You're listening to the downbeat on ninety seven one the free all let up to
this future gen for Jesus, this is about the time on Halloween when he
walked in on his girlfriend at the time to get porked by some other guy.
Really then he got his revenge on the Chicago River, doesn't him?
And you know it and you should be an advocate for me. I like
Dave Matthews band also making fun of the Doo Dooo train. I got a
warring bout fish and this is what I get back. Fish kicks ass.
They have a whole Halloween album. Okay, that's enough. Danny gets some
insight on umping a little. We're less than two months away from crimbo boys.
It's time the lock it in. We have to adopt that liver pat
all right, our good friend TC from the what's it called the Dirt Back
Culture Hour that's sometimes heard on Saturdays. I guess maybe are they still doing
anything to run college football? Or yeah, it depends on what U and
T football schedule is, all right? Cool? Yeah? He TC's on
there with our good buddy or there good buddy Jorts, and we were discussing
whether or not when you're watching the World Series that the strike zone box that
you see from the center field camera, is that just fixed? Does it
just stay there or is it customized to each batter? He says, the
strike zone graphic is specific to the batter. He goes on to say,
they take that specific hitter and look at his last two hundred bats or something
like that, and see what pitches have been balls and what pitches have been
strikes, and they build the graphic off of that. Okay, that's good
to know, which leads me to firmly believe that much like Tennis has gone
where everything's automated now in the US Open, I don't think there. I
think they're still using live judges in Wimbledon. Somebody just listen to SmartLess I
did. I learned that from John mckinroe this morning night. It's good,
great, But I do believe that baseball, if they're willing to do some
of the advancements that they've made with the pitching clock and how these games are
so much more easier to watch, they move quicker less all the rules,
as far as relief pitchers and throwing over to first base and all that crap.
It seems like an obvious progression or a natural progression that they will go
to some type of automated balls and strikes, laser guided whatever, lose their
job either to communicate because they've still got to call things foul and fair,
I guess, and make calls at the Yeah, well he'll get a buzz,
he'll be Yeah, he should have us a little whisper strike or ball
in his ear, and then he can still do the routine, be the
one to reveal it. But he's getting the info from the automated machine as
quick as that ball hits the glove. One thing that was tested, I
think in the minor leagues was they had a gadget in center field or a
screen in center field that showed you ball or strike. So if it's green,
you just go or if it's red, you go strike. Yeah,
it's green, should go ball, it's fair. It wouldn't change the pace
of the game at all. They're currently in the minors making some balls and
strikes reviewable, which I feel like is a poor idea. That's a bad
idea. Anything that slows down anything. I think they're paranoid about right now,
and I support that, But yes, it's here, use it make
baseball, the anti Scorsese right, shorter, Yeah, not three and a
half hours quicker better yeah, bite side agreed. Wronger Uh, we's do
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Hot pot obviously just look over here and look at this hot mob. I
went there. They were like, sorry, so you're just not a candidate,
but would give me one of our models? And I said, I
don't know, all right, got a few, got a few, and
we'll start with one right now. Oh yeah, I need to unmute my
computer. Kevin, there we go, Yo, down, be super pumped.
I just picked up my singing pumpkin, so I'm about to unbox it
live for you guys. Nice wrapping paper, all right, unboxing my money
shot. Oh we've played right out of the box. We may you guys
can hear it. I'll put the wien and all the weird and bonus came
with three autographed dong picks. Appreciate it. So that was a special commemorative
issue. Yeah, that was the surprise that we didn't We didn't want to
promote the thing that was unique about our dong picks is rather than autographing the
actual photograph, we autographed our wieners and then took the pitch. Yeah yeah,
do you think no, I shouldn't go ahead? No, now you
should, JJ says go ahead. No, she's shaking her head. Hold
back for our listening audience, who've all paid it nothing to listen to us.
The audience would win the identification game if they were just holding three dong
picks. You immediately equate it to the size of the body. Unfortunate because
that's not often the truth, Hope, says the little guy. I don't
know that is the average guy. I don't league average on base guy.
You got a can of pepsi to their and we pixel it out like the
legs everything else. It is just just take goods, you know, like
the Milwaukee Hot Dog Race. They get arms and legs on there. Let's
just move on. I shouldn't have you guys were all right? Did they
come with a bun? What bun was? No buns? Is it a
potato bug? Hawaiian? Hawaiian? You don't want that. I had Hawaiian
burger bun last night. I made a burger for myself good, right,
delicious? Was this leftover burger from a couple of days ago? Was a
couple of days ago? You were making burgers? Well, no, I
was. I cooked too and I had too uncooked, So they were in
the fridge ticking the down. So and how did you prepare them? It
was too cold outside, so I just I made them on the skillet.
It's the best way because then you keep all the juices in there. And
I little monster cheese melted on a Hawaiian bun. Did you put the lid
on it and steam the cheese so it gets nice melty? I did that
in the toaster oven. I put it on bake and then a little just
a couple of minutes of toast, and then just a little gray poopon eighty
five, eighty five, fifteen or eighty twenty? What is that fat?
Fat in your meat? I don't remember, okay, just salt and pepper,
right, Oh, I use a little old purpose. I'm sorry,
I'm not. I'm just asking how I want to disappoint you anymore than I
have today? Okay, So don't ask me anything, because then my answers
are gonna make you sound like talking about food. We need to do the
food court wed Oh yeah, the food court, the food court with chili.
Oh, I think Ted packed up the RV and damn it passed on
that challenge. But I want to eat the Bayless Burger live on the air.
I would love to eat that. Still, a remote from your house
not a bad idea. We can barely execute a normal remote. But yes,
we should get an Icedy line or a Marty shot going from Danny's house.
Yeah, we'll take that box that we took to Houston. I've got
internet. It'll be great. When Katie tells us on the radio, got
the bull pills idea that he has that he's been pulling onto for years.
It's like when you're at your families get together for the holidays and all of
your older relatives start telling the same stories they told for you. Just your
face kind of frowns a little bit, cross your arms and the same What
a perfect description, you know what? Reacting to that, Hey Kevin sentence,
thank you listening, Thank you for listening for all those years. Thank
you listening. Enjoy it. Why you got it? Because you don't know
how much longer it's gonna last. Oh wow, they changed things out as
quick on the world, So enjoy your every minute while you have it.
I'm a TV guy at heart, exactly, I living the penis situation.
I had a feeling they would pick challenge because people are claiming they could identify
them. Someone said Jeff's would be easy to identify. Jeffs would be the
one that would stick out for sure. That one. You could just check
that one off real quick. That one looks like a mammal a mine would
need a torta bun. I just want to give a special happy birthday to
missus Bida, who I had the pleasure of meeting in a oatmeal pizza mosh
pit where she knocked me over, but she was nice and picked me up,
and then we took a shot of fire ball together and watch the rest
of the show. Happy Birthday, Bida. All of that plausible? Yeah
right, yeah? Oh absolutely, she was in the mash pitted upmeal pizza
and knocking people over. And because she probably won't answer my call after the
show, I'll just want to say happy birthday, mom, and I love
you and we love you. Yes, we're mad at you. What did
you do? What did I do? Not nothing? What did you what
did you challenge her on I didn't challenge hers. She was mad that because
we sent her flowers and some candy, and she thought it was very impersonal
and just like a kind of a give up. Yeah, like a give
up gift. Boy, it's always a high stage. That's kind of what
I and then Cash did it. And she's like, you didn't even know
Cash was doing it. So I think she was essentially unhappy with her birthday
gift and that we didn't put enough effort at time into it and we don't
care. I think there's something because I think we're a little busy and you
know, doing quite a lot of things. And I admitted, yes,
I didn't. I don't put all that much thought or effort into a fellow
adult's birthday gift. So I'm sorry. Also did just you know, we
just got the shipment out of the downbeat singing pumpkins. They weren't here,
they weren't ready to ship I couldn't get the downbeat singing pumpkin floor get it
in eight to twelve business days. I don't think she was dis pointing in
her gift. I really don't. I think that was a manifestation of a
deeper issue she probably just misses her boys. I think so too, Although
Christina talked to her this morning and she said if she had one wish,
it would be that she'd had a daughter. Well, I mean a lot
of people have that thought. Yeah, I know, so I don't know,
but I don't know what got her all worked up. But anyway,
she was supposed to be on the show with us today and then she said,
I don't want to be on your f and show. So anyway,
Happy birthday, Mom, love you, and thank you for that Talkbacker wishing
my mom a happy birthday. Yes, we love you too, Vida,
Yeah, I love you. Hey, why do you keep talking about the
Aduleys injury being a bleak situation? Like we haven't even had the MRI yet.
We don't know. It's just a side muscle, right, Why Why
is it a bleak situation? You know what? Fine, I loved it.
I have a great damn Halloween. I guess I loved it because I
allowed it. And Talkbacker double Bogie's on fifteen. Oh my god, that's
the sound is it? I thought that was only fans boys coins coming in.
That's exactly what I thought. He's just sitting there, Beef out and
bumpkin get him through a time he got a mousetail sticking out of his like
Leo, turn it on. You have ruined my day because all day long,
I'm gonna be thinking meat, yeah, ground beef. There's a lot
of things upon replay that I think will be earworms, last talk, mak
of the day. Dang boys. Those Halloween songs are probably the funniest fit
and freak history. I hope we get to see him again at some other
major holiday. Well done, well, thank you. You can go get
one at Target before you mix it the minute against you. I want to
play what I think is the greatest Halloween song of all time, concocted by
a local artist to celebrate this day, October thirty one, pre November.
This is Everybody do the light Farms Giant by the light Farms Giant Life Farms
is foot, Everybody dressing up like the LeJean. It takes in under armored
tank compressing short sand boots and you gotta know my swing dance move It ain't
that hard. I'm gonna show you how to try it. Everybody do that
late farms giant. Come on now, you put your hands on your nip.
Send you pump baby pump. You pinch your nips, Send pump your
rump, you lick your lips, sad pump baby pump. Then you pinch
your nips again and you pump pump pump. Hands on your hips, Send
you pump baby pump. You pinch you on yours, Send pump you know,
rump, you lick your lips, Send pump baby pump. Then you
pinch your nips again and pump pump pump. Hands on your hips, send
you pump, baby pump. You pinch your nips, send your pump your
rum, you lick your nips, Send pump baby pump it. Then you
pinch your nips again and you pound. Wow. Well go through the direction
of how do I hands on your hand? How does the dance work?
Your hands on your head? You wasn't listening to the last nine sound?
Yeah, Well, I think that you might have been confused and you might
have missed the first six percent of the song because you have to wear a
specific outfit when you do it. Correct the compression shorts, the tank top,
under armour, the boots, and one of my favorite moments in the
history of the stupid ben and skin show is when the great listener J T.
Carney, I've seen this, did the dance, put on the appropriate
outfit and posted it in the Facebook user group. Yeah, he's a sick
man and he is a legend forever. You guys were standing together and doing
the dance perfectly symmetrically with each other. It was synchronized, and I don't
even feel like you needed the lyrics to guide you. I feel like you
kind of just knew what you were doing. I did it this morning.
Some things are just burned into your memory. Yeah, some dancers are too
complicated these days, you know, like you see a lot of people doing
TikTok routines and things like that. You need to keep it simple, like
a Taylor Swift dance move not a lot to it. That's America the greatest
dancer, Kevin. No, I was trying to catch JJ while she's packing
up her bag in there. All right, that was just automatic. I
didn't press anything when the Taylor Swift comes out. No, but you just
put your hands on your hips. Yeah, no, I got it.
You pump and the pump and then you pinch your nips and you rump and
lick your lips and them. That's a lot to it. When do you
lock your lips? It's after after you pumped the rump. Yeah, after
your nips, Yes, after you there's two rounds of nip inch uh huh.
I While that song was playing, I just wanted it to end.
Oh my god, what's wrong with that? Right now? I would listen
to it. You're realizing that you want to hear it again. Yes,
yeah, it went ninety too long, But now I'm like, all right.
It was kind of good, and YouTube dancing was sort of a like
peaceful is you kind of a writing rhythm. You describe that song and you're
listening habits towards it, the way a lot of people feel about Flowers of
the Killing right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I almost got
the title right. But what Ben and Skinner here, Hello Ben and skin
Man the h Alex Alex trans just told me that The Downbeat Pumpkin is officially
available at freak DFW dot com. Oh good limits, And then I really
it's really expensive. It is, well, it's that does not include shipping.
It's a value though you really factor in how much golden Halloween goodness,
isn't it? But this the song about the milk with the natural double d's.
They were just not double d's thirty four natural d's one. Speak your
language, Big Ben, Yeah, that's why I bought it. Yeah,
how long has he had that mustache on? Off and on? You're talking
about keV Oh's weird Mario stash? You believe he showed up for work like
this? One's damn Halloween spirit around here. I'll be the only gone staff
who dressed up our whole floor. Number one showed up today. Number two.
They're all in cost to checked out offices. I am now running for
president of the world, and I'm running about getting the economy jump started again.
And my simple idea to get the economy jump started again is to tell
salespeople it's a holiday and they can dress up, and then I think the
world will go back to work and everything will go back to normal. You're
about thirty years too young to run for president? And was that young?
Are you guys here? Also, like I heard alexis Texas, but I
don't know if it was just in my head. Did y'all hear her?
No? I didn't hear it. Okay, it's good to know. Okay,
Well, the economy must be an our sales because I still have the
app of the Downbeat Singing Pumpkin and it says zero units out of fifty have
been sold. And I feel like stores have been open now for an hour.
Given what a shoddy operation it was from the beginning. That app doesn't
work. I do all the mistakes we're making now we need to remember and
correct in time for distribution and sales of the Downbeat Singing Tree Topper. Yes,
for Christmas, which they're already asking the money for. You know,
they want money up front. Now, stop by today when you get off
work and get the pumpkin just in time for the trick or treaters, because
we need the money. And if you don't know what we're talking about,
listen to our podcasts on the iHeart app. Yeah, don't be like lafter
six. What time is the podcast before over six? It's coming up on
the Mining Skin Show today. Well, Kevin, and you asked, I'll
tell you a nasty rumor about one of the biggest celebrities in the world.
What'd you do my soroy? I don't think this one's me And that's gonna
happen at eleven thirty five, and I'll tell you this. It's a celebrity
that I'm very fond of, and that his skin is very fond of kicking
in the nuts? Can you name the celebrities? I got a lot of
a lot of options. He that she was mentioning something about choking earlier.
Uh yeah, that Mary water Bottles, Alexis Bear Girls, Corey Corey Seeker
has a chance to do something that I don't even think is on anyone's radar.
But I'm gonna tell you what it is. Today at eleven o five.
Damn what could be? Why don't you guys stick around for the spooky
spooky show? Just walked in here? Gotcha? Am we see you?
Steve, let me see? And also the Game four song. I would
imagine that Diheart state you have to play? Corvino is pissed. Yeah,
I thought, dude, he'll we're not supposed to play that. There's an
embargo on that. Yeah we knew. Oh forget this later. Uh.
For everyone who's been a part of this one today, here's a generic outro.
Happy Halloween, everyone, go Rangers. We'll be back tomorrow morning at
six am. We love you, good bye. Get a pumpkin