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Hello, look at us. Welcome
to Laura Kane after Dark. Hi.

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I'm Laura Kane. This is Eric
Rimmer. We are the Bobbsey Twins.

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We are We look cute. I
think you look well, No you don't.

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That front part is not good that
way. Do you need like a

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little messacare or something, a little
lip anyway, welcome to the show.

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Thank you so much for watching and
listening. We sure appreciate it. We

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sure hope that we provide some sort
of escape from your everyday grind. You

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know, we just want to be
a light, fun escape, like you're

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like having dinner with us, because
this is literally literally what it's like to

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go out to dinner with us.
It really is. We'd delight. We

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are delight. We are we are. Okay, So on this episode,

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Brian has a wild card. He's
gonna whip out. You have some sort

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of special thing for me. I
have something that I ordered for you because

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I feel like you need to be
educated. It's an educational tool. Okay,

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I'm just hoping that it is allowed
on YouTube. I'm actually not sure.

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Well, we'll see what happens when
I whip it out. I'm nervous.

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We're gonna play what's your price?
The favorite game? What's your price?

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I have some good ones today,
and real quick, before we start

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with our sponsors, do you know
that this has words? Don da da

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d done dun dun. Yeah,
shaven a haircut two bits? I did

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not. Okay, you are forty
five. You really know he's not he's

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older than that, because he's I
mean, we are. You didn't know

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that shaven a haircut two bits?
Had no idea? I thought that was

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like so cool. Anyway, Oh
and by the way, we are okay,

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let me ask you something real quick, Eric. Yes, we are

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going on five years in August.
We will be doing this podcast together,

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you and me for five years.
Yes, I know you respect this podcast.

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You love the people that listen and
watch. So therefore, this is

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going to be something that's gonna challenge
you, and you're gonna do it.

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You have to agree to do it. We're gonna do the stand up comedy

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routine. Hell no, yes we
are. Eric. Now I have all

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off the air. I'll tell you
some ways that will make it a little

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easier. What are you so afraid
of? What are you? Okay,

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tell me why you're afraid? Why
are you not funny. You are hysterical.

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This will push you out of your
comfort zone. It's always good to

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be pushed out of your comfort zone
a little bit. Now, Brian is

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gonna like rock it, of course, Well, of course he will.

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Yeah, probably, Yeah, Brian
will kill it. Yeah. I probably

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most likely will lose. But I'm
gonna give it my all. I'm telling

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you what I will. I've been
thinking about it already, but we're gonna

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make it a thing. So it's
going to just do you love me?

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I love you, unconditioned? Do
you respect me? I do? Do

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you respect my decisions? Well,
don't answer that. I don't answer that,

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not all the time. But this
is gonna be a good thing.

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This is gonna be funny to watch. It's gonna be painful, maybe,

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but great. It's not gonna be
funny. It'll be not funny. The

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two of you will be funny.
I will not be funny, but that'll

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be funny. If you're not funny, you're doing it. You're doing it.

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I'm gonna just say, you know, I just flew into San Diego,

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and boy, are my arm's tired? Fine? Make a bunch of

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dad jokes, Look up a bunch
of jokes. Okay, the joke part

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isn't funny. The fact you've told
you like three dimes in a row exactly.

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Come on, that's part's kind of
funny. Now listen, in all

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reality. You know what you could
do and I can't believe I'm even saying

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this out loud. What you could
download some AI app, Chat, GPT

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or whatever and have them write it
for you, all of them for a

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I know I won't do that,
but Eric could easily do that. You

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know what, You could dick up
some old thing that nobody's heard in a

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long time and then just do it. Eric, You're doing it. No,

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yeah you are. I'm going to
be sick that day. I strap

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No, you're not. Eric.
Come on, you gambled for the first

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time for me, and I appreciate
that and thank you. It was really

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funny and fun and cute and I
loved it. And this is another thing

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you're going to do for me because
you love me. Thank you and the

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show and I love the fact that
you This is another thing you're going to

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do for me. Thank you.
And because you're in, You're in.

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I know you're you're going to do
it. Okay, you know what if

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I have to do this for you. What do I have to do?

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What do I have to do?
What don't I want to do? I'm

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going to make you watch I'm like
a one minute video of somebody puking.

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And that's different from the videos you
send me daily, well because I don't

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watch them, No I don't.
So then this one, you'll have to

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watch one minute of it, a
one minute video, and then you will

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agree to do the stand up.
Sure. This is how invested I am

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in this and how good I think
it's going to be. Okay, oh,

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this is awesome. Thank you for
agreeing to do it. I will

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do it. I will suffer through
it. It's going to make me crazy

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and my poems are gonna just what. I'm probably going to pass out,

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but oh well, and you have
to keep your eyes open. I will

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Okay, Okay, it'd be great. I have a question for you guys

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All Right, I have a question for

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you guys, and it's just not
deep or anything. It's just I'm curious

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what things are you comfortable doing alone? For disturbating? Come on, I'm

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not comfortable doing that long partner.
Wow, I didn't expect it to go

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there right away. Oh my god. Yeah, she she does. She

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messages me, she frequently, she
calls me. Sometimes she complains about She's

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like, you're so vulgar. I'm
like kind of the part. I know

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it is just it's yeah, she
thinks you're hilarious. But I've told my

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mom, I'm like, you know, it's an act, Like it's just

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a right jokes right now, I
can. I have no problem going to

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dinner by myself. And I can
because I can, you know, like

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read or look at my phone or
something. I don't have a problem with

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people looking at me if I'm alone
eating dinner. I on the other hand,

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I cannot go to see a movie
alone. I don't know why,

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but I just it's too sad.
It makes me a little bit depressed and

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a little bit I get a little
weirded out, like people are like,

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oh, look at that girl sitting
all by herself, outsad, poor thing.

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Now what are you comfortable doing alone? Are you? Are you comfortable

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going to dinner by yourself? Are
you comfortable? Are you comfortable going on

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a trip by yourself? Have you
ever done that? I'll go last because

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it will tie on a wild card, all right, so, oh good.

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I used to not be comfortable doing
it, but I I've been a

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couple of times to the movies by
myself, but I don't like going to

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eat by myself. Do you enjoy
going to the movies by yourself? I'm

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getting better at that, but you
don't like going out to dinner by yourself.

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Have you ever gone on vacation alone? No, okay, one time.

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It was one time at band camp. It was like two thousand and

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eight. I think I was right
out after I got out of rehab.

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I think I was still living with
Tommy and I had a weekend or a

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whole week. Oh, they had
a week off. We had a week

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off. I'm like, what am
I going to do? So I'm like,

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you know what, I want to
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I drove to Sedona by myself,
stay in an hotel, hiked alone,

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tried to find the vortexas went on
this really really cool stargazing tour in the

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middle of the night on the top
of this hill. It was pitch black

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and you could see the Milky Way. It was really really cool. And

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I listened to books on tape the
whole way there and the whole way back.

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So I just read something where they
said everybody needs to do that at

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some point, is just go on
a trip by yourself. I yeah,

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one agree, And a friend of
mine recently it's like I want to experience

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that with somebody. I don't want
to, but I get it. I

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totally get it. Yeah, And
then think about like the people you can

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meet or not or just be alone
with your thoughts, and I don't know,

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I think it's cool. Would you
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I actually love being alone. I
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but I also, like, do
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know, Maybe that's just me,
but I think it's kind of fun to

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be wholly absorbed in just oneself,
and not in a selfish way, but

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just in like a very like conscious
of your mind in a way that you

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can only do when you're alone,
especially when you do something like really kind

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of intense alone. But I don't
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or going to the movies, as
I did twice. This, Oh is

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this okay? Play a wild card
music, Play a wildcard music? Is

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this? He says, is dovetailing. We're dovetailing right now. Whale tailing,

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whale tailing. This is weird music
for this, Okay. So my

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girlfriend's been studying for school the last
this last weekend, so I had basically

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a whole weekend to myself, and
I was like, what the fuck do

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I do with myself? So I
went to the movies on Friday night and

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I saw Furiosa. It's incredible,
it's great. It's not as good as

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Fury Road, but it's super good. Can't wait. What time did you

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go and what movie theater were you
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it went like seven pm or something. So was it crowded? Nope?

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I went and saw the Imax too, okay, and it was very It

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was not crowded all, which is
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do well. It's very It's not
quite as good as Fury Road. It

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is incredible though, it's super good. So do you know what I heard

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which sucks is that he had a
trilogy it may still happen, and they

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said because of the lackluster ticket sales, it might not happen. And that's

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what he was banking on. Was
this to do really well? So it

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was it was going to be about
Max's origin. Yeah, well's well,

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see. I think this this movie
is. It's tremendous. It's so good.

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I think he'll end up doing well. I think once it gets released

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on streaming, I think the Numbles
Numbers will do really well. But any

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Anya Taylor Joys in it and she's
fantastic, Like Chris Hemsworth in it and

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he is incredible. I mean,
he really steals the show. It's pretty

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Does he play Max? No,
he's just a villain. Max isn't in

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it? Okay. The only criticism
I have is that the first The Fury

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Road was very practically practical effect oriented. Not say there wasn't CGI, but

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Furiosa definitely has a lot more CGI
scenes, which sometimes take away from it

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because especially when you compare it to
Mad Max, which was very real so

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still very good. And then on
Sunday I went and saw In a Violent

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Nature in the theater. Oh okay, wait a minute, how was that?

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It's pretty good. It's very stylized, which makes it good. Otherwise

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it would be a little bland.
But it is a kind of a generic

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horror slasher movie. But it is
from the perspective of the killer the entire

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time, so you're just falling around
the killer. It's like Friday the thirteenth

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if you only watched what Jason was
doing the entire time. Now, is

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it one of like those which I
hate? One of those found foot Do

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you remember do you remember the movie
Hardcore Henry? Yeah, I love that

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movie. Okay, so is it
like that? No? Oh okay?

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It is third person, and in
fact, you actually you do leave the

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killer sometimes. You focus on the
victims sometimes, but it's largely told through

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his perspective on the events happening more
than anything else. And it is definitely

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slow at times because there's he doesn't
say a word and you know the story.

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It's really light on the story.
No one cares about why what's happening

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is happening, but has impeccable style. It's shot by the one by one

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format, so it's a square.
It's not like nine by six or sixteen

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by nine. Like most movies are
really interesting, great color grading, great

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cinematography. It's really it's really fun. It is incredibly gory, though it's

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very gory. See, I won't
go to anything it doesn't have good color

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grading. What about you? That
is no, but that's something that like

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Mad Max is something that is heavily
color graded and looks really good. Is

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Mad Max? The one where they
had that that popcorn bucket that everybody's going

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crazy about. Oh that's no,
it's a, it's another one. Dune

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had one, but then there's a
new one Deadpool dead Pool. Okay,

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so it looks like a like a
that's the kind of bad with a big

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mouth. The blow job, yeah
yeah, yeah, yeah, it looks

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like a sex toy. Oh it's
a joke. It's intentional anyway. Anyways,

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Furios was really good and the violent
nature is good. It's a little

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more artsy, so it's not quite
high octane entertainment, but it is if

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you can appreciate that, it's really
good. So I recommend both them.

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Okay, did you feel any sort
of way, like kind of sad guy

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going? Yeah, I was both
depressed and like very content, so it

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was weird. Wow, that's like, like this is sad. And I

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was like, I don't mind.
Did you like have popcorn? And the

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whole thing like, I don't I'm
not a popcorn person. So I just

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picked up got a drink and that
was good to go. All right,

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all right, love my popcorn.
Before we get into what's your price?

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Speaking of price, I bought you
something or see. I don't know if

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we can with this out. Is
this is something I get to keep?

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Yes, just do it? I
think if it's for educational purposes, it

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is, it is. I think
you're fine, all right? Oh God?

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Preface this by saying, Eric is
somebody who has never seen a woman's

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genitalia in the live or in person
or are I don't even know the one

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picture. The pictures you have seen
are all like really messed up ones.

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So I think you have a really
bad view of what they really look like.

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But you don't know what think what's
what and where it goes? You

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know where this goes and where that
is. So what I did was I

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got you a model. Oh no, and it's kind of I don't think

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it was meant to be educational,
if you know what I mean. I

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think it was meant to be to
well, it was. It was hard

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to find one that wasn't like two
hundred dollars that Laura's use a flashlight to

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demonstrate. Gross. I'm here.
I just want okay, Oh god,

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I don't think I can put this
up? Can I? Okay? Now?

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Eric? What this right here?
I can't do this. I don't

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think I can do this. I
don't want to watch you. I know,

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I know, I know if you
know what, it's gonna make him

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uncomfortable. It's gonna make you uncomfortable, but just hand it to Eric.

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This is actually a nice looking one. Yes, Now, this is the

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part that you stimulate. These are
the labia means to know these parts?

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He doesn't. This is medical.
He doesn't need to know, just should

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know. Just grab it, Eric, touch it a little bit and just

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pet it like it's a little doggy
it for the show. He was his

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finger up there tomorrow. Is this
something that like you can Actually I don't

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even want to know. I don't
want I'm not sure that. I don't

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know what other purpose you'd have,
like keeping your change in there or something.

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Yes. Oh god, all right, boys, get out your paths

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of paper, because it's time for
name your price. Thank you for not

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making me do anything disgusting like lick
at or whatever. No, I I

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you were saving me. You have
some that would have gotten this canceled drug?

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Yeah, sure that wouldn't have been
okay, throw up? All right?

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Do we have any kind of like
bumper music we can play into this?

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This is a radio term bumper music. Oh, don't play the again.

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This is a fun gang. We
like this game. There we go,

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all right. This game is where
I give everybody a scenario and you

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have to tell me or write down
the lowest amount that you would do this

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thing for touch that vagina, eight
bazillion dollars, and you always are you

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always exaggerate. I want you to
be more realistic this time, like,

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really think about it. No,
I'm not exact. There's that I wouldn't

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do here exactly. Yeah, right
before the show was literally no, come

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on, you were I saw you
you had your finger. Oh god,

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Okay, I'm going to do one
just for Eric, and I want you

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to be I don't want you to
go one trillion dollars. Be okay,

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this is really happening. Okay,
it's really happening. It is a twenty

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four year old woman. She is
naked, and she's got a great body,

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she's clean, she's everything's fine,
and she's standing in front of you.

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You have to take your finger and
just touch her, not even rub

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or anything, just touch her in
her private area consensual, consensually. Yes,

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of course she's there for that.
What's your price? And don't put

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one trillion dollars or I'm going to
be so mad, be honest. Just

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you are ridiculous. You were absolutely
ridiculous, Brian. You don't have to

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please one billion dollars. That is
the dumbest thing. You are so ridiculous.

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You just have to touch it.
You don't even have to do anything

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to it. Yeah, come on, what's the real answer. Okay,

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what is the real answer. It's
getting so read. She is she's a

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stranger, but she's there just for
you to touch it. Not even sexually.

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Well that definitely would not be a
no. No. Just she's standing

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in front of you. You just
have to go woop and that's it.

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You God, he's ridiculous. He's
absolutely ridiculous. Hey, I just lowered

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my price. I just lowered my
Okay, I want to seriously, if

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if someone said five hundred thousand dollars, just go touch touch it, you'd

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say no, five hundred thousand,
yeah, okay, okay, okay,

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now we're somewhere, okay, two
hundred and fifty thousand. No, So

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someone off he says two undred fifty
thousand, you just have to go do

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that, you'd say no, I
don't that. There's no way. No,

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she's standing right there and you just
have to And I have a box

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of money that's dollars. You just
have to reach a fine fifty Okay,

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let's try one hundred. No,
it's this is not the kme art.

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Get down twenty five dollars. Touching
yune is negative a thousand, by the

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way, cross a thousand. What
your price to get kicked in the chest

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by a horse? Oh? Hell
no? Did I ever tell you about?

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So this is true. My dad
was a landscape architect and he was

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doing a job for this client that
had up up stables, and the daughter

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of the client went out to put
some brushes away and spook the horse,

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and it kicked her in the face
and she had to have full wreaking like

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knocked out all of her teeth,
like ripped her eye lid off, like

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almost killed her. And I was
like, oh, a billion, not

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even a billion. I don't uhh, that'd kill you. Two hundred thousand

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dollars. Oh my god, are
you crazy? Okay, I'll see you

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guys both in the hospital. No, chest, I can survive chest.

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Also, I'm gonna kind of lean
back like neo as you know, as

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it kicks me, So I'm not
going to take the full impact. Here's

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the problem with me. It's gonna
pop my boob, my breast, implant.

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You know you do know that your
heart is right there, she's got

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airbags. She's fine. Well,
you're not gonna die from it. This

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that's my own rule. You might
well okay, well whatever, okay,

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what's your price? And this will
be interesting because I want to know what

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you guys had to repeat the last
meal you ate for every meal for one

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month? Oh, every single meal
for one month? The last meal you

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ate let's see one month? Okay, all right? First Eric, how

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much? Oh? Five hundred bucks? So you must add something good?

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What'd you have? I had a
chicken and white cheddar and uh onion burger

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burger yump that I made at home. Brian, what's your price? I

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had a California Brios two hundred bucks, all right. I had a waffle,

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a big giant waffle, scrambled eggs
and bacon, And I said,

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one thousand dollars because that probably isn't
going to be good for me for one

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month to eat that every single day. You know what, No, I'm

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going to take a zero off one
hundred dollars. I do that for one

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hundred dollars, all right. What's
your price to have an Audi belly button

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that's three inches long? Oh?
God? Three inches long like that forever.

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Oh gosh, see as a woman. Oh this is tough, this

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is tough. It is so gross
up looking. You got a dick sticking

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out of your chest. I'm going
five hundred thousand, five hundred million dollars,

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yes, because I would have that
ship wacked off. Yes, absolutely,

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I'm doing seven and fifty thousand.
You two are quick, crazy.

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You can tucket. I can do. I'll drop it off myself, chop

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it off. That is disgusting.
Okay, what's your price? Show up

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for work or school in a robe
and nothing else? Now, Brian,

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this is when you go into work. This is this is a power play

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if you ask, oh gosh,
let's see nothing else, just a robe,

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show up for work, full day
of work, your eight hours.

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I really got to think about this
because, like I really realized, think

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about this. I feel like you're
one mental breakdown away from doing that.

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I know. I mean you might
not have done it last night. All

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right, anyway, what is it
Eric? One hundred bucks? Yeah,

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to go the full day at work
wearing a robe and nothing else. Sure?

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Wow, I said fifteen hundred.
I said five thousand, Okay,

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because I want five thousand, because
you want five thousand, but you do

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it for less. Yeah, it's
just it's a good way to make five

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thousand, as I wouldn't do it
for much less. That Can you imagine

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going to work and not having to
wear underwear. You'd just be like,

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no, you that's you don't do
that anyway. Right. You can get

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fired though, the thing you get
fired over. Yeah, I mean you

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have to give you'd have to like
work with clients in your robe. Okay,

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you'd have to meet new perspective,
okay, whatever, All right,

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what's your price to give pedicures to
every resident in a nursing home? Ill?

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And just say there's about twenty five
of them and you have to get

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full on petticures with the scrubbing of
the calluses and everything. Oh god,

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and I bet a lot of those
have like hammer toe and feet get weird.

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Oh god, I do it for
two grand Oh my god, no

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wait no wait, let me think
about this being too too quick on the

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trigger. Here is that one time? It's one time you have to Oh

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god, all right, Brian,
what's your price? I'm adding trauma?

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Oh he's like really seriously thinking about
this. That is absolutely revolting. There's

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probably missing toes. Oh I need
to there's definitely dark nails. Oh god,

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I'm changing. I changed my bruised
dark old nails or no nails or

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no nails. God, I would
die, Oh my god. Okay,

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ship, I don't know if I
could talk about this on that I saw

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somebody to date with the most sandals. Oh, I thought I was gonna

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puke, older person, younger.
It was the toenails that it looked like

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a butthole because it was like no
nail, had no to I don't know.

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I just put many nines on this
paper as like, my god,

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oh god, it sounds, oh
god, literally making my eyes water.

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Okay, this one I want an
honest I want you to visualize this as

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my stomach is growling. I'm so
hungry right now. What's your price to

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eat a live roach? Oh?
Let me think about this. What type?

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Just your basic and it has to
be sizable. Not only from the

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pet store or is it from the
garbage dumpster? Do they sell roaches at

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the pet store? Translators, it's
from the garbage. It's from your from

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not your house from like my answer, Oh, I got an answer for

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you. It's from downtown San diego
Oh hell, and it's sizable. Okay,

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I'm really truly thinking about this.
Okay, you know what, honestly,

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oh my god, really really would
I do this? Really? Really

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really? Yes, I would ten
grand. I'm being honest. I'm being

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honest. Somebody had ten thousand dollars
in front of me and there's a roach,

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it would be horrific. I would
hate it. I would die almost.

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But I know ten thousand dollars.
Do you know how much poop and

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those legs have walked on? Well, I'm not going to think about Oh,

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that's just the act of eating.
Oh my god. Okay, so

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Ryan, what's your price? Your
roommate is gross, three, your roommate

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is disgusting, My roommate has walked
Oh my god, I said, need

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to eat a live roach for ten
thousand dollars A downtown a downtown live roach.

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Yeah, so you live sizable roach? Ten grand? Come on,

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Brian. Okay, my answer is
the same as last time. I added

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an extra row of nines. Well, why is it's? Whyse It's so

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incredibly it is disgusting to be disgusting. I want to do it. I

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want I want all the money on
this paper, which I can't even count.

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God, you don't get to do
the nine nine to nine thing anymore.

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Okay, okay, you do,
then here we go. Yeah,

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what's your price to get in a
hot tip naked with your family? Oh

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god, well, my whole family's
dead. Whole family will pretend that they're

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not. You're, you're. Everybody's
alive, and you're you are. You're

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at a cabin and it's like maybe
snowy outside. You guys want to get

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in the hot tub because it's what
you're gonna get naked. Come on,

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I'm setting the scene. Thank god. Oh gosh, let me think mom,

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Dad, Oh, oh my god, Jenny, Eric, Oh lord,

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oh boy, at this age,
let's see wow wow wow wow wow.

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Okay, Laura's like five dollars.
No, what is your answer?

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Eric? One trillion dollars? That
is disrespectful? No, come on,

407
00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:49.799
No, you heard how upset my
mom got when she saw me in bike

408
00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:55.680
shorts, Like, can you imagine
your mom walked up to a hot tub

409
00:30:55.839 --> 00:30:57.480
naked in front of oh my hey? Okay, okay, have my answer,

410
00:30:57.680 --> 00:31:00.960
and I did not do I did
last time. This time my answer

411
00:31:02.119 --> 00:31:07.240
is as many eights as like a
fit on the saw really, yeah,

412
00:31:07.839 --> 00:31:11.279
I said one hundred thousand dollars.
Oh my god. Yeah, well last

413
00:31:11.319 --> 00:31:15.440
time you said you give your data
massage like a hundred fifty boh, yeah,

414
00:31:15.480 --> 00:31:18.400
that's true. Oh god, do
you still want to do that Laura

415
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:22.400
half the time of his life?
Or would you like to give your brother

416
00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:25.400
Eric a massage? No? No, no, I don't think so.

417
00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:30.559
What about Jenny? I give Jenny
massage? Yeah, that's not especially for

418
00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:33.799
chicks. Sure, no problem,
it's not. I do that for nothing.

419
00:31:33.240 --> 00:31:36.839
But for Eric, I don't know. Every chick is like two inches

420
00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:41.359
away from being like bisexual. It's
fine. Oh my oh what's your price

421
00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:48.119
to use somebody else's a complete stranger? You don't know this person's toothbrush for

422
00:31:48.279 --> 00:31:56.880
one month? Oh somebody you don't
know as stranger toothbrush has been used.

423
00:31:56.920 --> 00:32:00.440
It's been used, no, but
not like heavily, and you got to

424
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:04.880
use it for the rest of the
month. And let's let's assume they don't

425
00:32:04.880 --> 00:32:07.559
have any diseases or anything they're going
to pass on to you. It's just

426
00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:15.680
the act of using a stranger's toothbrush. Okay, this is pathetic. Oh

427
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:23.880
my god, Okay, Eric,
don't copy Brian that's not okay my joke.

428
00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:27.079
That is ridiculous. Okay, when
we do the stand up, I

429
00:32:27.079 --> 00:32:29.599
want him to go first so he
can't go after me and just copy my

430
00:32:29.720 --> 00:32:31.960
joke. Good, good idea,
because I am not going first. That

431
00:32:32.119 --> 00:32:35.039
was not part of the deal.
We'll go second. Okay, you can

432
00:32:35.119 --> 00:32:37.240
go last. I don't care.
No, I'm going last, so that

433
00:32:37.319 --> 00:32:38.720
he can't copy my note. I'm
not going first. He'll go second.

434
00:32:39.920 --> 00:32:45.079
We got him in. Let's just
get it in first. I had two

435
00:32:45.160 --> 00:32:47.559
grand, but I changed it.
I know, my thing with teeth and

436
00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:53.000
feet, five five hundred, that's
fine. Yeah, gross, you two

437
00:32:53.039 --> 00:32:59.400
are gross. What's your price to
allow five people to vomit on you?

438
00:32:59.799 --> 00:33:04.359
Oh, Laura? One dollar?
Now? Let me just no dollar?

439
00:33:04.519 --> 00:33:07.519
No, what is no? Honestly
they have there, they have to puke

440
00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:12.559
on you, on your on your
chest, on your pants, on your

441
00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:16.759
shoes. How do you know that's
not a normal Friday? Or I might

442
00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:20.680
I might make extra money that way. He has a puke My god,

443
00:33:20.720 --> 00:33:22.240
oh my god, there're probably is
such a thing. Oh guarantee you,

444
00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:27.759
oh for sure. Only fans are
you kidding? Just for fans, just

445
00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:34.119
for fans? Okay, what's your
price, Brian, mine is ten thousand

446
00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:38.279
dollars. Oh my god. Here's
the thing. Five people throw up on

447
00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:44.000
you, which happens to people I'm
sure all the time downtown anyways. The

448
00:33:44.079 --> 00:33:45.880
people throw up on you, you
go immediately, shower, hose off,

449
00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:50.680
take a clothes off, whatever.
It's a problem for like ten minutes.

450
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:58.400
Eric, mine is one hundred thousand
million, mine is one gig a billion.

451
00:33:58.680 --> 00:34:02.279
That's insane. I would never No, I no, I am.

452
00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:07.839
I'm dead series. So somebody said, Laura, here is here is a

453
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:14.039
suitcase full of one hundred dollars bills. No, I can't if you were

454
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:17.800
what if you were a negative seventeen
dollars in your check? I am okay,

455
00:34:17.960 --> 00:34:22.559
let me let me rephrase I have
been lately, Laura. I bring

456
00:34:22.679 --> 00:34:25.039
into this studio a briefcase and it
has twenty thousand dollars in it, and

457
00:34:25.119 --> 00:34:29.760
I say I can fix you know, fifty fifty thousand dollars. I say

458
00:34:29.880 --> 00:34:32.920
I can fix all of your financial
issues right now. You don't have to

459
00:34:32.960 --> 00:34:36.599
worry about it. It'll set you
back up. You can buy yourself a

460
00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:39.239
real Louis Vuittont this time, maybe
a new car if you wanted to all

461
00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:42.840
your problems will be solved. All
you have to do is let five people

462
00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:46.039
throw up on you. You can
pay your rent for the next twenty five

463
00:34:46.119 --> 00:34:50.360
years. I'll keep hustling. Way
have been, No way. I don't

464
00:34:50.400 --> 00:34:54.079
believe that. No, do you
understand phobias? Do you understand? Like

465
00:34:54.519 --> 00:35:00.880
terror? What's scarier than your terror? What homelessness? Not to me?

466
00:35:00.639 --> 00:35:05.480
You gotta be homeless and have people
throw up on you? Almost, that's

467
00:35:05.559 --> 00:35:09.159
insane. It's a legitimate phobia of
mine. Like it, like it's making

468
00:35:09.239 --> 00:35:13.840
me like my palms are just sweating
right now? Another not I just like

469
00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:19.960
her arms are heavy? Okay?
What's your price to sing the national anthem

470
00:35:20.239 --> 00:35:28.039
acapella at a Podrais game? Oh? A sold out Podrais game. Well

471
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:31.880
remember when Roseanbar did it? Yes, and she grabbed a crotch and that

472
00:35:32.000 --> 00:35:36.679
whole thing. No, you wouldn't, you would not do that. I

473
00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:45.679
couldn't grab my crotch. Oh,
say, can you see okay anzerly lie?

474
00:35:46.039 --> 00:35:50.800
Can I can? I can?
I read it? And the rockets

475
00:35:51.000 --> 00:35:54.199
red lare That wasn't too bad?
That was actually good? Right? What's

476
00:35:54.199 --> 00:36:00.239
your price? I'll I have a
mile ago first fifty thousand dollars. Honestly,

477
00:36:00.519 --> 00:36:07.079
yeah, okay, okay, five
hundred thousand dollars. When we had

478
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:12.159
a singing contest and we had a
singing teacher in here and we were he

479
00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:15.880
guaranteed me that he had a song
because we sang for her to critique us,

480
00:36:17.639 --> 00:36:22.119
he spoke the words. He he
refused to sing. I think I

481
00:36:22.239 --> 00:36:25.559
did, didn't I do Madonna's Justify
My Love? It is ridiculous and I'm

482
00:36:25.599 --> 00:36:28.800
so mad. I've never been but
it was. It's a song. It's

483
00:36:28.880 --> 00:36:31.519
ridiculous. It's a song I would
do it for. I want to kiss

484
00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:35.719
you in Paris. It's a stupid
one. I do it for ten grand

485
00:36:36.400 --> 00:36:38.880
No, you know what, No
an song I do five five thousand?

486
00:36:38.920 --> 00:36:43.679
Did you? The new Eminem is
great, stupid. I love it.

487
00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:51.239
It's super good. He is my
husband, my lover, my all time

488
00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:55.679
crush. Don't all of his singles
he drops are always amazing, incredible.

489
00:36:57.039 --> 00:37:00.599
I love It's so good. Marshall
Mather, Oh well, that's slim.

490
00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:05.760
Slim Shady is the Death of Slim
Shady coming out this summer. The Death

491
00:37:05.800 --> 00:37:07.199
of Slim Shady is the name of
his album this next one. Yes,

492
00:37:07.320 --> 00:37:12.519
it's coming out this summer. Okay, Adam Lambert's new CD is really good,

493
00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:19.000
not even close to the talent of
the man. Oh please name Marshall

494
00:37:19.039 --> 00:37:22.840
Meadow please. You grew up on
the eight Mile. Yeah, what's your

495
00:37:22.920 --> 00:37:30.239
price? To be frozen and then
revived one hundred years later? Oh that

496
00:37:30.360 --> 00:37:34.880
would be a freaky. That would
be so freaky. Think about one hundred

497
00:37:34.960 --> 00:37:37.840
years ago, I don't think,
because all my friends would be dead,

498
00:37:37.159 --> 00:37:42.920
all the advancements we've made, Where
would we be. I will I'll go

499
00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:45.239
right now, negative one thousand.
I will pay you. I will pay

500
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:49.480
money for this what but not now? I want to wait till i'm older,

501
00:37:50.199 --> 00:37:54.360
well, like our age or like
older old. Yeah, what you

502
00:37:54.440 --> 00:38:00.760
mean? You mean Laura's age late
eighty so checks out well, like I

503
00:38:00.840 --> 00:38:04.679
want to be like end of life
like not like you know, like Laura's

504
00:38:04.719 --> 00:38:07.880
age. Yeah. I want to
be in my last couple of years,

505
00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:09.320
not like I could barely get around
like you know older. And then yeah,

506
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:12.840
freeze me and let me live a
couple years in the future. Oh

507
00:38:12.920 --> 00:38:16.480
my god, kids are so mean. I would do it would take a

508
00:38:16.599 --> 00:38:20.519
lot. I'm going to say twenty
two million. End of your life though,

509
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:24.039
but I don't I think I just
want to be done. I don't

510
00:38:24.039 --> 00:38:27.880
think I want to be revived at
the end of your life. So you

511
00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:30.760
only have to live a couple extra
years, I know, but by then

512
00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:36.880
probably they can extend my life indefinitely. Maybe. And then if you want

513
00:38:36.920 --> 00:38:37.800
to live forever, you have the
option. I know, but then I

514
00:38:37.920 --> 00:38:42.719
might not. No, Okay,
so let's do this what Brian producer.

515
00:38:42.760 --> 00:38:46.400
Brian has a great idea. So
we'll do at ninety nine years old,

516
00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:51.159
you and I will get frozen,
and then a hundred years later we'll wake

517
00:38:51.239 --> 00:38:54.039
up and we probably live forever.
We'd be like those chicks and death becomes

518
00:38:54.079 --> 00:38:58.800
her. But do you want to
live forever? That'd be kind of cool.

519
00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:02.639
No, well, I mean rickety
and be like no, let's just

520
00:39:02.719 --> 00:39:07.599
pretend that they don't. Why not? I don't know, because there should

521
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:10.679
be a time when you just you're
eternal rest, you know what I'm saying.

522
00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:19.119
But don't don't go there with me
forever. Don't go Look I'm going

523
00:39:19.159 --> 00:39:22.800
to see my dad again. Okay, I don't even say, wouldn't you

524
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:25.559
rather lights just don't go out?
I know that's what you think. Look

525
00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:29.840
what let's go out? Yeah,
and then there's nothing you'll imagine if we

526
00:39:29.920 --> 00:39:35.320
were just hot for the rest of
our lives, like we never got older.

527
00:39:36.239 --> 00:39:42.280
It's too late for me on that
line. Are we talking like twenty

528
00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:46.320
years ago or like at this age
now? If we got frozen, when

529
00:39:46.360 --> 00:39:50.320
we get frozen at the age we're
at right now? Okay, I think

530
00:39:50.360 --> 00:39:52.360
we're thinking about this too. We
are, we are, we are,

531
00:39:52.400 --> 00:39:53.719
we are. I mean, but
I think you and I should do it.

532
00:39:55.960 --> 00:40:00.519
Okay, I mean, you'll still
have big, rock hard boobs hopefully

533
00:40:00.639 --> 00:40:07.880
the horse didn't know she No,
she won't because over time, well you'll

534
00:40:07.880 --> 00:40:09.760
be frozen. You won't be getting
them done every year. Yeah, but

535
00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:13.760
when you come out of it,
they'll still be hard and big, not

536
00:40:13.880 --> 00:40:19.199
necessarily all right now, really,
truly, truly, truly, this is

537
00:40:19.239 --> 00:40:24.480
the last one we're doing. Okay, and I'm talking full on. Okay,

538
00:40:25.079 --> 00:40:30.960
Okay, we're all friends. We're
like family, right, the three

539
00:40:30.079 --> 00:40:36.679
family. Yes, Brian's our son, your mommy in this instance. No,

540
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:40.079
he's he's our friend. Okay,
Oh god, God, this is

541
00:40:40.119 --> 00:40:46.679
gonna be something disgusting. No,
it's not disgusting. What's your price to

542
00:40:46.840 --> 00:40:52.239
perform a strip tease for all of
us? Here? We did this question

543
00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:55.519
last time? We did? Yes, because remember I said one hundred forty

544
00:40:55.559 --> 00:40:58.719
bucks right now you have to take
your pants off? And you you were

545
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:02.119
like no, because you gave a
ball answer. I did. We did.

546
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:08.199
Eric also gave like a two dollar
answer, say two dollars rate because

547
00:41:08.320 --> 00:41:14.760
I'm sorry to the fire on this
one. Okay, let's see who's tomorrow.

548
00:41:14.840 --> 00:41:17.119
Oh, what's your price to lick
the nose of the player to your

549
00:41:17.159 --> 00:41:24.960
right? That would be me,
right, that would be you for me.

550
00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:30.480
Don't don't put your nose up yet. Let me put my price down.

551
00:41:32.199 --> 00:41:37.599
You better say like a penny.
Okay, let me make it.

552
00:41:37.119 --> 00:41:44.719
Hey, hold on, he'll stop
to lick the inside of the person's nose

553
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:53.440
to your left, to your right? Mm hmm. But yeah, what

554
00:41:53.559 --> 00:42:00.280
did you put? Wait? Because
you'd have to do, Brian? Okay,

555
00:42:00.840 --> 00:42:02.039
what's your answer, Brian, Because
you'd have to do. There's a

556
00:42:02.199 --> 00:42:06.519
lot, there's a lot of riding. There's a lot of my god,

557
00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:13.760
now there's sevens now they're probably seven
seven seven. Come on, Brian,

558
00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:16.440
let's get real. Let's put let's
bring out that, let's bring out that

559
00:42:17.599 --> 00:42:22.480
briefcase again. I don't want you
to, but if you had to.

560
00:42:22.559 --> 00:42:28.519
I'd let you if there was a
briefcase full stacks of one hundred dollars bills,

561
00:42:28.679 --> 00:42:31.280
just stacks and stacks and stacks on
Brian, here you go. All

562
00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:37.440
you have to do is stick your
tongue up my nose. It's still riding.

563
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:40.440
Wow, this is ridiculous. This
is ridiculous. I said fifty dollars,

564
00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:44.239
I'd do that. I do that
to you for fifty. I know

565
00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:46.280
you'd be doing it to Brian.
I'll do it for fifty. Steak your

566
00:42:46.320 --> 00:42:50.679
nose. There's no boogies in there, well there might be, who knows.

567
00:42:50.760 --> 00:42:52.360
You Just stick. I don't want
to get a surprise. Well,

568
00:42:52.440 --> 00:43:00.400
whatever, that's the risk you're taking. Still writing you still right? God

569
00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:07.079
is not okay, I know,
but he's a little boy. He could

570
00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:13.800
do anything, all right, Brian, show your answer. What the hell

571
00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:22.440
my tongue anywhere near you? Guys? The nines and wait but wait does

572
00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:24.239
it go on to another page?
Oh wow, extra extra on the next

573
00:43:24.280 --> 00:43:31.559
paces. Get real, Brian,
get real. That's my price that I

574
00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:37.920
think you are being ridiculous, and
I think you're joking, and I think

575
00:43:38.599 --> 00:43:43.280
I'm gonna maybe have a little conversation
with your mom about me not wanting to

576
00:43:43.400 --> 00:43:47.679
lick the inside of your nose.
Have that conversation with my mom. I'll

577
00:43:47.719 --> 00:43:52.519
have a conversation with your mom about
how cheap you are. I don't want

578
00:43:52.519 --> 00:43:57.599
to give my dad. You don't
care, you don't care about taking a

579
00:43:57.719 --> 00:44:01.480
naked hot ride with your family.
Rely. Okay, all right, all

580
00:44:01.519 --> 00:44:04.320
right, alright, alright, we're
done. We're done. We're done,

581
00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:07.760
We're done, right done, all
right. We'll be back next week with

582
00:44:07.480 --> 00:44:12.400
well someone is going on recasion,
but we have we still are going.

583
00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:15.760
We're chugging along like normal. We
have an episode coming up next week and

584
00:44:16.159 --> 00:44:21.000
until then, thank you so much
for watching and listening. We sure love

585
00:44:21.079 --> 00:44:22.960
that you guys do every week.
We really sure appreciate it. And I

586
00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:28.280
love your podcast. Love your podcast. I love you, my sweet babies,

587
00:44:28.440 --> 00:44:31.599
love you everybody that was creepy.
Bye bye