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Bottle Up Bitches is hosted by a
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Its season four. Welcome to Bottle
Deup Bitches, your favorite sex podcast,

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hosted by a horny married couple with
me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man

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Adam Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it. This

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feels scandalous. I think this is
our first step into making it only fans.

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This is gonna be a wild one. It would be interesting. How

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are you doing? Pretty good?
I feel like this is something like fun

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experimental style podcasting we're doing. Yeah, do you want to do? You

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want me to explain? Yeah?
Okay, Hi everyone, Oh, welcome

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to your favorite podcast, favorite sex
podcast with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer

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Man Adam work. So what we're
doing today is a deep dive literally into

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my genitals. Yeah. So,
um, Adam is, let's say it's

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been about eight years. I feel
like you've seen my vulva quite a bit.

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Sure, um, but usually I'm
not one to let you look at

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it in the brightness. Yeah,
you're pretty shy about it. I'm pretty

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shy with my flaps and such.
Um so in spirit of relearning our bodies

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and just doing a full you know, discovery of our bodies as too.

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I don't know how sexual journey,
sexual journey. Thank you. I'm struggling.

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I took an edible a little while
ago, so my my, my

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stringing my words is a little tough
right now. But yeah, so we're

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going to I'm we have our setup
on our futon and you are going to

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give a live reaction and document seeing
my bolva and exploring it. Yeah.

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How do you feel about that?
Adam Lewis? How do you feel?

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Um? I'm not sure excited.
I guess I don't know what I'm going

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to be looking for. It's more
of just like appreciating it. Maybe try

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touching it in new ways. Yeah, yeah, I don't know. All

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right, this might go bad,
this might never see the light of day.

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We'll see and then if this goes
well, we'll do yours. Okay,

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okay, um, all right,
so what do you need from me?

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I guess are we going to get
started it in position? I suppose?

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Okay, here, here I come, And what you'll need to do

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for our listeners is you're gonna have
to take it over. Yeah, You're

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gonna have to yeah, yeah,
okay, all right, So Rihanna is

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laying down, she is spreading goal
in front of me. It's like butterfly,

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like butterfly bikini wax. She's spread
butterfly. Yeah. So I'm gonna

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have to set the mic a little
bit away from me, and it's obviously

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a little bit away from you.
I'm gonna kind of put it in the

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middle, so our voices may sound
a little um distant, distant, but

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that's just how it's gonna work.
All right, here comes the big reveal.

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I feel like I'm getting an ob
gyn exam, like in front of

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people. What if I just pulled
out one of the pap schmir devices.

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Ste baby, I was gonna say, I thought that's when they puts out

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like cream cheese on you. All
right, I'm taking the underwear is coming

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off. H She's beautiful, absolutely
gorgeous. I just love like an atche.

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This is wild. Well, just
to be like, when's the last

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time you've ever had a vocalize,
Yeah, vocalize and then know that like

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it's gonna be out there for the
world. How do you feel about that.

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I don't know, I feel sure
sure, sure, this is hey,

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this is how we get it.
This is gonna be the episode that

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breaks through. Okay, this is
our breakthrough episode Breakthrough, Found Our Voice

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An episode forty eight. Yeah.
Well okay, so we're looking at it.

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She's beautiful watching you move the mic
arm towards you. It's like you're

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a doctor, like moving like the
like a dentist moves the lights the light.

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Yeah. Yeah, it's very soft
on the sides. I shaved them

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a couple days ago and swimming.
Yeah yeah, I put oil on them

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every morning. Got it. It's
very soft, like I don't know what

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you call this area like the groin, like that tendon. Yeah, it's

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very soft. Is it true that
if that gets slice I could bleed out?

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No, that's just attended. That's
not an artery. Oh. I

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just think one of your major arteries
is it's in your thigh. Oh but

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this this right here is just that's
just attended. It would be very painful

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and you would not be able to
really walk right if that did. But

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let's not talk about that. Yeah, okay, so I'm looking at you.

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So I've got you got your outer
flaps. Which these are your labia

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majora? Okay? Correct, I
know they're my labias. But there's a

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Labia MAJORA and Labia manora and I
don't know which ones which I am assuming

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majoras on the outside, I would
assume yeah, major major major major Labia

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major major Labia reporting for Judy please
major labia was my father. Okay.

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So we got your labia majora's,
which are gorgeous. It so funny because

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I feel like you always talk about
how now that like volvos are like You're

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always like, do guys like looking
at them? Yeah? And I like

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looking at them. I personally love
looking at volvas. Okay, just saying,

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and you have a gorgeous one.
So we got your labia majora.

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And then these guys right here,
I'm just spreading them out a little bit.

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I guess I could get in there. These guys right here are your

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labia manorris right? Not? Is
that right? We need a pull of

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a diagram? I really don't know. Pause. If you attempt to do

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this on your own and explore your
body parts with your partner, please make

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sure you wash your hands really thoroughly
beforehand. Um, just because our bits

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deserve clean, sanitized hand. So
make sure y'all are beings the editari when

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exploring each other's giblets. All right, let's see, I'm gonna be so

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flexible after this by just like sitting
here being butterflied this song. Okay,

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So oh yeah, that says like
it's if I'm if I'm reading this correctly,

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this right here is your labia majora
is like the general outside okay of

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the vulva. Okay, okay.
And then if I'm reading this correctly,

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if I spread those flaps like open
your vulva, spread those flaps the same

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like the same section, but on
the inside, so like the wall,

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like the lining of the wall.
That's that's the lady of manora. Okay.

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And then these guys, these are
these little ladies, the like flaps

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on the inside, that's the volva
vestibule, like bebe yeah, yeah,

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your vulva vestibule. And then you
know, be gentle, I am trying.

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And then within those that's the vaginal
opening. You don't have to look

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so deep down there. Your vaginal
opening is closed up shy, And then

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your rrefo openings in here somewhere,
and then we've got so your clitterests should

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be op, let's see if you
can find it, ladies and gentlemen.

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He's I mean the hardest time finding
the clitterest should be right here. Yeah,

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good job, that's yes, that's
what that is. It is.

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But but why are you confused?
Because like your clitter is like it doesn't

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it's it's like there's not like a
don't boy, I'm not. I'm not,

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I'm not, but I like,
according to the diagram, I'm looking

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for like almost a little like ball
on top of your vulva vestibule, and

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there's not so like your clitters is
a little hidden there. Sure hit it.

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And then here at the very top
I'm sorry, I have to adjust

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my legs, legs, you're flaying
asleep. And then here at the very

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top, like this area almost like
at the point of the vulva according to

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this diagram, is your clitoral hood. Yes, yes, and then this

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is your agnus um. Okay,
so this is this is fun. Yeah,

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I've never really gotten to like experiment. Not sorry i am I'm being

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just like launched the nukes with my
jam the button down. Sorry. Yeah,

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I've never like really looked into it. Mm hmm, it's I guess

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a whole new world in there now. I'm just cupping it. Yeah,

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like a little ye. Well,
now do you see how gentle you have

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to be with my clip? Yeah? Yeah, because this is you can't

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be out here like djaying turntables to
you, really gentle. The best thing

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I've ever read is that it's like
an egg yolk. Like, treat it

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like an egg yolk. Yeah,
like I'm not trying to break you're trying

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not to break the egg yolk.
Yeah, yeah, gentle, that's nice.

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This is good. But you're doing
this is good. Yeah. Yeah,

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that was working for me. Ch
use them more often. Yeah,

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I think I've used my thumb before
and you didn't like it. No,

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that's not true. I think so. I don't think so. I think

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that's true. I like this a
lot. This is good for me.

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Yeah. Yeah. It's really not
all about like intense like vibration or it's

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like it's just like the right massa. It's like massaging just the right way.

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Sure, yeah, all right,
anything else you'd like to describe?

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Um, do you have pubes?
Guys? I am that woman, but

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you do, but they're not they're
pretty like maintained and short. Yeah,

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you just have little little fuzzies on
the top here, but that's it.

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And I like you have a little
bald spat in your pubs. I okay,

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yes, because I was trimming with
Okay, I was dreaming with my

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razor, and yes, there's a
ball spot. Got it went too hard

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on? Sure? Sure because I
trimmed my went swimming the other day with

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some friends. Sure. Yeah,
she's real pretty, she's a she's got

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like a she's a little she's darker
than like the rest of your skin,

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which is fine. What color?
It's like a dark brown? Okay,

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Like it's like tan. You know
you're tanned. Do you need do we

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need to pull that mirror up?
Will get my Alice mirror. It's in

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the closet. Get my Alice mirror, because this is also going to be

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a live reaction. I've never I
have never looked at my bits. I

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know I should And Alice B.
Wilder is so cute and so sweet,

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and I still haven't taken my pictures
for her for artwork. And then I

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paid her and she gave us a
mirror in Tucson to look at my bits.

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And I have the mirror but I
haven't done it yet. I haven't

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looked at my bits. And so
we're gonna do a live a full live

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reaction, and then next the following
week we'll do Adam will have to look

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at his balls in the mirror too. All right, I've got the mirror.

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He has the mirror doesn't Doesn't it
have a cute name. This is

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called Genital examination mirror. Yeah,
presented. It looks like it's made by

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the company Nikki. M hm.
It looks like a pizza. It looks

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like a like yeah, one of
the like a cake cakeserver, cakeserver.

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Okay, wow, that is it? There is she is? This is

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interesting. Okay, so tell me
tell me your thoughts. This is overwhelming.

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I'm really hot right now, are
you. Yeah, I'm not a

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fan of this. No, no, why no? It looks like one

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I don't know you struggling. Yeah, this is hard, all right,

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bun Okay, cute after after having
a full meltdown high, yeah, we're

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we're gonna We're had to pivot a
little bit. We had to cut some

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stuff out and you you you got
a little emotional there. Yeah, And

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so I didn't know if you wanted
to talk about that and then we'll talk

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about this episode's gonna pivot a little
bit. Yeah. Um, yeah,

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I don't think as much as I
thought I was ready to look at all

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my bits. I don't think I
am like I looked at it. I

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just wasn't impressed. Yeah, I
get that. I mean I find them

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very impressive. Um, but I
can but I understand that that that that

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can be tough for you know,
I don't have a vagina and I volva

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and I am attracted to Volva's.
Yeah, so I can understand, you

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know, I can understand where maybe
if I did have one, and it

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could be a lot. It's there's
a lot going on. I have a

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tube. Yeah, but tube.
But the thing is you see years every

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day. That's true, and that's
true. Mine's out there. I've never

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seen mine before. Yeah. Um, so I've just been living living with

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sis, you know, for twenty
seven years and just kind of like not

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looking at her and being like you
good, it's this cut. But yeah,

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I don't know, it's just not
I described it to you earlier as

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looking at seventh grade middle school pictures
that you took with your flip phone and

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you're like, we don't look at
those. Yeah, it's uncomfortable and it's

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cringey. And that's how looking at
my volva makes me feel. Um,

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I do feel like I'm over a
little bit of the initial shock. I

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don't know, I just don't find
find it attractive. Sure, so it

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just makes me feel embarrassed. I'm
like, for all the people that have

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seen it, I'm like, uh, well, not a fan, you

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shouldn't feel embarrassed. I've seen it. It's shamed. I feel shameful.

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Maybe a little bit. There may
be some shame in there. Um.

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You know, I would like to
think I've probably seen it more than anyone.

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Yeah, um, and I it's
I love it and seeing it every

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time. So so don't feel embarrassed
for that. But I could. But

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I but you know, your feelings
are valid and I think that's a fair

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thing to feel. Um, do
you think kind of two part question?

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Do you think that there is a
point where you could work yourself up to

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looking at it? And do you
think it's something that you would be interested

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in working up thinking think that it's
important for you to get to that point?

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Hmmm? I do. I think
it's important for us for everyone to

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feel comfortable looking at any of their
body parts yea, and all that good

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stuff, like especially humans that have
other humans. Yeah, No, I

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do think it's important and it's something
that I'll work on. I don't know,

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I'll say this and a bit of
a selfish, business sided and even

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self masturbatory thing. I think that
I'm I'm very happy for you and proud

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of you to like talk that you're
having such a hard time because I think

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a lot of shows similar to ours
and kind of like a lot of women

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empowerment, they're always like, yeah, I pop out a merry check out

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my vagina and my volva all the
time, and every woman should. But

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I don't think a lot of people
talk about how that can be difficult.

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Yeah, And then I'm sure there
are people out there like you that have

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a hard time doing that, and
so I am very you know, proud

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of you for willing to say,
hey, at this point in my life,

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it's tough to look at it because
I'm sure there are other people who

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feel very similar, but maybe don't. You know. What I don't want

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is for other people who do feel
embarrassed or whatever that feeling is of looking

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and looking at their vagina their volva. Sorry, and having someone else look

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at it and then be like,
well, why is every other woman out

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there that talk about sex so comfortable
with it and I'm not. Yeah,

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And I think that is a that
is a journey, a self journey to

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get to that point. Yeah.
I think it's just like a I'm a

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very anatomical person. So it's really
confusing that I struggle with it so hard

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because I have no problem when people
seeing my boobs. Yeah, I'm like,

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and like we all have booze.
Your point like, why is why

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are we uncomfortable with women breastfeeding in
public? Like I get very protective over

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boobs. Yeah, and I do
know that I'm that way with my entire

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body, but yeah, just something
about my volva, I'm like, I

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don't want to talk about it.
I don't want people looking at it,

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and I don't want to look at
it either intimate part of the body.

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I mean even like think of like
dogs, like like our beautiful puppy,

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Like when she's scared or nervous,
she covers her her volva up with her

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tail. Yeah, like she's protecting
that. I think just naturally, that

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is that's the most intimate thing you
have. Yeah, that's not only like

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where the sex happens or where penetrative
sex happens, where volva penetrative sex happens,

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but also like you know when you
give birth, it comes from there.

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Yeah, it's a very sacred I
think. Yeah. Animalistically it's a

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very sacred area. Yeah, I
think your lizard brain is my lizard brain.

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Your lizard brains have an issue there. It sounds mean you never heard

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that term. No, there's your
brain. It's like your your your your

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instincts, like your animalistic instincts,
your fucking bird brain. Yeah, your

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goldfish brain, your bitch. Yeah, I don't know. I'm yeah,

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there's just a lot. Yeah,
I don't know. I don't like that,

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Like it's a different color and the
rest of me. That makes me

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feel insecure. I think that's very
common, it is, but it still

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bothers me. Yeah, I mean
because you don't see that, like when

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all the vulvas I've seen is going
to be like in an anatomy book and

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those are usually like a picture.
I think it is. I think from

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my expertise, Like I didn't go
to medical school, so I didn't see

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you a bunch. Yeah, from
from my expertise, coming from years of

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watching corn. I think specifically more
brown skinned people like Hispanics. Um,

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you know, the various Middle Eastern
cultures. Um, they're typically going to

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have like a vagina that's darker.
Yeah. Maybe even you know, even

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lighter skinned black women will typically,
like white women, aren't going to really

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have that issue. Um. I
think very dark skinned women don't have that

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issue just because you know it blends
in so I yeah, yeah, no,

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I know that it's a common thing. It's just something that bugs me.

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Sure it doesn't bother me. Well, that's good. I think she's

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the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Thanks, I think you've got you

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might as well just strap a Georgia
O'Keefe painting between your legs because she art,

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because she art. Well, thank
you, Yeah, I appreciate it.

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And I'm here for you on this
journey. We'll get you there.

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We'll get you there. There's too
many journeys right now, I'm in my

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journey era, and I will stop
believing. Okay, so it's time to

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look at that was a double journey
joke. Oh that was good, No,

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thank you. Yeah, So we
decided to pivot because you know,

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that only took about half the episode. So we're gonna pivot and instead of

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splitting mine into a different episode,
we're gonna do it now. We're gonna

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if I'm like more up? I
thought you were going to be standing.

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Yeah, that's kind of what I
feel. I'm gonna do it on my

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knees just so I'm a little closer
to the mic. Okay, so we're

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gonna we're gonna do this. You're
ready h okay, like that have to

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like look up at you and the
mic. Sure, I thought you were

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going to also kneel for some reason
on the ground and not on the couch.

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So it's it's a very intimidating stands. Okay, if I was on

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the ground, I think i'd be
a little too you beat. Your tentitles

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would be too short. Yeah,
okay, let me have it, Okay,

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whip them out. Okay for all
the ladies wanting to know, Adam

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is not a He's not what you
may call a grower, not a shower

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like Adam's always showing out depends on
the temperature. Yeah, but you and

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even in your natural resting state,
you're not itty biddy that about you.

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He's always medium soft um uh,
quite the opposite of me. You are

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practically pink. You are a nice
pinky tone about you. I very like

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cute, little piggy. Sure pink. Yeah, you have a little bit

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of a sway. Do do north? I do I lean to the left?

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You do leave, um, but
very lightly. It's just kind of

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like it almost looks like a gust
to wind, just like just lights just

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being blown over it just this miidgi
um Adam has really nice soft, muted

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meted. You did medium brown pubies. Yeah. I don't shave down there

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at all, and that is dude, that is your preference. Yeah,

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but you it's not like you're insane. Yeah, you don't have like a

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crazy bush like. Yeah, it's
it's nice. I shaved once down there

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and I think you cried. I
wasn't a fan. So you've never shaved

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in the last you know, eight
years, really, yeah, but it's

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nothing that's not even like longer than
your chest hair something crazy. Yeah.

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Um, so I love that about
you. You're not like overly veny.

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You have quite the pronounced captain's helmet. Sure, yeah, it kind of

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looks like the back of Darth Vader. Do we need to pull up a

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diagram of a of Darth Vader of
a venis so yeah, full of a

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diagram, but yeah, your your
helmet is definitely the back of Vader,

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like walking away. Sure. Um
yeah, you're super cute, a good

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girl. Yeah. I like,
here's the shaft, and here's the base,

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and here's your testicles. Yeah,
pretty much everything's on the end.

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Me to touch your colon, I
get in there. Yeah, the diagram

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of the this is your like I
do the same thing you did, and

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this is your ain. Um.
Yeah, and you got these cute little

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little testicles and they're also nice and
pink, and they hold really nice in

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my hand, in the palm of
my hand. Yeah. Yeah, they're

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real cute. And this is your
taint. Yeah, hasn't make you feel

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my teint's really raw right now?
I'm sorry. Why what's been going on?

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I don't know, it just happened. Sometimes I think I just sweat

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real bad down there and then yeah
it's been hot. Um. Yeah,

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I I enjoy you. Do you
want me to measure you? No?

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Sure, Yeah, I don't know
what this is. Well, isn't it

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your rough finger? No? They
always say that this part of your thumb

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is an inch, Yeah, but
that's not you have like put that part

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of your thumb out to mine,
you know what I mean? Like,

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um, do you want me to
find a ruler? You want me download

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a ruler out? I don't want
to do this. Let me hand me

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your phone. I'm not No,
we're not doing that. I don't want

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to do that. Let you see
the we're not doing I'm not going to

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download a ruler up or anything.
I just wanted something else? What else?

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What are you looking at that?
Why do you want something for scale?

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We're not doing that. Why I'm
not doing that on here, I'm

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not doing that on recording? Be
secure? Move on? Can I just

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know for me? Well, you
can get this out, like, let

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me your phone. I really just
want to know for scale, you're you're

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a good size. We will keep
it in barre you to a smartphone like,

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you're pretty large. Yeah, because
you're you're just about Yeah, you're

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the entire length of your phone.
Yeah, and I'm still a little sold.

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You're so funny. No, I
find you to be You're you're quite

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large. This isn't the average The
average penis is like three and a half

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inches? Is that true? Yes, That's why I'm living. Nothing to

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be ashamed about. Average penis size
by country. Hey, should I have

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out my pants on World Data dot
Com? No? Okay, okay?

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Is it sen off buckle? It's
not enof buckle. Oh it's in centimeters.

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Yeah, that makes sense, so
people feel bigger about themselves. No,

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no, because every other country in
the world uses centimeters. Oh,

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United States of America it's thirteen and
a half centimeters. So what is that?

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I don't know five point three inches, so I mean this is a

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foot. This is six feet touch
generally just throwing things out the wall with

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Yeah, that's about twelve inches,
so half a twelve inches is six I

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would say you're right, you're average. Sure, yeah, I would say

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you're a little you're probably like a
little larger than average. Yeah. No,

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I enjoy you, and I enjoy
a little frog legs frogs. No,

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you're you're super cute. I enjoy
you. You're you're like the perfect

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girth for a handy, like this
is nice. This isn't it's not a

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two hander. He's not like a
wine bottle. Guys like, calm down,

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but he is like, you know, like a white claw, like

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you know, like he's most skinny
cans but not like a skinny day.

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Um. Yeah, I think you're
doing great, and you're just getting bigger

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and bigger as I touch you a
little, to touch you a little,

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your little moment, he's happy to
see me. What can I say?

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I bring a smile to the penis's
face. Um, how do you feel

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about it? Why are you so
shameful about knowing your size? Let's let's

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unpack that. I think just every
type of my pants on. Now,

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no, my pants are still off? Oh are they? Yeah? That's

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fair. Well, I mean I
at least sit down. Um, why

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do you have the shame about me? I think I think every every guy

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has that. Um, I think
you know, like I think, like

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you know, women, the society
wants women to have like big boobs.

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But I think that I don't know, I think there's more shame when it

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comes to penis size. Maybe yeah, because you you know a lot of

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and that's fair, but you know
a lot of you a lot of like

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women in culture, they're always like
I want to dick, like that always

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comes up, and so I think
there's just a lot of shame, like

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I think guys, because it is
like society kind of says that your ability

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to pleasure a woman is based on
yourself based on the size of your penis,

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sure, And society says that women
don't want a small penis size.

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Sure. And then there's also like
a makeup point because if what you don't

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make up, well you don't have
in boobs, you might make up for

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him. But it's like women have
two options for sexual desire, Like those

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are the two things that men are
typically attracted to sexually. And it's like

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guys kind of have one thing,
yeah yeah, and no women is like,

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well he doesn't have in penis length, he has in balls. Yeah

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he's got a small piece, but
big balls. Yeah, and even like

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you know, big boobs and a
big butt is physical things, but they're

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more of like a visual yeah oh
sure, sexual thing, whereas like a

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penis, say, it's like a
physical like my penis size is determining how

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physically sometimes you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah that's fair.

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So I think there is a lot
more like pressure or shame around the

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size of a penis than there is
anything. And yeah, who says and

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that makes sense? Yeah that makes
sense. Yeah. I never considered the

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feel thing because I don't want to. I also don't want to be rude.

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But it's like, how often are
guys being that vain as well?

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Or they're like I don't like the
way that she feels like there have been

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a guy that's like had sex woman, not that I know of, I

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don't think. I don't think so. And I think like I think if

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anyone ever said that it's stupid,
I think they're foolish shit and they're just

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lucky to have that a woman would
want to touch them in the first place.

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Yeah, that's it's not a thing. Yeah, I've never experience in

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the locker room. No yeah yeah, yeah, we didn't talk about like

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she had a real type. Yeah
yeah. Locker room talking is usually about

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like the boobs in the ass.
Yeah okay. But but even with that,

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as much as like guys can be
like I want a girl with a

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big tits and a bad ass,
like most guys are still like even if

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the scriniest woman comes up to them
with tiny little boobs and no ass,

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they're still going to be like excited
to have sex, like I was going

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to say, especially because penetration piece
of sex doesn't get brought up. It

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like, according to you, doesn't
get seem to be brought at least around

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you. Yeah. Um, in
regards to locker room talk or just guy

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00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:44.440
talk, I think that just goes
to show like how much men really are

405
00:32:44.640 --> 00:32:47.119
like and I mean this in a
sweet way, just like very pathetic creatures

406
00:32:47.200 --> 00:32:52.240
where they're just like in that moment, they are like winning. Yes,

407
00:32:52.359 --> 00:32:54.519
I got to I got to penetrate. I am winner, Like at that

408
00:32:54.559 --> 00:33:00.799
point, like there's no opinion Yeah, there's no like, well, I

409
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:04.079
had sex with her, but I
wish she had bigger cans. And they'll

410
00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:07.440
probably say that to them. They'll
probably say that, yeah to their guy

411
00:33:07.480 --> 00:33:10.880
friends. But like, but they're
well I mean even just even with like

412
00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:15.680
the boobs, like at the end
of the fucking day, like the guy

413
00:33:15.799 --> 00:33:21.000
just wants to have sex. Yeah, Like, well, because they're they're

414
00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:25.359
lucky to do so. Yeah,
I agree. I don't think I I

415
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:30.319
I'm all about that's the tried about
that. That's on having big clip energy.

416
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:36.960
Yeah, I'd have sex with someone
with no ass with no tips as

417
00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:42.559
a goal. You know what,
as long as they're nice people. You're

418
00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:46.720
so cute. Yeah, cool,
I enjoy yours. Well, I enjoy

419
00:33:46.839 --> 00:33:52.519
yours. That's good because we this
is what we got. We stuck with

420
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:55.440
it. How do you feel knowing
that your balls are gonna get longer?

421
00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:02.279
It happens, it's part of the
it's part of the deal. Oh yeah.

422
00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:07.639
A friend of mine asked me if
you A friend of mine asked if

423
00:34:07.679 --> 00:34:10.519
you were sacks underwear, and I
said yes, And she's like, I

424
00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:15.559
don't have any anymore. I have
like one and they're pretty like worn down.

425
00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:19.159
You've had it for a long time. Yeah, but she's like,

426
00:34:19.159 --> 00:34:22.920
oh, because those are really big
on like cupping the balls usually met with

427
00:34:22.960 --> 00:34:27.480
bigger balls, wear those And I
was like, oh no, I disagree.

428
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:30.039
Well that's not what they're They don't
they're they're don't necessarily cut the balls.

429
00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:34.400
I mean they do, but not
in that sense. Do they prevent

430
00:34:34.440 --> 00:34:37.480
your balls from sticking to your inner
die that's more of what they're for.

431
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:40.000
They're more of a ball separation,
yeah, yeah, than they are Like,

432
00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:44.239
I don't think the ball size.
I don't think like the bigger balls

433
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:45.679
thing has anything to do with it. I will say this, this is

434
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:51.679
something that makes me feel confident.
Is I do think whenever I'm in like

435
00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:54.679
my boxer breefs or like, you
know, just a normal pair of underwear,

436
00:34:54.800 --> 00:34:58.599
I do think I have like a
media little package going on. You

437
00:34:58.679 --> 00:35:01.480
do You're you show? Yeah?
Very well. Yeah. Yeah. I'll

438
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:06.480
sometimes catch myself in the mirror just
walking around and be like okay, ah,

439
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:10.079
like especially because I can compare myself
because we watched a lot of Drag

440
00:35:10.159 --> 00:35:14.719
Race, so I compare myself a
lot to the pit crew. Oh,

441
00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:16.920
I was like, you mean the
the tweaky drag cree. No, I'm

442
00:35:16.920 --> 00:35:20.719
talking about the pit crew that comes
out, and I'm like, that could

443
00:35:20.719 --> 00:35:23.480
be one of them. Other than
like my physical my whole the rest of

444
00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:27.840
my body, like I could I
could stand up with that very specific pit

445
00:35:27.960 --> 00:35:34.480
crew just me. Yeah, just
a bunch of Harry seventies men. Yeah,

446
00:35:34.800 --> 00:35:37.800
um yeah, no, you are. You look great. I was

447
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:40.880
talking to you know, we're going
to a wedding in Mexico soon, and

448
00:35:40.960 --> 00:35:45.800
I was talking about how I asked
you if you would wear a speedo yeah,

449
00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:50.559
and you were like yes, and
like the box or brief speedo would

450
00:35:50.559 --> 00:35:53.519
do like the speed I want I
want to do, like the banana hammock

451
00:35:53.559 --> 00:35:58.360
style. Oh fuck since when when
we've talked, we talked about this and

452
00:35:58.559 --> 00:36:00.559
you also were like I don't want
to and that I want you to like

453
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:04.880
an old European man. Yeah,
it was like the shorts. No,

454
00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:07.760
that's fine and all, but I
wanted you to look like a weird We

455
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:10.320
looked at him, We looked at
him, and you didn't like him.

456
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:14.719
Um, okay with broxy're briefing,
but yeah, that's why I'm like,

457
00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:17.800
you look so good, like you
got a nice package. Yeah. Yeah,

458
00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:22.679
and some of the girls that we
were with were like my husband could

459
00:36:22.719 --> 00:36:28.400
not because he's a he's a grower, like he looked like a kindle.

460
00:36:30.199 --> 00:36:32.440
No, you've got great genitals.
I'd love your legs. I'd like to

461
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:39.719
squeeze your little I love. I
want you to suffocate me with these guys.

462
00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:44.679
That's gonna we can make that work
because I want to suffocate by your

463
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:46.599
thighs. Yeah, I just kinda
I kind of want that next time.

464
00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:52.280
Maybe next time I give you a
blowy, you can just kind of okay

465
00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:55.440
that you would like that? I
think so would that not make it difficult?

466
00:36:55.559 --> 00:36:58.719
I don't know, because you're gonna
be able to move your head.

467
00:36:58.880 --> 00:37:01.599
I think I want to not move
ever. Okay, I'm ready for the

468
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:06.840
penis is just kind of sitting in
your mouth. I'm ready for forever sleep,

469
00:37:06.920 --> 00:37:09.760
you know, the long nap good
bye. No, I do.

470
00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:14.239
I would love to be suffocated by
these here little they're not a little,

471
00:37:14.320 --> 00:37:19.719
these nice beefy thighs, your little
chicken thighs. And I'm ready for it.

472
00:37:19.920 --> 00:37:23.400
I'm ready for it. And I
just love your body. Well,

473
00:37:23.440 --> 00:37:27.320
I love your body, even if
it looks like one of the men in

474
00:37:27.400 --> 00:37:31.480
black bugs. I'm working on it, Jay Jay, that's what Adam looks.

475
00:37:31.519 --> 00:37:37.599
I don't think I look like that
anymore. Okay, I'm working on.

476
00:37:37.679 --> 00:37:38.960
You'll always look like that in my
eyes. There's something I'm looking like

477
00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:44.559
that. It's because you're tall and
lengthy. Lemmy, you're a really crazy

478
00:37:44.679 --> 00:37:46.960
slender man limbs, and then you
have like this cute little pot belly.

479
00:37:47.880 --> 00:37:52.039
I'm working on. I like your
cute little pot belly. I'm not telling

480
00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:59.199
you to change anything. Don't do
that. He is dying, my baby.

481
00:38:00.079 --> 00:38:01.519
Um. Yeah, I can't wait
to take these these things for a

482
00:38:01.639 --> 00:38:07.880
ride later. It's a little the
genital the genital um journey. It still

483
00:38:07.960 --> 00:38:09.519
counts, but it's a little easier
for you because you look at Sure,

484
00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:12.559
we look at your ship all the
time. Yeah, it's always out.

485
00:38:12.599 --> 00:38:17.360
It's always out and about saying hello, Yeah yeah. Are guys mean in

486
00:38:17.440 --> 00:38:22.400
the locker room and y'all compare junks? Well? How was that like in

487
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:27.679
middle school when some people were hitting
huberty and some were not? Um,

488
00:38:28.239 --> 00:38:36.079
how was that? I don't think
we took showers like as a group intil

489
00:38:36.199 --> 00:38:42.119
high school. Okay, Um,
I don't remember anyone necessarily being mean,

490
00:38:43.360 --> 00:38:46.400
other than like extremes and I don't
even think one of them in a stream.

491
00:38:46.400 --> 00:38:50.159
I remember there was one we used
to like joke about him having like

492
00:38:50.239 --> 00:38:53.199
a giant penis all the time.
Um, and I don't think he did.

493
00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:55.400
I think he was larger than theirs. I don't. I don't really

494
00:38:55.480 --> 00:38:59.079
remember, but he was also he
was. It was one of those things

495
00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:00.440
where he was like, you know, there was like the dumbest guys have

496
00:39:00.559 --> 00:39:04.760
the biggest penises, where he was
just like dumb as a fucking bag of

497
00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:08.840
rocks. And then there was a
kid that I don't know if he was

498
00:39:08.920 --> 00:39:15.079
a late bloomer or if he did
genuinely have a micro penis. Um,

499
00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:21.400
I've once, I've once connoodled with
a millimeter Peter. Yeah, well,

500
00:39:21.440 --> 00:39:24.199
don't call him that why he was
a dig If he's an asshole, Yeah,

501
00:39:24.400 --> 00:39:27.840
you can be both, but you
can be a nice guy with and

502
00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:30.880
find other ways to please women if
you have a micro penis. Yeah,

503
00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:35.199
I'm not saying he's not a capable
That's why I call him. Yeah.

504
00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:37.280
Um, and I'm trying to Unless
you want me to call him by his

505
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:40.639
first last name, I'll dock him
right now. No. No, Um,

506
00:39:40.760 --> 00:39:44.440
I'm trying to remember if there was, I think there might have been

507
00:39:44.480 --> 00:39:49.239
a little ribbing of this kid,
um, but I don't think it was

508
00:39:49.320 --> 00:39:52.400
like a continual ribbing. What does
that mean? Like they like making fun

509
00:39:52.440 --> 00:39:55.559
of him a little bit. I'm
trying to remember. Okay, Well,

510
00:39:57.639 --> 00:40:00.119
it sounds like in the locker room, y'all were pretty forgiving. Yeah,

511
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:04.599
I don't think they're really there.
Really wasn't a whole lot of that.

512
00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:09.280
I think growing up it maybe I
think everyone was so afraid of being considered

513
00:40:09.400 --> 00:40:15.119
gay that we were that everyone was
like, don't, don't tell about our

514
00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:16.599
genitals, no one, look,
don't. I'm not even gonna act like

515
00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:22.159
I saw anything because I don't want
people to think I'm a gay like small

516
00:40:22.239 --> 00:40:27.679
country town you know thing. Oh
boy, Okay, even though I really

517
00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:30.880
want to know, like how many
of those guys turned out to be gay,

518
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:32.400
and I really want to know how
many of them are gay and still

519
00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:35.800
pretending not to be. I'm sure
a lot of them because it's a small

520
00:40:35.800 --> 00:40:37.599
town USA, they're not They're not
going to live that life. Yeah,

521
00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:40.639
they don't want to. There's a
couple out there's a couple of them that,

522
00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:44.960
which is really sad. I do
wish those people to live their truth

523
00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:51.199
and to be happy. Yeah.
Well, now that we're both sitting here,

524
00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:54.880
donald ducking it, well, we
need to pooing it for this episode.

525
00:40:55.320 --> 00:41:02.360
Any last thoughts conclusion? I think
this was fun. Yeah, and

526
00:41:02.440 --> 00:41:08.719
I think you have a beautiful vagina, beautiful volva. I think you have

527
00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:13.679
a beautiful body like that. I
love your body, and I think you

528
00:41:13.800 --> 00:41:19.960
are a gorgeous woman. Thank you
my favorite, You're my favorite. I

529
00:41:20.039 --> 00:41:24.559
feel good about it. Yeah,
h okay, Well, thank you for

530
00:41:27.000 --> 00:41:31.079
being real kind and thank you guys
for listening. Take a mirror out,

531
00:41:31.159 --> 00:41:37.519
look at your bits, process your
bits with your partner. It's really nice.

532
00:41:38.239 --> 00:41:40.800
I think looking at it by myself
would have been weird, would have

533
00:41:40.840 --> 00:41:44.079
been that weird. It would have
been just tougher. You're gonna get You're

534
00:41:44.079 --> 00:41:50.199
gonna get your own. Let me
see, I didn't even get to look

535
00:41:50.199 --> 00:41:53.280
at the mirror. It looks like
it's cheese slice. Know thyself, it's

536
00:41:53.280 --> 00:41:58.199
like a cheese it. Well,
thank you so much, Alice for the

537
00:41:58.320 --> 00:42:01.679
naked mirror, because we we put
it. Put it to work today.

538
00:42:02.079 --> 00:42:07.800
Yeah, looked at all of our
bits and pieces, and it's a journey

539
00:42:08.119 --> 00:42:14.239
genitals, The genital journey you know. Yeah, but we're all bill different

540
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:19.079
and it's all good. But thanks
you, thank you for listening, thank

541
00:42:19.119 --> 00:42:24.159
you for looking at him for all
these years. I would love to do

542
00:42:24.239 --> 00:42:30.039
it anytime, anytime you want to
do some gazing. Yeah, yeah,

543
00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:32.679
you let me know too. Has
it changed at all in the last eight

544
00:42:32.760 --> 00:42:37.239
years? Do you think it changes? I don't think so. Okay,

545
00:42:37.639 --> 00:42:40.280
no, not yet. No,
I don't think it will unless have kids.

546
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:45.599
Sure to get older? Do you
like parts of the vagina but parts

547
00:42:45.639 --> 00:42:50.079
of the volva get larger? Sag
or get larger. I don't know.

548
00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:53.199
I've never been an old lady before. It's not something I want to in

549
00:42:53.360 --> 00:42:59.440
my Google history either. Sure sure, sure, sure we will find out

550
00:42:59.519 --> 00:43:05.119
together. Tune in, Tune in
in thirty four years, we'll be right

551
00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:08.559
here making this exact episode. You
can bet at your bottom dollar on it.

552
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:15.400
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553
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:22.519
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554
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555
00:43:25.360 --> 00:43:31.480
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556
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