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Check this up. No, you
actually don't. Hello, Welcome to Laura

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Kane after Dark. Happy. I
guess holiday week. Some people have the

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whole freaking week off, which is
awesome if you do. Here's the whole

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week off, Like this is considered
like a dead week because a lot of

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things don't get done this week because
a lot of people had Monday and Tuesday

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off, and then there's Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday. But are people really

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work like doing like an important thing? Fortunately, I will be me too.

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Yeah, well, I actually know
I'm not only reporting San Diego traffic

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to motorists. It's bad. That's
the every day it's it's rough, but

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not on a holiday. It's it's
rough to do it on a holiday,

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except for like, oh the beaches
are getting busy. No, no,

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no, no, anyway, let's
not talk about that. Thank you so

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much for tuning in. We really
appreciated. This is Laura Kane after Dark.

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I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric
Rimmer, I who was barely existing

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right now. He is. He's
very he can't do two things at once.

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He's which is fine. You can't
really multitask very well this way.

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He's now he's sorting cards for some
reason. Yeah, we can't ask him

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to do anything for some reason.
He's sorting cards while on the air.

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That's okay, I can handle it
from here. Oh, we are all

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so testy, we're all tired.
I'll very you two are really unpleasant.

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I'm Laura is egging me up.
Laura's pushing my buttons because I keep saying

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he's in the mood. She said, you're in a mood. Vibe is

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off, and as a senior,
an EmPATH or whatever the crap she is,

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she's like, I can sense your
vibe. You need a couple of

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crystals or oh my god, I'm
not touching in your stupid rocks. Brian.

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No, Brian, It'll take me
two seconds to grab a crystal for

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you to hold. It's gonna make
me more upset because I don't believe in

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crystals. How do you know you
don't even even tried it. Yeah,

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oh you think I've never touched a
rock before. I haven't touched a rock

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before. It's not a rock,
it's a crystal. All right, Fine,

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give me your damn crystal. Okay, talk about let me talk about

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how confident I am that this is
not gonna work. Oh, yeah.

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I mean, oh my god,
oh my god, I feel better already.

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I feel so good now. No, I don't take that. You

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take that crystal. I forgot what
it's called, but it's a cleansing crystal.

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You kind of like move it around
your cleanse your brain, cleanse your

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mind, cleanse your heart. Hold
it, say think good things. How

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you kissed it in the air.
That's perfect. Now we're gonna feel tranquil.

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I don't thank you. Okay,
fine, whatever work so well.

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Eric stops sorting cars right now because
we got to start the show this,

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Eric Rimmery good, already introduce you
whatever. I have a funny story for

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you before we get to our commercials
and our host chat and the whole shebang.

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I'm gonna listen. I want,
I need you to listen and not

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like look at cards. Yes,
I'm listening to you. I found this

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story. I thought it was hilarious. Okay, it's going viral and TikTok

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okay, where a woman walks into
a TJ Max and suddenly she has to

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take a dump. Okay, this
is just the story about Eric that you

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just switched to the genders. Apparently
it has blown up on TikTok because now

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they're saying stores like TJ Max,
Target, Home Goods, Ross have a

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laxative effect. They make you want
feel like you have to poop. That's

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ridiculous. No scientists have weighed in
what this is, why it's happening,

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because these are the theories people say. It's when you walk into a store

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like a Target or a Ross or
a TJ Max, your adrenaline is kind

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of up because you're you're excited.
It's you're one of your favorite stores.

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You're excited, you're going to find
a deal. You're excited to see what's

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inside. Maybe not you, Bryan, because okay, you're perfect. I'm

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sorry. You're like, I'm sorry. I'm just saying, if that's the

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case, you should be taking a
dump into every store you going, because

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you spend money everywhere you go.
I get excited at all these stories,

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like I'm suiting my adrenaline and oh
my god, let's go in. Guys.

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They might have something. I know, I know, I know,

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I love everythings. They have empty
five gallon cansters of gas. I might

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need one. People say it on
TikTok. People have said it happens to

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me too. Oh my God,
I always have to poop when I go

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to Walmart, or when I go
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Michael's. Michael's is another big one
where people have walk in and they immediately

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you have to poop. So a
gut doctor says there is not enough definite

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research on the connection between but he
says it could be a surge of emotion.

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It could be the adrenaline rush.
It could be the excitement and that

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gets your you know, your juice
is flowing. So they say that stores

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actually have a laxative effect. It
definitely has happened to you. You have

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clogged one. JMC counter argument that
this is just a bias effect. What's

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actually happening is that you could have
pooped while you're at home, but you

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didn't feel the need to because you
know whatever, my bathrooms here. But

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the second you got out where you're
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then all of a sudden, Oh
no, I have to poop. That's

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what I'm saying. Let me ask
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pooped in the Walmart? Um?
Oh, I don't know. Maybe I

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can count all my fingers. How
many times i' pooped in Walmart. I've

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pooped more in Ross. How many
times have you popped in Ross? Like

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a lot or just a couple of
times? A couple of times? See,

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I've pooped a TJ Max. If
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you'd be pooping like every time you
went there. Okay, this is

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again a TikTok thing that went crazy
because people said they could relate. Eric,

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crystal is not working. Wait did
you cleanse this crystal? And mind

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just soaking in your bad vibes from
last time you used it? My vibes

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are insanely good, really and positive
vibe I'm getting you from me. Listen

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Creeper on my creep YouTube channel.
You see everything I watched? Who gave

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me access so I could fix our
our mistakes? But do you see what

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kind of things I listen to at
night? I like to be positive and

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I like to think of nice things
in crystals and vines. Instead of being

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positive yourself, you just have someone
repeated in your ear all night long,

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yes affirmations, and they seem to
work really well. I don't know.

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I haven't come into money this week
yet. I listened to a money one

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just yesterday. Eight hours. Well, no, I was only four hours.

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Whatever. I don't even care.
You know what, I'm not talking

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to you right now. I don't
like your vibe. Put down my crystal.

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I'm going to cleanse it when i'm
done. You're melt energy anyway.

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I just now he's kind of good. The problem is that because we're just

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bouncing off each other, because Eric
is doing jack shit, I'm getting ready

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for something. I think if we
turn both of our negative energy towards Eric,

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I think we'll do we'll get along
much better. Why don't we just

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stop talking? Why don't we say
three things we both dislike about? Oh

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god, I'm kidding now, I'm
kidding. Well, while he's doing nothing,

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Okay, let me ask you something
here? Yes, how be honest?

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How much longer is this going to
take? All night? No talking?

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By the fact I'm almost has it? What does that mean? Minutes?

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Second, minutes? Look at the
stack he's gone through, and look

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how much he has left. I'm
what is the purpose of what you're doing

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right now? We're playing a game? Yes, and apparently he is going

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through the cards to pick good ones
maybe or he's they were unorganized and now

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he's organizing He's the only person that
brings a game, prepares custom slips,

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and then doesn't prepare anything else that
does it live on the air. He's

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the talent. That's why. Yes, he just shows up. He just

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shows up. Okay, I'll give
you another story, Brian, you and

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I this is our show now.
Okay. I feel like me and Eric

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should shade and trade chairs. Yes, you'll bring your little box. Take

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your little box. Go there,
Brian, come up here. I'm ready,

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are you Yes, I'm ready?
Okay, okay, okay, yes,

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don't Okay, I'll save the story
from for another time. Okay,

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we are playing a game. What's
the game? Eventually after our host chat?

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Because I have a host chat,
you have a host chat. Okay,

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so this is Have you played this
before we had a party or something?

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Yes? Or is this a new
game you just got. It's a

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new game that I just got,
but I've had played it before. So

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you do you know the rules?
We don't have to sit here while you

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read the rules. No, okay, So why don't we do this?

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Why don't you help me talk about
our favorite person who manages money, Jay

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Wurtzler. That would be the guy. Oh my god, I love Jay.

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Jay Wertzler has extensive experience as a
certified financial Planner, also known as

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a CPA CFP. He's not.
Oh my god, you know what I'm

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put turning these over. Jay.
I'm sorry, Oh my god, Jam,

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I'm sorry. I will. I'm
gonna say his but when this is

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done, I'm taking his away from
him. You apologize him right now,

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j J. All right, Jay
just called me. He's crying. Jay

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does not deserved this crying. By
the way, what I want you to

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read his proper titles, Oh my
gosh, and read it like you're not

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reading it, like with emphasis,
because you like him. I do like

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Jay, you do, I know
you do. Jay has an extensive experience

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as a Certified Financial Planner CFP.
He has specialized in investment management, retirement

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planning, alternative investments, tax sheltered
annuities, and individual financial planning. Jay

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is also a Certified Divorce Financial Analyst, which is a CDFA. Thank you,

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Okay, you can reach him several
ways. Well, First of all,

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he has thirty five years plus experience. True, Yes, Sky knows

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what he's doing. Yes, absolutely, as a CDFA and a CFP.

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Yes absolutely, he is somebody who
if you have some money you maybe maybe

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you have it sitting somewhere and you
think maybe, Okay, no, it's

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fine, it's safe. It's like
in the bank. But it could be

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doing so much more. You could
be doing so much more with the money.

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It could be growing, it could
be working for you. You worked

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for the money. Now let the
money work for you and let Jay help

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you. What's the number? The
number is A five eight five two six

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nine six zero. You can email
j at j A y w at Capital

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Growth Inc. Dot com. Yes, the sign is right here. We

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are proud to display it because we
love this man. He is a good

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person and he's going to help you
I want. He is not an accountant.

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He is not, and hopefully he'll
be on again in August. Just

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everyone knows differences. He doesn't manage
your money. He gives you tips on

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how to manage your money. Thank
you. Well he doesn't. Well,

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let's know, let's not get it
further than the whole and about this,

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okay, okay, okay. He
also has a webite. Yeah, he's

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a cool dude. He is.
He's a great We should all go out

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to happy hour together with Brian Oh
he'd love. Brian, what do you

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do at happy hour? Oh?
I get ste I get a coke,

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I get like three coakes usually,
So I'm like, all, he doesn't

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drink either, so we just hang
out. No, Jay will have like

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one cocktail. He doesn't. He's
not a huge drinker either, So we

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just you can actually have fun at
a happy hour just eating happy hour food,

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which is cheaper during happy hour.
True, Okay, don't squint at

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me. I'm not squinting. That's
what you want? Like that you want?

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Okay, Yeah, that's that was
nasty. That was a nasty face.

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You just made it mean. It
was not nasty so much like it

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was like a little a little unsure. You just kind of blew me off

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a little bit like that. Well, well, I tried my best,

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Like on crystal did the opposite effect, I told you, and you didn't

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listen. That must be because you're
evil inside and crystals don't work on evil

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people, I black heart, What
did you they work on? Then?

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Apparently affirmations don't work on evil people
either, so they work on people who

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have positive, clean hearts. Then
why aren't they working? They are working

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on me? They are? Yes? Really, why do you say they're

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not. What are you manifesting?
I am manifesting abundance of it doesn't matter.

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You love money, money, um
things. I have everything I need.

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Eric, do you see an abundance
of money sitting around in that white

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chair? I see an abundance of
moody, damn freaking thing. I was

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at Joanne's twice. Buying Joan's is
a cool story. I love Joannes.

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Are you too? But oh man, did I spend some money on their

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day down chair? But anyway,
we're talking about Jay A. Wortzler and

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his website is again for those that
like the intranet. Yes, www,

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dot Capitol growth, think dot com. Thank you Jay? Okay, so

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thank you Ja Out there's a walk
I want you guys to be a part

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suffer from a heart attack called SCAD. You'll hear about it. We're talking

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about it right here. I'm going
to be the MC. There's a code

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We're gonna walk together. It's gonna
be fun. Okay, now my

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host chat, So thanks Lord,
that was great. Eric, what's your

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It's gonna be like that, like
we're having to carry this show because he's

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still looking at those damn cards and
you know what, he's not even reading

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that now. He's just making so
there, so the perfectly aligned, Like

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he's not even reading him now now
he's just like making them perfect. I

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think he said less than ten words
this point. But the cards away,

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I'm almost done. Wow, how
many cards? Do you think? This

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is something you do before you prepare? I know I thought I was prepared,

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but keep going, Oh my god. Anyway, all right, what's

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your house? Chat? All right, so I don't want to hear any

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of you guys chat. Stop it. On Friday night, I was lucky

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enough to get a night at Sequon
Casino and Resort. I that's my favorite

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casino in town. What I love. I love Sequan really. I love

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it because A it seems to be
the closest, it's the easiest for me

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to get to. B. I
love their restaurants. They have this great

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steak restaurant, and they have one
called the Pink Buddha, which is an

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Asian fusion. And they have barbecue
okay, C. They have a great

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venue for concerts, which I'm going
to talk about D. They have an

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awesome spa which I have yet to
go to because I didn't have time.

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It looks so good and I've heard
it's amazing. They have a lazy river,

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which hello, who doesn't love a
lazy river? Plus three other pools

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and a bar which I can get
a cocat. Okay, I don't need

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to drink. I can go to
a ball where I can actually order something

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at a bar and not have a
drink. And it was really fun.

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And of course they have the gambling
and that it is always really great.

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Did your gamble? I allowed myself
to gamble fifty dollars? Well on what

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on the slots? Well, well, here's this is how I chose the

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slots. This is what I like. I like the ones that had the

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big screens. So when something happens, like some big animated thing happens,

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or like big sounds go off like
a toddler who just loves sensory overloads ideas,

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sensory information that gives me a laxati
of going into sequan makes me want

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to because it makes me so excited. Really, I love I love ching

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ching sound. I love it anyway. Burnet is a little bit oh hell

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no, not in my opinion.
Also kind of reeks a smoke. You

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know what they all do, they
all have smoking. It actually does not

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smell, you know, what bad. Also, the food at Bruna is

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also really good. I'm I'm I'm
going, hey, I'm a Sequan girl.

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But let me just tell I want
to tell you about something else.

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Who is going to be on the
podcast soon. George Michael. Yes,

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but yes, oh but you guys, Oh my god, the show is

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the George Michael Tribute band or no, it's called George Michael Reborn. Sorry,

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was there anyone there under fifty?
Um? There were a lot of

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people in my age. Yeah,
because we know all the words to every

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George Michael song. Oh yes,
he's saying, no one. Oh it

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was so good. But this guy
looks identical to George Michael, dances like

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George Michael sings and he's not lip
syncing, sings so much. It was

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like George Michael was right there.
I loved it so much. And he

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was talking, he was he was
telling this story, but it was it

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was going on and he kind of
needed to start singing again, and he's

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like, I'll, you know,
one of these days, you'll hear the

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rest of the story. And I'm
thinking, oh my god, we need

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him on the podcast. So on
my ticket, I wrote down our website,

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I wrote down my name, I
wrote down when we record, and

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like all this information because I didn't
think i'd meet him after the show,

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which I didn't. But I saw
his guitar player and I'm like, hey,

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because there's a bunch of people waiting
at the stage after it was over,

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because people were up dancing. Okay, now, look, I don't

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dance at concerts. I just I
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I was about four rows back.
I was in the front of this stage,

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on my feet, dancing the entire
time like a door. I'm a

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groupie. I became a groupie for
this band. It was that good.

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You slept with George Michael. I
didn't sleep with him. Oh, well

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that's kind of a group No,
Ruby is the one that, Oh they've

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faught all over him and they're in
the front row and they like gupies.

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Oh they sleep with the people.
Yeah they are. They are like the

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traveling prostitution on a ride. Well
that's not what I meant, Okay,

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I meant I was. I was. It was really really fun. But

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anyway, so the guitar player said, yes, I'll give him the information.

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I'm like, there's no way he's
going to give him this crumpled piece

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of paper. I in Starbucks.
The next morning, the guitar player comes

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up to me and he goes,
hey, um, Robert is right over

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here. Why don't you go talk
to him? I gave him your information

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and Robert is the guy who was
the George Michael guy. I'm like,

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So I went over and I'm like, oh my god, Hi, so

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nice to meet you. Da da
da. I do a podcast blah blah

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blah, talked about it. He
goes, I would love to be on

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your podcast. We I go,
we record on Monday nights. I got

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to hear the end of that story
that you were telling, because it's pretty

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cool. It's about George Michael,
the real one and Andrew Ridgeway. Originally,

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Oh my god, it was so
incredible. It's very spiritual and cool

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and I loved it. And there's
a Wham documentary coming out this month on

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Netflix. I think, so long
story short, he said I would love

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to and Um, so he can't. Obviously couldn't this Monday. He might

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next Monday or the Monday next but
I'm so excited to go to him on

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and I think he liked me because
I didn't ask for a picture. With

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him or anything, because I didn't
want to be at complete dork, but

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I was because that's me. That's
how I am. Just did grolled out,

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I did ye. But anyway,
so he's coming on soon. So

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if you ever have a chance to
see George Michael Reborn the band, the

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Tribute Band, oh my god,
you will have a blast. Blast.

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So that was my weekend. It
was my Friday night and Saturday morning at

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Sequon. That's awesome. And Sequon
is number one. It is a great

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hotel of all the casinos in the
right. Yes, I have Okay,

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not impressed. Okay, I don't
really care for it. Okay, I

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don't care. Well, I hope
Barona isn't an advertised That's why I'm not

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gonna That's why I'm not gonna argue
with you. I will spanker, but

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so hard, Oh my god,
you will. Okay, but I just

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want to put you're the one trying
to pick a fight with me now,

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No, you're the one that always
has to. I said, I'm like,

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whatever, that's fine. You prefer
sequem and let me ask you something.

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Okay, why couldn't I have just
told this story without you going?

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No, Brona is better. You
didn't need to interject that. You didn't

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need to do that. That was
not that didn't that didn't help the story.

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I'm starting to further in. I'm
starting to sweat, I'm starting to

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keep starting to break out in a
I want to send this to Sequan.

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Now I can because you mentioned another
freaking casino. Why maybe? Why not?

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Now I can't. We would send
them a demo reel. We wouldn't

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send them this, of course we
would, because this is what goes on,

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This is what people are watching.
Real is even that whatever? You

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know what, I'm not gonna argue
someone who doesn't know what demo really is.

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I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm very nervous, not gonna.

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I was knocked to continue this.
I was like, whatever, is

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very nervous. I'm sitting in a
pool of my own sweat. Look,

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Jesus, remember, can you believe
this woman? I could have birthed you,

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but I could have grown you in
my stomach. Also, it doesn't

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happen in your stomach. Just gonna
throw it out there. Well you know

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what I mean? Well it was
you know what, I'm gonna stop right.

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There are babies made like exactly.
I'm not gonna tell you how I

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had my babies a bunch of gummy
berries. I will say the babies were

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taken out of my stomach. Okay, they didn't come out the other way,

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Okay, I c I. I'm
glad they had a successful cicaria.

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They didn't come out vaginally CTMI.
They were born via Caesar action. Caesar

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salad section. I know that's my
host chat. We're all super loopy.

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We're gonna get into a fistfight here
pretty soon. Salad give me a c

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salad stad salad section. I'm gonna
turn off. You can't. I know

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that's that's unfortunate. Who's Mike?
I can't everybody? Oh see he's got

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all the power. Oh my god, I know, no gave him.

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I just want to say this little
last segment, I did not. I

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was not the one that was provoking. How still do there? That was

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Laura. But we can let's move
on. Wow, okay you know what?

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Oh oh, whoever's watching this,
you be the judge. You let

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us know, Brian, I did
I did poke. I say, hey,

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brow as better than sequon and that
was it. And then you were

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like, look, let me tell
you something, and I was like,

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oh boy, it's fine, It's
fine, Like, no, no,

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no, let me tell you something. I'm very nervous. I'm worried about

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what I'm gonna say, so I'm
not gonna say anything. I'm sorry,

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I'm kind of curious. No,
no, I'm I'm I will start getting

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vicious, probably and hurtful. I
want to hear that. No, was

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like a couple a month ago.
I don't feel like roasting you and making

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you feel horrible. I'm not gonna
feel horrible, I know because you have

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no you have no feeling. You
have a black heart. I wish I

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supposed to quell it. My god. All right, anyway, that is

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my host chat. Are we done? Anyways? Eric, I'd love to

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hear your host yet. Yeah,
he would love to hear your host yet

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so he can interrupt and okay,
there she goes again. There she goes

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again. Oh man, I'm the
troublemaker. Very you are red and you

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are Yes, I'm sweating, I'm
Eric confrontation but also storms in jeromes without

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a war crime path. Yes,
exactly, like yes, anyway, what

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what what's your host chat? Oh? So dying to know? Well,

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you know how Friday, I had
my my run in with Jerome's correct can

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suck a big bag of tacket stop? Okay? Um. So, since

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I was in a mood on Friday, I went and picked up my mail.

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Okay, and in the mail was
so I before I moved to my

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new house, I had my mail
changed about two months prior so I could

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make sure that I got all my
mail. Okay. That's a long way

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to yeah and my new residence.
So okay. Um. So the one

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of the first things I did was
I changed my address with the DMV.

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Good. Yeah, because you have
to go online and do it right,

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doing all the right things right,
all the right things. Check, check

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check. So I get my renewal
notice in the mail. It comes on

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Thursday, Friday. So I open
it. And the first thing I always

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do is I open and I check, and then I go online and pay

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it to get my new tags.
Okay, okay. So I look at

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it and I'm like, why is
it like two hundred dollars higher than it?

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Oh? God normally is what?
And I'm looking and I'm like,

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wait, I don't think this is
for me. I look for me.

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The address is correct. It was
a delinquency notice oh, and I'm like

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wait what. So I go out
to my car and I'm all, oh,

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my tag's expired in April. All
crap, and I'm like tack on

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some I was like what, So
I call the DMV and I'm like,

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hi, I go, um,
I just got a letter in the mail

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and it's a delinquency letter. I
never even got our first one. Well

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I'm sure. They were like,
real, actually I have at and I

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was like, I didn't even get
a first one. And I said,

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I'm sure if you look at my
history you can see I've always paid it

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on time. I just moved in
February. I said, you have the

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addresses correct because I changed it in
January and m I said, um,

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I don't understand this, and she
said, well, we sent you I

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noticed in February, and then we
sent you one in May and there was

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no response. And I said,
yeah, there was no response because I

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never got it. So I said, what do I do? So you

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have to if this has happening,
you have to go online, fell out

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a form and then send it in
with your payment. And I was told,

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don't pay the penalty, just pay
what you originally owed. So that

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along with pork along with the paperwork. Yeah, so that's what I had

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to do. Okay, oh you
have the floor. Thank you, she's

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so gracious. Oh yeah, that
happened to me where they didn't even never

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send it to me. I just
had to get on and check. So

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I was like this, I should
have gotten this, and it was like

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yeah, like you know, yeah, you should have paid this two months

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ago. So I just I refiled
an address change justin sure because I already

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had, but just to be sure
in case they just didn't get my address

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change. And then I when they
when I was like, you know,

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filing for re registration, They're like, is there any reason we should weave

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penalty fees. I'm like yeah,
like I just put this in the like

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the website, and I'm like,
yeah, you never sent me anything,

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and they waved it like no questions
asked. They just sent me an EMIL

406
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saying okay, you owe to fifty, which is normally like yeah. So

407
00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:45.400
one year when I drove a red
Jeep. I remember that year, my

408
00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:49.799
registration was due and it was like
four hundred and fifty dollars or something crazy.

409
00:30:51.880 --> 00:30:59.079
I didn't have it at the time. I didn't pay a month goes

410
00:30:59.160 --> 00:31:07.400
by, it goes up another forty
dollars. Two months go by, it's

411
00:31:07.480 --> 00:31:17.920
up to like close to six hundred. I went one full year with expired

412
00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:25.079
tax I never once got pulled,
thank god. Like I park on the

413
00:31:25.119 --> 00:31:30.400
street sometimes too. They couldn't they
tell you if you have it that expired.

414
00:31:30.559 --> 00:31:34.599
I heard if if it's that far
inspired that's actually that's how I found

415
00:31:34.599 --> 00:31:41.039
out mine expires. I got ticket. I eventually had to pay twelve God,

416
00:31:42.279 --> 00:31:45.759
because it's like taxes, you can't
fight it. I mean, you

417
00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:49.359
can obviously win something like that,
you can, but if it's just like

418
00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:52.400
me, oh, I didn't have
the money at the time, and I'm

419
00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:56.319
just gonna kind of ignore it.
That makes me sick. Oh my god,

420
00:31:56.400 --> 00:32:00.079
it was so bad. Do you
know years ago? This was,

421
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:04.759
oh my gosh, probably eight or
nine years ago. I was up in

422
00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:13.160
Oceanside and I had taken the train
somewhere and for the day and had come

423
00:32:13.240 --> 00:32:15.279
back and went to get in my
car and there was a ticket on my

424
00:32:15.400 --> 00:32:19.720
car. And I thought, did
I park in a lot longer than I

425
00:32:19.799 --> 00:32:22.359
was supposed to or whatever? And
I look and it said expired tags,

426
00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:25.319
And I was like, expired tags
that's impossible. Go to the back of

427
00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:30.279
my car. My tags are gone, and I'm like, someone stole my

428
00:32:30.440 --> 00:32:34.319
tags. So I'm like, oh
my gosh. So I go into my

429
00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:36.880
car. I go to get my
registration because I was like, great,

430
00:32:36.920 --> 00:32:40.599
now I'm gonna have to go.
I put my registration in my car and

431
00:32:40.720 --> 00:32:45.160
forgot to take the sticker off and
put it on my life. So I

432
00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:51.400
actually had to call the city of
Oceanside and get it waved like it was

433
00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:53.680
like a it was like a hundred
and fifty dollars ticket or whatever. And

434
00:32:53.759 --> 00:32:58.039
I was like, what, at
least I can prove you have it.

435
00:32:58.160 --> 00:33:00.839
Yeah, I was like, I
have it. Here's a picture of it.

436
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:02.960
Like they were like, yeah,
just send it, send it in

437
00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:07.319
and we'll wave it. But I
was like, oh my god. Do

438
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:09.960
you people steal tags? I don't
think much anymore, but really, I

439
00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:13.079
mean I always cut up my tags
when I after I put them on.

440
00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:15.319
I just stick it right on top
of the old tag. Ye. Don't

441
00:33:15.319 --> 00:33:17.440
you ever really take a knife then
slice of the tags that they would try

442
00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:22.400
to peel it just No, I
just fold it over the knife. Yeah,

443
00:33:22.559 --> 00:33:24.599
same, yeah, of course you
do. Yeah, I gotta I

444
00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:28.839
gotta ticket for my I got a
six dollars ticket for having expired tags I

445
00:33:28.960 --> 00:33:30.759
was parked and then I was like, hey, you guys never sent it

446
00:33:30.799 --> 00:33:34.559
to me, and so paid twenty
frety bucks. Yeah. I just don't

447
00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:37.480
I think that isn't I don't like
paying that every year when it comes.

448
00:33:37.519 --> 00:33:40.839
I'm just like, no, I
hate car stuff. I know. And

449
00:33:40.880 --> 00:33:45.240
it's so weird because every city is
different, like every state is different.

450
00:33:45.279 --> 00:33:47.319
Somehow Point is the worst. They
don't have California, I will say.

451
00:33:47.480 --> 00:33:51.160
For how bad the d MB is. They have a great website, like

452
00:33:51.240 --> 00:33:53.000
a super easy to use web.
Yeah, they do. It's the only

453
00:33:53.079 --> 00:33:57.480
thing that was really hard. The
thing that was really really hard is when

454
00:33:57.480 --> 00:34:01.119
I looked at I immediately went on
and it's very hard for you to find

455
00:34:01.480 --> 00:34:06.359
your address to see if you've changed
it. Yeah, it was really hard.

456
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:13.119
Um but um, thank god it
was on my on the paperwork itself.

457
00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:15.719
But yeah, I was. I
mean, the girl that I dealt

458
00:34:15.800 --> 00:34:20.119
was she was not friendly and she
was like, well, we sent you

459
00:34:20.199 --> 00:34:22.079
two things, and I was like, well I didn't get them. I

460
00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:24.960
don't know what to tell you.
Is this at all interesting to anybody?

461
00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:32.039
It is because I'm sure it happens
to it everybody. Yes, oh my

462
00:34:32.199 --> 00:34:35.639
god, we are also tired.
Just watch this. Make sure you watch

463
00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:37.480
this episode late at night you,
oh my god? Or why when you're

464
00:34:37.480 --> 00:34:40.280
going night watch Tuesday's episode. Okay, and you'll see why. Let's just

465
00:34:40.360 --> 00:34:44.400
play it. Let's play a game, all right, game, now,

466
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:52.079
let's play games. It's called never
have I ever? I have? Never?

467
00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:59.679
All right? Never? Okay,
So I am going to read the

468
00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:06.440
question. This is the most effort
he's ever put into anything. You both,

469
00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:09.519
you both can suck it. I
know he has two different colored brands.

470
00:35:12.320 --> 00:35:15.559
He put a box around him.
I mean, I'm impressed, prepared,

471
00:35:15.679 --> 00:35:22.000
that's new. I'm so impressed.
Thank you. Suck it? Doesn't

472
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:24.039
it? All right? How do
you play this game? All right?

473
00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:27.719
I'm gonna read the question. Okay, you hold it up saying I have

474
00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:32.519
or I have never? Okay,
okay, used clothing to enhance a body

475
00:35:32.599 --> 00:35:39.840
part? Oh? Uh, I
guess yeah, it's barely going naked,

476
00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:45.320
so I guess i'd look better than
naked, wait to enhance? So did

477
00:35:45.360 --> 00:35:47.079
you wear like a pair of pants
that showed your boulger or something? Is

478
00:35:47.119 --> 00:35:51.800
that what you're talking about? Uh? No, to wear tight, tighter

479
00:35:51.840 --> 00:35:53.719
pants to enhance your chicks. I
can't like just wear a push up.

480
00:35:53.719 --> 00:35:58.480
Bron called that a fine. Never, I've just wear clothes. You don't

481
00:35:58.480 --> 00:36:00.840
want to admit the fact that you
you were type pants one time. I

482
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:05.760
have one tight pants. Never with
the intention of accentuating my male features.

483
00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:08.800
Okay, okay, okay, but
yeah, definitely I have hello, oh

484
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:15.519
yeah, hello, and have you
hello? Yes, I I know what

485
00:36:15.639 --> 00:36:19.920
he well, he doesn't need accentuated. No, I've seen it at you.

486
00:36:20.519 --> 00:36:22.159
I'm talking about all the time.
I know, I know I talk

487
00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:25.320
about it too much. It really
left a lasting impressions. Sure did.

488
00:36:25.960 --> 00:36:30.679
Wow, and I only got a
glimpse. Okay, and it was a

489
00:36:30.760 --> 00:36:34.320
picture. It wasn't even you,
great dick, Eric K, thank you

490
00:36:34.519 --> 00:36:40.320
very much. I'd like to say
it's actually a cop that's like the top

491
00:36:40.360 --> 00:36:43.880
of the top. It's a whole
pane. In fact, it's the top

492
00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:45.519
at the top. That's the top
of the food chain. Oh goodness,

493
00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:52.559
um taking a dump pull on a
date, well, like at the resume,

494
00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:57.239
oh for sure. Never at the
restaurant. Well, sometimes you have

495
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:00.920
if you ever, Well, I
have wipes in my purse, so I'm

496
00:37:01.000 --> 00:37:05.800
nice and clean. Yes, I
can't just hold it. No, okay,

497
00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:09.199
I have never have you met me? No, stepped in ship barefoot?

498
00:37:09.800 --> 00:37:15.960
Oh yes, yeah, I probably
am one of the worst feelings ever.

499
00:37:15.159 --> 00:37:21.880
Yeah. Hugged a stranger by accident, yes, no, I'm sure

500
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:28.000
I oh probably a dozen times for
sure. Been thrown out of a bar,

501
00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:35.599
yes, yeah, for interesting,
for dancing on a riser and being

502
00:37:35.639 --> 00:37:39.360
told to get off. And that's
why it doesn't drink anymore. True story.

503
00:37:39.639 --> 00:37:45.239
I believe it got something for free
and then pretended like I bought it

504
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:47.480
and gave it to someone as a
gift. To who has come on.

505
00:37:47.760 --> 00:37:54.960
He watched porn without masturbating um out
of curiosity? Yes, definite, at

506
00:37:55.039 --> 00:37:59.760
least on accident. Yes, just
for somebody to show me something. I

507
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:04.559
watched the Pamela Lee Tommy Lee sex
tape and I fell asleep there. There

508
00:38:04.679 --> 00:38:07.719
was one time I remember I was
trying to show my my my parents on

509
00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:09.159
the on the internet. I was
like, it was it's an innocent website.

510
00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:12.679
And I pulled it back up and
like, you know, reloads and

511
00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:14.920
a bunch of porn ads on it. I was like, oh my god,

512
00:38:15.079 --> 00:38:17.840
oh my god, that's awesome.
Yeah, girl, like Liyan,

513
00:38:19.760 --> 00:38:23.320
that was awkward. Oh my god, I bet accidentally flashed yourself in public?

514
00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:29.199
Yes, no, oh for sure. Oh one hun. I had

515
00:38:29.239 --> 00:38:31.559
a boob hanging out one time.
Yeah, believe it, full on nip

516
00:38:31.800 --> 00:38:36.760
yep. I went happening and got
my haircut one time. This is when,

517
00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:40.039
um, the girl I went to
lived in Hillcrest and I had a

518
00:38:40.119 --> 00:38:44.719
pair of jeans on, no underwear
and like a T shirt. And I

519
00:38:44.840 --> 00:38:52.360
was standing at the corner of h
University and Fifth. Oh my, Hillcrest,

520
00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:55.159
waiting to cross the street. This
is not true, Swear to god.

521
00:38:55.920 --> 00:39:00.760
I had gone to get hair product
at that beauty supply ste and was

522
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:06.599
on the way back to my car
and people were honking and like who And

523
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:09.159
I was like what the hell?
And I looked down and my wiener was

524
00:39:09.199 --> 00:39:13.519
just hanging right out of my pants. That's the fifteenth. How the hell

525
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:16.440
that's fifteenth that's probably that's when you
do that. That's what the hell does

526
00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:20.440
that happen? Also, why the
hell do you wear jeans with thout underwear?

527
00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:23.599
That's so uncomfortable? Rarely where I'm
not wearing underwear. Now, I've

528
00:39:23.679 --> 00:39:30.559
heard that people that don't wear underwear
with jeans. There's fecal matter in your

529
00:39:30.599 --> 00:39:35.320
jeans. I'm sorry. I believe
a thing is showroom new, yeah,

530
00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:39.199
yeah, yeah, but every five
minutes it goes to apocalyptically old. There's

531
00:39:40.159 --> 00:39:45.119
things in there I don't know.
Next, please pete in a sinker tub.

532
00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:52.679
Yes, I have, yes,
yeah, emergencies um streeked um,

533
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:57.599
yeah, I have had at a
bachelor at party. Of course, they

534
00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:00.000
dared me and I got off the
bus, got on to Mission Beach,

535
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:04.239
took off all my clothes, streaked
down the beach into the water. It

536
00:40:04.320 --> 00:40:07.800
was at night. I streaked with
one of my very dear friends, Kristen

537
00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:10.559
and her sister, and we were
at my house one night and we it

538
00:40:10.719 --> 00:40:14.360
was in a brand new development,
and we took off all our clothes and

539
00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:16.599
streaked down the street. Were you
sober or drinking? Oh no, it's

540
00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:20.840
totally sober. Oh yeah, oh
wow. Yeah. Would I do that

541
00:40:21.000 --> 00:40:24.079
sober? Yeah? Okay, I
would. Maybe. Maybe I used my

542
00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:28.599
phone to call someone while taking a
ship. Oh yeah, totally. And

543
00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:36.440
that's where I do most of my
business. Sharted, No, I actually

544
00:40:36.599 --> 00:40:42.480
have never. Yeah, I've had
very members when they were long beach story.

545
00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:45.719
Oh yeah, we had to Yeah, the whole thing, slabbed the

546
00:40:45.800 --> 00:40:46.960
car, take the pants off,
washing in the sink. Yes, yep,

547
00:40:47.039 --> 00:40:52.280
there you go. Left a restaurant
without paying the tab. I've never

548
00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:54.639
I almost did once. Um.
I dined in ditch when I was little,

549
00:40:54.840 --> 00:40:58.719
I mean younger, when I was
like in high school. I almost

550
00:40:58.719 --> 00:41:04.159
did it recently by accident, no
intentionally, because a bad service. Uh.

551
00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:06.519
Yeah. I was at a should
I sit in there restaurant? No

552
00:41:06.679 --> 00:41:08.440
wait wait, no, no,
no, no, no, I won't.

553
00:41:08.480 --> 00:41:12.679
I won't. I was at a
restaurant in Santi Okay, this is

554
00:41:12.679 --> 00:41:15.679
a chain sit down restaurant, chili. No I say, don't say,

555
00:41:15.760 --> 00:41:20.960
don't say uh. And I went
there with my girlfriend and the food was

556
00:41:21.119 --> 00:41:25.039
terrible and I talked to my waiter
once and he disappeared. And I was

557
00:41:25.079 --> 00:41:28.480
waiting on a drinker field because I
got something spicy. I was like trying

558
00:41:28.519 --> 00:41:30.960
to flag him down. Never came
and the food was so bad neither of

559
00:41:31.039 --> 00:41:34.480
us one of us finished it,
and we couldn't even return it because the

560
00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:37.079
dude never came back. As one
of the things where you pay on your

561
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:39.360
phone scan the thing, And I
almost just didn't pay him walk like I

562
00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:43.199
almost just didn't pay, and I
wish I didn't because I got food poisoning

563
00:41:43.320 --> 00:41:45.920
that night. Are you kidding?
Yeah? And I wish I hadn't paid.

564
00:41:45.039 --> 00:41:47.280
I actually called them going to refund, but I forgot about it.

565
00:41:47.400 --> 00:41:50.840
Oh you did you? I forgot
about it. I should have. Oh

566
00:41:51.079 --> 00:41:54.199
darn it, and I'll never go. I would have been totally okay with

567
00:41:54.280 --> 00:41:59.320
that. Oh, in hindsight,
I wish I had yeah, done it.

568
00:41:59.519 --> 00:42:04.480
Yeah, locked myself out of my
house or apartment in only my underwear.

569
00:42:06.039 --> 00:42:13.679
Um no, no, yep,
how uh it was actually my parents

570
00:42:13.800 --> 00:42:20.519
house and I was house sitting and
I locked myself out in my underwear.

571
00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:23.039
I would love to see a sitcom
just about all your Oh my god.

572
00:42:23.079 --> 00:42:30.639
I was horrifying, and they had
louver being naked. I loving he wouldn't

573
00:42:30.639 --> 00:42:34.199
have all these experience, like all
these like you just wore some clothes,

574
00:42:34.440 --> 00:42:38.679
so this is oh so yeah,
so also flashing myself in public. I

575
00:42:39.280 --> 00:42:45.519
that same time that I was house
sitting for them, I was sleeping in

576
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:50.599
the back bedroom, which was my
room when I lived there, and um,

577
00:42:50.800 --> 00:42:52.599
and it was a guest room and
I was sleeping back there and my

578
00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:59.119
mom's like, now, don't forget
the trash goes out on Monday mornings or

579
00:42:59.159 --> 00:43:04.199
whatever. Sound asleep and I hear
the beep beep beep of I'm like,

580
00:43:04.280 --> 00:43:07.719
oh my god. So I threw
on a robe. I run out,

581
00:43:08.000 --> 00:43:13.159
grab the trash cans and I've got
the recycling trash can in one hand.

582
00:43:13.559 --> 00:43:17.679
And at the time they weren't the
big roll bins. They were just plastic.

583
00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:21.639
No, they were plastic trash cans. But one was blue, one

584
00:43:21.760 --> 00:43:24.800
was green. I had one in
each hand and I went running out the

585
00:43:24.920 --> 00:43:30.039
side gate and running down the driveway
and the I'm all wait, and my

586
00:43:30.239 --> 00:43:35.719
robe just blew open right in front
of the trash Guys. Why am I

587
00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:38.039
picturing a pink robe? I just
ust know it was green going back there.

588
00:43:38.119 --> 00:43:42.519
Sorry, I want to know how
not only did your jeans become unzipped,

589
00:43:42.599 --> 00:43:47.039
but somehow your wiener found its way
through your jeans. Have seen no,

590
00:43:47.480 --> 00:43:51.360
okay, but if it says if
it's as if the proportions are as

591
00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:54.079
you have asserted that that was difficult. I just forgot it. They were

592
00:43:54.159 --> 00:44:00.199
button flow. You were up too. Do you dress side side or you

593
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:02.719
do wear it tuck it up?
No, it was probably to the side.

594
00:44:02.760 --> 00:44:06.440
I would think that it would happen
if you had tucked it up.

595
00:44:06.519 --> 00:44:09.360
Maybe maybe that I don't remember flopping
out. It might have they were,

596
00:44:09.440 --> 00:44:15.360
but I really do m gone to
work with no underwear on? No,

597
00:44:15.719 --> 00:44:22.920
of course I've never done probably,
but I'm gonna say anything. Showers.

598
00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:28.039
I love wearing underwear. I don't
comfortable appeared as an extra on a movie

599
00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:30.840
or TV set. I have,
I have. Unfortunately, the only person

600
00:44:30.840 --> 00:44:34.679
who wants to end up in film
is the only person is a long boring

601
00:44:34.840 --> 00:44:39.320
day. Successfully smooth talk my way
out of getting a ticket or being arrested.

602
00:44:39.599 --> 00:44:45.719
Never been pulled over? What wow? Um? I was wearing a

603
00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:51.000
low cut dress on my way to
the show. No, I have,

604
00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:55.320
or I have never. On my
way to the Jeff and Jair show,

605
00:44:55.559 --> 00:45:00.280
I was living in Coronado, I
got pulled over. I'm so sorry.

606
00:45:00.320 --> 00:45:01.559
I'm about I need to go.
I'm about to be on the air.

607
00:45:01.599 --> 00:45:05.840
I went with Jeff and jire This
will only take a minute. Ticket.

608
00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:09.480
Oh, would would you have flashed
your to get out of it? That

609
00:45:09.679 --> 00:45:14.119
wouldn't worked in jail. I would
have had to bail. You have done

610
00:45:14.119 --> 00:45:16.800
that if you thought I was gonna
work? Yes, I didn't want to

611
00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:21.480
pay that damn thing? Are you
kidding? Oh my gosh. Um.

612
00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:24.440
I was with a friend of mine. This was years ago, and we

613
00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:30.440
were on our way to go out
on a boat. And I was here

614
00:45:30.000 --> 00:45:36.599
lying down like through Golden Hill on
like fourth Avenue, I mean I because

615
00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:39.719
we were going to be late.
And the lights go on and I was

616
00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:44.000
like, oh my gosh, I'm
so sorry. I said we were on

617
00:45:44.119 --> 00:45:49.719
our way to um something about the
boat, like we have to get on

618
00:45:49.800 --> 00:45:52.519
this boat and and but I kind
of lied about it and he let me

619
00:45:52.599 --> 00:45:57.800
go. It's just a look of
a draw. Yeah. Just I've never

620
00:45:57.840 --> 00:46:00.840
been pulled over, that is,
it's not just because I drive the speed

621
00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:05.400
limits. That's not the case.
Necessarily. You're lucky. You've been lucky.

622
00:46:06.199 --> 00:46:09.440
Then you're only twenty two. You
get pulled over eventually, but it's

623
00:46:09.599 --> 00:46:14.920
not six years scary. When you
see those lights, you're like, oh,

624
00:46:15.960 --> 00:46:20.880
okay, let's play two more cards. Ok. Then we got to

625
00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:24.079
end this thing. Yea fallen down
the stairs during a night doubt? Nope,

626
00:46:24.360 --> 00:46:32.360
Oh yes, I'm sure for sure. Sober Um let's see, uh

627
00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:37.039
pre arranged to be bailed out of
a date? Oh yeah, totally,

628
00:46:37.519 --> 00:46:45.400
totally really well, have you only
dated one person or okay, I mean

629
00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:51.920
how many? Okay, okay,
yes, um let's see put down your

630
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:57.079
card now. Oh seeing one of
my coworkers naked? Uh no, I

631
00:46:58.280 --> 00:47:04.119
I oh, yes I have.
I saw Jerry naked. I've seen you

632
00:47:04.239 --> 00:47:09.480
walk in you have pre boob job
and that was very um yeah I was.

633
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:14.519
I was. I was very um
shy about that. Yes, you

634
00:47:14.599 --> 00:47:17.400
saw my pre boobs and my post. Yes, I'm not as shy about

635
00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:22.519
gone the entire day without putting on
any clothes. Oh no, I have

636
00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:27.480
to put clothes. Wrong with you
the entire day without wearing clothes. I

637
00:47:27.559 --> 00:47:32.280
don't enjoy being naked. I just
okay, good. Yeah, I'm on

638
00:47:32.280 --> 00:47:36.679
the same page. About the bird. I like it had an uncontrollable gas

639
00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:40.039
at work? Sure at work?
Yeah I have. Yeah, it sucks.

640
00:47:40.559 --> 00:47:46.800
Oh my gosh. The last one
maybe probably I Last night I went

641
00:47:46.880 --> 00:47:52.559
grocery shopping. As I was getting
out of my car, I farted so

642
00:47:52.880 --> 00:47:57.679
loud shut the car door went in. Was in the grocery store for probably

643
00:47:57.719 --> 00:48:00.760
about half an hour. It got
into my car and the Dutch oven that

644
00:48:00.880 --> 00:48:07.320
I walked into. Oh, it
was unbelievable. I had to literally open

645
00:48:07.400 --> 00:48:09.920
the doors and just let my car
air out. Oh dude, so I

646
00:48:09.960 --> 00:48:15.440
thought the leather was going to peel
right off it was it was still it

647
00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:21.639
stayed there. That's how thick it
was. That's disgusting. One more and

648
00:48:21.719 --> 00:48:27.559
then we're done. Uh, make
it good. You you spent the entire

649
00:48:27.920 --> 00:48:30.559
first half of the show going through. This is better be a damn good

650
00:48:30.599 --> 00:48:34.159
one, aren't you go? Where's
the wire? What are the red ones?

651
00:48:34.679 --> 00:48:36.639
I don't know what those are?
All right? Well, then do

652
00:48:36.760 --> 00:48:39.000
one more? Do one more?
Let someone take nude pictures on me?

653
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:46.000
Nope? Never Never sexy pictures with
lingerie on, but never nude. I've

654
00:48:46.079 --> 00:48:52.400
never sent a nude picture. I
never sent an You never let someone else

655
00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:54.920
take one, or you've never tooken
one. I've never neither. You've never

656
00:48:55.000 --> 00:49:00.400
taken like a nude photo and to
send to someone. No, No chicks

657
00:49:00.440 --> 00:49:04.280
do that nowadays. I guess they'll
take him just to save Oh oh,

658
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:07.639
they just save him. They all
send them. That's crazy. Actually I

659
00:49:07.840 --> 00:49:13.719
lied. Oh see, okay,
I did a whole naked photo shoot probably

660
00:49:13.719 --> 00:49:16.960
about six months ago with my room. Just see what I look like naked

661
00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:21.559
posing. I haven't done that.
I haven't sent him. I didn't send

662
00:49:21.639 --> 00:49:24.679
him to anybody. I had a
photographer take need photographs of me? You

663
00:49:24.840 --> 00:49:31.480
did? How fun when he like? How long ago? Yesterday? Evening?

664
00:49:32.039 --> 00:49:37.039
A year ago? No? Several
years ago? Okay? Did you

665
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:39.079
give them as a gift to somebody? No? No, they were No,

666
00:49:39.239 --> 00:49:49.920
they were for a coffee table book. What's next week? I want

667
00:49:50.440 --> 00:49:54.159
in this on this table a modeling
picture of you from back in the day.

668
00:49:54.360 --> 00:49:58.559
I'll show you one. I would
know, because remember how he talks

669
00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:00.800
about being a model from time to
I've yet to see one. I'm dying.

670
00:50:00.960 --> 00:50:05.079
You've never seen the photograph. No, okay, I'll show it to

671
00:50:05.119 --> 00:50:07.760
you. Well, no, I
want to see it like a big We

672
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:09.840
want it frame so we can put
on the backdrop cheesus. Oh no,

673
00:50:10.079 --> 00:50:15.480
oh god, oh what a your
cheesiest one? Do you have a cheesy

674
00:50:15.519 --> 00:50:17.400
one? I? Yes, like
I do. Don't you have one with

675
00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:22.840
like a snake or something? I
do? That's uh, yes, I

676
00:50:22.920 --> 00:50:24.760
have one of me nude with a
ball python. That's the one we need

677
00:50:24.840 --> 00:50:28.239
on the back. Yes. Oh
no, that is not going back here.

678
00:50:28.519 --> 00:50:32.119
Cross out your wien. No you
don't see my weed? Oh okay,

679
00:50:32.480 --> 00:50:37.000
No, I don't want that one. I don't want to look at

680
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:40.360
it every time I'm in here.
I kind of do what can I will

681
00:50:40.360 --> 00:50:44.559
you give me? Can give it
to you? Okay, well, then

682
00:50:44.719 --> 00:50:45.920
wherever ends up, it ends up. What do you want? I want?

683
00:50:46.280 --> 00:50:49.519
Bring it in? Bring it in. That does not make me feel

684
00:50:49.559 --> 00:50:52.119
comfortable at all. We're not going
to go through all your photos. You're

685
00:50:52.119 --> 00:50:54.000
going to bring in an actual picture
so we can Yeah. Yeah, we're

686
00:50:54.000 --> 00:50:57.400
not going to look at it on
your phone. Get it developed and fine.

687
00:50:57.599 --> 00:51:00.400
I will remind you. I'm excited. I'm not bringing him. Do

688
00:51:00.480 --> 00:51:04.559
you have a portfolio? I do? Can you bring that in? I

689
00:51:04.639 --> 00:51:07.159
can bring that in. I'm worried
about what percentage of those are nude,

690
00:51:07.159 --> 00:51:09.880
because I fee like it might be
high. Oh I hope no they are

691
00:51:09.960 --> 00:51:15.880
not. There's no nudes in that
one. Can you bring in one of

692
00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:21.920
your nude photographer photos that you just
talked about? Seek there's one right there?

693
00:51:22.360 --> 00:51:27.199
Oh you're so cute. See okay, wait, I have that one.

694
00:51:27.239 --> 00:51:30.760
I can't see your face, but
hold on. Oh my gosh,

695
00:51:30.800 --> 00:51:39.000
I think I was nineteen or twenty. Yeah, that's fine. I wouldn't

696
00:51:39.039 --> 00:51:43.280
have never guessed that. Yeah,
I have never guessed. I want to

697
00:51:43.320 --> 00:51:46.719
see more. Okay, okay,
we're done with this game. I'm tired.

698
00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:50.360
I want to go home. I
am home. You want to go

699
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:53.199
home. Look at look at that
hair. Wow, Eric, you're so

700
00:51:53.480 --> 00:51:59.320
cute. Look at the hair.
Yeah, okay, we're gonna next week.

701
00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:06.880
Eric's portfolio is so so so good. Oh and um, we have

702
00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:14.719
a I have a very special game
coming up next week. It's either going

703
00:52:14.800 --> 00:52:19.880
to be I think we'll have it
next week. I have to consult with

704
00:52:20.199 --> 00:52:23.719
my other bestie. It's going to
be called Battle of the Besties Marlan.

705
00:52:23.960 --> 00:52:29.159
Yes, we'll come in you uh
yeah. Now if she if she's going

706
00:52:29.199 --> 00:52:30.679
to be in studio, it's going
to be in August. If she's gonna

707
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:35.280
be on the phone, it's gonna
be okay, all right, we'll talk

708
00:52:35.280 --> 00:52:37.880
about it. But how fun.
Oh I'm excited. And she's going to

709
00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:39.960
be here in July when we have
our event. You mean August, I

710
00:52:40.039 --> 00:52:45.679
mean August. Yes, to be
here August seventeen, thank you, six

711
00:52:45.800 --> 00:52:49.360
pm, Urban Mos, Urban Mos, our four year anniversary party. We're

712
00:52:49.400 --> 00:52:52.639
gonna put a ticket link up here
in the next couple of weeks if or

713
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:55.639
they might be available at the door. We're gonna we're gonna work out all

714
00:52:55.679 --> 00:53:00.639
those details. But save the date
August seventeen, six pm, Seating Urban

715
00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:05.159
Mos Drag Show and then our show. It's gonna be so incredibly fine.

716
00:53:05.199 --> 00:53:08.599
We have prizes. I got a
bunch of stuff made today. Actually I'll

717
00:53:08.639 --> 00:53:15.039
tell you. Um anyway, this
has been so fun. Now I'm gonna

718
00:53:15.079 --> 00:53:17.320
go pass out, are you?
I think Brian's gonna pass out and you

719
00:53:19.360 --> 00:53:23.119
are gonna go to Ross. I
am going. I know he booped out.

720
00:53:23.159 --> 00:53:27.039
He pooped out. No, Thank
you so much, Capital Growth,

721
00:53:27.039 --> 00:53:30.280
thank Jake, Words, Laura,
thank you so much, and Ellen and

722
00:53:30.360 --> 00:53:35.159
schedaddle the five K and thank you
guys so much for listening. We sure

723
00:53:35.199 --> 00:53:37.239
appreciate it that you tune in every
week. It really means a lot to

724
00:53:37.320 --> 00:53:43.239
us. And subscribe on Instagram,
subscribe on YouTube. Please love your podcast.

725
00:53:45.559 --> 00:53:49.639
Don't do this yeah with Laura tonight. I love you so well.

726
00:53:49.920 --> 00:53:58.320
Not funny to night. Just I
am not joking. Can I have a

727
00:53:58.400 --> 00:54:00.679
kiss, Bobby? Not at all? Daddy? Did I have any sort

728
00:54:00.719 --> 00:54:07.599
of Daddy needs to know just a
little kissing. No, pull the plug

729
00:54:07.679 --> 00:54:12.719
on this, bye, babies,
I love you, Love your podcast.

