I'll say it. Hello everyone, Welcome to episode thirty six of Kaid Dungeons
and Dragons. In this episode, Daniel Green has a pitch neve in his
neck, So if you see him stretch, I won't mention. Guys,
don't think you don't If he stretches, it's it's fine. It's just because
of his pitch nove. But don't think about for our blind listeners. You
don't have to worry about that. Yeah, yeah, good, Yeah,
keep you Yeah. Unless he makes noises? Are you Are you a noise
stretcher? Because when I stretch, I really do make noises like proper.
He makes I go all out. I call them like dad noises, just
like I do, just Taylor, because if I was in a class US,
one I make grunts and two I'm gassy like I can't. Yeah,
oh yeah, propolar, I am also a grunter and a farta just like
again, we're just men. We're men. I consistently grudts and fart,
just on a daily basis. I feel like that Beanie is freaking awesome.
Thank you. It's my friend Choo. She made it very cool. It's
only the conversation. I'm sorry, it's so good. You did detail it
off groaning and farting, which is probably a good thing. A yeah,
thirty six six thirty six, that is three plus six is nine. If
you yeah, it sure is true. That's something to think about, guys.
For those at home, I'd think of eleven being greater than four.
That's what I think of often. Well, what's that called digital routes?
The digital world of thirty six is nine. That means if you had you
would be able to open the number nine door in nine nine. Anyway,
let's let's again. The last thing that happened was Palmer is alive. By
the way, Palmo is alive. You did spare her. She's tied up
next to a burning chandelier, well burnt out. Anthony the firefighter, which
this is the first time it's been relevant that he's a firefighter, put out
the fire. He was the one who caused the fire. Well, you
may explode in a ball of flamb you know what, Sometimes you do have
to fight fire with fire. That is a thing. It was a team
effort. He made the grease, yes, and the shark dropped the chandelier.
That was anybody qualified to use a flamethrower. It would be me because
I'm a fire inspector. I'm a professional. All right. You know Funck
the fire Brigrade. You know that song? Oh yeah, in my time
they have it, SCHWABERTI sings it. Yeah, fire department running by and
announced just to fry your apartment, shout out that. Yeah, it's a
good song. It's a legitimate song. Looking up. Oh, it is
an actual thing. It's a it's a commentary on corrupt police. I was
gonna say that it's very good. Yeah, it's very good. Okay,
So you guys are currently still in the church locale with say your introductions of
these episodes again worse and worse? Who who? Who is even on this
show? Oh? Yeah, sorry? Who? The characters are fucking sex
Genuinely, I'm going to forget today. Guys. At the beginning of every
episode, you need to remind me listen, I must be doing a good
job, because his Majesty Kinghood has just gifted twenty. I'm here with Briggs
Norman, Hi guy, thanks for the sub gamers. I'm here with Anthony
Teking one on one firefighter. Yeah I don't know, it's profession. Go
on, firefighter, firefighter, like say, have it a fighting game,
the Shark, Daniel Green one piece spoiler and go fuck you, Cody Schwabedy.
I'm not caught up. You will be soon though. So the seven
to eleven cashier. That's what Tody's job really in the eighties. Oh my
god, I really charged. We were just announcing our professions. Yeah,
oh yeah, no Cody did that. Actually I don't know. Yeah,
he doesn't actually make money from going to the gym. He just he does.
He It's just it's a side thing right now. It's not his man
gig. He's a personal trainer, Tody Ander like mister Universe, kind of
like like a weightlifting or bodybuilding competitions. He's not, he's not. He's
not. All right, I got you, all right. So you guys
are in this church in the lungs was captured. Palmer is captured. She's
on the ground, one hp, hands tied. She is shouting expectives at
you. I'm gonna try to patch her up so she doesn't dive. So
if you're burn injuries all over but oh yeah, she's got burned scars all
over her. Yeah, it's all right, ma'am, ma'am. Please just
let me help you. She is conscious. She is conscious, she's angry,
she's you will but in hell? Yeah, please, Now, if
you elevate your heart rate any higher, you could have a stroke. Calm
down, here brings us. Just got out his big go car for the
episode. I putted them all up glaced over to my side. I have
all Okay, well she is yeah, we can just leave her here.
She's stable. To leave me here, I am stand. I mean she's
covered. Oh, she's clearly unstabled. She's very she could die easily in
this condition. There's two priests here to look after. The priests look over.
Do any of you know how to deal with a severe burn victim?
They both look at each other, then look at you, and then shake
their head. All right, I mean I can. I can cure wounds
on her, which will Yeah, that none of her wound that we like.
I forgot that magic exists. That would make it so much better in
my world if we had magic. Yeah, I'm going to cast q wouns
just the first level. Damn. Wow, damn, that's like the best
q wouns. She possibly could too, but only first level. Of course,
you forgot. Reinvigorate us. So she breaks out all right, he
burns, just heel up like skin graft and immediately that's nice, that's cool.
I will still have some like burnt scars, you know that make her
character. You'll be fine, You're out of the worst of it. It
will look more interesting from a character design perspective. Yeah, but she's still
beautiful. By the way, the art of Polmore came out last week.
Whatever, so good. Yeah, it's he's so good at drawing pretty characters.
He makes everyone hot. Yeah, he drew he is. He is
hot, and it takes you know, that's that's how that's true. Yeah.
Okay, so not a lot of people know this, but Carrie starts
every portrait of his character taking a picture of himself. He just drows himself
inspiration, all right, Like Tiger did not need to be that hot.
Mine need to be that hot. But I'm looking at him right now and
like, okay, all right, I yeah, I'll cure wound her and
as she's like healing up, reinvigorator, I will just say, I'm like,
we don't want to be your enemy, okay, We're just trying to
free the people trapped here. The people are trapped here. They have a
better life here. This is the closest thing to heaven on this riched choice
to leave if they want to, then there they are trapped here. All
right, let's go. We gotta get moved, all right, trapped.
I'll just I'll just say it. One of the priests on the way out,
look after her. They desire to leave as a temptation from evil.
All right, okay, that's nice, all right, you will not be
forgiven of the religion. It's okay, all right. The breathers sort of
look at you. They just wave goodbye, bye bye, and they start
tending to that dead friends house. Yog is yog still in? Yeah,
I mean he's he's as eating honey in the back. He was eating honey.
Where's our blood false friend? Oh yeah, what's his name? Juli
July you I will be full. It's from my list of D and D
names and it is just j U l a U G, which is just
July us. I'll call him. I'll call him Lag for sure, come
on, Lag. Let's alright, I had to as well. All right,
you guys had it out, Yeah, yeah, all right, I'm
ready. You guys get this elevator. Two out of four of them,
right, two out of four. We need all we need all four keys
to the end. Yeah, you've got much time? Do we have left?
It's hard to tell? I mean no, says hey, do you
have clocks in here? Watch is sort of detained that she's not gonna make
it light in here, right because she has the one that made it.
Yeah, she was. She was part of the how they had like light
in the But but the the the issue, the reason why you want to
do it before night was it was more corpus the san Golum's sleep schedule as
opposed to what is the perceived time? Yeah, so I mean you you
you do still have time? I'd say it's it's yeah, it's sort of
mid It was mid afternoon when you got in here, so it's probably still
just a bit after mid afternoon, probably sort of like five pmsh. So
there's there's gonna be two two left the brain guy and uh counselman lobe says
Nerve. Yeah, yeah, I feel like should we deal with the small
fry lobe first or should we go straight for the head? Well, well,
which is closest lobe? And well, yeah, they're both in the
head, aren't they. Yeah, they both they both there I guess whichever
one we run into first. This is going to be a double team situation.
I have to But you don't have to worry. Councilman. Lobe is
not a strong fighter. That's why I sent one of my goons after him
to ambition him at the restaurant. Oh okay, what do you think shan
didn't work? Yeah, it didn't work, But that wasn't because of Couciman
low right, that was just yeah, it's just bad luck. Okay,
don't lead us to the dark. Yeah, what a show splitting up.
But if he's weak, we just made a friend. Let's send our friend
to go deal with him. We just send Lag to go deal with him,
all right, but we yeah, Lag would be a good assassin.
We said, yeah, they had they had a goon send them last time.
We have our own good I only agreed to be here so that I
would not be killing anyone anymore. You know, I wouldn't be a lawyer.
I don't want you to make you do something you don't want to do.
That's not We're not asking you to kill nobody. I'm just asking you
to hurt him. I mean, he is a prick. I would be
honest. Now, I could be honest. If we want somebody to hurt
him. We have the world champion arm wrestling match guy here, bone Slop.
Yeah, but we just need his key. We just need his key.
Yeah, all right, guys as much as them. I'm enjoying this
conversation. We don't have a ton of time until this this whole place starts
moving and we start flying everywhere. Two enemies, they're both in the same
spot. I say we speed run this ship. Whether you want to knock
him out assassinate him, I really don't care at this point. All right,
I like your gaming knowledge, Norman. Let's go do that that.
Let's know the line to it, all right, the burn, Yes,
yes, I can. All right, do you want to just like storm
the place or are we doing this tactical with the disguise ship again? I
think? I mean, I mean, we have two out of the four
at this point. I think the reason why we didn't storm the place before
was because we didn't want to fight them all at once. But yeah,
all right, you get out, y'all. I could just storm the place
and then we'll just come in behind you. I'm feeling pretty confident out of
my research I think Pomo and and Bone were definitely the strongest. I mean,
the guy who runs the place, he's a politician. We could probably
just go in there and he's fucking get them easy way, especially because you
know the I don't know politicians in my day all had mech suits. The
only thing I would say is that you know, we we wanted to get.
The part of the reason we took down General Bone first is is heavily
guarded by Blood Force members. So I would say, we want to we
want to get. Once we're in the brain will be fine, but getting
to the brain will require us to I think security. With all of us
together, we could just buldoze right through the Blood Force to just get into
the brain and maybe lock the doors behind us or something. Yeah. Yeah,
well, how many Blood Force members are their lag? What are you
talking to? My name is Yeah, I've just decided to call you a
lag. It's just it's this little nickname just between leg isn't a good nickname,
like sucks? I hate it. Yeah. Just if you're gonna call
call me jew Juel or July, just call me ju Lag. Just call
me my full name. I'm gonna ask the shark I'm gonna betail about that
one. You know, just call me my full name? Is you right?
Okay? What's your okay? Jew lag? All right, I'll call
you that. We're not close like that. I'm close with Willhelm. I
don't know you. Uh look, i'd say maybe yeah, bro okay,
uh all right, nerve what's like the preferred route to get hey? I
was asked the question that I know, let me answer the question. That's
what you're useful? You were you were lagging. There is a pretty bad
joke. Listen, there is There is a many many Blood Force members,
twenty at least on in the neck, on the way to the brain.
I would say that it's probably our best bet to of I distract them,
will send them away. I don't want to fight my own people. I
don't want you guys to kill anymore Blood Force members. Is that selfish?
I'm not gonna kill anybody. That's my whole thing. In fact, I
don't think I should go by the shark anymore. I should go by an
animal that's far more known for being loving, uh dolphin. In my time.
In my time, the most common family dog was the pit bull.
And so I think because it's known for being a wonderful you call yourself pit
bull? Yeah? Okay, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna
say that to the world worldwide. Yeah, hey, hey, shark is
no more? You know. Do you want to learn a word in in
in soakin? It it means friends. It's it's dollay. So if you
means friend in soakin, I'm going okay, I'm going to call you the
shock. Sure, Jewel can be the shark now and I will be Pitbull.
Do you want me to be the shock? Yeah? What did Cayless
screaming? So she just said, mister worldwide? Okay, thank you kill.
Do you have your own hypemen in like the void? That's what in
the pit Bull's head? Yeah? Okay, but I will say also as
a monk, I should probably shave my head later. We have stuff to
do, okay. Anyway we are, we can we can talk while we're
on d by the way, well ye yeah, two options. I see
two options. Go ahead. Number one, we just bulldozed through get through
the blood force as quickly as possible. Casual he's on the way, but
it speeds the process up. Number two is we get someone to disguise as
General Bone and announce some kind of emergency, and all the Blood Force has
to run and deal with Pomo being attacked. Oh that's actually a really good
idea. It's not a bad idea. Yeah, I mean Pomo the disguise
didn't work with Pomo because she a hates General Bowman. B is intelligent,
but from my experience, most Blood Force members are not very intelligent, sorry
to you. Like most of us, I feel like would have also,
the rest of us being there kind of give it away last time. If
the rest of us hide somewhere and just like Julie the disguis channel Bone,
if we have the time for it. I had another option, which just
kind of going along with the bulldozing option. I could use my growth ray
on Bone slot to just make him really huge and then just maybe that the
intimidation factor plus him just charging toward the Blood Force might cause them to just
disperse. That was an idea. If I see a giant version of him,
I can't help but think he's m champ. He's already he's already large
or huge or something. I mean, if I make him even bigger,
I mean, holy shit, the Champion of size so if we're pressed for
time, what do you think, Norman, I mean it could work.
I don't think we should be fighting the blood force. I do agree with
that statement. I think we should be taking damage on the way, wasting
time fighting and potentially killing people that we want to save. For the most
partly, we all want to escape and let everyone have the choice to leave.
But I don't know. I don't know if we could sneak by people
or if we need to use the distraction. I think little Feathers suggests you
could couldbine your two ideas easily. Right, We'll just goes, Holy fuck,
you're here, he's here. Don't forget about me. She wish she
people. I shoot people with my boat and occasionally do a little bits of
damage to them. You mostly just watch Cody flex and you know where's baby?
Uh? He's if you're talking about Finn, he's at the capital right
now. His name's Pawn. I actually think he probably has a real name.
That that was man that always starts with prince, prince something king to
be honest, now, actually is that how it works? Yeah? Well,
I wanted to know the shark retained or sorry, pitbull retained. He's
a dew man. He's been reporting the fires as pitbull y. I do
like Cody's idea. I do like. So you disguise as general bone,
you make bone slow big, use him as distraction. If the bone Slaw.
By the way, I was under the impression both of those spells for
concentration. This guy's self is not concentration. So I can use I can
use in large use plus that. Yeah, what about if they catch bone
slaw? He could handle it. You cannot handle it. I can't.
He is on un conscious two times so far board slaw. I can fight
little blood force man, no offense you leg Can you cure? Can you
cure wounds him? Cody? I can? I have spots? How much
health is he on? He has more than seven? He's on seven?
Okay, wait, can we short rest? Now that's an hour and then
yeah, it would take a little too long. I'm going to I'm gonna
cure wounds on him because yeah, he doesn't. I'll just use that level
one because I don't have that many spects. So pretty good, Okay,
Yeah, I mean Polmo's was max health maxicially, all right. I don't
I don't. I don't think we want to use any of our own guys
as distractions. Right, you guys are taking and I'll just go in his
boat and then and try to get them to go to Polmo. As you
guys are talking the entire you hear this low noise sort of reverberate across the
caverns, I sort of, and the whole thing sort of vibrates the ground
beneath you vibrate slightly, and then and then stays still for a little bit.
Guys, we just start a lot of fires and then they have to
evacuate. Did they don't? I think they would just rather did the city
just cough? I think? Am I the only one who heard that?
Well, there are a bunch, there is a church and the lungs that
is a little bit of an and you did just sort of start a huge
fire there. Oh yeah, the lungs were like like it was you know,
I didn't think it actually breathed through those functional lungs. Yeah. I
thought it was just like a magic statue that moved, uh the goes.
Yeah. I don't actually know really how this whole thing works. I think
I don't know anything. Okay, Yeah, it's just like actually a lot
Yeah, humanity doesn't really know if the universe is alive or not, so
I think it's fair. Yeah, I'm a monk. We could be living
in a giant elephant right now for all we know. Okay, all right,
are doing the disguise? Are we doing the disguise? Option you?
You? And now you and now at the what are essentially the elevator shoft
that goes straight up to the next Okay, right, all right, and
okay we need the rest of us will need to stare hidden though while you
you wouldn't liked you, like all right, well, how are we going
to do this? Then? If I'm going to go up there and get
the Blood Force to go down to the lungs, they're going to pass you
on the way there. There must be somewhere along the way, a way
we can there any other way to gain access to this place? Is this
the only central elevator that turns? It is only this elevator that goes up?
Right? Okay, maybe I go up, tell the Blood Force to
come down. You guys just hide in a a sure behind a building or
something, and then when the Blood Force leaves you get on the elevator and
come up. Come up, yeah, that's probably well. Will the rest
of us will find somewhere around the base of the elevator stay hidden. Jew
Lag will probably come with you, Anthony, because it makes more sense with
General Boe to have as with him. That's all right, Oh but this
is actually perfect. All right. I'm gonna tell ju Lag my plan and
ask him if this makes sense, if something Bone would do. Okay,
all right, I'm just gonna walk over to the Force and I'm gonna say,
uh, Polmo is under attack by the invaders, and this is our
chance to take her out once and for all. Blood Force with me.
Let's go. We we yes, we, but but we we once siding
that is so high that like dangerous that the Blood Force will go, but
not dangerous enough that Cerebrum will think to evacuate himself. And like, all
right, uh, Polmo is fighting the invaders, she killed one of them,
but she needs our backup. Let's go. That sounds good. But
but but I do have to worry you. General Bone and Pomo did not
get along. They did not like each other. So I make it sort
of believable that like General why would General Bone help Pomo. That's what I
said. I was just like we could make it look like, okay,
this is our time to take her out. Yes, so that is good.
That was my first idea. Yeah, this is the time to take
her out for good. Let's Gouffe's puff men with me. Holy shit,
Daniel, that's uh well, I just look over your deep throning a microphone.
Ye like the the If you look at Roster's already gift website, the
first one that pops up is me deep thirst seven pp. So okay,
so you guys get it to the elevator shaft. So all right, I'll
transform this guy's self back into bone. Yeah. You get into the elevator
shaft and there is Oh. I told this random stranger my name. I
also tell everyone in the party my name is Willhelm Brenner Girlwick the third,
oh the third? Yeah, yeah, sorry, what was your son name?
Willhelm Brenner girl Wick the third Glick girl Wick? Oh, girl Wick,
Yeah like l Wick. Yeah, I'm picturing it with a y got
three wys. Actually it's okay nice. Technically I'm Anthony Schmidt the second.
So I'm one better than you is what? Yeah? You are? Oh?
No, Jarvis is Javis was just short for a girl wick. It's
an ancestry thing. Yeah, I wasn't named after anybody, like how Bill
is short for William, right, and Dick is for Richard. I get
you, yeah, I get it. There. I did know a Richard
who liked Dick. All right, yeah, my granddad. Okay, so
you guys get it. Get into the elevator. Oh right, let's go
all right and transform. I look all serious and bony. There is like
a there's like a keypad, but do you like punches in the numbers?
Thank you? And the the elevator lifts up through the neck and then you're
in the face and as you get to the main face area, there's these
two giant glass orbs and you could see out an endless vast of desert.
Oh and you can also see like the the the university tower in nor Venture,
like the just the way in the distance. Yeah, that's awesome.
We're way higher and the elevator stops in essentially the face and there's a whole
bunch of blog force members here, and I do performance to see if I
like walk out with like a come manding kind of like attention men, you
know, okay, go ahead, go ahead. Fourteen deces. God,
it's not. It's but and there is a big staircase leading up to in
the in the air, which looks like where the brain is. Okay,
it's very regal, right, but yeah, that's a decent There's at least
fifteen different Blood Force members here, fifteen members. Okay, I'll step out
and I'll like, on the way up, I'll be like jew Lag just
look behind me like I'm really intimidating. Oh yeah, okay, yeah,
I walk out to his positions. Attention, my Blood Force Polmo is currently
in combat with the invaders of the Golm. One of them has already fallen.
But this is our opportunity to take out Pomo and rein over this place.
Let's go, men, Blood Force with me. This is so like
him him, this exact same said yes, yeah, like tu Leg was
like, I didn't know you were going to talk like this. I would
have. I would have went over all of this with him on the way
up there. That was the point of this. Anthony also spoke directly to
General Bonne for a little while, so he would be pretty familiar with his
voice. Yeah, yees, yeah, I would have went over that exact
speech with you. Lag to make sure it was okay, just take that
speech that you just heard roustage and apply, like the general the knowledge and
then just like that, he would be a lot more low key, he'd
be more you know, sure, then we'll just yeah, I go,
yes, here you go. People is not there. Everyone else is hiding.
Gym t Leg gives a salute and people turn around and they don't actually
have any reason to be suspicious of you. You're up here, You've got
they've not heard about his defeat. Jug is that with you? So they
will turn around and one of the goes, uh, all of us,
sir, yes, all of you except for this one right here. Juwe
Lag is my new lieutenant, goes, ju Leg's a lieutenant. Now,
what what did you do to get lieutenant? I'll slap that blood force member
right in the fright in the face. No, okay, no, you
do not less spoken to soldier. Okay, okay, okay, right,
that guy feels metal across his face. Tell you questioned my decisions to promote
him. Could he do his strength of just like an attack roll or something,
because because uh, just athletics, Yeah yeah, anything like that.
Eight. He goes, Wait, flashy genius yeah, I'm gonna add a
yeah, I can add four to that, so it's a twelve. Make
it a little bit better. Okay, So you don't, you don't slap
him back like you're probably hoping, but you do slap him. It does,
it does? Yeah, okay, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry,
General Bone. He puts his hand to his nose like he's expecting to
have a nosebleed, and when he doesn't, he looks a little bit confused
at his hand, and a battle sir. Okay, yes, sir,
And they all start funneling into the into the elevator, and then elevator comes
down the rest of you. You see the elevator land at the chest and
and you see fifteen Blood Force members charging out of it, and they're heading
on to the into the long direction. As soon as they're like out of
eye shot, will run into the elevator. Okay, what was the people
gonna say? I was gonna say, I'm just gonna like look to two
friends and I go no violence, right all right? Now? Which who
are your two friends? Who are the two friends specifically me and Nolan,
the two that are with me. There's just there's just several of us gathered.
None of them, I want to make it clear, none of them
are our friends. But you two, if I say friends, it is
it is the party. No violence, I mean no no violence. Maybe
no killing, not not yet, little until we until we get up there,
it's it's yeah, a little bit of violence. Well, no no
killing regardless, We're all not no killing anymore. Question. I hope Nerve
knows how to pilot the elevator. I hope somebody does, because is there
a panel up where I'm at with jew Lag that I could bring it back
up? No. But but once you get into the elevator, there is
the next to the panel, there is a button with a little like intercom.
Okay, uh and Anthony, you hear like a ringing? This is
general Bone. What kill that? I'm sorry, it's Anthony. It's Anthony.
I told you my my my Bone voices were a lot better. JU
say, it's doing okay, let us up, let us up. Yeah,
it's clear up here, guys. Well, now, jew La,
I'll tell you what to do with the console. You go ahead. No,
we could just we could just bring him up and he puts, all
right, all right, cool whatever, just do the thing I'm gonna do.
Okay, Like, all right, the elevator comes up, and you
guys are now in the giant face. Okay. I was gonna say,
we suggest we break the elevator, but we needed to get back down,
so that's probably not a good idea. Yeah, okay, all right,
are we charging now? Currently? There was you're in the face, and
there were stairs leading up to a doorway that looks like it enter into the
to the brain. Okay, all right, boys, are you ready for
this? I was bored already when my mother died from childbirth. I can't
remember your mother, Soldier, I could be here boardslaw. Okay, I
use my enlarge ray on him. Okay, Now he is big, big
Slaw. He's big Slaw. And he burst through the door, and you
guys standing there behind him, and I guess we go. You what you
witness when you're in that room is a four seats, a giant what looks
like a brain in the center, and like a big dome statues dotted around
the room, and in two of the seats you see a man with a
big mustache and a huge brain like mega like bulging brain, like mega mind,
but bigger than Mega mind right. And then you also see Chairman Lobe,
which you recognize, uh yeah, no, but he's he's like vertical.
This is like blue, oh okay, like big and pulsating and sworming.
And you see Chairman Lobe. He's there in his suit, and and
there they were like mid conversation. Streepham turns around and goes, what is
the meaning of this? I mean sla just ripped in like the Hulk,
and its probably yellow. Chairman lobes going after first. Yeah, Chairman grabs
his brain and starts thinking really hard, and the giant ant statue start moving
around you, and two of them come up towards Bone Slaw and he goes,
this, I have the salmon lope and you will let's get closer to
me. Is like a bone Slaw. I want kill you just screaming at
each other. Okay, alright, I guess where we were statues. He's
got four arms. Then we're gonna roll this to Sorry. This image that
you have for Chairman Cerebrum is fucking hilarious. Who is that? I don't
know. I just looked up big brain man. It looks like Freud,
except giant head. It's like Sigmund Freud with a big handlebar mustache and a
gigantic animated I mean he will probably be the thumbnail I imagined. So yeah,
bone slap, hit ball. He's got four arms for four statues.
He's got this. Yeah. When you say the brain, there's the brain
in middle of the room. Yes, is it like a statue of a
brand you when you look at it, it is inside like an enclosed glass
thing. But it does seem to be kind of moving, weird, squirming.
Oh, it seems organic, yes, Norman. You begin as bone
slare charges into the room. All right, boys, let's uh, let's
fry this competition. I walk for a few steps. I'm running low on
spell slots. But you know what, let's let's separate these two boys right
now, and I use wall of fire straight down the room, car through
the brain. Well, it would be on top of the brain at the
moment, because the brain is covered by a glass dome. Yes, yes,
yeah, yeah, it's not gonna hurt the brain if that's what you're
worried. Yes, no, no, yeah, I just wanted to know
that fis like sixty feet long. Separate you have, Yes, you could
divide the entire room in half and cut off cerebrum and lobe, and and
it does it obscure vision as well? When you bring up this giant flaming
wall, does it obscure vision? Yeah? They can't see each other.
So okay, so Norman, you put up this giant flaming wall in the
center of this room. And as you do so, chrem and Lobe and
Councilman Cerebrum look at each other and they can't see each other through this giant
flame and the animated statue that's next to the chairman Lobe on the opposite side
of the flame wall from Chairman Cerebrum stops like his hands go down and he
stops moving. Okay, good to night. Lines are fired. Yeah,
I think now that I separated them, we hard focused the big brain,
mega mind. Look at ass Okay, let's do it. Good to me?
Is up him? Okay, Well, can't get all the way there
in one turn, but can get pretty close. So Hako is gonna uh,
actually, you know what Hatchka will dash and that will be is that
to get right up next to uh the serabium. Okay, I'm kind of
surprised dogs don't have greater movement than people. Well, they probably do.
Butchiko is an old guy. Yeah, he's been waiting too long. You
know, he doesn't he doesn't get that much exercise. Okay, he dashes
towards Chairman Cerebrum. Yes, one thing quick, one side of the wall
selected by you. When you cast this spell deals five to eight fire damage
to each creature that is within ten feet of it. Well, way you've
put it, there is no creatures within ten feet of it. Well,
I would have you put the line tex Okay, would you said in the
center of the brain. Do you want it to be slightly to the right
and the brain? I would. I would, of course try to make
at least one side do damage to someone, so I would put it all
left. You put it closer to Chairman Serrebum. So how much damage is
that he's going to do? What? Saving throw five? Five, D
eight and eight? Oh my god, right, walls, I don't see
the saving throw dex chairity saving throw? All right, Well he's probably gonna
fail. He's champing giant is a giant ass, So do that do the
damage? So the giant flame will comes up and fire burst into his scorches,
his big bulging brain what twenty seven? Fuck? Wow? Did I
draw the line? Like? How do you do that? How did you
do that? You did you use them? Yeah? I think we could
draw the papersh tool if you want. Okay, it's okay. That was
bad. I mean because what is that is just the stuff that's not a
straight line. You just did an as I said, a lot of game
clearly do you want it to be like I wanted to give it a little
bit on an egg like this, I will say, why doesn't it if
you do it diagonally slightly, that will hit bone slow? Oh my god,
Okay, it's fine, just the way I can't draw exactly how I
want. But I trying to take a step to the right of bone flaw
and then do this. But yeah, I think technically would have hit bone
fi either way. Maybe No. I imagine you were seving a front of
Bros Slow and putting it, you know, so that you wouldn't hit any
of your teammates with the wall of fire. I tried to walk in front
of them, but bone burning wall of fire? My bad? Does it
have anything about ending your turn within range of the wall of fire slitted by
when you cast each creature that ends its turn within ten feet of that side
or inside the wall, and Crea takes six, so Hatchiko can't run up
to Chairmans to sweep him, or also will take damage at the end of
his turn, which I mean Hachika will end his turn next to chairman.
Yes, yes, so hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
on. Yeah. Knowing knowing where the wall is now and that is burning
fire damage on one side of it, I'm sure Hachiko would not. That's
what I'm saying. Hachiko is not running in that direction and instead will probably
run towards counselone Lobe You're bad. The thing is, I don't think bones
Slow would heed that advice. Smart and Hatchiko would be like, I'm gonna
run after not burn, but bone Slaw wants to kill brig brain Man.
No, Bone Slaw. I would want to fight the statues. Yeah,
yeah, of course he's not going to touch the tidy brain. A brain
can't arm wrestle. So bone Slaw turns to his right and he's going to
fucking punch this statue that he hits once for seven damage. Nice, Now
it's more because he's bigger. Oh how much more? An extrad for right,
it's an extra T for you ten damage and he like hits his hand
against the statue. Oh, it's like this thing is made out of stone.
Crazy the I'm sorry, I was just watching the statue as health as
you took that ten damage off it. That thing barely moved so much.
Help, dude, like even like chip it or anything. No, no,
no, it's like dust came out, little feathers turs the cody.
I could I could fire my arrows through the flames into a chairman cerebrum.
Oh yeah, baby, if you can get that shut off, go ahead.
We need to get rid of this brain guy. But I here's listen.
Here's if I don't fire them through the flames. Listen, listen,
listen. This is a this is a choice. Fire them through the flames.
You'd be harder to hit because I can't quite see him, but they
will do more damage because the arrow will catch on fire. I don't fire
through the flames, more likely to hit, but do less damage. What
do you think? I think through the fire and the flames, we can
we carry on. So she positions herself. She steps forwards, so she's
on the other side of the flame wall, aims her arrows at where she
thinks cerebrum is. She will have disadvantage, but she will do an extra
You can't have a very high. This be fine. Yeah, but she
doesn't have a high to hit. Oh, she double cross. She double
disadvantage. She disadvantage. That's going to double the two D six extra fire
abag she was gonna do so, so she does that plus forty six.
It's so nine plus four thirteen. She kills chairman cerebra. Yeah it's feather
shot yo, alright, double, so just stop working then, I guess
that's hilarious. I don't think I'll ever learned my lesson about having like a
really weak guy that anamates strong things because because he dies immediately in the give
him like you gotta give him like a glow of vulnerability or something says otherwise.
But you know he thought it would work. So little Feather pulls back
the arrow. I mean she got a double grip with disadvantage. The arrow
flies off, penetrates Norman's wall of fire for the extra combo damage, bursts
of flames, and hits him in his giant bulging cerebrum, and it pops
like a giant ZiT blatters brains everywhere or it's just brain. It's disgusting and
he collects. Can't we vomit? Yeah, and the the statues cease to
be animated. Anthony, it is your term. Chairman. Lobis still up.
All right. Well that's I wanted to use shatter cannon, but I
don't have any second level slots, so the battery's dead, so I can't
use that ship. You know what, I'm just gonna double down with this
bone slot thing. Bone slot. I'm gonna make you jump good. I
cast jump on bone Slaw, so his jump distance is tripled. All right,
statues are taken care of. But I hear that Lob guy is a
really good arm wrestler. Go deal with him, buddy. All right,
So when when is boslows? He's gonna go crazy? What do you want
to do. There's no way, there's no way it makes it to bons
Law's term with this guy alive. I'm gonna run thirty feet over here.
Okay, guys, you run behind what would have been Polmo's chair. Oh,
I see yeah, and I'm looking at Countleman Lobe. Look, hey,
earload guy. We don't need to do this. You don't need to
die, We don't even need to hurt you. Just give up, give
us the key. It's nuts like ear lobe, it's like the lobal cortex
in the brain. That's the thing he's focused on. You know, I
would have given up because of that. You have insulted my family. Yeah,
he's pointing a gun. He's like his hands are shaking, he's pointing
a gun. I will make my final stand here for my city. All
right, I'm going to let mean, I have to actually look at my
spells now, which is crazy. That's new for me. That's right.
It is not the first life little feathers taken like normal. No, she's
definitely had kills before. She has murdered other people. Not a lot of
kills, but she's like killed little guys before. I think, yeah,
it's her first boss kill. I guess that's yeah, yeah, yeah,
for whoever's keeping track of those I know, somebody keeps track of all of
the characters. Yeah, you know, he's said the comments of every episode.
He keeps all of the stats, you know, total damastecks. Yeah,
he's sorry, cool, but yeah, that's a little feather boss ko
for for that guy I don't actually have a lot of like attacking spells.
I'm gonna use thorn whip, no vivify, rev cerebro. Let's kill him
again. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's your regular spell attack. I don't
know why that. I mean that hits, that hits, that hits.
All right, so he's just going to take a D six and then get
pulled ten feet closer to me. Put him right next to me? All
right? Did the D six damage? I just I just wanted him to
be next to me, right, I didn't want to you pull him towards
you, and he takes that three damage and he's looking at you. You
mast okay, the shark, I mean sorry, You're good. Can I
get to him this turn? Can you get to him this turn? Is
a good question. Yes, because Cody pulled him closer, you can get
to him this time. Sick. Then I'm going to get to him and
I'm going to do a disarm attack mm hm oh to disarm his weapon.
Go ahead, and you have to hit with the attack. So would that
would be improvised weapon? Correct? Yeah? I mean you yeah, whatever
you want to well, whatever you want to use as your improvised weapon.
It's just pick up almost on the way. Yeah, anything, it has
to be something like, I can't just be your hands yet. You haven't
unlocked the ability, you haven't unlocked your cong fu yet. Then I'll just
smash him with my bat on the gun. Okay, then do that?
You do you you don't have your bat anymore. You give you gave your
bad away. You don't have a way you gave you you could. Let's
say you're using the crossbow that Julia gave as a hitter. It's the same,
it would be the same to hit as the baseball bat. Probably,
Okay, do your damage. Uh, well so that I shouldn't do improvised
weapon not Uh okay, sure it would be yeah, sure do do improvised
weapon. Fuck it? Okay, Well it still hits. No, it's
still hits on lobe. He's just wearing clothes. He's just he's just a
guy. He does six damages on fire. It says sixty damage. Did
I disarm him? Yeah, he's got to do a strength saving throw.
Okay, guys, we probably could have just set like one of us to
go deal with these two. Norman by himself, it'll probably handle this.
Yeah, he drops the pistol that he's holding. Okay, then I'm gonna
use my maneuver spinnature to do a second attack. You could just do a
second attack. Yeah, oh okay, sorry, Then I'm gonna do a
trip attack. Then go ahead, you do I assume his improvise, Go
ahead, go ahead. Yeah, that hits to the damage as well.
Uh so he's taken the six. He's taken the seven? Oh shit,
I did. He's not dead right? No, no, he's not dead
yet. No no, no, no? Yeah? Like how bad does
he look at me? Oh? He looks like he looks bloodied. He
does look bloodied. He's gonna do what is it another saving throw or is
it deck saving throw? For trip attack? Uh? For trip attack?
Let me see uh extend pretty die knock target down? Attacked target is yeah,
okay, cool, he's probably gonna fail, he does. So,
you knock the gun out of his head, You trip him up with the
same crossbow downwards, had slide it on his feet. He is now on
the ground prone, And then I'll then I'll just try to threaten him and
say stamp okay you yeah, yeah, yeah yeah? Is that intimidation?
I guess sure. The shark says stop for pitbull. No, no,
I'm trying. I gotta be on brand. So he goes girl, stop
Dalet dullay. You are critically failed. You critically failed. He looks up,
he spits blood. I will never give up. This is my entire
life, my people, You terrorists, you take us down. It's nerves
turn. He steps around. You call us terrorists. We are nothing but
freedom fighters. And he pulls out his crossbow and he fires it. Oh,
he's gonna have disadvantage. He's gonna have disadvantage. Oh. I would
try and stop him. It doesn't No, no, he leaves him on
one HP remaining. He is now on one. It loves turn and it's
now lobe has a turn. He reaches into his pocket and he pulls out
He pulls out his other pistol. Oh no, you can never have too
many pistols. He fires it. I hope this works handgun in brackets.
He doesn't know how to use it. It shoots from minus five, shoots
himself and dies. He had a minus ten to the attack row. So
this is a really common way for people to die. Is like grab a
gun by the holter and put their finger on the trigger and you just do
that probably because there's an urdering right there and people hit it a lot.
Yeah, he's a one HP say that. He like as he knows the
gun up and tries to pull the trigger, it like miss fires and he
shoots himself with the gun and he collapses to the ground. Shark goes,
goes, not my fault. Yeah, hey, listen, I'm gonna I'm
gonna put my hand on like he did this to himself like in everything.
Yeah, okay, thank you. I want to say we walked into a
room. You had two bad asses sitting on throwing to a chair, brain
in the middle, covered glass, four statues in every corner of the room,
and we just wipe that so easily. One turn is do we need
to destroy the brains? I don't think. Okay, all right, then
I guess it was just like I'm gonna, I'm gonna search Lob's body straight
away to he has he has one of the valves. Okay, Pitbull goes
the giant wall of fire. Does anything happen? I don't think I can
get rid of it. Concentration up the one minute. I just concentration.
Yeah you just ended concentration, all right, but really coolly like I fires
like a I'm about to get walk through it. It disappears Corpus will not
have a virus now because it has a really good fire there you firewall on
motherboard GPU. Nothing happens when I poke it. Wait, you poke the
brain? Yeah, behind the glass. But as you touch the glass,
you you hear something. Are you just poking it or you touch you poke
it? When you poke it, it's like you he static for a second.
I push my hand against it. You put your hand against the glass
and you it's static, but you you sort of hear a me, me,
me, Oh, guys, I think we need to free this brain.
It's a bunch of little tiny creatures screaming for help, going me.
Are you sure? Yeah, come put your hand on can we all all?
Yeah? Hand on the brain. It's just him that sleeping. And
also he has really bad he has like something with his nasal. I don't
know, but he's getting really a throw. You're right, I was hearing
it wrong. That's that's snoring. Wait, so this thing is this golam
is alive. If we take these keys and I'm holding one of the valves
and and open its heart, it's gonna die. Yeah, says Nerve.
We we established that we I thought it was just like a building. He
walks, he moves, But is he really alive? Like he's snoring.
We set a fire in his lungs earlier and it gave him a cough.
It's like a magical being, magical being. And we these statues when they
were animated by his big brain magic, Were they really alive? No,
that's different. It's different. This thing has a brain, it can think
for itself. It's alive. I don't want to do you define what something
is alive? If it has sentience, if it can think for itself,
if it's aware of Hold on a minute. I touched the brain and I
try to like think to it. Does it respond? I don't know.
You trying to wake it up? Because it's a snell? What do you
guys? Do you wake it up? The whole thing is we do not
want to wake it up because then we're gonna get bounced around the Yeah,
I know, so is it? I think since it doesn't have flesh,
this is a vegan kill, all right. If it's not made of actual
flesh, then it's not a living thing. Okay, Oh free you and
I slamm my crossbow into the glass case. Okay, improvised weapon attack because
it is quite reinforced. So we see how much damage you can do to
this, because I think it would take more than one swing. You do
hit, So do the damage. Oh, you smash a nice crackad switch.
But it is not chatted yet. I'm going to grab pit bull and
be like, oh no, if we smash this thing, opening, he
could just die. Was exposed is anesthetical to the will of the free.
What I don't know. Well, now that these two leaders are dead and
all the leaders can we just like open the door and leave, Like,
do we have to blow up the heart? Well, that's where the thing
is. That the whole reason that the way here was to retrieve the heart.
We wouldn't even be in the city if he wasn't to get the heart.
Yeah, I don't really remember. I don't remember to get to the
heart. But now everyone leave. Well we can ask we could ask Cerebrum,
but I just look at his corpse on the ground. Just I don't
think he's going to be answering any questions. I read a book in my
you could bring him out that talked about how parts of the brain affect the
body. What if we break the glass case and start touching parts of the
brain to pilot it like a ship. Uh, you're talking about really complicated
like nerve responses, like what is the motivation here? Why do we want
to pilot this thing. I don't know about the science of your time,
but the science of my time says the size and shape of your skull dictates
your intelligence. So that's not a thing. Readily, that's a thing because
Boneslow has the biggest head out of all of us. Yeah. Wait,
the might be onto something. A huge gold is kind of cool. Not
a mech, it's a creature. It's a lie. I'm worried. Also,
if we kill it, then it's a giant goal. That's just and
then that's going to kill everybody inside of it before we meet with anything,
the brain of heart or whatever. We need to evacuate everyone. We need
to do it while listening's asleep. So let's do that. Next, let's
go, let's get everybody out. Yeah all right, Oh, let's go
to the vocal cord part and talk. I mean, that's might not be
a bad idea. Is there like a intercom system you could speak through the
entire uh huh uh yeah, there would be, there would be there would
be. Okay, you look around, but I mean that's what Julie says.
You guys are going to head back down to the face. Yeah,
we want to make a way to evacuate everybody. Yeah, okay. As
you head back down the stairs to the face, the elevator comes up,
and standing at the top of the elevator is a very bloodied and beaten Polmo,
who has now been freed. Obviously didn't kill We just left it there
and told everyone to go. And so now she's there and she's huffing and
puffing, and she's got a squadron of blood Force around her, and she
points a finger at you guys and goes, hey, don't you that you
would regret this? Where is threebroom? He's dead? The bird killed him?
Yes, I did. It was me that killed him. I am
your god. Now no, then that means she turns the blood Force that
I have to control over everything that goes on inside this city. I am
the chairman. Okay, we already beat you. Let's do it again,
all right, before she before she goes on a big spiel before she do
it here, can can we just try and talk to the blood Falls and
be like, hey, yeah, she's got that fifteen men around. Okay,
So I'm just gonna say it. I'm going to address the blood Fas.
I'm like, your leaders are dead. Everyone in the city needs to
evacuate because this entire thing is going to collapse in just a few hours.
They are lying to you, do we want to do Let's do a persuasion?
Yes, Christ Yes, Sorry, my crossbro with the already shattering class
case and I go leave her. I shoot it. They're not in the
room with all you guys have gone back. I mean, you can go
back around if I thought you said the elevator came up to where the elevator
came up to the face room. Sorry, I know if you guys are
in the brain room stares down elevator and face room, Yes, we're in
the mouth. We just need we just need, I genuinely think to appeal
to these guys self preservation. I mean that's true, Cody, and these
guys are also super dedicated to bone the worthy to throw away their own lives.
Remember that that is true. They don't know. We could just tell
them now. I mean, at this point, you give the fucking cares.
Yeah, Oka, right, well, persuasion contest, persuasion contest.
So but Pomer said, you guys, get on your little podiums and have
your speech. These people are lying to you. The place is only going
to explode it because of what they are going to do. They Yeah,
they are sabotaging. But if you kill them right now, you will be
safe and you don't need to face the wilds of the desert. You could
be safe here where you will be loved and nurtured by God. All right,
you go ahead, Cody there. Why is it mean? There is
a settlement like a few miles over that way. These are not the wild
deserts. You can just go to a city. We came from one.
We are here to free everyone that's inside of this golem and take its heart
for not important what it's for. Oh I remember now, we're to free
everyone in this city. They want to take the heart of Corpus, They
want to take the heart, the beating hearts of all the men and women
in this city. We will rise up against these terrorists. We will fight
for God and for justice and for the deaths of sarebram for German lobe I
say one thing after that voice. I'm gonna go up to the podium as
well and be like, so the chairman with the big brain couldn't handle us.
Counselor lobe couldn't handle us, bone couldn't handle us. You think you,
fifteen blood forth could handle us. See how they threaten you? Yeah,
I answer you guys with your You either leave with your lives now for
free. We're sting you guys free because we want to go free and leave
as well, or you fight us and die. It's option A or option
bright. Are we changing the persuasion to an intimidation contest? It will be
her persuasion against your intimidation. Yeah, I'm gonna pie you back off of
what Norman saying is like Yeah, I was trying to do this a nice
way, but I'm saying, if you guys don't turn around and leave now,
everyone here dies. All right. I think I think everything comes down
to this one role. Okay, can I can I use inhansibility? I
want to cast youransibility on myself to give myself advantage on chrisma checks. All
right, and you're doing intimidation, Yeah, just eagle splendors what I mean,
which is that ego the splendor of the eagle. Yeah, she's already
you don't see it, but there's like the spirit of a giant eagle.
Yeah. When I think of charisma, I think of an egle bless you,
bless you. That was in character tune. That's actually like almost for
her. I can't be I can't actually be it on less. If I
was to create this with eagle splendor, this is what will be because I
only have I have zero in intimidation. Oh, I see what you mean.
You know I can't that number. But if I was to critically succeed
because to Befair, her role was one off a crypt So we'll say this.
If you quit this, it will succeed. If you don't, I
guess you have. I guess it's time to fight a bunch of Blood Force
members. And you got advantage. And that's okay, that's true what I'm
talking about. Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. The eagle behind
me was little feather bitch who you didn't even need advantage for. That was
the first number. But I love it. I love it. At the
end of Norman's little speech, like speaking over Cody's shoulder, he like slicks
his hair back, like you could call me the shark. Now they turn
around. Yeah. The word that they end on is just like you can
either turn around and evacuate everyone here dies. I'm intimidated by that. Holy
shit. Yeah, And they turn around to face Palmer and they see that
Pomo is bleeding and broken. She looks weak, already lost. They could
smell the dead bodies, they saw the cordage that happened in the church,
and they they're not paid enough for this. And one of them that was
slapped earlier by General Bone goes, you know what, actually, yeah,
fuck this, fuck this. If if you choice between guaranteed freedom or potential
death, I would choose guaranteed freedom. Let's go, boys, And they
Pomo turns around and says, no, you cut out, you'll cut up.
Did they shove her out of the elevator and just fuck off? Were
they're just taking the elevator down going with them? Was on her podium?
Oh right, now she's left alone in a room with all of you.
All right, I'm just gonna walk past her and just like we're dude.
She looks around desperately. No, ma'am, please, life everything works for
ma'am, I'm a firefighter. Listen. I don't know where I was going
with this, but the point is, like, I'm I mean, I
already have a fiance, I'm good. Everything that I've ever worked for.
It was pretty happy this and everyone betrays me in the end, Okay,
everyone else. She's like late thirties, early forties, but she she looks
more youthful than her actual age, so she she probably looks like early thirties.
As I walk by, I'm gonna go, hey, hey, don't
go chasing waterfalls. Yep. I am the one that makes the water force.
Homo. If you want to die and go down with the ship,
then and you could just stay here. But otherwise, if you don't want
to die, you should probably come with us. Easy. The coward to
die, is it cowardly to not? That's up to you. That's completely
your decision. I die. I will not talk with devils. All right,
Palmo looks up. We got an entire city to evacuate. We got
stuff to do, and she and she's gonna go up the stairs into the
into the brain room. Okay, that's fine, all right, We'll we'll
ride the elevator down. Then. Is that a smart idea to leave her
with the brain that controls everything. She'll be fine. Fine. I thought
you guys were to use the mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's
still yeah. Yeah, we don't use the Okay, okay, there's a
little microphone on like a control panel. Yeah, all right, who's going
to do this? Who has the best persuasion to get these people out of
here? Yeah? Persuasion performance something like that is negative one. So no,
I actually think you will have the worst Charristmas in the world. Yeah.
I have zero charisma, but I do have advantage on chrisma checks for
the next hour. I mean that's good enough. Hajika will be barking in
the background for that partic inspiration. Mm hmm. What's your charisma? Uh?
Like, my intimidation is what I rely on because my charisma is literally
uh one, all right? The best is I have a one. I
have a one charisma too, But like, let me check on something,
bone slaw. Can you what's your charisma? Buddy? What do you mean
by charisma? You guys keep looking at these things in front of your faces,
but I don't know what you're reading. Oh yes, he's not.
Is there a way for me to see his charisma or no, yeah,
I don't think. I think it's probably best if I make the announcement with
bodic inspiration. I would do that. Yeah, you go, but trust
me, I know the perfect thing to say. The shark is really excited,
the pitbull is really excited. Right now I can I can get bias
first, or yes, okay, he's what I brought us, by us
all right, I say, the system has got you victim to your own
mind. Okay, hmmm. Do you like like this is good? This
is good? And so what you gotta do is go out of the world.
And I know that that you want me. I can see it in
your eyes. This is taking Awaird turn. But I am going to be
on the outside. You got to come to the outside where the real freedom,
the real truth is. This is like coffeehouse poetry. I don't know
what they're doing. Let him cook, Let him cook, Dolly goodbye,
goodbye to all all the fake people in this goal. I never I never
wanted them around me. So be on your way now. Better think twice.
If you're gonna let your people die. Mmm, I'll vote Willhelm.
It is good. I don't think it will translate. I think I think
Cody would do a better job at this. I think I appreciate that inspirational
and good, but I don't know that's going to make people leave. I
think I think people people have I've just been quoting TLC lyrics this entire I
mean, look, look, Pitbull, I'm a fire guy. I'm a
fire inspector. When you want people to evacuate a building, you want it
to be clear, concise, and to the point. You don't want it
to be too too complex. I like the lyrics. I do. I
go to your concert any day. But uh so, why don't we say
something along those lines Code red, Cody, the heart's about to explode,
evacuate the gold and rough everyone dies right now, right now, right now.
Okay, but I do want you to throw in there, just at
the very end for me, if you don't mind at least one of the
things that I said, Cody, the microphone. If you want little buttony
Cody, do you have a mark? Do you have like a company here?
It's all yeah, hold on's go warrant it. Okay, great,
use that please, thank you? Okay, you do have body instruction,
people of Corpus. I need your attention. This is an emergency announcement.
Cerebrum is dead. Robe is dead, General Bone is dead. Your leaders
have fallen, and soon the Golum will too. This is an emergency evacuation.
Please leave via the legs now. The Blood Force will assist. I
know you weren't me. Was that what you This is not a drill.
Please evacuate now? Was that good? I got the point across the Yeah,
you are all now free. You are all now free, training you
are free. The funk was that you waited balloons? How did you do
that? Blind? Daniel Green just had a swarm of balloons show up on
him for someone. It's like it's like when he gives the thumbs up and
his his camera freezes and the thumbs up emoj he must have done like a
balloon hand sign. He did like a narrow turned balloon. Summon again,
Nipple's gonna post the thing to go. They don't know it's over over.
Oh, you're right, thank you. Okay, I'm doing my I'm doing
my persuasion. Okay. And you have with advantage, yes, and you
have bartic inspiration. D eight. It's a D eight. Please be good.
Why the fireworks? I don't know how that. Okay, green,
camera's going crazy. Fifteen fifteen fifteenth person awesome, Maybe like two dudes stay
behind. Maybe news they're trying to make us think that the goal of his
go I don't believe the government. Okay, is it time to go to
the heart? I guess to the source. Okay, all right, you
guys, you're four valves in hand. Good job. Take the elevator down
to the chest. You're starting to see people leaving their houses and and they're
they're funneling towards the bottom of the city. People running, they're taking elevators
down. Some people are just jumping Tony, you said the Blood Force was
going to assist them. I don't remember telling them that they were going to
have to do that. They're not going to stop them, right, Yeah,
No, they won't stop them, but they might be trying. They
might just be chaos for a while. But yeah, I mean are also
sort of persuaded by that as well. Okay, because the phone is dead,
will assist them or else they will also die? Yeah, and then
yeah, people are some people are jumping off, climbing down, clambering down
the body getting to the hospitalities from this. Okay, let's move to the
heart. The heart is in sort of a glass yeating dome and it has
attached to Yeah, we'll be able to we'll be able to look down and
see how well the evacuation's going. And once it looks like most people are
out, we can we can begin the extraction. Right there are there are
different stairways leading to in different parts of the town that lead to the different
ends of each of the tunnels. You guys will find them. Presumably it's
not a challenge, but it does mean that you do have to split up
a little bit because you're in different tubes. Yeah, four of us,
So, yeah, each one of you four has a key each, and
I assume like it'll be Cody and Little Feather, Pitbull and jew Lag,
Norman and Hachiko and Anthony and Boneslow and you guys are in your individual tubes,
and you've got the giant sealed locked doors in front of you, the
valves to the heart, the four valves to the heart, and you can
see below you just dreams and hordes of people desperately clambering to escape the city.
Okay, once, yeah, we'll wait for a while. Once we're
happy that most people are out, there's like they'll be able to get out
by the time anything bad happens, Like we can all take our What the
what do these things look like? So they have like a valve at the
end, right, and then it's a cylindrical and at the end of the
valve it's like a key shape, so it slots of two key and then
you turn it kind of like a giant key that you turn. Yeah,
a key with a big ass valve on it. All right, then we'll
yes, everyone slots their valves in. Norman's left. You guys slot your
valid and Norman looked window. While we're waiting, Pitbull starts patting his head
because they'll fire. He was in and I'm already ball he's ssed your hair
off. You're look completely different. Oh my god, we need we need
the news shark art where he's trying to onto pit Do you still have your
like maybe you have more of a beard now over the course of the journey.
I don't know. Everything's faith Wait oh okay, I was I was
thinking you would be bored with like maybe more of a beard to show age,
but no, okay, I'm so sorry me and had to go pee
on a tree well, trees in the in the there are no trees in
this tunnel, so if you do pee, it slides down the tunnel like
a slide. Yeah, leading at the heart, all right, everyone,
everyone inserts their valves. Wait, can we do like a three to one
and you will do a turning motion at the same time. Everyone put your
hands up like you have a valve, and then we do right like clockwise
or counter uhwise clockwise? Okay, three two one, sure, and some
of those were not the same motion. But yeah, as long as you
go on stream, my clockwise is going to be opposite, because I'm flipped
on stream on I flipped no, no, no, myself opposite everyone else,
but I was turning your clockwise. The doors open and inside is this
relic, like this heart shaped relic that looks exactly like what you need to
put into the slots of the university. Well that was easy. This isn't
any sort of organic thing, is it. It's like it seems like a
magic object. Yes, oh yeah, that's why we gave you. Yeah.
Right, then Cody will step into the Is there anything else in the
room or is this presence? As he step forwards, Guys, before we
take this the collapse of this golm could be you know, instant, So
I guess be ready to deal with is okay? Yeah, falling rocks,
We're about to kill something. I guess it's a magical item. I feel
like this is not really a living thing. I it's like I would have
summoned something with magic. Is it really okay? I I am going to,
you know, before I touch this, just sort of like as much
communicate to the goal as much as I can, which is probably not at
all, but you know, in my own head, just be like sorry
about this. I don't really see any other option. And I'm gonna I'm
gonna take the heart, rap it with both hands. You take it out,
yeah, And as you do, the four valve tunnel fall off the
giant or ship, so we're sorry. Things starts to shake and rumble,
and your giant orb comes off like a giant hamstable and starts plummeting and bouncing
off all the different houses and things in the city, And now the entire
place is rumbling and crumbling, sandstone collapses from the ceiling, and not enough
for everyone to get out. So we were were still in the ball,
and you're in the ball as it's falling. Now the guide of the body
is just rattling around. We'll do some skill challenges. So you guys,
your objective here is to get out of my anti gravity feather fall on the
ball. How big of an item can you do that on? I can?
It has to be on people, I could go hope, I give
you I can let object up to five hundred pounds. Yeah, okay,
wait this way, almost everybody is weigh more than like you. Yeah,
you have way more than five bone slaw probably weighs more than five hundred just
by himself. Well, the object can have levity, right, you're right.
Actually, no, the object itself does it weigh five hundred pounds?
Okay, that's a one creature or loose object of your choice. It is
loose, It's very loose. It's a loose object. No objectelf dazed.
It takes days to evacuate a city. As we are going down, we
are crushing listen, I know, I do want to stress that city is
not as populous as you think. As you know, it's not a humanity
people. It's maybe a couple of thousand, a few thousands a right,
it would it would have taken maybe two hours, especially since most of the
popular a feel lives in the legs. Yes, yeah, that's the main
thing. Most of the people do live in the legs, so they would
have just well, most of the crush one person. You probably will crush
a couple of people who are slow, maybe someone who's like two people that
decided to stay behind THO, Yeah, I was, are you one of
these times? Be like, I won't believe it until glass balls fall from
the sky, but yeah, so normal and you casting levitate, I will
say, yeah, the object itself is lighter than five hundred pounds, and
even though it's carrying something heavyer than that contained within it. So you cast
levitate on the ball and now you're floating in the middle of corpus. Just
to give us a second thing, what are we going to do? So
crushing down a road, I can make us invisible. You can, similar
to Blackbard levitate right when you you can move something that's levitating as you put
force on it and it will move. I'm going to cast gust outside of
the you can do that. There are a little there are holes, so
you would be able to do that. So trying gust and and and push
us towards like a wall, and is there is there holes appearing in the
wall. That's what things are starting to crumble. You could see giant bits
of sandstone coming off the the edge of the body of the the giant golomn
to little bits of sunlight. And there are weak points all over. I'm
only big enough for the ball. How many people inside of this? Like
ten? Throw this out there? We go out the ass. You've got
to go a little feather nerve, yog bone nine to you you inside this
levitating for we want to point out real quick. The target floats gently to
the ground. If when my spell ends, ohs, it won't just we
won't just crash the floor. No, no, we don't just instantly you
want to get it, you can just cast it and then end concentration immediately
and just it's like, yeah, but if we can. We're currently levitating.
I'm casting a ghust of sort of pushers, yes, in the direction
towards what seems like the amount of people in the ball. It is slow,
but you're slowly meandering towards one of the walls. Now you see two
old people look up for court, Just slowly crush them evacuate you yell out.
You got ten minutes. Okay, Anthony the Shark, either of you
now have an opportunity to do anything. You're you're coming towards the wall,
and there's like cracks in the wall, but it's not quite a big enough
opening for the ball to get out. I can't do anything of fighters,
all right, all right, I'm gonna do it least. I'm gonna cast
feather fall on five of us just in case something happens. You know,
we don't die if we yeah, little feather head fly, I'll do feather
fall on the four of us plus bone Slaw. So there you go.
I can't do it for everybody. How many a lot of spells, guys,
I literally have nothing fly and then we're all the one one of the
feather could jump pretty far right now, because he's got the superman. If
you keep bone Slaw feather fall, he could jump out of the ball and
smash the wall to craze an opening for you guys together. I gave him
feather fall so he could do that. Because there are there are four distinct
holes in this in this ball where the valves used to be, so Bone
Slaw steps stands on the edge in the opening of the orb and you see
the cracks in the wall that you're trying to escape from, and he goes
it is bones slaw time and he leaps into the air feather full triple log
jump and he's going to pudge this wall. Were disadvantage or anything or no,
oh no, he's it's just gonna be a straight as straight athletics check
for him. He's athletically succeeds thet he quits the athletics check. He jumped
forwards and it's already a weak structure. This is and he's bigger because of
Anthony as well. He's bigger and okay, I mean that didn't all that
stuff ended a while ago. But he's as big as he's fine, he's
a good strong guy. I'll do it. Oh no, I could cast.
I could cast jump again, and Lawrence was second level, but I
could just do jump the feather for I could do that. Yeah, yeah,
okay, so he's not bigger, but he does have jump feather for
so yeah, he got a great with it's a thirty. Thirty means that
you can get past impossible odds. Yeah, so four arms at once,
all four arms smashed the wall and the weak sand crumbles around him, and
it creates a hole big enough for your orbit to slowly float through. I'm
still gusted. I'm just gusting trying to push it through this thing. He's
feather falling now down towards the desert, and your orb goes through the whole
sort of like a I don't know, like an anal bead and an elegant
anal bead. Yeah, you know when an anal bead comes out sort of
stitch like I just saw that. People can picture the way that the one
giant orb is coming out of this guy. Once we're a little, you
know, a little bit further out of Corpas. I mean, what does
Coppers look like. Corpus is shambering like his head is falling apart, oh
god, and all of the sand and parts of his his body that was
like solid is now turning into just like running sand that's dripping into the dunes.
You can see Palmo, who is standing on top of Corpus's head,
and she's praying and looking up into the sky and she goes down with the
giant sand mech now and you see pools of people dodging falling rocks and stuff
in the sands as they are as they are in the desert, and your
orb is now sort of floating away. You can end the spell to have
it float down if you want normal, All right, guys, Yeah,
and the spell and that the orb floats down and lands into the sand.
Ah, we didn't die. Nerve is like throwing off. So is jew
Lag. Actually they're both. They're both motion sick. They're good friends.
And it's a pretty somber moment for for Cody. Yeah, he knows first
of all that not everyone goet. Obviously, you definitely not, no way.
And it's like, as much as he obviously didn't like Pullmore, it
was sad to see her going down, and he didn't. He didn't want
to kill the girl like hay death. So he's just gonna kneel in front
of like the ruins of the city. A little feather will come up and
put her wing around your shoulder. It is okay, Cody. Sometimes you
did the best you could and sometimes things have to be this way, all
right, Well, I do I also want to survey the living. So
what's happening with the people who actually evacuated That a lot of a lot of
them are running toward an adventure or whatever to get away from the falling debris.
How far is the venture from here? What was it like? Half
a day's cheney, half a days journey? Okay, yeah, that's far
all right? Hey, Yeah, they're just whares of people. A lot
of these people are people that would have actually never socialized, you know,
outside of a disaster. Horse members and you know, poor people. And
time for a fifteen mile strek through the desert. We can't leave yet,
yeah, I know, we can't, as much as i'd like to.
You need to be really good shape. It's for about fifteen miles in the
desert. A lot of these people are gonna die. Yeah, set up
some kind of camp. Let's stark starts leading them through the desert like Moses.
Well, we know Jesus, so we can be most liked we are,
listen, set up some kind of camp. Yeah, whatever we can,
whatever we can find in the in the ruins of the We have a
lot of ruins. I'm sure we could find some fire. There's gonna be
plenty of food and water and whatever. You in here. Pieces, Let's
find anyone who's still alive inside of the rubble and anybodies. Let's make sure
we bury them. Yeah, we did. It's getting dark now. We
did this, and we need to you know, Okay, I seriously can
like rally the people and like help and organized movements and like we're gonna prepare
it because we can't just leave these people. We have to know, we've
we've got to bring them with us. Yeah, yeah, absolutely we have.
Yeah, all right, I need a survival check from Cody. Let's
all hire them from survival is actually really good. Yea. One thing I
was going to do is I was going to conjure animals goes to help them.
Yeah, if it was like I don't like like dog's wolves something like
that, I can conjure like up to eight of them, yeah, levels
that's yeah, yeah yeah, HATCHI co can lead them as well. If
you conjure eight dogs, HATCHI co can lead them and they could be part
of like pulling things around trying to say, people sniffing out bodies from rubble
and such, and I'm making debris every check, right, Yes, okay,
they have you advantage. Oh gosh, oh wait, your advantage the
dogs give me advantage. Oh sorry, that's not what the survival checks for
go what check for? Well, we're gonna let's make two survival checks.
Then do your advantage survival check for rebuilding the town. Yes, well not
rebuilding is a strong word. Salvaging. Salvaging, yes, yes, making
supplies and nineteen very good. I need just a straight survival check for now
that you're back into the desert. Oh, I see, I see fifteen,
Cody, You're you're reconstructing things kind of. I mean, you're getting
slabs of stone that's still and trying to make like what we're going to be
doing essentially is is like getting wood cloth up tense because we're only going to
be here the night when you people live here, and then we're going to
try and get them. So yeah, yeah, yeah, and the water
creating shelter, that sort of thing in the distance, well, not in
the distance, you don't see anything, but as you're as you're like moving
stuff around, you do feel a slight rumble in the sands. Mm hmm.
Okay, and from is it from a specific area or is it just
sort of like the fall, Yeah, just that sort of sands rumble a
little bit. And I don't know if Cody, you remember en route to
Corpus. You saw that giant sort of sad worm in the distance, but
now you could sort of see that same sand worm slowly start approaching the survivors.
Oh god, oh as it smells blood? Oh fuck? Did this
count as a short rest? Yeah, it's it's still quite far off though,
all right. We gotta protect ourselves from that fucking thing. Do I
get any spells back with short rest? Your wizards? So yeah, you
got martand recovery. Yeah, so whatever that says, I think it's half
your level in terms of spell slots. So so that's like either we got
you guys, will have enough short rest if you want to hang around.
Yes, we're gonna left. Okay, I am burning. Also, Cody,
you have that spell refueling ring that Anthony gave you. If that's relevant
to anything you want to do. That is so relevant, because I'm going
to use it right now. I'm burning all of my hit does everyone gets
an extra D eight help from Hachikos a song of rest? Okay, extra
D eight, I'm actually gonna use it. Oh you will use one of
Are they temp hit points or are they just extra like healing? No?
I wrote the D eight. It's a. It's an extra eight for everyone,
and that's actual healing, it's not temp points. That's because I'm still
at four. So yeah, six, keep it. Just click your head,
dice King. Okay, that's that's what you do for your short rests.
Anthony, you keep rolling de fours again, that's why you keep what
is artificer? I think I did it for I did it for Kai.
I don't think I did it for Anthony. Yeah, there you go,
covered nights. So you guys doing that? All right, I'm just gonna
roll. But yeah, Nerve sort of reunites with his old rebellion members and
he he gets up and embraces them and he's like, we did it,
guys, we took down the regime. We did it. Good, good,
good, but good job, buddy, we did it. Cody,
what was the coming time? I'm sorry, up to your level if you
want to. I don't actually think the spell that I wanted to use is
gonna work because I'm assuming a sandworm probably isn't actually a beast, is it?
And oh good? I got back up. I'm just under I wonder
it might it might be. Yeah, if it's a beast, then I'll
have something to do if you're looking at like a monstrosity or aberration or whatever,
dragon, let me look at it. Uh, it's an alien because
it's from Dune. It's a monstrosity. It's a monstrosity. Sorry, Okay,
And I'm not going to be able to use anything like beast bond animal
friendship to try and stop it from attacking. Okay, but Cody, you
do see it slowly approaching. Okay, I'm gonna have to alert everyone,
right, yeah, if you want to, how do we stop? How
big is it? Oh? As it gets closer, it's gargantuing. It's
huge, but it starts battering towards the city. The smell. I could
try to like lead it away. I could fly and like shoot a fireball
at it and try to lead it off into a different direction. I don't
know if that would work, if I could try to get its attention.
I don't think that we can get everyone to safety. You guys do level
line from from the whole finishing the corpus thing by the way, guys,
right, but I say that I don't think like there's no way we can
lead them to safety without like the worm's going to catch up to us.
I don't even know if we can fight this worm. It might be very
like there'll be tons of casualties. I could distracted and leading a different direction.
It's the only given inspirational speech to try and get the entire population to
fight it. I just would worry if you lead it leading in a different
direction. How long will that last? How long could I fly for?
I could put dog has reunited with some Blood Force members and he comes up
besides you, Cody. Yeah, maybe it is time for us sor to
fight together as one. We all right, as much freedom fighting and releasing
you from your bonds as we've done, we've also taken away your home and
killed a lot of people in the last couple of days. I don't want
to have thrown everyone into the desert just for them to get killed by a
giant. It has to mean something. This has to be worth doing.
Do we have any other option? We could eve? We can make sure
that the civilians stay back. Yeah, maybe maybe distract the womb take him
to a fight him. Somebody just said sacrifice of civilians to the said away.
He would never do that. No, No, okay, I don't
have much left gas in the tank, but I can still fight. I
don't have a lot, but I can do something. Little Feather, and
like a few, a few, I'm trying to think, who are like
our weakest among our allies. They could lead the civilians, Little Feather,
for sure, Little Feather. Yeah, because I do you like as well?
You like didn't want to fight, nerve you want to fight? If
this is the last battle before freedom, I'm happy to fight. And I
already have my thank you. You have the system by your side, and
he has his gang of System fighters. System. You've got the blood force
working side by side the system US. That's actually really good. Yeah you
do. Okay, survived at least yeah, yeah, fuck it. Let's
do this. Let's do this, guys. Get the civilians out of here
and let's fight. Little feathers like, okay, I will I will lead
the civilian evacuation. And I guess the dogs that actually co probably well as
well. So she flies up into the sky and says, civilians, follow
me, we will make way to Novencia. That that and the dogs will
be carrying food and supplies with them. As these hordes of civilians start funneling
in the opposite direction of the giant worm, sweet and the ground rumbles.
We're doing this, and out through the sand, this giant, purple,
gargantuan monstrosity bursts out and roars, screeches down at you, guys. It's
hit with a beam of light from one side, and you turn to your
left and you see a beaten, bloodied pol Oh, she wasn't dead and
will be it to be continued, No one show not She didn't want shut
it m hm.