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Good morning. You're listening live to
ninety seven one. The Frank came to

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the Dallas Mavericks late at night.
It's the Boston Celtics, and many more

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things like the Speakeasy, the Ben
and Skin Show, and us the Downbeat.

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I'm Kevin Turner, but Danny Baylis, Mike's Roy JJ Jackson, and

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we are gonna have fun today at
nine o'clock, the Return, I'm fearful

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to announce the shocking return of something
at nine o'clock. Don't miss nine o'clock.

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I'm fearful and excited for nine o'clock
today ding good morning News. At

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eight thirty eight o'clock, we got
a chance for you to win tickets to

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a concert. And it's a bye. By the way, I was gonna

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say, I think we're already one
of the most interactive shows and stations on

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radio, the amount of times that
we lend the radio to the listeners,

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and that continues to day to talk
to day with a segment called where is

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your Mind, where you get to
call in and we're gonna judge your report.

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What's on your mind? Your report? Yeah, what's big in your

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world? You report what's on your
mind? Or where is your Mind?

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Yeah, look, it's for Pixies
and Modest Mouse tickets. Yeah, yes,

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a show. What's the title?
I think will be announced today?

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Okay? So yeah, I was
searching for that last night. I was

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trying to find when the date was, and I couldn't find one thing about

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Modest Mouse and the Pixies in Dallas. You probably shouldn't talk about it.

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And then I got to thinking it
hadn't been announced yet, but it'll be

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announced today, but we shouldn't.
Okay. So when tickets to a mysterious

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unannounced big rock big show that's coming
to town, and the segment is called

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where is your Mind? But we
won't say who the tickets are for?

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But I ideally it's something like weird
that you've been thinking about. I mean,

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sure, you can talk about the
weather or sports, and that's fine.

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Maybe an editorial man, you want
to go off on something, right,

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but we all think of just dumb
random stuff that's been bugging you or

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why is this like this? Think
of it as a long form talk back,

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sure, you know, yeah,
not too long. It could be

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about something that we've said or something
we've talked about up to that point.

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You know, that's how the talkbacks
typically kind of play out, they play

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off something that we've discussed. Yes, you know, you get a little

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more time. You have a little
more time to kind of expound on your

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your vision, and you have two
hours right now to tidy up your vision,

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make it bite size palatable. Yeah, and shoving our mouths and the

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odds are in your favor if you're
listening now, because more people will be

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jumping on as the day continues.
Yeah, when you got a tow hour

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head start. There's a lot of
people out there sleeping right now, probably,

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And may the odds always be in
your favor. We'll get into games

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at seven, all the games.
There were so many good football games this

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weekend. Good God, great.
In six point thirty, we have someone

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huge, maybe one of the world's
biggest stars in town tonight. No one's

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talking about it, that's right,
Ron de Santis in town, no kidding.

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We'll talk about the return of Messy
to the Metroplex at six thirty five,

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and why it's more affordable than you
think. In fact, it makes

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what you doled out six months ago
makes you kind of look dumb. Yes,

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if you want to see Messy tonight
and sitting in the cold, rainy,

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rainy open stadium on metals. Yes, it can all be yours.

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Everything can be yours. He'll probably
not even start, you know, just

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come in for four minutes at the
end. Actually have update on that,

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you do? Yeah? Is he
going to start? Six thirty five?

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We have to wait. Earn it. You gotta earn it. Man,

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man, man, he doesn't want
to wait. I don't want to wait

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either. You gotta wait. I
can google it right now. Will Messy

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start? No? Stop? You
know, I'm gonna don't give him ideas

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now coming over the don't give him
ideas. Make your breakfast, your protein

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shake if you're already your breakfast,
because because you're smart, you go to

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work early. Clock in, you
clock out it like two. That's a

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lot of people do. Yeah,
genius. If you don't have to work

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x amount hours, you get in
there before the bosses. Do business people

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clock him? Okay? So factory
people, yes, do they have a

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ticket and the stamping machine on the
wall. It's more digital now, but

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yeah, you kind of roll it
through a thing. If anybody throws their

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little ticket into a stamping machine two
one fourth, you can see what's on

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your mind there. You go have
pixies. I mean mystery concert tickets at

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eight. Think about those days.
That's kind of gone. I mean things,

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uh tech technology that's extinct now you
cassettes or eight tracks. Boy,

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the punch clock has definitely become the
phone booth. Things that you used to

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see that were part of your day
to day and now they just don't exist

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in a relatively short amount of time. I'm sure you did punch clock,

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did you? It was not the
punch It was still the same thing.

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You slide the receipt through or the
it's almost like a cardboard, like an

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sat exam. What do you call
those things? Did you as a scantron?

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Scantron? It's like a scantron still, well, the same principle,

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but you know nowadays it's all digital. You punch in your code when you

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get to work and it logs your
hours. But maybe you did this or

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did you ever work with a punch
clock anywhere? Okay, did you ever

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have the fellow employee that would be
knowing they're going to be late. It's

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like pumps me in, punch me
in. We clocked me in. Yes,

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absolutely, as long as we get
back. What a terrible fail safe

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that system had Will you steal money
from the company for me? Punch me

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in? Maybe the company should have
gotten up to today's standards today. Well

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then they should have had standards from
eighty years ago. Most companies still operate

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encoding hours under the I've done this
in rant million times. I'm sorry my

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thirteen billion years ago rant. But
Ford Motor Company again nineteen twenties. We

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still go off that. We go
off that not everyone is building ours for

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Ford Motor Company. Adjust now needed
for factories forty hours, need it,

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gotta have it sometimes more. But
most people don't work at factories. A

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lot of people do. I guarantee
you they still don't punch clocking in over

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at air tractor. Hell yeah,
And shout out to my mom would be

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something goes in early, really and
she listens, Yeah, Kevin probably has

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to turn it off once people started
like arriving at eight and she doesn't like

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five am. Kevin's parents own an
airline, Well, they don't. The

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biggest I did tell them where air
tractors don't have door plugs airline I was

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telling them. I was like,
Mike is kind of fascinated with where Danny

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and I grew up. Oh,
yeah, I'm very fascinated, but I

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have very little urge to go see
your lands. It's a day trip,

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man, Yeah, I know that's
quick day trip. That's too much.

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You go right for the show and
be back by three cocks. I would

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need a detailed like itinerary, as
Kevin's is kind of a day trip.

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What is only a couple two hours? Two hour and a half. Excuse

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me, as far away as you
think where Kevin grew up and in the

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sticks go to his house and then
drive another hour west. Yeah, Danny's

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in a town a third of the
size of Kevin's, and Kevin's is small.

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One is a small town. Three
what is it about? Three thousand

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people? Maybe three thousand is the
usual census number. I'm not sure what

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the latest numbers are, but three
thousand. I bet it's dipped because I

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know when I went to high school, Knox City was around eleven hundred thirteen

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hundred, and it's well below a
thousand. So you're a thousand, right,

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that's always my gauge only's right at
three or three thousand and nineteen.

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Yeah, that's good, guy,
of that's good. That's good. So

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what you want Knox City is just
over one thousand. So then bounced back,

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I'm not, are you like the
most famous Knox City? I mean

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without being though we are, Mike, I wasn't talking to you. You're

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not famous. I guess it's subjective, you know, but pretty famous,

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Mike. Is there anything in your
high school like comrating? No? I

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look, I know. I was
one of those that left and never went

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back other than to visit my mother
that lived there until probably twenty sixteen.

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Moved her to Dallas and she needed
assisted living. She was, you know,

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eighty eight years old, and then
she got Alzheimer's and passed away in

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eighteen. So I have not been
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And there's I have a really good
friend that I grew up with there

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very close, remain close all through
our adulthood, and we'll text on occasion.

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But other than that, there is
one no reason for me to go

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back. Do you think they're waiting
for the return of the prodigal song?

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No usually sneak in under the cover
of night, Mikey dude, you but

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I mean no, Joe, you
have talked about Knox City in damn Dallas,

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the closest big City to Knox City
for thirty years. I don't know

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about millions, but I might say
millions of people have been are aware of

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Knox City because of you. I've
done more for the city of all need

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than anyone has. There is they
mentioned on the radio for the last ten

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years. They've been mentioned almost daily
on the radio, and they don't acknowledge

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that I exist. I even't.
Look when I was putting a TV show

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together a couple of years ago and
it was gonna simulcast in wichitall falls Okay

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for those of you that didn't know, Kevin used to have a TV show,

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Yes, and I didn't get canceled. I chose not to do it

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again. It was airing wichitall fall
too. It got canceled. It did

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not get canceled. You can't get
canceled on c W. They're begging for

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content. They changed things on as
quick on this world, So enjoy you

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every minute while you haven't. I
go ahead and want to run out of

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your contract. That's what he told
himself. I was adjusting his tie in

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the mirror for his last show.
I don't want to run another Young Sheldon

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and my showrunner had said, it's
not worth her time anymore. But Aaron

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Winch Tall falls too, and I
called only for I need a couple of

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favors because I had to make my
own commercials too. I mean I made

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a commercial of the only country club
the golf course. Worked to deal with

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them to sponsor and give me some
money. Called the newspaper and said,

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run a whole article show just saying
this is gonna air. Throw it in

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there, hurry you again. And
I just realized it was a transplant,

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not some guy who grew up in
the town whose family had lived there.

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You know, he's some guy from
out of town. Might screw you,

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man. I've done more for your
city than you could ever know, and

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I could do more for your newspaper. But you know I used to write

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articles before anyone knew you existed.
I used to write articles, huge articles

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in the paper. It was a
star. But who's the Knox City mayor?

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Because the official show of calling mayors
is the Ben and Skin Show.

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And they had you hear that last
week. No called, uh. I

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tuned in and they were on the
phone with the mayor of crandall trying to

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get a little hanging thing under the
sign that says Crandall that says home of

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Christina Ray of you know, ninety
seven on the free of course. And

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once it went great because once you
pin the mayor down on live radio,

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of course and go yeah, it's
another great idea, let's do it.

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And then they called the mayor of
Only. Really okay, the mayor of

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first of All, the mayor of
Crandall was doing a lot of yeah,

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I'll have to see you know,
I'll talk to the board members, talk

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to city hall. The mayor of
Only was like, yeah, we can

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get it done. He was in
now granted he's my age and one of

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my good friends from high school.
He was the quarterback. Are you serious?

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Not only did he stay in Olney, he became the mayor. Well,

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he works at Wherever Farm a tower
extrusions. You know when you see

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stadiums that are built all throughout the
land here in America. It was built

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probably by tower Extrusions out of Onney, Texas, along with air tractor,

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two of the most thriving, thriving
industries. Wait, seriously, I'm telling

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you small town companies air tractor and
tower extrusions. Crush Only is a good

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place to be and that's why I'm
running for mayor and the terrain of whatever

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the other guy's name is. You're
saying most buildings and no, I'm saying

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most stadium seats that you find in
NFL stadiums or at live golf tournaments built

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by Tower Extrusions. I'm serious.
I believe you. I don't. You

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don't have to believe me. I
mean, they're weird companies specializing weird things.

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And I don't know if he's making
that. Just don't know why they'd

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put that factory in a three thousand
population a town with the population of three

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thousand people. It seems like if
you had a company that big that's making

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that many stadium seats for that many
arenas and stadiums aground the globe, you'd

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think you'd be able to you'd need
more employees than the people that live there.

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Yeah, I don't know a lot
of people driving from Graham Archer City,

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which the falls is just really though. Yeah, he's just repeating what

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his friend's dad, who works at
Tower Extrusions against the wall one day and

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yelled, thank you the importance of
his job. Hey, you could have

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a job here one day. No, I'd probably have fifty people I know

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that work there too. Honestly,
where's this factory that's right in town?

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Traders ding Dong City a thousand times, and I've never seen a factory that

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was sustained seating for stadiums? What
is it behind the alsips? I mean,

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you're gonna make me do research.
You know you lived there. I

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don't know the I don't have a
pamphlet for tower Extrusions. It doesn't matter.

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How long has the damn thing been
in business. I mean since I've

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been alive, and I've been alive
for how many years? Not long enough?

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Kevin? How many? How many
years? Howld them thirty five?

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No, sir, I am not
You're thirty six and thirty six, Happy

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birthday? Thank you? Sew someone
would get it. I don't know,

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because someone just said I'm not buying
this, that it's my birthday. No,

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that there's this Tower Excursions does stadium
seats? Someone checked? Someone said,

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check out Southern Bleacher in Graham,
Graham, Texas. Okay, shram

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does no more than seventy five years
in stadium ruction, stadium arena, Speedway's

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bleachers, you can trust. I
mean, this is a website tells me

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what they do. What about Tower
extrusions. Tower Strutan's just confusing. Yeah,

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it just takes you to a dead
geo. Citi's link nineteen seventy I'm

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looking at it right now. Tower
Extrusion dot Com nineteen seventy seven. I

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mean, dude, it's got a
five hundred and thirty thousand square foot facility

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in Onlley, Texas. And they
got a couple of locations too. Southern

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Bleacher since nineteen forty six. Dude, Well, yeah, okay, here's

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what Graham does. Graham's got a
few more people, and they come in

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and they're all snobby and they start
going, look what we did. We're

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in Young County two. We don't
like it. Only he's got a very

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popular radio host talking about only all
the time. And they come in.

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We know Emily Jones. When's the
last time Emily Jones went and got the

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back of Graham Texas? Rarely?
She grew up the family there, of

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course, but you can expect to
call from Emily here at about we did

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thirty I think she did dead call
and yell at us a few months ago.

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Well, her name came up.
I'm just saying Southern Bleacher had a

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thirty year head start on tower extrusions. So all the stadiums that were built

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prior to seventy seven couldn't have had
anything to do with tower extrusions. I

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don't know, Copycat World, Southern
Bleachers, what what stadiums they they're they're

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working on that best, you know, but if they wanted to, you

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know, all right, if it's
on their website somewhere, you guys are

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seeing that, that's great, that's
cool. He's so defensive, he really

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is. Textors say, I work
at the hospital. We still clock in

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with ID badges. Okay, One
guy Texter says, uh work we clock

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in via software app that tracks your
physical location via GPS. That legal.

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Oh well, the red dots in
the bathroom again, it's been forty five

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minutes. Yeah, that that doesn't
seem right. Almost no movement, just

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a gentle left to right shifting.
There's a story about that. If you

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work at a I don't know if
it's true or not, but if you

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work at the Amazon warehouse, like
they track how fast you're moving, and

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you kind of get paid on how
much you get done, and or you

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could get bonuses if you got a
lot done, you know, and you're

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just running all over a warehouse,
collecting things and putting them in a container.

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But there are people who would talk
about yeah, like I would not

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go to the bathroom and not drink
water so I could hit my bonuses because

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I needed the bonus money and I
couldn't hand if I had to go to

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the bathroom for sixty seconds, that
would hurt me and I couldn't make my

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time. I add that up one, two, three times a day,

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three minutes. I mean there's a
rat race to get hit their bonuses.

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That's crazy. But I don't know
if that is. I have a friend

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who works somewhere where they're on their
computer and to go to the bathroom that

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to you know, click something that
says they're going to the bathroom, and

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at times how long they're in the
bathroom and how many bathroom breaks per day

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they take. Wow, And I
think I'm a friend of either who got

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fired or it was warned many times
for their lack of efficiency due to beat

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That's crazy. I always find it
intriguing back to Kevin being so defensive about

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this share company and Alney, I
don't care. It's always funny to me

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when guys that grow up in these
small towns. They have this, they

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carry it with them throughout their lives, and they know that their mission is

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to never forget their roots. Man, I just wish that those people would

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be honest, because look, I'll
tell you straight up, the three biggest

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exports out of Knox City, it's
probably cow diarrhea, methamphetamines, and teenage

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pregnancy. That's what we're offering.
Yeah, okay, this is going to

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be offensive. Okay. I grew
up in a house of love. What

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does that mean? Here's you kind
of an orphan had parents? Kind of

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like I had parents. Who's the
house of love as well? For the

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first year I was lovingly adopted.
I don't remember. What are your memories

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when you're on the land, Just
roll over and the wind blows. And

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yes, I'm being shoved up a
chimney with a broom to earn extra money

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for the family when I'm nine months
old. I feel bad about it.

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I'm sorry, man, that was
That was rude, that was cheap,

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and I'll serve my time in a
local pennicentry for one text says KT is

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correct. My brother in law runs
it and used to be in a band

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with KT. Who's that? I
don't know. Can we just read his

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phone numbers? I want to hear
more about this band. I had multiple

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bands? Yeah, okay, so
probably yeah, okay, yeah, I

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know that might be yeah cool.
Can I do a quick transition? You

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can't. But there's right there fodder
for eight o'clock to win tickets. Maybe

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the many people that live in the
metroplex, I would say a majority,

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but a ton are from those little
satellite small towns that that migrate to the

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big cities after they graduate. You
know what, maybe what pimp your city?

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What's so great about Newcastle so you
can sit here and rip it to

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shreds? And the winning city?
What's so great about Winert? And the

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winning city? Ben and Skinnill come
to a remote at your city? There

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he is, somebody's out. Sorry, I'm not taking the pill yet.

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You give me names of tiny Texas
cities and I'll try to and see which

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ones you can lie about. You
know, I'll see if I can tell

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which is a real Texas city.
See if I'm a good Texan yet.

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Just say their names or give you
a little their mascot there. It could

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be funny names or however you gonna
do it. I can see if I

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can determine the fake. Okay,
with a little one sentence right up,

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could be sure to like the name
of city, their mascot reeler fake and

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then what they're what the city's known
for, because you just make up a

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name, mascot and the production of
aluminum whatever. I mean, Look it's

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and that's probably a lot of towns
have some company like that, but generally

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not as big as Tower Extrusion and
Air Tractor in Allney, Texas, the

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home of the Cubs and radio star
Kevin Turner Radio Hall of Famer. According

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to jet Chat GPT, you can't
take that away from me. All Texas,

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the city and the state hated so
much that they built a highway to

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go around it. No, it
was just it was because you wanted to

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see all of it, the ability
to drive around it from from from far

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away. Three minutes on pizza,
have you guys been to Okay? First

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of all, it goes with that
being said Andrews is the best place to

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get pizza in this market saying that
because the partners. I'm saying because every

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time I go, I get something
different and I like it. Detroit style,

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Dallas Stash whatever, lasagna, soup, pizza, bowling, AI's just

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nuts. Yeah, carb up good. Lord place is great. I didn't

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try a new pizza place on Friday
night. Have you guys been something new?

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Actually, it's not that new.
Have you guys been to De Luca

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Pizza? De Luca? No?
Oh? Is that the they keep bringing

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it? Green light red light,
green light, red light pizza? I

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have. I think JJ and I
talked about that. You may be the

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one, either you or Jillian Moran, but I feel like you went and

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we talked about it anyway. Yeah, Jillian told me about it. What's

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the story? So I didn't know? And uh yeah. You go in

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and it's twenty five bucks and they
say it's five course meal. So they

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give you this like it's like a
rugula salad. You have meatballs of some

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sort, two meatballs so Kobe beef
meatballs, a little cup of lobster bisc

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and you can holler at me when
it comes to bisk and shout us we

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know all. I'm like, why
is it a cup? In? The

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guy? My server, who looked
a lot like a moonlighting Dak Prescott goes,

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don't drink it all, save it, dip your pizza crust in it

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and I went, oh, insider
information, and then pizza and then dessert

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pizza, and it is. They
give you a little cardboard card, green

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light like Brazilian steakhout style, like
bring it on or red light, cut

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it off my tumb tumb herts,
and it is thin. Slices are very

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small. It's like luxury see ses
pizza. It is not the best pizza

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I've ever had. I want to
be clear about that, but it was

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fine. But they keep there's dudes
just cruising around holding pizzas and just kind

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of walking in front of your nose
and you're like two of those and one

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of that spicy pepper, and then
the man. The man is gone,

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and then then a different man pops
up out of nowhere. Pizza women serve

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pizza out. The women serve pizza
have been waiting for this day. Hot

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hot, hot, buffalo, chicken
pizza, Tiki massala, Turkish lamb.

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You know, I remember a lote
pizza. What corn pizza, corn pizza

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and it's great. Then this sounds
like a place that doctor Agarwall would not

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recommend you. And I eat a
yeah, yeah, definitely, I will

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say. Went home and I did
not feel great mm hm, and also

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deserve pizza. They had dessert pizzas, say, like a nutella pizza,

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one of like cinnamon banana pizza.
This is ridiculous, but it's all tiny,

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so you trick yourself and I can
have as many of these as I

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want because they're small. They're slivers, but you can eat forever. It's

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great, and dude, it's it's
effit affordable. I mean, you're sitting

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there going, I got my twenty
five dollars worth here. Yeah, you

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know, and if you don't drink
good, I don't. I you know,

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this was an occasion. So I
had a bottle of wine, a

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bottle, and maybe that's why I
tell me hurt too, and that's why

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I had a lot of gird in
my throat. Did you have a bottle?

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Yeah? You washed down twenty five
dollars worth of buffet pizza with a

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freaking bottle of KIANTI. I wonder
why you exploded your porcelain bowl. When

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you go home you have forty slivers
of pizza and a bottle of red and

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explode the ball you did. I
went in the backyard fertilizer. It's like,

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man, just don't don't imagine I
need to make imagine, imagine it.

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I dare you your dog? If
you had a dog, you'd be

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looking at you like, bro,
Yeah, what stealing my moves? The

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hell? You're an animal? The
dog sitting on the couch and changing the

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palls on YouTube TV while you're out
back, shaking and shivering, lunched over.

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I think he's taking my woman.
Well, good pizza of you,

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Kevin. It is a unique place. Is there one? Is it over

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near the colony as there's one that
way up north, but we went to

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the one down in Dallas. We
went to Double D's before the bar,

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Double D's, oh over in Design. First time i'd been to Double D's.

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Cool. Yeah, incredible place.
Yeah. Do they live up to

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their name? Not a booby bar. Boobs and ass hot hot, really

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good drinks and the rare place that
does a lunch box. Once you guys

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made Probably probably not? Have you
guess if I haven't had a lunchbox,

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have you? It's a cheap beer, usually Schlitz, but then I have

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Schlitz amaretto and orange juice. It's
a lunchbox. Incredible sounds, gross,

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sounds, gross, taste amazing and
it's an iconic classic drink for back in

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the olden days. Coming up next, the most important thing in the world.

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We have one of the world's biggest
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