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Someone's in a happy mood, and
hopefully you are, because it's sound anywhere.

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It's about to get weird. Be
prepared for it to get weird.

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Things are gonna get weird. It's
getting weird. I'm gonna get real weird

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with it. Let's get weird.
Let's get it. Where Where? Get

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Where? Are you ready to get
weird with Hoodie and Eric? I'm ready?

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You just listen to one hundred and
nice episode of Let's Get Weird.

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My name is Hoodie. Hey,
I'm weird, And every we give you

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the weird stories from our lives,
the globes, the streets, the sheets,

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the maps, the stars, the
astrologies, the sky's above, the

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zodie X signs, signs below,
and Urinus and just have a good time.

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And obviously Eric apparently forgot how to
do the intro forget. I just

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jumped to practicing for next week.
I get it. You're practicing when I'm

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gone, and you have to lead
the podcast next week? I hear,

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do you? I'll be here next
week. But fun fact, we're soft

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launching somebody next week. Yeah we
are. You'll find out you will find

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at the end of this podcast who
that person is. Yeah, and if

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you like them or not. I
forgot already. Oh we'll be able to

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remember next week or we're going to
be screwed. But next week, the

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week after, but next week they're
here, screw me up with the weeks,

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and then the week after then they're
holding on for me for dear life.

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And I'm worried. You don't know
where any of this stuff is because

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you have it all hidden in hoodies
folder. It's not hidden, it's very

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obvious. You go to the it's
not I can't get this. You go

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to that folder, and then you
go to the hoodie folder, and then

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you order it, and then bat
u being right there, and then and

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then what's and then where's the open
the You just open up the session,

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baby, what session? And somewhere
in here there's a session. Yeah.

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Oh lord, that's what puts it
right in the right positions for you that

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you're good to go. Yeah.
Yeah, you're gonna miss me, of

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course. I always miss you.
I need you every day. You're my

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like you're my security blanket. You
noticed the rock that holds the rock that

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holds the glue. You're the glue. I know. I'm just the rock

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that's in the way, you're the
tasty white glue. When you go on

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your honeymoon, you're going to tan
Yeah, brother, are you gonna try

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to go naked tanning? No?
No, not our resort isn't that.

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No, But I don't know because
it's weird because like where our where our

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resort is is like there's like four
other ones next to it. Yeah,

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and like three of them are the
same property, So you can like go

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down if you wanted to, because
we're on like the highest tier of it,

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right, But the other one I
don't know, So who knows what

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happened, but we alread now we're
gonna have to fight for them. Beach

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chairs apparently why we looked up reviews
and people reviewing it, like, yeah,

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if you want the good like beach
chairs that have like that little like

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tree canopy thing over it or whatever
it is, Yeah, you gotta get

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there like eight o'clock in the morning, so you pay a guy, You

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pay a guy, or just leave
your stuff and trust that no one takes

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it. Bring cash. Oh,
I'm bringing a lot of cash. ID

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fill out my immigration forms yesterday.
Actually, yeah, I did it for

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the DR. I remember when I
went to the DR for a wedding actually

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popped up my timeline this time six
years ago. I sat on the beach

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pretty early in the morning one time
and this guy came by and he's like,

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hey, you're sitting in my chair
and I'm like, there's nothing here

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that cooke bottom, like it's not
yours, buddy, and what do you

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do? And he tried to like
get tough with me, and I was

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like, I'm not moving, and
then he just walked away. It was

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a green go and we're the other
seats too, or that was the only

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seat. No, there were like
two other seats, but he said that

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the seat that I was sitting there. I was like, that's my seat.

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I'm like, no, it's not. This cook bottle's been here since

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I The dr goes by the rule
of if someone's stuff is on it,

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it's theirs. But yeah, you
know, so we'll see what happened to

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me all this, wake up every
morning and get the spot for more.

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Just we're good. I bought some
books to read on the beach. The

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pool though, too. Well.
She wants to be on the beach because

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we don't get that type of beach
up in this area, at least in

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the pool too. Obviously, But
I told her, well, here's the

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funny thing is I thought we were
gonna be in the Lazy River the whole

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time. She's like, I want
to be in the beach all the time.

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I want to be in the Lazy
River. You would want to be

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and then take a shot, do
a lap? Take a shot? That's

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so that so gringo that? And
what's the other? What's the the whitewater

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rafting thing that people do? Psal
know that they're doing the no, the

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other white thing? Were you in
a white person or white thing that I

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can't stand? Storkling, scuba diving. Don't like that. Don't like that

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it involves you in a tube with
your drinks going out? Why so dumb?

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I think it's it can be fine. I'm not opposed to. Uh

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the what well, I get tube
into like a water park because it's fun

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and like you're going outside with it. But just we've done it one time

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and like is my dad, me
and my brother everyone like, and this

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is before any of us could drink. My dad obviously, Uh, they're

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like, why are we here?
Everyone's just super drunk. We're just dad

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and his two sons hanging out on
the tube. I can't handpacked cold sandwich

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my water rafting. Sign me up
kayaking cool tube and down a river with

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drinks. That just sounds boring.
You get burnt real quick. My ADHD

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will kick in, so reflex off. That plastic goes right to you.

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Yeah, got to pack a lot
of suns great for this trip. Yeah,

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because I don't want to buy down
there, because expansive. It's taxed

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out the wazoo. Unless you eat
the guy to go buy for you.

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I don't think I'll be able going
to get a guy. You learn your

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Spanish. We gotta work on your
Spanish. Okay, that don't help.

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Lord Jesus, Oh my god,
just google it. She google translate everything.

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Now I think we're okay. I
think it'll be fine. She just

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don't let that sucker face on.
Don't have that like, what's my sucker

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face? Sucker face? Was that
you're like droopy doopy hoodie face? What's

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that face? You know? Tell
me what is it? This fe like

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your giddy, dumb fucking face,
like because those points you out and make

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you a mark muggy and robb you. I know how things goes. I

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think I bring my wallet with me
everywhere. Okay, I'll bring where we're

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going, I'll bring that appropriate.
Do you have an underground underwater underground underwater

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camera pag thing? I have one
of those. No, man, we

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got a couple of weeks to buy
that time. If I can find monument

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bringing bringing in see if I can
use it, because that's what I used

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to take those pictures of Max underwater. I think we just need one bag.

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We don't need to bring both phones. It's kind of dumb, but

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yeah, you always bring both phones
in case we get lost, kiss,

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anything happens. Always have your phones
and always haven't connect to the Wi Fi.

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Sir, you're in the ocean,
and then make sure you don't have

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any of your jewelry on. No, we're going plastic green and bringing them

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even more earrings. Remember what happened. She's only bringing like the cheaper pool

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when we went once she lost your
earring and I had the whole pool find

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it and we found it. Think
God or else I was gonna die.

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Well you found it, Well,
I didn't find it. Somebody found it

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for you knew a guy. Well, hey, you know the circle right

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there exactly, but you know,
don't be that guy. Yeah, and

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also bring your bag and her bag, oh suitcases, know when you're going

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to the pool. Oh yeah,
my, like I'll bring my backpack and

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just that'll be my towel and whatnot. Yeah, my book separate, going

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to read the Dune books. When
I saw Dune two's on Amazon Prime now

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to bout it to buy, though
not to watch, So I don't know

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if I want to watch that movie. I mean, the second one convinced

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me to buy the books, so
we'll see what happens. Is going be

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another one. There's a lot.
There's a trilogy made by the guy who

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made it, Frank Herbert. Not
sure Bert, it's Herbert. So there's

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Dune, which they split up into
two movies. Then there's Dune Messiah and

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Doune or Children of Dune. Those
are the sequels. They think they're gonna

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group the other two as like the
third movie of the trilogy. So welcome,

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We're getting another three hour movie to
one. Hell yeah, I'm excited.

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I can't wait. Still haven't finished
that first one. It's good.

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The first one, I think you
need You made me on the context of

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like what's going on, and then
you appreciate it more. I think because

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that was in a podcast with a
guy like Deep Dove, like all the

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history of everything. I was like, oh, okay, it makes a

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little more sense though you but I
can't stay awake. Well just you know,

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take a take espresso and lock in
baby, taking us bread, you

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can drink in us. You can
take an espresso. Man. Anyways,

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I'm gonna miss you when you're gone, miss me when I'm gone. I'm

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just gonna have that trolley Peace song
play the whole time again. This is

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me. I'm exiting out out the
wedding. Everyone's happy and Eric's like,

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no, oh, I'm gonna see
you one day in May, isn't it.

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Are you really only gonna be here
for one day? Well, hey,

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that's pro tip, and and get
married such as you can plain out

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your honeymoon, which we did around
Memorial Days. So it worked out.

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Damn it, man, I'll be
here May first, and that's it.

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May first, and then May fifteenth
or something to work so much. Maybe,

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well you know what, at least
we know John does listen to the

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podcast, so hello, so hey
buddy, And if you made it this

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far, air gole buy your breakfast
tomorrow depending on when you listen. No,

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we have we have we have a
Eric buy you breakfast tomorrow. Well,

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it depends when you listen to it. Oh, you listen to it

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a non food drop day and then
boom, Eric's got back. Or we

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could just say hey, Eric said, order four grilled filets, or you

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just text me that you're listening right
now, so we know you're listening,

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but we're recording right now. So
how is he listening. He's always listening.

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He's always listening. It's a freaking
weirdo. Well, now he's going

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to hear that that he insulted him, insult him something I wouldn't say to

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his face. Come on, he
is a weirdo Minnesotan, you know.

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Speaking of weird things, sir,
let's talk about Fortnite. Oh God,

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when do you think Max is going
to unfriend us at Fortnite and play with

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his own friends next time? I'm
worried that's coming soon. No, none

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of his like, none of his
school friends play Fortnite. They all played

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either Lego Racer or Lego games or
they play No. Yeah, some people

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rode blocks, but also Luigi's Mansion
three had no games. Okay, yeah,

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no one's gotten into the Fortnite realm, like we actually cool guy's.

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I don't know. He doesn't really
talk about it to me about like his

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school friends about it, so I
don't know if they talk about video games.

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So Max, My and Eric we
are in a squad. We do

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trios fortnight, hopefully adding Shelby Sauce
one of these days. Never to have

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our quad complete or intern John whoever
wants to get Fortnite first and to start

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playing, because we're pretty good at
it. Not god, we got a

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couple of times. He he Max
nutted up the other day and got a

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victory royal for us because I got
killed and he had to kill two people

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for us to win it. So
I was pretty impressed with it. He

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gets it. He's gotten a lot
better. Yeah, he plays a lot

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though. Do you know they just
added, uh, you can use a

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rock band guitar controller now in the
Fortnite Festival mode, so you guys can

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play rock band together. Oh sorry, we don't like it. And we

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also got tired. He got tired
of Rocket League or the car Yeah,

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becau it's only a certain amount of
maps, right or whatever something like that,

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But it's also what the lego mode
is he playing the Lego mode,

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got the Lego mode. Look Fortnite, Lego love you, guys, but

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you screwed yourselves by not adding cars
instantly lead to Lego mode. So it

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drove me nuts because you have to
walk everywhere and it takes forever, and

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then everything is attacking you. It's
like Oregon Trail, but without the horses

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or the buggies. Who thought of
that? Why didn't you play this to

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morses or maybe cattle or maybe cars
to make lego because it's hard to move

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around to that game. Also,
when you go in the cave, another

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thing. You can't open up the
map and see where you are because you're

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in a cave, which is kind
of okay, get it makes sense,

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but the caves are massive and you
don't know where the freaking entrance is.

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Where am I? Where are you? Exactly? So they should have known

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them thinking a little more thinking and
planning before they they created the Lego mode

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in Fortnite, Because as an adult, I think it's as an adult playing

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a child, it's a little it's
a little annoying. It's a little annoying.

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That's okay, you know what I
mean. I mean, I don't

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I don't play the Lego mode.
So yeah, because you don't play with

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us, well, I only want
to play the mode. Max is good

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at No, he's good in the
freaking Lego. It's pretty easy when to

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just make things. It's Minecraft.
No, it's not make things. He's

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got to go find things. We
have to go to the freaking the other

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side of the map. We gotta
go to the cool place. You gotta

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go to the hot place and get
these things. But it just takes forever

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to walk there. I'm sorry,
tell me how you really feel. I

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hate it. She back to now. Dang it, Ah, that feel

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good. You know it's gonna feel
good? Well, Bobby leaving my wedding

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because I'm still trying to figure out
how to leave thee with that Uber pickup

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or not. Wait, she didn't
have a hook up. No, she

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hasn't got responded yet, so she's
not gonna get her. We'll see what

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happens. We need do we need
to say something? I'll find out after

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tonight. We'll see. Because I
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more and I trying to figure out
how we should leave our wedding because originally

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we're like, oh, let's good
at Uber black and just take that.

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But then we were casted doubt when
someone told us that they might not show

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up. And then you're just kind
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it says five minutes. I said, you make somebody be the Uber person

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before that you start that soul scenario
and then you get the one that person

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gets there for Uber. Hey,
I need you to be waiting five more

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minutes. It is funny because we
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oh, we could get a shuttle
for like fifteen people, so like

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the Groom's people, like the bridle
party, And then when I started asking,

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hey, would you take the thing? Like I don't know what about

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my car? I'm like, the
hell? Are we happy that we're getting

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the shuttle? And then we're not
getting the shuttle. No, it's different

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people, but it's like but it's
like people like weddings. There's just very

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people pleasy. It has to be. But that's okay, we're almost done

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really pleasy for YouTube. Yeah,
well, I mean we've like planned our

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stuff and that'll happen, but it
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stuff of like all right, well
do we want to have this for the

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photo booth. Do we want to
have, you know, the shuttle for

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these people or whatnot? How are
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They can leave the cars there,
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yes, We're like, I want
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it is a retirement community that lives
in that community. We're fine,

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No one's going to break into your
house in Haymarket, Virginia. Oh,

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you're not picking up from the hotel. You're doing the reception back hotel.

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Yeah, that's where you screwed up. Yeah, but doing the shuttle thing

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was like triple price. So yeah, well it is what it is because

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hourly versus point to point or something
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because you have to make them wait
for you, and then that cruised more

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money. But it's only you didn't
You could have just gone on the radium

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and like, I need a shuttle
now I did sort of and didn't pan

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out up. But now we're trying
to see, hey, can we redo

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things and they haven't responded, so
okay, we'll see what happens. I

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tried, I'm trying, you are
trying. And it's funny because Moore is

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very like she's the crafty one out
of us. So she's like doing all

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the like the craft stuff for the
wedding, and I'm like doing all the

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logistics for the honeymoon, Like,
oh, we gotta get the migration forum

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saying we're gonna upload our passports and
I'll do all of that. I don't

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know how to do any of these
crafty things. That's good. Yeah,

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yeah, it's important to get those
things. And then after next week,

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well I guess probably that we gotta
come back. You won't hear about my

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wedding ever again if you don't like
hearing about my wedding. So on this

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podcast, I'm excited for your wedding. It'll be fun. Am I gonna

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drink? Oh yeah? Are you
gonna drink? Oh yeah, you gotta

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eat? Yeah yeah. Well so
I'm not well, we can't have alcohol

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in our getting ready room. That
is a venue thing, okay, so

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we or they'll suspend the alcohol license
for later in the day if they catch,

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like even if it's a flask or
something like that. So we're gonna

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pregure hotel, have Kevin drive us
because it's sober one obviously, Thank you

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God, we have one of those
sight and that's not why he's a groomsman,

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but it's a perk of being.
And then uh gonna start drinking when

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the reception happens, really the morn
and I get to eat before everyone else

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gets to eat, so good,
because that's always been the cocktail that eating

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beforehand is always the best thing to
do because you don't want to be hungry,

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because you're gonna be hungry. And
then you gotta walk around, you

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got to say hi to everybody,
and it's just it's a that I haiti.

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Man, It's it's a lot of
work, you know what it is.

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But you know what, You've never
been married, I've just eaten.

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I've been part of Do you want
to talk about that app you just downloaded

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again? Oh yeah, back on
tender everybody. It sucks where see me

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run away? But oh that's we're
gonna name it. We're gonna name it

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Eric Eric's. But you know what, here in the distance, it's some

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goga style because it's something where were
real misconnections from the actual DMB at Washington,

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d C or whatever else it wants
to be. I found a good

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number of misconnections for this week's episolute. I like eight of them. I

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was like they might This is the
weird thing, my miss connections. Sometimes

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they get deleted, so we gotta
strike them when we strike them hot,

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you know. Uh. So the
first one is called breakfast sausage. We

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also keep in mind, if you
new this, have a sort of battle

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to see which which state or part
of the d m V is freak gear

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DC, Maryland or Virginia. Hoody
grew up in Virginia to up too down,

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and I grew up in Maryland.
Well, you said you were born

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in I was born to watching Offical
Center. So that is the district of

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Columbia and I grew up in.
But either way, Hoodie doesn't believe that.

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I say that Virginians are freaks,
and so clearly they are. Well.

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Our first one up is near Waldorf. Yeah it's far away. Uh

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breakfast sausage. I want a big
breakfast tomorrow morning. A thick sausage sounds

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great. If you got it,
I'll come get it, Jesus, I

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don't get it. Next one,
Eric, is it Ketterine? What where's

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that? Booh oh? Good looking
for a black snake? Would you like

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to find a nice long black snake
that is friendly and non aggressive, that

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likes being handled handles and plagued with
willing to travel to play with a nice

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size black snake. Mid forties male
here the good sized snake too. Reply

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with status info and a couple of
picks of your snake relaxed and agitated snake

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collector. I don't think he's a
snake collector. He likes to collect snakes.

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Why's much hair? Feels so long? You're so tiny? Next one,

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missing my female workout Buddy and Billie
three and Maryland. Yeah, male

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looking for a woman who's looking at
white male looking for a woman who's looking

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for a steady mate to sweat it
out on a regular basis. Some mutual

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cardiovascular activities would be ideal. A
great way of saying said, but please

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do not respond to offers, so
I don't know what that means. Next

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one, Where do you go?
Bro? Hyattsville? That's four from Maryland.

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We met on here right after your
divorced. You needed a hand after

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your wife was gone, and we
chilled a few times. I think the

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last one we got together was a
ballgame. Things got busy and we lost

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touch. I can't find your contact
in film. I was wondering if you'd

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still liked if you still looked at
these. He did a hand and you

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guys were at a ballgame, So
the bats and the balls are getting played

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with. Next one PG County.
That's five from Maryland. You left your

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DVDs here the other night. Hey, you left your DVDs here the other

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night at my coffee table when you
rolled out. Did you want to back

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or are you leaving them here?
It's a good way of getting come back

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from I got to get my DVDs. Who has dvox friends? I just

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bought The Gentleman on Blu ray and
The Mummy trilogy. Dig No, I

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bought it on Blu ray. Ste
I can get a digital just buy the

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digital version because digital version was more
expensive. I would have bought this is

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cheaper. Yeah, but then you
just got random DVD hanging out. No,

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I have a bot. You don't
even have a DVD player anymore?

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Do what? Oh? Your Xbox
still has that? Yeah? Good,

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I thought you had the one that
didn't have it. All right, you're

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the what is that muscle stuff?
Usburg Moco? Are you still in the

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area? Used to meet up and
have me service you to come compete in

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your what to completion to completion in
your s u V. You were white,

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muscular and had a great d had
a great d wow in Kaitlyn's area.

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All right, Maryland, freaky today
Maryland, next one lake. That's

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the only way to Kings Dominion.
No it is not is Dale City.

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That is nearwood Hood Bridge. Yes, it's not near Kings the main on

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the way. Okay, lost spark
God, Hello guy here and look at

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a sparkle life a bit looking for
a lady ass, some good time or

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open minded couple. Let's get in
contact, Let's chat and go from there.

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Thanks, ths excellent. Right,
saw your tent rested reston, Virginia.

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That's another one. That's what three
for you? Five to two?

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Five to two. If you saw
us looking, let me know if you

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also have an impressive tent, we
may want to see it. Let me

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know. They're out doorsy, Sure
they want to see what they want.

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Looks like they want to pinch their
own tent. No, pitch, not

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pinch. Pitch, Well, you
gotta pinch it too. What pinch the

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tent? You got to put it
on the pole in the steak cut.

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Go hold on in the canvas.
Sometimes it's something happens. It's a little

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all right on that one. I
saved that like an hour ago to got

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taken down all right in their last
one, Oxen Hill, I'm Latino and

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Attom looking for a big snake.
I host, so I think Latino bottom

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needs to find snake. Then boom, two snakes happy together, intertwined.

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Snake babies will be made. Snake
babies, snake baby. You've seen snake

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babies before? Actually, what baby
snakes? Yeah, they come out of

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an egg, they do. Yeah. The snakes hatch eggs like raptors.

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Oh yeah, a worm and their
eggs aren't hard. You're telling me worms

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are baby snakes are not baby snakes. It looks like a baby snake.

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That's a worm. That doesn't baby
snak. No, it doesn't interesting.

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Well, that does it for this
week, so let's get weird. Uh.

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Next week will be my last episode
for a couple of weeks because your

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boy's getting married and going on a
honeymoon all that good stuff. But don't

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worry, because someone will be filling
in my shoes. They'll be additioning to

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us next week when we bring the
return of siblings or days next week.

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Eric's favorite game one casey Yoder popularized
from intern John in Your Morning Show.

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In from just being a great person
in this building, great person will be

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filling in for me and we'll see
if Eric can coexist with one Yoder in

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the same room, same time.
But you can follow me Andrew Hoodie with

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the y. You can follow Eric
at mister Eric V. That's r R

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I c k V. Have a
great week and always remember it's okay to

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be weird and sexy. It got
weird, didn't it. Yeah,