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us, A major celebrity that's right
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like us. Now talk back app. We had some suggestions about the three

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statues, all sportsy like Troy Aikman, Adrian Bell Trey. Somebody wants a

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six hundred fot statue of Alexis,
Texas just having a little fun. Let's

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trying man odd ideas was down,
But we're going till ten o'clock. No

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KT. He is out today and
tomorrow. He's in New York City.

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He is uh, I guess you
really are devious. Boston and Neil lyall

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sire, Well, well we don't
know what he got if you got into

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Saturday Night Live or he went to
see two Dave shows or guest guest appearances

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there. But it's kt he's gonna
get into some weird stuff and you will

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get a review of his fun on
Wednesday, and then it is a Thanksgiving

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week, got Cowboys again and just
a free days yep, Thursday. Man,

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that's brutal, man. Those dudes
are hurting doing this. Fruit.

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God, since I was a little
kid, I don't know when this started.

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Thanksgiving, Yeah, yep, forever
fifty years. Then the Lions do

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it first, and they're as older
you are, correct, So it used

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to be back in the day you'd
have the Lions play the early game,

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Cowboys play the late game, and
then at night you had the Longhorns and

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the Aggies would play check. Yeah, the Turkey Bowl. It was awesome

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if you hadn't been over football by
then. Yeah, and just so stuffed

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full of whatever mess you're gonna eat
on Thursday. We have a Black Friday

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Football this year too. It is
Dolphins Jets. Really, I think it's

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the first time they're playing on Friday. Yeah, night, so like when

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everybody gets home from shopping, they're
gonna play a night game. I don't

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know what time it is probably night. I bet it is, right,

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Yeah, but I think they're all
pubbing it like the first time they're doing

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it. I look too, something
be in Sarasota, and if that game

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was in Miami, we would have
figured it out. Made three hour drive

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from Sarasota to hard Rock Stadium.
But it's at the Jets. Yeah,

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load it up, man, It's
gonna be fun. Short work week for

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many and it's just myself and Danny
and JJ to day. Same thing tomorrow,

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well, probably with Steve joining us
to party a little bit, and

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then I'll be gone Wednesday. Whatever. It'll be fun. We're all gonna

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have a good time. You get
a big night on Saturday, didn't you.

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I had a big weekend of car
Harason And we're gonna get to this

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incredible audio that you don't want to
miss here in a few minutes. But

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yeah, no, I was,
Uh, I mean, how I've been

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looking forward to this race for years? Honestly, god years? Well how

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long has it been on the dock? Ay? About years? I mean

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so now it's probably two years ago. Fight. I guess it's the Las

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Vegas Grand Prix as f one.
You know, we have it in Austin.

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We have it in Miami now and
a third American race was at it,

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and this was the first one.
But it's a road race, a

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street race, and not too many
street races that actually danced through the cities.

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I think Ozerbaijean is maybe the only
another one on the calendar now.

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But yeah, they're gonna do it, and do it big has with everything

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in America and certainly Vegas, and
they're gonna rip this thing right down the

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strip for over a mile of just
all out go and then kind of dance

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behind the casinos back around where the
sphere is now located, and then do

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it again fifty laps one of the
longest tracks on the circuit, so it

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was just fifty laps the total race. And it all finally came came to

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Fruition on Saturday night, and I
know you watched it, and I am

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very curious your thoughts. It's weird
because I think a lot of people wanted

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this thing to fail because international F
one purists want this whole America experiment to

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fail and they think we're dorks for
how we do everything with over the top

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announcements. And we had Michael Buffer
introducing everybody and Circu de Solis was out

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there on a catapult doing tricks,
and we had we had Piff the Magic

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Dragon, who's funny that is a
funny magician because his bit is he's kind

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of in a failed dinosaur suit and
he kind of like intentionally screws up tricks,

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but it all works out in the
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him in the pre show doing tricks
with shar Claire and Carlo. Science was

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very funny. But anyway, Yeah, there was a lot of people wanting

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this to be a disaster. It
looked like it was gonna be. When

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nine minutes into the very first practice
session last Thursday night, I guess you'd

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call it, a drained ditch comes
up and Carlo Sigins's chassis just gets annihilated,

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causing two million dollars worth of damage
and giving him a penalty, neither

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of which were his fault. So
there was pointing and saying, see,

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we knew you're gonna screw this up. Vegas was gonna f this up.

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And then everyone was getting in front
of microphone saying it's not about FP one

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or Free Practice one, It's about
what you think at the end of the

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whole thing come early Sunday morning,
and man, I think the consensus is

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that was pretty great because that race
was exciting as hell. It looked as

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good as they had hoped. And
I think almost even people like Max Verstappan,

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who won the thing, it was
kind of ripping on the whole Vegas

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Week and saying it's all ninety nine
percent spectacle and one percent sport. Probably

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still accurate. All of them.
I think we're like, well, that

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was a fun races kind of that
was all pretty great, and that kind

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of what this sport's a lot about. Anyway, It's a big spectacle.

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Yeah, the modern version is in
the pomp and circumstance it surrounds. This

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thing is pretty off the charts.
Yes, you said, I texted you,

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I go, how's it going?
And you said, hey, man,

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just you know, maybe at a
round ten thirty or eleven, and

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you were pregaming and watching all the
festivities leading up to the race, and

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You're like, yeah, quite honestly, all the stuff that I'm watching now

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is in all likelihood going to be
better than the race itself. It wasn't

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the case on Saturday night, And
I did have a couple of questions,

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Is it because of the length of
the straightaway in this particular race that gave

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other drivers I don't know, a
puncher's chance, yes, to be able

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to actually overtake drivers. Did you
do you see DRS? Did you notice

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what DRS is or anything happening there? So they have a thing they implemented

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a few years ago in F one
because they couldn't pass anyone. That's the

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problem with it. It's it's like
a refined level ingested racing where nobody really

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passes each other. So they try
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that. They implement a DRS.
It's called drag reduction system. It's where

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the back wing it opens up and
air then flows freely through it. So

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if you're within one second of the
guy in front of you, you will

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enable your DRS, and twice in
that race on Saturday, three times.

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At some tracks there's long straightaways where
you can enable DRS. You can open

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your back wing up. You essentially
gain seventeen miles an hour, give or

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take of speed that the car in
front of you doesn't have. But you

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can go flying into space at any
moment. No cars yet to fly into

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space. Okay, that I've seen, so I suppose that it is.

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But that's why on that main straightaway, anyone who's close had DRS. They

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open their wing up, they are
faster than the guy in front of them,

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and they can dive into that corner
and uh and make a very late

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move. So that's essentially why so
many passes happened in that long straight away,

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specifically at the end of it.
Don't you have the option of opening

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it up yourself to thwart off any
anybody passing you or you're only it's only

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allowed if you're within one second of
the car in front of you, and

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they let you know that. I
guess, yeah, you have something on

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your on your crazy million dollars steering
wheel. The seventy are on drs's is

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available, and then you open it
and you close it, and you can

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only open and close it during these
straightaways. Understood twice twice per on the

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circuit. Real quick. One.
One thing that I noticed is for through

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the majority of this race, and
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I think the thing from flag to
flag was around what ninety minutes meant,

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I mean they shoot for a ninety
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Nice. I felt like, Okay, so I think that the majority of

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this race, your winner, verse
stap In, was not in first place.

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That was I think that happened to
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seven, okay, and when when
he ended up taking the lead and then

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he just maintained it, and I'm
looking at the leader, the leader board,

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whatever, and it's just it's red
bull. Somebody else read it's red

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bull, ferrari, red bull.
It's just red bulls just at the top.

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Is it because their team's just so
good? Is it because their cars

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are are faster than everybody else?
Is? Why do they have an advantage?

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Why is for Stappen winning every damn
thing? He was like in fourth

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or fifth place, and then right
at the end he ends up taking the

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lead, and then it's between his
teammate is Perez, I guess yeah,

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and le Clerk or Leclaire as they
pronounce it, and those two guys fighting

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it out. Leclaire ends up taking
over on the final lap, I believe,

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and getting second place. But is
for Stapin number one? Is he

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really that great of a driver?
Is he so much better than everybody else

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that he has to win every one? Of these damn races. Is it

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because his cars are better? Is
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and his team is better? Combination
of all of those things, Because isn't

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everybody just sick and tired that it's
just fade to complete that this dude is

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going to win every race, And
doesn't it make the sport kind of boring?

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I would say yes to all six
questions you asked. I think he

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is the best driver. I think
he does have the best car. Red

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Bull has equal money. I don't
know if they have more than Mercedes or

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Ferrari, but the top teams have
more. But there's a spending cap that

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prevents you from just going nuts like
baseball and spending infinite money. But there's

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ways around that too, and Red
Bull actually got in trouble for violating one

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of those last season. But yes, yes, is the answer to all

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those Yes. It gets a little
boring when Max vers Happen wins by thirty

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seconds, but the proof is his
teammate Sergio Perez has quote the same car.

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That's the beauty of the whole thing
is you always have somebody else who

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has the exact same car, as
used to who's better. But maxis happened,

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iolates Checho Perez every race. It's
not even close. Now, if

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his car is superior or Checko's is
inferior, then that would be something that

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how could we know that because they're
supposed to have identical cars, which your

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first job is to beat your teammate, but your job is also to work

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together with your teammate and you know, not wreck each other. And sometimes

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when teammates wreck, you want to
see f on Twitter lose their heads.

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There's a real big brother element to
f one. Yes, yeah, yeah,

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politics are fun. Anyway, I
thought it was an a plus race.

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We had a turn in the second
or third to last corner to steal

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second place. I thought it was
They did well man it and it looked

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incredible. Yeah, it really did. It felt like they built that thing

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around the sphere almost it was kind
of the centerpiece of the of the whole

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race. But the track looked great, the scenery was great. It was

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awesome that it was a nighttime race, deep into the night. But yeah,

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Vegas, good job. Well,
the strip was very well represented.

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Yeah on camera for sure. So
one thing that every team has is an

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emergency driver. There's two drivers and
if something happens to one of those two

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drivers, they call in the emergency
driver. I didn't even know that a

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local was an emergency driver for one
of the teams. And it was DFW's

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fastest man, Garland Richardson. Wow, and I, for f one didn't

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he he's fifty plus, And yeah, I was surprised that he was.

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But something happened with one of the
teams. I was aware of most of

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the stuff, as I am.
I was kind of unaware of all this.

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And you find out right before the
race that Garland Richardson from our area

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is going to be in this race. And another thing, you always have

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good audio communication between your team and
your headset, your team principal, or

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whoever's in charge of talking to you, the driver themselves. They share a

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lot of information. And you found
this I think I did. I was,

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you know. I watched it the
next day. It was a little

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past my bedtime when the race initially
aired live, and I'd recorded it and

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watch it with my two and a
half year old son the next morning.

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He fully thoroughly enjoyed it, as
did I. But I thought that this

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is a really odd part of the
of the race. I ended up pulling

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the audio from it, and I
think the world will find this incredibly interesting.

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Yeah, so a lot of controversy
around the race when they put in

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local DFW racing god Garland Richardson in
his first ever F one race, and

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I feel like his team like didn't
even maybe like him. They didn't want

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him in there because there may have
been button heads. I don't know,

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they didn't have any prior relationship,
and I think it's pretty evident when you

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listen to the audio between his pit
and himself. I haven't heard this all

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right, Well, this is where
we start. I guess this is coming

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back from break into their coverage.
Here we go, JJ, I've got

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it right here, let's hear it. Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to beautiful

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Las Vegas, Nevada. A race
we've been waiting a long long time for

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and there's no way it disappoints.
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Megan and Harry. A revolutionary romance.

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What shocking news from the Panic as
an American driver will be on the grid

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as an emergency replacement. Daniel Ricardo
has had to withdraw due to what his

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team is claiming flew like symptoms,
but we haven't. One good authority from

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multiple sources that Ricardo was seen in
the wee hours of last night playing Mega

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moolah and double fisting Irish car bombs
at the Golden Nugget, So it's no

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wonder he's not feeling up to heart
today. His surprising last minute replacement will

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be a fifty one year old Texas
rookie driver from the Dallas suburb of Grand

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Prairie one, Garland Richardson, widely
known as DFW's Fastest Mind. This is

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Goland's first ever F one race.
Let's listen in now on the race radio

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communication with Garland and his Alpha Torri
team. All right, boys, here

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we go. Sit back and watch
DFW's fastest man show you how it's done.

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Okay, holy this thing is fast, too fast, too fast,

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Holy shit, stay hocus Garland.
All right, fellows, there's about seventy

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five buttons on this steering wheel.
They are all blinking, they are all

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flashing, and I don't have a
damn clue what any of them do.

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By Garland, you're going to native
here. Have y'all seen this sphere?

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Yet? The thing is fast?
What was that, Garland? What was

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that? An aluminium can? No, Sir Jesus Christ fair Well, the

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love of God eyes on the road, Garland fair Caesar's Palace. That's a

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casino, evil fucking canievl cozy magnet
man. Boys, I am packed in

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here tight, son of a bitch. It is tight. I'm gonna pop

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this seatmelt off for a few laps. Please do not touch your seatmelt garllic

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fuck you. I'm freaking out in
here, damn it. I just got

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passed by the little Japanese boy Kama
Kazi. Move. My granddaddy would not

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be happy about this. Gollin,
you've slowed down a bit, is everything?

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All right? I dropped my goddamn
lighter, all right. I'm trying

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to fish it out with my foot
from under the brake pedal. Give me

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a goddamn minute. American Golin Richardson
continues to struggle. He's currently in lost

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place. All right, boys,
what's bottom? I am currently p twenty?

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How many cars in this race?
There are twenty? Bullshit? Watch

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your oil pressure feed. Stop looking
at the bloody sphere. All right,

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fellas, I'm coming in. How
long do these pit stops usually take?

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I gotta pop out for a minute
or two take a piss hit stops take

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about three seconds, Garland? Three
seconds? Bullshit? Maintain focus, damn

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it? What the hell was that, Golin? That was max for stopping

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lopping you again for slam eight.
Fellas, you gotta know there's a serious

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emergency in turn four. What is
it? Garland? There's a blonde gal

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with the biggest pair of teas I've
ever seen in my life. She's right

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on top of the overpass. Goll
it, please focus, all right,

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all right, I'm gonna slow down
just a little bit and get a look

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at them got bags, Garlin,
We keep it hearing what sounds like aluminium

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cans being opened? What is that? I got two words for you,

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Pats, blue bit, Jesus Christ. Fear, oh dear. Colin Richardson

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has seemed to have lost control over
his car, launched over the embankment and

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into the lobby of Harrah's Hotel and
Casino. A ghastly event for Team Alfer

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Torri. The f one community is
just gutted, and the Las Vegas Grand

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Prix is in total shambles will take
a brief pulse in action as we get

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is that not the headline today?
There we are the American in there,

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hung in there pretty good, good, I mean for a while. P.

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Twenty though, that's the last place
he multiple laps by verslappin' stapping.

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Oh my god, I thought that
was excellent, well done. I like

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the main announcer man found it pretty
good. He sounded a lot like John

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Oliver. Get in Australian a little
bit. And then he's British all over

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the map. There's a little Whales, there's some Northern Ireland in there.

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He's a very well traveled euro well. Look even he finished p. Twenty

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it's a hat tip to Garland Richardson. He represented us, you know on

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the on the the world stage in
Formula One for the first time, and

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he may have been sipping on a
few can beer and screaming spear every time

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he went past it. All right, well, thank you Garland Richardson,

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and thank you Formula One for providing
a fun, entertaining weekend for all.

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All Right, it up next.
When we got the news, Well,

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I remember when I was a little
kid, when we get the paper on

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Monday morning. The best part about
it was you knew that the sports section

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had a big Cowboys pull out section
and you could just look at all the

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pictures and read about everything in the
game. We do that virtually on the

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air on the radio every morning because
it is time for the Dallas Cowboys Dingo's

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morning news pull out section. Coming
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