This is the downbeat on ninety seven one the freak segments brought to you by
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That's the new one dropped on Friday? Or you her review? What next
week? Are you allowed to talk about it? Yeah? Where were aut
on? Now we can talk about it today. I'll be straight to the
I want to know. It drops this weekend. Right about tomorrow. I
might see this was gone. Jay's gone nine thirty five. JJ's gonna tell
us a little bit about Civil War? Okay, No, good with that?
Yeah? That? Where are you going? Boston? You wait?
Is it a secret mission? Are you gonna rob the Big Museum in Boston?
Big? All right? You go to Boston? Has some chowder?
Yeah? I have you gotta talk to Kevin. I'll heard me. You
really going? You're just going? I'll be back on Tuesday. That's fun
Boston, been there once, spent about two days there. Didn't do enough.
Are you going to a baseball game? No, it's just more business
than pleasure business. It's being a little cryptic, so I'm not gonna ask
anymore. That's up to her. We will hear about Civil War? Yes,
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Five locations in the Metroplex been in skin have the Let's Freaking Chill movie of
the Month this month. I'll let them give more details on that. Someone
they did say that they did it. You're dude, I can't listen to
every hour of every show. No Cats and Bags. It's magroover Magcroouver are
so good. Great groups better be there for that. I think it's on
a night where I'm still I'll be gone. Oh really, Yeah, you
said you hadn't seen it. I haven't seen it, and I wanted to
see it with a group and have fun like we did the Step Brothers.
Yeah, and they didn't consult me before scheduling, So that's on them.
You're going on quite an adventure here pretty soon, I guess. And we're
we haven't really talked too much about it. Uh huh, returning to your
homeland. Yeah, the audience is about to get what they really want,
and that's gonna be a downbeat without Kevin on it. Nobody wants that.
There's a few people out there who could do without. I'm sure they feel
that way about all of them. Yea, all of us. Yeah,
maybe we all have hits and missus, fans and question marks. If you
don't have haters, then you ain't popping hell Yeah, cleanup, butter and
jealous. Let's do the audio bubble bed, get out of it for you.
Last bats to come Jo seven seven years No, seven years old.
I don't know it's been and never as an adult. Ding you last bath.
It's been within the last five or six years, but it's not something
I do on the regular. Yeah, three or four years for me,
only exert some nice resort in the giant bath up when we skied and I
said, screw it them take a bath, jump in the bath. The
ding ding floats. Yeah, it's psych a it's like a booie Yeah,
kind of a booye weird you know, like you're going snuba diving snooba.
Yeah, it makes men stork and scuba where you can go like ten twelve
feet underwater, but there's a above average sized tube. It's just reaching for
oxygen. It just goes above your floats. I think floats. It's a
floater. Okay, Well, if you haven't bad since you're seven years old,
you might not know the shower. And I'm trying to get your head
right for your next bath. Thank you. My tub sucks, man.
I got stand stand up only option in the mister bedroom and then the guests
bath has a tub, but I don't like it. Maybe today, maybe
take a bath today and we'll do a full segment tomorrow, a full segment.
We're a bath Comedian Dusty Sleigh bath bombs, wait till vins tomorrow.
Next Wednesday, Danny's Bath. Yeah, all tomorrow for real. Masters,
if you're into it, we're gonna go. We're gonna go hard. Yeah,
not all day. Don't worry for not into it. Defen Masters,
Jesus, get off her back. On Wednesday of Master's week, we got
bets to make. We got a bet to make amongst ourselves. I got
one name, focusing in on one name when the masters. If you remember,
one year ago tomorrow, I gave you one name, and I said
John Ram And guess what he did four days later? One he got size
for a brand new jacket of green color. It doesn't fit him anymore.
Yeah, put put a few on, yeah, with to live. This
guy doesn't think Brooks Kak is gonna win the Masters because he's quote a muffin
top. Now, Bruce kept jacked, who's got a hot wife and he's
put on like eight pounds, and Kevin thinks he's a muffin top. He's
not gonna win the Metal. The pounds are in protein. He's the terminator.
He's Brooks, he is he is. Never doubt him. But those
muscles, too many muscles, can stop you from swinging a club accurately.
Okay, we've had this a little earlier in the show. Here's what happened
on the station as the eclipse went down for thirty seconds. Everybody, it's
about to get really weird. It does look like night rain right now.
Because I felt be quiet because people are hating us. Right now. We
are eight seconds away from your life being changed forever. Ladies and gentleman,
soak it in. It's the path of totality. I swear my girlfriends with
pubic hair is heavier than that. I don't even know what that means.
Morality and the path of totality. That people are clapping for the sun,
who are they clapping for the moon everywhere, that question whose side are we
on? Take your glasses off and look around at how dark it is?
My legal dark? Almost there, almost there, almost there, almost there,
Christina, look at how dark it is. This happened, show no
glasses, look at it. Look at this and this is completely organismic.
Shooty, oh my god, look at how well let me Cosina is this
is nuts? Okay, so good. Christina had the most authentic, genuinely
spots. Everybody else is doing wild ass radio, trying to get jokes in.
I've been at Skin where we're talking MAVs, and Christina's like, are
you all seeing it? It's happening right now, you know, I like
I said this earlier. They were talking about it. They're making their jokes,
and then you can hear there is a moment when it does go full
and they all kind of slightly changed their tune. Yes, they're still when
they start yelling yeah, And even Ben had oh my god, yeah I
didn't know. Yeah, And like I told you guys, that's I was
alone in my front yard with Simon and Hendrix's two dogs, and I looked
up and I said, oh my efing god, I said, it out
loud, and I didn't realize, you know, it was yeah, it
was jaw drops your what did your dogs do? Because Jeraldine was inside,
they did much of any. Hendrix kind of went halfway inside. I think
he went up on the porch and Simon just laid with me and no.
I was watching them. I was wondering if they'd have any reaction at all.
Nothing, but I like that. You could tell it was just like
everyone felt fine, Okay, this might be cool, and then, oh
my god, just this peaceful moment here's after the totality happens, and then
right after it's crazy. Right, man, this is pretty cool. It
does look like armor gedding up there. Wow, look at that. That's
damn. That's two different people. Super cool. It's incredible. So you
don't have to crap on everything. Yeah, he's been down playing this for
weeks, really, and now he's crying. It's just the stuff with the
You know, everybody used this weird occasion to admit the worst thing you've ever
done. Christina, Well, I did just burp on air, but I
turned my mic off. So skinnypped in a neighbors pool quite a bit as
a kid. Okay, steal everything. Man, I watched you and your
wife having said chatter based I hooked up with my best friend's mom. Oh
my gosh, I think he's serious. James just drove off the road.
Oh, don't look that hurts. I was looking. Wait, what are
you guys cheering the sun? Wow, this is happening, really famous.
Yeah, guys, I think I looked at not totality too much. You
burn your retinas? Yeah, I got some spots. Oh, Jack,
I'm a changed man. After that, I think I want to go commit
some crimes. All right, I'm a changed man. He've changed for the
worst. I do. Like you have one minute to admit the worst thing
you've ever done. Go it's not a bad bit and vins of this.
That's good that I watched you have sex with your wife. He's hooked up
with my best friend's mom. Change just up the road. Leave it to
Steve to invoke chatter bait. Then gets killed by James with his copperhead slaying
tool a samurai. Okay, here's the hell it kind of ended yesterday before
we get to what the local news did on this. Okay, we have
some time here. Ben. Earlier, you were saying, during a commercial.
There was some amazing ass out here at Clyde Warning and you wanted to
rank it. Yeah, I told you that in complete confidence. I just
noticed some of the guys here look like they work out. Guys, they
really do, They really do. Man. I feel like all these people
are universally bonded together forever. Yeah. Do you think any children were conceived
during that Yes? Not out here. You know, some people timed it
out. But now you can't guarantee you're making a child. I guaranteed that
someone within our line of sight. That's what I was got pregnant during.
Not at the park, but in one of those buildings, one of those
building. Yes, someone made a love explode. Someone got the bi sounds
like someone fill in the pool there, Chris, what I love it.
People are just like hugging and celebrating what just went down. I'm really glad
I got to experience this outside of you guys. This was really cool.
That was beautiful. Then you know she has to pick on Ben every time.
It was great, Ben cool. How many people think did try to
conceive during that month? I mean, because people are that's some wild ideas,
and the truth is we don't really know how this whole world works with
the celestial bodies and also humans on Earth. There is a chance that if
you conceive a baby during that eclipse that it changes something. They're an avenger,
yeah, Homelander could be born, yes, or spider baby. Okay,
they're not gonna be superheroes, but there is Yeah, like the possibility
is that that changing something? Yeah? I agree. So if that's someone
remotely true, that means somebody did think that planet the phiography for the well,
all the people like on the new local news and play a ton of
local news audio, but they were talking about people in the buildings at these
offices just up at the window. You're all watching it from inside. That's
kind of cool to see all these people to the window of these office buildings
that you only see windows of and there they were. So yeah, no,
it definitely definitely happened. Someone did it. If you had sex during
the four minutes of totality, yeah, Colin, later in the week we
want or if you're worth over ten million dollars, yes, that as well.
And if you know anything about moon's yeah and menstruation, Kevin, he's
an education. NBC five is where we will focus our attention now. I
spent some time last night. I hit record before I went on to the
park to watch this yesterday and recorded on the local news channels. Of course,
we got to talk to the kids. Does this kid? Is this
kid already smoking weed? Is my question. I've seen that though the sun
has changed every minute or so, the sun has some different things. What's
your name? Listen? I thought you'd get it so excited when you looked
up there you see. I saw like it was getting different, like it
was changing, and it was very cool, very cool. It's like the
moon that's actually listening. The moon has a big part in it, doesn't
it. Yeah, it's like the moon, but it's actually the sun.
I was like, yes, yeah, I was adorable watching that. These
kids were all excited too, and they're getting interviewed. It's like the moon,
but it's actually the sun. The kids a future in morning drive.
Yeah. So this is a family who is their homeschool. They were from
Heath and they drove down like ten minutes. But the husband here in this
relationship had drove ten hours to the one in twenty seventeen, and he said,
I was willing to do it again, but this one was easier ten
minutes. But they homeschool their kids, and I did think it was very
odd and I have many questions about homeschooling now. If this is what is
in the science you know, in the science class of homeschooling, if this
is how they're doing it, I have big questions. Nia and sam Raid
are there from Heath, y'all didn't really have to drive that far to experience
this. Talk to me, how you guys are feeling right now? It
is so exciting, like it's unreal now. You were mentioning your kids are
homeschooled, so these are some teachable moments for them. Yep, we're having
school out here at Samuel Farm today and it's so excited. We did a
little demonstration with like my fist and the coffee cup earlier just to kind of
show them what was happening. And so, yeah, we're having school outside
and so fun. How are you feeling looking at all of this? Very
good? Very good? We did. We did a demonstration with my fist
in a coffee cup to show you what's gonna happen. What do you think
they have perfect scale models of the solar system just hanging out at their house
or that elementary school. I got a fist in a coffee cup, I
will say I did. I made a feeble attempt to try to explain this
to a three year old ado that went over, well, did you use
a coffee cup? No, I did use my two fists, and he
just kind of looked at me like, neat, dad, play some base.
Very good, Very good. We're in Dallas, Texas. Let's go
to Chief Meteorologist Rick Mitchell. Now he's up on Reunion Tower outside. Okay,
so he's up at the top, like he's standing on top of it.
They were down broadcasting live near Reunion Tower. But he's up on Reunion
Tower or at the one of the places it was. I don't know how
it's wired, but he was up there, and they were you know,
we're gonna hell these things. We're at ten minutes away though. But traffic,
we were warn traffic is gonna be a bitch. Oh, do not
go downtown traffic. Boy. They show the camera of seventy five. There's
no one on the roads. I'm noticing I'm starting to see more of the
traffic with their headlights on. That is thirty five E coming south towards US
and there's just not much. There's not much traffic out there. It's a
workday. It is a Monday afternoon. Another thing we're noticing is that a
lot of the buildings in downtown have people on them. They were just filling
time, they were just trying to get there. It's amazing, not not.
His commentary wasn't much different than the little kids they interviewed a minute ago.
So totality happens. They've got the there's people on them. They've got
the anchors down there, and Samantha Davies, the weather lady, is down
there with them. But Rick Mitchell, the chief meteorologist, he's stuck on
Reunion Tower, and uh, you know, he wants to talk. He
wants to get in the mix. Here there we go. Oh my gosh,
there it is. I'm looking for venus. I see an airplane.
I bet those people are getting quite a show right of Oh, there's blown
away. Rick Mitchell is a top Reunion I'm supposed to is breath taking,
Rick, I'm supposed to talk. I'm supposed to talk. I don't even
know what. I'm just overcome with awesomeness. I mean, this is just
incredible to watch the darkness settle in and the sun set. So those you
who don't think this is a big yeah. So they're having a hard time
communicating because he's got to talk it over. It's hard. It's so tough.
Yeah, I'm not killing them because the coverage is great. I'll watch
pretty much all the coverage of all the channels yesterday and kind of just blew
through it a little bit too. But it was great. They were all
over the place, reporters all over the state and in town. It was
awesome. So Samantha Davies has got a story. Her kids were in school,
okay, and she's got a story. But Rick Mitchell's his MIC's on.
I'm not sure if this is the one, but this one's tout.
He's over. If this is the one that he interrupts, it's good though.
I have two kids at school right now, a six year old and
an eight year old. They fully know what alone Now how quickly it's getting
lighter, So totality is now officially over. What fantastic fact? So many
people, Okay, it's so crazy. I know a six year old and
an eight year old, they fully know what's learning. They learned about it.
I know he's just losing it because he's pumped. If you're a meteorologist,
this is your super Bowl, you know he was freaking out. But
they're still trying to talk, and they have left his bike on up on
Reunion Tower. Might hear him? I mean, I remember where I was
in twenty seventy, and that was only a partial. I was at the
Parole Museum in Dallas and it was packed. I hope you've got to see
that a memory. A lot of people have told a difference between a partial
I am so totality and people who I know about lots of partials and lots
of total solar e clutches. See, there's there's no comparison, even if
you're like a different experience. He might have been on the phone with his
wife or one of his kids, who knows, but it just amped up.
He might have been like us and just talking to himself, maybe just
muttering whatever. It's funny because he's a weather man, right, yes,
Okay, So he was feeling the pressure this week to clear these clouds.
He said that. He said, it's not like there's anything we could have
done about it. But I am so relieved that the cloud's broke, and
a lot of people were able to see it because they're a bummer, and
he's got to take it. The shorts not his fault, isn't it.
Now Let's transfer over to Fox four. Now dan Henry is ripped. Good
god fling it over to Fox four for their weather coverage. I recommend it,
Kylie Capps Sometimes in the morning weekends, Dan Henry is just ripped and
he is really into this. I thought the way he's describing what's going on
here, he used a lot of things I didn't know of. There's a
there's beads involved. Wow, I thought he made it really sexual. If
we get lucky, we might see you know, that diamond ring effect maybe
Bailey's beads. Bailey's beads is as the sunlight is actually passing through the deep
lunar valleys, and were able to see that, that would be a bonus.
And diamond ring effect is when you literally have just that tiny moment before
totality and you see that kind of pinhead of light on the outside of the
sun. So we're blake. We are just about here right now, we
are one forty right now. Oh oh my gosh, wow, wow,
love it. It's fun. These experts just freaking out of it too,
you know, because dude, I like that because it's local news is the
home of sterility, you know. But to hear everyone, whether it be
the bet and Skin show or that or us our admission, all of us
had that moment of all right, what oh MiG yes, yes, yeah,
and that that's what that was, even that crowd going oh yeah,
It's like it's almost like the ball dropping in New Year's Eve. Get the
countdown and you see it like it's getting closer, It's getting closer. There,
you know what's going to happen. Yes, I think we were all
we didn't fully know. I did not know. This is a again,
he's just kind of recapping what just happened. And you know, this is
now the moon's passing through and Dan Henry is still Ricky Martin up. You
imagine you were hoping to see something. Did we see it? That was
a solar flare? Actually remarkable, but yeah, now we are we are
actually coming out of totality. But Blake, that was absolutely incredible. You
know, very few things in life live up to the hype and the billing.
This one exceeds it. I mean, this was truly remarkable. You
walk me through the diamond ring. You see it twice, you see it
right before totality, especially in the backside. Yeah, okay, Kevin,
what beads backside Valley's Yeah, huh yeah, what do you mean? Listen
to how this one finished too. This is back to NBC five. You
don't think this is a big deal? Yeah? Yeah, what? So
many people came can What are you doing? Dirty things? Kevin? They
did, so many people came to our city. Why didn't you let her
finish your sentence? Then? Oh? Just for time. Well, I
don't like my clips to be too long. Yeah, okay, it could
have been a half a second longer. There is. I didn't know we
were looking for the diamond ring, but I saw it. The diamond ring.
Yeah, when it comes back Bailey's beads. Did you see the little
red dot? So I I guess that was the commet? No, No,
that's what I thought it was, because right when we were in the
middle of full full sand on the bottom right, I could see like a
little red dot. Oh my god, what is that? But I guess
that was just a little part of the sun the very first part. I
don't know. No, I think it was just part of the sun coming
out that came out maybe ten seconds before the rest. Seeing Venus was cool
because you're so close to it. I mean, Venus looked like a near
star. Yeah, it was bright. Yeah, it was cool. Oh
did we see any pics from those people on airplanes? I saw a couple.
Yeah, it's neat. It's a It's weirder though than I thought.
It's almost almost kind of like the ground view of it. I don't know
if I've seen anything up close though while you're looking at that, Mikey,
Yeah, I did see, Uh, darkness comes over that's land they I
didn't think about that. There was a satellite shot or a space station shot
that they did a time lapse showing just the the black shadow circle as it
moved north. It was really cool how it just kind of from space,
how that looked just that little black circle just kind of blanketed certain parts of
North America. Dude, amazing. It was wonderful, and I you know,
you know, life is like I think I stared at the damn thing,
and I looked at the dogs, and that one was I think locked
in forever. I won't remember one thing that happened on Tuesday, April ninth,
twenty twenty four. But yesterday, like that one is locked in.
I'll remember that. There's no down moment. Yeah. And it's funny because
and I know Tim. We had a caller on yesterday. It was kind
of cynical about it and talked about how there's no way that's gonna live up
to the hype. I hate all the hype around it. And I kind
of agreed with parts of what he was saying, and he's sense like,
dude, I'll come on whenever you guys want, because I will eat so
much crow. But we talked about how this is kind of like something that
isn't a historical thing and it'll we'll be forgotten as soon as it happens.
I will never forget that moment. I will never forget what that felt like
it if you missed it, I hate that for you because it's so hard
to explain in words. And when you hear these news people that you know,
they're professionals, they're paid to be able to convey thoughts and ideas and
in theory, to hear them, you know, grasp for words, to
just reach in to try to come up with some way to describe what they're
feeling and seeing they're struggling with that. And that's how I felt yesterday and
that's how I feel today trying to talk about it, because it was just
an experience in the moment that you really don't know how to describe it.
I'm getting a little support for the red dot. Yeah. All I could
look at was the red dot. I saw the red dot if I was
going crazy. Okay, good red dot, red dot for the win.
Well that was an audio recap from Eclipse Fun. I'm still thinking about It's
great. Yeah, oh my god, Vin's can shown the Speakeasier coming up
beginning at ten. But let's really lock in here. JJ saw what's being
a highly highly praised movie, and she saw it already. If we get
the early review, it drops on Friday, Civil War, your Birthday's,
your talkbacks, and maybe the music game next on nights. I have wonderful