Who was the person that helped him of Was it Jua that helped him with
those great computer graphics for the card? Yeah? Yeah yeah? And and
Culver says about Jua's ability on pages the word processing application on on Max that
he's good at computers. Yeah, which is a very potato farmer thing,
just like are you an old potato far He's pretty good at computers, so
I gave him the card duties. What the fuck? Hi? Hello,
and welcome to Brno, the brand spanking episode of another Below Dark podcast.
My name is Dylan. I'm settled up next to one Patrick Hicky. Great
to be here. Permission to come aboard granted, white cloth tonight. Oh
yes, Dalen, Hi, what's up dude? That much? How are
you doing? I'm well, I love this show so much too. It's
so fantastic, not just when you compare it to like the pantheon of reality
television. I'm not talking about legacy. I mean, obviously, what was
that episode of Housewives where they all go to the place and everything gets crazy
and Bethany Frankel says, takers in actually like there are obviously like Mount Russates
something like that. Don't be uncool. I'm not talking about moments, and
I'm not being very clear right now. What I'm trying to say is this
reality television show compared to other Bravo shows is just as good as other Bravos
will phenomenal, I will put first off, let's let's all admit this to
ourselves. Summer House and Winter House suck. They absolutely are not nearly as
entertaining as as a single standalone episode and a requiem plays for Carl and Lindsey.
Who could have seen that coming? But we're not here to talk about
this hate those shows. I want to say this too, Dylan and add
onto this God, I hope they I hope Down Under comes back. I
have I have a bad feeling that we won't see that franchise again. I
just have a bad feeling. But I have a bad feeling that somebody told
us that it wasn't coming back. And I have a bad feeling that me
and you were both like upon hearing that. What how does that make any
sense? I'll show so good first off, I think we can all agree
as Barnacles or listeners to this podcast, most of us would say two episodes
a night, little too much, little too much? But that being said,
that's the only thing that takes away from my enjoyment of this particular season
is two episodes I have to swallow in a single night. I mean,
the storylines are crazy, amazing casting. It's I mean, look, there's
been some terrible things that have happened too, but you could learn a little
bit about things two ages. Yeah, it's been a crazy ride. Although
Dylan, I must tell you, I am very concerned. I think we
got like two maybe three episodes left. I'm concerned that we are on the
way down. What I mean, we didn't see Margo loser job. I'm
happy for that. I like Margo a lot. Yeah, Zarina and Juo
have now consummated their little relationship. Yeah, you know, Margo's a good
sport. I'm excited to call her drunk tonight. It'll be fine, you
know, I mean there was any reason to if there was ever a reason
to drink, she has a good one. But you know, anyways,
yeah, yeah, but you know, you still gotta the rules, rules
of rules. You're not supposed to be drunk while you're on a shift,
you know. I feel like the Native Americans cursed that soil. They're all
drunks up there. You know. Well, anyway, am I getting into
my thoughts and not stilling? Well, let me just put this out there.
I am concerned. I think there's two episodes left and then a reunion.
What do we do? Fourteen fifteen last night? Then there's sixteen seven?
Yeah, yeah, that's what I think. I don't think. I
think this is gonna just kind of grind down to a very very slow conclusion
to this season. All right, well, Grim reaperbout how did you feel
about this episode? Before you say that, let's get into public services.
They've got a lot com Okay, so Netflix has uh like a Beyonce drop
dropped the Bunyon that is, after the altar on Netflix. Three episodes all
bad. Patrick and I will become, I mean, hilariously bad. You
know, Netflix is daring you to hate this show. I mean their show
Love is Blind. They're daring you because you got dare and or truth or
challenge accepted. Me and pat will be breaking the entire thing down in a
very kind of formless way at patreon dot com, slash another podcast network.
You know, when you have a water purp, it's like it's like due
to carbonation It's just I'm just drinking happen. Yeah, yeah, I am.
But Netflix season five is coming. We will be covering that at patreon
dot com slash into the podcast network. We'll give you guys some crumbs.
We'll do some free episodes here and there, but most of it will be
behind a paywall. Also behind a paywall is our season one coverage below deck
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Some tea on that episode, ah yeah, a lot of tea. There.
A lovely and at times uncomfortable interview with one Adrian who is Adrian iTunes,
writings and reviews, socials, all that stuff. Let's get into the
episode. Pots and knots. Okay, I always wondered what happens when someone
like dies on a yacht, right, you know, because they have limited
medical limited medical skill set. I guess what did he? What did Captain
Hotpants say they have? I love the start of this episode, outside of
the guy having a seizure or dying. I love the tinfoil route we can
go down right combined route and road. We never saw that guy again.
They say that he didn't die, he doesn't come back. But he does
not come back. The name was Josh. I think they were so they
were like that happens to him all the time as he got in a cat
skin. That's fucking insane that that happens. Anyways, go ahead, okay.
And then also there was the Margot drama. Would she be fired?
Would she not be fired? I was betting that she would, because you
know, you're not supposed to be fucking getting loaded while you're doing service.
I'm being loaded in Daisy Jones in the Six Shades Loaded, but alas it
happened. And then of course we have the setup that I believe at the
tail end of the episode of the will be My Girlfriend proposal one of the
greatest things I've seen on the history of the show in the history wrong word,
but my god. Oh and Culvert, you can you can tell your
parents to stop leaving us one star reviews on below back. I know that's
your family, Captain Lego. Ahead, I can read between the line.
See, you guys are not funny. You're hurtful to people on the show.
We get it, Culver, tell mommy to lay off us. Okay,
it's all out of love, Kim, It's all out of love Okay,
decent episode seventy knots. I thought it was an incredible episode. We
saw somebody die. That's a first, that's unbelievable. We also saw Culver
hold a woman at gunpoint. Uh listen. I'm always a fan of a
check yes or no, I think it's cute, but not this one.
This one was strange to me. Those two. I'm excited to get into
the dynamic of their relationship over the course of our breakdown of these two episodes,
because we've got two very, very fucking weird people, very weird people.
I called her she Lab last episode. She is peak she Lab in
this week. And by the way, I hadn't caught caught that reference when
you mentioned it on y podcast. Very apt, so apt, my god.
But yeah, the second episode of this week, she's like, you're
not going in the hot tub, You're getting in that room and you're giving
me that dick. You're like, oh my, what the fuck is going
on? Keith Stone? But yeah, amazing first episode. We'll get into
it. But I just have to say one of the reasons why this season
is so good is because there have been peaks of dramatic tension, some very
very upsetting, some hilarious, like Culver throwing a fit when he couldn't find
the blender. But it's more the Elmer's kind of foundation that this entire fucking
crew has. They're just lovely. I mean, I wouldn't call them family
because their sea rats, they don't really have loyalty. But Harry, Luca,
Serena, Margo, Asha cotcast up in thick ass Hot Captain. They're
all coming together in such a fucking amazing way. This is this is why
people fell in love with Rachel and Zoe and whoever else was on the Joey
and whoever else was on the show. There is a friend's type of caucation
here that it is just so lovely. Yes, I agree. Ninety nine
pots k I thought it was quite a good episode. Seventy nine knots.
You know, I was listening back to the other one. I took way
too long to get into the episode. Then I just did it again.
So I think all of this I wouldn't change a thing or cut anything.
I mean, I think it was just all needed to really set up what's
going on in another podcast network universe here. Dill, Let's get into it.
If you don't mind till may I start off, because I'd like start
off with an observation. Well, the guest receives immediate medical attention from the
crew, and although I appreciate a number of the crew members being trained in
medical aid, I was terrified to learn that it would be twenty five minutes
until a medic could make it to the boat. Dare I say, if
there was an actual heart attack or something more serious, at that point you
just call for a body back. Yeah, yeah, twenty five minutes.
That's a long time, right, right, right. That's like if you
if you get bit by a snake, really anywhere where you can get bit
by a snake that could really bite you, there's no point And you know,
I mean twenty five minute response time. I get it, you're in
the middle of the ocean. But the things that this guy had to go
through he exeised or had a heart attack on this boat was rallied around.
We have High Captain Jason saying, you know, we're medically trained, not
that good. And then when he is brought back to life, he has
to he has to jump over, he has to get on a boat from
another boat, like God forbid, any thing serious happens to you on one
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hanging out with his buddies. Yeah yeah, yeah, ah, watch out
there, Josh. Your your friends should get a life insurance policy on your
ass, and then when you're partying with them, they'll go, they can
joke around and go, don't drink too much tonight, Josh. Okay,
I might be a millionaire next month. You know what I'm saying. So
hot, Captain is just like, you know, we're we're not trained to
do this, And I was just thinking, like obviously not like you're you're
hot, Captain, you're better at plowing yachts into marinas than you are saving
this guy's life. But then after all of it takes place, there's this
really sad moment with Asha where she's, you know, heartbroken at the side
of this because of what she's been through. I'll say it again, Asha,
She's been through so much in life and she has come out the other
side such a wonderful human being because life can turn people into better pieces of
shit. Oh, Asha's we make fun of our you know. I have
a nickname for I call it Kermit. Yeah. Hey, can we have
a little improv where you play Kermit? Can you? Okay? You just
on the dinner guests, you know, and then we just went through all
this. You tell me that you also had a family member that suffers from
Caesar Caesar's Caesar's Caesars. I'm having one right now, can you? Can
you do? Okay, So we're gonna do improv? Yeah, promise it.
You want me to your Kermit? Okay? Yeah, yeah, just
tell me you you can relate? Uh, how are you good? Good?
Good? Has the steak in Lopester? Well we don't have any Oh
yeah, yeah, oh that's right. I Uh, I have experience with
seizures. Yeah, great, show must go on. Let's get some plates
in front of us. Okay, okay, So I wanted to ask you
how you feel or how you felt about their can do attitude after their friend
died. Show must go on. Yeah, dude, it was so fun.
He they get a call, Oh, you know, Ernie would want
us to have a good time. And that guy's name was Ernie. It
was Josh. Does not fit that guy, but yeah, the one dude
gets a call I think from the guy at the hospital and he's just like,
oh, he's forty been. All right, Well you can call us
if you want on it and a night. We're gonna keep spinning the wheel.
You have to you really do? I think it's a more evolved attitude
towards death. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean the booze is here.
He's not, you know, but this is when they talk about how
they've seen him do this before. And I don't know if he has like
epilepsy or something, but if you if you've seen this twice, you should
not have that dinner. The wheel should not be spun again because we've got
a serious, serious fucking problem. And here we go with the uh,
Margo, the drunk kind of ball rolling down the hill. A few chugs
of that veno. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Can
I explain to Margo how to be a proper drunk while cameras are filming you?
Yeah? Yeah, okay, Margo, that's not sure. This is
for all fucking sea rats. Yeah. Put an empty coffee mug in the
sink. When you pour out the glasses to the cameras and us as an
audience, will look like you're pouring the red wine down the sink, but
it's actually into a mug. You can then sip on that mug. You
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa? How do you mean that for Margot?
Okay, okay, I was riding my notes. I was like,
yeah, I think it might be going a little hard on her, and
then you said so. Now I feel pretty alleviated. It's Margo, it's
a life hack. It's a c rat hack. I got a better idea.
Yes, you know the soap dispenser. Oh yeah, you wash that
thing out good, right, and then you just go under and you square
it in your mouth. Everyone just get as good as the coffee. No,
no, I think it's fun. I think it's a good way to
get around that whole thing where the camera is capture you drinking a lot in
the middle of a shift. So it's going to be a crab summer roll
with mango sauce for dinner. The word sauce should be used in a couple
of different places, Taco Bell, Guy Fiery restaurants, you know, Deli's,
stuff like that. At least Deli's will say dressing. Let's call this
a reductions. Let's just not go with mango sauce, right, because it's
not a Guy Fieri's hell raising kitchen at La I agree. Watch Chopped More.
They have fun with the way they explain, you know, the dinners,
and Serena knows how to throw a word on that, of course,
because yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, what do you call it a
reduced reduction into a what do they call it where they break down something so
they say it's like it's most molecular astronomy. No, no, no,
no, where they're like a deconstructor. Yeah, yeah, it's a deconstructed
cake. It looks like a bunch of fucking crumbs on a plate to me,
Yeah, yeah, all right, anyway, let me do a meanwhile,
here, Dela Meanwhile, Captain Lego had Head has somehow found himself back
in the good graces of Zerina because he's picking away at those food samples there.
Yeah, can someone tell this asshole the saint costco Okay, get the
fuck to work, all right? Well? Also, I was heartbroken to
see Serena humoring this and and feeding Lego had the way that she has been
private school girl sees this and is the spawn, and she's very very upset
that Culver would go into the galley and proceed to eat as opposed to checking
in on her after witnessing someone die. Now I have a few theories on
this. Yeah, while Culver continues on his useless tour, because he will
make his way back to Jamain, and I think in the launch room the
the idea of Zerina now being kind of semi kind of cordial with Culver is
because she's fucking moved on. She is now rubbing Joal's balls and the sexual
chemistry is off the charts, So now she can have a little fun fucking
with her once competitor, which is Jamal. Love that, so welcome him
in and torture her a little bit because you've moved on it's the best of
both worlds. Interesting. Interesting, The tables have done turns saying so the
wheel is spinning, the Coco Lopez cans are getting cracked. You know,
we have been on a bit of a tirade on Culver, and I will
take ownership over that because it's mostly me who gets non communicatively angry when I'm
talking about Culver, which is my own problem. But he is getting a
bad edit. I will say, they take every opportunity to show him not
working and eating something. May I also the dagger through the heart? You
know, it's worth mentioning. He was our resident quote unquote foodie, a
self described one in fact, who had no clue what a fucking palate cleanser
was. They didn't have to put that in the show, but they did
because they're like, do you dislike him a lot? Would you like to
dislike him more? Yeah? I think that's us doing a little sewing together
rather than the edit. But yeah, he's a foodie who doesn't know what
hollidays and palate cleanser is. But to Serena, why would you give Culver
a palate cleanser? How what kind of feedback are you gonna get? That
get back there. It's not yummy the way that a steak is. You
know, Culver likes steak. Yes, Culver's not interested in some kind of
zest forward paletate cleanser. But him getting a bad edit means one of two
things. Production didn't like him, or it's worse than we could ever,
in which case it's worse than we could never. I don't know what the
two forks are. I just think he got a bad at it, which
probably means that he's worse. Yeah, it could. Yeah, if you
fuck with production, they'll get back at you with an edit. Yeah.
So I don't know. I feel bad that we've been so hard on him.
Well, look, we've backed off a little bit this episode. I
think, why would you waste a balat clans aren't a fucking tongue blind mole
run you know what? You're right? All right? So private school girl
and him have a very boyfriend girlfriend melodramatic conversation, and it just makes me
want to throw up because you, Joel and Serena are not any you know,
gold standard of communication between men and women. But I guess it's because
they're older. I don't think they're much older. You you compare and contrast
the two different kinds of converse stations that those two couples have throughout this two
episodes, and it's just insane. One is like nuanced, actually trying to
talk about what their feelings are, breaking it up with a little bit of
humor and love. And then you've got Culver and private school girl and it's
just this like are you both in fifth grade kind of thing? Alan in
Wonderland? That is that is a big problem. Do you agree though?
Right? I do? I do. It's so much more fun watching Serena
and j wile uh interact as opposed to Culver and Jamay. Yeah, it's
gonna be fun watching her swallow him down and shit him out. Yeah yeah,
yeah, She's already injected him with that kind of you know, that
thing that courses throughout Frodo I think it makes you froth and your eyes turned
black? Anyways, Culver says, and I think this is the root cause
of why they don't communicate with nuance and banter. Culver says, girls,
there's something else I'm learning re experience more about them. You know, he
is Bill Shakespeare. He is a romantic and he is going to try to
figure out how to ask this girl that he is known for nine and a
half days to be his girlfriend, and I for one cannot fucking wait to
see it. Next day, next morning, Serena is shoving her ass and
Jujuah calling people sluts, and Nico married Nico. We didn't talk or Luca
excuse me, married Luca. We didn't talk about this. I think it's
moot because he wasn't married at the time, but now he's married. No
belowdeck for this young man, and it's sad because I think he's funny and
I think he's hot. He's definitely not on the next season of Med.
Did I see him? Yeah? Oh yeah, he is on the next
season of Med. But I hope he's not. If he's married on a
season of this show, oh, I will lose my mind. I will.
You can only be married if you're a captain. That's rules. Those
are the rules of I mean, that's a cardinal sin casting a married sarette.
And I know productions like, oh this is a bit of a freak
show. We've got one that I actually like, found roots in someone,
but it's not entertaining, you know, all right, So moving on,
we get to Margo getting a text from cool guy Luke. We don't want
to get in trouble. M Yeah, you know, I don't know where
to go with this because you're right, but also like, so okay,
so he didn't anybody no right, but he would have any probably has a
right, you know what I mean, So cool guy the text her kind
regards. No. Listen, we didn't see him do anything, obviously,
everybody gets the benefit of the doubt unless you wear bucket hats and crocs and
try to people he gets. She gets a text from him that says,
I'd like you to hear me out kind regards. So this sends her into
a bit of a spiral that's so uncomfortable. We can talk about it after
the show. We'll talk about bleeping cutting. We'll just very sensitive material,
very sensitive. So breakfast is served. Josh he does that all the time.
Josh is back in Melbourne, kind of an all dogs go to Heaven
kind of thing, or maybe he did go back to Melbourne. We lots
of meanwhiles here. Oh yeah. Serena and j Wil continue to flirt.
I don't think this was the scene where he literally has her legs spread laying
on a shared I believe this is where they all have their lunches table.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Luca and Jamay chat. I
think there's a little heat here. I think we saw some in the trailer
that she'd prefer a guy like Luca over Culver. Yeah, and this is
where you could see that Culver has pissed them off. She's talking about how
she's she thinks that lucas hot, and that she usually goes for guys like
come in that they cut to Culver breadberry eating a fucking burrito the way that
he does well. She also says, Dylan, you forgot the best part.
She said she normally likes guys who don't live with their mother. Yeah,
yeah, yeah out. Culver when he eats, goes into this kind
of fugue state, like he his eyes glaze over, and it's like he
inwardly concentrates on the process of consumption and digestion, you know what I mean,
Like he turns into a snake. So weird. I've never seen some
of you focus so much on bites, because usually you just eat, you
know, like you're talking, you're you're working. Sometimes don't even think about
it. He transports himself into another plane. All right, so boat heads
to another location. Now I hate to see this. What do they call
it? It's a slip. What do they call it? Slip? A
slip, A slip? Basically, it's a disappearing island. Oh no,
no, no, that's uh. They just call that a disappearing island.
They Yeah, the slip is where they pulled the boat into. I didn't
know what you were talking. Sorry, Okay, so we saw this once,
but apparently this is now going to be a thick bump bump boom boom
boom. So I think by the end of the next episode it will be
the third time they've visited the disappearing island. Yeah, that's cool, it
is. It was more cool just seeing it the first time. Yeah,
yeah, you un original bastards. Yeah. It's like they're making Gladiator too,
you know why. Yeah, you're gonna go see snow White. Kalin.
Sure, he's got kids. Yeah, I just know he constantly comes
in here. Randon about Rachel Zieler. You know, there's this trailer for
a horror movie, Kalin. You might know this, where there's a hand
on a table and you touch the hand. I told you about this.
Everyone, So I tried to rent it last night. It said it's unavailable.
It's not available yet. But baby Sister Ruby Eye dog Girl, she
goes to see movies all the time. She said, I think it.
I think it's called Talk to Me. Yes, I told you about that
two weeks ago. You did. I'm hearing it from everybody. I gotta
see. It's supposed to be fantastic and it's supposed to be truly horrifying.
Yeah, I'm in bone chilling stuff. I think there's a scene with an
eyeball. It gets pretty gory. Yeah. I saw the directors talking about
it on a Logan Paul's podcast. The podcasting world is so fucking weird.
Captain leeja Centered threw his hat into the game. That's true. And I
also want to just say this, and I don't I sound like a douchebag
making this clarification. But just in case anybody's confused, I'm not a Logan
Paul podcast listener. I don't. When I say that I saw them,
I didn't. I just saw that they were doing it. Okay, So
Serena prepares food for a quote unquote good time. Well, can we really
quickly talk about Adam takes a nasty little crossbow bolt to or from Harry.
Harry says, uh, it's much better having Luca on board. Yeah,
because I don't have to fear for my life every morning when I wake up,
which is like, it's a fine and sensible thing to say. But
also, I mean, come on, Brooklyn just left the boat. Yeah.
You guys are probably Instagram buddies, you know. And I give Harry
a lot of ship, but I also do believe that Harry is a dark
horse m VP of this season. He holds so much on his shoulders.
He just has these quiet little moments that really kind of unknowingly make an episode
a lot better. Although he's one of those characters when they have the reunion
and Andy has, you know, just the nine boxes, and he'll say
four words, he will say four words, four words. That's it.
He'll be asked when Andy pulls everybody, did you guys think it was a
problem when Andy nearly killed everybody? Raise your hand of course, yeah,
yeah, and that may be the only nobody. Andy will ask him what
it's like being so tall and about speedos, and then that'll be it.
He want to ask him another thing, all right, So the Margot drinking
thing. It would be much easier to just call her drunk. She's a
good sport, she gets it. But if there was a justifiable reason to
drink, she would have it. Here we already said that, but this
is uh, this text kind of kicks things off. Where am I?
Okay, so we've gotten the tax she we we saw her drinking the wine
that was pre tax. Now yeah, she's yeah, she's you can tell
she's not herself at this point, we go to that disappearing beach and then
the guests come back and they return to Hawaii because that's the theme of the
party. This see Culver gives Jamaya shell that was pretty sweet. And then
now back on the boat, Margot's hanging out at a party for one Yeah,
growing back a couple of those pina colada shots right now. I don't
blame her because pina coladas are perfect cocktail. I love a pina colada.
If you have more than two, you'll shit your pants. But they're very,
very powerful, and they're very very delicious drinks. And if Coco Lopez
is getting cracked open, and Coco Lopez is you know, involved in the
pina colada making process, I'm getting fired because I'm gonna take a nip every
once in a while too, you know what I mean. That's that good.
Yeah, but they're the milkshake equivalent. They're good. They're really good.
Right. Well, as you pointed out when you started this, Dylan,
it you will be shitting yourself all night though, so that is definitely
a drawback. Hey kidding me. It's all like high fructose coconut fucking lacquer
that cannot pass through your intestine successfully. So Luca looks great. Margo's we
we, I don't know why I buy put the note. Luca looks great.
Margot is at this point nuked, I mean not quite like Sea Ratt
night Out nuked. But Serena is like, can you taste this place?
And she takes a spoonful of pineapple fried rice and Margo's just like, oh
man, She's like, does it taste like something? She's like, oh
my god, yeah, taste like something. She starts flopping into the sink
like gumby and knocking shit over, and a She's like, hey, Margo,
I she she has to like ask her, are you are you blackout?
Drunk down? Okay, So the show they pick their pick their favorites
with editing. They clearly hate Captain Legohead and they clearly are rooting for Margo.
Of course they could not let this go in like just not show this
scene. However, I think Margo was way more drunk. Yeah, they
showed in the footage because for you to pick up remember if your kermit,
you're working your ass off, you're running down. For you to pick up
on a coworker, it being drunk. Yeah, more things would have had
to have been exhibited from Margo in my opinion. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because you can sneak a couple nips and be yeah, I've done it.
Yeah. Yeah. It's not like a it's not a joint, you
know, it's not like one hit and everybody can see that you're you know,
you're you're kind of high. Anyways, ironically lost my train of thought.
Aha, is so one of the reasons why I have so much yummy,
yummy love for everybody is because mostly the way these two and to a
lesser degree, Jason, handled this entire thing. Asha hated having to go
be a rat, but she had to be. You have to. She
had to, and Marco knew that she had to do it, and there
was just a game respect game kind of thing, like I completely understand why
you had to do it. Well, we'll get into all of it,
but it was this could have been throw Adrian and Milly elicit in this and
something can really like something really nasty goes down. Now here's the one thing
that I noticed about Captain Hotpants. He he loves to torture people with that
weight time on when he's gonna ren ask you about that. Yeah, I
think it is a management style to freak the person out so that it really
because if he just got their side and said, you know, don't worry
about it, you're not fired, but don't do it again, it wouldn't
have the impact. It's almost like the emotional prison of That's why they put
when you get a d u I, they make you fucking spend the night
in the fucking pokey. Then they make his show up to AA meetings despite
the fact you may might have just had a couple too many cocktails at the
Christmas party and they make you pay three grand. You will never drink and
drive again. Yeah, unless you're from Wisconsin, it's right, or Virginia
or California. Unless you're a drunk, right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, but it weeds out the what do you call it,
the just casual drinkers from the real drunks, you know, the ones that
down a bottle of vodka while the cops pulling them over and the window dude,
my uncle Hob has avoided I think he's beat four do us, but
they're in lies the problem. They've not landed. He's slipped out of all
of them. So no, he is gonna keep hitting deer and that's sad.
Anyways, So that's what Captain hot Pants did to Margot. Yeah,
no, he this move was so interesting. I no, it wasn't so
interesting. Very few things on the show are so interesting. But hot Captain,
I felt like, this is okay to do if you're not going to
fire somebody, right, But at that moment, I don't know that he
was or wasn't going to fire her. So it's just it was a little
odd to have him say, hey, let's go for a quick chat,
like what where the fuck did you go? Because I'd argue Adam and Margot
both had the same stance upon you know, an egregious act. Adam nearly
killed everyone, Margot was drinking on the job. He had to sit on
it and sleep on it before he could render a decision. Right, yeah
with that him. Yeah, so different outcomes. But okay, so like
here and all joking inside, when you're out in the water and Ernie has
a seizure and goes down, Margo, if she's like as shit faced as
she was, she could like trip and fall and like knee him in the
face and just be like, whoa, why are you drooling? You know,
like it's it's dat hot Pants not knowing Margo's in toxic and said Margo
getting the tender you're driving? Yeah, right, and big Seal, Yeah,
there you go. So okay, I want to remind the audience last
season, Culver Captain Lego ahead he also drank oh yeah yeah, but I
think it was a different circumstance. Captain hot Pants had said the crew for
whatever reason, could have one cocky and then he caught Culver having like five
Yeah. Yeah, well dinner. And Margot's very another thing that's so admirable
about the way she handled the situation. She was I mean, she was
buzzed so that it helps, but she was very calm about what she could
be meeting on the other side of the evening. Can I tell you what
else I appreciated Margot. I like someone who doesn't exaggerate or underscore what really
took place. He asked her a direct question, have you been drinking?
And what did you drink? And she caught to the peanut collodis and I
thought she was gonna that red wine thing. I thought she was going to
put that under the rug. She did not, She said, I drank
wine. Yes, God damn. You know, booze will give you a
lot of confidence to be transparent. You know, I think it probably would
have been better if she concealed it, but it would be impossible too,
because, like we said, when you're no noticeably drunk, what are you
gonna go like a half of beer? And that that's ineffective gas lack.
All right, So dinner is, of course, rice, surf and turf.
It's it's fun. I love Serena, you know, the foods,
the food. I think she's doing a good job. She's doing a she's
doing a good job. I like. I like her breakfast and lunch layouts,
best platters we've ever seen on the show, best put into those things.
So Asia and Margot say good night to each other. And this is
where this moment here, this fucking Fredo and Michael kind of moment. Are
you talking about Kermit and hot Pants talking? No, I'm talking about Kermit
and Margot talking where Margot knows that Asia half betrayed her and and Asha knows
that she knows, and they're both saddened by it, but they're so sweet
and professional towards one another about it. They just ten out of ten,
no splash. Do we ever know who put the bullet in the back of
Fredo's head while they were out fishing? Or was that because that was just
a dark figure he was fishing with. No, I'm not a big I
mean, I'd love The Godfathers like they're perfect movies. But you know,
there are these people that have seen them seventy five thousand. They know every
single you know, fat Italian guy's name of the movie, Pollie. So
Cap and Asia have a little chat, good conversation about Margot being a good
person, and they just shrug their shoulders and they're like, she's a fucking
cigarette. What are you gonna do is a goddamn siarette. This is the
next day. Sorry about hosting, but Croak madams are served and the deck
team is humming. Margot wakes for her last day aboard this converted fishing vehicle,
and Juo and Serena have a very different conversation. Yeah, do we
ruin our sea rat friendship over tossing ourselves into each other? Yeah? Or
do we maintain this sea rat friendship? Yeah? I of course. It
was like, get a room already. I mean, and they do.
They do get a room and they have sex with each other like five times,
which for them, I mean that sounds exhausting. I don't know how
either one of them have the stamina for that. It would stand to reason
that's I haven't had the stamina since the nineties. Well, I mean that's
the thing. It's a young man and woman's game doing that kind of silly
stuff. Jack rabbit shit in the top bunk. Guys are over thirty.
How the fuck do you ever wherewithal unbelievable? So let's get to the ick
ah. Yes, yes, yes, Culver involves the help of Kermit for
his girlfriend proposal. He involves the help of so any people. Yeah,
who was the person that helped him of Was it Jual that helped him with
those great computer graphics for the card, yeah yeah, yeah. And and
Culver says about Juaw's ability on pages the word processing application on on Max that
he's good at computers. Yeah yeah, which is a very potato farmer thing,
just like are you an old potato farm? He's pretty good at computers.
So I gave him the card, dudies, I thought, what the
fuck? I thought. My lovely wife Shari was asleep, and I heard
her say out loud, he sounds old. Yeah, he sounds like I
don't know how you can go through life just at his age, like to
say, somebody's pretty good with anyways, He's an odd duck. But Asia
and Juow's support of Culver in this is criminal, I think, negligently criminal.
And if they cared about him, Asha I think is just a cuckoo
head who really loves this. Yes, but Jua as a man should be
like, you know, if he cared about Culver, he'd be like,
uh, you want me to do what? But no, there's this network
of you know, pushing Culver out there and getting him to do it.
And I am so appreciative of all of that because what we saw unfold was
well, he has a pamphlet with a yes or no. Yeah, you
know when I get buttoled cramps. Yeah, that's what this scene makes people,
do. You know? You just kind of seize up because you want
to run away, but you're also clockwork orange peeled open to all the horror
that you're witnessing. So anyways, what happens? Oh well, we wrap
up the episode, both parks guests apart eighteen hundred large, that's fourteen fifty
each. Margo gets the fucking helmet, wraps up the proposal prep and he's
got a little voo in there, and then he hands her that pamphlet with
the yes or no questionnaire and he's composed quite a tone of love on that
goddamn card. And I think that's where we leave it. All right,
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