Love Luis. It is morning in the Montague apartment. Agnes, the maid is up in preparing butter. The telephone ring Okay, okay, the residents of Bedend, Montague and Lily Bow and Agnes on this end. He's just lace. She's getting up and I'm busy. What do you want now? She's getting up, like I said, Okay, I'll tell her all morning telephone. I better get breakfast ready before the master, I mean, the monster gets up. My h try for you? Who would go for? Who's Oh? Good morning? Thenny? What are you? Who's out of the phone, Celia Taylors. Your friends have been calling all morning? I does it? Just a juicy piece of gossip about somebody. You know? The girls? Girls, she says, give me the Floria dorg else. I'd hate to on the cornfield. Those clothes were headed for. That's because they're old friends of mine. We were on the stage together before I married Edward. They're still on the stage the last Sage, please, Agnes. They were all famous suities. Well even today when we lunch together and we're heated in a restaurant, we make a very impressive picture, like the Supreme Court. They're all injured the Agnes twenty five years with edwins That's wonderful to be still in love with your husband. To know he loves you. That's security of having him. Plicip trust in each other. Love is mine. The biggest love affair in history has been going on for twenty five years right under your nose. A love affair, yeah, between Edwin Montague and Edwin Montgue. Well, I at least I'm the only woman in his life. I never mind Edwards. I'll get the phone. Must be one of the hags. Hello, lauryness, I'm sid Huh. I haven't red Winsor's column yet? Why what's to say about Edwin Gloria? When I please stop snickling and tell me? Oh very well, I'll find out for myself, Agnes, here's the paper. Wait, here's Winchell's column? Does it mince Redwin's name? I mean, look here for the first uh uh? But what is it? Listen to this arraised eyebrow department. Friends of the Eddie Montague is hope the missus doesn't find out he made a fool of himself last night with rop copacabanacuties. Eddie, more than you is? That can't be Edwins that's all a mistake. Edwin was home last night, mm, like you've been every night in the last twenty five years. Edwin a a nightclub with a chorus. What a picture of beauty and the beach. So that's what the girls are castling of all the things to say about Edwin. Don't Glas, Honey, you got that awkward age, too old for yo yo's and too young for social security. Don't be silly, Agnes. Can you stitch you? Edwin at the copa cabana carrying on carrying on one rama they carry them out. We better find out who this Eddy money you is there. It is the voice of Firestone Anes. Let me break it to him. Good morning, and that's the joke. Something funny, something Edwin is something good morning. He didn't what's happening here? It's like waking up in the middle of a Miltonville studio audience. William stop ling, I met her before my girdles starts snapping coffee, sit down, and Lily Liple, what's so funny? Column? Oh here, Eddie Montague making a fool of himself with what coppa copana cutie? When his wife finds out Eddie Montague. Now what have they done to the power name of Montague? Lily my public. They've seen the aimsus Montague, king of the Shakespearean stage. Make Kenda love to Julia, sweet overchos Phisia, lyrical love, the porscha. Now the final role mother, You smooching with a Coca capalacuti. It's a different The world will think it's oh, Edwin stopping ridiculous. No one who knows you will ever believe you're running around with a chorus girl. And why not will because of swell well, let's face it, pale at your age. That's what the snickering and wheezing was about. Edward. All I mess was the old gray Mary ain't what he used to be, all right? I missed back to the bread box with the rest of the crumbs. Now, edwuld let me explain. I understand you think I'm true that you'd have a little more respect for me if I began whipping around town with a Coca capalacuty on each arm, holding you up all just for that, You're not getting Memorial Day off. Your old Civil War regiment will march without you. I go bite me a dead en. It's a childish. I wouldn't have stayed married to you twenty five years if I didn't still think you were the most attractive and charming man in the world. Really, Lily, Oh, yes, you're the last of the red hot popic Lily pandever the next time your dressmaker comes, have Agnes's tongue shortens. Not please, I've had enough of this, Edwin. Are you mad? Because I love you and trust you? Would you rather I were jealous if every woman who looked at you, No, Lily, all I wanted was for you to admit that women might still look at me. They do, you know, Edwin? If I thought for a minute, la, I gave them all the once over. But compared to you, you're still my favorite beauty. And what about me, Agnes, You're beautiful too. You have no idea how proud I have a my little family walking down Fifth Avenue on Sunday with Lily on one Saturday and you, Agnes, on the other side, plotting along with the newspaper in your mouth. All right, all right, now, let's have breakfast. Good. I've got a nice hot dollar Parina just waiting to be pushed in his face. As we've got enough bickering for one morning. Some more coffee. Okay, honey, how about you hto Lily Media the copa capana qt. I must put it in my scraper. We's better get Wintel to explain that it is Montague, the Shakespearean actor who's kicking up his heels in the hotspot. Don't mother, you're right? Who believe it? With me? Ah? Mister do, I'll get it. Missus bangs honey at your mother, Mother, lel same, I'm taking you right home to Cleveland. But mother, I flew him in in a time Red wind Sh'S column. How can you stay in the same house with this brute? Now, missus boy, come near me. It's discussing. Mother, Will you listen in my poor besfriends babies. I told you about actors. I knew it wouldn't last twenty five years? What is that summer room? One mad weekend? I suppose one mad weekend on the opening night boat Hill, Mother, Lilis, I told you about men like him. I knew this would have the first time I saw him on the stage in those purples. My dear missus boy, what should Hamlet wear? Oshkosh overall? Mother, nothing's wrong. We're very happy little fool. So he's sweet topped his way off of this again. This is ridiculous, ridiculous? Is it ridiculous for a mother to try and save her baby from an old reprodat who spends every night in speakses with Carlos girls? Mothers, I'm taking you home. Your old room is ready. Uncle Charlie fixed your dollhouse. Oh goody, let's all play spin the battle line. I refused to be treated like a jazz mad Romeo. I'll come a toot, timy cheeks. Thanks heaven, I got here at the time. Mother Edward and I have been married for twenty five years. We'll have it to know. And now what are you going to tell Wendy, Let me explain it to us. Mother Edwin and I are one of the happiest couples in New York. Please even talked to you to line. Oh to think that for this feat you've broken engagement to Charlie Hotchkiss. I want you're about to think you know good would ever come of you. We're happy Charlie Hopkins from the all of you. Who is Charlie Hotchkins a finer man than you will ever be? Mister Edwin Montague, a respectable man Lily was engaged to until you came along with your sneaky ways and let her down the road ruin. Really, mother, Lily, how can you never told me about Charlie hotskillson. He's a boy I grew up with his own dray good star. Now, Lily, just think you threw all that away from mother? Stops edwind. It's an important strange you never told me about this Charlie dry Goods even don't start. I know it's unimportant, but how come you never mentioned this? But it wasn't really an engagement. People just took up for bread and the chuck, and I would shock. Now it's chuck. Everybody forget about it? Yes, and I'd also like to forget that you told me I was the only man in your life. You are? How is this skilly? Let's not discuss it anymore. I'd like to discuss it. I want to know more about these little secrets. I'll tell you about Charlie Hottie. He's a decent, hard working business band. But he must sound dull to you, mister sugar daddy. His name has never mentioned. He got the columns linked with colors. Girls, Will you shut up. Don't you dare speak to my mother like that. You just come't here to cause trouble. Don't shout at it. Do you think I blew here all the way from clean? Well, get on your broom and fly back. And when I'm ashamed of you, he's hold de file for the horrible mother. What is it, Agnes? Look at the time, he'll be late for his broadcast? What broadcast? Never mind what broadcast? I thought the loafer worked to the Shakespearean actor who never worked. Mother, here's a program. And when you may be ashamed of it, but my mother has a right to know what you're doing. Yes, you're big bum, but up to now he's Uncle good heart. He couldn't grow, Mother, all this glass of water comming up Uncle's good heart and listened to him every day. He's what a fine, sweet kind man. Yes, mother, you just saw how sweet and kind he can be. And when don't talk to me, let what you're doing for this man. He's your husband. Mother, Wait till I wait tall, I tell Cleveland my son in law is uncle good. Don't you dare spread it around, Edwin. I'm ready for you to apologize to my mother. Oh Lily, he didn't mean it. You did have a nasty temper, Lily, mother, you never would let me teach you the cook No wonder the poor man was driven to those nightclubs who was hungry. Now wait, Lily and I are happy. Listen to that, Lily, how quick he is to forgive, just as he is on his programs. Come here, Edwin, Yes, mother, shall I sit on your lap? Mother? We've been trying to tell you. Edwin and I are perfectly happy. It was a different Eddie modgu who was mentioned in the column Daby. I knew that all the time you could suspect dear old uncle good time. I'm going to get to the station and I won't be an uncle good heart broadcast today is your coat? Uncle? Now Eden, when you come home, I'm going to have a good home cooked meal waiting for you for the admis does cook? Let her do it. I can stand some good food myself for a tu yeh, Come Bobby late. We'll be back with a magnificent Montague in just a moment. Three times mean good times on NBC. When you're relaxing on Sunday after your busy weekend, why not let NBC's big Sunday lineup, help your eaving along. For example, there's top dramatical listening for the entire family. Every Sunday when Theater Guilt down the Air brings you a one hour adaptation of an outstanding stage of screen success. The brightest stars of Broadway in Hollywood have brought right into your home through the magic of these Theater Guilt presentations. So every Sunday, here Theater Guild on the air on NBC, Allow back to the magnificent Montagu He is just finishing his Uncle Good Heart programs. Listen and so, Ronald, even though you did steal nine hundred and fifty thousand dollars of the firm's money, you did finally realize that the good times and fun you had could not quiet your guilty count. So you went back to the firm and handed back the money that was left. The fact that it was only eight dollars he decided to find it. You realize your mistake, and once again you can hold off your head high, looking forward into the sun and lie. And so ends another episode of Uncle Good Hearts. I'm telling meet you again tomorrow in this little cottage on the sunny side of the lane. Here is uncle good Heart with his thought for the day when your mother in law works in the garden and falls into the poison ivy patch. As she lies there, rising and screaming for help, step up and say, uh, er mustn't scratch hell. There was another epic from coast too. Here's the great director, mister CSA. Oh that was another humdinger of the programs in the I try your name in Winchell's column was in there. It wasn't me. You can tell me, mister Montague. I'm one of the boys. I'll keep it under my hat. God, if you do, it'll be the first time there was ever anything under there. I'll be when I read it. This morning, I said to my wife. There's still life in the old dog. I said, mister Sins. It's a little interest to be what you chattered to your mate as you shared a coconut in that treetop this morning. Oh no, we had pancakes. Boy. My wife won't believe it. She wanted me to bring her up here to meet you. So it's no sense dragging cage all the way up here for that excuse. Way, I almost forgot. The sponsor wants to say. The sponsor when did he get struggled here he comes. Well there, mister Montague, I must say, we don't see much of each other. Knock on wood. I mean, what could I do for you, mister, mister Montague. This item that appeared in the news, mister Bluglias shoe. Now, now, I'm a man of the world, but we can't have stuff like this coming out in the papers. Your uncle, good heart, Remember you don't have to remind me. You're the kindly old philosopher. Don't look good to have your boozing around the Dane getting stinkled with the hotpots me stay out of the papers, Come in sober and give me a reach some night if she's got a friend. Mister. Even though the thought of spending an evening with you ramping through the staloons with a on the piece has made me gilly with excitement, I must blast your hopes. The Edy Montague referred to a mister Winchel is not me. Oh, the Winchell item, I know that wasn't you. That's an Eddie Montague. Things with hot lit bluefos chestra. Then what are you talking about here? Here? What you mentioned in Earl Wilson's column Earl Wilson. You mean you didn't read this. Listen Broadway nightlifers are still laughing at the romantic antics of the famous Shakespearean actor and that beautiful hunk of stuff. Cuddles mcclums Montague Montague accr age. That's what it says, Montague Montague actor, I Cuddles McClue. I don't know how you do it. I think I'm gonna go a bed Dallas nfluo. It's another mistake. I demand the attractions day, famous Shakespearean actor Montague Montague accurrage. Huddles mccoon. I never heard of her. He's a burlesque dancer. Dancer, I say Shakespeare said, what's her name? But Toddles are cool? Oh no, mother, mother, please let me think, Lily, there's nothing to think about. You read her Wilson's column. Now you can still get that plane Keethland. Now, Mother, I'm sure Edwin will have some explanation that I don't want to miss. Both of you. I trust Edward, and I assure you he never heard of a person named Cuddles. Here he comes, Hello, Edwin, Hello, I mean Liddle father, Love Lily, I'm innocent. Get away from her, you vulcher. Yeah, yellow lack, go back here, burle ass Queen Lily. You can't believe, but I don't want to believe. Ris within Truman. No, no, Lily, good heart. Which is the last time anyone in Cleveland will listen to you? They believe me. I never heard of cuddles. I never saw It's all a horrible mistake. As the telephone. Hello, this is what's left of the residence of Edwin Montague and Lily Blain. No satin, Why don't you get in from the country as soon as you read the artist? Oh sure here, come right up now, said the fireworks. Who was that your father? Oh no, that's all I need? The other here, everybody, you're afraid to face your party, Lily, He'll only make it worse, you know him. He gets back on trouble the Lily before he comes. Please believe me. Oh Lily, don't go near him. I'll get it. Welcome, mister man, you my little dog, come here, you lovely wend give me a kid. Let me go, Lily, Lily, my dear bry those tears. I can't stand being a beautiful, luscious woman like you. Cry. Hello, Dad, kiss me you little devil. Watch him, honey, eighty four years old, he's selling that pinching there. That's enough. Wait, who is this vision of loveliness? This angel I see before me, Lily, It can't be Yes, it's my mother, mister, keep your distance, said old mother. Girl for mother, really, you haven't seen him since our wedding. That was enough. Any man who in the middle of his son's wedding will reach over and deliberately in surprise. Mother. Well, hey, silly, my dear, she looks like your daughter. Now where is he? Love? Father is always nice to see you. Hell mother, And I sped half my life trying to teach him to speak correctly, to be a great actor like myself. For what comes out with marbles? Hell? Father? Do alright? Father? All right, Sonny, tell me what are you doing to your marriage? Copa cabana cut? Shame on you boy of your age. Dad. It's not true, is that true, you young fool? Just when it looks as though you and Lily were a good match, you'll have to ruin it hooking around with Coppa Cavanacus. If he was brought up like, oh please, would you shop? Son speaking like that to a lady, Go wash your mouth out with soap, A got fire understands. Yeah, that I of your read Winter's column was about another Montague. I knew it. I had faith in my boys face. What about cuddles? Cuddles? Who's cuddles? A bullets dancer? My son? A Montague with a bullet Oh you all right? Yes, yes, I'm all right? Not please, please, I want to talk to my boy. Hello, Edwin saw father, let me play Edwin. It's not your fault, it's my fault, your fault. Yes, it was my duty to tell you about these things long ago. I guess putting it off. Father. What are you talking about? Edwin? Pay attention. Let's begin from the beginning. There are the birds and the bees, my father. I'm not glad. Quiet Wiet. You have to be told these things sometimes, Father, What are you trying to tell me? I've never met this couple. I don't know her. I never had anything to do with her or any girl. Nay, are you telling Daddy the truth? Yeah? I'm ashamed of you, I say, yes, it's a shame. You're no son of mine. Head. When I first read that item you and a Coppa cutie, I thought, at last, he's a Montague head when I was your age, gentmen, I he oh, well, the Montague spirit just never reached you, Lila, the father help me convince Daddy will fix it. He gad with a stupid kid? What is it? Dead? Did the beasts confess? Not about cuddles, Lila, I've just had a long talk with Edwin. He knows nothing about her. In fact, this boy here knows nothing about anything. Speak only when you're spoken to, sonnay son, don't encourage him. Lily, my dear, how could you have ever doubted this pudding faced offspring of mind and now live? Said vala father, Lily, you are either the most fortunate or most unfortunate of women in this spiritless hulk that I have tried to mold in Watka that burns but one flame, And that flame, Lily, is for you. Oh, when I've been a fool, certainly have been, Lily? Where you out of your mind? Jame on you, Lily, mother? Did you hear what his father said? Burn but one's play? You're a lucky girl to have the son of such a father, My dear missus vohm, what is it that Shakespeare said about beauty? What I always say about the way her beauty makes this ball a feasteing presents full of life. Her beauty makes his boat. It's nine o'clock on the bed. Good Night's coming. Most of the day. I shall do everything in my part of forget good night, my day, missus vome. Now that the children are asleep, Now I show you a bit of New York. I shouldn't wait, don't get my colls are going to make teams, will go to dream. Hello, love me and Rose apartment, apartment for your five please you ma, He visits POOPSI I'm busy tonight. Yeah, yes, business, Eh, yes, I saw it. Yes, we got an Earl Wilson's column. Nah, and my boy almost got the credit for it. Eh. Tomorrow maybe good. I see. I'm going to my team. I'm ready, My dear, May I take your arm here? Join us again? Next party at the same time for another transcribed visit with a magnificent Montague starring Marty Woolley, created and directed by Matt Hikings, written by Matt Hiking and Billy free Berg and Seymour with Lily Fred Calton was Agnes. Included in tonight's cast were Art Connie as Cyrol Montague. Johnny Getson is Zinzer, Barbara Weeks as Missus Bullam, and Cliff Hall is mister Flugos. Jack Ward was at the organ. This is Don Pardo saying stay tuned for Duffy's Tavern, which follows. Immediately have fun at Duffy's Tavern. Then It's the Life of Riley on NBC.