Comedy Central Podcast. How nice? Thank you very much, thank you very
much, so glad to see that you are also me. The truth is
I' m pretty good, even though a few weeks ago I found out
that a guy I hooked up with is now screeching thanks for the empathy.
Yeah, pretty frightful. I discovered the situation because the guy put up a
story about Whatsapp, that is, in Whatsapp he didn' t put up
a photo in which he saw a priest ordering madness. I don' t
know if you know what it' s like to put your hands on his
head. Yeah, and I thought oysters, that priest has his hands where
one day I had my hands. Yeah, that priest and I made a
high fife through this guy' s head. I' m pretty excited about
it, but it' s true when we go to bed. He wasn
' t a priest. He wasn' t a priest. He was the
seminarian. Yeah, I know that as an excuse, it' s not
very good. It' s a flag net my friends didn' t think
I' d have to be warned by a seminarian. In case someone doesn
' t know a priest' s student. I like to think that I
have mounted myself on a priest with an I Yes, now I laugh,
now I laugh, but when I discovered it it was not funny. Hey,
it wasn' t funny. When, in fact, I saw him
in the picture and thought my mother, I can' t believe they laughed
at me with a guy who was their Whatsapp stories that didn' t embarrass
me. Okay, now that it' s open to you, my heart
' s a little open, I want to ask you something. You know
what Android' s hidden folders are. There' s no perverts in the
room. Apart from me. Okay, okay, it' s okay.
They are folders inside the ga mobile where you can save the photos protected by
a pattern, by a code worth I see faces nodding yes, the same
is the folder that you call the one of the photococks. Maybe I don
' t know, I don' t know. I don' t know.
I recently discovered them because a little while ago I had some kind of
TS, some kind of TS. It' s a TS. But when
you' re embarrassed to say yes, I went to the gynecologist because I
had blisters in my pussy you hardly go to the gynecologist. Not anyway and
he saw the blisters and told me don' t worry. It' s
nothing serious, it' s not something like papilloma or so he told me
to calm down. In fact, a lot of kids have this shit.
I' m not reassured, king. He said no, they don'
t have him in their arms. Such and I say ah worth it because
I don' t fuck any boy, some little girl, well, but
of course I know it' s not about the arm. Anyway, the
case, the case is that the gynecologist told me, this is happening very
easily. You have to give yourself this cremita. The medication was corrosive acid,
but as it was for my pussy, the guy called it cremita.
Sure. The thing is, I have a problem that I imagine will happen
to a lot of you here and I just don' t see my own
pussy. Well, I' m saying if any of you don' t
explain to me how I' d love to. But the fact is,
you have to give it to her very precisely in the wounds, because it
' s a corrosive acid. You know you can' t paint crazy and
make ember rabbit. Not clear then what I was doing, or God I
' m going to put myself here so you can see what I was doing
in my bathroom. In my bathroom I don' t have a bar yet,
but I sat on the floor, I would put my legs like that.
But now I' m not gonna do that. I' m not
doing abs either. I didn' t go off like that and put on
a set of lights and mirrors that I liked to call the pussy of versalles.
The problem is that in the medication I put it you have to give
it in the granites and when it starts to redden clearly I, like I
told you, do not see my pussy. How do I know if he
' s getting red and I had an idea, I mean I know.
I take a picture every day after I give myself the cremita and I see
the progression of redness. No, don' t feel like a king.
It' s not a good idea. It' s not a good idea,
but I still didn' t know. So what I did was I
took three pam pam pam photos, because since I put on, I'
m coming upstairs. I don' t make a big friend, Spielbergh'
s pussy guy. I take those photos and I send them to the hidden
folder, I go to the folder, hide and they' re gone.
I' m going to the gallery and they' re gone. I took
three more photos, I control them in the folder, they' re hidden
and they' re gone. I' m going to the gallery and they
' re gone. I said Oky, it' s okay, and I
decided to make about three last pam pam pictures, which already made Zoom look
pearly with the sweat of anxiety. Yeah, and I sent them to the
hidden folder, I' m going to the hidden folder and they' re
not going to the gallery and they' re not ok. How does this
work out, because of course I had nine pictures of my pussy lost?
You can' t ask for help from a cocufat for this. No yes
and I was worried not so much about losing them. I' ve lost
a lot of things. The dne and the keys, dignity will appear,
no matter what. I was worried I' d find them at a bad
time like that. They' re showing my mother the photos of the Mira
Mama basin, the cathedral, how pretty, the hanging houses and itza the
Ninja pussy. What a situation. If when I was telling this story to
a friend she told me the aunt of the nine pictures you took of your
pussy, because the fourth, to, the fifth, the sixth didn'
t make it out of a hand or a shampoo I say very good question.
I told him I was from the open cinema and not ass, which
is what I really am if it was important for me to find those photos.
They were really close- ups of my pussy Okay if I had to
find them. They were pictures so close that you could play ass elbow or
pussy that you pussy, because here there was no doubt. Okay, it
was kind of obvious. So what I did was call my cousin, I
mean, you have to think that at the time I was totally alienated.
I had lost nine pictures of my pussy and I called my cousin and I
started yelling and you say to Isa, my pussy is in Arnia I swear
to you. That' s how it was, how it happened pretty awful.
I was telling him. I know it exists, but I don'
t know where it is. Or a fucking comparison. I know. I
also say a pussy that you know exists, you don' t know where
it' s thought. Maybe this happened to the seminarian with my clitoris.
I don' t know, I don' t know. That' s
another story, as well as the fact that we' re looking all over
my phone. I was already leading on the call and I was checking all
the folders and she told me aunt, they' re gone. They'
re not, there' s no pictures of your pussy he told me anyway.
You haven' t done them and I held on to denial as in
your day. I held on to the seminarian. I mean, I didn
' t do them, I didn' t do them, of course I
did, and then I relaxed. I went quietly to the subway line one
that was full to burst and she sent me a whatsapp because I had yelled
at her my pussy is in Narnia. I wanted to know if I was
okay, obviously not, and then Auntie told me, you' re calmer
and I said okay and I' m going to send her a selfin not
to see that I' m already looking at the pussy well and opened Whatsapp
and in Whatsappa below, you get the thumbnails of the last photos. There
was the Ninja pussy. You bet, you bet. Yeah, I don
' t know if it' s ever happened to you, you' re
empathizing a lot, but alone. But thank you. Yeah, the thing
is, I had a palpitation and I say, oh, the virgin.
You will see that all apps that have their own photo gallery. It'
s actually on Instagram and I could upload stories from the nine photos of my
pussy I walk into Gemel and I could pull up the nine pictures of my
pussy but I go to the gallery and they' re gone. I'
m going to the hidden folder and they' re gone. I' m
saying shit is this, I mean, I can' t erase the photos,
but I can mail them to my boss that someone will think. Maybe
you' re worth a promotion. Maybe you' re worth a promotion.
No. They weren' t pictures very close to my pussy as well as
close up a pussy with blisters. They were very unpleasant, very unpleasant,
almost as much as a normal, very unpleasant photocock. Yeah, next step.
I see there' s a lot of pain. Thank you, girls,
for being with me on this. Next step. What I did was
from the subway. He' ll call Xiaomi' s technical service and answer
me a woman to whom I send a huge kiss. Actually, because I
started yelling at her that there were some pictures in a thousand pussy that were
on social media, but they weren' t in the folder. Well,
I don' t think about this point anymore It wasn' t Narnia'
s pussy Even the pussy that' s there isn' t Rodinger' s.
Of course not. If the aunt hung me up for whatever, I
don' t know and when I calmed down and called him back, I
had blocked myself that I thought she would have left me annotadic like crazy pussy,
because I wish, yes, I wish, yes, yes, yes,
many. Or the thing is that I solve this story, because with
a brilliant genius plan. The truth is, like everything I did that day,
it was making me a selfie car from the subway with Histeria' s
face to send down the pictures like you know how to make it a little
longer to show up in the gallery. If you see someone doing selfis like
that, he' s not a vain person, he' s still hiding
pictures of his pussy. Okay Anyway. Now that I don' t want
to talk to you so much about things that make you uncomfortable. I'
m going to ask a question. Who here has satisfied yesterday. One person
sucks, I already say three. Okay, good. The statistics say many.
You' re lying, but it' s okay. I' m
on top of my satisfaction yesterday. I want it a lot that the other
day a guy told me that subject is already very much seen. I didn
' t tell her how to mess with my husband she brought. It'
s not true. It' s true. I want a lot to satisfy
me yesterday anyway to get married. No, but couple in fact the same.
If not, Madame de pro Dos, the fact is that I see
a couple of hits on my satisfaction yesterday. I don' t know if
the ones you have and the rest you' ve lied about, you'
ll agree. The first is that my satisfaction from the first charge is not
the same. Yeah, I don' t know what' s going on.
It' s kind of like Kiko Matamoros' face. I don'
t know what' s going on. But there' s something wrong.
There' s something wrong. Yeah. The other thing I see yesterday'
s satisfaction is that you can' t use it while it' s loaded.
There are some that you' ve understood very quickly so you don'
t have Yeah, it' s clear, it' s like having a
fucking lover. But narcoleptic. And I wonder, I mean, I wonder
why they did the wireless yesterday satisfaction. If there' s actually every place
I want to masturbate. There' s a light plug in, in my
house, in my living room, there' s a lot of lapsicles back
there It' s all right. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no. The only place I couldn' t use
the plug satisfaction is on the street and I like handjobs as private help.
Yeah, well, that' s good. This one gets a little harder.
It' s okay. The point is, a girl told me aunty
about the plug- in yesterday. It' s a terrible idea. Why
couldn' t you use it in the shower? There. He knew it
could be used in the shower. Yeah, you don' t need to
explain. It' s Tuan who' s talking. Yeah, I didn
' t know, but I' ve made up my time. He went
all the way. Yeah, yeah, well. It doesn' t matter
how someone didn' t laugh at this to keep this note because it'
s a treat. Me. The truth is, before I tried it,
I said I' m going to Google it and see if I' m
going to die of horny. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. No, no, no, the
thing is, I looked it up. But on a website I would say
that, if it could be done, I would put the satisfaction for two
as it is a watertight compartment, that is, closed. It can be
used both in showers and in bathtubs as well as in swimming pools. My
lifeguards aren' t right. I remember this, but okay if he proposes
that you meet he can use you in those three places, but he would
generally. In general, care should be taken when using it in wet environments.
Satisfied, I don' t know how to slow it down, but
closing it well is probably not worth doing these unfortunate searches. I' ve
got my cookis blown up. If you know what cookis are, this thing
you' re browsing you accept them and then they make you personalized suggestions.
Okay, so my cookies are taking some trust with me that I don'
t really like. The other day, I got an ad that paid little
attention. These sandals with heels are for you forgive. I didn' t
know we were at that point in the relationship where we could fuck each other.
Because I have something to say to my cooki. The first one,
what' s wrong with the ads and all the time I get ads for
condoms, lubricants, sex toys. You want to tell me something. You
look like my last scroll in Stories so indirect, and then the other thing
that happens to my couks is geolocation is going to be fatal as it were.
Every time I sail in hiding, my cuki think I' m in
Indonesia. It' s not Indonesia, man is the usual room with the
lights off, of course because I' m looking for disgusting things, like
the headlines of daily ope, the contestants of brother one or how to make
a Cuban with small breasts anyway, things are probably bursting. I, too,
have my letter for doing these terrible searches in the end. But I
made up for it because a few months ago some people stole from me.
They told me clear in your neighborhood or no cari was in a good area.
In my neighborhood you bring the stolen stuff. You don' t steal
clear, yeah, yeah, in a good area. They stole my purse,
which I also say I dislike, especially for the guy who took it
like two euros and a one- hundred- pump cell phone. This happens
to him for stealing comics and it was base distasteful and the next day a
can I had to go put the complaint blah blah blah, make the duplicate
card and when I went to the store, the aunt told me don'
t worry, because this is all protected by passwords they won' t be
able to enter anywhere, in no app at most, if they connect the
mobile to a computer, they will be able to access your photos. So
out of this whole story you have to keep three teachings. The first is
that you have to use the satisfayan in the shower. The second ones you
don' t. You have to take pictures of your pussy and, finally,
if you take pictures of your pussy, don' t take a selfis
car later, because, like someone attacks, you of which is yours.
Thank you so much.