Yeah, we've been for an hour and minutes, one minute and thirty three
seconds. The seconds we count every week. Yes, you just don't pay
attention because we talk about hours two weeks like mm hmm. Hey. In
my defense, there is no there is no defense. There's no defense for
common sense because I was saying rolling this whole up. Sorry, I need
falls. There's no Paulls be there for her. They're not talking to me
like that, Paul pause. Oh we got company on Thursday. Uh,
somebody was supposed to be there before. That could be anybody Jim Sing.
Ain't that that dick ship what it actually is? The only grabbed This has
been in the fridge for like a year. Yo. Oh my god.
I remember them and commercials and it was Gen sing and before there, before
there was a honey pack, there was there was honey goat weed or Spanish
fly if you happen to be Mexican horny go we Spanish fly and energy drinks
with Gen singing, any drinks with Gen sing in it. That's not why
I'm drinking it. I don't care why you drinking. I needed my sugar
levels a lot, and I ain't got no sodas in the fridge. Never
mind you work for the city, because I'm like, if you need a
job, my job is higher. I don't work for the city, but
even so my job is only part time. So no, with's your banking
experience. You got banking experience, A lot of it. You have banking
I got you here. Let me send you the link. Man, when
I tell you this is the easiest banking job I have ever had. It's
the call center. Right, Guess how many people walking work in the call
center? Like fifty that's the whole company. Oh shit, it's three in
the call center and fifty working the whole company. How many people you think
really be at work on any given day? Oh, they be there,
But the job is Look, we have been spoiled, or let me say
we have been punished by shit that's unnecessary. There's no such things as occurrences.
As long as you give my boss a car in advance saying you can't
make it, it ain't nobody already off. Cool take the day. If
you ain't got no sick time, or let's just say you just don't want
to use your fucking sick time, you just take it unpaid. That's you
know, that's what I don't understand. That's why I don't understand companies why
they don't do that either, Like why am I getting punished by you?
Because I'm like, you know what, I really need this time off,
Like if I ain't paid for a fuck it, that's the consequence you're mad
at me, Like I'm not already docking my own fucking pay. As long
as you are not already scheduled for Saturday, you can take up the four
hours off your schedule during the weekday and just work on Saturday. Yeah,
I don't. I think that a lot of themmloyees employers, they don't really
understand how employees want to work for them and actually will do their fucking job
when they have like options for like flexibility and ship like because sometimes you just
you don't feel like knowing that ship. But you know, like, you
know what, I'm really not feeling productive right now. But I know I
ain't doing shit Saturday, and I know I usually got a little extra juice
to burn. I just go in on Saturday and knock them little, you
know whatever. I was as all as the ship is getting done, Who
fucking cares, but that ship's getting done, don't pitch at me on how
I got it done. When you send them all fucking there to killing nigga,
you don't ask me how I'm gonna kill them. You just want me
to kill them, right, I know. Sometimes they got special requests because
they they want they want the person that's gonna die. No, you sent
them the government. I did not care how we killed Osama. They just
wanted that off the earth. But what's their name from Game of Thrones definitely
gave a damn how she killed Jeoffrey, absolutely and then came back and said
it was me she must But even then that goes to show Circe cared how
she was killed, cared. She wanted her to suffer, so she was
mad because she didn't it got away. Yeah, so that's kind of to
one's point. Actually, okay, but no win you went in court today,
you know he was on the opposite end. He said, as long
as they getting killed, it don't matter. I was saying that it's to
some people it does matter, because like Circe was pissed, she was like
she should have died, screaming. But no, but even me and one,
like we was having a conversation like as far as I put insurance and
ship. That's a scam. That's the biggest scam for me to be paying
for medical insurance every single month, and then you too tell me that some
medical shit is not covered. The only fucking requirement should be that as fucking
medical because it's medical insurance. I never understood that part, Like, I
never got where you can say, oh, we're not gonna pay for that
if I'm paying you consistently. They were like, we not. I don't
even care if you say, okay, we only gonna pay fifty percent of
that, but y'all will flat out saying no, we're not paying that.
That. Oh looks like you're out of our It keeps me alive to do
this, therefore you'll keep getting paid for me. What the fuck is the
problem? I think my biggest thing is like, Okay, you're telling me,
oh, we're not gonna pay for this. So I have been paying
on this medical insurance, dental insurance, whatever the fucking case may be.
Two years without incident. I ain't had no hospitalizations, I ain't had no
root annwns, I ain't had none of this ship all right, bitch,
well how about this, since you don't want to pay for it. How
about all the money that I've paid you for twenty four months? You just
refund me my ship since clearly you're not fucking doing nothing with it. Somebody
you ain't. You ain't had to pay no claims for me, So my
money should still just be sitting there. But no, you're using it for
other people ship to pay them the fuck out. Chris Rock makes my ass
itch, But that just in case shit joke that he made about insurance a
long time ago. I still stand behind him all these years. That's probably
one of the only things that I was like, he don't get on my
nerves, and that was that shirre sa, like that, what the fuck
do they do with the money they pay everybody that works there? No fuck
that whatever I give you should be just this is my stockpile. That's the
case. It shouldn't be you should be able to I need insurance should work
like this will front you the money for your medical bills as you pay us,
but after you've paid so much that much of whatever you need to have
done is guaranteed to get paid. So if I get in a car accident
of working and paying this insurance for twenty years and it requires for them to
give me a whole new spinal system. They should be like, you have
one hundred thousand dollars in your account right now, we'll go ahead and pay
up to one hundred thousand. The other fifty thousand for your spine comes out
your own pocket. But that's the thing, Okay, that one hundred thousands
out of your own fucking pocket, because that's what you've been paying it to.
The fucking is basically a reserve. Okay, So let's say they should
come to the other fifty thousand, and then I'm alive, I can move.
I got these bionic things. I'm probably gonna go join the Avengers.
I'll borrow it from Tony, so basically paying Killer from Black Lightning. And
I'm so mad he did not get his spin off show. But now that
that is some wild, very wow wild shit. Even like with flex spinning
accounts, I don't I will never get those you putting see, And I
always did because obviously I'm sickly, so I've always needed it. I get
the HSA ones. I never got the flex ones. Yeah, but you
do, now see I would. I always did flex spinning because like that's
immediate because you do a lot of immediate stuff. No, but us,
like because I worked for the city, I'm working for the city. Like
we have one for parking. They don't check your fucking receipts for parking and
shit. So all of that money that you put into the side tax free
for flex spinning, I just take that shit and then I go Christmas shopping
with it. Okay, that makes sense you you work the system. Me
personally, I always got the HSA because Christmas, bro, you had one
person to shop for one I don't give a damn if I had twenty people
to shop for. Fuck Christmas. Look shopping for twenty people with right that?
What could have done? Work in your favorite break unless you buy everybody
ten dollars gifts? Tom point still stands for Christmas. Well, you got
beef with x masks. Christmas shopping is dog shit. You shopping for one
person who you got one specific gift. You want to know, I'm trying
to figure out. I'm trying to see your pun because you have to remember
I have a family. This is why fuck Christmas? Right okay? With
me being a good sun interferes with my individual happiness. Fuck Christmas. So
you bitched the moment you have for one time out the whole year, you
are required to buy your mama a gift. So you couldnot get a pair
of shoes on top of the twenty seventh pair you already got the eat sixty.
You not even gonna wear them. I know you. It doesn't matter.
That's not the point. Pay retail price like everybody else, and let
it go. Bro. See that's that not now Now you're fel the fall
down my rabbit hole. It ain't gonna be no retail price when I go
back and get these shoes. That just don't just no, no, no,
take the al brow. I can't take no care. So I tell
you right now, you're playing for December twenty fifth. Somebody better have some
motherfucker d m p's ain't a tree if I got to go buy my own
and be so upset. But because of like the whole little raffering ship,
how that goes now, Like you gotta got a lot of whatever retail price
is no, like I know that part, but it's like if that is
on your list, but then they can't hit and get them done with.
Yeah, alright, breuh. You know I was wondering if the comments were
working because it was like people that old time here and nobody said anything.
Here's what really here's what really bad we want, here's what really grind,
Here's what really we want to cry. I never hit on like the the
in store pick up where like you could just come and get your shoes like
same day. I usually gotta go through sneakers and then take a week to
get them. I was like, I ain't gonna have no money to get
these shoes right now because I spent all my money on Christmas shopping, which
is cool, So you're done Christmas shopping and that's why you're so angry.
And then foot Locker, Hey you won go pick these shoes up side thirteen
dt LR, Hey you won y gotta pick these shoes up before the end
of the day. I was like, hey, this so bitch. I
was so you won the shoes. I wanted to pick them up, but
you couldn't pay for them. When was this shoes came out, So because
you didn't pick them up by the end of Saturday, you no longer have
them. Why don't you have the days app downloaded where you can print yourself
two hundred and fifty dollars. This was you know, this would have actually
been the time that you said me, me, can you you know,
longing into whatever because I've been hitting that potle. She would have said something.
He didn't need him. That's what the Lord is telling him, all
right, And the Lord is telling you, and he's being a dick about
it all the same breath. Because I'm gonna go ahead, and I'm for
the first time and over a year, over a year, this is a
thank you, brick. Yeah, I'm definitely going to like give an update
and kind of explain to people what have been going on. But this is
the first time and over year, like since I got hurt. Now got
I got hurt December twenty eighth, and once I got hurt, like not
being able to y'all know I was killing with fucking Amazon deliveries and doing door
dashing girl. Shit, nigga, did my fucking leg be giving out like
I like, I'll try it like every now and then, like I'll do
it like you know a couple of days start the weekend and shit, but
then my fucking leg be hurting all week It's that constant hopping in and out
of the truck. It's my leg not ready for that. But this is
the first time that I have been just like caught up and like nothing is
like behind, no nothing, And that is all thanks to POTO because I
have been fucking straw guh ling, because you gotta look at I have to
take care of me, the kids, and my fucking mom and I'm only
working part time. So all of this time that I've been like trying to
catch up, and shit, it was just it was a lot. So
finally being able to like start out twenty twenty four and I don't owe anything
up behind, it was like, for the for the first time all year,
I'm actually behind the eight ball. That job transition ship killed me.
That'll definitely do it. So it's like, but it's a couple of things
like happening back to back that allowed me to be able to catch up,
Like one, getting that fucking that pay increase and then like with them retro
on it and giving us like the that retro pay on our check. That
also ended up being the same month that we got three paychecks in that one
month, so it was like I had the bonus pay, but then I
actually had technically like a bonus check for that month. And then with you
know, me hitting Poto for three days. One thing about me, like
when I have the money, like I'm I'm responsible with it. I pay
my bills up quick. I'm just I'm in a place now where I can
finally, finally, finally do stuff that my kids haven't asked for. They're
real understanding. My kids are super considerate, Like they know their dads don't
help with shit, so they don't be swaying about stuff, especially because they're
like, if we don't get it now, we'll get it later. But
all this ship with jelly beans, and that's my thought procest cause like I
was standing on a lot of shit. But like borrow money for my vices,
I'm not gonna do that. Like I ain't gonna borrow no money so
I can go buy some fucking weed or like buy a pair of tennis shoes.
Now, you gotta say ship like that for when you're really in the
motherfucking jam. He's like, Yo, God, yeah, I never asked
you for nothing. I don't want to be like yo me me' like mo
fucking that I loan you money to get shoes. You broke ash nigga.
Okay, you know what I did watch before? We like get too deep
into the show. I watched the I watched the TV movie, which one.
I watched Hole in the Wall Dog. First of all, that is
some book, yo. I love to support my people grow I whoever wrote
that ship shout out the baby Drew. That's the first of all. I
didn't realize my man's got that old dog. I didn't realize my man's got
that old my man Doug Bro He he definitely was the epitome of an old
nigga. Did he talk man? His one? There's no way filming this
movie they didn't go through like multiple takes they had to because half the time,
like his dialogue is so inaudible. I'm like, babie, what you're
saying? Like I had no script. I definitely feel like bro had no
script too. I don't know what it is. But whenever Kelly kills and
something, I like watch with her in it because she just funny for no
reason, the fact that she literally was walking around with this briefcase ready to
butte dog. Then Okay, So for those y'all who don't don't didn't watch
it, The Hole in the Wall is that Ralph's bar right there on?
Is that Lisbon Lisbon in North Avenue. So if you ever got off that
freeway, the owner that he actually just died, yeah, not long ago,
probably put in the last week or so. Ship Damn, that's sucked
up. But you know, recipece to him. But that's the bar they
used for this whole thing. Number two, Ernest is in this, which
makes me laugh too. Huh Yeah, shout out to eat because he'd been
in a lot of movies lately, because he filmed in one right now too.
Every local comedian was damn there in there because myron in there. I
told y'all I think we should do I told you dude, I am legitimately
working on five TV scripts so we can get one film. Well, you
know, sometimes it's creativity. It takes a minute, and so when I'm
stuck on one, I just go work on the other one. I got
the horror movie coming through Broken Bluff and bad Bootlegs is getting what you're saying
is because your brain can't focus on one thing at a time, we're gonna
get nothing. Because that's what that sounded. But then when when I'm done,
you're gonna have like all the well, you're gonna be in like five
movies at one time. Bro, Look my acting, my acting, chops
is impeccable. Because when y'all are my only fans, y'all can't tell who
I don't even like? Like, no, what how did we get here?
They had nothing to do with that, right, she ain't here to
back you up on this bullshit? You know that, right? Okay?
You? But it was it was a great movie. I laughed all the
time. Not a great movie, but it was still. I mean it
was great for what when he had the baby sit them ground ass kids?
Yeah, Like I want people to understand two B movies are not supposed to
be good good. Well, I was getting my makeup done. A three
star two movie is a damn good movie. I was getting my makeup done,
like weeks ago. What the party was that we was going somewhere?
Damn? What was that weeks ago? If you were getting your makeup done,
it was something. It was something going on because I had a minute,
because you haven't got your makeup done nowhere? Was it a year ago?
No? No, I can't, but I don't. I can't even
remember what it was doing. But oh no, that's what it was.
It was from my pop up shop okay, good, like we ain't went
nowhere but no. So when I was getting my makeup done from my pop
up shop, like it was actually interesting, but it's it's not a two
B movie, like, it's a series. I didn't know they have series.
Oh the Dirty d Yeah, it's something like it really really sounds like
niggas is like if you walk in and motherfuckers is just having a conversation and
ship like it's so I don't know it just even though people's acting gonna suck,
not every right, but right. So I was surprised, and but
I think it was because like the ship felt so fucking like it really sounded
like if you was to walk in the room for the group of hood niggas,
like this is exactly how the ship would sound like. Remember how when
we used to have like we'd be sitting there talking and the ship to just
be recording. That's how it sounds like. Motherfucker was just like roll it
and then all of a sudden they just turn that ship into a part of
the movie. So I gotta given it was called literally that's one of the
most popular series on too. So when you said it's a series, by
the fuck, we don't think that one right away. Then you got to
prove of something else. Now, Detroit, I gotta give them credit.
Whoever, the drug dealers and pimps and Detroit who need to wash they money,
they really invest in their movies coming out of Detroit, if they really
use the same eight, it's like eight to ten main actors and actresses out
of Detroit that started all these different movies. So he's like the hood,
Adam Sander. Yeah, so literally the Dirty d has damn there, like
well had like nine of them in there, and don't was about to say
I had because whatever ended season two, there was this big hole blow of
about two of them not coming back and it was supposed to be about money.
They made this big deal on internet on Instagram about it, which pissed
off the writers. So they did this special episode that Monte watched the other
day that basically wrote them out the story. So when season three does drop,
you're not like, well, Dan, where the hell these niggas go?
All right? So, but yeah, it's actually good. I want
to know what you're eating. But no, dog, I don't know why
people really shop on t being the bad acting movies and two be because there's
been bad black movies for years. Uh what was that fat Beach? Prime
example. Every time I say bad black movies, I get attacked on the
internet because you'll be going for the jugular dog. You be saying, but
these movies are bad. I didn't say they wasn't bad, but they're loved
by millions. You gotta expect the back. You can love a bad movie.
It's called My Love Beef like Mom loves Beef. It's because what's the
name of the is it sweating sweatshot? Sweatshot sweatshop. It's a spicy like
the Asians and ships for the wrong person. I barely eat Asian food,
so you know, and we can't talk about Chinese food. We're trying to
We're trying to tie him into a Chinese eating stick, eating freshly cooked stick,
eating Bambie's asshole. That's nasty work. I mean it must be good
because it's the only thing Pandas eat over there. Bamboo, bamboo. They
just really be over there, just going to town on some bamboo. That's
because no, that's koalas same thing. No, they're not bears, and
they want you to stop calling them bears. They're MARSUPI. They're not there,
and they want them to change that. First of all, we have
been on this statement and a press release. They're not there. We have
been on this planet for far too long to not understand that white people are
gonna do whatever they want to Know. If that's a koala bear, then
that's what the fuck we call call it. How you go over there to
a Frillia and they kicked your ass. No, he doesn't. It's not
that I don't like Chinese food. It's just if you give me several choices,
I won't. I won't pick Chinese food first. So you know how
y'all be trying to convince me to play wars on That's what I'm gonna start
doing with you. In Chinese food, I won't. I'm not saying I
won't eat it. I have no choice. You don't like it the way
we like it, and we respect that they're paying the Chinese people paying any
thing, and that's just fucking amazing, and that's probably part of the problem.
Just throw anything. Look, some niggas eat ass, some niggas eat
m G. I don't. I don't eat ass. I picked the MSG.
Wow, boy, you make it like choices. All that sodium flora
you get that ass to ship ass you eating? I got so why you
eating salty eyes, bleaching their booty holes? God show me a lie,
tell you that that considered. Like I just know that Kanye said it in
a song. If you bleach your asshole when you ruin my shirt, does
that make him an ass? Right? I know, But I'm saying,
like, if you eat a bleached booty holes, that considered the preservative or
an additive. Shut up salty Wow, shut up, because I don't want
to think about that. It's definitely gonna spike your blood. That that is
an answer that it's gonna haunt you. That shit probably tastes like that salt
from just snow salt, because every kid that ates some snow salt, snow
salt is terrible snow salt. It really is just concentrated sauce salt that on
the side walk. So your sh don't be You didn't know that is eating
that ever? Try it? You You never yeah, no, you have
never. You've never licked your gloves after you have thought that that's literally what
happened. You might have not done. That is a job you did some
ship you ever stuck your tongue on the poll that was frozen. No,
most niggas lick batteries. Right, you definitely did a nine vote to your
tongue. Yeah, okay, they have to make sure you're still with us.
No song, no battery. Yes, hey, you know what instead
of saying pennies, I think that should say, if you eat on the
period, it tastes like pennies, tastes like nine vot battery. They about
the same. That's terrible. No, no, I'm not saying that,
but most people haven't, right, you said, who then look at their
gloves after? Some like you? First of all, you were a little
kid, so you not thinking I never you owed as a mom, I
know you've done that was why how you just gonna put that on his jacket?
Because he's old? Like it was just default thing that old niggas did
at one point my first time ever hear and I have been around some really
fucked up kids. Okay, I spent my childhood. They probably didn't think
it was nothing wrong, like putting glue on your hands and then peeling it
all. I'm pretty sure eighty percent of the children I grew up around got
s s. I in some way, and I didn't even see them motherfuckers
eat y'all. I was on your side. No, no, no,
I'm whoever y'all, including the commons. So y'all gonna sit there and say,
y'all never tastes of But I guarantee you one of you motherfuckers have tried
to have tasted glue. No, that was why. Now I don't believe
it. You look older folk. That was woman syndrome. But when I
was in elementary school, though I won't lie, I was a big fan
of sticky tape. I wouldn't eat it. But like you, I couldn't
do that. But you wouln't know why. Because anything that's self adhesive that
resticks, I don't trust it because when did I pull it off? It
should be done, It shouldn't work. No, I've never seen put it
back up. I've never seen sticky tape. Are we talking about like the
little the color program? Yeah? Like the construction boom. That's different you're
talking about now, the sticky tape. I licked it. That's the kind
of I'm thinking you're talking about the No, no, sorry, that's an
adhesive strip, sticky tape. No, I think that's a proper name for
sticky tape, you know, like band aid is really tape. Why used
to just sit and suck on Yeah, just the corner that looked like a
little just basically the little nipple he was sucking on one and then do like
this and then just so we just knew he's gonna grow get Yeah, pretty
much, that's why. That's why I have so much love for titties.
Bro, you gotta treat titties like you know, it's just it's it's really
really boy For those who are just joining us, like why why went on
a complete rant about by fuck Christmas? Like this niggas like real life grunching
here today. Yeah, the first thirty minute being just fuck you. I
can't get my ship. Yeah, so this next video is actually inspired by
wine because this niggas horrible, horrible and advocate for Christmas this year. Go
ahead and play that video with the truck. I knew exactly what was Now
this is some crazy ship, bro, to pull up stole do we know
for now? That's taking it too far? Do we know for a fact?
And not a two car household? No? Uh, the persons finded
like they said that they had went in the store for however many minutes and
came back and there was done. You have been driving for your entire adult
life, correct, nigga. The way he pulled, like, just look
at how he's driving. None of this is legal, None of this is
None of this says hey man, I'm gonna take the tree hold. None
of this says that this is death. This is a ribbery, sir,
Look how you got the he's the keys. Look reminded real quick. Reminded
real quick, because clearly, clearly on the ground that says stop. Also
he went look his motherfucker says stop. Watch he did everything bust stop clear
and you think that that was a consensual swapping Christmas treek. Maybe the special
needs child that they have is at home acting a complete fool because mommy's taking
too long to get home with this tree, because she's still out doing additional
shopping to spend this bro he stole that far. That is white on white
crime. Damn said, I would have done the same thing. Trees are
expensive. He ain't wrong. You are if you don't take your ass to
a forest just cut one day. First of all, I don't want no
real Christmas tree. I don't want no real one either, like after having
a fake one and not having to do anything but just slide the box back
on top of it to pack it up. You know, I saw a
hat where motherfucker like they put the ram rap yeah on the tree and the
ornaments on it. They ran the rap it and slide whatever. They there's
a person who don't even they got a it's like a cloth tree. So
they stand up a pole and it spreads out and they take the little cloth
thing. They drop it from the top and it gives you the impression of
a fully lit tree. Like then you plug the light in. So I
think that might be the best part about having an autistic system. You just
want the light certain holidays. She just don't a funk about it. So
all that, let's put up a Christmas tree. We tried that ship last
year. Not into it. Really, the girls have gotten to the win
where they give no fun about tree. They have a tree at home,
and you know, we get together, we put the lights on it.
They took the tree out. That tree is still sick of sitting nakedly as
possible in the middle of the front room. No damn, they didn't ask
for no ornaments. They don't want no special mom, just start d I
wine like she takes them like. She got some thumbtacks and some lights the
shape of a tree. Pluck that motherfucker. We got an inflatable snowman,
inflatable elf and just some boxes that's wrapped up and that's cool and mouth and
K that's what K like K walked in. Ooh, lights were right in
the fucking room. That's all you care about. She don't give fun about
no big ass tree. Care about all that said. I didn't know about
bake tree until I moved to the Midwest. Look where did you used to
live? So you live somewhere where they don't get snow or like up north,
up north, like New York, and them sound like real trees.
Now they got two trees. That's why they cut them down. Not bad.
Has a tiny little tree. He got the Charlie Brown joint. Charlie
Brown lean to the side, so he had like decorated it and the like.
It's like because it's it's I don't even think it's as tall as the
fucking he's from where they don't have snow. But it's a it's a little
you know, little tree, and I went and like he had like lights
and stuff from the little ornaments and stuff. But he tried. His tree
looks one hundred percent better now because I fixed it. And he was like,
man, I ain't know you're supposed to. So you know when you
have the fake trees and you know it's it's by you have to bring them
down and spread them out and and actually filled the tree, just stuck the
branches so all the mothers. So you're telling me, dog like a bud
of weed with lights around it, absolutely absolute some ship. As a dude,
we just don't get, you know what I as a man, some
sense, you just don't get. We did. You don't know. It's
not for lack of trying. It's just decorated. He just didn't know to
spread it out like and like I said, like he had actually done,
you know, like he had wrapped the lights around it and put ornaments on
it. He just didn't know, like, dude, like you have to
spread the branches out. So after I brought all the branches down and like
you know, you got to maneuver room spread them out to make it look
full. Then I had to start moving ornaments around because now you you got
ship that was all the way up here. Now you got to bring it
down here because the fucking branch is down here now. So it was like,
so I got I got them, I got them together, I got
them together, exciting, Like I remember the first time I walked in,
I think like they had the white Christmas tree and that motherfucker rotated. I
was like, fin't never seen no rotating Christmas spirps. Christmas changed when J.
C. Penny stopped meling their catalogs. That's how you feel, show
me to lie when we don't get that catalog no more that we can flip
through it, you know. But you you know what I think has replaced
the jac Penny catalogs. You know what we get every year, we get
a finger hut. But so are you familiar with finger hut? Of course?
I think money. Now, look, when you lose yours got to
get. I'm like, that's not bad, but I can see how it
just wasn't you know, spread out? No, Like this was the after
me showing him and telling him how to fix it. Now, so now
he has to do the other side. I didn't have it before, didn't
think about taking a picture before. She didn't realize how bad it was.
And he had a white one too, So I was like, yeah,
so you see how like this side of school now she's so low. But
no, I definitely see what side I did versus decide that he still has
to do. You can see the different like that just dog. So all
of this I had to spread out and bring down. But I was like,
your fingerhut, you're having some ship. Don't get me wrong, Fingerhut
do be lit though, but barb from his finger hut just feel like boring
from the mob. I just feel like you gonna get in like way too
deep everybody. Like I said, during that time when I didn't have a
job, I had to pick and choose. But bills got paid, and
unfortunately finger Hut took the hit off for shot, like when you just got
random ship that you like you mothers get paid. And That's where I'm at
right now. So I gotta work something out with them. They mad they
had I had a nice little hide limit. Now they got to drop my
limit all the way back down to the paid I paid real bills first,
you know, I said, dude, my Christmas tree looks so much better
because my son sure said it was little and weak were your son to your
tree week man? That could deep damn dad, You could have just not
did this at all, Bro, You could just bought a reef pretty much
put on the front door. Yeah, I got it. I got him
started and showed him like how to do it, and then I think it
was just like the excitement, like dang, like she really came over.
Were like working on Christmas tree and stuff, and then all of a sudden,
that's literally like one hug away from matching pajamas. Yeah, yeah,
I probably got matching lingerie. You know, we don't need we don't need
cool were talking about, we don't need matching pajamas because I just take his
pajamas all the time. I have, so you would think that he lived
because I have so many pairs of his pajama pan I'm always taking this pajama
pan. You're not the same height for you to be steal in that man's
pants height, right, at least still as silkies, that's acceptable. No,
I don't even I don't even think he owns a pair of silkies.
Wild Yeah, I don't think he owns a pair of my bad a pair
of his wrestling drawers. So Okay, storry time, So it's not We've
been here in three weeks, so no, that's that's the reason why.
So let's start at six. That way we could still do a three hour
show and go home at a reasonable time. Being in a motherfucker till midnight.
I got to work at eight am on. I don't have those problems
anymore because my shift changed and I don't even start unto noon. But even
so, I worked from home. My my in office week was last week,
so now I'm back. Well, I don't work from home. I
work work with a bunch of white people. No, okay, drugs when
I do have to go in the office. That ain't why sure, Like,
don't blame I don't blame it on the lack of sleep. I don't
smoke at the boy. If I got to go to work down the off
day, I got seven as soon as bus. Like you couldn't be on
the ring camera, Like you couldn't wait til that bus pulled off? Like
y no, I couldn't. Y'r niggas be stressing me out. Okay,
So I hadn't seen Jesus. I hadn't seen him in over a month.
Jesus, I called god enough, ye, but no, I hadn't.
I hadn't seen him in over a month. Like it was just like with
so much shit going on and the scheduling, it was just it was a
lot. And then you know, like with jelly Bean being sick and stuff.
So I finally, you know, went over there. Like I said,
when I helped him, uh, when I was fixed helping him fix
this Christmas tree, and he had on these air postal boxer briefs because that's
all he really weird, is like, yeah, boxer briefs. And I
was like, I really like these draws, but I didn't want them,
like, you know, to like wear him around the house. I wanted
them for like, you know, like how would niggas be on like only
fans acting us fire draws and shit. So I made him spray his cologne
on him and I took his draws home. So then I just got his
scented draws at the house. I was like, is that weird? Very
much? So he was like, what want to period yours? Is it?
Wait? Is it weird because it's draws? Weird because it's them because
because that used to be my bag back in the day. That's how I
have so many of his shirts because I would have shirts on the shirts and
then I sleep in the shirts. But it's just shirts, hoodies, silky.
That's a common thing that we expect that it gets to the point where
is just a different version of silkies. But it's weird because it's y'all,
because y'all have weird quirks. So the simple fact that my guy probably draw
like, yo, these I heard so much about these draws. They feel
good on my body and then you'll walk in the door, give me those.
Yeah. He was like, man, that just buddy, I just
but and I think that's why he wanted to see. He was like and
I was like, I was like, I like them, take them off,
even agree you're a sick, sick person. So he took him off
and I had him like spraying with his cologne, and then I took you
don't let the man washing the drunk, you know what, discussing He got
some balls, his asses and plus whatever he got on, so all you
got a sweaty balls and chicken ball. No one sweating like he had.
That's but I'm the sick person. Wow. We never said we wasn't family.
Me and freaky as just go have a boner nipples and take Christmas pics
with them. Oh you know what. Thank you for reminding me, because
I do have to order some stuff. No, it's sights. You put
them on all of them and you know that we're about to give you put
them on your head like a do rag and sleep. No, I put
them on my face like a mask. It's I could smell the h and
we got it. Jesus is gonna take christ Chick. You need to put
that on there now before you forget. I'm literally getting ready to sending it
to myself. Okay, shit, calm down, woman, because then he'll
be blaming me and texting me. So I'm supposed to drop at ten am.
This nigga text me at fucking nine fifty two? What was we naming
the show again? No, because it'll be the days when I walked out
the room to clean up, and we never really confirmed the episode title.
And I don't feel like listening for three whole hours just to find out what
we officially agreed on. But when DIM two not here, we're not gonna
have random changes of titles. Hey man, Britt, you love us,
That's why you keep showing up to this pod every week, first one here,
first one in, first one out right, and our last one out
of my bat You know what I'm saying, you know, And that's just
how the brain works, brain it flows. But I need to get paid
for these ideas that I yo. Oh, speaking of new job, first
job in a very very, very very I got a new job again.
I'm here, you just get I'm here even though I technically supposed to have
my interview for we energies on Tuesday, but I'm not going. I'm comfortable
where I'm at, so right amount of white women in this job that I
feel comfortable enough to be able to still do my job. Everybody's cool.
They bought us lunch on Friday, so they already got me right there.
And they apparently they do this every Friday, but they actually give you off
on your birthday. And they said, hey, your birthday is coming up
next Monday. You want to take off, We'll just go ahead and take
you off the schedule that day. A place that I worked a long time
ago. I'm so mad because I can't. That was like when I was
working like any place that I couldn't and shit, and like working like a
lot of Temple through this one place that I worked, they used to give
you off your birthday as like a pay holiday. Yeah, you get it
to get that personal time. So it was like your birthday is basically like
a pay holiday for you. Yeah, but because I just started, I
don't have any thing collected, so they're gonna give it to me off.
Period. Couldn't get off of Martin Luther King. But we definitely got We
definitely get off of Martin Luther King here. That's because you're in bank.
Yeah, I'm okay with that. So that they go by the federal holidays
and I'm okay with that. I just found that Walmart paying niggas for Christmas.
Wait what Yeah, that's a Monday too. Walmart not paying people for
Christmas. Well, it's not a it's on their schedules holiday. You mean
Christmas Eve? Christmas Day? Is Walmart even open that day? They probably?
But you know you just all now that's week as fuck the motherfucker.
I mean, I don't have that problem. I'm getting paid. Well,
that's because that's what people that's what people pushed for and they don't realize it.
So I don't know if y'all remember years ago ago, years ago,
it was this big thing where people were, you know, complaining about retail
stores being open on days like Christmas and stuff. People need to be home
with their families and blah blah blah blah blah. And I'm like, bitch,
I don't mind working the holidays because I don't be with these motherfuckers anyway.
It should be optional if you worked at right. So then places started
closing on days like Christmas and stuff. So now people who needed that money
it wanted to work, y'all, then ran y'all motherfucking mouth so much that
now they ain't got no fucking money for Christmas now. But yeah, that
that was the thing in the news years ago, like because they kept a
lot of people were like complaining. It was bringing like a lot of controversy
as far as the stores being open on days like christs Will we be eating
ship on days? Like I hate when everybody be closed on Thanksgiving when most
of us don't even eat until after three o'clock. Anyway, that's in our
community. And you get that out that we told you we could go,
we're only open till three. Look, Miss Nancy was supposed to bring the
plates in the cup I really her drunk ass. I'll really make it in
time. So I need to make this story. I'll be telling it like
I tell people. That's the one thing about the holiday season that I truly
hate with working in retail. I hate last minute shoppers, the days on
the calendar with the dating shit. The dates on the calendar do not change.
Town. Christmas is always what day town? Whatever fucking day? What
day is the day of Christmas always on. It's always December. I'll give
your past on Christmas. Thanksgiving be changing like a motherfucker. No what I'm
saying, but it's always a third third. I get you, damn,
it's always the third third. Look, stop working in retail. You won't
have these problems. I don't have the problems. It's like when you I
don't care. Like when I worked at the first time place, we used
to do these Thanksgiving things where you could you get you could buy an entire
Thanksgiving meal for those who like really ain't got no family or you just want
something quick to cook. You've you've been in this motherfucking store all week,
and you know we've been promoting, Hey, Thanksgiving, we're closing at three
o'clock. We're closing at three o'clock. It's on the fucking door every time
you walk in, this motherfucker. Then you call me on Thanksgiving Day two
thirty, Hey, what time you'll close? Thirty minutes? Oh, I
ain't gonna be able to make it. Sorry for you. I don't know
why they say it like that, like we're gonna hold the door open.
No, Keith Lee treatment, absolutely, Keith Lee. Don't even get KEI
treat. No, he did, that's what. And he whatever they sales
they made that day, he matched it because they stayed up for him.
See that's different though he he they didn't him. That was just you know
how many times people have said that because it was It was one video he
did where Dog just went to a random food truck on the side of the
road and Bro bought food and the ship was so goddamn phenomenal. Bro came
back. It was like, yo, I just got this chicken from you
and it's it's phenomenal. What's your name? What was it like? How
you He just started asking them questions while recording him. Then like literally very
next day, Dog had a line around the block at his food truck.
If there is a Keith Lee out there for sex toys. It's called the
porn industry. All you need is one porn start damn something. I get
the Keith Lee treatment at the whorehouse. They know you in there. That's
different because you paid dollar. The Keith Lead treatment is when they don't know
that a shoot. You know, Dog got threatened one time because he actually
gave a bad review to the restaurant where they was really doing bad ship and
somebody in here. We played a couple of videos. I wasn't there for
that part though. That was when we had Dog being an anger translator.
Ah, that was that video. That's what that was about. Yeah,
don't remember shit from two weeks ago. Yeah, that was the anger translator.
His videos are for right, He's hilarious. You still should quit this
should be crazy. Motherfucker openly admit you can't remember shit from two weeks ago,
but it's always one. You should stop smoking. Stop your note.
I can't help that. You can help with twenty nineteen. You shouldn't be
illegal for retail stores to force burkers to work on holidays. No, you
shouldn't be able to force them to work when they should at least still have
the option if they want to what if I don't want to be at home
with my family time they drunk, abusive ass. I can at least come
in and work today at this walmarking get paid. Absolutely not. I may
not even be asking for time and a half. I just don't want to
be home with you, slutely. I don't want to see Aunt Mary and
her special friend. Fuck that. I don't want to be around while Uncle
Jim whatever. Whatever. The Caldar Counsel is a federal Look, bro,
y'all, don't pass on Easter. The swap should be fucking Christmas. They
exchange no robbery because they count Easter as a religious holiday. You don't get
paid for a religious holiday, so give us fucking Christmas. Christmas is on
the Monday. Tell the little sister said, Hey, when I worked at
got a motherfucking shut out to me being lowest and fucking seniority because I just
fucking started in April, and they make us put in our vacation request for
twenty twenty four, like we our shit was due back the first week in
November and we just got our approvals back on Friday, right, So you
have to schedule at least you have to schedule at least fifty percent of all
of your vacation time. You have to schedule at least fifty percent of your
vacation time for the year by November the year before. So they give you
your first week choice and then the alternate and then it just it keeps doing
that. So if like you know, your first weekend available, then they'll
go to your alternate weekend like shit like that. But there are so many
components, like you have to do a full week, but then they're like,
okay, now you have to pick partial weeks alternate partial weeks. So
it's like for that, I was just like doing like you know, one
day here, one day there or whatever. So I know, like based
off of his schedule for certain stuff. I'm like, all right, I
know that it's like every other sun that that we usually do ship like,
so that's Sunday like Valentine's Day like shit like that. So I'm like,
all right, well, I take off that Monday, so if we do
end up doing something, I don't have to worry about going to work because
we probably end up like Chicago are doing something, so like little shit like
that. But I am so surprised that with me being on the bottom of
the fucking total pole. Not all of them, but most of them.
The only thing that I didn't like I didn't get off your birthday, like
because I had picked July first. Yeah, but you're probably not gonna get
that one because you know. But no. But the thing was, I
don't know if I was denied because it wasn't available, or if I was
denied because a lot of my stuff. I got my first week choice,
So I don't know if it was like, Okay, we got your first
one, so we not go approve this because you got this one, or
what you know what I mean that makes sense. So because I got my
first choices, I don't know if they just denied them because those dates weren't
available, or because it's like, all right, well you only wanted this
if you couldn't get this and we gave you this alternatives. He got your
first Yeah. So now I wondering if I can go back and actually request
the ones that were not if I wanted them because I first got I think
the only thing they had us do was just make just pick our week.
But I actually got Christmas. I wasn't even expecting Christmas, especially because we
don't do shit. So I will be off so after because Friday is the
twentieth, so I'll be off that Saturday Sunday this year. Yeah, so
she said, she talked about twenty twenty four, twenty four, she got
Christmas for next year. Yeah, yeah, so but you know Christmas Eve
and Christmas and then New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. That's for the
weekend so so for so for me, yeah, so for me, after
that Friday, I'll be off Saturday, Sunday the full week, Saturday and
Sunday again, and then I'll go to work that Monday. But then Tuesday
and Wednesday, like again, it's gonna be New Year's Even and New Year,
so then I'm not gonna have to worry about it again and then I'll
go back to work end of the week. So but I wasn't planning on
getting those days off. So now I'm actually go playing the vacations because I
just I didn't plan I was just because the way they did it, like
I was just kind of throwing dates out there for the most part, because
I'm like once January hit, they let us go. Me in canceled and
then you know kind of you know, days. You just have to have
at least fifty persons schedule. But I'm like, most of the ship,
I got what I wanted. I just I got a like for Jellybean a
the week around her birthday, and shit, I got that off. But
I'm like, now, depending on like what dates, I'm trying to do
the strip because y'all know I will be turning forty in you know, six
months, so my fortieth birthday, I'm actually trying to take a real trip.
I'm talking about passports necessary to get the fuck out of Dodge because this
has been a very, very very rough year plus. So I'm really trying
to bring in my fortieth and actually be you know, happy and enjoying myself.
So I'm in the planning stage now where I'm looking at, like which
destination I actually want to go, and then once I do that, then
I can start saying, all right, well what kind of all what kind
of all inclusive? Uh? Shit? We got? Now? I do
plan on take this on the screen. Yeah, yeah, Violet, I
ain't been on the buttons in a while. You know, I ain't been
on my buttons either, So why do you do that? Just work?
It just happens beer. So the calendar do a rim shot. What I
plan on doing two trips for my birthday though, I plan on doing like
you know and us thing, you know, like me and my people and
then like you know, some ship just you me and it's not bad.
He's he's he's been hitting like parlays and ship a lot, like he's really
into that. He's been doing good too. I've been hitting po he been
hit Parlays And he's like, man, look if I get this, like,
if I find me a real, real good game that I really going
on, I'm just gonna I'm gonna drop. I'm gonna drop the g on
it. Next year is the leap year, so it won't be on a
two want to be on a Wednesday. Oh j U gets to celebrate his
birthday next year and New Year's is on the Wednesday. It's in the middle
of the week. That's a while. That is a wild thing to remember.
Why that can celebrated his birthday every forty years and no one gives a
fuck with Yoah thinks facts this Nikka really has somebody just beating this dick in
the background. But yeah, he was talking about that, like you know,
because both of us turned forty this year and trying to figure out,
you know, like how we wanted to spend our birthdays getting married. Shut
the fuck up, like this destination get married and in the States getting married.
I mean, you too are the prime example of what people say,
Hey, we're not with anybody by insert age here, let's just get married.
You know what's funny? That is right because like we hadn't we hadn't
seen each other in you know, a month, but when we like,
he made it like a thing like and don't think like you been fucking nobody
ain't been the same for that, Like for us to not be together,
it's always some kind of explaining to where you have to let him up.
I'm not fucking nobody, but you don't. Y'all are the example of we
together, but we're not together, but we're still together. You like a
person who it's just so, but it's funny though, and you're whereabouts and
things you do in your personal life to a motherfucker who y'all together, but
it's just it's so. He was like, man, he was like,
I just want you to I'll be looking, but I'm not touching anymore.
He was like, and this and this past year, like I have,
I literally have not had sex with anybody like it just been you. He
was like, I ain't done no ship like that since I was like eighteen,
Like you getting old? You motherfucker's getting too old to still be my
special friend. You ain't never too old for that. Niggas died with a
special friend. Niggas died with a special friend. Niggas die definitely had a
special friend whose birthday is literally five days after min had a lot of special
friends. I'm still you still find the sisters. But that's why had a
basement class to understand. When I say five days after, mind, I
don't mean just the date. I mean the year we were born, the
same year you are in hospital a being you know all right? You know
I didn't know, like no, just five days old. Yes, so
your last child, special friend. I need you to understand. I needed
to break down my dad. I'm one of my two b movies is based
on this. Nigga likes it's just based on his life because we can really
just name it that at this point, because two won't give a fuck.
They really don't father it might actually reapproved his last child, his first grandchild,
or a month apart. That's cracking. Your first born and your last
girlfriend five days apart, Dicky from the logo your last your last Looking at
the he's I know this is guarantee your last baby mama and your first born
six months apart. Why can't you just sleep with women your age? My
guy, that nigga wasn't doing enough sleeping and that's why kids around here,
nigga. I told her he died fucking in the bathroom, working, working,
working. Then, Yo, did y'all see that that dance machine video
of the jackson out to my sister when uh coming out to the children's hospital
with this man, like that was some rough ship And she didn't even hesitate,
like she knew was out there, and she I'm on my way very
and it's and as like if I would have walked in that motherfucker with my
eyes closed, I knew she was in there. I was like, I
know, bruh. So I told I told my I said, bro,
I said, your daughter was in that hospital room so loud, and she
was like always like I said, no, no, no, no,
not volume, not not the volume. She said, Oh, Manna Schmoke
probably needed to to be in the hospital because Mimi was saying what she was
saying, what was going on? Wait, I know that if I'm just
saying all the time, she not not been high though adolescent years and I
can't even know. It was just a high as a monthfucker. Okay,
that shit was so funny because I said, God, Dina said like,
as soon as you fucking because she wasn't in there when we left. We
left to go do jelly Bean see T scan, so she texted me and
told me she was there. I'm like, all right, you know,
just tell them we're in room five. We're doing the see T scin.
We'll be right in there. So when the nurse pulls the door back to
well Jelly being in there, she just see people in there. So she
confused because she thought she walked in the wrong room at first, and I'm
like, I just I smell it instantly. She knew. I told her
the TV because we was I had. It took me so long to find
fucking smack down. It wasn't because the hospital channels don't be regular channels fail.
I don't know what all the other ones work. But then it's like
and then it's like I kept going by it and it wasn't it. But
then all of a sudden, I go and I was like, you motherfuckers,
I've been going past this goddamn channel all the time, and there was
some other bullshit that was on there, and now all of a sudden,
SmackDown is showing up. Was I mad? But that's how she knew she
was in the right room, because you know, so when she saw she
said, yeah, this is them. But Children's Hospital pissed me off so
fucking bad, y'all. So for those who you know, aren't really familiar
with the full story, because one thing that I'm sure people have noticed,
I have not been posting like that, and y'all know that is so out
of the ordinary for me when I'm not in Facebook jail. So for me
to not be in Facebook jail, and I'm still not like on Facebook like
that, Like I've been on there like watching and like sharing reels and stuff
because that's kind of like, you know, my entertainment, kind of like
keep my mind off of stuff. But real quick, more down. Jelly
Bean got sick October nineteenth. We thought it was a UTI because she was
having pain and uh, you know, the bottom of her stomach and in
her back, and it was hurting her to like go to the bathroom.
So I took her to Saint Mary's because I was already down that way I
had to pick up Ree from work, and I know that Saint Mary's is
nothing like Freighter as far as wait times. So sure, shit, we
get there. There's literally nobody in the lobby. So as soon as I
check us in, it didn't even take five minutes for them to take us
to the back. So they get it in the back, they take her
vitals and then they take us to our room. Now, first thing I
noticed when they take us to our room is there's no hospital bed in this
room. There is a chair against the wall, you know, that little
physician stool and shit that they always sliding across the fucking room in And then
yeah, and then there is like, you know, like a little rocking
chair, So she sits in the rocking chair. So they come in.
They're like, we're gonna need a yearine sample from her, blah blah blah
blah blah. Now just means they're not about to do any kind of physical,
pelvic or any kind of exam because they don't even have a fucking bed
to do it all. So takes her a while to pee, but after
she finally do, like, we still sitting in there so long waiting on
them to come get the fucking sample. He comes in see the sample on
us, and he's like, all right, I'm just gonna grab this,
you know, take it to the lab, and then I'll be back with
y'all discharge paper. Fuck. You mean y'all ain't even tested the ship yet.
You literally have to go take it to tell us what's wrong while you're
just talking about discharge papers. So they take it, disappear for a long
time. Again, these motherfuckers come back and I was like, well,
her urine sample was contaminated, but we don't think that there's you know,
any bacteria infection and blah blah blah blah blah. How the funk would you
know? You just said that the urine sample was contaminated. And when you
say that the urine sample is contaminated, that makes me think that you couldn't
test it because it was contaminated. So it's so instead of asking us like,
well do you think jellyb dad calling me and I'm finna ooh answered oh
did y'all know how we feel about this. Nigga, I can't do it
right now. I mean, I'm really so yeah that that's coming. So
you know, they end up they discharged her without even asking her to leave
another sample, like it was contaminating. All you have to do is,
well, you know, do you think you know if we give her some
water or something, maybe you know, we can get a little bit more
urine for her trying to test it again. So I'm like, at this
point, I'm irritated. It's a Friday night. I'm like, she already
has an appointment on Tuesday with her primary because I had set that up weeks
ago for her to have a physical, you know, the little wheel child
check. So we're going in Tuesday, and by this time, Maya's having
problems walking, like she like, you know, like she can hardly walk
by herself because the pain is so bad. So they test her urine again
and she's like, and I'm also gonna, like, I'm gonna culture the
urine because me, being the black parent that I am, what do we
do when our kids are sick? It wasn't real touching, but you know,
for some reason, niggas always be having spait, antibiotics and ship.
So who got keep going? Like yeah, that's why I said, just
keep going. Yeah, so I gave her mad And that's the funny part.
Like when you get antibiotics, supposed to take them all to gone.
You were supposed to take them until you're gone. But most black people have
spirit antibiotics in their household. This is why comdia won't go away because niggas
are not taking all the antibiotics. Oh it don't burn no more. Something
good, no niggas or certain or there are times where like especially with me,
like if I've gone to one place and then it's like my pain got
worse or something. Then I had to go to another place and they gave
me a prescription, Like I don't tell them that I just had it.
Just brite me another one. So I got two of the same supposed to
antibiotics is getting the bad ship out of you, bro? So does the
sparagism. Yet you still deep fried that ship. That don't sound like a
bad I I know you not a cheese person, bro, but you really
got to try this garlic palm or sparagus. I'm telling you because because it's
not like a it's not cheese cheese like you know, like the stringy shit
or none of that. You got next because I made I made some again.
Whenever I make it, that should never last. Next time I make
it, I'm gonna put you something to the side because that's your slap.
But no, so I tell her, And it's funny because I wasn't gonna
bring it up. But I think, you know, based off the fact
that I'm a black mom. She's dealt with black moms enough to know.
And she was like, you know, and I'm not asking, you know,
I'm not gonna get on your case. It's just, you know,
I don't know how things go. Did you buy a chance, like you
had any antibiotics at home that you were given to her? And I was
like, I did, I said, so, you know since Friday she
been She was like yeah, she was like, because you know, with
her urine, like it's not showing anything, but by that time, you
know, it could be you know whatever. She was like, So what
I'm gonna do is I'm gonna culture her urine. So she was like,
and I'm going to write her a prescription of her own for her to just
you know, finish, like for the next three days or whatever does that,
and when she gets the culture results back, it was like mixed results
or whatever. So she was like, just have her finish taken, you
know, her antibiotics. So this is October twenty fourth by this point,
So now we're going into almost a week of like jelly Bean not being in
school and she's not getting any better. Now. I don't know if y'all
remember with jelly Bean having an issue with constipation last year and she was in
all of this pain and I took her to the doctor, and I remember
I came back and I wrote on Facebook and I'm like, this nigga had
me think she was fucking dying, just for her to be full of shit
like her dad, like literally full of shit like this nigga had me going
through all of this, I'm thinking, my baby is about to die and
it's just a block of ship, just you know, like on the X
ray. So they come in here and slap her guts on the wall and
it's just ship, and I'm like, now you here fucking embarrassing me.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, you know, you've been have a fucking appendix
versus and his fucking ship I was so mad. The reason I was mad
is because she loves my macaroni and cheese. No I made it was it
was easter. It was easter, So I made a dish of macaroni and
cheese. Nigga, I come back, she ate the whole thing. Bru.
Every time you turn around, y'all are lactose. I'm not. I'm
not so knowing her read like that is one dinkin strait that I'm so happy
that I don't fucking have I don't have bad guts. She know that her
guts is bad. And what does she do in here fucking up this macaroni
and cheese? So look, look, there are certain things in life you
are willing to risk it off for and for jelly beans, it's macaroni and
cheese. And I feel her pain because on Thanksgiving Teresa made a trough of
macaroni and cheese. That shit was fire one. And when the kids,
when they've done with something, they've done with it. So there's still like
three fourths of a trough still left here. So I had to do what
was best for business, and I finished off this truck. I think he
was doing what was best for yourself. Best for your appetite. That was
like mac and cheese. He's like, I compare it. We still got
that parrot, right, Harry, you're just eating mac and cheese. After
a while, we run out of hand, You run out of greens,
you run out of cranberry sauce, you run out of dressing. You get
to a point where you gotta have a trough the macaroni. And we don't
have that luxury because my mac and cheese don't last. It ain't never in
the history of any black household. Just what y'all gotta left? Mac and
cheese? Are you? Are you not hearing what I said? I said
a fucking trough. This is a big ass turkey pan top to bottom of
just macarons used to make dress and get How many people were there to get
dressing? She wasn't feeding everybody, But how I just act you how many
people were there? Oh? Look that side of the family stingy fuck.
It was just when I tell you you can walk in and you can see
this entire fucking wall stacked with chips, juices, fruit snacks, everything else,
and you ask for one and this nigga mama gonna say, girl,
I ain't got enough fruit snacks. They are stingy as fuck related to them,
Yeah, I loved I share depending on what it is. I was
like, I don't know, bro, we've known you long enough because as
long as I've known it like that, she shopped them both so like Sam
clubs, but they will have like if the zombie apocalypse happened today, them
motherfuckers could survive and not come outside for five years. And I can go
and be like, dude, I am dying of hunger. Can I please
have a bag of funk? Girl, I ain't got no chips like that
terrible. That is exactly how it goes. And she's been like that since
I was a kid. I'm forty now. I finished off this troll right
right. Even my sister she said, they eat it in front of you,
And I ain't got nothing, dude, I've never been that way.
I don't know. Have you got a little bro? May I've gotten?
I don't say never, nigga, because as a kid, I used to
want to beat your ass for that talking about you said never. I can't
say never, say never, nigga. It's a lot of ships. He
would because he would know, he would know that she was like that and
then would come and sit there and eat in front of you, knowing that
she was gonna be like, you couldn't have nothing like my face, but
knocked that ship on the floor. I fished off this trough and I paid
for it on Tuesday. That's all I gotta say. The bathroom paid for
you. You paid for it on Tuesdays. She was. And then it's
like time is going and going and going, and it's like, jelly bean,
when's the last time you took a ship? And I'm like and then
it dawned on me. I'm like, you ate all that fucking mac and
cheese on Eastern and you have not shipped in like a month, so easter
fucking apron nigga. And now we're we're in going into fucking June, getting
fucking appointments with g I specialists because your guts is fucked up, Like,
like, how much dairy do you put in this mac and cheese? I
put cheese in my mac mac and cheese. No, I said how much,
cause it's gotta be a scrupulous amount that you fucked my cousin. I'm
like this, no motherfuck, she just she keeps going in there. You
have household with four people, and the majority of the macaroni went to her
because while we're doing other ship, she keeps taking her ass in the kitchen,
putting more on a plate, and then going in her room and eating
and ship. She's also the smallest person in the house. So then so
then so now because usually I'm I'm typically the last person to eat because I'm
tired after cooking all that ship. None of these motherfucker's cooking nothing. So
then I finally go in here, decide to make a plate, and I
take the thing off and you had it's not right, and then I take
the flip it off. This sh this little square macaroni left the ship and
everybody else from there like dude, I wouldn't eating a macaroni like that.
And then Jelly bein't sitting there doing little beady ass like well, it's so
good. She didn't expect that. She lives in the moment, the moment.
It was best for this first plate, right, it was best for
business. Second plate, it just feels right. Third place just got to
see it through my guy. That's cool. But I shipped in between these
meals with the other fucking the two plates got ship got shut it out.
You know, it's crazy. I could eat dairy y'all day, but I
can't drink a glass of whole milk. So fast forward and you know,
we start getting together. They put on like a little miss and you know,
to try to regulate her. So now, so now we're into November,
and she still hasn't been back to school. Like the pain is to
the like she can't stand up straight without it hurting. And she's now sleeping
in the recliner in the living room because it hurts her to lay down flat
in her bed. So getting up, sitting down, all the anything,
mean that causes her body to have to manipulate this position. It makes the
pain sharper. So this point we're heading into hospitalization. So now we're in
Children's they are finally like, okay, well, you know, we go
take this ultrasound, We go, you know, take X rays. We're
gonna do this. We're gonna do that shit that I have been asking for,
because I'm like, if she's been having issues with her stomach, why
is it taking so long for y'all to actually do the shit that y'all need
to to look in her stomach because prior to the weekend before she got hospitalized.
She went in on November fifteen, the weekend before that. I took
her to Children's Emergency because jelly Bean hadn't peed in twenty four hours, so
I'm thinking that she was dehydrated. So I take her in and like,
well, no, you know, she's not showing signs of dehydration. But
you know, we're gonna get some X rays all something like, you know,
we'll get all this image and stuff on her stomach, see what's going
on while she's having all this pain. But then I feel like once they
went and like actually she looked like at her chart and her history, they
instant was like, oh, well, she you know, she typically deals
with constipation. It's probably just constipation. We go shove anemone up up there,
and then you know, send her on her whap. So all of
the diagnostic ship that they were talking about doing initially, I felt like they
brushed it off once they saw that she had a history of constipation, and
instead of investigating, they instantly just put it off on that and didn't do
their jobs. So a lot more now, like because I don't even the
only juice that even that she even drinks. Now was like apple juice,
so now it's either water or apple juice. They just screaming. So we
going to hospital, they test and ship and I'm looking at test with us
because my chart is the worst thing for a parent to have, because we
get the results before the doctor come in and talk to us about the fucking
results. You just get a fucking ping on your phone and then it's telling
you new test results are available on the app, and you go look,
and then you hop on Google and you think that your kid has leukemia.
So that's how shit works. Stay off because every blood test that was elevated
all had the same results, like they were different blood tests. But if
each blood tests are saying the same thing, it's like, now I'm freaking
out thinking that my fucking kid got leukemi and shit. But then they come
in and tell you, Oh, everything's normal, bitch. That's not what
this fucking test results say. This says how, this says HW, this
says high, that says abnormal, that says like, but you're telling me
that everything is okay. So now, while we were in the hospital,
Children's actually had the hospital went on lockdow. Nobody was allowed in the hallways.
Patients had to stay in their rooms like only critical patients and like emergency
person that were allowed, you know, to move throughout the hospital. I
fully understand why. Now I want to know why why? Because somebody called
in the bomb threat to the hospital because of how we were treated in the
emergency. I completely understand now why a bomb threat was called into that hospital.
I get it now. I now know why someone was that upset where
they said, you know what, fuck you and them sick ass kids,
everybody gotta go. I get it now. So no, we was in
there, well, I was about to go downstairs and get me some of
that good ass food from the cafeteria, not the ship that they brought to
the room. That's a completely separate kitchen. That pissed me off, it
really is. Yeah. See the food you sell and the food they make
don't be the same effort. Because when I was in the for COVID brother,
that was not the same macaroni cheese. So so the the cafeteria that
like like you go and body shit from like people come from the other buildings
and will walk all the skywalking. They will come all the way to children's
cafeteria to buy lunch there instead of where they act. Yeah. Yeah,
so that one good. But the ship that they bring up to the fucking
room some bullshit. You know what, did you see that picture that I
posted of the food that they brought me to the room. Uh, I
have a good gash on testing on doctor at or if you need one,
Yes, depsy, she said, skywalking good facts. Yeah, so it
really And I didn't know that. I didn't know that there were like multiple
cafes and cafeterias and shit that they like will send the food up from.
So the food that you go downstairs and get completely different. That's because nigga,
I knew I was finna be there all night, and the like the
hot food they stopped serving at eight. So I'm like, all right,
I'll give me a couple of things because I know, like I'm gonna be
hungry later on, so I'll just get shipped now and then I'll be able
to eat, you know, later. So I got a burger, some
onion rings, and I think I got chicken tenders. Yeah, and chicken
tenders. Burger, absolutely fucking fire chicken tenders, smack onion rings. Amazing,
you said, get back to your story. Black folks show gets sidetracked
by food. Absolutely, the whole episode has been working food. It's stolen
draws. Yeah, but that's shit they brought me and I pay for that.
I paid eight dollars for it. Eight dollars. No, that for
all three meals. I think I got for like fifteen No, because it's
it's actually like it was reasonable. But the ship that I fucking got man,
oh, that they brought to the room and then it was supposed to
be a deal, like it's a deal for parents. This is what they
served me, bro for eight dollars. And that's not a biscuit. That's
mashed potatoes. No, that's mashed potatoes. It's supposed to be turkey,
mashed potatoes and gravy. You look like a biscuit. Yes, And he's
an ice cream Scooper. It's a wild that's how they used to serve.
Yeah, but with the hair and on. Yeah, you spentross put the
nuggets and the flamings, but jelly beans. Gi doctor has not been testing
to rule stuff out. I feel like none of these doctors have been testing
to rule things out. They just going off, well, you know,
I'm not confident that it's this or you know, I don't. I mean,
yeah, there's a possibility, but I don't really think it's okay.
Well, how about you know that it's not that because you test it and
make sure that it's not. Like she's been having problems with her stomach for
the fucking longest, like my kid is, Jellybean is fully dependent on us
now. Physically. The only thing that she's able to do for herself is
feed herself. When it comes to getting her up, like going to the
bathroom and shit, I have to physically lift her off the couch. I
have to help her walk to the bathroom. I have to put her on
a toilet. I have to get her up off the toilet, pull her
draws and shit back up, help her walk back to the fucking couch.
That lower her down on a couch slowly so I don't fucking hurt the stomach
and her stomach and back and shit, like I have to put her fucking
cloth. I have to do everything for her outside of feeding her that is
not normal for a fourteen year old fucking girl. And instead of y'all doing
all of the tests that y'all need to to find out what's going on,
y'all keep telling me what y'all don't think it is. I don't want to
hear about what y'all don't think it is. I want to know what the
fuck is wrong with my baby. So she finally got into children's pain management
clinic last week Wednesday, and uh, doctor Russy and doctor KAKEI like they
are fucking amazing, like with us just meeting with them last Wednesday, Like
they got the ball moving on so much stuff. She'll be going into something
it's called the Integrated Healing Program. It's partner between Rogers. Rogers is a
mental health hospital for those who don't know, and Children's hospital. Like it'll
basically combine all of the components of her care. So with her medication management
for her pain, then you have the mental health component because you're dealing with
chronic pain and stuff all this time, Like that shit weighs on you mentally,
especially a fourteen year old girl. This is your first fucking year in
high school. You spent majority of your freshman year away from your friends and
everything that you was even afraid to make when you went in there, because
this is a brand new school for you. So you got all of this
shit going on. So obviously it's not just physical, like you know,
she's having mental problems from it too, And then it's gonna be like a
vigorous, like a physical therapy program for too. So it's supposed to be
from four to six weeks. When I wake up in the morning, I
got a lot of phone calls to make and that's that's one of them.
I have to do a intake for her. So hopefully after that's done,
we can have her in the program by the next week. Brown Deer yep,
so she'll be out there in Brown Deer, both locations. Yeah,
So Friday, when I got off work, things took a turn for the
worst because, like I said, Jellybean has to wait for us to take
her to the bathroom. So I don't know what's going on with her body,
but her bladder is not giving the signal you know when we have to
pee. We know we gotta pee, like you're like, damn ron got
pits bad as fuck. She doesn't have that since whatever is going on,
like it's been hurting her to peace since fucking October nineteenth, and y'all keep
saying that there's no infection. Is there a blockage like it's something going on.
It's not normal for it to hurt her to go to the fucking bathroom,
so her bladder doesn't send that signal to her that she has to use
the bathroom. So I have to take it upon myself, like, okay,
well she ate and was drinking whatever at twelve o'clock. You know,
it's about two thirty three o'clock. Come on, jelly, let's get up,
Let's go to the bathroom, and then I'll take her to the bathroom.
And then she was just so happened to go. But if I don't
get her up and physically take her to the bathroom and put her on the
toilet, she just nothing is gonna tell her that she needs to go to
the bathroom. So when I came home from work on Friday, first thing
I did, you know, went in and woke her up to get her
up to go to the bathroom. And as I was getting her up and
stood her up, I noticed that she was struggling to put her left foot
in her house. Shoot, and I'm thinking, like, you know,
sh she will sleep on the couch, you know, maybe a fucking leg
sleep or something. But then I noticed that her left arm was just like
it was just limp, like it was just it was dangling. And because
I have to like wrap my arm around her body to hold her upright,
I can feel like her body tensing up, straining trying to pull her left
leg forward and put this shoe on. So I sit her on the edge
of the couch and I grab her face. First thing. I say,
I'm like, Jelly, I need you to do me a favor. I
need you to smile for me. So she like, and I'm like no,
I'm like, I know it's weird, I said, but I said,
you don't even got to do it long. I say, but I
need you to full on smile like cheese. And when she's smiles, so
she's like the fucking emoji, like you can see cheeth like you know on
this side, but it's like it's lacking over here. And I'm like,
okay, I grab her hands. I'm like, squeeze my hands as hard
as you can. I need to squeeze both of my hands as hard as
you can, so I can feel her squeezing on you know, this side
on my left side, but the right side nothing. So my mom is
outside, and you know, I run to the back door, and I'm
yelling from my mom. I'm like, man, something's wrong, something wrong
with her. She's like, what's going on. I'm like, I'm like,
her left side is none. I'm like, and she not. She
not responding certain ways. So she come in. I tell my mom,
you know what's going on, and I'm like, we gotta get her some
clothes on. I'm like, we're gonna have to take her in. So
I get her up and I'm not, I can't have her walk. So
I'm like, I've been down and I kind of like leaning like I'm carrying
her on my back to put her on the uh in the truck. At
that point, I'm like, you know what, fuck it, We're just
gonna have to call nine one one because I don't want a chance anything going
wrong while I'm driving there, you know, and I'll blow every light that
I can't. So nine one on operator is on the phone with me.
I tell her what's going on, and she's like, Okay, I need
you to do, you know, do a couple of things for me while
I'm on the phone. So she tells me to have her do the smile
thing. I do that again. I report back. I'm like you know,
her left side is not really moving, it's you know, I can
only really see it on the right. She tells me to have her squeeze
my hands. I do that again, and it's weird because I've never been
around anybody that's had a stroke and I didn't even know that that's how you
test shit. That was literally just an instinct, like that was the first
fucking thing that I thought to do to have her do. So then she's
like, okay, well, you know, have her about the hospital.
And so then she's like, okay, I need you to have her raise
her arms, you know, and from them and tell me if you see
anything. So I tell Jellybans, I'm like, I need you to raise
your arms up for me, like just hold them right down in front of
you. So she raised it. Now the left one is going up slow,
but then it's like it's it's coming down, like she can't hold it
up. And then the last thing was she had me have her repeat this
sentence, and it was like you couldn't really feel like she It sounded like
she was talking through the teeth and she was kind of slurring, so that
every single thing right, every single thing, so fire department responds and like
they get there first, and you got people talking to me, and then
you got people tending to her. So the one tender in her coming,
they're like, oh, well, you know, she she seems okay.
You know, the vitals are are are fine, and blah blah blah blah
blah. I'm like, dude, I literally just sat here. My baby
can't hardly smile. She ain't got no feeling in her left side. But
I was like, I was like, I'm want to transport her to Children's.
Like I want her to go to Children's. So they call the paramedics
to come a Curtis ambulance. It takes them so long to get to us,
and I feel like the reason why it took so long was because they
told them that, oh, well she's negative for signs. It is,
but we just want to go. You know, Mom wants her to go.
So when the ambulance comes, they come, they put her in the
back and asked me. They're like, hey, mom, you know what's
going on today? And I explained it to him and they look at each
other and then they're like, all right, Miami, need you to do
a couple of things for us. And they run her through the same shit,
making her smile, making her squeeze their hands and making her raise their
arms and say the shit, we don't know where they got that negative from,
but she's positive. Put the fuck to be fat, be pat whatever
the fucking whatever initials that they said. They it was like she clearly positive
for that, Like, I don't know where they got that negative from.
So then he called it in. Hey, we got a fourteen year old
female positive for just this and this and this. Turn the lights on and
you know, shoot us to children's and same thing. When we go through
the ambulance bay, fourteen year old female positive for this, having difficulty you
know with the speech and this, this and this, send us to the
room. A bunch of doctors come in there. They testing her fucking legs
and her reflexes and shit, trying to make her flex her toes up and
down and all that shit. She can't do anything with this left side.
So they ordered the CT tech her in for the the CT. After they
put the little they didn't even actually hook her up to an IV. They
just put the little IV thing in her arm like to prep for it.
Take her in the back, we do the CT scam come back, and
then they're like it's you know, it's it's negative. And I'm like after
that, I'm like, ain't no fucking way that y'all finna sit here and
tell me that nothing is going on. She's literally had every single positive sign
that's going on, and she clearly still fucked up. Now, Like when
I tell you, it was like jelly Bean was like basically a fucking shell
of herself that day, Like she wasn't hardly doing anything. She's just fucking
sitting there just staring. Excuse me. So yeah, they discharge us,
and on the way out, I told them, I'm like, so I
don't feel comfortable tak her home like this, she can't move her left side.
I don't. I just I don't feel like she needs to be sent
home. And then even when you look at it up like they'll even tell
you like it can take hours hours for abnormal brain activity to show up on
the CT scan, they didn't do it m A right. They was just
like, will follow up with you know, neurology and making appointments for her
to have an MRI skin And it's like, y'all ain't doing no blood tests
y'all ain't test no urine? Like why do I have to fight with y'all
to keep asking y'all to test shit? And this guy is telling me like,
well, you know, we I'm not sure you know what we can
what we can really do, or you know, we wouldn't even know what
to test for. You can't do a fucking work up and see if any
of her levels are abnormal in the blood y'all do a full cbcy other fucking
time. I can come in here with a fucking cough at my chest and
shit, and y'all fucking take blood and run shit that I didn't even ask
for. What is the problem? It's not light, she's not fucking insured.
It ain't like y'all ain't gonna get the fucking payment for it. So
why are you not wanting to run test to find out what the fuck is
wrong with my child? And y'all keep trying to push me out the fucking
door, so that just when I I tell you that shit really really really
pissed me off, because like I said, it can you can't rule out
stroke because of a negative CT. When they say negative CT anyway, they're
just saying like, all right, well, we didn't see like, you
know, like no bleeding or anything like that. But basically what I feel
like the next week, I'm kind of on pins and needles because there's no
doubt in my mind that she basically she had a mini stroke. With those,
you get all the symptoms of a stroke, but it's like anywhere from
like a few minutes to a couple hours, Like it resolves within twenty four
hours, Within a day, she was perfectly fine, but a huge percentage
of people that suffer those have an actual stroke within seven days. So it's
like I've been paranoid because it's like she's okay now, but I don't wanna,
you know, come home. And then it's like y'all could have did
something and y'all chose not to. So that's kind of where I'm at with
Children's right now. They pissed me off so fucking bad, and then I've
been constantly I wonder if they updated it today, because they show didn't fucking
updated um yesterday. When I look any other time, when I have a
visit in my chart for her, even emergency room visits on top of like
the discharge summary, they'll also have the notes in there, so let me
see if they finally put them in there. Let's see, all right,
finally put them in there, uh, because I'm trying to see if they
put in here what I told them to as far as me telling them to
put in here that they fucking denied uh, all the tests that I was
asking for. But yeah, that that really really really really broke my fucking
heart, man, because I'm sitting here watching my baby not be herself and
y'all just like, y'all not taking this shit serious. So y'all really really
really got to advocate for y'allselves and y'all kids's patients, because when it comes
to us, when I tell you that these people do not fucking give a
damn dude, Like, there is no way that my baby should have been
fucking discharged and sent home after having a full fucking set of stroke symptoms.
It wasn't just one, it wasn't just two. Like she was positive for
every single fucking stroke symptom that they had, and y'all didn't even fucking say,
okay, well, you know what, we just want to admit her
overnight for observation. I've been admitted overnight for observation for less for fucking less
and y'all didn't do that for a fucking fourteen year old with stroke symptoms.
What kind of shit is that? Let's see what bess that that was?
Yeah, I can't. I don't see anything about them putting in here.
No, they didn't lie. You're good over there, bro, you look
sleepy? You look you look sleepy? Okay, b family deferred year and
asking to leave discharge. Bitch mh. I'm aprised y'all an't gonna get food
pretty coming in today. We didn't have no time because my mom. Yeah,
so we uh me and one we actually got dropped off because I was
I was on my way to get him. Yea, my sister was there,
so she and my sister, she could tell you exactly how like my
daughter was. She said, no, for real, my sister damn there
begged them not to discharge her, to check a few things over and because
their vitals were fine and they didn't see nothing, and discharge. It was
me getting them right back in there. Done. It's really sad because her
leg was still dragging getting there in a wheelchair. Ain't no word, ain't
no fucking way. Yeah, but for you to but like no it's you
know, it's it's fine. We've done all we can do, and you
know there's we really don't see, you know, the reason for you know,
you guys to kind of hang around the emergency room and wait on something
acute to happen, you know, when we've checked out, you know,
for like the emergency stuff, like the urgent stuff that would need to be
taken care of right now. I didn't ask y'all to do that, But
why aren't y'all fucking admitting her to keep an eye on her and make sure
that she is straight? So I'm gonna do it. But anyway to look
in the group and see which one that is I need to laugh at something.
So this is completely unrelated to anything, but because it's fucking hilarious to
me next to Aaron Hall this one. Yes, I've been getting death threats.
You mean death threats? Love this time, you not me. You
join me and you went along fun gone what oh death threats? That's crazy?
He said, you mean death threats? He said, not this time,
bruh Okay, before we get into whatever. The alley is bullshit,
because I hate you for this. That's funny. Why didn't my guy look
back like he bought the reverse and I'm like, and he never looked forward.
He never he had an eye patch on what I'm pretty sure he had
an I pads on? Now we got to run that back. His glasses
look a little weird, look a little different path. Are you sure something
might not have an I padch on? What's the matter? I've been getting
death threats. You mean death threats. I love this time he went again,
you and me, you and join me at you went along dying dying.
I thought he had a ipadch on. I want you to understand that
the side of the van had something to the nature of Home of the Blind
and death. Oh soo, maybe folks is blind. I don't think the
blind guys should have been. But where'd you find this? What fuck side
of Facebook that you locate this on? First of all, they don't even
think it's the Algrith. I think she really go out here. I don't
search for reals because I didn't even know what to search for. You can't
really search for reals like you watched the initial reel or whatever whatever it is,
and then when you scroll, it's just what did you have to do
to find that one? No? No, no, to make a deaf
person threatened to whoop your ass. I want to know why, like he
said, not this time. So like you got other people who wanted to
kill you, but not this time. Well you can't just sneak upon them
crack him in the back of the head. A deaf person. There's a
death chick on my algorithm who keeps getting hit on by people. She fine,
she's fine because I'm saying some fine death chicks on TikTok. Yeah,
it might be the same one. And she was like huh, Like every
time someone talk to like, huh did she started sign language and the niggas
run off because they don't know what to do. One dude ran off because
she thought that she was part of a gang. He didn't want that in
his life. I feel him, though, I man, you just see
what would But it would be the comments that make that pissed me off the
most because they'd be always like, well if she could talk, how she
deaf? I don't think you're hearing, got nothing to do with you're speaking.
But I mean, hey, I'm here for the internet. The Internet
is I'm not the Internet is stupid, man, And to perpetuates stupidity.
Sometimes you need a stupid You don't You don't think life will be boring if
there was no stupid No, I don't think you need stupid shit to happen
daily, which is what the internet is. But you know some fucktion every
now and again. It's okay, all right, can we go to Taco
Bell one? Yes, it's that Oh self showed me the receipt. You
get paid in twenty four hours. That's diddy. I thought you just wanted
to go to Taco Bell. That's a high choice of fast food. Ris
says she walked in for the holiday party. It was potluxile. She had
her bowl of guacamole there to be able to serve, and when she got
in there, the windows were covered with wrapping paper, and she alleges that
the cameras were also covered as well. This all according to the lawsuit.
Well, she says she went outside of the parking lot to mingle, and
when she came back, she found most of the employees were completely intoxicated.
Again that's according to the suit, and she even says one employee was having
sex with his wife in the restaurant while his wife was engaged in inemanacts with
two other people. She says that this all went on for a long time.
She says in the lawsuit that she told the supervisor about what was going
on, and the supervisor threatened to fight her inside of the Taco Bell.
She then says she left, came back to get her bowl of guacamole,
only to find other employees vomiting. In it, she alleges that when she
filed an HR complaint, the two employees and the supervisor were ultimately fired,
But then she was receiving threatening messages, letters and her windshield was broken more
than a week after the party. Again, all of this according to the
lawsuit, She says that management offered to transfer her to another store. She
says that's not enough. That's why she's filling the lawsuit. Now turn a
couple of melications comments corporate to Taco Bell, though, says that the owner
expressed a frustration in all of this and is looking into the matter. Taco
Bell, by the way, corporate does not own this. Taco Bell doesn't
really have any say in this. Wait, what you mean, corporate don't
as an independent Tackle Bell you can be independently on you don't have to be
franchised so like, if we wanted to right now, we could go buy
a tackle bell. I don't think that's not what I think thought we needed
ten thousand to get a stag. Yeah, you know we need five thousand
to get a subway, you know that. How good was that guacamole that
she went back for. I don't think she went back for the guacamole.
I think she went back for her both. Yeah, this was some more
like uh again, I don't think this was I don't I think she brung
her own guac She did, she brought, She brought the guacamole. Was
Polus employee there says we walked into the holiday party, it was potluxile.
She had her bowl of guacamole there to be able to serve. And when
she got in there, the windows were covered with wrapping paper, and she
alleges that the cameras were also covered as well. That's all according to the
lawsuit. Well, she said, let's stop right there. We're gonna unpack.
Baby, We're gonna unpack this right here. Why what's up? Tr
used to throw kickbacks all the time, right, yes, we still not
five y used to be shaken, right, It was when you walk into
a TDR party and if you see anything that looks like video surveillance covered,
are you staying? Uh, well, I'm a part of TDR, so
me, yes, I would stay. You're talking about it if I was
not affiliated with the brand, You're not affiliated with the brain. If I
walked in and like you had that get up, I would definitely leave and
then I would get right on Facebook and like, Tom just confirmed everything we
thought about this, Niggs. It depends to me. And the reason why
I said it depends for me is because like that anyway, you know that's
not what you said. You said. If you walk in and you see
the cameras covered, like depending on what it is like, maybe niggas want
to smoke weed and shit in there. So it depends. It depends.
You didn't say you walk in and you know no, it would this we're
talking about Tom, every preconceived that they have put out of out my bands.
If I walk in and I know you now, if I walk in
like that, I don't want to be a part of it. No.
But he said at five wise, five wise is not his spot. So
if he had cameras covered in five wise and we know like niggas like the
smoke weed niggas Like, I'm not gonna instantly think that it's because the cameras
cover. I like, how you two stepping around the fact that tone is
a freaky as nigga. He is, yeah, but instead of you call
you just he didn't say that. All he said was, if you walk
in and saw the security cameras covered, would you have stayed in this situation?
We didn't get to that part yet. He was just talking about initially,
when you walk in, if you see the security cameras covered, are
you staying? Are you staying? So everything's covered everything for the outside world
to see in what's doing on. So you know, we already had that
barn door. So not only was the barn door closed with somebody sitting outside
with that one window cover it up. It's covered up, all right.
Maybe he like a private party. Okay, nothing that is out of ordinary
yet this is private event, private part initially upon entry, you know,
see no bulls. You just notice that the camera discovered private situation, all
right. So she went outside of the parking lot to mingle, and when
she came back, she found most of the employers were completely intoxicated. Again,
that's according to the suit, how long was she outside completely being intoxicated
and completely intoxicated? That's two different things. What time did this party start
and what time did she show up? Did you walk in came back?
Were like ship face? Was this taco bell blocked off to avoid customers from
pulling up? Because if I got the munchi's for a cheloupah and I see
the taco bell got people standing outside, I'm assuming it's open. Do you
think I think this might be one? Is this? I feel like this
is one of the taco bells that's like you know how you get the rest
of that just like right off the freeway where it's like you know yours you
can see it? Well if you see who all be at a TV or
party? No, we wasn't throwing parties at five? No, we wasn't.
We should have, but we wasn't. I don't know. Technically yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah, technically technically wrong. If you were smart, you'll
leave the comments right now. How long did it take you to get obviously
intoxicated? Me? It depends. Let's just say we got nothing but white?
Hm, no, not depending on white or darkness. But did I
eat that day? It's a pot. Look, so you probably didn't eat
nothing. Trust white folks. Nah. But if I'm like intentionally trying to
get drunk fast, I'm gonna eat and then I have, like, you
know, at least two and then I'll start eating by the time I hit
my third, so I'll get drunk fast. Let's let's let's let's not forget
a key component here. It is a Taco Bell employee party. You've been
to Taco Bell before. One was majority of the coworkers black, and you
were the odd white person that showed up. No, I don't care she
brought guacamole. It's given white girl. No. See, my whole thing
is what kind of if you're bringing guacamole? And this is the irony behind
this. It was probably a Mexican thing. It was a taco bar pot
look out of Taco Dell. We we first of all, we already in
this motherfucker doing felony and ship Why is it a pot? Look? Why
are we just not cooking the fucking food here? I feel like I have
been defying to shoot out from cent themon twists. I feel like she got
an invite and what was supposed to I feel like the pot look was like
you know, cold word type ship. Ah, and she work out to
her when it was supposed to. I guarantee you she's a new employer because
I feel like the activities at this particular Christmas party this is like or like
it was one of them things like you know how like you know what the
upside down pineapple mean? No, the motherfucker don't know what the upside down
pineapple means. She showed up not knowing what the upside down pineapple mean type
ship, she said, gifts this and she even says one employee was having
sex with his wife in the restaurant while his wife was engaged in the anacs
with two other people. Now it's a party. It's a real part it's
a party party. So she is taking dick, well, sucking dick and
jerking off of You're right, could have been a daisy chain. He was
the caboost. So we don't know who is you just said to other people
it was a party. This is a real party. The party going on
in the lounge on that little plastic display in the middle. Where are you
finding comfort because it's like, bro, now like you think I go in
there with somebody door dash and she and I'm wondering, like bro with somebody
balls on this counter, like just asking a franchise or not? Is this
a franchise Taco bell? Oh it is, okay, let me go ahead
and get a number four not by the register. It's crazy. I don't
think it was. I don't think nobody was sucking over there. It's proud
they definitely was in allowed. She says that this all went on for a
long time. She says, this is the thing right here. Okay,
you bring guak to a stag party, you realize this is not your cup
of tea sposed to hold up. I want to understair. She said,
it has been going on for a while. No, are you mad that
you didn't get dick because you apparently stayed long enough to know because what's going
on. You knew what was happening. You decided to stay and observe,
and right you just didn't get picked. I mean, that's that's how you're
supposed to do it. They bring your food out, you know, because
like well, she waiting on him to finish so that she can take her
guacamole home, Like well, I just wait until y'all done, and you
know, take my bowl and hit it. Like what what? What was
it? What were you doing? I want to know what was she doing
that? She was there long enough? No, she came back inside.
Yeah, because that's how she knew that the employee was sucking his wife and
two other people. And that went on for a while, for a long
time. He had hennessy. He was making love in a club or a
Taco Bell. Look, he had two other people. He finally got his
wife to agree to fuck the two cashiers. And this bitch is ruined and
with her god damn guacamole. Hold on, now, she didn't ruin it
because apparently she let them finish. That's also true, real peat Well,
they ended a long standing debate on whether Taco Bell have real beef or not,
clearly, and the lawsuit that she told the supervisor about what was going
on and the supervisor threatened to fight her. And see that's what I'm saying,
like, who's black? Who's not black? First of all, why
are you getting mad at a bunch of drunks? Remember it started what they're
saying. They were very intoxicated. I mean, I don't think she was
mad, she was just trying to let the supervisors like, hey, bro,
this is what's happening. You don't talk to them while they drunk.
What so? So I think that makes me think she's a white girl.
I think the supervisor was white because he was ready to fight she supervisor woman,
I was a woman, That's what he said. Tried to fight her.
Oh oh man. Maybe the supervisor was part of the orgy. Everybody
but everybody but this bitch with the guacamole is in on the joy. So
because she's like, look you rolling over on their nobody else, bitch,
you go get us all she was gonna fight her. Probably your fucking mouth
shut or I will shut it for you in side of the taco bell.
She then says she left, came back to get her bowl of guacamoon,
only to find other employees vomiting in it. Where did you go? And
what in your head made you think I gotta go back to get my ball?
After threatening to get her ass, well, she walked out hurriedly and
didn't realize, oh ship, I left my bowl, don't come back.
I think by left, I mean like she exited the establishment. I think
around to go back in it. And then as soon as she you know,
go you go on, earl Ind the guacamole because you fucking up the
fund. It's not the guack she wanted. Bruh, she wanted her ball.
She it was Grandma's bowls, her favorite guacmo. Well, if I
can't even get that. It could have been worse the way this party sound.
It should have been worse. Could have been stirring a cock. Probably
did that too, call it kamo holy yeah that when she filed that HR
complaint, the two employees and the supervisor were ultimately fired. But then she
was receiving threatening messages. Could you call HR on me? I'm telling you
she wasn't supposed to get that invite. She was letters and her windshield was
broken more than a week after the party. Again, all of this according
to the lawsuit. She says that management offered to transfer her to another store.
She says that's not enough. That's why she's filing the lawsuit. Now
turn a couple of publications requests for comments. Corporate for Taco Bell, though
says that the owner expressed a frustration in all of this and is looking end
of the matter. Taco Bell, by the way, corporate does not own
this. Taco Bell doesn't really have any saying this. I would like to
visit. Are you sure I don't want to visit it? Because here's the
reason why I'm enjoying the fact that I don't specifically know what the employees look
like, and we're making assumptions. If I walk up in there and it
looked like the old bitch from the Popeyes down the street and the gang of
other meth heads. Yes, in the gang of meth heads is who work
in here? No? Right? I mean it could be making the class.
Now I can roll with that, because then I can picture her as
the bitch that I want to fight for being the snitching. She looked like
she got hated somebody. They like them big in Texas. My guy I
don't know won in Texas. We was at like some but party Tennessee at
this point, Tennessee, Texas, same taste. That is wild fairs up.
Now you ordering a soft shell taco tomorrow? I'm never ordering a Supreme
Tackle ever again? Got the hitd ups man, So what is the what
is the code did they use to let you know that it's Tuesday night?
Fuck night at Taco Bell. You're not gonna do like what is on what
is on the menu, What is on the menu that specifically letting niggas know
you're here for a good time. I know, but I just feel like
the dirty talk is too much, like Doud just pounding the motherfucker over the
lobby table. Just step this SCORDI like you like this chiloper. That's too
obvious, like that your movement sounds too obvious. I mean a lot of
people in there getting cracked like tacos and they took it literally. Yeah,
yeah, well's on this wild doc that you got it? You think?
Motherfucker just pulled up and was like, baha, blas, why you're still
in the comments? Holding up? Holding up? Let me know if you're
still in comments, bro, that I got to hit up so bad?
So question answer reparations. Were we all use public restrooms? Correct? When
you got to, you got to, you gotta go, you gotta government.
Just hopefully they got tissue, all right, bro, don't go nowhere?
So we you know, I have established like we'll all use public restrooms
now me, I don't care, I will ship anywhere. Yeah, we
know you did a whole episode about being stuck in Cold's bathroom. Yeah,
and I have also noticed I have also ship in Pottawadi's bathroom more times than
I can count, and I always comfortable. And I can tell you that
I feel like the days where I walk in there and I have to ship,
I went so I don't know if I'm like releasing bad energy and unlucky
energy in that toilet before I go out there. But whenever I feel like
I have to ship before I gamble, I'll be good but lucky. One
thing, I have so many superstitions for gambling, like going the same interests
and just don't have to do you do a lap until you have to show
No. I've just noticed there hasn't been a time where I've had the ship
and I didn't live. One thing that demon give you better odds. I
don't probably, Like I said, I don't know if I'm just releasing unlucky
energy or what. What would y'all say? Like the wildest thing that y'all
have seen in like a public bathroom, the wildest thing I've seen all over
the place. You walk in and it's just like like it looked like they
went down to touch their toes and just their whole asshole blew out against the
back wall. So have you ever had like your ship disturbed while you were
in there? What happened to that? You talking to Mike? Please not
here. I was at work, you know, try to kill some time.
So I was like, I mean, I got a ship, makes
perfect sense. I got about fifteen minutes left. Let me go ship and
everything gonna be good. So I walk in, you know, do my
thing. Make sure the door is locked, because them them locks be janky,
had the motherfuckers walking. So I'm in there, I'm on my phone
taking the poop, and then a little more fucking cashier because she's trying to
clean the bathroom. But I've been here trying to ship, like bro.
Oh god, every time, like bro, she came up there like three
times. I keep out of the third time the water. Is that true?
My your business, hey said. When I worked at McDonald's, boom
spreads ship all over the walls, shut all over these walls, right.
I think mine's was at Cole's, and I would always go to the second
floor bathroom. It's a little bit more peaceful the third floor bathroom. Plus
I don't know what the fuck goes on in the women's bathroom, but we
smell it outside, said like a scat Picasso. I hate him so much
so Bro, you know they come to the door, you do the occupy
because it's the big star where the retards have to sit in for the elbow
space. Yeah space, So I'm in that one. I'm on my pa.
This is very spacious. So I'm in there, minding my business,
you know, on my phone, playing a candy crush and whatnot, getting
the game off. Bro. Keep young on the door, like he gotta
go real bad. I'm like occupied, Bro, go to the star next
to me. This nigga had to go guy for ship, demon of him
or something, Bro, Because when that nigga started shipping, you know that
that first initial ship noise you make for your assholes exploding went off quite some
time, went off quite went on for quite some time. Man, I'm
at this point in time, bro, there could not be anything left inside
of you. So after he finally finished, I had to ask him you
okay with him? I guy, you good? You say this nigga had
the highest pitch voice when he responded, like, I feel like my guy
left his asshole in the toilet and now he had to dig it out.
You probably was sweating. Yeah, the ship so bad, like come out
all your clothes. You're feeling in like your lower back. Man, that
ship is crazy or that struggle ship where anything that you got on you can't
breathe collar man, or you're taking your hook. Bro said, I ain't
gonna lie love ship in the handicaps off, hang my coat open ship like
you you be there for a minute, bro, just going to handicaps.
I'm on the second floor. What is the likely hood of a nigga in
a wheelchair coming to that bathroom? So for me, like for I thank
you. I feel like bathroom lights. It's nice room here. I feel
like bathroom lights that are on timers is some of the most disrespect to wave
your hand while you yes, yes, so long that yeah, Like and
I'm sitting I'm like, you're sitting here taking your shoes off watching ship.
You know, but this girl is probably traumatized. Okay, scroll down,
you know, like room, bathroom? Which one I don't see it?
Did you not save it? Which one was it? It was the last
video that was in the group with the girls Doctor's office got roomy, but
no that bathrooms room? Yeah, but I have definitely you know, been
in the bathroom done some real fucked up moments. But I feel like when
people are trying to like bust in the star on you like because like sometimes
the star doors aren't like they're not default open, right, So sometimes you
don't realize that it's closed because somebody's in there, because a lot of those
doors don't just stay open. Some of them do and some of them don't,
so you have to push on it in order to see if it's locked
or not. But sometimes, like you said, them locks be a little
jank. So if your shoes on, yeah, aight, I read her,
Yeah I had yeah, I had to yeah. Yeah. So this
is up. First of all, having a mother, you on a toilet
and a month you see the door opening and you gotta hurry up and throw
your foot up like this to stop the door from opening. That is nasty
work. So I've definitely been in that situation where a motherfucker like because the
lock was it was Yeah, but never I never want to have like this
while bro, hey keep I a micro what shay you? Oh? Yeah
no, why shou shoot though? Here can ship to shoot out her in
a chair, So it's not gonna play the whole thing I just I forgot
to cut I forgot to have restarted, and I forgot to cut that out.
But no, so I edited it to put the blurry, you know,
because I don't want that to be considered child poorn on the show and
ship. So I had to blur to chick on the toilet and you know
the little the underage booby that popped out. That's why I put the blurry
ship on there. I don't want that on here. But bro, if
I am on the toilet trying to take ship, yes, yes, so
she was raw dog in the toilet. See she didn't get the white and
wash her hands. She's over three. She's a white girl stuck in between
the thread could have been a fatal for a one scramble iron survivor. We
just watched that ship last night because I share that I think. Yes.
The first thing I said after I watched, I was like, sure,
you definitely didn't white like she just got over. We got the funk out
of there, which again is so like you got four people fighting and then
a gangle bitch is videotapeing it. This is a felony. I'm out,
I got I got a cheerleading scholarship to worry about. I can't there were
other white women because there were other white women in there because the star right
next to her where she ducked into it to get out the way, it
was a white bitch standing on that stall trying to get out the way.
So these pitches was in here for a minute before this fight broke out.
At said she wouldn't go watch them anyway. You might be right, bro,
but we still got I mean, we did watch a video of a
check like washing her paintings and a cup on an airplane. But I don't
understand why that happened. I don't put nothing past white people. After that
fact, if I am sitting here on the toilet, she was in a
handicap star, so you couldn't really hold the door. But you how hard
did they run into that door? Because if you do the latch right,
the latch ain't moving. We don't know which kind of latch it was though.
You know, some of them got the little twist thing where the little
circle thing comes out, and some is like the actual latch where you have
to flip. Now we don't know which one was on there. Sha Just
because you think you got it in there. You're supposed to lift it and
then put it in there, go all the way in. All I'm saying
was she better have some wet wipes at her desk. The way she shuffled
the fun she probably went back to the table was like, we gotta got
at school. They were at school, broh, the school bathroom. And
that's why I was blurring ship because, like I said, you you could
find a lot of weird ship in a high school bathroom while you're weird in
high school. I've walked in on nig getting haircuts. I've walked in on
dice games, I've walked in on drug transactions, Like why is this the
media? I walked in on head like I've walked in a lot of ship
in the boys bathroom. But it was a chicken a dude, right of
course, But you are on you are on the toilet, on the toilet,
and all of a sudden, what if she wasn't even done, like
she was mid stream the door bust open. Imagine her ass is because it
mushed when you do that, right, and if it was a hard ship,
it's stuck there. It's turtle heading. So you shuffled out the bathroom
with a turtle head in. Now you gotta go to the next bathroom.
And you know, because the way schools are made, like a penguinroom is
either on the other side of the same floor or you gotta go down the
floor. This is why you don't go to the bathroom on the popular floor.
That's also how you get the hepatitis. Man, motherfuckers ain't had no
shoes on in there. It's a public bathroom. She clearly took her shoes
off before this fight. Two of them was barefooted, one was in socks,
the other one had long jeans on. So I don't know that's how.
That's how you get the hep se. The fact someone got with someone
a barefoot it broke kick. But she was just trying to relieve herself.
She just got done having the most stressful algebra test, and she was just
trying to get out of her sisters like taking as like how you stress because
I just imagine that, you know, you get little Starbucks then flowed through
you and ship like ship. Literally I heard them out there on this bullshit
and I can't, like, I can't go anywhere. Imagine how she went
in the bathroom and it was just her and then that shit. That's how
I feel like like she heard the motherfuckers, like like she heard the bell
ring, because that's how I be. Like you ever be in the bathroom,
taking like a nice, peaceful ship and then the bell rings. Damn,
I mean classes out. Did you hear all this footsteps ending out the
bath? God? No, no, no, I guarantee you. She
thought she was safe behind that door, like I already locked the door.
They can't get in here. They're just gonna scrap over by the thing.
I'm good as long as I don't open this door. Until the door opened
itself. I feel like she probably would how quick she got the fuck up
out of here. Then I think she was gonna wait for the commotion to
die down, and then she was gonna leave. She still won't wash her
hands, but she was gonna leave. She was still gonna leave. She
thought she was safe. Somebody was in there like that ship is wild though,
like to bust. And and then it's like they didn't even try to
take it back out. They were scrapping right next to her. So now
you got two motherfuckers fighting and my bare ass is right here on camera.
Like you, she was probably still pissing when they were fighting. So then
you have to realize that the person who was not on top you now have
a motherfucker punching down on you, and ass is right ere. Why are
you hearing the sound of pists and a toilet next to you? That's a
wild start, like so as, and that is how the two B movies
start. So you wonder how I got here, stuck between the fists and
the toilet. I saw a raw chicken and the right hand I can't because
that camera is right there and somebody hearing somebody get punched in their head.
Great, m remind me of that Kevin Celibate Crispin waterfight when they ended up
in the bath front. I was there. I have you watch that video
media notifications? What three hundred and four social media notifications just today for the
show or just that you justt you haven't been on social media in the so
it's a conversation. Yeah, just hoes. I can dig it. I
can dig it. Yeah. But I saw that, and I'm like,
there was so much going on, but that I was like I said,
I said, I got to play this video set, but I got to
make sure I blurre you know, out the new children, because that shit
is crazy. That is like, bro, don't beat my ass next to
my mother toilet. Somebody shitting right here. It was a tag team and
it was like she got up so fast, like what if she like flung
something like you know, it was a tag team toordinator falls count anywhere,
scramble in the bathroom. I noticed that nobody in class right now. Yeah,
it was a lot of It was a lot of people in that bath
for this fight. So this fight has been talking. They promoted this fight
all day. Niggas cut promo. I gotta make seven period. Fight promo
is a lot less legwork than back in my day because back in my day,
it wasn't like, you know, we didn't have group chats and cell
phones and ship to be able to be like, hey, I'm gonna scrape
this bitch on the third floor bathroom and ship like everybody coming there at two
o'clock, Like we didn't have that. It was you just had to find
out like so and so fighting now now you gotta make it to the other
side there for you for security beat you to it. So and that's how
you knew, Like if you didn't see the motherfuckers. And then all of
a sudden, you hear sneakers and Ship and the crowd gathering. You're like,
fuck, so you didn't even know who was fighting until you got close
to it. You had no idea. Now, motherfuckers, they just like
they scheduling and Ship he was putting on the Google calendar and Ship like I'm
in the basement for fourth period. Here, cool because I got my first
period. But they are also privileged these days because back in our day,
you know, if you missed the fight, you just missed it. So
you were saucy because you had to hear about this good ass fight that you
missed. Now now now you could have been them up. And it's so
funny because just imagine right, this girl that is on the toilet, she
could have been streaming, like watching the fight and at the time that they
fucking bust in. So now, because that's the age that we're in live
ben Wa was fighting, you could have been watching smack Down and then boom
busting you own smack down. Yes, yes, wow, that that's that's
the age that we with your work like you, you don't you don't have
to worry about missing all of this Ship you can literally just you you can
watch it. You'd be like, damn man, y'all see that. And
then even if you didn't catch a lot, motherfucker's uploaded any follow my patreo.
But while we're on the topic of ship terrible transition? Is it really
put on? Not the transition transition, just the fact that this is what
we're transitioning to. Yeah, So can we go ahead and click on this
white woman? Please? These girls could literally be a commercial for read the
instructions watch this. Okay. Story time, Fran gets constivated once she travels
and we're on vacation right now. So she has a poop that week,
so he Joe to the stove. Michael told me to buy this to get
some laxative. This is the laxative of toysts. So she's sitting on the
bed and she's like, Brook, I cannot drink this. This this is
a straw, and I'm like, you have to chug it. I just
open just open it and chug it. So she kept dagging when she was
drinking it. I'm like, girl, plug your nose. So she pulled
your nose, sit bicip and she can puok. Oh my god. So
she was like, should I put like meo or some flavoring in it so
it doesn't taste as bad? And I was like, are you sure you
read the directions? Like are you supposed to dilute it with something like?
It should not normally be this bad? Right? So I said, give
me the fucking directions, so let me read this shit for myself. I
read this part. So I read the direction and it says, okay,
this one says the directions that says drug use. Oh so friend is conspitted
and can't read. So the first sentence on the direction says, gently insert
aenema tip into rectum. For those of you who missed sex said that means
your buttole. So instead of putting this in her butt, she has been
drinking it. It's that taste good. It's like salt. Absolutely no words,
no do you hear anything to say. I'm gonna keep drinking it.
This motherfucker been drinking the animum because she thought that that was a straw.
I feel drinking should still flush you out right? Does it still work if
you drink it? I mean that stumach like you think you constiplate it.
Now you drank that ship flush your whole fucking stomach line. I just want
to understand the whole time, I really wasn't painting to what they said because
they both looked like plastic Kim Kase. I want to know why I wouldn't
reading the instructions the first thing on this, especially the first time ever using
it, because I guess she was shitty and just worried about being able to
take dick and the ass for her trip and tweek h. I hate white
people. They do dumb stuff. And then the fact that she said,
I'm still gonna keep on drinking it like you you dumb smart so very much.
In fact, we could just leave me me's face on the side,
like no, because I need to look at something her face to see if
it's real. And more white people knows. Uh. One of my coworkers
thinks they black found out that his uh his girlfriend, uh she left him.
How did he find out? Because he came home and that bitch wasn't
there. Dude. She said that nigga in text, like I took all
my stuff out, I'm gone. Did she say why she left him?
He was still at work, but she said, dude, I mean,
I guess she didn't want to have to deal with the argument. I hate
people who break up over text. It just completely shuts you out. But
did she at least give him an explanation of why she can't do this no
more? Well not really, but here here's just what I think. He's
a horrible person. If you were fifty three and I'm just about to hit
thirty, I don't really think we shouldn't need day. She just got tired
of that wrinkled meat, and I was trying to explain it. Bro,
I'm like, maybe his favors account was drying. She looking for a sugar
daddy and you looking for like love and actual girlfriend. Because all of this
ship he was complaining about, because you know, white people, the problems
and working ship. It's like, man, she doesn't cook, she doesn't
clean. I'm like, bro, like you really asking a lot of a
kid in so many words, Bro, Like, some some young people just
ain't on that type of time you want. You looking for your happily ever
after, Bro, you fucking fit. You are a few years away from
getting an ARP card. Do not take the record animal by mouth only in
your record and maybe harmful swallow. Oh you have to you have to find
out the question because no he the bomb was like, what's the difference?
What ship difference is one can poison you in the other way, camp,
he's just gonna flush you out or gonna flush your life away either pick on.
Yeah, they definitely need to call poison the trail. And as if
you know that silicone didn't absorb, probably why she didn't care because she just
said I'm gonna keep on drinking. So she just probably said that so she
can do a whole nother video. I think I told him that I think
he should run her daddy fade? Why why why should he run the fade?
Or why did I say it like that? Why are you well?
Okay? So like he would come to work and be like, man got
a free night tonight in thousand girlfriends and her parents. I was like,
then like when it comes out, I's like, so she got a whole
nother boyfriend, and like she left your house, moved out of your crib,
moved in with him asap. She wasn't at her motherfucker parent's house.
Her parents was covering for her. So in that respect, you can't beat
up her. Well you shouldn't beat up her, so next best thing,
but she he knew what he got himself into. She is thirty, That
is twenty years younger than you. You can't keep up with whatever the hell
she trying to put down. All I was saying, bro, is,
if you feel like you need vengeance, do not beat up your girlfriend.
He is an old white man, her, not you, an old white
man. I think this is a fair fight at this point. He's not
getting your boy's not getting. I'm just I'm glad he going on vacation because
I'm personal. I'm sick of hearing about this. She gonna be He's gonna
be in the shower crying. Him and his cat. Good, cry alone,
my guy. That's probably why she really loved me. He's a little
man who owned a cat. Why not? Cat's a very you know,
single fifty something year old man with a cat. Ain't got much to look
for in life. And he worked with me for eight hours. Definitely definitely
make bad life choices. Well, I chose to work there. He was
there first. No, I'm talking about him. You there because you got
the plug excited. Like, I know you don't know objection about football,
but at halftime, I couldn't ask for better numbers like everybody damn near half
or more to looking at this fantasy That's one thing I never got huh man,
that's one thing I couldn't get into is fantasy football. I want to
and that's not even because I car about football. I just want to win
the fucking money just looking draft, and I don't see how they can because
I'm like, first of all, no disrespect to wrestling, I'm a fan,
but this ship is fake. So what are we really betting on?
Are we just looking at it's not fake it it's predetermined. That's why I
feel like, how can wrestling draft? So what are they really asking us
to battle? Because at this point now we're just playing the odds of what
is common sense? And if you understand how a wrestling match is booked,
are we betting on how many super kicks we gonna see in this match?
Did that's something I can see? Right? Like? What the over under
on? Hogh? How many times Roman Raine hit the spear? Because I'm
going three plus? How many finishes are we going to see in this?
Right? Like? If that's what we've been on? Cool, I could
do that, Like don't be like yes and I love her and they cheated
the funk out of her last night. Yo, they keep playing that clip
when she body slammed. She was so gig. I was likely been two
people whose body slammed Otis both was black women. It would have been better
if she actually sold it. I'm like, mother drinking. Did you want
her to do the fall out? Yeah? No no, so so like
Otis did what Otis was supposed to do for that after like listening to like
Seth tell the story about him and Randy. When you in the moment and
your emotions hit you, when you do some ship. Oh when he hit
that RKA right because they have been practice that ship, he was like,
fuck it, We're not gonna get it. He was like, we're just
gonna try it. You forgot the pill? He was you, Yeah,
you said ship. All the week I've been in I've been following the last
year. She joined index T. She's an Atlanta girl that used to play
basketball in college. She was in the w n B. A. You
don't know about the black people. We gotta keep They did Killiney dirty because
she didn't get a single pin. But yeah, she was out here ricochet
and everything almost killed yourself. You got it, you gotta you gotta find
more safe black ones. Were just gonna do a real quick reminder. We
don't even have to discuss it. We're just gonna do a real quick reminder
that Puffy and ship. Yeah, I mean he not come a butt.
No, just push the button. Oh, I said, we ain't ben
to talk about it. Accident started. He thinks our own self. Showed
me the receipt you get paid in twenty four hours. The settlement comes one
day afterward of the lawsuit was filed where she accused him of sexual assault.
I just wanted to go a hand through that up. I mean, be
fine, showed you the receipts, and you like, hey, you can't
have your publisher backs. Well the least he's a man of his word,
he said twenty four hours. He was trying to stand on business because anything
more nothing. That was the point. Somebody was like, hello, for
real, can you postate that check? Can I get it today? And
he paid them And that was so funny because it was like everybody was talking
all that shit about Cassie, like, well, if he was really doing
all that and this and this and this, I'm like, look that nigga
dropped that bread expedition now although like now Cassie, her situation might be true,
that that might really be a thing. That's cool, get your money
through what everyone. I just feel like, now we opening the door for
motherfuckers just start raising their hand. But they do that with every time sexual
abuse, alligation of the curve, every time somebody who has some bread gets
accused of being out of pocket. People then come out of the woodwork.
What I'm saying is like, I feel like, when everybody start raising their
hand, now we're gonna go from like, Okay, you really did that.
So now all right, motherfucker's just out here saying shit, which is
gonna make Diddy go from being the bad guy to damn man, all y'all,
he can't, you know, everybody can't be telling the truth. And
now we look at it and I will hope and I will hope that people
wouldn't be that stupid, because how long have motherfucker's been hearing about Trey Songs
and all he do is settle shit and then go under the fucking rug.
Trey Songs is doing that shit. You not just gonna keep settling them with
every motherfucker that's doing that's coming at you. If you know that they're not
doing this ship. We are talking about the same generation that's victim blake.
We're talking about the same generation that generation's fucking victim blame. But I would
you know, we're talking about the same group of people that when R.
Kelly first got a cued back in the day, when there was an obvious
tape out there, now that's not him. To now when we got clear
crystal eight K proof, they still be like, man, I don't think
man, y'all, just y'all just just trying to take a man off his
tower. No, like I'm saying, bro, what he is being accused
of is a real crime. Niggas who do that go to check exactly,
come a butt. Sometimes going for the pocket. Way to get going for
the pocket is because you probably anna put it in exactly we got we gotta
take as money. Thank you for being smart enough to realize that what we're
not gonna put it into. Of course, I'm I mean, so we
gotta hit him in the pocket, which is cool because you know they're not
gonna put him in jail. It's just when everybody start raising their hand,
now, motherfuckers start being like a somebody's lying it's not the somebody lying park
that gets everybody. It's those who want to be the savior of Diddy will
use those liars as their point of reference. Therefore, the actual people who
suffer never get justice. And I think that's what's unfair, not everybody raising
their hands. And now he did this to me, now looking at the
real niggas that we did it to. Okay, But then look at it
this way. How long was I being referred to as the voice of the
voiceless? How long since we start giving you that? So in knowing that,
and also knowing what I have not yet spoken out on, and also
knowing that there are other people in my position with this same individual, we
all know that nobody is saying anything right now. But if I were to
decide to because it's me, how many people are gonna feel comfortable saying Okay,
now I can talk about this now. Yes, we need more people
like that. We know that. We know that because even when I do
my little Thursday or Friday vent below post, I've seen people literally post that
they have had a situation very similar to yours, and their thing is But
I won't say nothing because nobody is going to believe him because he's popular.
Yep, they're not gonna believe that this popular person. No, I'm not
saying it's that person, but that the individual who made this post is in
the same situation. So I'm not saying it's the same person she's talking about.
But it's just the fact that this is a natural reaction now because when
it happens, we don't want to take the side of the victim. Like
Bill Cosby played America's dad, He wasn't even really fucking America's dad. He
played America's dad on TV. That's the image that people have of him in
their minds for them to say he wouldn't have did that because this nigga played
a fuck doctor on TV. Even though that doctor was looking at pussy.
That was a job which I still laughed at. When the male decides when
become a guy into college, you a freaking ass dude, because all you
want to you somewhere in your early you know, medical degree career, so
I want to look at pussy all day every day. Didn't Bill say you
did that shit? Though they never he never denied it. It was the
problem with Bill was it was the statue of limitations. On majority of the
people who accused him. Yeah, it was like life was different back then,
and it's still. Don't excuse it, but life was different back then.
But you gave women drugs without their permission. But then it's also just
like regardless if they would have agreed to dick anyway. On top of like,
if I had you an edible and I tell you this is an edible,
but it wasn't always. But what I'm saying though, if this is
the situation if I said, hey, these are drugs, would you like
something and you say sure, I'd indeed what kind of drugs? I disclosed
what kind of drugs these are? Don't come back? But that wasn't everybody,
no, no, but here's the thing. But here's the thing.
I didn't like it. But here's the thing. One that wasn't the case
for all of them. Some of them was like, here, here's a
cookie. You want a cookie? Yeah, I'll take a cookie. And
then after you said ooh, I don't feel good. Oh yeah, that
was edible. That's what Bill was doing with a lot of them. Because
that, excuse me, that still happens now where motherfuckers do that because they
think it's funny too. Yeah, you gave him a cookie because you think
it's a cookie, but you didn't tell him it was an LSD lace cookie.
And that's what And that's the thing with Bill. Yes, some of
them gladly took the cookie knowing it was edible. The motherfucker wait till you
eat the whole thing, laughing and shit you want, but you know,
And then you watch me sit here and eat a whole fucking square of a
bounty and shit knowing that it was edible. And now I'm fucking seeing shit
jumping off the look I see this mother, I see gree and shit smiling
and winking. And but one you did exactly and it's not your fault,
but you did with a lot of people been doing. It was like,
oh, so these three people admitted they knew it was edible, so they
immediately lumped all thirty of the accusations, asked you knew what you were getting
into, when twenty of them never knew what they what Bro gave them.
He just made them drinks and they drink them. And then it's like even
if I even if you do say, hey, mean here you want what
of these? I'm like, the fuck is that Oh shit, it's mushroom
and fuse whatever. All right, shit, I try one, But then
I agreed to try one of these candies. I didn't agree for you to
put your dick in my ass when I passed out from taking that candy from
you, exactly. And that's where he got, exactly, and that's what
he got found guilty course exactly. It wasn't the drink, It wasn't the
cookies. It wasn't the candy. It was the fact that while you were
over here winking at breathe, you got dick and grass extra activity, Like
bro, I agreed to take a piece of your candy, not to give
you my cookies. Like there was nothing in the contract that said that if
I take this from you and I go in here and fucking go to sleep,
I'm gonna wake up with my asshole. So so, but let's let's
let's take this off of Diddy and off of when when is it now?
With safe space for niggas who like enjoy ship like that when you had that
conversation with them, like you attend the freak off sometimes, but it's a
safe space. Everybody knows while we're here is what we're doing but like what
happens when the person who knew why they were there and was a willing participant,
like a month and a half later be like, you know what that
party I went to that field, let me let me, let me speak
out about this, and not everybody who was like and now, it's just
it's weird because it's like, we didn't force you to do anything. You
could have left at any time that you wanted to. Nobody handcuffed you,
nobody made you take drugs. Everything you did this and not you weren't willing.
I don't know if y'all remember me telling y'all about the dude who couldn't
get there, Yeah he kept no not the parties I'm talking about me.
I don't know if y'all remember, but I told y'all about my own situation
where I feel like I was basically like ambushed into like with that only fancy
that's not what I was there for, Like it wasn't comfortable for me to
be in that situation. But knowing like how niggas are our niggas weird and
it's like, Okay, I'm willing to record with this person, like this
is who I'm fucking here, for I record with this person all the time,
like that's you know, but then you got but then you got this
one person who has tried to record with me and I telling him no,
And now because you didn't clear anything with us, and now he's here,
he's automatically thinking that he's a part of the lineup of what's supposed to happen
here today. So then when I'm like, no, not him, then
bitch was wrong with me? Like now it's a whole thing, you know
what I mean. Yeah, So it's like I don't think a lot of
guys really realize, like situations don't have to be threatening to be intimidating for
us as women like they it can still be an intimidating environment without being a
threatening environment because a lot of times in the back of our mind we are
processing threat. That makes sense to you. Yeah, So I can't tell
you how many stories women can tell you about have times where they were in
situations where they were very uncomfortable and you're thinking of it, like, well,
shit, you could you know, you can just get up, leave
and just do this, do that, But you're instantly assessing the situation on
how this motherfucker is acting now you know, because you're like, he not
wilding, but it's still like it's kind of iffy, you know what I'm
saying, Like there are situations where people feel like a husband can't break the
fucking wife, like she don't want to have sex with this man because she
just whether it's you know, she going through a mental shit or she just
she don't want to have sex with him, but feeling in a situation where
she's feeling like, well, I'm obligated because you know, he wants he
wants to or you know, or if I don't do it, then he
go, you know, assume that I don't want to have sex because I'm
having sex with somebody else, or you know, all of this little kind
of shit. That's how I got in my situation because instead of being able
to say, like, damn, you know what, I just I'm not
feeling it, I'm not whatever you already like feeling like you tell me that
you don't want sex with me, that's gonna be a red flag. So
instead of being honest about not wanting to have sex or can't have sex,
you're gonna have sex anyway. Now I'm in a situation because you weren't honest
about what was going on because you like, damn, if I don't have
sex with her, it's gonna it's gonna make her feel a way. So
I gotta have sex with her to not create an argument and make her think
nothing's going on. I wish you would have just been like Noah, man
bro, if you had to do anything like na man your pussy sting today,
I'm good Like whatever you had to do to get me out that jam
nigga something so in so many words, wanting to answer your question about your
situation. The minute you take away a person's ability to say no to a
situation, that is when it's a terrible situation. So you can come to
a sex party and you can still say no. If you don't want to
be involved in something, you can turn the guy away, you could turn
the girl away, you can turn the toy away. But the minute you
feel like that, I can't say no, and my life is gonna be
in danger. That's what. It's not a safe place anymore. Yeah,
life was wild, even though we all came here to fuck. I still
like to say you don't want to fuck you? Like that's that's wild,
though, like just the whole concept for that ship. But now I'm just
saying this community is very, very big on consent. So it's like people
are talking to you asking like, you know, you know, is it
okay? If I gotta like, you know, no, It's like even
how you just described it, like how you already processing the Fearing ship,
and it's like, imagine you just you being a normal nigga, but this
is how she feels. I don't know that's how you feel. I'm just
here because I think shit is cool. But that's where conversation. But okay,
But what I'm saying is I'm big on consent. I know you.
That's the sexiest should in the world up to me. I need you to
say, yes, these people on the fence, I'm gonna say this,
But why that's that's the type of you still cage match. But why there
is there is when you say come off the top, that's what I want.
I like, thank everybody for tuning into this episode. Awkward, we
were about to hit the three hour mark. I don't know. We just
make sure y'all here next week because we were talking about how much of a
horror person, horrible person that Aaron Hall is I miss you. I'm thinking
about you. We could definitely go down the rap rabbit hole of rape.
The rap rabbit hole of rape is we started talking on the death fraction and
it exists too, right, And people just say, yeah, didn't see
that. Yeah, absolutely, Like I liked this earlier time. Don't get
used to it, be right. Don't get off at work every day?
No, right, And that's what I'm saying, like, is I didn't
even know if he was gonna be able to do six to day. I'm
like, sometime he don't get off until so normally I have a show that
he is at six, But would it be in December? Everybody and their
mama take off recording, which hurts my bills. But yeah, we got
lucky today. Me and me hadn't recorded in almost a month. Uh,
the wine got off at four and I had no show. So yeah,
I don't get used to this. No, it won't be early next week.
I just said, don't get used to it. Niggas just jump right
out the window. Y'all gonna be early next week, don't get And to
be honest with you, keep it a buck sometimes being one used to just
record at six instead. But we ain't got comfortable on Thursday, but two
weeks in a row. I appreciate y'all being a much needed therapy session for
me today because I have been dealing with a lot and I actually I didn't
have therapy at all last week because of Jellybean medical appointments and shit, I
had to reschedule mine, so it's getting bumped up until uh next week,
she said, Chill fan, A simple note was good. Continue to tight.
Shout out to Kelap for actually being a good friend today. A good
friend now I'm talking about because we we went for super Dumblins today because last
time that bitch betrayed me and she went with shout me. But you know
she has since redeemed herself. Make sure you check out conversation with Colco now
exclusive on the TDR Network. Okay, shout out shout out to as he
works on his dissertation, so you might see less of Timmy on Hostly Awkward
for a while. Uh on Saturday, motherfuckers, ain't seeing you and the
dealing with God everybody, hug, I'm not gonna not go. No you
go, No, you're going because tell us we're trying to back out and
you're like, no, nigga, I keep my makeup, do get my
making. So we going going. Then I already found out that we could
just cop tickets at the door. We going. I didn't want to go
because I didn't get paid till Friday. We're going, and we're going now
because you put that in my head. I was doing just fine, and
then you just was like, oh, social anxiety, social anxiety, anxiety.
Damn, I wasn't even thinking about that ship. Now I'm fucking well,
not now with me and to duck out early, yeah, to leave
too and not make Facebook stas talk about my family left around. No,
I'm good because I'm not wearing pig hair. I'm gonna wear black wig.
So they're just not gonna see you standing next to the big six foot tall
fat nigga and red red sweater and stand behind them. They're not gonna see
wine because I'm definitely wearing a light up sweater. So I'm like, I'm
just becausein from Texas ain't too horrible human beings. That's all right. I'm
just I'm gonna I'm gonna take a double dose of my sex. So yeah,
it's my birthday weekend anyway, that's what I'll do. I'm gonna take
a double dose this morn said she needs to leave early anyway because Kayla her
Christmas. Uh, you gotta you know what. I just know you are
have to dict that like you know what, Go ahead and think. Look,
I A'm mad at youap oh my, I'm trying to make sure that
I got some ship lined up for that weekend. You already do you fluffed
out his tree already? Know what I'm saying is what I'm saying that that
that's his free weekends. So I took because I had to use up ptl
BE for the end of the year, so I took off that Monday.
So whatever we do Sunday, I don't have to work to watch. I
got a full almost forty hours of back because shout out to the gig because
we get I won't have any floating holidays next year because of how Christmas and
all that your fall. But I have floating holidays this year. I had
two floating holidays, plus I had on my personal time. Then we got
sick time and vacation time. So between all of the other ship I didn't
have to use any of my VACA hours and I'll be rolling over almost a
full two weeks of vacation from I'm only using an hour. I'm only using
one, but it is two weeks because I'm only part time, so yeah,
that time four hours a day, so it is ten days so plus
my regular fifty two hours. So and we know I don't take vacations like
that cause I'm fucking going nowhere. So yay, absolutely good birthday trip.
So thank you guys for tuning in. I definitely appreciate it. One,
get your fucking passport. Tone will actually have the episode named and uploaded on
time on Tuesday. I will make sure of it. And y'all make sure
y'all put some prayers in the air for my baby jelly Bean. She got
a couple of medical procedures this week, you know, so just you know,
prayers and healing for my baby. And until next time, we got a home