Hello, everyone, it's me. They want to see my hair. You
can see it. There is no difference to it being like but like you
want to know what happened to the back of it? Happened to the back
of it. I can't see there's a hat on your Yeah, well it's
hair. Who gives a shit? What are you talking about? It looks
what it's like my hair? But sure, I like, why do you
tear? All right? Welcome to the stream, everybody. It's me going
DM and the wonderful cast of whom I will be rid of soon enough.
Thank you. Thank you to the white orc who is stumping down a volcano
towards them to kill them all. But we'll get to that in a bit.
How are you all doing? What a wonderful week? It's vain.
How's it going? Tiger? I'm coming to him because I started taking the
good food that you love. I took a bite of a week since I
lost all years. What what are you eating? Waffle? Those are so
good? What is that? Did you eat the whole thing? Can you
just put it up so you can see it? Show us the strip waffle?
Now, show us the back of the strip waffle. I don't get
it. What is so hard? What's what is the thing with this?
What? It's a strip? Confused? What a st I know? What's
a staffle go buy one? It's not an egg? You heat up?
Hear me out for two seconds? A right, John, listen to me
for the seconds. Okay, Well you do, John. You go out
and buy stroop waffle. And what you do is you either have coffee on
a market market will have it on the way. And what you do is
why I eat. I'm playing because I'm a bitch. But you get a
you to make te your coffee. And then when you get done making the
tier coffee, when it's like steaming and it's hot still, you put the
stroop waffle over top of your mug and it heats up the stroop waffle You
mean stroke waffle, you illiterate piece of ship. This is my favorite intro
on Dark Fire Chat said that, and I'm just going with it. Yeah,
just roll uh it's pronounced straight waffle, all right. I don't care,
I don't care where you're from. Over the actual thing, it's like
it's got a fucking on it, right, so it's not the rest of
this. Yeah, yeah, And then you put this over top of your
coffee. It heats up the caramel or whatever it is, it's on the
inside. Wow. Wow, I'm gonna call you. You're from Drop l
A and you didn't know what a fucking stroop waffle is. The saverybody's in
my channel is Tiger. Second though it is l A and that is a
foreign name, so it's potential. You do know what it is. It's
just else. Those better be some fucking good ass. You're paying thirty bucks
for him. Dolmonds, Diamond Strop Waffles, chocolate caramel hex this is this
is John sam Man. He's probably found like a cafe flavor. One of
the it's a pack of four. It's a big packs of four. O
there's four of them, four packs. Yeah, that'd be like sixty and
the probably you're probably ordering insane amount. I'll get the pack of three.
I'm gonna get the variety cube. What about stroke waffles? Are you ordering
it right now? Yeah? I always Yeah, that's the only way I'll
try it, hopefully. I like him. Impulse buying. That's one thing
I do. That ended upcasts four pack of them, A pack of three,
uh those each flavor I got caramel, I got honey and I got
chocolate the honey one so good? Yeah, yeah, pack it for eighteen
one sounds good. Well, now that's done. I'm already shopping music from
Dark Fire. All right, no, no, no, no, I
showed you my stroop waffle. Now you show me the back of your hair.
Oh are you talking to me? Tit for tat bread cat bread that
new toy. I ain't showing you my tits and tats. I'm sorry,
I'm not showing you. It's you gotta blur out tits. Yeah, every
we're clean. Now we're a clean channel. Okay, Why I hear peb
say okay, like that, I understand that not only has that not been
talked about, but not only is it not true? She said that.
Yeah, there's no way myself button to do it. Try line. Yeah
place, this place is sacrifant. Please, my entire show would have to
be Yeah, I wouldn't ever be out of gym again. Well, here
we are at the beginning of another episode of Dark Fie. There she whay,
can you please keep it down for a minute, honestly, just go
down the fucking like stroop waffle hole and can I ask you a question?
Yeah? When we have these conversations at the beginning. Is that cringey to
you? Or no, no, it's not cringey. I just don't know
wack heights the chatter thing at the beginning, he doesn't do it on his
shows. If we try and have conversations, he's like, you shut the
funk up, shut up? Were we at here for nothing? Else?
He's me where Steven? Whereas me? And uh sound like this for the
rest it's like that's the pre show conversation, you know, like that's when
we're off the air, And like, I don't get that because I read
in we do it for peb, we do it for Pebe. I'm going
with that one as well. If we can play that card, sure,
why not? I have a card. I really have a card right in
front of me right now. The game play the car. Oh my god,
Oh I thought you were going to actually tell you, oh god about
me. I hate you all. Well. I'm a fan of the talkie
chit chat thing at the beginning, although sometimes it does kind of free count
my I also have a headache today, so it is what it is,
all right? Yeah? Yes, very smallest ahead, min How can I
count fractured worlds and I enjoy the chit chat at the beginning. You're back,
You're back on it? Yeah, nice, five months? That is
a rival one spoiler. She took five months off. To be fair,
it was a big spoiler though, show one of the biggest on it happened.
Okay, I want to I will probably. I will probably get an
Instagram when it happens. Yeah, you don't understand. You don't know what
I'm going with. Throw right now. It's happening right now though, Very's
the best Tiger writer impersonation I've ever heard from you. John, Thanks know
each other for what like five years now or some ship? John, Like,
if you can't, I can't do a good Tiger question for real?
Yeah, try and impersonate me real quick before we start. Yeah, try
and impersonate me real quick. Yeah, right before we start. He doesn't
matter pretty exactly what I said. Exactly what I said. You both sound
the same to me because you're an American. All right, Let's play some
d n DA then show before Whack fucking shuts this stuff down because he's got
control over the zoom call and he's going to be like, you know what,
you know what, I fucking hate learning about you people. You ain't
my friends. I'm just here to play year old dear. I don't want
to spend time with you as actual. He's in my wegstemon cigar because I'm
from New York, drives a TEXI care. He just he survives on nothing
but cigars in Texas, in coffee and hot do works. Don't make roast
ye, I feel you. I understand. That's what he sounds like.
Okay, because it's the typical New Year. Is the only way I can
do a New York accent. He sounds like the frog and bo Jack.
Right, Yeah, that's what it sounds like. Nail it. So let's
play some D n D. Shall wait for the last time ever because you
got well, because you don't understand how accidentally powerful I made this ORC.
And then I said to Vertigo Gaming, who created the ORC, I want
you to just remember. But Tigo is the reason this Orc whole storyline exists,
is because Vertigo Gaming hyper paid for a you know, like we've had
the Patreon NPCs and stuff. This is Vertigo's entry and he's was his was
super charged because he's got a verified badge next to his name, which makes
him a more important person than your average peasant. This is not your Bradley.
This is why. That is why Twitch gave us all these little symbols
next to our name, so that everyone else knows that we're better. Right,
What other reasons do they exist? Genuinely? Why do they exist?
Other than that one? I'd like to let it be known that Vertigo has
a bet with me about this Orc. Oh what is it? Or do
you want to tell us at the end? Let me let me see if
he told me not to say something like, well, battle anxiety. Really,
the thing is, this orc was created a really long time ago by
by virtue, and it took her. It took a long time for me
to figure out how to like weave them into the game. And I'm not
at the bet. Well, basically, what I'm fifty dollars is going to
be given to me if something happens for the orc. Oh that's all.
Yeah, yeah, you guys had the money right now, so just let
me all. But here's the thing, though, is that I feel that
that might be bait. I think I think he's given you a bet that's
like fifty dollars if you can land the finishing blow on the Orc in order
to get you. You just said exactly what the bet is? That what
it is? What I figured it would be something like that, because I
know what he's like. But he's trying to bait you to run at the
Orc and die. Let's be honest, that's what he's trying to do.
Because secretly, deep down inside, Vertigo loves me still, but a big
part of him heats me because he wants you all to die to this orc.
Right And here's the thing, and this is what I'm just shifting some
of the blame off my own shoulders right now as to why this orc is
so powerful, be why he's even in it scaring us right before we I
need like right now, the Orc was placed here by Virtigo. So anything
that happens today virgo for a global warming. So it's fine. It's definitely
his fault anyway, Isn't he from Australia. Didn't they create a hole in
the ozone? That's their fault, that's kangaroos. Australian blames his nps.
I blame a bad GM does blame his MPCs. But most gms don't have
to force Vertigo Gamings NPCs into the game and that's what's happening today. So
just to catch everyone up. Last week, you guys were reunited. Basically,
you reappeared. I thought that was me. It's you again, Tiger.
Is it you that? Can you hear it? It sounds like wind
if Tiger. If you can't hear it, you do you hear it right
when we when we play the game, it might work as ambient noise in
the background, so it should be fine. I'm not saying it on anymore.
I think it's you. I think it's You're the one that's lighting up.
All right, don't worry about it for now. The group reappeared one
by one in the middle of a battlefield. It turns out that like kind
of half of Rose Garden Films here has gone to war. The company of
Masks seem to be attacking Rose Guard. They're defending them. There is a
perimeter of orcs that have appeared around the mountain which houses the Gate of Fire
that you came from at the beginning of the campaign. You're aware that death
Singer and some of the other members of the Prey Territor are in the gate
somewhere summoning something which caused the lava The volcano to kind of erupt a fire
and flava and stuff, but it's turned to that same kind of purple flame,
purple fire that you guys witnessed at the beginning of the campaign. You
do have some extra abilities that you've all. We've been through enough and each
of you landed and you've found the Rose Guard military types that were at the
beginning of the campaign, Captain Stone Sworn, Mstride, terrem Fuse Hair the
Cleric, and McKinnon the archer and a few others, and they were fighting
with lots of ucs on the mountain side. You guys kind of appeared and
helped out. They were very confused for the most part. Nineteen was like
shut the fog up, we're on the move, and you guys started to
move back up and you were heading towards the gate on this time limit,
knowing that you're in the eleventh hour, and that was when a huge orc
that we all witnessed in the one shot if you've seen it, if you
haven't, sucks to be you, because there's where he's from, appeared at
the top of the the top of the hill. Here. He's got like
a big ring on one hand that we recognize from both one shots and he's
got a few more men with him, and essentially he screamed that he was
promised something and that he was going to him and the Orcs are going to
ascend for the Blood Horde, and then he ran at you and that's where
we begin. Today's episode is again they returned Ready, by the way,
Virgo commissioned this song from Peachy and just said it to me, by the
way, and it's based on a song that I think was like it was
from something that Tesla money right there? Wait does he have? He probably
like mere he's Australian and dob he does so to bring you back over to
the to the map. So we're returning to the flaming sort of mountain that
you guys weren't So you're all in the same position basically when this happened,
and I've pre rolled all the other stuff on here. There is a bunch
of aucs up towards the north of the map. If you head up to
the top of the map, you can see goth Goal, which is the
name of the the White Colossal. That's his name. He's known as goth
Goal, the White Colossal, and his band of books, the extra the
backup. There is the sound of battle all around you. The battle.
Even though there is this battle that appears to be happening like here, you're
in one. There is also the remnants of both Stone Sworn and Zalra,
the the elf ranger that you met very briefly at the beginning. They have
their units up here as well, and they all appear to be fighting all
around. Stones Will agreed to help you get towards the top of the mountain,
but then this happened. So you can see and hear, and I've
removed all the bodies from the ones that you killed, the orcs and the
people and stuff, But there are bodies around you from this fight that seems
to have been taking place, you know, today, for some time before
you guys even arrived. If you all could roll me some initiatives again,
remember to click on your token and then click the initiative button to get you
on the overlain the order. There are a lot of orcs, yeah,
but you also have have some night, so let's see if you needs to
deal with this. You've got them, You've got You've still got with you
the Archers. Ms. Karen, the priest Hu's hair and Knight who is
unnamed, but he isn't unnamed. His name is something, but I can't
remember where he is. We're Wireros. That's his bloody name. There he
is, he's a humor. I'll give him a real name because he's here
him. Sorry, we're gonna get an opportunity to talk before him for a
second. You're in the fight. You can you can shout some brief things
to each other, but the Orcs are like running down the hill towards you
with like we First of all, I'm just going to sett all these things
up here now. Just to make it a little more interesting. I'm going
to give you control of some of these some of these people as well,
oh, because I think it'd be more fun. Obviously you're not going to
need to role play them, but they will generally be following your command and
stone Sworn's command, and you can just generally control them and tell them where
they you want the thing to go on the map. It's not necessarily a
role play inspired thing or motivated thing, but you can position them where you
want. So if McKinnon dies, it's our fault. No McKinnon a Terron,
Stone Sworn and Fuse hair are not options for you. So between you
you need to pick Mstride Wiros and two archers who wants to control? Which
would you rather control? Basically, would you rather control a night or would
you rather control an archer? I would love an archer? But what sorry,
a Nate a night? All right? So that gives Oh wait,
no, what did you say, whack or pebe? You want one?
We didn't say either. I think we were going to fill. So yeah,
whatever is left over any preference, then pebe, I'll take that archer.
Okay, so I'll give you access. Oh yeah, the owl came
back right at the end of the last episode. Yes, yeah, I
was about to say, we've never got to use that fifteen dollars out there's
an arch ut. So let me just check that you can control, it
can be edited and control. I can't get everyone, so grab that.
I don't know how this works. It's the same way as your things work.
And then I'll give you the thing. So basically, when you get
the option to you can hit with the weapon. The only night that actually
has the multi attack is Stone Sworn, so your night doesn't. If you're
controlling a night, you can see then I can only see Archer. Try
again, what do you want to click? It's just showing just Archer doesn't
It didn't pop, it didn't pull up a night at all. I see
night now Brad as well as Archer. So maybe you gave it to me
by mistake. What I have night now and a delete Archer and now I
have a mate? Yes I would have because you should just be able to
open it up and then go to the page ignore all the the bollocks on
there. The archer I had to kind of put together myself so it doesn't
say everything. So how do we deal damage with the archer if we are
swing? I think we just do the lot? Yeah? Yeah, so
Archer number actions cool? Yeah, it will just roll on the screen.
You don't need to I'm going to give you control of one of these tokens
in a second. This one cool. This one is just going to be
a generic one. Who wanted an archer? John? You wanted one?
Yes? Yeah? I think? And I all right, John, yours
is the red Archer. Cool, I'm the red dot arch and then PB
was yep en is the okay? So do you have a preference over the
night that you want to control? I'm gonna take this again as nays we're
us virus, because he seems like the only one that does. Nobody has
an emotional attachment to. Yeah. Well, so he was the guy if
you remember back in the back in the day, who was there was the
There was the dwarf who was driving the car, I think or it was
him driving the car. There were two on the front of the car and
I think we're ross was the other one on the cart with you when you
left from it, and then it was a couple of you with the car
and McKinnon and then you split off and went down your separate protest. Hely,
huh. Now his name is he? Is it? D Heli?
I don't know why it says that, Oh, because I gave him a
generic thing. Hang on, Okay, so yeah, Dealey was the thing
from before. All right, we're ass I've put a green thing on him
just for you. And then m Stride is, oh my god, a
cult fanatic. Now apparently Stride is wax night to control, and I'll put
an orange thing on him just so that it helps me look around. Okay,
So there are two archers. You'll notice that some of them are injured
from the previous fight. The Knights are there, so you should be able
to see on the sheets. Do you understand the sheets where they can go,
what they can move and stuff like that, what they can do.
Remember, you don't have multi attack, but you do have the things that
you can do on there. The archers have leadership McKinnon the other archer.
The other fighters will just be controlled by meat. The Knights go on Captain
stone Swan's turn. We'll do it in this order. I think it'd be
easier if I put them on there for you. Probably I'll let them mstride.
Then we're ass and then the archers go on M turn, starting with
Blue Archer and then Red Archer, which doesn't show it on there, but
if you highlight it on the on the turn order, it'll tell you which
one is going next. So that is just to break it up and give
you some more stuff to do. Bringing us to the top of the round.
So conversation. The orc at the top screams that you in common,
and he like raises his hand and the Orcs start to run down the hill
towards you. And yeah, you wanted to say something nineteen oh, okay,
hold on, all right, all right, we can't fight that ork.
We have to go to the chamber. If we're stay and fight him,
he'll just hold us back. We have to get around him, and
we have to get inside and stop the ritual. I don't know if we'll
have much of a choice. We have a whole group of people here that
are willing to fight. Will you say leave them alone? I am not
by choice, but we don't have a choice either. We have to get
in there and stop them if they complete that ritual. I think we're in
more trouble than we can handle. Mckinnan is looking at the javelin which almost
killed her, burning in the fire that nineteen deflected out of the way.
Ero. She shoots you kind of a fearful look, and then just starts
to prepare to attack. Mstride and the other Knights are standing around waiting for
Stone Sworn. Stone Sworn looks towards nineteen and then up towards the Orcs.
Give me a persuasion check. Nineteen Persuasion check is episode to see how persuasive
you sound in leading these people to their inevitable death and then trying to run
away from the Orcs. So teams he brings up his great sword, and
he's got a nice great sort compared to the others. He looks like it
might be some sort of hand me down. It's got some like gold trim
or something that looks like gold trim, and then some like a red pommel
of rose God. He has it up and says, yes, we can
try and cover your retreat if you like, can slatter retreat. Where's the
way up there? How do we even get do we have to go near
them? How do we get up there? Where's the opening? Yeah?
Do I see your way up without going through this? Sporc give me perception
checks? Yes, I will do. I will join him on that.
I agree with him. Unfortunately, well eight sixteen and the archerament ooh twenty
three wigged natural twenty from drifts. So you look up and the way is
pretty chaotic. There's there's a volcano which has erupted. It's not really a
volcano. This is actually more of a mountain that's exploding that you're on,
but it looks for all intents and purposes like a volcano to the rest of
us. The top of the mountain has exploded, and there's smoke and debris
that's clouding a lot of the very peak of it. But you know from
being here before that you don't need to make it to the very peak.
You just need to make your way most of the way up the mountain before
you can find one of the openings that you went in before. The path
is pretty chaos like, there's fighting, and you can see that there are
people further up the mountain fighting. You can see that there are other orcs
that are littering the path. You can also see that you have to do
sort of genuine mountain climbing. You've climbed down this before and it wasn't difficult
necessarily, but it's not going to be quick. It's not going to be
easy to just kind of we just walk up the street that we can walk
up. You're gonna have to find ways around it. There's gonna be point
where you might have to climb. You're gonna have to stop and work it
out, and you're going to run up it could be dangerous. You could
on the twenty three, potentially, since you're immune to it, walk along
the rivulets of fire. That would give me some level of protection from the
orcs and stuff, but they're all going to be throwing things at you.
The whole time, they're going to be launching javelins and arrows and stuff at
you. I personally would recommend that you try and cut through as opposed to
just run away. But if you want to, I don't think it would
be for you to do that, because as we've twice as a group,
you've tried to run away from big things, and twice you've lost. Every
time you stand and fight the big scary thing, you win. The DM
has just given us advice, just given you advice, but also I have
I also feel like you guys would know this by now. No, totally,
I think it's the thing. Here's the thing. To climb up this
mountain, you need to do skill checks, and they're going to be unbelievably
difficult without somewhat clearing your path. There isn't a very clear path because the
mountain is exploding. You're avoiding rocks and fire, which isn't hurting you.
You're also having to deal with bands of orcs. These guys are running at
you and engaging you regardless. So you're going to have to move using movement
off this map, which also complicates things. Just from a meta stamp,
went from the board game issue of running. You are in the fight.
There is no avoiding it. You have to leave the combat somehow. Okay,
so all of you can see that it won't be easy to do.
Nineteen, You don't really see a clear path. I don't think all of
you see that. You do. There is ways up the mountain, probably
moving along the fire and stuff, But in terms of stuff that's in the
way, there's so much stuff. It's a mountain. You've still got to
climb an erupting volcano and find your way up there. I don't see any
way to get up there. Yes, but we have to climb. There's
no We have to get hired to see any openings. I say, we
fight with our friends on the way up, and then we can split.
I say, first chance we get, we have to split, and we
have to try to end it. Agreed, we have to thin them out
and then move. I agree, Well, in that case, he fucking
pulls his great sword out again, looks at it for a minute, puts
it back. Fuck, and I sort of look up and I hear Archimedes,
you know up there, and I just I just point it's Archimedies.
We can we always have him as a resource as well. If we need
to figure out the best way to go, have him find an opening for
us. I don't know if he can do that. Else worth a try.
Isn't it all right? Ask him to find an opening and hover over
it? Well, it's not that easy. You have to cast a spell
and everything. He costs a lot of money. What do you mean I'm
going to do that? But I have a second. I don't think we
have any time coming down the hill. That's javelins flying through the air and
stuff drift. It's your turn. You have to do something on your turn.
Now, what do you want today? Nine? One more thing?
He turns back around. He looks at the rest of the group, because
he wasn't looking the whole time, goes could to see the rest of you.
He turns back around. That's all I needed. Let's go, baby,
okay, mm hmmm, looking at range on my that's perfect, great
one twenty feet? How far are we? All? Right? Oh?
Wow? Hell yeah, sir? Who do I piss off? All right?
You're gonna see me run through just like leading the charge. Just pissed
and I'm gonna go actually like up the fire along the lines of this fire,
I'll go my thirty. You don't need a on the cher. What
was that, pybe he's rolling initiative on the answer, doesn't it? Oh
sorry, I thought you wanted initiative. So I'll just roll up and then,
uh, the guy in the front, that's the white orc right.
Yeah, so I'm just gonna launch just from this far away, just launch
an Eldritch Blast at him and just get him started, get him fueled.
Okay, and I will throw that right you're handling the initiative for the NPC's
bread. The the Anchers go on McKinnon's turn. Okay, the Knights go
on stone Swan's turn. I just threw them in there so you can,
you know, just kick one of each. H. But that's how I
rolled that, actually, Brad, as I'm as I'm as I'm winding up
the others blast, I sort of want to just look at him and choose
him as my as my target for my ex blades curse. Yeah, so
I'm gonna put that on him and then throw the Eldrich blast, which I
clicked the wrong thing. Well, I mean twelve, uh at twelve,
here's a miss. So you see that come out of the one arm,
and then I'm like, because I'm higher level, I will I will throw
out of my second arm. Another Eldridge blast comes flying out as I'm running
down the fire line. Oh my god, ten, I think they both
hit him. They just hit him in points where it doesn't affect him.
He's like, he does have some armor on. The Orcs in general are
wearing kind of bits and pieces of scraps, classic kind of like orcish.
Does he like that albino like fucked up orc from Lord of the Rings that,
Like, yes, I want you to know that, accused of that.
He sort of does look like that. But he's much bigger. He's
like, way bigger than any York You've ever seen. He looks like he
looks like he might be like half giant half hawk. Like he's far too
large. You know. Technically, I think he is large. So I'm
just gonna make his token bigger just because he is legit. I think he
is legit large in terms of how big it is. And he uh,
he's like stomping forward and the others have like these scraps and hired armor,
these like broken bits of weapons and things that they've picked up. He has
some other like more refined clothing on. He has like a it's not nice
or anything, but he has like clothes like a vest on and then a
belt and he has potentially got some stuff underneath it. But these two eldritch
blasts launched him and he just he just tanks them. They're just and he
just keeps moving before I in my turn, I'm just running and I'm like,
okay, he's strong. He's strong, and you just see me like
power up for more speed, all right, end in your term bringing us
the ear radio, I sort of like look at McKinnon and I say,
get to somewhere safe, gets up and not she's kind of she looks like
she's moving backwards anyway. As an archer, she's sort of heading for the
back lines. As it is, all right, I'm going to uh,
are you moving by the way drift or you were back further and didn't move
there exact? All right, that is unfortunate. Sometimes it's better to go
later as the support character. But I can still try and throw out a
fire bolt, which is I think what I'll do. I'm going to move
over here, and fire starts to curl around my hand coming up from the
lava the flower in a sort of purple reddish color, swirling around my hand
towards my fingertips that I extend outwards to goose gall for a fire bolt.
It's act come on, sixteen sixteen is a miss. I think this launches
like this is probably the first time you've ever done a fire bolt, and
you just launch second time. Yeah, you fire this thing off and it
just he's a large form, but they're all starting to move towards you,
and it moves past his head as he keeps moving towards you. All right,
all right, he's big and still kind of fast. Just be wary,
and I will also I will also say to McKinnon, I say hit
him, and I promise you a kiss, and I will give her a
bardic inspiration. I believe she blushes, and that's the end of your turn.
That is the end of my turn. Yes, all right, are
Ulian McKinnon. I think probably will move back over to the point she was
at. Maybe not, actually she probably hit Maybe if she moves to like
here, she can get into some vague and she can stand there and she
can fire a longbow shot at the big boy himself on a sixteenth inspiration bartik
inspiration good shout and a D eight now eight D eight seven, making that
a twenty three, which kids kids, and she gets a kid. She's
just she runs along, she's like shaking and she aims. The blush reaches
her cheeks and she just kind of closes an eye. It launches outwards and
you see it fly towards this this orc and she draws blood as it cuts
his cuts his cheek, and how much damage she deals eight piercing damage to
him get somewhere, somewhere, and that brings him to this amount m this
amount as well. He's just already he's already injured. And I think it's
just my mistake. So I didn't know why. I was like, did
that make him injured for some reason? No, he just has some HP
miss all right, Sorry, so you hit him. She didn't do the
archers because she's controlled by me and I have forgot and it's a bonus action,
right, As a bonus action, I just have one D tend to
it's next attack or damage, and I didn't do it. So she hit
though, Well you should use it now, yeah, but that would be
the next attack, So next attack, you use it before you can other
archer with McKinnon will do the archers ie and fire a longbow attack on at
seven. That is a devastating miss. This one is shitting herself. She's
just like moving backwards. She just brings the longbow up and just it just
fires upwards and lands elsewhere on okay, archer, Red archer, Yes,
I will do the same thing. I'm gonna fire at the main guy.
But you know, because I'm seeing all obviously everyone fire at the same person.
So I will use my archer's eye as bone and deck action. You
can add a one D ten to its next attack, and I will I'll
fire, all right, long eighteen eighteen is a miss. You fire the
the arrow. I mean, he takes the one arrow on the cheek and
it cuts his cuts his cheek open and then the next out. Can I
add the one D ten though for archer's eye, No, because it's the
damage right, the archer can add one D ten to its next attack or
damage. Oh yeah, you can, yeah, do that. Sorry,
I thought it was just damage three. So twenty one is a hit,
all right, give me the eight damage. Ate another eight damage as you
fire an arrow into the big white orc who I think it does hit him,
it does the damage, but it just goes into his arm and he
keeps moving forward like as if it wasn't there. And I guess that's in
your turn. Unless you want to move the archer, you can. I
will push the archer on the flank and start flinking. I feel like my
archer's name should be vert in your should be Tigo name. What does your
archer want to do? It's your turn, blue archer? Oh me,
okay, I will also attack road a section, yep, I will don't
worry. Okay, that's gonna save us. Yeah, I hope so well.
I don't know if it can save us if you get a ten trying
to try right now, sick, which makes that a fifteen, which is
a miss. Yeah. An arrow launches high and disappears into the smoke.
Okay, you can move this out as well, if you'd like. I
will. Actually I'm gonna move up here for some cover. I think bringing
us to golf Goals turn. And this guy is huge. He looks like
the fucking Holt, just kind of like stumping forward and he's not moving very
quickly. He's got giant legs and they're just he starts moving towards you guys,
but not at like a wild rate. He's probably gonna move to Oh
yeah, he's coming here, and let me just measure something here because he
has as what I like to describe as a bullshit move. Fuck. You
see him stand before you all, and he he touches his face and sees
the blood and then he says time to die as he summons up this energy,
and you see the ring on his finger kind of glow a little bit,
and it's a it's a sort of pale gray light that players and viewers
from the one shot would recognize from that weird cave that you were in.
And it starts to surround his hand that it becomes a kind of swirling mass,
and then he turns his hand out, stretches his arm, and this
huge one hundred foot long, five foot wide set of necrotic flames and kind
of waves of energy push outwards and just like burst forward like a fucking kamahamahara
or something like that, just in a straight line towards you all. And
I think, uh, this is gonna hit whoever's five feet within this,
which is ero tern stone sworn huge hair blue archer and wire off. Wow.
So if that's any of you or your characters. By the way,
you should be able to track your characters HP on the token for the record,
you should be able to double click it and change it for the arches
and nights. So every one, make me a Dexterity Savings throw. Come
one era. I can't control my Bragisle. You can't control it. I
can't. Yeah, there you go. You should be able to do it
now. Sixteen from the ero. Let's see, dude, I love this
battle of let's just dexterity fail from Terran. How do you do a DIY
savings through? If they don't, they don't have it? Just rolled the
decks? Okay, I just didn't it. Okay, he got the twelve
nineteen, you don't need to make one. Sorry, it wasn't en It
was for the archer. Okay, yeah, sorry. So you have to
be a sixteen, so let's see sixteen to break it. The DC is
sixteen, So let me roll a couple more here. So this is the
stone Sworn and there's a fail. And who else have you got who's in
charge of we're us? He got a twelve? And did you roll for
m Stride? I didn't know who is it? Whack Oh, I didn't
think m Stride was part of you said, I'm just really far away from
the screen. Okay, so stone Sworn, oh, fuse Hair needs to
roll one. Sorry, let me give this guy one and all right,
one mat from the priest makes it, Iro makes it, Grim's archer makes
it, and the rest will take the full damage. So it's half if
you failed, and the full amount if you made it. Of twenty.
Okay, So stone Sworn is hit back. He's a little injured from before
Fuse Hair he made it, so he only takes half and puts him down
to that Hearin is dead. He takes the full brunt of it, I
think because he's tearing. Yeah, the sort of squire, the one that's
hot and like not. He is a fighter. He's like a more of
a town guard and he was training to join this platoon. This huge wave
of energy launches outwards. You see it like it hits everyone, but Hero
jumps out of the way. Stone Swarm brings up his sword, The priest
kind of shields himself. The archer jumps out of the way, where Ros
jumps out of the way. But Terran is just spun around, and as
he lands on the ground, you can see that half of his face is
torn away. You can see part of the bone of his cheek as his
eyes are rolled up into his head. His body is wrecked from this necrotic
damage, and there's kind of black veins and the blood is already kind of
congealed in a horrible pale mess. As he lands into the dirt, Mstride,
who was stood next to him at the time, Uh, kind of
looks down and then looks up towards the Orc. You want to fucking pay
for that, And that I believe is the end of the Orc turn or
golf GOLs tone bringing us to all the other, all the other, or
this is just the Orcs. There are all chinds of groups as well.
There are some on the other side of the map over here, and when
we go they're all around us that are coming in from all around. So
these are all just going to move up if I can get control of the
tokens. I feel like I have to say this is an unfair fight.
Yeah, but I have fitted myself. Oh we're dying today, No we're
not. We're not dying. They can't get through that fire they're scared of
it. Look at them. Oh man, I wonder if we could yeah,
he tackle them in I'll start on the tree. So they're gonna dash,
I think, because they're kind of charging. And also orcs get some
other bush possible, but they can make this. If I double check what
the orc can do, there's a bonus action and can move up to its
speed towards a hostile creature that you can see. So I think this orc
runs up towards you, Drift. They can move, yeah, all the
way up what each Well, they can't do anything once they get here,
but they're charging at you at forty speed. Holy shit? Uh because they
have aggressive or high works or high mark all right, my god, Well,
Drift, I thought we were good for a turn. That's why I
positioned myself here. Myach is oh my, and I believe that's all the
orcs. So the orcs just come like they've I feel like they've been running
at you this whole time. The sorry chat, you didn't see that happen.
They're surrounded this whole time. You guys have been chatting and dilly dallying
chili showing all these orcs have just been running towards you with like axes and
swords held high as they're just plod horn and they just running at you,
and they get into inter range. During that time, stone Sworn moves forward
and takes a swipe at these two. Remember you do have the knights on
your sad, one each left and right, two nights eleven and eight.
He hits the one on the left for eleven damage, hits the one on
the right and it probably just does like an arcing swing in his face.
Probably he looks a little angry for a stone Sworn as he sees his his
friend and squire Terran go down. He doesn't say anything. He just sees
these orcs moving and he brings a great sort around in a huge arc and
cuts into these orcs, but they don't go down, bringing us to Mstride,
who is in the control of Oh you're right, Oh I've got I
don't have Amstrade, you have Amstrad. M Stride is going to run forward
up to here and he will strake at the one that Captain storm Sworn just
swung out with his great sword. You said they don't have the multi attack,
they don't have a mantley attack. Now, okay, Yeah, he's
going to strike at the one that that stone Storm took a good shot at.
Yep on eleven eleven I think is a myth. Unfortunately, that is
a myth. Uh yeah. He brings his grace around the all kind of
dunts down. He's very wounded. There's a big old gash opened up in
the front of this orc and he's kind of pushing through it. We're off,
Hi, I God, that's your night. So I need to ask
you a question because I'm pretty sure I know what he's going to do.
But what I'm reading says, okay, mind, never mind, I should
be good. So the first thing he probably doesn't says something along the lines
of the same thing that was said before. He like sees hair and go
down, and he moves himself up and let's see how many how many feet
I ever looked at that? Actually he's good thirty feet okay, so thirty
feet he is going to let's see, okay, all right, so he's
gonna move right into here. Now can I go by them without getting struck?
I can't remember exactly how that works. He calls me that, okay,
I can't move a spot Aaron, Okay, so we're gonna move him
here right next to me, I think, and then I gotta check out.
Okay, cool. So he's gonna come in behind me. And when
he comes in behind me, as he's running, you see him like bash
like, he like kind of like hits his sword against his chest and he
does it. He starts screaming and he they'll let you do it, bradon
you. I don't know what he sounded like, but uh he I'm gonna
use leadership and for one minute, the Night can utter a special command or
warning whenever a non hostile creature that it can see within thirty feet of it
makes an attack or saving throw. The creature can add a D four to
its role provider that can hear and understand the Night. A creature can benefit
from one leadership die at a time. If this effect is ended, if
the Night is incapacity to and he's going to give everybody within thirty feet of
him that so, just as a note for everybody that is listening, including
the people controlling things, you can add a D four to its role provided
if you can hear and understand what the Knight has said. It's basically everyone
except for the Red auncho. Yeah, everybody gets a D fourty your rules
if it's an attacking throw every time for one minute, for one minute,
and I think everyone gets one. Uh the way it reads it says they
get one diet a time. How does that work? I don't really understand
that completely. And I think you can give them one default and you're holding
a defail now that you can use on attack our siding role if once,
it's like a mini bondic inspiration and it ends if you're incapacitated. Yep,
And that's not How do I know if that's considered a bonus action. That's
just his action. Oh, that is just an action. Okay, I
can see it now. Yeah, and that is all he does, all
right. Bringing us to your other character nineteen. So the first thing he
does is he sees like over his shoulder, wharouse, it's like all these
orcs coming, and he's got like a shield ready. He looks at drift.
Well, there's a not a shuck he as he says that, he
smashes his shield and his sword together, and the first thing he does as
a bonus action is you see like his shield blow up in front of him
a bunch and it almost like gets bigger, like almost like an illusion,
and he cast Shield of Faith on himself. Okay, and I need to
remember what shield of Faith does, because I get like a twenty two okay,
because I have my shield up. Okay. I was just making sure
I remember how it worked. So I'm just gonna put that here, okay.
And then after he does that, he you see him smack one more
time, and you see the shield go up and it like almost hovers over
everybody in an illusion. And then from the shield you see all these little
like almost like lightning type things, and like sparkles start to fall on the
rest of the crew. Anybody that would be within let's see here, anybody
that would be within. I want to say, it's another thirty feet of
me. Yes, anybody with a thirty feet We're in a cast Crusaders Mantle.
Uh mantle is a holy power radius from you with an order within thirty
feet radius, awaking boldness and friendly creatures. Until the spell ends, the
aura moves with you centered on you. While in the aura, each non
hostile creature in this ura, including you, deals an extra one defour radiant
damage when it hit with a weapon attack, and when he does that,
and everything comes down on everybody because it doesn't have a limit on the Yeah,
it's fucking really good. It comes down and goes, we've got to
kill them all. He smacks his shield again and puts it down and like
hits it twice, and he goes, what are the orcsa bra ad?
And they say blood? What is it? Blood? What? Blood hold?
They go, your blood hold? And he smashes the shield down twice
in front of all the orcs in front of him. I don't give a
shit about your little magic. That is gonna be my trump. Alrighty is
it a concentration spell or no? Which one are you talking about? They
both concentration because you have to pick one and Crusader Mantle is not concentration.
Yeah, that's insane. So good? Is that on damage or attacking damage
at spell? Is that that's a Lettle three spell? All right? I
really wanted to know if I could cast it at level four and I was
trying to figure it out. So, uh, that's the one you added
in there the other day, Brad, because that was like one of the
extra ones that I always had or whatever. John. Right now we have
a one D four that we can use to attack, and then we also
have the radiant damage as well. Wow. Cool, love it. It's
a pretty nutty spell. When I was reading it, when you Get told
me that that's one of the ones that I consistently have as a war priest,
I was like, uh, buy anything different though we didn't know.
Brad looks like he's going to crush streams in a second, I am,
because Christ that is now is concentration. I think you just didn't ticket.
You put it in there. I didn't put it in there. I definitely
didn't put it in there. Yes you do. No, I didn't.
Maybe way you put it, you put in somebody put in Crusader's Man,
own Spirit Guardians and the all the war priest ones, because I didn't know
I had them. Pretty sure I didn't do that. I haven't touched nineteen's
character sheets since, like the very beginning. I put in all the other
ones because to pick one, he's got to pick one. Yeah, well
then it's definitely Crusader Man for sure. All right, so I give you
a bonus action still, Okay, let me make sure but that let me
mark that in. I thank you too. So it is concentration and Brady.
These orcs look like they're made out of fire. Oh. One other
note on that Crusader mantle. I need to make sure it wasn't the different
spell I was reading? Is it? Okay? You closed it for me,
Brad, That's when I was reading it. Okay, what the hell
was the other one? Was it this? I think that since I just
have a bonus action, thank you for fixing that. Then, by the
way, I appreciate it. I don't care if it isn't better better,
better, better, but river whatever it might be still a way better spell
for uh. I think that I'm trying to think, wasn't uh? Who
is there? That's right there? Sorry, I'm looking over a couple.
There's a lot going on. I apologize for taking so long. Okay.
When I look over at Drift, does Drift look like he's hurt? No,
not at all, not at all? Okay? But what's his name?
Looks like he's hurt? Right? Who is it? Not? Below
me? Wherews? Who's who's the one right by? Uh? Uh?
I'm Stride. Yeah, I'm Stride's looking a little worse for wear, and
so is captain still be able to see their paid off? Oh? Yeah,
he looks back after he cast that, and then he's gonna cast a
healing ord. So I don't want to take too much time so we can
move on with this. He's gonna cast a healing word on stone sworn.
We're gonna go ahead and cast that at level cast at level two ten altogether
ten I got it? Go what I added it for him? Oh okay,
yeah, okay, yeah, So yeah, you see the wounds that
are on mscribe from the previous battles. He's got kind of cuts and wounds
and they heal up somewhat. He's kind of in his own little rage,
though I don't think he's even very aware of it. And then I assume
they're not moving. No, I definitely can't move. I'm stuck, all
right. It brings us you are surrounded. He's still on fire right written
right here right? Okay, yes, love to attack this. We're so
around. Yeah, I'm going to attack this guy right here, who I
just saw someone else swipe at And I'm going to use my bow? Is
am I too close to that? Sorry? You're good? Okay, So
I will do that. I am going to use this special bullshit that I've
been gifted though, Oh wait, which which you're you're attacking with your ship?
Right? Sorry? You're your character? Yeah? Yeah yeah with written
yeah mh okay eighteen? Sorry? Which one do you hang at? This
guy right here? Why is that doing bullshit? Here? We go this
guy right there? Yeah? Yeah, okay, come on, that's for
piercing damage. How would you like to kill this orc? Great? I
just wanted to go like straight through his freaking eyeball? Yep. He kind
of takes a wound from from stone Sworn. He ducks a shot from m
Stride, and as he's bringing his axe in to hit m Stride, an
arrow just hits him in the eye and he just I will attack a second
time. Uh, and I'm going to attack this guy right here. Yeah,
so that's the nine. So I'll use this special bullshit here for the
one D four? Uh? What are you doing? You just have extra
attack? Yeah? I have two tacks per turn now that I'm level five,
and then you use the extra D four? And which one are you
aiming for? The one right in front of drift? Yep? That's a
hit? Okay an eleven? Is it it? Nine? She rolled an
extra D four? Oh? Sorry, I've read that as afore I read
the piercing damage. I'm an idiot. Sorry, it isn't it. Okay,
thanks wax Stephen from here for it. Well, I'm trying to find
out how much armory they have. Welcome, Welcome to the blood Board.
We appreciate your efforts. You can join us. Inspiration for helping me out,
wax Stephen. Thanks Brad. Okay, oh ma'am, you're gonna get
a bloodhored tattooed tomorrow. I'll give you inspiration next week. Okay, So
then I will move. I'm going to move into the lava the flopper,
all right, Yeah, you just start walking out like fired Jesus over the
over the flava. A couple of weird looks from the from the archers,
but you guys showed up in in fire, so they're just like all right,
adventurers. Brings us to the orc eyes of groups is, which are
all the way back up here. There are two of these guys. They
have the same load of bullshit as the other Orcs have, so they're gonna
do a little a little jog as well. I think. Well they're going
to position themselves here and yeah, the other to be thrown by God.
They are they move in here? Religious checks something there? Are you boys?
Yeah? All right, uh yeah, they're probably just gonna stand up
there. Golf Call is still moving. For the record, he's not like
stopped. He is kind of just menacingly walking towards you. He's just big
and lumbering considering m and uh. That brings us back around to your riff.
That's all you're doing is moving. That's all they can do because they
need to dash to get into position. Now, if I move, two
of the Orcs get an opportunity of attack. Greg, Yes, but that
won't take my attack or anything. The movement is just movement. Movement is
just movement as long as you don't move too far. So you're gonna see
drift. I know Antien's night here right now, but you're gonna see him
tap him on the shoulder and just be like he'll be fine, and then
you're gonna see me be like, hey, guys, listen, listen,
I'll be right back and to the Orcs and you're just gonna see me like
sort of just if you're okay with this, this is the new Vampire ways.
Just backflip back and out of combat from them all the way to hear.
All right, give me an acrobatics check, no problem ten A ten.
It's not a great bank flip, but it's a bank clip. Then
you don't fall over and destroy yourself doing these extra showboat things. Yeah,
okay, you take two tax opportunities from two axes nine and a fourteen.
They both miss two missus. Yeah, they just sing all right, and
right when I land, I'm sort of gonna land in the flava and uh,
the orc all the way right here to the left. I'm going to
elders blast them. Okay, but this one's gonna be a bit different.
You're gonna see me add a little something to it. I'm gonna be adding
the grass of Haydar to the eldrich blast, and I'm gonna pull him in
like a get over here for you right away. What you were doing,
right, dude? I wanted to do this so bad, So I'm just
gonna and you're just gonna see Drift sort of winding this up, and he's
like time to go fishing, and he's just gonna shoot out both of his
and pull him back on. He just needs the land one, So all
right, give me both the attack rolls, ool whatever you think yeah,
yeah, boom seventeen seventeen's a hit and then boom twenty three two hits three
damage, five damage, and I'm pulling him ten feet closer to me into
the flow. Does he get save or anything? Or let's see grasp the
beheatter. Once each year turns, you can hit a creature with your elderch
blast. You can move that creature in a straight line ten feet closer to
you. Okay, yeah, you drag him into this lava. We only
three D ten twenty more damage. Terrific. You just drag him in to
the into the flavas he's just like he just goes up and then as he
goes up in flames, you're just gonna hear me yell out. Time to
go fishing, and like just trying to tell the others what just happened and
make sure they saw that. Give me a perception checked rif. Yeah,
swamp monster in here? Uh what eight? All right? Ship? Is
that end your time? Yeah, have a little more movement, So I'm
going to uh just run on top of his body. Okay, Yeah,
you stand on top of his body as it sinks into the flava and burns
up around you and then singly Irradia, my dear, all right, I
will, I will, I will move this way and I will cast uh.
As a bonus action, I will use a healing word on m Stride.
No, actually, I'll use a healing word on Terin okay, oh,
bring him back A nine. That's a maximum healing nice for a level
one heel yea. The healing word goes off and you see it kind of
across the court, across the corpse of Terran. It remains a corpse.
Unfortunately, Terran is an NPC and doesn't have to save him thro so you
try and save him. It doesn't go unnoticed by the others. How it
works. But yeah, like the others see you do it. Like there's
there's a hopeful look probably from m Stride chat and Arran. Yeah, it
just doesn't doesn't move ahead. I look towards the Knights and I say he's
gone. I'm sorry, and I will use the remainder of my turn.
My full action will be to use a Well, I can't do that,
so I will do a I will do another firebolt, this time towards we'll
say the one in front of nineteen. There now your special AoE thing Eddie
hits with a weapon attack. Now well that that now I have a ranged
attack with firebolt. Does that count? No? Let me read it real
quick. It says weapon attack brad uh sorry his crusaders weapon attack and I'm
using a firebolt. Oh, then if not, I will non hostile creature
in the area, including you gals an extra one D for radio damage when
it hits. When a weapon attack, I guess it's a It's a spell
attack, isn't it. Yes, all right, so I'm not going to
do that. Then I'm going to use the short bow that McKinnon lent me,
and I will shoot that. That's a twenty three to hit. It's
a seven plus what's more radiant image, that's eleven damage to the orc in
front of nineteen eleven damage. Yeah, this radiant sort of short bow arrow
launches forward and hits this or and you see it kind of like is taken
aback and you see this extra kind of radiant damage burst upwards, this energy
from his Princess Mononoke arrow. Yeah, and like this arrow is probably a
deep inside the orcs lung as he kind of stumbles backwards. It's a nice
hit and it hurts the orc for sure, and yes, I will move
a little bit more move back here and that will be the end of my
turn. Alrighty, then McKinnon is going to hmmm, she has an orc
in front of her, but she's not that dumb, so she's gonna Archer's
I first of all, and she's gonna fire at the orc which is in
front of m stride. The longbow sixteen is a hit nice one D ten
extra damage ten damage to the orc in front of m stride, another kind
of she also gets. She also gets the one D four radiant two rings.
She also gets the one D four radiant for an extra two damage damage
from mcinner. Another lung shot Orc in front of you. Just he's alive
though he's still up, bringing us to the archer on the other side,
who is also do you know what she's going to try And she's probably gonna
try and save McKinnon. So same thing as the other archer who's sort of
nervous and freaking out fires and eight is a miss, which no, this
is just the other one that's there, making it a ten. It's another
myss. She's nervous. Pul on the service. You look calm and ready
yeah, well she doesn't look calm already. She's freaking out. She's having
a full on panic attack, and that brings us her Blue Valkyrie, who
badly needs healings. Now, if you're listening to this, that's what PV's
renamed the characters. Blue Valkyrie needs healing badly. You have to say it,
Ray Brad, it's a reference I would like to er. I'm so
sorry, man, wasn't my archer before her? I believe? So?
Oh yeah, because sorry, I flipped over it. Yes it is.
It's Red Valkyrie. Cool. Just I'll just keep it moving. The orc
that's closest to me, the one that's already a little low, I will
use my whatever that thing is called. Let me pull it up, Grouse
Cross. Do you ever catch your dog just walk out of your bathroom knowing
she just drank out of your toilet bowl? I don't have a dog.
He's in the long bow with the archer's eye twenty one. Yeah, that's
a hit where you aiming? Who you aiming for? Five? Plus ten,
ten, twelve and then plus one not in that twelve damage? Which
one was it? The one that's pretty darn love, that's closest to me
right by McKinnon, right north of that one. That. Yeah, how
do you want to kill him? Oh my gosh, I just just I
want to hit the orc if he has genitalia in genitalia, Why is Drift's
health flow? I went to the bathroom for like two seconds. It's just
a glitch. Okay, yeah, I can't see that. Yeah. You
hit him in the in the bladder. Okay, so it is a male.
Okay, women have bladders too, I know. I Oh my god.
All right, Blue Valkyrie, Okay, I am going to another arrow.
I'm going to play archer's eye and try to hit this guy right here,
all right, going for the orc eye of groom. I am,
I am, Oh my fucking god. That is a nat for one,
and it can only be a natural one. Unfortunately, Con Gugaro is crashing
Romeo twenty. No god, oh god, that's bad. Yeah, Rommy
two the twenties. Because you roll twice from this table and apply both effects
and a fourteen, you miss your foe but hit an ally within five feet
of them. Luckily there are no allies within five feet. Fourteen. Is
that you spill your quiver and you take an entire round to reset if you
recall, so you miss a turn unless you kill her arrows because she's in
fire no blue valkyrie val ceiling and also apparently cruise guy but prefused hairs right
next to her. What do you mean five feet hang on of an hour?
Your foe with an ally within five feet? So I take it as
to mean good, you're not the bad guy yet? Work all right?
Yes, if wank helps me more than three times tonight, you have to
get bloodhorn tattooed on his ass. Already have a tattooed and what do you
think? What do you think? I called them bloodhorn? It was for
the joke so that next week you can be like, look, I got
it done, and we'll be like, wow, it's been there for fifteen
years. And stretched out golf goal speaks to his minions over there, and
he is going to move to here. Oh god, what happened this time?
Nothing? Nothing out? Oh my god, you don't want to drink
your drink? All right? Hmmm, let's see her. Yeah, I
think I think this guy is going to go full Thanos here. The goth
goal kind of is walking forward, just menacingly. He holds up his ring
again, closes his eyes and vanishes from the spot and appears teleports are behind
you. Oh shit. He appears here in this gap behind wireross, Oh
my god, and stride and as soon as he does, he just starts
wailing on people around him, the Knights that are next to him. He
is going to attack with these horrendous spells that he has no, no,
not spells. What am I talking about? Well? Attacks attacks, all
right. First of all, he is going he's see stone Sworn and he
hits him. Oh yeah, Brad, the priest isn't in the turn orders
here, so we haven't been correct. I'll give him a double free party.
Heel, I'm sure I did have him in there. But all right,
well he can go after golf gold. He can have two turns.
Yes, he's still alive. Yeah, well yeah, excuse me, all
right, excuse me. Let's see. Okay, So he is going to
hit Captain stone Sworn. First, he has this move called iron fist,
which, if the target is large or smaller, it must make a DC
seventeen strength save or be thrown up our thirty feet away. Seventeen is a
miss though, insane. Yes, you just see him, and then he
does it again because he can do it twice. Twelve is a miss,
and then he stamps his foot down on the ground towards the other two knights
above him. Twice, one on the left, one on the right.
Yes, miss four shit. Wireross is hit for nine, which is the
the prone targets is because he can push people over and they lamd prone and
then he can follow after, so ignore the second damage. The first of
the nine is dealt to Wireross, whoever's in charge of Wireross, and then
the twelve is dealt to Mstride, whoever's in charge of m Stride. He
stumps around and uh, that is the end of his turn, and New's
hair gets tor go what confused her to do her again? Has got some
good didn't from before? Let's see he alright, who's hurt around here?
Is anyone like what? Oh? Blue Valkyrie is super hurt? Right,
So he just turns around and cure He's gonna cure wounds Blue Valkyrie for four
HP. What a nice guy, absolute lad. And that's the end of
his turn. Great, that was great? Yeah he gets another turn.
Is she still injured as buck? Ye? All right, that's just good.
Better change that titled the sort of needs healing now I was thinking before.
He just lays two hands on Blue Valkyrie's face minimum heels and use hair,
lays lays two hands on her on her face and says, my love,
you must escape with your life. Blue Valkyrie, with blue war paint
down her cheeks, picking up her arrows, says, I will never run.
She starts putting the arrows in and he shakes his head bringing up to
the orcs. Turns, So all these orcs over here? All right?
What have we got? So we got these? All right? So one
voice for her, by the way, is that just me? Oh my
god, this is my Are you space, Brad? Yeah, I'm not
doing it. I didn't do it. Are you attacking me? He did
it? Uh? Let's see orcs? Where are you? Orcs? All
right? So one this is one to rin, one to ero, one
to one to drift. Yeah, I have a name and they have disadvantage.
So a seventeen to rin, an eight and an eight, So Rin
is seventeen. What's your race? Probably below that? Sorry? Sorry?
Sorry? Sorry? Oh no eighteen? Nice? All right? So these
javelins just like launching over from the other side of the river. These other
orcs are going to move up as well, and they launch a couple of
javelins at drift and ero what on the right, and these ones don't have
disadvantage and they're Gians burn up in the flame fire makes it breaks it an
eighteen and an eighteen two hits. Ye all right, drift and zero five
piercing damage to drift and four piercing damage to arrows. Two Japanese come down
hitting you arm. These other two are moving down here, but I think
that that is too far. Yeah, all right, so looks they are.
They are on the other side of the river. You'll be placed,
okay. And then it is Captain stone Sworn who is going to swing twice
at goth Gold the White Colossal A twenty two hits and an eleven mid so
he hits once for twelve, slashing dammage. You see him bring this the
sword across golf goal and cuts open a wound across the line of his ginormous
size. This thing is huge, by the way, and it's kind of
like it's like an ogre or something or a troll just standing between everybody,
and it's punching and kicking. Let's see, what was it? Twelve?
And then it is m Stride also stood next to golf goal whoever is in
charge of ms Stride? Yes, I am what was that? Oh it's
his turn. Yes, Mstride will sort of turn around and say fuck me,
and he he will try to I think yes, I assume he's he's
trying to uh still attack the work in front of him, and then yeah,
I think he'll stay on him a great sort of attack. Oh you
get one one D four Brad, Yeah, you do damage rating? Yeah,
thank you chatting and an eleven from m Stride on the orc in front
of him. That is a mess extra one radiant damage to go call.
But don't we all we also all have the other one, the one D
four that you can add to attack attack if you haven't used it yet.
Yeah, it lasts for a minute, I think. So if you want,
does m Stride still have that should? Yeah? Yeah I think he
does. Yeah, you can roll that. So making that third team,
which is a hit you're hanging on directly north of Mstride. Yes, how
do you want to kill this one? I think m Stride just gets it
stuck in between the neck and the shoulder blade and just wrenches it out.
So this horrible jet of blood follows the sword as it is removed, a
meaty thunk wire off. Wyrus turns and like kind of like looks up at
the white Orc, grabs his great sword and is going to just try to
cut into God, we're going to go push. I'm gonna go with a
kritwand oh my god, you also aren't in range. No range, he's
not in range. It's not nineteen yes, yes, yes, I wish
he wasn't arranged. Yeah, now I wish he had. So you're a
scutter natural one. Yes. Oh sorry I missed it. I was reading
up on the thing. All right, robby a D twenty twenty two D
twenty twelve and two twelve. Your weapon digs into the floor. Give me
a strength check, okay, come on seventeen add seventeen and what is your
strength score on the night? Uh sixteen? All right, nights because that
was the dc MM. So you're yeah, you hit the ground with the
sword and then you stumble forward and give attacks of opportunity. Truly awful,
super dead. Yeah, and we'll see if he's dead after the break.
As we go, we go to a short break here, I'm talking Pete.
Come back, everyone go Pete and then we'll be back after the breaking
the shortest break of all time three minutes. Max will see you to see
whether m strive survives this ons survives this on he stumbles forward, see you
in two minutes, quickly, quickly welcome back, fastest break ever. All
right, so attacks of opportunity are happening on wirerus as he's dumbles forward.
He I thought that the people around him orcs. But it's nineteen so actually
it's only he should be fine. It's only one one attack of opportunity that
he takes from mm hmm, yeah coming in it is a kid, Why
give me a strength? Save all that is a natural one thirteen bludgeoning damage.
He has also thrown thirty feet away in a straight line. He needs
to roll and into the level. What the hell are you talking about?
Straight line? Yep, yeah, straight line, which means if you go
to a straight line, I means you would hit me and the orc he's
going, he's getting he's getting punched all the way across. Just really,
if the bludgeoning damage is in there, if you throw them off the way
across the way there he gets to fight those other works. So let's fucking
go perfect. Oh god, oh god, he takes another fifteen bludgeoning damaged.
God damn you lamp prone and take another three D six blushing damage.
So so he's still up Yeah, fairly. You know he's not doing wiros
is upper cutted, and I think he probably goes like over this way,
we'll just we'll just hit him off over to this side. Because he lands,
he is like like you just see him kind of stumble forward and then
the giant iron fist of golf gold just hits him and he just he actually
goes upwards like a cartoon, like the end of a street fighter move,
and just lands awkwardly, stumbling and rolling over. He still has his sword
in his hand. Yeah, sure you can, uh, and he has
landed over the Oh Jesus, if I heard a work that big, say
shoe ruken, I would turn and I would put my I would cut my
own dick off and run. Ros is prone, so you'd stay and hang
out. Wasn't work to just s know. I might run, but I'm
not going to cut my vagina off first. That gets me out of this
turn. So the first thing nineteen does, he's like kind of bashing off
hits and stuff, and he's kind of looking around at everybody, and he
is literally looking around at everybody. I can't if he looks over at Drift
Ear to ear and rn do it hurd it all? No, No,
I look great. In fact I am like naked in a flame with a
bow. Okay in that case, then look great tiptop shape. The first
thing he does is looks over at the rest of the group that's with him.
We have to go, yes, ron, little man, I have
killed many of your kind, and I will kill another today, whether you
flee or not. He ignores him. He then, after ignoring him,
looks at looks over at Mstride, Captain Stonewall, the Priest, the blue
Valkyrie that needs healing moderately, Archer, and Weiros, and he goes,
I hope you'll use my spells. I have to get rid of it.
And as he does that, he drops the Crusader's Mantle spell and you see
him raise his sword up and almost straight like he man and the old cartoon
where like lightning comes out of a little gem in the middle of it that
starts happening, but instead of being lightning, it's like this really weird blue
look. It almost mimics what goth Grold did, and when it goes out,
it goes up and it goes over everybody that is within see here,
gonna go to anybody within thirty feet of him, which is pretty much everybody
around him for the off. And then what he's going to do is he's
going to cast Beacon of Hope spell the bestows hope and vitality. Choose any
number of creatures within range, and I choose every creature within range of me.
Each target has advantage of every ally within range. They have wisdoms,
they have advantage on wisdom saving throws and death saving throws into it the maximum
number of hit points possible from any healing. That being said, after you
see that happen and you see all the shootout towards everybody around him, you
see the swords start to glow like a red and then a really bright amber
color, almost like his eyes. And I'm gonna cast mass healing word.
And the thing that I didn't finish at the end of Beacon of Hope is
that it returns maximum number of hit points of any possible healing. So I'm
going to go ahead then after that, and I'm going to be really sad,
and I'm going to at level four because I don't have any more level
three spots, So don't die. He's gonna cast mass healing word. Now.
Typically doing it at four would give it another D four, but it
doesn't matter because he's got beacon of hope on everybody counterspell. He's going to
He's going these are two full actions. I don't think he can do that.
Uh it says mass healing word is a bonus action. Oh oh,
masculine word. So I can do up to six targets, So we're going
to pick one. I want to make sure I can get her one,
two, three, four, five, six, So it's gonna be everybody
with my range has got damage, so it's gonna be Wiros, m Stride,
Stoneworth, Archer and Blue valpyri are all gonna get healed to. And
wait, hold on, oh, I didn't know you had any damage done
to you, So let me live in a real Because so Weiros one,
two, three, four five, we're gonna ignore the priest. The priest's
on its own, so it's gonna be no he Also after he catch heal
anybody you can priest and it don't field them up with everything. And then
after he says that he heals only one he doesn't heal is the priest,
but he heals hero too, So it's gonna be everybody, all six except
the priest to have any dam muge on them. Okay, and they get
what amount? They get full? Yeah, but what is that full?
Just cast the spell and we'll see. Yeah, well yeah it's oh,
I mean they get healed to full completely because of the Beacon of Hope.
No, that's not true. Beacon of Hope allows the disability of healing from
the heel. Yeah, you don't roll it, Dif you just roll them,
just use your mass healing word and then it'll tell us maxes Interesting,
Okay, so I thought that was speaking of hope is one of my favorites
at either way. Right there, it's the default fluff. You'll fell coughing
a modifier. So there should be eight, there should be a twelve healing
Okay, twelve should heal all of them for twelve? That is that's really
confusing, then, I how it reads on Beacon of Hope. No,
it's not. It gains the maxim number of hit points possible from any healing,
so max only nine it would be the nine from the regular heeling.
Whatever that heel is that you whatever the max is for that from the spell
at level three, it would do the maximum for each day that was rolled.
It's possible, Okay, So if I'm doing it at a level four,
it just is both the D four and the D nine. Basically it's
the D four plus whiz whatever that understand. I apologize, I'm just the
maximum you can possibly hear. The dice roll is a D four, right,
So there's impossible you could roll a one, two, three or four.
There you can. Only it's just saying you will always roll the maximum
dice amount. It would be the four plus your wisdom. And then when
you roll at the higher levels you get different, you get more dice added,
so you get two D four then, right, which is why level
four which you get. Man, I don't know, I'm forty sure.
Just cast the spell level four and we'll see how many dice it is.
So you're doing a level four level two. I'm doing it at level four,
So if I do it, I wouldn't need you to cast a spell
at a slot for level higher. Just click above third level. So you
want to cast I thought so it should be two D four two D four,
which is eight plus. What is your wiz score? My whiz is
four? Yeah, my which is four? Sorry it's twelve yeah? Wait
wait wait wait, I'm so sorry. It's a six creatures gain hit points
equal to forty four plus your spell casting ability modifier. Then it increases one
D four for each lot level of a third level. I just looked it
up. Yes, yeah, what do you mean forty? Where are you
getting the next five tiger? Can you do me a favor? Bron use
for the love of God, just click mass healing word and put in level
four for the cast. Okay, I think I just did that, But
is that what that is in the chat? Yeah? Just do it to
get That does not look great, No, it doesn't. Something is super
wrong. I'm reading it. It says up to six creatures, six creatures
of your choice you can see with M range regain hit points equal to one
D four plus your spell casting ability modifier using a spell Yeah, so that's
one increase. That's twelve done. You're right, ye, cool, we
got it. It's twelve well HP for all six of those people, So
all of those people got twelve. So it was stone sworn hero. We're
off everybody that has damage on them. But the priest Valkyrie is very happy,
thank you. That's fucking nuts, So Stones, I was honestly like,
I'm happy we took the time to figure out because it is really important,
because that's a lot. I read that wrong, and I would have
done that a little bit differently had I known, actually, so it's kind
of nice to know how that works. If you're in control of one of
those things. Add twelve each twelve HP and are you moving? I mean
moving seems like a terrible idea right now, mainly because I'll get opportunity of
attacks all over the place. But I do have a question, and I
guess this is that on the fire thing, is that considered an action bread
if I want to go on fire? It says it important in a while?
Do you not have it on your feet? I'm looking for it right
now on my sheet. Whenever you cast a spell a first level or higher
that deals with fire damage, firing magic erupts from you, which you've not
done. So okay, I hadn't done it yet, so I was trying
to figure it out. So I've done my bone. The only thing I
do is move and too. There's two orders. I don't really have much
of an option, so I'm gonna stay right ring. Thanks, Sorry that
my turn is about. Basically, you just keeled like seventy's worth of damage.
Just say that's what happens. We're okay with that, Okay, okay,
I would like to attack golf girl. Okay, go girl, yes,
yeah, piss off more. Oh god, I'm just sitting there right
now, like I may get the most badass character. What the fuck?
Okay, I will use my special bullshit here oh my twenty two hit.
Yeah, so if I add the can I now add the one D four
then to the damage plus the one D four for the radium damage. Where'd
you get the other d fault? You don't get the radio damage are anymore?
It's gone? Okay, you just use the other one yeah yeah,
yeah, okay, But the other one's just for attack, isn't it.
Oh yeah no, I think it's for attack and saving throats right, yeah,
so it's for your attack roll, so you just get some damage.
I don't get to use it, okay, cool? So oh seven,
I'll do it next time, then seven, and then I will attack again.
Long bow ran huh yeah, everybody, send a tweet to Vertigo Gaming.
By the way, please, if I did a wonder for it wouldn't
do anything, so actual one. Yeah, give me a twenty for your
literally just roll. If it's a twenty, I'm leaving. I'm quitting the
show. Fourteen fourteen. You know what it is. Yeah, it's bad.
You already know what it is. It's happened. This will be the
third time it's happened. Drop my arrows, drop them all, yeah,
in the fire? Great? No, okay, you have no row.
All of your arrows fall into the fire and before you can grab a them.
Okay, they're all gone. Better have one you want to move?
No, that all right. I might actually back up a little bit,
but like there, all right. Otherwise no, the or eyes of Groom
move to overhear the side or Wire Ross. Oh, he's dead, and
they are going to remind me what they can do first ummm mm hmmm.
Okay, So the first thing they will try and do is kill Wireross.
He's a good boy, and they are going to try and stab him with
spears on the ground with advantage seventeen. So first off, neither of those
hit no, oh thank god, because I'm really attached to the one it
hits. But it hits like really well made, like Fort Smasher male like
dum like that. It hits the Fort Smasher logo. And were you gonna
do something? You have some weird reaction you can do? No, not
right now, no anymore now that I know they didn't hit it, all
right? Yeah. The next thing they do is craft spiritual weapons. Oh
god, so they create two more spiritual spears, um, and I'll put
them on the map again. I wish I just kept the other one from
before, but I didn't. So here we are. Why doesn't that spell
spear, Bradley. Come on, you're almost twenty one years old. You
can spell spear, can't you. Oh my god, that's a big sphere,
all right? One spear and who spear? And they appear on either
side of drift. Whoa? Why do I see that they casted this?
Yeah? They like they like they're like hard off jabbing at the dude on
the ground. They walk over, and then both of them just and then
two spears appear above you. Really and they will attempt to attack you with
the the spears on a nineteen and a fourteen all right, one spear stamps
at you for six four stamming. Okay, and then it is your tongue.
Okay, let me write that down. Oh god, a little damage.
Okay, Now we gotta think. Hmmm, okay, Berksley from m
we heard that. What was it? What did you say? What did
you say? Nothing? Exactly? All of these. To be fair,
they've been fighting all day. If I move from these spears, the spears
opportunity to attack. I don't think so, because they don't have reactions.
That's just a spear they've got. Okay, people and things have reactions.
Great that I was going to. The guys have to use their bonus action
to make them attack. Say it again, the orc guys of grums.
They have to use a bonus action to make the spears attack. They don't
get you, okay, So I think drift Mmmm. He sees the big
guy and he he knows that's the biggest threat. But he also sees this
guy to the north who's low on HPN, looks brutally beat up, and
he's getting attacked. And I hate seeing someone getting jumped. So I'm gonna
move to the north to right here. I run up and I'm gonna do
the same thing to this orchi of grooms. I'm gonna cast god yeah,
yeah, I'm gonna throw out the elders blast with the grapple once again.
So if one of them hit, I can grapple them ten feet to me
and uh say, pick on someone your own size and you just see me
like throwing out my elders blasts. Oh please boom twenty four mm and boom
eighteen Right, I'll pull them back three twelve damage and then do I get
a D thirty you get a three D ten? Yeah, three D ten,
three D ten, So twelve plus twenty two thirty six damage their thirty
four damage one tweet five number one both at the one guy, the top
one. I don't know if I'm allowed to split him, am I?
I am? Yes? I feel like, yeah, what wouldn't you be
able to Yeah, that's two separate things. You would definitely be able to
split him. And that's what I would have done differently from if it is
what it is, it is what it is. I up to you really,
yeah, whetting them for sure to get them off of him, grabbing
them both back. But I think the grass only works. Let me just
read it once once on each of your turns, so it'll only work on
one. So okay, so what the one do you want to drink?
The bottom one? So you drank him towards you. Mm hmm. He
goes off, but he's still live. Horific no way, so let's see
he's terminatoring it, motherfuckering it ship. Don't don't don't don't dunt dune,
don't dunt dun't dn't dune. Yeah? Does he does he at the beginning
of his turn after roll or is it a like three D ten or it's
only one time damage? Yeah? No, he'll have to take more damage
on his ten. Perfect and then the other guy to the north should have
taken a little damage, right would he? I did three and nine?
Yeah, because he can only do the crossing thing only on one. Such
a cool ability. It's and I have a push one too, so I've
never really gotten to use it. I wanted to. Uh, there's ton
or are you moving more or whatever? He'll get an opportunity of attack right
if I move. Yeah, Yeah, I am, I'm I'm I'm done
and I'm just gonna yell out keep pulling him into the fire. Just as
you see me like with back for like another one. All rights, I'd
like to call out to Ero Ero help me with wad. I'm going for
him, and I point to the big the big beast. What yeah,
I need your help though, All right, Rain, I have faith in
you fox Stake, and I will use a bardic inspiration on Rin and then
I will uh, we don't have our radiant dam at anymore, but I
will try and use my short bow again. Now the orcive grooms. Is
he standing up in the fire? Yeah, all right, I'm going to
take a shot at the the probably will die, I don't know if he
takes the damage. At the end of the turn, I will aim for
Are these orcs up here at high ground or are they about the same height?
Would I get disadvantage if I aim at them. They're They're only up
like ten ft. It's not high ground really. All right? Then I
will aim at one of these orcs there with my short bow that was given
to me by McKinnon. What. Unfortunately it's an it. Yeah, that's
a miss. As you fire, it launched upwards and that will be it
for my turn. Okay, h McKinnon hmmm, I think McKinnon and the
other archer are gonna panic fire at the giant orc that's just wailing on everybody
nearby. So let's well two attack rolls for them, one and two.
The first one I will roll a D ten to add the next one.
The second archer gets a crip, wow, what one D zero five,
turning that thirteen into an eighteen, which is a miss. McKinnon misses,
but the second one does hit four. M I'm sorry, and eighteen was
a miss. Eighteen was a miss girth goal Okay, yeah, yeah,
she gets to add another D ten to that though, wow, my,
just fucking Actually it's a it's two D ten because all damage dice are doubled,
all right, A natural one on the second one eleven, So in
total she does twenty three damage to golf goal. You just see an arrow
just it probably hits him in like in the stomach or somewhere where it really
hurts, and he actually probably reacts because that's a nice, big shot,
great shot. She's kind of like, yeah, yes, she goes to
fire and behind cover. She gets behind cover the ocher McKinnon bro flexm persuasion
check on McKinnon because she's freaking out as she missed eighteen, she gets behind
cover red archer arsenal God, yeah, easily. Uh, Archer's eye activated,
and I'll fire the LOMBO twenty one on the main guy. Sorry,
is it don't have to use your D ten on the attack. You can
damnit use it on damage right here? Yeah, boom eight damage plus one
D ten, which I'm gonna get a seven. You're gonna get a ten,
eleven eleven damage. Another one comes in. You see him take another
eleven and then the archer is going to move. Is this half cover down
here on the south? Wait, I can't go any lower than that?
Uh it is? You can't go? Oh you can't? Why can't you?
You can? Oh, weird, weird you can get into cover behind
that? Yeah, drop my okay, sorry my window is being weird grabbing
it now? Cool and I'm just gonna yeah, thank you? Perfect?
All right, Blue, all right, we'll figure it out. I had
to extend this map during the week, and it was really really difficult because
I had to extend it upwards, and roll twenty extends maps downwards when you
may never mind roll twenty d ms out there in my pain. All right,
that's perfect. Valkyri Okay, yeah, I'm going to fire my bow
with my awesome archer's eye. That's at this dude here, can you yeah?
I just spent that I lost my entire last YEARN didn't I you don't
have any arrows left Blue Valkyries. That's okay, this is what we get,
wet, we just for Fox's sake. Okay, well, miss going
to fire and arrow homie? Do you want to move? Yes? I
will actually, yeah, I'm going to back up down here. Okay,
go Goal's turn. Oh god, mm hmmm go Goal is going to stomp
on Terran's body? What the fuck? Crunches into the corpse of Terran,
breaks his back, and turns around to uh what dead? He ain't happened?
Now to the stone scorn and Stripe gets an attack of opportunity if you
want to oh, yes that's me I forgot yes, yes, sorry,
yes, definitely bitch down. Oh thank you? Miss wing him as he
just it's a twenty seas Wow, that's steps around. Wait does he still
have his one D four bonus? Only? You know, I don't know
if you've used it. I don't even know what this thing was you used
to hear the Knights leadership. Yes, all right, come on, I'm
on im stride is twenty two? Is a miss? Is a hit?
I'm kidding, yeah you you, yeah, you bring the great sword along
the back of god Goll's legs or fourteen slashing damage? Fuck you, And
that probably says, and you do your fourteen slashing damage to the back of
this of the orc's leg All right, goth goal on his is how is
he looking at that poor little training baby priest going two go to priest,
gonna eat him like the fucking rank or the priest this fifteen? Oh say
it? Unfortunately I'm the priest. So the priest needs to make a strength
say on a fourteen, that's a fail, so he takes an extra three
D six So in total he wanted to be wrong. One rip. God
Gold just just like probably crunches onto Terrence back and just backhands the priest like
thirty feet away, and the priest's neck to snow at his head twists around
and he's launch spinning through the air. He lands in a kind of crumpled
mess. Blue Valkyrie probably lets out a scream because that is her husband and
he is dead. Golf Gold turns his attention to captain stone Sworn. Now
let's see. Yeah, he's gonna then move to here and then better attack
of opportunity right for the archers as well in McKinnon. Oh when you move
in, no, because he's moving the interaction out of range another fift towards
stone Sworn, and the stone Sworn needs to make a saved because that is
a hit on twenty four stone Swann's pretty that is a fail. Oh,
dear old again, I mean to roll this sixteen. If he gets twenty
is dead. It's alive, but he is punched thirty feet away, which
lands him in the lava. Hey, why not have drift roll here three
D ten since you've got it in your library of damage up, you're you're
making me kill stones one? Yeah, all right now if I get all
ones, bitch, fuck you got one? The uh the goth Gold turns
around and then just you see you see uh Stone swe like bring his sword
up and he turns as if to shout towards you, like just make bang,
and he is not straight backwards towards you, rin hero, he hits
the lava next to you. It's it's not that deep, like it's not
a river. It's just on top of the thing. So he hits it
and then just ignites. As he rolls over, you see the red of
the Rose god armor ignite. And he's probably already dead as he hits the
fire, but he ignites and then lands face down. His sword fucking launches
away from him and lands on the other side of the river, and Captain
stone Sworn is dead. And the Orc turns his attentions to the did he
take? So he took the sixteen plus the sixteen plus the eighteen. He
took a sixteen plus the sixteen plus the eighteen. Yeah, the other one
was on his pot. How much damage is that? Who can quick math
that twenty six? Oh my god? Yeah, it was devastating. Yeah,
he's just a mess. And now he's igniting, and this this lava
burns them up quick. He kind of sinks into it and you can see
that he's can hear the bands on his plate as melting. He's just a
fiery, burnt corpse. The Orc kind of like looks across you, hero,
and you rim and then turns to the archers behind him. Let's see
here. Oh my god, does he have any movement left? Oh?
He does, all right? How many fucking turns, does he get Jesus
Christ? Yeah, it is bullshit. He's going to try and stomp on
this other archer first. He's just going to do both of them here one
as he's stomping through that, Oh my god, and say twenty five to
hit, which is successful. Hit on the first archer for eight, legending
damage to her. She like he kind of hits the ground near her,
and she kind of like stumbles backwards and she starts to like move away as
he turns around to towards them both again and another stomping foot sixteen on those
archers is makes it breaks it hit as he hits her again for thirteen.
So he just comes around the corner and then probably just kicks this archer and
she's just like and she stumbles backwards, and you see him here, let's
see here. I'm gonna make him do an insight check first. I'm gonna
roll it over here with my real dice because I found him by the way,
I've been looking for him for a while and Emma found them. I
have real dicesen rolling the string. Wow, all right? He looks to
you, EO, and then a huge grin appears across his face, and
then he turns back around and looks towards McKinnon. Oh God, priest is
dead. Stone Sworn is dead. So we are on m Stride's turn.
Whoever is in control of Mstride If you want rp inspression, m Stride is
a hot head. Yeah. Mstride sees Captain stone Sworn fly pass and he
just says shut down, no, you great white fuck and he rushes forward
and he will try and swing his that's not try and click. He's gonna
click the correct thing. He's gonna go ahead and attack with his great swords.
Some nine, my god, and nine is unfortunately a miss. Yeah,
he's probably like swings it towards him. Goskal has like big iron braces
on and he probably just bats it to one side, weakling the blood horribile
rise, end of your time. Uh yeah, yeah, he's he's got
nothing else. I guess, all right? Where off it on the ground.
He stumbles up and gets to his feet, uses half of this movement,
gets up and as he gets up, he's looking at the orc that's
in front of him, and as he gets up, he kind of brings
it with him and just brings the great acts just tries to take it straight
up, trying to cut this orc down. All right, give me the
attack, brom gonna go with up all right, skiboo, that's gonna be
fourteen slashing damage to that beast of a creatures. Brad question when God Girl
has been doing his special ship, has the Ring been doing anything special?
Pretty much, anytime he cast any sort of magic, the Ring is active.
Sorry, when he's when he's punching and stuff, he's just ginormous and
strong. So yeah, so you you slash this as you're standing up were
Ross brings his Uh, he doesn't get the leadership saying does he because he
did it? Sort up you you Yeah, you use yours. You get
one. I think you need a short rest or something like that to get
it back. So yeah, you get one of a day kind of thing.
Yeah, but you bring a slice across the the or eye of Grooms,
the one which isn't in the fire. And he likes seeing. He
was kind of concentrating on drift and what was happening with the fire, his
comrade on fire and he sees you with the sword runs up one side of
him. He turns to we're us and says, your brothers will Lot die,
we shall rebuild on the ass of Rose God. In the distance,
there's other like lot Or screaming like they do. Bringing up to nineteen.
Did you do the damage to that orc? Yep, I think I think
it must be glitching me because I can see his wife. No, you
can see that lads. I made it so that you can see them to
get an idea of how much age the box. He should be a threason
because he wasn't seventeen when I did the attack. He wasn't. Oh,
he wasn't. No, the only damage he's taken so far, I'm looking
at weird. I'm looking at weirs or giving me nineteen looks over at the
group and I'd like to take a moment for semi role plays. He's like
fighting the arcs that are in front of him. We have to go.
He yells at the others and hoping for a response. Is he's fighting?
You can all respond briefly. No one responds, Okay, I'll scream out.
I'll scream out, no, what you have in fun of you?
And move up nineteen Then kind of like sits there for a second, takes
a deep breath, and he goes for a where is it? Where is
it? All right? I'm reading something really quick. He just goes for
a straight attack on the orc that's right in front of him, the one
that's about to die, or the one that looks like it's about dead,
and he's just going to be going out. I'm with with a regular attack
with the ruby long sword for a twenty two. He goes with an eight
slashing damage. How would you like to kill him? I would say that
as he like screams that, he goes where have to go? He like
wildly swings cuts the orc's head off. You're next, and he points at
the one next to him. And as he points at the one next to
him, he is going to go ahead him most likely No nineteen a mile
job job, right, There's so many things I could do. I just
want to make sure something is uh okay, okay. He's going to go
ahead and not do a damn thing other than pass his turn because he can't
move because he got an opportunity to attack and he doesn't want that either.
All right, it brings it arin. There's a lot of thinking to go.
I look at Ero after nineteen is like we should go and I agree
with nineteen, but I'm hesitating because I know McKinnon's in danger and I know
how Euro feels about her. So I'm kind of looking at Euro for permission
if I see goth Gall go after McKinnon. I'm sort of doing the thing
where I'm like frantically trying to analyze the situation. So you can see my
attention is not on you. Yep, that's fine. I'm like, I'm
trying to figure everything out, Like my attention split, so I'm trying.
Hero has that look of like you know how in the Sherlock movies where he's
trying to fucking like process and do all the math. That's the look that
Ero has on his face right now. Are you scared or is it more
like detached analyzed or are you analyzing? Okay, oh my god, this
is so dumb, but I think Ring would do it. I'm I'm gonna
charge this fucking idiot. I'm going to charge the big giant. What yeah,
yeah, yep, all right, whatever, peebe that it was me
that gets fifty dollars if it's a killing. No, I know, and
like you said, a near knowledge and all that, Like I know,
it's gone but I think Grin would do it, so okay, so I'm
gonna go ahead. Do it leaves a little bit of hesitation, and I
feel don't you think he is filled with anxiety right now? But I think
Rin would do it in a heartbeat for Aero. So okay, I am
going to attack this guy. And I do have Ero's inspiration, right,
Oh Jesus, Okay, I will use Oh yeah, I'm going to hold
on. I just have to double check something really quickly. Stunning strike is
any neely right? Not just my fists? Yes, it is. Okay,
then I will attack with this spear done this bitch? Yeah? Oh
god? Hold on? D eight Yeah inspiration? What you still have your
dford? You did use your deforder, I used mine. That's okay,
but that's okay. I get a second attack, so I will just do
it again. Okay, no inspiration on this one. We have advantage nine?
No, we don't have advantage. He did. I think you're hitting
him, but you can feel that it's just like it's hitting tough skin or
muscle or something that's under his clothing. Yeah, okay, give me a
perception check now at this place, okay, and I have to walk nine.
Okay, I think that's probably enough for you to notice that down one
of his arms there are symbols of the Prititan tattoos. Do you recognize on
him? Oh? My god, how many does he have? He only
has two on this side. I have more than him, this cunt.
Okay, sorry, on this arm you can see too. And it's the
first two. Okay, okay, Oh man, that just fills me with
rage for sure, one hundred percent. Okay. I was gonna say,
I'm torn between do I use my bonus action. I'm only I don't want
anybody to say anything. I'm only saying this that the viewers can understand what
I'm thinking right now. Do I use my bonus action to try to hit
him two more times? Or do I bail? And I think if I
see those tats, if rinn Caso test those tattoos, one hundred percent,
she's gonna just stay and do two more. So I will use I will
use my bonus attacktion action to attack him twice more. Okay, fucking idiot.
Wo yes, twenty two. I will spend a key point to stun
this bitch. Let's go, so he has to do a constitution save in
throw here fail and what is the attack look like? Oh yeah, I
just like punched the symbols on his arm. I'm like you, son of
a bitch, and I absolutely just what does he need to be? Uh?
Less than yeah? Less than a nineteen for sure? All right?
Well he rolled at nineteen. Well he still takes five damage. He takes
five damage? You say you're doing another attack or was it just one more?
There's one more? Come on these con modifiers and eight? Yeah,
I will say, is it is a con save that he has? If
you look yeah, oh sorry, I'm so sorry. You just ding him
again like a mosque. Yeah he he probably turns on you as well,
rin and then looks down and says, so this is the dog heart I
expected more of the one which did so much damage to our leader. I
hate him. Did I hear that? Yeah? I mean he's a giant,
so I'm sure he's not. He's not being quiet unless yeah, unless
sure in a middle of a fight anyways. But still it's up to you
if you want to hear it. It's more than yeah, uh, all
right. Bringing us to the the groups fors themselves, right, the first
one Rommio three D ten drip goodbye baby. Twenty four he's like flailing around
in front of you. He did the second one and it deletes his spiritual
weapon as well. The second one will try and spear attack the the night
Wereros and then spiritual weapon you. So that's say twenty three on Weiros and
a sixteen on you drift because his spiritual weapon and it is coming after you
are still okay, wait, which one is we're hitting? Where us twenty
three? The sixteen does not hit me, sixteen doesn't hit you, and
the twenty three does hit Wereros. I think, yeah, so that is
just five five we're ass The two of them are kind of He's got a
spear out and he's jabbing at Whirross Whereros is kind of trying to parry with
a sword, but he gets through punctures part of his plate armor, his
armors all bent and messed up from the hit he took earlier on and then
with one hand hes you kind of just attempts to use the spiritual weapon to
jab at you drift, but you avoid it. And that's the end of
their turn. I've just realized that the Orcs are not on here anymore.
And they went after Golf goals, so I need to read them. I
don't know, oh because I deleted that. Oh shit, it's no big
deal. This suck um, so I need to add them after golf goal.
Let's give some attacks from the one towards you nineteen twenty five row Christ
That is fourteen slashing damage on you as the orc in front of you brings
this great axe into your armor? How much da is it? Fourteen fortune?
The other orcs above you drift start launching javelin can help A can a
concentration spell? Yes it is you get a roll? Who is a hit?
I think? Yep? Oh yeah yeah, give me a give me
a concentration yeah, conceive. You take seven piercing damage from one of these
javelins, which is and eight is a foil, so your concentration on the
Beacon of Hope drops and then one two three coming at you again drift but
with disadvantage one to three, and then two towards Ero with disadvantage at fifteen
and a nineteen. How many of those pit you drift two one to nine
and eight piercing damage each. The two of the orcs over the other side
are like Olympians as they launched these javelins over and then and then there's Christ.
There are so many orcs over there eero to come towards you. And
did you say two hits? Sorry I don't I don't know what numbers?
Fifteen? Yeah, oh, because you said there were two with disadvantage?
Oh yeah, twelve sorry, nineteen and twelve. The twelve was a miss.
The nineteen is a hit. All right? This is it. It's
just the seven. Fuck? Fuck? All right? Have you taken all
that damage of all? Twenty is glitch now, isn't it? It's it
is it's not showing my dam my AHEV is way lower than forty five?
Yeah, all right, m okay, so um. Then it's drift.
It's your turn. Oh great Jesus. Yeah. Are there orcs to the
northeast? No? No, not that I see. Give me a perception
check, thank you. Twenty two there is something to the northeast? What
there is something up there? You see? I got excited real quick.
It's gambles a figure and you hear drift and it's optional to the rest of
you want to hear it? You can you hear a voice and drift.
You see a small form crawl over a boulder and start looking around and it's
a it's a dwarf. Your reactions as you see a dwarf and he's got
this kind of like double mohawk. I don't know how to describe what that
is that runs down his back run across the top of his bald head,
and he's got a couple of scars on his face. He's got a big,
kind of awesome looking longbow that's way oversized for eminent axe and he he
says, never fear Stove Boots is here. And you see a figure.
He doesn't look like the stout Boots that you know though, And then you
see this little dwarf. You see this dwarf. Look, he doesn't at
the white hawk and he says, hooray, who's the one that killed my
brother? Then, because you're going down, this is Stubby stout Boots and
this is this is actually a Patreon NPC, but but the there is a
difference. This NPC was submitted by oprah Max and they said I just wanted
to be Stubby, a Dwarf ranger, and then they wrote do whatever you
want with him, I don't care what, And I was like, because
you've not made this the most specific two page long essay. You just got
a wicked character and I made him stubby stout Boots. This is this is
our other stout boots, older brother. And he appears is the people with
them? No, he's by himself. He's a one man army. He
appears and he goes off the drifts turn pulling this like giant bow out and
starting to run towards where where you all y'all are? And for the record,
he's in the top right of the screen on the map. Do you
mind if I just yell out to him real quick, one quick line,
Yeah, you can do. I would just be like, do you see
any openings into the volcano? Who the fuck are you? We're on your
side? Yeah, I bet? Yeah? Is that all I'm getting from
him? He didn't funk about you. He's like running towards the White Orc
in this moment. I just give me an insight drift inside. Yeah,
anything for you. M so drunk. He's got like a bottle of wine
in one hand and a whiskey in the other, and he's like pocket in
one and trying to grab for his long bar. Kay mkay, okay,
you can thank Max for that. Okay, this is gonna get interesting.
I'm like hurting. Yeah, you guys wouldn't mind not dying on me,
would you. Yeah, well that's the hope. That'd be great. I'm
he's considering it. Okay, uh, I know I'm gonna I'm gonna keep
it. Let me see, let me see. No, I'm gonna I'm
gonna take care of this one last guy to the north right, I'm gonna
kill. I'm gonna do the same thing I've been doing. I'll just blast.
I'm gonna try and pull him into this flower right here, this perfect
direction. He'll go right here into the flava, and I'm gonna try and
yeah, here we go. So you just see me, like look over
and I see that that rin is over there, which makes me nervous.
But I know we got to take care of this last like big dude,
because he's they're like bigger than normal works right, Yeah, these guys are
like in like weird priest garb and they've got there. I mean, all
of the orcs are similar size, but they're like big and tank. You
looking, they got big so high I'm going to yep, I'll just blast,
so you just see me throw out another. I'll just blast this guy
to the northeast. Twenty four is a hit. It will also put pull
him. Yeah, let me see twenty four, and I'll do one more
at him obviously. Actually I could choose someone else. I'm also gonna for
the second one. Hmmm, I'm gonna eldritch. No, I'm gonna keep
it on him. I want him dead, all right, give me both
eldrits blasts. Boom ten, that's a miss, give me all the damage
one eldress blast. Uh did sixteen? Why did it do that? Did
you click it once? I thought I did. Yeah, then it's the
six Give me the three D ten, ten thirty, please, for the
love of Pete twenty two. Oh my god, the amount of health he
has left is twenty eight. So does that kill him? Yeah? Exactly,
exactly. Sorry, Sorry, I didn't know if it was the plus.
Okay, cool. I got really concerned for a second. John,
You just you just like yeah, boom boom. Two false hits and then
he's dragged forwards as he's like pulled into the into the flava. He just
looks up for you block cord, and then you're just gonna see me instantly
start taking off with my Here was my only other question? Can I lay
under the flava where this stuff can't? No? Never mind, dumb question.
All right, cool, I'm gonna try. I'm just gonna take off
to the east and sort of like you know, meet up with Stubby,
but like be there, be in range to fight. Okay, then stop
the stout boots turn What the fuck can you do? Can you do anything?
Where are you do anything? Wild? Oh? Yeah, he's this
guy? All right, Okay, he is going to run to the edge
of this thing. You can't see that, but here he's running to there.
He's run down from here and he is now in range to pull out
his long bow, and he does so. He pulls out that weirdly large,
kind of ornate looking longboat kind of curls and twists at the end,
and he is going to fire with stuff. He's plus one long burrow.
Wow, that's a nine. He does have multy tame and nineteen. You
just see him kind of like stumbling forward. Is his feet kind of get
precariously close to the edge of this like it's something like ten feet drop and
he just pulls this bow out and just pay you. Boster completely misses and
and he fires one on target. This one's going in the buck of your
head and it hits some of the armored parts of golf Cole's armor and he
shouts again, are you the barst Kilmer? We brother you, but you
know it's you in there. He's better than I've been searching for you.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be sick and bring sister. I
wish I still had this flashing sound on my sound I got rid of it,
Okay, Seeing Rin, seeing McKinnon dealing with this, I'm frantically trying
to look around and see what I can do, and then it dawns on
me. First, Yes, I am going to use my Mantle of Inspiration
as a bonus action, which will I can cast this on a number equal
to my charisma modifier. So that's five people. So nineteen Drift, Wrenn,
McKinnon and Mstride are going to gain my Mantle of Inspiration, which is
a temp eight hp end. You also get to use if you want as
a reaction your your speed. You can move right now without taking damage.
No, you uh to be opportunity attack still without provoking a top opportunity attacks.
Wow, so you gave it to McKinnon, mstride, Einstein and drift
and writ and writ. All right, so you can use the reaction.
Correct. You have to use your reaction if you want to move your speed.
If you do not provoke attacks of opportunity. Bless you. I'm gonna
fine, but I'll wait you. You first, and you just saved my
life. I think I am also going to cast suggestion mm hmmm on girth
goal and I am going to say, go die in a fire pitch waffle.
I think that ring would be safer in her company. You should give
it to her for safe keeping in a point to ring. Holy shit,
what what what do I? What do I need to roll wisdom saving through
a wisdom saving throw? You can't be that wise? Can he? Actually?
He is that wise? Thank you for reminding me. Oh yeah,
at ten, that's a fail. Let's go. Yeah, put a ring
on it. Yeah, the congratulations to the nowts. So sorry you said
specifically it would be better given to rin. Yes, he like he looks,
he looks up at his hand and you see him put a hand over
the ring on his hand. There's this kind of energy that's around the ring.
Oh no, as he's like, he's beginning to pull at the ring.
He looks down at you, Rin and says, they call you a
ring now questioning that questioningly. Well, to be fair, I didn't use
her name. I pointed to her. Oh sorry, I thought you okay,
he he He pulls at the pulls at the ring a little bit while
looking at you, then to wreck on it a little and he says,
such a shame. This ring allows me such great power so as not to
be charmed by little shrinks. He's immune to charm. And that is also
where we're going to end today's episode, because John has children them. You
could just do is have you or smashed Drift real quick? Kill him?
Then we don't know we should do that. You can? You can.
I'm allowing that option if you'd like to Drift to instantly die at this point.
Let me just say this. Let me just say this, guys.
He in a private message is like, can we go longer? And I
was like, I can go like ten minutes over, but but you know,
went more minutes. Bradley one along with two kids, and Brad says,
yeah. Another reason to never have children's literally the main reason to not
have children, Like oh do you want to never have fun again? All
right? Yeah? Sure, just have children you like it when that's sick
on you and stuff that's gotta be fun. If we didn't end it right
now, we would all die. So I saved us once again. You
guys can think the same next week before we end though, because I will
forget it. I want to use that reaction that you just move yourselves where
you want to move yourself. I will forget You're right, Do you have
anything else to do on your turn? Uh? No, So I'll just
personally, I mean I probably would haven't. I probably would have been like
if'renn moved back, I would have stayed where I was. McKinnon ran
as well over it toward June. That was the end of the Uh the
guys are running drifted nineteen. You're running. Uh No, I just moved
to the right. Okay, okay, possibly running okay, but I mean
like running way down next time. That was like one of the most fun
battles I've ever had, Like it was so fun. That was very strong.
No, no, not even dude. That guy's got so much,
so much to do, you know, it scares me. Before we just
get by a big white or that that will never receive fifty dollars. You
might, you might, I don't know. We'll find out the results of
the eventually, we'll find out the results of the bet. All right,
Well, that brings us to the end of the stream. Thank you so
much for watching people out there. Next week we will continue, if a
feeling that there's going to be a couple of episodes that might go like this
towards the end, because one, when D and D hits like five levels
plus players, they can do so much more on a turn. Everything we
can do weird, every turn takes a long time, and I stopped being
able to actually control how long an episode takes. So I just give up
and just see where it lands. So we'll see how it goes. Maybe
this fight will take three more episodes. Maybe they'll all die in the first
turn next week. Who knows. We'll find out next time, and then
you can continue. You've got to you've got a few things to do.
You've got to still got to climb up the mountain, and you're in the
mountain. A long rest. When you take a long rest, I mean,
oh my god, you probably do need some sort of long rest.
Long rest. One minute ago you wanted to scream and run up the mountain
and just not worry about anything else. But now you want an eight hour
rest, all right, Yeah, I really do. I see I'm facetiously
saying that because I want it, but I know want Well, maybe you
can have a rest in that cave with the long stick because you can go
and see him again, remember him take full circle. I love that.
I love that too, motherfucker. In the first thing is he goes and
r all initiatives. There was a long sticks to do. The first thing
I said was that the long stick waits around the entrance of caves. Yeah,
there's a little there's a little drift doll riding on his back. Now
right, it's become alive and it rides him and it's like it's like users
power. Yeah, we'll see, we'll see eventually. Maybe I don't know
who knows what's going on, but we'll find out on the upcoming episode of
Total Stor. We will be here next week. But until then, you
can go and see some of these people pop from John Samon, who's going
to be very busy bringing up children, loser. The rest of us just
play video games and stuff. John where come people find you when you all
playing video games and stuff? Twitch dot TV, Slash, John Salman,
YouTube, John Saman Twitter, John saman Tv, Instagram, John Saman There's
a lot of me around the internet, so you want to come stay hi
on any of them. I'd love that. Today was so fun. It's
really good, so happy I got to use something that I took so long
ago and never got to you. I always wanted to pull someone into like
a pit, and I tried it in like episode two or three when I
got it, and I remember and you're like, all right, well that
didn't really work. I remember trying to pull them off like an edge or
like into like a cat. Didn't work. So it's nice to like,
I don't know this, only did you like pull them? You pulled them
into flava, like completely back to the beginning. I mean a lot of
the time, sometimes I'll just slam down a battle map, and sometimes I'll
purposefully put things on there that you can hide behind or use and stuff,
and most into that most people never use any of the stuff on the map.
They just do what it says on their character shoot and stuff. So
like utilizing like there's a reason I put that flava there and stuff like I
want you to use these things. There's rocks and ship you know whatever,
totally splash them with flava and who had burned your damage? Well we'll find
out next Yeah. Yeah, well I'm glad that you did kind of use
it and stuff. That's why, that's why I put that stuff on them.
All right, we'll go and see mister John slam mayn And if you
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there. Oh that's sweet of you, and I'm going on there and now
I'm waiting for more. I'm just one of those people like I wonder one
I think I did. I think I did that in twenty fifteen. It
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whether it's Wax Stevens drawing a cat. I don't care what it is
you will be doing for twenty four hours straight tomorrow in a very special Wax
even draws a cat hyper realistic cat stream. But did I just spoil it?
It doesn't matter. We needed to announce it anyway. He has to
do it now. All right, We'll go go and follow Tiger Writer on
YouTube and someone else who's really good at drawing cats, pumpkin Berry. Hello,
I'm Pumpkinberry. You guys can find me at Twitch and Twitter at Pumpkinberry,
but Instagram since we're talking about instagrams at Pumpkinberry dot tv. Very exciting
stuff. Tomorrow I will be GMing our dark thriller horror show Nocturn, and
I'd love to see you for that and otherwise I will see you again.
Oh I just realized it won't be on Friday. I will see you next
Monday because our show's over on Friday. So Friday show. Oh, just
have it for the last year and a half to say I'll see you on
Friday. But yeah, I'll see you next Monday. And then on my
channel, I play games and stuff and get cyber bullied by Brad. So
should come check that out because that's a good time. Yeah, it's always
a good time when I'm cyber bullying people. Everyone loves it. Someone else
who loves cyber bullying because I feel like, Whack cyber bullies me and then
I take that out on PB. So really TV needs to attack Jay and
then Jay can cyber bully Whack and we can just do this like this circle's
come full circle, mister Steven, cyber bullying is not a joke. Oh
my god. That freaked me out. Well done, Oh my god done.
Yeah, I'm in a brief moment of confusion. Freaked me out so
bad. I was looking. I was like, are in discordant? Did
you just like what he He's actually recorded some narration things for me, like
she was lying. Okay, I love it so much. I use it
in my stream all the time. I'm Wax Stephen. I am normally the
DM or GM of Doom, but today I've played Eero Deer with the Headache
for you. I hope you enjoyed the episode today and I am had I
had like a pretty fair idea that that wouldn't work with the ring, but
it had I had to try. Yeah, so good if it did work,
so I had to give it a try. So I guess we'll find
out what happens next time with that. Otherwise, you guys can check me
out on Zero Blue or Ryan our anime AF Mecca show that we do with
with Brad and Pebe on there as well as just the Walrus and Hello,
it's Colo as well as Mathematic. You should check that out. It's super
awesome and there's a lot of explosions and mecca sounds and we've done a lot
of work on the show and it's a lot of fun. Come check it
out. And uh yeah, make sure you check out the tilta Fi link
for Saint Jude because we've had people from a bunch of other streams. Zopbot
had like a ton of donations for Saint Jude. That's where that's where all
that money came from, by the way, Yeah, Jay said it.
Jay said it. He's like, yeah, we've got a bunch of people
on the team for that campaign for the thing. And he's like, because
it doesn't have all the donations, I'm like, where did this money come
from? I'm like, it doesn't list it on there. Other players have
been joining the team to kind of like help. Yeah, so we've been
doing pretty good on the Saint Jude stuff. But make sure that if you
if you have some extra money laying around you, you you throw it down
at the kids there, you know, get get some help for those kids.
And Saint Jude. It's a it's a wonderful thing. It's a research
hospital that it helps kids with diseases. And I mean it just did a
double boy. It just cured bubble boy disease. What else are you going
to spend your money on, Let's be honest, coffeelas or tea? I
mean, who would spend a ridiculous amount of money on tea? I mean,
let's be honest, how much were talking. I've spent a ship little
quite a bit of money on tea. I was about to say, I
guess so hard. You don't even know dollars floppy day. I love tea,
fucking see you. Ironically, I have not spent a lot of money
on tea as the only British person here. Uh don't care about it,
all of it. I drink coffee. We drink coffee in this house where
we were brought up by Nickelodeon. I'm just as much of an American in
my brain as you long. You know, unlikely, trust me, you
don't even understand, all right. I voted for Bill Clinton. What's his
name? I don't know? All right, Well, thanks very much for
watching. We'll be back next week to see what this loot do. And
in the meantime you can go and watch one of them people always right,
like what happens to Brad at the end of the stream, the moment that
we stop playing the actual game, you die. My brain goes, we're
done, let go stop trying, and then I go, it's time to
stop and relax now because I just let go. It's the very end.
It's one am, and I've done a whole day. And then I'm like,
man, I'm going to our sleep now and I'm going to sleep now.
Okay, bye, okay bye. If you want to listen to that
podcast. We have a Patreon and it's the five dollar tier, I think
off the top of my head, five dollar a month. We do a
DM podcast, by the way, just in case you're ever wondering what some
of the other Patreon things is, because we haven't mentioned it for a while.
One of them is a DM sort of GM roundtable podcast where me,
Whack, PB and J just relentlessly attack each other for an hour and somewhere
in there we try and get some GM, GM or DM tips to do
with like building dungeons or how do you build a city or where do you
start building a campaign from and stuff like that. So if you wanted to
see that, you can well you can't see it. You can listen to
it though by becoming a Patreon pleasure type. All right, bye bye Pi
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