1 00:00:00,680 --> 00:00:06,120 Everything is just messy, but all is fair in love and sea rats to 2 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:14,199 me, laughs at some insinuation that Natalia makes, and Sandy, having gone 3 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:24,079 through the leadership management circuit, having gone through recovery, having read and listened 4 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:28,760 to no less than fifty seven self help books, knows that this is just 5 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:32,000 not something that can be done from a leadership position. I mean, you 6 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:55,600 can't laugh like this. Welcome aboard another brand spanking new episode of another Blowdeck 7 00:00:55,640 --> 00:01:00,240 podcast. My name is Dylan. I am far, far, far away. 8 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:06,480 Not saddle that next to one Patrick kicking. No, we're not together. 9 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:07,560 I miss you, Dell. It's not the same not having you in 10 00:01:07,599 --> 00:01:11,840 the same rum pal. No, I know, it's not the same at 11 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:15,439 all. We're in very different places. I'm in Virginia, you were in 12 00:01:15,519 --> 00:01:21,719 Los Angeles. There are trees here. There are also Can you hear my 13 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,400 family screaming right now? Oh no, no, no, no, no. 14 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:26,239 Finish your thought, Dylan, it's it's very mine. I actually like 15 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:30,439 the ambience of the love of a family. Okay, it sounds like you 16 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:34,439 guys are having dinner back there or something. We're playing a game called I 17 00:01:34,519 --> 00:01:40,519 think it's called blank slate, and you pull up a word and then everybody 18 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:46,040 gets to write on the whiteboard what it is. So the most recent clue 19 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:51,680 was Maine, and I wrote bitch and everyone else wrote street except for my 20 00:01:51,799 --> 00:01:56,560 wife who wrote how and it was it was a beautiful that's why you're married. 21 00:01:56,760 --> 00:02:00,680 Yeah, exactly. You finish each other's sentences, hondo pe baby, 22 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,959 So listen, Pat, we got to hit some PSAs before we get out 23 00:02:04,959 --> 00:02:07,719 of the way. One of them should probably be about how people need to 24 00:02:07,719 --> 00:02:10,719 shut the fuck up that this is a zoom show. Go ahead, yes, 25 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,039 yes, yes, yes, Look, Dylan and I don't think I've 26 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,719 taken a week off in like two years, so God forbid one of us 27 00:02:16,759 --> 00:02:20,319 has to travel. Well, when one of us has to travel, the 28 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:23,240 only way that we can record this to deliver this very popular podcast is to 29 00:02:23,319 --> 00:02:28,520 a little technology called zoom. Zoom is inferior to how we typically record this 30 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,280 podcast, so we're doing it anyway, and please refrain from any comments. 31 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:40,840 Shut up. You know you were total American Airlines employee there for pretty much 32 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:44,159 the entire time, and then you told them to shut up, so you 33 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:47,360 saved it. But anyways, we have other public service announcements. Pat, 34 00:02:47,759 --> 00:02:51,919 thanks for going Gangbusters. We can't thank you guys enough. I mean, 35 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:55,520 my goodness, the growth the numbers are up. Thank you for sharing the 36 00:02:55,520 --> 00:03:00,639 show and to reward you as listeners of this another blow podcast feed, we're 37 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:06,360 going to add a second show. That second show is Winterhouse. Why would 38 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:09,840 we put Winterhouse on a below deck feed, well, dill Well, audience, 39 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:17,199 that's because half the cast of this season's Bravos Presents winter House is below 40 00:03:17,199 --> 00:03:23,599 deck c rats, including a captain. Captain Sandy makes an appearance at Winterhouse. 41 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:27,680 Dare I say that's jumping the shark, but fuck it, they did 42 00:03:27,719 --> 00:03:32,120 it anyway. Yeah, and you guys know, go to patreon dot com 43 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:40,080 for lots of other fun stuff. I will be recapping my trip. Some 44 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:46,039 of the fun stories include, you know, winter Houses. Maybe Hannah Burner 45 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:51,439 wasn't on that, but Summerhouses. Hannah Berner's boyfriend Dez saw him do stand 46 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:55,080 up at the Comedy Seller. That was an experience. Also went to Interactive 47 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:59,000 Theater where I saw a lot of cocks and somebody with a goat head, 48 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,360 poor blood all over a naked woman who was screaming with a baby in her 49 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:04,960 hand. So we'll talk about all that kind of stuff at patreon dot com. 50 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Slash another podcast, Oh diill if you don't mind, let me do 51 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:12,599 one more tease on another podcast show, which is at our five dollars. 52 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:15,400 Here, I will be sharing a story where I got any road rate in 53 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:20,120 road rage incident this past Friday and the other person decided to threaten me with 54 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:26,000 a gun, so I will run everybody through that story. We just have 55 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:30,680 really really fun stuff coming to Patreon, so hop over there. But what 56 00:04:30,759 --> 00:04:32,920 are we here to do tonight with one of the most fun things talk about 57 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,920 below Deck? Unfortunately for me if I could get into my pots, it 58 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:41,879 wasn't that fun for me tonight. Hmm, you go with me going, 59 00:04:42,519 --> 00:04:49,759 of course, just a unremarkable episode of Below Deck med. An unremarkable episode 60 00:04:49,759 --> 00:04:56,240 of below Deck med. Let's get the charter guests off, let's go sucking 61 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:00,959 fuck, let's let's do some binge drinking, and let's per ourselves of this 62 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:05,399 energy because this is not sustainable. Okay, there's too much backstabbing, there's 63 00:05:05,439 --> 00:05:13,079 too much nastiness, there's too much toxicity. This early on in the season, 64 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,519 it gives you this sense of dread in your balls or whatever organs you 65 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:19,160 have that this is not going to be a good season, and nobody wants 66 00:05:19,199 --> 00:05:23,680 that. People want to be optimistic, people want to see hope ahead of 67 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,560 them. That's not what we have right now. We are in the doldrums. 68 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:30,199 Natalia is a vile human being right now, a wow Chile human being. 69 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:35,839 If I was to me, I would either put eyedrops in whatever Stanley 70 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:39,360 cup she's drinking out of, or I would just try to get her fired. 71 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:43,240 I would just say I can't work with her. She's gone now, 72 00:05:43,319 --> 00:05:48,800 Dylan, not a good episode, six Pots. I agree with of your 73 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:53,120 thoughts on that, Dylan. This environment is too toxic, too toxic for 74 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:56,759 my television. It reminded me of horrible jobs I've had where my co workers 75 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:01,279 are constantly backstabbing each other and that's not enjoyable. It's fun for a little 76 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:04,560 while and then it gets really old and you want the people to stop talking. 77 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:09,120 So in our case, we can't have that because we got to recap. 78 00:06:09,199 --> 00:06:11,279 You know, we're the number one Below Deck podcast in the world, 79 00:06:11,399 --> 00:06:14,439 so we have to cover this stuff. But yeah, I've had an ass 80 00:06:14,439 --> 00:06:19,720 load of the infighting. It's time to try and end this misery and become 81 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:24,040 friends or whatever you can do to work together because we want the sucking and 82 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:28,240 fucking. That's the important part of this show. The fan, the sucking, 83 00:06:28,319 --> 00:06:33,120 and the fucking. Mm hm, those three things, Dylan. One 84 00:06:33,199 --> 00:06:39,240 note on Natalia. I will say her behavior this episode was unbecoming. She 85 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:44,399 would not let it go and try and communicate better and end this with Toomey 86 00:06:44,399 --> 00:06:49,000 despite Toomey's efforts. That being said, Natalia, for a couple episodes, 87 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:53,839 as the chiefs do here, didn't have an issue with anybody, and so 88 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:57,839 this is like a different Natalia, and I don't know what's causing all of 89 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:02,079 this. Obviously, their first meeting did not go well, but initially both 90 00:07:02,079 --> 00:07:04,639 of them weren't able to let it go. But it seems like Toomey has 91 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:10,519 now started to try and make amends with this and Italian refuses. So with 92 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:14,839 that, I will give you that natalia Is behavior is pretty bad. I 93 00:07:14,879 --> 00:07:18,079 wouldn't call it vile, yeah, anyway, but I didn't like the episode 94 00:07:18,079 --> 00:07:21,160 either of forty knots. Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and call it vile. 95 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:29,240 You know, it reminded me of Danielle post Carl and Lindsay's marriage ceremony. 96 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,639 I know we talked about that last week, but it really was like 97 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:34,839 her going around and talking to the dish boys at the restaurant about how she 98 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:42,480 did not know that this was happening. Something that has added a wrinkle to 99 00:07:43,279 --> 00:07:46,839 this is, yes, Natalia had a much easier time. She got along 100 00:07:46,879 --> 00:07:56,279 with everybody, but Toomey is dealing with three things. Demanding charter guests who 101 00:07:56,319 --> 00:08:07,279 have a vegan food scale. Okay, she's got, she's got whatever Shakespearean 102 00:08:07,839 --> 00:08:11,360 I'm not I don't really know the plays all that well, but whatever deceitful 103 00:08:11,519 --> 00:08:20,480 backstabbing sprite in whatever play, Kyle is filling fulfilling that role. So she's 104 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,839 got to deal with Kyle, and also she's got to deal with Natalia. 105 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:26,600 So there's a lot of things. There's a lot going on against Toomey. 106 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:33,639 But hopefully this whole thing gets sorted out. You gave it two pots forty. 107 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,120 So we pick up, yeah, oh yeah, I was gonna say, 108 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:41,279 who wants to start the show. It sounds like it's you. Yeah. 109 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,840 We pick up with quite a bit of beef. Toomy and Natalia are 110 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:48,440 not doing well, and Toomy is talking herself up like she is about to 111 00:08:48,639 --> 00:08:52,240 kill somebody, because that's what you do when you're about to kill somebody for 112 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:56,120 the first time. If you're not a seasoned pro, you kind of have 113 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:58,519 to gash yourself up a little bit. And you know, we were talking 114 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:01,679 about early at dinner because this is what we talked about at dinner as a 115 00:09:01,759 --> 00:09:07,480 tamdling. You know, it's there is nothing more terrifying than a human being 116 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:13,720 who has these little idiosyncratic improvements to their murder, like the Golden State Killer. 117 00:09:13,919 --> 00:09:18,559 The fact that you learned how to put plates plates on people's backs, 118 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:20,919 that's like, that's like, Oh, I have this idea, I'm going 119 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,120 to execute it. You know, it's like an m you're talking about innovation, 120 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:31,759 don't yes, exactly, but to me it is not that I have 121 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:33,399 some thoughts on this. Okay, so the show starts off. I think 122 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:39,639 at this point both they both head back to their corners after the dustop and 123 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:45,720 can I just say this, don't because I experienced a very traumatic engagement with 124 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,159 another human with a stranger this past weekends. As I teased its top. 125 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:52,279 The worst thing is after you have one of these fights with someone, and 126 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:56,480 it's that five minutes after, it's one of the worst feelings. I think 127 00:09:56,480 --> 00:10:00,840 it's a human being. Dude, one would aren't you being eaten by a 128 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:03,440 grizzly bear and then contemplating why did I not bring the pepper spray while he's 129 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:07,480 eating your arm? That is the worst feeling as a humand be But this 130 00:10:07,519 --> 00:10:11,799 is second Yeah, or I like calling somebody fat and seeing them get really 131 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:15,799 hurt by it because you're like, boy, did I go too far? 132 00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:18,679 Yeah? I go too far? All those thoughts of roll through your head. 133 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:24,000 It's not pleasant. But then what's weird about this is Natalia throughout the 134 00:10:24,039 --> 00:10:33,840 episode bounced in this what a very unpleasant feeling to be taking carrying on for 135 00:10:33,919 --> 00:10:37,639 a number of days. Yeah, she's She's like Godzilla. If you hit 136 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:45,240 Godzilla with a nuclear weapon, he just gets stronger, you know. But 137 00:10:45,360 --> 00:10:48,399 yeah, dude, the whole episode, I was thinking about how shitty it 138 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:54,960 is to stew in this thing that they have just constant. Luckily, she's 139 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:58,200 relegated her to the sheet dungeon so she doesn't have to interact with her all 140 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:03,039 that much. But yeah, you know everybody's had this with a coworker where 141 00:11:03,039 --> 00:11:07,279 you're just like, I want to I want you to be my first kill, 142 00:11:07,639 --> 00:11:11,240 and hopefully I don't get better at it and eventually learn how to subdue 143 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,759 people like the Golden State Killer. But I want you to be my first 144 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:22,799 kill. She I guess the thing with Kyle being involved in this whole thing 145 00:11:24,759 --> 00:11:28,080 is starting to come to the four and it's It's what we talked about last 146 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:33,200 week. There's no way that this guy cann There's really no way that anybody 147 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:41,320 can contain this kind of three faced back talking. Here's the insanity. Well 148 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:45,840 he is. He is Heath Ledger's Joker. All he wants is for the 149 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:48,720 world to burn. I don't think there's an endgame here. As far as 150 00:11:48,799 --> 00:11:52,279 him coming on this boat, he's just starting to fire here, putting the 151 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:56,480 fire over there. Oh that fire is starting to go out. Let me 152 00:11:56,480 --> 00:12:01,720 throw some more fucking kerosene on it. It's quite yeah, yeah yeah. 153 00:12:01,759 --> 00:12:07,120 And then that that famous joker line where he's he says, uh all South, 154 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:11,320 South African and gay. He says, I have nothing to hide when 155 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:18,120 pressed. So we move on to you know, we'll get to them talking 156 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:22,320 to Sandy and failing to resolve this, but really quickly, Pat, what 157 00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:26,080 what's your take on this Max guy? Because we can't do this guy all 158 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:31,399 season. This guy's got to get fired or swim away. It can't happen, 159 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:35,600 you know. I like a good attitude and kind of a positive attitude, 160 00:12:35,639 --> 00:12:39,279 and he kind of brings that to the boat. But he doesn't feel 161 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,320 the same way about US Americans and South Americans. He thinks we work a 162 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:45,440 little too hard. Dylan. Yeah, he thinks everyone should sit down with 163 00:12:45,480 --> 00:12:48,559 one of those fucking fancy croissants and wearing a beret outside a cafe. And 164 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,759 that's just not how you get That's not how you uh, you know, 165 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,240 earn your keeper on these boats, you know what I mean? Yeah, 166 00:12:54,399 --> 00:13:01,159 Yeah, I'm wearing a croissant hat. I go at the Dominant again workshop 167 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:07,320 and yeah, if you want to see it, because it's a great hat. 168 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:09,200 I mean, pahat is it not a great hat? It's a wonderful 169 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:11,720 hat. We should probably, uh, I don't know, buy a few 170 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:15,960 while you're there doing and then we'll sell some online or something. I don't 171 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:22,320 know, what are you doing wearing a Houston's a Houston Astros hat. That's 172 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,480 not a Houston Astros hat? What is it? Just has an I don't 173 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,360 know, it just has an h on. I don't even know. Okay, 174 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:31,759 store, it's right, yeah, yeah, because you know people, 175 00:13:31,799 --> 00:13:35,720 they when they first see us on YouTube, they're like, I don't know 176 00:13:35,759 --> 00:13:43,120 who's who, and yeah, that's Pat Hacky and I'm chissant boy. So 177 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:48,759 go to another bull Deck podcast on YouTube. So Natalia is going around and 178 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:52,519 ship, talking to me, talking to me and the scouts or knows that 179 00:13:52,879 --> 00:13:58,000 this needs to get solved because if it does not get solved, the boat 180 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:01,759 is going to hit a fucking iceberg and everybody aboard this vessel is going to 181 00:14:01,879 --> 00:14:13,120 do And given given that hypothetical or what the scouser feels is a sure thing, 182 00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:18,600 I agree it does need to get sorted out because that was a tragedy. 183 00:14:18,919 --> 00:14:24,840 Oh oh the Titanic. Yeah yeah, man, yeah, man, 184 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,840 that was sad. It was so sad. Let me pull up some death 185 00:14:28,879 --> 00:14:33,360 statistic Titanic real quick. I can tell you, man, I can tell 186 00:14:33,399 --> 00:14:37,399 you because I was obsessed with that when I was a kid. I think 187 00:14:37,399 --> 00:14:41,559 it was twelve hundred and fifty people. Wow, yeah, amazing, and 188 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:46,320 not one of them was Billy's same. So we're leaving the Dog for the 189 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:48,799 first time with these charter guests, and I completely forgot that we were in 190 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:54,600 the middle of a of a charter. I don't know how. Maybe it's 191 00:14:54,639 --> 00:15:00,159 the weed, I'm not sure. But we get a little tutorial on how 192 00:15:00,159 --> 00:15:03,519 to pour the proper mimosa from Mecca. Now, Pat, you are a 193 00:15:03,919 --> 00:15:09,360 big mimosa boy. How do you feel about this tutorial? I believe it 194 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:15,279 was Uh it was a full glass of champagne doing blacks orange juice, So 195 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,360 that would just be a glass of the champs there. That is just some 196 00:15:18,519 --> 00:15:24,519 bubble mimosa has orange juice in it. Yeah, yeah, and have strawberry 197 00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:35,279 right right? Or charcoal that's right? What what what is your ratio for 198 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:41,120 a mimosa? Oh fifty fifty Okay, well that's patently insane. But but 199 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:45,480 the reason yours is fifty to fifty is because you're you're doing a long haul. 200 00:15:45,720 --> 00:15:48,679 Okay, you gotta strip ahead of you on ad I got two bottles 201 00:15:48,679 --> 00:15:54,519 I gotta kill Yeah. Yeah, you can't just kill them with ninety tens. 202 00:15:56,039 --> 00:16:00,240 You gotta get drumsy fast. Okay. So Sandy, there's a pattern 203 00:16:00,279 --> 00:16:07,759 of Sandy's leadership this entire episode, and it's really you got this she It's 204 00:16:07,159 --> 00:16:12,000 she She Homer Simpsons, every Homer, Simpsons, Grandpa, every single person 205 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:15,720 that walks up, Harry, I have a question about what you'd like me 206 00:16:15,759 --> 00:16:19,120 to do, and she just grabs some mother she turns them around, and 207 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,039 she goes, you got this, you got this, do your thing, 208 00:16:22,559 --> 00:16:26,639 you do it. You're in charge, you make the decisions. Oh then 209 00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:30,759 what do we need you here? I don't think she's driving the boat. 210 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:37,960 I think that Sandy would be really good on a sleep app or meditation app. 211 00:16:38,799 --> 00:16:44,360 I do think that there is a rule within that space that people from 212 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:49,919 Florida cannot voice those things. But that's really the only thing keeping her out 213 00:16:49,919 --> 00:16:56,360 of that. So get a little bit of a Meanwhile, meanwhile, Luca 214 00:16:56,399 --> 00:16:59,679 telling us Laura is making his life really easy. I love this Laura girl, 215 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,119 quickly becoming one of my favorites. He's amazing and industrious, fun. 216 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:11,599 She's going to be his lead deckhand. But because Sandy did not give him 217 00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:17,480 express permission or direct right, he's gonna wait on that. So breakfast is 218 00:17:17,519 --> 00:17:21,640 syrup. The anchor has dropped, and we get to a pink underwear gossip 219 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:26,559 session with Kyle and Italia in the laundry dungeon. Yes, her and Kyle 220 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,559 chat and Italia she's complaining about to me and hinting her days are numbered. 221 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:37,119 And this is when Kyle does quite the hypocritical posture, takes quite the hypocartial 222 00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:41,400 bost He says, are you talking shit? And then he tells us he's 223 00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:48,599 realizing his involvement in all of this may have made things worse. This was 224 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:52,920 like, this would be like Charles Manson concening you probably shouldn't have hung out 225 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:56,279 with young people as much as he did, you know, and it really 226 00:17:56,440 --> 00:18:04,039 understores, you know, level of involvement. Really, it would be Charles 227 00:18:04,079 --> 00:18:11,759 Manson having regret that he allowed so many of his family to be a part 228 00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:18,680 of a clandestine testing outfit called mk Ultra, which and listen, I got 229 00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:22,400 all the vaccines. Okay. Everybody knows I got the vaccines, okay, 230 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:26,559 and everybody knows that. I'm kind of kidding Kyle. I think maybe a 231 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:33,559 source of just too much yucky this season. We've heard that he's gonna get 232 00:18:33,599 --> 00:18:40,920 fired. I just that's that's going to be this kind of like I don't 233 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:44,720 know, like a wellspring of darkness like in a in a Zelda game or 234 00:18:44,759 --> 00:18:48,559 something like that. I'm just very, very worried about it. So we 235 00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:56,119 move on. Sandy tells to Mey that she can talk to her. To 236 00:18:56,279 --> 00:19:03,000 me, you can talk to me, and that is an Abbot and Costello 237 00:19:03,799 --> 00:19:10,440 thing waiting to happen. But you know, Toomey does confide in Captain Sandy. 238 00:19:10,519 --> 00:19:14,359 And what does Captain Sandy say? She crouched by the shoulder. She 239 00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:22,039 turns her right around and she says, you've got this. It's like, 240 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:26,599 how was help? I will say. She does leave her with some some 241 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:30,759 sage advice. She says, lead with kindness, not authority. Now go 242 00:19:30,799 --> 00:19:37,319 get out of here and do whatever you're going to do. But because the 243 00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:42,519 kindness line is is important and bigger issue, Sandy will step in, which 244 00:19:42,559 --> 00:19:48,920 she does later on and we'll talk about it. But she does a similar 245 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:55,000 thing when she does step in. The Natalia continues to pull at Daniel at 246 00:19:55,039 --> 00:20:00,559 the engagement. She's talking to Anne. This is how like? This is 247 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:07,640 how addicted to spreading this tea and Italia is She's talking to Okay, Anne 248 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,400 is an ironing board. She's not even a human being. Why are you 249 00:20:11,559 --> 00:20:15,480 talking to Anne about this? She talks to microwaves anything that will listen. 250 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,920 Kind of Yeah, that's when we get a little bit of sea rat history. 251 00:20:22,279 --> 00:20:26,839 By the way. I can't wait to get to to me sea rat 252 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,279 history, which is among, if not the most, if not like top, 253 00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:34,799 it's top three bars. It is number one. It is the most 254 00:20:36,039 --> 00:20:45,079 insane sea rat history I think I've ever heard. But we'll get what eight 255 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:52,000 year old ballet is important enough. This is a stadium, okay, This 256 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:56,920 is the venues not making seven hundred and fifty grand on this evening. Okay, 257 00:20:57,079 --> 00:21:00,279 and there's no backup danser, but it has to be Yeah, no, 258 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:03,680 you could have. I think it would have been okay if you skip 259 00:21:03,759 --> 00:21:08,200 that recital. Yeah, okay, so we get some sea red history here 260 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:18,920 though with here what what Max is? I can't say that word anymore. 261 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:25,119 Max is uh interesting? Yes, Max is interesting, and he has a 262 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:30,559 d D. And he was told to take Riddlin and through his own volition 263 00:21:30,759 --> 00:21:33,880 he decided to one floor over, the one floor over the cuckoo's nest with 264 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:38,960 them. He did not take the pills. Max take the pills. Mm 265 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,920 hmm. Well, we don't want to advocate anybody take pills, but you 266 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:47,160 know it's your free choice, your free will. But if you have a 267 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:52,720 diagnosed problem and there is a pharmaceutical enhancement, you should take the pills for 268 00:21:53,039 --> 00:21:59,640 everyone around him, perhaps not for him, but uh yeah, well we 269 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,519 live in a society, Patrick, I mean, you have to helpless at 270 00:22:02,519 --> 00:22:07,039 some point, you do, I understand, I understand. Natalia is yeah, 271 00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:11,720 the fire is spewing around the boat, and the scous are and Toomey, 272 00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:18,559 despite that, are doing pretty well at this point. And the Scouser 273 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:27,720 realizes that it's because of Natalia's kind of firebrand gossip that they're his and Toomey's 274 00:22:27,759 --> 00:22:33,839 relationship is strained. But we we more on that later. We've got plenty 275 00:22:33,839 --> 00:22:40,519 of meanwhiles to hit here, unless you want to address anything's in particular. 276 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:45,079 We are we going to get to that surprise picnic at Santa Margarita. Yeah, 277 00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:51,519 yeah, yeah, of course, because there's there's five minutes of poke 278 00:22:52,480 --> 00:23:00,240 wave runners and I just have written down. Can we get to the fucking 279 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:03,839 in the sucking. I don't want us to be pervs or anything, or 280 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:08,319 for you to think that were pervs. Listen, we're happily married, committed 281 00:23:08,359 --> 00:23:14,279 people who just who we lived through set. We lived through set. We 282 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:18,160 have to live vicariously through somebody. Let's get to the fucking sucking in the 283 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:22,200 fucking I can postmates poke whenever I want, and I can I can eat 284 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:26,039 it and I can go. Oh. Yeah, it isn't a good idea 285 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:30,359 to eat poke because it's trash fish for seventeen dollars. You can immediately taste 286 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,000 that. It's not. Okay, Yes, you can get to a castle 287 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,000 pick. Oh. Can I give a little history on this? I love 288 00:23:37,079 --> 00:23:44,039 that. Okay. So Santa Margarita is a place where people killed each other, 289 00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:51,200 and it's also where Leonardo DiCaprio is able to finger twenty five year old 290 00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:55,359 models. Okay, it's nice to see the grounds of once dround in blood 291 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,119 now transformed into kind of a Torus destination. Yeah, you know what I 292 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:02,319 mean, which can kind of buy it now? Right? People used to 293 00:24:02,319 --> 00:24:04,640 put swords to each other, right, and you go up there and party. 294 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,400 By the way, I did some research. I heard Leo tried to 295 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,200 rent Gettysburg for a day. Tourism commission said we know what you're up to, 296 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:15,079 buddy, and they would not let them out. I have been I've 297 00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:19,359 been listening and watching some some press come out around Keller's of the Flower Moon, 298 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:25,160 and there's this vibe with people. I think now, given the cultural 299 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:30,720 movement that we've been going through where there are women actors who are like adults 300 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,960 and they're having to do press with Leo, and I could just feel like 301 00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:41,359 a kind of vibe. You know, Leo, he's got the heck man, 302 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:45,480 Listen, you do all the coke you want have sex with older people. 303 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:51,720 M George Clooney. He had to hang it up. You know there's 304 00:24:51,759 --> 00:24:53,720 a few of them out there, right. You can't take this into your 305 00:24:53,720 --> 00:25:00,200 fifties. Pal, You're gonna be You're gonna look like a scumbag. I 306 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,799 know you want to finger twenty five year olds at the Santa Margarita Castle. 307 00:25:04,279 --> 00:25:10,000 Okay, but we're gonna frown upon that. Okay. Yeah, it's not 308 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:15,079 cool anymore. It's just not so. While the women are lugging shit up 309 00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:19,240 the mountain, Max is fucking off. I cannot do this silent film actor 310 00:25:19,279 --> 00:25:27,519 anymore. I just I don't. He's kind of fun. He's in like 311 00:25:30,079 --> 00:25:34,640 he's in a chaplain movie. In every scene is you know, and I 312 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:38,279 love that. Laura or Lara, I'm not sure which one it is, 313 00:25:41,279 --> 00:25:44,519 just for such she hates him. She wants to kick him in the deck. 314 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,440 She wants to kick him in the deck. It just adding further to 315 00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:52,920 the lore of her. She's just she's amazing. I love that Kyle gets 316 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:56,000 there after they've been lugging shit up and setting shit up, and he's like, 317 00:25:56,319 --> 00:26:00,000 we have to walk up that. I'm sorry, we have to. 318 00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:03,160 I got to get a South African accent down because we've got to do impressions 319 00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:07,519 of him. I'm going to work work on that now. I want to 320 00:26:07,559 --> 00:26:10,000 say this. I think I'm not sure if we're there. We skipped over 321 00:26:10,039 --> 00:26:14,400 it. Jessica is starting to have an ass load of nats complaining and we 322 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:18,480 get a montage of it. So Bravo did not really dirty here, not 323 00:26:18,599 --> 00:26:22,000 dirty or just kind of let it play how it's being perceived on the boat. 324 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:25,759 Meanwhile, Chef Jack has a novel idea. Hey, one of the 325 00:26:25,759 --> 00:26:32,640 two you sit down in chat. Yeah, later Sandy will recommend that. 326 00:26:32,839 --> 00:26:37,640 But yeah, Chef Jack thought that up. Well, that'd be a great 327 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,880 thing. Do you know why, because it's making his life difficult. No, 328 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:47,039 it has nothing to do with that Patrick. If they do not resolve 329 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:52,000 this, they're going to run into a fucking iceberg and everyone will die. 330 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:57,319 Lit in fucking half twelve people are going to die in the nineteen teens or 331 00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:04,839 whatever it was twelve. So yes, this is when you know we're the 332 00:27:04,839 --> 00:27:10,680 guest go shopping. Kyle's fat rolls are blowing in the wind, and Jessica 333 00:27:11,039 --> 00:27:21,640 spills a little bit of tea here that Toomey has told her that Natalia's job 334 00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:26,680 is not getting done. She's not okay with the quality of her work right 335 00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:30,720 now. And all this is happening when Natalia is out having a little tryst 336 00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:37,599 with Luca and Kyle like a bond girl. So I understand why Toomy's a 337 00:27:37,599 --> 00:27:45,119 little pissed off. When Natalia is arrives back at the boat, Natalia, 338 00:27:45,759 --> 00:27:52,200 in this where do you get off kind of way, calls Toomey up to 339 00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:56,319 the bar to just fight with her. I mean, I didn't realize how 340 00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:59,640 that came to be, all right, So del can I'm gonna get Can 341 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:03,759 I give the breakdown of this interaction between to Me. I guess Jessica had 342 00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:08,079 some involvement in this, all right, So just catch everybody up, all 343 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:12,440 right? So first off, every all parties have a part to play in 344 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,720 this. In my opinion, both to Me and Natalia have been talking about 345 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:21,359 each other, and this leads to all sorts of issues. Nat has spent 346 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,880 the entire day complaining about Toomey to me to her lesser degree, but she 347 00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:29,240 tells Jessica that Nat didn't finish the rooms. Jessica then, in a bad 348 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:36,000 game of telephone, tells Nat that to me is quote unquote annoyed with her. 349 00:28:36,599 --> 00:28:38,839 Then Toomey enters the room, but or that's when Nat called her up 350 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:45,000 there and then Matt Natalia greets are with what now? And then we're off 351 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:49,160 to the races from there. So there's some plausible deniability that Natalia claims with 352 00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:53,440 cleaning rooms versus freshening them up. But the argument isn't about that these two 353 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:57,240 girls hate each other. How do I do? This? Is like? 354 00:29:00,839 --> 00:29:10,799 This is like tigers and I don't know other tigers. 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I can't say I've heard of 399 00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,839 this where two people are in a row and they just despise each other for 400 00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:05,279 no there's no real reason, there's no history, and right out of the 401 00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:07,720 gate, they just cannot get along. Yeah, and they're both kind of 402 00:33:07,759 --> 00:33:13,240 assholes to one of them one another. Yeah. You know, I guess 403 00:33:13,279 --> 00:33:19,599 what happens is there's a perceived grievance and because of the communal hatred just on 404 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:23,519 an energetic level, the reaction to it is way over the top. So 405 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:29,480 there's this kind of blending of the origin, like who really started this whole 406 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,680 thing? There really is no chicken or an egg. It's just the two 407 00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:37,640 of them just hated each other from the jump, like two estranged tigers. 408 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:45,279 So Sandy over here is the screaming, and she brings the gals up to 409 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:52,799 have a little performance review slash hr intervention here, and Natalia goes for the 410 00:33:52,839 --> 00:34:02,039 throat. She says, the Tile messaged right or told her about a text 411 00:34:02,039 --> 00:34:08,800 message that Toomey had been sending him about Natalia to start with that is fucking 412 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:15,280 vicious. That's like bringing a knife fight to a sanctioned boxing event and somehow 413 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,800 putting the knife in the boxing glove and then starting with that kind of stab. 414 00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:21,239 I mean, it's just way out of line. Well, can I 415 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,400 say though, till that really was kind of the beginning of this, right, 416 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:29,320 we're really getting off on a foot with yours who will be your superior 417 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:34,039 already kind of potentially thinking that they could fire you or already have an opinion 418 00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:38,159 of you. I've said this, and I'm not defending Natalia. I just 419 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:44,480 think that she can't, she can't let it go that it started that way, 420 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:49,800 and then I think she's behaved horribly and unable to just let it go 421 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,719 and try and work it out with Toomey. But maybe she's one of those 422 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,960 people that can't let that initial thing just like it's stuck in her craw and 423 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:01,000 she cannot let it go. I don't want to have a house floor debate 424 00:35:01,039 --> 00:35:06,800 with you on this because the truth of the matter is I don't care. 425 00:35:07,519 --> 00:35:12,360 But for the fan's sake, I will say I don't think it did start 426 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:16,440 like that. I think it started with them because Natalia and Toomey hated each 427 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:22,599 other before Kyle even got to the boat and told one another about the texts, 428 00:35:22,639 --> 00:35:27,320 like he didn't text that Toomey was coming for her like he did with 429 00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:31,199 Toomey. It was just the Everything is just messy, but all is fair 430 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:38,159 in love and Sea. Rats. Toomey laughs at some insinuation that Natalia makes, 431 00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:47,880 and Sandy, having gone through the leadership management circuit, having gone through, 432 00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:54,960 having read and listened to no less than fifty seven self help books, 433 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:59,840 knows that this is just not something that can be done from a leadership position. 434 00:36:00,079 --> 00:36:04,159 You can't laugh like this. Sorry, I just heard myself talking and 435 00:36:04,199 --> 00:36:07,079 got distracted. But it's fine, it's fine. I can't hurt myself talking 436 00:36:07,079 --> 00:36:13,239 anymore. Unfortunately, this, this little this lapse, this error kind of 437 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:20,199 overshadows any conversation that we would have had, and nothing gets solved. Sandy 438 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,639 just says, uh, let me put my hands on your shoulders and she 439 00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:29,119 turns to me around and she says, you got this, and some assistance 440 00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:34,840 in navigating this diplomacy would have been really really helpful here, Sand, But 441 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:37,920 that's not I wonder if I wonder if Sandy, like you know, as 442 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,639 you mentioned, she's on this uh this uh what do you call it? 443 00:36:40,679 --> 00:36:44,760 Life advice to her or wherever the hell she's on. I wonder if this 444 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:49,360 week she read a book that said, ah, hands off is the way 445 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,559 to go. Uh huh, and then she just turns on a dime, 446 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,800 you know, new management style, just like that. Well, I don't 447 00:36:54,800 --> 00:37:00,440 do anything. There was a book about integrating Buddhism into the world place and 448 00:37:01,679 --> 00:37:06,880 it's just kind of an even keelness you have to have with your staff and 449 00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:12,360 you have to trust that the cup is going to be filled or don't. 450 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:17,880 I don't know what Buddhists talk about. Let's get to Kyle. Okay, 451 00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:23,639 Natt once again goes to her corner and to continue to talk smack and I 452 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:29,599 just look, I understand why this was probably maddening to you. But while 453 00:37:29,639 --> 00:37:34,400 she's doing that, Kyle finds Toomey to continue being a double agent, and 454 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:39,440 he refers to nat Natalia as a trapped rat that will chew her way out 455 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:45,039 of there. This is supposed to be in Italia's friend. I want to 456 00:37:45,079 --> 00:37:51,079 remind little Finger want to be here. You clean toilets and fucking serve food. 457 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:55,119 It's not Game of Thrones, you idiot. It's so insane to like, 458 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,559 listen, you can talk poorly about people, even people that you love. 459 00:38:00,639 --> 00:38:06,360 You can tell people you know. I don't think they're doing this right. 460 00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:15,000 But to pull this Macavellian trap peas act and call someone a fucking rat, 461 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:19,000 I mean that you don't call people rats. That's just you don't fucking 462 00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:27,679 do that. It's not right. So Kyle, you vicious bitch. Toomey 463 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:34,679 goes to ask Natalia to talk, and you know, this is again where 464 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,559 I don't know why Natalia is not being brought to heal. She's the third 465 00:38:38,679 --> 00:38:44,880 stew I don't know why she has so much power. Who cares that she 466 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:50,840 has seventy thousand Instagram followers or whatever it is. She did not accept our 467 00:38:51,039 --> 00:38:53,400 invite to be a collaborator on our posts, so it doesn't even matter. 468 00:38:53,440 --> 00:39:04,360 Those followers don't matter, right, So why the fuck does n Italia get 469 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,800 to say no, I'm not talking to you right now. And now, 470 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:13,400 I know there has to be times when you know, you can't just force 471 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,360 your employees to do things, but this is uh, this is maritime law. 472 00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:22,760 This there should be a hierarchy here and Toomy should be able to tell 473 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:24,880 Italia sit the fuck down. We're having a conversation right now. And it 474 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:29,119 turns out later in the episode spoiler alert, a night of rest did not 475 00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:37,800 really help things. So we prep for dinner. We're gonna do uh jumbalaya. 476 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:44,760 We're gonna do jerk everything, and we're gonna need to be careful because 477 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:52,239 we've got a vegan here who wants you know, West Indies food, and 478 00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,800 she wants it without any meat, which is listen, that's a tough putt. 479 00:39:57,119 --> 00:40:00,480 That's a tough putt. But you know, I guess there are other 480 00:40:00,519 --> 00:40:07,079 dishes, you know. The I don't know a lot about the cuisine down 481 00:40:07,079 --> 00:40:12,559 there, and just because of the tricky history that this country has with that 482 00:40:12,639 --> 00:40:15,360 part of the world. I'm gonna go ahead and move on. I'm gonna 483 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:21,480 move on. All right. Well, let's go over to Max bringing up 484 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:25,679 his work schedule and his break schedule. And this really gets onto Laura's skin. 485 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:30,280 Yeah, you know, because she just wants to work and this guy 486 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,400 has already gotten He's getting calls in with the labor board union. You know. 487 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,639 He needs four to ten minute breaks a day, a cigarette break a 488 00:40:38,679 --> 00:40:44,519 bank day, and for four holidays. Yeah, and he's not allowed to 489 00:40:44,519 --> 00:40:50,000 touch certain types of ropes. He can touch a lot of the ropes. 490 00:40:51,159 --> 00:40:53,039 Don't act unreasonable. He can touch a lot of the ropes, but there 491 00:40:53,039 --> 00:40:57,880 are just certain ones that he can't. But no, this is a This 492 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:02,760 is a pretty big flare up, and I feel like many people on the 493 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:07,440 show are not long for this show. I don't see a world where Max 494 00:41:07,519 --> 00:41:12,559 makes it through this season. I just don't. Yeah, are you with 495 00:41:12,639 --> 00:41:15,719 me on that? I think he's gonna get shitcted. I am, But 496 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:22,320 there's so many more unlikable people that could be shit canned before him, So 497 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:27,760 we shall see. But yes, he is definitely the weakest link in the 498 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:31,199 the exterior department. Yeah, and I'm not gonna do that American thing where 499 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:36,880 we dunk on the French. But they are lazy pieces of shit. Okay, 500 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:40,679 So no, he doesn't mean that. I don't mean that. I 501 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:45,719 want to go to Paris very very badly, and a lot of France I've 502 00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:51,079 been de nice and they do not open things very often because they're lazy pieces 503 00:41:51,039 --> 00:41:57,800 of fucking I'm absolutely kidding on all right, So we now get to what 504 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:05,440 is the craziest c red history in the history of this show we have or 505 00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:10,599 top three? I think we said usually see rad histories are throwaways. We'll 506 00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:15,519 get to one later on with Anne, who says that she got bullied in 507 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:27,320 uh in high school? Anne, why never mind breakdown to me's see rat 508 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:30,000 history. Oh you're gonna Oh boy, thanks for giving me this duty. 509 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,920 I can take it if you want. I could do this very colorfully if 510 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:37,320 you'd like me to, Oh, please do take it. Okay. Uh? 511 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:43,960 So to me was I believe eight? She was getting ready for a 512 00:42:44,079 --> 00:42:53,320 ballet performance and again she was eight. Her father was gunned down and her 513 00:42:53,360 --> 00:43:02,199 mother told her she's eight right before she was about to go on stage as 514 00:43:02,199 --> 00:43:09,039 an eight year old ballerina, your father was just gunned down. Now to 515 00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:15,320 me, being the Katy Perry professional that she is, oh yes, we 516 00:43:16,199 --> 00:43:22,840 was able to put that bit of bummer news in her back pocket and go 517 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,719 out there and deliver a performance. Now, every once in a while she 518 00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,079 did break and she had to go backstage and cry, but she wiped those 519 00:43:31,119 --> 00:43:36,960 tears away. She went out and she delivered that performance to twelve or thirteen 520 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:40,199 people, and afterwards dealt with the fact that her father had been gunned down, 521 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:45,159 and maybe even worse that her mother had told her that right before she 522 00:43:45,199 --> 00:43:52,840 went on stage. Jesus fucking Christ, what was that story? Oh my 523 00:43:52,960 --> 00:44:00,360 god? Oh yeah, yeah, really really sad, of course, really 524 00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:06,920 really sad. But but dad is made to me the tough manager that she 525 00:44:07,119 --> 00:44:14,719 is. But not though, knock on wood and kiss the people you love, 526 00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:19,920 because tomorrow is never guaranteed. You could have a horrific mother the toys 527 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,800 with your fucking mental health as an eight year old. I mean, things 528 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:30,079 can be out there. Yeah, I think she should have said out, 529 00:44:30,159 --> 00:44:31,159 let's go home, and they said, well, I want to do my 530 00:44:31,199 --> 00:44:36,840 ballet for him, so let's let's go get some ice cream. But that's 531 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:40,719 just me. Yeah, but that's just me, that's just you and you 532 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:45,039 were listen, You're not going to judge anybody's parenting. Leave that to me. 533 00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:52,519 I don't have children. Okay. So and talks to to me, 534 00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,599 apologizes for stirring stirring shit up. Then we get to the c red history 535 00:44:55,599 --> 00:45:00,840 where she was bullied. That is just the most and shiit ever from Anne. 536 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,199 I mean, who was not bullied in school? No? Totally. 537 00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,079 And I also, this is our second Sea Rat history touching upon that. 538 00:45:07,119 --> 00:45:09,920 Didn't she mention that in her first Sea Rat History settment where she's a cheerleader. 539 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:16,519 It's like, okay, although I will say she also uses that as 540 00:45:17,159 --> 00:45:22,599 to I think she was saying that Natalia was a mean girl as she shared 541 00:45:22,639 --> 00:45:27,719 that story. Was this was sneakiness from Anne. I think that she had 542 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:34,199 no idea of the maximizing effect of this maneuver because she's Anne, which is 543 00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:37,239 beautiful, because we don't need a bunch of Kyle's you know we need And 544 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:44,239 but although she is dipping her toes in the talking shit, backstabbing waters here 545 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,119 Dylan, I think right after this conversation, she goes to speak to Kyle 546 00:45:47,559 --> 00:45:52,440 about not being a shit star, thus her being a shit star. Right. 547 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:57,559 Everyone's losing their goddamn minds on this yacht. This is like one of 548 00:45:57,559 --> 00:46:00,880 those aluminum drums with all the ice in the truly is in it, but 549 00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:05,639 it's filled with shit and everyone's stirring it. That's what the season is. 550 00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:16,480 It's crazy Kyle hilariously. So he's like a way I don't want to compare 551 00:46:16,519 --> 00:46:22,599 to gay men like this, but I don't think it's it's unpc enough to 552 00:46:22,599 --> 00:46:24,280 where people are going to get really pissed off, but so I'll go ahead 553 00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:28,880 and do it. He's just like a way worse version of Fraser. You 554 00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,480 know, they have the the the gay excellence and service. They're funny, 555 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:40,239 but Fraser is trying to work. Kyle is trying to kill people emotionally. 556 00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:45,480 I think Fraser is a nice guy who actually doesn't like to engage in this 557 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:55,159 really immature behavior. I think, way different level than Kyle at least. 558 00:46:55,199 --> 00:47:00,400 I think Fraser has a game plan and goals and you know, maybe every 559 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:05,679 once in a while he doesn't join in the team building exercise of volleyball. 560 00:47:06,119 --> 00:47:09,960 Yeah, but but he doesn't engage in what Kyle's doing here. And I'd 561 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:15,159 love to get Kyle on the on the blower and what the hell were you 562 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:21,920 thinking? Yeah, well, I I say they're similar because they they have 563 00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:27,039 they the same witticisms, Like Kyle is just not the same. I'm doing 564 00:47:27,119 --> 00:47:30,599 a derivative and reductive thing where I'm comparing two gay men, and for that 565 00:47:30,079 --> 00:47:35,159 I apologized. But Kyle has this thing where he's like, if you don't 566 00:47:35,199 --> 00:47:37,920 want to die, if you don't want to die, don't fucking cross her. 567 00:47:38,119 --> 00:47:43,199 And you know that's that's what I'm telling you know, that's that's where 568 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:50,079 exaggeration and hyperbole can be used, you know, like a like a rape 569 00:47:50,119 --> 00:47:54,480 yer in the world of comedy. And and Kyle's doing I'm telling you he 570 00:47:54,519 --> 00:47:57,880 thinks he signed up to be on Game of Thrones and he forgot that. 571 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,159 He just cleans bowls of ship all day. Employer, All buddy, All 572 00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:05,440 right, let's get to the nighttime. Well, I was gonna say Sandy 573 00:48:05,519 --> 00:48:10,800 chats with nat encouragers encourages her to have a quote unquote healthy conversation. I 574 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:15,639 want to say I feel bad for Sandy this season because you know, she's 575 00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:22,159 supposed to be driving the boat and now she's constantly being forced as a role 576 00:48:22,199 --> 00:48:29,440 as a guidance counselor. It's kind of odd. I forget what the exterior. 577 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,360 They were all eating lunch, and I think Max was there, and 578 00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:35,880 I think they said that they kicked the dick today. Yeah, yeah, 579 00:48:36,679 --> 00:48:38,400 I think that that's what they said. By the way, I'll take a 580 00:48:38,519 --> 00:48:45,119 kick to the dick anytime. It's the testicles that are the high value target. 581 00:48:45,679 --> 00:48:47,559 You kick those fuckers. They're like the centifuge and the death Star. 582 00:48:49,159 --> 00:48:52,000 You'll you fucking hit them at a right angle to do will fucking blow up. 583 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:59,159 And we've talked about kind of failures and evolution and or if you're a 584 00:48:59,199 --> 00:49:09,960 sane person and intelligent design, but ah, why why the testicles are as 585 00:49:10,079 --> 00:49:16,320 vulnerable as they are. It just makes no goddamn sense to me. So 586 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:21,440 we get to dinner. It is going to be jerk chicken jambalaya, and 587 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,920 there is going to be a separate jumbalaya for a Juwa. I believe it 588 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:30,639 is her name. Leave the fuck alone. If I didn't say that right, 589 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:37,280 Oh my god, she has a vegan scale that they that is not 590 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:43,079 hers. To be fair, they throw up the cairn. But on this 591 00:49:43,199 --> 00:49:45,760 evening, it's a it's a two out of ten. It is not good. 592 00:49:46,199 --> 00:49:55,079 She is not happy at all and requests season fride tofu and French fries. 593 00:49:55,519 --> 00:50:00,559 Now, I thought that Mecca did a really really good job in letting 594 00:50:00,599 --> 00:50:05,880 to me know that Ajulia is not happy. She was like, listen, 595 00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:09,119 I you know that I care about my guests. I want them to be 596 00:50:09,159 --> 00:50:14,920 happy. She doesn't like her food, that's fine, But then we go 597 00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:20,199 fifty yards out of the end zone. We're not even on the field anymore. 598 00:50:20,599 --> 00:50:27,960 When she calls up the chef to interrogate him and break down this cat's 599 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:34,599 cradle of communication between the chiefs Do and the chef about why the tofu was 600 00:50:34,719 --> 00:50:44,760 pan seared instead of deep fried in breaded. What in the world is this? 601 00:50:45,079 --> 00:50:47,880 And also like what it's just like at this thing where they're like, 602 00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,880 you know, us is powerful black woman when we put our foot down boss 603 00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,639 shit. No, that's this is not boss shit. There are plenty of 604 00:50:55,679 --> 00:51:00,119 black women that put their feet down and they do do boss shit. This 605 00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:07,800 is just it's jeekesaw killer ship. It's not good at all. What the 606 00:51:07,840 --> 00:51:13,800 fuck well to me feels because I guess Chef Jackets said that there the communication 607 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:20,880 breakdown was was Toomey's fault, and then Toomey feels that once again, she's 608 00:51:21,039 --> 00:51:25,280 uh, she's getting it up. I guess thrown under the bus, yeah, 609 00:51:25,639 --> 00:51:31,880 or to me, stuck between a rock and madness. Yeah, madness, 610 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:36,000 madness. I was gonna say a rock and an evil gay, but 611 00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:40,400 it's madness. It's good because it's much more than being just Kyle. So 612 00:51:40,679 --> 00:51:47,440 Natalia and Toomy failed to talk once again, and it's really a Natalia failing 613 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:50,760 to talk to me. He's open to it, but we get you to 614 00:51:51,079 --> 00:51:57,039 today and Max is doing pushups obviously because he's got to get the energy out, 615 00:51:57,639 --> 00:52:04,719 and the guests have no minutes left in Paradise. Now the girls are 616 00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,760 really the girls above deck are not doing well with Max at this point. 617 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:13,840 This is going to come to a head at some point, and at the 618 00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:17,119 end of this episode, the entire crew implodes. When they're dog in the 619 00:52:17,119 --> 00:52:24,280 boat, Haley tells Matt to shut the fuck up, essentially, and but 620 00:52:24,599 --> 00:52:29,000 the real, you know, the real guts of the end of the episode 621 00:52:29,119 --> 00:52:32,320 is this interaction between Natalia and to me, Pat, you want to break 622 00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,559 this down for the gang, Yeah, to me, Well, I thought 623 00:52:36,639 --> 00:52:38,960 to Mey's approach here was really good. She kind of just said, look, 624 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,199 I can relate to you, we can relate to each other. Perhaps 625 00:52:42,199 --> 00:52:45,159 we're kind of similar people. That's a good way to kind of get people 626 00:52:45,199 --> 00:52:47,760 to let, you know, kind of let down their guard a little bit. 627 00:52:49,159 --> 00:52:53,920 But Natalia ain't having any of it and immediately gets defensive and begins telling 628 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:59,079 to me how she should have behaved upon entering the boat, which is never 629 00:52:59,119 --> 00:53:05,239 a good idea because you can't you can't redo things. And then I believe 630 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:10,800 Natalia agrees that she'll never be friends with to Mey, but she'll do whatever 631 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:15,079 she asked her to do, something along those lines, which is that's not 632 00:53:15,119 --> 00:53:20,480 going to work out. Yeah, thank you Natalia for making this such a 633 00:53:20,519 --> 00:53:25,400 great work environment. Really, you're doing such a good job. Hopefully this 634 00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:30,719 gets better in the coming weeks. We've got a TBC card, as we 635 00:53:31,119 --> 00:53:44,159 usually get when there is extended tired drama, because what would happen if we 636 00:53:44,159 --> 00:53:49,280 were afforded a glimpse into next week. The narrative of the show would be 637 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:53,039 ruined. It would be absolutely ruin. And this really gets my cheese because 638 00:53:53,440 --> 00:54:00,679 I love a next Week on so much. I love an next week on 639 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:04,960 so much and the fact that they TBC US as often as they do. 640 00:54:05,199 --> 00:54:09,440 I really think it's just Bravo not feeling like editing a next week on. 641 00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:14,320 I think it's ridiculous. But anyways, that's it for us jumping the iTunes 642 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,039 ratings and reviews, five stars, kind words. Join us at patreon dot 643 00:54:17,119 --> 00:54:22,840 com. Slash another podcast network for a banger of an aps coming up. 644 00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:31,199 We will announce the live meetup probably next week. Well we can't do it 645 00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:36,639 on hall, It'll probably be on the thirtieth, but we'll announce the meetup 646 00:54:36,679 --> 00:54:39,960 next week for the twelve dollars chier members. Join us on YouTube, Instagram, 647 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:45,440 all that fun stuff. Pat Any final thoughts or are recent, Just 648 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:50,519 remember we'll be doing Winterhouse next week, so share that. If you're not 649 00:54:50,599 --> 00:54:52,199 a fan of that show, you've never watched it, why don't you give 650 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:57,800 Dylan and I give us a shot. Give it a shot, all right, 651 00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:00,679 we'll see a lovely people next week. I'm Dylan saying, Pats say 652 00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:01,440 goodbye. Waiter bit