Check this up. No, you actually don't. Hello, Welcome to Laura
Kane after Dark. Happy. I guess holiday week. Some people have the
whole freaking week off, which is awesome if you do. Here's the whole
week off, Like this is considered like a dead week because a lot of
things don't get done this week because a lot of people had Monday and Tuesday
off, and then there's Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. But are people really
work like doing like an important thing? Fortunately, I will be me too.
Yeah, well, I actually know I'm not only reporting San Diego traffic
to motorists. It's bad. That's the every day it's it's rough, but
not on a holiday. It's it's rough to do it on a holiday,
except for like, oh the beaches are getting busy. No, no,
no, no, anyway, let's not talk about that. Thank you so
much for tuning in. We really appreciated. This is Laura Kane after Dark.
I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric Rimmer, I who was barely existing
right now. He is. He's very he can't do two things at once.
He's which is fine. You can't really multitask very well this way.
He's now he's sorting cards for some reason. Yeah, we can't ask him
to do anything for some reason. He's sorting cards while on the air.
That's okay, I can handle it from here. Oh, we are all
so testy, we're all tired. I'll very you two are really unpleasant.
I'm Laura is egging me up. Laura's pushing my buttons because I keep saying
he's in the mood. She said, you're in a mood. Vibe is
off, and as a senior, an EmPATH or whatever the crap she is,
she's like, I can sense your vibe. You need a couple of
crystals or oh my god, I'm not touching in your stupid rocks. Brian.
No, Brian, It'll take me two seconds to grab a crystal for
you to hold. It's gonna make me more upset because I don't believe in
crystals. How do you know you don't even even tried it. Yeah,
oh you think I've never touched a rock before. I haven't touched a rock
before. It's not a rock, it's a crystal. All right, Fine,
give me your damn crystal. Okay, talk about let me talk about
how confident I am that this is not gonna work. Oh, yeah.
I mean, oh my god, oh my god, I feel better already.
I feel so good now. No, I don't take that. You
take that crystal. I forgot what it's called, but it's a cleansing crystal.
You kind of like move it around your cleanse your brain, cleanse your
mind, cleanse your heart. Hold it, say think good things. How
you kissed it in the air. That's perfect. Now we're gonna feel tranquil.
I don't thank you. Okay, fine, whatever work so well.
Eric stops sorting cars right now because we got to start the show this,
Eric Rimmery good, already introduce you whatever. I have a funny story for
you before we get to our commercials and our host chat and the whole shebang.
I'm gonna listen. I want, I need you to listen and not
like look at cards. Yes, I'm listening to you. I found this
story. I thought it was hilarious. Okay, it's going viral and TikTok
okay, where a woman walks into a TJ Max and suddenly she has to
take a dump. Okay, this is just the story about Eric that you
just switched to the genders. Apparently it has blown up on TikTok because now
they're saying stores like TJ Max, Target, Home Goods, Ross have a
laxative effect. They make you want feel like you have to poop. That's
ridiculous. No scientists have weighed in what this is, why it's happening,
because these are the theories people say. It's when you walk into a store
like a Target or a Ross or a TJ Max, your adrenaline is kind
of up because you're you're excited. It's you're one of your favorite stores.
You're excited, you're going to find a deal. You're excited to see what's
inside. Maybe not you, Bryan, because okay, you're perfect. I'm
sorry. You're like, I'm sorry. I'm just saying, if that's the
case, you should be taking a dump into every store you going, because
you spend money everywhere you go. I get excited at all these stories,
like I'm suiting my adrenaline and oh my god, let's go in. Guys.
They might have something. I know, I know, I know,
I love everythings. They have empty five gallon cansters of gas. I might
need one. People say it on TikTok. People have said it happens to
me too. Oh my God, I always have to poop when I go
to Walmart, or when I go to Barnes and Noble or Macy's or even
Michael's. Michael's is another big one where people have walk in and they immediately
you have to poop. So a gut doctor says there is not enough definite
research on the connection between but he says it could be a surge of emotion.
It could be the adrenaline rush. It could be the excitement and that
gets your you know, your juice is flowing. So they say that stores
actually have a laxative effect. It definitely has happened to you. You have
clogged one. JMC counter argument that this is just a bias effect. What's
actually happening is that you could have pooped while you're at home, but you
didn't feel the need to because you know whatever, my bathrooms here. But
the second you got out where you're out of range of a comfortable bathroom,
then all of a sudden, Oh no, I have to poop. That's
what I'm saying. Let me ask you this, how many times have you
pooped in the Walmart? Um? Oh, I don't know. Maybe I
can count all my fingers. How many times i' pooped in Walmart. I've
pooped more in Ross. How many times have you popped in Ross? Like
a lot or just a couple of times? A couple of times? See,
I've pooped a TJ Max. If it was that real of a thing,
you'd be pooping like every time you went there. Okay, this is
again a TikTok thing that went crazy because people said they could relate. Eric,
crystal is not working. Wait did you cleanse this crystal? And mind
just soaking in your bad vibes from last time you used it? My vibes
are insanely good, really and positive vibe I'm getting you from me. Listen
Creeper on my creep YouTube channel. You see everything I watched? Who gave
me access so I could fix our our mistakes? But do you see what
kind of things I listen to at night? I like to be positive and
I like to think of nice things in crystals and vines. Instead of being
positive yourself, you just have someone repeated in your ear all night long,
yes affirmations, and they seem to work really well. I don't know.
I haven't come into money this week yet. I listened to a money one
just yesterday. Eight hours. Well, no, I was only four hours.
Whatever. I don't even care. You know what, I'm not talking
to you right now. I don't like your vibe. Put down my crystal.
I'm going to cleanse it when i'm done. You're melt energy anyway.
I just now he's kind of good. The problem is that because we're just
bouncing off each other, because Eric is doing jack shit, I'm getting ready
for something. I think if we turn both of our negative energy towards Eric,
I think we'll do we'll get along much better. Why don't we just
stop talking? Why don't we say three things we both dislike about? Oh
god, I'm kidding now, I'm kidding. Well, while he's doing nothing,
Okay, let me ask you something here? Yes, how be honest?
How much longer is this going to take? All night? No talking?
By the fact I'm almost has it? What does that mean? Minutes?
Second, minutes? Look at the stack he's gone through, and look
how much he has left. I'm what is the purpose of what you're doing
right now? We're playing a game? Yes, and apparently he is going
through the cards to pick good ones maybe or he's they were unorganized and now
he's organizing He's the only person that brings a game, prepares custom slips,
and then doesn't prepare anything else that does it live on the air. He's
the talent. That's why. Yes, he just shows up. He just
shows up. Okay, I'll give you another story, Brian, you and
I this is our show now. Okay. I feel like me and Eric
should shade and trade chairs. Yes, you'll bring your little box. Take
your little box. Go there, Brian, come up here. I'm ready,
are you Yes, I'm ready? Okay, okay, okay, yes,
don't Okay, I'll save the story from for another time. Okay,
we are playing a game. What's the game? Eventually after our host chat?
Because I have a host chat, you have a host chat. Okay,
so this is Have you played this before we had a party or something?
Yes? Or is this a new game you just got. It's a
new game that I just got, but I've had played it before. So
you do you know the rules? We don't have to sit here while you
read the rules. No, okay, So why don't we do this?
Why don't you help me talk about our favorite person who manages money, Jay
Wurtzler. That would be the guy. Oh my god, I love Jay.
Jay Wertzler has extensive experience as a certified financial Planner, also known as
a CPA CFP. He's not. Oh my god, you know what I'm
put turning these over. Jay. I'm sorry, Oh my god, Jam,
I'm sorry. I will. I'm gonna say his but when this is
done, I'm taking his away from him. You apologize him right now,
j J. All right, Jay just called me. He's crying. Jay
does not deserved this crying. By the way, what I want you to
read his proper titles, Oh my gosh, and read it like you're not
reading it, like with emphasis, because you like him. I do like
Jay, you do, I know you do. Jay has an extensive experience
as a Certified Financial Planner CFP. He has specialized in investment management, retirement
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is also a Certified Divorce Financial Analyst, which is a CDFA. Thank you,
Okay, you can reach him several ways. Well, First of all,
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Yes absolutely, he is somebody who if you have some money you maybe maybe
you have it sitting somewhere and you think maybe, Okay, no, it's
fine, it's safe. It's like in the bank. But it could be
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It could be growing, it could be working for you. You worked
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are proud to display it because we love this man. He is a good
person and he's going to help you I want. He is not an accountant.
He is not, and hopefully he'll be on again in August. Just
everyone knows differences. He doesn't manage your money. He gives you tips on
how to manage your money. Thank you. Well he doesn't. Well,
let's know, let's not get it further than the whole and about this,
okay, okay, okay. He also has a webite. Yeah, he's
a cool dude. He is. He's a great We should all go out
to happy hour together with Brian Oh he'd love. Brian, what do you
do at happy hour? Oh? I get ste I get a coke,
I get like three coakes usually, So I'm like, all, he doesn't
drink either, so we just hang out. No, Jay will have like
one cocktail. He doesn't. He's not a huge drinker either, So we
just you can actually have fun at a happy hour just eating happy hour food,
which is cheaper during happy hour. True, Okay, don't squint at
me. I'm not squinting. That's what you want? Like that you want?
Okay, Yeah, that's that was nasty. That was a nasty face.
You just made it mean. It was not nasty so much like it
was like a little a little unsure. You just kind of blew me off
a little bit like that. Well, well, I tried my best,
Like on crystal did the opposite effect, I told you, and you didn't
listen. That must be because you're evil inside and crystals don't work on evil
people, I black heart, What did you they work on? Then?
Apparently affirmations don't work on evil people either, so they work on people who
have positive, clean hearts. Then why aren't they working? They are working
on me? They are? Yes? Really, why do you say they're
not. What are you manifesting? I am manifesting abundance of it doesn't matter.
You love money, money, um things. I have everything I need.
Eric, do you see an abundance of money sitting around in that white
chair? I see an abundance of moody, damn freaking thing. I was
at Joanne's twice. Buying Joan's is a cool story. I love Joannes.
Are you too? But oh man, did I spend some money on their
day down chair? But anyway, we're talking about Jay A. Wortzler and
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We're gonna walk together. It's gonna be fun. Okay, now my
host chat, So thanks Lord, that was great. Eric, what's your
It's gonna be like that, like we're having to carry this show because he's
still looking at those damn cards and you know what, he's not even reading
that now. He's just making so there, so the perfectly aligned, Like
he's not even reading him now now he's just like making them perfect. I
think he said less than ten words this point. But the cards away,
I'm almost done. Wow, how many cards? Do you think? This
is something you do before you prepare? I know I thought I was prepared,
but keep going, Oh my god. Anyway, all right, what's
your house? Chat? All right, so I don't want to hear any
of you guys chat. Stop it. On Friday night, I was lucky
enough to get a night at Sequon Casino and Resort. I that's my favorite
casino in town. What I love. I love Sequan really. I love
it because A it seems to be the closest, it's the easiest for me
to get to. B. I love their restaurants. They have this great
steak restaurant, and they have one called the Pink Buddha, which is an
Asian fusion. And they have barbecue okay, C. They have a great
venue for concerts, which I'm going to talk about D. They have an
awesome spa which I have yet to go to because I didn't have time.
It looks so good and I've heard it's amazing. They have a lazy river,
which hello, who doesn't love a lazy river? Plus three other pools
and a bar which I can get a cocat. Okay, I don't need
to drink. I can go to a ball where I can actually order something
at a bar and not have a drink. And it was really fun.
And of course they have the gambling and that it is always really great.
Did your gamble? I allowed myself to gamble fifty dollars? Well on what
on the slots? Well, well, here's this is how I chose the
slots. This is what I like. I like the ones that had the
big screens. So when something happens, like some big animated thing happens,
or like big sounds go off like a toddler who just loves sensory overloads ideas,
sensory information that gives me a laxati of going into sequan makes me want
to because it makes me so excited. Really, I love I love ching
ching sound. I love it anyway. Burnet is a little bit oh hell
no, not in my opinion. Also kind of reeks a smoke. You
know what they all do, they all have smoking. It actually does not
smell, you know, what bad. Also, the food at Bruna is
also really good. I'm I'm I'm going, hey, I'm a Sequan girl.
But let me just tell I want to tell you about something else.
Who is going to be on the podcast soon. George Michael. Yes,
but yes, oh but you guys, Oh my god, the show is
the George Michael Tribute band or no, it's called George Michael Reborn. Sorry,
was there anyone there under fifty? Um? There were a lot of
people in my age. Yeah, because we know all the words to every
George Michael song. Oh yes, he's saying, no one. Oh it
was so good. But this guy looks identical to George Michael, dances like
George Michael sings and he's not lip syncing, sings so much. It was
like George Michael was right there. I loved it so much. And he
was talking, he was he was telling this story, but it was it
was going on and he kind of needed to start singing again, and he's
like, I'll, you know, one of these days, you'll hear the
rest of the story. And I'm thinking, oh my god, we need
him on the podcast. So on my ticket, I wrote down our website,
I wrote down my name, I wrote down when we record, and
like all this information because I didn't think i'd meet him after the show,
which I didn't. But I saw his guitar player and I'm like, hey,
because there's a bunch of people waiting at the stage after it was over,
because people were up dancing. Okay, now, look, I don't
dance at concerts. I just I tend to sit on my seat. And
I was about four rows back. I was in the front of this stage,
on my feet, dancing the entire time like a door. I'm a
groupie. I became a groupie for this band. It was that good.
You slept with George Michael. I didn't sleep with him. Oh, well
that's kind of a group No, Ruby is the one that, Oh they've
faught all over him and they're in the front row and they like gupies.
Oh they sleep with the people. Yeah they are. They are like the
traveling prostitution on a ride. Well that's not what I meant, Okay,
I meant I was. I was. It was really really fun. But
anyway, so the guitar player said, yes, I'll give him the information.
I'm like, there's no way he's going to give him this crumpled piece
of paper. I in Starbucks. The next morning, the guitar player comes
up to me and he goes, hey, um, Robert is right over
here. Why don't you go talk to him? I gave him your information
and Robert is the guy who was the George Michael guy. I'm like,
So I went over and I'm like, oh my god, Hi, so
nice to meet you. Da da da. I do a podcast blah blah
blah, talked about it. He goes, I would love to be on
your podcast. We I go, we record on Monday nights. I got
to hear the end of that story that you were telling, because it's pretty
cool. It's about George Michael, the real one and Andrew Ridgeway. Originally,
Oh my god, it was so incredible. It's very spiritual and cool
and I loved it. And there's a Wham documentary coming out this month on
Netflix. I think, so long story short, he said I would love
to and Um, so he can't. Obviously couldn't this Monday. He might
next Monday or the Monday next but I'm so excited to go to him on
and I think he liked me because I didn't ask for a picture. With
him or anything, because I didn't want to be at complete dork, but
I was because that's me. That's how I am. Just did grolled out,
I did ye. But anyway, so he's coming on soon. So
if you ever have a chance to see George Michael Reborn the band, the
Tribute Band, oh my god, you will have a blast. Blast.
So that was my weekend. It was my Friday night and Saturday morning at
Sequon. That's awesome. And Sequon is number one. It is a great
hotel of all the casinos in the right. Yes, I have Okay,
not impressed. Okay, I don't really care for it. Okay, I
don't care. Well, I hope Barona isn't an advertised That's why I'm not
gonna That's why I'm not gonna argue with you. I will spanker, but
so hard, Oh my god, you will. Okay, but I just
want to put you're the one trying to pick a fight with me now,
No, you're the one that always has to. I said, I'm like,
whatever, that's fine. You prefer sequem and let me ask you something.
Okay, why couldn't I have just told this story without you going?
No, Brona is better. You didn't need to interject that. You didn't
need to do that. That was not that didn't that didn't help the story.
I'm starting to further in. I'm starting to sweat, I'm starting to
keep starting to break out in a I want to send this to Sequan.
Now I can because you mentioned another freaking casino. Why maybe? Why not?
Now I can't. We would send them a demo reel. We wouldn't
send them this, of course we would, because this is what goes on,
This is what people are watching. Real is even that whatever? You
know what, I'm not gonna argue someone who doesn't know what demo really is.
I'm over it. I'm over it. I'm very nervous, not gonna.
I was knocked to continue this. I was like, whatever, is
very nervous. I'm sitting in a pool of my own sweat. Look,
Jesus, remember, can you believe this woman? I could have birthed you,
but I could have grown you in my stomach. Also, it doesn't
happen in your stomach. Just gonna throw it out there. Well you know
what I mean? Well it was you know what, I'm gonna stop right.
There are babies made like exactly. I'm not gonna tell you how I
had my babies a bunch of gummy berries. I will say the babies were
taken out of my stomach. Okay, they didn't come out the other way,
Okay, I c I. I'm glad they had a successful cicaria.
They didn't come out vaginally CTMI. They were born via Caesar action. Caesar
salad section. I know that's my host chat. We're all super loopy.
We're gonna get into a fistfight here pretty soon. Salad give me a c
salad stad salad section. I'm gonna turn off. You can't. I know
that's that's unfortunate. Who's Mike? I can't everybody? Oh see he's got
all the power. Oh my god, I know, no gave him.
I just want to say this little last segment, I did not. I
was not the one that was provoking. How still do there? That was
Laura. But we can let's move on. Wow, okay you know what?
Oh oh, whoever's watching this, you be the judge. You let
us know, Brian, I did I did poke. I say, hey,
brow as better than sequon and that was it. And then you were
like, look, let me tell you something, and I was like,
oh boy, it's fine, It's fine, Like, no, no,
no, let me tell you something. I'm very nervous. I'm worried about
what I'm gonna say, so I'm not gonna say anything. I'm sorry,
I'm kind of curious. No, no, I'm I'm I will start getting
vicious, probably and hurtful. I want to hear that. No, was
like a couple a month ago. I don't feel like roasting you and making
you feel horrible. I'm not gonna feel horrible, I know because you have
no you have no feeling. You have a black heart. I wish I
supposed to quell it. My god. All right, anyway, that is
my host chat. Are we done? Anyways? Eric, I'd love to
hear your host yet. Yeah, he would love to hear your host yet
so he can interrupt and okay, there she goes again. There she goes
again. Oh man, I'm the troublemaker. Very you are red and you
are Yes, I'm sweating, I'm Eric confrontation but also storms in jeromes without
a war crime path. Yes, exactly, like yes, anyway, what
what what's your host chat? Oh? So dying to know? Well,
you know how Friday, I had my my run in with Jerome's correct can
suck a big bag of tacket stop? Okay? Um. So, since
I was in a mood on Friday, I went and picked up my mail.
Okay, and in the mail was so I before I moved to my
new house, I had my mail changed about two months prior so I could
make sure that I got all my mail. Okay. That's a long way
to yeah and my new residence. So okay. Um. So the one
of the first things I did was I changed my address with the DMV.
Good. Yeah, because you have to go online and do it right,
doing all the right things right, all the right things. Check, check
check. So I get my renewal notice in the mail. It comes on
Thursday, Friday. So I open it. And the first thing I always
do is I open and I check, and then I go online and pay
it to get my new tags. Okay, okay. So I look at
it and I'm like, why is it like two hundred dollars higher than it?
Oh? God normally is what? And I'm looking and I'm like,
wait, I don't think this is for me. I look for me.
The address is correct. It was a delinquency notice oh, and I'm like
wait what. So I go out to my car and I'm all, oh,
my tag's expired in April. All crap, and I'm like tack on
some I was like what, So I call the DMV and I'm like,
hi, I go, um, I just got a letter in the mail
and it's a delinquency letter. I never even got our first one. Well
I'm sure. They were like, real, actually I have at and I
was like, I didn't even get a first one. And I said,
I'm sure if you look at my history you can see I've always paid it
on time. I just moved in February. I said, you have the
addresses correct because I changed it in January and m I said, um,
I don't understand this, and she said, well, we sent you I
noticed in February, and then we sent you one in May and there was
no response. And I said, yeah, there was no response because I
never got it. So I said, what do I do? So you
have to if this has happening, you have to go online, fell out
a form and then send it in with your payment. And I was told,
don't pay the penalty, just pay what you originally owed. So that
along with pork along with the paperwork. Yeah, so that's what I had
to do. Okay, oh you have the floor. Thank you, she's
so gracious. Oh yeah, that happened to me where they didn't even never
send it to me. I just had to get on and check. So
I was like this, I should have gotten this, and it was like
yeah, like you know, yeah, you should have paid this two months
ago. So I just I refiled an address change justin sure because I already
had, but just to be sure in case they just didn't get my address
change. And then I when they when I was like, you know,
filing for re registration, They're like, is there any reason we should weave
penalty fees. I'm like yeah, like I just put this in the like
the website, and I'm like, yeah, you never sent me anything,
and they waved it like no questions asked. They just sent me an EMIL
saying okay, you owe to fifty, which is normally like yeah. So
one year when I drove a red Jeep. I remember that year, my
registration was due and it was like four hundred and fifty dollars or something crazy.
I didn't have it at the time. I didn't pay a month goes
by, it goes up another forty dollars. Two months go by, it's
up to like close to six hundred. I went one full year with expired
tax I never once got pulled, thank god. Like I park on the
street sometimes too. They couldn't they tell you if you have it that expired.
I heard if if it's that far inspired that's actually that's how I found
out mine expires. I got ticket. I eventually had to pay twelve God,
because it's like taxes, you can't fight it. I mean, you
can obviously win something like that, you can, but if it's just like
me, oh, I didn't have the money at the time, and I'm
just gonna kind of ignore it. That makes me sick. Oh my god,
it was so bad. Do you know years ago? This was,
oh my gosh, probably eight or nine years ago. I was up in
Oceanside and I had taken the train somewhere and for the day and had come
back and went to get in my car and there was a ticket on my
car. And I thought, did I park in a lot longer than I
was supposed to or whatever? And I look and it said expired tags,
And I was like, expired tags that's impossible. Go to the back of
my car. My tags are gone, and I'm like, someone stole my
tags. So I'm like, oh my gosh. So I go into my
car. I go to get my registration because I was like, great,
now I'm gonna have to go. I put my registration in my car and
forgot to take the sticker off and put it on my life. So I
actually had to call the city of Oceanside and get it waved like it was
like a it was like a hundred and fifty dollars ticket or whatever. And
I was like, what, at least I can prove you have it.
Yeah, I was like, I have it. Here's a picture of it.
Like they were like, yeah, just send it, send it in
and we'll wave it. But I was like, oh my god. Do
you people steal tags? I don't think much anymore, but really, I
mean I always cut up my tags when I after I put them on.
I just stick it right on top of the old tag. Ye. Don't
you ever really take a knife then slice of the tags that they would try
to peel it just No, I just fold it over the knife. Yeah,
same, yeah, of course you do. Yeah, I gotta I
gotta ticket for my I got a six dollars ticket for having expired tags I
was parked and then I was like, hey, you guys never sent it
to me, and so paid twenty frety bucks. Yeah. I just don't
I think that isn't I don't like paying that every year when it comes.
I'm just like, no, I hate car stuff. I know. And
it's so weird because every city is different, like every state is different.
Somehow Point is the worst. They don't have California, I will say.
For how bad the d MB is. They have a great website, like
a super easy to use web. Yeah, they do. It's the only
thing that was really hard. The thing that was really really hard is when
I looked at I immediately went on and it's very hard for you to find
your address to see if you've changed it. Yeah, it was really hard.
Um but um, thank god it was on my on the paperwork itself.
But yeah, I was. I mean, the girl that I dealt
was she was not friendly and she was like, well, we sent you
two things, and I was like, well I didn't get them. I
don't know what to tell you. Is this at all interesting to anybody?
It is because I'm sure it happens to it everybody. Yes, oh my
god, we are also tired. Just watch this. Make sure you watch
this episode late at night you, oh my god? Or why when you're
going night watch Tuesday's episode. Okay, and you'll see why. Let's just
play it. Let's play a game, all right, game, now,
let's play games. It's called never have I ever? I have? Never?
All right? Never? Okay, So I am going to read the
question. This is the most effort he's ever put into anything. You both,
you both can suck it. I know he has two different colored brands.
He put a box around him. I mean, I'm impressed, prepared,
that's new. I'm so impressed. Thank you. Suck it? Doesn't
it? All right? How do you play this game? All right?
I'm gonna read the question. Okay, you hold it up saying I have
or I have never? Okay, okay, used clothing to enhance a body
part? Oh? Uh, I guess yeah, it's barely going naked,
so I guess i'd look better than naked, wait to enhance? So did
you wear like a pair of pants that showed your boulger or something? Is
that what you're talking about? Uh? No, to wear tight, tighter
pants to enhance your chicks. I can't like just wear a push up.
Bron called that a fine. Never, I've just wear clothes. You don't
want to admit the fact that you you were type pants one time. I
have one tight pants. Never with the intention of accentuating my male features.
Okay, okay, okay, but yeah, definitely I have hello, oh
yeah, hello, and have you hello? Yes, I I know what
he well, he doesn't need accentuated. No, I've seen it at you.
I'm talking about all the time. I know, I know I talk
about it too much. It really left a lasting impressions. Sure did.
Wow, and I only got a glimpse. Okay, and it was a
picture. It wasn't even you, great dick, Eric K, thank you
very much. I'd like to say it's actually a cop that's like the top
of the top. It's a whole pane. In fact, it's the top
at the top. That's the top of the food chain. Oh goodness,
um taking a dump pull on a date, well, like at the resume,
oh for sure. Never at the restaurant. Well, sometimes you have
if you ever, Well, I have wipes in my purse, so I'm
nice and clean. Yes, I can't just hold it. No, okay,
I have never have you met me? No, stepped in ship barefoot?
Oh yes, yeah, I probably am one of the worst feelings ever.
Yeah. Hugged a stranger by accident, yes, no, I'm sure
I oh probably a dozen times for sure. Been thrown out of a bar,
yes, yeah, for interesting, for dancing on a riser and being
told to get off. And that's why it doesn't drink anymore. True story.
I believe it got something for free and then pretended like I bought it
and gave it to someone as a gift. To who has come on.
He watched porn without masturbating um out of curiosity? Yes, definite, at
least on accident. Yes, just for somebody to show me something. I
watched the Pamela Lee Tommy Lee sex tape and I fell asleep there. There
was one time I remember I was trying to show my my my parents on
the on the internet. I was like, it was it's an innocent website.
And I pulled it back up and like, you know, reloads and
a bunch of porn ads on it. I was like, oh my god,
oh my god, that's awesome. Yeah, girl, like Liyan,
that was awkward. Oh my god, I bet accidentally flashed yourself in public?
Yes, no, oh for sure. Oh one hun. I had
a boob hanging out one time. Yeah, believe it, full on nip
yep. I went happening and got my haircut one time. This is when,
um, the girl I went to lived in Hillcrest and I had a
pair of jeans on, no underwear and like a T shirt. And I
was standing at the corner of h University and Fifth. Oh my, Hillcrest,
waiting to cross the street. This is not true, Swear to god.
I had gone to get hair product at that beauty supply ste and was
on the way back to my car and people were honking and like who And
I was like what the hell? And I looked down and my wiener was
just hanging right out of my pants. That's the fifteenth. How the hell
that's fifteenth that's probably that's when you do that. That's what the hell does
that happen? Also, why the hell do you wear jeans with thout underwear?
That's so uncomfortable? Rarely where I'm not wearing underwear. Now, I've
heard that people that don't wear underwear with jeans. There's fecal matter in your
jeans. I'm sorry. I believe a thing is showroom new, yeah,
yeah, yeah, but every five minutes it goes to apocalyptically old. There's
things in there I don't know. Next, please pete in a sinker tub.
Yes, I have, yes, yeah, emergencies um streeked um,
yeah, I have had at a bachelor at party. Of course, they
dared me and I got off the bus, got on to Mission Beach,
took off all my clothes, streaked down the beach into the water. It
was at night. I streaked with one of my very dear friends, Kristen
and her sister, and we were at my house one night and we it
was in a brand new development, and we took off all our clothes and
streaked down the street. Were you sober or drinking? Oh no, it's
totally sober. Oh yeah, oh wow. Yeah. Would I do that
sober? Yeah? Okay, I would. Maybe. Maybe I used my
phone to call someone while taking a ship. Oh yeah, totally. And
that's where I do most of my business. Sharted, No, I actually
have never. Yeah, I've had very members when they were long beach story.
Oh yeah, we had to Yeah, the whole thing, slabbed the
car, take the pants off, washing in the sink. Yes, yep,
there you go. Left a restaurant without paying the tab. I've never
I almost did once. Um. I dined in ditch when I was little,
I mean younger, when I was like in high school. I almost
did it recently by accident, no intentionally, because a bad service. Uh.
Yeah. I was at a should I sit in there restaurant? No
wait wait, no, no, no, no, no, I won't.
I won't. I was at a restaurant in Santi Okay, this is
a chain sit down restaurant, chili. No I say, don't say,
don't say uh. And I went there with my girlfriend and the food was
terrible and I talked to my waiter once and he disappeared. And I was
waiting on a drinker field because I got something spicy. I was like trying
to flag him down. Never came and the food was so bad neither of
us one of us finished it, and we couldn't even return it because the
dude never came back. As one of the things where you pay on your
phone scan the thing, And I almost just didn't pay him walk like I
almost just didn't pay, and I wish I didn't because I got food poisoning
that night. Are you kidding? Yeah? And I wish I hadn't paid.
I actually called them going to refund, but I forgot about it.
Oh you did you? I forgot about it. I should have. Oh
darn it, and I'll never go. I would have been totally okay with
that. Oh, in hindsight, I wish I had yeah, done it.
Yeah, locked myself out of my house or apartment in only my underwear.
Um no, no, yep, how uh it was actually my parents
house and I was house sitting and I locked myself out in my underwear.
I would love to see a sitcom just about all your Oh my god.
I was horrifying, and they had louver being naked. I loving he wouldn't
have all these experience, like all these like you just wore some clothes,
so this is oh so yeah, so also flashing myself in public. I
that same time that I was house sitting for them, I was sleeping in
the back bedroom, which was my room when I lived there, and um,
and it was a guest room and I was sleeping back there and my
mom's like, now, don't forget the trash goes out on Monday mornings or
whatever. Sound asleep and I hear the beep beep beep of I'm like,
oh my god. So I threw on a robe. I run out,
grab the trash cans and I've got the recycling trash can in one hand.
And at the time they weren't the big roll bins. They were just plastic.
No, they were plastic trash cans. But one was blue, one
was green. I had one in each hand and I went running out the
side gate and running down the driveway and the I'm all wait, and my
robe just blew open right in front of the trash Guys. Why am I
picturing a pink robe? I just ust know it was green going back there.
Sorry, I want to know how not only did your jeans become unzipped,
but somehow your wiener found its way through your jeans. Have seen no,
okay, but if it says if it's as if the proportions are as
you have asserted that that was difficult. I just forgot it. They were
button flow. You were up too. Do you dress side side or you
do wear it tuck it up? No, it was probably to the side.
I would think that it would happen if you had tucked it up.
Maybe maybe that I don't remember flopping out. It might have they were,
but I really do m gone to work with no underwear on? No,
of course I've never done probably, but I'm gonna say anything. Showers.
I love wearing underwear. I don't comfortable appeared as an extra on a movie
or TV set. I have, I have. Unfortunately, the only person
who wants to end up in film is the only person is a long boring
day. Successfully smooth talk my way out of getting a ticket or being arrested.
Never been pulled over? What wow? Um? I was wearing a
low cut dress on my way to the show. No, I have,
or I have never. On my way to the Jeff and Jair show,
I was living in Coronado, I got pulled over. I'm so sorry.
I'm about I need to go. I'm about to be on the air.
I went with Jeff and jire This will only take a minute. Ticket.
Oh, would would you have flashed your to get out of it? That
wouldn't worked in jail. I would have had to bail. You have done
that if you thought I was gonna work? Yes, I didn't want to
pay that damn thing? Are you kidding? Oh my gosh. Um.
I was with a friend of mine. This was years ago, and we
were on our way to go out on a boat. And I was here
lying down like through Golden Hill on like fourth Avenue, I mean I because
we were going to be late. And the lights go on and I was
like, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I said we were on
our way to um something about the boat, like we have to get on
this boat and and but I kind of lied about it and he let me
go. It's just a look of a draw. Yeah. Just I've never
been pulled over, that is, it's not just because I drive the speed
limits. That's not the case. Necessarily. You're lucky. You've been lucky.
Then you're only twenty two. You get pulled over eventually, but it's
not six years scary. When you see those lights, you're like, oh,
okay, let's play two more cards. Ok. Then we got to
end this thing. Yea fallen down the stairs during a night doubt? Nope,
Oh yes, I'm sure for sure. Sober Um let's see, uh
pre arranged to be bailed out of a date? Oh yeah, totally,
totally really well, have you only dated one person or okay, I mean
how many? Okay, okay, yes, um let's see put down your
card now. Oh seeing one of my coworkers naked? Uh no, I
I oh, yes I have. I saw Jerry naked. I've seen you
walk in you have pre boob job and that was very um yeah I was.
I was. I was very um shy about that. Yes, you
saw my pre boobs and my post. Yes, I'm not as shy about
gone the entire day without putting on any clothes. Oh no, I have
to put clothes. Wrong with you the entire day without wearing clothes. I
don't enjoy being naked. I just okay, good. Yeah, I'm on
the same page. About the bird. I like it had an uncontrollable gas
at work? Sure at work? Yeah I have. Yeah, it sucks.
Oh my gosh. The last one maybe probably I Last night I went
grocery shopping. As I was getting out of my car, I farted so
loud shut the car door went in. Was in the grocery store for probably
about half an hour. It got into my car and the Dutch oven that
I walked into. Oh, it was unbelievable. I had to literally open
the doors and just let my car air out. Oh dude, so I
thought the leather was going to peel right off it was it was still it
stayed there. That's how thick it was. That's disgusting. One more and
then we're done. Uh, make it good. You you spent the entire
first half of the show going through. This is better be a damn good
one, aren't you go? Where's the wire? What are the red ones?
I don't know what those are? All right? Well, then do
one more? Do one more? Let someone take nude pictures on me?
Nope? Never Never sexy pictures with lingerie on, but never nude. I've
never sent a nude picture. I never sent an You never let someone else
take one, or you've never tooken one. I've never neither. You've never
taken like a nude photo and to send to someone. No, No chicks
do that nowadays. I guess they'll take him just to save Oh oh,
they just save him. They all send them. That's crazy. Actually I
lied. Oh see, okay, I did a whole naked photo shoot probably
about six months ago with my room. Just see what I look like naked
posing. I haven't done that. I haven't sent him. I didn't send
him to anybody. I had a photographer take need photographs of me? You
did? How fun when he like? How long ago? Yesterday? Evening?
A year ago? No? Several years ago? Okay? Did you
give them as a gift to somebody? No? No, they were No,
they were for a coffee table book. What's next week? I want
in this on this table a modeling picture of you from back in the day.
I'll show you one. I would know, because remember how he talks
about being a model from time to I've yet to see one. I'm dying.
You've never seen the photograph. No, okay, I'll show it to
you. Well, no, I want to see it like a big We
want it frame so we can put on the backdrop cheesus. Oh no,
oh god, oh what a your cheesiest one? Do you have a cheesy
one? I? Yes, like I do. Don't you have one with
like a snake or something? I do? That's uh, yes, I
have one of me nude with a ball python. That's the one we need
on the back. Yes. Oh no, that is not going back here.
Cross out your wien. No you don't see my weed? Oh okay,
No, I don't want that one. I don't want to look at
it every time I'm in here. I kind of do what can I will
you give me? Can give it to you? Okay, well, then
wherever ends up, it ends up. What do you want? I want?
Bring it in? Bring it in. That does not make me feel
comfortable at all. We're not going to go through all your photos. You're
going to bring in an actual picture so we can Yeah. Yeah, we're
not going to look at it on your phone. Get it developed and fine.
I will remind you. I'm excited. I'm not bringing him. Do
you have a portfolio? I do? Can you bring that in? I
can bring that in. I'm worried about what percentage of those are nude,
because I fee like it might be high. Oh I hope no they are
not. There's no nudes in that one. Can you bring in one of
your nude photographer photos that you just talked about? Seek there's one right there?
Oh you're so cute. See okay, wait, I have that one.
I can't see your face, but hold on. Oh my gosh,
I think I was nineteen or twenty. Yeah, that's fine. I wouldn't
have never guessed that. Yeah, I have never guessed. I want to
see more. Okay, okay, we're done with this game. I'm tired.
I want to go home. I am home. You want to go
home. Look at look at that hair. Wow, Eric, you're so
cute. Look at the hair. Yeah, okay, we're gonna next week.
Eric's portfolio is so so so good. Oh and um, we have
a I have a very special game coming up next week. It's either going
to be I think we'll have it next week. I have to consult with
my other bestie. It's going to be called Battle of the Besties Marlan.
Yes, we'll come in you uh yeah. Now if she if she's going
to be in studio, it's going to be in August. If she's gonna
be on the phone, it's gonna be okay, all right, we'll talk
about it. But how fun. Oh I'm excited. And she's going to
be here in July when we have our event. You mean August, I
mean August. Yes, to be here August seventeen, thank you, six
pm, Urban Mos, Urban Mos, our four year anniversary party. We're
gonna put a ticket link up here in the next couple of weeks if or
they might be available at the door. We're gonna we're gonna work out all
those details. But save the date August seventeen, six pm, Seating Urban
Mos Drag Show and then our show. It's gonna be so incredibly fine.
We have prizes. I got a bunch of stuff made today. Actually I'll
tell you. Um anyway, this has been so fun. Now I'm gonna
go pass out, are you? I think Brian's gonna pass out and you
are gonna go to Ross. I am going. I know he booped out.
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