 --> 00:44:32,079 And I am so appreciative of all of that because what we saw unfold was 568 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,679 well, he has a pamphlet with a yes or no. Yeah, you 569 00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:44,280 know when I get buttoled cramps. Yeah, that's what this scene makes people, 570 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,320 do. You know? You just kind of seize up because you want 571 00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:52,840 to run away, but you're also clockwork orange peeled open to all the horror 572 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,320 that you're witnessing. So anyways, what happens? Oh well, we wrap 573 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:59,840 up the episode, both parks guests apart eighteen hundred large, that's fourteen fifty 574 00:45:00,079 --> 00:45:05,800 each. Margo gets the fucking helmet, wraps up the proposal prep and he's 575 00:45:05,800 --> 00:45:08,599 got a little voo in there, and then he hands her that pamphlet with 576 00:45:08,639 --> 00:45:13,960 the yes or no questionnaire and he's composed quite a tone of love on that 577 00:45:14,039 --> 00:45:15,480 goddamn card. And I think that's where we leave it. All right, 578 00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,719 Well, that's it for us, shopping iTunes, Ready to your reviews, 579 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:22,320 leave five stars, kind words, Join us on Patreon four lots of good 580 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,960 stuff season one. What was the other below deck thing we had? Oh 581 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:28,000 no, it's Love is Blind and below Deck He's blind. The paywall there, 582 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,159 jesus, what a big week for Patreon. Get over there and sign 583 00:45:30,199 --> 00:45:32,880 up because you get three shows a week. 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